NEXT VICTIM. . .TALLYN
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We’re taken back to immediately after Bill Barnhart’s match against Austin James Mercer, for the Internet Championship, at Into the Void IX, on Sunday, June 7, 2020. We are taken to the backstage area where the room set up for Bill to use as his dressing room is located. As the cameraman gets a shot of Bill we see Bea holding an ice bag over the face of Bill and there is a bloody towel on Bill’s lap. After a video consultation with his family Physician, Doctor Kim, located in Duluth, Georgia, Bill was cleared to wrestle in his next match, a Fatal Four Way, against Kris Ryans, Griffin Hawkins, and O’Malley at Climax Control 271.
THE SCENE SHIFTS TO IMMEDIATELY AFTER BILL’S FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH AT CLIMAX CONTROL 271.
Bill: Well I didn’t win the Fatal Four Way to earn that Open Contract for any Championship until the end of 2020 but I performed well considering I was coming off some brutal face shots against Austin James Mercer at Into the Void IX. Kris Ryans won the match and he’s well deserving of the win. I hope Kris uses that Open Contract wisely so he benefits the most from it.
Bea: Do you know what that means Bill? It means that I’m gonna be the first between us to earn a Championship in Sin City Wrestling.
Bill: However things turn out is fine with me. If you earn a Championship before I do the Championship is still in our family.
A SHORT TIME LATER AT THE HOTEL ROOM OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART AT THE SAXON HOTEL
Bea: Bill I’ve been working with Iris on doing her version of Karaoke on a song that was popular in 1991.
Bill: Oh, great, this I gotta see.
Bea: You have to understand Iris can’t really sing but I dubbed lyrics over the music of the original song titled I’M TOO SEXY which was released by Right Said Fred. I taught Iris how to mouth the words even though she cannot sing the words and I also taught her how to shake her booty to the music.
Bill: Something tells me I should have downed a six pack of beer before this performance.
Bea positions Iris in the middle of the room and hits the play button on the Karaoke machine. We hear the music from I’M TOO SEXY by Right Said Fred hit and we watch as Iris dances around to the music and moving her mouth as the lyrics Bea dubbed to the music for her starts to play.
Iris:
I’M. . .TOO. . .SEXY. . .
I’m too sexy for my collar
I’m too sexy for my leash
I’m too sexy for my dog food
I’m too sexy for my fleas
I’m too sexy for the Vet
I’m too sexy to be your pet
Because. . .
I’M. . .TOO. . .SEXY. . .
Iris is done with her performance and Bea turns the Karaoke machine off.
Bea: Well?
Bill: Could you go into the kitchen and bring out TWO six packs of beer? I need to drink the six pack of beer I should have downed before the performance of Iris and then drink the other six pack of beer to try to erase my memory of her performance. By the way, Iris, please don’t quit your day job because as you don’t have a future in the entertainment industry as your performance shows.
Iris gives Daddy Bill a mean look at that insult so she turns around and struts into the bedroom to get away from his insults.
Bea: Now you did it. You hurt her feelings.
Bill: Iris will get over it. Won’t take more than the F-word, F-O-O-D to get her out of her depression.
Bill and Iris burst out laughing at the expense of Iris then we see Iris poke her head out from the bedroom because she heard the laughter. Iris then retreats back into the bedroom.
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We are returned to the present where we see Bea Barnhart walking around where the ring is set up in the GO Gym which is where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 272. Bea is in her normal wrestling attire for this presentation. When Bea walks to where the bottom of the entrance ramp is she stops to present comments.
Bea: I have a match at Climax Control 272 against some airhead named Tallyn. Before I direct my comments at Tallyn I want to address Violet Amelia Holt. You got lucky against Candy by accidentally setting her on fire in your Roulette match as the rules for that match was to set your opponent on fire for the win. Then your very first defense you lost the Championship. Very impressive. . . NOT!!! Violet please ensure you watch my match against Tallyn so you’ll see and understand that I have more maneuvers and holds than those listed on my Bio Sheet. When we finally meet again I’ll deliver your fourth loss in our fourth match against each other and, yes, it will be by submission again. And, Violet, remember I was promised that if you lost the Roulette Championship I would get a shot at the Roulette Champion before you get a re-match. That means I’m gonna win the Roulette Championship and then you’ll likely get assigned against me as your rematch so you can lose the fourth time to me. Enough of talking to the person I defeated three times in three matches by submission.
Bea strolls across the floor to stand near one of the corners of the ring next to the ring steps.
Bea: Tallyn just as my real name is Beatrice but everyone calls me Bea, which is pronounced like BAY AH and not like BEE, I’m pretty sure your real name isn’t Tallyn but a nickname you obtained as a kid. For example Bill had a nephew names James. Everyone in the family called him Jimmy. But since he had a habit of soiling his pants his classmates nicknamed him STINKY. A classmate of Bill’s had to wear glasses when he was ten years old. He earned the nickname FOUR EYES which is a common tease for people who wear glasses. Bill told me his classmate went to the front of the classroom to sharpen his pencil with the pencil sharpener that was attached to the wall. When his classmate was done he turned the knocked the part of the pencil sharpener that holds the pencil shavings onto the floor and the shavings went everywhere. As his classmate was cleaning up the mess one of the other students yelled out DAMN! YOU GOT FOUR EYES AND STILL CAN’T SEE!!! So what is your reason for having the name Tallyn? I’m assuming you were a typical bratty girl who thought she knew everything and that you told on everyone you thought was doing something wrong. Where I grew up in the Philippines the term for someone who felt the need to tell on everyone was being a TATTLE TALE. I have a mental image of you telling the other kids, when you saw them doing something you felt you had to inform an adult about, OOOOOO! I’M TELLIN’!!! I also visualize the other kids calling you TALLYN as a taunt for always telling on them.
Bea cannot hold back her laughter at what she just said about Tallyn. After she gets her laugh out she regains her composure. Bea walks up the ring steps and then ducks through the ropes into the ring.
Bea: This is the ring where I’ll destroy you Tallyn. I don’t give a damn if all your friends in Sin City Wrestling think you’re great and talented. I know you are not as great as me and not as talented as I am. If you come into our match over-confident so be it. If you come into our match scared and intimidated so be it. If you try to hire interference to screw me out of the win so be it. Those who support me are glad to step in and stop interference on behalf of my opponents. Just be ready for me to walk away the winner as I’m not gonna lose to a whiny so-called entitled bitch like you.
Bea exits the ring and heads to the table where the color commentators present their comments during matches. Bea sits in one of the chairs and looks into the camera.
Bea: Tallyn this is where Jason Adams and Belinda Simone will comment on our match. Other than them commenting how awesome I am and how pathetic you are they probably won’t have much else to talk about. After the Ring Announcer presents my win over you there will be cheering in the GO Gym like you haven’t heard before. I’m the future of this company so you damn sure need to get used to that. I’m done with my comments for this session. Bill told me to meet him in an event room at the Saxon Hotel as he has a presentation for me so I’ll pick up on my comments in a little bit.
AFTER A SHORT TIME THE SCENE COMES INTO FOCUS AT AN EVENT ROOM IN THE SAXON HOTEL
Bea enters the event room inside the Saxon Hotel. She is greeted by Senor Vinnie and he escorts Bea to a table near the stage. Bea asks Vinnie what’s going on but he tells her to wait and enjoy the show. The Emcee walks up to the mic on the stage to address the audience.
Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen thank you for coming to the event room today. We have a special presentation for a very special lady. Without further delay I present to you Bill Barnhart!!!
Bill Barnhart walks out from the backstage area and he walks up to the mic.
Bill: Bea you are an exceptional woman and I see great things for you in Sin City Wrestling including earning Championships. Since you caught the attention of my heart, and we fell in love, and I asked you to marry me, I wanted to give you a special presentation of a song by Frankie Valli titled CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU.
The music hits and Bill launches into the song.
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you
Pardon the way that I stare
There's nothing else to compare
The sight of you leaves me weak
There are no words left to speak
But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you
I love you, baby
And if it's quite alright, I need you, baby
To warm a lonely night, I love you, baby
Trust in me when I say
Oh, pretty baby
Don't bring me down, I pray, oh pretty baby
Now that I found you, stay
And let me love you, baby
Let me love you
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you
Bill’s performance is over and the people in the event room give him a standing ovation. Bea rushes up on stage and throws her arms around Bill’s neck and the two enjoy a firm hug and passionate kiss. They walk off the stage to join Senor Vinnie at their table.
Bea: Oh, Bill, that was so sweet! Thanks for always letting me know I’m the most special girl in your life.
Bill: Don’t let Iris hear you say that as she thinks she is the most special girl in my life.
Bill, Bea, and Vinnie, enjoy a laugh at the expense of Iris.
Bill: I’m looking forward to you easily defeating Tallyn and sending her back to the bottom of the ladder so she’ll have to work her way back up to where she is going into your match.
Bea: Tallyn is another in a long line of those like Violet Amelia Holt who came out of the same mold. They get put together, they get an attitude, they are arrogant, but they can’t back it up, and they can’t defeat me. I back up everything I say.
Bill: Tallyn would have to be the luckiest person on the planet to get a win over you.
Bea: Tallyn you think you’re it. You think you’re the future of Sin City Wrestling. I’m here to tell you that you’re nothing but the equivalent of a filthy Cockroach I’ll squish under my wrestling boots. You want to talk about being lucky in order to get a win over me? Well, Tallyn, let me tell you how lucky you would need to be to defeat me. You would have to be so lucky that you would find the winning Super Lotto Ticket on the sidewalk every day for 30 days. You would have to be so lucky that you would go to a Casino and hit the highest jackpot on one particular slot machine 100 times in a row. And, finally, you would have to be lucky enough to catch a Leprechaun every day for 30 days straight and take his pot of gold away from him each time. Good luck with that.
Senor Vinnie: Bea since you are Bill’s Manager, and you also serve as Manager for the Tag Team I have with Bill, do you plan on being in my corner at my match against Jack Washington?
Bea: Thanks for asking Vinnie but I will only be at matches as Manager when Bill is performing or when you and Bill are performing as a Tag Team. You have Pete the Cactus in your corner and he’s quite capable of keeping an eye on your matches.
The three continue their conversation as the cameraman informs the Network he is going to place his camera into a fade to black so they will be ready to switch programming once the scene fades out.
The scene slowly fades to black and the Network cuts to regularly scheduled programming.
