The scene opens up in a dimly lit room. There are cobwebs everywhere and a mildew/dampness mixture stains the wooden walls. After a quick pan of the room, Shipman is seen bloodied, sliding his body against a wall like object made of barbed wire. His “ I BEAT CANCER” shirt has been shredded against the wall. Though blood runs down Shipman’s face, he is smiling and almost orgasmic as he continues to rub against the contraption. He stops and looks at the camera, while still lying on the barbed wire.
Shipman: I’m back. Though I am sad to have left the Nova Scotia fans, as I felt that Canada’s east coast deserved some AWA love too, I have come to Ottawa for an event that suits me perfectly, Violent Conduct. It is about time I made everyone pay attention. Whether it be that jack-off Christian Underwood, Mr. I need time to myself Mark Ward, that ring rat bimbo Zelda Clark, any of SCW champions, anybody who ever doubted me or forgot about me in my career. They will all pay attention at Violent Conduct 3. I will be taking on the Freight Train of Derailment Casey Williams in a match that is so grotesque and macabre that it could only have been conceived in my head while a fortune teller sucked my manhood dry on top of an Ouija board. The Shipman House of Pain match. The ring surrounded by a cell of barbed wire, while other barbed wire paraphernalia and weapons litter the outside of the ring. Both of us will bleed, children will have nightmares and I will be so bold to say that neither of our careers will be the same again. Casey, I will not be contempt until I spill enough of your blood, the ring stinks of iron. I will not be contempt until your blood drips off of my fist. I will not be contempt until I reach into your chest, pull out your beating heart, drink what little life you have left out of it and watch you wilt away to nothing like a dying plant.
Shipman seems amused watching his own blood drip onto the floor.
Shipman: I know many of you if not all of you are thinking I am an idiot to be lacerated so deeply with a big match looming on the horizon but to me this is nothing. To me barbed wire is as good as a sweet piece of candy. I know you think your size will be a factor in this match. I know you think you got this in the bag Casey, but the truth is you and everyone else are just merely scratching the surface of what lurks deep inside me. Hell I dated Casey Anthony for Christ’s sake. I am the most violent, vicious, insane, psychotic man to ever step foot inside any sided ring. I have been to hell and back and my house is just a cakewalk for me. It is where I feel safest and comfortable, which is exactly what your house is supposed to be. They call me bat-shit crazy for loving a place like this, surrounded by pain, but Casey as you will find out at Violent Conduct what real pain is. What the pain I feel inside every miserable waking moment of this earth is. You call yourself a Freight Train of Pain, no, you are more like Thomas the Tank Engine, or even worse his little buddy Percy. You are built like a human tooth pick. Over 7ft tall yet only weighing what 340,350? Compared to giants you are nothing. Pack on a hundred pounds at least so your body can have better stability. But with that said you will have a lot more blood to spill in that ring. It would be nothing to replay the scene from Hostel where I will have you hanging upside down and as your blood drips down on me I get a nice refreshing bath in it. You want to take a ride into the deep dark recesses of my mind, well you are going to experience it first hand in Ottawa.
Shipman pauses for a moment. He pushes himself up off the barbed wire wall he was leaning against. His shirt and hair stick to it a little bit but Shipman doesn’t seem to mind.
Shipman: Ottawa, the nation’s capital. Home of popular places like Rideau Canal, and the tomb of the unknown soldier. Do you know what happened there? A young soldier was an honor guard and was senselessly killed in a lone wolf attack. What happened to this assailant? He was killed by the parliament’s Sergeant-at-Arms. An old man. What does this have to do with Violent Conduct I hear you asking, and you know what, you will have to wait until next time. Why spoil a good story.
Casey before I let you go and enjoy what little precious time you have left, let me make it ever so clear, clearer than crystal if you will. Yes my performance as of late has been deplorable at best, but you are not entering an ordinary match. This match is mine, this match is me. I am the innovator. This match is where dreams are crushed and souls die. When you find yourself surrounded by barbed wire, and see the pieces of clothing, hair, and human flesh stuck to those barbs, you will realize the true horrors of my creation, and you will feel the misery of victims past as I rip your body apart. I’ll see you in Ottawa. Toodles.
With the infamous catchphrase of Shipman spoken, the scene fades to black as Shipman lies back down on the barbed wire wall while having a gleeful laugh.