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Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v NAKITA NILES - HARDCORE

« on: May 30, 2024, 11:11:31 AM »

NAKITA NILES IS DAMAGED GOODS

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart has finished his comments for his KING FOR THE DAY LADDER MATCH so now it is Bea’s time to present her comments for her upcoming match at Into The Void XIII against Nakita Niles. Both Bea and Bill are still in their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and they will travel to Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, where Into The Void XIII is being held.

Since Bill is done with his comments concerning his KING FOR THE DAY LADDER MATCH it is Bea’s turn to present her comments concerning her Hardcore Rules match against Nakita Niles.

OPENING COMMENTS

Bea:  I wish to than the viewers today for tuning in to hear Bill’s comments on his King For The Day Ladder Match and now it is my turn to present the facts, truths, and predictions for the benefit of my opponent, Nakita Niles, so that she cannot claim she didn’t get the facts presented to her.

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  Nakita I will admit that I showed up at your Blast From The Past Tournament match which caused you to be distracted in your match and your team lost and did not advance in the Tournament. What I was doing at the time you accused me of deliberately causing you to lose that match was trying to get the Referee’s attention as your team was cheating and I don’t tolerate cheaters. I don’t take kindly to false accusations hurled at me.

Bea gives a mean look into the camera this time.

Bea:  So, Nakita, what did you do to me that was the result of you misunderstanding why I was at ringside? You interfered in my Blast From The Past Tournament match and caused my team to lose. The Referee of that match failed to call a Disqualification on our opponents due to interference so my team was forced to take the loss and we got dropped out of the Tournament.

Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bea: So you started talking shit and claiming how you are going to destroy me. The reason we have our Hardcore Rules match at Into The Void XIII is because you whined, bitched, moaned, and complained to management until they gave you this match to shut you up. Even with all your bragging about how you want to destroy me I would like to tell the world what happened to you at Climax Control 395 when you faced Victoria Lyons. Did I show up for your match and distract you? NO!!! Did I attack you backstage before your match to cause you to be a less than 100 percent for that match? NO!!! What I did notice, Nakita, is that you were in fact distracted during your match against Victoria Lyons. I saw you constantly scanning the ringside area to see if I showed up at ringside. I saw you constantly scanning the entrance area to see if I was going to make an appearance for your match. Did I show up to harass you during your match against Victoria Lyons? NO!!! Did you know that when you anticipate that something is going to happen, but there is nothing that is happening, it just makes you look foolish. Now it comes down to you, the liar, and me he speaker of truth, and the truth shall prevail. And the end result is that you lost to Victoria Lyons and you will lose to me at Into The Void XIII.

NAKITA YOU ARE AS DUMB AS DOG SHIT AND YOU ARE INCOMPETENT TOO

Bea:  Nakita. . .Nakita. . .Nakita. When will you learn? I guess that is a stupid question to ask you because you have not learned your lesson yet. Please listen to my comments carefully so that you will have no excuse to claim that you didn’t hear and understand what I said. You know that me and Bill have an English Bulldog named Iris. I will admit that Iris is not the most intelligent dog around but she makes up for that by being one of the most protective dogs anyone could own. Let me tell you about some of the situations that happened while me or Bill took Iris for walks.

Bea looks over at Iris as Iris perked up when Bea mentioned her name.

Bea:  There are a lot of people who fail to obey the Leash Laws where we live in Lawrenceville, Georgia. In the sport of Wrestling the wrestlers often fail to obey the rules of their matches. Violating the rules of their wrestling match eh? Did you hear that Nakita? I hope so because you are guilty of violating the rules of the sport of Wrestling. Getting back to the Leash Laws in Lawrenceville, Georgia, those Leash Laws apply to every time you bring your dog outside but it also applies at all the Gwinnett County Parks. Even so half the time we take Iris for walks some moron dog owner does not have their dog on a leash and the dog rushes on Iris and attacks Iris. In every case where a dog rushed on Iris it was Iris who kicked the dog shit out of the aggressive dog while me or Bill, whichever of us was walking Iris at the time, verbally kicked the shit out of the irresponsible dog owners.

Bea gives a fist pump into the camera concerning her comment about her and Bill kicking ass on irresponsible dog owners.

Bea:  These irresponsible dog owners immediately claimed they would file a lawsuit since our dog, Iris, kicked the crap out of their dog and that myself, or Bill, or both of us at the same time, gave the moron dog owner a verbal and physical ass kicking. When they insist they will sue us we show them that we had our cell phones on and the camera on the cell phone caught all the action including them violating the Leash Lawns, their dog attacking us and Iris, and Iris protecting herself and us. When these idiot dog owners see the video they take their dog and immediately go home.

Bea again flashes a huge grin into the camera.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  So why did I present this information to you Nakita? Because you claim to be a Marine but I doubt you spent even one entire day in Marine Corps training or on an actual mission. Bill’s father retired from the United States Navy as a Master Chief Petty Officer. A few of his assignments was on a Tank Landing Ship which hauls Marines and their equipment to various places around he world.

Bea glances over at Bill and Bill gives her a thumbs up for commenting on his father who has been deceased for some time.

Bea:  Want to know what Bill’s father, Master Chief William Barnhart, told us? He said Marines are weak. The moment their ship left the Naval Station and ended up on the open ocean most of the Marines got seasick and puked themselves unconscious. Some of them even got seasick and puked before the ship left the pier. Bill’s father also told us that on several of his assignments, where they were in a Hostile Fire zone due to a war going on, that the majority of the Marines ran the opposite direction of the enemy or they found places to hide so that they would not be sent into battle against the enemy. At the same time Navy, Army, and Air Force, personnel marched toward the enemy while the enemy was attacking them and shooting at them. In every case the Navy, Army, and Air Force, over-powered the enemy while the Marines cowered from he battle.

Bea stares intently into the camera.

Bea:  So what is my point Nakita? My point is that I am not like the Marines who talk tough but cower when the going gets tough. I talk tough at times but I am tough and I back up my smack talk. If you think I am an easy target then bring it on! If you think your tough talk will intimidate me then bring it on! And, Nakita, just when you think you have the advantage over me and that you are about to win the match you will hear the Referee count a THREE count, or the Referee will stop the match because you tap out to one of my submission holds, then you will hear the bell ring to officially end the match. Then when the Referee’s decision is delivered and they declare me the winner of our match you will have been physically, mentally, and morally defeated by me.

Bea informs the camera person she will give her last comment and then they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  I have to be honest, Nakita, that I feel bad having to cram the truth down your throat but I am here to tell the truth and I understand that to many people, especially you, the truth hurts. You claim to be a Marine but I wonder if you are delusional and thinking the impossible. I know that the battle cry of Marine is OORAY! But for you, Nakita, after I beat the stuffing out of you then your battle cry will change from OORAH! To OH SHIT! Just deal with it Nakita as you have no choice but to accept and deal with me defeating you in our upcoming match.

Bea motions to the camera person that she is finished with her comments and the camera person calls into the Network to let them know they are done broadcasting and the Network cuts the feed to their camera and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Supercard Archives / Re: LJ v BULLDOG v CARTER v ARTIE v GUY W/CAPE v TEDDY - KING MATCH

« on: May 30, 2024, 11:07:52 AM »

KING FOR THE DAY LADDER MATCHES ARE FUN – PART ONE

Narrator:  Thanks for joining me as I give opening comments concerning Bill Barnhart’s KING FOR THE DAY LADDER MATCH at Into The Void XIII. In this match Bill is facing off against Lyle Kasey Jr., Helluva Bottom Carter, Artie, Teddy Warren, and Guy With Cape. The winner of this match becomes KING FOR THE DAY and they get to schedule matches and decide the rules and stipulations of those matches. Bill and Bea Barnhart have returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend a week with Iris before they travel to Hawaii where Sin City Wrestling is holding INTO THE VOID XIII at Pearl Harbor where the event takes place on the Battleship USS MISSOURI. Wow!

The scene shifts to the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The assigned camera person sets up their camera and they get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, while the three sit on the couch in the living room.

OPENING COMMENTS

Bill:  Before I launch into my comments concerning my King For The Day Ladder Match at Into The Void XIII I wish to introduce you to a friend of mine. He is a person I worked with in a previous Wrestling Federation and I found out that he moved here to the State of Georgia and he live in Athens, Georgia, which is about 40 miles East of where we live in Lawrenceville. I will do a quick video call on my computer but I will hide his image so that you will not see who he is until the Climax Control card that comes after Into The Void XIII.

Bill opens his laptop computer and he logs into a Zoom call with his friend. We listen in on the conversation.

Bill:  Hi Felix! Nice to hear you moved to Georgia and now live about 40 miles East of us out there in Athens, Georgia. I briefly mentioned to the viewers that you are a person I worked with in a previous Wrestling Federation and that we are friends. I don’t want to reveal too much of who you are and what you are about but we can discuss general items. To start off I would like the viewers to know that your name is Felix Hernandez and you are a wrestler like I am. We have known each other for many years and now, finally, we are going to serve in the same Wrestling Federation again.

Felix:  I don’t know how much you have revealed about me as a wrestler so I will give general comments and if you want me to expand on those comments please let me know.

Bill:  Okay.

Felix:  My name is Felix Hernandez. I am not to be confused with several persons of the same name who are in professional sports such as Major League Baseball. I use the nickname of THE CAT because I enjoy the cartoon Felix The Cat.

Bill:  We are planning to team together as a tag team and I feel it makes for an interesting tag team as we have me, the Bulldog, and Felix, the Cat, but unlike real dogs and cats who often don’t get along with each other the two of us work exceptionally well together.

Felix:  Should I mention the briefcase Bill?

Bill:  You can mention the briefcase but we will wait until you are officially on the Roster and have a match scheduled to bring up additional information about your character and your briefcase.

Felix:  I understand. That’s fine with me. As most of you who are familiar with the cartoon character Felix The Cat he carried a bag that he called his Magic Bag Of Tricks. During nearly every episode of Felix The Cat he would get into a perilous situation and then he would open his Bag Of Tricks and pull out an item that would counter the person, or item, that was causing him trouble. In my case, as I am named Felix THE CAT Hernandez, my Magic Bag Of Tricks consists of a stainless-steel briefcase. Bill? Is that enough information for now or would you like me to go into more detail on me and the stainless-steel briefcase?

Bill:  That is enough details for now. Thanks for doing this video call with me. Once you have your information officially posted with Sin City Wrestling then we can go into specific details on you and your stainless-steel briefcase you call your Magic Bag Of Tricks. Thanks for taking the video call with me. We will officially see you in Sin City Wrestling in a few weeks.

Felix:  I am the one who should be thanking you and Bea. I am looking forward to shaking up those in Sin City Wrestling soon. Bye!

Bill ends the Zoom call with Felix Hernandez. Bill then returns his focus into the camera to present comments leading up to his King For The Day Ladder Match.

COMMENTS CONCERNING BILL’S KING FOR THE DAY LADDER MATCH

Bill:  At Into The Void XIII I am in a King For The Day Ladder Match I am facing numerous opponents but only one of us, me of course, obtains the King For The Day title. I will give you a list of my opponents but I listed them in alphabetical order by their first name, Why am I doing that? Because I don’t want any of my opponents to think they were mentioned before others were mentioned because they are special. Nope! Bill don’t play that. Therefore my opponents, in alphabetical order by their first names, or their only name for their character, are as follows:  Artie. . .Guy With Cape. . .Helluva Bottom Carter. . .Lyle Kasey Jr.. . .and Teddy Warren.

Bill holds five fingers to show that he has five opponents.

Bill:  The first is Artie. I have absolutely no respect for Artie. My gawd now in the hell did this guy ever manage to convince Management to put him on the Roster? The second person I will mention is someone they call Guy With Cape. What the **** No name. No history. Just shows up and is added to this match? Get real. The third person who is alphabetically placed is Helluva Bottom Carter. I have the utmost respect for Carter even though some people don’t think I like any of the other wrestlers. The fourth person I will mention is Lyle Kasey. I enjoy Lyle wrestling but I honestly don’t feel he has what it takes to win this match. The fifth, and final, wrestler involved in this match with me is Teddy Warren. To be honest I would say that Teddy Warren has less reason to be in this match than Artie does. Teddy is the joke all Stand-Up Comedians use to get the audience laughing.

Bill lets loose with very loud laughter.

Bill:  The rules of this match is simple. The King’s Crown is hanging above the ring. There are ladders available for the wrestlers in the match to use to climb up and attempt to gain possession of the Crown so that they will be the King For The Day and with that Kingly Title they get to decide who will be in matches and what the rules and stipulations for those matches will be. Yes I will thoroughly enjoy torturing the rest of the Male Roster with amusing, dangerous, threatening, and evil matches with even more brutal stipulations for those matches.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  When the bell rings to officially start our King For The Day Ladder Match the five of you are going to get the crap beat out of you. You need to rehearse words such as OUCH. . .HELP. . .OH SHIT. . .DAMN. . .and many others because the beatdown I am going to give the five of you will have you all spouting off words you have never heard before. But there is a bit of hope in that I plan on winning the match quickly so that the five of you will not have to suffer for a long time. Enjoy your peace and tranquility while you can because when our match starts there will be no more peace or tranquility for you five.

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person puts the camera in standby as they will be focusing on Bea Barnhart right away.

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Climax Control Archives / EARNING MY SHOT AT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

« on: May 24, 2024, 08:45:44 AM »

I WILL BE EARNING MY SHOT AT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN AN OVER-THE-TOP BATTLE ROYAL

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart has an amazing opportunity to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship in an Over-The-Top Battle Royal. I know Bill is approaching this match in an interesting way so I will turn you over to Bill to get his comments directly from him.

GENERAL COMMENTS

The scene shifts and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart inside the Musselman Stadium in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Both are standing between the wrestling ring and the announcers table where Jason Adams and Belinda Simone present commentary on the matches. Both Bill and Bea are casually dressed and in blue jeans, pullover shirt, and white sneakers. When the camera person informs the two that they are live broadcasting Bill and Bea take their seats at the announcers table.

Bill:  Bea before I launch into my comments for my Over-The-Top Battle Royal to determine who gets a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship is there anything you wish to comment on?

Bea:  I would like to start by stating I feel bad that me and Bill did not get as far in the Blast From The Past Tournament as we wanted to but that is how that type of Tournament works.

Bill:  That is all you have to say at this time?

Bea:  Of course not. I want to comment to Nakita Niles. Nakita we will have a Grudge Match at Into The Void XII. Although the only information we have been given is that our match is a Grudge Match I am hoping that they will make it a Hardcore Rules match so that we can put our feud behind us. I want a match where there are no limits so that when I defeat you then you will stop hurling insults and accusations my way. And, NO, Nakita, I am not going to be at ringside for your match against Victory Lyons. I will watch your match from the dressing room. That way, when you lose to Victoria, you cannot try to accuse me by claiming I distracted you and interfered in your match.

Bill:  Are you done Bea?

Bea:  Yep! The camera time is all yours.

OPENING COMMENTS

Bill:  I am in the Main Event which is an Over-The-Top Battle Royal with the winner getting a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. Currently. . .and I say currently as things could change and substitutions of wrestlers may take place, the participants in this Over-The-Top Battle Royal include ME, Caleb Storms, Jamie Dean, Justin Smith, Lyle Kasey Jr., Rodrigo Afonso, and Teddy Warren.

Bill gives a wide-eyed stare into the camera.

Bill:  What the. . . My six opponents combined so not add up to one Bill Barnhart so this will be an extremely easy match for me to win. I could go over all the matches I have had against these guys but there is no need for me to do that. The only thing that matters is who the last wrestler in the the when the match is over. And, of course, that last remaining wrestler will be me and I will go on to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Bea:  Bill? Do you know if the elimination portion of your match requires that a wrestler gets thrown over the ring ropes and that they must land on the arena floor to be disqualified or if just throwing them over the ropes to the ring apron is enough for the disqualification?

Bill:  Most matches like this require that the person thrown over the ropes must land on the arena floor to be disqualified from the match. That is how I am approaching my match. This match will be an easy win for me.

Bea:  Please allow me to make something clear so that nobody in Sin City Wrestling will be confused. I will be at ringside for Bill’s match as I am legally and officially Bill’s Manager for his matches. I am not at ringside to interfere in the match. I am at ringside to ensure that, if by miracle or warp in time, someone manages to toss Bill over the ropes that the Referee does not automatically disqualify Bill from the match when he has not yet landed on the arena floor. I will not tolerate an on-the-take corrupt Referee cheating Bill out of a win.

Bill:  Thank you Bea. When there are seven wrestlers in the ring at the same time and there is always a chance the Referee might make a mistake. If they do make a mistake then you, as my Manager, have the right to challenge the Referee. At that point the Referee needs to stop the match for a short time to review the video of the action of the match. Replays on close or controversial calls is common in other sports so it should also be a common thing in the sport of Wrestling.

Bea:  Well, Bill, from what we have seen in the past we already know that several of the Referees have a bias against certain wrestlers so they tend to not see things that are so clear that a blind person can see them. I will ensure that whichever Referee is assigned to your match that they will call the match fairly and equally for all the participants.

Bill:  Thank you Bea.

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO WIN THIS OVER-THE-TOP BATTLE ROYAL?

Bill looks sternly into the camera.

Bill:  I will now tell you what is will take to win this Battle Royal. Does it take being the largest wrestler in the match? Nope! Does it take being the quickest wreslter in the match? Nope! Does it take being the most intelligent wrestler in the match? Nope! Does it take being the most cowardly wrestler in the match so they can hide from the assaults from the other wrestlers? Nope!

Bea:  So, Bill, if all those items you mentioned are not determining factors on who will win the Battle Royal then what is the item, or items, that define who the winner will be?

Bill:  It is simple Bea. I had Satan come after me to obtain my soul for a long time. I finally got him to commit to a face-off I knew I would win and he would lose and the dipshit took the bait, agreed to the face-off, and he lost to me. Since the stipulation was if I won against him again that he would never be able to challenge me for my soul again for eternity. My half-brother, Chris Shipman, vowed to kill me and he tried dozens of times to accomplish that. But look at the current situation. I am still here. I am still alive. I am still active in the sport of wrestling. But where is Chris Shipman? Nowhere to be found. I have no clue if he is still along or long deceased and to be honest I do not care. I’ve also had incidents where biker gangs, gang members, drug dealers, and other criminals, tried to take me out and my intelligence and agility took them all out of action.

Bea:  How do those incidents relate to your upcoming match?

Bill:  Simple. The wrestler who will win this Battle Royal will be the wrestler who is able to easily fend off attacks while at the same time aggressively attack the others. It will be the wrestler who can take the blows and hits and give the other wrestlers ten times more hits and blows than what they did to him. It will be the wreslter who does not allow distractions to take his attention away from the match. The bottom line, Bea, is that I will win this Battle Royal and I will face the World Heavyweight Champion and and I will defeat him and become the next Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion.

Bea:  Glad I will be at ringside to witness your win first hand.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  For my opponents let me enlighten you. Caleb Storms? Yesterday’s trash. Jamie Dean? Tomorrow’s trash. Justin Smith? A moment in time that turned out to be a failure. Lyle Kasey Junior? A joke of a wrestler. Rodrigo Afonso? The man with the special briefcase but he does not know how or when to use it. And, finally, Teddy Warren. The wrestler who is probably the most unliked wrestler in the sport of wrestling.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  I enter this Battle Royal as one of seven participants but I will leave this Battle Royal as the winner to face the World Heavyweight Champion for the Championship. It does not get easyer to understand than that.

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for his match at Climax Control 395, The camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / ME AND ROUX WILL ADVANCE IN THE BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT

« on: May 17, 2024, 03:09:27 PM »

ME AND ROUX WILL DEFEAT LUNA PASILNO AND SEAN PARKER AND MOVE AND WILL MOVE CLOSER TO THE BLAST FROM THE PAST FINAL MATCH

Narrator:  Welcome to my opening comments for today concerning the Blast From The Past Tournament match where Bill Barnhart and Roux face off against the team of Luna Pasilno and Sean Parker. This should prove to be an interesting and exciting match. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments concerning his upcoming match.

OPENING COMMENTS

The scene shifts and we are taken to the lobby of the Courtyard Hotel located in Troy, Turkey. As the camera pans around the lobby the camera person stops panning the room when they see Bill and Bea Barnhart sitting in the lobby. The camera person sets up their camera to that the camera shot will be steady. The camera person informs Bill and Bea they are live broadcasting.

Bill:  Before I launch into comments concerning my upcoming Blast From The Past Tournament, where me and my partner Roux take on Luna Pasilno and Sean Parker, I want to share a video with you of a recent interaction I had with our English Bulldog Iris, during a video call, once my Blast From The Past Tournament match for Climax Control 394 was announced..

The video begins to play and we watch to see what happens.

Bill:  Iris are you ready for a question and answer session?

Iris:  Woof!

Bill:  Iris what do you think of my opponent Sean Parker?

Iris:  RUFF!

Bill:  Iris I agree with your evaluation of Sean Parker. I see Sean as rough around the edges and I also see that this match is going to be rough on Sean as I am going to be extremely rough on him during the match. What else do you have to say about Sean Parker?

Iris:  *Iris squats and pees* She then stands up and kicks her feet back like she does when she covers her pee or poop when Bill takes her for a potty break walk.

Bill:  Ahhh!!! You are telling me that Sean Parker is terrified to be facing me in this match and that when he realizes what he got himself into he is likely to piss in his wrestling trunks. Is there anything else you wish to state Iris?

Iris:  *Iris lets out a growl and a snort*

Bill:  Oooooo!!! You really do not like Sean Parker eh? I also do not like him and I plan on making quick work of him in the match. Thanks for your time to answer my questions Iris.

Iris: Iris lets out a Woof! Bark! and a Yip! Then Iris rolls on her back to ask for a tummy rub but since Bill is on a video call with Iris he cannot reach out and rub her tummy.

Bill:  Sorry Iris but we are half way around the world so you have to get our neighbor, Andrew, to rub your tummy and hug and kiss you as he is the one taking care of you until we return from this tour. Thanks for your time Iris!

The video call video ends and the camera person returns to a live shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart.

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS ON BILL’S BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT MATCH

Bill:  Well, Sean, soon we will step into the ring and finalize this Blast From The Past Tournament match. We do not have any history against each other in the ring. However there is important information I wish to relate to the viewers. I come into this match at 6 feet 4 inches in height and 240 pounds in weight. You come into this match at 5 feet 10 inches in height and 215 pounds in weight. With me having a 6 inch height advantage and 25 pounds of weight advantage over you when you are in the ring against me you become a major liability for your team.

Bea:  Yep! Poor Sean is not going to fare well against you in the match.

Bill:  And, Sean, if you somehow manage to get away from me and tag out to Luna for her to get into the match she will end up getting the stuffing beat out of her by Roux. So regardless of which one of you is the legal wrestler in the match you are going to be defeated by our team.

Bea:  As the official, and legal, Manager for Bill I will be in the corner of Bill and Roux to ensure the Referee calls the match properly, that there is no cheating from Luna or Sean, and that their team does not hire interference in the match.

Bill:  If you see poor calls by the Referee you need to inform them where they are failing. If you see Sean or Luna cheating and violating the rules then you need to inform the Referee of their cheating and rule breaking. And for sure if you spot people trying to interfere in the match you have to inform the Referee of the interference then you have full authority to beat down those who are trying to interfere in the match on behalf of Lune and Sean.

Bea:  You know I am always aware of what is going on in, and around, your matches while I am serving as your Manager.

HOW DOES BILL BARNHART SEE OPPONENTS?

Bill:  I will address you first, Sean, since Luna is not facing off against me in the ring as she has to face Roux. I am going to relate a situation that happened while I was driving around Lawrenceville, Georgia. As I am driving to get to the various locations I had a driver make an unusually stupid maneuver in their car. This idiot driver nearly hit several cars including mine. Then they tried to maneuver their car to get back into the correct lane of traffic but they were in such an odd position that it was taking them a long time and they had traffic backed up in both directions.

Bea:  There sure are a lot of stupid drivers out there Bill.

Bill:  Just like there are a lot of stupid wrestlers out there Bea. The next thing I know with this dumb ass driver is that they open their car door and get out of their car. So instead of trying to get their car back in the correct lane, to help clear up the traffic jam they caused, they are just standing there looking around like they did not do anything stupid.

Bea:  Tell the viewers, and Sean and Luna, what you did next.

Bill:  I got in the face of this idiot driver and gave them a verbal ass kicking. I screamed at them IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF YOUR CAR, THROW YOUR CAR KEYS AWAY, RETURN YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TO THE GEORGIA DEPARTMENT OF DRIVER SERVICES, STHEN TAKE UBER INSTEAD OF BEING A HAZARD ON THE ROADS!!!

Bea:  What did the driver do after you verbally kicked their ass?

Bill:  They tried to turn it around to make me look like the person causing the trouble. I reminded them that they are causing the trouble and I am resolving their stupidity. They got back into their car and made a phone call. I yelled at them to make sure they call UBER to drive them around since they have no clue how to drive and they are a hazard to other drivers. Then I turned around and got back into my car and managed to get back into clear traffic.

Bea:  How does that incident relate to your wrestling?

Bill:  When I have to wrestle against moronic, stupid, inept, incompetent, and downright stupid, wrestlers I give them basically the same comment I gave to the stupid driver but it goes like this:  IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRESTLE THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WRESTLING RING AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THE SPORT OF WRESTLING INSTEAD OF BEING A HAZARD IN THE WRESTLING RING!!! I mean, come on Bea, if someone is an incompetent wrestler then their mistakes can cause harm to those they wrestle against. So they need to get out of the sport of wrestling and go into a safer line of work like maybe being a vendor of snacks at the wrestling events.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! The mental image I just got from your comments has me amused.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Bea is there anything you wish to add to our comments for today before I launch into my closing comments?

Bea:  Yes I do have an item I wish to bring up. For Into The Void XIII Management booked a Grudge Match between me and Nakita Niles. There is a saying that you should look before you dive into a swimming pool because there may not be water in the pool and you will crash and get hurt. Well, Nakita, you got the Grudge Match at Into The Void XIII and another saying goes BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR AS YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT. And, yes, you got it and will get it when I destroy you in our Grudge Match. My desire is that Management makes it a Hardcore Rules match so I can prove how great I am in Hardcore Rules matches. Thanks, Bill, for giving me time to present the truth to Nakita Niles. The rest of the air time is yours Bill.

Bill:  Sean. . .you have no idea what your involvement in our match is going to mean for you. You are likely to have your wrestling career ended by the amount of damage I put on you. And NO, Sean, your Tag Team Partner, Luna, will not want to get into the ring and go one-on-one with Roux. If Luna does get tagged in then she will most likely immediately tag out to you so that you will be the one who receives the beat down to cause your team to lose the match instead of her.

Bill motions with a fist slamming into his other hand to show that he will squash Sean Parker like a bug.

Bill:  Sean I ask you to please do not be upset when your Tag Team loses to me and Roux. If you are going to get upset over a loss in the sport of wrestling then you need to get out of the sport of wrestling and do some other line of work.

Bill laughs loudly.

Bill:  I promise you that me and Roux will defeat you and Luna quickly so that your pain and suffering will not last for a long time. You will thank us for the quick loss you take to us once you realize we did you a favor of saving you from additional humiliation in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Your team’s loss to me and Roux will be so quick it will be quicker than a flash of lightning that knocks out the power. It will happen so quickly that you and Luna will have to watch the replay of the ending of our match as you will not be able to remember what happened to you two. I want you two to enjoy your lost as Roux and I are damn sure going to enjoy our win over you!

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for his Blast From The Past Tournament match. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that Bill is done with his comments and they cut the feed to that camera and return to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / KALLIE REZNIK & ARTIE ARE LOSERS

« on: May 03, 2024, 06:29:32 PM »

KALLIE REZNIK AND ARTIE ARE LOSERS

Narrator:  I had call with Bea Barnhart before I came on camera to give my opening comments. Wow! Bea is extremely fired up to be in the Blast From The Past Tournament. One of the reasons is that her husband, Bill Barnhart, along with his partner Roux, won their match and moved up in the Tournament. With that said I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is at the event center which has been set up in Normandy, France, where Sin city Wrestling is holding Climax Control 392.

The scene shifts and we get a shot of Bea Barnhart, along with her husband Bill Barnhart, and both are sitting on beach chairs in Normandy, France, where some of the main action during World War II took place. Bea is relaxing in a nicely fitting, and revealing, bikini, while Bill decided to wear a regular loose fitting shorts type of swimsuit, along with a tee shirt and flip flops. The camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting.

COMMENTS ON HARPER MASON

Bea:  I wish to thank everyone who has tuned in today to listen to my comments on my Blast From The Past Tournament match at Climax Control 392. Before I go into comments concerning my Blast From The Past team, with my partner Konrad Raab, and our opponents who are Kallie Reznik and Artie, I want to address something that was said about me at Climax Control 391.

Bill:  Considering what she said about you I am sure you have some nice things to say about her.

Bea:  Nice and sarcastic my comments will be. Harper Mason. The self-entitled little brat. So you decided to grab a mic and get in front of the camera at Climax Control 391. Seems you are still upset over your loss to me at Climax Control 373 on September 24, 2023. What the hell did you think would happen when you signed up to wrestle in Sin City Wrestling? Did you think you would automatically win every match? You came in with high expectations and when you faced me I beat some reality into you. You have to learn to take your losses in the wrestling ring as you accept your wins. Trying to blame me for your loss to me is idiotic and moronic. You failed to get the win because you could not defeat me one-on-one. Then you even rambled on stating you were hoping the drawing of Blast From The Past teams would get your team facing me and Konrad Raab. Sorry you did not get your dream draw to face us. For sure me and Konrad will defeat Kallie Reznik and Artie but also for sure is that your team consisting of you and Lyle Kasey will lose to Diamond Steele and Jayden Harris. Try to prove me wrong if you dare.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea.

OPENING COMMENTS ON BEA’S BLAST FROM THE PAST MATCH

Bea:  Oh, trust me, there is a hell of a lot more nicely stated stuff by me coming. Okay Kallie I will start with the normal information of how we measure up against each other. I am 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds and you are 5 feet 6 inches and 128 pounds. As far as height and weight goes we are even. But when it comes to wrestling abilities and wrestling record I far out-shine you. I am a submission specialist and for damn sure I want to make you submit in this match so that you will learn you are well out of your comfort zone when you are in the ring with wrestlers like me.

Bill:  You go Bea!

Bea:  Kallie you are teamed with Artie. Now follow me in my comments for a moment so you will understand why having Artie as your partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament will result in your team losing to my team. Why would I say that? I am being extremely honest when I tell you there is only one wrestler on the Sin City Wrestling Roster who sucks more than Artie does and that is The Troll. I guess I can give Artie credit that he doesn’t suck as much as The Troll does but they are both trying to earn the honor of the wrestler who sucks the most in the wrestling ring.

Bill:  That is a hell of a burn Bea! I think the burn from your comments can reach all the way to the end of our Solar System.

Bea:  Kallie I will give you more information to prove to you how doomed you are in being drawn to face me and Konrad Raab. I am an accomplished wrestler and I love to make opponents submit for the win. While you are teamed with a drag chute of a team member I am teamed with Konrad Raab. I had an amazing conversation with Konrad Raab recently. He explained to me his distinguished auto racing career in many of the main racing promotions. Konrad has always been successful in the sport of racing. Konrad is also an extremely accomplished wrestler. Unfortunately he, like me and Bill, had numerous experiences of jealous wrestlers harassing him, threatening him, or attacking him backstage. I am happy to announce that Konrad is coming into our Blast From The Past match with a win on his mind which is also my mindset. Although I have not previously worked with Konrad in the sport of wrestling I can tell you that Bill has worked in several wrestling federations where Konrad Raab also worked. From what Bill told me of the wrestling talent and abilities in the wrestling ring Konrad possesses. . .well. . .your team has no choice but to lose this match to our team.

 Bea informs the camera person that she will make closing comments then they can cut their camera feed. The camera person acknowledges what Bea stated and then Bea launches into her closing comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Kallie I wish to ask you to do something for me. Actually two somethings for me. First I want you to go find Violet Amelia Holt. I defeated her SIX times in SIX matches with FIVE of those victories by submission. Ask her how damn tough I am. I dare you! Then go and talk to the little whiner Harper Mason. Ask her how easy it was for me to defeat her. At least she is easier to find than Violet Amelia Holt since Harper is active in Sin City Wrestling and I guess Violet went into retirement.

Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  So, Kallie, regardless of what you think of me here are some words that describe me so that you will not have to assume what you think I am as I am giving you the facts of who and what I am. Here is my list from A to Z. I am Amazing. . .Brilliant. . .Cunning. . .Deadly. . .Evil. . .Frightening. . .Gorgeous. . .Happy. . .Intelligent. . .Justly. . .Kind. . .Lovely. . .Mean. . .Novel. . .Optimistic. . .Pretty. . .Queenly. . .Rash. . .Stunning. . .Trouble. . .Unwavering. . .Violent. . .Wonderful. . .Xtra. . .Young. . . and Zoom! You, Kallie, are not half what I am. But do not be jealous of me. Not everyone in the world can be a BEA BARNHART.

Bea laughs loudly into the camera then she continues her closing comments.

Bea:  I honestly want to win our Blast From The Past Tournament match by making you submit like I did to Violet Amelia Holt. However with the overwhelming advantage Konrad Raab has over Artie the more expected end to our match is likely to be Konrad pinning Artie or making Artie submit. Only a short time remaining before Sunday, May 5, 2024 for our Blast From The Past Tournament match.

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / CALEB STORMS WILL MEET HURRICANE BILL BARNHART

« on: April 25, 2024, 08:18:01 AM »

CALEB STORMS WILL MEET HURRICANE BILL BARNHART

Narrator:  The Mixed Tag Team of Bill Barnhart and Roux are facing the Mixed Tag Team of Caleb Storms and Nakita Niles. I equate the team of Bill and Roux as a pot of gold while I equate the team of Caleb Storms and Nakina Niles as a bag of shit. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart at the Hastings Battlefield in Hastings, England.

The scene shifts and we get a camera shot of Bill Barnhart standing in the Hastings Battlefield in England. We take notice that Bill is sharply dressed in a dark gray business suit, instead of his normal casual attire. We are surprised that Bea is not with Bill during his presentation of comments for his match in the Blast From The Past Tournament but we are sure Bill will explain Bea’s absence.

BACKGROUND INFORMATION

Bill:  Before I launch into my official comments concerning my Blast From The Past Tournament match I want to tell you why Bea is not in front of the camera with me at this time. Although Bea will be at ringside during my match, because she is my Manager and has the right to be at ringside when I wrestle, I asked her not to be on camera with me while I am commenting on my upcoming Mixed Tag Team match. Bea may have something to say just before our match starts on Sunday but that is up to her. Bea wanted to take the time to do some sightseeing since she has never England and she wanted to take in the sights and the history. With that said I will move on to my comments concerning my team consisting of myself and Roux and our opponents is the team of Caleb Storms and Nakita Niles.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  So, Caleb, how the hell are you doing? Considering that you and Nakita are about to step into the wrestling ring against me and Roux and get you asses kicked I would say you two are not doing well at all. You are old news Caleb and a new edition of the news has been printed and I have been declared the current news. Old news needs to be thrown into the and you need to be thrown in trash also.

Bill pulls out a small piece of paper and he begins commenting on the information on the paper.

Bill:  Caleb let me remind you of several things. I am a two-time Roulette Champion and you are also a former Roulette Champion but there are significant differences in our reign as Roulette Champion. Caleb you won the Roulette Championship on May 13, 2028, and then you lost it 14 days later on May 17, 2018, Damn! Can you spell pathetic with a capital P? I can! That two week run as Roulette Champion was PATHETIC Caleb! Myself, on the other hand, have had two reigns as Roulette Champion. My first reign as Roulette Champion was earned on October 3, 2021 and it ended on April 3, 2022, for a six month reign. My second reign as Roulette Champion was earned on October 30, 2022 and that reign ended on January 15, 2023 for a three month reign. I have a combined reign as Roulette Champion of 9 months. Did you hear me Caleb? Did you understand what I am trying to get you to understand? You had a two week run as Roulette Champion and I had nine months of being a successful Roulette Champion. The information I presented shows that I am a better wrestler than you could ever hope to be. Since your super-short reign as Roulette Champion was in 2018, while my two reigns as Roulette Champion were in 2021 and 2022, that proves to the world that I am current news and you are yesterday’s trash.

Bill lets out a sinister laugh.

CURRENT INFORMATION

Bill:  Sorry for laughing in your face Caleb but when hilarious stuff like your pathetic two-week reign as Roulette Champion comes out I could not hold back my laughter. Speaking of amusing things shall we now do a quick review of our two teams for the Blast From The Past Tournament? With your team I see something that I am sure you are not able to see. I see you, Caleb, as a failure in the wrestling ring. As for your partner I have no clue who she is or where she came from but with you are her partner your team is doomed to lost to my team. Speaking of my team we already know I am so awesome that I glow in the dark. My partner, Roux, comes from a great wrestling background and the two of us are coming into our match with you and Nakita to quickly defeat you and our team will advance in the Blast From The Past Tournament.

Bill looks deeply into the camera.

Bill:  I have been involved in many Blast From The Past Tournaments. Most of the time I had jerk partners assigned to me when teams were drawn and these jerk partners did not care about the Tournament at all so all they did was deliberately cause our team to lose. In the few times I had a great and supportive partner we advanced significantly but ended up being eliminated and that’s how things work in this type of tournament. You never know when the draw will get you a great partner, an incompetent partner, or a partner who sabotages your chances because they simply do not like you.

Bill again grins into the camera.

Bill:  Caleb while I have an amazing partner for the Blast From The Past Tournament you have team consisting of you as a washed up and worn out wrestler and you are teamed with a wrestler who is not much more capable than you are. When our team eliminates you in this first round of the Blast From The Past Tournament you will, in the end, thank us for ending your pathetic attempt to participate in the Tournament because your team getting eliminated early in the Tournament saves you from continuously being humiliated in the remainder of the Tournament.

Bill lets out a loud roaring laugh.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Well, Caleb, I have reached the part of my air time to present my closing comments concerning our match on Sunday. Do you think your team can defeat our team? Nope! Even a snowball has a better chance of surviving in Hell than you and Nakita have in defeating us. Our team eliminating your team in the first round is actually doing you a favor so you will not have to endure taunts and teasing from the other wrestlers and fans. Will Bea be at ringside serving as my Manager. Of course she will be there! What is her job as my Manager? To make sure that you and Nakita do not violate the rules, or cheat, or use weapons, during the match to try to screw me and Roux out of our win.

Bill gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Caleb I need to tell you how our father taught us to be tougher than everyone else. As you probably know, but probably forgot, that there were three kids in our family. Me, my half-brother Chris Shipman, and our sister. Father taught the three of us to be tough as he did not raise wimpy whining little brats. Father served in the United States Navy during World War II and it was damn hard work. When we three kids were playing, or riding our bikes, or playing sports, and we got hurt or injured, Father would get on us to get up and keep going. He told is there will always be hard times in our lifetimes but laying down and crying about the hurt and the pain only makes you weaker. That is why, Caleb, when you have watched me wrestle over the years you never see me lay down and stop fighting in a wrestling match. No matter what an opponent dishes out I dished out more back to them. Of course I lost wrestling matches and every wrestler has. But I did not roll on my back and give them a cheap win. I fought all the way until the Referee made their official decision on the match.

Bill stares a deep stare into the camera.

Bill:  Why did I tell you that information Caleb? Do you think I did it to intimidate you? Do you think I did it as a lie to get you to believe what I am saying? No, Caleb, I told you that information to enlighten you to the fact that you are not facing the regular type of wrestlers you used to face. I told you that information to enlighten you to the fact that you are facing me as an opponent who will not back down no matter what. That you are facing an opponent who will send you back into retirement.

Bill growls into the camera.

Bill:  Caleb I am happy you decided to return out of retirement to participate in the Blast From The Past Tournament. It had to take a lot of courage for you to come out of retirement and attempt to wrestle in the tournament. After me and Roux defeat your team you will be overjoyed to return into retirement. Me and Roux will not have any compassion or pity on you two. You two are a joke team from a comedy skit while me and Roux are superstars in the sport of wrestling. Enjoy your time leading up to our match because the instant the bell rings to officially start our match we will be on you two, and destroying you two, and we are likely to defeat you in record time.

Bill gives a mean look into the camera.

Bill:  Caleb you remind me of weather forecasts. The Meteorologist will present their forecast for the weather and tell everyone there is a vicious storm coming. A storm that will out-do a storm like Hurricane Katrina. Then when the storm arrives it ends up being little more than a quick rain shower that does nothing except to make people laugh at the moronic weather prediction the Meteorologist made.

. . .

Bill:  Yep, Caleb, that is you in a nutshell. You brag how great you are but you are also coming off a several year absence from Wrestling. While you were away from Sin City Wrestling doing. . .well whatever the hell it was you supposedly were doing. . .I was still here in Sin City Wrestling and firing up the crowd with my wrestling.

. . .

Bill:  In my eyes you are like an uninformed Meteorologist who makes a grand prediction for the pending disastrous storm, calling it the storm of the century, only to have nothing more than a drizzle of rain. So I say to you Caleb that you are a weak rain drizzle while I am a Category Five Hurricane. Welcome to your worst nightmare.

Bill grins a huge grin and then he laughs loudly. He then informs the camera person that he is done with his comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BARNHARTS v KAT JONES and HBCARTER

« on: April 11, 2024, 03:42:18 PM »

MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH VERSUS KAT AND CARTER – PART TWO

After Bea has stepped out of camera view Bill steps in front of the camera where Bea was previously standing. The wrestling ring at the Walkup Skydome is behind Bill as it was behind Bea during her comments for their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Kat Jones and Helluva Bottom Carter.

Bill:  Bea sure did present some interesting comments, facts, and information, that is probably driving Kat and Carter more insane than the two of them already are. Bea mentioned about the fact that I want to make an agreement with Carter that whenever one of the women want to tag out that the two of us just jump into the ring to get Kat and Bea fighting again. Why would I want to do that? Because Bea and Kat have some issues they need to work out. Me and Carter don’t have any issues that I know of. In fact I like Helluva Bottom Carter for being an exceptional wrestler.

Bill gives a smile into the camera.

Bill:  As much as I want to win our Mixed Tag Temm match I honestly do not want to win the match by defeating Carter. I want Bea and Kat to remain in the ring as often as me and Carter can make that happen. That way when Bea defeats Kat then Kat would stop running her mouth and spewing forth the dozens of lies about Bea that she has been telling everyone for a long time. But you all know what type of wrestler I am. I go into every match to give my best performance. I go into every match with the intention to win the match. I would feel bad if I get the win over Carter which means we let Kat and Bea have it easy in the match. Whatever happens. . .happens...as the saying goes.

Bill gives a huge grin into the camera this time and then he informs the camera person that he will make his closing comments and when he is done with his closing comments the camera person can cut their camera feed.

Bill:  So Kat. . .so Carter. . .we will have to wait until our match starts to see how the match goes. As long as we all abide and obey the rules of our match everything will be fine. If you two wish to disobey the rules of our match then me and Bea will not be held responsible for the amount of damage we inflict upon you two. With that said I will close my comments by telling you that I look forward to our match at BLAZE OF GLORY 12.

Bill finishes his comments and he steps to the side and he goes out of camera view. The camera person calls into the Network and the Network cuts the feed to their camera and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BARNHARTS v KAT JONES and HBCARTER

« on: April 11, 2024, 03:41:16 PM »

ACCUSATIONS GET RESULTS

The scene opens at the Walkup Skydome on Flagstaff, Arizona. The assigned camera person gets a shot of Bea Barnhart who is standing in front of the wrestling ring where the matches for Blaze of Glory 12 matches will take place. Bea looks into the camera to present comments for her and Bill’s upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Kat Jones and Helluva Bottom Carter.

Bea:  I wish to thank those viewing my comments today as I have some items to talk about. The first item is the concept that ACCUSATIONS GET RESULTS and that is especially true when the majority of the accusations are false.

Bill:  Bea told me what she was going to talk about today so I will try to stay silent while she presents her comments.

Bea:  In this wrestling ring behind me our team will defeat the team of Kat and Carter. After our win that will lead both me and Bill into more Championship matches. But that is not the reason I am commenting today. My comments for today revolve around the fact that there are so many people in the world that no matter what you say they always say the opposite. I had many so-called friends who did that to me. I would tell them I like a certain music group and they would immediately comment how they hate that music group and will never listen to their music again. So a week or two later I tried some psychology on them. I would walk up to them and tell them I hate the certain music group, which I previously told them I liked to listen to, and immediately my friends, without thinking about their response, blurs out that they love that music group and they cannot understand why I do not like that group. When I call them out for being a hypocrite they then try to claim they never said they hated that group that I liked. Just goes to show that some people do not talk logic or sense as they are only capable of saying the opposite of what others say.

Bill:  And here it comes. . .

Bea:  Kat and Carter are exactly like those friends do did that to me. All Kat and Carter did was say the opposite of what I said in my first round of comments for our match. Think hard on that okay, They were not able to use hard evidence to counter nearly everything I said. Simply using words that are totally opposite of what I said and what I meant does not mean the other person, or people, are right. It only means they will say the opposite of whatever others say in a pathetic attempt to look intelligent.

Bea looks sternly into the camera.

Bea:  During the comments that Kat and Carter made it came across, to me anyway, that where I said YES they said NO. Where I said UP they said DOWN. Where I said HIGH they said LOW. The list is endless. Simply standing before a camera and saying the opposite of what I said is not classified as talking sense it is classified as just being anti whatever the other person said. If you cannot back up your counter comments then you need to be silent.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  In closing I wish to tell Kat that I hope that Bill and Carter are able to work out an agreement that when I am beating you down and you run to Carter to tag out of the match to get away from me, that when Bill and Carter enter the ring they will immediately tag me and you back into the match. This match honestly comes down to you and me and Bill and Carter are supporting roles characters. If Carter and Bill make that agreement, and they keep me and you in the ring, then I can continue to beat you down. Even if you were to get a pin or submission on me to end the match you will not leave the match unharmed. I want to beat all the false accusations you made against me out of you forever. So, Kat, have a nice time leading up t the bell to start our match. Once the bell rings, and our match starts, there will no longer be nice times for you.

Bea informs the camera person that she will now step out of camera range and allow Bill to take his place in front of the camera for his comments on their upcoming match. We watch as Bea leaves the view of the camera and then shortly after Bea leaves the camera view Bill steps into the view of the camera to give his comments on their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BARNHARTS v KAT JONES and HBCARTER

« on: April 05, 2024, 12:34:33 PM »

MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH VERSUS KAT AND CARTER – PART 1

At the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart. After Bea Barnhart presented her comments for her and Bill’s upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Kat Jones and Helluva Bottom Carter it is Bill’s turn to present his comments concerning their upcoming match. Bill and Bea changed places so that Bill is in front of the camera and Bea moved to the other side of the couch to be next to their English Bulldog Iris.

Bill:  Bea had her say on our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Kat Jones and Helluva Bottom Carter so now it is my turn to make comments. Carter I want to ask you something and you are free to answer or not. Since this match has been scheduled at the demand of Kat Jones, mainly due to false information and false accusations against Bea, I would like to ask you if you would consider something. Since the women have the issues, and since I have no issues with you, let me suggest something for our match. I want the two of us to let the women start the match and if one of them tags out to us then we can enter the ring but with a twist. Instead of wrestling and attacking each other we just immediately tag our partners back into the ring and let them go at each other. I am sure that is what Kat and Bea want.

Bill looks into the camera to see what reply he gets from Carter. Obviously Bill realizes that Carter is not going to be to answer him at this time but at least he presented the option to him.

Bill:  Yeah. . .I know you are not able to answer me at this time and that is okay as I will work with whatever your decision ends up to be. I just think it would be fun to watch Bea and Kat beat the crap out of each other while we relax and enjoy the action. If you are not up for that concept then so be it.

Bill shrugs her shoulders while looking into the camera.

Bill:  I wish to thank everyone for joining us at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia today. The next time you will hear from us we will be presenting comments from Flagstaff, Arizona.

Bill informs the camera person that both he and Bea are done with their comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and the Network cuts the camera feed and returns to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BARNHARTS v KAT JONES and HBCARTER

« on: April 05, 2024, 12:32:56 PM »

A COFFEE BREAK WITH BEA

The scene opens on our television and we see that we are taken to the home of Bea and Bill Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person assigned to Bea and Bill pans around the inside of their home. While the camera person continues to pan the scene they get a shot of Bea and Bill coming down the stairs from the upstairs of their home. Bea and Bill greet the camera person then the two take a seat on the couch in their living room. As soon as they sit down we see their English Bulldog, Iris, walk into the living room where she jumps up on the couch. . .well actually Daddy Bill needs to help Iris get up on the couch as she is stocky and chubby...and Iris then lays down next to Daddy Bill. We also take note that there is a coffee pot and a coffee cups on the table in front of the couch.

Bea:   I wish to thank everyone for tuning in so I can present information that is pertinent to our Mixed Tag Team match at Blaze of Glory 12 which will take place on Sunday, April 14, 2024. As you saw in the initial camera shot I have a pot of coffee and some coffee cups on the table in our living room. There are two reasons for having the coffee here during my comments on our upcoming match. The first reason is that me and Bill enjoy drinking coffee even though Bill is more of a Classic Coke person while I am more the Coffee drinker. The second reason is that our upcoming match was demanded by Kat Jones as she wants to get revenge upon me for the time I tossed a cup of coffee in her face when she attacked me. The long trail of false accusations, attacks on me during my matches, and attacks on me while serving as Bill’s Manager, by Kat, just went too far on that day and it just happened that I had a cup of coffee in my hand and my initial response to her abuse was to toss the coffee in her face. I feel bad that she got her face burned but negative actions have negative results and it took a cup of coffee to her face to make Kat understand that concept.

Bea looks over at Bill and she asks him if he wants to make comments at this time on their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.

Bill:  No, Bea, I am okay. Since we agreed that you would present comments on our match first, then I will present my comments on our match after you are done, I will keep my comments silent until it is my turn to present them.

Bea:  Thank you Bill. I will close my comments for today and then the next time both of us will comment on our upcoming match will be when we are in Flagstaff, Arizona, for Blaze of Glory 12.

Bea pours herself a cup of coffee and we can tell the coffee is hot because of the steam rising out of the cup.

<Bea:  What’s up Kat? Did you just cringe because I picked up a cup of coffee? All I am doing is enjoying a cup of coffee in my home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. If you are watching me on television and you are ducking over the shot of me drinking coffee then you have one hell of a serious mental issue.

Bea grins into the camera then she takes another sip of coffee.

 Bea:  So, Kat, in closing I want you two to know that what me and Bill are hoping for is that if the boys get tagged into the match that they will immediately tag out so that me and you can continue the fight. I know Carter wants to beat upon Bill and that is what we expect from him. However, since this match came about because you demanded this match to get back at me for the coffee incident, then I want the majority of the match to be you and me. The boys can stay outside of the ring, on the ring apron, and enjoy the show. Kat I am looking forward to Blaze of Glory 12. Hope you are also. Bye!

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments and that she will switch locations with Bill so they can air his comments.

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Climax Control Archives / I WILL EARN ANOTHER SHOT AT THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

« on: March 29, 2024, 08:54:32 PM »

I WILL EARN ANOTHER SHOT AT THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart told me he is thrilled to have this Roulette Rules match at Climax Control 390 against Eddie Lyons. Bill is a two-time Roulette Champion and he wants to earn the Roulette Championship for a third time.

BILL BARNHART BACK IN THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA WHERE HE WAS BORN AND GREW UP IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNNIA

When the scene changes we see Bill Barnhart, along with his wife and Manager Bea Barnhart, at the home of Bill’s Niece and her husband Ken in Vallejo, California. The camera person assigned to Bill Barnhart notifies Bill and Bea they are live broadcasting.

Bill:  Before I get into the main comments for my upcoming Roulette Rules match against Eddie Lyons let me introduce you to my Niece Kathy, and her husband Ken, as we are at their house in Vallejo, California. They are huge wrestling fans and they were sad when my previous match against Eddie Lyons was cancelled and was rescheduled for Climax Control 390. I decided to stop by the Bay Area again to include them in my comments on my upcoming match against Eddie Lyons which will take place at Climax Control 390 in Phoenix, Arizona, on Sunday March 24, 2024.

The camera person points their camera at Kathy and Ken and the two wave and smile into the camera but since they are camera shy when it comes to speaking into the camera they turn down Bill’s suggestion that they make comments. After they wave and smile they move to the side so that they are not in camera view when the camera person is focusing on Bill and Bea.

Bill:  For those who are watching and wondering why me and Bea are in the San Francisco Bay Area again, instead of already being in Phoenix, Arizona, for Climax Control 390, I will inform you what is going on. I was born and grew up in Oakland, California, which is about 25 miles from Vallejo where we are now with Kathy and Ken, and I lived at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in the East Oakland hills. The house was modest with three bedrooms and two bathrooms and it was around 1,800 Square Feet. The nicest feature of this property was that it had about a one acre property and the backyard was huge and there were lots of fruit trees in the backyard. We enjoyed apricots, plums, nectarines, apples, pears, and peaches. We would pick the fruit and Father would can the fruit. Then when Winter came and we wanted fruit with our ice cream we opened one of the canned fruits and had a great time. The sad thing is that Father sold the home and I believe the selling price at that time was in the $200,000 range. I checked on Zillow before I came in front of the camera today and today the value on Real Estate sites say this house at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in Oakland, California, is $1.3 Million. Would have been nice to have kept that home but Father needed to sell. Oh well.

Bea:  People cannot move ahead in life if they continually look into the past and try to figure out what could have been. We all have to work with what we currently have and succeed with what we have available to us.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea.

Bea:  We promised our friend and neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, that we would do a short video call with Iris. Andrew told us Iris misses us while we are on tour and since her boyfriend, Pete The Cactus, lives on the West Coast and Iris lives on the East Coast, she is sad not being able to see him in person even though she sees him during their video calls.

VIDEO CALL OF BILL AND BEA TO IRIS THEIR ENGLISH BULLDOG

Bea logs into her laptop computer and connects to a video call with Iris their English Bulldog in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bea:  Bill and I will provide translations of what Iris is saying so know what is going on.

Both computer screens are being shown on the screen so we can see Bill and Bea in the San Francisco Bay Area and Iris at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, along with their friend and neighbor Andrew.

Bill:  Hi Iris! How is my baby girl doing?

Iris:  *moan* *whine* *snort* (I am sad. . .I miss my boyfriend Pete the Cactus. . .and I am upset that I cannot go to see him or have her come here to see me.)

Bea:  Iris once we get to a situation where either myself or Daddy Bill can stay at home with you while the other is actively wrestling we cannot make the arrangements to have Pete come to visit you.

Iris:  *woof* *bark* *whine* (Okay Mommy. . .I will be patient...But it still hurts not being able to see Pete the Cactus in person.)

Bill:  Take care Iris. Andrew is taking care of you and he will feed you and take you for walks. Bye!

Bea ends the video call with Iris and she logs out of the video call program and then she closes her laptop computer.

Bea:  I feel bad for Iris but she will understand some day.

Bill:  Hard to have a crush on someone and not be able to visit with them in person.

BILL FOLLOWS UP WITH BEA CONCERNING HER MATCH AGAINST KRYSTAL WOLFE AT CLIMAX CONTROL 389

Bill:  Bea before I go into my comments on my upcoming match against Eddie Lyons I would like to ask you how you feel about your match against Krystal Wolfe at Climax Control 389 went.

Bea:  Ask me anything.

Bill:  How did you feel going into that match against Krystal?

Bea:  I felt confident. It never benefits wrestler to be nervous about an upcoming match or to doubt their own wrestling abilities.

Bill:  Krystal called you a joke as a wrestler. What do you have to say about that?

Bea:  Well her only claim that is valid is that she was the Bombshell Roulette Champion. Outside of that she has not held other Championships. She tried to make it an issue that I held only one Championship since becoming a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. Although my reign as Champion was short it still means both of us have obtained only one Championship and we are both looking for our second one.

Bill:  How do you feel you did against Krystal in your last match?

Bea:  There is a lot to consider. One item is that Krystal violated the rules to attack me while I was in the ropes, or outside of the ring, but even with that there was a good thing that came out of it. The Referee for our match allowed both of us to stretch the rules since Krystal started it. He could have just called a Disqualification on her but that would have only caused Krystal to whine even more. Both of us did well in the match. Both of us obtained the advantage over the other and both of us ended up on the receiving end. I was reading the face of Krystal and I was able to see the fear in her eyes when I got the advantage on her way more than she expected me to do. But I am not a lying asshole like Krystal is so I honestly state that we had a great back and forth and either of us could have ended up with the win. However it was Krystal with the win. It happens. There will be other matches between us in the future and those matches will turn out in my favor.

Bill:  Well stated Bea.

BILL EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED TO CAUSE HIS MATCH WITH EDDIE LYONS TO BE POSTPONED UNTIL CLIMAX CONTROL 390

Bill:  I was taking Iris for a walk in Sweetwater Park, which is near where we live in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and she saw a Squirrel and charged after it. The unfortunate thing was that Iris was in front of me and the Squirrel ran opposite of the direction where we were going. Iris managed to run full-speed through my legs and her leash, and hear hard head, whacked me in the family jewels. When you take into consideration that Iris weighs around 50 pounds that meant there was a lot of energy transferred from her and her leash to my groin.

Bea:  Bill is doing fine now and he is at 100 percent for his upcoming match against Eddie Lyons.

Bill:  It was a simple matter of applying an ice pack and taking some Tylenol and everything is fine now. Of course having some great massages from Bea was the most satisfying therapy.

Bea:  Bill!!! You are making comments that suggest something sexual and we are live on television!

Bill:  You are my wife and you give great massages so there is nothing wrong with me commenting on that.

Bea blushes.

COMMENTS ON BILL’S UPCOMING MATCH AGAINST UNBREAKABLE EDDIE LYONS

Bill and Bea get comfortable in their chairs for the presentation of their comments leading up to Bill’s Roulette Rules match against Eddie Lyons. Before the two launch into their comments they look over at Ken and Kathy to see how they are doing while watching Bill and Bea present comments and we get a quick shot of Ken and Kathy giving two thumbs up to Bill and Bea. Bill and Bea then turn their attention into the camera.

Bill:  Bea I am not being rude but your interference in my last match, which was against Peter Vaughn, caused the Referee to ban you from ringside as my Manager, went a bit too far. As my Manager I expect you to offer advice, ensure the Referee is calling the match fairly, and to ensure that if my opponents hire people to interfere in the match that you would cut them off to prevent their interference. The way I saw my match there was no illegal activity on the part of Peter Vaughn. I guess you just got caught up in the excitement of the match and reacted.

Bea:  That is exactly what happened Bill. From my view standing at ringside it appeared to me that Peter Vaughn was violating the rules and that the Referee was not taking action to stop it. Later when I reviewed your match I was able to see that there was no violation of the rules and the Referee did not need to take action on him. Oops! We all make mistakes but, unlike me and you, most people refuse to take ownership of their mistakes.

Bill:  That is enough talk on that subject. Now I need to get into direct comments to Eddie Lyons who is my next victim. . .I mean next opponent. . .ha ha ha!!!

Bill and Bea enjoy a hearty laugh then continue with their comments.

Bill:  So, Eddie, did you honestly think you would get a FREE PASS and not have to face me before Blaze Of Glory 12? Well you thought wrong! Did you think I was injured to the point that I would not be able to face off against you? Well you thought wrong again! Although I have the nickname of BULLDOG after the walk in the park with Iris where she whacked me in the groin I have another nickname of STEEL BALLS BARNHART. If you thought that whack to the groin was going to take me out and force me to retire from wrestling you were wrong. I am still here and I am going to defeat you at Climax Control 390. Trust me Eddie that if you had been whacked in the nutsack with a dog leash and with the head of a 50 pound Bulldog head butting you in the groin you would have retired from wrestling. Not only did I not retire from wrestling but I am facing you at Climax Control 390 AND it is a Roulette Rules Match. I cannot tell you how thrilled I am that Management made our match a Roulette Rules Match.

Bill flashes a thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Eddie. . .Eddie. . .Eddie. . .you are like a piece of lightweight pottery that, when dropped, immediately breaks into dozens of pieces. I find it extremely amusing that your nickname is UNBREAKABLE Eddie Lyons. Since I already defeated you in a match and broke you maybe you need to stop using that nickname. Either that or you can change your nickname to BROKEN Eddie Lyons. I will explain to you and the viewers why I made those comments a little bit later. I am sure that you have tried to erase the incident of your loss to me in our only match against each other from your memory but I know the memory lingers in your mind. Also presenting the information helps those fans who were not able to watch our previous match will help them understand what happened in that previous match and what is going to happen in our next match at Climax Control 390.

Bea:  Go Bill!!!

Bill:  Eddie I will take you back to January 21, 2024, at Climax Control 383. We were in a match against each other that evening. I defeated you by pinfall. I walked away from our match as the winner and you walked away from our match as the broken loser. On that day in history you, the self-proclaimed UNBREAKABLE Eddie Lyons, was broken by me. With my win over you the comparison of when I broke you is like when Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and all the King’s Horses and all the King’s men were unable to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Yes, Eddie, you were broken by me and you will never be able to recover from the fact that I broke you.

Bea:  I would hate to be in the shoes of Eddie Lyons having to face you at Climax Control 390.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Kathy. . .Ken...please excuse me for a moment while I retrieve something from our rental car.

Bill stands up and walks out of Ken and Kathy’s house to get something from his car and he returns in a short time carrying a medium size burlap bag in his hands.

Bill:  Ken. . .Kathy. . .Bea. . .I want the three of you to come outside in the front of the house as I have a demonstration for the enlightenment of Eddie Lyons.

Bea. . .Kathy. . .and Ken exit the house and go to the sidewalk with Bill walking behind them carrying the burlap bag. When the four of them on are on sidewalk Bill starts his demonstration.

Bill:  You three know that I broke Eddie Lyons in our first match and that I plan on breaking Eddie again at Climax Control 390 and then break him again in the Roulette Championship Match at Blaze Of Glory 12. In this burlap bag I have three items and each item represents Eddie Lyons who is the so-called Unbreakable one and I will give you, the viewers, and Eddie Lyons a demonstration.

Bea. . .Kathy. . .and Ken watch as Bill pulls out the first item which is a ceramic flower vase. The three look on as Bill begins his demonstration. The three watch as Bill raises the ceramic flower vase over his head and throws it hard onto the sidewalk where is smashes into dozens of pieces.

Bill:  That is what I did to Eddie Lyons during our first match. I broke him into so many pieces that he was not able to be put back together fully just as this vase is useless now as it cannot be put back together again.

Bill takes out the second item in the bag and he holds it up. What we see is a nice high-quality wine glass. Bill holds it up and then throws it onto the sidewalk where it breaks apart into dozens of pieces.

Bill:  Just as with my first demonstration with the ceramic flower vase where it broke into so many pieces that it can never be put back together again I just broke a very nice wine glass into dozens of pieces. This is what I will do to Eddie Lyons at Climax Control 390. I will break him for a second time and he will not be able to be put back together again.

Bill reaches down into his burlap bag and he brings out an item that is totally different than the two previous items he brought out. This item is a regulation 16 pound bowling ball. This one is black in color. Bill holds the bowling ball in both his hands and he raises it over his head and then Bill drives the bowling ball so hard into the sidewalk that the bowling ball shatters into hundreds of pieces. Bill flashes a huge grin as he watches the bowling ball shatter.

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! That is what I am going to do to Eddie Lyons at Blaze Of Glory 12 when I face him in a match for the Roulette Championship. Eddie may THINK he is glorious and shiny like the flower vase and wine glass I destroyed so easily but he will face the same destruction I placed on those two items and this bowling ball. Eddie you may also think you are a tough as a regulation bowling ball but you just saw me shatter the crap out of a regulation bowling ball which leaves that bowling bowl impossible to repair. I will easily destroy you as I destroyed these three items today. You can run. . .but you cannot hide from me any longer.

Bill thanks Bea. . .Kathy. . .and Ken for observing his presentation. He asks them to return inside the house while he cleans up the sidewalk. After Bill is finished cleaning up the sidewalk he returns inside the house to continue his closing comments on his upcoming match against Eddie Lyons at Climax Control 390. Bill sits down and delivers his final closing comments.

Bill:  Let me ask you a question Eddie. Did you read the comments on our match. You know which match I am talking about. Our Roulette Rules Match at Climax Control 390. The comments state that when I defeat you that I will be the wrestler to face you at Blaze Of Glory 12 for the Roulette Championship. Yes, Eddie, you heard that correctly, and if you understood the implications of the comments on our upcoming match then you already know I will defeat you at Climax Control 390, and then again at Blaze Of Glory 12 in Flagstaff, Arizona, to become a three-time Roulette Champion. And, Eddie, not only did I previously defeat you at Climax Control 383...I will defeat you again at Climax Control 390...I will go into Blaze Of Glory 12 with the Roulette Championship on the line and I will defeat you at Blaze Of Glory 12 to improve my winning streak over you to THREE IN A ROW and I will become a three-time Roulette Champion. Damn sure sucks to be you Eddie with your new nickname of BROKEN Eddie Lyons.

Bill and Bea indicate they will make final closing comments and they ask Ken and Kathy if they want to make comments but both of them continue to be camera shy and decline their offer.

Bill:  Eddie it will be soon that we show up at the GCU Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. Well I will show up anyway. Not sure if you lost your courage to show up and step into the ring with me and you will end up as a no-show for our match. It does not matter where the Roulette Wheel lands for our match at Climax Control 390. The only thing that matters is that when the bell rings, and our match is officially underway, I will break you again like I did at Climax Control 383. I defeated you, and broke you, once and I am going to defeat you and break you again. I could say that I feel sorry for you having to be taking another loss to me but I would be lying if I told you I feel sorry for you. Want to know how I view you? I view you as more pathetic than the actor Erik Estrada, a Puerto Rican actor from the television show CHIPS,  trying to speak Spanish in a Mexican Telenovela! Eddie I would like to wish you to have a nice time leading up to our match at Climax Control 390 because once the bell rings and our match is underway there will be no more nice times for you as I will defeat you and face you at Blaze Of Glory 12 for the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  You know what Bill? It is pathetic that some people are so damn stupid that they not only do not know what others are saying, or what is happening around them, and they fail to understand the truth.

Bill:  You are correct Bea. Some people are so stupid that they do not even know they are stupid. Damn! That’s stupid! In closing I wish to thank everyone, including you Eddie, for tuning in for my comments on my upcoming match. Me and Bea will fly to Phoenix shortly and we will meet you there. . .that is if you still have the courage to show up for our match! My final comment is to tell you that The Rolling Stones had the concept nailed when in their song the lyrics go:  YOU DON’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT...BUT YOU WILL GET WHAT YOU NEED and you, Eddie, want to defeat me but what you need, and what you will get, is me defeating you!

Bea informs the camera person that they can cut their camera feed now. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and the Network cuts the feed to the camera person’s camera and the Network returns to the regular programming for this time slot and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

« on: March 22, 2024, 08:16:33 PM »

I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart has been scheduled for a match against Krystal Wolfe to open Climax Control 389. Bea and Krystal have only one match against each other so this will be an interesting match to see who will come out of the match as the winner.

OPENING COMMENTS

When the camera feed cuts to the camera person who has been assigned to follow Bea Barnhart we see Bea walking in a lobby area but it does not appear that she is inside the TCC Arena in Tucson, Arizona. As the camera person follows Bea we can see people entering and leaving the location carrying luggage so we make the assumption that Bea is in the hotel where she is staying while working Climax Control 389. We do not see Bill Barnhart with Bea so we are not sure if Bill is in their hotel room or if he is in another location. The camera person gets Bea’s attention and they inform Bea they are live broadcasting. Bea invites the camera person into the main lobby of the hotel where she takes a seat in a comfortable chair while the camera person stations their camera to get a clear shot of Bea without interruptions.

Bea:  Thanks for joining me today. You are probably wondering where Bill is and that is a good question. Bill is not performing at Climax Control 389 so he flew back to Georgia to hang out with Iris for the week since he has the week off. Bill wants to give Iris some walks and cuddles and he also wants to have a deep discussion about the relationship between Iris and Pete the Cactus. Bill’s trip back home also gives our friend and neighbor, Andrew, a week off from taking care of Iris for us. Now back to me I am in a hotel located close to the TCC Arena. I am hyped for this upcoming match and nothing is going to stop me from winning.

I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

Bea:  I will start with the history between myself and Krystal. We have only had one match against each other. That match was on April 11, 2021, at Climax Control 296. That was three years ago and that was also when I was new to being a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. Although I am 0-1 against Krystal in our one match I will be 1-1 against Krystal after I defeat her on March 24, 2024.

Bea flashes a grin into the camera.

Bea:  Both of us have held a Championship in Sin City Wrestling. Mine was the Mixed Tax Team Championship and Krystal held the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I admit that the run of me and Bill as Mixed Tax Team Champions was very short but that does not take away from the fact that we were Mixed Tax Team Champions. Kristal has also held only one Championship that I can find information on. I give Krystal credit that she held the Bombshell Roulette Championship for around 9 months which is not an easy thing to accomplish. However coming off a 9 month reign as a Champion and accomplishing nothing after that is pathetic.

Bea points a finger into the camera during her pervious comment.

Bea:  One more thing I want to present is how me and Krystal measure up to each other. I come into this match at 5’5” and 130 pounds and Krystal comes into our match at 5’5” and 125 pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us in this match. The only difference I can think of is that I carry a Genius IQ while I feel Krystal has the IQ of a potato. Looks like it is time for me to make Mashed Potatoes.

At her comment Bea bursts out in very loud laughter and it takes her a bit of time to recover and stop laughing at her comment concerning Krystal. Just as Bea is about to give additional comments concerning her match she receives a notification of a video call on her laptop computer so she picks up her laptop and sees the video call is from Bill.

BEA TAKES THE VIDEO CALL FROM BILL AND IRIS

Bea:  I apologize for the interruption of my comments on my upcoming match but I have a video call from Bill and I need to take it due to the difference in Time Zones between us at this time. This will not take long. Hi Bill! How are you and Iris doing?

Bill:  I am doing great and I feel good that I was able to give Andrew a break from taking care of Iris for us while we are on tour wrestling.

Bea:  Speaking of Iris where is she?

Bill:  She is in the other room sulking because I told her she cannot make a trip to visit Pete The Cactus since he lives around 3,000 miles away. Then Iris got more insulted when I refused her request to allow Pete The Cactus to travel here to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to visit with her. She sill get over it. I will give Iris some pizza and lasagna and while she is stuffing herself she will temporarily forget about Pete.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! The mental image I just had concerning Iris is too much. Before we end the video call I got word that Sin City Wrestling Management will allow us to bring Iris on tour with us but with the understanding that the permission to do so depends on whether Iris will behave and not soil the carpets and furniture.

Bill:  Iris will be fine, Maybe we can use the Blaze of Glory XII event to re-introduce Iris to the fans. There are a lot of new fans who have not yet seen Iris with us during wrestling events. Thanks for taking my video call. I apologize that Iris is being a jerk right now. I will close the video call so you can continue presenting your comments for Climax Control 389 for your match with Krystal Wolfe.

Bill exits the video call and the video call screen on the laptop of Bear goes to the main screen. Bea closes the laptop computer then she continues with her comments concerning her match against Krystal Wolfe.

BEA RETURNS TO COMMENTING ON HER UPCOMING MATCH AGAINST KRYSTAL WOLFE

Bea:  So, Krystal, what are you thinking? Oops! I must apologize to you. Why? Because you have pathetically weak brain so the concept of you thinking means your would probably end up burning out your brain in a matter of seconds. Rather than me asking you questions that would cause you to fry your brain cells trying to calculate what your answer might be. As for me I carry a Genius IQ of around 130 and since that is ten times what your IQ probably is.

Bea points to her head to indicate that she has a superior brain and that her brain will not fry responding to questions.

Bea:  As you may already know I was born and grew up in the Philippines. They take education and heritage seriously. I know the history of Australia and as I researched the history it turns out the majority of the people from Australia are descendants of criminals who were sent to the penal colony there. Must suck to know that your ancestors were criminals and their DNA is in your system. Hmmm. I wonder if. . .  Nah! I will not go there with the comment that came to my mind.

Bea flashes a sad face into the camera.

Bea:  There have never been any criminals in the history of my family. We obey the laws. We respect others. But when we are threatened with harm, either from criminals, thugs, or mean girls like you, we fight back. And when I say we fight back against threats of harm made to us I mean we fight back ten times more than those who are attacking us. I have left a trail of criminals, thugs, and mean girls, behind me after I kicked their asses and you are not an exception to that rule.

Bea waves her finger into the camera to show Krystal she does not take crap from anyone.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Krystal you held the Bombshell Roulette Championship for nine months. Although that is not an easy thing to do when defending the Roulette Championship you did manage to hold onto the Championship for nine months. You know damn well that I have the desire to become the Bombshell Roulette Champion but I have not yet achieved that goal but it will come to me in the near future.

Bea informs the camera person that after her next comments she will be cone commenting on her upcoming match and then they can cut their camera feed. The camera person acknowledges what Bea told them.

Bea:  Oh, Krystal, how I wish our match at Climax Control 389 was a Roulette Rules match. That way I can prove to the world that I am worthy of a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I will not talk more on that subject at this time as none of us truly know what tomorrow will bring. However, Krystal, I do know what Sunday, March 24, 2024, will bring. It will bring me a win over you and it will bring you a loss to me. Just remember the classic line from the movie DIRTY HARRY where he confronts a punk on the streets and while pointing his gun at the punk he states to the punk:  You've gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk? Seriously, Krystal, do you feel you are lucky and that you can overcome me? Get real! Your luck ran out the instant Management placed your name on the Climax Control 389 Card as my opponent! If you do not like what I am saying in my comments today then at Climax Control 389 I dare you to shut me up! I friggin’ date you to shut me up! Good luck with that punk!

With the final comments of Bea the camera person informs Bea they will cut the camera feed at this time and Bea gives her approval and when the camera person cuts the camera feed our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME

« on: March 08, 2024, 08:37:32 PM »

THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart called me to let me know that his upcoming match against Peter Vaughn will be different than the previous matches he had where Peter Vaughn was involved in those matches. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart, along with his wife and Manager Bea Barnhart, in Santa Barbara, California.

BILL AND BEA IN SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA

When the camera feed changes to the camera in Santa Barbara, California, we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart dining at Longboard’s Grill on the Stearns Wharf which is located about five miles from the UCSB Events Center where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 387. We take note that Bill is having a Burger and Fries for his meal while Bea opted for a Seafood Combo that contains Shrimp, Crab, and Clams. Bill is having a beer with his burger and Bea has decided to go with a Sauvignon Blanc which goes great with all seafood items. When the camera person lets them know their camera is live broadcasting the two make comments on Bill’s upcoming match while they are eating their meals.

Bea:  Hi and welcome to our table at Longboard’s Grill on Stearns Wharf in Santa Barbara. That is wharf as in it is a pier and not Worf the Klingon from Star Trek. I had to clarity that since there are a lot of low IQ people out there who are always confused.

Bill:  Wow! You seem like you are in a bad mood today Bea. Are you upset that you lost your Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl?

Bea:  You know me better than that Bill. The rules were straight up when the Roulette Wheel determined the type of match we were to have. The rules were that a wrestler can get the win by climbing out of the cage that was surrounding the ring and landing on the arena floor first, or they could get a pinfall or submission on their opponent inside the cage. When Bobbie charged me her momentum slammed us both into the cage and the cage collapsed. I ended up on the part of the cage that stayed on the wrestling mat and Bobble landed on a portion that was hanging over the arena floor and she rolled off of the cage and landed on the arena floor for the win. I am not going to complain about that as it was totally within the rules of the match.

Bill:  I know you really want to earn the Roulette Championship since I have held it twice and I know you are doing the best you can in those matches. Keep up the great work. Do not over-do the matches. Just get in the ring, do your thing, and emerge the winner.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. If you will excuse me I will continue my meal while you present comments on your upcoming match against Peter Vaughn. I don’t want my seafood to get cold.

Bill:  Although I just started on my burger I am okay even if the burger gets cold. I am having fun wrestling and supporting Bea in her matches. I will get into my comments shortly but I want the viewers to see a video I took when I returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, after my Blood Bath Brawl match at My Bloody Valentine V, where our Family Doctor, Doctor Kim, examined me and gave me full clearance to wrestle. While the viewers are watching that video I can finish most of my meal.

The camera person informs Bill and Bea that he will cut his camera feed so the Network can show the video Bill sent to them concerning his visit with his Doctor Kim who is his family doctor.

VIDEO OF BILL BARNHART VISITING HIS FAMILY DOCTOR, DOCTOR KIM, IN DULUTH, GEORGIA, AFTER HIS BLOOD BATH BRAWL MATCH AT MY BLOODY VALENGINE V

When the video starts we see Bill Barnhart in one of the examination rooms where his family doctor, Doctor Kim, is examining him to ensure he is okay after his Blood Bath Brawl at My Bloody Valentine V. Doctor Kim finishes the examination and he talks to Bill about the results.

Doctor Kim:  I cannot find anything in the way of injuries on you Bill. Even though your Blood Bath Brawl match was a brutal one you came away from that match is outstanding condition.

Bill:  That is great news Doctor Kim.

Doctor Kim:  Getting hit with a Kendo Stick, especially to the had, is usually a debilitating injury Bill. The fact that you have a hard head prevented you from serious injury. I was concerned when I watched your match and saw that you also got hit with a lead pipe to your head. There is a major difference between a Kendo Stick and a lead pipe. Even though I did a CAT scan and other types of scans I could not find anything classified as damage that would prevent you from wrestling. I give you a full clearance to wrestle whenever you feel like it.

Bill:  Thanks Doctor Kim. Always good to see you.

At that last comment the end of the video arrives. Once the end of the video passes the Network returns the feed to the camera person assigned to Bill and Bea Barnhart. When the scene comes back on we see that Bea has finished her seafood meal and Bill is nearly done with his Burger meal. When informed by the camera person they are again live broadcasting Bill continues with his comments.

THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME AGAINST PETER VAUGHN

Bill:  Well, Peter, here we go again. But before you get a big ego and hurl insults my way I wish to inform the viewers about the three previous matches we both were involved in. One was a Singles match. One was a Triple Threat match. And the other one was a Four-Way match. I did not win any of those three matches but things will be different this time around. Why would I state that this time around things will be different? It is easy for any wrestler, regardless of how pathetic they are, to win in a Triple Threat or Four-Way match. All they have to do is cower in a corner while the other wrestlers in the match brawl and then when the other wrestlers get worn down the coward wrestler can take advantage of them. No, Peter, that crap cannot happen in our upcoming match at Climax Control 387 because it is just you and me. If you are looking past me to your match scheduled for Blaze Of Glory XII against Miles Kasey for the Internet Championship then you are more ignorant than I thought. If you want to look past me to your Internet Championship match against Miles Kasey then please do so. It only hurts you while it makes me happy that you are distracted during our match.

Bea:  Rest assured that while I am at ringside serving as your Manager I am there to ensure there are no distractions by people associated with Peter Vaughn and that none of his friends or associates try to interfere in your match. I am disgusted with your opponents running scared to the point where they need to use interference from their friends to illegally win matches.

Bill:  Nice that you have my back in my matches and that you ensure the Referee assigned to those matches adheres to the rules and keeps focused on the match in progress.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Oh, Peter, how arrogant and bragging you are. Obviously you have a way better opinion of yourself that others have of you. You have only had ONE Singles match against me and you won that match by Pinfall. The other two matches were a Triple Threat match and a Four Wrestler match so your wins in those matches apply to all the wrestlers involved in those matches. . .not just me.

Bea:  Peter I will let you know now that when the match starts if there is any interference on your side of the match. . .or illegal activity. . .or violations of the rules of the match. . .I will ensure you get called on it and, if necessary, the Referee assigned to the match will Disqualify you. Time after time after time I have to endure Bill getting disrespected by pathetic wrestlers who are afraid to be in the ring against him. They know if they adhere to the rules of the match, and refrain from hiring friends to interfere in the match, that they will lose to Bill. Get used to us ensuring the Referees adhere to their contracts to call matches in accordance with the rules as we are not going to take that crap any longer.

Bill:  Me and Bea recently started looking into the names people have to determine what the meaning of their names mean. Here are the meanings of my name and the name of Bea. The meaning of the name Bill or William, is RESOLUTE PROTECTOR and the meaning of the name Barnhart means AS STRONG AS A BEAR and the meaning of the name Bea means BRINGER OF HAPPINESS. Wow! That’s some great stuff! Bea would you present what the meaning of the names Peter and Vaughn mean?

Bea:  Sure thing Bill. The name Peter means a...uh...you know...a male thing that is between his left. The name Vaughn means small. Ohhhh!!! That means the name of Peter Vaughn means. . .uh. . .a small male sexual appendage thing. I will leave it there Bill.

Bill:  Har har har!!! Are you being serious with those meanings of his name?

Bea:  Yep! Damn serious! If anyone doubts what my research revealed then go look it up for yourselves.

Bill:  Well, Peter Vaughn, I have had my say for today. Leading up to our match I am looking forward to defeating you so that when you finally have your match against Miles Kasey for a chance at the Internet Championship you will automatically be at a disadvantage against Miles. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news but life sucks at times and life is going to suck for you in our match and your life will suck again when you face Miles Kasey for the Internet Championship at Blaze Of Glory XII. Enjoy your trip down Loser Lane because I am the one driving you down Loser Lane to bring you to the Trash Landfill. Har har har!

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their comments and they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and the Network takes control of the broadcast and they cut the feed to the camera person assigned to Bill Barnhart and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / THIS IS MY TIME TO BECOME ROULETTE CHAMPION

« on: March 01, 2024, 08:59:05 PM »

THIS IS MY TIME TO BECOME ROULETTE CHAMPION

Narrator:  After the official Card for Climax Climax control 386 was announced I spoke with Bea Barnhart and I’m telling you that Bea is confident she will easily earn the Roulette Championship against Bobbie Dahl. Bea also had some choice words for Bobbie Dahl but I will let Bea present her comments to you rather than having me step on her comments. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is in Long Beach, California, for Climax Control 386.

When the scene opens we see Bea and Bill Barnhart at The Stand Up Comedy Club in Long Beach, California. We see a sign that says that their friend and neighbor in Lawrenceville, Georgia, Andrew, is doing a short stand-up comedy routine so they came to see him perform some new material.

Bea:  When Andrew called to let us know he was coming to Long Beach to perform at a Comedy Club I was so happy. Andrew told us he placed Iris in boarding at Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so she will be fine until Andrew returns to Lawrenceville.

Bill:  Andrew told me he is trying out some new material to see how this crowd reacts in areas outside of the State of Georgia. Depending on their reaction to his material he said he will either continue to use it for a time or change out the material to be more interesting and amusing for the different audiences. He said he asked to be the opening act as he has a short presentation and then he needs to catch a flight back to Atlanta to return home to Lawrenceville.

The Emcee for this stand-up comedy event steps to the mic and introduces Andrew.

Emcee:  Our first stand-up comedian for tonight comes from Lawrenceville, Georgia. He asked to be the opening act as he is presenting some of his new material to see what reactions he gets, so his time at the mic will be short. Please give him feedback during his presentation and please give a rousing welcome for Andrew Eide!!!

The crowd applauds and cheers as Andrew steps up to the mic and we can only hope that his material will be enough laughs so that Andrew will continue to include some of his new material in his future stand-up comedy routines.

Andrew:  There are some songs where people thought the lyrics said a certain thing and then they found out the real lyrics were something else. One example is the Rolling Stones song ANGIE. My friend told me he always thought the lyrics said IN JAIL. . .IN JAIL...then twenty years later he found out the lyrics said ANGIE. . .ANGIE.

Audience light laughter.

Andrew:  In the Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody the true lyrics are “Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me” and my friend told me he always thought the lyrics were “Beelzebub is the Devil’s disciple” and I am going HUH! Because I knew what the real lyrics were.

Audience moderate laughter.

Andrew:  They say that Owls are extremely smart. If that’s the case why are they always going WHO? WHO? WHO?

Audience moderate laughter.

Andrew:  My closing item is one of those cross the road items. So why did the Cow cross the road?

The audience yells out WE DON’T KNOW! WHY DID THE COW CROSS THE ROAD?

Andrew:  To get to the Udder side!!!

The audience bursts out in loud laughter. Andrew ends his stand-up comedy routine by thanking the audience then he steps off the stage to join Bea and Bill at their table.

Bea:  Nice new material Andrew. I like that you jumped to different topics and with items that make the audience members think.

Bill:  Nice work Andrew. Are you staying for Climax Control 386 where Bea is wrestling Bobbie Dahl for the Roulette Championship?

Andrew:  Sorry I can’t stay as I have a stand-up comedy assignment to do in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so I have to return to Lawrenceville this evening. I also have Iris in boarding at Camp Bow Wow and I want to bring her home where she is more comfortable. Thanks for coming to see me run some new material to the audience. From the reactions I got from the new material I may include some of it in my upcoming stand-up comedy routines.

Andrew stands up and excuses himself so he can catch his flight back to Atlanta, Georgia. Bill and Bea again thank Andew for inviting them to the stand-up comedy club to see him present his new information.

Bea and Bill look into the camera and they inform the viewers they will return to their hotel room and that Bea will continue her comments leading up to her Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl at Climax Control 386 from their hotel room. The Network puts up a notification that they will return shortly to continue with Bea’s comments concerning her upcoming match at Climax Control 386. The Network then cuts back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

AFTER A SHORT TIME THE NETWORK RETURNS TO BROADCASTING BEA AND BILL AT THEIR HOTEL ROOM IN LONG BEACH WHERE BEA CONTINUES HER COMMENTS CONCERNING HER UPCOMING ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH.

The camera shot shows Bea and Bill sitting next to each other in comfortable chairs. The camera person lets them know they are again live broadcasting.

Bea:  I would like to welcome everyone back as we are again live broadcasting. This time we are in our hotel room in Long Beach, California. Do you want to know something Bill?

Bill:  Sure. But I want you to know that I’m on camera with you to provide support for your Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 386 against Bobbie Dahl. It is your match so I would like to keep my comments to myself if that is okay with you. That is, of course, unless you ask me a direct question and want a response from me.

Bea:  Actually I would like you comment on what I’m about to say. You remember Andrew’s comedy routine where he uses the joke WHY DID THE COW CROSS THE ROAD? TO GET TO THE UDDER SIDE right?

Bill:  Of course I remember that joke from Andrew.

Bea:  Well I have one for Bobbie Dahl.

Bill:  I may regret this but please present your item for Bobbie Dahl.

Bea:  WHY DID BOBBIE DAHL CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE I PICKED HER FAT ASS UP WITH A FORKLIFT, DROVE HER TO THE OTHER SIDE, AND DUMPED HER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!

Bill:  Oh, my! I wasn’t expecting that one Bea! Just be careful as Bobbie Dahl is 110 pounds heavier than you. Bobbie could trip over her boot laces and fall on top of you and you might get hurt.

Bea:  I don’t give a damn how much taller or heavier any of my opponents are. Nothing will stop me from earning the Roulette Championship this time!

Bill:  Nice for you to be confident. Now if you will please excuse me I will sit off to the side as this camera time is for you to present your comments for your Bombshell Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl.

Bill stands up and moves to the side where the camera cannot get a shot of Bea and him at the same time so that Bea is the focus of the presentation.

STATISTICS

Bea:  Well, Bobbie, it won’t be much longer when the two of us step into the ring with you as the defending Bombshell Roulette Champion and me as the challenger for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. You defeated Alexandra Callaway for the Roulette Championship. So with that said let me tell you my win-loss record against Alexandra Callaway. I am 2-1 against Alexandra Callaway. You also recently defended the Bombshell Roulette Championship against Harper Mason. Want to know what my win-loss record is against Harper Mason? I am 1-0 against Harper. I admit that way way way back in May 2020, I had a match against you and I lost that match by pinfall. Also I was new to being a wrestler and our match in 2020 was only my ninth match as a wrestler. A hell of a lot has changed since then. I wouldn’t be opposite you in this match as the challenger for the Bombshell Roulette Championship if I didn’t earn my shot. If you think I am going to waste this opportunity then it proves you are not thinking clearly. I am walking into our match as the challenger and I am walking away from our match as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion.

Bea pauses her comments to ask Bill if he wishes to add to her comments and Bill informs Bea that he will not comment at this time Bea is free to continue with her comments.

THE BOTTOM LINE AND THE ONLY VALID OPTION FOR THE OUTCOME OF THE MATCH

Bea:  Bobbie I want you to listen intently and pay attention to what I’m saying. I know. . .I know. . .you focus on the dinner bell instead of other things as your weight proves that conclusion. You may think you will be able to waddle your fat ass into our match and easily dispose of me and walk away as still the Bombshell Roulette Champion. Well, Bobbie, what you think doesn’t mean a damn thing to me as I’m the one who is going to easily dispose of you and I will walk away as the newly crowned Bombshell Roulette Champion.

Bea flashes a smile.

Bea:  Bobbie you may be heavier than me but you do not have an advantage over me simply because you are obese. You are also one inch shorter than I am. The downside, for you anyway, is that with you carrying 110 pounds more weight than me you will get tired, exhausted, and worn down, quickly because you have to use most your energy to lug your fat ass around the ring. Knowing how people with your condition are maybe all that is needed to get the win over you is to have one of the fans toss a Snickers Bar into the ring and you will knock yourself out diving on top of the Snickers Bar for a quick snack. HA HA HA!!!

Bea takes a bit of time to recover from her laughing over her comment about Bobbie Dahl diving onto a Snickers Bar.

Bea:  Let me put this straight up to you. . .of course by using simple phrases and terms so that you will understand what I’m saying. . .because you need to be well informed of where you stand when facing me. I will try not to talk too fast so that you will be able to understand what I’m saying. I am quicker than you in the ring. I will run rings around you since you have to lug around extra weight and I don’t have that weight problem. I have a 130 IQ which puts me in the Genius category which means I can out-think you as fast as the speed of light. I have many maneuvers and holds that result in opponents submitting to me. Oh how I enjoy an opponent getting locked in one of my submission holds and listening to them beg me to release the hold, and begging the Referee to make me release the hold, and listening to the Referee tell opponent that I’m not doing anything illegal or against the rules.

Bea chuckles.

Bea:  Trust me on this one Bobbie. You are not able to intimidate and scare me. However I’ve heard people talking that when you walk into an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet the owners of the Buffet are intimidated because they know they will go bankrupt after you finish eating. Har har har!!! Try to intimidate me Bobbie! I dare you to try! Let me give you a Tagalog phrase to let you know what I honestly think of you. That phrase is IKAW AY ISANG MATABANG BABOY and the literal translation is YOU ARE A FAT PIG and if you take offense to that then try to shut me up. Good luck trying to shut me up Bobbie.

Bea lets out an sinister laugh.

Bea:  Bobbie people have asked me questions about how I feel being in various wrestling matches and I have always given them my honest responses. Here are a few of those questions and my responses to them. I am often asked if I feel bad having a 130 Genius level IQ while facing opponents who have an IQ level lower than a pile of dog shit. My response? Nah! I don’t feel bad being more intelligent than my opponents. I am often asked if I feel good when forcing an opponent to submit for my win in the match? Absolutely! Positively! Without a doubt! I feel fantastic when I have an opponent locked into a submission hold and they whine, cry, scream out from the pain, and beg the Referee to stop the match! Recently I’ve been having everyone ask me if I honestly believe I will defeat you to become the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion and my response is a resounding HELL YEAH I WILL DEFEAT BOBBIE DAHL AND BECOME THE NEXT BOMBSHELL ROULETTE CHAMPION!!!

Bea gives a sad look into the camera before flashing a huge smile into the camera.

Bea:  I’m sorry, Bobbi, that I verbally slam dunked you. . .verbally humiliate you. . .and verbally reveal the truth about how pathetic you are. Then again someone had to do it so I took the opportunity and verbally slam dunked you. You were warned by many people that I’m not someone you should take lightly but of course you failed to listen to the warnings. What happens to you in our match will be because you failed to listen to me and everyone else.

Bea informs the camera person she will make her final comments and when she is done they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Bobbie you think you are a mean girl but you don’t know what a mean girl is. I defeated a gang of mean girls from my High School and College in the Philippines and I walked away without a scratch but all the mean girls left the scene as damaged goods. After me and Bill moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia, I was shopping in Sugarloaf Mills Mall in Lawrenceville. A gang of around 6 to 8 mean girls got themselves into their mean sarcastic mode. I tried to ignore them but they started pushing and shoving me and demanding a fight. I told them I don’t feel like fighting 6 to 8 of them at the same time but I would love to fight them one at a time. Those mean girls at the mall didn’t like that suggestion, as they prefer to work together as a pack, so they rushed me. Guess what happened Georgie? I whupped all their asses and left them on the floor of the mall with bruises, cuts, and broken bones. Those mean girls tried to convince Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police that I started the fight but the security camera footage proved they started the fight and they were arrested. Me? I left Sugarloaf Mills Mall and went free of charges as I was in self-defense mode.

Bea roars with laughter.

Bea:  When the Roulette Wheel gets the spin for our match I honestly don’t care where the wheel lands. There isn’t a stipulation or rules on the Roulette Wheel that intimidates me. Whether the Roulette Wheel stops on a spot that states the match is with brutal weapons. . .or a street fight. . .or a bar room brawl. . .or all of the items listed on the Roulette Wheel combined. . .or absolutely no rules or disqualifications. . .I will still win our match as I adapt to the type of match and I will win. Bobbie please have a nice time leading up to our match because the instant the bell rings to start our match you are doomed!

After Bea delivers her final comments she turns to look at Bill who is giving Bea two thumbs up as his approval rating for Bea’s comments concerning her upcoming match. Bea returns her look into the camera and after a short time the Network cuts the camera feed and our scree goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BEN JORDAN v AIDEN REYNOLDS v ALEXANDER RAVEN v BILL BARNHART - BBB

« on: February 16, 2024, 12:04:37 PM »

A BLOOD BATH BRAWL? WOO HOO!!! MY TYPE OF MATCH!!!

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bill Barnhart recently and even I am shocked at how excited he is to get into his Blood Bath Brawl match at MY BLOODY VALENTINE V. To be honest Bill is so excited and ready to get into this match that is scares me.

BILL IS EXCITED ABOUT HIS BLOOD BATH BRAWL AT MY BLOODY VALENTINE V

The image of Bill Barnhart comes on our screen when the camera person informs the Network and they go live broadcasting. We are not sure where Bill is broadcasting from but we are sure to find out soon. After a short time of the camera focusing on Bill the camera person backs off so that we get a wider shot and we see that both Bill and Bea Barnhart are in camera view. From the view we see around and behind them they are broadcasting from in front of the wrestling ring at the Michelob Ultra Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. We also notice that Bill and Bea have two chairs next to where they are standing so we assume if they desire to sit down while giving comments for Bill’s upcoming match they have the option to do so.

Bill stares intently into the camera and he has a huge grin in his face.

Bill:  A Blood Bath Brawl? Four of us are involved in this Blood Bath Brawl. The participants are Ben Jordan, Aiden Reynolds, Alexander Raven, and ME. A six-sided ring surrounded by a steel cage with a dome roof over the top of the ring. There are also lots of weapons for us to use on the others in the match. Nobody can leave the match and run away and nobody from the outside can get inside to attack the wrestles. It is a total beat-down match until only one wrestler remains standing. And, of course, that last standing wrestler will be ME!!!

Bea:  I will be at ringside as I am Bill’s official and legal Manager and my job during his Blood Bath Brawl is to ensure there is no cheating, or interference, or attacks on Bill before he enters the match. And if anyone doesn’t like me being at ringside they can *BLEEP* off! Also I will be wearing my new Black dress while serving as Bill’s Manager during this Blood Bath Brawl match. I figured since this type of match can be classified as EVIL then I will wear my Black dress which signifies that I am in an EVIL mood during the match.

Bill:  When Bea gets in an evil mood me and Iris leave the house and take long walks until she calms down...ha ha ha!!! Just kidding. Bea is the most wonderful and nice person you should have the pleasure to associate with. However Bea draws the line at people attacking me or Iris and she draws the line at others in Sin City Wrestling accusing her of doing things she never did.

Bea:  Thanks for the kind words Bill. And for anyone who thinks I am at ringside for any other purpose except to be your Manager they are morons. They cannot claim that I will attack wrestlers during the match when the ring is surrounded by a steel cage with a dome on the top. The wrestlers cannot get out and I cannot get in. So you all need to stop your false accusations against me.

Bill:  For the benefit of the fans I wish to present my history with my three opponents in the wrestling ring. I’ve faced Ben Jordan two times but both of those matches were Tag Team and not Singles. Although I’m 0-2 against Ben it honestly doesn’t play into our match as it is not a Tag Team match. . .it is an every man for himself, all hell breaks loose, and you beat the crap out of each other until only one of us. . .ME. . .is left standing.

Bea:  Ben Jordan is a great wrestler Bill.

Bill:  Your statement should have been stated as Ben Jordan WAS a great wrestler but he is not great any longer. Seems that recently Ben has been dwelling on his numerous recent losses than focusing on his overall successful wrestling career. As for Aiden Reynolds I have no match history against him. With Alexander Raven I am 2-4 against him in various match types.

Bill takes a seat on one of the chair and Bea sits in the chair next to him.

AN ANALOGY TO HELP EXPLAIN HOW CONFIDENT BILL BARNHART IS THAT HE WILL WIN THE BLOOD BATH BRAWL EVEN THOUGH THERE WILL BE THREE OTHERS INVOLVED IN THE MATCH.

Bill:  Most of you know I was born in Oakland, California, and lived there until me and Bea moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia, in 2012. The house where I grew up was at 4263 Saint Andrews Road and it was located about a mile from the Sequoyah Country Club that had a great golf course. My father was a member of Sequoyah Country Club so I played lots of rounds of golf at that golf course. I continued to play golf there until me and Bea moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bea:  The Country Club was nice and they have different venues where people could hold weddings, parties, or play a round of golf in the golf course.

Bill:  I am going to give you the details of a situation that took place at Sequoyah Country Club Golf course. The reason I’m relating this item to you is that it proves to you that even if there are three other people involved in an event with me I will overcome the odds and be the winner just as I am involved in the Blood Bath Brawl match at MY BLOODY VALENTINE V with three other wrestlers and I will be the winner there.

Bea:  Everyone will learn a valuable lesson from the story of this situation.

Bill:   Leading up to the day the four way incident that I will relate to you that happened at Sequoyah Country Club we heard that Tiger Woods was in the San Francisco Bay Area playing in a PGA Tournament. My group was only a threesome that day as our fourth person wasn’t able to play on that day. Me and my two friends preferred to play in a foursome but we had to accept that we will be one player short that day. Now just imagine the surprise of the three of us, who were going to play golf that day, that when we got to the clubhouse to confirm our Tee Time who was also standing there? Tiger Woods! Since the three of us preferred to play with four players, but today our fourth person wasn’t able to join us, we discussed if we should ask Tiger Woods if he wanted to join us to make it a foursome.

Bea:  Bill told me about this incident and he said he thought Tiger Woods would snub their group since they are not Professional Golfers like he is.

Bill:  My friends thought I was a fool to ask someone on the level of Tiger Woods if he wanted to join us as a foursome but I asked him anyway. Tiger Woods knew my name as he watched wrestling so he immediately accepted my invitation and we headed off to the First Tee.

Bea:  That was a pleasant surprise.

Bill:  Before I tell you what happened that day let me explain some basic information of the Golf Course at Sequoyah Country Club. From the Blue Tees, which is the Pro Tees, the course is 18 holes and the Par score for those 18 holes is 70. I asked Tiger Woods if he has played a round of golf at Sequoyah Country Club before and he told me this was his first time. Oh, man, the the gears in my brain were going wild since me and my friends played golf at Sequoyah Country Club all the time as it is was our home course. I knew that someone who is playing for their first time on our course would not know all the angles and distances needed so that they do not make mistakes so that they can get a Par score for the round instead of something higher.

Bea:  You always need to evaluate the entire situation to ensure you are the person who can be the winner.

Bill:  We started our round and at the turn to start playing the Back Nine holes we were all very close in score with my two friends a stroke behind me and with me and Tiger tied. After playing eight of the nine holes making up the back nine we came to the tee box on Hole 18, the final hole, and I knew I could get the win. There are three Par 5 holes at the course. They are as follows. Hole 6 is 530 yards. Hole 16 is 482 yards. Hole 18 is 447 yards. However Hole 18, even though it is the shortest Par 5 hole on the course, is extremely difficult with the layout it has so that it plays tougher than Hole 6 and Hole 16 which are longer. The layout of the 18th Hole is such that with the fairway having a left turn in it, and the fairway is heavily lined with trees and deep rough, if you are off to the left or the right, in the deep rough, or in the fairway but short on distance, you are in trouble.

Bea:  In trouble like Ben Jordan, Aiden Reynolds, and Alexander Raven are in trouble facing Bill in the Blood Bath Brawl match at My Bloody Valentine V.

Bill:  So with me and Tiger tied and my two friends were both one stroke behind us we started to tee off on the final, the 18th, hold, with my two regular friends going first. One of my regular friends hit a slice that went into the rough and trees on the right. My other friend tried to hit a draw to the left side of the fairway but he hit is with too much draw and he ended up in the rough and trees on the left side of the fairway. I then teed off and I hit the ball 275 yards, in the middle of the fairway, in perfect position for a shot to try to get my ball on the green in two shots. That shot gave me a perfect position with 172 yards to the center of the green. Seeing the look on Tiger Woods’ face upon seeing my drive I could tell he was trying to look confident but at the same time I noticed the look in his eyes and I knew he would try too hard and mess up his tee shot. It is the same in the sport of wrestling. You get to know how your opponent is doing, and how they feel, when you read the look in their eyes.

Bea:  I play Golf with Bill sometimes and I agree that trying too hard when you are tied, or behind by a stroke, whether you are playing in a Tournament or just a friendly skins game for a few Dollars, that you often try to go outside of your comfort zone and you screw up your shot.

Bill:  Tiger Woods teed up and when he hit his ball he did what my friend did and he tried to hit a draw shot to the left but with too much spin on it and he also ended up in the deep rough and trees on the left side of the fairway. Since the three of them were a longer distance from the pin than I was they hit their second shots before I would hit. All three of them hit short shots having to hit out of deep rough and heavy trees which left all of them still a long distance from the pin. I got to my ball, selected my club that I felt comfortable hitting around 170 yards, and let it fly. I thought I hit the shot a short and thought the ball would end up on the fairway short of the green but the ball hit the few feet short of the green and rolled up onto the green about ten feet from the pin. That gave me a putt to try to score an Eagle which is two shots under Par for the hole.

Bea:  I wish I had been there to witness this final hole.

Bill: My friends, and Tiger Woods, hit their third shots. My friends did not get their balls on the green but they landed close where they could chip on and then possibly putt for a Birdie or at the worst a Par. Tiger, on the other hand, managed to hit his third shot onto the green and he was about 15 feet from the pin so with his next shot he would be putting for a Birdie. The three of them all finished out with both my friends ending up with Pars and Tiger ended up with a Birdie. I got to my ball and putted it into the hole for an Eagle. I ended up winning our round that day by one stroke over Tiger Woods and by two strokes over my two friends.

Bill looks into the camera and flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  I’m sure you want to know why I related that story about the golf game. Simple. I proved that I was better than those three I was in competition with. I proved that if you know what you’re doing, and you don’t take unnecessary risks, and if you stay focused on the goal, you’re going to win. That’s exactly how I’m approaching my Blood Bath Brawl against Ben Jordan, Aiden Reynolds, and Alexander Raven. I’ll enter the match as one of four competitors in this Blood Bath Brawl and I’ll be the wrestler who exits the match as the winner. Deal with that shit, bitches, as you have no chance of defeating me!!! Take note that I am going to school you in Bill Barnhart’s School Of Hard Knocks!!!

Bill informs the camera person that he will take a short break. He also informs the camera person to meet him in the hotel room where he and Bea are staying.

After a short break the camera person is again live broadcasting but this time they are in the hotel room where Bill and Bea are staying while getting ready for Sin City Wrestling’s event MY BLOODY VALENTINE V. When told they are live broadcasting Bill jumps into his comments for this timeframe.

BILL LISTENS TO A BIZARRE SONG

Bill:  I would like to play a little bit of a bizarre song I came across many years ago. The title of the song is STYROFOAM. To this day I have no clue who recorded it. I just know that the lyrics are strange and amusing and maybe you might get some twisted amusement from listening to some of it. You know right? Twisted amusement like watching me destroy Ben Jordan, Aiden Reynolds, and Alexander Raven in our Blood Bath Brawl match at My Bloody Valentine V event.

Bill inserts his USB drive into his laptop computer and he selects the song and begins to play it. We listen to figure out what Bill was talking about concerning this song.

I went to bed on my mattress made of Styrofoam
I went into a dream about Styrofoam
The dream was so strange it made me want to moan
Yes the dream I had was about Styrofoam

I saw Styrofoam people in Styrofoam cars
I saw Styrofoam drinks in Styrofoam bars
I saw Styrofoam houses and Styrofoam parks
I saw Styrofoam dogs with with Styrofoam barks

I saw Styrofoam water in Styrofoam pools
I saw Styrofoam morons who are Styrofoam fools
I saw Styrofoam buildings with Styrofoam doors
I saw Styrofoam brothels with Styrofoam whores

I saw Styrofoam shit with Styrofoam stink
It made me want to puke in a Styrofoam sink
Just some oddly strange stuff to make you groan
That’s why this song is titled. . .Styrofoam

The short song finishes playing and Bill stops the playback. He then removes the USB drive from his laptop computer and returns to focus into the camera.

Bill:  I wanted to share this odd song with you and you are probably wondering why. It is because the song presents items made of Styrofoam which is, in reality, not a sturdy item and easily falls apart under pressure. Hmmm...what a great comparison that makes eh? You three consist of sub-sturdy material and you three will quickly fall apart when I start beating you down. Me, on the other hand, am like kiln-fired steel that can take on anything and survive.

Bill informs the camera person that he is going to make closing comments and when he tells them he is done with his closing comments they can cut their camera feed and the camera person acknowledges what Bill said.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  To start my closing comments I want to state the type of wrestlers in the sport of Wrestling. There are wrestlers who talk a big game but they turn out to be either below-average wrestlers or they outright suck as a wrestler. They talk an average game and then perform at a below average level. Then you have the type of wrestlers who honestly have good wrestling abilities but they fail to use their abilities to their benefit to win matches. Then you have wrestlers who are over-confident smack-talking shit-eating assholes who come into matches so damn over-confident that they end up screwing up in the match and taking a loss. Do you want to know how what I have as opponents in the Blood Bath Brawl match? I have one of each of them in the match. I am not going to tell you which opponent is which type of wrestler as you will find out when you watch our match. I am the only wrestler in this match who is confident in my abilities in the ring because I have had an outstanding successful wrestling career. I am confident that I can take down opponents out and walk away with the win. Even when I am hurt, which is not often, I can inflict more pain in my opponent, or opponents, than they can inflict upon me. My power, strength, agility, wrestling abilities, and confidence, totally trumps the other wrestlers.

Bea: Nicely stated Bill.

Bill:  Okay guys I am ready to get deeper into my closing comments leading up to our match. My first comment refers to how durable I am. Timex made some of the best watches in the world. They had a tagline that went “Timex watches take a licking and keep on ticking” and that’s how I am when it comes to being in a wrestling match. Hmmm...maybe that tagline of  “takes a licking and keeps on ticking” could be your tagline Bea!

Bea:  Cute Bill but you are embarrassing me on national television. But it is okay as you are the love of my life.

Bill:  Just teasing you Bea. Anyway I am like a Timex watch that can take a licking and keep on ticking.

Bill points to his watch on his wrist.

Bill:  Next I want to comment that our wrestling match, the Blood Bath Brawl, is a lot like a Chess game. It is like a Chess game because it doesn’t matter how much you know, or think you know, but it does matter how well you use what knowledge you have for the advantage. I’ve probably been in the sport of Wrestling longer than the three of you combined. Yes I know what I am doing. Yes I’m a bad ass wrestler who can take the blows and dish them out ten times over what blows you three can put onto me. And, like a Chess game, the winner is the person who ends up putting their opponent in a position where their King is in danger of being captured but they cannot escape the capture as there are no further moves available to them. That’s when the winner. . .ME. . .shouts out CHECKMATE!!! And I win the match.

Bill:  My final comment concerns a character you have seen on The Muppet Show. There was this character named Professor Bunson Honeydew. His assistant was Beaker. Professor Honeydew always used Beaker as his test subject and Beaker ended up falling over, getting burned, and getting blown up, by Professor Bunson Honeydew. Although Beaker had a limited vocabulary of MEEP MEEP MEEP...I’m sure Beaker muttered other things under his breath every time one of Professor Honeydew’s experiments blew up and injured Beaker. Well, guys, I am the representation of Professor Bunson Honeydew and you three represent my three lab assistances in the form of Beaker. When I beat you down, both with my bare hands and the weapons provided for us to use in our match, and the three of you know you are going to lose the image of Beaker screaming out comes to my mind. I will leave you with a graphic that you will have stuck in your minds as this is what you are going to scream up when I’m beating you down and destroying you in our Blood Bath Brawl!

After the Network puts up the graphic of Beaker for Bill’s opponents to take into consideration the camera person waits for a long enough time for everyone to take in the graphic and then they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v SAMANTHA MARLOWE

« on: February 16, 2024, 12:01:34 PM »

THE END OF SAMANTHA MARLOWE IS COMING

Narrator:  When I spoke with Bea Barnhart before I came on the air to give you my lead in comments Bea told me that when she defeats Sam Marlowe at My Bloody Valentine V that she predicts that Samantha’s loss to her will be the end of Samantha Marlowe. I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart, who is at her hotel room in Las Vegas, Nevada to let her give you the rest of the story.

The scene shifts to the hotel room where Bea and Bill Barnhart are staying leading up to My Bloody Valentine V which takes place on Sunday, February 18, 2024. We get a shot of Bea Barnhart who is sitting on the couch. We don’t see Bill Barnhart so we have to assume he is out somewhere taking care of things.

OPENING COMMENTS

Bea lifts her head up so she is looking directly into the camera. The determined look on her face is enough to let the viewers know she means business. . .serious business. . .damn serious business.

Bea:  Hi Samantha. How are you feeling? You should be feeling scared. . .frightened. . .helpless. . .and pathetic. . .knowing that I’m in our match to vindicate myself over the four losses I previously took against you by soundly defeating you and sending you into retirement. If you are not worried now you damn sure will be worried when we step into the ring and I dominate you from the sound of the bell to start our match. My defeat of you will not be the physical reason you run off into retirement to hide from everyone. What will cause you to run off into retirement and hide is the amount of humiliation I will place upon you when I easily defeat you.

Bea glares into the camera with a sinister look on her face.

Bea:  So, Sam, maybe you think I suck but I proved otherwise at Climax Control 384. While you, and a lot of the other Bombshells, are declining you see me improving. Soon you will see me obtain the rewards of my hard work and dedication in the wrestling ring by being assigned to challenge for numerous Championships.

Bill Barnhart walks into camera view and Bea is surprised as she thought Bill was out and about taking care of things.

Bea:  Hi Bill. I thought you had left our dressing room and that you were out and about taking care of things. I am airing my comments for my upcoming match against Samantha Marlowe.

Bill looks into the camera and when he realized they are live broadcasting he apologizes and he grabs some items out of the refrigerator in the kitchen area then he returns to the bedroom so he will not interrupt Bea’s comments again. Bea watches Bill walk into the bedroom and then she returns her focus into the camera.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  I will now give my closing comments leading up to my match against Samantha Marlowe at My Bloody Valentine V. Take what I say seriously because I’m not in this match to make jokes.

Bea holds one finger to indicate the first item she is planning to talk about.

Bea:  I find it amusing, Sam, that one of the things you mentioned is that you cannot seem to earn a win in a wrestling match any longer. And then, in your very next breath, you mentioned that you are Championship material. In my eyes having spoiled food items does not equate into those spoiled food items being safe to eat. It amazed me that you managed to put a negative comment next to a positive comment in hopes that they might cancel each other out. Sorry, Sam, your trick didn’t work.

Bea holds two fingers to indicate the second item she is planning to talk about.

Bea:  I noticed while you were talking about our upcoming match that you felt it necessary to comment that you continue to lose matches, that you seem to be having a difficult time figuring out how to win a match again, and then you claimed that one of your recent losses was not your fault. Yeah, okay, sure, whatever. That’s the common reaction people use to attempt to explain away the numerous losses they have endured. It is always someone else’s fault and never the fault of the person making the complaints.

Bea holds up three fingers to indicate the third item she is planning to talk about.

Bea:  But, Samantha, one of your comments had me rolling on the floor. You tried to pump yourself up to try to intimidate me. I’ve got news for you. When a house Cat is scared to death do you know what they do? They arch their back to try to make themselves look more intimidating. They puff out their fur to try to make themselves look larger. And they bare their claws, hiss, and bare their teeth, in an attempt to scare their opponent away. Want to know how often that works for the Cat? Maybe one in ten times the can will successfully pull off the acting job and make their attacker turn and go away. Sorry to tell you this, Samantha, but I don’t get fooled by fake bravado. Nice try Kitty Cat but that doesn’t work on me.

Bea holds up four fingers to indicate the fourth, and final, item she is planning to talk about.

Bea:  Gee, Sam, I was wondering why I smelled methane gas and the smell of poop. It is because you are talking shit! Ha ha ha!!! You cannot avoid taking the loss to me. I have been rising up in the rankings while you and others have been in a crash dive from being high up in the rankings. You are yesterday’s news while I am tomorrow’s headlines! I have had my say for today. However, in closing, another way for me to put it is depicted in the graphic that the Network will put up on the screen now. Simply to put us in comparison with each other I am at the level of a Mercedes vehicle and you are at the level of a Yugo!

The network puts up the graphic Bea had prepared for them.

After the Network leaves the graphic showing a Mercedes and a Yugo for about one minute they cut the feed to the camera person who is with Bea and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v SAMANTHA MARLOWE

« on: February 09, 2024, 05:05:53 PM »

SAM SAM SAM

Narrator: I spoke with Bea Barnhart before I came on the air to ask her how she feels about her match against Samantha Marlowe at My Bloody Valentine V. I will not tell you what she told so I will turn the time over to Bea so she can tell you how she feels about this match.

HOW DOES BEA FEEL ABOUT HER MATCH AGAINST SAMANTHA MARLOWE AT MY BLOODY VALENTINE V?

When the feed to the roving camera person is turned on and the camera is live broadcasting the camera person focuses on Bea Barnhart as she walks down one of the streets in Las Vegas, Nevada, near to the Michelob Ultra Arena. We notice lots of wrestling fans greeting Bea and she smiles and waves too the fans. After a short time the camera person informs Bea that they are live broadcasting. Bea thanks them for the notification that they are live broadcasting and she delivers some comments while continuing walking down the street and glancing into store windows occasionally.

Bea:  I love it when Sin City Wrestling assigns a camera person to follow me so that I can present comments for the benefit of my opponent and for the entertainment of the fans. As you already know I am facing Samantha Marlowe at MY BLOODY VALENTINE V on February 18, 2024.

Bea breaks her comments while she glances in a few more store windows and she greets more fans as they pass by and wave to her.

Bea:  Before I go into comments to Samantha Marlowe I want to let those of you who were not able to see my match against Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 385 how that match went. Going into that match against Seleana I was 0-5 against her. I worked hard, with Bill’s assistance, to work out how to get the advantage in that match and defeat Seleana. My hard work, coupled with the assistance of Bill, got me a win by pinfall over Seleana So I went into that match against her with an 0-5 record and walked out of that match with a 1-5 record against her. That is just the beginning of desire to dominate the Bombshell Division.

Bea again pauses her comments to look into more store windows before continuing to walk down the street and again more of her adoring fans greet Bea and present nice comments to her.

Bea:  Now I wish to present the history I have with my upcoming opponent Samantha Marlowe. I am 0-4 against Samantha Marlowe. Everyone thinks I’m going to lose again to Samantha because I am 0-4 against her right? Didn’t I just go into a match against Seleana Zdunich with an 0-5 record against her, and everyone told me I was going to fail against her again and go 0-6 against her? Well DAMN!!! I told you I was going to defeat Seleana, and I did, and I got my record against her to 1-5. Same damn thing is going to happen to you Samantha. You may be 4-0 against me coming into our match but you will be 4-1 after I defeat you just as I defeated Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 385!

Bea continues down the street for a bit where she comes to a Starbucks Coffee location.

Bea:  Please excuse me while I step inside Starbucks and get a drink and a few items to snack on. The camera person is welcome to follow me inside if they want.

Bea enters the Starbucks with the camera person following her. They remain focused on Bea as she orders a Pink Drink with half the normal ice and a few pastry items to snack on. When Bea takes a seat at one of the tables many of her fans approach her to shake her hand and wish her the best in her match against Samantha Marlowe. Bea thanks each of the fans personally and shortly her drink and snacks arrive.

Bea partakes of her drink and snacks and she acknowledges fans who walk by her table and greet her. When Bea is done with her drink and snacks she stands up and leaves Starbucks to walk around some more before she returns to her hotel room where she and Bill are staying during the My Bloody Valentine V event.

BEA PRESENTS GENERAL COMMENTS DURING HER WALK

Bea:  I wish to comments on my position as Bill’s Manager and concerning his match at My Bloody Balentine V. Yes I will be at ringside serving as Bill’s Manager during his BLOOD BATH BRAWL match. And just so everyone knows ahead of time that since that type of match can be classified as EVIL I will be wearing my BLACK dress while serving in the capacity of Bill’s Manager during his match as I will be feeling EVIL watching that type of match.

Some fans walking down the street stop and talk with Bea. They show their support for her in her match against Samantha Marlowe and they tell her they are anticipating her defeating Samantha. Bea thanks her fans for their nice comments then she continues her walk down the street.

Bea:  Before some of you low-intelligence people start making accusations about me let me cut you off and tell you the truth. The ring for the Blood Bath Brawl which Bill is participating in consists of the ring, which is surrounded by a steel cage, and it is covered with a domed roof, and there are weapons around the ring for the wrestlers to use on each other. While some of you are going to make the claim that I am going to interfere in the match I am setting your accusations straight. How can you make dumb ass comments like that when the ring is enclosed by a steel cage, covered with a domed roof, and weapons are around the ring area for the wrestlers to use? I can’t attack anyone as I couldn’t get into the ring if I wanted to and the four wrestlers involved in the match are unable to get out of the ring as they are trapped inside by the steel cage and roof over the ring. Well. . .Holy Shit Batman!!! . . .I just blew your idiotic theories to hell!

BEA HAS ARRIVED AT HER HOTEL

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea invites the roving camera person to enter the hotel with her and they walk into one of the waiting rooms available where Bea takes a seat while the camera person keeps their camera focused on her.

Bea:  So, Samantha, are you still so damn sure you will defeat me for the fifth time or have you finally realized that I’m in this match to defeat and destroy you? Remember that Seleana Zdunich was over-confident as she was 5-0 against me going into our match at Climax Control 385. Her cockiness and false sense of superiority over me caused her to slip up and she was not able to get her sixth win over me. Now Seleana is 5-1 as I did, in fact, defeat her and by a pinfall.

Bea grins into the camera.

Bea:  Okay so I’m 0-4 against you Sam. You, and nearly everyone else, think I am going to lose again to you right? Didn’t I just go into a match against Seleana Zdunich with an 0-5 record against her and I defeated her to get my record against her to 1-5? Same damn thing is going to to happen to you. You can brag and boast all you want Sam. You can continue to brag how you are 4-0 against me. You can THINK all you want Sam as that is expected. But what you THINK and what I KNOW are opposites and you will suffer a loss to me.

Bea lets out a loud laugh and then the regains her composure to make additional comments.

Bea:  The hourglass has been turned over Sam. Now the sands of time are falling into the bottom chamber of the hourglass. When the last grain of sand drops to the bottom of the hourglass your fate has been sealed and I get the win over you. Think what you want Sam. Believe what you want to believe Sam. No matter what you think. . .no matter what you believe. . .no matter how you feel. . .the sands of time will all drop to the bottom of the hourglass and you will lose to me.

The Network puts up a graphic of an hourglass that is dropping sand into the bottom portion of the hourglass.

Bea:  You cannot stop the sand from dropping into the bottom of the hourglass Sam. You can only watch your wrestling career slowly fade into nothingness as each grain of sand drops into the bottom of the hourglass. And, Sam, when that last grain of sand has dropped then your wrestling Career will be officially over.

Bea informs the camera person that after her next comments they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Samantha I don’t care that I will break your win streak against me. I don’t care that you will be sad when I defeat you. I don’t care if those fans who previously supported you start supporting me. You will lose to me Sam and there’s absolutely nothing you can do to prevent that loss to me. See you at MY BLOODY VALENTINE V. . .If you still have the courage to arrive at the arena and step into the ring to face me in our scheduled match.

Bea finishes her comments for today and the camera person places their camera in a slow fade to black and when the fade goes totally black the Network changes back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING SELEANA ZDUNICH AGAIN

« on: February 02, 2024, 08:08:46 PM »

I AM FACING SELEANA ZDUNICH AGAIN

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bea Barnhart and I asked her how she feels facing Seleana Zdunich for the sixth time and Bea responded that after facing Seleana five times and losing five times to Seleana that this is her time to turn those statistics around by defeating Seleana at Climax Control 385.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bea Barnhart who is out shopping, along with her husband Bill Barnhart, and the roving camera person asks if they mind if they broadcast what they are doing and both Bea and Bill consent to allowing the camera person to broadcast what they are doing. Bea and Bill accept and the camera person thanks them for this privilege.

A WOMAN ALWAYS NEEDS MORE CLOTHING

Bea and Bill walk down the street, with the camera person following them, and Bea spots a high end store that has nice dresses on display. Bea quickly enters the store dragging Bill along by her holding and pulling on his arm. Being a typical male Bill isn’t thrilled to be dragged into a store to look at dresses for women. Now if it was a Sporting Goods store Bill would be thrilled to be dragged into the store to browse.

Bea:  Ooooooo!!! Bill!!! I’ve been utilizing my light blue dress when serving as your Manager for several years. Now that I see these dresses on display I can get several different color dresses to wear when serving as your Manager. That way I can wear a color that fits my mood I am in when I am going to serve as your Manager for your match. If I’m in a mellow mood I can continue to wear my light blue dress that I’ve been using up to now. If I’m in an angry mood I would wear a red dress. If I’m in a dizzy or silly mood I would wear a yellow dress. And if I feel totally evil and mean I would wear a black dress. Nothing works to perk me up like purchasing three new dresses to use when serving as your Manager.

Bill lets out a *sigh* and Bea knows that Bill is not much for clothes shopping so she moves ahead with the purchase of the Red, Yellow, and Black, dresses. Bill is shocked when the total cost of the dresses comes to nearly $500.

Bea:  Oh, Bill, I know you’re a typical male who doesn’t enjoy shopping for anything and even more so when it comes to shopping for clothing for women. I’m paying for these new dresses with my business Credit Card. For those who are watching, and don’t already know, as a side line of work as a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and serving as Bill’s Manager, I continue to do my consulting work. I make good money in my consulting work so, Bill, I’m paying for these dresses with MY money, from MY consulting work, so relax okay.

Bill:  Yeah. . .okay. . .but you should owe me something for dragging me into a woman’s clothing store where you’re purchasing new dresses even though the new dresses will be used by you when serving as my Manager. Maybe you can treat me to a huge meal at an all-you-can-eat buffet?

Bea:  Of course! Let me get my dresses purchase completed then we can return to our hotel and drop off the dresses and then I’ll search for an all-you-can-eat buffet nearby.

Bill:  Thanks.

Bea informs the camera person that they will return to their hotel to drop her newly purchased dresses off and then she and Bill will have dinner at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Bea asks the camera person to remain at their hotel, in the lobby, until they return from their dinner. Bea tells the camera person when they return she and Bill will invite them to their room where Bea will finish the remainder of her comments for her upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 385. The camera person cuts their camera feed to grant the privacy that Bea and Bill have asked for.

BEA AND BILL HAVE RETURNED FROM HAVING DINNER AT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET

Bea and Bill walk into the lobby of their hotel and greet the camera person assigned to them. They invite the camera person to come to their room and to get their camera set up so they can continue live broadcasting.

After a short time the camera person has their equipment set up and they fire up their camera and their camera is now live broadcasting and they inform Bea and Bill of that fact.

Bea:  Before I go into comments for my upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich I wish to address an issue that took place during Bill’s match against Rodrigo Afonso at Climax Control 384. During the match there were several times where the Referee failed to call a foul on Rodrigo Afonso for violating the rules. This included things such as throwing Bill outside of the ring then attacking him outside of the ring. When I confronted Rodrigo Afonso for his offense he threatened to hit me also. When I complained to the Referee they told me to shut up or they will remove me from ringside as Bill’s Manager. A short time after that incident Rodrigo was pulling stuff again so I again confronted the Referee and they banned me from ringside even though I did nothing wrong and I’m legally Bill’s Manager for his matches. If anyone wishes to review that match and see what Afonso did to Bill and how poorly the Referee treated me then go for it.

Bill:  Unfortunately not all the Referees have the right mindset to be in the ring officiating matches.

Bea:  Do you care to name those Referees you are referring to?

Bill:  Nah! I don’t want to jeopardize my future matches by calling out certain Referees and then have them screw me over in my matches because I told the truth about them. Management needs to watch what the Referees do and they are the ones who need to take disciplinary action against offending Referees.

Bea:  Okay.

BEA BEGINS HER COMMENTS ON HER UPCOMNG MATCH AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea thanks the camera person for how quickly they got their camera set up and that they are live broadcasting now.

Bea and Bill position two chairs in front of the camera and when the camera person lets them know they are getting a good shot of both of them Bea starts the comments.

BEA’S HISTORY AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea pulls out a small sheet of paper which she unfolds and holds in front of her.

Bea:  On this piece of paper is my win-loss record against Seleana Zdunich. That is the only information I will present about my record against Seleana. There’s no need to mention our heights and weights as, to be honest, most of the time the height and weight of the wrestlers facing each other has little effect on the outcome of the match.

Bill:  Yes I found that out when I lost my match to Rodrigo Afonso who is way shorter and lighter than I am. I got cocky and arrogant and that distraction cost me the match. Sorry to interrupt you Bea. Please continue with your comments concerning your match with Seleana.

Bea:  Here is my history in matches against Seleana Zdunich. Since I started wrestling in Sin City Wrestling I’ve had five matches against Seleana Zdunich. I am honest in that I lost all five of those matches by pinfall. I could try to explain it away as all of those losses were due to me being new to the sport of wrestling. However I will not do that because some of those matches took place after I have been in the sport of wrestling for over one year and into my second year. Being honest about it Seleana proved to be a better wrestler than I was during those five matches and what I need to do is step up my game, take the match to Seleana, defeat her at Climax Control 385, and walk away with a win against Seleana on my record.

Bill:  Are you sure you can do it Bea?

Bea:  Absolutely. . .without a doubt. . .I got the win in this upcoming match!

Bill:  Please inform the viewers what you are doing, with my assistance, to ensure a victory over Seleana Zdunich.

BEA’S STRATEGY AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea:  So. . .what is my strategy going into my sixth match against Seleana Zdunich? Me, along with Bill, are going to review my previous five matches against Seleana. We will review those matches at regular speed. . .then review them again using slow-motion. . .then review them again using a stop-action feature and zooming in on the action. This way I can see what Seleana does to get ready to apply a move or hold and create a way to counter those moves and holds before she can use them, or apply them, on me.

Bill:  There have been numerous wrestlers over the decades who always did something before delivering what some would call their winning move. I won’t mention names as I don’t care to mention wrestlers from other wrestling federations who had this happen against them. However I will tell you that when we find out the quirks of Seleana, and the numerous things she always does before she delivers a move or a blow, then Bea will be one step ahead of her for the entire match.

Bea:  Thanks for your assistance in this Bill.

Bill:  I’m always here for you.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea informs the camera person that she will deliver her closing comments for her match against Seleana Zdunich. She tells the camera person that when she is done she will let them know so they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Selena. . .after the card for Climax Control  385 was published, and I saw I again have a match against you, I started thinking of what this match means in the area of how fans support you and how other wrestlers seem to want to bow at your feet and worship you as a wrestling goddess. While I was running concepts through my mind I happened to come across a news article concerning Crypto Currency, which is also known at Bitcoin, and I felt what the article stated was a perfect analogy to use.

Bill:  Bea told me what she was going to talk about. I do the same at times but my comparisons did not include the subject matter Bea is using.

Bea:  The article stated that everyone needs to jump on the bandwagon and invest in Crypto Currency, also known at Bitcoin, because they state that the value of the Crypto Currency is likely to go up 400 percent in 2024. This caught my attention due to the fact that everyone is pushing each other to the side to get to you, Seleana, to get on your bandwagon, because they buy into your bullshit.

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  After reading that article I had to ask why people continue to invest in Crypto Currency. This is not real money people. It is just someone going online and telling you if you invest your real money in Crypto Currency with them, instead of investing real money with a legitimate and legal company or organization, they will give you shares of their Crypto Currency. You need to know that the Federal Government doesn’t regulate Crypto Currency as they regulate other financial institutions that handle real investments of real money. International Law doesn’t regulate Crypto Currency either. It cannot be held in your hands to physically make purchases.

Bea again gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  Let me enlighten those of you who have been sitting in the dark for so damn long that you don’t even recognize the light and the truth when you see it. Ask yourself this question. How many times over the past ten years has someone who managed Crypto Currency, from those Sheep-people who gave them millions of dollars, with the guarantee of doubling the value of your money, or more than doubling the value of your money, from those people and then they claim the value disappeared world-wide and you have no money left. Straight up these scammers changing your real money into Crypto Currency, then making a guarantee that your money will double, triple, or increase even more. It happened at least four times recently that I know of. Get real people! Stop falling for scams!

Bea motions to the camera person that she will make a final comment and then they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  The fans who always support you, Seleana, are like those Sheep-people who blindly follow the lies of the scammers who manage Crypto Currency. While the people who manage the Crypto Currency scam people out of their money by making guarantees that their money will increase in value immensely, then they steal the money, you, Seleana, are like those Crypto Currency scammers who lie to get people to follow them. You can trust me on this one, Seleana, that when I soundly defeat you at Climax Control 385 the fans will come running to me as they know I’m not the scammer. . .you are. They know if they support me I will not turn my back on them as you have done. They know that the value of their investment of time and support of me as a wrestler is a fantastic investment that will reap for them more than TEN times what they put into supporting me. Deal with all I have said today Seleana. You have no way out of a loss to me.

Bea motions to the camera person to let them know she is done with her comments and they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network and they Network lets them know it is okay to cut their camera feed and they do so and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT I CAN RESPECT BUT...

« on: January 26, 2024, 08:20:33 PM »

RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT I RESPECT BUT...

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bill Barnhart, before I came on camera, concerning his upcoming match against Rodrigo Afonso at Climax Control 384. The official Card for Climax Control 384 states that Bill is still a bit upset he lost the Golden Briefcase Match, that Rodrigo Afonso ended up winning, and that he wanted another match, this time a one-on-one match instead of the multi-wrestler match. Apparently Rodrigo Afonso accepted the match request as the one-on-one match between Bill Barnhart and Rodrigo Afonso takes place on Sunday, January 28, 2024, I will now turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart at the Dollar Loan Center in Henderson, Nevada.

RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT BILL BARNHART RESPECTS BUT. . .

The scene comes into focus as the roving cameraman person focuses their camera on Bill and Bea Barnhart as they are relaxing in their dressing room at the Dollar Loan Center in Henderson, Nevada. Both are casually dressed and when the camera person informs them that they are live broadcasting Bill and Bea start their comments for Bill’s upcoming match against Rodrigo Afonso.

Bill:  Rodrigo I want to get several items out of the way early in my comments concerning our upcoming match. First I will talk about how we measure up to each other in the height and weight categories. I come into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. You come into our match at 5 feet 6 inches and 170 pounds. Wow! Since this is a one-on-one match, so that you don’t have other wrestlers involved in the match to help you get a win, like you had in the Golden Briefcase Match, what does this mean for our match? It means that I have 10 inches of height over you and 70 pounds of weight. With that height and weight advantage I have over you I find it amusing. I mean, come on Rodrigo, if you just look in my direction, and then you think about how you might be able to try to pick me up and body slam me, you will sprain your back and get a hernia just visualizing our height and weight differences. Me, on the other hand, look at you like a dog looks at their squeaky toy that they bite, chew on, and toss it around the house because, after all, beating the stuffings out of your squeaky toy is fun and amusing. I am The Bulldog Bill Barnhart and you, Rodrigo, are my squeaky toy that I will beat the stuffing out of.

Bea:  Nicely stated Bill.

Bill:  Rodrigo when you enter the ring for our match you need to understand several things. This is not a Golden Briefcase match where you climb up a ladder and remove a briefcase that is hanging on a hook over the ring. No, Afonso, there is no briefcase to pull off a hook to win our match. No, Rodrigo, there are no other opponents in the match to run interference for you. No, Afonso, there’s no way in hell you are going to pick me up and body slam me when I weigh 70 pounds more than you do and I am ten inches taller than you. As I mentioned previously for me to toss you around the ring is like a dog attacking their squeaky toy and throwing it around he house. For you trying to pick me up and shove me around would be like you trying to pick up a car and trying to shove it around.

Bea:  I wish to remind Rodrigo Afonso that I am in your corner as your official licensed Manager and that I will not tolerate any cheating by Rodrigo or his friends.

Bill takes a look at his watch and he realizes there is a short time left for his air time to present additional comments for his match against Rodrigo Afonso.

Bill:  Bea it appears we have a limited amount of time to close up our comments for my match at Climax Control 384 so I will launch into my closing comments but please feel free to add your comments if you desire.

Bea:  Okay.

Bill:  At this time, Rodrigo, I wish to restate something I stated earlier. Although I congratulate you on the win in the Golden Briefcase match I did, in fact, ask to have this match with you at Climax Control 384. You probably want to know my reason and I will tell you my valid reason why I requested this match. One of the reasons you were able to grab the Golden Briefcase that was hanging above the ring was that you need to take into consideration that there were FOUR wrestlers in that match. Had that match been just me and you I would have won so easily that you wouldn’t even be able to remember that I defeated you as it would have happened so quickly.

Bea:  That was a nice, and amusing, comment Bill.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Now, Rodrigo, here’s how our match is going to go at Climax Control 384. I’m telling you this now so that when what I state here does, in fact, happen you will not be shocked. Coming into this match you know that when you lose this match to me you still retain possession of the Golden Briefcase. So the only thing you will lose when I soundly defeat you, and totally humiliate you in the process, will be respect from the fans. . .respect from the other wrestlers. . .and you will lose your confidence and have doubts about your wrestling ability from our match until you finally cash in the Golden Briefcase and lose that match also.

Bea:  Dang Bill! Hard comments there!

Bill:  I previously mentioned that I respect you, Rodrigo, for being in a four-way match for the Golden Briefcase but you only won due to have four wrestlers in the match. I can’t change the match, the rules of the match, or the fact that you took advantage of having four wrestlers going at each other, and you were the one who gained possession of the Golden Briefcase. Yes. . .for that I respect you. . .but also I cannot have the ultimate level respect for you as you did not defeat me one-on-one in that match.

Bea:  You told me about having a unique sense of where you are at all times during a match, and what your opponent is up to, and that it allows you to counter before your opponent can act.

Bill:  Yes I will present that information before I make my final closing comments. Rodrigo I have a very unique sense of where I am at all times during a wrestling match. I have a very unique sense of where my opponent is and what they are up to. The definition of my unique sense while wrestling means I have common sense. . .uncommon sense...and you could even say I have Spidey Sense. . .in that I know when something is coming my way and I am able to react before that something hits me. Simply put, Afonso, you are at my mercy in our upcoming match but I will show no mercy towards you.

Bea:  Anything else you want to say to Rodrigo before we end this session?

Bill:  Yes, Bea, I have additional closing comments to make and then I’m done. Rodrigo have you noticed the actions of Orcas, otherwise known as Killer Whales, and Sharks when they hunt down their prey? Orcas tend to hunt Seals and they also tend to toy around with them like they are playing with them before eating them. Sharks, on the other hand, are more likely to just come at prey and gobble them down. So, Rodrigo, now that you have those mental images in your mind now you need to understand that you are the prey and I am a combination of a Shark and an Orca. I may play around with you for a bit before destroying you but I will destroy you. Have fun Afonso. . .while you can still have fun. . .while leading up to our match at Climax Control 384. . .and please enjoy the wild trip I will put you on during our match.

Bill gives a CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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