*Keira is seen on a rooftop in her Lady Kat costume. She was alone as she contacts Roxi*
Keira: Lady K calling LB. Do you read?
Roxi: What's up?
Keira: I'm about to do one more sweep. I shouldn't be doing this, but I wanna get out for a bit.
Roxi: I understand. Just enjoying the night after all this time with the tag titles?
Keira: Yea, hehe
*Keira continues to giggle*
Keira: You must think I love those titles more than you
Roxi: I know how proud you are of them, that's all.
Keira: Yea, those titles are the most second proudest thing of my life
Roxi: Second?
Keira: Mhmm
Roxi: Good to know.. let me see check the blotter Vision sent over and see if anything happened today to warrant our attention....
*Keira smiles and waits*
Roxi: By the way... I'm number one, right?
Keira: Hmmmmmmm, I need to think....
Roxi: You are the worst.
*Roxi giggles*
Roxi: Okay, let's see..
*Roxi checks the blotters. Keira adjusts her mask*
Rox: Okay, arsons... stopped robbery... all looks okay... wait...
Keira: Hmm?
Roxi: Another person reported as experiencing hullucinations after being abducted.... 3rd one in as many months... It must be him.
Keira: Your shrink?
Roxi: No... Dr.Dream... It's too similar to last time. Keira... I... I don't think you should be out tonight.
Keira: I can get him. Remember, I'm Lady Kat.
Roxi: I think I should be out with you... It's not safe.
Keira: Roxi, you need rest. You haven't had a good night's sleep ever since you got captured by Dr. Dream
Roxi: Exactly... I don't want you to have to deal with that alone. Kat...If you get ANY action, I don't care if it's a purse snatcher... call me...
Keira: LB....I'll be fine
Roxi: Promise me!
Keira: Fine, fine....
Roxi: Thank you.
Keira: Did I get any mail?
Roxi: Uh... there's a big box here, says it's from Japan.
Keira: MODERN MARIO!!!!!!!! Ok, LB. I'm on my--
*All of a sudden, someone sneaks up behind Keira and shocks her. Keira screams*
Roxi: Kat? What's wrong!? KAT!!!!!!!
Roxi: Kat?
*Keira's eyes roll and falls down onto the ground. Keira slowly wakes up and sees that she was in her bed. She looks around as she was confused*
Keira: Um...ok? I'm home...Roxi must have saved me.
*Keira slowly stands and goes to the door that stores her Amiibos, thinking that the Modern Mario Amiibo package was stored. As she opens it, she sees Money falling out as Keira gets covered in it. She gets out of it and looks at it*
Keira: Th...The Fuck!?
*Keira rushes out of the room and sees Roxi in a sexy outfit as she is confused*
Keira: ....R...Roxi?
Roxi: You're awake.
Keira: Yea...and you're in leather...um...didn't know my clothes fit you, babe.
Roxi: Your clothes? These are mine. And... by the way... who told you to get dressed anyway?
Keira: Um...No one?
Roxi: Then, why are you dressed? As my submissive, you're supposed to be naked at all times!
Keira: SUBMISSIVE!?
Roxi: uh, yeah, duh. That's what you are...
Keira: I'M YOUR WIFE!
Roxi: And my submissive.
Keira: Rox...babe. I'm not a submissive. I'm your equal
Roxi: That's the deal, Keira. As my wife, you submit to me. That's how things work.
Keira: Ok, you've had some crazy juice. I'm going to get some fresh air.
*Keira goes back to the bedroom and goes to the closet. She pulls out her Lady Kat Costume, but she sees it being skimpier than before*
Keira: WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL!? ROXI!!!!!
Roxi: What?
Keira: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LADY KAT COSTUME!?
Roxi: I made it that way. I always want to show off my wife.
Keira: Ok...you think I'm a submissive...and you want me to show my sexy body. A...Are you ok, Rox?
Roxi: I'm fine... what's wrong with you?
Keira: Nothing's wrong. Just my wife's kinkier than me, right now. Not to mention the money I found in the Amiibo Room!
*Keira begins to pace around*
Keira: So you wanna explain why there's a lot of money in the Amiibo Room!?
Roxi: Be... cause we stole it?
*That made Keira's jaw drop as she turns to Roxi*
Keira: STOLE IT!? Oooooooh no. Fuck...that! We're returning the money, right now!
Roxi: What? You know how long we had to plan to get that money?!
*Keira begins to stuff the money back into the bags*
Keira: Roxi, this is wrong! You know it's wrong!
*Keira tries to walk out the room with the money, but Roxi grabs ahold of it
Keira: Roxi...let go...
Roxi: What is your problem?!
Keira: What is yours!? You're Lady Bedlam! You're a Hero!
Roxi: Excuse me?
Keira: You heard me. You...are a Superhero! The hero known as Lady Bedlam!
*Roxi busts out laughing*
Roxi: What?! We're not heroes Keira... we're.. villains.. .you know that
*Keira's eyes widen and falls on her ass in fear*
Keira: This...this isn't right. This is so wrong!
Roxi: Get up!
*Keira gets up, still in shock*
Keira: Wh...
Roxi: What is the matter with you? We have everything we need, and you're trying to get all self-righteous on me
Keira: This isn't you! This isn't our way!
Roxi: It always has been our way... what has gotten into you?
Keira: Nothing, except my wife's lost her damn mind!
*Keira turns and escapes. She goes to the elevator and hits down. After a minute, she opens, thinking it's the lobby, but instead, she sees a bunch of women in chairs, being entertained by other women who were dancing on poles and stripping*
Keira: ...Wha...I mean, this is freaking hot....but...what the....
*all of a sudden, one of the strippers, wearing a bikini is seen coming up to Keira. Keira's eyes widen as she knew who this one was*
Keira: J...Jean?
Jean: Hello Keira.
Keira: How...how is this possible...you...you're gone....
Jean: What?
Keira: You...you sealed yourself in the void. I saw you leave...
Jean: What in the world are you talking about, is this a new type of game mistress Roxi has you playing?
*Keira, stunned by all of this, reaches out and caresses Jean's cheek*
Keira: You...you are real...I....
*Jean looks at Keira... confused.*
Jean: Uh... what are you doing?
*Keira slowly takes her hand down, caressing Jean's arm, almost in a seductive way*
Keira: Smooth...just like you...always were...this...how...
*all of a sudden, Jean pulls Keira into a private room as Jean shuts the door. Keira looks at Jean*
Keira: what the? Where...Where am I now?
Jean: Mistress Roxi will be very upset is she sees us.
Keira: Upset? What...what do you mean? My head's hurting. Explain it to me?
Jean: This isn't funny Keira. Roxi hates to see anyone even talking to you for too long.
Keira: I mean it. I don't remember a thing! I hit my head, please...I need answers
*As Keira looks at Jean, Jean slowly strips Keira down to her bikini. Keira was shocked by this as she looks at Jean*
Keira: Jean...what are you--
*Jean presses a finger softly against Keira's lips*
Jean: Listen to me.. You and her... I don't want her to hear us... she will punish us.
Keira: Will you explain to me what's going on? Please? I need answers
Jean: You and Roxi are... master criminals. You've employed these women to your specific desires and use this strip club as a front.
Keira: What...in God's name...
*Keira covers her mouth*
Keira: Then...why...why are you here?
Jean: I work here.
Keira: I can see that! But why did you drag me in here and stripped me!?
*Jean then wraps her arms around Keira and sexually grabs her ass*
Jean: I do love you Keira... you know we just can't let her see.
Keira: Jean....
Jean: I.... I should get back to work.
*Keira begins to shed a tear*
Jean: Why are you crying?
Keira: I...I don't wanna let you go again...
Jean: Again?
Keira: Jean...you don't work here. You're a hero named Pulse. You...you sacrificed yourself to save me and Roxi...
*Keira holds Jean close*
Keira: Jean...you did it out of love...I lost you once...I can't lose you again
Jean: Pulse? Keira... are you sure you're okay? This is just a bunch silliness. Are you sure this isn't a game? I'm so confused.
*Keira leans in and kisses Jean deeply*
Jean: Keira! Please!
Keira: Please Jean. Please don't go...
Jean: I don't want both of us to get in trouble
Keira: Jean....
*All of a sudden, the door opens as it shows Roxi entering*
Keira: What the!?
Roxi: What is going on in here?
Keira: Somewhere I don't belong....
Roxi: You're damn right! Why are you conversing with Jean anyway?
Keira: I don't know. Cause my wife has lost her damn mind and Jean's in front of my eyes when she's SUPPOSE TO BE IN THE VOID!
Roxi: Void?
Jean: She's just messing around Mistress Roxi.
Roxi: Get back to work Jean.
Keira: Yes! The void! Where she took Sarah aka The Collector in to protect us!
Roxi: Keira... I have no idea what you are smoking, but you need to stop.
*Roxi looks over at Jean*
Roxi: Beat it, Jean.
*Jean turns and walks out of the room. Keira seemed confused.*
Roxi: As for you...
*Roxi looks at Keira stripped*
Roxi: What do you think you're doing? Sneaking off behind my back to have sex with Jean? Is that what this is?
Keira: No! I'm trying to figure all of this out! The strip club!? Us as Villians? NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!
Roxi: And that's another thing! What is it with you and this self-righteous nonsense all of a sudden?
*Roxi gets close to Keira and hugs her*
Roxi: Is someone trying to hurt you? Is someone looking at you that you don't want?
Keira: No. This...this isn't my life. You...you're not my Roxi! My Roxi's kind, sweet, caring...A HERO! Not this...whatever you are
*Roxi scoffs.*
Keira: Look, I'm gonna go. I need to clear my head
Roxi: Don't go too far now.
*Keira walks off as she looks around. All of a sudden, she sees a few of her friends, in bikinis as she was in shock by all of this*
Keira: Christine...Sasha...no....
Christine: Hello Ms. Keira.
*Keira nods as she walks away. She looks at the people she knows, all were working for her and Roxi. Keira goes to a room, thinking she was alone*
Keira: My wife's a villian...our friends are strippers. Jean...Jean's alive....I'm going crazy. Was...was my life...a lie?
*Roxi walks in, seeing Keira and smiles*
Roxi: There you are.
Keira: What?
Roxi: Are you alright? I don't like the way you are actng.
Keira: I should the same about you. Roxi, this isn't us! We're not villians! Jean is in the void! Christine and Sasha are our friends, not strippers and...
*The two see Sarah, passing by them as she kisses Keira's lips before walking off*
Keira: .....SARAH'S HERE TOO!?
Roxi: Yes... did you hit your head or something?
Keira: All I remember was I was on a rooftop...next thing I know...here you are...dressed like a whore!
Roxi: Rooftop? We have cars you goof. We don't need to be on rooftops, that's how you get caught by the heroes.
Keira: News Flash, WE ARE HEROES!
Jean took Sarah into the Void! Christine and Sasha are our friends, not strippers! YOU'RE MY WIFE, NOT MY MISTRESS! Plus, even if we WERE in that role. I'm more of a Mistress....
*Roxi looks confused and annoyed*
Roxi: What in the world are you talking about? You know how this works Keira! Why are you acting like this?
Keira: CAUSE THIS IS NOT US!!!!!!!!!!!
*Keira transforms into her Super Form, but she felt something was off. She turns to the mirror to notice her hair was red and screams*
Keira: MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
*Roxi looks impressed*
Roxi: I like it. Why didn't you tell me you could transform?
Keira: I always could! You know this!
Roxi: What? You've been holding this back! We could have used this plenty of times to rob those stores and fend off the cops.
Keira: That's it. I'm getting out of here
*Keira powers down and tries to leave, but she gets grabbed by the arm by Roxi*
Roxi: Where are going?
Keira: Out of here. This is not my house. Those are not my friends. Jean and Sarah are gone and YOU'RE NOT MY ROXI!
Roxi: Keira... you're not going anywhere... people know who you are! The police are looking for you!
Keira: Fine by me. Then I can turn you in. Cause my Roxi would never be....this
Roxi: You... you would turn me in? After all we've been through?
Keira: Yes. Cause i'm a hero. So are you. This is not my world and you're not my Roxi!
Roxi: How could you?! I thought we were tight! What the hell is this? What has gotten into you! You need to see a doctor or something!
Keira: I don't need a Doctor...I NEED M--
*Keira thinks for a minute, she remembered something like this happening to Roxi. She snaps her fingers as she turns to Roxi*
Keira: Um..YES! I need a doctor, baby. My head hasn't felt right all day. Please...
*Keira falls and fakes a feinting motion to fool Roxi*
Roxi: Keira!
*Keira is picked up by Roxi as she goes to the elevator. She takes her to the floor where the doctor is. She enters and lays Keira on the bed, panicking*
Roxi: Please be okay Keira!
*The Doctor comes in as Keira secretly has one eye open. She sees the doctor and closes them again*
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Roxi: She... she fainted, and she's been acting strangely all day!
Doctor: We'll take care of it, Miss Roxi. Go back to your club. Keira will be right as rain in a bit
Roxi: Okay.
*Roxi exits the room as the doctor turns his back and smirks*
Doctor: You can get up now Keira... she's gone.
*Keira raises up and produces a energy ball at the doctor*
Keira: Doctor Dream, I presume?
Doctor Dream: I see Roxi told you all about me.
Keira: Yea...now you die.
Doctor Dream: You don' like this dream world? The dream machine looked deep in your psyche'.... you really would love this.
*Keira quickly gets up, keeping the energy ball aimed at him*
Keira: You seriously need to get that thing fixed. Much as I love sex. I'm not a villian. I'm a hero.
Doctor Dream: Are you?
Keira: What?
Doctor Dream: A hero? I mean... look at your life, and how much you've... destroyed. How many of those you've hurt, or gotten hurt..
Keira: You don't know me, bitch!
Doctor Dream: But you do. You know yourself.
Keira: Yea and I'm not who you think I am...not anymore.
*Keira looks at Doctor Dream*
Keira: So I suggest you unhook me from your dream machine so I can wake up...otherwise, you're going to see why my dreams are not meant to be controlled...
Doctor Dream: This is a world you've wanted for ages. A world that you've DREAMED about. It's perfect. You have all the women you want, a wife who dresses who you want, a strip club... what's not to like?
*All of a sudden, a dark Aura is seen surrounding Keira. She smirks as her eyes turn red, scaring Doctor Dream*
Doctor Dream: You don't want to do anything foolish now! You can't get out, and you can't wake up!
Keira: Wanna bet?
*Keira screams an ear piercing scream. She lunges at Doctor Dream, then it goes blank. Keira then hears
Roxi: Keira?! Hey... are you okay?
*Keira finally opens her eyes. She sees that she's in some abandoned warehouse. She was wearing her Lady Kat outfit, her regular one as she turns to see Roxi*
Roxi: Are you okay?
Keira: Wh-Where am I?
Roxi: Sorry... your signal was really weak. It took a while to find you.
*Roxi unhooks Keira from the dream machine.
Keira: Where is he? He's a dead man!
Roxi: Hes's gone.
*Keira begins to hold her head*
Roxi: Are you sure you're okay?
Keira: Depends. Do we own a strip club?
Roxi: What?! No!
Keira: Oh thank God...I MEAN...Poo....
*Roxi looks at Keira arching a brow*
Roxi: Must have been the dream.
Keira: Yea...least you're not wearing a S&M Outfit....
Roxi: Excuse me?
Keira: You wouldn't believe me if I tried
Roxi: Oh no... you spanked me for just talking about the dream! You'd better spill it!
Keira: You ain't my mistress!
Roxi: I can put you back in to the dream...
Keira: And deal with Villian you? Hell no
Roxi: So... tell me.
Keira: Ok. Apperantly, my dream had us as villians. We stole a shit ton of money. Christine, Sasha and other are strippers. Jean...Jean was alive
Roxi: Oh...
Keira: And...I was your sex slave...
Roxi: Really? Wow... how... weird.
Keira: I know...
Roxi: Well.. .you know, I'm never gonna be like that.
Keira: I know, you're too submissive to be a Mistress, hehe
Roxi: I just wouldn't do it to you.
Keira: I Know
*Keira tries to get up, but she falls to her knees*
Roxi: Easy.. easy.
*Keira slowly stands and holds Roxi*
Roxi: We need to get you home to rest.
*Keira smiles as the two transmit home. The next morning, Keira was seen awake and giggling as she had tied up Roxi in her sleep as she waits for her to wake*
Roxi: mmm...
*Roxi just groans as she knows*
Roxi: Keira.... really?
Keira: What's wrong? Tied up?
Roxi: You know the deal... you'd better unite me, or you are not getting sex for a week.
Keira: After the dream I had with you as a Villian and a Mistress.......you think I'm comfy with you being untied?
Roxi: I didn't do anything the whole night! I wouldn't do that to you! Now untie me!
Keira: I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE! DON'T ORDER ME AROUND!
*Keira gets defensive, showing Roxi about the bad experience Keira's dream had on Keira*
Roxi: Keira... it was a dream... I would never do that to you! Please untie me.
*Keira slowly goes to Roxi and unties her*
Roxi: I wouldn't ever hurt you Keira. You know that.
Keira: I know. I know you would never rob a bank
Roxi: So no more bad dreams?
Keira: No more bad dreams
*Roxi smiles.*
Keira: Now...how about some breakfast? I could go for 100 Hotcakes
Roxi: You got it.
*Keira smiles and hugs Roxi*
Roxi: I love you.
Keira: I love you too
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Well, least I'm back home. In my own world. Doctor Dream, if I ever find him....
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*We cut to hours later as Keira was standing and Roxi was sitting*
Roxi: Well... this week we have that tournament. Are you ready?
Keira: Not really...
Roxi: What's the matter?
Keira: What will come after I beat Candy and Traci
Roxi: We'll cross that road when we come to it Keira... we need to both get out of the first round.
Keira: I know
*Keira holds her head as she sits down*
Roxi: Hey... listen, we accomplished the goal we always strived for. That was a good thing. We can do this. And if it comes to me and you... then so be it. No matter what, you and I, will always be together.
Keira: I know, but I'd so beat you
Roxi: You might, but you might not.
Keira: Please. I'm stronger, faster, hotter and I know all of your weaknesses
Roxi: And I know all of yours. That's not the point. Let's not worry about that now. You have 2 tough opponents, and you need to focus on them, not me.
Keira: I've beat Traci before. Remember, Queen of the Hill? Plus, Candy's the walking, talking joke
Roxi: You cannot take them lightly.
Keira: I'm not. But that doesn't mean I can't make fun of them and you know it, babe
Roxi: You need to be serious though. You cannot fall into a false sense of security.
Keira: Roxi, I had one bad dream where you were a Villian. Right now, I'm taking everything seriously
Roxi: Good.
*Keira sighs as Roxi sits down next to Keira and rubs her shoulders*
Roxi: Hey... I know you'll do great. But just one match at a time. I am always and forever proud of everything you've done in your career.
Keira: Thank you, Roxi.
Roxi: Of course my love... you know that I love you.
Keira: I love you too
Roxi: Now... let's focus on this match, and we'll get things accomplished, both of us being in the tournament makes things a lot cooler anyway.
Keira: If anyone can beat Mikah...it's us
Roxi: That's right. Now, we just need to get there, and that starts Sunday. So let's be ready for that.
*Roxi hugs Keira and kisses her cheek. Keira giggles and kisses Roxi's lips*
Roxi: My champion partner. I couldn't ask for anything better.
Keira: How abut my Champion wife?
*Roxi giggles*
Roxi: That works too..
Keira: Good
Roxi: How about I make us some food?
*Keira's eyes perk up and gets close*
Keira: WHAT KIND!?
Roxi: Anything you want.
Keira: STEAK! 20 of them! No, 40!
Roxi: Alright, alright, Settle down...
*Roxi gets up giggling and heads into the kitchen with Keira following behind as the scene fades*
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Wow. Few weeks have passed and I still can't believe this is real. Me and Roxi, the first ever Wife-Wife Tag Team Champions, Hell, the ONLY Wife-Wife Tag Team Champions. It feels great. It is the second best thing that has ever happened to me. Well, besides being married to the love of my life, my sexy Red, Roxi. But still
I never thought this would happen. But it has. Now, I gotta show the world why I earned that Tag Team Championship. How? By getting a shot at the Bombshell WORLD Championship!
I mean, it totally makes sense! Right? No? Damn...Oh well!
Well, me and Roxi are now in a tournament to see who will face the wicked bitch of the west, Mikah for the Bombshell World Championship. I mean, you got Grumpy Alexis Edwards, you got the Mean Girl, Veronica Taylor, who I beat, of course. You got my sexy wife who I might be facing soon in this. That's a terrifying thought in of itself.
AND THEN, you got one woman I faced before and one woman who's the absolute JOKE in SCW today.
Traci, you and I have faced off before. We faced off with another woman in the same match. The same one who's the Bombshell World Champion, if I'm correct. Traci, I know you're thinking this out of the blue. I think I answered it. But I'll answer it again. Why didn't I save the Briefcase for the Bombshell World Title? Cause to be honest, I wanted people to expect me. When they didn't, that's when I would strike. Plus, I wanted to see how I would do with a Singles Title before I move up to THE title. Then again, I have won Two Championships in my short time here, turned alot of heads, etc. But Traci, as much as I respect you, don't think this will be a walk in the park. I'm going to do to you like I did before. Plant your face into the mat and make you my bitch!
SPEAKING OF BITCHES
Candy Overton. You know her, right? The woman who wishes she had any kind of championship under her belt this year or at least maybe...A WIN!?
Sorry, I couldn't help it. You say that you're going to change, no more Miss nice Candy. Ooooo, I'm sooo freaking scared. Look here, Underbite. I've fought against WORSE people than you. You're about as easy as a porno. Just ask Jenny Tuck about those. Does that mean I'm going to take you seriously? Yes! Even though you'll pretty much be the one pinned in this match, doesn't mean that I'm not going to take you seriously. Hell, Traci and I might take care of you before I take care of Traci.
So do me a favor and take a beating like a good girl.
Traci, Candy, the only one moving on will be me. I got a date with destiny. A world title shot awaits me and you two will be the first in the tournament I B.A.B
BREAK A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See you on Climax Control!
