Whilst Jessie wasn’t in action last week that didn’t stop the young Bombshell from making herself heard, unfortunately for her Jessie’s promo was interrupted by the abrupt arrival of Odette Stevens’ new monstrous bodyguard known only as Ivy who proceeded to attack Jessie before Odette gave her a “Reason You Suck” Speech via video-phone, Jessie will obviously look for revenge this week on Climax Control but first she had a match to win.
That match was against a newcomer to the Bombshell Division by the name of Zuri Justice who signed up at the same time as another newcomer “The Beast from the South East” Horace Jackson who made his debut last week in a losing effort to fellow newcomer Thomas Knight and Michael Hardy, Jessie’s mission in this match couldn’t be clearer as she wants momentum going into her match against Odette Stevens at Chaos in Cape Town but can she win?
Driving to Batu Beach, Antananarivo, Madagascar
May 8th 2014, 11:00am
Well, that could’ve gone a lot better.
My intent going into the promo I did at Climax Control was to try to provoke Odette into accepting my challenge, I had already figured out that she’s scared of me by then but the promo ended with Odette doing what I intended to do to her, via video phone, after Melody’s distraction lead to me getting the hell beat out of me by Odette’s new bodyguard Ivy.
Yeah, if Odette isn’t scared of me then I’m an Ancient Roman Emperor.
I have my own plans for Climax Control but I’m playing my cards close to my chest least Odette finds out and sends Ivy after me again but even then I have my own plans for her and you can call that Plan B and because I’m not an idiot she won’t find out until it’s too late!
But just to be on the safe side I made sure that the only other people I know are the ones in the rental car with me, Jake and Shane and I threatened to kick them in the balls in they even thought about leaking my plans out as an extra precaution, some may call me paranoid so I’ll just point them to a TV Trope called “Properly Paranoid”.
And no, I haven’t forgotten about the new girl either, how could I? I’m her first opponent in SCW!
But honestly, I haven’t been able to find any information on her career before SCW, I know that she hasn’t dated since Collage due to an incident involving her girlfriend and a male lover which sent her over the edge, how she wasn’t arrested for castrating the dude I don’t know, and there’s little information on her career in a fed called the XWS and trust me, I tried looking on the internet for vids from that fed.
The closest I was able to find, if you can really call it that, was a porno site that shared the fed’s initials and……let’s just say that the content of that website would drive anyone to drink and leave it at that, trust me, you don’t want to know!
“How long is the intro to this damn album again?!” I asked as I shifted my weight, like my last promo I was sitting in the backseat of the rental car whilst Shane and Jake where in the front but this time we were listening to music on the way to the beach where Climax Control was being held, why? Because after my beating at last week’s Climax Control I need some rest and relaxation and since this week’s Climax Control was taking place at a beach it didn’t take us long to find a beach, the album we were listening to was Schizophrenia” by Sepultura. “I would’ve started the opening track by now!”
“Oh come on babe! It’s classic Sepultura!” Shane responded as he glanced at me via the rear view mirror. “And much better than “Roots” which you can’t stop playing.”
“Shane, if you give me that hipster “tru metal” bullshit again I’m feeding you to the first tiger we find!” I responded as I pinched the bridge of my nose in annoyance and he quickly shut up as the song, finally, started to play and thanks to me having the album’s physical copy I knew that it was called “From the Past Comes The Storm” which seems pretty appropriate for my recent troubles with Odette.
“Okay, how about we change the subject before we have to find a local doctor willing and talented enough to reattach Shane’s balls to his body.” Jake suggested and, whilst I barely suppressed a laugh at his comment, we agreed. “Did you see Zuri’s debut promo?”
“I watched it before we came out.” I responded before laughing. “And I have to admit, she made me laugh!”
“Yeah, I was busting a gut when she called Pussy Willow the long lost Kardashian Sister as well!” Shane responded with a grin which I returned but, as funny as that was, that wasn’t what I meant.
“Not what I meant, what I mean was that she had just signed up for the company and had never heard of me before signing up despite the fact that I’m a former Bombshell Roulette and Bombshell Tag Champion.” I responded and Jake shook his head.
“Not to play Devil’s Advocate or anything like that but those reigns both ended on your first defense.” Jake pointed out and I shook my head in response. “Then again you’ve been in SCW for two years now, have been a member of NXT for most of it and you also competed in that Super J Cup.”
“Right, that was the one where I had my rematch with Misty in the second round.” I responded with a nod as that match had been considered by many to be a MOTY candidate. “I’m almost sorry that SCW split from the NWA after the Lords of the Ring incident, I was hoping to give the Super J Cup another shot this year.”
“Considering the current state of the NWA it’s probably for the best.” Shane responded and I nodded in agreement. “So, I know we were going over who to invite to the wedding but have you thought of anyone else?”
“Can you run the list so far past me again?” I asked and Shane nodded.
“Family members obviously, Spike, Vixen, Steve, pretty much all current members of NXT, Christian, Becky, Amy….” Shane trailed off as he read the list. “It’s a pretty extensive list.”
“You think?” I asked sarcastically and Shane shook his head. “If I think of anyone else I’ll let you know but for now I’m focusing on my match at Climax Control.”
“Speaking of Climax Control….” Jake trailed off as we came to a stop as did the album and I looked out of the window seeing Batu Beach, it was fairly deserted which suited me just fine since it reduced the possibility of perverted male fans seeing me in a Bikini, there’s only one person who’s allowed to drool over me and that’s my fiancé!
And I just remembered that we brought the SCW Cameracrew with us so I could do my promo, great!
“Is there anywhere we can get changed?” I asked as I glanced around, we were still in our street clothes with our swim suits and stuff in a bag beneath Shane’s seat. “I’m not seeing any changing rooms.”
“I don’t think there are any.” Shane responded with a frown. “I don’t know about you guys but I’m not prepared to explain to the bosses why we got arrested for indecent exposure at the site of this week’s Climax Control!”
“That makes two of us!” I responded as I folded my arms and Jake got out of the car.
“I’ll go search for some changing rooms.” Jake told us before turning the car back on so that we could listen to the album was we waited. “If I can’t find any I’ll think of something but if push comes to shove we could always search for a swimming pool!” Jake added and I sighed, so much for getting a tan!
“That’s fine.” I responded as I got out of the car. “I can do my promo whilst I wait anyway.” I added and Jake nodded before running off, Shane remained in the car headbanging to the album so after I closed the driver and back doors I started on my promo. “If any of you are watching this expecting me to say something about Odette you may as well turn off your TV now! I won’t be addressing her comments or the attack until Climax Control so instead I will be focused on Zuri Justice!”
I said before shaking my head.
“You know, for a long time I thought Delia Darling was the most detestable wrestler on the Bombshell Roster for the sheer fact that she nearly cheated her way to being one half of the winners of the Blast from the Past Tournament, say what you will about Odette’s recent betrayal but at least she’s good in the ring unlike Delia! That said I’ve only watched one Zuri Justice Promo and she’s already up there with Odette!”
And that’s pretty fucking impressive!
“Why do I say that? Pussy Willow, questionable name aside, is not only one of the best interviewers in the business but she’s a total sweetheart to boot so to see you insult her to the point where she hopes that I will ruin your debut? Yeah, you’ve already scored some points on the Total Bitch o’ Meter! Though I have to admit, your Kim Kardashian comment did make me laugh, no offense Pussy but it just did!”
I said before shaking my head.
“As for the comments that you actually made about me, you may not care what kind of music I listen too but trust me, by the end of the night you’ll know how incredibly stupid it was of you to underestimate me in the ring! For one thing I’m a former champion in my own right and I fought hard to earn the two titles I won, the only reason I lost them were because of my partner during my tag title reign and because I got screwed over in my first defense of the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship and as soon as I get my hands on another title I plan on having a very long reign! And yet you claim that you never heard of me?”
Seems legit!
“So you’ve managed to go six months without getting pinned or being forced to submit once? That’s show impressive and incredibly unlikely at the same time! Did you bribe your opponents to let you pin them? Did you intentionally get yourself DQed or counted out every time it looked like you were on the verge of losing? That’s the only logical explanation for that that I can come up with and unless you can dig up some of your past opponents and have them testify that they wanted to win I’m willing to believe what I just said!”
And let’s not forget…..
“Your little streak is ending at Climax Control! If anyone’s in for a Rude Awakening it’s the so called “new bitch on the scene” and honestly, if I had a dollar for each time a new female wrestler said something along those lines I wouldn’t need to wrestle because I’d be a fucking millionaire! As far as I’m concerned you’re just like every other Bombshell, Diva or Female Wrestler with an attitude problem, only real difference is that you think you’re a supervillain as well!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“You call yourself the Harbinger of evil and the destroyer of dreams? Well at Climax Control, on the beach behind me I’ll be making one dream come true and that dream will be Pussy Willow’s dream of me ruining your debut and your little streak in one fell swoop! As for the Harbinger of evil thing…..” I trailed off before laughing hysterically for a few minutes. “Sorry I can’t take the harbinger name seriously after playing so many hours of Mass Effect 2! This is SCW’s Heavy Metal Bombshell Jessie Salco signing off reminding the SCW Universe to make it metal and Zuri that no streak lasts forever!”
I saw Jake returning to the car as the scene fades.
