You want to talk about being a fucking joke. Just look at my opponent this week,
A voice says in the distance as the cameraman works hard to gain his focus on the woman wearing a red flannel shirt over a dark brown tank top. The woman just happened to be Candy Overton as she is standing just outside of a Christmas Tree farm.
I almost should be given a fucking medal for facing all of these sorry pieces of trailer park trash. I mean just who in the hell does Traci Patterson think she is anyway. Is she a walking tree with rustic boobs? Is she a treasure chest with nothing but fool's gold? You see Traci, this match isn't going to be a match at all. It's going to be a motherfucking massacre with you being the lonely victim of it all. I should be facing Melanie Gabrielle but I get the hippo's ass instead,
Candy is pacing back and forth in front of this farm while her hair blows in the breeze.
Traci, I don't care if you wanted to go home for the fucking holidays. You should know that life as a wrestler is one tough act. Not just anyone can do what we do on a daily basis. Now as for our upcoming encounter, you are just coming off an embarrassing night whereas I am fresh like a daisy. Where you might have the edge in the strength department? I have the edge in the experience department. Tell me Traci, how does it feel to be always swimming at the bottom of the lake when everyone around is already floating at the top? Maybe that's why you are just a tag team specialist. You do well in tag teams but on your own you are a walking disaster waiting to happen.
Now you did make a valid point, Candy is bad for you but unfortunately the only one who will be experiencing any kind of tooth canal disruption it is going to be you sweet cheeks. I am done playing second fiddle to everyone from now on I am going to whatever it takes to win. Even if it means I break a few necks along the way. This holiday season Traci, you will be eating shit through a straw because honey, I'm going to crack you jaw. See you soon and may Santa run your ass over.
