Supercard Archives / Re: The Black Sheep (c) v The Barnharts - Mixed Tag Team Championships
« on: November 11, 2020, 12:06:39 PM »Narrator: Do you remember when you were a child and couldn’t wait for your next birthday to celebrate with friends, eat cake, and receive gifts? Remember that as you got into your teen years you decided having a birthday party was lame and you demanded that people just give you gifts, preferably money, and you were good to go? Remember that as you aged more you decided to stop counting your birthdays? Well that’s because you are lame. Bill Barnhart may be turning 37 years of age on November 14, 2020, but he still enjoys celebrating his birthday, eating cake and ice cream, and receiving gifts. With those comments out of the way I will stop my comments and let the information flow.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL BARNHART
We return to November 14, 2000, when Bill Barnhart turned 17 years of age. We are at his birthday party as his home at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in Oakland, California. We get a shot of all the gifts piled up that he received from his family and friends.
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The birthday party continues and Bill is having fun celebrating with his family and friends. The time comes when Bill is to be presented with his birthday cake, make a wish, and blow out the candles. We get a shot of his birthday cake.
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After Bill blows the candles out his father steps up to make some comments.
William Barnhart: Congratulations on another birthday Bill. Do you mind if I ask what you wished for?
Bill: Well, Dad, people don’t usually reveal their wishes but for you I’ll do so. I made a wish that once I graduate from Skyline High School I can go into Professional Wrestling and be a popular and successful wrestler.
William Barnhart: You’re sure you don’t want to join the Navy and make a career out of it like I did?
Bill: Yes I’m sure of my desire to do the wrestling thing.
William Barnhart: That’s my boy! I taught you to be independent and make your own decision and you’re doing that. Happy Birthday son!
Bill’s mother steps up to ask Bill a question.
Geraldine Barnhart: Bill why are you not like other kids when they get into their teens they don’t want birthday parties? They only seem to want the gifts and mostly money gifts. Why are you not tiring of celebrating your birthday like other kids do?
Bill: Great question Mother. I’m not like everyone else. I feel that life is a blessing and every day is an adventure. Once a person stops looking forward to their birthdays and celebrating them with others they tend to start wilting and dying off a little at a time. Life should be looked at like a birthday party, to be celebrated, and to look into each day that comes to find the presents in those days. I’ll never stop looking forward to and celebrating my birthdays.
The scene from November 14, 2000, of Bill’s 17th birthday starts to fade out. . .
THE BATTLE THAT MEANS THE MOST IS THE ONE THAT WINS THE WAR
The scene slowly comes into focus and we see Bill Barnhart looking through a large book pertaining to World War II. We are not sure where Bill is located but it is either in his hotel room and we are sure he will let us know. When the cameraman informs Bill he is live broadcasting Bill looks up from the World War II book and begins his comments.
Bill: There’s been rumors flying around that me and Bea are done as a Mixed Tag Team due to my recent loss to Caleb Storms and Bea’s recent loss to Seleana Zdunich. They state we cannot possibly defeat Kris Ryans and Mikah for the Mixed Tag Team Championship because of those losses. Now that you’ve heard their fiction side of the story I’m ready to tell you the truth side of the story. Yes I lost to Caleb Storms and Bea lost to Seleana Zdunich. Bea has also been the one pinned by Mikah in a previous match but I have a clean win over Kris Ryans. Even though Kris tried to make the claim that I didn’t really defeat him in the wrestling match, that he actually defeated himself, the win is on my record and by knocking him unconscious with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. Kris Ryans can continue to run his mouth and claim that I didn’t really win against him but that he defeated himself the fact remains that I did defeat him and he cannot erase that loss from the Record Books.
Bill flips the pages of the World War II book then looks back into the camera.
Bill: During World War II the United States was fighting a two-front war. One in Europe against Germany and one in the Pacific against Japan. Both Germany and Japan were advanced over the United States in weapons, war ships, and aircraft. The statistics show that the United States and their Allied forces lost a majority of the battles in both Europe and the Pacific. But guess what? The United States won the one battle that won the war. They and their Allied forces bombed the hell out of Germany until they surrendered and the United States dropped a fat boy nuke on Japan and ended that part of World War II.
Bill close the World War II book.
Bill: Let me address a question to all the viewers. Say you were in a war, or a game, where you have ten battles. Let’s say you win nine of those ten battles but in the tenth battle your opponent beats you so severely that you lose the overall war to them. Did you win the war? Nope! You won more battles than your opponent did but you lost the one battle that made you give up and concede. Proves that having a 9-1 record doesn’t mean shit. But what if you were in that competition and you went 0-9 and then in the tenth battle you beat down your opponent so badly that they gave up and conceded the entire competition to you? Sweet eh? You go 0-9 then beat the shit out of your opponent to make them concede and you are the overall winner with a 1-9 record. Which would you prefer to have? If you choose anything but to win the last battle that makes your opponent quit and concede to you then you are a liar.
Bill pauses for a moment to grab a can of Classic Coke and drink it.
BELATED BIRTHDAY GIFT
Bill: So, Kris and Mikah, how do you think I feel going into our Mixed Tag Team Championship match? I feel damn good! Thanks for asking! On November 14, 2020, I turn 37 years of age. I wasn’t able to have our Mixed Tag Team Championship match scheduled on my birthday but it has been scheduled for shortly after my birthday and that is okay with me. When we win the Mixed Tag Team Championship I’ll consider it as a belated birthday gift. Once our team, The Barnharts, obtain the Mixed Tag Team Championship we plan on holding it for a very long time. Thanks for the birthday gift!
Bill motions to the cameraman that he’s done with his comments for today. The cameraman calls into the Network and they switch over to regularly scheduled programming.