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Climax Control Archives / ANOTHER CHANCE TO MOVE UP IN MIXED TAG TEAM DIVISION

« on: July 14, 2023, 04:56:28 PM »

ANOTHER CHANCE TO MOVE UP IN THE MIXED TAG TEAM DIVISION

Narrator:  I spoke with Bill Barnhart before I came on camera and he informed me that he and Bea are confident to win their Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 366 and move up in the rankings for that Division.

IN ROME, ITALY

The scene switches from the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart walking down the street in Rome, Italy. It is obvious he is not with Bea on her clothes shopping trip and we are well informed by Bill that he doesn’t really care for going to stores to shop for clothing for women so that explains why Bill is taking in the normal tourist attraction items instead of shopping with Bea. The camera person assigned to Bill keeps in a good spot to take in all that Bill says and does during this airing.

Bill:  Bea always tells me she enjoys having an assigned camera person to air all that we say and do to prevent people lying about us and spreading rumors. You know the type of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling we are talking about. They haven’t anything about themselves worth a damn to present to the viewers so they make stuff up. Yeah I’m including Helluva Bottom Carter and Ariana Angelos in that group. I included them in that group as we are facing Carter and Angelos, TEAM GO, in a Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 366 on Sunday, July 16, 2023. The winner of our match moves up a notch in the rankings for the Mixed Tag Team Championship and of course the loser of our match gets moved down a notch in the rankings for the Mixed Tag Team Championship.

Bill continues walking and he sees the Colosseum which is a fascinating place as this venue used to be used for brutal and violent battles to entertain the crowds. The camera person follows Bill into the Colosseum where he looks down into the arena.

AT THE COLISSEUM IN ROME

Bill:  Wow! The Colosseum in Rome, Italy. This is a place where many competitions were held. Some of them were nothing more than throwing prisoners to Lions or other violent creatures so that the fans could enjoy watching humans getting the crap kicked out of them. I guess an comparison could be made that wrestling fans today are like those in Roma would cheat the fact that people were getting seriously hurt or killed.

Bill glances into the camera then he returns his look down into the Colosseum.

Bill:  On Sunday me and Bea step into the wrestling ring against the Mixed Tag Team of Helluva Bottom Carter and Ariana Angelos. This match is not like those that took place in ancient Rome where people were used as fodder to rile up the animals to attack them. It is more like the Gladiators who participated in events here but without the final result being that someone ended up dead. The problem back then was they often took people off the streets to have them face off against a trained and seasoned Gladiator. Of course those battles normally ended up with the novice or rookie getting killed or badly injured. In our match, though, the winner of our match gets bumped up in the rankings for the Mixed Tag Team Championship while the loser gets dropped down a notch or two. Yes the fans at our Wrestling Event will want to see bruises, cuts, blood, and violence, but they have to understand this is a wrestling event, with rules both reams must abide by or they get Disqualified, not a Gladiator fight to the death thing like what often took place here in the Colosseum.

Bill glares into the camera and snarls.

Bill:  Unlike our opponents, Helluva Bottom Carter and Ariana Angelos, Bea and I are happy to be assigned to this match. . .happy to have a shot at moving up in the Mixed Tag Team Division. . .and we are going to win our match. While me and Bea are happy and smile and laugh and enjoy life, our opponents seem to want to crawl around in cow patties and dirty themselves instead of looking at the opportunity they have been put into. I guess those two haven’t yet learned that moaning, crying, hurling insults, and making threats, is not what wins wrestling matches. But if you look at the Roster in Sin City Wrestling you can easily tell that about half the wrestlers refuse to accept losses they have and spend all their energy and time blaming others for their losses that they caused due to their incompetence in the wrestling ring.

Bill lets out a roaring laugh before leaving the Colosseum and returning to walk around the streets in this area.

WHAT DO I CARE ABOUT?

Bill:  People often ask me what I honestly care about. I care about my family. I care about the United States where I live. I care about my neighborhood, And I care about Sin City Wrestling and the rules and regulations that pertain to the sport of wrestling and those wrestling federations who hire people to perform in wrestling matches. Respect and honor are very important items to me. Apparently, though, with Helluva Bottom Carter as one of our opponents on Sunday, in a Mixed Tag Team match to see which team moves up in the rankings and which team moves down in the rankings, the concept of respect and honor pretty much gets flushed down the toilet. How can we expect honor and respect from Carter and Angelos when both of them lie, cheat, steal, threaten, and overall treat others like they are worthless? You answer that question for yourselves. My answer is that people who refuse to give respect to others who always disrespect others? There’s your answer so deal with it.

Bill receives a call from Bea so he answers his cell phone. After a short conversation he ends the call and returns to speaking into the camera.

Bill:  That was Bea calling. She is finished with her shopping trip and she has returned to our hotel. I am going to return to the hotel and then me and Bea will go out for a really nice dinner.

Bill turns and starts to walk back to his hotel. When he arrives at the front of the hotel he offers closing comments while the camera person remains focused on him.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Carter I don’t think you understand what you got yourself, and Ariana, into by accepting this match with me and Bea. Yes I realize that we’ve had two matches against each other and you won both of them by pinfall. I don’t whine, moan, bitch, and complain due to having lost those two matches to you. I accept what happened and move on. However, Carter, you and Ariana are so arrogant, stupid, and rude, that you cannot see what you are facing in our match. You are entitled to complain that me and Bea are being mean to you, rude to you, insulting to you, and a hundred and one other items you want to say that we are doing, but the bottom line is that your meanness, your rudeness, and your insults, are the things making me and Bea want to beat you down so hard that both of you will consider retiring from wrestling so you won’t continue to get hurt by opponents you demean and insult.

Bill turns and enters the front door of the hotel stopping just long enough to throw more closing comments to the viewers.

Bill:  Carter. . .anything that happens to you and Ariana is the fault of both of you. Me and Bea have been honest, nice, polite, and happy about being in the sport of wrestling, while you two spend the majority of your time trying to ruin the happiness of everyone else on the Sin City Wrestling Roster. The bullshit stops immediately. If you two want to bring your bullshit to our match then go ahead and do so. We will stop your bullshit and shove it down your throats! We will teach you that nobody has a right to lie, cheat, obtain interference, or use foreign objects or attacks from others, against their opponents. You have been warned and if you two ignore our warnings then whatever happens to you is YOUR fault and not the fault of myself and Bea. See you two on Sunday!

Bill turns away from the camera and walks into the hotel and he disappears around a corner. The camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / ANOTHER MIXED TAG TEAM QUALIFIER MATCH

« on: July 14, 2023, 02:46:23 PM »

MIXED TAG TEAM SHOT AGAIN

Narrator:  I spoke with Bea Barnhart recently and she told me she is surprised, and pleased, to have another shot to move up in the Mixed Tag Team rankings and she is confident her team can move up in the rankings.

BEA SHOPPING IN ROME, ITALY

The scene switches from the Narrator to a shot of Bea Barnhart walking the streets of Rome, Italy. We notice that today Bea is wearing a different type of outfit then we are used to seeing her wearing. Today she is wearing a nice flower print dress and she is wearing nice shoes that are easy to walk in rather than wearing heels. We notice the absence of Bill Barnhart so we assume he must be involved in another adventure. It appears Bea is taking full advantage of shopping in Rome as we can see her carrying several bags from the stores where she purchased items already. The camera person assigned to Bea walks up, introduces themself to her, and they inform her they are assigned to follow her and air what she is doing and saying. Bea flashes a sweet smile into the camera and then she continues on her shopping trip with the camera person keeping their camera focused on her.

Bea:  It is always nice to have an assigned camera person to catch all that I say and do. That prevents morons, like Ariana Angelos and Helluva Bottom Carter, of TEAM GO, who are our opponents in a Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 366 on Sunday, July 16, 2023. The winner of our match will move up a notch in the rankings for the Mixed Tag Team Championship and of course the loser of our match will move down a notch in the rankings for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. And before rumors start flying around from others in Sin City Wrestling the reason Bill is not shopping with me right now is that he is a typical male who doesn’t like going shopping when their wife is shopping for clothing and shoes. Bill decided to take in other attractions here in Rome while I shop.

Bea looks into the camera and flashes a smile then she continues walking down the street looking into businesses she may wish to go in to see what they have. Finding a nice store Bea walks in and starts browsing. Bea comes to a section of the store where dresses are located and she spots a really nice light blue dress.

Bea:  Wow! I have been looking for a new light blue dress I can wear when serving at Bill’s Manager and this one would be great. I need to see if they have one in my size since I don’t like to do the dress altering thing.

Bea finds a person to assist her and the person is extremely helpful. They go into the back room and come out with several of the light blue dresses so Bea can determine if one of them is her fit. After trying them on Bea finds one that is a perfect fit. Bea pays for her purchase and thanks the person for assisting her then she leaves the store and continues her walk.

Bea:  I’m glad I found a nice light blue dress to use when serving as Bill’s Manager as I’ve been wearing the previous one for some time now. I feel like taking a break from shopping for a bit so if the camera person would please follow me to a café I will get something to eat and drink and continue my comments.

TAKING A BREAK FROM SHOPPING

Bea enters a small café and she sees a great selection of food and coffee items. She selects the items she wants and then takes a seat at a table. After a short time the café worker brings her selections and Bea partakes of them while commenting on her upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.

COMPARISONS

Bea:  Ariana. . .Ariana. . .Ariana. . .there are so many differences between us but I don’t have the time to talk about every difference or we would be here for days. Therefore I will highlight a few of them for the benefit of you and the fans. To be fair I will state that you have been fairly successful in the sport of wrestling and that is duly noted. However where you lack is in the area of taking responsibility for not only your successes but your failures.

Bea eats and drinks a bit more then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  I will start with comments concerning myself and then give comparisons concerning you. I enter every wrestling match I am assigned to with a positive attitude and confidence and whether I win or lose the match I am positive and I don’t spend all my energy trying to blame everyone else for my losses. Stand me up next to you Ariana and even a blind deaf person can see and hear the differences between us. You go into every match you are assigned to with an arrogant attitude and you spend the majority of you time hurling insults at your opponents. If you win you continue hurling insults at your opponents. If you lose you hurl insults and accusations at your opponents claiming they cheated you out of the win. I suppose people like you are not capable of accepting that they are not the best wrestler in the Federation and that all wrestlers win and lose matches. But, Ariana, to constantly accuse opponents of cheating you out of a win goes beyond pathetic. If you are not able to accept the losses you take then I suggest you get out of the sport of wrestling. I am tired of hearing your whining, complaining, moaning, and crying, every time you don’t measure up and you lose a match. If you cannot remain positive in both wins and losses then please get the hell out of the sport of wrestling.

Bea finishes her food items and gets up from the table to leave the café. She takes time to thank the workers at the café for their service. Bea then walks out of the café and starts walking down the street in the direction where her hotel is located.

MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH TO MOVE UP OR TO MOVE DOWN IN THE RANKINGS

Bea:  Oh, Ariana, it is people like you who spew forth hate and accusations that cause others to watch to beat you down and destroy you. For now please put your accusations, threats, and blaming others for your incompetence, to the side. When we get into our Mixed Tag Team match on Sunday the winning team moves up in the rankings and the losing team gets knocked down a notch or two. The winning team is that of myself and my husband Bill. I won’t go into what Bill plans on doing against Carter as I am focusing on you as I am not in the match against Carter. . .I am in this match against you.

Bea comes to an intersection and she turns right to head to her hotel.

Bea:  Ariana you are free to talk all the smack, crap, bullshit, and lies, that you want to leading up to our match. Talk is cheap and you prove that on a daily basis. Remember that when the guys tag out it comes down to you and me and I will not go easy on you. While I am beating you down then you try to escape me by attempting a tag to Carter I will block you and drag your ass back to the center of the ring and continue beating you down. Of course this will result in what we often see in Mixed Tag Team matches and that is when the partner of our opponents is getting the crap beat out of them their partner will illegally enter the ring in violation of the rules. I hope we have a Referee who will immediately disqualify your team and our team wins the match.

Bea grins a huge grin and gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bea:  When that happens I can already imagine all the lies and accusations claiming we cheated you out of a win when, in face, you and Carter caused your team to lose. No, Ariana, I don’t care if you are sad, or upset, or pissed off, when our team wins our match. No, Ariana, I don’t care how much in the way of lies and accusations you hurl our direction because our win is forever logged in the record books as a win and your team’s loss is forever logged into the record books as a loss. If you are having a major issue accepting losses in the sport of wrestling then please do us all a favor and retire from the sport of wrestling so we no longer have to listed to your crap.

AT THE HOTEL

Bea arrives at the front of her hotel. Since the hotel is on a main street there are many people walking along the sidewalk and there are many street vendors. Bea scans the vendors to see if she may want to purchase something. Bea then informs the camera person that she will make closing comments before returning to her room.

Bea:  So, Ariana, I would like to explain to you that. . .

Bea is interrupted by many of the people walking along the sidewalk. Bea decides to pause her comments and see what the issue is and the camera person makes sure they get a shot of what is taking place. For the sake of the viewers when the people involved are not speaking English a translation of what they are saying will be displayed on the screen.

The first thing we see is a mother and young daughter, with the daughter maybe around 10 years of age, passing one of the street vendors who is selling candy and soda. The camera person catches this interaction for us to see.

Young Daughter:  Mother! I demand you buy candy and soda for me!

Mother:  I am sorry, daughter, but the money I have in my purse is for us to pay bills but not to buy candy and soda.

Young Daughter:  The other parents bought candy and soda for their children so you have to buy that for me also!

Mother:  I wish I could give you want you want but the money I have is for the items we need. If we waste money on wants instead of needs then we will not have enough money to purchase stuff such as food and the bills for our home.

The young daughter drops to the sidewalk and she goes into a very animated and jerky tantrum that makes her look like the possessed girl from the movie THE EXORCIST. The mother finally grabs her young daughter and carries her off and down the street. The camera returns to focus on Bea.

Bea:  Holy crap! Damn, Ariana, that’s how disgusting brats like you become more disgusting as you grow older! That tantrum by that young girl reminds me of all the tantrums you have had here in Sin City Wrestling whenever you don’t perform well and lose a match. You try to blame others rather than accept the blame for your actions. That’s the crap you pull every event in Sin City Wrestling when you lose a match. You always make it someone else’s fault for your loss than your incompetent wrestling abilities.

Bea shakes her head in amazement that people can be evil disgusting brats as children and then take that evil disgusting brat attitude into their adult lives as Ariana has done. As Bea starts to turn around to enter the hotel she hears screeching of tires in the street as two cars slam on their brakes to prevent an accident. Since Bea had now turned completely around from viewing the street she saw what happened and the camera got a shot of it also. What happened is that a man in his car was attempting to park in an open parking space when another car, driven by an asshole who feels he is entitled to stuff, swerved into the open parking space nearly hitting the driver who was legally entitled to that parking spot.

Man Number One:  Excuse me but I was already pulling into that parking spot when you cut me off and took the parking spot from me. I would like to ask you to please move your car.

Man Number Two:  F*ck you! I saw the open parking spot and I took it. You were stopped in the street so whoever gets to the parking spot first is entitled to it!

Man Number One:  I am sorry you feel that way but I did pull up just past this parking spot so that I could back into it. I am sorry you cannot understand logic but I will ask you again to please move your car so I can park.

The argument continues until a Police Officer drives up. He talks with people in the crowd and everyone tells him the driver who took the spot was in the wrong and that the other drive who is asking him to move his car had the legal right to the parking spot as he was attempting to park when the other driver cut him off. When the Police Officer demands the second driver move his car an argument breaks out and the man tries to attack the Police Officer so the Police Officer arrests him and calls for a tow truck to tow the man’s car away. After the man is hauled off to the Police Department and his car is towed away the first driver legally takes possession of the parking spot. As the crowd cheers for the man who had the legal right to the parking spot Bea turns around and walks into the lobby of her hotel followed by the camera person.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Ariana the two incidents in front of the hotel, with the Mother and young daughter, and the incident of the jerk trying to steal a parking spot from another drive, are the perfect descriptions of you. Please allow me to enlighten you. I’m in the sport of wrestling as I enjoy the sport. Although I enjoy the sport of wrestling I don’t enjoy moron, jerk, asshole wrestlers, like you who seem to enjoy spreading lies and false accusations. I obviously cannot change the way you are but I can legally beat you down and win our match within the rules of our match. And before you get in front of the camera and brag about how many times you have defeated me in the wrestling ring let me throw the truth out there. WE HAVE NOT HAD A MATCH AGAINST EACH OTHER YET unless you want to count one of your drug-induced hallucinations where the drugs caused you to see a match that never happened.

Bea rolls her eyes and gives a hearty laugh.

Bea:  I base my happiness on the fact that I have proven myself in the wrestling ring and that I accept wins and losses without complaining when I lose or bragging when I win. I don’t need to be a foul mouth, crap spewing, lying piece of shit like you, to be successful and enjoy my wrestling career in Sin City Wrestling. Ariana I thank you for listening to my comments even though you will ignore everything I said and still be an accusing little bitch who cannot accept the truth. Whether you willingly accept the truth or not on this coming Sunday, when our Mixed Tag Team legally defeats your Mixed Tag Team, then the truth will kick you in the stomach, punch you in the face, and cause you to puke up meals you haven’t even eaten yet. So, Ariana, have a nice time leading up to our match because every time you are tagged into the match and have to face me I am going to destroy you. Har har har!!!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for today and that she is going to her hotel room now. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and they tell them to keep focused on Bea until she is out of camera range then the Network will return to normally scheduled programming for this time slot. The camera person does as they are told by keeping their camera focused on Bea and when Bea goes out of camera range the Network cuts the camera feed and returns to normally scheduled programming and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BEN JORDAN and SAMANTHA MARLOWE v THE BARNHARTS

« on: June 30, 2023, 06:21:33 PM »

* I opted to due combined promos for Bill and Bea for Summer XXXTreme XI rather than individual promos *

BEN JORDAN AND SAMANTHA MARLOWE ARE IN TROUBLE FOR TRYING TO BLAME BILL AND BEA FOR THEIR LOSS IN THE MIXED TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT

Narrator:  Can you believe the audacity, or you can call it the stupidity, of some people that when they screw things up they try to blame everyone else for their screw ups? Yep! That’s why Bill and Bea Barnhart have a Mixed Tag Team Grudge Match against Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe at Summer XXXTreme XI as Ben and Sam decided to try to blame Bill and Bea for their loss during the Mixed Tag Team Tournament.

BILL AND BEA BARNHART ON THE PRINCESS CRUISE SHIP FOR SUMMER XXXTREME XI

Bill and Bea Barnhart boarded the Cruise Ship, where Summer XXXTreme XI is being held, early in the week and now they are enjoying the cruise leading up to Summer XXXTreme XI which is being held on Sunday, July 2, 2023. Iris is not with them since Management does not allow us to bring our pets with us so she is in boarding at Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When the scene cuts to a shot of Bill and Bea in their room it appears the two are ready to go out and walk around on the Cruise Ship to see what is going on.

Bill:  I wish to thank Management for allowing a camera person to shadow us so we can present comments for our upcoming Mixed Tag Team Number One Contender match on Sunday. We have no problem with a camera person following us around because we have nothing to hide unless you count our bathroom time and sleep times. Other than that everything we do and say is public for everyone to view and hear unlike some of the members of Sin City Wrestling who are afraid to have people listen to them talk and watch what they are doing.

Bea:  We really miss Iris as we had to leave her in Boarding at Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville, Georgia, as we are not allowed to bring pets on the Cruise Ship. That’s okay because our neighbor, Peter, offered to stop by daily at Camp Bow Wow and check up on Iris to see how she is doing. We will try to do several video calls with Iris so she knows where we are and we can help her understand that we want her to have fun at Camp Bow Wow and that we will be home soon.

Bill:  Are you ready for our walk around the Cruise Ship to see what stupid things others are doing?

Bea:  Hell yeah! Let’s go and amuse ourselves!

STROLLING AROUND THE CRUISE SHIP

The camera person follows Bea and Bill out of their room and they follow the two as they start their walk around the Cruise Ship. After walking a short distance we notice Bill sniffing the air and we wonder what he is smelling.

Bill:  Sniff. . .sniff. . .sniff!

Bea:  What do you smell Bill?

Bill:  Take a deep breath Bea. What I’m smelling is some darn good food being prepared by the Cruise Ship staff! However, Bea, this does lead me to make a comment concerning most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea:  Okay. . .where is this one leading?

Bill:  The smell we are experiencing right now is that of nice quality food being prepared by the Cruise Ship staff. We are enjoying breathing in the wonderful smells and later when we have our meal we will be experiencing the food we smell cooking right now. So I would like to make a comparison of something being opposite of smelling good food being cooked.

Bea:  And that comparison is?

Bill:  Although I don’t have exact numbers, or percentages, of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who either outright lie or they don’t realize that when they talk they totally screw up the facts and turn those facts into lies. The comparison I will make between great food being cooked, and the bullshit lies most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling spew forth, will make sense.

Bea:  This should be interesting.

Bill:  Interesting it will be Bea! When we walk around, whether it is in a public street, a park, in the backstage area during a wrestling event, at the staging area to get ready for our entrance for our matches, or after we have entered the ring and our match starts, we constantly hear people spewing forth bullshit. Often we don’t see anyone around but we can still smell the horrible stench of their lies and bullshit spewing forth from their mouths. Too many of our opponents must be eating shit which is why their attitudes stink, their wrestling stinks, because they lie so often. The stench from their continuous lies is enough to have someone call a Hazmat Crew to come and decontaminate the environment.

Bea:  After that explanation I see what you are talking about. For darn sure what you stated applies to Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe. They know I did nothing wrong during their Mixed Tag Team match. They know I didn’t deliberately get involved in their match as I was only being a well-behaved observer standing at ringside. Their blundering around during their match was causing them to lose to Austin James Mercer and Tempest. Apparently they decided to try to trick the Referee into believing that I deliberately interfered in their match and it worked. Well it worked against them I should say. It turns out the Referee wrongfully accused me of deliberately attacking Tempest, and he also determined that obviously Sam and Ben were behind the attack on Tempest, so they got disqualified. Your definition of a horrible stench blowing down wind due to people spewing forth lies fits perfectly for our opponents.

BILL AND BEA CONTINUE THEIR WALK AROUND THE CRUISE SHIP

Bill and Bea continue to walk around the decks on the Cruise Ship. They are surprised when they see several guests on the Cruise Ship holding their pet dogs in their arms, or walking them on a leash, while they are walking around. Bill and Bea confront them asking why, if the Cruise Line doesn’t allow pets on the Cruise Ship why are they allowed to bring their pets. These stuck up, arrogant, and apparently super-rich jerks, snub Bill and Bea and disappear down the deck and around the corner.

Bill:  What the f*ck? So we are ordered to leave our pets at home and yet we see people on this Cruise Ship with their pets. Obviously money purchases special favors. However let it be known that there isn’t enough money in the world for anyone, especially our opponents, to purchase special favors from us.

Bea:  You nailed it Bill. Money buys special favors as we have been seeing recently.

Bea and Bill continue their walk and then they decide to stop near the pool and relax as they have a nice drink bar there and Bill and Bea want to have some drinks while they are presenting comments for Summer XXXTreme XI.

BILL AND BEA CONTINUE WITH THEIR COMMENTS

After ordering drinks Bill and Bea continue to present comments concerning their upcoming Mixed Tag Team Number One Contender match against Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe.

Bill:  Some people are always looking for bad things to happen while others, like myself and Bea, always look for the good in others and for good things to happen. In both cases what the person thinks is how the person reacts and it can solidify the outcome either bad or good.

Bea:  Want examples? Say a person is afraid of spiders. Some people are afraid of spiders as one bit them once and their fear is based on that one incident. Then when they see a spider they immediately freak out and nearly have a heart attack because they think the spider will bite them and they will get sick or die. Others come upon spiders and realize they are a creature of nature and that spiders normally eat insects and bugs that are harmful to humans. Knowing that spiders are not normally aggressive to humans and they are beneficial in keeping damaging insects under control means you are thinking logically and you end up having less trauma in your life. If someone is going to ruin their life over a non-issue that’s their thing to deal with. Me and Bill prefer to look past the imaginary things and enjoy our lives.

Bill:  Here is another example. You may be a person who is afraid of heights and after they get a certain distance above the ground they freak out. Even in a building such as the Empire State Building in New York City you have a very secure enclosure around the observation deck. You cannot go to the observation tower and accidentally fall off the Empire State Building because the enclosure around the observation deck is designed to keep you inside the enclosure and not allow you to go outside of the enclosure. Even with this information readily available and verified there are still people who take the elevator to the top of the Empire State Building and as soon as they walk toward the enclosure and look down they freak out and some even pass out from viewing the ground from that high up. When we go to the Empire State Building we fully understand that the enclosure is secure and you cannot just accidentally fall out of the Empire State Building. Knowing information. . .being fully informed. . .and understanding the facts. . .makes you immune to freaking out over non-issues.

Bea and Bill continue to enjoy their drinks and order several more.

KNOWING THE FACTS AND THE TRUTH IS BENEFICIAL

Bill:  I have been in the sport of wrestling for 20 years. I’ve wrestled various places but the two primary Federations were Asylum Wrestling Alliance and now Sin City Wrestling. I did a short tour in Mexico where nearly every wrestler wears a mask which makes it hard for a wrestler to know if their opponent is hurt, scared, or something else. I was the student of a trainer who taught me how to read the eyes of opponents because even if they are wearing a mask their eyes reveal how they feel and if they are hurt. That experience helped me during my time in Asylum Wrestling Alliance and it helps me now in Sin City Wrestling. Although we have some wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who try to hide their hurt and pain from their opponents no matter how hard they try to cover their pain and hurt I know how they are feeling. When a person is a wrestler and they are able to read the eyes of masked opponents and know how they are feeling and how much they are hurting then how much easier is it for me to know my non-masked and no-makeup opponents are feeling and how much they are hurting? Ben you will find that out at Summer XXXTreme XI every time the men are tagged into our match.

Bea:  Bill has also worked with me concerning opponents who either wear a mask, or apply heavy makeup, to try to hide their feelings, but I have been taught how to see through their deceptions and I take advantage of their hurt. Sam. . .I sure hope you are ready when us Bombshells are tagged into the ring as I will not let up on you until you submit, get pinned, you are made by submit by me, or you get knocked out. Sucks to be you Sam.

Bill and Bea are done with their drinks and they stand up and start walking back to where their room is located. The camera person remains focused on them during their walk and, of course, Bill and Bea will continue with their comments concerning their upcoming match once they arrive back at their room. Once they are standing in front of their room on the Cruise Ship both Bea and Bill face the camera to deliver their closing comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Sam. . .Sam. . .Sam. . . we meet again. We have been involved in several matches against each other and I admit, as I’m an honest person, that I have yet to defeat you in Singles competition. Does that mean I cannot defeat you in our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match? Yea you wish that is what this match means to you. Since you are the one who raised the most in the way of complaints over the incident with Tempest, that cost you a spot in the Mixed Tag Team Championship match, and you have tried to put the blame on me, there is hell to pay and I will put you through hell and defeat you. While I am beating the crap out of you and you attempt to tag out to Ben I will be there to block your attempt to tag out and I’ll drag you back to the center of the ring and beat you down even more and our team will win the match. I know Bill wants to get the win in the match against Ben Jordan but Bill also knows I honestly want to beat you down and destroy you to get the win for our team.

Bill:  Damn Bea! I’ve see you fired up many times but you are in hyper drive this time! We will take the match as it goes. If you and Sam are tagged into the match you do whatever you need to do to get the win as long as you stay within the rules of our match. If me and Ben are tagged into the match then I will also do whatever I need to do to get the win and I will stay within the rules of our match. History will be made this Sunday when we are vindicated. . .we will become Number One Contenders for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. . .then down the way we will get our Mixed Tag Team Championship match and we will become two-time Mixed Tag Team Champions.

Bea:  As most of you should already know Bill is the king of four-word phrases. Considering what we both told you, last week and this week, Bill will end of closing comments with some of his favorite four-word phrases that apply not only to Ben and Sam but to everyone on the Roster in Sin City Wrestling. Ready Bill? Go!

Bill:  For our upcoming opponents you are ALL BARK AND NO BITE. Any wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who want to falsely accuse us of stuff DON’T EVEN GO THERE. And the last one I wish to share with you is I TOLD YOU SO as I have told many opponents in the past that they should not underestimate me or Bea.

Bea:  We are done with our comments for today. Thank you for sharing your time with us to listen to our comments concerning our upcoming match. We need to get in our room as we need to make a video call to Iris to let her know we are thinking about her and to find out how she is doing at Camp Bow Wow.

Bea informs the camera person that they are done with their comments for today and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BEN JORDAN and SAMANTHA MARLOWE v THE BARNHARTS

« on: June 23, 2023, 04:07:25 PM »

* I opted to do combined promos for Bill and Bea for Summer XXXTreme XI rather than individual promos *

WE HAVE A MIXED TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH DUE TO OPPONENTS BLAMING US FOR THEIR PREVIOUS FAILURE

Narrator:  Just when you think you’ve heard it all someone manages to come up with nonsense to try to make you believe stuff that never happened. Unfortunately, with this habit of spreading lies and misinformation, these liars realize that half the people who listen to them will believe their lies instead of the truth. With that on your mind I turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart. They have returned to their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, before returning to board the Princess Cruise Ship to participate in Summer XXXTreme XI where they have a Mixed Tag Team Grudge Match against the team of Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe.

BILL AND BEA BARNHART AT HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA GETTING READY FOR SUMMER XXXTREME XI

RECAP OF BILL BARNHART VERSUS J2H FROM CLIMAX CONTROL 365

The scene changes and we are taken inside the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bill and Bea are sitting at the dining table in the dining room. Their English Bulldog, Iris, is relaxing in the Living Room and she is laid out on the floor in a deep sleep and she is snoring. Bill looks into the camera and begins his comments.

Bill:  Welcome to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We took time to return home for a week and then next week we will board the Cruise Ship and get ready for Summer XXXTreme XI.

Bea:  We are excited and looking forward to wrestling at Summer XXXTreme XI.

Bill:  Before we get into comments related to our upcoming Mixed Tag Team Number One Contender match against Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe, I would like to make comments concerning my match against J2H at Climax Control 365. J2H came into that match coming off an injury. He knew I would go after him due to his injuries and he was correct in that assumption. However I also knew that J2H is a top-notch wrestler and one who never backs down from a challenge. I knew even though he was hurting he would give me a good fight and he did. In the end his hand was raised in victory and I appreciate that I had the opportunity for that match with him. As J2H goes into Summer XXXTreme XI against Michael Harris for the World Heavyweight Championship I honestly see him defeating Michael Harris and becoming the next Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion.

Bea:  We will now launch into our comments for our upcoming match against Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe as we have a lot of information to present.

Bill:  Let’s do it!

CHECKING MAIL, VOICEMAIL, AND E-MAIL . . DAMN!!!

Bill looks into the camera and then he starts off this round of comments.

Bill:  Thank you for joining us at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We took time to return home for a week and then next week we will board the Cruise Ship and get ready for Summer XXXTreme XI.

Bea:  We came home so we could go through our mail, check our phone voice mail, and our e-mail, to see what is going on and if anything needs fixing up here at our house.

Bill:  After we opened our mail, checked voicemails on our phones, and checked e-mail messages, we got so upset we were ready to go out the hurt a bunch of people.

Bea:  But, of course, we held back on our anger and decided to thoroughly review all our mail, voice mail, and e-mail, to ensure we understood the information before we went off on someone.

Bill:  The first regular mail envelope I opened was from Huntington Landing Homeowners Association which is the management organization for our housing development. It appears some of our moron neighbors, the ones who are the ones actually violating the rules and regulations of our Homeowners Association, put in false lying bullshit complaints to Huntington Landing Homeowners Association claiming that we are not keeping our yard in good shape, not keeping our grass mowed properly, and that we are parking our vehicles on our front lawn instead of in our driveway. All of this is bullshit and lies! We pulled up all our security camera footage and we were able to prove to Huntington Landing Homeowners Association that our neighbors, the same ones who filed the false complaints against us, were the ones perpetrating the violations of the Homeowners Association rules and regulations. It was a quick resolution on the part of Huntington Landing Homeowners Association to clear us of the accusations then they turned on the perpetrators and fined them for submitting false complaints. Just goes to show you that you don’t f*ck with Bill and Bea Barnhart by hurling lies and false accusations in our direction.

Bea:  We had paperwork mailed to us from Gwinnett Police, and also voicemails and e-mails from Gwinnett Police, stating our neighbors are reporting that we are violating the laws in numerous ways. They claimed to the Police that our dog, Iris, is barking all day and all night keeping these neighbors awake while they are trying to sleep. We easily disproved those stupid claims by proving we took Iris with us on nearly every Tour that Sin City Wrestling has done during the past several months. And during those times we were unable to take Iris with us on those wrestling tours we had her boarded in Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville. After reviewing our evidence Gwinnett Police issued Citations, with Fines attached to them, to our neighbors who filed the false noise complaints against us. We were totally cleared of wrong doing once again.

Bill:  Our research showed that there are two neighbors on the street next to our street where the dogs which can always be heard barking was coming from. The first one belongs to a family who had an impossible time trying to take care of one dog and now they have four dogs. They keep their dogs in their backyard and the dogs, of course, are bored and scared of being confined outside all the time. And the neighbor next to them has two dogs, one Pitbull and one French Bulldog. Recently these neighbors put a dog run in their backyard and now they never take their two dogs for walks. Darn sad that for nearly two years they always took their dogs for walks around our housing development and now their dogs are bored and bark all the time. Their dogs are bored to be locked up in the dog run and not allowed any freedom outside of their backyard. Pet owners like the two families I mentioned are the ones who need to be fined and punished.

THROWING FALSE ACCUSATIONS AROUND GETS YOU IN TROUBLE

Bill:  My half-brother Chris Shipman found out the hard way that hurling false accusations at me only results in him getting arrested and charged with the death of our sister for which he spent time in prison. Since our upcoming opponents, Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe, feel the need to whine, moan, complain, and cry, claiming that they were cheated out of a win in the Mixed Tag Team Championship Tournament by Bea, that puts them into the same loser category as my half-brother Chris Shipman. Just because they were not able to defeat Austin James Mercer and Tempest they resort to accusing Bea.

Bea:  What will it be this time with you two? When me and Bill easily, and legally, defeat you, and we are the Number One Contenders for the Mixed Tag Team Championship, while you two are left staring at each other in sadness, then what? Are you going to claim that we cheated you again? Nice try but you will fail again!

Bill:  I have to be honest that during the match between Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe against Austin James Mercer and Tempest I was in a situation where I wasn’t able to watch that Mixed Tag Team match. I am unable to tell you what the situation was that caused me to be unable to watch that match. By the time I got out of the situation that match was over and I heard the complaints and Bea’s name was involved. Bea, since I’m unable to comment on what happened in that match where you were accused of cheating and causing the team of Ben and Sam to get Disqualified, could you please present what you remember of that match?

Bea:  Sure thing Bill but no amount of explanation and presenting the truth will cause others to realize they are falsely accusing me. Here is what I remember. I remember that I wanted to view the match from ringside so I walked down and stood near the ring. I didn’t care which team would win I just wanted to see the two teams trying to get into the Mixed Tag Team Championship final match. I didn’t try to intimidate any of the wrestlers in that match as I was just observing the match. Next thing I know someone, or something, hit me from behind and I apparently was unconscious for a short time. When I revived I found myself inside the ring so whoever, or whatever, hit me from behind must have caused me to be tossed into the ring. I tried to figure out if it was Austin James Mercer and Tempest or if it was Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe who perpetrated the attack on me. I was still in a daze and as I slowly started to get to my feet I was grabbed by someone and I got tossed into Tempest which caused her to complain to the Referee and they determined that due interference in the match, which means someone threw me into Tempest and hurt her, that the team of Ben and Sam must have perpetrated the cheap shot attack, so the Referee Disqualified them and gave the win to Mercer and Tempest.

Bill:  Okay so what happened next?

Bea:  The odd thing about this incident is that there didn’t appear to be any real outrage over what happened. It appeared to me that the two mixed tag teams, and the Referee, were putting on a scene from a play rather than having honest reactions to the accusations of interference in the match. That made me suspicious that there may have been a conspiracy against me as to what was really going on.

Bill:  Could you clarify why you think that way so that me and the viewers will have a better understanding?

Bea:  If Mercer and Tempest entered this match and felt like they had no shot at winning the match it could be that they perpetrated this attack, using me as a prop, to get a cheap win over Ben and Sam. If that is true then it proves wrestlers will do anything to get a cheap win. Then on the part of Ben and Sam they may have perpetrated the attack, using me as a prop, hoping that the Referee would blame me and not them for the attack. If that is the case with Sam and Ben then their trick backfired on them and they lost the match and failed to advance in the Mixed Tag Team Tournament.

Bill:  Your reasoning and logic is interesting and I have experienced similar situations during my wrestling career. I’m sorry that you ended up getting in the middle between those two Mixed Tag Teams. Let’s just move on into our Mixed Tag Team Number One Contender match, forget what happened at that event, and show the world that we can easily defeat Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe without cheating, without hiring interference, and without faking attacks just to get a cheap win.

Bill and Bea take a short break to feed Iris and when they are done with Iris they return to continue their comments on their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match to see which team becomes the Number One Contender for the Mixed Tag Team Championship.

Bill:  So, Bea, we have an interesting situation in our upcoming match. I have to face Ben Jordan and you have to face Samantha Marlowe as the rules state if the men are in the ring and one of them tags their partner into the match then both men have to step to the outside of the ring and the women go at each other. It goes the other way, of course, when one of the women tags their partner into the math then both women need to exit the ring and the men get into the ring and battle it out.

Bea:  For damn sure Sam is pissed off because she has this delusion that I perpetrated the hit on Tempest for the sole purpose of getting her team disqualified. She can take hallucinogenic drugs and see non-existent things if she wants but the fact remains that I honestly do not know what actually happened during their match. Also can anyone tell me why my requests for the full video of the Mixed Tag Team match that is in question is being withheld from me? My requests have been met with silence. My requests have only led to people telling me I cannot have possession of licensed and trademarked property. Someone is hiding something but for damn sure I’m not the one doing the hiding in this case. Seems extremely odd to me.

Bill:  Although Ben has registered wins against me there has to be a valid reason why he and Sam continue to spread the lies that you attacked Tempest just to screw him and Samantha out of the win in that match. There’s something running damn deep in this situation and we will keep digging until we find out who started this crap against you and then there will be hell to pay for those involved.

Bill and Bea inform the camera person they will transfer to their back yard where they have their barbeque grill fired up and ready to cook. Once Bill, Bea, Iris, and the camera person, are in the patio, with Iris sniffing around the yard, and Bea and Bill at the barbeque grill, the camera person finds a good position to be able to focus on everyone easily. While they are cooking the food Bill and Bea take turns commenting on their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match for Summer XXXTreme XI.

REACTIVE VERSUS PROACTIVE

Bill:  Most of you are aware that both me and Bea possess an IQ of 130 or higher which is in the Genius category and also in the top 5 percent in the world. That doesn’t stop the low-IQ, knuckle-dragging failures of Evolution, from trying to put us down and disrespect us. Jealousy is, after all, a brutal task master.

Bea:  Since Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe are reactive persons, and falsely accused me of deliberately attacking Tempest during their Mixed Tag Team Qualifier match, we will enlighten you as to what it means to be reactive rather than proactive. Most of you low-IQ boneheads won’t understand what we are talking about but that’s okay as our job is to inform and enlighten you even if you cannot comprehend what we are talking about. I have already given you my take on the match between the team of Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe versus Austin James Mercer and Tempest. I have no clue who attacked me at ringside, then threw me into the ring, then attacked me again, then threw me into Tempest, which caused the Referee to Disqualify the team of Ben and Sam.

Bill:  I want you to give the definition of REACTIVE and then I will present the definition of PROACTIVE. If, after we present those definitions, people are still confused then it just proves that those low IQ persons will never understand anything.

Bea:  The definition of the word REACTIVE is that it relates to the reaction to a stimulus, or occurring as a result of stress or emotional upset, and that the person affected is reacting in response to a situation, or stimulus, rather than controlling the situation or stimulus.

Bea looks into the camera with a stern look.

Bea:  Who reacted to a situation or stimulus rather than controlling it? Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe that’s who. I was attacked during their match and used as a projectile by someone and to date I have been unable to obtain the proof of who did that to me. When the Referee of that match determined that me getting thrown into Tempest by someone not involved in the match Ben and Sam immediately started blaming me without the slightest attempt on their part to find out what really happened. That is a textbook explanation of what being REACTIVE means.

Bill steps into the camera view to present his comments on people being PROACTIVE rather than REACTIVE.

Bill:  PROACTIVE means logically acting in anticipation of future problems, needs, or changes, by creating or controlling a situation by causing something to happen rather than responding to it after it has already happened. When you see what Ben and Sam did, which was the classic definition of being REACTIVE, and compare that to myself and Bea who are PROACTIVE it is perfectly logical and easy to understand unless you are an idiot. We are Proactive in that we logically anticipate future situations and create a controlling situation that causes something to happen rather than reacting to the situation after it already happened. You know. . .like over-reacting to a situation after it has already taken place. . .like what Ben Jordan and Samantha Marlowe did.

Bill and Bea both stand before the camera to continue their comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  What is it going to be with you two this time Ben? Are you going to spend the entire time of our upcoming match making stupid decisions and actions in the ring rather than trying to control the situation to direct how things go? You know. . .like you and Samantha did when Bea got attacked by someone and then that someone threw her into Tempest. . .yeah, Ben, that’s the type of reactive thing you are going to do during our match? While you are spending our valuable match time reacting to things, whether they are real or perceived items, I will be spending our valuable match time being proactive by logically creating and controlling the situation and causing beneficial things to happen for our team while causing detrimental things to happen to your team.

Bea:  Nicely stated Bill. So, Sam, I will address you since the two of us are in the ring against each other when a tag is made. Since you are a reactive jerk and decided to falsely accuse me of doing something you will pay dearly for your stupidity. I have been getting falsely accused of stuff in Sin City Wrestling since the day I signed a contract to be a Wrestler in addition to being the Manager for Bill. When our team defeats your team, and you walk away the losers everyone knows you are, I’m sure you two will continue your reactive bullshit and try to explain away your loss most likely by trying to accuse us of cheating. Try all you can try because you will fail. Me and Bill are excitedly looking forward to our match.

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their comments and they are free to cut their camera feed whenever they want to do so. Before the camera person cuts their camera feed they call into the Network for their instructions and the Network tells the camera person that the Network will return to regularly scheduled programming for this time period and immediately the camera feed is turned off and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / IN THE RING WITH A TRUE LEGEND

« on: June 16, 2023, 06:01:46 PM »

IN THE RING WITH A TRUE LEGEND

Narrator:  It is hard to believe that even though Bill Barnhart has been serving in Sin City Wrestling since August 2019 that he has yet to get assigned to a match against J2H. The saying goes that a thing will happen when it is due to happen and that’s what I see in this match pitting Bill Barnhart against J2H.

 A FIRESIDE CHAT WITH BILL BARNHART

The scene changes to the home of Bill, Bea, and Iris their English Bulldog, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and the camera pans around and comes to stop in the Living Room. We see two very nice black leather chairs with one on the left side of the fireplace and the other on the right side of the fireplace. Between the two chairs sits a table and on top of the table we see two wine glasses and two bottles of wine with one of them being a red wine with the name Cabernet Sauvignon and the other is a white wine with the name Gewurztraminer. We also notice that, in addition to the two wine bottles on the table, we notice the two wine glasses already have wine in them. After a short time of the camera giving us a shot of the two chairs, the wines, and the wine glasses, Bill and Bea Barnhart walk into camera view. Bea is adorned in a stunning long black dress and Bill is dressed in a black Tuxedo. We notice both Bill and Bea are both wearing a white Rose on their black outfits. Bea takes the chair that is on the left side of the camera shot and which has the red wine on that side of the table and Bill takes the chair that is on the right side of the camera shot and which has the white wine on that side of the table. Their English Bulldog Iris is off to the side of Bea’s chair and she is laying down relaxing and she is pretty much ignoring everything.

Bea:  Since I had a match at Climax Control 364, and Bill did not, he asked me to open our comments today so I could talk about my match with Alexandra Calaway. Although the match was called a BOMBSHELL BITCH FIGHT and was touted as no rules, no disqualifications, nothing but all-out carnage, it appears that someone decided to modify the concept of our match. The Referee held us to the normal rules of wrestling and we had to accept that. Alexandra fought like hell in that match, as I guess she was afraid to take another loss to me, but she still lost to me. I have no clue why Alexandra allowed herself to get distracted by Bobbie Dahl but I can see that her distraction is likely to lead into Alexandra Callaway having a match against Bobbie Dahl soon. And before anyone even remotely thinks of asking the question you can all rest assured that I will be in Bill’s corner, as his legal, official, beautiful, super intelligent with a Genius level IQ, and highly educated, Manager during his Main Event match against J2H. And for your education the first one of you who starts up with those false claims that I interfere in Bill’s matches will find my fists interfering with your face! Thank you for allowing me to make opening comments Bill.

Bill:  You did well in that match Bea and you took advantage of situations when they came up. Bea before I present comments concerning my match with J2H would you tell the viewers why both of us are dressed nicely and sipping wine?

Bea:  Normally the viewers see us in either our wrestling attire. When we are not in our wrestling attire Bill is usually in blue jeans, casual athletic shoes, and a pullover shirt, and I am often similarly dressed. Today, since Bill stated that he feels being assigned to a match against J2H is such an honor we wanted to look good during his comments as he feels J2H is well above the majority of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. I prefer a red wine, or rose wine if you wish to call it that, and today I’m drinking Cabernet Sauvignon which is a full-bodied, acidic wine made from the red wine grape variety of the same name. Since I don’t enjoy really heavy and strong red wines the Cabernet Sauvignon fits my taste nicely.

Bea takes a sip of her Cabernet Sauvignon and flashes a sweet smile.

Bill:  I prefer white wine as I find it to be easier to drink and enjoy. My preferred white wine is Gewurztraminer. The reason I enjoy Gewurztraminer is that the wine tends to have lychee and fruit aromas and flavors, and often distinctive spices such as ginger and lemongrass. Although it can be made dry or sweet I prefer the sweet variety.

Bill takes a few sips of her Gewurztraminer, enjoying the wine as he moves it around in his mouth, and then swallows it.

WHAT HISTORY IS THERE BETWEEN BILL BARNHART AND J2H?

Bill:  Before I launch into my official comments for my match with J2H I would like to clarify a bit more why we are both dressed in black with a white Rose on our outfits. As previously stated I feel J2H is way above the majority of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling and my assignment to this match with him is such a high honor for me that I felt like dressing in a black Tuxedo and Bea wanted to be adorned in a very nice black dress.

Bea:  We both decided to wear a white Rose on our outfits, instead of a red Rose, because White indicates purity and honesty and we felt the white contrast with our outfits fits nicely for Bill’s upcoming match.

Bill:  I’m sure most of the viewers are wondering what history, if any, I have with J2H in the wrestling ring. Although I have been in Sin City Wrestling since August 2019 there has yet to be an instance where me and J2H were assigned to a wrestling match against each other. With that comment on your minds I want you to understand that I feel honored and privileged to have this opportunity to be in action in the wrestling ring against a legend like J2H. Although there are many in Sin City Wrestling who claim to be legends they are what we call LEGENDS IN THEIR OWN MINDS. J2H, on the other hand, is a true legend in the sport of wrestling and it is a pleasure to have received this assignment against him.

Bea:  Do you think the fans, and the other wrestlers, feel that having J2H come off of an injury works to your advantage?

Bill:  I don’t consider what happened to J2H, at the hands of others, to be a benefit to me. I believe J2H is at 100 percent and he is one of the top wrestlers I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing and working with. There are wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who, if they had a previous injury and got assigned to a match against me, I would focus on that previous injury and work it to my advantage. On the other side you have numerous wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who I admire and even if I knew there was an prior, or recent, injury I could work on to my advantage I have enough respect for them to not do so.

Bea:  I’m sure about half the people hearing your comments are calling you a liar while those who truly know you understand you are telling the truth.

Bill:  I don’t care what the anti-Bill Barnhart fans think or feel. When I have an opponent I respect and admire I expect that both of us involved in the match will honor and respect the other and adhere to the rules of the match. Only when I have opponents that decide to dishonor and disrespect me, when I honor and respect them, do I let my inner demon out and let that inner demon go all out on those opponents.

Both Bill and Bea take another drink of their wine, flash a smile, then return their glasses to the table.

HOW DO BILL AND J2H MEASURE UP?

Bea:  Another item the fans probably want to hear you talk about is how you and J2H measure up against each other.

Bill:  I have a piece of paper in my pocket and I will present the information so that everyone can come to their own conclusions.

Bill pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket and he holds it in front of him and begins reading from it.

Bill:  I’m currently at 6 feet 4 inches in height and 240 pounds in weight. The information I was able to obtain on J2H is that he is listed as 5 feet 6 inches in height and 175 pounds in weight. Most people would make the assumption that with me having a 10 inch height advantage and 65 pounds of weight over J2H that he would be at a disadvantage. With the quality and talent of a wrestler like J2H height and weight of the wrestlers in the match does not carry an advantage, or disadvantage, that would sway the match. In matches such as our upcoming match the final results of the match comes down to the wrestler who can maintain their attack, successfully fend off the attacks of the other, and come out with their hand raised in victory. Which one of us will that be? I want it to be me and J2H wants it to be him. With no prior matches between us, for us to make calculations on the possible outcome of the match, both of us simply go into this match, do our best, and whoever obtains the win should be congratulated on their victory by the wrestler who didn’t win the match.

Bill returns the piece of paper to his pocket. Both Bill and Bea sip their wines again then when they place their wine glasses back on the table both look into the camera to continue their comments.

Bea:  The item we enjoy the most about Sin City Wrestling, as compared to most of the other Wrestling Federations, is that Sin City Wrestling doesn’t rig matches to ensure certain wrestlers win the match and, at times, a Championship.

Bill:  In most popular Wrestling Federations you probably watch on television all the matches have pre-determined winners. Everyone knows who will win their match before they step into the ring because that’s how those Wrestling Federations work. In my opinion that’s pathetic. Here in Sin City Wrestling they let the wrestlers go at it and whoever wins the match is the winner…it is that simple.

Bea:  Everyone knows J2H was attacked recently. If you have been paying attention to the career of J2H you understand that he doesn’t allow setbacks, injuries from attacks, or anything else, get in the way of him performing at his best in wrestling matches.

Bill:  So please put those negative thoughts, and your hopes for a J2H demise in our match, because J2H is above that, I’m above that, and I assure you J2H will, as he always does, rise to the occasion and give a fantastic performance. As I mentioned previously I have the utmost respect and admiration for J2H and if you don’t also have the utmost of respect and admiration for him that’s your decision to make. The only promise I make for our upcoming match is that I will give all I’ve got, I will give an outstanding performance, and when the dust settles and the hand of the winner is raised for their victory by the Referee, then both myself and J2H will respectfully accept the decision.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill and Bea look at each other, pick up their win glasses and take another drink of their wine, then they look back into the camera, with smiles on their faces.

Bill:  In my closing comments I wish to present information that, hopefully, everyone can relate to. I’ll present an item then Bea will present and items if she wants to, and we will go back and forth until we are done. To start I want everyone to know that no wrestler wins every match they are involved in and no wrestlers lose every match they are involved in. Well. . .with the exception of professional Jobbers as that is their paid position.

Bea:  Not all tall and heavy wrestlers win their matches and not all short and light wrestlers lose their matches.

Bill:  Are there wrestlers who believe they will never lose a match? Of course there are! At the same time are there wrestlers who believe they only lose matches because other wrestlers cheated them out of wins? Of course there are!

Bea:  Does anyone think that J2H never loses matches? Of course there are people who think that. Does anyone think that Bill Barnhart never wins matches? Of course there are people who think that. Just because you think something doesn’t mean that it is true or will come true.

Bill:  J2H I want you to know that I’m honored to be in the wrestling ring with you as you are a true legend in the sport of wrestling. Don’t think that because I admire and respect you, and your work in the wrestling ring, that I plan on going easy on you. I have never gone easy on any opponent in the twenty years I’ve been in the sport of Wrestling. To be honest you would lose respect for me if I were to go easy on you. With your level of wrestling expertise and abilities I know you want every opponent to give you the best they’ve got. I will not disappoint you by not giving you the best I’ve got. Looking forward to our match and when the bell rings let’s show the fans of Wrestling what a damn great amazing and brilliant wrestling match looks like!

Bea:  Thank you for joining us today. See you at Climax Control 365.

Bea motions to the camera person to indicate she and Bill are done with their comments. The camera person calls into the Network to let them know and they inform the camera person to cut their camera feed so that the Network can return to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. We get one last shot of Bill and Bea sipping their wine before the camera feed is cut and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming.

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Climax Control Archives / A BOMBSHELL BITCH FIGHT. . .MY TYPE OF MATCH

« on: June 09, 2023, 09:02:30 PM »

A BOMBSHELL BITCH FIGHT? THIS IS MY TYPE OF MATCH!

Narrator:  Oh. . .My. . .GAWD! Bea Barnhart is assigned to a Bombshell Bitch Fight match against Alexandra Calaway to open Climax Control 364. Knowing the history of Bea when she was growing up in the Philippines, and the numerous other fights she got into when mean girls ganged up on her in the Philippines and here in the United States, I have to say Alexandra Calaway is in for a major ass kicking handed at the hands of Bea Barnhart.

WINDOW SHOPPING IN PHOENIX

When the camera shot changes we see Bea Barnhart walking down a street in Phoenix, Arizona. Bea is by herself so we make the assumption that Bill is taking care of their English Bulldog Iris this time since it was Bea who took care of Iris during Climax Control 363. We notice Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans, a light blue pullover shirt, and she has light blue sneakers on where the color matches her shirt. Bea acknowledges the camera person who is assigned to her and then she continues her window shopping.

Bea:  I love to go window shopping. It is very nice to look at the variety of items available and to see what different things are out there. Not having to go inside the stores to browse is a nice thing as you do not have to endure pushy sales people trying to get you to purchase stuff you do not really want. I mean, come on, except for high end brand name stores most stores have stuff that looks nice but when you hold those things in your hands and inspect them you realize they are just cheap imitations. Hmmm. That brings me to my first comment concerning someone who really does not want something. That comment concerns Alexandra Calaway who is my opponent at Climax Control 364 as for damn sure Alexandra does not want to face me in a Bombshell Bitch Fight Anything Goes match.

Bea turns and looks into the window of one of the stores. After seeing what items are in this store Bea shakes her head at the pathetic variety and quality of items they have then she returns her focus into the camera.

Bea:  There sure is a lot of useless items in this store and a lot of items that are not what people would care to be around. Speaking of useless items and items that people do not care to be around I present to you my next opponent Alexandra Calaway!

Bea lets out a hearty laugh before continuing with her comments.

MEASURING UP

Bea:  Alexandra you are just like these junky stores that claim they have high quality goods only to find out most of the items in their stores is junk and cheap imitations. And, Alexandra, just so you know how I work I always research stuff before I enter a wrestling match. . .well in our case our upcoming match which is an outright BITCH FIGHT with the Rules thrown out the window. . .No Disqualifications. . .No Countouts. . .just downright Anything Goes! That means when everyone sees how I easily dismantle and destroy you in this type of match I will rise high on the ladder of success and will start getting shots at Championships again. But, Alexandra, my research has been accomplished and I will present some of the information I found during my research. Do you remember when we had our first match? To be honest I would not blame you if you blocked our first match against each other, and tried to erase it from your memory, because you portrayed yourself as a pathetic chump and got chumped out in that match. Our match was at Climax Control 358 on April 9, 2023. We had a nice match going when you decided that someone who was standing way far away up in the entrance way at the top of the landing was more important to focus on than focusing on me as your opponent in the ring. The moment you allowed your air-headed self to be distracted I locked in my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold and put you unconscious. Gee, Alex, were you not trained in the sport of wrestling that you do not allow yourself to get distracted away from your opponent during a match? Due to your distraction I gave you a Bitch Slap of a wake up call by defeating you by submission.

Bea pulls a piece of paper out of her pocket.

Bea:  We measure up similar to what we did at Climax Control 358. You come into our match at five feet six inches and one hundred twenty-five pounds. I come into our match at five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds. We are, again, equal when it comes to height and weight but, as with our previous match, I have the advantage. How do I have the advantage you are wondering? I have the advantage because you are arrogant, easily distracted, and you were not able to hang with me when we had a Standard Rules match so for damn sure you are not going to be able to hang with me when we have a match of NO RULES and ANYTHING GOES.

HISTORY OF FENDING OFF COWARDLY ATTACKS

Bea pauses her comments as she strolls down the sidewalk and then she comes to another store where she stands there and gazes into the window to see what merchandize they have. Not satisfied with what this store has, as they have the same type of faked clothing that is not worth purchasing, so Bea turns to the camera to continue with her comments.

Bea:  Let me tell you of two of the cheap mean girl attacks that happened to me and how they turned out. One was when I was in High School in the Philippines. The mean girls were jealous because I was pretty and intelligent while most of them were plain and dumb. They were jealous, not only of my appearance and intelligence, as they were also jealous because even though they threw themselves at the boys, the boys snubbed those mean girls and chased after me. One day as I was leaving high school to go home a group of mean girls surrounded me and wanted to fight. I told the leader of the mean girls that I refuse to fight against a group of girls but I am willing to fight against one at a time. Before I continued I looked behind the mean girls and noticed one of the Vice Principals was standing there watching our interaction. The leader of the mean girls took offense to me calling her out for being a homely coward so she and her girls charged me. Without hesitation I successfully fended off their attack and that’s when the Vice Principal walked over. He stepped between me and the mean girls then he informed the mean girls that he saw the entire incident, that they started the incident, and that they were suspended from school for one week. He then looked at me and gave me a thumbs up for standing up to the mean girls and holding my own against them.

Bea gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bea:  Although there were dozens of incidents like this I will present just one more that took place at Sugarloaf Mills Mall which is about two miles from our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. On this day I was shopping at Sugarloaf Mills by myself. I was passing the Food Court when I saw something in the display windows of Macy’s which is across the walkway from the Food Count. As I walked across the walkway and looked into the window of Macy’s a group of mean girls, who were not paying attention to where they were walking, bumped into me. They immediately got upset and approached me and turned up their racism to 100 percent. They said I was the one who bumped into them when they are the ones who were not paying attention and bumped into me. They teased me for being Asian and they demeaned me because I was not dressed in very expensive clothing as they were. They told me I cannot afford to shop at Macy’s because I was a poor little Asian girl. Then, to add to their racist comments, they demanded I apologize to them for bumping into them. Of course I stood up for myself and when I stood up to them the leader of the mean girls called her girls to charge on me and attack me. They didn’t realize that behind them were several Mall Security Personnel and they stepped up to confront the mean girls. At first the mean girls backed off but when they realize it was only Mall Security personnel and not Gwinnett Police Officers they resumed their charge towards me. Just at that instant Gwinnett Police walked into view. They told us they were called by Mall Security. I spoke with the Police Officers and they said they could arrest the mean girls if I wanted them to be arrested as they have their mean and threatening behavior on camera. I told the Police if they wouldn’t mind looking the other way for a few minutes I would like to show these mean girls that they messed with the wrong woman. The Gwinnett Police Officers agreed and looked the other way. Then I told the mean girls to bring it on. They charged me and after a few minutes all of them were on the floor with bruises and cuts and they were moaning and crying from the injuries I gave them. The Police still arrested the mean girls and took then to the Police station so their violations of the law was properly documented. Me? I continued my shopping trip, and yes in Macy’s, and then went home with my purchases and a huge grin on my face. The bottom line is never attack or threaten someone when you do not have a clue who, or what, you are messing with.

CLOSING COMMENTS:

Bea starts walking down the street again but she does not take a lot of time gazing into the store windows since most of the stores are copycats of all the other stores and their merchandise is not worth wasting her time looking at them. She reaches the end of the street, where a cross street is located, where she pauses to make a few more comments.

Bea:  I did not find anything I wanted to purchase at these stores but the window shopping was enjoyable. But, Alexandra, my window shopping was more enjoyable than our match will be for you when I brutally beat you into obscurity. There will be no mercy for you. Even if you are such a coward that you hire people to help you fight against me they will all suffer just as those High School mean girls and the mean girls at Sugarloaf Mills Mall suffered when I destroyed them. Want to push against me? Go ahead! You will be pushing against an unstoppable force.

The camera person gets an extreme close-up of Bea.

Bea:  Let me enlighten you a bit more Alex. I see you have nice hair and I am sure you are so proud about how it looks and feels. I hope you will enjoy my hairdressing abilities when, during our match, I plan on ripping some of your hair out and changing the color of your remaining hair to blood red. Want to know where I will get the blood red coloring? Your blood. . .that is where it will come from. This is, after all, an EVERYTHING GOES HARDCORE RULES MATCH so all is available for me to do what and when I want to do it.

The camera person maintains their extreme close-up on Bea and we can see her blood vessels bulging, her eyes getting a wild look, and a snarl on her face.

Bea:  Alexandra what do I have in store for you in addition to beating you senseless? Hmmm. . .since you are already a person of low intelligence and even lower common sense. . .everything I do in our match will drive you senseless. Will there be a lot of cuts and bruises administered by me. Yes! Will there be a lot of blood spilled? Yes! Yours! Will there be a lot of pain and suffering for you? Hell yeah! For damn sure! I won’t stop hurting you in our match until you submit, or I knock you unconscious, or the Referee, or those in Management, have had enough of me hurting you that they will stop the match and I get the win over you.

We can tell the camera person is trembling at Bea’s comments as their grasp on the camera is shaking the image. Bea glares into the camera once again.

Bea:  I am done with my comments for your education Alexandra. The remainder of my comments will be dished out upon you during our match. Some will be verbal. . .some will be done with no explanation needed. . .and the rest will be extremely physical. . .extremely and brutally physical! Be ready to take a loss to me as I am damn sure taking the win over you. . .AGAIN!!!

Bea informs the camera person she is going to head back to her hotel and that they can discontinue broadcasting on her. The camera person thanks Bea for the heads up and then they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / WE MEET AGAIN AUSTIN

« on: June 02, 2023, 04:39:20 PM »

WE MEET AGAIN AUSTIN

Narrator:  I’m sure nearly everyone watching today has had runs of successful things in their lives and at other times they have had a run of unsuccessful things happen to them. With that lead-in comment I turn you over to Bill Barnhart to let him fill you in on the details.

The scene changes to a shot of Bill Barnhart standing in front of the wrestling ring where the matches for Sin City Wrestling’s Climax Control 363 will be held at the Tucson Convention Center in Tucson, Arizona. Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans, a black pullover shirt, and black sneakers. We also notice the absence of Bea but we are sure Bill will let us know where Bea and Iris are at this time. The camera person informs Bill they are now live broadcasting and Bill begins his comments while leaning against the ring apron.

PRIOR EVENTS DO NOT DICTATE CURRENT EVENTS

Bill:  Before anyone assumes anything about Bea I want to let you know why Bea is not with me during my comments today which lead up to my match against Austin James Mercer at Climax Control 363. I asked her to take care of Iris while I am at the Tucson Convention Center giving my comments for my upcoming match. Therefore you have to deal with me, and me alone, whether you like it or not.

Bill lets out a laugh.

Bill:  I am sure everyone has experienced the situation that when you are doing something and that something does not work out the way you expected it would turn out. While this happens to you everyone else around you seems to be having success when you are not. If you never had that experience then you are sitting there not having a clue what I am talking about. If you have had that experience then you understand what I am talking about. I will give you a few examples to help you understand and then I will present instances where, after things went well for everyone else except for me, things went well for me at the expense of others.

Bill again lets out a laugh but this time it is louder than his previous laugh.

Bill:  I will give you a few examples that took place in my lifetime that went wrong at first and then turned my way and worked successfully to move me forward. You may not have had the exact same situations happen to you but that does not mean you never had similar situations. Therefore I ask you to take my examples and try to see if any of those examples relate to things that took place in your life. Say you go to a lake or river and you and dozens of other people are fishing. You are all using similar rods, reels, fishing line, and bait, yet everyone else is catching fish and you are not catching anything. As a kid that makes you feel really bad. Even if you are an adult when that happened it still makes you feel bad.

Bill gives a sad look someone would make when they have a bad experience as Bill described.

Bill:  Maybe you were on a Little League Baseball team and all your teammates often get hits while at bat and you either strike out, or you hit the ball and you are thrown out at First Base, or they catch the ball you hit on the fly and you are out. When you are between the age of nine to twelve, and you are in Little League Baseball, and that happens to you, then the teasing and joking about your abilities, that is hard to take.

Bill makes a move like a kid swinging a bat and then getting thrown out at first base or having the ball they hit get caught for an out. Bill also gives a sad face into the camera to show how kids of that age might look in sadness when the experience he mentioned hits them.

Bill:  I will provide one more example so you can hopefully understand my comments. Say you are the legal age to obtain a Driver’s License in your State and you take the Driving Test with the Examiner and you fail to pass as you had too many of what they called infractions so your score was under the passing score. With those three examples on your mind, and yes all three of these things happened to me, let me tell you how each of them turned out for me. The three experiences I will present, where bad situations turned out well for me in the end, are real verified experiences.

Bill holds one finger into the camera to indicate his first example.

Bill:  The fishing incident I mentioned really did happen to me. I would go fishing with my father all the time. On this trip we fished below the dam on a lake. The area below the dam was small and I estimate it was fifty feet wide and twenty feet from where we stood to where the dam was located. I estimate the deepest part of this area below the dam was, at the deepest point, about six feet deep. Most of the places where me and my father fished there were Catfish and Crappie and not much else. This is particularly true fishing at this lake below the dam. When I went fishing with my father we always brought a can of whole kernel corn and put the corn kernels on the hook because we found, in California anyway, Crappie and Catfish often took the whole kernel corn and those were the fish we normally caught and cooked and ate. While we were fishing below the dam a Vietnamese man walked over and asked what I was using for bait so I picked up the can of whole kernel corn and showed it to him. This guy didn’t know me, as this was the first time we met, but there he was giving me a sarcastic look. I remember his comment to this day and that incident happened when I was ten years of age which was twenty-nine years ago. This man laughed at me and called me a f*cking idiot for using whole kernel corn as bait and that I will never catch anything using corn. Ten minutes after the encounter with that jerk I decided to pull my line in to see if I needed to change the bait. Pulling in my line was difficult and I assumed my hook got snagged on a log since there were numerous tree branches in this area below the dam. I kept pulling in my line and then I saw a fin of a fish break the surface of the water. I asked my father to bring our net which was a normal size net that you would use to pick up a Crappie or Catfish. I kept pulling on the line and then we put the net into the water to pick up the fish. At that point we realized that just the head of this fish was bigger than our net so me and my father, and several other fishermen, ran over and pulled this fish out of the water. It was a Carp and this Carp was nearly as long as I was at my age of ten and the fish probably weighed more than I did. After we brought the Carp out of the water the sarcastic asshole man who called me a f*cking idiot for using whole kernel corn as bait walked over. He just looked at me, then at the Carp, then at my can of whole kernel corn, but he said nothing. Then he walked away and out of sight. I asked my father where did the man go and my father replied PROBABLY TO GO TO THE STORE TO PURCHASE A CAN OF WHOLE KERNEL CORN SO HE CAN CATCH A FISH! We both had a great laugh over that. Yes a persistent negative thing turned out to be a great thing for me that day. I also ended up catching lots of fish in my future fishing trips. So I learned to never get disappointed when things don’t go my way. The key is to keep moving forward, never back down, and never give up, and things come around and become positive for you.

Bill holds two fingers into the camera to indicate his second example.

Bill:  My second example of how negative things often come out nicely in the end happened when I was between the ages of nine to twelve years of age. I joined Little League to play baseball. They had two Divisions in the nine to twelve years of age group and I was assigned to the Minor League while most of my friends were immediately assigned to the Major League of the nine to twelve year old division. I wasn’t a great baseball player at that time but I enjoyed the sport of baseball and playing the game. While most of my teammates would get a hit of a Single, Double, Triple, or Home Run, I was only able to get a hit and get on base maybe once out of ten trips to the plate. With that performance I was kept in the Minor League Division for that age group for three years. Then when I turned twelve years of age one of the Major League teams drafted me and I was able to get better, and personalized, instruction from the Manager and Coach. Shortly into that season I started getting on base a lot and I ended up being the player with the most Home Runs in the Major League Division for the nine to twelve year old players. Just another example of how things will work out for you when your time comes. The key is to keep moving forward, never back down, and never give up and things come around and become positive for you.

Bill holds three fingers into the camera to indicate his third and final example.

Bill:  My third example is when we turn legal age to obtain a Driver’s License and end up not getting a passing grade for a period of time. During my first trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles in San Leandro, California, to earn my Driver’s License, I was 16 years of age which was the legal age when you can obtain a Driver’s License in the State of California. The Examiner who was evaluating my driving, to see if I would pass and obtain my Driver’s license, is the one who caused me to fail on my first attempt. What did he do to me to cause me fail? We were driving down the street and I was in my proper lane and I was NOT exceeding the speed limit. The instructor waited until our car was already passing through the intersection and then he gave the instruction to TURN RIGHT AT THE NEXT STREET. I could not just slam on my brakes and turn right since I was already passing the middle of the intersection so I drove to the next street and turned right at that street. The Examiner took ten points off my score. He said I failed to make a right turn when he told me to do so. I argued the point stating had I slammed on my brakes and forced a right turn after I had already passed through the intersection he would have failed me for that. He just gave me an insulting comment and I continued with my driving examination. Then several streets down he gave me the instruction to TURN RIGHT AT THE NEXT STREET but as I was approaching that street I noticed it was a ONE WAY street going to the LEFT and he is instructing me to turn RIGHT into ONE WAY traffic that is flowing to the left. So I had to go to the next street and turn right there and he marked me off another ten points claiming I failed to follow his directions. I asked him what he would have done had I obeyed his instructions to turn RIGHT and then I turn right against ONE WAY traffic flowing against me. He refused to listen to reason so I ended up failing my driving test. My friends ridiculed and teased me but here is the rest of the story. That was when I was sixteen years of age and today I am thirty-nine years of age. That was twenty-three years ago. In that twenty-three years of driving I have never had a speeding ticket, never had a reckless driving ticket, and never had an accident. For a kid who got taken advantage of by the Examiner at the Department of Motor Vehicles in San Leandro, California, having the instructor claim I was a poor driver, I damn sure proved him wrong! The key is to keep moving forward, never back down, and never give up and things come around and become positive for you.

HOW THESE EXAMPLES RELATE TO MY WRESTLING

Bill:  Some of you are probably shaking your heads not understanding what I am talking about and why I am talking about those items. The rest of you get what I said and you fully understand. Please now allow me to give you background of myself against Austin James Mercer in Sin City Wrestling. I have the information on this sheet of paper I have in front of me and I will give you hard truthful facts.

Bill picks up the sheet of paper and he begins reading information from it.

Bill:  My first wrestling match against Austin James Mercer was on June 7, 2020, at Into The Void IX and I lost that match when Mercer pinned me. My second match against Austin James Mercer was on June 6, 2021, at Climax Control 301. This was a Mixed Tag Team match where me and Bea faced off against Mercer and Tempest. Our team lost the match when Tempest pinned Bea. My third match against Austin James Mercer was on June 13, 2021, at Climax Control 302. We were assigned to a Royal Court Jester match where the winner was the wrestler who could remove the Court Jester outfit off of their opponent first. Mercer managed to remove my Court Jester outfit first and I lost the match.

Bill places the sheet of paper he was reading from on the ring apron.

Bill:  I know what a lot of you are thinking. You are thinking that since I am 0-3 against Austin James Mercer that means I will be 0-4 against Mercer when I lose our match at Climax Control 363. Whoa! Not so fast people! Remember the asshole fisherman who called ma a moron for using canned corn to catch fish and then I ended up pulling the largest Carp ever recorded out of that lake? Remember the Little League players, Coaches, and Managers who, for three years, didn’t want to spend time helping me improve in the sport of baseball? Remember that a Coach and Manager in the Major Division took me under their wings and I turned out to be one of the best players in the Major Division for nine to twelve year olds. And what about that asshole Examiner at the Department of Motor Vehicles in San Leandro, California? The one who tried to trick me into doing wrong things while taking my driving test and then when I failed to fall for his tricks he failed me anyway even though I was doing the right thing. Then I spent the next twenty-three years with absolutely no driving infractions or accidents.

Bill winks into the camera.

WHERE DOES ALL THIS LEAD GOING INTO MY MATCH WITH AUSTIN JAMES MERCER?

Bill steps away from standing in front of the wrestling ring and he walks over to the table where the announcers, Jason Adams and Belinda Simone, will be broadcasting the play-by-play on the matches. Bill pulls out one of the chair and he sits down and looks into the camera.

Bill:  Would you like to know something Austin? I get disrespected all the time here in Sin City Wrestling. People claim that although I had great success in Asylum Wrestling Alliance, and then another Wrestling Federation before coming to Sin City Wrestling when that other Wrestling Federation closed their doors, that I am lame and haven’t yet accomplished much. The items people bring up do not include everything as these people just pick and choose what they want to believe and then they present only that information while leaving out my successes. The main thing they bring up is that me and Bea earned the Mixed Tag Team Championship and then ended up losing it two weeks later. Nobody seems to want to bring up that of my three Championship reigns in Sin City Wrestling I was Roulette Champion twice and for long period of time. People need to present all the information or they need to shut the hell up!

Bill picks up a sheet of paper and then he looks into the camera to continue with his comments.

Bill:  Austin, unlike you, and nearly everyone else in Sin City Wrestling, I tell the truth and provide as much truthful information to present as I can. You and others seem to get enjoyment out of telling the world that during my time in Sin City Wrestling I’ve only been a Champion three times and one of those times was around two weeks in length. But what about you Mercer? Do you honestly feel you have the right to brag and disrespect me about the number of Championships I have held and the length of time I held them? You do think you have that right? Seriously? Well if that is the case let me present some things for your education and to enlighten those watching my presentation today. I have been Roulette Champion twice. My first reign lasted six months and my second reign lasted three months. Then I held the Mixed Tag Team Championship with Bea for two weeks. Pathetic you claim? Shall we review your Championship reigns Austin? From what I was able to find it appears that you held the Heavyweight Championship one time for a period of five months which I commend you for accomplishing. I also see you held the Mixed Tag Team Championship, that by the way you won from me and Bea, for a period of five months and I also commend you for that. But then the zinger comes flying at you when you held the Internet Championship for about a week before losing it. Why do you feel you have the right to disrespect me when my Championship history and length of time as a Champion is the same as yours? Three Championships. . .three reigns of around the same length of time. . .so I have proven again that things are not always the way you want people to perceive those things. When people state to the world that they are presenting the truth and facts, but then they present only the pieces of information that they feel makes them look better and their opponents look worse, all they are doing is making themselves look bad.

Bill places the paper on top of the desk then he leans back in the chair and looks intently into the camera.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill again raises one finger into the air.

Bill:  First of all, Austin, what in the world do we have here? We have you, a wrestler who brags about all your accomplishments but when you stack up our accomplishments next to each other you find the truth is that both of us have the same number of Championships and for around the same amount of time holding those championships. So where is your thought process that you feel you can disrespect me when our accomplishments are similar and nearly equal in time? I don’t have to stand in front of a camera, or a crowd of people, and brag about myself, or my wrestling abilities, or my accomplishments in the wrestling ring, because my accomplishments speak on their own.

Bill now raises two fingers into the air.

Bill:  Austin I want you to ask yourself some questions. Did you have, like I have had, Satan come after you, for ten years in a row, to try to win your soul from you for eternity as he tried with me? No you did not! Were you able to defeat Satan at his every attempt to the point that you got him to make an agreement that if he could not earn my soul on the last attempt he tried that he would be banned from eternity from ever challenging me for my soul again? No you did not! But I damn sure did! And Satan is being held to his agreement and he will never be allowed to challenge me for my soul again! Did you have an evil and demonic step-brother, named Chris Shipman, who was responsible for the death of our sister, make a vow that he would kill me because he served time in Prison for killing our sister? No, Mercer, you never had that either! But here I am! I am still here! I am still alive! Satan is banned from ever challenging me for my soul again for eternity and Chris Shipman disappeared off the face of the Earth never to be heard from again! I accomplished all of that and a hell of a lot more! Then when you compare my accomplishments, and my ability to fend off evil then everyone, including you, realize that I am more than a mere wrestler you think you can push around. You may think you are a gift to the sport of Wrestling but, Mercer, I see you as a rotting bag of trash in the sport of Wrestling and you need to be taken out and thrown in the city dump.

Bill shows three fingers into the camera.

Bill:  I have an idea what you might be thinking Austin. You probably think that if you hire a bunch of your friends to attack me that I will not be able to perform well in our match. Maybe you think if you have your friends run-in on our match while our match is in progress and attack me during our match that I will not be able to perform well in our match. If you feel the need to cheat, violate the rules, perpetrate attacks, and do other things which violate the rules of Wrestling, and the rules that Sin City Wrestling Management has in place, then you will feel my wrath, you will lose our match, and you will most likely be fined and then fired from Sin City Wrestling.

The camera person gets an extreme close-up of Bill.

Bill:  What is it going to be Austin? Are you coming into our match as an honest wrestler who abides by the rules, does not purchase attacks on others, and takes the match as it comes. . .or are you coming into our match as a dishonest wrestler, who violates the rules, and purchases attacks on others, and then gets fired from the Federation? The ball is in your hands Austin. Do you take a shot at trying to score a Touchdown or do you take a few steps and fumble the football and the opposing team scores a Touchdown and wins the game? Make the right decision, Austin, as you have to live with the results of your decision for the rest of your life.

Bill tells the camera person that he is done presenting his comments. Bill then flashes a huge grin into the camera and then the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / WE WILL BECOME MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AGAIN

« on: May 26, 2023, 07:18:38 PM »

*Me and the handler of opponents agreed to one combined promo each for this match*

WE WILL BECOME MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AGAIN

Narrator:  Woo hoo! Sin City Wrestling Management has reinstated the Mixed Tag Team Division and the first Mixed Tag Team match in this new cycle pits Bill and Bea Barnhart against Alexander Raven and Luna Vanity. Bill and Bea made a promise that when Sin City Wrestling reinstates the Mixed Tag Team Division that they will again become the Mixed Tag Team Champions.

BILL AND BEA TAKE IRIS FOR A WALK IN IDLEWILD PARK

The scene shifts to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, taking a walk in a park. We notice that it is Bill who is holding onto the leash that is attached to the harness or Iris. We are not sure which park they are in or where the park is located but we are sure Bill and Bea will inform us. Bill and Bea look up and see the camera person who is assigned to them and the camera person lets Bill and Bea know they are live broadcasting.

Bea:  We wish to thank Sin City Wrestling for providing a camera person to follow us around and broadcast what we are doing and to broadcast our comments leading up to our Mixed Tag Team match against Luna Vanity and Alexander Raven.

Bill:  As you can see I am the one holding onto the leash attached to the harness of Iris. She likes walking with Daddy Bill more than she does when Mommy Bea walks her.

Bea glares at Bill over that comment.

Bea:  Iris is just playing you Bill. She also enjoys when she walks alone with me. Iris knows not to show her loyalty and love to me.

Bill bursts out laughing at the comments of Bea.

Bill:  You know I am only teasing you Bea. I want to let the viewers know where we are at in this park. We are in Reno, Nevada, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 362 at the Reno Events Center and we are in Idlewild Park. I will give you more information on the park shortly. At Climax Control 362 me and Bea are in a Mixed Tag Team match where we face off against the Mixed Tag Team of Alexander Raven and Luna Vanity.

Bea:  Sin City Wrestling saw there was interest from the Roster to reinstate the Mixed Tag Team Division and they have scheduled Mixed Tag Team matches leading up to the final Mixed Tag Team match where the new Mixed Tag Team Champions will be crowned. Me and Bill were Mixed Tag Team Champions so this is not a new adventure for us. I assure you that we will become the next Mixed Tag Team Champions and hold the distinction of being two-time Mixed Tag Team Champions.

Bill:  You can tell that Bea is excited for this opportunity to obtain the Mixed Tag Team Championship again. To continue with my initial comments I already told you we are in Reno, Nevada, and we are taking Iris for a walk in Idlewild Park. This park is located about one mile from the Reno Events Center and about the same distance from the hotel we chose to stay at for Climax Control 362. This park is very nice with many things to do and it has two duck ponds which causes Iris to be stupid and try to chase the ducks. I assure you that Iris has as no chance of catching Ducks which is the same amount of chance Alexander Raven and Luna Vanity have of defeating us in our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.

Bea:  When the camera person showed up we had already been walking for about thirty minutes in Idlewild Park so we will be returning shortly to our hotel room where we will relax and present the remainder of our comments for our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match from our hotel room.

We hear Ducks quacking and this causes Iris to do an impersonation of Dug the Dog from the movie UP by forgetting everything and focus on the Ducks. Of course Dug the Dog would do this when Squirrels ran by and he would yell out SQUIRREL!!! But in this case the poor little brain of Iris the English Bulldog can only scream out DUCKS!!! and she takes off in a full run to try to grab the Ducks but Bill has a firm grasp on her and she cannot escape his grasp.

Bill:  I think Iris is related to Dug the Dog from the movie UP! Har har har! If I had let go of the leash of Iris she would have charged those Ducks and with Iris being a chubby and clumsy English Bulldog she would have failed to catch them and she probably would have fallen face-first into the pond. Har har har!!! Iris you are a silly dog!

Iris takes offense at Daddy Bill calling her a silly dog so she glares as him and gives him a snort.

Iris:  *SNORT!!!*

Bea:  We will head back to our hotel now and continue our comments from there. The camera person has informed us that they have to cut their camera feed but they will call into the Network to continue broadcasting once they get set up in our hotel room. See you all in a bit.

BACK AT THE HOTEL ROOM OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART

The camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark. About thirty minutes pass and when the camera person is set up and calls into the Network they begin live broadcasting again. We get a shot of Bill and Bea and Iris sitting on the couch and Bill and Bea continue their comments concerning their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.

WE WILL BECOME THE NEXT SIN CITY WRESTLING MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

Bea:  We wish to thank you for staying with us while we present comments concerning our Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 362. We have numerous items we wish to present and we will start off with information concerning my history against Luna Vanity and Bill’s history against Alexander Raven as this information will help you understand all our other comments leading up to our match.

Bill:  Bea I want you to go first as my history with Alexander Raven is a bit longer to present.

Bea:  Thank you Bill. I do not have any history in the wrestling ring against Luna Vanity. However I feel the need to comment on something she did during one of my matches so you will better understand why I want to beat her ass big time. The incident happened during my match against Alexandra Callaway at Climax Control 358 on April 9, 2023. Although I defeated Alexandra Callaway by submission by using my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold my win was tainted by an unexpected appearance by Luna Vanity during my match. What happened is that Luna decided to come out of the backstage area and stand on the landing watching our match. I believe Luna might have had a feud going with Alexandra Callaway so her sudden appearance caused Alexandra Callaway to get distracted by Luna. She looked up at Luna Vanity on the entrance area landing and that’s when I took advantage of her distraction and used my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold on her for the win. Although my win was legal and valid the antics of Luna caused some of the fans and other wrestlers to doubt if I would have been able to defeat Alexandra Callaway on that day. Well, Luna, you are going to find out that my win over Alexandra Callaway was legitimate and that I will most likely turn your lights out with my Sleeper Hold to win our upcoming match. I will make you sorry you made an appearance during my match on that date!

We see Bill Barnhart and Iris the Bulldog roll their eyes at that last comment by Bea.

Bill:  Oh my! I feel sorry for Luna Vanity! When Bea gets ticked off there is always hell to pay! Trust me that both myself and Iris know well the wrath of Bea when we have ticked her off!

Bill and Iris glance at Bea and Bea is giving them the evil look and then Bea busts out in loud laughter.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! The look on your faces is priceless!!! That’s the look I am expecting to get when I defeat Luna Vanity and we win the match against her and Alexander Raven.

Bill:  Now it is time for me to give my history against Alexander Raven. I had four matches which involved Alexander Raven. The first was on March 20, 2022, at Blaze of Glory X. I defeated Alexander Raven in a Thumbtacks match when I slammed him into a pile of thumbtacks. That put me 1-0 over Raven. Our next encounter was on July 10, 2022, at Summer XXXTreme X. That was a Four Way Roulette Championship match involving myself, Alexander Raven, Fin Whelan, and Miles Kasey. Fin and Miles were eliminated and the match came down to Raven and myself. I got eliminated by Alexander Raven and he retained the Roulette Championship. That evened up me and Raven at 1-1. The third match we had against each other was July 24, 2022, at Climax Control 336. It was also a Roulette Championship match against Raven and he pinned me to retain the Roulette Championship. That put me at 1-2 against Alexander Raven. The fourth match I had with Alexander Raven was on April 16, 2023 at Climax Control 359. It was a Dog Collar Match, which is one of my specialties, but it was Raven who got the win over me to put me at 1-3 against him.

Bea:  Stuff happens in the sport of Wrestling and nobody can win all the time. You will give Raven payback when we defeat him and Luna and move on in our quest to become Mixed Tax Team Champions again.

HOW BILL AND BEA BARNHART ARE THINKING AS THEY ENTER THIS MATCH

Bill:  For the benefit of Alexander Raven and Luna Vanity, and the people watching our presentation today, me and Bea will comment on various items that are factors in this Mixed Tag Team match. Bea I will allow you to start the comments.

Bea:  Me and Bill are, as we already mentioned, are former Mixed Tag Team Champions. We obtained the Mixed Tag Team Championship on on May 23, 2021, at Into The Void X when we faced the reigning Champions Teddy Warren and Kate Steel-Warren. We won the match, and the Mixed Tag Team Championship, when I pinned Kate Steel-Warren with a Crucifix Pin. Then we defended the Mixed Tag Team Championship against the team of Austin James Mercer and Tempest on June 6, 2021, at Climax Control 301. Unfortunately we lost the Mixed Tag Team Championship when Tempest pinned Me. Although it was a short Championship run for me and Bill we had fun and enjoyed being Mixed Tag Team Champions and we plan on earning the Mixed Tag Team Championship soon. Your turn Bill.

Bill:  Myself and Bea have mentioned, on many occasions, that most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are only focused on obtaining Championships. Although it is nice to be accomplished and obtain Championships that is not what being in the sport of Wrestling is about. You are getting paid to entertain and thrill the fans who pay a lot of money to come to our events, or pay to watch them on television, and you need to focus on what you are getting paid for. I have held the Roulette Championship twice and the Mixed Tag Team Championship once and Bea has held the Mixed Tag Team Championship as my tag partner. It seems that you all, week after week after week, can only focus on what we have not yet accomplished than for you to focus on all the things you fail to do to earn your paychecks and the support of the fans. Will I become Internet and World Champion one day? Of course! Will Bea become Internet Champion, Roulette Champion, and World Champion one day? Of course! When you only focus on obtaining Championships you lose your focus and fail to accomplish what you need to accomplish because you distracted yourself during those matches. Then if by some chance you obtain a Championship you again forget what you are here for and lose the Championship in a short period of time.

Bea:  I take crap talk from most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling simply because I haven’t obtained as many wins and Championships as they have. If any of you think that earning Championships is the only reason you are in the sport of wrestling then I suggest you get the hell out of the sport and take up some other line of work. I do not tolerate your smack talk, your insults, and your crude jokes, just because your own opinion of yourself is all you pay attention to. For you, Luna, I want to be the one to get the pin or submission on you to win our Mixed Tag Team match. That would not only prove I am better than you in the wrestling ring it will also prove that you are way less than you think you are.

Bill gives a thumbs up on Bea’s comment.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  I now wish to present comments for everyone in Sin City Wrestling, mostly those who have a way higher opinion of themselves than others have for them, to knock their arrogant asses down several pegs. Pay attention because I’m talking about nearly everyone on the Sin City Wrestling Roster. You want to know something? You can name any type of match in the history of the sport of Wrestling and I’ve been in that type of match and I won more than I lost. I equate it to the following. Some people will take a hike in the lowlands and come to a river, lake, or swamp and chicken out and turn around go another way. When asked why they did that they claim that there could be Alligators or Snakes in the water and they didn’t want to take a chance of getting hurt. What about ME you are asking? That’s a whole different story! When I come upon a river, lake, or swamp, in an area known to have Alligators and Snakes I will wade into the water to get to the other side. If the water is too deep to wade through then I will swim when the water is deeper. What if I am confronted by an Alligator or a Snake? I would attack them first and knock them out and when I got to the other side of the river or lake I would have a meal of Alligator and Snake then continue my trek. Simply put I am not afraid of anything or anyone on the planet! Same goes with my wrestling career. I’m not afraid of any type of opponent or any type of match or matches that have weapons involved. You don’t have to believe me now but after I whup the crap out of you then you will become a believer.

Bea:  So our thinking going into this Mixed Tag Team match, that will propel us forward toward the Mixed Tag Team Championship match, is that we are in this match to win it. . .we are not here to take prisoners. . .we are not here to lose the match. . .we are not here to have a tea party with you two. . .we are here to walk into the match. . .beat you two down. . .pin you or make you submit. . .and we walk away as the winners of this match. If you do not like that concept then please stay locked in your dressing room and do not even bother to come to the ring for our match.

Bill:  Damn Bea! You on the verbal ass kicking tour today!

Bea:  Yep! And if Alexander Raven and Luna Vanity show up and actually have the courage to step into the ring with us it will turn into me changing from giving them a verbal ass kicking to a physical one!

Bill:  Well there you have it. Me and Bea have spoken what needed to be spoken. Tune in on Sunday, May 28, 2023, for Climax Control 362 and watch me and Bea perform wrestling magic for you.

Bea informs the camera person that they are done with their comments for their upcoming match. The camera person calls into the Network asking them what they want them to do. They are told to cut their camera feed and after they do the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / Sal Who?

« on: May 19, 2023, 06:33:18 PM »

SAL WHO? DOESN’T MATTER AS SAL DARIUS WON’T BE HEARD FROM AGAIN AFTER OUR MATCH

Narrator:  After Into The Void XII where Bill Barnhart was runner up in the Roulette Championship Ladder Match he now struts into Climax Control 361 to face off against Sal Darius. I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, where he and Bea and their English Bulldog are staying during Climax Control 361.

The scene shifts to the Gold Coast Casino where Sin City Wrestling is holding their event Climax Control 361 where Bill Barnhart faces off against someone named Sal Darius. We see Bill and Bea in a restaurant in the venue and they’re sitting at a table having breakfast. Their English Bulldog, Iris, is not with them as she is not allowed in the restaurant so they left her in their hotel room and they will bring food for her when they are done today. The camera person attending to Bill Barnhart tells Bill and Bea they are going live broadcasting so Bill and Bea get ready to present comments for Bill’s match.

FUNDRAISING EVENT TO BENEFIT CHILDREN’S HEALTHCARE OF ATLANTA

Bill:  We arrived in Las Vegas the other day and I held one of our fundraising events where we raise money to donate to Children’s Healthcare Of Atlanta in Georgia. These fundraising events always pits me against Iris in various contests. Regardless of which of us wins the competition all the money raised is donated to Children’s Healthcare Of Atlanta. What me and Iris are really shooting for is the bragging rights over the other until the next fundraising event.

Bea:  The previously completed fundraising competitions between Bill and Iris included a Pizza Eating Contest which Bill won. Another fundraising competition between them was a Lasagna Eating Contest and Iris won that one. The next fundraising competition was a Farting Contest which Iris won. Although Bill is known for letting loose some of the most noxious farts known to mankind Iris out-did Daddy Bill on that day so she was one-up on Daddy Bill. This recent contest was a Burping Contest between Bill and Iris. Of course Iris wanted the win so she would be up on Daddy Bill 3-1 and Bill, of course, wanted to win this one to make it even at 2-2.

Bill and Bea pause to eat some of their food before continuing.

Bill:  Iris has, in the past, won a Burping Contest over me but let’s be honest here and let everyone know that I can let loose burps that can knock cars off the road, and trains off their tracks, and occasionally I have knocked small airplanes out of the sky. So when we started this recent Burping Contest I knew I was going to slam dunk Iris and walk away with the win which tied us as 2-2 so we will have to do a tie-breaker in the near future.

Bea:  We had great attendance from the fans when we held this Burping Contest between Bill and Iris. We held it in the parking lot to ensure when the two of them let loose with loud booming burps that they wouldn’t likely set off the sprinkler or fire alarm system inside the arena. How do we rate these burps? Good question. We have professionals in the area of sound and they have numerous microphones set up around where Bill and Iris drink huge amounts of various carbonated drinks then let go with their burps. The winner isn’t the one who lets out the loudest burp even though volume is one of the criteria. There are also factors involved in the judging including the duration of the burps and the smell emanating from Bill and Iris as they both end up drinking a large amount of carbonated drinks.

Bill and Bea continue eating more of their food and they are nearly done with their meal.

Bill:  Bea started the timer, which had a 15 minute time limit, and me and Iris took off downing various carbonated drinks. I went directly for some 2 Liter bottles Coke, 7-Up, and Doctor Pepper, while Iris decided to work on Seltzer Water, Mr. Pibb, and Lemon-Lime soda. Iris let out a few loud, but not very noxious, burps while I was able to let out some extremely loud and foul-smelling burps that had some of the people in attendance passing out. I saw that Iris was getting desperate and when she went for a bottle of Grapefruit soda I knew she had just lost the event to me. Iris desperately downed the entire 2 Liter bottle of Grapefruit soda and she ended up puking it all out instead of letting out a loud burp. Knowing I had the Burping Contest won I decided to celebrate by downing one last 2 Liter bottle of Doctor Pepper and I let out an extremely loud roaring and stinky burp that knocked a few people unconscious at the event and blew out a few car windows. All Iris could do was lower her head to the ground in a sign of submission and defeat.

Bea:  So with Bill’s win he tied Iris at 2-2 and we’ll be having a tie-breaker event in the near fugure to raise funds for Children’s Healthcare Of Atlanta. We don’t want to repeat the Pizza or Lasagna eating competition and we don’t want to repeat the farting or burping competition. We’ll try to come up with something that both Bill and Iris will feel comfortable with while at the same time making both of them nervous. I will let you know when I come up with something for them.

Bill and Bea finish their breakfast and then they ask their server to bring the breakfast items they ordered to bring to Iris in their room. The server brings the items for Iris to their table and Bea pays for the meals and then Bill and Bea stand up from the table and start walking to return to their hotel room.

SAL WHO? DOESN’T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS AS SAL DARIUS WON’T BE HEARD FROM AGAIN AFTER OUR MATCH

Bill and Bea have returned to their hotel room along with the assigned camera person to present comments on Bill’s upcoming match and to present to the viewers what they say and do. As soon as they walk into the room and Iris smells the food they brought for her Iris gets so excited that she is barking and spinning around and bumping into the furniture. Bill and Bea place the food on the dining table as they try to calm Iris down. The camera person is getting all this action and we are sure the viewers are amused.

Bill:  Calm down Iris! Yes we have food for you from the restaurant but you need to relax and wait until we can get the food into your food dish for you to eat.

Bea:  Iris we brought you the same breakfast items we ate in the restaurant. As soon as I get items prepared for you then I will have you eat. I’m sure you will sleep it off after your meal which is fine with us as we need to have Daddy Bill air his comments for his upcoming match against Sal Darius.

Bill:  Sal who?

Bea:  Ha ha ha! Okay Iris here’s your food. . .enjoy! Now, Bill, we need to get your comments for your upcoming match aired. Are you ready to verbally kick ass on your opponent?

Bill:  I’m always ready to kick ass on opponents, both verbally and physically, so let’s do this!

While Iris hangs out in the Kitchen area eating her food Bill and Bea sit on the couch to present comments for Bill’s upcoming match against Sal Darius.

Bill:  Sal let me start with an introduction of what you’re facing when you step into the wrestling ring with me. You have heard the saying people use that they HAVE BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT right? Well that’s the perfect definition of me. There isn’t anything in the sport of wrestling that I dealt with but wasn’t able to overcome. You can name any type of match, any type of weapons involved in those matches, and the violence that was inflicted upon me, and what violence I inflicted on opponents. The bottom line is that regardless of what opponents did to me, whether it was inside the ring, or attacks made on me outside of the ring, or on my way to the ring, or in my dressing room, I survived, I’m still here, and I’m still kicking ass! This Sunday it is your ass that is getting kicked by me!

Bea:  Look at what Bill endured recently. He got attacked during a match and yet he was ready to go when Management assigned him as Guest Referee for a Hardcore Rules Roulette Rules Match. The participants in that match had to use staple guns as the weapons required in that match. They decided it would be amusing to not only shoot their opponents with staples but they shot staples into Bill also. You would think attacking the assigned Referee in the match would be illegal but everyone let is slide without punishment.

Bill:  Even with those two matches and the attacks made on me I was assigned to a Four-Way Roulette Championship match at Into The Void XII for the vacated Roulette Championship. Before you start running your mouth and only make the comment that I did not win that match let me tell you, and everyone else watching, the entire story. The match consisted of Malachi, Peter Vaughn, Godly Ken Davison, and me. Who were the last two wrestlers on top of the ladder to remove the Roulette Championship off the hook for the win? Was one of those two wrestlers Ken Davison? No! Was one of those two wrestlers Malachi? No! The last two wrestlers trying to remove the Roulette Championship from the hook was Peter Vaughn and me. Did you even watch that match Sal? Did you take note that I had the other three wrestlers disabled and I climbed up the ladder and was at the top reaching up to try to grab onto the Roulette Championship to become a three-time Roulette Champion. Since the ladder was banged up during our match it wasn’t as stable as those of us in the match wanted it to be. As I was balancing myself at the top of the ladder so I could reach up and grab the Roulette Championship that delay allowed Peter Vaughn to climb the ladder and reach the level where I was located. He managed to knock me loose from the ladder then he grabbed the Roulette Championship and became Roulette Champion. I was NOT over-powered in that match and I kept going no matter what took place and it was just one of those things that happens in Ladder Matches and it wasn’t my night to become a three-time Roulette Champion.

Bea:  Well, Sal, there you have it! What did we give you? The truth. . .the whole truth. . .and nothing but the truth! Want to know what else is the truth. . .the whole truth. . .and nothing but the truth? Bill is going to destroy you so badly in your match that you are likely to go into retirement rather than remain in the sport of wrestling and continue getting hurt. Enjoy things while you can, Sal, as you won’t have much enjoyment remaining in your life after Bill disposes of you.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Sal I wish to close with comments that might help you realize what a horrible thing you received when you were assigned to this match against me at Climax Control 361. I will give you information on things that have happened to me while driving around the Lawrenceville, Georgia, area bringing Iris to various parks for walks. Many times while driving Iris to parks for walks there are moron drivers who are in a hurry, or just not paying attention, and I always have incidents where another driver tailgates me and nearly runs into the back of my Hyundai Santa Fe, or they swerve over the center line and nearly hit my SUV head-on. Fortunately I’m an extremely alert driver so I’m able to avoid being hit by other vehicles. Keeping alert and avoiding accidents while driving relates perfectly with my wrestling.

Bill grins into the camera.

Bill:  Using the incidents while I am driving I will let you know how they benefit me in the wrestling ring. Opponents try to hit me head-on but I’m able to avoid their attempted hits. Opponents try to blind-side me from the side or from behind but I feel them there and I’m able to counter what they attempt. You see, Sal, my opponents try so damn hard to attack me, especially when they think I’m not aware of where the are located, because they are not aware that I know where they are, and I quickly counter their pathetic attempts and slam dunk them. Try all you want to Sal. Try everything you think might work against me. All you will do is fail. I’m planning on beating you down so hard that you’ll go into retirement after our match. Don’t believe me Sal? You’ll believe me this Sunday when I soundly destroy you in our match.

Bill appears to be ready to inform the camera person that he is done with his comments for today but he stops to provide one additional closing comment.

Bill:  Sal one of my favorite shows on television was Futurama and my favorite character in Futurama was Bender the Robot. In closing I will have the Network put up a graphic of Bender the Robot uttering one of his classic catchphrases which is what I utter to you now, Sal, as my closing comment at you and that catchphrase is:  BITE MY SHINEY METAL ASS! See you on Sunday LOSER!!!

After Bill utters his closing comments for today the Network puts up the graphic of Bender the Robot from Futurama.

After the graphic has been on the screen long enough for viewers to fully take note of it the graphic goes off the screen and then the screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: MALACHI v BULLDOG v PETER VAUGHN v GODLY KEN - VACANT ROULETTE TITLE

« on: May 02, 2023, 02:03:48 PM »

THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS GOING MY WAY AND NOT A FOUR WAY

Narrator:  Bill, along with his wife Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, are in London for Into The Void XII. Bill said he is making his Roulette Championship match to be his way which means he is winning the match and becoming a three-time Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling.

MY WAY. . .NOT A FOUR WAY

The scene changes to the hotel room where Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, are staying during Into The Void XII, We see Bill and Iris sitting on the couch and we see Bea in the background going back and forth in the room taking care of some things.

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today. I wish to present comments on my Roulette Championship match at Into The Void XII which takes place this Sunday. There are four of us assigned to this match and the winner earns the Roulette Championship which was vacated by Goth. In addition to me being in the match the other wrestlers assigned to the match are Malachi, Peter Vaughn, and Godly Ken Davison. Wrestlers assigned to matches normally brag how great they are, or they rely on quoting previous history in the ring against their current opponents, or they just flat out talk smack because they have nothing useful to say. Before you get all uppity and denounce me for saying that about Malachi, Peter Vaughn, and Kan Davison, let me stop you.

Bill stops talking for a few moments then he continues.

Bill:  What I did do was to list all the matches I’ve had with each of my three opponents and the outcomes of those matches. Then I went on to explain why I am coming into this Roulette Championship match to win it and walk away as a three-time Roulette Champion. That is not talking smack. That is not bragging. I simply told the truth while my opponents were in front of the camera spewing forth lies.

Bill pauses his comments so he can pet Iris who enjoys the petting then he continues with his comments.

Bill:  Our match is a four-way match and it is for the vacated Roulette Championship. I do not care where the Roulette Wheel lands or what type of match, or the rules, or lack of rules, that the spot stipulates for our match. The bottom line in our match is who can get the win first under the rules and stipulations of the match. Another thing most wrestlers do in multi-wrestler matches is they try to do too much, too soon, and that usually fails. In a multi-wrestler match like we are having on Sunday if you try to focus on everyone at the same time you most likely will fail. If you focus on one wrestler at a time and disable them you then leave yourself with less wrestlers to deal with.

IT COMES DOWN TO THIS

Bill:  I do not look at matches like this as ME against three other wrestlers at the same time. I look at matches like this as ME against one wrestler at a time where you go into your match and disable one opponent at a time until you have one left that you defeat for the win. It comes down to this. . .THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS GOING MY WAY AND NOT A FOUR WAY which means four wrestlers enter the ring as contenders and only I leave the match as the winner. See you three losers on Sunday!

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person cuts his camera feed and the Network returns to the programming normally scheduled for this time slot.

51

Supercard Archives / Re: EILEY v BEA B ARNHART

« on: May 02, 2023, 02:01:29 PM »

THIS WILL BE A DEBUT LOSS FOR EILEY

Narrator:  Greetings from London! Bea Barnhart asked me to relay to Eiley, in my opening comments, that she will be taking a major loss to Bea in her debut match in Sin City Wrestling. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

The scene cuts to a shot of Bea Barnhart and it appears she is located in the backstage area of the Copper Box Arena. She is casually dressed in blue jeans, a white pullover shirt, and white sneakers. We notice a camera person standing in front of Bea with their camera focused on her.

THIS WILL BE A DEBUT LOSS FOR EILEY

Bea:  Good day to everyone. . .except for Eiley of course as she is a pathetic wannabe in the sport of wrestling. . .and thanks for tuning in as I have some comments I wish to make before Into The Void XII on Sunday.

Bea flashes a smile into the camera.

Bea:  This match is the debut match for Eiley in Sin City Wrestling. This match is also the debut loss for Eiley in Sin City Wrestling. Yes. . .it doesn’t get any more simple than that.

Bea lets out a laugh.

Bea:  Now, Eiley, I know you think your shit don’t stink but I know otherwise. Since your arrival in Sin City Wrestling I have heard comments from the other Bombshells that when you are in your dressing room taking a dump they watch in amusement as the ants and roaches in your dressing room pass out from the stench.

Bea busts out in laughter again.

Bea:  I do not care who it was who put in a good word for you to Management and begged them to hire you into Sin City Wrestling. It does not mater who it was, or what they said, but the way I see how things went down I am sure Management was hesitant at first until your friend begged them to hire you. Well so be it the deed is done now.

Bea gives a mean look into the camera.

Bea:  Eiley I will win our match and you will lose our match to me. I am not coming into our match just to pin you. I am coming into our match to dish out pain and make you submit to me. I have submission holds that will amuse the fans and will make you cower in fear. See you on Sunday!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments and as Bea turns to walk down the hallway the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: MALACHI v BULLDOG v PETER VAUGHN v GODLY KEN - VACANT ROULETTE TITLE

« on: April 28, 2023, 09:07:09 AM »

I AM RECLAIMING THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bill is at home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, along with Bea and Iris, and they are taking care of things before traveling to London for Into The Void XII. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

AT HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

The scene shifts to the home of Bill Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bill and Bea and Iris returned to Lawrenceville to spend a week taking care of things around their house before traveling to London for Into The Void XII. The scene switches to the backyard at the home of Bill and Bea and we see Bill doing stuff like checking the plants, pulling weeds, and making sure the stinky farts of Iris don’t kill any of the plants or trees in the yard. As the camera pans around the backyard we get a quick glance of Bea who is also in the backyard with Bill and Iris. Bill looks into the camera and launches into his comments for his upcoming match.

Bill:  We returned from the current tour to spend a week at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We wanted to take care of some things instead of letting everything fall on the shoulders of our neighbor Andrew. Not a lot of things to fix which is a blessing but the house needs a general cleaning inside and out. When this week is up me and Bea and Iris will travel to London to be ready for Into The Void XII. Bea has a match against a new member on the Roster Eiley and I have been assigned in a Four Way Roulette Championship match against Malachi, Peter Vaughn, and Godly Ken Davison for a change to earn the Roulette Championship which was vacated by Goth recently.

WHAT MY OPPONENTS ARE LIKE

Bill:  I wish to present some items for you to help you understand how I see Malachi, Peter Vaughn, and Godley Ken Davison in our upcoming match. I will start with the history I have with each of them.

Bill pulls out a sheet of paper.

Bill:  I will start with you Malachi? No I am not starting with you for any other reason except your name comes first on the Card for Into The Void XII where our names are listed as participants in this match. Between us we have an interesting history in wrestling matches and I will run them down for everyone. Our first match was on July 6, 2020, at Climax Control 273. It was a Mixed Tag Team match and you and Bella Madison got the win in the match when Bella made Bea submit. The second match we had against each other was on August 29, 2021, at Climax Control 310. We ended up with a Draw due to both of us being counted out of the ring. Therefore there is no win or loss for either of us from that match. Our third match together was on April 2, 2023, at Climax Control 357 where you obtained a win over me by pinfall. That leaves it between me and you at you have one win, we both have one draw, and the Mixed Tag Team match, although it counts as a win for your Mixed Tag Team it was not a direct win by you over me with a pinfall or submission over me.

Bill waves the paper around.

Bill:  The next wrestler I will talk about is Peter Vaughn. We have no history in matches against each other as this match at Into The Void XII will be the first time we are in a match against each other.

Bill waves the paper in the air again.

Bill:  The other wrestler in our match is Godly Ken Davison. Our match was a Tag Team match where you and your tag team partner Mac Bane took on me and Senor Vinnie. Their team got the win when Mac Bane pinned me. Therefore, Ken, you do not have the win over me directly such as you getting the pin or submission on me as it was Mac who got that on me.

Bill balls up the sheet of paper and tosses it into a trash can.

Bill:  Do I fear any of you in this match? Nope! Do I feel we all have an equal chance of winning this match? Yep! Do I honestly believe I will win this match and become a three-time Roulette Champion? Yes I do!

Bill flashes a huge grin.

THE STRATEGY AND THE ANALOGY

Bill:  Perhaps the three of you are planning on using the strategy of wearing down a specific wrestler to the point where wear that wrestler out and then you can start wearing down the other two wrestlers until you gain an advantage. Just like when Bullwinkle Moose told Rocky the Flying Squirrel that he was going to pull a rabbit out of his hat in a magic trick that Rocky exclaimed BUT THAT TRICK NEVER WORKS so I say to you three THAT TRICK NEVER WORKS! So if that strategy fails the majority of the time why are you three wasting your time even thinking of doing that? What is my strategy you three are asking? That is an easy one to respond to. I am coming into our match to be very agile and quick to be all around the ring at all times while you three have your heads spinning trying to figure out where I went and where I will show up again. Having the three of you confused of where I will pop up next, and what attack I will perpetrate, will wear you down more than any amount of beating I could place upon you. Keep that mental image available and review it over and over and over again but still you three will not be able to keep up with me and I will win and walk away a three-time Roulette Champion!

Bill again shoots a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Recently I went to WalMart near our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to purchase a basic can opener since my previous broke. In WalMart there are so many aisles that none of the shoppers know where most of the items might be located. So I walked over to the Customer Service counter and asked the woman manning the Customer Service counter WHERE ARE CAN OPENERS LOCATED? She looked at me like I was an alien from another planet. She asked WHAT? and I again repeated WHERE ARE THE CAN OPENERS LOCATED? And she replied WHAT IS A CAN OPENER? Seriously she asked me that and then she asked what a can opener is for. I told her SAY YOU HAVE A CAN OF CORN OR SOUP AND IT DOES NOT HAVE A PULL-OFF TOP SO THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET THE INGREDIENTS OUT OF THE CAN IS TO CUT THE LID OF THE CAN OFF. At that point the woman goes OHHHHH…OKAY…THEY ARE ON THE BAKING AISLE WHICH IS AISLE 11. How in Hell does she work at WalMart and she doesn’t even know what a can opener is or which aisle it would be located on? I guess she must stomp on cans at her home to open them so she can get the ingredients out if she doesn’t know what a can opener is. And to think these WalMart employees want pay increases when they don’t even know what a can opener is.

Bill strikes a post that his opponents may not understand the analogy he is making.

Bill:  Apparently my opponents have no clue what I am talking about or what the analogy is about so I will try to clarify it for them. Just as you have a mid-40’s WalMart worker who doesn’t know what a simple can opener is and has no clue what are on the aisles in their store it is obvious that most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling don’t seem to know much about the sport of wrestling, and the moves and holds involved, and when they are asked by others a specific question they often respond with I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. Seriously? If you don’t know what people are talking about when they ask you a wrestling related question then why the hell are you in this sport? But you know what? I’m okay with opponents who are a bit on the mentally slow part of the spectrum as it just makes it easier for me to defeat them.

Bill shows a look on his face that indicates he has another item to tell us about.

Bill:  I had two different friends who claimed they had food allergies. One was Grant and the other was Steve. Grant claimed that he was allergic to eggs and that if he eats eggs either raw or cooked he will break out in a nasty rash. So one day I baked a cake at my home and put three eggs into the batter as the directions specified. After the cake was done and cooled I cut the cake and we both ate it. After one hour I told Grant there were three eggs in the cake batter so if he is really allergic to eggs how come after an hour he did not develop an allergic rash? Immediately upon hearing that I put three eggs into the cake batter Grant broke out in a rash. Hmmm. Then there was Steve. Although we always had oranges in our house Steve refused to eat them as he said he has an allergic reaction to oranges. When Steve was staying overnight at my house I saw him take a bottle of orange juice out of our refrigerator, poor himself a glass of orange juice, and drink it, but without any allergic reaction. I questioned him on it and he gave me some bullshit reason why eating oranges, or squeezing oranges to get the juice out, gave him an allergic reaction but drinking orange juice from a bottle or carton did not give the allergic reaction. I chalked it up to false claims by Grant and Steve.

Bill gives a questioning look into the camera.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  So Malachi. . .Peter. . .Ken. . .you three are going to claim you will not have an allergic reaction to my superior wrestling abilities and skills and yet when you step into the ring and the bell sounds I am sure I will watch you three immediately break out in a rash, hives, or sneezing and coughing, as you are standing in the direct blinding light coming from me who is the far superior wrestler in our match. Another item I want to present, and for me this is deciding factor in our match, is that there is no Roulette Champion to defeat to become the new Roulette Champion. There is no one person holding the Championship who is trying to do all they can retain the Championship. Nope. In our match it is the four of us trying to get the win in accordance with the rules and stipulations that the Roulette Wheel lands on for our match. The quicker one of us obtains the win in accordance with the rules and stipulations of our match the sooner this match is over and a new Roulette Champion is crowned. Before I end my comments for today let me rephrase the previous comment. The quicker that I<i/> win the match in accordance with the rules and stipulations of our match that is just sooner that I am crowned as the new Roulette Champion. If you three cannot comprehend what I just stated then you are damn sure dumber than I thought you were. See you on May 7, 2023, at Into The Void XII.

Bill tells the camera person he is finished with his comments for today and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: EILEY v BEA B ARNHART

« on: April 28, 2023, 09:01:45 AM »

AY YAI HAI FROM EILEY

Narrator:  Bea contacted me to let me know how thrilled she is to have a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling as her next victim. I will hold my comments for today at that and I will have the Network switch you over to Bea Barnhart for her direct comments on her match.

AT HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

When the Network switches to Bea Barnhart we are surprised to see Bea is at her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We see her husband, Bill, and their English Bulldog Iris, in the background so that means all three of them have returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, before traveling to London, England, for Into The Void XII. Bea is told by the camera person they are now live broadcasting so Bea looks into the camera to present her comments.

Bea:  As you see we returned to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to take care of things around the house this week. We will travel to London, England, early next week to be ready for Into The Void XII. At that event I am facing a newcomer to Sin City Wrestler and her name is Eiley. I will comment on my opponent a bit later. Right now I’m checking things around the house and Bill is doing so also but most of his focus is on the front and back yards. When you travel for an extended time, as me and Bill and Iris have done the past several weeks, it is nice to come back and ensure everything is still in good working order and that there are no water leaks or other items needing to be repaired or replaced. When we do extended travel with Sin City Wrestling we ask our neighbor, Andrew, to keep watch on our home, and he has a key to check inside the house, so we are fine knowing our house is being checked. However since Andrew has his own home to take care of we like to give him a break by returning home as often as we can. Since Andrew refuses to accept money from us to compensate him for his time when we return to Lawrenceville, Georgia, we ask him to let us take him out to a nice restaurant for dinner and he accepts that offer.

Bill and Iris walk through the room on their way to the backyard. Before the two get out the patio door Bea hears a loud fart and the stench is awful.

Bea:  Bill was that you or Iris that just killed half our house plants?

Bill:  It was Iris not me!

Iris gives Daddy Bill a glaring look for him trying to blame her for his fart. Bea sides with Bill on this one and she knows the horrific smells Iris often lets loose.

Bea:  Iris we know it was you! Both of you get into the backyard and stop killing our plants!

Bea laughs and then she continues with her comments.

AY YAI YAI!!!

Bea:  For my opponent, Eiley, when the Card for Into the Void XII was announced I noticed your name and I thought to myself how your name would likely be pronounced. I looked it up on various sources on the Internet and the majority of the results said the way your name is spelled that the likely way to pronounce it would be AYL-IY OR AY-LEY-IY or something along those lines. After I reviewed those responses something came to me that I feel fits how you will be when you enter this match with me and I whup your ass and defeat you. That term is AY YAI YAI and it is classified as an expression of dismay or disappointment. Oh, yeah, I will make you scream AY YAI YAI over and over and over again as my beat down of you will cause you much dismay and disappointment!

Bea bursts out in loud laughter at the thought of Eiley screaming AY YAI YAI over and over again during their match as Bea beats her down.

Bea:  I’ve made a hell of a lot of my opponents yell out in pain from the punishment I dished out on them. I have put a lot of opponents out of a match, and some out of the sport of wrestling, with my submission holds. You are no different than the others I have put out of the way. You are just newer in Sin City Wrestling than they are and therefore you are not different. . .you are just new to the punishment I will dish out.

WHAT DOES EILEY REMIND BEA OF?

Bea:  Eiley what do you think you remind me of? You do not remind me of a great wrestler. You do not remind of anyone I should be afraid of. What you do remind me of are the people I have often had to deal with who were too damn stupid to know that they are stupid. Yeah you heard me correctly! When I tell those stupid people that they are stupid they often reply with the question “why are you calling me stupid? to which I reply SEE? YOU ARE SO DAMN STUPID THAT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU ARE STUPID!  Yep. . .that be you in nutshell Eiley.

Bea holds up one finger to indicate the first example she will present.

Bea:  The first example of someone you remind me of is the person who was walking their dog in the park while I was walking Iris in the park. The dog of that other person was pulling the owner so hard that the owner nearly fell face-first on the walking trail. What was Iris doing at this time? Letting me hold her leash which was attached to her collar and she was not pulling on the leash and she was not being aggressive towards the other dog. The owner of the other dog started yelling at me claiming that I was causing the problem when it was their dog causing the problem. They even yelled at me and said IF YOU HAD NOT BROUGHT YOUR ********* DOG TO THE PARK MY DOG WOULD BE WALKING AND ACTING PROPERLY!!!  I yelled WTF at the owner of the other dog since they were the ones misbehaving and acting stupid not me and Iris. Why did I tell you that incident Eiley? Because you are the one perpetrating wrongdoing and acting like an asshole not me. When you get inside the ring with me at Into The Void XII I will knock you down hard and teach you on not telling lies.

NON-DOG OWNERS DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DOGS WORK

Bea:  Eiley you remind me of dogs when they are puppies. They haven’t learned to be house broken when it comes to their peeing and pooping and requesting to go outside to do their potty things. When they are young they really do pee and poop all over the house and you have to thoroughly clean it up or else the smell gets overwhelming. Iris was quick to learn to ask to go outside to do her potty business. Why am I talking to you about training dogs to potty outside instead of in the house? Because you remind me of an untrained dog. You seem to want to go around and dropping your loads wherever you happen to be and then someone else has to come along and clean up after you. What you need is someone to whup your ass and beat some sense into you and I am the person who is going to whup your ass and beat some sense into you. I do not tolerate wimpy, pathetic, wanna-be girls who think they can hang with those of us who are many levels above them.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bea:  What is the bottom line Eiley? From the information that was presented when you joined Sin City Wrestling it appears that someone well known in Sin City Wrestling mentioned you to Management and Management took their recommendation and hired you as a wrestler in the Federation. Just because you are a friend of a friend of a friend doesn’t mean shit against someone like me. I did not need any help from others to get noticed and hired in Sin City Wrestling. Now, Eiley, if you come into our match and cheat, obtain interference, or your friends attack me before or during our match to try to get you a cheap win over me, then you will have proven you are a worthless piece of shit. And if that interference or attacks gains you a win against me I will take my complaint to the top level in the Federation. I don’t need others to perpetrate backstage attacks on other wrestlers, or attacks on other wrestlers while they are on their way to the ring, or run-ins on matches to attack a wrestler. I play it clean and by the rules. Those who are cowards and have to continually purchase “insurance” to get a win for themselves or someone they are friends with are chickenshit cowards and everyone sees it but they themselves fail to see it.

Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  Eiley I want a clean and by-the-rules match from you. The instant you deviate from a clean match, and one that adheres to the rules of our match, you open the door for me to take whatever action I need to in order to take you out. There can be no complaining from you if that happens. See you on Sunday, May 7, 2023, if you will still have the courage to show up for our match.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell them to cut their camera feed and they will return to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. They cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I WILL BE WALKING THE DOG THIS SUNDAY

« on: April 14, 2023, 07:25:24 AM »

I WILL WALK THE DOG ALEXANDER RAVEN IN A DOG COLLAR MATCH

Narrator:  Bill is familiar having wrestling matches against Alexander Raven as Bill lost the Roulette Championship to Alexander Raven then again lost his bid to regain the Roulette Championship. Going into this match one win and two losses against Raven Bill is determined to win this match and even the score. Bill told me a Dog Collar match is one of his favorites and he is positive he will get the win against Alexander Raven.

INCIDENT OF BILL AND IRIS DEALING WITH VIOLENT DOG AND IGNORANT DOG OWNER IN BETHESDA PARK IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

The scene switches from that of the Narrator to Bill Barnhart in a location we are not familiar with. What we see is Bill and Iris walking along a trail that winds through trees and Bill obeys the laws concerning having your dog restrained on a leash. We watch and Bill and Iris walk along the trail and we see a man coming in the opposite direction and he has a Rottweiler that is not on a leash and the Rottweiler looks like he has a chip on his shoulder and it mad at the world. Bill shortens the amount of leash Iris has available to her and then Bill decides to stop himself and Iris and stand to the side so when the mam passes with his Rottweiler Bill can react if appropriately if the owner of the dog fails to put his Rottweiler on their leash. As the man and his Rottweiler approach Bill motions to the man to put a collar and leash on his Rottweiler but the arrogant man ignores Bill. As the man and his Rottweiler gets close to Bill and Iris the Rottweiler charges at Iris while snarling and growling and barking.

Bill:  Sir I need to request you put a collar and leash on your Rottweiler and he is being aggressive to my English Bulldog Iris. If you fail to comply with the Leash Laws in Gwinnett County Georgia and your Rottweiler attacks me and Iris then I will not be held accountable for any damage done to you or your dog by me and my dog Iris.

Man:  Who the hell do you think you are punk? I’m not going to put a collar and leash on my dog regardless of the laws in Gwinnett County Georgia! My dog is not aggressive and if you continue to be an asshole I will be the one to attack you.

Bill:  Since you refuse to obey the leash laws and your dog is aggressive I promise you I will do what needs to be done to protect myself and my dog Iris from you and your aggressive dog. Also you need to know that I always wear a body cam when I am walking Iris just in case I experience a situation like this. Now please get your dog under control and get the hell away from us!

The owner of the Rottweiler yells something in a language we do not understand and his Rottweiler charges towards Iris. Bill steps between Iris and the Rottweiler and the Rottweiler is being encouraged by his owner to attack them. We watch as Bill pulls out a sturdy steel chain from his pocket and as the Rottweiler, obeying his owner’s commands, charges at him and Iris. Bill maneuvers quickly and wraps the chain around the Rottweiler’s neck and cinches up to where the Rottweiler is rendered helpless. Iris runs up and growls and attempts to bite the Rottweiler but Bill tells Iris to back down and she does. The owner of the Rottweiler is pissed off at Bill for choking the hell out of his aggressive dog but the man backs down when Bill tells him he will also wrap the chain around his neck thereby choking him and his dog. The owner of the Rottweiler backs down as Bill calls 911 and informs Gwinnett Police where he is located in Bethesda Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and that he has control of a man and his out of control aggressive and vicious Rottweiler. It takes only a short time before Gwinnett Police show up and arrest the man with the Rottweiler and arrest his dog also. Bill and Iris continue their walk in Bethesda Park without further incident.

SCENE SHIFTS TO LOBBY OF THE HOTEL WHERE BILL, BEA, AND IRIS ARE STAYING WHICH IS NEAR THE CRAIG MACLEAN LEISURE CENTER

We see Bill and his English Bulldog Iris sitting on the couch in their hotel room. Bea is moving about off to the side taking care of putting things away in their hotel room. The camera person informs Bill they are live broadcasting and Bill begins commenting.

Bill:  Bea please come here and tell the viewers about your impressive victory over Alexandra Calaway at Climax Control 358.

Bea walks in front of the camera.

Bea:  Me and Alexandra Calaway were going back and forth when Luna Vanity decided to make an appearance during our match. I guess Luna was scouting me and Alexandra out as possible contenders for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. Alexandra Callaway decided to act tough so she turned her back to me and glared at Luna. That gave me the opportunity to lock her into my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold for the win. For a wrestler who brags about her previous accomplishments in the sport of wrestling Alexandra proved she cannot stay focused in a match and it cost her a loss to me. You all saw what I accomplished and if you want some of me talk to Management and request a match against me.

Bill:  It was a great match Bea! Keep up the great work! I have a question for you. Since Luna Vanity showed up during your match with Alexandra Calaway does that mean you will be making an appearance at the match between Luna Vanity and Jessie Salco where Luna is defending the Roulette Championship?

Bea:  No I don’t do cheap stuff like Luna did. She’s well capable of defeating Jessie Salco and retaining the Roulette Championship. If Luna wants to talk to Management and ask them to put me up against her for the Roulette Championship I would not turn down the offer. Otherwise I will continue my wrestling and when Management wants to assign me to a Championship match then so be it.

Bill:  Thanks for those comments Bea.

Bea continues taking care of things in the background and off to the side.

Bill:  So, Alexander, you saw what happened with me and Iris when that moron dog owner with the Rottweiler failed to control his jerk dog. I ended up choking both of them out with a chain attached to a dog collar. And, yes, Alexander, we are going to be wearing dog collars for our match this Sunday and we will have a twenty food chain attached to our dog collars. And, yes, Alexander, we get to use the chain as a weapon as our match is Hardcore Rules. I hope Management will see their way to strapping studded dog collars around our necks to make this match even more interesting and exciting. For damn sure this is going to be a hell of a fun match for me and hell of a horrible match for you.

HISTORY BETWEEN BILL BARNHART AND ALEXANDER RAVEN

Bill:  Alexander many wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling call me a liar but I always tell the truth. Let me start with the truth of how we stand against each other in the wrestling ring. I defeated you on March 20, 2022, at Blaze of Glory X in a Thumbtacks match by slamming you into a pile of thumbtacks. You then defeated me on July 10, 2022 at Summer XXXTreme X and you retained the Roulette Championship. Then you defeated me again on July 24, 2022 at Climax Control 336 when you pinned me for the win. See? I told you I tell the truth. I am 1-2 against you and you are 2-1 against me. After our match this Sunday we will be even at 2-2 as I am going to win.

HOW MUCH FUN CAN A TWENTY FOOT CHAIN BETWEEN THE DOG COLLARS ON OUR NECKS BE?

Bill:  Hey, Alexander, do you have any clue how many Dog Collar matches I’ve had in my wrestling career? And to add to my comment a lot of those Dog Collar matches involved us wrestlers wearing a studded dog collar. I have to be honest with you that I’ve had so many Dog Collar matches over my career that I haven’t been able to keep track of the total number. Taking a guess I would say I’ve had around thirty to forty Dog Collar matches. I will be honest that I didn’t win every one of those matches but I damn sure won the majority of them. The reason I was assigned to so many Dog Collar matches is because I am Bill Barnhart, and my nickname if Bulldog due to me having an English Bulldog named Iris. The other wrestlers, and those in Management positions, felt it was appropriate to assign me to these matches to go along with my nickname. How about we play a little game eh?

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera and we see Bea walk over and get into camera range.

Bill:  For the sake of this game, Alexander, let me split my guess of wins I have obtained in all the Dog Collar matches I have been assigned to and make it thirty five. Of those thirty-five Dog Collar matches how many of them do you think I won by choking my opponent unconscious with the chain that was attached to the dog collars on our necks?

Bea:  I don’t know all of your Dog Collar matches that ended in that manner but I would guess ten.

Bill:  I believe ten would be about the right number of Dog Collar matches I have won in that manner. Now the next question for Alexander would be how many of my Dog Collar matches were ended when my opponent was still conscious but I busted them open with the chain attached to our dog collars and they quit the match due to major blood loss?

Bea:  I would guess for that question that five would be a reasonable guess.

Bill:  I also have not kept track of those specific numbers of wins by that manner but five sounds about right. So that gets fifteen of the thirty-five matches out of the way. Talking about submissions in my Dog Collar matches, that were not from knocking my opponents unconscious or busting them open to where they were bleeding profusely, of the remaining twenty matches how many of them were ended due to me getting my opponent to outright quit in the match, or made to submit by me, or they were pinned by me?

Bea:  I would say of the remaining twenty Dog Collar matches you have had that as many as fifteen of them you had opponents just give up and quit the match, or made to submit by you, or you pinned them.

Bill:  So that takes care of thirty of the thirty-five Dog Collar matches I have been involved in. Yes I estimate that thirty of those matches were wins for me and only five of those thirty-five matches did opponents get the win over me. I am damn proud of my record in Dog Collar matches.

Bea pulls out her cell phone and calls up the calculator app. She punches in that Bill had thirty-five Dog Collar matches and he won thirty of them. Bea shows her calculator to the camera and it shows that Bill has an eighty-five percent winning percentage when he is involved in Dog Collar matches. Bill and Bea HIGH FIVE each other before Bill launched into his closing comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS. . .THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE

Bill:   Eighty-five percent winning in Dog Collar matches! Woo Hoo! That means Alexander Raven is coming into this match at a huge disadvantage! How does it feel, Alex, to walk into a match with an eighty-five percent disadvantage? I am sure it makes you feel like crap but I do not give a damn how you feel about that. And to add to what I just said remember that I have two inches of height over you and fifteen pounds of weight. Maybe you feel that my extra fifteen pounds of weight will not be a factor in wearing you down then when my added weight drains your energy and you cannot function any longer in our match remember to eat your words and tell everyone how well your words taste.

Bill flashes a smile.

Bill:  Alexander we know that Management assigned us to the opening match, our Dog Collar match, to show the fans what Sin City Wrestling is about. They could have send a couple of Jobbers into a match to open Climax Control  359 but they decided to blow the minds of the fans with our Dog Collar match. I can see their reasoning in this decision. Many in this area where we are wrestling have never been to a live wrestling event and they knew that the two of us in our Dog Collar match. . .well ME anyway. . .would give the fans an amazing and brutal match. What you are likely to accomplish in our match will be, at best, about half what I am going to accomplish in our match.

Bill laughs loudly.

Bill:  Our match is not about wrestling by the rules. Our match is not about not violating the rules. Our match is not about going easy on your opponent. I mean, come on, Alexander, I could walk into our match and go easy on you but where is the fun for me in doing that? I could hold back and not bust you open and make you bleed by beating you with the chain attached to our dog collars but that’s not as shocking as your blood dripping down your body, onto the mat, and when I slap you around the ring your blood will fly into the faces of the fans and they will damn sure remember that. I could come into our match and just go for a pin on you for the win but that is boring for me and the fans. No, Alex, I am not going to go easy on you as I plan on beating you down, making you bleed, and making you beg the Referee to stop the match to end your pain. All your attempts to get out of the beating I have planned for you will fail. But, Alexander, I assure you that as brutal and vicious and unrelenting I will be in our Dog Collar match, while I am hurting you and making you bleed, that after you lose to me in our Dog Collar match, for the rest of your life whenever you are in the park taking a walk and someone there is walking their dog on a leash or chain attached to the collar around the neck of the dog you will have flashbacks of what I did to you in our match. Be ready for anything and everything from me in our match as I am not holding back.

Bill bursts out in very loud laughter and at that Bea steps up and informs the camera person they are done with broadcasting their comments on Bill’s upcoming match so the camera person calls into the Network and the Network tells them to cut their camera feed and they do so and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I AM THE STORM BREAKER

« on: April 07, 2023, 09:02:55 PM »

CALMING THE STORM – I AM THE STORM BREAKER

Narrator:  I spoke with Bea Barnhart before coming on the air and I will relate to you that Bea is in high spirits and confident going into her match at Climax Control 358. I won’t go into the specifics of how this match got scheduled but there was a change on this Card that led to this match up Bea has.

PRIOR HISTORY IN PREVIOUS FEDERATIONS MEANS NOTHING

The scene switches to see Bea Barnhart, along with her husband and Sin City Wrestler Bill Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, walking around the area near their hotel room in Scotland. We notice the confident and energetic stride Bea has. We watch them walk around for a bit and Bill stops to control Iris when Iris sniffs heavily meaning she probably needs to do her business. After a time walking around they return to their hotel and take a seat in the patio area to present comments for Bea’s upcoming match, at Climax Control 358, where she faces Alexandra Calaway in a Standard Rules match. A server from the hotel restaurant comes to their table and they take their orders then they return to the restaurant to prepare their orders.

Bea:  Thanks for joining us today. We had a nice walk with Iris but I let Bill control Iris on her leash since she is Daddy’s Girl. Coming up on Sunday, April 9., 2023, is Sin City Wrestling’s Climax Control 358. When the Card for this event was initially released I was set to face off against a wrestler, who I will not mention their name as they don’t deserve recognition from me, and then the next thing I know she got removed from our match and now I am facing Alexandra Callaway. I will discuss Alexandra shortly but I will finish up my opening comments concerning why the opponent I was initially assigned to meet suddenly dropped off the planet.

Bill:  I want to hear what you have to say. This should be interesting.

Bea:  When the Card was announced I was set to face off against a wrestler who was ten inches taller than me and carried over eighty pounds of weight over me. Actually I was looking forward to this match as someone that tall and heavy often wear down quickly and I was looking forward to an easy win. She even seemed to try to get people to believe she was one of the most violent storms you could imagine. The way I look at wrestlers like that is they are cowards who have to try to put up blinds to keep people from seeing the truth. To be honest I have no clue why she was removed from the match and why Alexandra Callaway was put on the Card against me. I lean on the fact that the tall and heavy wrestler got cold feet and asked to be removed from the match to keep from taking a loss to me.

Bill:  That sounds likely that is what happened.

Bea:  Now I am facing Alexandra Calaway at Climax Control 358 instead of the previously assigned opponent. Most likely Alexandra is coming into our match with the same attitude as others in that she believes she is the biggest, baddest, and most destructive, storm the world has ever seen. Sure seems to be a lot of wrestlers who borrow from the same play book. All the other wrestlers who refer themselves to storms need to know I am the STORM BREAKER! Where I have a problem with most wrestlers, especially with you Alexandra, is that they list all their accomplishments in other Federations as if that is supposed to intimidate their opponents. Listen up, Alexandra, what you accomplished in other Federations is nice to mention, as it probably gives you orgasms, but those previous accomplishments mean nothing as you are now in Sin City Wrestling. I don’t give a damn how many Championships and other accomplishments wrestlers have from other Wrestling Federations it is what they have done in Sin City Wrestling, where they now work, that is important.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea. Look at my long wrestling history. I’ve severed in several Wrestling Federations and overall I have earned Championships and been inducted into their Hall of Fame but I don’t list all of that stuff on my Bio Sheet. Regardless of what Championships, and other awards, I have earned in my previous Wrestling Federations, the only thing that matters is what I have accomplished, and am currently accomplishing, here in Sin City Wrestling. Also, Bea, could you provide the viewers how you and Alexandra Calaway measure up to each other?

Bea:  Both of us are five feet five inches tall and I am one hundred thirty pounds and Alexandra is five feet five inches and one hundred twenty-five pounds. There is no height or weight advantage in our match. I will keep the action going hard and fast and I will obtain the win over Alexandra Calaway.

Bill:  That’s the way to go into all matches Bea.

CALMING THE STORM

The restaurant server comes to their table and delivers their food and drinks. Since they don’t need additional items at this time the server returns to the restaurant.

Bea:  The way Alexandra presents herself is truly in the style of Texas where people over-brag about everything only to find out they are full of shit with their bragging. The way Alexandra comes across is that she is like a hurricane the level of Katrina. I see Alexandra more along the lines of a small rain cloud that barely drops enough moisture to put spots on your car. Knowing that I’m facing yet another wannabe wrestler who thinks her shit don’t stink is just another day in the wrestling ring for me. I’ve dealt with enough wrestlers like Alexandra, all who seem to have been created with the same cookie cutter design, so I know she will be easy for me to eliminate.

MENTALLY DEFICIENT WRESTLERS ARE EASY PREY

Bea:  Often when me and Bill take Iris for a walk in Sweetwater Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, we run into situations where people in the park are doing things that proves they are idiots. I will give you two examples. Somebody parks their car in the parking lot of Sweetwater Park and it is raining and they stand outside their car in the parking lot for fifteen to thirty minutes talking on their cell phone while getting drenched from the rain. Then you have the other type of person where it's a really nice day and it is warm and sunny outside they park their car in the parking lot and then they sit inside their car for ten to thirty minutes talking on their cell phone sweating to death because they do not have the air conditioning on and they have the windows rolled up but they are too busy talking on their cell phone to know they are over-heating and damaging their health.

Bill:  Yes, Bea, there are many moron people out there.

Bea:  And I have one of those morons, Alexandra Calaway, in a match on April 9, 2023, at Climax Control 358. I would use the statement that she is dumber than a rock but I don’t wish to insult the rock by calling it dumb.

Bea and Bill burst out laughing and when they get their laughter under control Bea is ready to continue with her comments. However she pauses as the restaurant server comes to their table to ask if they need anything else. Bea informs them they are good and all they need in the check so they can pay when they are ready to leave. The restaurant server leaves the check on the table for them and then Bea continues with her comments.

MINDLESS. . .BRAINLESS. . .JUST PLAIN STUPID

Bea:  Alexandra you feel free to run your mouth all you want. You feel free to comment on your past accomplishments even though they have no value here in Sin City Wrestling. You are just another in a long line of brainless morons who think they are a gift to the sport of Wrestling. Alexandra you would, without a doubt, survive a zombie apocalypse. Why? Zombies eat brains to manage to continue their existence and since you are a brainless moron the Zombies will leave you alone. Now you may feel that is a good thing to have Zombies leave you along but I am telling you that you are still doomed. Since you are a brainless twit who is facing me who has a genius brain, that means with my wrestling abilities and superior brain capacity I will out maneuver, out think, and out wrestle you for the win in our match. My job in our match is to beat the hell out of you, beat what little sense you have left in your brain out of you, and pin you or make you submit for my win. You may think I am not capable of doing that but that is because you are trying to think when you have a non-working brain.

Bea gives a deep stern look into the camera before continuing with her comments.

Bea:  Now, Alexandra, please take a deep breath, sit down, relax, and let me tell you the facts and the truth. You remind me of another pathetic piece of shit braggart we used to have in Sin City Wrestling. She talked down to me and claimed she was a better wrestler than I am. Let me enlighten you so you have no excuse to claim you were not informed. This smart ass bitch of a wrestler had FOUR matches against me. Want to know the results of those four matches? I won all four matches against her and all by submission. She somehow managed to win the Bombshell Roulette Championship but since she defeated a pathetic champion at that time after she won the Bombshell Roulette Championship she lost it to someone else three weeks later. Yes, you heard me correctly, that she lost the Bombshell Roulette Championship three weeks after winning it. Want to know something Alexandra? She still continued to run her mouth about me and yet she was such a coward that she refused to accept a match against me again. How about that eh? Defeating her pathetic ass four times in four matches and all four wins by submission that mouthy bitch retired from wrestling and she hasn’t been heard from since.

Bea raises her fist and shakes her fist into the camera towards Alexandra Calaway.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bea:  So, Alexandra, what is the bottom line here? The bottom line is that you can brag and boast about all the Championships you won in other Wrestling Federations but that is not relevant as you are in Sin City Wrestling. What you accomplish here is what is important. It doesn’t matter how many Championships and Awards you may have received elsewhere because until you accomplish things here your talk is cheap.

Bill:  Alexandra since Bea is talking about the bottom line let me give you my information. Do you see listed anywhere all my previous accomplishments in my previous Wrestling Federations? Nope! Why is that you might ask and that would be a good question. In a previous Wrestling Federation I held every Championship numerous times and I was a multiple-time Grand Slam achiever. When that Federation decided to close their doors I was asked by friends to join the Wrestling Federation they were working in. In a short period of time I earned numerous Championships including the World Heavyweight Championship. Unfortunately for us in that Federation shortly after I obtained the World Heavyweight Championship they also closed their doors. I then got a call from Mark and Christian here in Sin City Wrestling and since I knew them from prior Wrestling Federations I accepted their offer and here I am. As I stated earlier there is no mention of the dozens of Championships and Awards I held in other Wrestling Federations as that is past history and I am in Sin City Wrestling where I feel my accomplishments here is what is important. Since I joined Sin City Wrestling I have held the Mixed Tag Team Championship with Bea as my partner and I have held the Roulette Championship twice. So stop talking about your prior accomplishments as me and Bea don’t care to hear about any of your accomplishments until you have accomplishments here in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea:  So, Alexandra, the bottom line has many items for me to present such as I’ve had to put up with jerk assholes like you many times and one of the worst offenders took four losses to me in four matches and all by submission and then she left Sin City Wrestling and nobody knows where she is and frankly nobody cares where she is. Be ready for that to happen to you at my hands. I’ve wrestled against wrestlers of all heights and weights and all different wrestling styles and I have held my own with everyone. I will not only hold my own with you. . .I will own you! Do you think you intimidate me Alexandra? Proves you cannot think rationally. I do not fear anyone in the sport of wrestling least of all you. This match is going to be overly fun for me and I am going to be strutting out of the ring as the winner of our match. I already know when I defeat and humiliate you that you will run around in circles running your mouth and claiming I am not worthy to have obtained a win over you. Seriously? When I defeat you I will own you and you cannot escape my legacy against you just like the other mouthy loser who I defeated four times, in four matches, all by submission. Enjoy life and your wrestling career while you can leading up to our match because once I soundly defeat and humiliate you there will be little in your lift remaining for you to enjoy. See you on Sunday, April 9, 2023, at Climax Control 358.

Bea grabs the restaurant check and she and Bill stand up, along with Iris, and they walk to the register to pay for their meal. When done the three walk into the hotel elevator to return to their room.

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Climax Control Archives / I WON'T BACK DOWN FROM ANY OPPONENT

« on: March 31, 2023, 04:49:52 PM »

I WON’T BACK DOWN FROM ANY OPPONENT

OPENING COMMENTS BY NARRATOR

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart and her Tag Team partner Hitamashii did well in the Blast From The Past Tournament against Goth and Kim Pain but it was Goth who got the submission on Hitamashii for the win. Coming up at Climax Control 357 Bill Barnhart is facing off against Malachi in what will prove to be an exciting match that will end with a win by Bill Barnhart.

MEET AND GREET

The scene switches and we see Bill Barnhart, along with his wife and Sin City Wrestling Wrestler Bea Barnhart who also serves as his Manager, and their English Bulldog Iris, inside the Garfield Sobers Gymnasium in Barbados. There are numerous activities going on in the Gymnasium and the one where Bill is located is what some would call a Meet And Greet area where fans can meet wrestlers and interact with them.

Bill:  I would like to open my comments by welcoming all our fans who came out to meet me and Bea and ask questions if they like. I would like to tell my wonderful and beautiful wife, Bea, that I’m proud of how you and Hitamashii did in your Blast From The Past Tournament match against Goth and Kim Pain. Although your team didn’t win the match you can hold your heads high for giving a great performance. Goth and Kim earned the win and I plan on supporting their team in the Blast From The Past Tournament. As for me I have a match against Malachi at Climax Control 357 on Sunday, April 2, 2023, which takes place in this Gymnasium. Rather than me jumping into comments for the education of Malachi I would like to ask the fans if they would like to ask questions concerning that match. Then after your questions are answered I can present my comments concerning my upcoming match.

Fan 1:  Mister Barnhart. . .

Bill:  . . .No need to be formal with me. Feel feel free to call me Bill.

Fan 1:  Okay. . .Bill. . .do you have history against Malachi in the wrestling ring?

Bill:  I had a feeling that question would come up so I wrote down the previous matches I’ve had with Malachi. At Climax Control 273 on July 6, 2020, me and Bea, as a Tag Team, lost to the Team of Malachi and Bella Madison who went by the tag team name of Sass and Bash. Bella made Bea submit for the win so although our team lost that Tag Team match I DID NOT lose to Malachi as I was not pinned or made to submit by him in that match.

Fan 1:  Is that the only match you’ve had against Malachi?

Bill:  I had another match against Malachi. It was at Climax Control 310 on August 29, 2021. That match ended as a Draw due to both of us getting counted out for being on the outside of the ring and unable to return inside the ring before the Referee’s ten count. Since it was a qualification match to see which of us would advance to the Internet Championship match at Violent Conduct VII, and the match ended as a Draw, both of us advanced to the Internet Championship match. Therefore in two previous matches where Malachi was in the match his Tag Team partner got the win over Bea and me and Malachi ended up in a Draw. Since neither of us has a Singles win over the other I plan on resolving that at Climax Control 357 when I easily defeat Malachi.

Fan 2:  I would like to ask both of you if you two are really okay with Iris dating Pete The Cactus.

Bill:  Yes I’m fine with Iris dating Pete The Cactus. Senor Vinnie is a good friend and we have worked hard to keep Pete and Iris in control of their urges. I am not saying Pete is easy to control but Iris is not the easiest to keep under control either. We simply need to stay on them to ensure that they know they are being watched and if they break the rules we break their dating.

Bea:  It helps that we are putting the scare into Iris and Pete. Telling Iris that if she screws up this dating thing with Pete they both will be banned from seeing each other again has worked wonders. Right Iris?

Iris looks up at Mommy Bea and lets out a snort and then she returns to sniffing around the Gymnasium floor.

Iris:  SNORT!!!

Suddenly the fans begin cheering and pointing at something behind Bill and Bea. When they look behind them they see Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus walking up to them. Bill and Bea didn’t know Vinnie and Pete were going to show up so it is a pleasant surprise. Bill and Bea are happy to see Senor Vinnie and of course Iris is thrilled to see Pete The Cactus. Vinnie joins Bill and Bea at the mic while Iris and Pete The Cactus chill out off to the side.

Bill:  Welcome Vinnie! Why didn’t you call and tell me you and Pete were going to make a visit?

Vinnie:  Nothing better than a surprise visit from your friends. And I knew that you wouldn’t have wanted me to spoil the surprise of having Pete The Cactus come with me to surprise Iris.

Bill:  Thanks for the surprise and thanks for bringing Pete. Look at those two. They just saw each other recently and they act as though they have missed each other for a long period of time.

Vinnie:  You know how it is Bill. Hard for a dog and a cactus to have logical thoughts as both are reactive.

Bea:  We miss seeing you in action in the wrestling ring. Are you planning to return to full-time active status soon?

Vinnie:  Yes but I’m waiting for the right time to make the decision on when I will return to active wrestling.

Bill and Bea and Vinnie have a nice chat while Pete The Cactus and Iris sit off to the side and cuddle and kiss. After a time Vinnie has to leave for an appointment and he excuses himself. As Vinnie and Pete leave we hear the fans cheer them on then Bill returns to addressing the fans.

Bill:  Anyone else with a question for us?

Fan 3:  I have a feeling Malachi will cheat, or obtain interference in your match, and try to steal the win from you. What do you think?

Bill:  Although I feel Malachi is a mentally deficient person I don’t think he is so damn stupid that he will cheat or obtain interference to cause him to lose the match by disqualification. If he is that stupid, and tries that crap, it is his loss to take. Also with Bea in my corner as my Manager, and many of our friends watching our match, I don’t believe illegal activity on the part of Malachi will occur.

Bill glances around where the fans are located.

Bill:  Does anyone else wish to ask questions to us? If not then I will transition into direct comments for our upcoming match.

None of the other fans have questions for Bill and Bea so Bill changes to directly addressing Malachi.

MALACHI MEET YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

Bill:  Well, Malachi, so nice to see your name got drawn to face me at Climax Control 357. This match is going to be like a nightmare for you as I am your worst nightmare. I want to start off with the obvious. You are giving up six inches of height and sixty pounds of weight to me. Yeah. . .yeah. . .yeah. . .you will try the same thing all the other puny wrestlers tried and that is to try to make the claim that giving up six inches of height and a lot of weight to me is nothing. Nothing? NOTHING you say? A major height and weight advantage is a whole lot of something my friend! Oh, wait, you’re not my friend! Har har har!  Listen up girly man you have yet to get a win over me except in a Mixed Tag Team match where your tag team partner got the win on Bea. The best you have been able to do is manage a Draw but that crap doesn’t apply to our upcoming match. Our match won’t last long enough for you to try to drag our match out to a Draw. I will not only soundly defeat you but I will humiliate you in the process. Deal with that punk as you have no other option than to deal with your upcoming humiliating loss to me!

Bill gives a mean look into the camera.

A SITUATION THAT FITS MALACHI

Bill:  Malachi let me tell you about the time I was called for Jury Duty in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When I checked in at the main desk our group was called to be interviewed as prospective Jurors for an upcoming case. All the prospective Jurors in our group entered the Courtroom where they may get interviewed by the Attorneys serving on the case to see if they will allow those prospective jurors to serve on the Jury or be dismissed. This Trial was a Criminal case and twelve of the prospective Jurors in my group were seated in the Jury Box while the rest of us who were not called to be interviewed at that time sat in the regular seats. The Defense Attorney stood up and pointed to one of the prospective Jurors and asked the man I WANT TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU THINK MY JOB AS DEFENSE ATTORNEY IS IN THIS CASE. The prospective Juror replied YOUR JOB IS TO PROVE YOUR CLIENT IS INNOCENT and immediately the Defense Attorney addressed the Judge and said I WANT THIS PERSON REMOVED FROM THIS TRIAL AS A JUROR! The prospective Juror complained and demanded to know why the Defense Attorney was removing him from the Jury. The Defense Attorney said IN ALL CRIMINAL COURT CASES THE DEFENDANT IS ALWAYS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY I DON’T HAVE TO ASK QUESTIONS OF WITNESSES OR CALL WITNESSES TO TESTIFY. IN FACT ME AND MY CLIENT CAN SIT OFF IN A CORNER AND PLAY CARD GAMES DURING THE ENTIRE TRIAL AS THE ENTIRE BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON THE PROSECUTION AS THE DEFENDANT IN A COURT TRIAL IS ALWAYS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. THE BURDEN OF PROOF OF GUILT IS 100 PERCENT ON THE PROSECUTION. THEREFORE SINCE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW THE LEGAL SYSTEM WORKS. . .BYE!!! The prospective Juror was ejected from the Jury pool.

Bill flashes a huge grin then he laughs into the camera.

Bill:  Ha ha ha!!! Now why in the hell did I tell you that story Malachi? If you had a brain that worked you would know the answer but since your brain is obviously on vacation let me enlighten you. Just as that prospective Juror didn’t know how the Justice System works so you don’t know how the Wrestling System works concerning lame, weak, puny, and pathetic wrestlers like you going up against larger, heavier, more intelligent, and more capable wrestlers like me in a wrestling match. It works like this. I WIN. . .YOU LOSE. . . and that’s the end of your wrestling career when it comes to you versus me.

AVOIDING HAZARDS

Bill:  Malachi I’m very agile and I avoid situations that could cause damage because my reflexes are lightning quick and I am always aware of what is going on around me. Although I could give you dozens of situations where I would have been injured, but avoided it, I will give you a recent one that happened about three weeks ago. I was taking Iris to Sweetwater Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, for a walk. I put her in my Hyundai Santa Fe and we drove to the park. When I came out of our housing development I went down Paden Drive to get to Lawrenceville Highway to get to Sweetwater Park. One section of Paden Drive has the drivers driving towards Lawrenceville Highway to start going downhill after they pass a recent housing development. The people driving up Paden Drive towards Cruse Road are coming up the hill. As I started to drive by the housing development, going the legal speed limit of 40 miles per hour, coming uphill in the opposite direction was an orange colored sedan on MY side of the road and they were fully over the double yellow line in the middle of the street. Fortunately my reactions are lightning quick, and my vision is superb, so that I hit the brakes on my Santa Fe, which has both a great braking system and an automatic anti-crash device installed, and I was able to quickly stop and the orange car managed to swerve back into their lane and in the process they missed hitting my vehicle and nearly crashed into the car they were trying to pass. How close did they come to hitting me head-on with their reckless driving? I estimate it was less than ten feet and ten feet isn’t a long distance with cars traveling at that speed with one of them coming head on at you.

Bill does a fist pump to show he was exceptionally quick to react to avoid a head-on collision from a reckless and incompetent driver.

Bill:  Why did I tell you this item Malachi? To prove that I have exceptionally fast responses, excellent vision, and the ability to take a nearly horrific and possibly deadly situation and turn it around in my favor. Yes, Malachi, I will do the same to you in our match. I will be countering your moves and holds before you have a chance to try to carry them out. You will lose to me so quickly that you won’t know what hit you. And, Malachi, you can say anything you want leading up to our match but all that you will say are lies. There’s a saying that goes HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS LYING? and the answer is THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING! Well, Malachi, your lips are moving so that means you are lying. Lies are not going to get you a win in our match but your lying will earn you the loss.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Malachi I wish to begin my closing comments by giving you an incident that happened while me and Bea took Iris, our English Bulldog, to Sweetwater Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, for a walk. Take in the entire story as what happened in the park that day as it relates to you. We started our walk from where we parked my Hyundai Santa Fe which is near the restrooms and the children’s play area. We walked up the hill, through the picnic tables area, then down past the back side of the children’s play area, then onto the main trail that goes through the trees which are behind the Pavilion. When we exited from the main trail from under the trees we were on the opposite side of the park from where the restrooms and children’s play area are located and the distance was around three hundred feet. As we started walking up the trail past the tennis courts and volleyball area we heard a car alarm go off. I looked across the park and saw a blue car parked two spaces from where I parked my Hyundai Santa Fe and that blue vehicle was the one with the car alarm going off and with the horn honking and lights flashing. I noticed the passenger door of the car was open and it appeared that someone was sitting in the passenger seat. After five minutes the car alarm went silent but one minute later it went off again. Yes the person was still sitting in the car with the car door open. They didn’t try to turn off the car alarm and nobody else came over to turn it off. This cycle repeated numerous times and both me and Bea are wondering how anyone can be that damn stupid. Finally after twenty to thirty minutes of the car alarm sounding, then resetting, then sounding again and again and again, a woman walks up from the children’s play area and clicks the remote for her car and turns the car alarm off. Now here’s the part that makes us shake our heads in disbelief. The car was parked near the restrooms and the restrooms are about thirty feet from the children’s play area. Since we were over three hundred feet away and heard the car alarm going off numerous times how in the hell didn’t the woman, who was the owner of the car, not hear it when she had her son in the children’s play area and was about thirty feet from the car? To add to her stupidity you have to take into account that at a distance of thirty feet she could have pulled out her remote, pointed it at her car, and disarmed the alarm but she didn’t do that. We are not sure if this should be classified as stupidity, or laziness, or both, but the incident damn sure made both the woman and her male passenger in her car look ignorant.

Bill looks wide-eyed into the camera then continues with his comments.

Bill:  Malachi I told you that incident with the two morons in Sweetwater Park with the car alarm issue for a very good reason. Just as they stood there, dumbfounded, why their car alarm was going off, but not having enough common sense to disarm the car by clicking the remote, so I see your dumbfounded look when you realize you have to enter the wrestling ring and take a beating from me. Just as the owner of the car in the park could have quickly disarmed the alarm and not make themselves look more stupid than they already made themselves look, they just added stupidity and incompetence on top of their stupidity and incompetence. Yeah, Malachi, I see you being as incompetent, or more incompetent, than those two morons in Sweetwater Park on that day. Simply stated your incompetence earns a win for me.

Bill grins into the camera.

Bill:  Malachi, I will close my air time now as I know your brain is totally fried as you try to process all the truth I have sent your way.  So, in closing, I want to present to you the words of the song, I WON’T BACK DOWN by Tom Petty. These lyrics are perfect to let you, and everyone else, know that I never back from from anyone or anything. The lyrics are:  I WON’T BACK DOWN. . .NO I WON’T BACK DOWN. . .THOUGH YOU STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL. . .I WON’T BACK DOWN. Malachi I hope you have fun in your life leading up to our match at Climax Control 357 because no matter what you attempt in our match I will always be one step ahead of you and I won’t back down. Your destruction at my hands is my pleasure. Enjoy your loss to me as I am damn sure going to enjoy my win over you!

Bea tells the camera person they are done with Bill’s comments for today and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / MIXED FEELINGS FOR BLAST FROM THE PAST MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

« on: March 24, 2023, 07:38:08 PM »

* Hitamashii used by permission of Handler *

MIXED FEELINGS FOR BLAST FROM THE PAST MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

NARRATOR OPENING COMMENTS

Narrator:  Welcome to my opening comments for Bea Barnhart’s mixed tag team match, with her partner Hitamashii, as they face off against the mixed tag team of Goth and Kim Pain, in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Bea told me she has mixed feelings about this Blast From The Past Tournament match but she didn’t give me specifics. I will leave my opening comments there to allow Bea to fill you in on everything else including why she has mixed feelings about this match.

AT BEA’S HOTEL IN KELOWNA BRITISH COLUMBIA

The scene cuts to the hotel where Bea Barnhart is staying during this tour in Canada, specifically in Kelowna, British Columbia, at Prospera Place. Their hotel room is nicer than what they normally obtain when they are in the United States but we were told that is because they wanted to enjoy the luxury of having an above-average hotel room. Although Bill is not wrestling at this event he and Iris accompanied Bea on this leg of the tour to provide support and to cheer her on in her Blast From The Past Match. When the camera person informs Bea they are ready to go to live broadcasting she asks Bill and Iris to step out of the room so that they don’t inadvertently walk into camera range or make noise that distracts the viewers. Bill and Iris move into the bedroom and close the door so they are not likely to interrupt Bea during her presentation of comments leading up to her Blast From The Past Tournament match against the team of Goth and Kim Pain.

Bea:  Thanks for tuning in to listen to my comments for Climax Control 356 where me and my tag team partner, Hitamashii, are facing off against the tag team of Goth and Kim Pain. I have mixed feelings for this match and I will get into those comments in a moment. First I wish to tell Hitamashii how thrilled I am that he was selected as my tag team partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament. One reason is that Hitamashii is an exceptionally talented wrestler and he has held numerous Championships in Sin City Wrestling. Another reason is that we are both Asians with Hitamashii originally from Japan and I’m originally from The Philippines. Although there is a lot of Asian hate out there I know the majority of the fans support our team in the Tournament.

Bea claps her hands to show that the majority of the fans are cheering her team on in the Tournament.

Bea:  Next I wish to let everyone know why I applaud our team and feel we are well over the heads of Goth and Kim Pain. Although I can assume many Goth and Kim supporters are laughing at my comments they won’t be laughing when me and Hitamashii advance in the Blast From The Past Tournament while Goth and Kim Pain go home and cry into their pillows. Just to show you that I do my research here are some numbers for you all to consider. Although Goth is 6 feet 4 inches and 239 pounds and Hitamashii is 5 feet 8 inches and 192 pounds over the years Hitamashii has done exceptionally well against larger opponents. This Blast From The Past Match will not be any different than the other times when Hitamashii earned a victory over a taller and heavier opponent. But, you ask, what if you, Bea, are stuck in the ring against Kim Pain and it comes down to you or her getting the win to advance in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Great question and I have a great answer. I come into this match at 5 feet 5 inches in height and 130 pounds in weight while Kim comes into this match at 5 feet 8 inches and 130 pounds. Having e inches of height over me is not an advantage. It just means that when I destroy I will prove, once again, that I’m the better wrestler in a match. If you don’t want to support me and Hitamashii that’s your choice to make. When we eliminate Goth and Kim from the Blast From The Past Tournament that leaves you without them for you to cheer for them.

A SHORT BREAK

We hear the bedroom door in the hotel room open and when the camera person swings their camera we see Bill has opened the door and is looking out to get Bea’s attention. The camera person returns the focus of their camera to Bea to get her reaction.

Bea:  Well, Bill, I know this must be something important so please tell me what you need so we can get it done and I can continue with my comments for my Blast From The Past Tournament match.

Bill:  Sorry to disturb you while you are presenting comments for your upcoming match but I was just informed that Senor Vinnie is bringing Pete the Cactus here to pick up Iris for a dinner date. Me and Vinnie want to act as their conscious during their dinner date so me and Iris need to come out of the bedroom so we can wait for Vinnie and Pete in the hallway outside our dressing room.

Bea:  Have a nice time. Also it is comforting to know that you and Vinnie will be keeping a close watch on Pete and Iris. Please call me before you start on your way back to our hotel room as I may not be done with my comments at that time. If that is the case I will let you know and you and Iris can wait in the hallway outside of our dressing room or down in the hotel lobby and I will call you when my presentation is done.

Bill:  Thanks Bea! Let’s get ready for your dinner date with Pete the Cactus!

Iris:  Woof! Bark! Snort! (translation:  Woo hoo! A dinner date with Pete the Cactus!)

OBSERVATIONS

Bea watches as Bill and Iris quietly exit their hotel room and walk into the hallway then they quietly close the hotel room door behind them. Bea lets out a sigh knowing Bill and Iris should be gone for at least one or two hours so she has time to present comments for her upcoming match without further interruptions.

Bea:  I’m sick of jerks in the business treating me like crap! I may not be the best wrestler in the wrestling world but I’m damn sure not at the bottom of the heap. During the Blast From The Past Tournament everyone will see how well I work with my partner Hitamashii and how well I take care of opponents. I feel our team has a good shot at winning the Tournament as Hitamashii is a team player. In previous Blast From The Past Tournaments both me and Bill were stuck with partners who worked against us instead of working for the benefit of our team. With Hitamashii on my team I know we have a great chance of winning this Tournament. This should be amusing because if you look at the pairings of the other teams you notice that most of them mix together like oil and water.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  People tend to believe that when they don’t like you, and when they hurl insulting and demeaning comments at you, that it affects you negatively as they feel they have made you feel poorly about yourself. As for me and Bill whether you like us or not doesn’t dictate how we feel about ourselves or how we perform in the wrestling ring. If you want to hate on us, especially since we are Asians, and you want to hurl stupid vile comments and insults our way then go for it. Whatever you attempt to do in talking down to us doesn’t dictate how we perform in the ring.

Bea rolls her eyes due to the fact that the level of Asian hate in the world is increasing and nobody gives a damn about the hate being spread around because those people don’t seem to care when racist and negative comments are thrown around when it concerns Asians. But when it concerns their ethnic background they feel that they need to complain about it. People need to understand that this situation is not a one-way street as traffic goes both directions.

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS

Bea: Let me be honest with you. I have to be honest because the majority of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are liars. I have held the Mixed Tag Team Championship with my husband Bill. Although to date that is the only Championship I’ve earned I am devastating in the ring. I am great with submissions and you can ask Violent Amelia Holt as she lost to me numerous times by submission. My partner, Hitamashii, worked in Sin City Underground and he held six Championships during his time there. As for Kim Pain all I got doing a search of her name under Championships was a blank screen. Well not a totally blank screen but a list of some off-the-wall Championships she claimed to have held in some obscure wrestling federations. As for Goth? I can’t say anything but good things about what Goth has accomplished in Sin City Wrestling. I was able to locate that he held Championships in Sin City Wrestling 10 times and there may be other Championships I didn’t see listed.

Bea gives a deep look and a smile into the camera.

Bea:  So what does all of that mean to me and Hitamashii? It means we are facing two opponents who, when combined, adds up to around one and a half opponents. Our team, on the other hand, adds up to two full blown opponents. The bottom line is me and Hitamashii will win and move on in the Blast From The Past Tournament while Goth and Kim will go home to stop the pain from their hurt pride.

PETE THE CACTUS AND IRIS RETURN FROM THEIR DINNER DATE

Bill calls Bea on her cell phone to let her know they are coming down the hallway to return to the hotel room. Bea excuses herself and opens the hotel room door for Bill, Vinnie, Pete the Cactus, and Iris enter the room. After Vinnie and Pete thank Bea for allowing Iris to go on a dinner with Pete they exit the hotel room and it comes down to Bea, Bill, and Iris.

Bea:  So. . .how did the dinner date go?

Bill:  Iris and Pete behaved and they had a great dinner date.

Iris smiles and spins around showing how happy she is on how her dinner date with Pete the Cactus went.

Bea:  Okay, Iris, time for you to get ready for bed. Daddy Bill will be in the bedroom shortly. You get ready for bed and he will be there with you soon.

Iris turns around and walks into the bedroom and she closes the bedroom door behind her. Bea then looks sternly into Bill’s eyes.

Bea:  Bill be honest with me. Did Iris and Pete really behave? They didn’t do anything sneaky? And they had a great time? Yes Pete and Iris behaved. No they didn’t do anything sneaky or illegal. And, yes, they had a great time. You can rest assured Pete and Iris don’t want to ruin their relationship so you can stop worrying. Now if you will excuse me I’m going to bed with Iris. Just let us know when you come to the bedroom after your presentation is over.

Bill walks to the bedroom and enters and he closes the door behind him. Bea is surprised that Pete and Iris behaved but she believes them.

CLOSING COMMENTS. . .MIXED FEELINGS

Bea:  As the Narrator mentioned in his opening comments I did call and talk to him and told him I have mixed feelings about this Blast From The Past Tournament match where me and my partner, Hitamashii, face off against the team of Goth and Kim Pain. To show you I’ve nothing to hide, and that it is my extreme pleasure to be teamed with Hitamashii in the Tournament, I will have Hitamashii on a call on my cell phone so you can hear my conversation with me.

Bea calls Hitamashii and they are now both live on their cell phones.

Bea:  Welcome to my camera time as I’m in the process of airing comments on our Blast From The Past Tournament match on Sunday, First I would like to state Dōmo arigatōgozaimasu for being my Tag Team Partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament.

Hitamashii:  Maraming salamat Bea! I see you studied a bit of the Japanese language. In response to your comment I want everyone to know that I thank you that you are my tag team partner for the Tournament.

Bea:  Wow! You have been learning some Tagalog! Thank you for thanking me for my comment in Tagalog. I will be honest with everyone that I am not fluent in Japanese as I am in Tagalog from the Philippines and English from the United States. I am just showing that I took the time to show that I do my research to give you a few phrases in Japanese. One of the reasons I am pleased to have you as my Tag Team partner is that Anata wa subarashī resurādesu as you are a great wrestler.

Hitamashii:  That’s a very nice comment that you feel I am a great wrestler Bea. I feel you are a great wrestler also and that makes us one of the teams with a great chance of winning the Tournament and I will also state my appreciation of your wrestling skills in Tagalog with Ikaw naman ay isang malaking mambubuno.

Bea:  I’m enjoying our back and forth using Japanese and Tagalog even though I am not fluent in Japanese. And in response to your last comment I will say Watashitachiha tōnamento ni kachimasu as I firmly believe we are going to win the Tournament.

Hitamashii:   I am also enjoying our back and forth in Japanese and Tagalog. It shows our respect and admiration of each other. Before I have to end our call I will state, in Tagalog, with  oo kami ay mananalo, which means, YES WE WILL WIN. I appreciate you calling me to have me involved in your comments on our upcoming match. Sorry to run off but I have an appointment to get to. Bye!

Bea:  Bye and thanks for being my Tag Team Partner.

Bea ends the call on her cell phone and then she looks into the camera to give her closing comments for today.

Bea:  In closing I wish to inform our opponents, Goth and Kim Pain, that I have mixed feelings about our match on Sunday. I’m sure you are wondering why I have mixed feelings about our match and that is something to make you wonder. The feelings I have start out with elation and bravery and the fact that I am proud to have Hitamashii as my Tag Team partner for the Blast From The Past Tournament. But I also feel sad, for you two, as one of you is a reasonably good and accomplished wrestler and I feel bad that we will send you home a loser in the Tournament, and the other one is an incompetent bitch of a wrestler who thinks her shit don’t stink so we feel overjoyed to teach her some manners and send her packing. To be honest I never feel bad when I defeat an opponent. To be honest I don’t care what happens to your two careers after me and Hitamashii defeat you and eliminate you from the Tournament. No matter how you feel or what you think the bottom line is that you two are losing to us and as we advance toward the finals in the Blast From The Past Tournament. But you two can still watch the remainder of the Tournament on television. I’m sorry that me and Hitamashii have to destroy your team’s dream in the Tournament but someone has to do it so it might as well be us. I finally have a partner in the Tournament who works well with me instead of the previous partners I had in the Blast From The Past Tournament who attacked me, their partner, more than they attacked our opponents. The world has their eyes on me and Hitamashii and they will not be disappointed by our performance. With that said I will see you two, Goth and Kim, this Sunday, at Climax Control 356, and we will eliminate you from the Blast From The Past Tournament. Never forget my tag line whish is HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT – I HIT HARDER!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments and the camera person calls into the Network to ask them what they want him to do. They tell them to put their camera into a slow fade to black and they do so and the fade begins to take place. Once the camera shot fades entirely to black the Network cuts to programming regularly scheduled for this time slot.

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Supercard Archives / Re: "BULLDOG" BILL BARNHART v "CHRONIC" CHRIS PAGE

« on: March 10, 2023, 06:48:57 PM »

*Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus used by permission of Gerrit*

ANOTHER SAVIOR TO DESTROY

Narrator:  From my perspective it appears that something is going on where Bill Barnhart continues to be placed in matches facing off against Savior members. At Climax Control 355 it was Mac Bane and now for Blaze of Glory XI it is “CHRONIC” Chris Page. I will cut my comments at that and leave the rest of what needs to be said to Bill Barnhart.

INTERVIEW WITH ANTHONY AMEY

The scene opens at the Michelob Ultra Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. The camera person walks around the inside of the Arena and we take in the different areas of the arena their camera captures. The camera person comes to the area where the wrestling ring is set up for Sin City Wrestling’s Blaze Of Glory XI. They walk into the area and walk toward the wrestling ring. When they start getting closer to the wrestling ring they see Bill and Bea Barnhart sitting at the Announcer’s Table where Jason Adams and Belinda Simone call the action of the matches. When Bill and Bea see the camera person approaching they stand up and greet them then they sit down at the Announcer’s Table again. They wait for the camera person to get their equipment set up so they can comment into the cameras for our enjoyment.

Bill:  I wish to thank those who have tuned in to hear our comments on my upcoming match.

Bea:  We made arrangements with Anthony Amey, the Sports Anchor at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta as he wanted to present questions to us for those viewing today. We will now ask the Network to start the video call between us and Anthony Amey.

The image of Anthony Amey, who is at the WSB-TV Channel 2 Sports Department, comes on the screen.

Anthony Amey:  Hi Bill. Hi Bea. And hi to all the viewers today. Are you two ready for some fan-submitted questions from your fans in the Atlanta Georgia area?

Bill:  We’re always ready to address our fans.

Anthony Amey:  First question. Are you are at 100 percent to face off against Chris Page. You had a brutal match with Mac Bane and the fans wonder if you are ready to go in your upcoming match.

Bill:  I did address that situation last week during my comments on my upcoming match. All wrestlers get injuries and bruises during wrestling matches. I’ve been in the business for a long time and I’m more able to deal with bruises, cuts, and pain, taken in a match because I have a high tolerance for pain. For the benefit of the fans I assure them I’m ready to go and ready to defeat Chris Page.

Anthony Amey:  Okay. But you didn’t reference where you are on the overall healthy thing. Would you classify yourself as going into your match with Chris Page that you are at 100 percent, 90 percent, 75 percent, or something else?

Bill:  I don’t release information like that Anthony. Without giving a percentage on the level of healthy I am for my match with Chris Page I’ll leave it at I’m fully ready, able, and capable, or easily defeating Chris Page.

Anthony Amey:   Second question. Why are there times where you defeat a wrestler who everyone said was nearly impossible to defeat and other times you lose to a wrestler who is obviously of lower abilities than you in the ring?

Bill:  I think every wrestler asks themselves that question. Sometimes both wrestlers in a match are of equal abilities and either one could end up with the win. Sometimes one wrestler has great abilities while their opponent does not possess that level of abilities and yet the less capable wrestler earns the win. It is simply something that happens to all wrestlers. There’s no way to go into a match knowing which factor might get you the win or get you the loss. My suggestion is for all wrestlers to always go into their matches with a positive attitude that they will win and then give their best efforts. Whether they win or lose they need to accept that and move on.

Anthony Amey:  The final question from our viewers is why you and Bea have given permission for Iris and Pete The Cactus to continue with a serious relationship?

Bill:  It is a harmless relationship between Pete and Iris. And with Iris being fixed there’s no chance of babies resulting from their relationship. I have invited Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus to come to our hotel room after me and Bea are done with our comments here at the arena. I have a surprise for both Vinnie and Pete. Do you want to comment on this one Bea?

Bea:  Although at first me and Bill thought the relationship was rather strange we figured since we are friends with Senor Vinnie that we should allow Iris and Pete to date. As long as Iris doesn’t get hurt from the Spines of Pete we’re fine. And, yes, I know what Bill’s surprise is for Pete and Iris. This should be very interesting.

Anthony Amey:  Thanks for responding to these questions. This ends our video call and I wish you the best in your match against Chris Page.

Bill:  Thanks Anthony.

Bea:  Thanks Anthony.

HOW THINGS MEASURE UP

Bill:  Chris I wish to take some time to talk about how we measure up with each other. From what I’ve heard, from you anyway, my calculation is that over our wrestling careers we’ve held about the same number of Championships. I don’t wish to try to compare Championships we’ve held separating them by Division. Just accept that we have been equally successful in the sport of wrestling. The next thing is how we measure up physically. I’m 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds and you are listed at 6 feet four inches and 248 pounds. I also notice that while I’m 39 years of age you are 47 years of age which puts you 8 years older than me. I will take those 8 years being younger than you as an advantage. Now, Chris, before you start talking ignorantly, like most wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling do, by making statements that I’m too old for the sport of wrestling and that I should retire, remember that when you make a comment like that you are proving your ignorance as you are 8 years older than I am.

Bea:  The Bombshells do that to me also Chris. I am only 31 years of age and yet half the Bombshells are older than I am. They talk crap about me being too old to be in the sport of wrestling while they are older than I am with a few of them old enough to be my mother.

Bill:  So, Grandpa Chris, have fun getting your ass kicked by me at Blaze Of Glory XI because I’m coming into this match to show everyone what the hell I’m about.

BEFORE AND AFTER AND RUNNING SCARED

Bill:  Chris you think you’re handsome and cute like a little puppy dog like the one in this graphic I will show you.

Bill:  Pretty much a good looking dog there eh Chris? But after I get done pounding on you, tossing you around the ring, slamming you to the mat, and several other things I will do to you this next graphic shows what you will look like after the damage I inflict on you in our match.

Bill bursts out in extremely loud laughter and the comparison photos he just showed to Chris Page. Bill finally gets his laughter under control.

Bill:  Sorry for the laughter Chris but you are an easy target and the things you say and do makes people burst out in uncontrollable laughter.

Bea:  Are you going to use the other example you showed me? The one about running scared?

Bill:  Of course Bea! Chris I’m sure you’re familiar with The Muppet Show. There is a character on the show named Professor Bunson Honeydew and his assistant is Beaker. Professor Honeydew comes up with a lot of concepts and inventions only to have most of them blow up I his face. The other thing Professor Honeydew does is to force his assistant, Beaker, to be his test subject for most of his experiments. The majority of Professor Honeydew’s experiments fail and often they blow up and cause damage to his Laboratory and to Beaker. Although Beaker has a very limited vocabulary which consists of MEEP MEEP MEEP when Professor Honeydew has failed experiments and Beaker gets injured we hear Beaker scream out the following. . .

Bill again goes into uncontrollable laughter and it takes him over one minute to recover from the laughter so he can continue with his comments.

Bea:  We are done with our presentation from the Michelob Ultra Arena. We will return to our hotel room and continue broadcasting from there. We invited Senor Vinnie and Pete the Cactus to visit with us as we have a surprise for Vinnie and Pete.

A DATE FOR PETE THE CACTUS AND IRIS

The camera person cuts their camera feed and after a short time they return online to live broadcast from Bill and Bea’s hotel room. We get a shot of Bill, Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, sitting on the couch. There is a knock on the hotel room door and when Bea opens the door they are greeted by Senor Vinnie and Pete the Cactus. Bea escorts Vinnie and Pete The Cactus to join them on the couch.

Bea:  Welcome back. We returned to our hotel room after our presentation from the Michelob Ultra Arena. We invited Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus over for a visit.

Bill:  Me and Bea agreed that we wanted to present a nice gift to Pete and Iris since they are seriously dating again.

Vinnie:  A gift for Pete and Iris? Do I get a gift too?

Bea:  Vinnie you’re already a great gift. We’ll find something nice for you but this current situation is about Iris and Pete The Cactus.

Bill:  We decided to allow Pete The Cactus and Iris to continue with their serious dating again. The reason we invited you two to visit us at our hotel room is that we want to present Iris and Pete with a dinner date downstairs in the hotel at their restaurant. They can order whatever food and drinks they want and we will pay the bill for them.

Bea:  Are you okay with that Vinnie?

Vinnie:  I think those two will be okay on their own for a short time. Still wish you two had a gift for me also. But I can wait until you get me something.

Bea:  I hired a dog walker to come to escort Pete and Iris to the hotel restaurant. They will keep a close watch on them and they will also keep track of their spending.

There is a knock on the hotel room door. Bea answers the door and it is the dog walker. The dog walker is surprised that instead of just escorting a dog she will also be escorting a Cactus.

Bea:  Thank you for taking this assignment to supervise our English Bulldog Iris and Vinnie’s friend Pete The Cactus to the restaurant downstairs. Please ensure you keep a close watch on them and keep track of their cost for meals and drinks. If the two get rowdy or out of control, or for some other reason you feel you need to bring them back to our room, please do so.

The dog walker leaves with Pete and Iris to go to the restaurant. Bea closes the door and returns to sitting on the couch with Bill and Vinnie.

COMMENTS ON COMMENTS MADE

Bea:  I sure hope Iris and Pete behave. Don’t want them to freak out the dog walker.

Bill:  They will be fine. How much trouble could Pete The Cactus and Iris get into in around an hour timeframe?

Bill, Bea, and Vinnie look at each other and then the three burst out in laughter over the thought that Pete and Iris could actually stay out of trouble for more than five minutes.

Bill:  Vinnie while Pete and Iris are out on their data I am going to broadcast some comments for my upcoming match with Chris Page. Are you okay while I present comments for my match?

Vinnie:  Of course! It has been a long time since we did a joint presentation on a match. I’ve heard your comments up to this point in time and now to hear your comments live is a pleasure.

Bill:  I want to comment on two items Chris Page talked about and I’ll be as general in my comments as possible.

Bea:  I’m looking forward to your comments.

Vinnie:  Me too.

Bill:  Gee, Chris, I see that you’re assuming a lot based on your comments on our upcoming match. You know the saying goes that when you ASSUME something you just make an ASS out of U and ME. I love your baseless statements claiming that I challenged wrestlers like Mac Bane and Godly Ken Davison. Hmmm…shall we now have the truth presented to counter what you claimed? Since I stepped into Sin City Wrestling I only challenged three wrestlers. They are Fenris. . .Griffin Hawkins. . .and Casey Williams. Those are the three wrestlers I wanted to face off against in the ring as I considered  them as Dream Matches for me. I admit I lost to Fenris and Griffin Hawkins but nobody wins every match. To date Casey Williams has decided not to accept my open offer. So to clear the air publicly, and to show the world that you are a liar, I never asked for, or demanded, a match against Mac Bane or Ken Davison or you. I was assigned to those matches by Management and I wasn’t asked for my input by Management before they assigned me to those matches. Sorry to be hard on you Chris but lying is way low down on my list of detestable behavior items.

Bea:  Well stated Bill.

Vinnie:  Love the comments Bill.

Bill:  I have one more comment and this one concerns the attempted intimidation tried by Chris Page. Oh, Chris, I find it amusing that you commented that everyone has some sort of inner beast and that some people can control their inner beast while others cannot prevent the inner beast from coming out and hurting others. I have an inner demon that I’ve talked about numerous times. I guess you didn’t pay attention or you would have known that and would not have tried to intimidate me with your inner beast comment. My inner demon was inflamed when I was abused by Goth and some of the wrestlers on the roster of that Federation to the point that I could not control it and it would come out and cause me to severely injure my opponents. I was asked to get that inner demon under control or I would be fired from the Federation. I visited my family doctor, Doctor Kim, in Duluth, Georgia, and he worked with me on how to control the inner demon and prevent it from getting out unless I allow it to come out. Well, Chris, here’s the situation. I’m coming to our match not with the intention of releasing my inner demon to hurt you. I have the intention, in every match I’m assigned to, to keep the inner demon contained and under control. However if you want to test me, by bringing out the pathetic little thing you call your inner beast to try to damage me, then I’ll release my inner demon and destroy you. Never forget that I defeated my half-brother Chris Shipman who spent his entire lifetime trying to destroy me but I’m still here and nobody has heard from Chris Shipman for years. Never forget that I defeated Satan numerous times and the last time he challenged me for my soul I put the stipulation if he loses to me he can never challenge me for my soul again for eternity. If you think you’re more than what Chris Shipman and Satan tried to do to me then go for it. Whatever happens to you if you try is your fault. . .not mine.

Bea:  Wow!

Vinnie:  Double Wow!

DINNER DATE FOR PETE AND IRIS IS OVER

Bea’s cell phone rings. She has a concerned look on her face then ends the call.

Bea:  That was the dog walker. She said Pete and Iris got into a bit of trouble in the restaurant so she is bringing them back to our hotel room. They should be here quickly then we can evaluate what happened.

There is a knock n the door and when Bea opens the door the dog walker enters leading an obviously drunk Iris and Pete. Bea takes possession of Pete and Iris and then she pays the dog walker for her services and gives her a hefty tip. Bea drags Iris and Pete to stand in front of the couch and then Bea sits down on the couch. Both Pete and Iris look sad as they know they are about to get scolded.

Bea:  The dog walker told me that Pete and Iris had a great dinner date and there were no incidents concerning dinner. But then Pete and Iris walked over to the bar and started drinking alcoholic beverage. She said Pete was drinking Tequila while Iris was drinking Rum and Coke. After several drinks both of them were getting tipsy and when the dog walker tried to get them away from the bar they got attitudes and argued with her. When some of the other patrons tried to help Pete and Iris wanted to start a fight with them. That’s when the dog walker hurried to bring Iris and Pete back to our hotel room. Bill. . .Vinnie. . .do you want to discuss this with Pete and Iris before Vinnie takes Pete back to his room?

Bill:  *smells the breath of Iris* Well for sure you were drinking Rum and Coke. Iris you stepped outside the boundaries we set for you and Pete so you need to be punished. Please get into the bedroom and close the door after you enter the room. We will have a talk about this again tomorrow morning.

Iris turns and walks to the bedroom door but before entering the bedroom she gives a longing look to Pete The Cactus then she walks into the bedroom and closes the door.

Vinnie:  Pete! I’m disappointed in you! We trusted you to give Iris a great dinner date and not cause trouble then you get drunk on Tequila! Bill. . .Bea. . .I will bring Pete to our hotel room now. I will have a heart-to-heart, man-to-man. . .I mean man-to-Cactus. . .talk and straighten him out. I hope this incident won’t end the relationship between Pete and Iris.

Bill:  Their relationship is safe. I’m just disappointed the two of them over-stepped the boundaries we put on them.

Bea:  Rest easy Vinnie. These two are a “thing” and we’re not going to break up their relationship.

Senor Vinnie thanks Bill and Bea for being understanding and cool-headed over this incident. He then gives a stern look at Pete before grabbing his arm and dragging him out of their hotel room into the hallway. Pete protests to Vinnie but he realizes his protest is useless so he relaxed and gives into Vinnie bring him back to their hotel room.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Oh, Chris, you are amusing to say the least. In addition I feel you are a twit which means a silly foolish person. If you’ve paid attention since the time I came to Sin City Wrestling you would know that I am a fan of the group Pink Floyd. I enjoy their song ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL and I use the concept of that song at times to let my opponent know what I think of them. With that said here is the Bill Barnhart version of a section of lyrics from Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall that I call ANOTHER TWIT IN THE HALL.

I don’t need wrestling education. . .
As I’m the best wrestler in the nation. . .
Chris if you think you’ve got it all. . .
Then for damn sure you’re gonna fall. . .
All in all you’re just another twit in the hall. . .
All in all you’re just another twit in the hall.

Bill:  Have a great time leading up to our match. Once you step into the ring with me, and realize what a horrible mistake you made accepting this match against me, the great time you were having leading up to our match just turned into hell on Earth for you.

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes black.

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Supercard Archives / Re: "BULLDOG" BILL BARNHART v "CHRONIC" CHRIS PAGE

« on: March 02, 2023, 11:31:57 AM »

*Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus used by permission of Gerrit*

DOWN BUT NOT OUT

Narrator:  After a demanding and brutal match against Mac Bane for the World Heavyweight Championship Bill Barnhart came up a little short with Mac Bane winning the match and retaining the World Heavyweight Championship. Bill, unlike most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, isn’t a whining little bitch who cries and whines about the losses. Bill told me he saw the match as an amazing match and although he didn’t win he holds his head high and he congratulated Mac for his win.

DOWN BUT NOT OUT

The scene switches to Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is the town where Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris live. Today they are broadcasting from Alexander Park in Lawrenceville located off Scenic Highway. Alexander Park is a nice park with many things to do. There are two play areas for kids, over a mile of walking trails, there is a large dog park with one side for small dogs under 40 pounds and another for large dogs over 40 pounds. Iris doesn’t like the dog park since she doesn’t appreciate having the other dogs always wanting to sniff her butt. There is also a very nice Disc Golf course consisting of 18 holes and a very demanding layout. The camera person pans around Alexander Park and then when they are done giving the viewers a view of Alexander Park they come to rest on Bill, Bea, and Iris, where they are sitting in one of the small pavilion areas in the park. They let Bill and Bea know they are live broadcasting and they launch into their comments.

Bill:  Thank you for joining us today. We’re relaxing at Alexander Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is located 6 miles from our home in Lawrenceville. I wish Iris was more into the dog park but she gets testy when other dogs shove their noses between her legs to smell her butt and private parts. Iris doesn’t understand that’s how dogs communicate. Can’t expect an English Bulldog to have logical thought eh?

Bea:  I’m glad that the match between Mac and Bill went well. I know there were people who were claiming I was going to interfere in the match but I’ve already made it clear that their accusations are false. I was concerned when I saw Kat come to the match with Mac but she also stayed out of the match. When a match is fair, and without interference, it always makes for an enjoyable match.

Bill:  Bea would you like to comment on your team for the Blast From The Past Tournament?

Bea:  Of course I do. I didn’t do what other wrestlers were doing which is they wanted to get teamed with only certain wrestlers. All I hoped for was to have a talented and dedicated partner to work for our team. Both me and Bill have been in the Blast From The Past Tournament and each time we ended up with partners who were more interested in destroying our teams than to work for the benefit of our teams. When the drawing for Blast From The Past teams was in progress I got teamed with Hitamashii. I feel that with Hitamashii, who is a very talented and positive wrestler, that we have a great shot at winning the Blast From The Past. I know there are many of the other teams thinking we’re full of crap for thinking that but we are confident of our team’s ability to win the Tournament.

Bill:  At this time I would like to comment on my match with Mac Bane. I have people asking me questions concerning that match. They ask me if I’m sore, especially in my arm and shoulder, and of course I’m sore as the match was only a short time ago and it takes time to heal and recover from stuff like that. Nobody heals the next day in case you don’t know how things work. On top of that you need to know that in my wrestling career there have been numerous times where I’ve suffered serious injuries and the next week was placed in a wrestling match and I still performed amazingly well and won most of those after-injury matches. I have more respect for Mac now than I did before that match. Now please stop with the stupid questions. And if you’re not able to ask logical and intelligent questions then just shut the hell up!

CALL FROM SENOR VINNIE AND PETE THE CACTUS

Bill’s cell phone rings and Bill apologizes to the viewers and he states it must be important for Vinnie to call him while he is airing comments for his upcoming match.

Bill:  Vinnie! How are you and Pete The Cactus doing?

Vinnie:  I’m doing great! Pete is doing well but he sure misses his girlfriend Iris.

Bill:  We will get those two together again soon. They need to pick up where they left off with their dating. So what prompted you to call?

Vinnie:  Bill I know you are hurting physically from your loss to Mac Bane at Climax Control 355. Both of you got hurt during the match and it will take time for you and Mac to stop aching from the physical things of that match. I would like to offer you something that may help you recover quicker.

Bill:  What’s that?

Vinnie:  You know my friend, Lolita, who is the owner of the massage parlor you have visited with me several times. He also does Brazilian Wax Jobs and I am willing to treat you to several sessions of Lolita’s massages and Brazilian Wax Jobs. After all he thinks you are cute.

Bill:  What? I enjoy the massages but come on Vinnie! How in the hell is someone ripping the hair off your pubic area with a Brazilian Wax Job going to make someone forget about the pain inflicted during my wrestling match with Mac Bane? If anything the Brazilian Wax Job would cause more pain on me than Mac did. You remember Lolita did that for me once, as your request, and I ended up running down the street with a sheet wrapped around me because the pain was unbearable. Please tell Lolita that I appreciate his offer but I’ll skip the Brazilian Wax Job but I wouldn’t mind to have me and Bea visit him to get massages.

Bea:  Also, Vinnie, I don’t want Bill to do that Brazilian Wax Job thing again. Bill is hair and manly and to have hair removed from his pubic area and butt take away from his sexiness. I just love my hairy husband!

Vinnie:  Uh. . .okay. Where are you guys right now? It looks like you’re in a park.

Bill:  We’re broadcasting from Alexander Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Me and Bea and Iris is here.

Bill sets his camera on a table in the small pavilion and he and Bea and Iris get in the camera shot. Vinnie and Pete The Cactus do the same thing and they conduct a short video call for the benefit of Iris and Pete The Cactus. Pete and Iris have a very exciting and animated conversation and then it is time for Bill and Vinnie to end their call.

Bill:  I have to end the call now as I’m broadcasting comments for my match at Blaze Of Glory XI against Chris Page. Talk with you another time Vinnie.

Bill and Vinnie end their video call and Bill returns to commenting on his match against Chris Page.

EVERYONE IS DEMANDING A MATCH AGAINST BILL BARNHART

Bill:  So, Chris, you feel you are a gift from the gods to the sport of wrestling eh? Seems to me your ego is a bit too large and needs to be deflated, or to use a better term, burst, and who better to do that than me. I mean, come on Chris, you brag about having won many Championships but we can’t find information about those Championships. I’ve straight up told people the Championships I previously held but I also made it clear that all those Championships I earned in the past are just that. . .in the past. You want to think of yourself as tough and durable? We’ll see just how tough and durable you are when I destroy you at Blaze Of Glory XI. All I can say about your baseless bragging is WHAT THE F*CK!!!

Click the link below to play the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha8tNPmtDqk

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! Damn! That Parrot got your number Chris! HAR HAR HAR!!!

Bea:  What are you laughing about Bill? I had to do something with Iris and I missed what you were talking about.

Bill:  Do you remember the video on YouTube of the Parrot that says WHAT THE F*CK?

Bea:  Yes.

Bill:  After my previous comments to Chris Page I had the Network put that video on the screen. I always laugh hard when I see that Parrot saying WHAT THE F*CK.

WHO WILL WIN AT BLAZE OF GLORY XI

Bill:  Chris I need to explain a few things for you. I’ll try to talk slowly and in short sentences so your brain won’t be overloaded and explode. You’re equating how well you expect to do against me in our upcoming match based on your previous performances, in various wrestling federations, but that doesn’t mean shit against me. Maybe in the other wrestling federations where they have pre-decided winners you ended up with enough wins to satisfy you. Sin City Wrestling isn’t one of those wrestling federations that has matches decided on who will win before the match is started. Nope. They rely on the talent, drive, and dedication of the wrestlers to decide the outcome of matches. I’ve never had a win in a match handed to me for not performing well. I’ve earned every win I have in my career. If you have over-confidence by trying to make believe I’m not a great wrestler and a tough challenge then you’re the one who has the wrong thoughts.

Bea:  Yeah, Bill, I’ve noticed a lot of the Bombshells under-estimate their opponents and their wrestling abilities while over-estimating their own wrestling abilities.

Bill:  I know you have been successful in the wrestling ring. Nobody is denying what you have accomplished in the past. But the past is gone and cannot be recovered. Only the future can be approached and taken by wrestlers like me who look positively into the future. If you want to live in the past so be it. I live in today, tomorrow, and into the future. I know what I’m capable of in the wrestling ring and I know what my abilities and talents are. Our match simply comes down to which of us has more trust in their wrestling abilities and talents. I know that person is me and it doesn’t matter what you think.

Bea:  Bill it is starting to get dark and we need to leave Alexander Park and return home so we can feed Iris and then we can have our dinner.

Bill:  Thanks for the heads up Bea. Well that’s all I have to comment on today. I’ll have more comments on my match against Chris Page when we get closer to the date for Blaze Of Glory XI. See you soon Chris. No that’s not a polite comment or greeting. It is a promise of a meeting with me at Blaze Of Glory XI that you don’t want me to keep.

The camera person prepares to shut down their camera feed but before they do so they call into the Network to let them know. The Network thanks them for the notification and very quickly the Network switches back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot and our screen
goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW

« on: February 24, 2023, 09:16:14 PM »

THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bill and Bea Barnhart before I came on screen to give my lead-in comments concerning Bill’s World Heavyweight Championship match against Mac Bane at Climax Control 355. Bill and Bea informed me they’ve had enough of the lies, insults, interference in matches, and cheating by opponents, and they said they are making it clear that the bullshit stops now. With that said I turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart, along with their English Bulldog Iris, at their hotel room located near the Reno Events Center were this edition of Climax Control is being held.

WORKING HARD TO RESOLVE SOMETHING

When the scene shifts from the Narrator to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart we watch as the camera pans the hotel room but there is no sign of Bill or Bea Barnhart. Iris, however, is curled up on the couch relaxing. Although this appears strange we have to assume there is a logical reason for this. As the camera person continues panning we start hearing voices coming from down the hallway. The camera person walks down the hallway and when they come to the bathroom door, which is closed, we hear the voices of Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Bill:  Damn! This sucks! If the hotel management finds out what happened here they will be after us to pay for damages! We don’t have time for this as the camera person is supposed to be arriving shortly to air our comments for Climax Control 355.

Bea:  If the camera person shows up before we’re done they will have to wait. As for Management at the hotel they shouldn’t charge us for damages for doing something that is natural and honest. It’s not like we’re doing something illegal.

Bill:  You know how people are Bea. They think some things should only take place in the bedroom or kitchen and when something like this takes place in the bathroom they get all stupid and upset.

Bea:  To hell with what others think Bill! Just stick it inside and push and pull it so that we can have the pleasure of knowing this item has been taken care of!

Bill:  Are you sure Bea? You know that the camera person is supposed to be at our hotel room any moment and if they arrive and hear our noise it might get broadcast to the world.

Bea:  Just push and pull Bill! Yeah. . .oh yeah. . .OH YEAH. . .like that. . .like that. . .LIKE THAT. . .make the room rock!

We hear loud grunting, groaning, and moaning and we’re trying to figure out what’s going on in the bathroom with Bill and Bea but we know it isn’t right to make assumptions.

Bill:  *Grunt. . .groan. . .moan. . .whoop. . .breathing heavily* Oh yeah! Here we go Bea! We got it now! We just have to push and pull in and out and the situation will be over!

We hear more loud grunting, groaning, and moaning, then we hear a thud which sounds like Bill and Bea may have collapsed on the bathroom floor. There is an eerie silence and we’re wondering if the camera person will call hotel management to come and see what happened. However, just as the camera person pulls out their cell phone to call hotel management they hear the bathroom door unlock and they hear the hinges on the door squeak when Bill and Bea open the door. The camera person swings their camera around to see Bill and Bea exiting the bathroom and we notice both are covered in sweat. We also notice that Bill is holding a toilet plunger in his hand. When Bill and Bea see the camera person they begin to imagine what the camera person, and the viewers, must be thinking, especially with a toilet plunger involved.

Bill:  This is not what you think! Please allow me to explain. Before the camera person arrived I had to take a dump. I’m one of those guys who, when they need to take a serious dump, I get on the toilet and do my business. Well I did it better than I usually do and when I attempted to flush the toilet clogged. I tried again and the toilet was still clogged. I knew if I continued to flush the toilet it wouldn’t clear the clog and the toilet might overflow onto the bathroom floor.

Bea:  Bill called me to help him and the two of us took up the toilet plunger and we were trying to get the clog to drain. We tried then we realized we had to push and pull on the plunger harder. That was the noise and conversation you heard.

Bill:  I knew since we clogged the toilet if we called hotel management they would probably charge us for them to unclog the toilet so we decided to do it ourselves to prevent having to pay a service fee.

Bea:  If you’ll please excuse us for a moment me and Bill will go into the bedroom and get cleaned up and changed. We have a bathroom off the bedroom and the one here in the hallway that got clogged up is the second bathroom. Thanks.

Bill drops the toilet plunger on the bathroom floor and he follows Bea into the bedroom and closes the door behind him. After a short time the bedroom door opens and Bill and Bea come out and sit on the couch with Iris so they can present their comments for Climax Control 355.

THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW

Bea:  I’d like to start our comments by telling you that we’re going to make the bullshit stop now. We’ve had enough bullshit against us and we’re putting an end to it. I demand to know why nobody gets removed from ringside, or suspended, when they physically attack someone during a match, or before a match, or they interfere in a match, but when I simply react to cheating opponents, and those associated with those opponents who interfere in matches, or help our opponents violate the rules, or they perpetrate attacks on me and Bill, that I’m always the one to get punished and removed from ringside while those committing the disgusting cheating acts, violating the rules, or attacking us, are allowed to remain at ringside. Go ahead and attempt to explain and validate that bullshit if you dare. Try as you might I flatly state that THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW!!!

With that comment Bea flips her middle finger into the camera.

Bea:  In one of Bill’s matches he got attacked while on his way to get into the ring. This happened before he got into the ring and, of course, well before the Referee had the Timekeeper ring the bell to officially start that match. The Referee did nothing concerning the attack on Bill which violated the rules. Nobody else in Sin City Wrestling did anything concerning the attack on Bill. Then the wrestler who perpetrated the attack tried to claim that attacking someone who is on their way to the ring for their match is okay and not a violation of the rules. Seriously? Seriously? SERIOUSLY???  If you all want to go that route then let’s go! Me and Bill can also attack our opponents who are on the way to their match since everyone else in Sin City Wrestling lets it slide when others do that to us. If you’re looking for a war you only have to look at me and Bill.

Bea looks at Bill and she lets him know it is his time to make comments.

Bill:  Well stated Bea! Thanks! I want to take you on a discussion concerning Super Heroes versus Villains. I’ve noticed something and I wonder how many others actually pay attention and notice the same things I notice. With most super heroes they either act alone or have one partner. With most villains they rarely act alone but hire a few, several, or dozens, of partners so they can gang up on the super heroes. I have to ask you to ask yourself this question. If they’re such great, powerful, and intelligent, villains why do they need all that help to take on and try to defeat a single super hero or one that has one partner? Hmmm.

Bill puts on his deep thought look then he continues with his comments.

Bill:  Let me take that concept as it relates to Sin City Wrestling and let’s see what we have. Bea has had many Bombshell wrestlers who have one or more partners to perpetrate attacks on her and others in Sin City Wrestling who don’t bow to them. Same goes for the Male wrestlers I have to put up with here in Sin City Wrestling. They talk a lot of tough talk but they still have to obtain help from one or more partners to perpetrate attacks on me and others. So, all of you who fit into that description of a pathetic piece of shit villain, why do you have to gang up on others when you think you’re unable to be defeated? Only cowards pull that bullshit by hiring friends to gang up on others and then they run around bragging how great they are as individuals. Talk is cheap and apparently you all spend overtime thinking up cheap talk.

Bill gives another stern look into the camera.

Bill:  The bottom line is changing with me and Bea and Vinnie. There are even a few wrestlers that I have made peace with and soon we will be teamed with, and support, them in their wrestling endeavors as they do in supporting ours. Since we know most of you who brag, but need lots of assistance to get the job done, are cowards who need that assistance, we have the advantage. If you attack us before our match officially starts then we’ll do that to you. If you continue to bitch, moan, and whine, to the Referee to get people, especially Managers, removed from ringside, then that will start happening to you and your Managers or Valets. What goes around. . .comes around.

This time Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  We notice that the majority of wrestlers who challenge me or Bea, claiming they can take us out one-on-one, nearly always have to have someone standing by to attack me or Bea, or to interfere in the match, or do something else with the purpose of screwing us out of our win in the match. Only cowards cannot get the job done on their own. I’m sorry that I have to be the one to cram the truth down your throats. We know you hate the truth about you and other wrestlers but we don’t give a damn what you hate! You started this bullshit and we’re putting an end to it!

MAKING A LIST OF THOSE WHO NEED TO BE TAKEN DOWN

Bea:  We’re making a list of those who have given us crap, insulted us, threatened us, either before or during our matches, and those people will be taken down. Since you’re the ones who issued threats we’re the ones who will counter those threats and take corrective action against you.

Bill:  Are we going to tell you which of you are on our list? HELL NO!!! Are we going to tell you what we’re going to do to take action against you to retaliate for your crap or put you out of the game? HELL NO!!! You’ll find out when it hits your face.

Bea:  Here’s the problem with other wrestlers. They believe by giving us crap, insulting us, and attacking us either during or before our matches, that they’re gaining an advantage. Now that shit would work against weak-minded morons and cowardly idiots but not against me and Bill. All you do by your cowardly attacks and insults is prove you ‘re the ones running scared. You have been exposed!

MAC BANE’S TIME TO BE UNDER THE MICROSCOPE

Bill:  Here’s some stuff for you Mac. Remember that Satan tried the same bullshit against me. Remember that for twenty years he tried to win my soul for eternity but he was unable to win my soul for eternity because I’m a genius and he’s a moron just like you are. In Satan’s twenty-first attempt I drew the line and gave him a final challenge. I told Satan he could pick the challenge and I’ll pick who the judges of the competition will be. Satan decided on a dance-off and you can imagine his surprise when I said I’ll pick one hundred of his demon minions to be the ones to vote on our dance contest. Satan was so excited as he thought he knew he had this competition in the bag along with earning soul for eternity. I guess even Satan, who lost to me twenty consecutive times, was still such a moron that he didn’t realize he was going to lose to me again and this time his loss stands for eternity. Oh how surprised Satan was when the final votes came in from his demon minions and he lost the dance off challenge and he had to go away from me for eternity and never challenge me for my soul again.

Bill winks into the camera.

Bill:  Mac let me remind you that my half-brother Chris Shipman promised to kill me and eliminate me off the face of the Earth. He tried everything he could think of and yet I’m still here, alive and well, and nobody knows where the hell Chris Shipman is. I’m still alive and nobody knows if Chris Shipman is even still alive. For damn sure, Mac, if Satan and my half-brother Chris Shipman couldn’t put me away then for you to think you can do it makes your remarks even more idiotic. Mac I will continue charging forward, full-speed ahead, and mow down everyone in my path whether or not they’re  holding a Championship or not. But if it is someone who is holding a Championship, like you are Mac, then I’ll defeat them and earn that Championship when I defeat them. You, and all the other jerks and assholes in Sin City Wrestling kept pushing at us and yet me and Bea held back as we’re not moronic idiotic assholes like you are. However, since you and all the others who who did shit to us think you’re justified in your behavior then we’re releasing the assholes within us and we don’t care who we hurt taking them out to the trash dumpster.

WHAT IS ALLOWED AND WHAT IS NOT ALLOWED

Bea:  Watch all the assholes who perpetrated backstage attacks, attacks on us while we were headed to the ring, or attacks on us before we got into the ring, and attacked us before our match officially started, and who had their thugs attack us start whining and complaining. I can’t wait to hear you all crying when the same stuff starts happening to you. It reminds me of one of my friends. She was married and she would yell and scream at her husband, insult him, demean him, scratch him and make his skin bleed, and threaten to kill him. All this time they were married her husband never lifted a hand to her. He realized he married a disgusting pathetic bitch of a coward so he tried to ignore her and her abuse. One day my friend was abusing her husband again and this time she landed punches to his head and face. Her husband immediately replied by punching her in the face. My friend was so shocked that she started crying and she blurted out: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT A WOMAN! and her husband replied YOU HIT ME FIRST SO THAT MEANS IT’S RETALIATION TIME! Guess what? My friend never hit her husband again after that incident. So to the many cowardly, chickenshit, idiots, here in Sin City Wrestling, who do this abusive crap to others, I warn you now that if you perpetrate that crap again you’ll be taken down and taken out! And don’t run around acting like you’re the victims when you’re the ones who have been perpetrating this crap for a long time!

WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT AT CLIMAX CONTROL 355

Bill:  I’ll start our comments concerning what everyone, especially Mac Bane, can expect at Climax Control 355. First item. You all tried to state that due to the fact that me and Bea were not scheduled for a match at Climax Control 353 that we were running scared. Although all you cowards on the Sin City Wrestling roster tried to play it up that me and Bea were running scared and going into hiding the truth is that we were NOT scheduled by Management for a match for that event so we returned to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to take care of some things to take advantage of the break of being off the card. LIE NUMBER ONE DESTROYED! The second item is that those same cowardly fools then tried to use the same argument when me and Bea were not assigned to a match at Climax Control 354. The rumors were running faster than someone taking a shit when they have a bad case of diarrhea. . .EWWWW!!! Well their bullshit rumors fell dead on the floor like all the other rumors these idiots spread around. For the education of you fools I was selected for Jury Duty in Gwinnett County and when you are scheduled for Jury Duty you must be available for the entire term of that assignment. For me that Jury Duty assignment was from Monday, February 13, 2023 to Friday February 17, 2023. LIE NUMBER TWO DESTROYED!  People even tried to claim that me and Bea won’t be at Climax Control 355. Here’s the truth. Now both of us are available for matches and you see Management has given me a shot at Mac Bane and the World Heavyweight Championship at Climax Control 355.  LIE NUMBER THREE DESTROYED!    So what can you expect from me Mac? A severe ass kicking. . .you lose the match. . .and I walk away as Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion to defend that Championship at Blaze Of Glory XI.

Bea:  What else can you fools expect at Climax Control 355? Expect me to be at ringside, in Bill’s corner, as his Manager, and there’s nothing you idiots can think up as a way to have me removed from ringside serving as Bill’s Manager. Your lies and your attempt to bribe the Referee assigned to this match will fail as I have done nothing wrong. Anyone who interferes in this match. . .anyone who cheats in this match. . .anyone who tries to bribe the Referee in this match. . .anyone who does anything remotely related to an attack on me or Bill. . .will be severely dealt with and you won’t enjoy the outcome unless you enjoy being admitted to an Intensive Care Unit.

Bill:  Damn Bea! You’re fired up more than I’ve seen you previously! If I was in the group of fools and idiots who want to try all that illegal crap to cheat me out of a win in this match I wouldn’t risk doing it and getting severely beat down and possibly sent to the hospital.

Bea:  That what they get if they mess with me and my man!

Bill:  Those jerks and fools should also realize that in addition to you watching things I have Senor Vinnie keeping an eye on things. There are two others in Sin City Wrestling who are watching out for our well-being but I will not mention who they are at this time. Should Mac feel the need to hire people to perpetrate illegal crap and attacks on us then he’ll quickly find out who the other two persons are.

Bea:  Oooooo! I love a mystery! Tell me who they are Bill!

Bill:  Nope! They will not be revealed unless Mac something, or someone who supports him pulls some crap. And if that happens, the the other two persons who are watching our backs will make an appearance and that’s when you, and everyone else, will find out who they are.

WHAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE?

Bill:  In the world of Accounting the Bottom Line is what amount you have remaining after you take into account Income minus expenditures. What is left is your bottom line. Everyone does this type of accounting even if all they do is balance their checkbook and bank account. An example might be that after payday your checking account has $1,000 in the account. For the sake of this example say the amount of your bills you have to pay from this payday is $900. At that point in time you bottom line is $100 in a positive balance. However when you also add into the equation for this payday of having expenses expenses for food and gas for your car you may find that you spent an additional $150 over what your total budget was and now your bottom line is negative $50. Yep. You’re in the hole and couldn’t cover your required expenses.

Bea:  For us the largest expenditure per month from our budget is food for Iris. Damn that Dog can eat a lot! Ha ha ha!

Iris perks up at hearing her name but when she realizes Mommy Bea is teasing her she lets out a snort and returns to her nap time.

Bill:  Mac let’s talk person to person, man to man, wrestler to wrestler. What I’ve seen of you in the sport of wrestling is that although you managed several wins, including earning Championships, you also are like every other wrestler who also has taken numerous losses. This is the case with most wrestlers and you are not an exception to taking losses. With that fresh in everyone’s mind let me tell you about my career in wrestling. Over my 20 years in the sport of wrestling I’ve earned a hell of a lot of wins and a hell of a lot of Championships. I don’t have the exact number of Championships I’ve earned over my career but the number of Championships is not the main objective. The main objective is to give your best performance at all times, obey the rules, and give the fans a great performance. That, Mac, I’ve done over and over and over again while most other wrestlers just act the jerk.

Bea:  When Bill worked in one wrestling federation where Goth was involved Bill won all the Championships available and most of those Championships several times over. Does the term Grand Slam mean something to you? At the time Bill left that wrestling federation he was a multi-time Grand Slam Achiever. Although there are a few people who claim Bill doesn’t have the right to call himself a Grand Slam Achiever due to a new Championship placed into play a few days before e left the Federation. The achievement of the Grand Slam is applied when a wrestler earns every Championship available at the time they earned the Grand Slam.

Bill:  So, Mac, I left that wrestling federation and went to another one where I had a few friends working there. That federation was great but when there came a time when those running the federation had issues on how to run that federation they ended up selling off what they had which caused that federation to close their doors. Fortunately several of those in the federation quickly created a new federation which I became a member of. I quickly earned several Championships. . .legally of course unlike others I know. . .and then I got a World Heavyweight Championship match. I was excited and I went into the match the challenger and walked away from the match as the newly crowned World Heavyweight Champion. Unfortunately, as it goes in a lot of wrestling federations, shortly after I legally earned the World Heavyweight Championship that Federation had disagreements in Management and closed their doors. I was their last World Heavyweight Champion.

Bea:  Bill contacted Sin City Wrestling Management and they graciously asked Bill to join Sin City Wrestling. Bill did not hesitate to join. He knew Sin City Wrestling has some of the best wrestling talent on the planet and he knew the challenges would be there to conquer.

Bill:  The final thing I want you to know Mac is that during my time in Sin City Wrestling I never demanded a shot at a Championship. NEVER!!! as I allow Management to make those decisions. The only requests I made during my time in Sin City Wrestling is when I joined the Federation. I told Management I had three wrestlers I classify as a dream match with them. They were Fenris. . .Griffin Hawkins. . .and Casey Williams. Fenris and Hawkins agreed to the matches and I was thrilled and had an amazing time facing off against them. No I didn’t win those matches but the experience was a thrill. Casey seems to have reservations about facing me even though I told him he was on my dream match list. For the record Casey Williams was the first wrestler to have defeated me in my home town of Oakland, California, and our match was a Hardcore Rules Triple Threat match inside a Boeing 747 parked at Oakland International Airport. One day I hope Casey Williams will offer the dream match so we can go at each other one last time.

Bea:  Everyone needs to remember that all the Championships Bill earned in various wrestling federations were earned legally and  without violating the rules of the matches. Bill doesn’t need to cheat, or to hire interference, or to pay people to perpetrate attacks on his opponents like some of the others in Sin City Wrestling do.

Bill:  Here’s the deal Mac. If you come into our match and you end up winning the match. . .I will be the first person to shake your hand and congratulate you on a fair wrestling match and the fact that you won the match and retained the World Heavyweight Championship. I hope you will do the same in congratulating me on earning the World Heavyweight Championship legally from you as I don’t cheat or violate the rules in my matches. I do ask you, politely and nicely, to prepare yourself mentally that I will exit our match as the newly crowned World Heavyweight Championship as long as you go by the rules and there are no attacks perpetrated. I’m not stating that you cheated against me in the past because you have not. Just stating the saying that goes “desperate people do desperate things.”

Bea informs the camera person that she and Bill and Iris are going to the Reno Events Center to see how many wrestling fans are walking around near the arena even though Climax Control 355 is several days in the future. The camera person informs Bea that they will meet them in front of the Reno Events Center then he cuts his camera feed and the screen goes dark.

MEETING FANS WHETHER THEY ARE PRO BILL BARNHART OR NOT

A short time later the scene comes on our screen and the camera person is following Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, up and down the street in front of the Reno Events Center. It doesn’t take long for wrestling fans to realize they’re looking at Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, and they approach and ask if it is okay to talk with them.

Bill:  Of course it is okay for you, the fans, to talk with us. We’re not like a lot of the other wrestlers who don’t want to deal with the fans. Some of the other wrestlers feel they’ll get contaminated getting close to the fans so they avoid meeting them even though those fans who purchase tickets to wrestling events pay their salaries.

Fan 1:  You are right. Several times we’ve crossed paths with other wrestlers and they act like we are contaminated and will transfer it to them.

Bea:  I assure you we know the fans are the ones who make our contribution as wrestlers worth the expense, energy, and even the injuries some wrestlers sustain over their careers.

Fan 1:  Mind if I ask another question?

Bea:  Please ask.

Fan 1:  There are several other fans walking around outside the Reno Events Center as they are like me that they were hoping some of the Sin City Wrestling wrestlers would also mill around and we could experience a nice one-on-one conversation instead of hiding behind a barrier. Also is it okay for me and the other fans call you Bill, Bea, and Iris?

Bea:  That’s our names so of course it is okay. However if you ask Iris a question we’ll have to translate what she said to you.

Fan 2:  Bea I’m here with my friend who just spoke with you. I want to know if you feel the nonsense of people falsely accusing you of wrongdoing to get you removed from ringside as Bill’s Manager is finally over or do you feel it will continue for a time? I feel that it is pathetic for professional wrestlers to have to resort to petty behavior like that to try to remove the other wrestlers they are afraid of.

Bea:  My thoughts exactly. Bill would you also give a reply to the question from this fan?

Bill:  Unfortunately there’s no way to completely eliminate sneak attacks, backstage attacks, hiring others to interfere in matches, or wrestlers who violate the rules of their match or cheat. That’s the responsibility of Management and the Referee’s involved in the wrestling federations. All we can do as wrestlers it try to get the message across that we’re not going to tolerate their bad behavior any longer.

Fan 2:  Thanks for your answers.

Fan 3:  I’m not with the two previous fans who spoke with you. I’m a middle of the road fan. I don’t fully support you two in the sport of wrestling but I also find it difficult to support a lot of the other wrestlers who violate the rules most of the time. Bill can you give me a good reason why I should fully support you and not other wrestlers?

Bill:  And I thought you were going to give me a very difficult question to answer. The reasons fans should want to support me is that I obey the rules. I support the fans because wrestling federations and their wrestlers would not exist if not for the fans. I can’t change the thought process and bad behavior of other wrestlers but I do work hard to get the interference and violating the rules stuff eliminated.

Bea:  Me and Bill have the same thoughts on this. We can’t change all the wrestlers as some of them will cause themselves to self-destruct due to their behavior. Sometimes the best action is to take no action and just enjoy watching other wrestlers cause their own self-destruction. We have time to talk with one more fan.

Fan 1:  Sorry to get back in line but I really want to ask the final question. Bill I want to know if you were being serious that if Mac Bane doesn’t cheat, doesn’t violate the rules, doesn’t hire people to perpetrate attacks on you, and that he doesn’t allow anyone to interfere in the match, that if he wins without any violations or cheating that you will congratulate him on retaining the World Heavyweight Championship in front of all the fans and cameras in the Reno Events Center.

Bill:  Absolutely! I would do that. I Mac legally wins the match I will congratulate him on the win and his retaining the World Heavyweight Championship. But I also have to be honest in stating that I’ll win the match and earn the World Heavyweight Championship and I will be the one to enter Blaze Of Glory XI as the defending Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion.

Bea:  Thanks to all the fans who decided to come out and talk with us even though this meet-and-greet wasn’t pre-planned. We need to return to our hotel room now and we’ll return broadcasting our comments once we are in our hotel room. See all you fans at Climax Control 355!

Again the camera person turns off their camera and we have a pause in the broadcast until Bill, Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, return to their hotel room. The camera person sets up quickly then they call into the Network to inform them his camera is on and he is ready to broadcast the closing comments by Bill and Bea Barnhart. The scene of Bill, Bea, and Iris, in their hotel room comes up on our screen.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  We’re hearing rumors flying around, mostly from people who claim they heard the comments, and we would like to comment on those rumors. We cannot verify the comments but knowing what we deal with all the time in Sin City Wrestling it wouldn’t surprise me if the these rumors are being spread by the anti-Bill Barnhart and anti-Bea Barnhart people in Sin City Wrestling.

Bill:  One of the things I’m hearing from others is that they want to know if I feel I honestly have what it takes to defeat Mac Bane for the World Heavyweight Championship. I assume they doubt I can defeat Mac since I failed in two previous attempts. I’m one of those people who try to learn from all experiences both in my wrestling career and in my daily dealings with the world. This is what I’ve learned serving in Sin City Wrestling where the competition is at a high level. If you review the history of World War II you’ll notice that the reality of the war in the Pacific theater is that the United States lost the majority of their battles. However I ask those spreading rumors to do something for me. Would you please review that history of World War II in the Pacific Theater and tell the world who won the overall war in the Pacific theater during World War II? Yes it was the United States who won the overall war in the Pacific Theater even though the Japanese won the majority of the battles. As wrestlers all of you should know that it doesn’t count for a damn thing if you win the majority of battles but lose the overall war. If you think I’m trying to deceive you go ask the Japanese, who won the majority of the battles in the Pacific Theater during World War II. Ask them if they feel that when they were winning more battles than the United States got them the overall win. No. They did not win the overall war even though they won most of their battles. They failed to win the overall war. I feel the same going into this match. Like the United States Military who suffered more losses than wins in the Pacific Theater of World War Two, but won the overall war, that I will also emerge victorious and I’ll will win the overall war and become the next Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion at Climax Control 355.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  Since I’ve been accused of doing and saying things I didn’t do or say I want to clear the air. Mac we have been involved in four matches but two of them were Mixed Tag Team matches so I’m not going to talk about them. I’ll only talk about our two Singles matches. Our first match was October 11, 2020 at Climax Control 281. It was a Roulette Rules Hardcore Rules Dumpster Match where the winner was the wrestler who could stuff their opponent into a dumpster and close the lid. You did that and you won the match and, of course, no violation of the rules as it was Hardcore Rules. Our second match was September 18, 2022 at Climax Control 341. You won the match by pinfall. There was no cheating or violation of the rules in this match also. Both your wins over me were clean. I have commented numerous times that many of our opponents have cheated, violated the rules, or hired interference, but that has not been the case in our two Singles matches. And, Mac, just because you won two matches against me in Singles competition doesn’t mean you’ll experience a win over me again. Our upcoming match will turn out differently as you’ll see at Climax Control 355. It will be like the Japanese during World War II in the Pacific Theater winning the majority of their battles only to lose to the overall war to the United States.

Bea:  Some of the others in Sin City Wrestling seem to think they can intimidate me and Bill. I assure you nothing intimidates Bill and he never backs down from anything or anyone. . .ever. One of the songs that represents how Bill is as a wrestler, and in his personal life, is Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers song titled I WON’T BACK DOWN. I turn it over to Bill to present the lyrics.

Bill:  First of all I’m not a big fan of Tom Petty or his band. However I do love the lyrics of I WON’T BACK DOWN as it represents me perfectly. . .especially after I denominated Satan and defeated his sorry ass so that he can never challenge me for my soul again. The lyrics of Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers’ song, I WON’T BACK DOWN are as follows. . .

Well, I won't back down
No I won't back down
You could stand me up at the gates of Hell
But I won't back down

No I'll stand my ground
Won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground
And I won't back down

Bill:  Whether I win or lose this upcoming match against you Mac, to become Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, I will give my best performance. . .I will abide by the rules. . .I will not back down from you. . .and the end result will be a new World Heavyweight Champion crowned in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea informs the camera person that they have finished their comments concerning Bill’s World Heavyweight Championship match against Mac Bane at Climax Control 355. The camera person calls into the Network to ask them how they want to proceed and the Network tells them to cut their camera feed and they cut the camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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