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Supercard Archives / CANDY (c) v BEA BARNHART
« on: April 10, 2020, 10:44:13 PM »
Scene One: Whaaaat???
*The scene opens up to show a split screen video conference between Candy on one side, and SCW’s own Pussy Willow on the other screen. Due to lockdowns and stay at home procedures, the interview could not be done face to face. So it was being recorded to be aired on
before Blaze of Glory VIII.*
PUSSY WILLOW: Hello, SCW fans. I am here, remotely, with the SCW Bombshell Roulette Champion, Candy.
*Candy waved to the camera*
PUSSY WILLOW: This weekend at Blaze of Glory VIII she will defend her title against the woman who won a shot at it, Bea Barnhart. Candy, do you feel you are prepared for this match?
CANDY: Of course I’m prepared! I’ve spent so much time in the ring and everything, working really hard to make sure that I am ready for this challenge. I can’t let anything prevent me from putting on the best possible match I can, and defending my title.
PUSSY WILLOW: That’s great to hear! Now, Bea shared a video where she talked about you and your match. Have you had a chance to see it yet?
CANDY: Yea, I did. She seems really really mean, but thinks she is not mean. And that’s the meanest type of person. She actually said she was GLAD that I lost my Blast From the Past tournament match. That’s just mean mean MEAN! I would never wish for some one to lose, or be happy that they did. Unless they tried to cheat or something. That’s one of the biggest differences between me and Bea. I am a genuine person, and kind person. I don’t think she is…
PUSSY WILLOW: She did make a comment about her relationship with her husband… she said, and I quote, “I also have a fantastic man named Bill. It was love at first sight and our love grows daily. Aw, Candy, you must be jealous that you do not have a studly handsome loving sexy husband like I do” … Any comments towards that?
*Before Candy could say anything, Marcus popped his head into the screen, looking annoyed.*
MARCUS: Wait… what? Hold on… does she NOT pay attention? Does she not know that Candy is married to me? Marcus FREAKING Cage? It doesn’t GET any more studly, handsome, loving, or sexy than that! SERIOUSLY! That really grinds my gears!
*Candy puts her hand up to the screen, instead of the camera, trying to cover it.*
CANDY: Marcus…
MARCUS: No! This is unacceptable! Have you SEEN the gorilla she is married to? I think I need to shine up my shoes and step out of retirement just to beat his ass.
*Candy lowered her hand as he stormed off into the other room, Pussy Willow was holding in a laugh*
CANDY: Sorry… he gets really upset when people criticize our relationship.
PUSSY WILLOW: It’s perfectly fine. Let’s move on. Now, she has brought up the fact that you guys are about the same size, so there is no size advantage going on here. Do you think that makes things pretty even and equal?
CANDY: I don’t think it makes any difference. This match is all about luck and skill. Even if I was like, 6 inches taller than her. Or she was like, 50 pounds heavier than me. I don’t think it will make a difference. I have fought people bigger than me, and smaller than me, and about the same size. And I have been able to win. Marcus taught me it’s all about finding your opponents weaknesses and using them to your advantage. And not to get distracted.
PUSSY WILLOW: Surely, with your sister in better health, you don’t have any distractions anymore?
CANDY: You are right, Miss Willow. I think that is part of what happened on Climax Control. My mind wasn’t in the game, and I feel SUPER bad about that. But James isn’t mad at me, so that’s good. I am kinda sad that Team Hugs N Cuddles is over… but you never know when we might team up again!
PUSSY WILLOW: That’s extremely true. You never know.
*Before another word can be said, Marcus comes storming back in the room*
MARCUS: AND ANOTHER THING!!! How in the hell can you look at that big ole hairy ape and say he is studly and handsome… but that I’m not? REALLY? Maybe I’m so handsome and studly that your retinas burn just from looking at me… ya harpy!
CANDY: Marcus…
MARCUS: No! This is not cool! All it proves is that she doesn’t pay attention to anything. She doesn’t really pay attention to her opponents. She would know this if she had. She can claim she watched all your matches and analyzed them, but that’s only part of it! She doesn’t know what makes you tick, and she doesn’t care. And frankly, that makes me so mad…
*He then stormed back out of the room, mumbling things randomly. Candy turned back to the camera and grinned nervously.*
CANDY: Sorry… he is very… passionate… about some things.
PUSSY WILLOW: I can tell. Bea seems pretty confident that she is going to take the belt from you.
CANDY: She does. And that’s ok. Everyone has to go into a match with a certain level of confidence, ya know? I know I didn’t go in last week with that same confidence that I usually do, and it cost us. But things are different now! She thinks that I don’t have the confidence I need to win. Maybe she is right… maybe she is wrong. Only time will tell. But ya know what I know?
PUSSY WILLOW: What’s that?
CANDY: I know that I can beat her. I know that I can win. I don’t doubt that she is good in the ring. But I know my skills and I know I can beat anyone I want to. Winning a match is about more than just your in ring skills. You gotta have confidence, and timing, and trust in yourself. You gotta know how to adapt and make things up on the fly. I’m not going in with a true PLAN because once that wheel spins and we find out the match type, any and all plans go out the window. That’s what is so hard about being Bombshell Roulette Champion.
PUSSY WILLOW: The random factor?
CANDY: Yeah. I can’t go in to this match prepared for a ladder match, but end up in an inferno match. That’s just silly! I did submit a WHOLE BUNCH of suggestions for the wheel! Such as a Glitter Bomb Match, A Sparkles Match, and a bunch of other super awesome ones! I hope they take my suggestions! These shows just don’t have enough glitter and sparkles. But that’s something that I am working on!
PUSSY WILLOW: More glitter and sparkles on the shows?
CANDY: YEAH!!! I mean, why not? Glitter and Sparkles make people happy. And our shows are supposed to make the fans happy… right? And I think that me keeping my title would make the fans happy. That is why I am going to fight SUPER hard to keep it. If Bea wants to take the belt from me, she is gonna have to work for it!
PUSSY WILLOW: That’s a really good attitude to have going into this match.
CANDY: Thanks. I think so too. Which is why I am confident that I am gonna win.
PUSSY WILLOW: Well, thank you for your time, Candy. I want to wish you good luck out there.
CANDY: Thanks!
*Once more, Marcus storms back in the room.*
MARCUS: AND HOW CAN SHE NOT SAY I AM A LOVING HUSBAND?!?!?! Would a non loving husband have built his wife her very own wrestling ring in their garage just so she can continue to practice during the lockdown? Let his sister in law stay with them during that time, too? NO! HE WOULDN'T! AND I DID! SO HA! SUCK IT, LOSER!
*He throws his hands up in the air and storms back out of the room once more as the camera cuts.*
*The scene opens up to show a split screen video conference between Candy on one side, and SCW’s own Pussy Willow on the other screen. Due to lockdowns and stay at home procedures, the interview could not be done face to face. So it was being recorded to be aired on
before Blaze of Glory VIII.*
PUSSY WILLOW: Hello, SCW fans. I am here, remotely, with the SCW Bombshell Roulette Champion, Candy.
*Candy waved to the camera*
PUSSY WILLOW: This weekend at Blaze of Glory VIII she will defend her title against the woman who won a shot at it, Bea Barnhart. Candy, do you feel you are prepared for this match?
CANDY: Of course I’m prepared! I’ve spent so much time in the ring and everything, working really hard to make sure that I am ready for this challenge. I can’t let anything prevent me from putting on the best possible match I can, and defending my title.
PUSSY WILLOW: That’s great to hear! Now, Bea shared a video where she talked about you and your match. Have you had a chance to see it yet?
CANDY: Yea, I did. She seems really really mean, but thinks she is not mean. And that’s the meanest type of person. She actually said she was GLAD that I lost my Blast From the Past tournament match. That’s just mean mean MEAN! I would never wish for some one to lose, or be happy that they did. Unless they tried to cheat or something. That’s one of the biggest differences between me and Bea. I am a genuine person, and kind person. I don’t think she is…
PUSSY WILLOW: She did make a comment about her relationship with her husband… she said, and I quote, “I also have a fantastic man named Bill. It was love at first sight and our love grows daily. Aw, Candy, you must be jealous that you do not have a studly handsome loving sexy husband like I do” … Any comments towards that?
*Before Candy could say anything, Marcus popped his head into the screen, looking annoyed.*
MARCUS: Wait… what? Hold on… does she NOT pay attention? Does she not know that Candy is married to me? Marcus FREAKING Cage? It doesn’t GET any more studly, handsome, loving, or sexy than that! SERIOUSLY! That really grinds my gears!
*Candy puts her hand up to the screen, instead of the camera, trying to cover it.*
CANDY: Marcus…
MARCUS: No! This is unacceptable! Have you SEEN the gorilla she is married to? I think I need to shine up my shoes and step out of retirement just to beat his ass.
*Candy lowered her hand as he stormed off into the other room, Pussy Willow was holding in a laugh*
CANDY: Sorry… he gets really upset when people criticize our relationship.
PUSSY WILLOW: It’s perfectly fine. Let’s move on. Now, she has brought up the fact that you guys are about the same size, so there is no size advantage going on here. Do you think that makes things pretty even and equal?
CANDY: I don’t think it makes any difference. This match is all about luck and skill. Even if I was like, 6 inches taller than her. Or she was like, 50 pounds heavier than me. I don’t think it will make a difference. I have fought people bigger than me, and smaller than me, and about the same size. And I have been able to win. Marcus taught me it’s all about finding your opponents weaknesses and using them to your advantage. And not to get distracted.
PUSSY WILLOW: Surely, with your sister in better health, you don’t have any distractions anymore?
CANDY: You are right, Miss Willow. I think that is part of what happened on Climax Control. My mind wasn’t in the game, and I feel SUPER bad about that. But James isn’t mad at me, so that’s good. I am kinda sad that Team Hugs N Cuddles is over… but you never know when we might team up again!
PUSSY WILLOW: That’s extremely true. You never know.
*Before another word can be said, Marcus comes storming back in the room*
MARCUS: AND ANOTHER THING!!! How in the hell can you look at that big ole hairy ape and say he is studly and handsome… but that I’m not? REALLY? Maybe I’m so handsome and studly that your retinas burn just from looking at me… ya harpy!
CANDY: Marcus…
MARCUS: No! This is not cool! All it proves is that she doesn’t pay attention to anything. She doesn’t really pay attention to her opponents. She would know this if she had. She can claim she watched all your matches and analyzed them, but that’s only part of it! She doesn’t know what makes you tick, and she doesn’t care. And frankly, that makes me so mad…
*He then stormed back out of the room, mumbling things randomly. Candy turned back to the camera and grinned nervously.*
CANDY: Sorry… he is very… passionate… about some things.
PUSSY WILLOW: I can tell. Bea seems pretty confident that she is going to take the belt from you.
CANDY: She does. And that’s ok. Everyone has to go into a match with a certain level of confidence, ya know? I know I didn’t go in last week with that same confidence that I usually do, and it cost us. But things are different now! She thinks that I don’t have the confidence I need to win. Maybe she is right… maybe she is wrong. Only time will tell. But ya know what I know?
PUSSY WILLOW: What’s that?
CANDY: I know that I can beat her. I know that I can win. I don’t doubt that she is good in the ring. But I know my skills and I know I can beat anyone I want to. Winning a match is about more than just your in ring skills. You gotta have confidence, and timing, and trust in yourself. You gotta know how to adapt and make things up on the fly. I’m not going in with a true PLAN because once that wheel spins and we find out the match type, any and all plans go out the window. That’s what is so hard about being Bombshell Roulette Champion.
PUSSY WILLOW: The random factor?
CANDY: Yeah. I can’t go in to this match prepared for a ladder match, but end up in an inferno match. That’s just silly! I did submit a WHOLE BUNCH of suggestions for the wheel! Such as a Glitter Bomb Match, A Sparkles Match, and a bunch of other super awesome ones! I hope they take my suggestions! These shows just don’t have enough glitter and sparkles. But that’s something that I am working on!
PUSSY WILLOW: More glitter and sparkles on the shows?
CANDY: YEAH!!! I mean, why not? Glitter and Sparkles make people happy. And our shows are supposed to make the fans happy… right? And I think that me keeping my title would make the fans happy. That is why I am going to fight SUPER hard to keep it. If Bea wants to take the belt from me, she is gonna have to work for it!
PUSSY WILLOW: That’s a really good attitude to have going into this match.
CANDY: Thanks. I think so too. Which is why I am confident that I am gonna win.
PUSSY WILLOW: Well, thank you for your time, Candy. I want to wish you good luck out there.
CANDY: Thanks!
*Once more, Marcus storms back in the room.*
MARCUS: AND HOW CAN SHE NOT SAY I AM A LOVING HUSBAND?!?!?! Would a non loving husband have built his wife her very own wrestling ring in their garage just so she can continue to practice during the lockdown? Let his sister in law stay with them during that time, too? NO! HE WOULDN'T! AND I DID! SO HA! SUCK IT, LOSER!
*He throws his hands up in the air and storms back out of the room once more as the camera cuts.*