[Jessie Salco]

 Jessie wasn’t in action last week but she still made her presence known alongside another bombshell namely Amy Marshall, the two Bombshells proceeded to voice their displeasure at being left off the card in favor of the Strike a Pose Match between the debuting Liz Smalls who has probably broken the record for shortest time it’s taken for the whole roster to hate your guts and Jessie’s old enemy Delia Darling and at the end of the segment they announced that they were forming a new team, the Metal and Punk Connection.

But their debut as a tag team will have to wait as this week Jessie was taking on Necra Octavian Kaine in their latest match, Jessie has yet to beat Necra in singles competition but that hasn’t stopped the young Bombshell from trying to beat her but will this week’s Climax Control be the night where she finally beats Necra?

Outside Amy’s Baking Company, Scottsdale, Arizona
June 25th 2014, 17:00pm

It seems I can’t stop getting booked in matches against Necra, doesn’t it?

And for that matter I can’t seem to get a win against her no matter how often I try to beat her and believe me, I think I’m at Attempt Number 100 right now! But as the old saying goes, if at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again!

Honestly I could’ve fit more trys at the end of that sentence but I think I’d still be saying the same word over and over again by the time my promo ends.

But that’s only half of the reason you’re watching this promo aren’t you? You want to know how the Metal and Punk Connection came about, unless you’re Amy and you already know this off course! If you want reasons just watch the seg we did at Climax Control! That tells you everything you need to know, that we are sick of these so called Bombshells that are too dumb to even be female porn characters coming in and ruining what was once the best women’s division in wrestling.

We still are but people like Delia and Liz are dragging us down and fast!

As for our current location, well if you’re a Kitchen Nightmares fan like we are then you already know the answer to that question, Amy’s Baking Company, the one restaurant that Gordon fucking Ramsay couldn’t save that’s now be turned into a tourist spot off sorts, and since SCW is hosting a few shows in Arizona we decided to plan a daytrip to Scottsdale Arizona and Amy’s Baking Company.

It didn’t exactly take long for things to escalate.

“We don’t want your kind around here! Go fuck yourself!” The aging, Italian madman known as Sami yelled at us as he kicked us out of the restaurant, that’s right, we were just kicked out despite the fact that this place pretty much stopped being a restaurant a while back and all because Sami caught us doing Gordon Ramsay impressions whilst we sat at a table, honestly we would’ve left as soon as Amy referred to her cats as her sons but we just wanted to have a good time.

“There are plenty of restaurants in Scottsdale! I hope all three of you get food poisoning from one of them!” Sami’s equally crazy wife Amy yelled out and I responded by giving them both the finger, they quickly stormed off.

“You just had to start those damn impressions.” Jake sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance. “At least that confirms that they are just as crazy as they seem to be on TV!”

“At least we didn’t have to try their food!” I responded with a shudder and the boys nodded in agreement. “Speaking of food, its dinner time and I’m hungry.”

“Say no more.” Jake responded before checking the phone to see where the nearest restaurant not named Amy’s Baking Company was. “At least that was fun whilst it lasted.”

“And at least they didn’t try to take our money whilst kicking us out.” I responded as I shook my head. “How haven’t they been arrested for that? Or for how they treated their wait staff?”

“That is a riddle for the ages to be sure.” Shane nodded in agreement. “So I’m guessing that we’re not going to have our reception here?”

“I wouldn’t trust them to run a children’s birthday party, let alone our wedding reception!” I responded with a grin and the boys laughed at that. “The only thing that disappoints me is the fact that they didn’t let the SCW Cameracrew inside, that would’ve been epic.”

“I guess they stopped allowing that after the Kitchen Nightmares crew visited them twice but I can see your point.” Shane responded as he shook his head before we noticed the grin on Jake’s face. “Have you found a place?”

“Yeah, bistro place across town, I figure we can stop there on our way back to Tucson.” Jake responded and we grinned liking that idea. “If you want to do your promo Jessie we won’t stop you, we’ll be in the car.” Jake added and I nodded before they went off to the rental car, once I was far enough from Amy’s Shouting Company I decided to start on my promo.

“Behind me is the infamous Amy’s Baking Company and if anyone knows anything about Kitchen Nightmares then they already know why this place is so infamous, for those who don’t, the owners are so crazy that Gordon Ramsay walked out rather than try to save the restaurant, what does this have to do with anything? Simple, they are about as crazy as the amount of tries I’ve had to try to defeat Necra and this week I’m getting another chance!”

And I will win this time!

“Necra, even when you debuted I was not scared of you, not one bit, and even after you beat me time and time again I’m still not scared of you and I’m definitely not backing down from this match! A lot may have changed since our first match Necra but my goal still remains the same, defeating you in one on one competition and I won’t stop trying to do that!”

That’s my guarantee!

“Why am I so persistent? And by that I mean not only with Necra but with trying to win another title? Why not? No one else gets asked that question and I seem to get asked it every other week, it’s just the nature of the business because Necra is one of many Bombshells that I’ve never been able to overcome since I made my debut but this match will change that because I will win this time!”

Yeah, I know I sound like a broken record, anyway, wrap up time!

“Soon the Metal and Punk Connection will make their in ring debut but before that I have one obstacle to overcome and her name is Necra! I may have tried to beat you dozens of times already Necra but I am confident that this will finally put the matter to rest! This is SCW’s Heavy Metal Bombshell Jessie Salco signing off, Necra I’ll see you in the ring!”

I went to the car as the scene fades.