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Supercard Archives / Re: BULLDOG BARNHART (c) v ALEXANDER RAVEN - ROULETTE TITLE
« on: March 09, 2022, 09:32:23 AM »
* Senor Vinnie and Pete the Cactus used by permission of Gerrit *

AWESOME TO BE HONORED FOR MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart told everyone once he became Sin City Wrestling’s Roulette Champion he’s going to hang onto it for a long time. His upcoming Championship defense match is no exception. Bill told me there’s no way in Hell Alexander Raven is going to defeat him for the Roulette Championship.

SPECIAL BURGER TO HONOR BILL BARNHART

The scene changes and we are taken to the Burger King restaurant located at 5900 Sugarloaf Parkway in Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is about five miles from Bill and Bea’s home in Lawrenceville. We see Bill standing between two gentlemen while Bea remains off to the side. Many of the restaurant employees are also standing off to the side. We’re not sure what’s going on but we hope we find out soon.

Jose Cil:  Bill I’m Jose Cil and I’m the CEO of Restaurant Brands International which owns Burger King.

Tom Curtis:  And I’m Ton Curtis President of Burger King.

Jose Cil:  Bill you’ve proven yourself to be a tenacious wrestler, dedicated to the sport of wrestling, and you are the current Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. We want to honor you so we came up with something special.

Tom Curtis:  We came up with a special Burger King burger to honor your reign as Roulette Champion. This special burger will be available in our restaurants until the end of 2022.

Jose Cil:  We came up with a large burger we customized to honor you and we are calling it the Bulldog Bill Barnhart burger also known as the BBB Burger. Tom please explain to Bill Barnhart what the BBB Burger consists of while we put up an image of the burger on the screen.

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Tom Curtis:  Burger King’s BBB Burger is made with a three quarter pound flame-grilled beef burger. However for a very small fee we will make it a full one pound of flame-grilled beef. The large beef patty represents not only your Bill Barnhart’s physical size but also the size of the success of your entire wrestling career. It is topped a generous amount of American cheese which represents you being an All-American wrestler. The other items on the burger consist of onions, pickles, lettuce, and Burger King’s “special savory sauce” and it comes on a toasted sesame bun. These items on the burger represent your various angles, accomplishments, and dedication to the sport of wrestling. This special burger honors you because the Bill Barnhart Burger, also called the BBB Burger is what everyone wants, and more, in a burger and you, Bill Barnhart, is what everyone wants in a wrestler and more. The kicker is that you are their Roulette Champion.

The staff at this Burger King restaurant wheels out a cart with several BBB Burgers on it. Most are the three quarter pound variety and the remaining are the one pound variety.

Bill:  Wow! Thanks! This is a great honor. I appreciate you doing this for me.!Nice to know that until the end of 2022 when customers order the BBB Burger they’ll honor my accomplishments in the sport of wrestling.

Those in attendance at this ceremony cheer and clap and everyone is invited to devour a BBB Burger. Bill picks up one of the BBB burgers, the one pound variety of course, and he devours it. The smile on Bill’s face shows how satisfied he is with this special burger honoring him and his wrestling accomplishments.

Bill:  Thanks again for making this special burger to honor me. I can’t help but think what someone would do to try to honor the accomplishments of Alexander Raven who is my next opponent at Blaze of Glory X. I mean he has performed at an average level. He earned a chance to challenge me for my Roulette Championship then he lost his match to Matthew Knox in a match before he had to face me. Then Alexander lost to me in his desire to de-throne me at Roulette Champion. Then he won another qualifier match to get another shot at my Roulette Championship. I mean, come on, how average can a wrestler be and still squeak by and still get another shot at my Roulette Championship. Oh well. Guess not every wrestler can be as awesome as me.

DON’T STIR UP THE HORNET’S NEST

The scene shifts and we are taken to the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person is set up in their living room and Bill takes the center seat to air his comments for his upcoming Roulette Championship match against Alexander Raven and Bea and Iris are sitting one on each side of Bill.

Bill:  Have you watched videos of people who saw a Hornet’s nest and decided to attack it? Maybe they whacked it with a stick or threw rocks at it. Maybe they tried to build a fire and smoke the Hornets away. Maybe they turned a water hose on it and drenched the nest figuring the Hornets would leave. Some even tried using fireworks or other explosives. Want to know something Alex? All those attempts failed and the perpetrators got the shit stung out of them by the Hornets due to their stupidity in trying to take on and chase the Hornets away.

Bill makes a buzzing sound like that of a Hornet and then he makes a motion with his hand like a Hornet diving down and stinging the shit out of someone by slamming his hand into his arm.

Bill:  Alexander you’re obviously uninformed about general things, and even more uninformed about the sport of wrestling and the fact that you cannot defeat me. So I’m gonna tell you some valuable information. Did you know that once you attack a nest of Hornets, and they come out and see you, that your face is ingrained in their brains and the next time they see you, even if you aren’t attacking them, they remember your face and they’ll attack you because they remember what you previously did to them. Why did I tell you that information? I told you because you attacking me, whether verbally or physically, to try to get me to run away from you is not going to work just like all the stuff I mentioned that people attempted to get rid of Hornets didn’t work. I took your ass out and defeated you when you had your first shot at my Roulette Championship. Do you remember that match Alexander or have you conveniently downed enough alcohol and drugs to remove the memory of our match from your brain? It was on January 23, 2022, at Inception V. I successfully defended the Roulette Championship against you. The Roulette Wheel was given a hefty spin and it landed on the spot marked SUBMISSION ONLY. What a great spot for the Roulette Wheel to land on since I’m a master of submissions. And what did I do to you Raven? I made your pathetic self submit to my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammerlock. When Blaze of Glory X takes place on March 20, 2022, that match you lost to me on January 23, 2022, will have taken place 56 days before Blaze of Glory. Raven you’ve had 56 days to think about that loss. You’ve had 56 days of running the loss over and over in your mind, trying to figure out what you did wrong to cause your loss to me. Want to know what you did wrong Alexander? You showed up for the match! The only way you could have avoided a loss to me was to me would have been. . .oh. . .wait…there wasn’t any way you could have avoided a loss to me in that match. Simply put I kicked your ass and then put you in a painful hold and made you submit. Yes the answer really is that simple. Do you honestly believe you’re much better now than you were then? Do you think since our last match where you couldn’t take me out that you know have the audacity to think you can take me out at Blaze of Glory X instead of me taking you out again? Dream on punk! I’ll turn your dreams into nightmares!

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR AS YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT

Bill:  Alexander the saying goes: "Be careful what you wish for as you just might get it." It is meant as a warning that something someone desires might look great at first but then it proves to be problematic, undesirable, and possibly hazardous to their health, if their wish were to come true. Shall we examine that further?

Bill grins into the camera.

Bill:  Alexander you defeated two wrestlers at Climax Control 323 and you have another chance at me and my Roulette Championship. Shall we review your recent matches? You won a match to earn a shot at my Roulette Championship. However before your match against me you lost to Matthew “The Raven” Knox. How appropriate that one wrestler nicknamed RAVEN defeated you, with the name RAVEN, in that match.  After that loss you faced me for the Roulette Championship and you lost to me when I made you submit with my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammerlock. Now you face me again. So you failed the first time and now you believe you have a chance of winning this time? Nah! You failed the first time because you’re a pathetic wrestler compared to me. Since our previous match I’ve become more awesome in the wrestling ring while you’ve continued to deteriorate in your wrestling abilities. You’re going down in defeat at Blaze of Glory X. There you have it Raven. That’s what the main concept of BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR AS YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT is about. You wished for this match. . .now you’ve got this match. . .and you’ll again lose to me.

Bill flashes a larger grin into the camera.

Bill:  Alexander I’ve heard people, including you, talking backstage, during interviews, and during the time they present comments for their upcoming match. My friends also tell me what they’ve heard others say. The main item in their comments is they want to know why, in my Roulette Championship defense match against you, it took me so long to defeat you. They want to know why, if I’m as awesome as I claim to be, shouldn’t I have been able to defeat you quicker than I did? Good question and here’s my honest answers. I could have easily defeated you in less than five minutes. That would have been very amusing and fun for me but I’m not going to screw the fans by ending the match by defeating you in less than five minutes. The paid money to watch the wrestling matches and they want to be entertained and I entertained them at your expense. Alexander have watched a cat confront a mouse? You would expect a cat would be able to confront and destroy a mouse quickly. But what does the cat do? They know they’re in the superior position against the mouse. They know with one swipe of their claws the mouse is finished. They know if they pounce and bite the mouse that the mouse is no more in this life. The cat enjoys being entertained so they play with, and manipulate, the mouse to make the confrontation more enjoyable for them. Yeah, Alex, that’s what I did to you in our last match and that’s what I’m gonna do to you again at Blaze of Glory X.

SOME PEOPLE CLAIM I’M TOO OLD TO CONTINUE WRESTLING

Bill:  I hear the behind-the-back comments people make and most are made by fellow wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. I turned 38 years of age on November 14, 2021, and people say I’m too old to wrestle. These same morons who make that statement are the same ones who watch professional wrestling and cheer on wrestlers who are over 50 years of age. You know who you are who do this. You know who those wrestlers are that you continue to cheer for even though they are way older than I am. You support wrestlers who are over 50 years of age and claim to be the undead and the undefeatable. You support wrestlers who are in their late-60’s who wear an outdated style of  moustache and rips off a thin tee-shirt to act tough. You support over-50 wrestlers who wear face paint probably because they’re too ugly to show their real face to the public. The list of wrestlers who are older than 50 years of age is a long one and you hypocrites cheer them on all the time. And yet you want to disrespect me for being 38 years of age.

Bill throws his hands up as a show of disbelief at the hypocrisy of others.

Bill:  Then you look at me and claim that at 38 years of age you feel I’m too old to continue wrestling and I should retire? To hell with that bullshit! I’m the Roulette Champion and to date nobody has been able to defeat me for the Championship. As I stated a moment ago you all are hypocrites as you’re not consistent in your behavior. If you think I’m too old to wrestle effectively I have a question and a challenge for you. The question is why you support and cheer for wrestlers who are over 50 years of age while at the same time you disrespect me for being only 38 years old? Here’s a challenge for you. If you honestly believe I’m too old for wrestling then try to do something about me legally earning the Roulette Championship. If you think you’ve got what it takes to take on, and defeat me, because I’m 38 years old, then bring your pathetic ass on and challenge for a shot at my Roulette Championship. You’ll regret your decision!

Bill motions with his hands in a gesture that says BRING IT ON.

Bill:  Bea would you like to make some comments before I start my Zoom meeting with Anthony Amey, the Sports Anchor at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta?

Bea:  I don’t want to take up much of your air time Bill. I’ll simply state what an honor and pleasure it is for me to serve as your Manager for your upcoming match and the extreme honor serving as your wife. To be in your corner as your Manager is a privilege and honor that I take seriously. It is my pleasure to be at ringside to watch you destroy Alexander Raven.

Bill:  Thanks for your comments Bea.

QUESTION AND ANSWER TIME WITH ANTHONY AMEY

Anthony Amey the Sports Anchor at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta starts the Zoom call and the feeds from both Anthony and Bill show up on the screen so viewers can see both sides of the conversation.

Anthony Amey:  Thanks for accepting my invitation to do a Zoom call for the benefit of our viewers.

Bill:  Always a pleasure to have a conversation with you Anthony.

Anthony Amey:  Viewers have been sending me questions they want you to answer. You’re one of their favorite wrestlers. Many of the our viewers put you up there in the same category as other Roulette Champions such as Kristopher Ryans, James Tuscini, Griffin Hawkins, and Alex Jones, when it comes to obtaining and retaining the Roulette Championship. Are you ready for their questions?

Bill:  Let’s do this!

Anthony Amey:  Are you left handed or right handed?

Bill:  Right handed.

Anthony Amey:  Do you like Coffee or Tea?

Bill:  Coffee. But let me add this to my answer. I want my coffee black, straight up, no cream, no sugar, no additives. I want my coffee with a caffeine level so high that it reaches out of the cup, talks to me, and slaps me across the face. Nothing like a strong straight up coffee to start my day.

Anthony Amey:  Your answer gave me a great mental image. Do you prefer dogs or cats?

Bill:  Dogs of course! That’s why I have my baby girl Iris the English Bulldog.

Iris perks up when she hears Daddy Bill mention her name.

Anthony Amey:  Do you prefer Standard Rules wrestling, Hardcore Rules wrestling, or Anything Goes No Rules wrestling?

Bill:  It depends on my opponent. If I have someone who is trained in Standard wrestling it is nice to face them in a match that fits their style of wrestling as I’m a great all-around wrestler. If my opponent is primarily a Hardcore style wrestler then having Hardcore Rules or an Anything Goes match is easy for me as I can wrestle in any type of match and be successful.

Anthony Amey:  Burgers or Pizza?

Bill:  Since Burger King just created the BBB Burger, which stands for Bulldog Bill Barnhart burger, I would say burgers. But as you know, Anthony, one of the fundraising contests I do against Iris is a Pepperoni Pizza eating contest. Hmmm. Maybe I can bring in a new event where me and Iris compete in a burger eating contest, using my BBB Burger, to raise funds for good causes.

Anthony Amey:  Do you like sports such as Football, Basketball, and Baseball?

Bill:  Not really. I prefer wrestling.

Anthony Amey:  What is your go-to comfort food?

Bill:  Wow! I have so many My main go-to comfort foods include Pepperoni pizza, hamburgers with all the fixings, burritos, tacos, and enchiladas.

Anthony Amey:  We’re at the last question from our viewers. What is your thoughts on Alexander Raven?

Bill:  I noticed the question from the viewer was stated as what are my thoughts on Alexander Raven. I’ll interpret their question as they want to know what I really think about Alexander Raven so that’ll be the context of my response. Alexander Raven is an over-rated bratty punk. He won a match to get a shot at my Roulette Championship then he lost his match against Matthew Knox before his match with me to challenge for the Roulette Championship. Then Raven lost to me in his bid to earn the Roulette Championship away from me. Then recently he won a Triple Threat to get another shot at my Roulette Championship. This upcoming match for Alexander will have the same result as our previous Roulette Championship match which is I win and Alexander Raven loses.

Anthony Amey:  That’s all the questions from our viewers. Do you mind taking some questions from me?

Bill:  I’ll always take your questions Anthony.

Anthony Amey:  Do you have any concerns about Pete the Cactus dating your English Bulldog Iris?

Bill:  Only that I think Pete often takes advantage of Iris in the dating department. Iris is fixed so she cannot get pregnant so I don’t have concerns about that. My biggest concern with Pete is that I feel he’s a playboy and that he might be misleading Iris and might try to corrupt her. If that turns out to be the case Pete will get a stern talking to from me.

Anthony Amey:  Are you and Vinnie continuing on in the Mixed Tag Team Division where your Mixed Tag Team consists of either you and Bea or Senor Vinnie and Bea or do you have other plans?

Bill:  I like the idea that we can mix it up in the Mixed Tag Team Division. However, Anthony, I’ve heard Vinnie talking about one of the Bombshells showing interest in teaming with him in the Mixed Tax Team Division. I wouldn’t mind that but if it ended up that me and Bea had to face Vinnie and his partner it would feel awkward.

Anthony Amey:  Here is my final question. Do you feel bad that for a long period of time Sin City Wrestling hasn’t allowed Iris to be involved in stuff going on in the arenas and do you hope they will lift that restriction soon?

Bill:  I feel bad for Iris as she’s feeling lonely when me and Bea leave our hotel room and go to the arena for wrestling events. She doesn’t know we’re working when all she wants to do is get attention and love from us. I assure you once the restrictions on having Iris in the arena with us is lifted Iris will be back at ringside when Bea is serving as my Manager.

Anthony Amey:  Thanks for taking questions from the viewers and from me Bill. Always a pleasure to have you on my program.

Bill:  The pleasure is entirely mine Anthony. Thanks!

The Zoom video call with Anthony Amey ends.

CLOSING COMMENTS TO CLOSE ALEXANDER RAVEN’S WRESTLING CAREER

Bill returns to looking into the camera.

Bill:  Alexander I’ll make my closing comments short. Not really much left for me to say to inform people you suck but still it is nice to make closing comments. You suck. You’re pathetic in the ring. I defeated you by submission. You can round up every good-luck charm on the planet and that wouldn’t be enough for you to win this upcoming match against me. You can visit a Voodoo lady and have her cast a spell on me to make me falter but that won’t work. If Satan couldn’t take me out there’s no way some Voodoo lady can get the job done. We will not know the rules and stipulations of our Roulette Championship match until the Roulette Wheel stops spinning and lands on one of the spots to inform us what type of match we’ll have. I don’t give a damn what the Roulette Wheel lands on because I’m an awesome wrestler who can deal with anything, at any place, at any time, and come out the winner. I hope you’ll still have enough courage to show up for our match at Blaze of Glory X and actually start our match when the bell rings. I’ll accept a default win over you if you chicken out and fail to show for our match but I’d rather you show up so everyone can watch me destroy you. That’s it. Thanks for joining me today.

Bea gives the CUT sign to the camera person and they call into the Network and the Network tells them to turn off their camera and they do and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / I WILL BLIND YOU WITH MY SHINE
« on: February 23, 2022, 06:18:02 PM »
* Senor Vinnie and Pete the Cactus used by permission of Gerrit *

I WILL BLIND YOU WITH MY SHINE

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart has a match scheduled for Climax Control 324 against Mercedes Vargas. This is the second time Bea is facing off against Mercedes so we will see how she does this time around.

CLEAN UP ON AISLE THREE

We are taken back about one year when Bea Barnhart was shopping at the Kroger Grocery Store located at 950 Herrington Road in Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is near the home of her and Bill and Iris. Bea is pushing her shopping cart up and down the aisles looking for the items on her shopping list. She turns the corner and starts to go down Aisle Three when she is blocked by the cart of a woman shopper. Although the aisles in Kroger are wide enough for two carts to pass each other this woman shopper had her cart in a position that blocked Bea from going down the aisle. Bea, being a nice person, politely asks the woman to move her cart so she can get by.

Bea:  Excuse me? Could you please move your shopping cart a bit so I could get by?

The woman shopper is either ignoring Bea or she cannot hear Bea talking to her so Bea again asks her but in a louder voice.

Bea:  Excuse me! Could you please move your shopping cart a bit so I could get by?

Again the woman either cannot hear Bea or she is deliberately ignoring her. Bea goes a bit louder this time.

Bea:  Excuse me! Could you please move your shopping cart a bit so I could get by?

For the third time the woman fails to respond and move her cart. Bea reaches out and gently moves the woman’s shopping cart about one foot so she can get her own cart past the woman’s cart. This is when the woman gets upset and responds.

Woman Shopper:  What the hell are you doing? You don’t touch my shopping cart! Who do you think you are?

Bea:  Excuse me but I politely asked you to please move your shopping cart so I could get by and you apparently ignored me. So I moved your car1 one foot so I could get my cart by and you have a problem with that? It isn’t your cart anyway as it belongs to Kroger! And, by the way, I’m Bea Barnhart, one of the Superstar wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling Federation.

The angry woman shopper takes offense to Bea and she charges at Bea but Bea easily side-steps the woman’s attack which causes the woman to slam into the shelves in the aisles and items fall off the shelf onto the store floor. The woman gets up and again tries to hit Bea but Bea easily out-maneuvers the woman. The woman again charges at Bea but Bea ducks under her attempt and flips the ignorant woman over her head where she lands in her own shopping cart causing the shopping cart to flip over and lands on top of the angry woman who is nearly unconscious now. The Assistant Manager of Kroger walks down the aisle and informs Bea they have the incident she had with the woman on surveillance camera if she wishes to sue the woman for her attack. Bea tells the Assistant Manager that kicking the woman’s ass is enough punishment for the woman. Bea continues her shopping with a smile on her face while the Assistant Manager makes an announcement for his Employees over the announcing system.

Kroger Assistant Manager:  Can I have several employees to clean up the spill on Aisle Three? Thanks!

Bea hears the Assistant Manager’s announcement of the spill to be cleaned up on aisle three and she cannot help but burst out laughing.

Bea:  HA HA HAR!!! That will teach others that you don’t take me lightly and you damn sure don’t attack me!

Bea continues shopping as the scene fades out.

LAYING OUT THE TRUTH TO MERCEDES. . .

The scene switches and we are in the hotel room of Bea and Bill Barnhart. The camera person is already set up and ready to broadcast Bea’s comments for her upcoming match. Bea and Bill have a very nice room that includes a small sauna area. Bill is running around searching for Iris as she seems to have gone hiding on him again. While Bill hunts down Iris to get her to stay out of trouble Bea sits down on the couch to present her comments for her upcoming match with Mercedes Vargas.

Bea:  So, Mercedes, we meet again. It looks like Management has an interest in me to move up and start challenging for Championships again. I know what you’re probably thinking Mercedes. We had one match a long time ago. It was at Climax Control 277 on August 23, 2020. Since I started my wrestling career in January 2020 I didn’t have many matches when we met at Climax Control 277. I know you want to take me lightly because I don’t have as many wins as you have over your long career but taking me lightly will cause you to lose our upcoming match. I remember an incident where some jerk woman shopper at Kroger Grocery Store thought I wasn’t a threat when I politely asked her to move her shopping cart and she refused to move it. Then when I moved her cart a mere one foot so I could move my cart down the aisle she wasn’t just verbal in her assault on me for touching “her” cart. She decided to lunge at me and attack me. I easily side-stepped her pathetic attempts to inflict harm on me and I left her laying on the floor of Aisle Three while I continued shopping. Do you want to take me lightly Mercedes? You can talk about the matches I haven’t won lately but looking at your performance lately you’re not doing much better than me. That changes this Sunday evening when I soundly defeat you and move up in the rankings while you get defeated and move down in the rankings.

WHERE’S IRIS?

Bill walks around the hotel room continuing to look for Iris. Bea is not happy that Bill is walking through her camera shot.

Bea:  What’s up with you looking for Iris? This hotel room isn’t exceptionally large so there can’t be many places where Iris can hide. Are you sure you didn’t leave the door open and she might be out in the hallway roaming around?

Bill:  I’m sure Iris is inside the hotel room hiding. I think she believes I’m going to take her for a bath and you know how she gets when it is bath time. I’ll continue having a look around. . .

Bill is interrupted in mid-sentence by a loud knocking on the hotel room door. Bill answers the door to see Senor Vinnie at the door. Bill invites Vinnie in. Vinnie, Bill, and Bea, get into a conversation about Iris.

Bea:  Ahem! Boys! Please make this quick as I’m airing comments for my match at Climax Control 324.

Senor Vinnie:  Bill have you seen Pete? I’ve looked everywhere for him but can’t find him. I thought maybe he was here visiting Iris.

Bill:  Nope. Pete isn’t here. In fact I’ve been looking everywhere for Iris. She’s usually good at hiding from me when she thinks I’m going to give her a bath but this seems to be something different.

As Bill and Vinnie look around the room they hear a noise coming from the small sauna in their hotel room. Bill, Vinnie, and Bea, look over at the door to the sauna. The door slowly opens and they see Pete the Cactus strut out of the sauna with a towel wrapped around him and he’s humming to himself. Pete is smoking a cigar he is holding in one hand and sipping a mixed drink he is holding in his other hand. Right after Pete comes out of the sauna Iris walks out and she has a small towel on her head and another one around her backside and she has a huge grin on her face. Bill looks at Vinnie and Vinnie looks at Bill and then the two of them and Bea look at Pete and Iris.

Bill:  Iris!!!

Senor Vinnie:  Pete!!!

Bill:  Come on Vinnie! You need to get control of Pete!

Senor Vinnie:  What? As if Iris is under control? You need to focus on getting her under control also. I think Iris is corrupting Pete.

Bill:  Iris? Corrupting Pete? More like the other way around! You know how the saying goes right? Driving Pete to be corrupt is a very short drive.

Bill and Vinnie realize they honestly aren’t going to control either Iris or Pete, as those two will do whatever they want, so they burst out laughing, then high five each other, shake hands, and then they look at Bea who has a stern look on her face.

Bea:  Iris! Pete! You two get over here now! Bill! Vinnie! You two get over here also!

Pete and Iris slowly walk over and stand in front of Bea. Bill and Vinnie stand a bit away from Bea not knowing how upset she really is.

Bea:  Iris you get in your room and get ready for bed now! How dare you scare us like that going into the sauna with Pete without letting us know where you were. And as for you, Pete, you go with Senor Vinnie, and get back to your hotel room. I’m going to deal with you and Iris tomorrow. And as for you, Bill, and you  Vinnie, you two need to watch over Iris and Pete more closely than you’re doing. If you don’t take control of Pete and Iris I’ll damn sure take control of all of you! Sheesh! Now you four get out of here so I can continue with my comments for my upcoming match.

Vinnie takes Pete and they leave the hotel room to return to their own room. Bill walks off with Iris to bring her into her room to settle in for the evening. The camera returns to focus on Bea.

LAYING OUT THE TRUTH TO MERCEDES. . .CONTINUED

Bea:  Well I took care of those four quickly. And on Sunday evening I’m going to take care of you quickly Mercedes. In fact an incident that I observed recently near our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, is a perfect representation of how unobservant and uncaring you are.

Bea picks up a bottle of iced tea and takes a drink.

Bea:  I believe the laws concerning Police chasing someone in their car, or a fire truck or ambulance on a call, with sirens blaring, is universal. When you’re driving and you hear a siren from an emergency vehicle you are to stop and give them way. Even more important is that if you are at an intersection and you hear the sirens you’re to stay put and not cross the intersection as the emergency vehicles have the right of way.

Bea drinks more iced tea before continuing.

Bea:  Here’s an incident me and Bill observed about a month ago while we were driving down Herrington Road and we were at the intersection of Herrington Road and Cruse road. We were stopped at the red light on Herrington. We could clearly hear numerous sirens blaring so we knew either a fire truck, ambulance, or police car, was coming toward the intersection but we didn’t know from which direction. About fifteen seconds later it was clear the sirens were coming from Cruse road toward the intersection with Herrington Road where we were located. At that time the signal for us on Herrington Road was red and the signal for Cruse Road was green. Then the signal changed to where it was red for Cruse Road and green for Herrington Road where we were located. Although we had the green light on Herrington Road the law states the emergency vehicles with their sirens and lights on have the right of way and can go through the intersection even though the light for them was red. The law states to stay where you are and not attempt to cross an intersection when you hear sirens even though you have the green light. So what does the car in front of us do? They hit the gas and fly into the middle of the intersection just when the Ambulance comes up Cruse Road to go through the intersection. The driver of the car that drove into the intersection freaked out when they say the Ambulance so they hit their brakes stopping in the middle of the intersection and nearly got broadsided by the Ambulance. That’s pure stupidity on their part. That’s moronic behavior not understanding what could have happened to them. It is an arrogant mindset and it could have ended up with them getting seriously injured or killed.

Bea finishes her iced tea.

Bea:  Why did I tell you that incident Mercedes? I told you that incident because you’re like the dumb ass driver who failed to obey the laws and nearly got themselves injured or killed. They didn’t stay put in their car. They heard the sirens like we did. They decided to cross the intersection just as the ambulance came hurtling through the intersection. Then when these jerks realized they made a huge mistake they got so scared that instead of clearing the intersection they slammed on their brakes and stopped in front of the ambulance and nearly got broadsided. So, Mercedes, if you want to be like that driver who made a hazardous maneuver that could have ended horribly bad for them then do so. If you want to fail to obey the rules and laws then do so. If you make a decision that puts you in harm’s way then do so. Just remember that whatever you do I’ll counter it and take advantage of your mistakes and take you out. I’m on the move up the ladder of success and Management has taken notice of me. You, on the other hand, are well beyond your expiration date and you need to be disposed of like a container of out-of-expiration-date spoiled milk.

LOOK TO THE FUTURE…DON’T DWELL ON THE PAST

Bea:  I’ve noticed something about you Mercedes. From the comments I hear from other wrestlers they also noticed it. You dwell on the past. I admit you had a very nice past and held many Championships and some of them for a long reign. However, recently, you’ve been losing a lot of matches. You seem to forget that there is a thing called the future and the future isn’t always kind when it comes to aging wrestlers. When you held all those Championships and were able to successfully defend them you were younger. Now as you’re getting older you seem to dwell on the past as you have nothing from the present to brag about and damn sure you have nothing in your future that you can be proud of.

Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  Mercedes if you happen to get a win over me in our match I’ll be honest and go public and commend you on the victory. But, Mercedes, that is a huge IF you can defeat me. However when I defeat you everyone will see you do what you always do when you lose a match. You get on camera and Twitter and bitch, moan, complain, and claim the loss you took was invalid even though your opponent legally defeated you. Then you will go off and list all the Championships you’ve held, how long you held them, and how, overall, have a better list of accomplishments than everyone else on the Roster. That’s a major difference between us Mercedes. Where you have to boast about things that used to be. . .you have to brag about past accomplishments. . .you have to claim your opponent didn’t legally defeat you. . .I tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. You need to be damn glad they don’t hook you up to a Polygraph machine because with all the lies you tell the Lie Detector machine would explode.

Bea bursts out laughing then regains her composure to continue with her comments.

Bea:  Be honest with yourself Mercedes. Stop trying to be what you were years ago. You don’t have now what you had then. All your smack talk won’t get you a win in our match. All your smack talk won’t get you shots at Championships. All your smack talk will get you is a beat down and having my hand raised in victory. You are the past of Sin City Wrestling and I’m the future of Sin City Wrestling. Deal with it!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell them to cut their camera feed and they do and our screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT QUALFIER MATCH
« on: February 09, 2022, 09:20:40 AM »
BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT QUALIFIER

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart and Masque are facing Kat Jones and Mark Cross in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Winning this Qualifier match advances Masque and Bill into the next round of the Tournament on their way to winning the Tournament.

SHOPPING AT KROGER SUPERMARKET

The scene on our screen changes and we see Bill Barnhart at the Kroger Supermarket on the corner of Cruse Road and Herrington Road in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person assigned to Bill follows him around the store while he shops.

Bill:  While most wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling like to show you their sparring matches, or them having a drinking party where they get drunk, or male wrestlers intimidating and attacking women, or some other things that come across as the same old thing being the same old thing, I’m original, and honest, and willing to show you my real life adventures in addition to my wrestling abilities. Although I’m a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling I’m also a citizen of the community where I live. I shop at this Kroger Supermarket in Lawrenceville all the time. When I’m purchasing a lot of items I’ll drive my vehicle here to load my purchases in. If I only have a few items to get the walk from our house to this Kroger Supermarket is about five minutes. So please sit back and relax and watch me shop as I enjoy shopping. I’ll get to my comments concerning our Blast From The Past Tournament match at Climax Control 322 after I return home from shopping.

While going up and down the aisles Bill sees a young mother with three kids ranging from 1 year old to maybe 4 to 6 years old. She is looking up toward the top shelves, and it is obvious she is not tall enough to reach items on the top shelf, even more so with three young kids to attend to, so Bill stops to offer assistance.

Bill:  Hi. Is there anything I could help you get from the top shelf since you have three small children to watch while you’re shopping?

Woman:  DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEED HELP?

Bill:  Geez! No need to be a asshole about it! I’m just trying to help out in case you need something off the top shelf. It is hard for anyone to reach up to the shelves and even more so when you have three young children to take care of while shopping.

Woman:  I DON’T NEED YOUR F*CKING HELP!

Bill:  What? Gawd! I hope you’re not married! Wouldn’t want to know that some poor man has to put up with your bitchy attitude all the time. This is the thanks I get for offering assistance to you? That’s messed up!

The woman storms off down the aisle and disappears when she turns the corner. Bill continues his shopping and when he turns down one of the aisles to browse the products he sees the woman again and this time she’s on her cell phone. Since she’s talking with a man on speaker mode Bill assumes the person she’s talking to is her husband. Bill stops and listens to the conversation.

Woman: THERE’S SOME GUY HERE IN KROGER ASKING ME IF I NEED HELP TO GET SOMETHING OFF THE TOP SHELF. DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED F*CKING HELP? WHY DON’T YOU COME HERE TO KROGER AND KICK HIS ASS!

Knowing the woman is on speaker talking with her husband and telling him to come down to Kroger to confront him and attack him Bill gets into the conversation.

Bill:  Ooooo so you’re telling your husband to come to Kroger and attack me huh? Yeah come on down here and try to attack me and I’ll lay your ass out in the aisle while your smart ass wife watches. I did nothing wrong except offer to get something off the top shelf for her as she has your three young children with her while she’s shopping. Your wife goes off on me, then you go off on me, then you threaten me? Bring it on because if you lay a finger on me I’ll knock you out and you’ll be arrested by the police.

Bill listens for the woman to confirm that her husband is coming down to attack me. After Bill hears her tell her husband not to come down to Kroger as he is likely to get hurt badly by Bill the woman hangs up the phone and tries to apologize to Bill.

Woman:  Uh. . .uh. . .I’m really sorry about what happened. It isn’t easy to do grocery shopping with three small children coming along. My husband isn’t much help taking care of them. Can we just part and go our own way and forget this happened?

Bill agrees as he feels bad that the husband of this woman is a jerk. The woman walks to the checkout lane to check out. Bill continues shopping and when he’s done he goes through the self-checkout and pays for his items. The camera person follows Bill into the parking lot. After Bill loads his Hyundai Santa Fe with his purchases the camera person gets into their car to follow Bill to his home where they will continue to air Bill’s comments for his Blast From The Past Tournament match.

BACK AT BILL’S HOME

Bill and the camera person arrive at Bill’s home in a very short time since Kroger Supermarket is less than a half mile from his home. Bill brings his purchases into the house while the cameraman sets up their equipment in the living room. The camera goes live and the camera person focuses on Bill as he puts his purchases away. When Bill is done he walks over and sits on the couch. Bill is then joined by his wife, Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, on the couch.

Bill:  Iris I need to ask you something before I go into my comments for my upcoming match. When Pete the Cactus called you for a video call this morning how come I heard the music YOU ROCKED ME ALL NIGHT LONG by AC/DC play?

Iris turns her face away from Daddy Bill.

Bill:  I know you were in the house all night but for you to have that song play when Pete calls you for a video call is not appropriate as it gives people the idea some stuff is going on that shouldn’t be going on. So, Iris, what are you gonna do about it?

Iris lets out a groan then shoves her head under Daddy Bill’s arm and Bill pets her and Iris calms down and lays her head on Daddy Bill’s lap.

Bea:  Iris we’ll have a talk later. Right now Daddy Bill needs to air comments on his upcoming match.

Iris:  *SIGH*

THE KEY IN THE BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT IS HAVING AN OUTSTANDING TAG TEAM PARTNER

Bill:  Holy Sh*t Batman!!! I knew Masque was talented, interesting, dark, and aggressive, but now after hearing her comment on our upcoming Blast From The Past Tournament match against Kat Jones and Mark Cross. . .well. . .I guess the only thing I can say is I feel a bit sad for Mark and Kat having to face our team. Sure is a great feeling to have a fantastic Tag Team partner in Masque.

Bea:  I echo your comments Bill.

Bill:  I want everyone to know how thrilled I was when the drawing of names to create Tag Teams for the Blast From The Past Tournament gave me Masque as my partner. For those who may not have seen Masque in action I’ll give you an idea what she’s about. Everyone is familiar with the ZZ Top song LEGS. The lyrics of the song go She's got legs, she knows how to use them, She never begs, she knows how to choose them.  I’ve modified their lyrics to fit my fantastic tag team partner Masque. My version goes She’s got skills, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. Masque proved that against Kaiju Rainbow recently. I’m confident when the Bombshells get tagged into our match Masque will make quick work of Kat Jones and we’ll win the Blast From The Past Tournament match then  go on to win the overall Tournament.

Bea:  I can see Masque applying the Mandible Claw on Kat. Then the next thing is that Mark, who is freaking out over the loss in the match, will violate the rules to try to get Masque to release the Mandible Claw she has on Kat. Unfortunately that will either lead to a Disqualification of their team or Bill getting tagged in and whupping the crap out of Mark Cross.

Bill:  Some people get paired up with a partner who is totally insane and blows the match for them. Some get paired up with someone who is violent but lacks other skills in the ring and they blow the match for them. Others get paired with someone who cheats and gets their team disqualified. The list goes on for a long way. But me? I got teamed with Masque. She’s a great all-around wrestler. She has great wrestling skills. Some try to classify her as possibly insane. Some claim she might be too violent in the ring. There are some who make claims that she cheats. I’ve done research and I find that Masque may be a little bit of each of those but she has something that maybe one in ten wrestlers has. What is that you ask? The ability to focus on winning wrestling matches. The ability to take out opponents. The ability to intimidate others. The ability and desire to win. Masque is a unique wrestler in that she is everything you want her to be but if you’re her opponent she is everything you wish she was not. I was blessed in the draw for teams for the Blast From The Past Tournament with the draw of Masque as my partner.

Bea:  I totally agree with you Bill. Would you tell the viewers why you’re different from most wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling?

Bill:  I don’t copy other wrestlers. I have my own style and I do my own thing. I’m one who became successful because I don’t back down from anyone. I don’t back down from anything. Nothing intimidates me. I stand up and take the fight to my opponents. I won’t go into an overly long dissertation on what happened to create me as I am but I’ll present the two incidents that made me what I am today.

Bea:  Kat and Mark need to pay attention to these incidents so they’ll understand why they’ll lose to Bill and Masque.

WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

Bill:  I spent ten years fending off the murder intentions of my half-brother Chris Shipman. That’s not a figure of speech people. He wanted to literally murder me as he got found guilty in a Court of Law for the death of our sister and he tried to blame her death on me. I’m still here and doing great and Chris Shipman hasn’t been heard from since we both left the previous wrestling federation we worked in. That should tell you all you need to know about me and what I’m about.

Bea:  Tell them about your confrontations with Satan.

Bill:  When I worked in another wrestling federation, where my half-brother Chris Shipman also worked, Satan came to me annually to challenge me for my soul for eternity. Satan failed nine years in a row. Of course Satan came back the next year and I told him this has to be the last time he challenges me for my soul. He agreed and we had a binding contract. The bottom line was that  if Satan were to win this time and obtain my soul then I’m his to do with what he wants. If I win Satan is denied the opportunity to challenge me for my soul again for eternity. You all think Satan is extremely intelligent but he isn’t. I told him if I allow him to have his minions be on the voting crew to decide who wins our contest then he has to allow me to be the one to choose the challenge we have to perform in order to try to win. Proving he wasn’t thinking clearly that evening he agreed. Satan called one hundred of his minions to vote on our contest. I told Satan we had to have a dance-off. Satan roared with laughter because he felt this was an easy contest for him to win but I knew I was going to win. I even allowed Satan to go first. He did his dance routine and then I did mine. I did my dance routine to the music SHAKE YOUR BOOTY. When I was done me and Satan stood there waiting for his minions to vote on who would win. When the results were tallied on the vote by the minions they stated they gave seventy-five votes for Satan to win. Figuring he had won the contest to obtain my soul Satan started laughing uncontrollably. Unfortunately, for him anyway, when the minions then gave their vote on my performance and they gave me ninety of their one hundred votes. Yes I defeated Satan by fifteen votes and the votes came from Satan’s minions. I looked at Satan and reminded him of our agreement and since I won the tenth contest out of ten contests against him the agreement is he can never challenge me for my soul again for eternity. So, Mark and Kat, if you two piss ants think I’m intimidated by you then you’re more ignorant than I thought you were!

Bea:  That’s part of the reason Bill is confident in wrestling and life in general. Defeating one of the most deranged and mentally twisted persons in his half-brother Chris Shipman and defeating Satan for eternity is empowering. Bill are you going to tell the viewers the amusing thing you told me the other day about a child and a balloon?

Bill:  You’ve all seen a child with a balloon. They’re holding the string, smiling, happy, and admiring the balloon, then someone comes along with a pin and pops the balloon. The look on the child’s face is priceless! In an instant they went from having fun to being sad. . .having it all to having nothing. . .happy with the world to mad at the world but not able to do a damn thing about it. Yep! So, Mark and Kat, that’s how you two are going to feel when me and Masque defeat you. POP!!!

PAST HISTORY

Bill:  I wish to talk to you, Mark, for a moment. I’m an honest person so I’ll continue in my honesty concerning the history we have against each other. Our first match against each other was on August 4, 2019, at Climax Control 244. I lost to you by pinfall and I salute you on that win. Our second match against each other was on November 3, 2019, at Climax Control 251, and again you won over me by pinfall. So we enter our Blast From The Past match with you 2-0 against me. But, Mark, before you crow like a horny Rooster after the Hens those matches were over two years ago. Things have changed during that time for both of us. I see you were World Champion for about five weeks and that you won the Blast From The Past Tournament on April 12, 2020. But, alas, that was then and this is now. While you were a short-time Champion I have held the Roulette Championship since October 3, 2021. So shall we compare Championships for just a moment? You have around five weeks as World Champion and I’ll reach 133 days on the day we participate in Climax Control 322. Hell of a big difference comparing our Championship reigns eh?. If you want to bring up my Blast From The Past history from 2021 you’re welcome to do so. I would have easily won the Tournament had I not been teamed with a partner who spent all her time disrespecting me and throwing the match. This year the Tournament is different. I have a great partner who is talented, powerful, agile, and aggressive, and I know she has my back in the match and she knows I have hers.

Bea:  I had a match against Kat Jones at Climax Control 319 on December 12, 2021 by pinfall. Kat is a good wrestler but my observation is that Masque is a fantastic wrestler. I see Bill and Masque with an easy win in this match.

Bill:  I agree with you that our team will have the win in this match but I’m also aware that Kat Jones and Mark Cross are not going to do the trained dog routine of roll over and play dead. The key is to go into this match with confidence, a respect for my partner Masque, and the ability to tag in and out of the match to allow both of us to have the opportunity to pick up the win and move along in the Blast From The Past Tournament.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bill:  In the world of finance the term BOTTOM LINE refers to the final totals after the accounting is done. If you have a profit on the bottom line they say you are IN THE BLACK but if you have a deficit on the bottom line it means you have taken a loss and you are IN THE RED.

Bea:  And the bottom lines for this match are?

Bill:  The bottom line for me and Masque is we have a huge profit and will win and move on in the Blast From The Past Tournament. We’ll continue winning until we’re the last team standing. But, Kat and Mark, you have a huge deficit which means you two are taking the loss and going home to watch our team continue on, and win, the Blast From The Past Tournament.

Bill informs the camera person he is done presenting his comments and the camera person calls into the Network to let them know. The Network cuts the feed to the camera person and returns to their regular programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / NO MERCY
« on: February 02, 2022, 08:48:44 AM »
I’LL HAVE NO MERCY ON KAIJU RAINBOW

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart is scheduled for a match against Kaiju Rainbow for Climax Control 321. Bill is not performing at this Climax Control but he will be in his Blast From the Past Tournament match at Climax Control 322. Bill has Climax Control 321 off but he will be at the arena to watch Bea in her match.

AT RANDY’S PERENNIALS & WATER GARDENS IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

The scene opens and we see Bea Barnhart, and her English Bulldog Iris, at Randy's Perennials & Water Gardens located at 523 West Crogan Street in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bea:  Let’s look around Iris, I want to find Fig trees that have the Figs that are purple inside. I think the fruit trees are down this direction.

Bea and Iris start walking down the walkway to where the fruit trees are located. When Bea and Iris pass the section where the succulents are located Iris stops and won’t move even though Bea is pulling on her leash. Bea continues pulling but Iris won’t budge. When Bea looks at Iris she notices Iris is staring at numerous Cactus and we assume that keys here to think about her boyfriend Pete the Cactus.

Bea:  Sorry Iris but those Cactus are not Pete. You’ll be with him soon enough. Come on! We need to get to the section with fruit trees. I want to purchase several Fig trees that bear Figs with that are purple inside.

Iris reluctantly follows Bea but she keeps looking back at the Cactus and moans and cries.

BEA AND IRIS RETURN TO THEIR HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

Bea and Iris return home and Bill comes downstairs to greet them as they enter the house. Iris runs upstairs and Bill is surprised how quickly the can move when she wants to.

Bill:  I guess Iris went to get on her laptop to have a video call with Pete the Cactus. Did you find the purple Fig trees?

Bea:  They didn’t have them in stock but they’ll come in shortly.

Bill:  Okay. I’ll go up and stay with Iris to keep an eye on her video call with Pete while you’re airing comments for your match against Kaiju Rainbow. How come there’s no camera person here to air your comments?

Bea:  I‘m airing my comments using my laptop computer. I’m connected to the Network and they’ll broadcast my comments real-time.

Bill:  Oh. . .Okay. . .I’ll have to start doing that also.

Bill goes upstairs and Bea gets on her laptop to air her comments for her upcoming match.

NO PITY. . .NO MERCY

Bea:  Before I go into my comments for my upcoming match against Kaiju Rainbow I wish to comment on Bill being in the Blast From The Past Tournament. I’m honored to have Bill in the Blast From The Past Tournament and I’ll be in his corner as his Manager for all his matches. I’m not going to lie to you but I hope Masque and Bill end up facing Mikah and Mac Bane in the Tournament. I want to see Mikah fail and Mac get beat down by Bill since Mac is the ringleader in the attacks that took place against Bill, Vinnie, and myself recently.

Bea holds her hand up in a fist and shakes it at the camera. She then grabs a bag of Skittles candy and aggressively rips the bag open. Bea downs the entire bag of Skittles in a short period of time then she glares into the webcam on her computer.

Bea:  You know that the tagline for Skittles candy is TASTE THE RAINBOW but you just saw me destroy the rainbow by ripping open the bag of Skittles and devouring all of them quickly. That’s how I plan on doing you in our match Kaiju. Just as I did with this bag of Skittles I’ll grab you, rip you open, and spill your rainbow all over the ring. TASTE THE RAINBOW they say? I say DESTROY THE RAINBOW!

Bea bursts out in laughter.

Bea:  I’ll be honest with you Kaiju. You managed to last longer in your match against Masque than I thought you would. When she locked in her Rapture Mandible Claw there was no escape for you. I’m sure you won’t mind if I also make you submit in our match right? I would expect you to talk a lot of crap leading up to our match but I’m not sure you’re able to talk very well after that Mandible Claw. Ha ha  ha!!!

DOES CATASTROPHE CREATE NEW THINGS

Bea:  Astronomers claim that planets were created when numerous celestial bodies crashed into each other. I call bullshit on that!. Things that crash into each other don’t create more complex and complete things. On the contrary two or more things crashing into each other usually destroys most of the objects that are crashing together. Have you ever seen an explosion in a junk yard and suddenly out of the results of the explosion a Boeing 747 Airliner, or a high rise building, or a car or truck, is created from the explosion? Hell no! Of course not! Well, Kaiju, I’m the explosion and you’re the trash in the dump. When I destroy you the pieces will not miraculously come together and create a new and better version of you. All it will do is splatter you around the ring. You’re going down for the count against me and there’s nothing you  can do about it.

PICK UP THE PIECES

Bea:  Kaiju are you familiar with the classic song titled PICK UP THE PIECES? It was done by the group Average White Band and it was very popular for the time when it came out. The lyrics are simple and go PICK UP THE PIECES repeated over and over again. Yeah, Kaiju, I’m going to break you into pieces and the crew at the Cox Pavilion in Las Vegas will come out and pick up your pieces.

FOLLOW THE COLORS

Bea:  Colors. Yeah! There are many colors out there. Some of the other wrestlers are green with envy over me. They always present the fact that I haven’t won as many matches as they have but then they’re green with envy because I’m prettier and more sexy than they could ever hope to be. Others are yellow because they have a yellow coward streak running down their spine. When the match action gets tough they often turn and run away. Others are blue because they always seem to be sad about something instead of enjoying every day to the fullest. Well, Kaiju, speaking of colors it is appropriate your name is Rainbow. Why? Because you’re green with envy that you can’t be like me. You’re jealous that you can never be as pretty and sexy as I am. You’re blue because you lost your match against Masque and you know you’re going to lose to me at Climax Control 321. But, Kaiju, after I put a big time beating on you know that you’ll also be black and blue from all the bruises I gave you. Enjoy the rainbow, Rainbow, because the storm named Bea is headed your way like a Category 5 hurricane and your rainbow is going to be obliterated.

OBSERVE, TAKE THE ADVANTAGE

Bea:  Well, Kaiju, how are you feeling so far hearing my comments concerning our match? Never mind telling me because I don’t care what you think or how you feel. I want you to know Bill has the video of your match against Masque and we’re going to go over the match. Bill has been in wrestling for 20 years and with his experience he’ll point things out to me so I can counter everything you have and to exploit your weaknesses. I’m honest concerning my work in the wrestling world that I didn’t come from a wrestling family as a lot of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling have. I haven’t been a wrestler for 20 years as my husband Bill has done. I officially started my wrestling career on January 20, 2020, in Sin City Wrestling. With Bill’s experience and training I get better every match. And for damn sure I’m going to get the better of you in our match. Hurricane Bea is about to hit and  you’re directly in my path of destruction.

Bea smiles and waves and then she cuts the feed to the Network that is broadcasting her comments and our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: Roulette Championship: Bulldog Bill Barnhart (c) v Alexander Raven
« on: January 18, 2022, 12:30:44 PM »
* Pete the Cactus used by permission of Senor Vinnie *

I’M THE ROULETTE CHAMPION AND ALEXANDER RAVEN CANNOT CHANGE THAT

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart stated he plans on being Roulette Champion for a long time. Bill told me his upcoming match against Alexander Raven is of no concern to him since he knows he’ll easily defeat Raven to retain the Roulette Championship.

IRIS AND PETE THE CACTUS

The scene changes and we see Bill in the bedroom Iris uses in their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Iris is on a laptop computer so Bill walks over to see what Iris is doing. He is surprised to see that Iris is having a video call with Pete the Cactus who belongs to Senor Vinnie.

Bill:  Iris what are you doing? I thought you and Pete the Cactus broke off your relationship last year. That’s why I’ve been trying to get you a date with UGA the English Bulldog mascot for the University of Georgia in Athens, Georgia. I guess Mommy Bea was right in her assumptions about you and Pete dating again.

Iris turns and looks at Daddy Bill. Iris lets out a snort indicating she isn’t interested in UGA the English Bulldog as she’s interested in continuing to date Pete the Cactus. Iris returns to her video call with Pete the Cactus. (For the benefit of the viewers an interpretation of what Pete and Iris are saying is being provided but we cannot fully verify the accuracy of the translation)

Pete the Cactus:  ! ! ! (interpretation:  I still love you Iris)

Iris:  Woof! (interpretation:  I still love you Pete)

Pete the Cactus:  ! ! ! (interpretation:  Okay then I will book a reservation for a restaurant in Reno, Nevada, so we can have a being reunited celebration meal)

Iris:  Bark! Bark! (interpretation:  Great! I love to eat!)

Pete the Cactus:  ! ! ! (interpretation:  Good! I love my girl to be chubby!)

Iris:  Woof! Bark! Howl! (interpretation:  Game on!)

Iris looks at Daddy Bill and realizes he is still listening in on her video call with Pete the Cactus. She snorts at Daddy Bill then hits the button to turn off the video call. Iris closes the laptop and struts out of the bedroom.

Bill:  Good to see Iris and Pete got back together. I hope they have a great time reunited. Not sure what they talked about but I’m sure it isn’t a serious case of love.

FUNDRAISING FOR A GREAT CAUSE

The scene changes and we get a shot of the Hospital-Medical Facility of Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta. We then get a shot of Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in the Conference Room inside the hospital. As the camera stops on Bill and Bea they make comments.

Bea:  Thanks for joining us today. We’re still in the Atlanta Metro Area and we’ll travel to Reno, Nevada, for Inception V after our comments today. As many of you know we love to have Bill and Iris compete in fundraising events to raise money for great causes. Today we are going to have a Pepperoni Pizza Eating contest between Bill and Iris to raise money for Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta, as they do fantastic work helping children recover from their illnesses.

Bill:  I’m not going to tell you that I win most of the competitions between myself and Iris as that would be a lie as we’re tied in the amount of wins against each other. Today we’re having a Pepperoni Pizza Eating contest. There’ll be a specific amount of time for me and Iris to devour pizza and the one who eats the most pizza in that amount of time is the winner and has the bragging rights. Iris always accuses me of cheating her in these fundraising events but I can’t expect her to be able to do logical reasoning. You know, like my upcoming opponent Alexander Raven, who isn’t capable of logical reasoning knowing that I’m gonna kick his ass at Inception V and walk away with my Roulette Championship still around my waist. But enough of Raven and his pathetic wrestling. We need to get on with the Pepperoni Pizza Eating contest.

Bea:  I’ll explain the rules of this Pepperoni Pizza Eating contest and how the money is raised for the fundraiser. Most of the donations come from patients and staff at Children’s Hospital of Atlanta. Since our friend, Anthony Amey, is the Sports Anchor at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta he arranged for a major monetary contribution from WST-TV for this fundraising event. The pizza eating portion of the event will be ten minutes. Yes only ten minutes for Bill and Iris to eat as much pizza as they can. We have Pizza Hut bringing the pizzas and they have been told to ensure all the pizzas brought to the Pepperoni Pizza Eating contest are the exact same size and weight so Iris won’t think her Daddy Bill is trying cheating her. The servers will place a pan of pepperoni pizza in front of Bill and one in front of Iris. When the ten minutes are up the person, or dog, who has eaten the most pepperoni pizza in that amount of time will be declared the winner. Since Bill and Iris are tied the winner breaks the tie. Bill. . .Iris. . .are you two ready?

Bill:  I’m always ready to eat pepperoni pizza!

Iris:  Woof!

Bea:  The servers come out with two pans of pepperoni pizza. These pizzas have been certified to be exactly the same size and weight. Each pizza is cut into eight slices. Should either Bill or Iris finish their pan of pepperoni pizza before the ten minutes elapses the servers will immediately place another pan of pepperoni pizza in front of the person, or dog, and they’ll continue to eat until the time limit is up. The pepperoni pizzas are on the table in front of Bill and Iris. Ready. . .GO!!!

Bea starts the timer as we watch Bill and Iris dive into their pepperoni pizzas. It looks like Iris has taken the lead. Bill also notices this so he picks up the pace and quickly passes Iris up. Not happy to be falling behind Iris also picks up the pace. The two are going bite for bite and this contest appears to be even. Both finish their pans of pepperoni pizza and the servers immediately place another pan of pepperoni pizza in front of Bill and one in front of Iris. The two continue devouring their pizzas and they still appear to be even.

Bea looks at the timer as notices there are only five seconds left in the Pepperoni Pizza Eating Contest.

Bea:  Five seconds left you two! FIVE. . .FOUR. . .THREE. . .TWO. . .ONE. TIME’S UP!!! STOP EATING!!!

Bill and Iris obey Bea’s command and stop eating. The servers collect the remaining pizza. They analyze how much of the pizzas have been devoured and how much is left. They then weigh them on a scale. To their surprise the amount of pizza remaining is the same for Bill and Iris so this contest is a tie.

Bea:  We have an interesting situation in this Pepperoni Pizza Eating contest. Pizza Hut has determined Bill and Iris ended in a tie so both are winners. May I have the official tally of the amount of money we raised for Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta?

The Finance Manager of Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta hands Bea a sheet of paper. Bea looks at the paper and smiles.

Bea:  We have exceeded our expectations for this charity fundraising event. The Finance Manager of Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta handed me a sheet of paper stating we raised $10,000 for Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta. Thanks to everyone who contributed to this great cause! Also thanks to Bill and Iris for being willing to perform in these fundraising events.

Bill, Bea, and Iris, celebrate and Bill and Iris accept that the contest ended in a tie so they’ll have another opportunity in the future to break the tie.

TIME TO RETURN HOME TO LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

Bill, Bea, and Iris, are walking to their car in the parking lot of Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta to drive home to Lawrenceville, Georgia, where Bill and Bea and Iris can get their stuff ready to travel to Reno, Nevada, for Inception V. As they’re walking Bill realizes he stepped on, or in, something, and the item is stuck to the sole of his shoe.

Bill:  Hang on Bea. Something is stuck on the sole of my shoe.

Bea:  We need to take a look at it so we don’t track stuff into our car.

Bill takes a seat on a bench and removes his shoe and turns it over so he can examine the sole.

Bill:  Take a look at this Bea. It appears I stepped on a Cockroach and squished it and it stuck to the sole of my shoe.

Bill pulls out a tissue and scrapes the squished cockroach remains off the sole of his shoe and he tosses the tissue into the trash can.

Bill:  I believe I found out where Alexander Raven has been hiding. Unfortunately I squashed him under my shoe and had to scrape him off and toss him in the trash can. Glad I found his hiding place. Har har har!!!

Bea:  That’s a mean thing to say Bill.

Bill:  So? Alexander Raven isn’t worth my time and he isn’t worth me making kind comments about. He’s just a Cockroach in the dirt of life that needs to be deposed of.

Bill, Bea, and Iris continue to their car in the parking lot at Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta. They get in their car and drive off to return to their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

BACK AT HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

We are taken inside the home of Bill and Bea in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person is set up and ready to broadcast Bill’s comments leading up to his Roulette Championship defense match against Alexander Raven at Inception V. Bill walks over to his Karaoke machine and turns it on.

Bill:  One of my favorite musicals is OKLAHOMA. I want to play a part of one of the main songs from the musical where the star of the musical, Gordon MacRae, sings OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING. After you hear the original version I’ll present my version of the song.

Bill presses the  play button and the song OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNINIG from the musical OKLAHOMA plays.

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye,
And it looks like its climbing clear up to the sky.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Everything's going my way.

Bill presses the stop button.

Bill:  That’s all I need you to hear of the song OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING from the musical OKLAHOMA. Now that you heard the original I’ll give you my version of the song.

Bill presses the play button but he also presses the button that allow the music only to play while suppressing the original lyrics so we can hear Bill singing the lyrics.

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye,
And it looks like its climbing clear up to the sky.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I am the Roulette Champion
And I’m going to keep it that way
Yes I’m going to keep it that way.

Bill presses the stop button and smiles.

Bill:  I’ve mentioned this numerous times but I’ll mention it again. I plan on keeping possession of the Roulette Championship for a long time. Am I going to pass up the top three longest Roulette Championship reigns in Sin City Wrestling History? I don’t know the answer to that question but I’ll keep plugging along and see how it eventually turns out. For damn sure those who place their bets on me to retain the Roulette Championship against Alexander Raven will win those bets. Hmmm. A thought just came to me. Hey, Alexander, since you’re going to lose to me I suggest you place your money bets on me to win. That way even though you lose the match you still come out winning the bet and you walk away with more money than you came in with.

Bea:  I love it when you do parody of songs.

I PLAN ON BEING ROULETTE CHAMPION FOR A LONG TIME

Bill:  Here’s where I stand so far with the Roulette Championship. I won the Roulette Championship on October 3, 2021, at Climax Control 312. I successfully defended the Roulette Championship on November 7, 2021, at High Stakes XI. Some may say one successful championship defense isn’t anything to brag about. I say that first successful defense of the Roulette Championship was just the first in what will be a very long line of successful defenses. Will I manage to become the longest reigning Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling? Keep your eyes on me and we’ll find out.

Bill lets out a light laugh.

Bill:  Alexander Raven you’ve talked so much shit no wonder your breath stinks. You come into Sin City Wrestling and manage to take out two weak opponents to end up facing me for the Roulette Championship and you think you’re something to brag about. There’s a lot of things I find pathetic and disturbing but you’re near the top of the list of things I find disturbing and pathetic. Honestly I don't know which is more pathetic. Listening to you mumbling along trying to explain what you want to attempt to do in our match or to to watch Erik Estrada acting in a Spanish Telenovela and trying to speak Spanish. If you don’t get the Erik Estrada reference do some research so you’ll understand what I’m talking about.

Bill lets out a hearty laugh this time.

Bill:  You apparently make the assumption that I’m mentally slow and incompetent. You obviously don’t realize I carry a genius IQ of 130. That’s okay. Less than five percent of the people in the world are at my IQ level so I can’t blame someone with a low IQ to understand. Allow me to make comments concerning your mindless ramblings and false claims and then tell you and the viewers the truth. You brag about being the greatest wrestler around and yet against Matthew Knox you allowed yourself to get distracted and he won the match by throwing you into the sleigh. That sure didn’t appear to be great wrestling or great intelligence on your part. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are trying to blame your mental lapse and loss in that match to me walking out from the backstage area to watch your match. I didn’t distract you Alex. You distracted yourself. Nice attempt to try to place the blame for your loss on me but that shit doesn’t work. You are 100 percent responsible for your loss to Matthew Knox. I’m the Roulette Champion for a reason. I earned it the Roulette Championship. I didn’t steal the win. . .I stepped up and earned it. When I see you in front of the camera rambling on with incoherent statements, comments, and threats, beating your chest with your fists, and foaming at the mouth, I see a loser and not a winner. I take wrestling seriously but apparently your talk is cheap because your actions, especially against Matthew Knox, prove you don’t take wrestling seriously. I’m walking into our match as Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion and leaving the match still Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion and there’s nothing you can do to change that.

Bill gets louder in his laughter.

Bill:  I have an allergic effect on other wrestlers. Often when people have allergic reactions to something they get chills, cold feet, a rash, a fever, and sometimes the inability to move away from the item causing them the allergic reaction. Well, Raven, I’m the allergen and you’re the victim affected by my allergen. Enjoy your chills, cold feet, a rash, and a fever, due to being in a match against me. Feel free to scratch away and take your allergy medication. Not that anything you can do will change the outcome of our match! Har har har!

Bea:  Nice one Bill.

Bill:  Simply telling the truth Bea. Alexander it appears you’ve lost a lot of things in your life and most of those things you’ll never get back so you have to rely on memories, some bad and some good, to fill the void. Now you face me for the Roulette Championship. What this means is you’ll have another loss added to your long list of losses in your lifetime because for damn sure I’m not losing to you.

Bill bursts out laughing again and it takes him a bit of time to recover from laughing to continue his comments to Alexander Raven.

Bill:  There’s many more references and analogies I could use to describe you to let people know how pathetic you are, how pathetic you’ll perform in our match, and how pathetic you’ll be when you run off and hide after your loss to me. You see, Alex, taking me on for the Roulette Championship is like a Miner digging for gold in a sewer. You’ll come up with tons of shit but you damn sure won’t come up with any gold. The Roulette Championship gold is mine!

Bill roars with laughter this time but he quickly regains his composure.

Bill:  Alex I’ve had many opponents make me shake my head in disgust due to their stupidity. Your pathetic Kindergarten level rants and threats are hilarious. I defeated Satan and I defeated my evil half-brother Chris Shipman. I know I’ve mentioned it numerous times but it bears repeating. Shipman spent 10 years trying to kill me. Yes you heard me correctly. He wanted me dead because he was found guilty of the death of our sister. If Satan couldn’t take me out, and if my half-brother Chris Shipman couldn’t take me out, and both of them were on the Master level of violence, then why the hell do you think you can take me out when you haven’t graduated from Kindergarten level threats yet?

Bill bursts out in uncontrollable laughter and it takes him some time to regain his composure.

Bill:  Take a look at me Raven. Take a close look at me. Take a damn close look!!! While you’re classified as fake goods I’m 100 percent real. I don’t need chemicals, preservatives, or other additives, to make me great. I’m the real deal. I’m what you want to be, but will never be, so you try to enhance your acceptance by deceit. Try whatever the hell you want Alexander. Think whatever the hell you want Alex. While you try and think of what you might be I’m damn sure positively know what I am. Enjoy yourself leading up to our match at Inception V because when you step into the ring against me and I destroy you there’ll be no enjoyment remaining in your life. Bea we need to get our things together to travel to Reno, Nevada, for Inception V. We’ll leave for Reno, Nevada, shortly and I’ll provide more comments after we get settled into our hotel room.

The camera person cuts his camera feed and the screen goes dark.

AFTER THEIR ARRIVAL IN RENO NEVADA, BILL, BEA, AND IRIS GO OUT FOR DINNER

The camera person turns on his camera feed and we see Bill and Bea and Iris at the Campo Italian Restaurant in Reno, Nevada. Bill and Bea, along with Iris, are sitting in the outside dining area as dogs are not allowed inside the restaurant. As the camera pans around the outside dining area we see Pete the Cactus arrive in the outside dining area. Bill and Bea knew Pete was showing up as they were informed that Pete and Iris wanted to have a dinner date to celebrate their reconnection with each other. Bill and Bea set up a small table next to their table and Pete and Iris take their seats.

Bea:  Aren’t they a cute couple?

Bill:  I guess so. But this time I hope they remain together and don’t break up again.

Bill and Bea place their food order and they order a plate of spaghetti and meatballs for Pete and Iris. After a short time the server arrives with the food. They set the plate of spaghetti and meatballs in the middle of the small table for Pete and Iris. After the server leaves Bill, Bea, Iris, and Pete, enjoy their meal.

Pete and Iris start eating the spaghetti and we can tell they are enjoying their meal. They’re both acting a bit shy and they don’t realize that the strand of spaghetti they are both eating is intact and between the two of them. Both keep chewing and ingesting the spaghetti until their faces are very close to each other. Suddenly the two meet lips and kiss and both act cute like they didn’t mean for the kiss to take place. Pete and Iris blush and then get back to eating.

Bea:  Oh, Bill, isn’t that adorable? Pete and Iris just had the same meal experience Lady and the Tramp did in the movie where they ended up eating spaghetti and kissing!

Bill:  I’m sure it wasn’t an accident. I’m sure they planned it. Anyway at least the two are getting along this time. I really hope this relationship lasts.

The time passes and the four are done with their meals. When Bill looks over at Pete and Iris he notices they are no longer sitting across from each other at the table as Pete has moved to sit next to Iris and his arm is around her so he can hold her close. Iris doesn’t seem to mind his cactus spines. Bill and Bea inform Iris and Pete that since their dinner is done they’ll take a walk around the area for a bit before returning to their hotel.

AFTER THEIR WALK

The scene switches to the hallway in front of the hotel room where Bill, Bea, and Iris are staying in Reno. Pete and Iris are saying their good-byes and good nights and then Senor Vinnie walks down the hallway and stands next to Pete. Everyone exchanges comments and Bill, Bea, and Iris, return inside their hotel room while Senor Vinnie and Pete the Cactus walk down the hallway to their hotel room. Once Bill and Bea are inside their room they provide closing comments.

Bill:  The Chinese calendar for 2022 says this is the Year of the Tiger. I’m here to tell you I’m classifying the year 2022 at The Year of the Bulldog. This is my time. This is my year. This is my Roulette Championship.

Bea:  It is going to be a thrill for me to watch Bill successfully defend the Roulette Championship against Alexander Raven and to serve in your corner as your Manager.

Bill:  Thanks Bea. I’m going to walk confidently into the Reno Events Center as Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. After I defeat Alexander Raven I’ll confidently walk back to the backstage area with my head held high as I’ll still be Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. There are no powers in the Universe that can make me lose the Roulette Championship to a clown opponent like Alexander Raven. Tune in on Sunday, January 23, 2022, and watch me work my magic!

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments for today. The camera person cuts his camera feed and our screen goes dark.



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Supercard Archives / Re: Dani Weston v Seleana Zdunich v Bea Barnhart
« on: January 18, 2022, 12:10:08 PM »
I WILL WALK AWAY THE WINNER TO GO ON TO FACE THE INTERNET CHAMPION AT BLAZE OF GLORY X

Narrator:  I spoke with Bea Barnhart before giving you my lead-in comments for her presentation and I assure you Bea is fired up and plans on winning her Internet Championship qualifier match against Danielle Weston and Seleana Zdunich.

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

The scene changes and we see Bea Barnhart relaxing in Sweetwater Park which is located near her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bill and Iris are not sitting with her at the picnic table so we assume Bill and Iris either stayed home or they’re walking around the park while Bea presents her comments for her upcoming match.

Bea:  Before I address my two opponents, Danielle and Seleana, I wish to make general comments based on some bullshit others have said about me. Many of you make comments about your concern that I attend the matches of Bill Barnhart and Senor Vinnie. You seem to have an issue that, in addition to being an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling, I’m also their legally licensed Manager and I have the right to be at ringside for matches involving Bill or Vinnie or both. You also need to remember I was serving as their Manager before I decided to become an active wrestler on the Roster. Some of you commented that I shouldn’t be allowed at ringside even though I’m legally their Manager. At the same time that you lame assholes demand that I not be allowed to serve as Manager for Vinnie and Bill and be in their corner during their matches, you have your thugs coming to the ring to interfere in matches of Bill, Vinnie, and other wrestlers. What part of YOU ARE F*CKING HYPOCRITES! are you not understanding? Sheesh! The crap you have to put up with from incompetent, moronic, idiotic, and pathetic, and jealous wrestlers in the sport.

Bea motions with her hand as if she is tossing those ignorant people, who disrespect her as a legal Manager in Sin City Wrestling, over her shoulder to land in a trash heap.

UNCALLED FOR NEGATIVE COMMENTS

Bea:  I have to let you know I was surprised by the comments from Seleana. This is a person who has defeated me five times in five matches. Anyone else would have jumped in front of the camera and hurled insults and demeaning comments in my direction. When Seleana made positive comments, encouraging comments, and letting me know that I can achieve my top potential in wrestling, I was surprised and it gave me more respect for Seleana than I had before. That doesn’t mean I’m going to back down and lose a sixth time to her. It means I need to bear down, stand up, go full speed ahead, and perform at my best in my upcoming match.

Bea gives a thumbs up into the camera.

HELLO?

Bea:  Now that the nice comments for one of my opponents is out of the way I now come to Danielle. Danielle? Danielle? DANIELLE??? HELLO??? I guess the statement that SILENCE IS GOLDEN might be in play here and the song SILENCE IS GOLDEN comes to mine. The lyrics go Silence is golden. . .But my eyes still see. . . Why the silence? Why don’t you have anything to say? Only you know the answer to that question.

Bea looks deep into the camera.

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

Bea:  Hi losers! Yes I’m addressing my two opponents Danielle and Seleana but I don’t mean my comments to be disrespected or insulting. My comments are from confidence and not from being a jerk who wants to insult my opponents. Why do I consider you two losers? Because you’re going to lose to me in our Triple Threat match at Inception V. I’ve already heard the rumors, and assaults on my character, from many wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. The majority of comments consists of them stating they don’t believe I have a snowball’s chance in hell of defeating you two and moving on to Blaze of Glory X to challenge for the Bombshell Internet Championship. I know you all believe by what I’m planning on accomplishing in our match is impossible. Therefore let me present to you a quote from a brilliant and admired man, Nelson Mandela, to put everything in perspective. Nelson Mandela is quoted as saying IT ALWAYS SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE UNTIL IT’S DONE. There you have it! Short, simple, direct, and to the point. That quote from Nelson Mandela applies to me and those who doubt me. To you it seems impossible that I’m going to defeat Danielle and Seleana but when it’s done you’ll realize it is possible and I did, in fact, win the match.

HUNTING COMPARISON

Bea:  I wish to make a comment using hunting as a comparison. Sorry if I offend anyone who enjoys hunting Deer, Elk, and other animals, but I personally don’t feel there’s any skill, sport, or challenge, involved in shooting unarmed animals with a rifle from a long distance away. So what’s the comparison between a coward hiding behind a rifle shooting innocent animals and me facing you two in this Internet Championship Qualifier Triple Threat match? I feel that me walking into our match and easily defeating you two is like a hunter shooting innocent animals. Why? Because I feel you two are like the animals being hunted in that you don’t realize the danger you’re in. You don’t realize you’re going down until you actually go down. I haven’t decided how I’ll end our match when I defeat you two but the end result remains the same in that I defeat you and earn a shot at the Internet Champion at Blaze of Glory X. While I look down on you two on the mat knowing I’m going on to face the Internet Champion you two will be looking up at the overhead lights unable to move due to the beating I put on you.

Bea gives a huge Joker-like grin into the camera.

THE FINAL RESULT

Bea:  As I previously stated I admire and appreciate Seleana even though she has defeated me five times in five matches. I didn’t go into those matches and perform poorly as everyone who watched those matches knows. I went into the match and gave it everything and Seleana got the win. That doesn’t disappoint me or make me sad. What it does is make me more determined to win this match and go on to challenge for the Bombshell Internet Championship. I’m not backing down against my opponents due to previous results of matches. I’m not entering this match over-confident as that usually results in a loss. We’ll see at Inception V what the results of my match will be. Thanks for tuning in and listening to my comments. See you all at Inception V.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network and they return to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Supercard Archives / Re: Roulette Championship: Bulldog Bill Barnhart (c) v Alexander Raven
« on: January 11, 2022, 08:46:40 AM »
* Pete the Cactus used by permission of Senor Vinnie *

ALEXANDER RAVEN IS TAKING A SWAN DIVE

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is fired up to be defending his Roulette Championship for the second time. The first successful defense was against Agostino Romano. This second Roulette Championship defense is against Alexander Raven at Inception V on January 23, 2022.

AN INCIDENT FROM NOVEMBER 2014

We are taken back to November 2014, when Bill and Bea were at the one year point in their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bea’s friend had computerized locks, and a security system, installed in their home from Vivent Home Security company. Bea is trying to convince Bill of the benefits of having a keyless door lock put on the exterior doors of the home, and a home alarm system, like her friend did in their home.

Bea:  My friend loves their keyless door locks they had installed in their home. They can drive up in their driveway, get on their cell phone, and unlock the front door without having to use a key. They can also leave the house and use their cell phone from their car to lock the locks. On top of that they have a home alarm system to protect their home.

Bill:  Why would I need something like that? Technology is great but what if your cell phone doesn’t connect to the security system and you can’t lock or unlock your doors or disarm the alarm system? That’s why I prefer using a key so I’m directly connected to my door locks instead of relying on tech stuff that often fails.

Bea:  The sales rep from Vivent Home Security will be calling in a few minutes. Just talk with him and then you can make a decision from there.

Bill:  Why didn’t you tell me you asked the sales rep to call and talk to me? You know I hate surprises and being blindsided like that.

The phone rings and Bea answers it. The call is from the sales rep from Vivent Home Security. Bea hands the phone to Bill who reluctantly takes the call. He places the phone on speaker so both can hear what the sales rep is saying.

Vivent Home Security Sales Rep:  Bill I’m glad your wife asked me to call you. Your friends had us install a security system and keyless locks in their home and they love it. I want to come over and show you our products.

Bill:  No! You’re not coming over here to show me anything! I don’t want your keyless locks or security system in my home!

Vivent Home Security Sales Rep:  Just think of the convenience of driving into your driveway and getting on your cell phone and unlocking your front door using your phone. You don’t even have to get out of your car. Isn’t that great? And on top of that you have a home security system that protects your home and you can also arm and disarm the security system from your cell phone.

Bill:  What part of NO are you not understanding? I’m fine using a key to get into my home. I don’t want the keyless lock to malfunction, or our cell phones cannot link up to the servers your company uses to access the locks the security system, then what? I can’t get into my home due to tech issues?

Vivent Home Security Sales Rep:  Oh, Bill, come on now! You still have a key so you can open the door lock with the key if the keyless system fails to work. No problem.

Bill:  So you just admitted that sometimes the system malfunctions and then you customer has to return to using a physical key to get into their home. That’s a problem for me so the answer, again, is NO!!!

Vivent Home Security Sales Rep:  Okay let’s forget about the keyless lock thing and you can just go with the home security system.

Bill:  What the f*ck!!! Are you not listening to me? I don’t want a home security system! I have friends and neighbors who have home security systems and their systems often malfunction and sound alarms disturbing the other neighbors! Also if the Police get notifications often due to a false alarm they charge you for showing up to investigate. So, again, my final answer is NO!!! NO!!! HELL F*CKING NO!!!

Bea:  But…Bill…

Bill:  I said I don’t want a home security system or a keyless door lock! That’s my final answer!

Vivent Home Security Sales Rep:  Bill you’re making a huge mistake. If you don’t purchase a home security system from my company someone is going to break into your home and then you’ll be sorry!

Bill:  What the f*ck??? Did you just threaten to send someone to my house and break into my house as revenge on me for refusing to purchase your home security and keyless door lock systems? Nobody threatens me! I’m calling your parent company in Provo, Utah, and filing a complaint against you for communicating a threat! I’ll also report you to Gwinnett County Police and inform my Attorney what you did by threatening me! Nobody threatens me and gets away with it. . .NOBODY!!!

Bill ends the call and hands the cell phone back to Bea. He gives Bea a glaring stern look and reminds her to never blindside him like that again.

*BACK TO CURRENT TIME*

AT THE HOME OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

The scene switches and we are taken to the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bill, Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, are in their living room. The camera person is set up and ready to broadcast Bill’s comments leading up to his Roulette Championship defense match at Inception V on Sunday, January 23, 2022. The camera person informs Bill and Bea they are live broadcasting.

Bea:  Bill before you go into comments concerning your Roulette Championship match at Inception V can I mention something about Iris?

Bill:  Okay but please don’t take up too much of our air time since I need to get comments out so everyone, including Alexander Raven, knows what’s going on concerning our match. What’s up with Iris?

Bea:  You remember Iris and Senor Vinnie’s friend Pete the Cactus dated for a time then they had a falling out. Ever since they broke up it appears Iris is still interested in Pete. That might explain why Iris refused to meet Uga the English Bulldog who is the Mascot for the University of Georgia in Athens, Georgia.

Bill:  Sometimes you read into situations way more than is really there. Can you give me examples why you think Iris still has feelings for Pete the Cactus?

Bea:  When I go shopping at Home Depot or Wal-Mart and go into the garden section Iris tends to focus on the cactus plants. I often have to convince her to leave the garden department which sometimes requires me dragging her away from the cactus plants. Also there are times I don’t see Iris running around the house then when I go into her bedroom I notice she’s on her bed focused on her laptop computer screen. When I try to get in a position to see what she’s doing on the computer she either closes the browser she’s in, or closes the laptop, or shuts the laptop off. That’s unusual behavior even for Iris.

Bill:  I’ll look into it Bea. I’ll talk with Senor Vinnie to see if he’s noticed any similar behavior from Pete. Thanks for the update on Iris but we need to get into my comments for my match at Inception V.

NEVER HESITATE. . .ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU WILL DO NEXT

Bill:  Everyone saw my match at High Stakes XI where I defended the Roulette Championship against Agostino Romano. The kid gave me a good match but Agostino is not at my level of competition and he committed a major mistake in the sport of wrestling. When he had me reeling he made the mistake to stop and hesitate, probably trying to figure out what he was going to do next, and when he hesitated I struck him quickly like a Cobra and locked him up in my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammer Lock for the submission. Never, NEVER, NEVER do you hesitate when you’re inflicting damage on your opponent!

Bea:  You said it Bill. However even if Agostino hadn’t hesitated you would have still easily defeated him.

Bill:  With that said I now want to ask Alexander Raven a question. What did you do in your match against Matthew Knox at Climax Control 320? You had him reeling and actually had a remote chance to take him out. Then I came walking out of the backstage area so I could watch your match and you hesitated because I was in the arena. Yes, Alexander, you hesitated and stared at me and Matthew Knox took advantage of your distraction and got the win over you by throwing your hesitating ass into the sled. Is that really how pathetic you are as the Number One Contender to my Roulette Championship? DAMN!!!

WINNING OVER WEAK OPPONENTS

Bill:  Alexander Raven. The name that’ll go down in the history books as a pathetic challenger for my Roulette Championship. Let’s go over your match where you defeated Lincoln Daniels and Brayden Hilton to have the unfortunate honor of facing me for the Roulette Championship. Let’s also remind everyone it was supposed to be a Fatal Four Way but one of the participants in your match got beat down before the match and was unable to participate so your Fatal Four Way became a Triple Threat. Defeating Lincoln Daniels and Brayden Hilton only means you defeated two wrestlers who, combined in talent, equals less than half your talent and ability in the ring. You may wish to brag about those statistics but that’s a fail for you in my eyes. You see, Alex, although you defeated two wrestlers, who combined were less than half your wrestling talent, you need to remember you’re less than half the wrestler I am. I’d wish you the best of luck in your attempt to earn the Roulette Championship from me but all the good luck in the world isn’t enough to get you the win over me. Your recent match against Matthew “The Raven” Knox at Climax Control 320 wasn’t a great performance for you either. So now you have to face me to challenge for my Roulette Championship. Too bad you had to wait two months to get into the ring with me but when I get done beating you down you’ll wish you could have waited longer to have this match to challenge me as I’m not just going to defeat you I’m gonna hurt you.

SWAN DIVE

Bill:  Alexander you need to understand that I know and understand more than everyone else combined because I have a Genius I.Q. of 130. One thing I understand is that you’re coming into this match with a lot of hope but you’re leaving the match with nothing but a loss. There’s a slang term called SWAN DIVE. Simply put when you state someone is doing a SWAN DIVE means to “decrease suddenly and decisively. . .to plummet to the ground in a crash landing.” Yes, Raven, you’re coming into our match hoping to obtain the golden ring but what you’ll end up obtaining is a face plant into the mat and watching my hand raised in victory. . .well that’s only if you’ve regained consciousness before they announce my win over you.

UNEXPECTED CALL

The home phone of Bill and Bea rings. Bill sighs and offers an apology to the viewers for the interruption.

Bill:  Excuse me while I answer this call. I’m sure it’s a scammer and I’ll put the call on speaker so you can hear both sides of the conversation as I don’t want anyone assuming anything.

Bill places the phone on speaker.

Bill:  Hello. Who are you and why are you calling?

Caller:  I’m John from Microsoft Tech Support. We noticed that you have a virus on your computer and you need to pay us $500 to have the virus removed. If you don’t pay us the. . .

Bill cuts the caller off mid-sentence.

Bill:  You’re not from Microsoft Tech Support. You’re sitting in some call center, probably in another country, and you’re a scammer. I’m going to report you to the Federal Communications Commission Do Not Call complaint website and also submit a report to the FBI Fraud Division as it is a Felony for you to claim you are a reputable business when you’re not.

Caller:  No you’re wrong! I’m really from Microsoft Tech Support and your computer has a virus and if you don’t pay us $500 to remove it your computer will stop working.

Bill:  If you want to pretend you’re from Microsoft Tech Support, and if you believe you know that my computer has a virus, answer three questions correctly and you can have your $500 demand for payment. If you cannot answer the questions then f*ck off. Deal?

Caller:  Go ahead.

Bill:  What brand of computer do I have? What operating system name and version am I using? Final question where is my computer located?

Caller:  You have an Asus laptop computer. You are running Windows 11. Your computer is located in the State of California.

Bill:  Wrong. . .Wrong. . .Wrong. . .three strikes and you’re out!!!

Bill ends the call and blocks the caller’s number.

Bill:  In a one month period I get twenty to thirty scam phone calls. Yes you heard me correctly. I get nearly one scam phone call per day. Some are people trying to sell me something when I didn’t contact them first to ask for information on their products. Others try to claim they’re from Microsoft Support and they make the claim that my computer notified them there is a virus on my computer and if I pay them hundreds of dollars they’ll remove the virus for me. Of course they are full of shit scammers. Others are scammers who claim they are from Government agencies such as Social Security or the Internal Revenue Service, and some call then stay silent and you have no clue what in the hell they’re calling about.

Bea:  The other scam call that is amusing is the one where they call you and tell you your auto warranty on your car has expired and if you don’t renew it with them you’ll not have repairs covered. Each time I get a call like this the first thing they ask is for us to give them the make and model and year of the vehicle they claim has an expired warranty. We tell them if they claim they know we have a vehicle with an expired warranty then they should be able to tell us the make and model and year of the vehicle they are calling about. They always respond that they are prohibited by their company from telling us that information and that the only way they can know for sure you’re the owner of the vehicle they are calling about is to give them the make and model of the vehicle. At that point we tell the scammers since they can’t tell us the make and model and year of the vehicle they claim we own that the warranty has expired they can f*ck off and then they hang up.

Bill:  Here in the United States there are laws pertaining to unsolicited and scammer callers. The laws state that the phone number they are calling from must be a valid phone number and that the number shows up on the Caller ID. Additionally the Caller ID has to be valid with the name of the caller or the business they work for. If the call is a recording they have to give you an option to speak to a human so you can tell them to *BLEEP* off and remove your phone number from their computer system. If they violate the laws then each violation comes with a $1,000 fine from the Government. An example includes if their phone number is fake then it is one violation. If the name on the Caller ID is not valid that is a second violation. If it is a recorded call that does not allow you to speak to a human to tell them to *BLEEP* off that is a third violation. That means in the example I just gave the Federal Communications Commission can fine them $3,000 on that one call.

Bea:  I finally asked Bill not to answer these calls any longer as they’re just a waste of our time. I told him if the incoming call is valid then when it gets transferred to voicemail they’ll leave a valid voicemail and phone number so we can call them back.

Bill:  I stopped answering calls unless I know, beyond a doubt, the person calling is someone I know. If the phone number and Caller ID does not properly identify the caller I let it go to voicemail. I’ve had at least a dozen calls where the Caller ID of the caller is my name and our home phone number. That’s proof they’re illegally using names and phone numbers of real people to try to scam others. When their incoming calls are valid the caller, when transferred to our voicemail, will leave a message and I’ll return their call. If they don’t leave a message it means they’re a scammer. If they’re a scammer and they’re stupid enough to leave a message I report them to the FCC Do Not Call Registry Complaint website and to the FBI Fraud Division. I only answered the incoming call a short time ago so I could have you listen to the call to show you what we’re dealing with. Since I’m the Analogy King I use the concept of scammer callers to indicate how most wrestlers I face are scammers. Most, like Alexander Raven as an example, try to sell the fans, and other wrestlers, that they’re something they’re not. They’re bullshitters just like the scammers who call you on the phone who try to make you think they’re something they’re not. Bottom line is that those wrestlers who try scamming other wrestlers, and the fans, are all exposed in the end. Gee, Alex, are you enjoying the fact that I’m exposing you as the fraud wrestler you are?

RECENT VISIT WITH DOCTOR KIM

Bill:  Recently I visited our family Physician, Doctor Kim, at AG Family Medicine, in Duluth, Georgia. Doctor Kim has given me a 100 percent healthy rating to get back into the wrestling ring as I’ve fully recovered from the cowardly attack made by Mac Bane and his thugs recently. Doctor Kim knows I have an inner demon that, when I was feuding with my half-brother Chris Shipman, I often let the inner demon take over. Often the damage I inflicted upon my half-brother was controlled by the inner demon to the point where I couldn’t contain it. And there were times even when I was able to get some control over that inner demon the damage inflicted on my half-brother was beyond even what I was able to understand.

Bea:  Doctor Kim gave Bill tools to reduce his anger toward other wrestlers who attack and threaten him causing him to seek revenge. Doctor Kim told Bill that instead of prescribing medications to help him control his anger he taught Bill meditation techniques. He said keeping control of your emotions, especially during wrestling matches, is important. He told Bill if the inner demon regains control and comes out and gets violent and opponents get seriously hurt it could jeopardize his wrestling career. Bill has done a great job keeping the inner demon under control since his feud with his half-brother Chris Shipman.

Bill:  Everyone saw the cowardly attack upon me. Mac Bane hired thugs to gang up on me and brutally attack me after the match was over. They tried to justify their actions but their words fell meaningless to the floor. Although I keep my inner demon under control if there are additional violent attacks upon me, or Bea, or Senor Vinnie, or Iris, I refuse to be held responsible for the damage my inner demon causes on our attackers when I let the inner demon loose on them.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Well, Alexander, we had a lot of things discussed today. Seems you got yourself into a horrible situation winning the Roulette Championship Qualifier match recently. Now you have to face me and you’re gonna lose big time. My win over you is so sure that even a blind man can see my win over you.

Bea:  It’s going to be nice for me to serve as Manager in your corner so I can enjoy watching you make short work of Alexander Raven.

Bill: Raven you remind me of the sales rep from Vivent Home Security who tried to sell me some bullshit home security system and keyless locks. He tried to sell me crap I didn’t want and didn’t need. Just like you try to sell your crap about how great a wrestler you think you are but we all know differently. Just as I kicked that Sales Rep out of my life I’ll kick you out also.

Bill lets out a laugh.

Bill:  Ha ha ha! Alexander you remind me of the scammer callers who claim to know everything but they don’t know shit. You heard the phone call that came in from some fool claiming he was from Microsoft Support. I made short work of him and I’ll make short work of you.

Bill lets out another laugh but this one is a bit louder.

Bill:  HA HA HA!!! You come into this match having defeated Lincoln Daniels and Brayden Hilton. Now you must face me in your pathetic attempt to de-throne me at Roulette Champion. Your role in our match is to amuse the crowd by trying to defeat me. I say TRYING because you’ll try but you’ll fail to earn the Roulette Championship from me. When you do the calculations it all comes out with the same result that I win and retain the Roulette Championship and you go home the loser. As I previously mentioned if you combine the wrestling talents of Lincoln Daniels and Brayden Hilton their combined talent is about half of yours. So for you to have defeated them means you didn’t have a legitimate challenge from them. Now, Alex, you’re the wrestler who is less than half the wrestler I am so what does that tell you? It tells you that you haven’t got a snowball’s chance in Hell of defeating me. I plan on holding onto the Roulette Championship for a long time.

Bill informs the camera person that after his next comments they can cut their camera feed as he’ll be done with his comments for today.

Bill:  Raven do you know what an OH SHIT moment is? It’s when you want something so desperately and then when you get it what you get is something way more than you expected and you go OH SHIT and wonder what the hell you got yourself into. Yeah that’s what I’m talking about. You wanted a match against me for my Roulette Championship and now that you see it in writing you’re going OH SHIT! All the good luck charms in the world, all the magic spells in the world, all the bought and paid for interference in the world, can’t get you a win over me. You have been schooled in Bill Barnhart’s School of Hard Knocks!

Bill motions to the camera person to indicate he’s done with his comments for today and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regular programming for this time slot.


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Supercard Archives / Re: Dani Weston v Seleana Zdunich v Bea Barnhart
« on: January 11, 2022, 08:38:40 AM »
INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT

Narrator:  Bea is still in Lawrenceville, Georgia, as she and Bill have things to take care of before traveling to Reno for Inception V. I will turn you over to Bea for her comments concerning her Triple Threat match where the winner earns a shot at the Bombshell Internet Champion at Blaze of Glory X.

The scene switches to the home of Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. She is in the living room of their home with her husband, Bill Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, and the three are sitting on the couch.

BE CONFIDENT IN YOUR ABILITIES

Bill:  How are you feeling going into your Triple Threat match to earn a shot at the Bombshell Internet Champion at Blaze of Glory X?

Bea:  I’m confident. I never doubt my abilities in the wrestling ring. I’m going to win and then when I challenge for the Bombshell Internet Champion I’ll win that match and become Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Internet Champion.

Bill:  Always nice to go into a match with confidence as long as the person going into the match isn’t over-confident.

Bea:  Speaking of confidence I want to show you something Iris did recently that shows her confidence is improving.

Bill:  This should be amusing.

Bea:  I assure you it is. Iris come here to Mommy so you can do your dance to the song I have for you.

Iris happily waddles over to Mommy Bea. Bea ells Iris she will play the song for her which is a modified version of Right Said Fred’s I’M TOO SEXY. Iris gets excited as she knows she’s going to do her dance to the song. Bea starts the music. As we listen to the song, and take in the modified lyrics, Iris dances around the room moving to the music and shaking her butt.

I’m too sexy for my collar
I’m too sexy for my leash
I’m too sexy for my dog food
I’m too sexy for my fleas

I’m too sexy for my Vet
I’m too sexy to be your pet
I’m too sexy
I’m. . .too. . .sexy!!!

Iris stops dancing when the music stops. She looks at Mommy Bea with pleading eyes to play the music again so she can dance again but Bea has to inform Iris that her dance routine is over and that she has to present her comments to the viewers for her upcoming match in Inception V. Bill calls Iris to him and she comes to him. The two take off to go to Sweetwater Park for a walk so Bea will not be interrupted when presenting her comments for her upcoming match. Bea returns to sitting on the couch for her presentation.

PRIOR HISTORY IN THE RING DOESN’T MEAN A THING

Bea:  Now that Bill and Iris are gone I can focus on my comments. At Inception V I’m in a Triple Threat match against Danielle Weston and Seleana Zdunich.

Bea smiles.

Bea:  Danielle I see you’ve held the Bombshell Championship at one time. I don’t see any other Championships with your name listed so apparently you’re not as accomplished as you think you are. Being a legend in your own mind is one thing. Translating that into defeating me is another thing. Good luck trying.

Bea presents a large grin this time.

Bea:  As for you, Seleana, the story is different but it will have the same ending as I mentioned for Danielle. We’ve had five matches against each other. Four of those matches were Singles and one was a Triple Threat. You won all of those matches and I can’t state anything but the truth that you won. . .I lost. . .that’s how the sport of wrestling goes sometimes. But now, Seleana, in this Triple Threat, I’m in this match to win. I’m in this match to earn my shot at the Bombshell Internet Champion at Blaze of Glory X. I hope you’re ready to lose to me because I’m ready to win over you and Danielle and then become Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Internet Champion.

SOME PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND COMMENTS FROM OTHERS

Bea:  You two remind me of a friend of mine here in the Lawrenceville, Georgia, area. Kathy is also a Filipina like me. She had a baby girl she named Leah. When she brought Leah to visit us I made the comment  that since her name is Leah she is a Princess like Princess Leah in the movie Star Wars. Kathy got pissed off and yelled at me SHE’S NOT A PRINCESS!!! I was shocked that someone could be that huge of a jerk over an innocent comment so I replied that if she’s not a princess then what the hell is she an Ogre like Fiona from the movie Shrek? At that comment Kathy left and never spoke to me again. Like I give a damn that she’s out of my life and won’t speak to me any longer right? Silence is golden. She couldn’t take a compliment so she tried to turn it on me that I made a rude comment about her baby daughter. I’m sure both of you are going to stop talking to me after I defeat you and earn the right to face the Bombshell Internet Champion at Blaze of Glory X. Do you think you two turning your backs on me and not talking to me is a punishment? Nope! It’s a blessing!

ARE THEY DUMB ASS COMMENTS OR SMART ASS COMMENTS?

Bea picks up a sheet of paper from the coffee table.

Bea:  Well, Girls, what does it all come down to? Oh? You have a problem with me calling you girls instead of women? I have my reasons for calling you what you are because you’re not mature and dignified as I am. What I want to talk to you about is the normal dumb ass and smart ass comments you, and other wrestlers, make toward me. You probably think you’re so smart spewing forth comments which are classified as dumb ass or smart ass in nature. Want to know something? Want to get educated? Want to be enlightened? When you look up the terms Dumb Ass and Smart Ass comments you find something interesting.

Bea holds up her sheet of paper and begins to list the information on the sheet.

Bea:  The official definition of a Dumb Ass comment is a statement or comment someone makes to try to appear intelligent and it backfires on them because their statement is stupid compared with the facts. Now do you want to know what the official definition of a Smart Ass comment is? It is a statement or comment someone makes to try to appear intelligent and it backfires on them because their statement is stupid compared with the facts. Holy Shit Batman! Both a Dumb Ass comment and a Smart Ass comment have exactly the same definition! So I have to ask why do we have two different terms for the same type of stupid comments people make? I guess we’ll never know the answer to that. Just like you two will claim to never know the answer why you two lost to me in our upcoming match.

Bea returns the sheet of paper to the coffee table.

WANT TO CHANGE MY MIND. . .BRING IT ON

Bea:  No matter what you two say about me. No matter what you two think about me. No matter what your friends and family think about me. No matter what you attempt to do in our match. The bottom line, and the end result, is that I’m winning our match and I’m going on to face the Bombshell Internet Champion at Blaze of Glory X. Want to try to change my mind? Bring it on!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to inform the Network they are cutting their camera feed. They wait a few seconds then cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
« on: December 09, 2021, 11:12:28 AM »
HERE KITTY KAT. . .TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH

Narrator:  Bea is in the opening match of Climax Control 319 against Kat Jones who is new to Sin City Wrestling but not to the sport of wrestling. I will now turn you over to Bea at her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

The scene changes to the home of Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person gets a shot of the fireplace in the home that has a warm fire burning. We don’t see Bea so of course we wonder where she is. We also don’t see Bea’s husband Bill or their English Bulldog Iris we assume they went to the park to stay out of Bea’s presentation leading up to her match against Kat Jones.

TAKE OUT THE TRASH

We don’t have to wait long before we see Bea walk into camera range holding a large trash, filled with trash, that is tied shut. Bea is told by the camera person that the camera is on and the Network is broadcasting. Bea is surprised they allowed that to happen but she cannot change what they did.

Bea:  Sorry the camera person only now told me they were live broadcasting. Please excuse me while I take out the trash. Watch me because when I face Kat Jones at Climax Control 319 I’m taking her, the trash, to the dumpster since we already have enough trashy wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea walks to the patio door and slides it open. She walks to the trash can, opens the lid. and tosses the large bag of trash into it. Bea slams the lid shut and returns inside the house where she takes a chair near the fireplace.

Bea:  Let’s have a fireside chat shall we. I know Kat is watching so she should already know that where there is fire you’ll get burned. Kat just because you came from a pathetic wrestling federation where you managed to obtain a championship doesn’t mean shit here in Sin City Wrestling. You left a federation where a pathetic wrestler like you can win championships but you’re in the elite Federation of Sin City Wrestling now. I don’t care what the hell you did in another wrestling federation as you’re here in Sin City Wrestling now. You’re not going to walk into my territory and take me out. Nothing gets handed to anyone here. You either earn what you get or you get fired. Did you get that Kat? Fired…a fireside chat…that’s why I’m here sitting next to my fireplace. . .I’m gonna burn your ass in our match! Ha ha ha!!! I love analogies! Girl you don’t know how much fun I’m gonna have kicking your ass!

WHAT’S THE MARKET VALUE?

Bea:  Kat please allow me to give you information concerning the value of things. Me and Bill purchased our home on November 3, 2017 for $178,500. The house is a two-story house at 1,964 square feet with 3 bedrooms and 2.5 baths and our lot size is 6,000 square feet. As of November 23, 2021, the website Zillow has our house valued at $309,700 which is $131,200 more than we paid for the house in November 2017. We made a smart investment. If you, and the viewers, also want to make a smart investment then you all need to place your bets on me to win our match and all of you will make a hell of a lot of money winning the bet. However if you all want to bet on Kat Jones to win then please don’t cry to me when you lose your money on that stupid bet. Kat there’s another reason I told you about the increase in the value of our home as it does, in fact, relate to those of us in the sport of wrestling. We took care of our house and that made sure the value increased. Had we let the house run down we wouldn’t be looking at over $309,000 in value. Same with wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. I started wrestling here and soon my value went way up. Others in the fed have pathetic wrestling abilities and their value has gone down and continues to go down. All you see them do these days is go public and demand shots at Championships when they’re not earning those shots. Never once have I demanded a shot at a Championship. It has been Management that decided which matches I got assigned to and which Championships I got a chance to challenge for. What’s the point of this you ask? When I defeat you this Sunday my value will continue to increase. When you lose to me your value will go way down. You don’t have to believe me at this time but I promise you’ll become a believer when you lose to me at Climax Control 319.

SOMEDAY NEVER COMES

Bea:  Kat you’re too young to remember the song SOMEDAY NEVER COMES by Creedence Clearwater Revival. One of the lyrics in the song goes ‘CAUSE SOMEDAY NEVER COMES. Kat I hate to have to be the wrestler to prove to you that just because you think that someday you’ll defeat me in a wrestling match that reality will never happen for you. Keep the song lyrics in your mind so you’ll always hear ‘CAUSE SOMEDAY NEVER COMES because you’ll never be able to defeat me. To give you an example there’s one wrestler in Sin City Wrestling who I’ve defeated FOUR times in FOUR matches. Yes, Kat, you heard me correctly. And even with that this same wrestler, who has never defeated me, claims I’ll never be able to defeat her. I’ll not mention her name but if you ask around you can find out who it is. It is going to be the same with you Kat. No way in hell you’re going to defeat me this match, or any other match, because that someday for you is never going to come.

Bea informs the camera person that she will take a short break before returning to her comments. She informs the camera person to have the Network run a video of her on Twitter until she returns from her break. Bea stands up and walks out of the room and the video of her on Twitter runs.

MORONS ON TWITTER

While Bea is taking a short break from her comments the Network runs the video of Bea reading comments on Twitter.

Bea:  I get sick of morons getting on Twitter asking why I didn’t comment on this or that. They demand to know why, since they posted negative comments about me, I didn’t respond. They call me a coward for not being a Twitter whore like they are and the answer is obvious that I don’t lower myself to their level. They always try to get others to whore themselves out on Twitter and they get pissed off when those of us who are intelligent and self-confident don’t follow their bullshit. Listen up carefully. When I have something I want to comment on I might say it on Twitter, or in a promo, or in comments before my match starts. But if I don’t want to comment on anything at the time then I most likely won’t comment.  Also when you go off on me because I didn’t whore myself out on Twitter like you did remember that I do my best talking with my actions in the ring in my matches. And to think morons like those on Twitter actually think they’re something people care about.

MORONS OUTSIDE OF TWITTER

Bea rolls her eyes.

Bea:  It isn’t just the morons on Twitter who I refer to as Twitter whores who make me roll my eyes in disgust. There are people like them everywhere. Week after week after week I hear the same bullshit from the other wrestlers. They want to know why I don’t show videos of myself in sparring matches like they do. They want to know why I don’t live stream my training sessions like they do. They want to know why I don’t do everything the way they do it. BECAUSE I’M MY OWN PERSON AND I DAMN SURE DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, AND HOW I WANT! So there you have it. Just because I don’t do everything the way the rest of you do doesn’t mean I’m not doing it. I feel it is not your business to know every damn thing I do. My job getting in front of the camera to comment on upcoming matches is to comment on upcoming matches and on my opponents. All the other stuff, the non-wrestling related stuff is, for me anyway, not what I’m before the camera to do. If you don’t like that about me then turn and walk away but please keep your sarcastic bitchy foolish comments to yourself.

JUST ANOTHER ANNOYING FLY ON THE WALL

Bea returns to the living room as the Network has finished running the video from Bea reading comments on Twitter. Bea returns to her seat next to the fireplace. Just as Bea is about to continue her comments a Fly goes by and lands on the wall next to the fireplace. Bea stands up and walks over to where her flyswatter is hanging and she grabs it and returns to the wall where the fly is waiting.

Bea:  So, Kat, you want to be a fly on the wall to try to spy on me day and night in hopes you might find a flaw in me that you can capitalize on in our match? WHAP!!!

Bea whacks the fly with the flyswatter and the fly dies and lands hard on the floor.

Bea:  Yeah that’s what I thought Kat. You’re nothing more than an annoying thing flying around and when you land I knock you out of the picture and most likely knock you out literally. I don’t tolerate annoying pests and you’re just a pathetic little annoying bug. Time for me to swat you out of Sin City Wrestling.


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Climax Control Archives / BULLSHIT. . .FLAT OUT BULLSHIT!!!
« on: November 24, 2021, 12:12:05 PM »
BULLSHIT. . .FLAT OUT BULLSHIT!!!

Narrator:  This match for the World Bombshell Championship for Bea Barnhart came as a surprise. After the cowardly beat down of her husband, Bill Barnhart, and their friend Senor Vinnie, Bea demanded action be taken because of the cowardly attack by Mac Bane, Ken Davison, Supreme Machine, and Dominick Strife, for their actions. When Management came up with forcing Amber Ryan, who is Mac Bane’s wife, to defend the World Bombshell Championship against Bea. . .well. . .shit happens and it damn sure did in this case.

AT STANFORD, CALIFORNIA, READY FOR CLIMAX CONTROL 317

SOMEONE FAILED TO DO THEIR JOB PROPERLY

The scene changes and we are taken to the hotel room of Bea Barnhart which is near Stanford University in California. We see Bea is pacing back and forth, stomping her feet, and yelling stuff. She’s obviously still pissed off over the attack on Bill and Vinnie at Climax Control 316. Since this is not what we normally see in a Bea Barnhart promo segment we wonder if perhaps the camera person inadvertently left their camera running after they ran a test to ensure the camera is working properly.

Bea:  Arghhhh! There’s gonna be hell to pay for the bullshit attacks Mac and his goons continue to do upon Bill and Vinnie.!It takes a special type of coward to have to attack others two-on-one, three-on-two, and four-on-two, like those weak assholes have been doing!

Bea kicks one of the chairs then she spins around and heads back in the other direction.

Bea:  At least my complaint to Management was understood and they took action against Mac as he is the ringleader of the group of thugs! I feel bad Amber Ryan has to take the punishment since I’m not allowed to be assigned to take on Mac one-on-one!

While Bea is ranting on the cheap attacks by Mac and company she glances over to see the camera person show up and stand next to their camera and they start to go over the camera to ensure it is still working properly. Bea asks the camera person if the camera has been on all this time and the person realizes they forgot to turn the camera feed off before taking a break. They apologize to Bea for the mistake but Bea goes nuclear on them.

Bea:  I should contact your Supervisor and have you fired! You don’t set up your camera and leave it running! People involved might do or say something that gets broadcast to the public and then your company ends up with a lawsuit! I can’t undo what you did to me but you damn sure better toe the line from here out or your job at the Network is over is that clear?

The camera person assures Bea there will not be any further glitches in the broadcast. Bea takes a few minutes to calm down and then she informs the camera person she is ready to go live to broadcast her comments on her upcoming match. The camera person informs Bea when they are live broadcasting and she launches into her comments.

WHAT CAUSED THIS MATCH WITH AMBER RYAN TO HAPPEN

Bea:  It is obvious that Bill and Iris are not with me on this trip. Bill went home after Climax Control 316 and he has been under the care of our family physician, Doctor Kim, for the injuries he sustained at the hands of Mac Bane and his three thugs. Our neighbor, Peter, offered to take care of Iris at his home since he lives three houses down and has a dog to keep Iris company.

Bea is about to continue with her comments when her cell phone rings. When she looks at the Caller ID she sees the call is from her husband Bill.

Bea:  I apologize for the interruption but this call is from Bill. To show you how transparent I am, as compared to the rest of you in Sin City Wrestling, I’ll place my call on speaker so everyone knows what we’re discussing so nobody has to take hallucinating drugs and then in their drug-induced state of mind try to make up what me and Bill talked about. Thanks for the call, Bill, but you need to know I’m just starting to air my comments for my upcoming match so if we can keep this call short I can get back to my comments on the match.

Bill:  That’s easy to do. I’m calling to let you know what Doctor Kim said about my condition after being attacked by cowards at Climax Control 316.

Bea:  What did Doctor Kim say?

Bill:  He said X-Rays came out fine. He said other than having some bruises, both external and internal, and several scratches and cuts, I’m good to go whenever I’m ready.

Bea:  Great news! I was concerned that you might have sustained more severe injuries but you’re tougher than your attackers thought you were.

Bill:  Let me provide a quick reminder for the viewers of how tough I am. I told the story numerous times of the feud between me and my half-brother Chris Shipman. He vowed to kill me. Yes he vowed to end my life for HIS poor choices in his life which included him being found guilty of the death of our sister. Back in the previous Wrestling Federation we worked in for ten years we were always assigned to the most vile, vicious, and career ending, matches ever known to the sport of wrestling and most of those matches were so evil, demonic, and dangerous, they are permanently banned from the sport of wrestling. Today I’m still in the sport of wrestling. I’m still holding a Championship. I still never back down. And I’m still alive. But where is Chris Shipman? After failing to take me out I guess Chris Shipman either quit trying and went into hiding or maybe he’s already deceased. I don’t know and I don’t care. The cowardly attack by Mac and his thugs will come back to haunt them. I’ve taken enough of your air time Bea so I’ll end the call and you continue with your comments. And you can thank Mac and his goons for you getting this shot at the World Bombshell Championship.

Bea:  Thanks Bill.

Bea ends the call then returns to her match comments.

BULLSHIT. . .FLAT OUT BULLSHIT

Bea:  That attack on Bill and Vinnie at Climax Control 316 was BULLSHIT! Just flat out BULLSHIT!!! Since the cowardly, chickenshit, bullshit, four-on-two beat down of my husband, Bill Barnhart and Senor Vinnie, by Mac Bane, Ken Davison, Dominick Strife, and Supreme Machine, after their match was over, and after Bill won the match by taking out Dominick, I’m more than pissed off. I protested to Management and demanded action be taken against those four cowards and I left the decision in their hands. The next thing I know I’m on the Climax Control 317 card, in the Main Event, facing Amber Ryan for the World Bombshell Championship. They say you should never question when opportunities like this drop in your lap. This is how Karma works and I’m glad Management saw that something needed to be done about the assault.

Bea pauses her comments for a moment.

Bea:  I guess Management figured since Mac Bane is the ringmaster calling the shots that he should be punished the most for the brutal after-match beat down he and his thugs perpetrated on Bill and Vinnie. The way I remember how things were supposed to go was that the World Bombshell Championship was going to be defended at the last Climax Control of 2021. Well that quickly changed eh Amber? The actions by your cowardly husband has now cost you as you have to defend the World Bombshell Championship against me sooner than you wanted to defend it. We’ve had only one match together and that was a Bombshell World Championship Qualifier match and you won over me by submission. I commend you on that win but your one win doesn’t equate into another one. This time you face a pissed off woman who had her husband brutally attacked after his match was over and if you think I’m not going to take my anger out on you, for what your cowardly husband and his thugs did, then you’re damn sure more stupid than I thought you were!

Bea pauses her comments again but this time it is to take a drink of water before continuing with her comments.

EXPECTATIONS FOR MY MATCH

Bea:  I don’t expect to win this match against you Amber. Now now now before you get the giggles and piss in your panties and think I’m conceding the match you need to wipe that huge grin off your face and listen up. Since your husband, Mac, proved himself to be a coward that tells me you’re also a coward as you didn’t seem to do anything to prevent him from attacking Bill and Vinnie. Back to my comment that I don’t expect to win this match against you please allow me to clarify that comment. I don’t expect to get the win over you when I’m sure you’ve already arranged for Mac, Ken, Dominick, and Supreme Machine to interfere in our match and threaten to beat me down. Yes I honestly expect that from you as you weren’t expecting to meet me in a Championship defense match this soon. I assure you if you and your four cowardly thugs interfere in our match and cause me to lose I’ll not stop working to destroy you and them for what they did. Yes I know their interference will cause you to lose the match, and I’ll get the official win on my record, but under normal circumstances when a Champion loses a Championship Defense match because they got disqualified that they lose the match but not their Championship. The only way I can see Management fixing the anticipated interference by your four thugs is to add to our match that even if you lose by Disqualification to me you’ll also lose the World Bombshell Championship to me. That’s their call to make so we’ll see what they decide to do. Perhaps that’s the only way to get this bullshit of interference and after-match beat downs to stop.

Bea pauses her comments to reach over on the couch and pick up a small black bag. Bea opens the zipper of the bag and pulls out two clay characters we’re familiar with. One is the clay character Mister Bill and the other is his ever-present tormenter Mister Sluggo. Bea holds them on her lap.

OH NOOOOO!!!!! BEA’S GONNA BE MEAN TO ME!!!

Bea:  Unless you live under a rock with no television you know who Mister Bill and Mister Sluggo are. Mister Sluggo constantly beats up and tortures Mister Bill in every episode of their adventures and he has the help of Mister Hands in these disgusting attacks. Notice that Mister Sluggo is just like Mac, Ken, Dominick, and Supreme Machine in that they need help to take out one person. Before Bill returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, he told me when he returns to action in the wrestling ring he’s going into destroy mode and Mac, Ken, Dominick, and Supreme Machine are on his shit list. Amber in our match you’re the clay character Mister Bill and I’m Mister Sluggo and I’m going to be mean to you as Mister Sluggo always is to Mister Bill. Again, as I previously mentioned, if your four pathetic goons don’t get involved in our match the World Bombshell Championship is mine. If they get involved and cost me the match I can only hope Management allows me to earn the Championship from you as you had to have help, against the rules, to Disqualify yourself to try to retain the Championship even though I defeated you.

Bea returns the two clay characters into the small bag and places it on the coffee table in front of the couch she is sitting on.

WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU HAVE ME DONE AWAY WITH

Bea:  Amber have you heard of the man named Rasputin? I’ll venture a guess you’re not intelligent enough to know facts about history. Even if you did I believe you’re so mentally dense you wouldn’t remember it anyway. I believe you’re so mentally deficient that you cannot even recall what you ate for your last meal. Let me tell you about Rasputin. So many wanted him “put out of the way” which is a mild term for killed. So many people also want my husband, Bill Barnhart, out of the way but they’ve always failed. Remember if Bill’s half-brother Chris Shipman wasn’t able to take Bill all the way out after ten years of trying then for damn sure your four goons aren’t gonna be able to accomplish it. Going back to Rasputin those who wanted to kill him poisoned him on numerous occasions and he wouldn’t die. Be careful who you run up to and try to take them out as it often blows up in your face.

Bea pauses once again to take a drink of water.

WRESTLING IS LIKE A GAME OF CHESS

Bea:  Amber I would ask you if you ever played the game of Chess, or if you even know what the game is about, but I would hate to pose that question only to have the two or three working brain cells you have left blow out and then you become more moronic than you already are. Chess is a board game. There are various pieces players use in the game and each playing piece can only move in specific directions. It is a thinking game, which immediately puts you at a disadvantage, because you didn’t think to take action against your four thugs and prevent them from perpetrating the attack on Bill and Vinnie. But, as useless as an explanation of Chess is to explain to idiots, I’ll still explain the concept of the game to you as there are viewers who can comprehend what I’m saying even if you can’t. In the game of Chess you should always look ahead several moves. Even if your opponent manages to do something that makes you change the several moves ahead you already planned you have the ability to quickly adapt and take your opponent out while at the same time keeping a list of several moves ahead to keep your opponent hesitating. I enter every match like a Chess game. I have everything figured out. If my opponent does something strange or unexpected I’m able to quickly maneuver and get back on track to where I’m in control of the match. And just so you know, as I hate opponents who whine that they were not warned ahead of time, I have the ability to quickly adapt should you go off on some wild tangent and I have people watching our match to ensure any attempted interference from your four thugs will be dealt with appropriately and quickly. Here’s the bottom line Amber:  CHECKMATE!!! I win!!!

Bea pauses her comments to get up and walk into the kitchen area where she returns with a plate of cookies to go along with her drinks of water. Bea devours several cookies then washes them down with a drink of water before placing the dish with the cookies on it on the coffee table in front of the couch.

GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION

Bea:  Amber I can’t hold you responsible for what Mac and his goons did to Bill after their match at Climax Control 316. Well I can’t hold you accountable at this time anyway. I’m still doing research to find out if you had anything to do with that vile disgusting and illegal beat down on Bill and Vinnie at Climax Control 316. If, between now and our match, I find out you had something to do with that attack you’ll pay heavily for your involvement. If I’m unable to find out if you had something to do with the attack then you’re either innocent of being involved in the attack or you’re damn good at hiding the truth. For your well-being I damn sure hope I don’t find out you were involved.

Bea informs the camera person she’s ready to make closing comments. The camera person passes that information onto the Network and the Network tells them when Bea is done with her final comments they are to cut their camera feed and the Network will take over the air time from there.

Bea:  Amber you and everyone in Sin City Wrestling know that me and Bill are fair and honest people. We realize other wrestlers who are pathetic often act violent to cover up their shortcomings in the wrestling ring. We realize other wrestlers are intimidated by us. Most wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling hurl insults and demeaning comments at us. Yet with all that crap going around we’ve maintained our composure so as not to be labeled as over-violent and mean. So you can hurl insults and demeaning comments at me if you want as I’m not intimidated by your bullshit threats. All you and the other wrestlers earn by hurling crap at me is an ass kicking. And after what your four did to Bill and Vinnie I’m not holding back in our match. And to make sure you and Mac and your goons behave I’ll ask for Senor Vinnie to be my corner person and we’ve talked with numerous wrestlers to be standing by in case your four goons try any crap. Good luck Amber. You’re damn sure gonna need it!

Bea is done with her comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming.


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Climax Control Archives / KARMA'S A BITCH AND I'M KARMA'S HIT MAN
« on: November 16, 2021, 06:37:12 PM »
KARMA’S A BITCH AND I’M KARMA’S HIT MAN

Narrator:  Before coming on screen to give you the introduction to Bill Barnhart’s comments on his upcoming match  I had a meeting with Bill and he told me the general concept of what he plans on talking about. Simply put Bill said that Karma is a bitch and that he’s Karma’s hit man. With that out of the way I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The scene switches and we see Bill Barnhart in his room at a hotel near the Provident Credit Union Event Center in San Jose, California. With him in the room is his wife and Manager, Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris. Bill looks into the camera and launches into his comments.

Bill:  There’s a statement that goes KARMA’S ONLY A BITCH IF YOU ARE. Applying that to our oppoents, who are backed by Mac Bane and Ken Davison, they’re all a bitch and will be taken out by Karma. I want you to know I’m Karma’s hit man. Damn it’s fun being Karma’s hit man! Since Mac Bane and Ken Davison are both a bitch and they are standing behind the tag team of Dominick Strife and Supreme Machine, we already know they will get involved in the match to attempt to screw us out of the win. I’m here to let them know  if they get involved in the match in any manner, except to offer support and give suggestions and advice to Dominic and Supreme Machine, then all the rules are off the table and anything goes. I assure Mac and Ken that getting involved in this match, and getting destroyed by us in the process, is not what they want. Now that I have those comments out of the way I wish to address other items before getting into direct comments concerning our match.

BACK TO AN INCIDENT DURING BILL’S HIGH SCHOOL DAYS

We are taken back to when Bill Barnhart was attending Skyline High School in Oakland, California. We see Bill and his friend Steve parked on the side of a street, with Bill’s car, when another car drives up and stops. Two classmates from Skyline High School, Jerry and John, who hate Bill and Steve, get out of the other car and confront Bill and Steve.

Bill:  Oh, great, the scum of the Earth just showed up to give us some shit.

Steve:  We got this Bill.

Jerry:  Oh, look, two f*cking losers, Bill and Steve, ready to get their asses kicked.

John:  Are you two ready to get beat down?

Bill and Steve look at each other, then they look at Jerry and John. Bill and Steve flip their middle finger at Jerry and John and tell them to f*ck off.

Jerry:  Wrong move to try to intimidate us.

John:  You’re gonna get hurt now!

Jerry and John charge Bill and Steve and try landing blows but they miss terribly. Bill and Steve land several blows then they shove Jerry and John to the ground then they get into Bill’s car, start the engine, and threaten to run over Jerry and John. Jerry and John wisely get into their car and try to take off to avoid getting whacked by Bill’s car. Since Jerry and John are scared shitless they swerve into traffic and get hit by an oncoming car. Fortunately for Jerry and John the other car didn’t cause enough damage to injure them but their driver’s side door is crushed and there’s enough other damage to prevent them from moving the car. Bill and Steve pull up alongside Jerry’s car, roll down their windows, and yell at Jerry and John.

Steve:  That will teach you not to mess with us! Ha ha ha!

Bill:  That shows you assholes how Karma works. Karma rose up and slam dunked you for trying to do something illegal. I’m glad I’m associated with Karma as it sure is fun being Karma’s hit man!

At that comment Bill hits the gas and speeds off down the road. He looks in his rearview mirror to see the police showing up to investigate the accident. Knowing Jerry is going to get arrested Bill and Steve do a HIGH FIVE and continue driving off into the distance.

RETURN TO CURRENT TIME

Bill:  Ahhh I remember an incident when our former friends Jerry and John attacked me and my friend Steve and we got the advantage on them and then Karma rose up and kicked their ass. It’s always fun to watch Karma work to f*ck people up who are assholes. Speaking of assholes we have a match at Climax Control 316 where we face a pathetic tag team consisting of Dominick Strife and Supreme Machine. They have the backing of Mac Bane and Ken Davison. I find it amusing that two losers are being backed by two losers. Double losers are amusing. Mac. . .Ken. . .the only reason you are involved in this match is to interfere in the match to try to screw me and Vinnie out of the win. That’s not gonna happen. Not in this match. . .not in our nexte match. . .not ever. You seem to be able to talk the talk but you’re not able to walk the walk. I’m telling you now, before the match happens, so that you cannot claim you didn’t know, if you get involved in the match and try to interfere in the match in any manner, all rules will be thrown out and it is all out war. Me and Vinnie are not going to get screwed over by pathetic jerks who can’t face us directly so they have to try to gang up on us. Nice try but that shit won’t work against me and Vinnie.

Bill grins toward the camera.

Bill:  D’oh!!! Dominick, Supreme Machine, Mac, and Ken, you know that exclamation from The Simpsons. That’s the common thing Homer Simpson utters when he realizes he f*cked up. You four will be uttering that exclamation, and many more, if you try to cheat or interfere in the match and me and Vinnie give you the beat down of a lifetime. You’ll utter that exclamation when you realize you should have just shut the f*ck up and turned around and walked away. I don’t take shit from anyone and neither does Vinnie.

CALLING FOR HELP FROM JESUS OR AN EXCLAMATION KNOWING YOU’RE TOAST?

Bill:  One of my close friends during High School was Steve Truelson. We used to do sleepovers at each other’s house all the time. We were always getting into trouble with our parents but we didn’t care. During one sleepover at Steve’s house we stayed up late and we decided to shoot off fireworks. We set off fireworks outside Steve’s bedroom door which led to the walkway on the side of the house then jumped into bed to pretend we were asleep to make it look like it wasn’t us who did the fireworks. I remember my friend’s father, Clyde, woke up from his sleep due to the noise and he yelled what I thought was CHEEZ-IT like the crackers. I asked Steve if he thinks his father is hungry and he asked me why I asked that question. I said because Clyde is yelling for CHEEZ-IT so I thought he wanted crackers. Steve laughed and told me his father wasn’t yelling for CHEEZ-IT to get crackers he was using the name of Jesus as a curse word by screaming out JESUS!!! as more of a curse.

Bill lets out a loud laugh.

Bill:  Mac, Ken, Dominick, and Supreme Machine, I told you that story about Steve’s father, Clyde, for a reason. First for Dominick and Supreme Machine if you play by the rules of our match and don’t cheat, don’t violate the rules, and don’t have Mac and Ken interfere in the match you’ll lose the match but we promise not to seriously hurt you. However if you cheat, violate the rules, or have Mac or Ken interfere in the match, you’ll get severely hurt and may end up retiring from wrestling. Is that a threat? Nope! That’s a promise! As for Mac and Ken I state publicly that if you have to resort to cheap shots, cheating, and attacks on other wrestlers, to try to get noticed then you’re damn sure more pathetic than I thought. Me and Vinnie don’t cheat. Me and Vinnie don’t rely on interference in our matches. However me and Vinnie take revenge on those who pull that crap on us. You have a choice to make. Play by the rules or get taken out and possibly sent into retirement. That’s not a choice me and Vinnie have to make. That a choice you four have to make. Remember, though, that you have to live with the choice you make. If you start the attack on us then me and Vinnie will finish it and you’ll get hurt. You can call on God, Satan or Jesus. . .or even CHEESE-IT crackers, but I tell you there are not enough supernatural powers, or CHEESE-IT crackers, in the Universe that you can call on to help you beat us down. If you think I’m joking then try. . .just try. . .I dare you.

CLOSING COMENTS

Bill:  For our opponents, Supreme Machine and Dominick I let you know that myself and Vinnie will not tolerate any cheating or interference. If you need the help of Mac and Ken to defeat us then you are two pathetic pieces of shit and need to be flushed down the toilet. As for Mac and Ken you need to know that your actions have an effect on how you’re seen by the other wrestlers and the fans. If you want to cheat and interfere in the match to help your two puppets, Supreme Machine and Dominick, get a cheap win, that’s fine as I’ve already told you we’ll deal with that in more than one way. One thing I hate with a passion are cheaters, liars, and people with illegal behavior. Me and Vinnie have had enough of the bullshit from the rest of the Roster. Your puppets wrestlers, and you two, either play the game by the rules or your wrestling careers are over. Your choice to make. We’ve made our choice. See you on November 21, 2021, at Climax Control 316.

Bill informs the camera person that he’s done with his comments. They call into the Network to tell them that and the Network tells them to cut their camera feed and when the camera person cuts their camera feed the screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: "BULLDOG" BILL BARNHART (c) vs AGOSTINO ROMANO - ROULETTE TITLE
« on: November 03, 2021, 10:28:54 AM »
I’LL WIN MY MATCH AND RETAIN MY ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bill has a nice presentation today. That is all I am going to say today. I turn you over to Bill Barnhart to give you the information you need.

The scene changes to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart located near Madison Square Garden in New York City. Bea and Iris are not around so we assume Bea took Iris out for a walk. Bill gets comfortable on the couch then when the camera person informs him they are live broadcasting he launches into his comments for his upcoming match.

BILL IS THE VERY MODEL OF A MODEL ROULETTE CHAMPION

Bill:  The first thing I wish to do is show you a video of a song from the musical The Pirates of Penzance. It’s called The Major General Song. Please watch the video so you know how the song goes then I’ll give you my version of it as it relates to me as Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion.

The Network puts up the video of the performance of The Major General Song for the viewers to watch.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW MAJOR GENERAL SONG

After the Major General Song video is done we return to Bill Barnhart.

Bill:  The persons who accept that role in the musical The Pirates of Penzance have a very difficult song to sing at that pace and to remember every word. Now that you’ve seen the original version, and heard the original lyrics, I now give you the Bill Barnhart version. I’ve modified a few of the lyrics but most of the original song remains as in the video you watched.

Bill starts the music track of the song and then he launches into singing the lyrics of his version of the song.

I am the very model of a modern Roulette Champion
And I promised everyone that I would get the job done
I know the previous Champions and all of their reigns
But all their accomplishments are going to wane.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
Hmmm... lot o' news, lot o'news... Aha!
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I’m very good at all the many types of a Roulette match
I’m too quick and agile for my opponents to catch
I will be the best the Roulette Champion has been
I’m the very model of a modern Roulette Champion.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
Hmmm... din afore, din afore... Aha!
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I write new history on this Championship I hold
And tell you every detail so you know that I am bold
I am better than other Roulette Champions have been
I am the very model of a modern Roulette Champion.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
Hmmm... strategy... strategy, lategy, bategy... Aha! I have it!
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my reign I promise to fight all they send my way
They will be defeated when they see that day
Again I state I will be the best Champion there has been
I am the very model of a modern Roulette Champion.

Bill’s version of the Major General song from The Pirates of Penzance ends and Bill returns to his comments.

Bill:  Trust me, Agostino, and others wanting a shot at my Roulette Championship, that I can not only sing that fast and not miss a beat or the lyrics I’m also fast in the wrestling ring and don’t miss a move, hold, or maneuver. Agostino you’ll find out that you’re no match for me. I’ve always said that people need to either lead by example or get the hell out of the way. That’s why I’m leading by example and you need to get out of my way. That translates into both my personal life and my professional wrestling life. Agostino you haven’t been leading by example here in Sin City Wrestling. Yes you’ve had a few success moments but they seem to be very rare things in your wrestling career. If you’re coming into our match wishing for a success moment you’ll be sadly disappointed as you’re going to lose to me.

YOU THOUGHT MOTORCYCLE RACING WAS TOUGH. . .I’M A HELL OF A LOT TOUGHER

Bill:  Agostino you’re a former professional motorcycle racer. Hmmm! Makes me wonder why you quit racing motorcycles and went into the sport of wrestling. Was the competition too strong for you in racing? Were the motorcycles more than you could handle? Seems to me to walk away from a career in motorcycle racing to become a wrestler isn’t the expected career move. But, Romano, I’ll make a promise to you since, apparently, racing motorcycles was too difficult for you to remain in the sport. After I defeat you to retain my Roulette Championship I’ll make a purchase of mild child versions of transportation that you should be able to handle and not get hurt using. Like a tricycle, a push scooter, maybe a hover board but only one that moves really really slow. I was thinking about getting you roller skates but if you were to get injured using them you might want to hold me responsible for your injuries. Making fun of you probably ticks you off and the fans apparently want to support you over me and that’s okay. I don’t care if your feelings are hurt and you’re mad at me for teasing you. I don’t give a damn if the fans support me or not. I’m in the sport of wrestling to have fun, enjoy my matches and, as you saw recently, earn Championships. And, Agostino, when you fall off your children’s tricycle and get hurt don’t try to sue me for damages you sustained because you’re klutz.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Agostino I expected  quality comments from you over the past several months and even more leading up to our match at High Stakes XI. Wishful thinking on my part I suppose. I mean, come on, you’re going up against me to try to defeat me for the Roulette Championship so I expected I’d get from you interesting, imaginative, high quality, gold plated, comments for our match but instead what I got from you was boring, lame, low quality, and shit plated, comments. Please allow me to ask you a another question. Yeah I know you don’t want to answer more questions but your unwillingness to participate doesn’t mean anything to me. I have to ask you if you’re getting your inspiration from a do-it-yourself instruction book titled HOW TO WRITE IDIOTIC AND MORONIC WRESTLING PROMOS THAT MAKE YOU SOUND DUMBER THAN YOU REALLY ARE. . .FOR DUMMIES. I honestly can’t think of any other reason for you to air moronic lame crap. Come on! Use your brain and come up with original comments and not a bunch of canned stuff you read out of a do-it-yourself instruction book! I look forward to destroying you in our match at High Stakes XI.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE GRAPHIC

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Agostino when I get done beating the hell out of you there’s a chance you may want to retire from the sport of wrestling to go off into a less dangerous way of life. I’m thinking when you retire from wrestling you can go back to sports where you can still do competitive racing. Since racing motorcycles was obviously too much for you to handle, which caused you to make a decision to enter the sport of wrestling, perhaps returning to motorcycle wrestling wouldn’t be the right move as you may get hurt at those speeds. So how about you consider milder forms of racing when you retire? Things like tricycle racing because at least when you fall you won’t have that far to travel before hitting the pavement. Har har har!!!

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments. The graphic comes off the screen then the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: BELLA MADISON vs SELEANA ZDUNICH vs VIOLET AMELIA HOLT vs BEA BARNHART
« on: November 03, 2021, 10:27:07 AM »
FOUR CHALLENGERS ENTER THE RING. ONLY ONE. . .ME. . .EARNS A SHOT AT THE WORLD BOMBSHELL CHAMPION AT THE FINAL CLIMAX CONTROL OF 2021 ON DECEMBER 19, 2021

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart told me she hates liars. With that simple opening comment out of the way I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

Bea Barnhart is seen sitting in a Starbucks near Madison Square Garden having a snack and coffee.

I HATE LIARS

Bea:  Thanks for joining me today. I’m sure your first question is what food I’m eating and what drink I’m drinking. What I’m eating and drinking has no connection to my upcoming match at High Stakes XI so shut the hell up and stop asking about stuff that’s none of your business!  Before I launch into comments concerning my three opponents I wish to explain why I hate liars. I can’t stand people who can’t tolerate the truth so they have to lie all the time. One of the best examples of a liar is Violet Amelia Holt who claims I can never defeat her and yet she’s 0-4 against me. Oooo! I just proved her sorry ass wrong! Besides the lies Violet tells there other persons who told a lie about me. I won’t honor them by mentioning their names since their comment was so generic. . .it was just a canned statement coming from other wrestlers. . .so my comments on the statement they made about me applies to everyone.

Bea flashes a smile.

Bea:   I’m going to paraphrase the lying comment made about me. Basically the comment was that the only reason I was able to obtain the Mixed Tag Team Championship was because of my husband Bill Barnhart earning it for our team. I challenge you to go back to May 23, 2021, at Into the Void X and watch the replay of that match for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. Who was legally in the ring at that time? Me and Kate Steele. Who got the win in the match? Me when I pinned Kate Steele with a Crucifix Pin. So let me ask you the all-important question. Did I win the Mixed Tag Team Championship because Bill won that Championship match or did I win that Championship match by pinning Kate Steele and winning the championship match? I’m not going to wait for your answer because you know damn well when you review the replay of that match you’ll see you’re the liar and I’m telling the truth. Deal with the truth assholes!

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bea:  The term Bottom Line means the final results and it is usually applied to financial accounting to provide you with the bottom line totals that either shows your business made a profit or took a loss. The bottom line is that I intend to walk into our match at High Stakes XI and walk away with a profit by earning a shot at the World Bombshell Champion at the last Climax Control of 2021. Can I do it? Many are asking. The answer is yes I can, and will, do it. Will that irritate the hell out of Bella Madison, Seleana Zdunich, and Violet Amelia Holt? Yep damn sure will. Will I enjoy taking their happiness away from them? Yep. Will I enjoy going into the backstage area and hearing the three of them wailing and crying and screeching because they lost to me? Yeah that’ll also be fun but wearing headphones blasting my entrance music will easily drown out their pathetic noise.

Bea informs the camera person she is going to present final comments then they can shut down their camera feed.

Bea:  Seleana you have the most valid reason to brag against me. You’ve won all our matches against each other and I haven’t won any of them against you. I commend you on your accomplishment against me but I’m planning on ending your winning streak against me. Bella you also have a win over me. Although you have less to brag about than Seleana does the fact remains that I haven’t defeated you. . .yet. Violet, as far as you are concerned against me you already know you have no wins over me and I have four wins over you. No way in the entire Universe are you walking away from this match having eliminated me.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  Bella, Seleana, Violet, pay attention as I’m winning our match, then I’m going to win the match at the last Climax Control of 2021, then I’m going to be crowned Sin City Wrestling’s World Bombshell Champion. I know that’ll make you three, and the wrestler I defeat for the Championship, cry rivers of tears, but I don’t give a damn when I hurt your feelings! I only care that I’m walking away with a win against you three then walking away as World Bombshell Champion to end 2021. And do you want to know the best thing? There’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me!

Bea ends her comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: "BULLDOG" BILL BARNHART (c) vs AGOSTINO ROMANO - ROULETTE TITLE
« on: October 27, 2021, 10:31:38 AM »
GOOD LUCK IN OUR MATCH AGOSTINO. . .YOU’RE GONNA NEED ALL THE LUCK YOU CAN FIND TO TRY TO DEFEAT ME

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart had a meeting with me to tell me what he is presenting in his comments for High Stakes XI where he defends his Roulette Championship against Agostino Romano. Without further delay I turn you over to Bill Barnhart at his home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

WHAT I AM . . .YOU’LL NEVER BE

The scene changes and we get a shot of Bill Barnhart, along with his English Bulldog Iris, sitting on the couch. Bill is ready to present his comments for his upcoming Roulette Championship defense against Agostino Romano. As Bill is petting Iris the camera person informs Bill they are live broadcasting so Bill launches into his comments.

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today. I plan on presenting information to ensure Agostino Romano realizes he’s so deep underneath me that he needs the Hubble Space Telescope in order for him to see clearly how far above him I am. Agostino how does it feel that you were in a Triple Threat match against one below-average opponent, and one average-level opponent, and now you have to face off against me and I’m an amazing superior performer with exceptional wrestling abilities? Does that make you feel like you’re Superman? Is that how you feel Romano? If so let me introduce you to myself. My name is Bill. . .I AM KRYPTONITE. . .Barnhart. You don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of lasting more than a few minutes against me in our match!

Bill lets out a huge laugh.

Bill:  Agostino please allow me to give you some background on me to prove to you, and everyone else, that what I am. . .you’ll never be. When I began attending Skyline High School in Oakland, California, we were told the lawn area between the two middle buildings of the school and between the two main walkways was called THE SENIOR LAWN. We were told that only Seniors were allowed to walk and hang out there. When Freshmen, Sophomores, or Juniors, stepped onto the Senior Lawn the Seniors had the right to attack them, beat them down, and toss them off their Senior Lawn. Faculty at the school looked the other way as this was a tradition thing. When we became Seniors we were so happy that we now were going to have control of the Senior Lawn and be able to forcibly remove Freshmen, Sophomores, and Juniors from OUR lawn. But then the announcement came on the first day of school that we, as Seniors, could no longer claim the Senior Lawn and forcibly remove lower class students. The reason I told you this, Agostino, is that you managed to get by two average level opponents but now that you have to face me the rules have changed. You went from being ten percent better than your two previous opponents to being ninety percent weaker than me. Have fun dealing with that. What I did to you is similar to what Faculty did to us when we became Seniors at Skyline High School. We were denied our privilege of being Seniors and kicking ass on all the non-Seniors students but our fun was taken away from us by Faculty. Romano realize you had a bit of fun wrestling against two opponents who were not at my level of expertise but now you have to face me. I’m so far ahead of you in wrestling ability and confidence it might take you ten years to reach my level.

Bill again laughs loudly.

Bill:  Agostino that’s not all I have to say to you. I have another example from Skyline High School you need to know about. I wanted to get onto the Track Team, Baseball Team, and Football Team. In all three of these sports if you were not friends of players on those teams, or friends with the Coaches, they ignored you no matter how good you were or how much ability you have. I was in the top three fastest on the Track for 50 meters, 100 meters, and 200 meters. I was in the top three longest in the long jump. I was awesome in baseball and could hit nearly any pitch for a home run. When it came to football if they threw a pass to me, or handed me the football, I was an extremely fast runner, and very agile, and it was nearly impossible for anyone on Defense to stop me or tackle me. But did the players already on those teams, and their Coaches, care that I was a better player than all their members combined? Nope. So how does this relate to you and our match Romano? You think that because you have a drug-induced, self realized, only in your mind, wrestling talents, that nobody else can see in you that you’re going to strut into our match and take me out? That ain’t gonna happen. No way in hell you’re gonna walk into this match as the challenger and walk away as Roulette Champion. I’m not denying you a chance to try out like those assholes did to me at Skyline High School. In my world, the real world, you earned the chance to challenge me by winning your match recently. However, Romano, you fall way way way short of having the abilities to actually accomplish getting a win over me and earning the Roulette Championship.

Bill laughs so hard this time he can barely recover himself. He finally manages to recover himself and he continues with his comments.

TAKING FUN AWAY FROM OTHERS

Bill:  I wish to take you back to when me and Bea moved to the State of Georgia from California in 2012. We went down to Macon, Georgia, which has Civil War history. We took a tour of Macon put on by the Women in charge of the Macon, Georgia, Historical Society. At that time Macon had a Central Hockey League team named the Macon Whoopee. They named the team after their local bird which is called a Whoopee as it made that sort of sound. While we were listening to the presentation in the conference room I happened to mention, in a whisper to Bea, that when I grew up in Oakland we heard a song titled Makin’ Whoopee which means to have sex. The prudish old ladies running the presentation heard my comment to Bea so they stopped their presentation and started yelling at me even though I was quietly commenting to Bea. I don’t take nicely to people trying to insult me publicly so I told them everyone needs to have a bit of fun and humor in their lives. I guess at their ages they didn’t have sex anymore, and never get a man to give them a second look, so they got prudish and wanted to take the fun away from everyone else. Why did I tell you this Agostino? I have reasons for everything I do and say. The old prudish ladies in the Macon Historical Society weren’t able to appreciate what others do and think. Just like you and the rest of the Roster refusing to appreciate that I did, in fact, easily earn the Roulette Championship. If you want to get pissy with me and give me your sour face that makes you look like you just chewed on a dozen lemons then go ahead. No amount of pouty face by you is going to get you a win over me!

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  I decided that for my closing comments instead of stating things about my upcoming match, my opponent, and wrestling in general, I would relate something concerning my best friend through Junior High School and High School in Oakland, California. What I’m about to relate to you is a true story. I have in my hands a letter I received from one of my best friends, Eddie Epstein, from my High School days at Skyline High School in Oakland, California. I’ll tell you what Eddie’s letter says. Eddie wrote this letter in our Senior year of High School. My friend Eddie was LGBT but back then it wasn’t something readily accepted and understood by others. In his letter Eddie stated he didn’t know which way to turn and his parents sand his sister didn’t understand. He felt if he turned left that those on that side would turn against him. He felt if he turned to the right that they would also turn against him. Eddie was my best friend since Junior High School. Eddie knew I accepted him, and supported him, in all ways because he is my best friend. Eddie knew that friends don’t turn their backs on friends no matter what. But other people were not kind to Eddie and the frustration, sadness, and pain he felt got too much for him. If you’re wondering what happened to Eddie I’ll tell you. The pain got so intense that Eddie decided to take pills that make a person to into a deep sleep. Unfortunately Eddie too so many of those bills he never woke up. Am I making these closing comments for some personal gain? No. I just want everyone to know and understand that everyone is going through something, or experiencing something, or struggling with something, and most people hold those things inside and it eats them up. Unless we engage them and offer to help them they may take the same route Eddie took. With those final comments I’ll end my comments for today and continue with talking about my upcoming match during my next comments session.

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments and the camera person calls into the Network and they switch back to regularly scheduled programming.



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Supercard Archives / Re: BELLA MADISON vs SELEANA ZDUNICH vs VIOLET AMELIA HOLT vs BEA BARNHART
« on: October 27, 2021, 10:24:12 AM »
CHRISTMAS CHALLENGER MATCH FOR SHOT AT WORLD BOMBSHELL CHAMPIONSHIP AT THE FINAL CLIMAX CONTROL OF 2021 ON DECEMBER 19, 2021

Narrator:  I spoke with Bea Barnhart recently and I can tell you she is excited she got this match to earn a shot at the World Bombshell Championship at the last Climax Control for 2021. Bea also told me she is determined to win and prove everyone wrong.

TO HELL WITH YOU KAREN

The scene shifts to Bea Barnhart taking Iris for a walk in Sweetwater Park near her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bill and Bea have remained in Lawrenceville until next week when they will travel to New York City for High Stakes XI at Madison Square Garden. Bill is not with Bea and Iris during this walk. The camera person assigned to Bea is walking with her recording everything she says and does.

Bea:  Good grief Iris! I’d expect you to walk quicker than you’re doing right now. Then again you’re a chubby, and lazy, dog. But for sure if me or Daddy Bill place a plate of food in the other room a long way away from you for sure would break the Sound Barrier getting to the food! Ha ha ha!

Iris looks up at Mommy Bea and lets out a snort of disapproval at her comment.

Iris:  SNORT!!!

Bea:  I’ll snort you in a bit young lady! I took you for a walk in Sweetwater Park to get exercise and to potty so you don’t have an accident in our house. Come on girl you can do it. Just sniff around and find just the right spot then squat and do your thing.

Iris intently sniffs the walking trail for signs of where other dogs have done their potty before she arrived. When Iris finds just the right spot she squats and pees then she takes a dump which, even for Iris, is quite large in size. We watch as Bea pulls out a poop bag to pick up the poop of Iris and also some tissue to wipe the butt of Iris in case some of it stuck to her butt. Iris takes off pulling hard to continue her walk but Bea has to pull on her leash to keep her in place until she can pick up her poop.

Bea:  Good grief Iris! Now you want to move quickly when I’m needing to pick up your poop? Let me finish then we’ll continue your walk.

Bea properly picks up the poop of Iris and ties the poop bag closed until she can find a trash can to drop it into. As Bea and Iris continue their walk they are confronted by an angry woman who is obviously not a dog lover. Either that or she’s just an evil person. Oh great. Looks like Bea and Iris have to deal with a Karen. The woman runs up and starts bitching at Bea.

Angry Woman:  Hey! You need to pick up your dog’s poop! I walk on the trails here all the time and I don’t want to accidentally step in something!

Bea:  Excuse me but I don’t know who the hell you are or why you’re yelling at me. My name is Bea. May I know your name also?

Angry Woman:  My name is Karen but that’s none of your damn business.!Your dog just pooped on the walking trail and I don’t want that in MY park!

Bea:  It figures your name is Karen! How do things like this happen to me? Anyway yes Iris did poop on the walking trail and yes I properly cleaned it up and yes when we pass a trash can I’ll properly dispose of her poop. Also get the hell off your high horse and curb your attitude! This park does not belong to you it belongs to Gwinnett County Parks Department. If you have a problem with me and Iris talk to them not to me.

Karen:  Who the hell do you think you are talking to me in that manner?

Bea:  I’m Bea Barnhart and I live in this neighborhood. I’m also a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. I suggest you back off or you’re likely to get hurt. And if you had been paying attention you would have noticed that I have a camera person assigned to me, by the Wrestling Federation I work for, and they’ve been recording all the interactions between you and me.

Karen:  Now you’re recording me without my permission? So you’re threatening me now? I’m going to call the Police!

Bea:  No I’m not threatening you. I’m telling the truth about you and your bullshit attitude that you claim you own this park and you try to order other people around. And even if I did confront you and threaten you it’s because you threatened me first. And, yes, please call the Police. I have my roving camera person recording everything both of us are saying and doing and I’d love to show it to the Police to prove you’re harassing and threatening me and that you started the trouble not me. Have a nice day!!!

Bea turns and continues her walk with Iris. The Karen is furious that she wasn’t able to intimidate Bea so she leaves the park much to the delight of Bea.

Bea:  Stupid ass people in the world Iris. That Karen ran scared when she realized she was being caught on camera being abusive to me. If she does call the police I have all the evidence I need to have them arrest her. Let’s finish our walk in the park then go home.

Bea and Iris continue their walk. When they return to their car to drive home the camera person cuts their camera feed.

TIME TO TALK TO MY OPPONENTS

When the camera person starts their camera feed again we see Bea Barnhart in her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. She’s sitting on the couch looking into the camera to address her opponents for her upcoming match. Bill and Iris are not in the room.

Bea:  I’m not going to lie to you. I’ve yet to obtain a win over Bella Madison or Seleana Zdunich. I have, though, obtained four wins with no losses against Violet Amelia Holt. I plan on being the last woman standing in our match to go into the final Climax Control for 2021, to be held on December 19, 2021, against the World Bombshell Champion. And the World Bombshell Champion will be determined in the Main Event at High Stakes XI. So it’ll be either the current World Bombshell Champion Amber Ryan or Roxi Johnson or Crystal Zdunich. Doesn’t matter to me who it ends up being as I plan on defeating them at that last Climax Control of 2021.

Bea looks intently into the camera.

Bea:  You saw the video of my walk with Iris in Sweetwater Park where I had to deal with a Karen, who just also happened to really be named Karen, going off on me and Iris even though I wasn’t doing anything wrong. One of the three wrestlers I’m facing at High Stakes XI is also a Karen. No it isn’t you Bella. No it isn’t you Seleana. You two have every right to brag since both of you have wins over me and I don’t have any wins over you. That leaves you Violet. Why do I call you a Karen? Because you get in front of the camera and scream and yell insults at me and try to tell me how much I suck against you. Really? Damn! How many wins do you have over me Violet? NONE! How many wins do I have over you Violet? FOUR! Now please be a good little girl and shut the f**k up! Damn Violet KAREN Holt!

Bea lets out a loud laugh.

AN EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT

Bea:  I look at our match at High Stakes XI as being an early Christmas gift for me. I know you’re asking why I say that so I’ll tell you. Just because I haven’t obtained a win over two of the wrestlers in this match doesn’t mean I can’t do it this time. For damn sure I’ll get a win over Violet as she’ll never be able to defeat me. So your next question is how I plan on getting that win. Valid question and I have a valid answer. I focus and eliminate the other three wrestlers in the match and I walk into the last Climax Control of 2021, on December 19, 2021, as the challenger, against whichever wrestler wins the World Bombshell Championship match at High Stakes XI. You think you three can stop me? Hit me with your best shot. . .fire away! Have fun trying!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for today and they cut their camera feed and the screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / FOUR TIMES THE FUN WHEN YOU HAVE FOUR OPPONENTS
« on: October 21, 2021, 07:41:00 AM »
FOUR TIMES THE FUN WHEN YOU HAVE FOUR OPPONENTS

Narrator:  Bea has her shot at the Roulette Championship, at Climax Control 315, against four opponents including Krystal Wolfe the Roulette Champion, Johanna Krieger, Bella Madison, and Seleana Zdunich. Bea has every reason to believe she will walk away as the Bombshell Roulette Championship but I won’t step on her toes by telling you what she told me. I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart to let her explain it to you.

BEA. . .AGE 10. . .ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN THE PHILIPPINES

We are taken back in time to when Bea was in Elementary School in the Philippines. She is in her classroom trying to focus on the lesson but some of the annoying punk kids are talking smack about her and teasing her. They tell Bea when School is over, and she is walking through the school hallways, they will get her and make her feel their wrath. Bea makes it through the hallways without incident and she exits the school to catch a Jeepney to return to her home. Before she can get on the Jeepney four of the harassing students confront Bea. They push and shove her and she refrains from fighting back. When the four kids get more aggressive Bea lashes out quickly, and decisively, knocking the four punks to the ground. While the students are getting up Bea jumps on the Jeepney and the driver speeds off to take Bea home. Although the four punk kids are yelling at her as the Jeepney drives away they can’t do a damn thing since they were disabled by Bea.

BEA. . .AGE 16…HIGH SCHOOL IN THE PHILIPPINES

We advance in time and see Bea graduating from High School in the Philippines. Before Bea is called up to accept her Diploma she is confronted by four students who tease her. Bea confronts them and reminds them she is an Honor Student and she graduated with all A grades while the punk students were lucky they are still able to graduate with an average of a C grade. The nearly failing students are jealous of Bea so they surround her and try to take  her down. Bea adequately fights off their attempted attacks and this grabs the attention of one of the teachers at the High School who steps in and separates the four punks from Bea. The teacher then calls the Principal of the school over who admonishes the four punks and then informs them they are not going to graduate today and that they have to repeat their Senior year of High School so they will learn their lesson and their place in life.

A MATCH IS FOUR TIMES THE FUN WHEN YOU HAVE FOUR OPPONENTS

We return to present time and we see Bea Barnhart walking around in the Agganis Arena at Boston University where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 315. The camera person keeps their camera focused on her and Bea stops and turns toward the camera to present comments for her upcoming match.

Bea:  On October 24, 2021, at Climax Control 315, I’m involved in a five person match for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. Although the official Card for Climax Control 315 states that Krystal Wolfe, the current Bombshell Roulette Champion,  is scheduled to defend the Roulette Championship against Char Kwan at High Stakes XI, there’s little chance of that happening as I’m winning the Roulette Championship this Sunday. Does that mean that after I defeat my four opponents this Sunday that I, as Roulette Champion, will defend the Championship against Char Kwan at High Stakes XI? Guess we’ll find out soon enough!

Bea continues walking with the camera person staying focused on her until she turns a corner where she stops to present additional comments.

Bea:  I’m facing the Bombshell Roulette Champion, Krystal Wolfe, and Johanna Krieger, and Bella Madison, and Seleana Zdunich, in a Graveyard Match, with the winner becoming Sin City Wrestling’s Bombshell Roulette Champion. Now I already know what you ‘re thinking and what my opponents are thinking. You and my opponents will say since I am 0-1 against Krystal Wolfe, 0-1 against Bella Madison, and 0-4 against Seleana Zdunich, that I have absolutely no chance of winning this match. What’s that? You want to know why I didn’t mention the name of Johanna Krieger? That’s because I haven’t had a match with her yet. If you think I cannot win this match it proves you’re not thinking.

Bea walks around and this time she stops in front of the wrestling ring that is set up for Climax Control 315.

Bea:  The concept of this Graveyard Match is simple. The five of us will be wrestling in a Graveyard. In order to eliminate your opponents you have to toss them into one of the many open graves available. Once all my opponents are eliminated I’m crowned Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion. Now you’re asking the question how in the world do I expect to be able to toss my opponents into graves to eliminate them from the match when the four of them will be trying to toss me into a grave to eliminate me? Again that proves you’re not capable of logical thought. It isn’t the concept that I have to personally toss the four of them into the graves to win the match. The way I see it is if anyone in the match is tossed into a grave, regardless of who it is that tosses them into the grave, they’re eliminated from the match. Maybe I’ll personally toss each of them into a grave to eliminate them to prove my ability to do so or perhaps I may allow the others in the match to beat the hell out of each other then throw the others into the graves to eliminate them. Then when it comes down  whichever of them is remaining active in the match I’ll eliminate them by throwing them into a grave. There are so many interesting ways to see this match and I see the match as working in my favor. In fact please allow me to show you a graphic to let you know how dominating I’ll be in this match.

The Network puts up the graphic from Bea to give everyone a graphic image of how dominating she will be in this match.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE GRAPHIC

After a short time the Network removes the graphic and we return to a shot of Bea Barnhart as she continues with her comments.

HOW I SEE MY OPPONENTS

Bea holds up one finger into the camera.

Bea:  Krystal I address  you first. You’re the current Bombshell Roulette Champion. I described you as the “current” Bombshell Champion because after our match you’ll no longer be Roulette Champion because I’ll be crowned the Bombshell Champion. You talk a lot of smack but deep inside you’re scared of losing the Roulette Championship. Although you’re pre-scheduled to defend the Roulette Championship at High Stakes XI against Char Kwan you know damn well you can’t do that when I defeat you this Sunday and become Sin City Wrestling’s Bombshell Roulette Champion. As a Champion you have to always be ready to lose the Championship as nothing is guaranteed to you.

Bea holds up two fingers into the camera.

Bea:  Johanna you’re the second person I address. I want you to know that you are in this match for only one reason and that is to be my victim when I eliminate you from the match. Talk all the smack you want but your talk is cheap. You enter our match as a challenger to the Roulette Championship but you leave the match as a defeated wrestler.

Bea holds up three fingers into the camera.

Bea:  Third to be addressed is you Bella. You might try to use the fact that you got a win over me in a Mixed Tag Team match but that’s old history and it doesn’t mean anything for our upcoming match. That Mixed Tag Team match was then and this is now. If you think that your one win in that type of match will save you from having me eliminate you in our match you’re sadly mistaken.

Bea holds up four fingers into the camera.

Bea:  Seleana there’s a reason I saved you to be the forth wrestler I address. The reason is we’ve had four matches against each other and you won all four of them. I freely admit you’re 4-0 against me. I assume you also believe that due to that accomplishment you feel you’re not going to be able to be eliminated by me. That might be the case if one of the other wrestlers eliminates you but I assure you I want to be the one to eliminate you. Yes you did hold the Bombshell Roulette Championship once and it was a short run but that doesn’t mean I’ll have compassion on you in our match. You’ll be eliminated by me and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

Bea flashes a huge grin.

Bea:  You four girls. . .yes I just called you girls because I feel the term women is too good for you. . .remind me of two incidents I had when I grew up in the Philippines. One was when I was in Elementary School. Since I was a student who got mostly A’s as grades many of the other students were jealous of me. They would hurl insults and threats to me and they got even more upset when I ignored their threats. On one day I was leaving the school to get on the Jeepney to return home and they confronted me and attempted to inflict physical harm on me. Having great reflexes and ability to fend off their attacks I dropped the four of them to the ground. While they were trying to recover I got on the Jeepney and was taken home. The next day those four students were reprimanded for their behavior and they were suspended from school for a week. Their attitudes changed when they were allowed back in school.

Bea flashes a  huge grin again.

Bea:  In my Senior year in High School something similar happened. We were getting ready for the High School Graduation ceremony and I was confronted by four students who were jealous of me since I was graduating with Honors while they were barely able to get a passing grade.  They surrounded me with the intent to physically attack me when a Teacher stepped in and stood between us. The teacher was upset at the students so she called the Principal over and the Principal, after learning what these students tried to do to me, told them they will not graduate that year and they have to retake their Senior year of High School. I graduated with Honors while those four punks had to retake their Senior Year.

Bea looks intently into the camera.

Bea:  Why did I tell you the incidents, and results of those incidents, from my Elementary School and Senior High days? I wanted you to know that you four are just like the punks that tried to attack me on the way to my Jeepney and they failed. You four are just like the students in High School who wanted to destroy my Graduation Ceremony, with me graduating with Honors, because they were barely able to get an average overall grade of a C in High School. Like the four punks from Elementary School who I dropped to the ground I’ll drop the four of you into graves to become Sin City Wrestling’s Bombshell Roulette Champion. Just like the students during the incident just before our High School Graduation Ceremony when you four lose to me you’ll be sent back down to the bottom of the ladder of success to try to earn your way back up into contention. If you think I’m joking with what I’m saying then please feel free to laugh. You four damn sure won’t be laughing when I win our match!

WHAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE?

Bea:  I’m sure most viewers want to know what my bottom line is concerning this Bombshell Roulette Championship match. ONE is that I want to become Roulette Champion so that me and my husband Bill will both be serving as Roulette Champions at the same time. TWO is that I want to prove my dominance and what better way than to have four opponents in the match instead of the normal one opponent. THREE is that although I could just hide in the bushes or behind a headstone and wait for my four opponents to beat the crap out of each other I won’t be the coward and do that sort of behavior. I’ll go into an all-out, full speed ahead, shoot first and ask questions later, dominate my opponents, mode and when the dust settles you’ll see my hand raised in victory and the Roulette Championship handed to me.

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  What’s that girls? Yes, to Krystal, Johanna, Bella, and Seleana, I look at you as girls and not women as I previously explained. You think you’re better than everyone else and yet none of you have yet to have a long Title reign. You think you’re better than me and that I cannot eliminate you in our match but with that line of thinking you’ve already jinxed yourselves. You think your shit don’t stink but I’ve been told by other wrestlers that when you’re in the bathroom taking a dump they have to wear gas masks to keep from passing out from your stench.

Bea pulls out a small makeup container.

Bea:  In closing I wish to give your four morons a graphic for you to keep in your minds. Please allow me a moment to apply some makeup then you’ll get the message strong and clear.

Bea turns her back to the camera while she looks into a small mirror and applies makeup to her lips. Bea then turns around and even the camera person is surprised by what they get a shot of when Bea presents her makeup to the camera.

Bea:  READ. . .MY. . .LIPS!!!

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After Bea has allowed enough time for the viewers, and her opponents, to grasp the full intent of the makeup on her lips, she lets out an evil laugh.

Bea:  Bwaa haa haa!!! Read my friggin' lips! You four are going down and I’m going into the history books as Sin City Wrestling’s next Bombshell Roulette Champion!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / CALEB STORMS AGAIN?
« on: October 14, 2021, 08:36:16 AM »
CALEB STORMS AGAIN?

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart has a match against Caleb Storms at Climax Control 314. There appears to be no reason for this match to be scheduled except to have a similar Champion versus Champion match for the men as they did for the Bombshells at Climax Control 313. Neither Championship is up for grabs so this is more for bragging rights and we already know Bill has the bragging rights being Roulette Champion.

The scene changes and we catch up with Bill and Bea Barnhart at a Starbucks near The Pavilion in Philadelphia. The camera person focuses their camera on the duo as they enjoy their food and drinks.

Bill:  Don’t be upset with your loss to Seleana. There are times in the career of wrestlers where there is that one wrestler that seems to get in the way and they manage to get wins over you. It doesn’t mean you’re not talented. It doesn’t mean you failed. You did well in your matches and came up a bit short. It happens to everyone but some never admit it.

Bea:  You’re right Bill. You have a similar situation with Caleb Storms. You are one win and four loss against him so we have a similar situation with a particular wrestler in our careers.

Bill:  The last match was a Triple Threat but it was still Caleb Storms who pinned me. This match coming up is Champion versus Champion but neither Championship is on the line. We’re simply going at each other as champions as Andrea Hernandez and Krystal Wolfe did at Climax Control 313. You win nothing by winning and you lose nothing with a loss.

Bea:  I’ll be in your  corner as your Manager for your match with Caleb Storms. Never know how desperate he might be to get the win so he doesn’t look like a chump so I have to ensure there’s no interference or violations of the rules on his part.

Bill:  Thanks, Bea, nice to have you keeping an eye on my matches. Let’s  get to The Pavilion as we have a Press Conference for me to answer questions from the news agencies. After we’re done with the Press Conference we need to get back to the hotel so we can comfort Iris for being left alone while we went out for food and drinks and I’ll continue my comments for my match with Caleb Storms at that time.

The camera person cuts their camera feed and the screen goes dark.

PRESS CONFERENCE

Shortly the scene comes on our screen and we see Bill Barnhart at a podium in a conference room at The Pavilion with various reporters from various news agencies waiting to ask him questions.

Bill:  Thanks for coming to my Press Conference. This Press Conference is easy. You ask questions and I answer those questions. If you go outside of that I’ll have you removed from the conference room. Go ahead and ask your questions.

Reporter from ABC Network:  You are a pathetic piece of crap Barnhart! I hope Caleb Storms whups your sorry ass!

Bill:  Apparently ABC stands for Asshole Broadcasting Corporation. Since you don’t want to ask legitimate questions Security will now escort you out of the Conference Room.

The reporter from ABC protests their removal from the venue but they have no choice as Security escorts them out of the Conference Room shutting and locking the door behind them.

Reporter from NBC Network:  Your actions prove you are a jerk! May the bowels of the Earth open up and swallow you!

Bill:  Another jerk from another bogus news organization. What does NBC stand for? Nothing But Crap? See ya later jerk!

Security escorts the reporter from NBC out of the Conference Room.

Reporter from CBS:  Why are you so sure you are going to defeat Caleb Storms when you are 1-4 against him?

Bill:  Because I’m confident of my. . .

The reporter from CBS cuts Bill off while he is answering their question and that ticks Bill off.

Bill:  Didn’t you hear the rules of this Press Conference where I said you can ask questions and I’ll answer them? You interrupted me while I was answering and you cut me off. Bye!

Security escorts the reporter from CBS out of the Conference Room.

Bill:  Apparently CBS stands for Crap Broadcasting Network.

Reporter from CNN:  I hope you get seriously hurt in your match against Caleb Storm and that you have to retire from wrestling!

Bill:  Yet another asshole from a bogus news organization to be escorted out of the Conference Room. I would say CNN stands for Cheapshot News Network. Security! Do your thing!

The reporter from CNN loudly protests their removal from the Press Conference but they are still dumped in the hallway outside of the Conference Room.

Bill:   There appears to be only one reporter left. I know this person well. He is Anthony Amey from WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta.

Anthony Amey from WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta:  Bill I am very sorry my fellow reporters were so rude to you. I admire you for your hard work and dedication in the wrestling ring and the fact that you earned the Roulette Championship in Atlanta recently. Please tell the viewers why you feel you are going to easily defeat Caleb Storms at Climax Control 314.

Bill:  Thank, Anthony, for asking an intelligent question and waiting for my response. I’m confident that I’ll defeat Caleb Storms because he comes into the match thinking he’s better than me. He can think whatever he wants but I know what is behind both of us. Since neither Championship is up for grabs there’s nothing to lose by going all out. My intention is not only to defeat Caleb but to leave him humiliated and shaken that I easily defeated him. Thanks for attending my Press Conference. We have to get back to our hotel to see how Iris is doing.

Bill and Bea exit the Conference Room through the same door that Security threw the obnoxious reporters out into the hallway. When the exiled reporters see Bill and Bea they start shouting out questions and insults but Bill just shoves them out of the way and he and Bea exit the Pavilion and head for their hotel.

ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY

When the scene comes on the screen we see Bill and Bea Barnhart, with their English Bulldog Iris, sitting on the couch in their hotel room. Iris missed Daddy Bill so much that she is reclining on the couch with her head on Daddy Bill’s lap so that Daddy Bill can pet her. Iris moans in delight of the petting from Daddy Bill.

Bill:  That Press Conference I had was messed up because the biased reporters there were jerks with the exception of Anthony Amey of WSB-TV Channel 2 out of Atlanta. I told them the rules were they could ask questions and I would answer them and they violated the rules and I had Security take them out of the venue. Oh well. Not everyone is intelligent like me so they act like the fools they really are. So, Caleb, we’re not wrestling in this match with both Championships on the line. We’re not wrestling in this match with your Internet Championship or my Roulette Championship on the line. Just like at Climax Control 313 where Andrea Hernandez and Krystal Wolfe faced off in a Clash of Champions match neither Championship was on the line. It was for bragging rights only and Andrea walked away with her right to brag with her win over Krystal.

Bill pets Iris some more and Iris flops over onto her back to ask Daddy Bill to run her tummy and he does so and Iris lets out a moan of pleasure.

Bill:  So, Caleb, the history we have against each other is that we had five matches and I won one of them and you won four of them. One of those matches was was a Triple Threat but you still got the pinfall on me. Now, Caleb, I’m not here to talk about your Internet Championship, which you’ve had possession of for about six weeks. What I want to discuss is your history with the Roulette Championship because that’s the Championship I currently hold and plan on holding for a very long time. I searched the record books and I found that you defeated Jon Dough on May 13, 2018, to become Roulette Champion but you also lost the Roulette Championship two weeks later, on May 27, 2018, back to Jon Dough. You’ve been non-existent in the Roulette Division since May 27, 2018. What the F...k!!! Three years and five months since you held the Roulette Championship and you walk into our match thinking you’re going to defeat me? What drugs are you taking Caleb? For damn sure you are hallucinating!

Bill lets out a hearty laugh.

HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL CALEB?

Bill:  Come on Caleb. Level with us okay? Tell us how you really feel about holding onto the Roulette Championship for a mere two weeks before handing it back to the person you previously defeated. Come on! Tell us! Oh you want to be silent on the issue eh?

Bill again releases a hearty laugh.

Bill:  Let me relate an incident that happened to me when I was a little boy growing up in Oakland, California. The incident represents exactly how I know you feel about not being able to hold onto the Roulette Championship. The incident also represents why I’m the Roulette Champion now and you’re not. The town of Santa Cruz is about seventy-five miles South of Oakland. Our family went there a lot during the Summer as they have an historic Boardwalk and many great rides, games, and several outstanding restaurants on the pier. During the incident I’m relating to you I was probably five or six years old. I remember standing and watching a ride where the humans on the ride dictated how fast the ride goes around. I was holding my father’s hand and then when I looked up I see that I’m holding the hand of a stranger. I ran around for ten minutes trying to find my parents and then suddenly there they were. That event taught me to keep focused on what is going on around me at all times. I took that focus into the sport of wrestling and the Roulette Championship I have around my waist proves that.

Bill reaches to the coffee table and picks up the Roulette Championship and holds it up for the camera to get a shot of.

Bill:  So when I was a child I learned a valuable lesson to stay focused and not to lose track of where I am at all times. Unfortunately you never learned that lesson Caleb. If you had learned that lesson you would not have defeated Jon Dough for the Roulette Championship only to let him defeat you, and regain the Roulette Championship from you, two weeks later. That’s not a shame on Jon Dough for regaining the Championship he lost to you. It is a shame on you for allowing him to earn it away from you two weeks after you obtained it.

Bill returns the Roulette Championship to the coffee table.

Bill:  I have no clue what you’re doing Caleb and apparently you have no clue what you are doing. I know you’re likely to repeat, over and over and over again, that you defeated me four times in five matches and that makes you superior to me. Maybe in your mind that’s the result you come up with but in my mind. Since I’m holding the Roulette Championship, that you’ve not held again since you last held possession of it three years and five months ago, I have bragging rights so that ends that conversation.

WHAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE?

Bill:  What’s the bottom line Caleb? I know what my bottom line is but the world is curious what you think your bottom line is. Maybe instead of it being your bottom line I suppose we could classify your demise in our match as your rock bottom. Har har har!!!

Bill recovers from his laughing to continue commenting to Caleb Storms.

Bill:  Caleb since there’s nothing involved in this match, except bragging rights on who can perform better in the ring, since our Championships are not up for grabs, this match comes down to one thing. That one thing is which of us can pound their opponent into defeat and walk away with the focus and attention of the other wrestlers and the fans? I’m not a bad guy Caleb. I try to get along with everyone. Although I’ll greet you when we are passing each other, I’ll talk with you leading up to our match, and I’ll be nice and shake your hand before our match starts and wish you luck. . .as you’re damn sure gonna need luck to hang with me in this match. . .when the bell rings I’m launching myself into full attack mode. I’ll be on you so fast you won’t know what happened and I won’t lay off you until the bell rings and my hand is raised in victory. To give you a mental image try to imagine you’re a smart ass kid and you see a Hornet’s nest. So you grab a stick and start beating on the Hornet’s nest. Of course the Hornets go into attack mode and you cannot run fast enough to escape their assault and they continue to sting the crap out of you until you go unconscious. Yeah, Caleb, my beat down of you is gonna go just like that.

Bill looks over at Bea.

Bill:  Bea will you please tell the viewers, and Caleb Storms, if I’m a nice person or a mean person?

Bea:  Bill is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Bill helps others with their wrestling. Bill obeys the rules of the matches he’s involved in. But on the other end of the scale Bill is one of the most dedicated wrestlers in the business and you’re in for a match from hell from Bill at Climax Control 314. Just giving you a heads up what you’re about to get yourself into so that you can’t complain and claim that nobody told you what was coming.

Bill:  Thanks Bea.

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments for this presentation. While the camera person begins shutting down his camera feed we watch as Daddy Bill continues to caress Iris and rub her tummy much to her enjoyment.


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Climax Control Archives / THIS IS MY FOURTH ATTEMPT AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH AND I NEED TO MAKE IT COUNT
« on: October 06, 2021, 08:01:07 AM »
THIS IS MY FOURTH ATTEMPT AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH AND I NEED TO MAKE IT COUNT

Narrator:  Bea had a talk with me before I came on the air and she discussed two things with me. The first is that she is thrilled that her husband, Bill, won the Roulette Championship against Miles Kasey and Lincoln Daniels. The second is that she knows she has her work cut out for her in her match against Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 313 having lost her three previous matches against her. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

THE TRUTH

The scene changes to a shot of Bea Barnhart in her hotel room in Washington, DC.

Bea:  I’m going to be honest with you. I’ve had three matches against Seleana Zdunich and I lost all of them by pinfall. The first two matches, one at Climax Control 261, on March 1, 2020, and another on November 8, 2020, at Climax Control 285, but those were when I was very new to the sport of wrestling. Those losses I discard as losses that came due to my inexperience. But the loss I took against Seleana on September 12, 2021, at Violent Conduct VII, I cannot explain it away with the comment that I’m new to the sport of wrestling. Nope. I’ve been wrestling for over one and a half years. To put it in simple terms I let that match at Climax Control 285 slip through my hands. It was my fault and I accept that. But now I have a fourth match against Seleana and this time I plan on redeeming myself with a win over her. Will it be easy? Nope. Will it be fun? Yep! Will I come away from the match with the win? I damn sure plan on it! So what’s my strategy you ask? Nice question but I’ll not give away my game plan so that Seleana will have knowledge of what I have planned for her in the match. Seleana, and everyone else, has to wait until October 10, 2021, to find out what I bring to the match.

Bea pauses for a moment before returning to her comments.

YOU DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE WITHOUT HESITATION

Bea:  Without giving away my game plan for the match I’ll give you a general example of what I mean when I say I’ll do whatever it takes to win this match against Seleana. I preface my comments with the question WOULD YOU RUN INTO A BURNING CAR OR BUILDING TO RESCUE STRANGERS? when they are no Emergency Services personnel around to save those people from the fire? I know most of you are staring at your screen wondering what the hell I’m talking about. You want to know what running into a burning building or a burning car to rescue strangers has to do with my match against Seleana. My answer to that question is YES! I would run into a burning car or building to rescue strangers if Emergency Services personnel were not available. I know the question on your minds is why would I do that right? Think hard on what I’m saying. What if it was your family or close friends stuck in the burning building or car and they couldn’t get out of the burning car or building without assistance from Emergency Services personnel? Wouldn’t you want someone to help try to rescue them before the Emergency Services personnel arrive to attempt a rescue?  What if everyone stood around and let your family die instead of trying to help them? What if Firemen, Police, and Paramedics at the scene stated IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD GONE INTO THE CAR OR BURNING BUILDING AND GOT THE PEOPLE OUT THEY WOULD BE ALIVE TODAY. Think hard on that! It could be your wife, son, daughter, mother, father, etc., who nobody tried to rescue because they just stood around listening to the screams of the trapped and dying people and didn’t care to help them. Then how the hell would you feel? Wouldn’t you ask yourself, a thousand times over, why someone didn’t have the compassion and courage to rescue them? I would! The simple concept is in the situation I mentioned with the burning car or building you just do what needs to be done. . .period. . .and you don’t think about yourself and whether you’ll survive the attempt or not.

Bea again pauses for a short time to allow the viewers to think on what she just stated.

Bea:I know what some of you are thinking. You say that running into a burning building or burning car to rescue someone instead of waiting for Emergency Services personnel to do it is violating the law. I say otherwise. Saving someone’s life when they are trapped in a burning car or burning building is not violating the law. What it does is shows that you care for others and you’ll risk your life to save someone in need. You simply do whatever it takes. In my upcoming match, which is my fourth match against Seleana, I’ll walk into the match and do whatever it takes to win but without violating the rules of the match. By winning this match within the rules I’ll rise up in the rankings and then you’ll see what Bea Barnhart is really about.

Bea calls to her husband Bill to please come into camera view and to bring his Roulette Championship and he does.

Bill:  Bea this is your air time. Why did you call me to come into camera view and take up your air time? I can present my comments when I have my next match.

Bea:  Because I want the world to see that you did what I mentioned in my comments today. You went into your Roulette Championship match and did what needed to be done and within the rules of the match. I’m proud of you Bill. Although I would have liked to be the first Barnhart to win a Singles Championship you did it first and I commend you for your accomplishment. I hope you hold the Roulette Championship for a long time.

Bill:  Me too Bea. But whatever happens. . .it happens. . .and we have to be ready to accept it. I got tons of support in our home area of Atlanta, Georgia, but I’m sure I’ll experience tons of hate once I perform outside of Georgia. Eventually the fans will get behind me and support me once they find out what a great Roulette Champion I am. I’ll gladly face off against anyone to defend the Championship. Bea your time will come. Take it one match at a time. Thanks for allowing me into your air time but you need to present comments for your match so I’ll back away and take Iris out for a walk to stay out of your camera range.

Bill gets Iris and the two go out for a walk. Bea returns to the camera for her comments on her upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich.

WINNING SOME BATTLES DOESN’T MEAN YOU WON THE WAR

Bea:  I know I’ve mentioned this before but I feel it is important to mention it again. Would you rather have 10 matches and win 9 of them but in the 10th match which is a Championship match you lose and do not obtain the Championship or would you rather lose 9 of those 10 matches but in the 10th match you win the match and the Championship with that win? Most of you would say win 9 out of 10 matches but then you lose the opportunity to obtain a Championship. I’d rather lose 9 of the 10 matches then win the match that counts for the Championship. It isn’t how many battles you win during a war. . .what counts if winning the one battle that wins the war overall. Although I lost the first three battles I’ve had against Seleana I’ll walk away from our fourth match as the winner.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  Seleana I’ll admit that in our previous three matches you had my number which means you had the better performance in those matches than I did. But our forth match is different because I have your number. To add to it I now have an unlisted number and with only days until our match you don’t have enough time to figure out what that unlisted number is. I improve in every match and I’ve improved to where, in our forth match, you lose and I win. While you think you know everything and cannot make mistakes I know differently. While I strive to improve in each match you seem to believe you don’t need to make improvements in your wrestling. We’ll find out soon which one of us is right.

Bea appears to be ready to stand up and end her comments but she remains seated and looks deeply into the camera.

Bea:  Seleana you saw that on Monday, October 5, 2021, Facebook and several of their associated sites crashed and were wiped off the face of the planet for around six hours. Do you know what the official answer was from Facebook? They claimed their “Programmers” and “IT Techs” installed an update and that update wiped out all the information in their servers that identifies their domain to the DNS system. What? Talk about a bullshit excuse! How can you install an update to your site, which your people did many times over the life of Facebook, and this time you happen to screw things up so much that the DNS system couldn’t find you for six hours? There’s more to this than we are being told by Facebook. If you look at the timing the outage started when the Whistleblower from Facebook began their testimony against Facebook. How “convenient” to lose Facebook for six hours so that the site wouldn’t be flooded with comments about the Whistleblower’s testimony against them. When the testimony was over suddenly Facebook is back online. So, Seleana, what’s going to be your bullshit excuse for why you lost to me at Climax Control 313? Will you claim you did an update and your system crashed? Will you claim that I cheated you out of a win? Will you claim that the fan in the third row of seats was giving you funny looks and you got distracted? There’s not enough bullshit in the world for you to talk your way out of this loss and to explain away my win over you. I’m here to make a point and you just happen to be the person opposite me in the ring when I make that point.

Bea informs the camera person she is ready to make her last comment and then they can cut the camera feed. The camera person acknowledges Bea’s comment.

TIME IS ON MY SIDE

Bea:  Seleana I’m sure that since you won our previous three matches that you feel you have all the time in the world remaining. You probably feel time is endless and that you will defeat me again. Trust me when I tell you that the sands of time are dropping in the hourglass and when the last grain of sand drops to the bottom of the hourglass I’ll end up with my hand raised in victory over you. See you on Sunday.

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Bea stands up and walks out of camera range and the camera person calls into the Network and they regain control of the air time.


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Climax Control Archives / I WILL BECOME SIN CITY WRESTING'S NEXT ROULETTE CHAMPION
« on: October 01, 2021, 10:15:29 AM »
I WILL BECOME SIN CITY WRESTLING’S NEXT ROULETTE CHAMPION

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is wrestling in his home area. He is from Lawrenceville, Georgia, and Atlanta is about twenty miles West of where he lives. Add to it that he is facing off against Miles Kasey and Lincoln Daniels for the vacated Roulette Championship. Add to it that in Bill’s long wrestling career he has only lost one match in his home area. Combine all of that and you have a winner with Bill Barnhart being the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion.

STOP TRYING TO BE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT

We switch scenes and we see Bill during his Senior year at Skyline High School in Oakland, California. What we see is Bill having a disagreement with some of the other students at the school.

Bill:  You’re all jealous of me because I’m better at sports than you are! So what do you do? You try to get others to believe you’re good in baseball, football, and track like I am. You know I’m in the top three in each of those sports and since you can’t compete with me you hurl insults instead. STOP TRYING TO BE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT as it only makes you look stupid.

Several of the sports Coaches walk up and stand between Bill and the students who are taunting him.

Coach:  What the hell is going on here? I know who Bill Barnhart is as he’s one of our top athletes in Baseball, Football, and Track. Who are you punks who are harassing him?

None of the students harassing Bill are willing to answer the question so they turn and run away. The Coach looks at Bill.

Coach:  Bill I’m sorry those punks harassed you. That type of thing happens to most of us who are great in our sport. Before you ask I will tell you it also happened to me. Just do the best you can in the sports you are in and leave the rest to destiny.

Bill:  Thanks Coach!

As we hear that comment the scene begins to fade out and we are taken to the medical practice of Doctor Kim in Duluth, Georgia.

MEETING WITH SENOR VINNIE

We are at Beto’s Tacos restaurant in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where we see Bill Barnhart and Senor Vinnie having lunch. We listen in on their conversation.

Bill:  When are you returning to active wrestling Vinnie? Not the same without you around.

Senor Vinnie:  I’ll be back shortly. Just needed to let my injury heal so that I have no reservations about giving one hundred percent in all my matches.

Bill:  Once you are back in action we need to ask to be sent after the Tag Team Championship. Would be great if the two of us could obtain that Championship.

Senor Vinnie:  When we win the Tag Team Championship you need to promise me you will do something for me. If you fail to do this item after we are crowned Tag Team Champions I’ll end our association as a Tag Team. Deal?

Bill:  Depends upon what you have in mind for me to do. I’m up for just about anything you know.

Bill picks up his drink, a beer, and he sips a bit of it.

Senor Vinnie:  When we win the Tag Team Championship you need to go see my friend, Lolita, for him to give you a Brazilian Wax treatment.

Bill:  What in the world is a Brazilian Was treatment?

Bill lifts his beer glass again and drains all the beer from his glass into his mouth but he holds it in his mouth for a bit before attempting to swallow it.

Senor Vinnie:  It is a special procedure where they place substances on your pubic area then rip the substances off so all the hair comes off and your pubic area is a smooth as a baby’s butt.

Bill’s eyes get huge and he spews all the beer in his mouth out and it goes all over Senor Vinnie and their dining table. The other customers in Beto’s Tacos stare wondering what in the hell is going on.

Bill:  What the. . .

Senor Vinnie:  Stop right here Bill. Don’t say it. This is a family restaurant and there are children present.

Bill:  I’m sorry about that Vinnie. I was caught off guard. I guess getting a Brazilian Wax treatment is what it takes to keep you as my trusted friend and Tag Team partner after we win the Tag Team Championship so be it.

Senor Vinnie:  Waiter! Please bring more beers for myself and Bill. Come to think of it beers on me and Bill for everyone here in Beto’s Tacos!!!

Everyone in Beto’s Tacos who is old enough to legally drink cheer Bill and Vinnie for their generous offer. The scene fades out as they are celebrating.

VISIT WITH DOCTOR KIM

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Bill is talking with his family physician, Doctor Kim, about his attempt to help Bill keep his inner demon inside the majority of the time. This goes back to when Bill saw Doctor Kim for assistance in controlling the inner demon rather than letting the inner demon control him.

Doctor Kim:  Bill you have to keep your inner demon in check to the best of your abilities or you will end up with another situation that nearly caused you to lose your wrestling career. I’ve given you numerous things you can do that will help. I know you previously let your inner demon out many times against your half-brother Chris Shipman, and in one case you nearly ended not only his wrestling career, but also his life, but you don’t have him to deal with any longer so please work hard to keep your inner demon inside so nobody gets hurt.

Bill:  Thanks Doctor Kim. I’ll do my best as I always do. The problem I have is when opponents cheat, violate the rules, attack me outside the ring, or hire interference on our match, then I can’t control the inner demon and it comes out. However I’ll do what I can do retain the inner demon in my match in Atlanta soon for the Roulette Championship.

SWEETWATER MIDDLE SCHOOL PRESENTATION TO BILL

The scene shifts once more and we see Bill Barnhart in front of Sweetwater Middle School in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where a lot of his neighbors have children attending school there. Since Bill is a local legend, and well liked in the Atlanta Metro area and the State of Georgia, some of the students asked if they could give a short performance for Bill Barnhart since he’s wrestling in Atlanta on October 10, 2021, in a Roulette Championship Match. We listen in. . .

Student Spokesperson:  Bill we are honored for you to visit our school today. We have a short presentation for you to show how much we appreciate you and the attention you have brought to the Atlanta Metro Area specifically in Lawrenceville. We prepared a modified version of a song most people know and it relates to your upcoming match where we want to see you totally destroy Miles Kasey and Lincoln Daniels so you become the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. Are you ready Bill?

Bill:  I’m always ready.

Student Spokesperson:  Let’s do this students!

All Students in Singing Group:

If you’re happy and you know it kick their ass. . .
If you’re happy and you know it kick their ass. . .
If you’re happy and you know it and you really want to show it. . .
If you’re happy and you know it kick their ass!!!

Bill cheers the students for their song and he promises them he will kick the asses of Lincoln Daniels and Miles Kasey. Bill then informs the Principal of Sweetwater Middle School that he will make a substantial financial donation to the school so the money he donates will remain in Sweetwater Middle School and not get into the hands of Gwinnett County Public Schools.

>The scene now shifts to current time where Bill Barnhart is presenting comments on his upcoming match for the Roulette Championship from his home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

NOBODY INTIMIDATES ME

Bill:  Thank you for joining me in my home for my presentation of my comments for my Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 312. You notice Bea and Iris are not with me during this presentation. The reason Bea is not present, even though she serves as my Manager, is that she’ll take care of things when the match takes place. She told me what I have to say to Miles and Lincoln is sufficient to get the message through to them.

Bill gives a thumbs-up in to the camera.

Bill:  I’ll start my comments by stating that over my wrestling career I’ve only lost one match in my home area. With an impressive record like that do you, Miles honestly believe you’re going to walk into my home area of Atlanta and defeat me? Hell no! I’m not gonna let some piss ant from the United Kingdom come into my home area and get over on me. And what about you Lincoln? I see you’re from Valdosta, Georgia, which we from the Atlanta Metro area consider to be part of Florida and the poor part of our State. Do you think you’re gonna drive up from Valdosta and defeat me in my home area? I’ve had dozens of matches in my home area over my wrestling career and I only lost one of those matches. I’ll not let down the fans of Georgia, and specifically the fans of Atlanta, by allowing either of you to walk away as Roulette Champion. You two have a better chance of finding a discarded lottery ticket on the sidewalk, every day of the week, that you can cash in for one million dollars for each lottery ticket, than you have of defeating me. Add to it that this match is Roulette Rules, with the Roulette Division being mostly focused on Hardcore and extreme type of matches, and you have two things working in my favor which are home advantage and the fact that I’m outstanding when it comes to Hardcore and extreme type matches.

Bill pauses for a drink of water and a bite of pizza then he continues.

Bill:  Miles. . .Lincoln. . .you’ve heard me talk about the enormous feud I had with my half-brother Chris Shipman. You know that while we worked in another Federation we had some of the most violent, demonic, evil, disgusting, and life-threatening matches known to the sport of wrestling. Most of the match types we were assigned two are now banned world-wide as they are too disgusting, evil, and stomach-churning that they had to ban them for eternity. If you two don’t believe what I’m telling you about those violent feud matches with my half-brother Chris Shipman please talk to Goth as he was running that wrestling federation at that time. He will tell you what I said is the truth. If you want to take it one step further if you have the resources to find the long lost missing half-brother of mine, Chris Shipman, so you can ask him directly if I speak the truth, then please do so.

Bill pauses for another drink of water then he looks intently into the camera.

Bill:  So, guys, do you honestly think the Roulette wheel for our match can land on anything that would make me cringe or back down? HELL NO!!! Nothing on the Roulette Wheel can turn me away from this match. Another thing for you two to think about is that my half-brother Chris Shipman vowed to kill me because he was rightfully convicted of the death of our sister but he tried to blame her death on me but the evidence proved he was responsible for her death. Look around and answer this question. Do you see Chris Shipman anywhere? Do you see him working here in Sin City Wrestling? No you don’t. I was too much for Chris to handle and he went off somewhere. Where did he go? I honestly don’t give a damn. I don’t care if he is still alive or not. Think hard on this information. If you have one of the most aggressive, evil, demonic, hateful, and violent wrestlers ever in the sport of wrestling, in Chris Shipman, and he’s nowhere to be found these days, but I’m still active in wrestling, what the hell does that tell you? It tells you I’m a hell of lot more than Chris Shipman could handle. Trust me when I tell you that Shipman was ten times the wrestler that you two combined are and I made him go away. There’s nothing you can do to make me lose and go away. I’ll become Sin City Wrestling’s next Roulette Champion and you cannot do a damn thing to stop me. You two must be smoking drugs in a bong if you think you’re going to defeat me.

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Barnhart lets out a rip snorting laugh at his bong comment that shakes the camera person’s camera. The camera person recovers from the snorting laugh and Bill looks into the camera and continues his comments.

SO NICE TO BE WRESTLING IN MY HOME AREA

Bill:  Okay guys time to get more information into your heads. I know. . .I know. . .it hurts your heads to have information placed into them because you two have limited brain capacity. While I’m over here with a 130 IQ, which is in the top five percent in the world, your combined IQ’s are probably not even half of mine. Sorry that information like this flowing into your heads are causing you severe headaches but you need to hear the truth even though the truth hurts.

Bill holds one finger in front of the camera.

Bill:  First item is that over my wrestling career I’ve wrestled in my home area a dozen times. Of those dozen times I only lost one match and I’ll explain how that loss took place so you can see that the person who won that match didn’t get the win directly over me. If you think you two can come into my home area of Atlanta, with me coming in with a winning percentage of 92 percent AT HOME and a losing percentage of 8 percent at home and then one of you will walk away the winner of our match? Dream on fools.

Barnhart holds two fingers in front of the camera.

Bill:  I’ll explain the match I lost in my home area of Oakland, California. It was a Hardcore Rules match in a Boeing 747 parked at Oakland Airport. The participants included myself, Dmitri, and Casey Williams. What happened is that Dmitri and Casey went up the stairway to the First Class Lounge and were fighting it out while I was in the main area of the 747. As I walked over to the stairway to join them in the First Class Lounge one, or both of them, managed to kick the stairway loose and it crashed down and knocked me to the floor of the 747. Casey and Dmitri kept fighting up in the First Class Area as I was recovering from having a heavy steel staircase fall on top of me. I got to my feet and was regaining my composure. I was looking around to see if Dmitri and Casey were down in the lower level with me and just as I was about to turn around to look up to the First Class Lounge Casey was able to shove Dmitri through the opening to the lower level. With my back turned I didn’t know what hit me. It was only after the match was over and I watched the replay I realized it was Dmitri who was thrown down the opening and landed on me. I got knocked to the floor again while Casey jumped down from the First Class Area and pinned Dmitri for the win. Did you two clowns hear that? DMITRI got pinned for the loss not me. CASEY pinned DMITRI, and not me, for the win. Even with that loss let me remind you or something. You would think Casey Williams would be all brave and bold and accept a challenge to wrestle me after that win right? Nope! I’ve challenged Casey numerous times and he has backed down every time. If that doesn’t wake you two buttheads up then you two are in a coma.

Bill holds up three fingers this time.

Bill:  We’re wrestling at the McCamish Pavilion which is located on the campus of the Georgia Institute of Technology. This venue for Climax Control 312 is located about twenty five miles from our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Lincoln, have to travel about two hundred fifty miles from the poor part of Georgia to get to Atlanta to stink up my home area. As for you, Miles, there’s no way in hell you’re coming from the United Kingdom to get over on me in my home area. I never back down and if you two believe you’re going to make me back down you are certifiably insane.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Miles when I saw we were facing off for the vacated Roulette Championship I thought to myself that this would be a great match for me, and a good match for you, with you being on the losing end of the match. I felt Management did the best they could to find someone who could possibly give me a challenge for the Roulette Championship. Even though you’re half as talented as I am in the wrestling ring I felt you could give me a fairly decent match. But how about you Lincoln? You only got into this match as an after-thought. When the match was originally booked it was me and Miles. That equates into two wrestlers are serious about the sport of wrestling. Well more like one-and-a-half wrestlers who are serious about the sport of wrestling because I’m 100 percent serious about the sport of wrestling and Miles is about fifty percent serious about the sport of wrestling. I guess Management wanted to throw a comedy factor into our match so they assigned you to our match to make it a Triple Threat for the Roulette Championship. Yes, Lincoln, you’re only in this match for two reasons. One reason is that you’re from the State of Georgia so they felt sorry for you that you were not in a match at Climax Control 312 in Atlanta, Georgia, and the second reason is that you are the comedy factor for our match so the fans will get a few laughs watching you stumble around the ring.

Bill laughs then returns to his comments.

Bill:  Lincoln. . .Miles. . .after I pumped so much information and truth into your heads that you’re about to pass out I’ll present my closing comments concerning our upcoming match. When we do a head-to-head comparison of the three of us there’s the fact that I’m more than twice the wrestler you two are combined. Also you two may be familiar with one of the most classic taglines in the history of retailing and that is the one for Doublemint Gum. The tagline slogan was sung as Double your pleasure, double your fun, with Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint Gum! Oh boy! That fits our match perfectly as I get double the pleasure and double the fun having two opponents to destroy. There’s no doubt that I’m the wrestler to beat in this match. There’s no doubt you two are going to try to double-team me to take me out of the match. No matter what you do. . .no matter what you try. . .no matter how hard you try to fight against me. . .no matter if you hire your friends to interfere in our match…nothing is going to work to allow either of you to defeat me. I’ll swoop down like a tornado and rip through you like a tornado through a trailer park so that nothing is left standing. You two trying to defeat me is one thing. Accomplishing the deed is another. While you two will try and fail. . .I will do and succeed. Once I’m crowned as Sin City Wrestling’s Roulette Champion I plan on holding the Championship for a very long time. You two are, simply put, shitty wrestlers, and I have no clue how you got assigned to this match against me. But, oh well, that’s a decision made by Management and the three of us will be active in our match. Of course I’ll be ten times more active in our match than you two combined so enjoy what you can from it. And, finally, to close my comments for our match, I wish to show a graphic of the day you two shitty wrestlers were born.

The Network puts up the graphic Bill Barnhart sent them for this portion of his comments and we both smile and gasp.

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Bill:  Har har har!!! Sorry I have to be that graphic in depicting you two as shitty wrestlers but I do what I need to do to get my point across. I’ll make sure Bea, as my Manager in my corner, brings our pooper scooper that we use to pick up the poop of Iris so that after I soundly defeat the two of you we can scrape up your shitty selves and dispose of you in the trash can at ringside. I’m gonna have an extreme amount of fun in our match while you two are going to experience an extreme amount of suffering. See you on Sunday, October 10, 2021, at Climax Control 312, that is if the two of you still have the courage to show up and face me. And, just so you know ahead of time, I assure you that after I defeat you two and become Roulette Champion you two will no longer be constipated as I’m going to beat the shit out of both of you.

Bill bursts out in uncontrollable and sinister laughing while the cameraman places their camera into a slow fade out. Bill continues laughing as the scene eventually fades out and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming.


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Climax Control Archives / MY MY MY...MYRA GONNA LOSE AGAIN
« on: September 23, 2021, 01:08:24 PM »
MY MY MY. . .MYRA GONNA LOSE AGAIN

Narrator:  Although Bea gave a fantastic performance at Violent Conduct VII against Seleana Zdunich she is more determined than ever to not let a loss in a match where she performed well and she is going into her match against Myra Rivers at Climax Control 311 with the intent of walking away with the win.

The scene changes to the inside of a classroom at Berkmar High School in Lilburn, Georgia.

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TEACHING THE TRUTH

Bea Barnhart walks into the classroom and into camera view and smiles into the camera. She walks to the front of the class and while she is walking we notice a desk for the teacher at the front of the class, about twenty desks for students, and a counter with sinks to the side of the room. Bea reaches the teacher’s desk and she sits on the desktop waiting for students to arrive in the classroom. After a short time the room fills with students and Bea begins her presentation to the class.

Bea:  My name is Bea Barnhart and I’m your teacher for this class. The school contacted me to present the concept of never giving up, Most of you probably know I live in Lawrenceville, Georgia, along with my husband Bill and our English Bulldog Iris. We live about five miles from Berkmar High School. The class I’m teaching today is a combination of history, logic, and common sense, so pay attention as your future depends upon what you learn today.

Several students raise their hands to ask questions but Bea puts them on hold.

Bea:  Please wait to ask questions until after I’ve presented information otherwise you won’t know what you’re asking about. As you know I’m one of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling and our next event is Climax Control 311 which takes place in Orlando, Florida, and the location of the wrestling event is at Disney World.

Several students raise their hands again to ask questions and again Bea puts the students on hold.

Bea:  Please wait. Please be patient. This class is a short one and I want to present information so that your questions will make sense. I’m facing off against Myra Rivers at Climax Control 311. At the previous event, Violent Conduct VII, I lost my match against Seleana Zdunich. Our match was to allow Management to see which of us would get a push and which of us would have to remain where we were at that time. I lost the match but I gave an outstanding performance. Even with the loss I see that Management took note and gave me this match with Myra Rivers who lost her Championship match at Violent Conduct VII which was against Amber Ryan for Amber’s Bombshell Championship which is the top Championship in the Women’s division. The difference is that while I performed well in my match and exited the match in outstanding condition Myra got the crap beat out of her and even with two weeks between Violent Conduct VII and our upcoming event Climax Control 311 Myra is still suffering physical damage. Now you can start asking questions.

Student One:  Isn’t wrestling fake and nothing more than acting like actors do in movies?

Bea:  No. The wrestlers need to be in great physical condition and know their way around the wrestling ring to ensure they don’t get hurt giving and taking the holds, blows, maneuvers, etc., during the match. Feel free to review the Bombshell Championship Match from Violent Conduct VII where Amber Ryan defended the Bombshell Championship against Myra Rivers. Take note that both took significant damage during the match, with Myra taking the most damage, but if you take into account if they were not in great physical condition, and didn’t know their way around the wrestling ring during matches, both would have ended up in the Intensive Care Unit. Wrestling is not faked.

Student Two:  I follow Sin City Wrestling and I know that you haven’t won a lot of your matches and I’m sure Myra has won more matches than you have. Why do you feel qualified to comment that you are going to defeat her with your current win-loss record?

Bea:  That’s a great question and I have a great answer. I want all of you to think about this question.  If you were in a war where you had to fight ten battles which would you choose? Would you choose that you could win nine of those ten battles but when you get into the tenth and final battle, which decides the winner of the overall war, you would lose that battle and lose the overall war, or would you rather lose the first nine battles then win the tenth and final battle to win the overall war? Let me see a show of hands so I can take a tally.

When Bea asks how many of the students would want to win the first nine battles then lose the tenth which causes you to lose the war ten hands go up. When Bea asks how many of the students would want to lose the first nine battles but win the tenth battle that wins the overall war ten hands go up so the students are split.

Bea:  Thank you for your honest feedback. My personal opinion is that there’s no reason to win nine of the ten battles just to lose the tenth and final battle and lost the war. Since the concept is to win the overall war even if you lost the first nine battles then you win the tenth and final battle to win the overall war you still get the overall win. That’s why I don’t do like other wrestlers and whine and bitch and moan and cry over a loss in the wrestling ring as I know I can win the overall war.

As Bea finishes her comments the bell rings indicating this class is over. The students get up from their desks and walk out of the classroom to go to their next class. Bea exits the classroom and the camera person keeps focused on her until she steps into the hallway and the classroom door closes behind her.

MANILA, PHILIPPINES, SENIOR YEAR HIGH SCHOOL

We are taken back to when Bea was a Senior at her High school in Manila, Philippines. The scene opens where Bea is leaving the school to return home for the day and she is confronted by several mean girls. Bea tries to ignore them but the mean girls decide to follow closely and harass her.

Bea:  Please leave me alone. I don’t want anything to do with you. The only reason you mean girls pick on students like me is because we’re intelligent, pretty, and get great grades, and you are dumb, homely, and barely pass your classes.

The means girls, upset at Bea’s comments, rush to stand in front of her to prevent her from getting to her transportation to return to her home. Bea again tries to get them to back off.

Bea:  I’ll ask you again to please get away from me and leave me alone. Although I don’t like to fight if you continue being aggressive I’ll have no choice but to take action against you.

The means girls get shocked looks on their faces and they decide to inflict damage on Bea. One of them rushes Bea and Bea side-steps them and they stumble past her and she kicks their legs out from under them and the mean girl face plants into the dirt. The next mean girl runs up and takes a swing at Bea and Bea blocks the punch with her backpack then she kicks the mean girl in the stomach and when the mean girl doubles over from the kick Bea raises her knee into the face of the mean girl causing the mean girl to drop the ground crying and holding her face. Bea then gives a stern look to the other mean girls.

Bea:  Anyone else want some of me? Bring it on!

At that comment the mean girls run off. Bea is satisfied she did what she needed to do to obtain the victory and she begins walking toward where the transportation is for her to travel back home. As she’s walking toward her transportation she is approached by one of the Faculty at the High School who saw the entire incident. The Faculty member asks Bea if she wants the school to take disciplinary action against the mean girls and Bea informs her that she feels the mean girls learned a valuable lesson and will not harass her any longer. Bea informs the Faculty member she would rather that the mean girls learn that accomplishing their academics is more important for their future than harassing other students. The Faculty member thanks Bea for her honesty and she turns to return inside the school while Bea continues to her transportation where she gets on the Jeepney and it drive off.

BACK TO TODAY

When we return to today we get a shot of Bea Barnhart at her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. She is sitting in her living room where the camera person is set up to air her comments for her upcoming match against Myra Rivers. Bea’s husband, Bill, and their English Bulldog Iris, are going around the house and occasionally the camera catches a shot of the two but Bill stays out of Bea’s presentation as he doesn’t wish to interrupt her comments.

Bea:  Welcome to my home where I’ll be presenting comments leading up to my match at Climax Control 311 against Myra Rivers. I was contacted by Anthony Amey, the Sports Anchor for WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta as he wanted to have me on his broadcast. After my broadcast with Anthony I’ll discuss other things concerning my upcoming match.

The Network broadcasting Bea’s comments for her upcoming match has linked up with Anthony Amey at WSB-TV Channel 2 and we see Anthony on the screen.

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Anthony:  Hi. I’m Anthony Amey the Sports Anchor for WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta. I contacted Bea Barnhart to ask if she could give me a few minutes on my broadcast to talk about her upcoming match against Myra Rivers at Climax Control 311 and she agreed. Ready for some questions Bea?

Bea:  I’m always ready Anthony. Fire away.

Anthony:  I know your objective is to beat down Myra and walk away the winner of your match but I want to know if you have anything else on your mind.

Bea:  I’m going down to Orlando, Florida, to put Florida and their residents in their place. Florida claims to be part of the South but the true South consists of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama, and Mississippi. Florida is made up of mostly migrants from the North who moved to Florida to get better weather so most residents in Florida are transplants and wannabe Southerners. I’m going down to Florida to show them what people from Georgia are really about and I’m returning to Georgia with a win over Myra on my record.

Anthony:  Great! I have just one additional question that was the most asked by the viewers. They want to know, with your record being more losses than wins, why you are so positive going into Climax Control 311.

Bea:  I recently gave a presentation to students at Berkmar High School in Lilburn, Georgia. For the benefit of your viewers I’ll summarize what I told the students. Say you have  two options concerning ten wrestling matches with only the tenth match causing you to win the overall war and walk away the supreme winner. Option one is that you will get to win the first nine matches but when you have your tenth match, the Championship match, you have to lose. Option two is that you will get to lose the first nine matches but when you have your tenth match, the Championship match, you’ll win that match and the Championship. I was surprised that half the students chose option one and the other half chose option two.

Anthony:  I know which one you chose for yourself so please explain it to our viewers.

Bea:  I’m not like other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who complain about every loss they take then they turn around and take their mostly losing record and go to Management to demand shots at Championships. I go into every match and give one hundred percent for every match. If I win so be it. If I lose so be it. In the end I’ll get assigned to a Championship match and walk away as the newly crowned Champion. I don’t want to achieve a lot of wins that don’t provide a Championship only to get a shot at a Championship and lose. Again I state that I’m going to Florida to put Myra in her place. I promise you I’ll return to Georgia with the win.

Anthony:  Thanks for your time Bea. We’ll get together again soon.

Anthony’s connection to the broadcast of Bea’s comments is cut and now it is the local camera person broadcasting Bea’s comments for her upcoming match.

Bea:  Hi, Myra, how the hell are you feeling today? Considering the major beat down you took at the hands of Amber Ryan in your attempt to become Bombshell Champion I would say you still feel as crappy as you did when she beat the hell out of you during your match. I bet you’re wondering how I’m feeling today huh? Considering that in my match against Seleana Zdunich I took ninety percent LESS damage than you took against Amber I’m felling fantastic! Even if you healed fifty percent from the damage Amber put on you at Violent Conduct VII that still would put you forty percent behind me. Well, damn, screw you eh! I’m coming into this match at more than ninety percent and even if you healed fifty percent that would bring you up to sixty percent at best. The last time I did calculations something functioning at 90 percent or higher, going up against something functioning at sixty percent or lower, is going to be successful and win the battle. Have fun losing because I’m damn sure going to have fun defeating you in our match.

Bea lets out a sinister laugh.

Bea:  So, Myra, are you asking yourself why I’m laughing? Whether you’re asking or not I’m still going to tell you why I’m laughing. I’m driving down to Orlando, Florida, from my home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, in the Atlanta Metro area, and I’m going to kick your ass, beat you down hard, and walk away as the winner of our match. How do you think you’re going to feel losing our match in your home State? I guess the good part is that you’re going to lose in Orlando, instead of Miami, but still you’ll bring disgrace to the State of Florida.

Bea again lets out a sinister laugh.

Bea:  What’s that Myra? Are you watching my presentation and cursing me out and screaming threats at your screen? Ha ha ha! Nice try when you got your ass handed to you at Violent Conduct VII. Also, Myra, before you go public and spew forth more incorrect information, bullshit, and lies, allow me to inform the viewers of the facts. I come into our match at five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds. You come into our match at five feet six inches and one hundred thirty pounds. While you are likely to try to bullshit the viewers by stating you have the height and weight advantage over me I’ve already given them the truth. If you try to bullshit the viewers by trying to convince them that you’ve defeated me many times the truth is that we’ve never had a match against each other. I may not have as many wins in the wrestling ring as you do but I damn sure hold my own in every match and always give a hundred percent. I prefer to make opponents submit but I’ll take the pinfall or disqualification win when they come my way.

This time Bea lets out a laugh that goes beyond sinister to demonic.

WORTHLESS AND SCARED SHITLESS

Bea:  Well, Myra, what in the hell is going to come out of your mouth next other than more lies and bullshit? You can’t brag that you’ve obtained more Championships than I have as we both obtained one. You can’t brag that you’re so great in the wrestling ring when you got beat down extremely hard at Violent Conduct VII and could barely crawl out of the ring under your own power while I was able to walk away from my match instead of needing help to crawl away from the ring like you did. You’ve talked shit for so long and have yet to back it up that you’ve become the main joke of Sin City Wrestling. You’re able to talk a lot of shit but you’re not able to back up your shit talk. In fact, Myra, I see you you as so incompetent, inept, and worthless, that you could drink a gallon of laxative and still not be able to shit.

Bea’s evil laugh is really huge this time and it takes her some time to recover enough to make closing comments. Iris walks into camera view holding one of her favorite Sock Monkey stuffed chew toys in her mouth.

Bea:  Hi Iris. I see you have one of your Sock Monkey stuffed chew toys. Let me ask you a question Iris. If you were in my place in the match against Myra what would you do?

Iris starts to growl and snarl. She then shakes her head violently and the Sock Monkey is getting torn to pieces and stuffing is flying around the room. Once Iris has destroyed her Sock Monkey she sniffs it then lets out a loud snort before turning around and walking away.

Bea:  Nice one Iris. That’s exactly what I plan on doing to Myra in our match. Listen up Myra. I’m not coming into our match with only the intention to walk away with the win. I’m coming into this match to dominate you. I’m coming into this match to humiliate you. I’m coming into this match to beat you down and leave you in a heap like what happened to you at Violent Conduct VII. I don’t care if your feelings get hurt. I don’t care if your body gets hurt. I don’t care how much your cry about your loss to me. I’m walking away the winner of our match and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. Enjoy your freedom leading up to our match because my beat down of you and my win in the match takes away your freedom and places you in bondage. I would ask you not to cry when I defeat you in our match but I know you will anyway. If you do cry about your loss to me then I’ll start calling you Crya Rivers instead of Myra Rivers.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments. The camera person calls into the Network and the Network switches to regularly scheduled programming.


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