Rocky Mountains is walking through the back hallway holding a microphone while a camera capturing her her doing so.  As she passes by a door it opens suddenly causing her to jump and gasp a bit.  The open door reveals Eyesnsane walking through the door coming inside the building from the parking lot.  He is shirtless and has his hands and wrists wrapped in red tape along with his feet and ankles.  He’s wearing black gy pants with a black belt around his waist as he walks through the door and right up to Rocky realizing she is there he leans in close to her dipping his head just a bit to speak into the microphone she is clutching to herself still from the shock of the door opening.  


Eyesnsane: It’s alright to get excited when Eyesnsane walks into the room you are in, this is a very natural response.  Now you’ve been sent back here to interview the new SCW World Heavyweaight champion and here I am.  Now, I’m even going to do you the favor of making this interview of the night.


Eyesnsane stands straight up, as Rocky extends her arm holding the microphone toward Eyesnsane.  After a brief moment it looks as if she is going to say something but, Eyesnsane takes the microphone away from her…


Eyesnsane: Ummm, ok.


Eyesnsane stands in front of Rocky, and speaks into the microphone.


Eyesnsane: Ladies and gentlemen, we are privileged at this time to be graced by the awe inspiring presence of the, Eyesnsane.  Eyesnsane thank you on behalf of myself and all the fans watching…


Boo’s come from the crowd.  Eyesnsane steps over to where he was standing just a moment before.


Eyesnsane: You all are very welcome, though we must be brief, after all these fans are not here to watch me talk.  They are here to watch me deliver elbows to the faces, all of there damn faces, every last one of them, over and over, and over.


Eyesnsane moves in front of Rocky again.


Eyesnsane: Do you have anything to say about the rumors on social media of you co starring in an adult film?


Eyesnsane steps back to where he was while raising the microphone one more time.


Eyesnsane: Let’s say I had a very large part in a film recently of a rather adult themed nature.  But you see that’s not what this is about, that’s not what tonight is about, that’s not what this battleroyal is about.  No, at least six of us are here for one very specific reason.  As you are all well aware I, Eyesnsane am being made to compete in a six man battle royal.  

Her lowers his head for a moment.


Eyesnsane: What is it with damn battle royals this month?  Oh, well I am signed to more than one company, and in fairness this one only has five folks as compared to thirty so it should be both easier and shorter, since I already had a warmer up, some days ago.

He shakes his head while still looking down disapprovingly.  Then lifts his head while standing straight up again


Eyesnsane: This night is about the SCW World championship.  Tonight is about surviving an over the top rope battle royal that becomes a pinfall match for the last two, with the one scoring the win becoming the champion. I’d get the recognition I so surely deserve.  Ya know I just came from the strip not to long ago.  You should see what the odds are on me winning this match.  Let’s just say anybody courageous enough to bet on me winning will come up when my hand gets raised later.   These people, those people out there in the lot and in the grass just hanging out all those people are here to see Eyesnsane underdog status or not beat some ass like it ain’t never been beat before and if they're not, then I could careless because it’s what’s going to happen.  There will be no Cinderella story, no fan favorite over coming all the odds and obstacles, no in the end what you will see, what you will all be forced to see is me!  With the referee raising one arm, with the Bad Boys all around me.  As I bring the ship to the Bad Boy camp!  So, get ready for the worst case scenario, because it’s now only moments away from happening.


He lowers the microphone and takes a step to the left and then two to the right.  His breathing has gotten heavier.



Eyesnsane: I’ve long since given up caring about those who doubt my talent and skill.  I know what I can do, I show up not to talk and talk about nothing, about who I’m screwing, of what I ate for damn dinner.  Yall could careless about that crap.  Just like I don’t care what I have to do to survive this entire deal but I am going to do any and everything to do it.  Look in these eyes.  I’m not here to play games, to pander to the crowd or hock merchandise.  Tonight, I shock SCW, the world and all the know it all’s that give me no shot in winning the shock of their lives.  I am the new SCW World Heavyweight Champion, fulfilling my destiny!


Lowering the microphone…


Eyesnsane: Oh yeah, you’re welcome.


He drops the microphone and walks away down the hallway as the camera shot fades to black.

 We see Eyesnsane pacing back and forth inside of the Elders locker room, wearing a grey Chicago Cubs t-shirt grey shorts and black crocks.  Noticing the camera he waves his right hand in a dissmissive manor.


Eyesnsane: Yeah yeah, you’re here with the camera oh but let me assure you.  I’m not in the mood.  Every wrestler who has been in this company it seems wants to take shots.  Hell I can’t even log into twitter without one of the damn heads of this company talking trash to my manager.  I mean, what the ****?  Wait did I just hear that?  Did I actually just hear a ******* beep?  

That’s right, this is the time where the indy fed known as SCW wants me to punch the clock.  Where was my head, I really need to not let my temper get the best of me.  For those of you wondering, Jon is just in the next room getting checked out by our doctor.  Doctor Weaver, the only medical doctor I actually trust


Eyesnsane stops pacing turns toward the camera and clears his throat.


Eyesnsane: Ladies and gentlemen.  I am now going to do something that has become a lost art.  Smarks will know what I mean here.  I’m going to take the allotted air time to cut a good old fashioned promo.  You know because I’m sure most of you could careless what I had for dinner.  I’m a single guy so there’s no heated sultry affairs to talk about either.  I mean my thinking is that all of you actually listening to me right now are doing so because you want that action.

Good for you.  I am a man of action.  Hell my whole damn squad is about that action.  I would think after seeing me put old man river over in the parking lot that if anybody had a chip on their shoulder all they had to ever do was bring me the beef to watch me suffocated like saran wrap.  On to the point, sorry sometimes I get up on that soap box and away I go…


He laughs a bit with a big smile on his face.


Eyesnsane:  Unholy whatever.  What’s so unholy about these two guys?  Are they bad priests in their spare time?  Whatever, they are the it guys for the moment eh?  So by now you all are ready to see this big time grudge match that we are supposed to have on this huge ass ship that this little indy fed tries to make everybody stay on like people don’t have lives.  I wish I could teel you that one team will get off the boat the number one contenders or the new champions.  

However what I can tell you all is this.  You all are going to see a fight.  Nothing else really matters at all right now but that.  I’ll be on the boat in time for my match.  Hell I was last year, wasn’t I?  I’m sure some of you remember last years banna boat ride.  Although I won’t be as sneaky about it this time around.  I may just have my helicopter drop me off on the deck.  Because The Elders can if we want to frankly.  James and Dimitri.  You guys are welcome.  You are welcome to do your best.  You are welcome to do your worst.  We are got damned indestructible!  Do you understand that?  Team bj tried to destroy us, team frick and frack tired to take us out.  Oh and now you two Johnny come lately types are just brimming with confidence.  I mean it not hard to see both your egos out match your skill sets all day.  I get it, Look at what I’ve accomplished in just a fraction of the time you two have been around.  You two are chasing the ghost of the SCW tag team titles, I’ve been there and done that.  So when you open your mouths and go on and on about how great you are, while Pinky, narf cheeleads for you two keep in mind your hunting an animal I’ve already killed, **** and Jon has been a tag champ, how many times?  Hey Jimmy here’s a trivia question for you.  What’s Jon’s tag team tite winning percentage?   


A look of frustration appears on the face of Eyesnsane……


Eyesnsane: I’m glad you boys are hungry and ready for a fight.  I’m glad you boys think it’s going to be easy.  I’m glad that you look at Jon and I as play toys here for you amusement.  Because it will make hitting you both in the face with my elbows feel that much better.  It will allow my to simply savor every bit of torture and pain I put you through.  As far as I’m concerned why wait to get on the boat.  I’ll fight you both on the docks.  We can fight in a life boat, or hell we can fight about it at the pool, in the pool, in a state room.  Eyesnsane will smash you here, I’ll smash you there. Look out look out The Elders are coming at you from everywhere!!


Eyesnsane put up his right hand toward the camera and looks down for a moment before lowering his hand and looking back up right into the camera.


Eyesnsane: We are the Elders, we are former SCW tag team champions like it or not.  Since losing those title we have proven that the road to them lies through us.  Just like before we won the titles and quickly became the measuring stick of the tag team division.  You want bujwasee look elsewhere.  You want gimmicks and games, look elsewhere.  If you want the next best thing, then just look at our opponents.  That’s not to be little what they could accomplish as singles wrestlers, but then again we ain’t wrestling singles matches now are we boys?  We are fighters, we are warriors and we are going to fight.  As a matter of fact, we are going to pry open the eyes of each and everyone of you that witness our fight.  You all will be forced to readjust your thinking when it comes to just who the hell we are and what the hell we are about.  The day of reconing is nearly at had.


Eyesnsane makes a cutting motion with his hand across his throat…..


Eyesnsane: This is over, now get the hell out of my personal space and if you walkin here without knocking again and I’m here.  I’m going to teach you some manors while handing you the ass whooiping your parents never did.


Scene fades to black…...

 
Camelot Tower
Chicago, Ill. April 14, 2017
Alana Allure’s Office….




(Off Camera)



We see Alana standing next to the window behind her desk and she is staring out at the city as Eyesnsane is seated on the other side of her desk in a chair facing her.  As usual she is dressed in a professional mannor looking everybit the manager part.



Alana: I do the best I can with all of you.  I really do.  I go out of my way to ensure you have freedom, to ensure that I’m not coming off as some kind of mother hawk or something.  Then you go and do this kind of shit!

Eyesnsane: Look, Alana.  I’m sorry I just wanted…

Alana: I really don’t give a damn how sorry you are or what you wanted.  Look after the stunt you pulled in 2009 you were lucky we found a way for the government to allow you back into the country for work.

Eyesnsane: That stuff was so long ago…

Alana: You are right that was a long time ago, and they still remember!  Although here is the thing I have been struggling with.  You went back.  You know you got banned from entering Mexico, right?

Eyesnsane: Yeah, but after all these years I just ….

Alana: You just.  You just, let’s talk about what you just go out there and do.



Alana walks over to her desk and picks up a rather thick manilla folder holding it in front of herself as she now stands between her desk and looking into the folder.



Alana: Let’s see.  Impersonating a police officer, Impersonating a doctor.  Reckless endangerment, child endangerment.  Medical fraud, malpractice.  Oh wait this one is my favorite.  Interference in a multinational federal investigation.  Extortion, kidnapping, solicitation of prostitution, driving while under the influence and trafficking narcotics.  Last time you were in Mexico this is more or less the list of things you just managed to do.

Eyesnsane: Ok, look that was a long time ago, and I kind of went wild once I got the business credit card.  I’m not saying it was anybody’s fault but my own.  I’m just saying that I might have lost my head a bit.  Also when you read the list like that it makes me sound like I’m some kind of bad boy…..



Pausing for a moment, Eyesnsane turns to his right to look into the camera being held by Ted that he is supposed to be pretending is not even in the room.  While looking at the camera he gives a playful wink at the camera and turns his head back to Alana.



Alana: Oh, so you got jokes and you think this is all funny huh?

Eyesnsane: No, no it’s not that at all.  In fairness I explained all of that before.  Sure there was some weed in the car and I did happen to smoke some of it, while driving in front of the federales, not a great idea.  But I found it in the car after driving into Mexico, I felt luck the car did not get checked at the border.  So I decided to just smoke it since there was enough left for a blunt and one was in the car.  There was like nobody on the road that I could see for miles in either direction so I figured why not.

Alana: Why not huh?

Eyesnsane: Yeah and then most of that other trouble was me dealing with Lucia.  How was I supposed to know that she was a drug lord's daughter?  I mean you can’t exactly see that on a person, and sure between drinking the water and the alcohol things got kind of crazy.  I was blitzed and half the time I was in that hospital I swore she and I were just playing doctor.



Alana: turns some pages in the folder while still looking at the documents.



Alana: Yes, that’s what you told authorities you thought the two of you were running a 3d simulation game.  Jesus Christ, were you high when they asked you questions?

Eyesnsane: Honestly I’m not sure, a lil Molly, some X, whatever we were drinking, and you know cocaine is a hell of…

Alana: Just stop.  Ok stop.  Help me to understand why you would just get a wild hair up your ass and go galavanting back through Mexico.  I mean what could have been so important?  Was this under the orders of Master Wong?

Eyesnsane: No, and why would you ask…

Alana: I’m asking because you maybe a lot of things but stupid is generally not one of those things.  So help me understand Eyesnsane, damn James.  I’m really trying to keep my temper.

Eyesnsane: Might I ad you are doing a fine job at just that.

Alana: No you may not add that you think I’m doing a good job.  Shit like this makes it look to Master Lilly like I am not able to handle my job.  You see James, that’s the line right there.  I need you to wake the hell up and check the hell in.  These things you go do.  These wild ideas that creep into your head, they don’t just have an effect on you.  They affect us all believe it or not.  I have to get on the phone and explain this all to Lilly.  So tell me what made you go to Mexico.

Eyesnsane: I had to go to an old temple.  I wanted to see it first hand and explore it.  So you see it’s not at all like the last time.



Alana sits down in her chair placing the documents and folder down on her desk in front of her.  She turns over a few more papers before seeming to find what she is looking for.



Alana: Yes this time was different.  They have only sighted you with illegally entering the country, possible destruction of a national monument, illegal trespass.  Tampering with a historical sight.  Killing of a protected animal species.  Oh and they suspect you have illegally transported fruits and vegetables and possibly animals out of the country…..



Alana sighs deeply as she wipes her face with her empty right hand and leans back all the way in her chair while looking up at Eyesnsane.  



Alana: You are going to have to appear in court, they want you in jail right now.  If you so much as look across the border they will come for you.  If you cross the border again from this point going forward I can no longer guarantee your protection.

Eyesnsane: What… what’s that supposed to mean?

Alana: Come on now, you’re a big boy.  I think you know exactly what it means.

Eyesnsane: Oh so it’s like that?

Alana: You damn right and look in the mirror when you say it boo, boo because you and you alone are the one who made it like this!  So don’t even come at me with the slightest bit of attitude.  Check that shit right now!



Alana looks fiercely at Eyesnsane as she then smoothes her clothing as she stands up.  Then Alana goes into her right hand desk drawer and removes a new I-phone.  She closes the drawer and walks around to the front of her desk so that she is in between him and the desk.  



Alana: Bit of good with the bad.



Alana holds up the cell phone next to her with a slight grin on her face.



Alana: It seems that while Master Lilly is state side we were tying up some things with the cell provider.  Turns out it was upgrade time for us and the contract covered everybody’s phone so if you’ll give me yours I’ll transfer your stuff on this new one for you.



Eyesnsane reaches into his pocket and produces his cell phone while handing it over to Alana.  Alana turns around while turning her laptop around as she taps the keys before attaching Eyesnsane”s old phone.  After a few moments have passed Alana disconnects the old phone and attaches a cord to the new phone.  A few more minutes pass before Alana hands Eyesnsane the new phone.



Alana: Here’s your phone, and here’s the deal.  You are on a short ass leah, I’m in the process of seeing if this is the kind of trouble I can get you out of myself or if I’ll need to explain this all to Master Lilly as well.  I really did not need this shit right now.  You were doing such a good job of not fucking up.  

Eyesnsane: I got it.

Alana: So when you leave Ted will be waiting for you, and he has your itinerary.  He’s going to make sure that you stick to it as well.  You are not going to give him any trouble about travel at all, while I sort out all this new work you made for me.  Now get the fuck out of might sight before I really lose my fucking temper…..



Alana reaches for the stapler that’s on her desk as Eyesnsane gets up and heads across the room to the door.  He grabs the handle and turns and looks back at Alana just in time to see her with the stapler raised up by her head as he exits the room very quickly closing the door behind himself.  Ted who was sitting in a chair next to the door stands up…



Ted: You ok?

Eyesnsane: It could be worse.




Cluck! Is the loud sound heard from the other side of the door




Eyesnsane: So we should probably get going, right?

Ted: Uh, yeah let’s go.  We can go to my office downstairs, I can get you to voice your parts for  the animation.

Eyesnsane: You that’s right, I somehow let that slip my mind.



The two of them walk over to the elevator, Ted presses the button and after a few moments the door opens allowing them both to step onto the elevator as the door closes as opposed to selecting a number, Ted places his thumb on a plate and then the plate lights up and remains lit until the door opens and they both step out onto another floor of the building.  Once reaching the door on the right Ted again presses his thumb to a plate next to the door and it opens up for him.

As they step into the office, studio combination, we see Eyesnsane looking all around the place seemingly in awe of what he sees.  There is a wall of large screens and computers, cameras of various sizes.  Eyesnsane heads toward a couch and sits down, but Ted walks right up to him and hands him some papers….



Ted: Don’t get comfortable.  These are your scripts for the skits I’m going to put together for the first episode of the cartoon.

Eyesnsane: Oh wow really, we are ready to do that already?

Ted: Well Had you not been off on your adventure you could have done this with everybody else when they were here.

Eyesnsane: Awe man that sounds cool.

Ted; Yeah it is pretty cool.  So look this is the easy part.  In all these you are reading for yourself.  You just need to go in the booth and put on the head set.  From there what I will do is play the vocals of the scene and at the same time you will see a monitor playing the scene out, to helo you get into it.  In the headset you’ll hear a faint short beep, those are your ques.  When you hear those read your lines as your character should deliver them, I’ll be listening and filtering from just in that room and other side of the glass.

Eyesnsane: Ok, that all sounds easy enough.  So this is how I get to see the episode as my sneak peak.

Ted: Eeeh not really, most other scenes are done already so there’s a lot you wont see right now aside from scenes you are in, but don’t worry it won’t be long before I have everything edited together and a finished product for you all to see.

Eyesnsane: Ok, that’s what’s up.



Eyesnsane walks over to the booth area with Ted and they both step through a door that leads to a room with multiple boards and switches, at the other end of the room is another door that leads to an inner room where the microphone and stool are set up with a nearby table that has a bottle of water on it.  Just to the left of all of that is a monitor with a dark and blank screen at the moment.

Eyesnsane walks into the padded inner room and places the headphones on his head.  As Ted closes the outer door and then takes a seat in the center of all the boards and switches were there is also a slim and long and flexible microphone.  Ted leans toward his microphone and presses the controls….



Ted: Alright, alright, can you hear me?



Eyesnsane looks up at Ted and gives him a thumbs up.



Ted: That’s not the cone of silence bro.  Let me hear you talk, give me a mic check.



Eyesnsane leans into the microphone



Eyesnsane: Hello, can you hear me?

Ted: Loud and..

Eyesnsane: Hey, mic check one two what is this?

Ted: Eeeh! I said I hear you.  Just cause you in a booth don’t make you a rapper.  Now look over to you right is the monitor on?

Eyesnsane: Yeah man its on.

Ted: Alright, get yourself together and let me know when you are ready and I’ll roll everything.




After a few moments…




Eyesnsane: Ok, I’m ready let’s get it going.



Ted claps his hands together as Eyesnsane finishes his last line for the cartoon.  Ted leans toward the microphone and presses a button.



Ted: Ok we got it, come on out of there man.



Eyesnsane takes off the headphones and places them on the nearby table and gathers up his scripts in his hands as he moves from the inner padded room to the outer room where Ted is.  



Ted: Well that’s it for you guys, the rest is pretty much me from here on out.  I just have to edit it al together versus how it will be used in footage and son on and so forth.

Eyesnsane: I’m going to pretend like i understand everything you just said and say ok.

Ted: Ah don’t worry You guys will see the finished product and it will be all good by then I just still have some work to do on it.

Eyesnsane: Suits me just fine.  So, Alana mentioned that you had my itinerary.

Ted: Oh yeah we do hhave a schedule to be mindful of.

Eyesnsane: No worries, just let me know what’s up and you will get no complaints from me.

Ted: Well we are supposed to be in Philly by at least four pm tomorrow.

Eyesnsane: How about we grab some food and just fly out to Philly tonight, then we can get a nice early start on thing tomorrow.

Ted: I don’t see anything wrong with being ahead of schedule.

Eyesnsane: Also if something weird happens then we won’t be all rushed if we get held up or something, or a flight is a little late.

Ted: No I get you, what do you want to eat?

Eyesnsane: I actually want some JJ Fish.

Ted: That does sound good, come on man lets go.  I’ll drive…

Eyesnsane: Great, I’ll drink.



Seated at one of the tables at JJ Fish they both have their food in front of them and are getting ready to dig in.



Ted: Hey, can I ask you something?

Eyesnsane: Sure.  What?

Ted: You and the doctor got a thing going on?



There are a few moments of silence as Eyesnsane chews his food while looking at Ted.  After he finishes chewing up with a good swallow…



Eyesnsane: No, and why would you even ask me that?

Ted: Well it was really just the whole thing about not letting you travel with her anymore.  Although I suppose if you were being late and running off here and there I can see her just wanting to try anybody else.  
Eyesnsane: It was not her fault.

Ted: Oh I’m sure.  I’m going to tell you just like I told Alana.  I’ll keep track of your schedule and take care of your footage and you will not get any DUI’s with me.  Aside from that you are a grown ass man and you are going to do what you want when and how you want to do it and I can only say so much to you in any given situation but ultimately whatever you do or don’t do is all about you.

Eyesnsane: Yeah I get that man.

Ted: Good so long as we understand each other, they say understanding is the key.



They continue eating their food and sipping on their sodas.



Ted: Any ideas on what you want to do as far as your footage is concerned?

Eyesnsane: No not really, I just figured we would figure that out between now and tomorrow.  

Ted: Ok, I have not come up with anything just yet either.

 Los Angeles, Ca.
Children’s Protective services building four.


Having arrived early for his visit with Tyson. Eyesnsane is seated in a hallway just outside of the room where he will get to spend an hour with his son. He hears the click and clack of high heels hitting the flooring of the hallway and looks up to see the child psychologist assigned to his case, Ms. Pennyworth. With a file folder, already in her hand she sits down next to him.

Ms. Pennyworth: I see you are here early for this visit Mr. Hughes.

Eyesnsane: Hello Ms. Pennyworth, how are you today?

Ms. Pennyworth: I am well, thank you. I was reviewing your case all around earlier this morning.

Eyesnsane: Great so how much longer do I need to be shamed like this just to be able to see my son?

Ms. Pennyworth: Well you realize that some of that has to do with you, right? My records indicate that it has been some time since you have had a therapy session with ….

Eyesnsane: Look. I’m different and I’ve always been different my whole life. Somethings got a little weird and I can admit that. But for months I’ve been treated like a threat to my own kid. Lady I drink and on occasion may have partied a bit. But there is nothing created that could make me hurt Tyson. I love my son more than I love myself.

Ms. Pennyworth: I believe you Mr. Hughes. As I was saying I find your interactions with Tyson to be healthy and exemplary. I’ve spoken to his school and his teachers and they confirm that he is a well-adjusted boy. His grades are outstanding and these are all things I must report at the next hearing. Including how you are always on time, and how great you are with him, but only you can meet the judge’s requirement for you to have therapy.

Eyesnsane: See and there’s the thing. I’ve not been found guilty of a thing and yet I’m being punished. Not to mention this same judge set my child support as well and when I say I don’t have time to see a shrink it’s because I don’t. I’m working two jobs right now so that my boy never must go without anything he needs.

Ms. Pennyworth: Have you spoken to Ms. Redgrave recently?

Eyesnsane: No, I have not.

Ms. Pennyworth: Why not?

Eyesnsane: Oh, well you know when I woman gets a restraining order against you and convinces a court you are a danger to yourself and your child I find myself in this quasi sort of place where I don’t have shit to say to her. How does one start that conversation? I figure if I call then maybe some judge thinks I’m a stalker, hell I don’t know. Then again a judge has given my ex complete control over a part of my life.

Ms. Pennyworth: You make it sound a bit bleaker than it is I think…
Eyesnsane: With all due respect, how in the hell would you know? Do you have kids?

Ms. Penyworth: No, I do not but I think ….

Eyesnsane: You think reading some books coupled with that piece of paper tht last school you went to prepared you for everything. Put yourself in my shoes. I can’t take my son out for ice cream just because. We are not about to be in my backyard playing catch. I can’t take him to work with me and I can’t even be within one hundred and fifty feet of his school. I can’t do something as simple as take my kid to McDonald’s.

The highlight of my existence is coming to this building twice a month so I can see him. I keep a phone and laptop with me always just in case his mom lets me Skype with him. I bought him a videogame brought it here just for security to take it from me because they must inspect it and give it to his mother. Oh, and here’s a good one. How do those books say I’m supposed to answer him when he asked about all the normal stuff he and I can’t do that all his friends do with their dads? You got a book for that?

Ms. Pennyworth: Please don’t get…

Eyesnsane: I’m not getting any way. Frankly I’m trapped and keeping the egg shells beneath my feet. I know any little thing is enough to have this visit canceled and there is no way I’m going to mess up what little I have. Just don’t condescend to me like you know what I’m going through. Don’t give me all that shrink speech about the positives as you see them. Things will be great when I can do normal things with Tyson again and not a moment before then. Until then with all due respect you may as well just be another cop telling me what I can and can’t do along with telling me what I should do while I sit here and pretend that life is every bit as easy as you and some judge make it out to be.


Eyesnsane leans back against the wall and lets out a sigh while looking at his watch.


Eyesnsane: Please excuse me it’s almost that time so I’m going to take a piss so that I get all of my time here with Tyson today.


Ms. Pennyworth does not say word as Eyesnsane gets up from his seat and walks to the nearby restroom. After a few moments Eyesnsane emerges from a stall and stands in front of a sink where he turns on the water and begins washing his hands as he stares at himself in the mirror. Moment’s go by while the water runs and he just blankly stares at himself until a light chime can be heard. Eyesnsane looks at his watch as he turns off the water and walks to a towel dispenser and dry’s his hands before heading back out into the hallway were he looks to his previous seat only to find Ms. Pennyworth gone. Eyesnsane takes his seat again and waits patiently.



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Eyesnsane is on a lounge chair wearing sunglasses and some small shorts.  The sun is shining down on him as he has his eyes covered with dark sunglasses and a bottle of Jack Daniels cradled in his arms as he lays on the balcony of his suite. Meanwhile at Los Angeles International airport.  Ted has just placed two of Rebecca's three bags in the trunk of a black car with tinted windows leaving only a midsized black leather bag at her side which is of course her doctor's bag which she picks up and places on the back seat of the vehicle before getting into the front of the car with Ted.

Rebecca: So where are we off to first?

Ted: Well I thought we would go and see Song first but as it turns out
Eyesnsane is closer to the airport than Song is.

Rebecca: Ok, that sounds like a plan.


They both get into the car and fasten their seat belts and settle into their seats.  Ted turns on the car and turns down the music while checking his mirrors before heading out of the hangar to exit the airport.


Ted: So how was your flight?

Rebecca: It was alright nice and smooth.

Ted: Well now that's good.  Let’s hope the traffic is not too bad as we head into the city to go see goofball.

Rebecca: Goofball? That's a funny nickname.

Ted: As opposed to Eyesnsane?


They are both quiet for a moment and then they laugh a bit.


Rebecca: Well I suppose you got me there.  So, is there anything I should know about this Eyesnsane?

Ted: What do you mean?

Rebecca: Well I've only met Alana, Master Lilly, and Song so far.  Oh, and Wrigley, he so cute where did you guys find him?

Ted: Funny story.  So there was a show that Eyesnsane and Matt Spears were driving to and they found him along a stretch of road going through well nothing.  It was a middle of the desert type of stretch.

Rebecca: Really?

Ted: Yeah as odd as that is.  But then again he was found by a guy who hears voices but one takes over his body so it may have been Jon Dough that wanted to keep him.

Rebecca: Wait so if I'm following you here.  Are you saying that Matt Spears and Jon Dough are the same person?

Ted: Yes, and Jon is tag team partners with Eyesnsane.

Rebecca: Then Matt is the voice in his head?

Ted: N I think its the other way around.

Rebecca: Interesting.  So do you know if he is with Eyesnsane?

Ted: I'm not certain but I would say probably not.  Whenever we are in California Eyesnsane will pretty much keep to himself.  I know he takes the opportunity to see Tyson as much as he can.

Rebecca: Ok, so who is Tyson?

Ted: That's Eyesnsane's son.

Rebecca: Oh, ok so his family lives out here.

Ted: Well his son stays with his mom out here.

Rebecca: Oh, so they are not actually together?

Ted: No not for a while now and hey.  You don't want to bring that stuff up around Eyesnsane.  If he talks about then that’s cool.

Rebecca: I get it, it’s a sensitive subject.

Ted: Exactly.

Rebecca: That's good to know.  Is there anything else you may want to warn me about?

Ted: Can’t say that anything else comes to mind.  Eyesnsane is a pretty cool dude.

Rebecca: Well that’s good.

Rebecca turns and looks out of the passenger side window as the vehicle rolls along.  You can almost see her wheels turning as she thinks to herself.  Ted keeping his eyes on the road as they merge on to the exspressway.

Ted: Oh, yeah it’s still early enough that traffic has not set in yet.  Let me give Eyesnsane a call and let him know we are on the way.

Rebecca: Early morning business for him, or is that the cue to shoo away the groupies?

Ted: Well honestly I want him to be awake.  As far as that other stuff goes I can’t say.  What I can tell you is he is usually anything but predictable.  I have not seen him in a couple of days.

Rebecca: Oh, ok.  

Ted: Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll get a feel for everybody soon enough.  Not to mention you’re the doctor.  I’m sure at some point you may know more about us than you want to.

Rebecca: Us, do you wrestle also?

Ted: Oh, no not me and well not now.  Maybe someday though who knows what the future has instore, but I do think I have an issue with a rash.


Rebecca turns and shoots Ted a sharp look.


Rebecca: How long have you had it? Oh, and where is it located?

Ted: It’s only been a couple of days and it’s on my left foot.

Rebecca: Tell you what when we get to the hotel I’ll look at that for you.

Ted: Cool, cool…


Ted presses a button on the steering wheel and a computerized voice is heard seconds later.  “Calling Eyes N Sane.”.  After a few rings….


Eyesnsane: Yo, what up bro?

Ted: Yo ass awake?

Eyesnsane: Last time I checked you had to be awake to talk man.

Ted: Ok just checking.  Yo sober?

Eyesnsane: Thanks for reminding me….


There is a pause for a few moments and some muffled sounds followed by glass breaking.


Ted: Yo you good over there?

Eyesnsane: Yeah man.. I just knocked over an empty.  It’s ok I have not walked on broken glass in a while its good practice.

Ted: How is walking on broken glass good practice for anything?

Eyesnsane: Simple, Ben Jordan has a glass jaw, so when I kick it later it won’t hurt my foot.

Ted: Have I ever told you I worry about you before?

Eyesnsane: Just about everyday bub.  Hey did that doctor chic get in town yet?  You know it’s kind of hard to believe she is a doctor….


Rebecca turns and looks at Ted, placing a finger in front of her lips.


Ted: What makes you say that?

Eyesnsane: She looks so young.  I saw her picture on Twitter and she looks like a high school senior.

Rebecca: Well thank you Mr. Eyesnsane.  Might I add that you look well for your age also.

Eyesnsane: Doc?

Rebecca: Please feel free to call me Rebecca.

Eyesnsane: Good morning.  I see how you gon act Ted got me on speaker and everything.  

Ted: Hey don’t blame me I was just trying to give you a heads up because we will be there in about five minutes.

Eyesnsane: Ok drive safe.


The call is disconnected.  As the drive continues until they arrive at the hotel.  Ted and Rebecca make their way up to Eyesnsane’s room with her carrying her doctor’s bag and Ted with the camera and a bit of equipment.  Ted knocks on Eyesnsane’s door and after a few moments the door opens and Eyesnsane opens the door standing in front of them wearing blue jeans and a white Cubs home jersey and a black and grey Cubs world series hat.  With the SCW tag team title around his waist.  You almost don’t notice he’s barefoot.


Ted: Already, go Cubs baby!

Eyesnsane: Hell, yeah go Cubs!


The two men hug each other for a moment.  Then Eyesnsane moves back and opens the door wider so that they can enter the sprawling suite.  Ted sits down the tripod and places the camera on a nearby table and turns to Eyesnsane who is closing the door.


Ted: Allow me to introduce to Dr. Rebecca Weaver.

Eyesnsane: Hello Dr. Weaver.


As he extends his hand to shake hers. She reaches out and they briefly shake hands as he motions for her to take a seat on a couch just behind her as he walks across the room.


Eyesnsane: Can I get either of you something to drink?

Ted: Whatt you got?

Eyesnsane: Uhhmm… I got Coke, Water, Cranberry, pinalpe, and orange juices.

Ted: I’ll take a cranberry juice.

Becky: Water please.


Eyesnsane steps out onto the balcony and you can hear him rushing around and the faint sound of ice.  After a few moments Eyensane steps back in and hands Ted who was right by him a bottle of cranberry juice.  He then heads toward Dr. Weaver with two bottles of water and once her reaches the couch where she has taken a seat he hands her a bottle of water, then opening the other for himself.


Ted: Well hey I’m going to go and chill in the other room while you two do the doctor patient stuff and when you are ready for me to get the cameras going just let me know.

Eyesnsane: Fair enough.


Eyesnsane picks up a chair and sits it next to the doctor who is already and the couch and he takes the seat for him self.


Eyesnsane: Hey about earlier on the phone.  I just want to say if I offended you then I’m sorry about that.

Becky: It’s alright.  Part of me wnders what you would have said if I had waited to speak.

Eyesnsane: I’m sure I could have been much more complimentary.  So I hear you went to Loyola.

Becky: Yes I did.

Eyesnsane: That’s old stomping grounds for me.

Becky: Really?

Eyesnsane: Yep, I lived on Granville and Sheridan.

Becky: Oh, really.  I know right where that is.

Eyesnsane: Have you ever been to the neighborhood restaurant named AJ’s?

Becky: Yes, I’ve been there a few times it helped that they were open pretty much all night.

Eyesnsane: Remember those pictures on the wall?

Becky: Yeah that place, hey.

Eyesnsne: Yep a long, long time ago but yes that was me.

Becky: The Bugsy burger.

Eyesnsane: The Gyro cheeseburger.


They both start laughing.  


Eyensane: Now I’m at your disposal doc.  I feel great.

Becky: Wow.  That really must have been something.


Dr. Weaver reaches into her bag next to her on the couch and produces a file folder.  She opens it and begins reviewing some information.  She then looks up at Eyesnsane and reaches into her bag again and grabs a pen.


Becky: There are a few questions about family history.

Eyesnane: I can stop you right their doc.  My mom died when I was young and I never knew my father.

Becky: Oh, my I’m sorry.  Was she sick.

Eyesnsane: No.

Becky: Something out of nowhere had to be tough.

Eyesnsane: It was complicated/

Becky: Ok you said that you feel good.

Eyesnsane: Yes, mam.

Becky: Please don’t call me mam.

Eyesnsane: Sorry Dr. Weaver.

Becky: Look I am looking forward to working with you all for a long time.  That said how about you just call me Rebecca.  I don’t mind.

Eyesnsane: Okay.

Becky: Have you had and lingering pain after matches or otherwise?

Eyesnsane: No.

Becky: Are you currently on or have you taken in the last twenty-four hours any drugs or medications?

Eyesnsane: Hold on, so let me get the legal part of this straight.  Anything I tell you as my doctor can’t be used against me I court, right?


Looking at him Dr. Weaver raises an eyebrow.


Becky: That would be correct for the most part.


Eyesnsane looks around to make sure that the cameras are all off and then leans into the doctor and whispers to her for quite some time as her cheeks become a rosy red color.  Once he stops and leans back into his chair.  She takes a long slow and deep breath that she slowly exhales.


Becky: Ok um first do you do all of that on a regular basis?

Eyesnsane: No, I don’t.

Becky: Well that’s good,  


She reaches into her bag and removes a stethoscope and puts the ear parts around her neck.  Taking hold of the listening end she unbuttons the top two buttons of his jersey and she places the small disc against the chest of Eyesnsane.  


Becky: Ok take a deep breath in and blow it out.  Okay one more time fil your lungs with air, good.


Dr. Weaver continues to examine Eyesnsane checking his reflexes and performing other tests and taking his blood pressure.  As they are wrapping up and she is returning her instruments back to her bag Ted comes out of another room.


Ted: Song is on her way her doctor so whenever you are done we don’t have to go anywhere for the time being.

Becky: Ok Ted.

Eyesnsane: So, what do you think?

Becky: I think you are physically fit and ready to go for your fight.

Eyesnsane: Good that’s just what I wanted to hear.

Becky: Can I ask you something?

Eyesnsane: Sure, you can ask.

Becky: Why did you get into wrestling?

Eyesnsane: I think it has a lot to do with my competitiveness.  Oh and I have to admit I love to travel.  I mean there’s no place like home, but to see and experience new things is pretty cool.

Becky: Ok so you are willing to take a chance on getting knocked out because you are competitive and you love to travel.

Eyesnsane: Not exactly. This thing with Jordan stopped being professional, but I’ll get into that when I shoot in a bit.

Becky: Shoot, what do you mean?

Eyesnsane: It’s a term for doing my promo or on air footage about the fight.

Becky: Oh ok got it.

Eyesnsane: Can I ask you something?

Becky: Sure.

Eyesnsane: How much do you know about the wrestling business?

Becky: Not much at all.  I’ve watched as a fan, but that’s about it.

Eyesnsane: While you were in Chicago did you ever try Harold’s?

Becky: No, what’s that?

Eyesnsane: Only the best fried chicken in the world.

Becky: Is that right?

Eyesnsane: You’ve got to try it.


There’s a knock at the door and Eyesnsane gets up and goes t the door and looks through the peep hole.  Seeing Song he opens the door to the suite allowing her to enter the room.  She comes in and stands next to the chair Eyesnsane was seated in.


Eyesnsane: You two can use the bedroom.  It’s right over there just past the balcony.


As Eyesnsane points Song and Dr. Weaver disappear into the room closing the door behind them.  Eyesnsane sits back down in the chair as Ted comes out of the other room in the suite and sits next to Eyesnsane.


Ted: What were you thinking as far as footage?

Eyesnsane: Honestly I was thinking about waiting until after lunch but since they will be a while I suppose we could do it now.

Ted: I’m games if you are.  Where at though?

Eyesnsane: I’m thinking the balcony.  It’s nice out there’s a breeze and the sun will hit the belt nicely.

Ted: Okay just give me a minute or two to set it up.


Ted grabs the camera and the tripod he had earlier and steps out onto the balcony.  Eyesnsane stands up and removes the SCW tag team title from around his waist and places it over his right shoulder.  He looks at himself in a nearby mirror for a moment and then heads toward the balcony.  Where he steps out onto the deck as Ted is making the final adjustments to the camera.


Ted: I just about got it.  Move a bit to the right, oh wait kinda lean back into the corner of the railing.

Eyesnsane: Like this yo?

Ted; Yeah that’s it you got it now as soon as you say the word.

Eyesnsane: Ok I’m ready.


Ted raises his left hand in the air with three finger up, then two, then one, and he slowly points to Eyesnsane.


(On Camera)



Eyesnsane: I’m just going to come right out and say I don’t know Ben Jordan.  I don’t know where he’s from or how things go there.  I’m going to have to just say I can’t understand his recent actions.  Don’t get me wrong I mean some of it I get.  Right I mean here you are fighting for your continued championship life one minute and then the next thing you know Jamie Dean is waking you up and your titles are gone.  I get how you must have assumed they were stole until you watched the footage.

So what Jon Dough hit you with a chair.  Better him than me because I might not have stopped.  So you cry and cry about the man changing.  You lie through your damn teeth when you say you had respect for us when that’s never been the case.  Social media’s not your friend either and here’s the part I don’t get.  See where I’m from when a guy challenges you to a fight out in the street, parking lot or where ever.  That’s a fight.  That’s what you either do or you don’t.  But what do you do?  You go running to mommy and daddy to get your permission slip signed.  You ran to the bosses and tried to make this business as usual, but this ain’t that.  


Eyesnsane stands straight up for a moment and looks at the title on his shoulder.  Then he turns and looks back at the camera.


Eyesnsane: Make no mistake about it this is a fight.  I’m going to be there to fight you.  Oh, and when you went to them and made it a match all you did was make each and everything I do to hurt you ok.  Pipe to the head, green light.  Your face through a window of a car, ok.  Mounting you and hitting you with elbow after elbow after elbow to the face.  A quick running knee to your chin.  Yes, these are all ways I can knock you out.  I’m a wrestler, and a martial artist, and I just got the green light to do whatever I want to do to you as long as I keep you conscious.  So, me beating you to a pulp and knocking you out is what must happen.  It’s what’s supposed to happen and we both know its what’s going to happen.  


Eyesnsane takes the title off his shoulder and holds it with one hand.  


Eyesnsane: The fact of the matter is this.  Ben Jordan I don’t want to drink with you.  I don’t want to be your buddy.  I don’t give a damn what you or your run off at the mouth cheerleader think about me.  The fact is that you don’t know me.  You don’t know what I’m capable of and you are so filled with self-interest you don’t even see now how everything has fallen into place just as I’ve wanted it.  Understand this for me is not about bragging rights.  It’s not about this title in my hand the same title I said I would take from you.  It’s not even about you showing me the damn respect I deserve.

No, this thing we are about to do is me putting you through so much mind numbing pain that your mother feels it.  This is about me picking you apart piece by piece until I have you begging me to knock you out.  Oh, I know who you are, I know you’re pissed off.  I know you want to knock my head right off the planet, and we both know people in hell want ice water but not everybody gets what they want!  You’re going to pay now.  You shoot your mouth off so damn much that it’s come time for me to knock you down another peg and snap you back to reality.


Eyesnsane wraps the title around his waist and fastens it before spinning it around to face front.


Eyesnsane: I know more than a thing or two about fighting and I’m going to show you first hand.  You could have kept tis professional, but I see now all too well you are an impudent child and must dealt with as one should be.  You’ve placed your hand on a hot stove one time too many.  You’ve disrespected me and underestimated me one time to many.  When it over, when for the second time in two fights with me they are waking you up after I get my hands on you.  Know that this is what you pushed me to.  Know that you and you alone are the cause of what’s going to happen.  Maybe I finish what I started with that leg huh? Give you some more time off to throw those parties.  I was done taking your shit when I took your title.  Now the only reason I’m doing this is to add insult to injury.  I have every intention of kicking you while you are down.  Ben Jordan, I’m coming for you and you are going to experience new pain and when this night is over and they are dragging you out of the building I want you just to remember that I and I alone did this to you.  Tick toc Benji!


(Off Camera)


Eyesnsane looks toward the door of the balcony and sees Song and Dr. Weaver standing there looking at him.


Ted: Got it.  Not bad

Eyesnsane: Think you could do better?

Ted: Probably not.


Ted takes the camera and tripod inside going past Song who follows him as Dr. Weaver steps out on the balcony with Eyesnsane.


Eyesnsane: How much of that did you see?

Becky: Enough.  I mean seeing it on TV is one thing but seeing it done and to watch you just do it like that.

Eyesnsane: Sometimes certain things just bring out certain feelings and I guess it just flows.

Becky: Seems like you were upset.  Oh, wait.


She begins taking his pulse by grabbing his wrist and looking at her watch.


Becky: Yes your heart rate is elevated.  You even feel warmer.

Eyesnsane: Well I’ve been standing in the sun for a while too.  Don’t forget that.

Becky: True.

Eyesnsane: Besides I’m getting better about drinking more water, and slightly less whiskey, which often leads to more wine, but I like red wine and they say that’s the kind that’s good for you so there you go.

Becky: Well that can be true they are still researching that and of course that’s also drinking the wine in moderation.

Eyesnsane: Awe yeah moderation is stopping just before you pass out.

Becky: Not exactly.

Eyesnsane: I’m joking.

Becky: I hope so.


Song sticks her head through the door to the balcony,


Song: You guys about ready because I’m hungry?

Eyesnsane: Yeah were coming.


Eyesnsane turns and looks at the doctor as Song’s head goes back inside of the room.


Eyesnsane: I’d have to agree about being hungry.  I’ve not eaten yet just had some juice earlier.

Becky: Nerves?

Eyesnsane: Hell, no, here look at what I used to do before here.


He takes his phone out of his pocket and shows her.


My Webpage


Eyesnsane: So it’s going to be like that.  I’m going to just come at him like you just saw and he’s going to know what it is to be in a real  fight.