The Pete Quest part one
Senor Vinnie can be seen in his hotel room, staring through the window to the outside as he is conversing with his friend Pete.
Senor Vinnie: I know Pete, you have told me that you want some Burrito’s, but sadly they do not make burrito’s in this hotel. Also, there’s no Taco Bell open at this moment and you know why that is no??
Pete:……
Vinnie sighs, he knows that Pete can be very stubborn. He has been this way since the whole situation escalated between him and the pet dog from Bill Barnhart Iris. Bill once again has a match with Senor Vinnie and if Vinnie loses he can no longer date Iris.
Pete: ……
Senor Vinnie: I KNOW!!! How many times do you have to repeat yourself?? It’s like I am living with an annoying parrot.
He puts his ands to his ears, trying to ignore the apparent verbal assault from is best friend. But for some reason he cannot as he runs towards the bedroom and walks back out with two pillows tied up to his head.
Senor Vinnie: Try saying something now pete!!!!
He screams towards his cactus as he waits in anticipation.
Pete; …..
Senor Vinnie: What do you mean someone is knocking on the door??? I did not hear anything?? Wait…, if I cannot ear that, then why do I hear you???
He takes off the pillows and he hears a soft knock, he sighs. Apparently Pete has got such a grip on him that even with all the protection to his ears that he can still master up a way to make Vinnie hear him.
Senor Vinnie: Who is it???
Voice: It’s me…, Willow. You asked for an in depth intervie. I….,
Vinnie sighs, he has forgotten about this. The stress of what Pete has putten on him the last few days has been unbearable. He shakes his head, takes a few deep breaths and then unlocks the door
Senor Vinnie: Wait a few moments Willow, I have to walk away from the door so we have enough space between us before you enter.
Willow: Okay
Vinnie walks over to the other side of the room and then sits down on the couch before sighing once more.
Senor Vinnie: You may enter Willow…,
The door opens, we see Pussy Willow enter the room as she stares at the former SCW heavyweight champion and notices something about him.
Willow: Vinnie?? You look tired, are you okay???
Vinnie sighs as he shakes his head.
Senor Vinnie: What can I say Willow?? I am on a rebound after losing my title. I have had several matches and only lost once. I was looking for something big to get myself back in contention and all that is left is him.
He points at Pete, who is jumping up and down on the table next to him.
Willow: Pete???
Senor Vinnie: He keeps me up all night screaming for Iris, during the day I cannot get behind my computer to skype with my wife thanks to him.
Willow: Because???
Vinnie looks baffled towards illow, clearly not believing that she does not know why Pete is so annoying lately. He stares at his friend and raise his hands in the air.
Senor Vinnie; Can you believe that Pete?? She does not know why you have been like this the entire week.
Pete suddenly stops jumping, turns his attention Willow and then starts to jump again viciously
Pete: ……
Senor Vinnie sighs as he turns his attention to Willow.
Senor Vinnie: You have done it now Willow
Willow: Uhm… okay??? What did I do now???
Senor Vinnie: He has told me that you shouldn’t parade your female looks around him seeing how he is missing Iris. It may distract him too much!!!
Willow: But…,
Senor Vinnie: And to be honest?? I have to admit that he is right, I mean I have to put my career on the line and you just come out and wiggle your curves around him?? Couldn’t you be a bit more sensitive for his feelings?
Willow’s face is clueless, her mouth is wide open without any sound coming out of it.
Senor Vinnie: You know that this is very rude not to respond when someone is telling you something wouldn’t you agree???
Willow realizes that she has to answer and gets really pissed.
Willow: You are a hypocrite Vinnie!! You asked me to come here for an interview and now you are telling me that…..
Senor Vinnie sighs
Senor Vinnie: That’s merely a point of view Willow. You could have still thought about his broken heart right?? I mean he has been like….. errr…..
He turns his attention to Pete.
Senor Vinnie: How many nights have it been already???
Pete: …..
Senor Vinnie: It’s already been six days!! And I know you must be thinking, what is six days to a lifetime?? But you have to realize that a few seconds seems like a lifetime to Pete. He has issues figuring out a clock on the wall. He thinks that sixty days has passed.
Willow: I…..
Senor Vinnie: NO!!! you need to listen!! I have been hearing him beg and moan for a snapshot of Iris, of him asking when Bill walks his dog so he could watch it on. www.ilovewatchingiris.com . And I have to tell him that this site does not exist!! Can you believe that??!!!
Willow: Wel…,
Senor Vinnie: Of course not!! You are just being hired to get some responses of some knucklehead that thinks he can win some match. But I am Senor Vinnie, the man that had the biggest night of his career on a boat!! I am the man that has been champion over 100 days and I am now being reverted to petting Pete every single night since Bill is a prick!!! Now how could this be fair??? Tell me!! I already beat Bill and now I get this??
Willow: I….
Senor Vinnie: No you listen to me Willow, you only speak when I ask you to.
Willow: But you asked me something. I….
Senor Vinnie: That’s besides the point!! It was just merely rhetorical, I assumed you being a n interviewer should at least know what that means right???
She is silent
Senor Vinnie: RIGHT???!!!
Willow: Oh you want me to an….
Senor Vinnie: Why are you talking!!!?? It’s me being the one that is losing his mind you know!!!
Willow gets up and walks off as Vinnie follows her to the door.
Senor Vinnie: Are you leaving?? Why are you leaving?? Are you leaving?? I…
Willow leaves the room and enters the elevator as Vinnie turns his attention to Pete.
Senor Vinnie: I can’t believe this, she just left. She is apparently very sensitive
Vinnie shakes his head as he closes the door as this causes the shot to end.
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The Pete Quest part 2
Senor Vinnie is in the bathroom as he is in the bathtub relaxing, his hair is draped across his face as his face is covered with water.
Senor Vinnie: Finally, no more Pete nagging me. It’s been such a hectic week and I….
Halfway the sentence we suddenly see Pete emerging from the bathtub as he is wearing a scooba gear. Vinnie’s eyes are almost bulging out of his head as he sees his friend emerge from the water.
Senor Vinnie: What the….
He wipes his eyes with his soaped hands before grabbing a towel and wipes it clean, he looks where he saw Pete and notices that he is nowhere to be seen.
Senor Vinnie: I am almost losing my mind…..
He notices the camera and his demeanor gets to be an angry one.
Senor Vinnie: And that’s YOUR fault Bill…, I mean seriously?? Who are you to make demands when you cannot even beat some punk ass 5000 year old graveyard robber. I mean seriously, he should not even be on this show and here he is…. He is almost as annoying as Pete. I already have beaten you, I have already secured the right for Pete to date your dog… for whatever reason why. I mean I was already happy that he was stalking Belinda Sione…, I was happy with him doing some fake calls to some bombshells and hung up on them as they apparently could not hear him. Can you imagine that???
But that’s besides the point, the main issue I have is you senor Bill…. You are some idiot that apparently has the capability just to remember the good things in life and take all the bad stuff and put them in a blender and somehow lie about anything. I am sure that you are unable to really understand what I am talking about, but who cares???
Nobody Perro…., that’s right. I call you perro, because that means dog and that’s what you are all about aren’t you?? I am sure that YOU even don’t know what you are all about… but you need to understand something Perro…. But you have to understand Bill, I am not fighting for me… I am fighting to free Pete and have him finally get to second base or whatever it was what he was telling me the other night when I attempted to ignore him. But it’s your fault that he is unhappy, it’s your fault that I have to fight a loser like you… and it’s your fault that after this next show you will realize that you suffer big time and that I will tell you is my pleasure….. so until next week….
With that the shot fades