We see Eyesnsane pacing back and forth inside of the Elders locker room, wearing a grey Chicago Cubs t-shirt grey shorts and black crocks. Â Noticing the camera he waves his right hand in a dissmissive manor.
Eyesnsane: Yeah yeah, you’re here with the camera oh but let me assure you.  I’m not in the mood.  Every wrestler who has been in this company it seems wants to take shots.  Hell I can’t even log into twitter without one of the damn heads of this company talking trash to my manager.  I mean, what the ****?  Wait did I just hear that?  Did I actually just hear a ******* beep? Â
That’s right, this is the time where the indy fed known as SCW wants me to punch the clock.  Where was my head, I really need to not let my temper get the best of me.  For those of you wondering, Jon is just in the next room getting checked out by our doctor.  Doctor Weaver, the only medical doctor I actually trust
Eyesnsane stops pacing turns toward the camera and clears his throat.
Eyesnsane: Ladies and gentlemen.  I am now going to do something that has become a lost art.  Smarks will know what I mean here.  I’m going to take the allotted air time to cut a good old fashioned promo.  You know because I’m sure most of you could careless what I had for dinner.  I’m a single guy so there’s no heated sultry affairs to talk about either.  I mean my thinking is that all of you actually listening to me right now are doing so because you want that action.
Good for you.  I am a man of action.  Hell my whole damn squad is about that action.  I would think after seeing me put old man river over in the parking lot that if anybody had a chip on their shoulder all they had to ever do was bring me the beef to watch me suffocated like saran wrap.  On to the point, sorry sometimes I get up on that soap box and away I go…
He laughs a bit with a big smile on his face.
Eyesnsane:  Unholy whatever.  What’s so unholy about these two guys?  Are they bad priests in their spare time?  Whatever, they are the it guys for the moment eh?  So by now you all are ready to see this big time grudge match that we are supposed to have on this huge ass ship that this little indy fed tries to make everybody stay on like people don’t have lives.  I wish I could teel you that one team will get off the boat the number one contenders or the new champions. Â
However what I can tell you all is this.  You all are going to see a fight.  Nothing else really matters at all right now but that.  I’ll be on the boat in time for my match.  Hell I was last year, wasn’t I?  I’m sure some of you remember last years banna boat ride.  Although I won’t be as sneaky about it this time around.  I may just have my helicopter drop me off on the deck.  Because The Elders can if we want to frankly.  James and Dimitri.  You guys are welcome.  You are welcome to do your best.  You are welcome to do your worst.  We are got damned indestructible!  Do you understand that?  Team bj tried to destroy us, team frick and frack tired to take us out.  Oh and now you two Johnny come lately types are just brimming with confidence.  I mean it not hard to see both your egos out match your skill sets all day.  I get it, Look at what I’ve accomplished in just a fraction of the time you two have been around.  You two are chasing the ghost of the SCW tag team titles, I’ve been there and done that.  So when you open your mouths and go on and on about how great you are, while Pinky, narf cheeleads for you two keep in mind your hunting an animal I’ve already killed, **** and Jon has been a tag champ, how many times?  Hey Jimmy here’s a trivia question for you.  What’s Jon’s tag team tite winning percentage?  Â
A look of frustration appears on the face of Eyesnsane……
Eyesnsane: I’m glad you boys are hungry and ready for a fight.  I’m glad you boys think it’s going to be easy.  I’m glad that you look at Jon and I as play toys here for you amusement.  Because it will make hitting you both in the face with my elbows feel that much better.  It will allow my to simply savor every bit of torture and pain I put you through.  As far as I’m concerned why wait to get on the boat.  I’ll fight you both on the docks.  We can fight in a life boat, or hell we can fight about it at the pool, in the pool, in a state room.  Eyesnsane will smash you here, I’ll smash you there. Look out look out The Elders are coming at you from everywhere!!
Eyesnsane put up his right hand toward the camera and looks down for a moment before lowering his hand and looking back up right into the camera.
Eyesnsane: We are the Elders, we are former SCW tag team champions like it or not.  Since losing those title we have proven that the road to them lies through us.  Just like before we won the titles and quickly became the measuring stick of the tag team division.  You want bujwasee look elsewhere.  You want gimmicks and games, look elsewhere.  If you want the next best thing, then just look at our opponents.  That’s not to be little what they could accomplish as singles wrestlers, but then again we ain’t wrestling singles matches now are we boys?  We are fighters, we are warriors and we are going to fight.  As a matter of fact, we are going to pry open the eyes of each and everyone of you that witness our fight.  You all will be forced to readjust your thinking when it comes to just who the hell we are and what the hell we are about.  The day of reconing is nearly at had.
Eyesnsane makes a cutting motion with his hand across his throat…..
Eyesnsane: This is over, now get the hell out of my personal space and if you walkin here without knocking again and I’m here.  I’m going to teach you some manors while handing you the ass whooiping your parents never did.
Scene fades to black…...