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Supercard Roleplays / Re: EDDIE v MILES v LIAM v JUSTIN v AIDEN v BULLDOG v LOGAN - OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL
« on: Today at 01:19:04 PM »
OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL PART 2

Narrator:  Hi I am the Narrator who presents opening comments for Felix Hernandez, Bill Barnhart, and Bea Barnhart. Today I am presenting comments for the upcoming OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL where eight wrestlers are involved and they get eliminated when tossed overboard into the ocean. Well, of course that is extreme, but this is SUMMER XXXTREME XIII so it is fun to be in a match that will be extreme. The match is called an OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL because to eliminate opponents in the match you must be able to throw them overboard off the ship. That’s all I will say for this introduction as I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his match.

The scene changes from a shot of the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart walking along the decks off the Princess Cruise ship. Bill is wearing swim trunks, a loosely fitting white shirt that is not buttoned but left open, and Bill has a large Margarita in his hand while he drinks from the container. When Bill looks up and sees a roving camera person pointing their camera at him Bill slows his walking pace so the camera person doesn’t have to struggle to keep Bill on camera while the two are walking.

Bill:  As I mentioned last week when I mentioned the names of my seven opponents in my OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL that would be the only time I will mention their names. Why is that you ask? Because they mean nothing to me except they are my victims. Their names are not relevant as I am going to win this match and get a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. You don’t like my brash and honest comments? You don’t think I have a chance of winning this match? You want to talk smack to me? Let me state this slowly so that you have my comments clear in your head. I – DON’T – GIVE – A – DAMN – WHAT – YOU – THINK – OR – HOW – YOU – FEEL – ABOUT – ME – BECAUSE – WHAT – YOU – THINK – OF – ME – DOESN’T – CHANGE – THE – FACT – THAT – I – AM – GOING  - TO – WIN – THIS – MATCH – AND – MOVE – ON – TO- CHALLENGE – FOR- THE – WORLD – HEAVYWEIGHT – CHAMPIONSHIP! That was clear enough that all of you know what I said and what I mean.

Bill starts walking around the cruise ship while sipping his Margarita, greeting fans along the way, and strutting like he owns the world.

Bill:  So let me fire some song lyrics at you to let you know what is on my mind and how I am feeling going into this match. FIRST  we have THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME A FIGHTER by Christina Aguilera as I thank the other wrestlers for giving me a challenge and that makes me better in the ring.  SECOND we have HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT by Pat Benetar. That is because the more the other wrestlers try to take me out with their so-called BEST SHOTS the more they wear themselves down and I win the match. THIRD we have I WON’T BACK DOWN by Tom Petty. As stated in his song you can back me up to the gates of Hell but I won’t back down. And the FORTH is the lyrics for ANOTHER BRICK N THE WALL by Pink Floyd. I modify the lyrics for Another Brick In The Wall to make it my version which goes as follows:  I DON’T NEED WRESTING EDUCATION. . .I’M ONE OF THE BEST WRESTLERS IN THE NATION. . .AND IF YOU THINK I AM GOING TO FALL. . .THEN ALL IN ALL YOU’RE ALL JUST FOOLS IN THE HALL.

Bil glares into the camera before continuing with his comments.

 Bill:  In closing I will tell you how I feel about our match. I feel that I will win and you others in the match will end up having to worship me as being a better wrestler than you are. All the abuse you have given to me has made me a better fighter. As with the entrance music Bea uses you can try hitting me with your best shots but you will fail. As with Tom Petty I will not back down from your idle threats. And unlike the lyrics by Pink Floyd that state you are another brick in the wall. Nope! You are just fools in the hall and I will have fun deposing of you in our match.

Bill informs the camera person that he has finished with his comments so the camera person can cut their camera feed and when they do our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Roleplays / Re: EDDIE v MILES v LIAM v JUSTIN v AIDEN v BULLDOG v LOGAN - OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL
« on: July 11, 2025, 11:12:22 AM »
OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL MATCH PART 1

We see a camera shot of Bill Barnhart walking near the Princess Cruise ship that Sin City Wrestling will be utilizing for the wrestling matches for SUMMER XXXTREME XIII. Bill is casually dressed wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. When the camera person gets close to Bill Barnhart they ask Bill if they can air his comments for SUMMER XXXTREME XIII and Bill is glad to do so. The two continue to walk around near the Princess Cruise ship while Bill presents comments leading up to his match.

Bill:  I will start off my comments for my match at SUMMER EXXTREME XIII with the comment that there is a reason that you do not see Bea or Felix at this venue. Bea remained in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to take care of our English Bulldog Iris and Bea stated she would return on the tour after SUMMER EXXTREME XIII. As for Felix? Well he had a match against Vincent Lyons Junior and he bragged a bit too much about him going to defeat Vincent in their match. Karma has a way to come around when you least expect it and Felix took a beating that left him hurting quite a bit so he decided to return to his home in Athens, Georgia, and relax so he will be ready for wrestling action after SUMMER XXXTREME XIII is over.

A grin comes across the fact of Bill Barnhart as he loves teasing Felix Hernandez and Felix loves teasing Bill.

Bill:  In Sin City Wrestling we have had many multi-wrestler matches where elimination took various forms. The included tossing someone out of the ring over the ropes to the arena floor to eliminate them. Or you had to climb ladders to try to grab onto a briefcase, or other item, to become the winner of the match. Well do we have something interesting for you for this OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL MATCH with the winner getting a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. I would come across as a fool if I tried to tell you I am not excited about being in this match and having a chance to earn a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship.

Bill looks into the camera with a deep look into the camera while giving a huge fist pump.

Bill:  There are eight participants in this match. I will discuss seven of them since I am the eighth one in the match. When I address my opponents I will do so alphabetically by their first name. Why would I do that? I will do that because I want them listed alphabetically by their first name so none of my opponents think they are better than everyone else.

Bill burst out in loud laughter before composing himself and continuing with his comments.

Bill:  Here are my opponents, and what I think of them, alphabetically by their first names. Aiden Reynolds. Alex Jones. Eddie Lyons. Justin Smith. Liam Davis. Logan Hunter. Miles Kasey. After presenting that list of fools and morons there is ME as the eighth wrestler in the match and I am going to be the winner of this match.

Bill is grinning huge with his comment that he will win this match and become the contender for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Bill:  I know some of you are asking why I am so positive that I will win this match and challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship. That is a good question and I have a great answer. As most of you know, or should know, my father, William Barnhart was a career United States Navy Chief Petty Officer. He told me about the training they had to go through to enable them to challenge and defeat enemies. The battles they might be sent to participate in had many opponents of various sizes. It turns out that it was not always the tallest, or the heavy person, who had the advantage and won the fights. The person who usually won the fights were the ones who could calculate several moves ahead and anticipate what their opponent, or opponents, would do before they did it, and arrange for a counter to take their opponents out. Yep! There you go! That’s what I am going to do with Eddie Lyons, Miles Kasey, Liam Davis, Justin Smith, Logan Hunger, and Alex Jones. Just stay one step ahead of all of them, toss them off of the ship into the ocean, and the shot at the World Heavyweight Championship is mine!

Bill laughs loudly before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  I want to know if my opponents, and the fans, understand what our match is about when it is called an OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL MATCH. Well feel blessed as I am here to tell you what it means. This match is designed that the way a wrestler is eliminated in the match is to have one, or more, of the other participants in the match, throw them overboard and into the ocean. Yes you heard that correctly. To be eliminated you have to be thrown overboard on the Cruise Ship and land in the water. No you are not eliminated it your opponents try to toss you overboard from the ship but you slip out of their grasp and you fall to the deck of the cruise ship. No you are not eliminated if your opponents manage to throw you over the side of the ship but you grab onto something and do not land in the water. Do you understand how this works now? I may get dropped to the deck of the Cruise Ship but I will not be eliminated from the match at that time. I may get thrown overboard but grab something that prevents me from landing in the ocean but I will not be eliminated since I did not land in the ocean. Understand now? I damn sure hope so because the last thing I want to hear it whining and complaining from my opponents, the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, and the fans, that they try to claim that I cheated in this match.

Bill informs the camera person that he will make closing comments then the camera person can cut his camera feed.

Bill:  I won’t go into specific detail at this time but the next time I get on camera for the my second round of comments for Summer XXXTreme XIII I will give you specific details. I will leave you with my basic comments for today and then load you up with the specific comments during my next round of commenting on our match. Yes I have worked for around 30 years in the sport of Wrestling. Most of my time in wrestling was in the Wrestling Federation called ASYLUM WRESTLING ALLIANCE. Several of the people currently in Sin City Wrestling also worked or wrestled there so they can verify that what I am going to say is the truth. I held Championships in Asylum Wrestling Alliance around 20 times. These Championships included the Heavyweight Championship, Hardcore Championship, and the Tag Team Championship. During the last few weeks of Asylum Wrestling Alliance they introduced several new Championships but then Asylum Wrestling Alliance closed their doors for the final time. I didn’t have enough time to challenge for, and win, the newly created championships. From Asylum Wrestling Alliance I worked in RED SUN WRESTLING. After I joined Red Sun Wrestling it wasn’t too long of a time before the Federation was experiencing problems and they were contemplating if they should close up shop permanently. I was the last reigning Heavyweight Champion of Red Sun Wrestling but the Federation closed up shop so I was their last Heavyweight Champion. I will admit I have not done as well as I wanted here in Sin City Wrestling but that is okay because I always give everything I have. . .I never back down in a match. . .and as long as I am doing my wrestler and that makes the fans happy then I am okay even if I am not currently holding a Championship. That’s all I wanted to say today. Next week I will provide more comments on our upcoming OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL.

Bill flashes a signal to the camera person that he is done with his comments and the camera person cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / THE FELIX THE CAT SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
« on: July 04, 2025, 06:55:33 PM »
THE FELIX THE CAT HERNANDEZ SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS IS OPEN AND VINCENT LYONS JUNIOR IS GOING TO FIND OUT QUICKLY THAT TAKING FELIX HERNANDEZ LIGHTLY IS A MISTAKE. . .A HUGE MISTAKE

The scene on our screen switches to a shot of the Narrator who works with Bill and Bea Barnhart and Felix Hernandez. The Narrator gives lead-in comments on their matches so we listen to what he has to say.

Narrator:  I spoke with Felix Hernandez before I came live on camera and the best description I can give you of how he is feeling going into his match against Vincent Lyons is that he wants to quickly defeat Vincent AND he has some harsh words for Bill and Bea Barnhart also. Oh, don’t be concerned over Felix wanting to address Bill and Bea Barnhart. He just wants to help them get over their Mixed Tag Team loss to Lilith Locke and Kevin Carter at Climax Control 429. With my comments out of the way I now turn you over to Felix Hernandez for his comments on his match against Vincent Lyons Jr.

The scene shifts from a shot of the Narrator to a shot of Felix Hernandez sitting at a table in the room where the media and camera crew work during events at the Suplizio Field in Grand Junction, Colorado. We notice Felix is wearing regular blue jeans and that today he is wearing a University of Georgia tee shirt that has an image of their mascot UGA THE BULLDOG on the front of the shirt. For those of you who are not familiar with the University Of Georgia, located in Athens, Georgia, which is where Felix Hernandez lives, the University Of Georgia is one of the most over-powering sports college.

Felix:  Hi and I thank everyone who tuned in to hear my comments leading up to my wrestling match against Vincent Lyons Junior at Climax Control 430. I decided to give comments on my upcoming match here at the Suplizio Field in Grand Junction, Colorado, by using their media room and broadcast studio is located. I decided it is best to present comments on my upcoming match here in the studio rather than sitting in my hotel room to give comments on my upcoming match. I have all I need here to present my comments for those of you who are watching. But first I am going to do something that I have rarely done since I returned to active wrestling and that is to have a conversation with Bill and Bea Barnhart before I launch into comments for the benefit of Vincent Lyons Junior. Bill and Bea are back home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, spending time with their English Bulldog Iris, but they will return to active wrestling after Climax Control 430 is done. The camera crew set up a table and computer for me to have a conversation with Bill and Bea Barnhart, via a video call, so for this portion of the presentation I will take a seat at the table and wait for Bill and Bea to join the video call so that all of you can hear what our conversation is about. The camera person here told me it would be less than two minutes and we will be in the video call.

Felix sits down at the table so he is facing his laptop computer to communicate with Bill and Bea and what they are seeing and hearing on their laptops. Felix motions that the video call is set up between him and Bill and Bea.

Felix:  Hi Bill. . .Hi Bea. . .and I see Iris in the background so Hi to you also Iris!!!

Bill:  Thanks for asking us for this video call so we can stay connected with you and the others in Sin City Wrestling since you are out on this location but we decided to spend some time at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend time with Iris.

Bea:  Iris is extremely happy that we took a break to spend personal time with her. I feel bad since we are on tour most of the year and it is difficult to travel with her all over the world.

Felix:  Thanks for letting me know that Iris is happy you are home even if you can only be there for a short time until your next wrestling assignment. However there is another reason I wanted to have a talk with you two.

Bill:  What’s on your mind Felix?

Bea:  You have our curiosity twitching now.

Felix:  Please don’t take offense to anything we talk about today as I am only trying to help. Bill you and I have worked together in a wrestling federation some time ago and the wrestling federation was Asylum Wrestling Alliance. I came to Asylum Wrestling Alliance just a short time before Management decided to close up the Federation so I didn’t have much time to accomplish stuff in that federation. But you Bill? I think you held Championships in Asylum Wrestling Alliance nearly twenty times when Asylum Wrestling Alliance was in operation. Bea supported you during your time in that Federation but she was not active on the Roster as a wrestler then. After some time you ended up in Sin City Wrestling with Bea as your Manager and now she is also an active wrestler in the Bombshell Division. I just came to Sin City Wrestling recently so I haven’t had much except that during my short time in Sin City Wrestling I am currently with a win-loss percentage of 37 percent in Singles competition and 27 percent overall.

Bill:  Uh, Felix, I am not sure what your performance and winning percentage in Sin City Wrestling has to do with me and Bea. Do you with to elaborate on your comments?

Felix:  Bill you have been active as a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling for some time and your winning percentage is average at 26 percent. It appears, to me anyway, that perhaps you are at the age where the many years of being active in wrestling has slowed you down and you are getting match after match where you wrestle fairly well but you still lose. Same goes for you Bea except that your winning percentage is 19 percent. I am curious if you two have considered retirement?

Bill:  WHAT???

Bea:  WHAT???

Felix:  Please don’t be offended by my comments. I am simply relating the fact and the statistics on you two and maybe it is time for you two to consider retirement and let new people come in and do the active wrestling.

Bill:  Please don’t take my comments the wrong way Felix but you are not going to talk me and Bea into retirement as we both enjoy wrestling and we will continue to wrestle in Sin City Wrestling until they no longer wish to use our services. But thanks for the comments and the critique of our wrestling and lower than average winning percentage.

Bea:  I echo what Bill just said. We are still friends and I will continue to serve as your Manager for your matches. We have to get back to Iris now as I know we have about a week to spend time with her until the next event after Climax Control 430.

Felix thanks Bill and Bea for sharing their thoughts and comments with them and Felix is happy that Bill and Bea did not take his comments as being hard on them so they will remain friends. Felix looks into the camera for a moment to make a comment.

Felix:  I ask you excuse me for a short time then I will be back to give my thoughts and comments on my match against Vincent Lyons Junior at Climax Control 430. I simply need to step out of camera range long enough to purchase some food then I will be back and talk about my match at Climax Control 430.

The Network changes the broadcast from that of Felix Hernandez and they return to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. The viewers entertain themselves with what the Network is showing until Felix Hernandez returns to continue his comments.

Felix returns and takes a seat in front of the camera to continue airing his comments on his upcoming match against Vincent Lyons Junior.

Felix:  I wish to welcome everyone back where I continue commenting on my upcoming match at Climax Control 430. My opponent for that match is Vincent Lyons Junior. Although he comes from a family of wrestlers he is about to step into the wrestling ring with me and I will be a challenge at a level that he wasn’t expecting and he won’t be ready for me and what I bring to the ring. Yeah, okay, many of the people watching me present my side of the story, are going to laugh and insult me and they have the right to do that. Let me present the statistics for myself and Vincent Lyons Junior. I come into our match at 6 feet tall and 165 pounds while Vincent Lyons Junior comes into our match at 5 feet 11 inches and 225 pounds. I don’t have what someone could call a height advantage as I only have 1 inch of height over Vincent. Someone might call Vincent carrying 60 pounds more weight than me an advantage but the way I view our weights, especially the weight of Vincent which is 225 pounds, or 60 pounds more than I am carrying, he is carrying 60 pounds more weight around the ring than I am carrying and the extra weight he carries is the equivalent of the weight of 4 regulation bowling balls. That means Vincent will get tired and worn down quickly for having to carry that much extra weight than I am carrying into this match so it will be easy for me to defeat him by pinfall, submission, or knockout.

Felix grins into the camera.

Felix:  So, Vincent, I want you to try something to prove my point. The next time you go out to do something, regardless of what that something is, I want you to hang four regulation bowling balls onto your body and see how successfully you can maneuver around without struggling and quickly becoming exhausted. While we are in our match working against each other it will be so amusing for me to watch you wear out your energy so quickly that I win our match quickly. So much for taking on too much weight eh?

Felix pauses for a moment to get a soda to drink. When he is done taking a drink he places the soda can on the table then he looks into the camera to continue with his comments.

Felix:  Here is how I approach wrestling and the concepts work for everyone if they apply them properly. Here are some of the items I focus on when I am in a wrestling match regardless of who my opponent is. I always perform the best I can in wrestling matches. I never back down regardless of how large or intimidating my opponent appears to be. Often my opponents are trembling inside as they are worried they will lose to me. If my opponent manages to get me to the mat then I get up quickly and take them down and take the hurt to them. I never give up in a match unless I cannot physically continue in the match and I assure you that rarely happens. These concepts apply to every moment that every wrestler is actively involved in a wrestling match. The difference is that I quickly adapt to what is going on inside the wrestling ring while most of my opponents have no clue where they are when they are in the ring with me.

Felix pauses to again take a drink of his soda.

Felix:  Vincent I cannot see any possible way you can over-power me and get the win over me by yourself. Knowing how your family works it has appeared that the only way for those in the Lyons family to win a match is by cheating, violating the rules, and obtaining interference in their matches. I will speak to our Referee before our match officially starts to ensure that they keep a close watch on you, and your family members, to prevent them from interfering in our match to cause me to take a cheap and cowardly loss to you. But you need to be informed that if you manage to distract the Referee and interfere in our match to cause me to take a loss there will be Hell to pay. I would ensure the Referee gets reprimanded for not doing their officiating job properly. I would ensure that you and others in the Lyons family will be reprimanded, fined, and possibly suspended from wrestling in Sin City Wrestling. If you and your family members have to be the cowards that you are because you cannot legally win wrestling matches then you should not be allowed to work in Sin City Wrestling any longer. Now we all sit back and see which road you and your family will take. I anticipate that the amount of time we will have to wait to see if you and your family cheats me out of  a win will be less than 5 minutes into our match.

Felix stands up and walks around the table where he is broadcasting from. After a few turns around the table Felix returns to his seat and continues with his comments.

Felix:  As you heard earlier in my comments I have never feared anyone that I was assigned to wrestle against. I have nothing to fear as I know what I am doing, why I am doing it, and who the wrestler is that I am doing it to. Yes you saw me go off on Bill and Bea Barnhart, two people who are my dear friends, to try to get them to retire from wrestling as they are no longer in the race. Both Bill and Bea said they want to remain active in wrestling so I left it there with them. But to get back to my match against Vincent Lyons Junior I am ready for this match. I am fully prepared to do whatever it takes to win, with the exception of cheating as I am not a cheater like most in Sin City Wrestling are, and I will emerge from our match with my hand raised in victory.

Felix finishes his drink before providing his closing comments for today.

Felix:  My closing comments include several things. One of those things is that even though I gave the truth to Bill and Bea Barnhart, that they are no longer able to perform to a level that will bring them Championships, we remain friends. As for most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling I know there is no amount of logic and sense that anyone can send your way to help you understand that you are a drag chute on Sin City Wrestling. Then you have the numerous cowards in Sin City Wrestling, both in the Male division and the Bombshell Division, where they have to cheat in every match, violate the rules in every match, and perpetrate attacks on their opponents in every match, while those they attack are still in their dressing rooms or in the backstage area. They are pathetic cowards and they know they only way they can possibly win wrestling matches is to physically attack their opponents before they even get into the wrestling ring. That is what we call being a coward.

Felix informs the camera person that he will give his closing comments now and then they can cut their camera feed.

Felix:  So, Vincent, I come into our match to destroy you and walk away as the winner. You might be able to toss me to the mat but just as a Cat will immediately land on their feet then lunge at you with their claws and fangs whacking away at your face and body so I will do that against you. I took over for the School Of Hard Knocks that Bill Barnhart used to run so I am extremely familiar with handing the hard knocks. Vincent if you think I will back down from you then you are wrong. If you think if you can drop me to the mat and cause me to stay there then you are wrong as I will quickly jump up and beat you down. Vincent if you think anything you can do to me will cause me to lose the match you are wrong a thousand times over. Even if you were to do the normal cowardly things the Lyons Family does, which is to run-in on matches their relatives are in and they are getting the crap beat out of them so the Lyons Family has to save their family member, I will take you out so quickly that you will not remember when you came into the ring. I’m sick of pathetic cowardly jerks like you and you will find out what I am capable of at Climax Control 430. Please enjoy your time you have remaining before our match starts because once the bell rings you will get destroyed by me.

Felix begins to motion to the camera person, maybe to let him know he is done with his comments for today but Felix stops and begins speaking into the camera again.

Felix:  I forgot to mention something else before I end my comments for today. Since this weekend is the Fourth of July weekend there will be a hell of a lot of fireworks going off. Vincent I want you to get used to the noise of the fireworks, and the the flashes of sparks going everywhere, because when I beat you down so hard that you cannot stand up, you cannot remember your name, it will come to you that ME, Felix THE CAT Hernandez, owned your ass in our match at Climax Control 430 and you lost the match to me. Your defeat at my hands will out-shine a full-blown fireworks celebration and from our match at Climax Control 430 going forward you will be afraid to accept another wresting match against me as you will be terrified of having to face me again.

Felix motions to the camera person that they can cut their camera feed and they cut their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / BEA BARNHART COMMENTS ON HER UPCOMING MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH
« on: June 27, 2025, 09:18:11 AM »
BEA BARNHART’S COMMENTS ON HER AND BILL AS A MIXED TAG TEAM AGAIN

BILL AND BEA BARNHART ARE BACK AS A MIXED TAG TEAM AGAIN

Narrator:  Wow! Yes I just uttered WOW! Bill Barnhart decided to present his comments on the Mixed Tax Team match he and Bea are involved in against Lilith Locke and Kevin Carter at Climax Control 249. After Bill presented his comments he has turned the camera time over to Bea for her comments on their upcoming match.

The camera shot returns to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart at the Boulder Marriot Hotel. This time Bill has moved out of camera range to allow Bea to present her comments without distractions from him unless Bea asks Bill to comment.

Bea:  As you saw with Bill’s comments concerning our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match, where I stayed off to the side so Bill could present his comments without me interrupting him now it is Bill’s turn to stay off to the side so that I can go all out and  present the facts to Lilith Locke who loses the Mixed Tag Team match to me and Bill.

Bea looks over at Bill and he smiles and motions that the camera time is all hers and that she needs to keep the comments flowing.

Bea:  Everyone who is currently in Sin City Wrestling, or they were in Sin City Wrestling before and now they no longer work here, knows that I am a TAKE NO NONSENSE AND TAKE NO CRAP from opponents in matches. There are so many cowardly wrestlers in every Wrestling Federation and Sin City Wrestling is not an exception to this. Lilith is just another in a long line of incompetent wrestlers who think they are better than everyone else. Trust me that everyone is going to find out, at Climax Control 429, that Bill and Bea Barnhart is the better Mixed Tag Team when our opponents are defeated by us.

Bea grins a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  Lilith I find it extremely amusing that the backstage talk is about how you and Kevin Carter don’t seem to be able to get along and work together. Too bad that you are unable to get along with the person who ended up as your Tag Team partner. Me and Bill work great together but that is because we are husband and wife and I was trained in wrestling by Bill. Having a husband who has held around twenty wrestling Championships over his career is a blessing. I have Bill’s support. I have Bill training me. I have Bill watching my back all the time. And Bill detests others who disrespect me. That is what you expect from a husband or boyfriend and if your husband or boyfriend are not supporting then you need to take off running away from the jerk and save yourself from being nothing more than a toy.

Bea looks over at Bill and Bill flashes a thumbs-up for Bea.

Bea:  Now, Lilith, I am trying to wrap my mind around the concept of you and Kevin Carter as a team, as a mixed Tag Team. I mean, come on, from what I have been able to find out it appears you guys work together as well as oil and water mis together. The problem, as I see it Lilith, is that you two suffer because you are not married to each other, you both have huge attitudes, and you have yet to face off against a team as awesome as myself and Bill in a Mixed Tag Team. You can try to one-up us with your dumb ass comments but that will fail. You can try to brag about the past success both of you have had but that will also fail you. As Bill already stated our agenda is to keep you and me inside the ring by limiting the number of times that you can tag out while tagging Kevin into the match. Bill was exceptionally clear when he commented that when he and Kevin are tagged into the match there is no requirement for both wrestlers who were tagged in to remain in the ring for a specific period of time. It can be several minutes or several seconds and it depends on the tags that are made. You can laugh now if you want but when me and Bill defeat your sorry asses in our match you will no longer have anything to laugh about. I have no problem with leaving you two flopping around on the wrestling mat while you are having a tantrum because we defeated you.

Bea informs the camera person that she, including Bill, are done with their comments for their upcoming match. The camera person calls into the Network and tells them that Bill and Bea are done with their comments. The Network tells the camera person to cut their feed to their camera and when they do the scene goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / BILL BARNHART COMMENTS ON UPCOMING MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH
« on: June 27, 2025, 09:17:04 AM »
BILL BARNHART’S COMMENTS ON HE AND BEA AS A MIXED TAG TEAM AGAIN

The Narrator who provides lead-in comments for Bill and Bea Matches, including matches of Felix Hernandez, comes up on our screen.

Narrator:  Bill talked with me before I went live on camera and we had a great discussion. I won’t go into details as I will leave that to Bill.

The scene shifts from a camera shot of the narrator who gives introductions to the comments to be made by Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and Felix Hernandez, to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in their hotel room at the Boulder Marriott. The two are relaxing in a large room which is next to the living room area and it is a nice addition to have for a hotel room. Bill and Bea are casually relaxing on a comfortable couch in the room. When the camera person informs them that they are live broadcasting Bill is the one to open with comments.

Bill:  Welcome to our hotel room at the Boulder Marriott. Not often that you get a large hotel room that has both a living room area and another area like the one we are broadcasting from right now. I am sure everyone watching our presentation is expecting that I am going to into a major rant about Kevin Carter. Although that it what I would have done if this match was a Singles match between my and Carter. But since our upcoming match is a Mixed Tag Team match I will focus more on Bez and Lilith Locke as those two are likely to in the ring against each other for the majority of our match. Bea is so excited to be in a Mixed Tag Team match since we last held the Mixed Tag Team Championship some time ago.

Bill glances over at Bea and he can tell that Bea is ready to jump in with her comments but she promised to hold back until Bill is finished with his comments for their upcoming match.

Bill:  Sorry, Bea, but we agreed to let me comment first on our match then you will finish with your comments on our match. I am not going to comment much, if at all, on Lilith Locke as she has her hands full having to face off against Bea, so I will leave her with one short comment. I know Lilith knows the saying BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR AS YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT and I promise everyone that Lilith will get so much from Bea that Lilith might quit the sport of wrestling.

Bill again glances over at Bea and he can tell she is struggling to hold her comments back until Bill turns the air time over to her.

Bill:  Now I get to the part of my presentation where I inform Kevin Carter why his team consisting of himself and Lilith are going to lose. I know the two of them don’t think they can and will lose to us but I know why they are going to lose. If they don’t want to believe what I am saying today then they will believe what I am saying when our hands are raised in victory. You see, Kevin, the concept is extremely simple. I plan on continually tagging out to Bea so she can be in the ring with Lilith. You can complain about my strategy all you want but nothing you can say or do will change the end result. There is no requirement in the rules of a Mixed Tag Team that you have to be active inside the ring for a specific period of time before you have the chance to tag your partner into the match. You heard me correctly that there is no requirement that each wrestler must be active inside the ring for a specific period of time before they can tag out, or tag into, the match. Did you understand that Kevin? Did you understand that Lilith? Knowing that Bea is fired up for our match, and she wants to win to hopefully be assigned to both Mixed Tag Team Championship matches but to also be assigned to the Bombshell Roulette Division to go after the Bombshell Roulette Championship again.

Bill glances over at Bea again and this time he flashes a huge smile and Bea understand the meaning of his smile.

Bill:  So Kevin and Lilith you have my take on our match. I told the truth. I am not a liar. I anticipate that our match will be short in length as it will not take much of our time to take you two out and we walk away from the match as the winners. As for you, Kevin, I don’t expect that for the duration of our match that us two will be in the ring more than 5 to 10 minutes total as want to keep you out of the ring for as long as I can just to piss you off. I expect that Bea and Lilith will be active inside the ring for around 20 minutes or more as that is our plan. You can try to change that if you want but nothing you can do can fix the situation. See you two on Sunday!

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his part of the comments for their upcoming match and that he and Bea will switch places to place Bea directly in front of the camera to present her comments on their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.


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Climax Control Archives / CATS EAT BIRDS...NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
« on: June 20, 2025, 07:35:11 PM »
CATS EAT BIRDS. . .NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

We see the Narrator, who narrates opening comments for Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and Felix Hernandez, smiling into the camera. He then states he will make opening comments concerning the match Felix Hernandez has against Alexander Raven. We listen to what he has to say.

Narrator:  My opening comments are simple today. Felix THE CAT Hernandez has a match against Alexander Raven and what Felix told me before I came on camera had me laughing. I asked him if he was concerned that Alexander Raven is an accomplished wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and Felix replied to my question with the comment that Alexander Raven used to be a top wrestler in Sin City Wrestling but not any longer. Then Felix hit me with the comment that CATS EAT BIRDS. . .NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND and the mental image I got had me laughing so hard I nearly fell out of my chain. So with that said I turn you over to Felix Hernandez who is the Broadcast Studio in the Magness Arena in Denver, Colorado.

The scene changes to a camera shot of Felix Hernandez who is sitting at a table. We do not think Felix is in his dressing room as the room looks more like a Broadcast Studio than a hotel room. When Felix is told by the camera person in attendance that they are now broadcasting live Felix looks into the camera to begin his comments on his upcoming match against Alexander Raven.

Felix:  Looks like I have a fun match coming up at Climax Control 428. Well at least I get to have a fun match at Climax Control 428 as I get to face off against, and destroy, Alexander Raven and send him into retirement. I have a lot to say today so I will get into those items after I present general comments about my match. As everyone knows, or should know, Bea Barnhart is not just the Manager for Bill Barnhart, she is also my Manager. That means that Bea has the legal right to be at ringside for my matches so she can ensure the Referee calls a fair match and that my opponents do not hire interference to try to get a cheap win over me. I didn’t ask Bea to come on camera with me as I present my comments leading up to my match with Raven because I want the comments presented for that match to be my comments without someone else adding their comments until I am ready to allow them to add their comments. That is because I know what I want to say, how I want to say it, and that is the way I like it. With those items out of the way I will now get into direct comments about my match and to Alexander Raven.

Felix pauses to grab a can of Coke and he pops the top and takes a drink. He then puts the can of Coke on the table then he looks into the camera to continue with his comments on his upcoming match.

Felix:  Now it is time for me to get into the specifics of Alexander Raven, including the problems he is having lately, and how those things will bring him down and cause him to lose the match to me. From what I have been hearing in Sin City Wrestling lately it appears that Alexander Raven is the one who has been ticking other wrestlers off and those other wresters are cheering against him and that he will lose this match while they are cheering for me to win this match. If wrestlers honestly believe that running around the Federation and irritating nine out of ten wrestlers in the Federation, and Management, is the way to gain support and from the other wrestlers and the fans and Management they are extremely wrong. Raven it seems you don’t understand that ticking off everyone in Sin City Wrestling does nothing but hurt you and you wrestling career. And if you think that I will NOT take advantage of the fact that nearly everyone in the Federation hates you then you are kidding yourself.

Felix pauses his comments for a moment while he grabs a Pop-Tart snack and after he devours it he again takes a drink of Coke. Felix wipes his mouth then he returns to looking into the camera to continue his comments.

Felix:  Now for some information on how we measure up against each other and how I see this affecting our match to the point where I earn a legal victory over you. First I want to talk about how we measure up against each other. I am coming into our match at 6 feet even and 165 pounds while you are coming into our match at 6 feet 2 inches and 225 pounds. Since we do not have a significant height advantage over the other our height doesn’t make a difference in our match. Also although you do have 90 pounds of weight over me that will NOT work in your favor as it will wear you our quickly carrying around that extra weight and it will bring you down in defeat to me. Raven I guess you are asking yourself how I can defeat you and I have no doubts about defeating you. With you carrying all that extra weight it will slow you down while I am lean and mean and agile all the time. Once you start waddling around the ring carrying that extra 90 pounds of weight which will be dragging you down and slowing you down you will not be able to fend off my attacks any longer and I win the match. AWWWW!!!!! Poor Alexander Raven you just got schooled by me!!!

Felix finishes off his can of Coke and then he looks into the camera to continue his comments.

Felix:  Raven my Manager, as you well know, is Bea Barnhart. She is legally licensed as a Manager and she is legally allowed to be at ringside to ensure the Referee calls the match legally and that my opponent, which is you, doesn’t hire interference from thugs to try to screw me out of my win over you. I know you think you have what it takes to defeat me but you are only deceiving yourself. If you have anyone interfere in our match to attack me, because you want to try to get away with cheating to get a win over me, then you will pay a heavy price for your cheating. If you think you can hire thugs to interfere in our match to cheat me out of a victory you are again wrong. The only thing you will accomplish by hiring thugs to interfere in our match is that you will get Disqualified and I walk way with the win over you. I will make a public statement right now so that everyone can hear it. If you hire interference to try to cheat me out of a win. . .if you use illegal items to try to beat me down to cheat me out of a win. . .you will end up with me ending your wrestling career. I am not going to take crap from you and your thug friends as you will find out on Sunday.

Felix informs the camera person that he will ask Bea Barnhart to join him on camera now. The camera person lets Felix know they are ready for her appearance. A very short time passes and Bea arrives at the table where Felix is presenting comments on his upcoming match. Bea takes a seat next to Felix and the camera person gets a great shot of the duo.

Felix: I welcome Bea Barnhart, who serves as my Manager, and I believe most of you know who she is. For those who don’t know who Bea Barnhart is I ask you to get yourself informed as Bea is a major part of Sin City Wrestling, her own Wrestling career, and the Wrestling careers of her husband, Bill Barnhart, and myself as she serves as my Manager.

Bea:  Thanks for the great comments leading up to me joining you on camera.

Felix:  Well, Bea, you heard what I said about my upcoming match against Alexander Raven, and I know you want me to win and destroy him in our match, and I thank you for the overwhelming support. Is there anything I already presented that you wish to comment on?

Bea:  Your presentation you made was great. The comments you made about Raven having irritated and insulted and pissed off at least half the Roster, and nearly all Management Staff, gave me a mental image. The mental image I came up with is watching Alexander Raven insult everyone is like Raven placing himself into an overflowing toilet, full of crap and then he continues to flush the toilet while he remains in the toilet bowl. Felix you have done nothing to irritate Management while Alexander Raven seems to have the desire to destroy Sin City Wrestling and his own career. Oh well that’s a situation that he caused so he can go to Hell with that attitude for all I care.

Felix:  Wow. Anything else you observed during my comments before you joined me on camera?

Bea:  I enjoyed your comments to inform Raven that I will be at ringside serving as your official, and legal, Manager. All the items you mentioned that I do as your Manager were right on the mark. At every match where I serve as Manager I am there to ensure the Referee calls a fair match, I ensure that the opponent of the wrestler I am serving as Manager for doesn’t cheat or obtain interference from others. I take wrestling, and my Manager position, seriously and I will not allow anyone to screw you out of your victory over Alexander Raven.

Felix:  Are there other items I mentioned you would like to comment on?

Bea:  Not specifically but I would like to continue making general comments.

Felix:  Okay, Bea, let’s see what you got.

Bea:  One item that comes to mind is the fact that I face several Bombshells and won many matches against them. The only problem I had was that I made it clear that I wanted to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. But I am unlike other wrestlers who whine, bitch, moan, and complain, that they are not getting the amount of Championship matches to keep them happy. With me I am happy that they enjoy having me perform on the various cards throughout the year. Felix I cannot remember the exact date of your match but I remember that you pulled off a major win over one of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who is classified as one of the top performers in the sport. That was a major accomplishment for you as nobody gave you a remote chance of getting the win over that wrestler. Now I am seeing that again with Alexander Raven. Alexander is a spoiled brat jerk who feels the world owes him a living while I feel the only thing Alexander Raven is owed is a severe ass kicking and defeat at your hands.

Felix:  Thanks for the generous comments Bea. I am one of those wrestlers who doesn’t brag when they obtain a well-deserved win over a wrestler that everyone else feels I am below their level in the wrestling ring. It made me feel great when I got the win you referenced. But, unlike other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestler who are like Alexander Raven, I did not brag about that win I took the win as a blessing and used what I learned in that match to keep moving forward and never looking back.

Bea:  So, Felix, I have a question that I know most of the fans are asking and wanting an answer to. I do not want to put words in your mouth so I will present what I am thinking and you provide the response.

Felix:  Fire away Bea!

Bea:  If you lose this match to Alexander Raven would you congratulate him on his victory or disrespect him for the win if he did not cheat or have interference in the match? However when you win your match against Alexander Raven will you be upset if he refuses to congratulate you on your win and would than offend you?

Félix  Thanks for the question Bea. If I were to lose my match to Alexander Raven, if he were to win without cheating or interference, I would gladly congratulate him on his win. That’s how I am Bea. However when I win our match against Alexander Raven I am sure he would not do the right thing by congratulating me on my win over him. People with the mindset that Raven has always have a difficult time accepting a loss to other wrestlers.

<Bea:  I am done with my comments Félix. I fully expect to celebrate your victory over Alexander Raven. As long as Raven doesn’t cheat, use illegal weapons, or hire interference in the match, I am okay if he obtains the win. However if he cheats, usese illegal weapons, and hires interference in the match, I will make sure that he will pay the price of his disrespect.

Felix: That’s all we have to say to the viewers today. From here we enter my match against Alexander Raven and as long as there is no cheating, illegal weapons, or interference in the match, however the match ends up is okay with me. I am done with my comments for today so the camera crew can cut their camera feed when they are ready to do so.

The camera crew, knowing that Felix is done with his comments, cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / I GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO EARN THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP
« on: June 13, 2025, 12:06:40 PM »
I GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO EARN THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP IN A PIN THE JACKASS ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

A shot of the Narrator for Bill and Bea Barnhart and Felix Hernandez comes up on our television screen. When the broadcast studio informs the Narrator he is now live broadcasting he jumps into his opening comments for Bill’s upcoming Roulette Championship match.

Narrator:  Well I have to admit that the King For A Day has decided to put Logan Hunter, Justin Smith, Bill Barnhart, and a mystery wrestler, into a match they call PIN THE JACKASS GAUNTLET MATCH FOR THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP. Bill has assured me that he wants to walk away with the win which would make him a three-time Roulette Champion here in Sin City Wrestling. With that said I turn the air time over to Bill Barnhart.

The camera shot changes from that of the Narrator to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart at their hotel room in the Courtyard By Marriott hotel which is a short distance from the Broadmoor World Arena in Colorado Springs, Colorado, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 427 on Sunday, June 15, 2025. The camera person informs Bill and Bea they are now live broadcasting and we can tell Bill and Bea are excited to comment on Bill’s match.

Bill:  I wish to thank all the viewers who decided to tune in and hear what I have to say about my PIN THE JACKASS Roulette Championship match this coming Sunday.

Bea:  Before we go into Bill’s match I would like to comment that although Kate Steele won our match last week I feel the match was tainted as someone ran in on the ring and tried to interfere in our match. I honestly can’t blame Kate for being worried and hiring interference but that doesn’t take the coward concept out of what she did. Maybe down the road a bit we can have another match that prevents others from interfering in the match.

Bill:  I know how you feel Bea. Happens to me a lot.

Bea:  We will just put it behind us until the next match I have against Kate. For now we need to focus on your match for the World Roulette Championship.

Bill:  Everyone knows. . .or should know by now. . .that I am a two time Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion and I held the Roulette Championship for a total of 7 months. I want to earn the Roulette Championship again and I have that chance at Climax Control 427.

Bea:  Everyone knows that I want to win the Bombshell Roulette Championship and that will happen soon.

Bill:  Just remember to keep trying and never give up and the day will come that you are crowed as the Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Championship.

Bea:  What are you thinking as we lead up to your Pin The Jackass Gauntlet Match for the Roulette Championship?

Bill:  That is a bit hard to say Bea. Nobody seems to know what the hell a PIN THE JACKASS GAUNTLET is. What will be getting pinned to the jackass and who is the jackass that will get pinned? I don’t know and apparently nobody honestly knows what the match consists of and how to win the match. We all know what a Gauntlet is but we are not sure how pinning something is accomplished unless it is simply pinning your opponent. Maybe they will explain the concept of the match before the match starts. Regardless of how the King For The Day designs the match the match will work in my favor and I will win.

Bea:  Well, Bill, we will find out on Sunday. I hope when they announce how the match will work that they will present all the information so that the four wrestlers in the match know what is going on.

Bill:  To be honest with you and the viewers I think there is this lack of information concerning the type of match, and having a mystery participant in the match, and that nobody knows what the term PIN THE JACKASS GAUNTLY means, that is is likely that Logan Hunter has gone around and got some help to try to get our match rigged so that he can win the match.

Bea:  Anything is possible in the sport of wrestling. Are you ready to talk about your opponents?

Bill:  First on my list is Logan Hunter. He defeated Aiden Reynolds to become the Roulette Champion and Aiden is a good wrestler. Now the situation is whether Logan can keep possession of the Championship so that could be the reason for the secrecy on what this match is truly about and the fact that there has been an arrangement made to bring in a fourth wrestler who has yet to be named. The fact that Logan is trying to rig this match is his favor tells me he is worried about losing me.

Bea:  Next on the list is Justin Smith.

Bill:  Nothing new here between me and Justin. He is simply no match for me and I have defeated him several times. Next!

Bea:  Third wrestler up is the Mystery Wrestler.

Bill:  Now I want everyone to think hard. Why would Logan Hunger try to rig the match if he wasn’t afraid of me taking the Roulette Championship away from him? Why would he have to keep one of the participants a secret? Well I am here to tell everyone that Logan’s attempts to rig this match is going to fail. I never have to lie and deceive my opponents to get a win. I just go in, kick ass, and walk away as the winner.

Bea:  How do you measure up to the two opponents that you know their height and weight?

Bill:  I come into this match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. Logan Hunger comes into this match at 6 feet and 220 pounds. And Justin Smith comes into this match at 6 feet 4 inches and 250 pounds. We will find out what the mystery wrestler is about when our match starts.

Bea:  And now tell the viewers your history as Roulette Champion.

Bill:  My first shot at the Roulette Championship came up when the Roulette Championship was vacated. I had a Triple Threat match with myself, Miles Kasey and Lincoln Daniels and I won the match and was crowned the Sin City Wrestling Roulette Championship. I lost the Roulette Championship 6 months later to Fin Whelan. I obtained the Roulette Championship again on October 30, 2022 and lost possession of it on January 15, 2023. I held the Roulette Championship twice for a total of 9 months. Now with this match at Climax Control 427 I am going to be crowned as a three-time Roulette Champion.

Bea:  Don’t let this opportunity slip through your hands Bill. If that happens the next thing you know is I will become a one-time Bombshell Roulette Champion then obtain it another time and become a two-time Bombshell Roulette Champion to come up even with you in the amount of times you were the Roulette Champion.

Bill:  Nice try Bea but I am determined to become a three-time Roulette Champion this Sunday. And this time I plan on being Roulette Champion for a longer time than my first two Roulette Championship reigns combined.

Bea:  Awww, Bill, you just love to tease me.

Bill:  That is okay Bea as I will always love you. I would like to close my comments for today with some things. With the type of match we are involved in there is no advantage for any of the wrestlers as we all have to deal with what is thrown our way. In a match like this you cannot rush into a situation without figuring out what rushing into a situation in the match will do to you and the wrestler, or wrestlers, you are confronting. If there will be weapons tossed around the ring for us to use then we each need to choose our weapons carefully and wisely. The way I see a match like this is that the person who has the most dedicated and determined mindset is going to come out of our match as the winner and the newly crowned Roulette Champion. Sorry to disappoint the others in our match but I have no intention of losing to you fools. See you in the wrestling ring on Sunday.

Bea informs the camera person that they are done with Bill’s comments for his upcoming match and that they can cut their camera feed. The camera person cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / NO ROOM FOR DRAMA
« on: June 06, 2025, 09:15:40 PM »
NO ROOM FOR DRAMA

Narrator:  It looks like Bea is going to enjoy her upcoming match at Climax Control 426 as she is in the opening match and the opening match of wrestling events are the matches that usually set the tone for the entire event. Bea’s opponent is Kate Steele who has been, in the past anyway, a good player in the wrestling ring. However there is some background stuff going on with Kate which I honestly don’t have all the information I need so that I could comment on them so I will end my comments here and Bea can pick up the comments to give her perspective on her match against Kate Steele for Climax Control 426.

The scene shifts from the Narrator to a panning shot of Prescott Valley, Arizona. When they are done panning around the area the Network switches to the feed from another camera which is already set up in the hotel room of Bea Barnhart. Bea is accompanied by her husband, and fellow Sin City Wrestling wrestler, Bill Barnhart. When the light on the camera goes on indicating the camera person is live broadcasting Bill and Bea take a seat on the couch in the hotel room. Bea is wearing one of her trademarked dresses she wears when serving as the Manager for Bill and Felix and Bill is in casual attire of blue jeans and a pullover grey shirt.

Bea:  Thank you for joining me for the lead up to Climax Control 426 where I have the opening match against Kate Steele. I will comment to her shortly but I wanted to make sure everyone watches knows my Husband, Bill Barnhart, is so Bill could you make a few opening comments?

Bill:  Of course Bea. I am Bill Barnhart and I am one of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. I am blessed to have Bea in my life both as my wife and my Manager. And for the benefit of you viewing our comments you need to know that I don’t go to ringside and work at Bea’s Manager. I am a wrestler and I don’t care to do the Manager thing. Bea will be on her own against Kate Steel but Bea is going to easily defeat Kate and return Kate to her previous retirement status.

Bea:  I would like to start my comments by stating that I always find it interesting when a wrestler leaves the sport of wrestling then returns some time down the way. Kate perhaps left the sport of wrestling may have left the sport of wrestling due to not be able to compete well against the other wrestlers. Some wresters leave the sport of wrestling due to injuries they sustained in the wrestling ring then they try to make a comeback and that usually fails to turn out well. Others, like you Kate, seem to have gotten into some sort of issue with the Owners of Sin City Wrestling. The way I read the comments placed on the card it took some intense negotiating with Mark Ward and Christian Underwood to come to somewhat of an agreement to allow you back into Sin City Wrestling. So tell me Kate what did you really do that ticked Management off against you that caused you to leave the sport of wrestling? What did you really do to tick off Management that it took intense negotiations between Mark and Christian to finally allow you back into the Federation? To be honest with you the real reason, or reasons, you left Sin City Wrestling, then asked to come back, and it took major negotiating between Mark and Chris, to finally allow you back, is none of my business, but beating you down in our match and sending you back into retirement is on my bucket list for our match.

Bill:  Damn Bea! I thought I was the one with the hard-hitting comments, digs, and insults on opponents.

Bea:  I learned from the best, Bill, as I learned from you. I know we are in the middle of airing comments for Climax Control 426 but we have a previously scheduled video call with Felix Hernandez. The video call will be short. Felix returned to Athens, Georgia, and right now he is at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to visit with our English Bulldog Iris. So please excuse the interruption to my comments on my upcoming match as we spend a little bit of time with Iris and Felix and of course our neighbor Andrew who takes care of Iris when we are traveling with Sin City Wrestling.

Bea is in her video call app on her laptop computer and she connects with the laptop that Iris is using, with the help of Andrew and Felis, at home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bea:  Okay Iris this is how this call is going to go. I want you to sit quietly for now while I talk with Uncle Andrew and Uncle Felix to find out how things have been going while we are on tour. I might ask you follow-up questions later if there appears to be any contradiction in what has been discussed. I will start with you, Andrew, since you are a trusted neighbor in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and you are the caregiver for Iris when we are away on wrestling tours.

Andrew:  Go ahead Bea.

Bea:  Did Senor Vinnie send Pete the Cactus to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend time with Iris and did he and Iris behave?

Andrew:  Yes Pete had a very nice visit with Iris and Iris enjoyed having Pete for the visit. The two of them behaved and when it was bed time they slept in different rooms. Pete took a flight back to his home after his two day visit. All is good.

Bea:  How about you Felix? Since you arrived back in Georgia and you are there visiting Iris how do you feel Iris is doing.

Felix:  Pete had already returned home when I came to visit Iris. I can tell Iris is perked up by the visit from Pete. Iris is glowing and she has stars in her eyes so she is doing very well. Andrew is a blessing for you two and Iris for him to take care of her as well as he does.

Bea:  Thanks Felix for the feedback. And thanks Andrew for taking care of Iris for us. When there is a break in our wrestling assignments the one who has the break will come home to you for a visit like what Uncle Felix just did. You have been a good girl Iris so I do not need to go over anything with you at this time.

Bea ends her video call with Iris and she returns her attention to the camera to continue with her comments for her upcoming match against Kate Steele.

Bea:  So, Kate, let me run down a bit of Sin City Wrestling history for you so that you know who and what you are dealing with in our match. There was another wrestler in Sin City Wrestling who was all up in everyone’s face spewing bullshit of how great a wrestler she was. Her name? Violet Amelia Holt. How many matches did I have against Violet you may be wondering? I had six matches with the sixth match being a Mixed Tag Team event with me and Bill facing off against Violet and her tag team partner. Kate out of those six matches I had against Violet Amelia Holt can you take a guess how many of those matches I won? Oh. . . come on…please take a guess. No? I figured you would probably chicken out. Of those six matches I had against Violet Amelia Holt I won SIX of those matches. And, Kate, can you guess how many of those matches against Violet I won by submission or knockout? Huh? What? Again you don’t want to guess? I won ALL SIX of those matches by submission or knockout. Then what happens? I end up not getting assigned to matches for the Bombshell Roulette Championship which is the Championship I really wanted to obtain. Yes you heard me correctly. Even after obtaining win after win after win in Roulette Rules matches I was not assigned to a Roulette Championship match before they gave a shot to Violet Amelia Holt. But there is a silver lining to the story. I am still active in wrestling and Violet hasn’t been heard from in years. That tells you all you have to know.

Bill:  Damn Bea! You sure are in total bitch mode leading up to your match with Kate Steele.

Bea:  Yes I am and yes I will run over Kate like I ran over Violet Amelia Holt.

Bill:  Let the viewers know what you are thinking leading up to this match.

Bea:  I honestly don’t know why Kate left Sin City Wrestling. I have no idea if it was due to misconduct, or injury, or something else. I will state that if it took significant discussions between Management officials to finally come to an agreement whether to allow Kate back into Sin City Wrestling then that says a hell of a lot. That makes me believe that one of the Management persons didn’t want Kate back and the other one wanted her back. So I make the assumption that I am the person they selected to take Kate on in her return match. That makes me feel good that Management thinks that well of me. Although our match is a Standard Rules match there is always a chance that Management might change it to a Hardcore Rules match, or some other really difficult match, which allows me to show off my all-around abilities in the wrestling ring.

Bill:  Are you planning to present any direct comments to Kate or are you keeping your comments as general in nature?

Bea:  Oh, Bill, you know me well enough to know that I am going into full-blown in-your-face bitch mode on Kate for our match!

Bill:  I knew you would do that but I still wanted to ask  you the question so that my question to you and your answer are officially on record.

Bea flashes a huge smile into the camera, then she gives two thumbs up, then Bea goes into her comments for the benefit of Kate Steele. Bea raises one finger into the camera to indicate her first item she will relate to Kate.

Bea:  Oh, Kate, how I would hate to be in your shoes in this match facing me as you are going to be so humiliated after I beat you down and defeat you that you will go off into retirement again. I told you about my experience of having faced Violet Amelia Holt in 6 matches. I defeated her every time with a submission or knockout. And, Kate, I already informed you that for me to accomplish those six wins, and still not get a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship right away, makes me want to destroy you and hopefully Management will place me back into the Roulette Championship contendership.

Bea looks intently into the camera and she holds up two fingers to indicate the second item she will relate to Kate.

Bea:  Kate I will admit that I don’t have the best win-loss record in Sin City Wrestling and that is okay. The reason I am in Sin City Wrestling is that I enjoy the sport of wrestling. I have faced some of the top names in Sin City Wrestling and several times I have defeated those so-called undefeatable Bombshells who feel they cannot be defeated. Now you come out of retirement and get a match against me. I have no clue if Management just threw you in this match with me or if they wanted you to be assigned against me so that they can amuse themselves while I destroy you and win our match. We will find out the answer to that on Sunday.

Bea now holds up three fingers to indicate the third item she will relate to Kate.

Bea:  Kate you know that I am a good wrestler. You know that I prefer making opponents submit rather than just pinning them for the win. You know that I can take the hits and send them back to my opponents with more force and pain than my opponents can do to me. Think about that before you step into the ring with me on Sunday.

Bea holds up four fingers this time to designate the fourth item she will relate to Kate.

Bea:  The fourth item I want to bring to your attention is that I am coming into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds and you are coming into our match at 5 feet 2 inches and 110 pounds. With my 3 inches of height over you and 20 pounds more weight than you gives me the advantage and I will use my advantage to quickly defeat you in our match.  Another thing I thought of was that with your ring rust from being out of wrestling action for so long is going to hurt you in our match. Maybe you hit the gym now and then to get ready to return to active wrestling but maybe you didn’t but honestly. It honestly doesn’t matter as I will easily defeat you anyway.

Bea looks again into the camera and this time with a huge smile of success on her face as she will deliver the fifth item she wants to say to Kate Steele.

Bea:  Kate I realize that someone like you with the name Steele probably believes they are unbreakable, they are durable, and they are strong. I can make the assumption that not having wrestled in a long time that you are trying to use every term and example to try to get everyone to believe that you are not damaged goods. Although your name is STEELE and you want to try to portray yourself to the world as a wrestler who is as strong and durable as steel there is a problem with your reasoning. Steele is not an item you simply find in the ground. It is made by combining IRON and CARBON so that it is classified as an ALLOY and not a pure metal. That is where you are thinking along the wrong line. Since steel is primarily composed of Iron and Carbon the Iron reacts with Oxygen and water that means is forms rust which is called Iron Oxide. This, straight up, is corrosion. The main way you can attempt to get ride of the rust would be to grind the steel item down to get rid of the rust but that also causes the main portion of the steel item to get so worn down that it is no longer strong and useful. After you reach the point where you can no longer grind away the rust, but still have a viable piece of steel, you have something that is, in reality, weak and useless. That’s the perfect description of you Kate. You are rusted up. You tried to remove the rust. In the process of trying to remove the rust, you weakened yourself to where you are no longer useful. Man that must make you feel like crap! HAR HAR HAR!!!

Bea roars with laughter until she can regain her composure.

Bill:  Well stated Bea! Is there anything else you want to present for the benefit or insult of Kate Steele or are you done with your comments for today?

Bea:  I am done with my comments for today. I believe Kate heard enough to make her want to go back into hiding but that’s okay. I do not have any sympathy for her returning to active wrestling with the description of her being DAMAGED GOODS as I plan on damaging the goods even further. That’s all I have to say for now.

Bill motions to the camera person and tells them that since Bea is done presenting her comments for her upcoming match that they can cut their camera feed now. The camera person informs the Network that they are ready to cut their camera feed. The Network tells them to cut their camera feed and when they do the Network returns to broadcasting the normally scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Supercard Archives / Re: ARTIE v CONNOR v KRIS v BULLDOG v JUSTIN v GUY - KING FOR A DAY
« on: May 21, 2025, 12:47:43 PM »
KING FOR A DAY MATCH AT INTO THE VOID IX PART 2

Narrator:  We. . .Bill Barnhart sure knows how to stir things up. . .Bill know how to shake things up. . .it is like he just walked into your home and dropped a Piranha into your fish tank in your living room and you are screaming and freaking out as the Piranha gobbles up your price fish in the tank. With that comment out of the way I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart, along with Bea Barnhart so they can continue the concept of what I just said.

The scene shifts to the Accor Arena in Paris, France, where Bill Barnhart has a KING FOR A DAY LADDER MATCH with the other participants being Artie, Connor Murphy, Kris Ryans, Justin Smith, and Guy With A Cape. Bill is standing in front of the wrestling ring where his match will take place with Bea standing at his side.

Bill:  Hi and welcome to my comments concerning my upcoming King For A Day Ladder Match against Artie, Connor Murphy, Kris Ryans, Justin Smith, and Guy With A Cape. Unlike other matches where there may be multiple wrestlers involved this one is way more amusing as it is a King For A Day Ladder match. The winner of this match, ME of course, earns the full booking rights for a future of Climax Control.

Bea:  Although I will be at ringside for Bill’s match I am there for moral support since there isn’t much I can do, as his Manager, to keep things from getting out of hand. From they way I see this match it is an all-out, beat down, kick ass, match with the winner being the first wrestler to be able to climb the ladder the grab the King For A Day Crown is the winner. Bill, of course, will easily win this match. Just letting you know ahead of time so you will not be surprised when Bill wins.

Bill:  Thanks for the vote of confidence Bea. Now it is time for me to present additional information for my five opponents to think about. The first item on my list is what my father taught me while I was growing up. My father is William Barnhart Senior and he served for 20 years in the United States Navy. Father served in both the Korean and Vietnam Wars. Father told me that as a Military person, especially in a war time situation, you have to be exceptionally aware of what is going on around you. You have to be mentally quick to avoid a sneak attack or some other item that could severely harm you or kill you. Father also told me that in order to survive you have to be one step ahead of your opponents, or enemies if in a time of war, so that you are initiating the damage instead of taking damage from your opponents.

Bea:  You father was a wise man Bill.

Bill:  And that is why I am also a wise man Bea.

Bea:  Would you please tell the viewers how this KING FOR A DAY LADDER MATCH works.

Bill:  The concept is simple. There are six wrestlers involved in the match. This is not a weapons-oriented match it is a match where the first wrestler who can climb the ladder and take possession of the Crown which will make them the new KING FOR A DAY it is pretty much trying to keep your five opponents from climbing the ladder to grab the crown while you try to keep them from climbing the ladder and grabbing the crown.

Bea:  Well, Bill, I know you have what it takes to win this match and I am cheering you on. However if one of the others win the match stuff like that happens.

Bill:  You are right Bea. However the match turns out I will support the wrestler who won the match. Even with that concept on my mind I still want to give some final input to my five opponents.

Bea:  You didn’t tell me you were going to do that. Keeping secrets from your wife and Manager?

Bill:  Nope! I will present what is on my mind and that will be the end of it. I just want my opponents to be informed. First I address Artie. Honestly, Artie, I am not sure how you won your match to get into this King For A Day Ladder Match but your presence in this match makes me laugh because you are a clown. Connor Murphy is a highlight in this match as he continues to perform well in all his assigned matched. Justin Smith you are about as efficient as a clogged toilet so there is no need for me to go into further reasons why your appearance in this match is hilarious. Kris Ryans is in this match and I guess it was more of a pity assignment than earning his way into this match. Lastly the current King For A Day is, by far, the only wrestler in the match who stands equal to me in this match.

Bea:  With that said how do you think this match is going to end and who will win the match?

Bill: I feel this match comes down to myself and Guy With A Cape as the two wrestlers who have the best shot at winning this match. However this match ends up for sure Guy With A Cape and myself will be the two wrestlers everyone will talk about on this match for a very long time.

Bea:  Anything in closing you wish to state?

Bill:  I ask the fans, and the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling to pay attention to me in this match. I plan on kicking some ass and walking away with the Crown.

Bea motions to the camera person to inform them their comments for Bill’s upcoming match are done and that they can close their camera feed whenever they want. The camera person motions to them that they have just cut the camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: ARTIE v CONNOR v KRIS v BULLDOG v JUSTIN v GUY - KING FOR A DAY
« on: May 14, 2025, 01:57:52 PM »
I HAVE A KING FOR A DAY LADDER MATCH AT INTO THE VOID IX – PART 1

NARRATOR:  Today we will be joining Bill Barnhart who is broadcasting his comments on his upcoming KING FOR A DAY LADDER MATCH at INTO THE VOID IX. Before I came on camera Bill informed me that for this presentation he will be broadcasting from a broadcast studio near the Accor Arena. Bill is no stranger to this type of match and I am excited to hear what he has to say today.

The scene shifts from a shot of the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart sitting at a desk with the camera person focusing their camera on him. We notice that Bill is smartly dressed in a pink tuxedo and a huge smile is on his face. As soon as the camera person informs Bill that they are live broadcasting Bill launches into his comments for his upcoming KING FOR A DAY LADDER MATCH.

Bill:  I wish to thank those people who tuned in for my comments leading up to my KING FOR A DAY LADDER MATCH. I know you are wondering why I decided to do my comments while dressed in a tuxedo. Simple. I feel special being in this upcoming match. I look great in a tuxedo. And I don’t give a damn what anyone thinks about what I am wearing for this presentation. Also some of you may be wondering why my wife, Bea, and our friend, Felix Hernandez, are not on camera with me for this presentation. Although that is a valid question, and you don’t deserve an answer, I will tell you why neither of them are on camera with me. Felix is not involved in this match so he decided not to step on my air time. As for Bea? She will be on camera with me when I present my second round of comments for my upcoming KING FOR A DAY LADDER MATCH. For today Bea wanted to stay out of the spotlights and let me have my say.

Bill picks up a sheet of paper that is on the top of the desk and he begins commenting on the information on the paper.

Bill:  I will begin my comments on how this KING FOR A DAY LADDER MATCH works. That way everyone who watches the match will have the concept on how this match works. The KING FOR A DAY Crown is suspended high above the wrestling ring. The concept is straight forward. The first wrestler who can climb the ladder AND grab the Crown, is the winner of this match and they are the new KING FOR A DAY. Yes it really is that simple. Everyone in this match has the chance to grab the crown and become the KING FOR A DAY. Which one of us will that be? Nobody knows as this type of match moves quickly, and brutally, so anyone can win and anyone can lose. However it turns out. . .so be it.

Bill lays the paper on top of the desk and he continues commenting on this match.

Bill:  In front of me, on this paper, are the names of the participants in this KING FOR A DAY LADDER MATCH. I will discuss each of the participants in alphabetical order so that nobody can accuse me of being biased. In alphabetical order the first participant in the match is ARTIE. I am not sure how Artie managed to win his match to qualify to be in this KING FOR A DAY LADDER MATCH but the fact he is in this match means he did qualify. As far as ARTIE having what it takes to win this match with SIX participants in the match ARTIE has no chance of pulling off the win. Next is me and I am one of the favorites to win this match. I am no stranger to matches like this and I will pull off the win. Connor Murphy is next and I have respect for Connor for what he has accomplished in Sin City Wrestling. Guy With A Cape appears next but he is like Artie in that nobody has a clue how he manages to win matches. But I have to call it straight that he is the current KING so he has to be taken seriously. Justin is the next wrestler to be mentioned due to his position on the list alphabetically. Justin has done well in Sin City Wrestling and he could win this match. Kris Ryans is the final wrestler I will talk about is Kris Ryans. Although Kris was, at one time, one of the top wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling for someone to be out of action for an extended period of time then return to wrestling is a far reach.

Bill looks up from the paper and gives his evaluation of the match and who he feels will win the match.

Bill:  Of the six wrestlers involved in this match I feel that I am a good candidate to win this match as is Connor Murphy, Guy With A Cape, and Justin Smith. Unless the other two involved in the match have enough whup ass left inside of them then either me, Connor, Guy With A Cape, or Justin Smith will win this match.

Bill places the sheet of paper on the table then he looks deeply into the camera.

Bill:  I know what you five are thinking. You are wondering why I am not issuing threats and that I am not bragging about how much better then you I am as a wrestler. There is a reason I have given you just the information I already gave you. Think of it like being in a high stakes Poker hand at a Casino. When your cards are dealt you should never show sadness on your face if you have a weak hand. On the other side of the issue is if you have a fantastic Poker hand you don’t smile and brag and breathe heavily and reveal that you have a great Poker hand.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Since there is a second week for us to talk about our upcoming match I only gave you basic information to keep you five guessing. I want you to think one way then find out I went the other way. I want you to think you can bully me around then find out that I am the bully. You know…stuff like that…that makes your line of reasoning a failure.

Bill again flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  In closing for today I will remind you five that no matter how you perceive me and my wrestling abilities I have held dozens of major Championships in various Wrestling Federations so you need to realize that I still have what it takes to chump our wrestlers like you five. With that said. . .have fun leading up to week two leading up to our match trying to figure me out. Har har har!!!

While Bill is laughing loudly he motions to the camera person to cut their camera feed as he is done with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them he is going to cut his camera feed and the Network quickly changes back to broadcasting the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / I HAVE A BLAST FROM THE PAST SEMI FINAL MATCH AGAINST ALEXANDER RAVEN
« on: May 09, 2025, 05:29:44 PM »
I HAVE A BLAST FROM THE PAST SEMI FINAL MATCH AGAINST ALEXANDER RAVEN

Narrator:  Wow!!! Bill Barnhart has come a long way in the Blast From The Past Tournament and now he is facing Alexander Raven in a semi-final match in that tournament. Bill is no stranger in facing Alexander Raven. The two have had a long history in the ring with both obtaining victories over the other. However the difference here is the one obtaining the victory moves on in the Blast From The Past Tournament while the loser walks away as a spectator. With that said I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his upcoming match.

The scene shifts to an unknown location and we see Bill and Bea Barnhart, along with their friend and fellow wrestler, Felix Hernandez, and we hope that during their air time they will inform us where they are currently located and broadcasting from.

Bill:  Hi and greetings from the Holiday Inn Express Hotel at Amsterdam Arena Towers. We booked a room here as it is close to the Ziggo Dome where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 425 where I am facing Alexander Raven in a semi-final match in the Blast From The Past Tournament. When I win I move on in the Tournament. If, by some freaked out miracle Alexander Raven wins then I am out of the Blast From The Past Tournament and Raven advances in the Tournament. I am here to tell you that I am not going to be the one leaving the wrestling ring without the win.

Bea:  We decided to present comments on Bill’s match at Climax Control 425 in the dining facility at the Holiday Inn Express Hotel, rather than broadcast from our hotel room in the building, to avoid having fans trying to figure out what room we are occupying and then they will try to harass us or break into our room.

Felix:  As for me I am thankful that Bill and Bea invited me to stay with them in their hotel room for this edition of Climax Control. Since I am not involved in a match they didn’t want me to have to spend money for a hotel room.

The serving staff comes to their table and takes their orders then they leave to submit their food order then to bring it back to them at their table. Right when Bill is about to talk more on his upcoming Blast From The Past Semi-Final match against Alexander Raven we hear an incoming call notification on Bea’s laptop computer. Bea opens the call and it is their neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, with a video call request from him to have them do a chat call with Iris.

Bea:  Hi Andrew! So Iris wants to do a video call with us? We have a few minutes since we just ordered our food and it should arrive in a short time. Also Bill and I wish to thank you for taking care of Iris while we are traveling with Sin City Wrestling. You are a great friend and neighbor to us and a great Uncle Andrew to Iris. I am excited to be able to talk with Iris.

Andrew: Thank Bea. I love Iris as if she was my own pet. Well, Bea, actually Iris wants to speak with her Daddy Bill instead of you. She doesn’t mean any disrespect it is just a Daddy question she has for Bill.

The look on Bea’s face shows she is hurt that Iris doesn’t want to talk with her during this video call. Oh well. It happens. Bea places the laptop computer on the table and Bill begins his conversation with Iris.

Bill:  Hi, Iris, what is going on that you only want to talk with me instead of both me and Mommy Bea?

Iris:  Arf…woof…snarl…whine… (Interpretation:  I just wanted to talk with you Daddy as I miss you so much. You will let me know if I am overly concerned about something.)

Bill:  Well Mommy Bea is sitting next to me so she will hear both sides of our conversation but I assure you she understands that during this video call you want to talk with me. So what is your concern?

Iris:  Bark…whine…whimper…snort. . . (Interpretation:  I haven’t seen my boyfriend, Pete the Cactus, since Senor Vinnie has been taking a break from wrestling recently. I miss Pete so much and I wanted to know if you could talk with Andrew and ask him to call Senor Vinnie and ask him if he could fly Pete the Cactus to Georgia to spend a few days with me.)

Bill:  Well, Iris, I am happy you decided to ask us first before making any decisions about Pete. Andrew is there with you and he is hearing our conversation so I will talk with Senor Vinnie and see if I can work a mini-vacation for Pete The Cactus to come to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend some time with you.

Iris:  Arf! Arf! Snort! (Interpretation:  Thank you Daddy and Mommy! You two are the greatest!)

Bea:  Yeah. . .okay Iris. . .you say I am the greatest Doggy Mommy but you only wanted to talk with Daddy Bill during this video call. It is okay Iris. I will never stop loving you.

Bea ends the video call then she looks at Bill.

Bea:  Iris is a silly little girl. Make sure you call Senor Vinnie and see if we can book a flight for Pete the Cactus to fly to Atlanta to spend a few days with Iris.

Bill:  Will do Bea. I will follow up with Andrew after we are done with our wrestling event on Sunday. Our food is coming so let’s dig into the food and after we eat we can return to our hotel room and finish our comments for my match against Alexander Raven from there.

Bea informs the camera person that she and Bill request them to turn off their camera feed until they are done eating their food and return to their hotel room where they will finish their comments on Bill’s upcoming match from there. The camera person does as requested and our video goes off for now.

About an hour later. . .

Bill, Bea, and Felix, have returned to their hotel room at the Holiday Inn Express at Amsterdam Arena Towers. The camera person enters the hotel room and sets up the camera and quickly they are live broadcasting again. Bill and Bea sit in chairs next to the couch and Felix Hernandez sits on the couch off to the side of them.

Bea:  We are live broadcasting again!!! Thanks to the viewers who stayed with us while we ate our dinner but now there are no more interruptions and Bill already spoke with Senor Vinnie about sending Pete The Cactus to Georgia for a short date with Iris and Iris is so excited. First item on Bill’s list of items to discuss concerning his match against Alexander Raven is how they measure up against each other in height and weight.

Bill:  Now it is time for me to get into stuff concerning my Blast From The Past Semi-Final match against Alexander Raven. To start off our comments I will give you the statistics on myself and Raven. I come into this match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds and Alexander Raven comes into our match at 6 feet 2 inches and 225 pounds. I know what most of you are thinking and I accept what you think. Having 2 inches of height over Raven and 15 pounds of weight over him is not what anyone would consider as an overwhelming advantage for me. Considering that me and Raven have had numerous matches against each other I feel the 2 inches of height and 15 pounds of weight I have over Alexander Raven will work to my advantage.

Bea:  Now, Bill, I want you to talk about your wrestling style and the wrestling style of Alexander Raven.

Bill:  Both myself and Alexander Raven are aggressive wrestlers so we are pretty much even in this match. There are times when Raven is so hot that he leaves burn marks on the wrestling mat and other times he is so cold that they have to increase the temperature on the heating system in the venue to keep the venue warm for the fans. On the other hand, when it comes to me, I am always hot and active and I always know where I am in a wrestling match at all times. In many of his matches Alexander allowed himself to get distracted and that error cost him a lot of matches. I don’t allow myself to be distracted so I have the advantage there. Also most opponents feel that once they land a blow or two on an opponent that the opponent is done and they feel they can get the win over that opponent. I don’t do that as I am not going to let up until I know I have my opponent heavily beat down. Everyone needs to get that idea out of their heads that Raven can disable me with a few blows. ADVANTAGE = BILL BARNHART!!!I know where I am when I am wrestling. I don’t allow myself to be distracted. And I am aggressive to the point of destroying my opponents with little effort on my part. My opponents can always decide to trace blows blows with me but the end result will be that I will land more heavy blows on my opponents than they can land on me. ADVANTAGE = BILL BARNHART!!! Alexander Raven is not an exception to that rule. The bottom line in my match against Alexander Raven is that I have won numerous matches against Raven and he has won numerous matches against me. The deciding factor will be which one of us is hot and which one of us is cold. And if it turns out that both of us are hot in this match then the winner will be decided by which one of us has a few degrees more temperature going for them. Once again ADVANTAGE = BILL BARNHART!!!

Bea:  Bill I want you to talk about the different paths your wrestling career and the wrestling career of Alexander Raven have taken.

Bill:  Alexander Raven. The once great wrestler in Sin City Wrestling who is now resigned to a match here and a match there but nothing of substance that allows him to get placed in Main Event matches. Since the fall of Raven he has been relegated to low and mid-card matches. Sad to see a once great wrestler chump themselves out like Alexander does to himself. I look at it this way Alexander. You have this match with me with the winner advancing to in the Blast From The Past Tournament. But you? Once you lose to me this Sunday you will never more have the chance to be a top player in Sin City Wrestling or any other wrestling federation. Don’t complain about your loss to me this coming Sunday. Don’t go to the media outlets and talk shows and claim that my win over you was a fluke. Don’t go before a camera with a crying towel in your hand to wipe your tears away as you re-tell the story of how I, Bill Barnhart, easily defeated you in the Blast From The Past Tournament and sent you home crying in your crying towel.

Bea:  Are you ready for your next presentation before you deliver your closing comments Bill?

Bill:  Yes I am always ready to deliver the knockout blow Bea. Raven I need you to pay attention to my next few comments as you need to hear the truth regardless of how badly the truth hurts you. It would be nice if my comments bruised your ego because when I get done beating you down in our match on Sunday your entire body and soul will be bruised from the beating I am going to give you.

Felix:  Bring on the damning comments Bill.

Bill:  Speaking about my match against Alexander Raven, and to comment on something named Raven, it brings me to the familiar story titled THE RAVEN by Edgar Allan Poe. The most famous and well known line from Edgar Allan Poe’s THE RAVEN is the term NEVERMORE. It is the Raven’s repeated response to the speaker’s comments and questions and it is a recurring comment throughout the poem. Also the line NEVERMORE is seen as capturing Poe’s themes of a mournful remembrance, the importance of memory, and the difficulty of letting go of what we love, and later not even remembering what we had. To put it in terms relating to my match against Alexander Raven it would shine an extremely bright spotlight on Alexander Raven as he will not be able forget the beating he will receive when I defeat him this Sunday. It will highlight Alexander’s memory of the loss he will take from me. And also it will be extremely difficult for Alexander Raven to let go of what he loved, which was the sport of wrestling, then he will not even remember what he used to have in the sport of wrestling.

Bea and Felix are in awe as the first round of final comments are issued by Bill.

Bill:  So how does the wording NEVERMORE from Edgar Allan Poe’s THE RAVEN apply to you, Alexander? I mean you, who calls himself RAVEN, how do you really feel as you enter this Blast From The Past match against me? I am like the Raven in Edgar Allan Poe’s THE RAVEN in that I will constantly remind you that after I destroy you in our match you will NEVERMORE be relevant in the sport of wrestling! Once I eliminate you from wrestling by destroying your dreams and you will NEVERMORE enjoy the pleasures of being a top name in the sport of wrestling. Instead of that you will return into a life of obscurity. Your name will eventually fade away from Sin City Wrestling, and from the sport of wrestling The fans will forget your name. NEVERMORE will you be relevant in Sin City Wrestling or any other Wrestling Federation for eternity.

Bea informs the camera person that after Bill makes his closing comments they can end their camera feed and return to regular broadcasting. The camera person acknowledges Bea’s comment and we now go into closing comments by Bill Barnhart.

Bill:  Okay, Raven, I have given you enough information to last you a lifetime. I have explained to you over and over how easily I am going to destroy you and that I will move on in the Blast From The Past Tournament. You can try whatever you want to try. You can scream at me whatever you want to scream at me. It doesn’t matter what you try, what you attempt, and how you attempt it, you will still lose. You may think that your taunts and threats will scare me away? You think wrong Raven. I do not back down from anyone or anything. Always remember that Satan challenged me to competitions against him and he lost every challenge he made to me. I finally told his sorry ass that his last attempt will literally be his last attempt for eternity. Satan, being an egotistical fool, took my offer that if he defeats me in this final attempt he can have my soul for eternity but when I win he can never challenge me for my soul again for eternity. Satan lost. I won. End of story. You will lose this match to me. End of the story for you. You will not be capable of challenging me again. In closing I will show the opening lyrics of Tom Petty’s song I WON’T BACK DOWN and after that shows on the screen the camera person will end their camera feed.

The Network begins to play the beginning of Tom Petty’s song I WON’T BACK DOWN and the lyrics show on the screen and we listen.


Well, I won't back down
No I won't back down
You could stand me up at the gates of Hell
But I won't back down

No I'll stand my ground
Won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground
And I won't back down

The beginning of the Tom Petty song I WON’T BACK DOWN finishes and then words of Tom Petty’s song come off the screen. The closing shot by the camera person is a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart grinning into the camera. After that closing shot the camera person informs the Network that they are done broadcasting for today and the screen goes dark.



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Climax Control Archives / OH BOY! A FOUR-WAY CLUSTER F**k MATCH
« on: May 02, 2025, 09:51:47 AM »
OH BOY A FOUR-WAY CLUSTER F**K MATCH

Narrator:  It looks like Felix Hernandez has a great match for the upcoming climax control where he can earn a shot at the Internet Championship. Also in the match will be Artie, Miles Kasey, and Connor Murphy. This is not going to be an easy match for any of the participants. With that said I now turn you over to Felix Hernandez for his comments on this upcoming match.

The scene shifts and we are taken to a hotel room where we get a camera shot of Felix Hernandez along with Bill and Bea Barnhart. Felix is assigned to the Main Event match, which is a Cluster F*** Four-Way Match with the winner becoming the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship. As the camera person pans around the hotel room we see a smiling Felix Hernandez along with his friends and fellow wrestlers, Bill Barnhart, and Bea Barnhart who serves as their Manager, in addition to serving as an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. Bea will be at the Main Event match serving as the manager for Felix. When the three are notified by the camera person that they are going full live broadcasting the three take seats in front of the camera and we listen in on the conversation.

Felix:  As most of you already know I am Felix Hernandez. I have been assigned to an interesting match at Climax Control 424. I am assigned to the Main Event and the winner of that match gets a shot at Kevin Carter for the Internet Championship. Before I go into the details of why I expect to win this match and go on to face Kevin Carter for the Internet Championship I would like to provide some statistics to help the viewers try to come to their own conclusion on who they expect will win this match.

Bill:  You will win this match Felix. I feel it.

Bea:  And with me at ringside as your Manager you can fully focus on your match knowing that I am watching everything and will not allow anyone to cheat you out of a win.

Felix:  I will try to adequately explain to the viewers how this match works. There are four of us assigned to this match. Myself, Artie, Miles Kasey, and Connor Murphy. This is NOT an elimination match. Therefore it comes down to the first wrestler to score a pinfall or submission is the winner of the match and they will go on to ace Kevin Carter for the Internet Championship. To be straight up it comes down to everyone in my match attempting to score a pinfall or submission as quickly as possible to win the match. That wrestler, without a doubt, will be me, so they need to get ready for that situation.

Bea:  Before we went live broadcasting you said you wanted to talk about a few things concerning your match.

Felix:  It has been shown, over the history of wrestling, that is isn’t always the tallest or heaviest or quickest wrestler in a match who ends up winning the match. Therefore I will relate to the viewers the statistics on myself, Miles, Connor, and Artie. I enter this match at 6 feet even and 165 pounds. Miles comes into this match at 6 feet 1 inch and 215 pounds. Connor enters the match at 6 feet 1 inch and 183 pounds. And, finally, wimping out at 5 feet 10 inches and 150 pounds, there is Artie. Taking myself as the middle ground I am basically even with Miles and Connor in the height department but I am giving up 50 pounds to Miles. I am giving up 18 pounds to Connor, and Artie it giving up 2 inches of height to me and giving up 15 pounds of weight.

Bea:  So what you are saying is that you do not feel there is an advantage for the other wrestlers over you.

Felix:  Exactly! Since the match states that the winner is the first wrestler who can score a pinfall or submission on an opponent, any of their opponents, that is an easy thing for me to accomplish. I will enter as one of the participants and I will exit the ring as the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship.

Bill:  That simple eh?

Felix:  Yep! That simple!

The three start laughing at the comments from Felix then when they recover from laughing Felix continues commenting on his upcoming match.

Felix:  Actually there is a bit more involved in this match than I already stated but overall the concept is the same. When you have four wrestlers involved in an all-out, no disqualifications, no count-outs, anything  and everything goes, and the wrestler who scores a pinfall or submission first wins the match, this match is made for me. I told you earlier that this match really is that simple.

Bea:  People involved in matches like this are often not ready to take on a match like this.

Bill:  I agree with Bea. You cannot bring in a specific strategy in this type of match as that most likely won’t work,

Felix:  Oh. . .you two. . .you are over-thinking the match. With matches like this you need to go into the match with a positive attitude. You need to go into the match knowing that the action in the match can change quickly. You also need to go into a match like this knowing you can win by being quicker than your opponents and smarter than them and I am quicker and smarter than my opponents in this match.

Bill:  Well, Felix, you sure make it sound easier than it appears on paper.

Felix:  I will make a few final comments before I end my air time today. I will start with you, Miles, as your name works well for my closing comments. Miles is the appropriate name for you as you are miles away from winning this match. Then for you, Connor, I find that Connor is a good name for you as you are a con artist who is trying to pass as a wrestler. As for you Artie? Well let’s just say that terms like lame, weak, and pathetic, don’t rhyme with Artie. There you have it. Three losers in Miles Kasey, Connor Murphy, and Artie, and one winner in me, Felix Hernandez.

Bea:  Just remember that I will be at ringside serving as your Manager. I will ensure that the match is called properly by the Referee.

Felix:  Thanks Bill. Thanks Bea. It is nice to have friends like you.

Felix mentions to the camera person that he is done with his comments for his upcoming match and that they can shut down their camera now. The camera person informs the Network that he is cutting his camera feed and when he does the Network switches to a run of commercials.


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Climax Control Archives / HITAMASHII IS GOIND DOWN HARD
« on: April 25, 2025, 02:07:50 PM »
HITAMASHII IS GOING DOWN HARD

Narrator:  Well…well…well…we have a very interesting situation in a match coming up for the Climax Control on Sunday, April 27, 2025. The match is a BLAST FROM THE PAST match pitting Hitamashii against Bill Barnhart with the winner advancing in the BLAST FROM THE PAST Tournament. I will leave my opening comments at what I just stated and I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his match.

The scene shifts and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart at their hotel room in Stockholm, Sweden. Their hotel is not far from the Avicii Arena and the two have settled in and Bill is ready for his Blast From The Past Tournament match against Hitamashii. Bill and Bea are both sitting on the couch and there is a coffee table in front of the couch. We notice that on the coffee table are two large cups of coffee. Both take a sip of their coffee then Bill informs the camera person that he and Bea are ready to present comments for his upcoming match against Hitamashii.

Bill:  I wish to thank those viewers who tuned in today so hear my comments on my upcoming BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT match where I am facing Hitamashii. We are not strangers to each other as both of us spent time in wrestling federations on several occasions. Although I am still active in the sport of Wrestling it appears that Hitamashii wasn’t able to deal with the requirements of being an active wrestler so I guess he went into retirement. After I defeat him in our upcoming match I assure you Hitamashii will return to retirement while I move up in the BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT.

Bea:  As Bill’s Manager I will be at ringside to ensure nothing suspicious or illegal happens in this match as Bill deserves a fair and legal match as he often gets attacked during his matches.

Bill and Bea pause their comments to drink more of their coffee before continuing with their comments.

Bill:  Although I have a history in the wrestling ring against Hitamashii when it comes to this upcoming BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT match I have an overwhelming advantage over Hitamashii.

Bea:  Bill does not have a tiny advantage over Hitamashii. Bill does not have a small advantage over Hitamashii. Bill does not have a large advantage over Hitamashii. To put it straight up to you Bill has a huge, immense, and overwhelming advantage over Hitamashii.

Bill:  Thank you Bea. I am entering my BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT match at 6 feet 4 inches in height and 240 pounds of weight. Hitamashii enters our match at 5 feet 8 inches and 192 pounds. That gives me 8 inches of height advantage over Hitamashii and 48 pounds of weight advantage over him. With that much of an advantage in height and weight Hitamashii is way out of his comfort zone.

Bea:  So, Hitamashii, can you say “I AM AT A MAJOR DISADVANTAGE AGAINST BILL BARNHART IN THIS UPCOMING MATCH” I knew you could.

Bill and Bea burst out in loud laughter at the major disadvantage Hitamashii has in facing Bill in this match. The two then finish drinking their coffee and when they are done Bill and Bea excuse themselves to go into the other room and brew two new cups of coffee. When the two get their coffee they return to the Couch, then they enjoy drinking their coffee, then they put their coffee cups down and continue with comments for Bill’s match against Hitamashii.

Bill:  I previously mentioned the advantage I have against Hitamashii in our match when it comes to Height and Weight with me having the overwhelming advantage over him. Now I would like to make a comment on how we have fared against each other over our wrestling careers. Of course Hitamashii’s wrestling career has been over for a long time while I am still fully active in the sport of wrestling. I do not have the overall win-loss record between myself and Hitamashii on file since that was a very long time ago. I figured after I beat him down, left him twisted and bruised, and he left the sport of wrestling probably because he couldn’t handle it any longer, there is no need for me to try to look up the entire win-loss record between us. Since Hitamashii came back in wrestling action just to give a shot at the BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT doesn’t mean that after being retired for at least a decade Hitamashii now feels he is ready to take me on in a BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT MATCH? That decision should go into the Guinness Book Of Records as the dumbest decision ever made.

Bea:  Does the Guinness Book Of Records have a category of DUMBEST DECISIONS EVER MADE?

Bill:  I have not personally seen that category as a world record but I would say Hitamashii should hold the top position in the DUMBEST DECISIONS EVER MADE category.

Bill and Bea bust out laughing again and it takes some time before both of them can stop laughing.

Bea:  We sure are having fun with the comments you are making for your match against Hitamashii.

Bill:  Hitamashii compared to me you are a tiny little bug. You are giving up 8 inches in height and 48 pounds of weight to me. Beating you down and defeating you will be as easy as squashing a bug. Hmmm. . .that just brought something to my mind. I will have the broadcast studio put the graphic up on the screen for you to watch.

CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO WATCH THE VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rGe8RKJn_NY

When the video ends both Bill and Bea are laughing loudly again.

Bill:  I showed you that video of Plankton, a character from the Spongebob Squarepants show, getting stepped on and squashed, because he is like you in that he is a tiny little pathetic bug and he is always at the disadvantage. But I am not done with just with that video.

Bea:  You have another video for Hitamashii? I thought you only had one video.

Bill:  The saying goes DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE AND DOUBLE YOUR FUN so I figured double the fun is the way to go. Now, Plankton. . .oops!. . .I mean Hitamashii. . .your attempts to out-talk and out-wrestle me is a joke. Talk about some pathetic stuff coming from a pathetic wrestler. Well, Hitamashii, I have another video for you to watch then I will probably leave you alone and stop teasing and demeaning you until our match on April 27th. So look into your television and take a look at this video.

CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO WATCH THE VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUVQz6_-vxc

This video ends and Bill and Bea are laughing loudly again.

Bill:  Hitamashii I never get tired of watching this Parrot screech out WHAT THE F*CK! as it shows that even a Parrot can see how useless you are as a wrestler since you have been retired from wrestling for a long time. I guess not every wrestler can be as awesome as I am.

Bea:  And SEXY Bill! You are one Sexy husband!

Bill and Bea pause their comments to high-five each other then Bill informs the camera person that he will give his closing comments for today.

Bill:  Here is the bottom line Hitamashii. I am taller than you, I am heavier than you. I am a better wrestler than you were back then and an even a better wrestler than you are today. You signed up for the 2025 Blast From The Past Tournament with the intent to accomplish something but the only thing you are going to accomplish is taking a brutal loss to me. I guess I should be thanking you for signing up as you being assigned as my opponent in my first match in the 2025 Blast From The Past Tournament means an easy win for me. I will be looking forward to seeing you inside the wrestling ring at the Avicii Arena in Stockholm, Sweden!

Bill and Bea inform the camera person that Bill is done with his comments on his match so the camera person calls into the Network to let them know and the Network cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / BEA COMMMENTS ON MIXED TAG TEAM AGAINST DANIEL AND CRYSTAL
« on: April 10, 2025, 07:29:07 AM »
The camera person is done with their bathroom break and they inform the Network to return to broadcasting is camera shot and they do so. We see Bea sitting in the chair in front of the camera. When the camera person informs Bea they are now live broadcasting again Bea launches into her comments for her upcoming match.

Bea:  With the fantastic comments Bill just made I am not sure if I can get to that level in my comments but I will try. First I want to comment on what Bill stated concerning Daniel Morgan having his bodyguard Osbourne at ringside. I am sure, due to past incidents, that our assigned Referee will ensure that Daniel sends Osbourne back to the dressing room so he will not interfere in the match.

Bea holds a thumbs-up into the camera.

Bea:  Well, Crystal, we meet again in the wrestling ring. I am honest in that you have won most of the matches we have had against each other but that stops with our next match. Although Bill has already made it clear that he will do everything possible to prevent Daniel from being able to tag you into the match to face me. However, Crystal, right now you may want to get tagged into the match to face but I am letting you know that the beating I give you will make you want to quickly tag Daniel to get him back into the ring against Bill. Although that would be a cowardly move on your part but at least you would be able to rely on the comment that it was Daniel Morgan who took the loss to Bill Barnhart in our match and not that you took the loss against me.

Bea pauses her comments to let out a laugh then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  So where are we now Crystal? Since you probably have no clue what I am talking about I will try to enlighten you. When it comes to having Bill and Daniel in the ring the advantage is absolutely, positively, without a doubt, is in favor of Bill. When it comes to you and me in the ring then I would give you a very slight advantage as you do have more experience in the ring than I have and that might give you a slight advantage,

Bea looks directly into the camera.

Bea:  Awwww…did you just smile Crystal thinking that I am conceding our match to you and Daniel? HAH! You wish eh girl??? Wish all you want as I will crush your wishes and desires. HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Bea pauses her comments for a moment to enable her to stop laughing.

Bea:  Crystal you know damn well that Bill is a hell of a better wrestler than Daniel could ever hope to be. You know if those two remain in the ring Daniel will be destroyed by Bill. So that means your only option is to try to get yourself tagged into the match which causes me to get tagged into the match. However there is something you are missing Crystal. There is no rules or regulations that require me to get into the ring on a tag but have to remain in the ring against you for a specific period of time. All I need to do is step into the ring and immediately tag Bill into the match and you cannot attack me again until we are tagged in again. With that tactic working in favor of our team, and working against your team, me and Bill will make win the match quickly and you two walk away as losers.

Bea stares into the camera with a questioning look on her face.

Bea:  Awww!!! Poor Crystal. Are you crying because I just laid our for you how easily we are going to defeat you and Daniel? Let me see if I can make you feel a bit better about our match. Here is what I am willing to do for you Crystal. Instead of me allowing you to be active in in the ring in our match for only a few minutes I am willing to try to make you feel a bit better about your team’s loss by allowing you to have a total of around five minutes of action in our match. That’s as far as I can go as I only have so much charity available and I have to save the rest of my charity to others who are needy like you.

Bea bursts out in such loud laughter at her comments toward Crystal that the camera person has to adjust the microphone settings to keep the camera from overloading from the loudness of her laughing. After a time Bea is able to get her laughter under control so she looks into the camera to make closing comments.

Bea:  I was one half of the Mixed Tag Team Champions with Bill so being in a match like we have which is a Mixed Tag Team match is familiar for us and easy for us to gain the win. Crystal there is nothing you can do short of cheating to get you to obtain a win in this match. You have a tag team partner who doesn’t seem to know what he is doing in the wrestling ring and he will not be allowed to have his thug Osbourne hanging around ringside to steal a victory from us. You simply have to deal with the truth Crystal and the truth is that Bill and I are moving on in the Blast From The Past Tournament while you two will be watching the remaining matches on television as we are eliminating both of you from the Tournament. Have a nice time leading up to your demise at Climax Control 421.

Bea motions to the camera person that she is done with her comments for this session and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / BILL'S COMMENTS ON TAG TEAM MATCH AGAINST DANIEL MORGAN AND CRYSTAL ZDUNICH
« on: April 10, 2025, 07:26:43 AM »
MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH AGAINST DANIEL MORGAN AND CRYSTAL ZDUNICH

Narrator:  Before coming on camera to offer my pre-match comments on the Mixed Tag Team match where Bill and Bea Barnhart face off against Daniel Morgan and Crystal Zdunich I had a conversation with Bill Barnhart. Bill told me the only thing he wants in this match is for the assigned Referee to force Daniel Morgan to send his bodyguard, Osbourne, back to their dressing room so that Osbourne doesn’t interfere in the match. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments.

The scene shifts and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in front of the arena in Reykjavik, Iceland, where they will be wrestling against Daniel Morgan and Crystal Zdunich in a Mixed Tag Team match. Both are casually dressed and when the camera person informs them they are broadcasting Bill launches into his comments for his match.

Bill:  I wish to thank everyone watching today. I am starting our comments concerning our Mixed Tag Team match. After I am done Bea will present her comments on the match. That way we are not stepping on the comments of each other.

Bill clears his throat before commenting.

Bill:  Let me jump into my comments about Daniel Morgan. I see that you are in charge of a wrestling organization. I admire your willingness to do that as it is demanding and a lot of people in the wrestling federations are backstabbers to those in Management. However, Daniel, I don’t care what you do outside of wrestling in Sin City Wrestling. I will easily defeat you in our Mixed Tag Team match. There is a outside chance that your team can win our match but the only chance of that happening is if Crystal can defeat Bea. Although that has happened in the past I assure you that Bea is ready for this match and she will defeat Crystal if I don’t defeat you first.

Bill and Bea slap a HIGH FIVE then Bill continues with his comments.

Bill:  So, Daniel, what are you thinking now that I have dropped my first comments in your direction? Maybe you think that having your goon bodyguard Osbourne at ringside will save you since you pay him to interfere in your matches eh? I watched one of your matches where you had Osbourne try to cheat in the match to help you in the match but the Referee in that match threatened to disqualify you if you did not send Osbourne back to your dressing room. Nothing has changed from that match to our match. The Referee in our match is not going to allow you to have your bodyguard cheat for you.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  When you and I are the two wrestlers legally inside the ring you are doomed to defeat. There is only one way for you to get away from me and save yourself from taking the loss to me and losing the match. That only way is for you to tag out to Crystal and then hope she can save your team from the loss. Now, Daniel, if you believe that I am going to take you across the ring to where your team is located so that you can tag Crystal into the match then you are dumber than I thought you were. Keeping Crystal out of the match means it is more fun for me while I am destroying you and earning the win for our team. If you don’t find that interesting and amusing then you are missing out on the beat down I am going to give you.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  Okay, Daniel, you are running around claiming that your shir don’t stink. Seriously? Daniel I have heard from many people in Sin City Wrestling that when you go into the bathroom to take a dump the stench is so damn horrible that they call the Police, the Fire Department, and the Toxic Waste Clean Up Crew to come out and decontaminate the place. In our match coming up you think you will get away with cheating and having others interfere in the match to get a cheap win over our team but that will fail for you.

Bill laughs loudly into the camera again.

Bill:  Daniel our team has a solid plan in place. We will not deviate from that plan. We will not compromise our chances in our match and take a loss. We are in this match to win it and advance in the Tournament and once we win our match against you and Crystal we have every intention to win the Tournament.

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Bill:  So, Daniel, in my closing comments I will inform you that your team is going to lose to our team. I know you cannot defeat me and you know that also. There is another factor that will come into play in our match but I am going to allow Bea to comment on that when I am done with my comments when the camera is focused on her. So I am done with my comments now. Bea you ready to have your say on our upcoming match?

Bea:  Of course!

Bill:  Bea please allow me to make a final comment for the benefit of Daniel Morgan. Daniel please listen carefully so that you cannot claim I wasn’t clear in what I said. The song lyrics I want to present are from the song I WON’T BACK DOWN by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and those lyrics go as follows. . .

Well, I won't back down
No I won't back down
You could stand me up at the gates of Hell
But I won't back down

, , ,Now, Daniel, you may think I am just pissing into the wind and that I will fail in my attempt to take you down and win our match. But you want to know something Daniel? Satan has tried to win my soul for a very long time. He challenged me over and over and over again and he failed every time. Finally I told him there will be only one more challenge and he accepted. Turns out I won that challenge also and the stipulations was that if I defeated him again he could never challenge me for my soul again for eternity. I won. . .Satan lost. . .and I still have my soul and Satan does not have it. . .and he can never challenge me for it again. If Satan could not take me down and take me out then you haven’t got a chance in hell of defeating me. So, Bea, you ready to give your comments on our match now?

Bea:  HELL YEAH!!!

Bill:  With that HELL YEAH from Bea I will get out of camera range and let Bea do her thing.

Bill moves out of camera range and Bea remains in her spot to be in front of the camera. The camera person needs to take a break to relieve himself so he tells the Network to put up some commercials while they go to the bathroom.


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Supercard Archives / Re: ELIMINATION CHAMBER - #1 CONTENDER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
« on: March 26, 2025, 07:02:48 AM »
THERE ARE SEVEN CONTENDERS IN THIS MATCH FOR A SHOT AT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BUT ONLY ONE WINNER AND THAT WINNER WILL BE ME

Narrator:  I spoke with Bill Barnhart before I came on camera and he had a lot to say. Bill told me he is confident he can win this match and challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship at Into The Void XIII. I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

We notice that Bill and Bea Barnhart are in a different location than when they aired Bill’s first round of comments for his Elimination Chamber match. Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans, black and white sneakers, and a blue pullover shirt. Bea is wearing a nice pair of slacks and a nice pink blouse. They look into the camera and launch into comments for Bill’s Elimination Chamber match at Blaze Of Glory XIV.

Bill:  While the other participants in my match are likely to go into long wordy and stupid comments concerning our match I am going to get straight to the point. I hate wasting time as you all know.

Bea:  Everyone knows that I plan at being at ringside to support Bill in this match. As his Manager I have the right to be at ringside. For those who are thinking stupid stuff and think I am there to interfere in the match I ask you to please stop thinking stupid stuff. I cannot get into the steel cage where the match is taking place so I am on ringside simply to lend my support for Bill in the match.

Bill:  Thank you Bea. I will take some time to talk about each of the wrestlers involved in this match. Some I have ultimate respect for and others I couldn’t care if they dropped off the face of the Earth. Bea will read off names of the other wrestlers involved in the match and I will tell you how I feel about them.

Bea:  EDDIE LYONS

Bill:  Everyone in the Lyons family who are in the sport of wrestling are great wrestlers. Eddie Lyons has won some tough matches and he earned his way into this Elimination Chamber Match. Is Eddie Lyons the likely person to win this match? Nope! Although he is a good wrestler he falls short of being a great wrestler so he will not win this match.

Bea:  JAYDEN HARRIS

Bill:  Jayden Harris could possibly win this match but it would take some interesting things to happen for him to win. I’ve noticed that although Jayden gets around the wrestling ring well he also makes a lot of mistakes and he has vulnerable areas. I will give Jayden a 50 percent chance of winning.

Bea:  J2H

Bill:  J2H is one of the wrestlers in this match that I wouldn’t be surprised if he wins and moves on to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship. He is one of those wrestlers who, when you think you have him defeated, can turn the match on you so quickly that you won’t even remember what he did to you to get the pinfall or submission. I give J2H at least a 90 percent chance of winning this match.

Bea:  SENOR VINNIE

Bill:  Senor Vinnie is my friend and often servers as my Tag Team Partner. Vinnie is one of those unique wrestlers who can get into situations where he is in control and then there are times where an opponent trips him up. As I said with J2H I now state with Senor Vinnie that I would give Vinnie a 90 percent chance of winning this match.

Bea:  HELLUVA BOTTOM CARTER

Bill:  Helluva Bottom Carter is one of those wrestlers who isn’t large in size but he makes up for that with outstanding wrestling skills. With that statement out of the way I will also place HBC in the 90 percent range to win this match.

Bea:  MILES KASEY

Bill:  Miles Kasey has good wrestling abilities but I feel he is a few inches from being a great wrestler. I would have to give Miles a rating of around  50 percent chance of winning this match.

Bea:  BILL BARNHART

Bill:  Sorry but it wouldn’t be fair for me to comment on what I feel my chances are of winning this match as, of course, I would be biased toward myself. So I will leave it open to others to comment on what they think my chances are of winning this match.

Bea:  Oh my Bill. If you let people state what is on their mind about your chances of winning they will just talk crap about you.

Bill:  What the fans and other wrestlers think of me is not relevant. What I think of me is what is important. So, Bea, I believe we have come to the end of my comments for my upcoming match. Are you ready to hear what I have to say?

Bea:  Of course!!!

Bill:  Some wrestlers can only focus on what is standing directly in front of them and that is why they are easily caught off-guard by opponents. Other wrestlers cannot even do a simple thing like that and it causes them to be confused and disoriented during wrestling matches.

Bea:  Okay…go on. . .

Bill:  I am different than the other wrestlers. I am always aware of what is in front of me. I am always aware what is next to me. I am always aware what is behind me. I am aware of what is below me. I am aware what is above me. I am aware of where I am at during every moment of every match. I have no concerns in this match, or in any other match, because I am always remain one step ahead of whichever wrestlers are in the ring against me. To my six opponents listen up. I wish you good luck in trying to defeat me in our match. You may believe you can easily defeat me but I assure you that you have no chance of defeating me. See you at Blaze Of Glory XIV.



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Supercard Archives / Re: ELIMINATION CHAMBER - #1 CONTENDER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
« on: March 19, 2025, 11:08:16 AM »
I WILL EARN THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER POSITION FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  This upcoming event, which is Blaze Of Glory XIV is going to be an epic event for Bill Barnhart. For those who don’t know, and for those who do know, Bill Barnhart is a two-time Roulette Championship and Bill is looking forward to winning this upcoming match so he will get a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship.

The scene shifts from a shot of the Narrator to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart, along with their English Bulldog Iris, taking a walk in Sweetwater Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Sweetwater Park is a very short distance from their housing development. The assigned camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are broadcasting now so Bill and Bea comments on Bill’s match coming up at Blaze Of Glory XIV on Sunday, March 30, 2025.

Bill:  I wish to thank everyone who joined us today to hear my comments on my upcoming match. As you already know I am assigned to a match at at Blaze Of Glory XIV and the winner of that match becomes the Number One Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. The other wrestlers assigned to this match include Eddie Lyons, Jayden Harris, J2H, Senor Vinnie, Helluva Bottom Carter and Miles Kasey. Having seven wrestlers in a match like this is interesting, entertaining, and a match that I will easily win.

Iris intently sniffs around the walking trail at Sweetwater Park. She finds “just the right spot” and she squats a pees and then she takes a huge poop. Bea is quick to pull out the poop bag and pick up the poop Iris just accomplished then she ties the poop big closed and drops it into the nearest trash can.

Bill:  Thanks Bea! We will continue our walk until we are sure Iris is done with her potty break business then we will return to our home to continue comments for my match at Blaze of Glory XIV.

Iris continues on her walk with Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea until Bill and Bea determine that Iris is done with her potty business.

Bill:  We will return to our home now and pick up with our comments there once the camera person gets set up in our home.

The camera person cuts their camera feed then after a short time the broadcast resumes from the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When the scene comes on our screen Bill and Bea are sitting on the couch in their living room while Iris goes upstairs to her bedroom.

Bill:  The following wrestlers are involved in the Elimination Chamber Match. They are in no specific order except in the order they have been listed on the official Card for this event. They are Eddie Lyons. . .Jayden Harris. . .J2H. . .Senor Vinnie. . .Helluva Bottom Carter. . .Miles Casey…and, of course, ME!!!

Bea:  All of the wrestlers involved in this match are great in the ring. They each bring something unique to the sport of wrestling. As Bill’s official Manager I will be at ringside but my capacity at ringside will be as a cheering section to cheer on both Bill and Senor Vinnie. The wrestler who wins this match will have earned the respect and admiration of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling and the admiration of the fans.

Bill:  This type of match, an Elimination Chamber Match, starts out with three wresters. After a set period of time another wrestler will be added to the mix. Eliminations in the match usually takes place by Pinfall or Submission and possibly if a wrestler gets knocked out. The last wrestler standing will become the Number One Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship in a Championship match against the World Heavyweight Champion at Into The Void XIII.

Bea:  Are you going to talk specifically about each of the other wrestlers involved in this match, or talk about them as a group, or only focus in a few of them?

Bill:  Glad you asked me that Bea. I don’t see a need to specifically talk about each of the other wrestlers involved in this match. The only three wrestlers I would like to address are Senor Vinnie, Helluva Bottom Carter, and J2H. Without a doubt both Carter and J2H are two of the most unique and talented wrestlers in the business. I am not saying one of them will win this match but they would be the two wrestlers in this match who could win.

Bea:  What about Senor Vinnie?

Bill:  Senor Vinnie has been a long-time friend and I would be thrilled should Vinnie win this match. I will make it clear that I honestly don’t like it when I have to face off against a friend in a match but both me and Vinnie earned our spots so both of us need to do whatever we need to do to prevent getting eliminated. If anyone viewing my comments today think that I would back off on Vinnie as he is a friend of mine you would be wrong. Vinnie has just as large a target on his back as all the other wrestlers in our match. This match is literally for each of us to personally earn our shot at the World Heavyweight Championship at Into The Void XIII.

Bea:  I am sure a lot of the viewers are wondering if the first three wrestlers who start the match have a better chance of winning the match than the four wrestlers who enter later during the match. What are your thoughts on that Bill?

Bill:  I can only give my thoughts on that item Bea as I cannot speak for how other wrestlers feel. I believe that the first three wrestlers to be active in the match are likely to get worn down and taken out by wrestlers who enter later in the match. The wrestlers who are active in the match early are, without a doubt, going to get tired and worn down and, of course, wrestlers who enter later during the match will, of course, have more energy and power which is an advantage for them. It is simply a random drawing that determines the order in which wrestlers in this match enter the match. I am in this match to give my best shot and Vinnie told me that is his concept also.

Bea:  We are closing in our the end of our air time Bill. Are you willing to give the viewers an idea on who you think might win this match?

Bill:  Nope! I don’t want anyone to feel that I jinxed them by making comments on your question. We will go into the match and see who ends up being the last wrestler standing and they are the winner of this match.

Bill informs the camera person that they are done with the comments they wish to make for today. Bill then asks the camera person to check with his Supervisor to see if he will be assigned to him next week for his second round of commenting on his upcoming match. The camera person tells Bill that he will try to make that happen then they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / FELIX VS THE TROLL AND CONNOR MURPHY
« on: March 13, 2025, 11:05:21 AM »
I HAVE A TRIPLE THREAT ROULETTE RULES MATCH AT CLIMAX CONTROL 420 AGAINST THE TROLL AND CONNOR MURPHY AND THE WINNER CHALLENGES FOR THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP AT BLAZE OF GLORY XIII

Narrator:  Felix Hernandez has a great opportunity at Climax Control 420. Felix has been assigned to a Triple Threat Roulette Rules match against The Troll and Connor Murphy. Felix told me he is confident he will win this match and earn a shot at Aiden Reynolds at Blaze of Glory XII. With that information out of the way I turn you over to Felix Hernandez to hear what he has to say about this assignment.

The camera shot changes to a shot of Felix Hernandez and his Manager, Bea Barnhart, at the Global Credit Union Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. Felix and Bea are standing at ringside in front of the wrestling ring where the action for this event will take place. When the camera person informs the two they are broadcasting to the viewers they launch into their comments for this event.

Felix:  I have a match at Climax Control 420 against The Troll and Connor Murphy with the winner going into Blaze of Glory XII to challenge Aiden Reynolds for the Roulette Championship. This match will be under Roulette Rules I have every intention of winning this match and earning a shot at the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  I will be at the the match to cheer Felix on for his win. I am officially his Manager and I will be at ringside to ensure The Troll and Connor Murphy do not cheat there way to a win and screw Felix out of his win.

Felix:  Thanks, Bea, nice to know you are overlooking the match and to help ensure the Referee assigned doesn’t play favorites to The Troll and Connor Murphy.

Bea:  I want to ask you, on behalf of the fans watching, and for the benefit of your two opponents, do you have any concerns about facing The Troll and Connor Murphy?

Felix:  Concerning The Troll I have no concerns about his ability to wrestle as he has about as much ability to wrestle as a Submarine would have of resurfacing if they had a screen door instead of a hatch on the submarine. However when you have to face off against a guy who can stand next to an obese person and make the obese person look thin then you have to be careful around them. I don’t want to be working my two opponents and trying to make my way to apply a hold or maneuver on either of them only to have The Troll trip and land on top of me. OUCH! The benefit me and Connor have is that The Troll is very sluggish and he wears down easily having to carry so much extra weight with him being five feet eight inches in height and two hundred fifty-two pounds, Now it comes down to which of us, me or Connor, can win the overall match.

Bea:  Your thoughts on facing Connor Murphy?

Felix:  I see Connor as a talented and accomplished wrestler and at six feet one inch in height and one hundred eighty-three pounds, and me at six feet even and one hundred sixty-five pounds, we are nearly equal in size. Therefore the match will come down to me versus Connor and since I feel I am more agile, more quick, and more focused that I will win this match and earn a shot at the Aiden Reynolds for the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  Well stated Felix. I will be rooting for you during your match and, as I previously mentioned, I will be keeping a close watch on the match to ensure your opponents don’t cheat and the Referee calls an unbiased and honest match.

Felix:  We will have to see how the officiating goes. You know I would like a shot at the Roulette Championship but if I don’t get it this time around there will be a next time. The concept in wrestling isn’t to always demand shots at Championships the concept is to give the fans a great match. That is what I do and that is what I will continue to do. Bea I will end my comments now and I will leave you here at ringside to present comments for your match against Kayla Richards.

Felix turns and walks out of camera range so that Bea can present comments on her match against Kayla Richards.


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Climax Control Archives / KAYLA RICHARDS AGAIN?
« on: March 13, 2025, 10:20:21 AM »
KAYLA RICHARDS AGAIN? DAMN! I KEEP DEFEATING HER AND SHE KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE BEATINGS

“It’s fear that makes us lose our conscience. It’s also what transforms us into cowards.” Marjane Satrapi

We remain with the camera shot from when Bea, as the Manager for Felix Hernandez, was showing her support for Felix, as his Manager, for his upcoming match at Climax Control 420, while he was addressing his opponents. The current camera shot, minus Felix Hernandez, shows Bea Barnhart standing in front of wrestling ring for Climax Control 420. Bea looks into the camera and begins to make her comments. Although the assigned camera person has their camera focused on Bea Barnhart to air her comments concerning her upcoming match we notice that Bea is holding a small tablet computer in her hands and it appears Bea is talking to someone. Bea looks up from her tablet screen and realizes that the assigned camera person is already broadcasting her to the viewers.

Bea:  I am so sorry for everyone who is watching. I was informed that I would have around ten minutes of time to do a video call with our English Bulldog, Iris, before they start broadcasting my comments for my match with Kayla. Just allow me say a few things with Iris then I will end my video call with her. How are you doing Iris? Is your Uncle Andrew taking good care of you?

Iris perks up when she hears the voice of Mommy Bea and then Iris starts barking and whining and jumping around to indicate that the neighbor of Bill and Bea Barnhart, Andrew, is taking good care of her while they are on tour. Andrew, the neighbor who takes care of Iris while Bill and Bea are on tour with Sin City Wrestling comes into camera view. He greets Bea then he listens in on the conversation between Mommy Bea and Iris.

Bea:  Andrew I wish to thank you for taking care of Iris while we are on tour with Sin City Wrestling. I will talk with Iris for a little bit bit I have only a short time to find out what is up with her and Pete The Cactus. So, Iris, soon we will have Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus come to Georgia to stay with us when we have a break from the Wrestling tour. I guess you would love to have Pete The Cactus stay with us for a few days?

Iris starts barking and she stands up and runs around the living room nearly knocking furniture, and Andrew, over onto the floor. Iris calms down a bit so Bea continues speaking with her.

Bea:  I only have a few minutes left before I have to end our video call. Is there anything you want to ask me or have me tell to Daddy Bill?

Iris mutters and barks and whines a lot of different various sounds, including some whines that are from her excitement of knowing that soon Pete The Cactus will come and stay at their house for a few days so Iris and Pete can have official dates and re-establish their personal relationship.

Bea:  Sorry, Iris, but my time is up so I will end the video call. You behave while Uncle Andrew is taking care of you. Bye!

Bea ends the video call then she turns to focus into the camera to begin her comments related to her match against Kayla Richards. To open her comments concerning her match we watch as Bea sneers into the camera then she glares a deep stare into the camera.

Bea:  Well. . .well. . .well. . .once again Kayla Richards has decided to get in my business and demand a match against me. Want to know something Kayla? There is a saying that goes BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. . .AS YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT and I assure you…I promise you. . .I guarantee you. . .that what you are going to get from me is a beat-down. . .an ass kicking. . .bruises. . .and possibly broken bones. . .and I plan on making you submit with one of my many submission holds…so that the next time the idea of challenging me for a wrestling match the one or two remaining working brain cells you still have will talk you out of demanding another match with me.

Bea lets out a roaring laugh then after the regains her composure she continues laying down the truth to Kayla.

Bea:  As you noticed I opened my comments today by displaying a quote about cowards by Marjane Satrapi. It states the truth as follows. “It’s fear that makes us lose our conscience. It’s also what transforms us into cowards.” I don’t have to concern myself over that statement like you must have concern over it. I never back down from anyone, or any thing, so that is why I am confident and secure in who I am and what I am capable of both in my personal life and in my wrestling career.

Bea again roars with laughter knowing she is addressing Kayla with comments that tell the truth about how Kayla Richards is “all bark and no bite” like a toothless Chihuahua dog.

Bea:  Kayla I need to know if you honestly contain any comprehension skills that would allow you to evaluate a situation so that when you realize the danger you are putting yourself into that you would do the logical thing which is to walk away from the danger you are putting yourself into. I would suppose that if you went to a Psychologist they would evaluate you and give you a certificate that proves, scientifically, that you are a coward and a liar. What’s that Kayla? You are giving a confused look into your television screen and you are trying to figure out what the hell I am talking about? So glad you asked because I am damn sure glad to explain it to you,

Bea pauses her comments to take a drink of Coke then she puts the can down and continues commenting to Kayla.

Bea:  Kayla you remind me of the three morons who were waking down the sidewalk when the came across something laying on the sidewalk. The three morons stop and the first one looks at the item on the sidewalk and makes the comment “THAT LOOKS LIKE POOP!!!” The other two morons tell the first moron that it does, in fact, look like poop, but there has to be more investigation done to prove whether the item on the sidewalk is poop or not. So the second moron bends down and takes a deep sniff of the item on the sidewalk. When they do that they start waving their hands around trying to get the horrible smell out of their nostrils. Then this second moron comments that “OKAY SO FAR WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE ITEM LOOKS LIKE POOP AND THEN WE JUST DETERMINED THAT THE ITEM SMELLS LIKE POOP SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?”  The third moron scratches their head trying to think up an way to absolutely prove if the item on the sidewalk is, or is not, poop. This third moron kneels down on the sidewalk, then they reached down and piked up the item they thought was poop, and they places it into their mouth to taste it. They immediately started coughing and gagging and vomiting. When the third moron is able to speak again they say “OKAY WE PROVED THAT THE ITEM LOOKED LIKE POOP, AND THEN WE PROVED THE ITEM SMELLED LIKE POOP, AND NOW I JUST PROVED THAT THE ITEM DOES, IN FACT, TASTE LIKE POOP, AND YOU SAW ME PUKE WHEN I ATE IT. WITH THAT INVESTIGATION DONE I CLEARLY DECLARE THAT THE ITEM WE ENCOUNTERED IS, IN FACT, POOP. THEREFORE I AM SURE GLAD WE DIDN’T STEP IN IT!!!”

After these three morons finished their investigation they walked off down the sidewalk satisfied that they determined that they are not stupid and that they proved that the item they thought was poop was, in fact, poop.

Bea:  So, Kayla, why did I present this often repeated story of the three morons for you? Because you are represented by the three morons in the story. You don’t have logical thinking so you make stuff up as you go along your way and that type of thinking always leads to failure. As you saw with the story of the three morons their intent to know what the item on the sidewalk really was they could have resolved the question in ten seconds or less instead of one of them closely looking at it, and the other moron smelling it, and the third one eating it.

Bea drinks more Coke then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Taking the story of the three morons looking at, smelling, and tasting poop, just to prove or disprove whether it was poop, they could have just gone on their way and not end up looking like morons. Think about it Kayla. I am superior to you when it comes to using submission holds and maneuvers to disable opponents while you are not. I am superior to you in dealing with distractions in matches while you are not. I am superior to you when it comes to easily getting myself out of holds that my opponents attempt to put me into while you are not. The end result is that I will easily and quickly defeat you and make you look like the fool we all know that you are.

Bea busts out in loud laughter at the thought of how moronic Kalya Richards is. She regains her composure and continues with her comments.

Bea:  I would like to present a question to you Kayla. Bill’s match was against Finn Whelan. It was not Bill Barnhart against you. It was not you against Bill Barnhart. That match had nothing to do with you. Bill and Finn were having great back and forth battle and the crowd was loving it. What I saw, though, was numerous times when Finn was violating the rules of the match and he was ignoring the warnings and reprimands from the Referee. I also noticed that the Referee refused to take action against Finn for violating the rules of their match. I guess I was the only person who gave a damn that Bill was getting cheated out of a win by everyone involved in the match. It was like there was a conspiracy against him.

Bea glares into the camera.

Bea:  As Bill’s Manager I have the right to step in when I feel that either the Referee, or Bill’s opponent, or someone else on the Roster, gets involved in Bill’s  match to try to screw him out of a legal win. When I saw the Referee refusing to call Whelan on his violations of the rules of the match, and Whelan continuing to violate the rules of the match, as Bill’s Manager I had the right to step in and confront the Referee and Finn Whelan. Then the next thing I know you had entered the ring and attacked me from behind. I guess, Kayla, that you didn’t have the courage to confront me face-to-face because attacking someone from behind is the trademark of a coward of which you are. There’s nothing more pathetic than a coward like you who feels the need to blindside someone else. Were you honestly so damn scared that trying confront me face-to-face would cause you to get your ass kicked again by me? Well you have no choice on this Sunday as you now have to confront me face-to-face and you will have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.

Bea pauses her comments to take a drink then she continues commenting.

Bea:  Kayla now I will go into comments that you probably don’t want me to go into but I honestly don’t care if you don’t want to hear my comments about you. I will not treat you as a woman who deserves respect because for damn sure you have failed to be a respectable woman and your behavior caused you to turn you back on those women who deserve respect. You do not deserve respect for the crap you have perpetrated on me and your last attack on me was not your first attack on me but I plan on making it the last attack you will attempt on me. As I stated earlier in my comments you had no right interfering in Bill’s match. As I stated earlier in my comments I had the right to be at ringside as I am officially the Manager for Bill and also for Felix Hernandez. As I stated earlier when you violated my space and desecrated the match between Finn and Bill you lowered your status from a half-way competent wrestler to a worthless piece of crap wrestler. You disrespected Bill and you disrespected me. And guess what happens to disrespectful people like you Kayla? They get their friggin’ ass kicked.! You have the ass and I am the one who who going to kick your ass so hard that you will lose around ten pounds of weight.

Bea walks back and forth in front of the ring and the camera person keeps focused on her.

Bea:  Take a good look at this wrestling ring Kayla. Since our match, at this time, doesn’t have any type of special stipulations other than the standard rules of wrestling, you could come to the conclusion that our match will take place entirely inside the ring. If you are making that assumption then you would be partially right. You see, Kayla, what you did to me last week during Bill’s match was insulting, demeaning, and cheap, and you fit those descriptions. I want to defeat you in the middle of the ring for the entire world to see that you are not what you claim to be. I want to defeat you in the middle of the ring so that the other wrestlers, and all the fans who are watching, will understand that you are ALL TALK AND NO ACTION and I will have proved that to everyone watching our match that evening.

Bea informs the camera person that she will finish her comments shortly.

Bea:  Here is the deal Kayla. If you remain inside the ring instead of running out of the ring to run away from me I might go a little bit easy on you in our match. If you adhere to the rules and don’t violate the rules I might go easy on you. But I will state again what I stated earlier. If you violate the rules I will destroy you. If you use banned objects to try to hurt me I will destroy you. If you have friends run-in our match to attack me I will destroy you and your friends. However, Kayla, if you adhere to the rules of our match, and you don’t violate the rules, and you don’t have your friends interfere in our match,  and we have a fair and legal match, I will still easily defeat you. If you take one step over the line of obeying he rules of our match and start cheating in our match I will most likely end your wrestling career. Your actions in our match will determine if you will still be healthy enough to wrestle again after our match or if I end up sending you to the retirement home. You choose what will happen to you. See you on March 16, 2025 in Phoenix, Arizona.

Bea motions to the camera person that she is done with her comments and the camera person informs the Network and the Network switches back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / I AM HEADLING CLIMAX CONTROL 419 AGAINST FINN WHELAN
« on: March 07, 2025, 03:10:43 PM »
I AM HEADLING CLIMAX CONTROL 419 AGAINST FINN WHELAN

Narrator:  Before I came on camera to give you lead-in comments for Climax Control 419 I received a call from Bill Barnhart. He told me he has been assigned to the Main Event at Climax Control 419 against Finn Whelan who is the current Heavyweight Champion. The Championship is not on the line in this match so Finn doesn’t have to worry if he loses to Bill Barnhart. This should prove to be an interesting match as Bill and Finn have faced off before. With that said I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart to get his comments on this upcoming match.

The camera shot shifts from being focused on the Narrator to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart sitting on the couch, along with their English Bulldog Iris, at their hotel room which is located near the Billy Graham Civic Auditorium in San Francisco, California. Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans and a black pullover shirt and Bea is also wearing blue jeans but she has a white pullover shirt on. Iris doesn’t have any clothing items on but we do notice that Iris is focused on her laptop computer and we make the assumption that she is having a video chat with her fiancé Pete the Cactus who is owned by Senor Vinnie.

Bill:  Thanks to everyone who tuned in to hear my comments on my upcoming Main Event match against Finn Whelan at Climax Control 419. Iris has been cleared to travel with us so she will not be left at home a lot of the time. Also since I grew up in Oakland, California, I am familiar with the Billy Graham Civic Auditorium in San Francisco, California. Me and my father went to wrestling events at numerous places in the San Francisco Bay Area but our favorite was at the Cow Palace in San Francisco. Actually the Cow Palance is located in Daly City which is part of San Francisco. Bea before I launch into my comments on my upcoming match against Finn Whelan do you have any opening comments?

Bea:  I felt the match that Felix Hernandez had with Senor Vinnie was a good one. Vinnie is a difficult wrestler to get a win over him but Felix did the best he could. The best part of the match was at the end the two shook hands, hugged each other, and they remain friends. That’s how things are supposed to work.

Bill:  Good luck on that item Bea. Some of our Referees are either blind, or pretending to be blind, as they sure miss a lot of calls. Oh well. . .we just have to continue to step into the ring and perform in our matches and let Management deal with Referees who fail to meet the standards for fairly calling matches.

Bill walks over to his Keurig coffee maker and he brews himself a cup. When the coffee is done Bill sips the coffee as he returns to the couch and he takes another sip of coffee before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  For the benefit of the viewers, and for the benefit of Finn Whelan, let me give you the information on how we match up against each other. I come into this match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. Finn comes into this match at 6 feet 4 inches and 201 pounds. Finn for you to be giving up 39 pounds of weight to me may seem insignificant to you, but when I do the math the weight advantage I have over you does factor into our match. For you to have to maneuver me with those extra 39 pounds of weight will wear you down quickly. Unless the Referee assigned to our match cheats on your behalf the only outcome for our match is that I win and you lose.

Bill pauses his comments then he looks over at Bea.

Bill:  Bea? How come you are being quiet over there? I figured you would make comments considering you are serving as my Manager.

Bea:  I have things to say but you are doing such a great job with your comments I didn’t want to interrupt you. Please continue and I will jump in when I feel I want to.

Bill:  Okay. I will continue addressing Finn Whelen then. So, Finn, I decided to take the first letters of your name and see what words I could come up with to help describe you to fans who may not know you as well as I do.

Bea:  Oooooo. . .that sounds interesting.

Bill:  Before I do the name word association I want to tell Finn that although he did win the Heavyweight Championship he won it against Goth who was getting ready to retire. Not sure if that is a reason for you to brag about that win. With that comment out of the way, Finn, here is a list of words that describe you using the first letters of your name.

Bill has the camera person tell the studio to put the graphic on the screen. The graphic pops up and we start reading it.

FINN WHELAN

Fake
Idiotic
Nothing
Nobody

Worthless
Helpless
Easy (to defeat you)
Lliar
Angry
Nasty

Bill:  You can talk all the smack you want Finn. I don’t give a damn what you think of me. I don’t give a damn how much you hate me. I don’t give a damn that you are the current Heavyweight Champion. But, Finn, there is one good thing about our match that works in your favor. When I defeat you, since the Championship is not on the line, you take the defeat I hand you but you remain as the Heavyweight Champion.

Bill informs the camera person that he will take a short break and when he returns he and Bea want to present additional information for the benefit of the other wrestlers and fans and then they will continue to talk about Bill’s match against Finn Whelan.

After the short break Bill and Bea appear on camera again. The camera person pans their camera over to get a shot of Iris on her computer talking with her boyfriend, Pete The Cactus, who is the partner of Senor Vinnie.

Bill:  First I want to mention that I enjoyed the match between my friends Felix Hernandez and Senor Vinnie. Vinnie was honestly to large of an opponent for Felix but Felix did well but that submission hold by Vinnie caused Felix to submit in the match. Next I want to inform everyone that I am looking forward to the Elimination Chamber that will be taking place soon. Both me and Vinnie are involved in the match so I expect it to be a tough, brutal, and fun match. Lastly I want to let everyone know that Iris, our English Bulldog, is dating Pete The Cactus again. I am enjoying Iris and her friendship with Pete.

When Bill mentions the name of Iris and Pete The Cactus Iris perks up and looks over at Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea then she returns to her video call with Pete The Cactus.

Bea:  I like seeing Vinnie and Iris together again. Good thing Iris is fixed and cannot have babies as those would be some strange hybrid babies consisting of part English Bulldog and part Cactus.

Bill and Bea cannot help laugh at the thought of hybrid babies that are part Cactus and part English Bulldog.

Bill informs the camera person that he and Bea will make closing comments. The camera person focuses on Bill and Bea and they begin their closing comments.

Bill:  Well, Finn, in a short time we will be the Main Event for Climax Control 419. This Main Event is going to be a good match. I know you believe you will come into our match and win but I don’t see that happening. I have wrestled some of the most evil and demonic wrestlers ever known in the sport of wrestling. I have wrestled larger wrestlers than me and came out well. As for you, Finn, I know you have held a few Championships in Sin City Wrestling but I have held several Championships also, You know I can easily defeat you if you do not cheat and if our Referee calls a fair match. When all the items pertaining to a wrestling match are equal then I will easily win. However, Finn, if you decide to violate the rules of our match, and you go into cheating mode, then I will have no choice but to destroy you. We have to wait until Climax Control 419 to find out which of us exits the ring as the winner.

Bill and Bea inform the camera person that they are done with their comments for Bill’s upcoming match and the camera person can stop broadcasting. The camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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