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Supercard Archives / Griffin Hawkins (c) V Bill Barnhart

« on: October 10, 2019, 03:57:18 PM »

 ROULETTE

Narrator:  As everyone knows, unless they are idiots, Bill Barnhart won the Number One Contender for Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme VII on August 25, 2019, by defeating Joshua Acquin, and he is the current Number One Contender for that Championship. At Climax Control 250 Teddy Warren defended the Roulette Championship against Griffin Hawkins, the person he defeated for the Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme VII, and their match at Climax Control 250 was the rematch for Hawkins to try to regain the Roulette Championship. The winner of the match was Griffin Hawkins so that means Bill Barnhart will be facing off against Griffin Hawkins at High Stakes IX against with the Roulette Championship on the line.

The Network puts up a photo of a Roulette wheel, in a casino at a hotel near Blaisdell Arena in Honolulu, Hawaii.



The network replaces the first photo with the second photo. We see a shot of part of a Roulette wheel showing the ball sitting on Number 7 Red.

Bill:  I am sure you are wondering why I included a photo of a Roulette wheel, at a Casino, with the ball that landed on Number 7 Red. If you had at least two working brain cells you would know the answer. But since most of you are morons I will explain it to you. My match at High Stakes IX is my SEVENTH in Sin City Wrestling. Since SEVEN is classified as a lucky number, and a perfect number, and I am in a Championship match for the Roulette Championship, I consider myself extremely fortunate, lucky if you want to use that term, and perfect, that I will be earning the Roulette Championship on my seventh match in Sin City Wrestling. Here is my gambling tip for everyone. Place all your money on Bill Barnhart for the win, which is being represented by this graphic showing the ball landing in Number 7 Red on the Roulette wheel, and you will be financially well off for a long time for betting on me to win the Roulette Championship. This is a golden opportunity, literally since Championship gold is on the line, and I am not going to waste this opportunity.

ROULETTE WHEEL SPIN FOR RULES  AND STIPULATIONS OF THE MATCH

Previously we only heard the voice of Bill Barnhart making comments and now the Network switches to the cameraman who is with Bill. We see Barnhart standing at a location inside the Blaisdell Arena. Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans, black pullover shirt, and black athletic shoes. We do not see Bea or their English Bulldog Iris so we make the assumption they are out taking care of other things.

Bill:  I am here at the Blaisdell Arena in Honolulu, Hawaii where Sin City Wrestling is holding their High Stakes IX event. Again I refuse to tell you where in the Arena I am located so as to prevent jerks from trying to attack me to benefit Griffin Hawkins at High Stakes IX. At this event I will be facing off against Griffin Hawkins, who won the Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 250, in his re-match against Teddy Warren, who defeated him for the Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme VII. First I wish to congratulate Griffin Hawkins on regaining the Roulette Championship he lost to Teddy Warren. Next I wish to inform you, Hawkins, that it is my pleasure to be facing off against you to fulfill my second dream match in Sin City Wrestling. Lastly I wish to inform you that I will feel a little bad when I defeat you to earn the Roulette Championship causing you to have only a two week reign as Roulette Champion this time around but not as bad as you would like me to.

Bill pauses for a moment as he looks around to ensure nobody is invading his space where he is airing his comments.

Bill:  Griffin I want to inform you of a few things. In most matches we get scheduled for we know ahead of time what the rules and stipulations of the match will be. It is easy for us to plan ahead, train for that type of match, and know, without a doubt, what type of match we will be having. However in a Roulette Rules match the Roulette Wheel is spun before the match starts and whatever it lands on is the type of match match and stipulations the participants have to work with. It is difficult to be moments away from the bell to start the match and only then finding out what the rules and stipulations of the match will be. That is why the wrestlers most successful in matches like the Roulette Rules match are those like me who are always ready for any type of match.

Bill takes a drink then puts the bottle of water down so he can continue his comments.

Bill:  So, Griffin, please pay attention as I am about to enlighten you beyond your wildest dreams. There is NOTHING the Roulette wheel can land on for our match that I have not yet experienced in a wrestling match before. I have had every type of match known in the sport of wrestling. I have also had over a dozen matches in my career that were so evil, so demonic, so dangerous, and so life-threatening, that those types of matches will never be allowed in the sport of wrestling again. What does that mean? It means they will never show up on the Roulette Wheel in Sin City Wrestling.  When you entered the match at Summer XXXTreme VII you knew ahead of time it would be an Ultimate X over the pool on a Cruise ship match. You had over a month to wrap your mind around the concept of the match. But at High Stakes IX you have no advance warning of what our match rules and stipulations will be. I would estimate that maybe, just maybe, you have been involved in half the match types listed on the Roulette wheel. That means there is a fifty percent chance the Roulette wheel will land on a match type you are unfamiliar with. With me, as I already informed you, I have experienced every match type listed on the Roulette wheel during my wrestling career. There is NOTHING the Roulette wheel can stop on that I have never experienced. So with you having only fifty percent knowledge of the types of matches listed on the Roulette wheel and me with 100 percent knowledge of the types of matches on the Roulette wheel it is a simple ADVANTAGE – BILL BARNHART!!!

WHAT DOES OCTOBER 20, 2019 MEAN FOR GRIFFIN HAWKINS AND BILL BARNHART?

The scene has shifted to another location within the Blaisdell Arena. Since we see a wrestling ring set up, and many seats for spectators to watch from, we make the assumption this location is the spot where Sin City Wrestling will be holding High Stakes IX. Bill Barnhart walks into camera view and when the cameraman informs him they are live broadcasting he launches into his comments.

Bill:  I am standing at the ring where I will have my Roulette Championship match against Griffin Hawkins at High Stakes IX. I issue a welcome to all the viewers, especially to you Griffin Hawkins, as I have some very important information to present to you concerning what our match at High Stakes IX means to you. I am sure you are so proud of yourself for defeating Teddy Warren and regaining the Roulette Championship as that is to be expected when you were so surprised you regained the Roulette Championship the shock in your eyes was noticeable. You have the right to be happy and proud of what you accomplished at Climax Control 250 but you will be sad and disappointed when I de-throne you as Roulette Champion at High Stakes IX providing you with a very short two week reign during your second time as Roulette Champion.

Bill pauses his comments for a drink break. This time he pulls out a six pack of Classic Coke. He grabs a can, pops the top, and quickly downs the Classic Coke. He tosses the can into a trash can then lets out a loud burp.

Bill:  Buuuuurrrrrppppp!!!!!  Oh yeah that felt good! Not as good as when I defeat you, Griffin, to obtain the Roulette Championship at High Stakes IX. Now, Hawkins, let us get back on the subject of you puffing your chest out, beating on your chest with your fists, and claiming what a great wrestler you are because you defeated Teddy Warren. When we go back to the Ultimate X match at Summer XXXTreme VII and look at all the wrestlers in the match I would say that Teddy Warren was one of the weakest wrestlers in the match. Even though he was not at the top of the list of those expected to win he managed to win. He did not win by beating down all the other wrestlers in the match. What Teddy did was hold back and bide his time until the other wrestlers in the match beat each other down and then he made his move to the Roulette Championship and walked away the winner. Warren did not out-wrestle the others in the match but he did out-smart you all. So for you to brag about your win over Teddy Warren at Climax Control 250 is a joke. Yes you did defeat Teddy Warren but you defeated a wrestler who is not as good as you are. But shall we look at what I did at Climax Control 249? I faced off, in the first of my dream matches in Sin City Wrestling, against Fenris who is, without a doubt, one of the top three wrestlers in our Federation. What happened in my match Griffin? I know you will only state that I lost to Fenris, and I did, and I am not denying that fact. What happened is that everyone thought Fenris was going to have an easy time with me and everyone, including Fenris, was shocked how well I performed in our match. That match was nearly won by both of us several times during the course of the match. It was a last-ditch maneuver by Fenris that reversed a hold I had on him and he got the pinfall on me. I cannot do anything but congratulate him and commend him on his outstanding wrestling abilities. Now, Griffin, we need to get real here okay? I nearly defeated Fenris who is more than twice the wrestler Teddy Warren could ever hope to be. You defeated a wrestler who is fifty percent the wrestler Fenris is. And where do I put you in comparison with Fenris? I would say you are around 75 percent the wrestler Fenris is. So if I came up equal to Fenris in my match with him that means I performed at 100 percent of what Fenris is which gives me a 25 percent advantage over you in our match. As I have stated before ADVANTAGE BILL BARNHART!!!

Barnhart opens two cans of Classic Coke this time and downs them back to back. He tosses the empty cans into the trash before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  BUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!! So, Hawkins, let me give you closing comments. I will give you only three items even though I have way more I could give you. ONE:  I will win the Roulette Championship at High Stakes IX and you will lose the Roulette Championship to me. TWO:  You will have no reason to feel bad, disappointed, or inadequate, when I defeat you in our upcoming match. You can still brag that you held the Roulette Championship, lost it to Teddy Warren, then regained it from Teddy Warren, and nobody can take away from you the fact that you are currently a two-time Roulette Champion. THREE:  Just as Fenris defeated me and showed respect to me after the match was over so I will defeat you and show you the utmost of respect after our match is over. I like you, Hawkins, and as I have stated numerous times this match we have coming up is my second dream match in Sin City Wrestling. I may never get my third dream match against Casey Williams but at least I will have fulfilled two of my dream matches. That is all I want to state for today. I know you think you will defeat me but I know The difference between THINK and KNOW is about as far apart as our planet Earth is to the center of our Milky Way Galaxy. Have a nice day!

Bill Barnhart turns from the camera and heads for the exit door. The cameraman keeps focused on Bill until he exits the door and closes the door behind him then the Network cuts to a commercial break.

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Climax Control Archives / Dream Match

« on: September 25, 2019, 07:25:45 PM »

 DREAM MATCH

Narrator:  When Bill Barnhart was signed to work in Sin City Wrestling he confided to me there are three wrestlers in the Federation he would consider a dream match if he had the chance to wrestle against them. Those three are Griffin Hawkins, Casey Williams, and Fenris. Looks like Bill gets his first dream match as he is facing Fenris at Climax Control 249 on September 29, 2019.

We check in with Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, as they are getting settled into their room at a hotel near the Andros Beach Club in The Bahamas. When the scene comes on the screen we see Bill and Bea putting items away so they will be settled into their room. Iris is not doing much except sniffing around and begging for food. The cameraman informs them they are live broadcasting so they pause from putting items away to make comments concerning their upcoming match against Fenris.

Bea:  Hi and thanks for joining us today. Please overlook the fact that we are in the middle of putting things away in our hotel room as we arrived just a short time ago. I know we are presenting comments for your viewing pleasure but we still have to break occasionally to continue putting items away. We never feel comfortable until everything is in the place where it is supposed to be. You know what I mean. Like Bill Barnhart being where he is supposed to be as Roulette Champion which will happen soon. Also we were hoping there were pet friendly restaurants in Andros but there are none. We always take Iris to a pet friendly restaurant called The Universal Joint on Pike Street in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so we figured there are pet friendly restaurants everywhere. However we did find a solution at one of the restaurants here in Andros where they have a sidewalk dining area. The agreed to allow Iris to join us in the sidewalk dining area, as an exception to their rules, due to us being guests performing in a sporting event for their enjoyment.

Bill:  Iris is a lucky and spoiled dog. You heard the Narrator comment that when I came to Sin City Wrestling I have the desire for three dream matches. I will run those down for you. I will start with one that happened back when I worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. Then I will mention the one concerning a wrestler I have followed for some time and who I admire. Then I will move on to the third one.

Bill and Bea pause for a minute so both can put more items away. When they are done with this session of putting items away they return to the living room area where they stand in front of the camera to present comments.

DREAM MATCH ONE

Bill:  My first dream match would be against Casey Williams. I know he is retired now, and working as Head of Security, but I would love to have this dream match to see if I could even the score with him. The history I have with Casey is I had a Triple Threat Hardcore Rules match inside a Boeing 747 parked at the Oakland Airport, in Oakland, California, against Dmitri and Casey Williams. Although Casey never pinned me or made me submit in the match, as he pinned Dmitri, I still had to take a loss on my record. The short version of what happened is when I was climbing the stairway to the First Class Lounge Dmitri slammed me to the ground and then he continued up the stairway to the First Class Lounge where Casey was located. When Dmitri got to the top of the stairway he kicked the stairway loose then he and Casey fought it out in the First Class Lounge. I regained my senses and stood up and went to go up the stairway but the stairway was gone. When I looked up Casey threw Dmitri down the open hole where the stairway used to be and Dmitri landed on me and knocked me out. Casey dropped down from the First Class Lounge and pinned Dmitri. With that win, even though Casey did not pin me or make me submit, he went into the record books as being the first wrestler to hand me, Bill Barnhart, my first loss in my home town of Oakland, California, and in my home area of the San Francisco Bay Area. I spoke with Casey and he told me does not want to come out of retirement for a match with me so I respect that. But having this match would be a dream match for me.

DREAM MATCH TWO

Bill:  My second Dream Match would be against Griffin Hawkins. Who cannot like a wrestler who is a favorite with the fans, a great wrestler in the ring, has held Championships, and loves Rock music? I have followed Griffin Hawkins since he arrived in Sin City Wrestling. I know that he came here strongly hyped and ended up taking some early losses here. But Hawkins never gave up. He never backed down. He continued to do what he does well and that is wrestle. Now he is one of the more successful wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. Although I am the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship I have been hearing rumors that maybe, just maybe, Management will have a Teddy Warren versus Griffin Hawkins match at Climax Control 250 which would classify as the rematch for Hawkins who lost the Roulette Championship to Warren. If that match does happen then that means I will either face Teddy Warren, or Griffin Hawkins, or both, at the Super Card, for the Roulette Championship. Damn I am having fun here in Sin City Wrestling!

DREAM MATCH THREE

Bill:  I have one other wrestler in Sin City Wrestling that having a match against would be a dream match for me. You want to know who that wrestler is? He is none other than my current opponent for Climax Control 249, the well-known, very popular, and very successful, Fenris! Yes you heard me correctly. Although the name of Fenris is not posted in the Championship history books as many times as other wrestlers the fact remains he is one of the top names here. When the official card for Climax Control 249 was announced I was happy to know that the first of my three dream matches has become a reality.

IT IS BETTER IN THE BAHAMAS

Bill: Fenris there is a saying, that is listed as one of the official taglines of The Bahamas, that goes IT IS BETTER IN THE BAHAMAS. I have to agree with that saying. Not only do I get to fulfill one of my three dream matches in Sin City Wrestling by facing you in this match I also get to fulfill my dream of defeating you. Now, Fenris, you often hear professional sports people, when they go up against their idol in their sport, that they would feel bad if they defeated their idol. I have never had that negative thought in my wrestling career and I damn sure am not having that thought now. Remember the 19 year old female Canadian tennis player, Bianca Andreescu, who just defeated Serena Williams in straight sets in the U.S. Open final? What surprised me is that Bianca apologized for defeating Serena who is classified as the best tennis player in the world, When you just defeated the best in the world you should jump up on a rooftop and crow like a horny Rooster that you just became the best in the world by defeating the best in the world. Never apologize for being awesome. So, Fenris, when I defeat you at Climax Control 249 you will not hear me issue apologies for defeating me but you will hear me crow about my accomplishment. And the fact that my win over you comes while we are performing in the Bahamas proves the saying IT IS BETTER IN THE BAHAMAS!

HOW THINGS MEASURE UP

While Bill was presenting comments Bea took time to continue putting things away. She returns into camera view to stand next to Bill to continue with their comments.

Bea:  Sorry I continue running off to get things put away but I want things in place. I am done for a bit so I can continue adding my comments. We have an interesting matchup between Bill and Fenris. Bill comes into this match at six feet four inches and two hundred forty pounds while Fenris comes into this match at six feet one inch and two hundred four pounds. Although having a thirty-six pound weight advantage and three inches of height over Fenris should be an overwhelming advantage I know that Fenris has been in many wrestling matches where his opponents were larger and weighed more and he still came out with the win. Fenris did not obtain the reputation of having only one loss on his record by being incompetent in the ring. Then you take into account their wrestling styles. Bill comes in as a Technical Brawler Submission expert while Fenris comes in at what is called a Strong Submission Striker.

Bill:  Thanks for bringing up great points. The other things I see in this match, Fenris, is that you have a great ground game but a non-existent, or weak, aerial assault. Usually in battles, especially Military battles, the side that is ultimately successful is the one that has both a great ground game and a great air assault. Although I occasionally execute aerial maneuvers I usually do it when I know there is a high percentage for successful execution of those maneuvers. Outside of those occasional incidents I also prefer to remain in the ring with a great ground assault. But, Fenris, there is something mentioned on your information sheet that makes me wonder what is really going on. There is a mention that you are so quirky when it comes to performing aerial maneuvers that you prefer to not even attempt a drop kick. What the I have never heard that comment in an information sheet on a wrestler before. But, Fenris, I will give you credit for your ground game. I will state, on the record, that I feel your ground game is very good to the point that General George Patton and General Erwin Rommel, two of the greatest Generals of World War II in North Africa and Europe, would be jealous of your ground game. But remember something Fenris. Both Patton and Rommel lost a lot of ground battles where they were assigned. However Patton lost less battles than Rommel did. Although both are considered successful in their campaigns in North Africa and Europe it is widely admitted that General Patton was way more successful than Rommel which tells you why the United States won the War and Germany did not. I am General Patton to your General Rommel.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bea:  One of the items on my mind is that both Bill and Fenris are the type of wrestlers who refuse to back down to anyone. I think about which one of them will be able to stand up to their opponent, take the blows, return the blows, and overcome their opponent. Of course I say that wrestler is Bill.

Bill:  Fenris with your style of being a Strong Striker and Submission wrestler, and myself with Technical, Brawler, and Submission, we are going to have an epic battle that would have been scheduled as the Main Event it not for the fact that the World Bombshell Championship was on the line on the same card. The way I define Striker is someone who likes to rush in, land blows, then back out. That may work with less talented and less experienced wrestlers but that will not work against me. Also with me being the perfection of submission holds it means when you to try to apply something on me to make me submit most of the time you will fail. Remember that I am a submissions expert and I know the ins and outs of submission holds. I not only know how to apply them to keep an opponent from getting out of them I also know how to counter them or easily get out of them when they are applied on me.

Bea:  In most sports, mostly in the game of Golf, there is a term used for players that they are ON THEIR A-GAME which means performing to perfection and of course better than everyone else. In the game of Golf when a player cannot get their A-Game working they will drop to their B-Game or C-Game. What does that mean? If they are having difficulties with their A or B-Games they return to their C-Game which means they go back to the basics. Many Professional Golfers on the PGA Tour have come back from dropping out of contention, to winning the Tournament, by returning to the fundamental basics of their game using their C-Game.

Bill:  Fenris I am informing you that I have mastered the basics of wrestling. I have mastered the basics and I am superbly grounded in the maneuvers and holds and especially submission holds, that no matter if I am executing my A-Game or B-Game I am still soundly grounded in the basics of the sport. I believe you are also well-grounded in the basics of wrestling but there is a huge difference between being well-grounded and superbly-grounded in the basics of wrestling as I am. You need to remember that I am the Technical expert in this match. I am the Brawler in this match. I am the Submission expert in this match. Maybe you were able to find ways to get wins over other opponents but I do not believe you have faced someone yet as awesome as I am.

Bea runs out of camera range again to continue putting items away.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea returns to camera view with a smile on her face.

Bea:  Yay! We finally finished, well I did anyway, of putting our things away. No offense Bill but while you were catching all the air time I was getting out things put away.

Bill:  I love you too Bea.

The two enjoy a laugh over their comments.

Bea:  Fenris we know much information on you. Bill already mentioned he has watched you wrestle and you were on his list for a Dream Match. We have not been able to observe all your matches in Sin City Wrestling so there is something I will be watching for while serving in the corner of Bill as his Manager. We do not know if, in the past, you have cheated in matches, or obtained interference, in order to get wins. We want to believe  you are an honest wrestler who does not cheat but we have been disappointed before and I will be watching closely in this match. Should you violate the rules, obtain interference, or use illegal blows, maneuvers, or holds, you can rest assured I will inform the Referee to make sure they watch the action closely. We gladly accept losses in wrestling matches when the opponent gets a clean and legal win but if they cheat for the win then chaos will ensue.

Bill:  There are song lyrics from a song titled  ANYTHING YOU CAN DO which is from the musical ANNIE GET YOUR GUN. The lyrics go:  Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.  Please feel free to look up the song on YouTube, or some other venue, and see it for yourself. I assure you, Fenris, that anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you. That, my friend, is a lesson that I will beat into you at Climax Control 249. Please enjoy your remaining time until our match because after I soundly defeat you in the match you will not be enjoying much after that.

Bea:  Thank you for joining us. We are done with our comments for this presentation. We need to take Iris to the one restaurant in Andros that will allow us to bring Iris with us to the outdoor dining area so she can have a meal with us. Please have a great time leading up to Climax Control 249. We will. Bye!

The cameraman calls into the Network to inform them that Bill and Bea Barnhart are done with their presentation. The Network confirms the information and they return to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / No Threat Zone

« on: September 11, 2019, 08:27:08 AM »

 DO NOT ISSUE THREATS TO BILL BARNHART

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart has received many threats during his lifetime. Some involved companies. Some involved people. And some involved wrestlers in the Federations where Bill has worked. I will turn you over to Bill Barnhart to let him tell you those stories of threats issued to him and his family.

The scene shifts and we are taken to the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart. They are in their living room sitting on the couch. Both are dressed in jeans shorts, white pullover shirts, and flips flops. Bill is wearing black ones and Bea is wearing blue ones. Bea is drinking a bottle of peach tea and Bill is drinking his normal drink which is Classic Coke. When when the cameraman tells them they are live broadcasting they launch into their comments.

THREAT ISSUED BY VIVENT SMART HOME COMPANY



Bill:  Hi and welcome to this portion of our comments which being presented from our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We wanted to return home to present this portion of our comments incidents we will talk about happened concerning our home and our neighborhood. After this portion of our segment has been aired we will fly to Saint Barts at Divi Little Bay Beach which I believe is on the island of Sint Maarten. Anyway wherever the hell it is we will travel there after airing this portion of our segment. I will tell you several stories of people issuing threats to me and Bea. I will start with the incident that happened to me concerning Vivent Smart Home which is a company that sells home security systems and other products to homeowners.

Bea:  I take full responsibility for this company contacting Bill. My friend told me they use the products from Vivent Smart Home. They said not only do they have a security monitoring system but they can unlock their doors from inside their car from their cell phone. I called the company and asked them to call and speak to Bill. I should have known he would not be interested and would not be happy with the call since I did not inform him the call was coming. It is my fault for not informing Bill the call was coming so the call caught him by surprise.

Bill:  I get the call and I immediately tell the sales representative I am not interested in their products. He demands to know why I am not interested. I told him I do not owe him an explanation as I am the consumer and I make the decisions. Even so I decided to inform this rude sales representative that I do not want an alarm system in my home as they often malfunction and notify the police and fire department. I told him if that happens often the police and fire department will bill you for coming to your home for false alarms. He then asked me why I was not interested in the electronic deadbolt where I could drive up, open an app on my cell phone, and unlock my front door so I can enter without using a key. I told him I do not want stupid stuff like that. I do not want a situation where, if I happened to lose my cell phone, that someone finds it and now has access to my home. Then what if the electronic deadbolt fails to work? If I do not have a key to open it manually then I will not be able to get into my home.

Bea:  The sales representative from Vivent assured Bill that you have a key you can use to get into the house just like what you do with your car where you use a remote to electronically open your doors but you can also manually unlock and open the doors of your car with the key. Even with that Bill was not interested.

Bill:  I told the guy for the tenth time I am not interested and I told him to never call me again. Do you know what this jerk said to me? He issued a threat by telling me if I do not purchase his Vivent Smart Home security system and other devices that our house will get broken into. Oh man I went off on him at that point! I asked him if he is issuing a threat to break into my home because I refused to purchase his several thousands of dollars of bullshit electronic stuff and security system? He tried to backpedal but I cursed him out then hung up on him. I immediately called their parent company in Utah and told them what their sales representative did in issuing a threat to me. I also filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau explaining the incident. I also called our police department to inform them of the threat. I will never work with the Vivent Smart Home company again due to their sales representative threatening that he will break into our home if we do not purchase his equipment. I filed a formal complaint about this sales representative to his company in addition to filing a Better Business Bureau complaint. Never heard from that bonehead again and our house has not been broken into.

ANGRY SHOPPER

Bill:  I was shopping at Kroger and I saw a young woman with three children with her while she was shopping. One of the kids was around four years old, another was around three years old, and the youngest one was in her arms and was maybe a year and a half old. The two older children were running up and down the aisle. She is trying to keep control of the two older children, while holding her youngest in her arms, and she was scanning the shelves and I could see it was hard on her to find what she wanted with the kids distracting her.

Bea:  I was not with Bill during this shopping trip but when he came home and told me what happened I was shocked.

Bill:  I looked up and politely asked the woman that since she was taking care of three little kids if there was something I could help her find and get off the shelf. She looked at me and screamed DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED HELP? To which I replied I was only trying to be helpful since she was trying to control three little kids. Then she got on her cell phone and called her husband. The part of the conversation I heard was SOME ASSHOLE IS ASKING ME IF I NEED HELP GETTING SOMETHING OFF THE SHELF SINCE I HAVE OUR THREE YOUNG KIDS WITH ME. DO I F*CKING LOOK LIKE I NEED HELP?  She then told her husband to come to the Kroger store to confront me. I brushed past the woman and told her to bring her sorry ass husband to the store to get in my face and I will not only have both of you arrested for assault and communicating a threat I will beat you down also. She did not cross my path again during that shopping trip fortunately for her.

BEA ALSO HAD A THREAT THROWN HER WAY

Bea:  On this shopping trip I was at Kroger and Bill was not with me. As I was going up and down the aisles I noticed a woman who left her cart blocking the aisle while she was looking around on the shelves to find something. I was unable to get my cart past her cart due to the location of it. I politely asked her if she could please move her cart so I could get by but she ignored me. I politely asked again. Then I politely asked a third time. After the third polite request I had no choice but to move her cart, about one foot to the side, so I could get my cart past her cart in the aisle. The woman spun around and started screaming at me that I have no right to touch her shopping cart. I apologized and told her I asked her politely three times and she did not listen to me and failed move her cart. Next thing I know she calls her husband over and he gets in my face issuing threats of bodily harm even though I explained what happened. Only when I took out my cell phone and called Gwinnett Police Department and reported I was being threatened by two people in Kroger did they leave their carts and run out of the store.

Bill:  I told Bea it is a good thing for that husband and wife that I was not there because had I witnesses this abuse of Bea I would have beat the hell out of both of them leaving them in a messy pile on the floor of the aisle. Next thing shoppers at Kroger would have heard over the speakers would have been CLEAN-UP ON AISLE THREE!

WHAT ABOUT THREATS ISSUED BY OTHER WRESTLERS?

Bill:  Over my nearly 18 years in the sport of wrestling I experienced threats from other wrestlers. I am not talking about the normal comments they make to an opponent where they tell you they are going to beat you down hard and win the match. I am talking about numerous threats I endured over my wrestling career that go outside the wrestling thing and transition into personal threats. Those are the comments and threats I will not tolerate. As my opponent you can say what you want about the match but when you start with personal threats to me, my wife Bea, and my English Bulldog Iris, that are not related to wrestling, you have crossed the line and will pay dearly for it.

Bea:  That is all we will present for this part of our comments. We need to get to Atlanta Airport for our flight to Sint Maarten.

*AFTER A NEARLY FIVE HOUR FLIGHT FROM ATLANTA TO SINT MAARTEN*

COMMENTS TO JAKE RAAB

The scene comes on the screen and we see Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in their hotel room located near the venue where Climax Control 247 will be held September 15, 2019. Bill and Bea are sitting on chairs at the dining table while Iris sniffs around the hotel room trying to see if she can determine what other animals have stayed there. Bill is dressed in blue jeans, a black pullover shirt, and black athletic shoes. Bea is wearing a light blue dress and matching flat shoes.

Bill:  We made it from Atlanta to Sint Maarten and it was around a five hour flight. That is not bad when you consider that a flight from Atlanta to San Francisco or Los Angeles is the same flight time. But I am not here to talk about how long it takes to fly from one location to another. I am here to talk about my upcoming match against Caleb Storms.

Bea:  Before you talk to Caleb Storms would you please present the comments you wanted to make to Jake Raab?

Bill:  Of course! Jake I have to commend you on your performance at Climax Control 246. I felt we were equal when it came to wrestling abilities and how we manage ourselves in the ring. I commend you that you were able to do something most wrestlers fail to accomplish. You stood with me blow for blow and each time I was able to get you in a position to take you out for the win you managed to figure a way to turn it on me. You also accomplished something most wrestlers cannot. You were able to get me down and in pain enough that I slipped up and you got the pin on me for the win. That was an impressive performance and I am here to publicly thank you for a great match. And later in the year when you perform in the God Of Wrestling Tournament, where you represent Sin City Wrestling, I will be cheering you on and I hope you win the Tournament.

COMMENTS TO CALEB STORMS

Bill:  Caleb I wish to start my comments by telling you that of all the wrestlers from the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match from Summer XXXTreme VII you were the only one to step up and accept my challenge. That tells me a lot about you Caleb. It tells me you are confident. It tells me you are sure of your wrestling abilities. It tells me you do not back down from anything. In other words you are just like me in those areas. How come the other wrestlers from that match failed to step up and accept my challenge? Are they not sure of their wrestling abilities? Are they so used to backing down from a challenge that they backed down out of habit? Only they can answer for their action, or inaction, concerning my challenge. The bottom line is you accepted and I admire you for that.

Bea: You might be wondering why I am making more comments recently since I am not officially the Manager for Bill. Soon I will be officially installed as his Manager so I will be at ringside during his matches serving as his Manager. That will take place in a few weeks. Caleb I echo what Bill stated and I, too, admire you for accepting his challenge.

Bill:  So, Storms, I always check the statistics to ensure I am fully aware what is going on with my opponents. I see you are 6 feet 2 inches and 220 pounds while I am 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. We are even up and no height or weight advantage is in play as I see it. I am what you call a Technical Brawler Submission wrestler and I see you are officially listed as a High Flyer. Now, Caleb, do not think that I am not aware that you are way more than just a high flyer wrestler. I have seen you in action and I know you are a great all-around wrestler. I know this match is going to come down to who can apply the most pressure to their opponent while deflecting most of what their opponent sends their way. Who will that be? We will have to wait until the final bell rings and the official decision on the match is handed down to know the answer.

Bea:  Caleb we do not fault you for not winning the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme VII. That match is one of the most difficult to win and with so many wrestlers involved in the match often the winner is decided by just an inch or two. You did well in the match but in the end Teddy Warren obtained possession of the Roulette Championship.

Bill:  Another thing you did, Storms, that showed what you are made of, is when you came to me and accepted my challenge you did not demand that my Number One Contendership for the Roulette Championship be placed on the line. When you commented that I legitimately won the Number One Contendership and you do not want to step on my toes and demand I put it on the line it was a show of outstanding sportsmanship. It is rare when I run across a wrestler with that character. You earned my respect and I am sure when our match is done we will both retain the respect we have for each other.

Bea:  When the official announcement of the match was published it stated it was under Roulette Division Rules. We make the assumption it is like the other Roulette matches where the Roulette Wheel is spun before the match starts and where it lands determines the rules, if any, and other stipulations on the match including how to obtain a win in the match.

Bill:  Let me be honest with you Caleb. I do not care where the Roulette Wheel stops and I do not care what rules, or no rules, and what stipulations are assigned to the match, because I have every intention to win our match. If it lands on Hardcore Rules so be it. It is lands on Standard Rules so be it. If it lands on Two Out Of Three Falls to Win so be it. Hell, man, it might even land on a spot that says No Holds Barred, No Time Limit, and to win you not only have to pin your opponent or make them submit, but you have to masturbate a Unicorn and make them spunk out a rainbow and I will still win. I have no intention of hurting my reputation by losing this match to you. I know you are going to bring all you have but I am sorry to inform you that what you bring to the match will not be enough. I will still respect you after I defeat you so for that you should feel honored.

TIME TO TAKE IRIS TO THE DOG PARK

Bea:  Bill I need to remind you we promised Iris we would take her to the dog park so she can interact with the other dogs and get some exercise.

Bill:  Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho! Har har har!!!

Bea:  Excuse me? What do you find so funny?

Bill:  You said Iris wants to go to the dog park so she can get some exercise. The most exercise Iris, our chubby overweight lazy English Bulldog, gets is standing up, walking over to her food bowl, over-eating, then collapsing on the floor in a food coma!

Bea:  Now that you mentioned it, ha ha ha, you are right about Iris. But we did promise to take her to the dog park so we need to get going.

Bill:  To all those who were involved in the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme VII who failed to step up and accept my challenge like Caleb Storms did you should be ashamed of yourselves. Caleb accepted my challenge and he earned my respect by doing so. I plan on showing the world I rightfully earned a shot at the Roulette Championship and nothing will stand in my way! Come on Iris! Doggy park time!

Bill is about to attach the leash to the doggy collar of Iris but she is so excited to go to the dog park she takes off running to the door of their hotel room. Fortunately the door is closed so she cannot get out of the room and Daddy Bill is able to attach the leash to her collar. Bill opens the door and Iris pulls him out of the door. Bea follows and closes the door behind her and that is when the Network cuts to a commercial break.

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Climax Control Archives / Gonna Be A Rocky Road For Jake Raab

« on: September 04, 2019, 01:03:46 PM »

 ROUGH, ROCKY, AND STEEP ROAD AHEAD



Bill:  Let those images of rough, rocky, and steep roads lodge in your head, Jake, because you know you have as much chance of defeating me as a Chihuahua has of defeating a Lion. Try, try, try, as you might you will fail. I have my sights set on the Roulette Championship, and also on Senor Vinnie and the Heavyweight Championship, and both those Championships will soon be mine. Raab if you think I am taking you lightly, and looking past you to future Championship matches, you are wrong. I will not allow my focus to be off in our match even though obtaining The Roulette and Heavyweight Championships are high on my list of things to accomplish. I will take you on. I will defeat you. The fans and the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling will become believers in Bill Barnhart.

Barnhart exits the ring and returns to standing near the ring steps.

Bill:  Now, Jake, I have something else I need to get out off my chest. People have tried to intimidate me by claiming you are an aggressive, hard-hitting, and agile wrestler in the ring. You did not seem hard-hitting, aggressive, or agile when Ty West defeated you recently. Oh, hell, Jake, I have been skirting around how I really feel about having to face you at Climax Control 246. I was hoping I would get a Roulette Championship match but Kedron Williams got it instead. The wrestler I defeated by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold got the shot at the Roulette Championship before me as the Number One Contender. Also I could have faced any number of highly qualified and extremely talented wrestlers but I got you instead. I have heard that you have been in Sin City Wrestling for around a year and yet you are around 50 percent wins in your matches and that equates to around 50 percent losses also. I do not see your name attached to any Sin City Wrestling Championships either. Am I disappointed that I have to face someone so far below me in wrestling ability and accomplishments? Yes. Will I whup you to quickly I might break the Sound Barrier doing so and so quickly you might not even remember stepping into the ring? Yep! Will I show you mercy and give you a chance in the match? Hell no! Jake you are in my way and I am coming into our match to make sure you are moved out of the way and sent far far away. Bye!

Bill waves into the camera then he kisses his hand and slaps it on his butt giving the well-known sign for kiss my butt. The cameraman calls into the Network to notify them that Barnhart is done with his air time. The Network goes into a slow fade out that transitions into a commercial break.

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Character Building Roleplays / Post Summer XXXTreme VII Press Conference

« on: August 28, 2019, 04:36:22 PM »

 Bill Barnhart walks back into the room and steps to the mic.

Bill:  Okay the rumors stop immediately! I am hearing so many people claim I am demanding a shot at the Roulette Championion right away. Listen up as I will say this only one time. I did win my match and earn Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship but I have not uttered any challenge or demand concerning the Roulette Championship. I don't make the rules here. I don't schedule matches here. Griffin Hawkins legally deserves his re-match before anyone else, including me at the Number One Contender, gets that match. When Management deems it is my time for a Championship match then they will let me know. I am here to serve Sin City Wrestling and not the other way around. Thanks for listening.

Bill slaps the mic before turning around and walking out of the room.

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Character Building Roleplays / Post Summer XXXTreme VII Press Conference

« on: August 27, 2019, 12:54:34 PM »

 Bea Barnhart walks up to the mic, looks around at the peope present at the press conference, and then she gives some comments.

Bea:  There has been talk about me taking training to become Bill's Manager to attend him at ringside during his matches. Yes I ihave accepted and once I finish the training and obtain my Manager's license we will make it official.

Bea turns from the mic and walks out of the room.

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Character Building Roleplays / Post Summer XXXTreme VII Press Conference

« on: August 27, 2019, 07:52:41 AM »

 Bill Barnhart:  Apologize about Iris on a no-pets cruise ship. Next time we have an event where pets are not allowed if it is noted that I cannot bring Iris to the event I will leave her at home or at the dog kennel. My apoligies.

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Supercard Archives / Bill Barnhart Vs Joshua Acquin

« on: August 20, 2019, 02:51:33 PM »

 BILL BARNHART WILL SHOW HIS EXCELLENCE TO THE WORLD

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart will show his excellence to the world in his match against Joshua Acquin when he defeats Acquin and becomes the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship. Without a doubt Bill Barnhart is Simply The Best when it comes to wrestlers.



IN THE GYM

The scene shifts and takes us to one of the gyms on the Sun Princess. We see Bill and Iris standing next to the treadmills. Bill is dressed in workout shorts, sneakers, and a plain white tee shirt. Iris is, well you know, as always, wearing her pink diamond-studded doggy collar. We notice Bill has a leash that is connected to one of the treadmills with the other side of the leash attached to the doggy collar of Iris so she cannot run away.

Bill:  Hi! Thank you for joining me and Iris in the gym on the Sun Princess. I want to start be giving you the definition of the term EXCEL as found in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary. Excel is defined as Being superior to others. To surpass others in accomplishments or achievements. To be distinguishable from others by superiority. Yep that perfectly describes me! I am superior to others especially Joshua Acquin. I surpass others in accomplishments and achievements especially Joshua Acquin. I am distinguishable from others with my superiority over them especially Joshua Acquin. Damn I am awesome!

Bill gets on a treadmills and he pulls Iris up on the treadmill next to him. He makes sure Iris is steady before starting her treadmill. Bill makes sure to start his treadmill first so Iris can see it is not intimidating and not moving fast. Satisfied that if Daddy Bill can do it she can Iris takes a stance and Bill presses the start button on her treadmill. Even though her treadmill is not moving quickly Iris cannot keep up and she trips. Her legs go out to the sides as she belly flops on the treadmill. Iris slides back with the treadmill track and when she gets to the end of the track her leash, which is attached to the treadmill, goes tight and Iris is gasping from being choked. Bill turns her treadmill off and disconnects her leash from it. We see Iris is shaken up.

Bill:  I am so sorry about that Iris. I thought you would be able to keep up. No more treadmill for you. I will put you off to the side so you can lay down on a towel and watch me on the treadmill since I want to get some time in on it.

Bill walks Iris over to some chairs and lays a towel on the floor for her to relax on. Once Iris is on the towel Bill attached her leash to the chairs to ensure Iris cannot wander off. Bill returns to his treadmill, turns it on to a slow walk speed, and makes comments while he is walking the treadmill.

Bill:  You probably want to know why the only workout I am doing for my match against Joshua Acquin consists of a treadmill. Since I am already an outstanding wrestler I do not need to waste my time doing sparring matches for an upcoming match. I have been in enough wrestling matches over my 15 years of wrestling, which will turn to 16 years on my birthday in November, that I already know what I am doing. I just wanted to get in a little extra in the way of walking for exercise and this is a good way to do it without walking the decks of the Sun Princess and bumping into other passengers in the process.

Bill increases the speed on his treadmill to what would be considered a medium walk speed.

Bill:  Although I already stated what happened in my match at Climax Control 245 against Kedron Williams I still get asked about it so let me put that match to rest. I did NOT ask Ben Jordan to come to the ring and get in the face of Kedron Williams. I was just as surprised as everyone else when the lights went out then when they came on and there was Ben Jordan in the ring arguing with Kedron Williams. Some have asked me if it was cheap of me to take advantage of a distracted Williams for the win. Nope. Nothing cheap about it. You are in a wrestling match to stay focused. Since Kedron allowed himself to be distracted, and since there was no physical contact between him and Ben, taking advantage of his distraction was a smart move on my part. Bottom line is that you do not allow yourself to get distracted during a wrestling match. And, no, Ben Jordan in the ring, causing Kedron Williams to allow himself to be distracted, did not help me get the win over Kedron as I would have won the match anyway.

Barnhart increases the speed on his treadmill again this time to what would be classified as a fast walk speed.

Bill:  Joshua, Joshua, Joshua. The man who has been active in Sin City Wrestling for around six years. That comes to around 72 months. Of those 72 months or so you held Championship gold, in Tag Team, twice, for a combined total of three months. I love calculating statistics so let me tell you what I came out with. I came out with you held Championships four percent of the time you have been here in Sin City Wrestling. Doing my best Ron Simmons impersonation I say:  DAMN!!!

Bill increases the speed on his treadmill again. This time the speed would be considered to be the equivalent of jogging.

Bill:  I would like the wrestlers in the Roulette Championship Ultimate X match to take note that one of you will soon be facing me with the Roulette Championship on the line. Although I would love to see Griffin Hawkins win, as I am a huge Griffin Hawkins fan, I will gladly take on the person who ends winning the match and the Roulette Championship. It does not matter which of you wins as I win and they lose.

Barnhart turns the treadmill off and he waits for it to stop before he hops off. He walks over to Iris who is now sleeping and snoring on the towel. He wakes her up and detaches her leash from the chair.  Iris, who loves her sleep time, takes offense to Daddy Bill waking her up from her sleep time.

Bill:  Iris I need to treat you to a special snack. I feel sorry that you nearly got hurt on the treadmill. Guess I should not be trying to make you lose weight and get buffed up since you are already cute as a chubby English Bulldog. How would you like to go to the outdoor restaurant where dogs are allowed and stuff yourself with all sorts of ice cream including banana splits?

Iris does not have to hear any word associated with food twice. She immediately bolts for the door to the gym pulling hard on the arm of Daddy Bill as he is holding her leash.

Bill:  Iris! Slow down! I have to bring our gym bag with us! Once I pick up the bag we can go!

Once Barnhart has his gym bag in his hand he gives Iris permission to take off. As if she is on auto-pilot she knows exactly which hallways to go down to get to the outdoor restaurant where she can get her ice cream. Bill orders a half dozen different ice cream dishes for Iris, including a banana split, and she shoves her face into the bowls and devours the ice cream in record time. Bill stands there waiting for Iris to get brain freeze but she does not get it.

Bill:  Good thing your English Bulldog head is so darn thick you do not get brain freeze from quickly eating ice cream. Speaking of freeze I wonder if you are getting cold feet about our match, Joshua, since I have you out-classed ten times over. Also I wish I could get into the heads of the six wrestlers in the Ultimate X match for the Roulette Championship to see what they are thinking. Next time you see me I will be in my match against Joshua Acquin having my hand raised in victory as the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship.

The camera goes into a slow fade to black and the scene ends.

PEOPLE WATCHING

It is later in the day, closing in on it being the evening, and we open with a scene of Bill and Bea Barnhart enjoying quiet time sitting on lounge chairs on the deck of the cruise ship and they are people watching, and also watching the water in the ocean, and the sun going down in the distance. Iris is sitting between their lounge chairs and there is a lot of scratching, grunting, slobbering, and farting going on. No not from Bill Barnhart! From Iris his English Bulldog! Sheesh!

Bill:  I want to comment that often silence speaks louder than words. A good example is I expected Joshua Acquin to get in front of a television camera and start hurling the common insults everyone hurls at me such as they think I am a lame, obese, stupid wrestler who over-indulges in pepperoni pizza, hamburgers, fries, beer, and Classic Coke. But as everyone noticed, leading up to my match against Acquin at Summer XXXTreme VII, I got on camera and called Joshua out. I thought Acquin would fire comments back to me but he did not. His silence is screaming louder than if he had said something. Silence is golden. Golden as in I will defeat Joshua and earn the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship and then obtain Championship Gold when I defeat the Roulette Champion.

Bill gives two thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Nice spot we have to observe people and the things they do. I wonder how many things we can see that I can use as an analogy for my match against Joshua Acquin and also as comments for the match I will have in the near future to challenge for the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  Bill even I have to say you are getting ahead of yourself. You need to defeat Joshua Acquin first before you start making comments about a Roulette Championship match.

Bill:  You have doubts that I will defeat Joshua Acquin and earn Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship? That hurts Bea! If you want to be my Manager then you need to be positive and supportive not negative and doubtful.

Bea:  I never said you would not defeat Joshua Acquin. What I said is we should focus on what is now, at this time, and not focus on something that may be weeks or months in the future. There is no reason you should lose to Acquin unless he has half the roster, and half the passengers on this cruise ship, interfere in the match.

Bill:  Even with all that interference Joshua will still lose. Har har har!!!

Bill and Bea see a kid on the water slide at the pool. The kid looks to be maybe in their early teens. The kid gets into position to go down the water slide but he trips up and slams face first into the slide, then the water pushes him up over the side of the slide, and he flips over and is hanging on trying not to fall and get hurt.

Bill:  Hello! We have our first analogy of this evening! That clumsy awkward kid on the water slide is a perfect representation of you Acquin. In our match I see you trying to show off to the fans and end up falling flat on your face, getting thrown out of the ring by me, and you hanging onto the ropes to try not to slam hard onto the floor.

Bill and Bea continue to people watch. They see a couple walking along the deck with their little dog that looks like maybe it is a Shih Tzu-Chihuahua mix. Iris, trying to act tough, growls at the smaller dog and the smaller dog loses control of their bowels and squats and poops on the deck as it is afraid of Iris. Bea apologizes to the couple but they are so upset at the attitude of Iris they walk off and do not bother to pick up the poop their dog deposited on the deck. Bill and Bea see a man walking behind the inconsiderate couple but the man is too busy checking out girls he does not see the poop on the deck and he steps in it. Since he is wearing flip-flops the poop gets on his feet, and between his toes, and he slips and falls to the deck and into the poop.

Bill:  Oooooo our second analogy just fell at our feet! Joshua you are like both the little dog that lost control of their bowels and the distracted man who stepped in the poop and then fell to the deck landing in the poop. Like the man who stepped in the dog poop and slipped and fell on it you will step in deep shit when you get over-confident, or over-scared, and freak out and I take you out for the win.

Bill and Bea do not have long to wait until the third item to use as an analogy is handed to them. There is an announcement over the speakers they are about to draw tickets to see who won the First Price in the raffle which is a year of free cruises on this cruise line. Bea takes out their ticket stubs as does the woman sitting next to her. The emcee reaches into the bowl and draws out a ticket stub and reads off the number. Bea is beside herself when she realize she and Bill just one a year of free cruises on this cruise line.

Bea:  Woo hoo! Bill! We won the grand prize of free cruises for a year!!!

The woman sitting next to Bea is so upset that she did not win, as her ticket number was not called, she runs to the railing and pukes. Unfortunately when she pukes it lands on several people standing on the deck below.

Bill:  Great news Bea! Our third analogy just ran to the railing and puked. Acquin just like that woman sitting next to Bea was so distraught over not having her ticket number called for the grand prize so she puked so you will run to the side of the ring and puke when you see my hand raised in victory. Just like in a raffle drawing where there can only be one grand prize winner in our match there can be only one grand prize winner and that winner is me.

Bea runs to the Emcee and collects her certificate for free cruises for a year. Bea runs back to Bill waving the free cruise certificate in the air.

Bill:  There you have it Acquin. Keep that image of Bea winning the free cruises for a year and waving the certificates in their air. I will be waving my hands in the air, and jumping up and down, with a huge grin on my face, when I defeat you and earn Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship. Try as you may there is nothing, absolutely nothing, you can do to keep me from winning our match.

Bill, Bea, and Iris start walking down the deck where they enter a door that will lead them back to their room. Once they step through the door the cameraman cuts his feed and the screen goes black.

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Supercard Archives / Bill Barnhart Vs Joshua Acquin

« on: August 14, 2019, 10:04:19 AM »

 TIME FOR BILL BARNHART TO SHINE

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is currently 1-1-0 in his first two matches. Although Bill took a loss to Mark Cross in his debut match at Climax Control 244 the fact remains it was an outstanding match and could have gone either way. Then, at Climax Control 245, Barnhart defeated Kedron Williams by submission. After two exceptional performances by Bill Barnhart Management decided to place Bill Barnhart in a Number One Contender match against Joshua Acquin with the winner becoming the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship. Bill Barnhart is ready to shine at his first Sin City Wrestling Super Card, Summer XXXTreme VII. I assure Bill Barnhart is shining so brightly you better put on your best pair of sunglasses to keep from burning your eyes.



Narrator:  Sorry. I probably said more in my narrator comments than I am allowed time to do so but I wanted to get those comments out there. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is in one of the Karaoke lounges on the Sun Princess cruise ship.

KARAOKE TIME

The scene switches to a shot of the stage in one of the Karaoke lounges on the Sun Princess. The camera pans around the lounge and we see lots of people are there for the Karaoke singing. We see Bea Barnhart sitting at a table near the stage and she is dressed in a little black dress and black shoes. Next we see Bill Barnhart step up on the Karaoke stage. We notice Bill dressed in attire we rarely see him in which is a dark grey business suit with white shirt and matching dark gray tie. Bill approaches the mic.

Bill:  I will perform a song that is from 1966 by the Monkees. This song is a perfect description of how much Bea means to me and how much I love her.

The audience claps in anticipation of the performance by Bill Barnhart.

Bill:  Thanks! The song I will sing is titled I’m A Believer.

The short intro on the song plays and Bill launches into the song.

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seems.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

I thought love was more or less a giving thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got.
What's the use in tryin'?
All you get is pain.
When I needed sunshine I got rain.

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

Love was out to get me
Now, that's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams

Oh, then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

Yes, I saw her face, now I'm a believer
And not a trace of doubt in my mind.
Said I'm a believer
I'm a believer
I'm a believer
Said I'm a believer
I'm a believer
I said I'm a believer
I'm a believer

Bill has finished his song and the crowd in the Karaoke lounge rise and give Barnhart a standing ovation. When their cheers die down Bill comments.

Bill:  That is the perfect song for when I met Bea. Before I met her I felt like love was not going to find me. Then I saw her face and I became a believer. Bea you are my love and my life and I could not live without you.

Bill runs off the stage and joins Bea at their table where he kisses Bea then takes a seat at the table. Their waiter brings a bottle of wine and two glasses for them to celebrate with. While others get up on the stage to perform their Karaoke songs Bill and Bea get approached “Stoner” Scott Oliver who is asking if he and his cameraman can interview them for the upcoming Summer XXXTreme VII Super Card. The two agree but ask if they can move to a location that is quiet as the singing in the Karaoke lounge is loud. Scott informs them he made arrangements to use one of the smaller dining areas for the interview as that dining area will not be used for a time. Bill and Bea follow Scott Oliver to the vacant dining area while the cameraman follows them. They arrive at the dining area and Scott has Bill and Bea sit on two nice overstuffed chairs while he takes a seat on a regular chair next to them. The cameraman sets his camera up so he can get a shot of the three without having to move his camera around.

THE INTERVIEW

Scott:  I would like to recap your first two matches in Sin City Wrestling. Your debut match was against Mark Cross and you lost by pinfall to him. He is now performing in the Roulette Championship Ultimate X over the pool match at Summer XXXTreme VII. Then at the last Climax Control you defeated Kedron Williams by submission. The fans would like to hear what you have to say about those two matches and they are also curious if you knew that Ben Jordan was going to arrive during your match with Kedron Williams to distract him so you could get the win.

Bill:  I did my best in my debut match Scott. If anything I took Mark Cross a bit lightly as I did not believe he had really good wrestling abilities. During the match we both did well but he managed to get me into a position where he got the pin on me and I was unable to break the pin and I lost the match. I never get upset when I legitimately lose a wrestling match like that. I admire him for his abilities and I feel he will do well in the Roulette Championship Ultimate X match during the cruise but I do not see him winning. My prediction is Griffin Hawkins will win and retain the Roulette Championship. As for the second part of the question I had no clue Ben Jordan was going to appear during our match at Climax Control 245. When the lights went out I figured the arena had an electrical malfunction. Then when the lights came on I saw Ben Jordan in the ring. He and Kedron were facing each other hurling comments at each other. My first reaction was to quickly take advantage of Williams while he was distracted so I got behind him, grabbed him and hit him with a bulldog, then locked him into my Sweet Dreams sleeper hold. Kedron did the honorable thing by tapping out before he went unconscious but to be honest I get more enjoyment out of my sleeper hold when my opponent goes unconscious.

Scott:  Before I came to you for this interview we had an off-camera discussion and you told me you are extremely confident you will defeat Joshua Acquin and become the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship. You also told me you are a huge Griffin Hawkins fan so I assume you expect him to win his match and retain the Roulette Championship. However the fans would like to know what you think of the other five wrestlers in that match.

Bill:  We know it will be one of the following who walks away as the Roulette Champion. Griffin Hawkins, Teddy Warren, Caleb Storms, Malachi, Lachlan Kane, or Mark Cross. I would love for the winner to be Griffin Hawkins so I can get my shot at him and the Roulette Championship. Although I admire Griffin Hawkins when I defeat him everyone will praise and worship me and totally forget about him. If it turns out to be one of the other wrestlers who wins I will gladly challenge them and defeat them. None of the six in the Roulette Championship match are unbeatable as all wrestlers are beatable. Of course it would be amusing if Mark Cross were to win the Roulette Championship so when I defeat him it will be sweet justice for me on him for for him defeating me in my debut match.

Scott:  I heard rumors you asked Bea if she wanted to receive training to become your Manager to attend to you at ringside, along with Iris your English Bulldog, rather than having Bea remain in the backstage area, in your dressing room, or in the stands, to watch your matches. Are you still planning on getting Bea her license to be a Wrestling Manager?

Bill:  I turn that question over to Bea. I have already decided if she wants to serve as my Manager I am good with it. Until she accepts and obtains the Manager License the decision is in her hands.

Scott:  What is your decision Bea?

Bea:  Well, Scott, I have to go through the proper training first. The training not only consists of what a wrestling Manager does while at ringside and before and after matches. I will also need to receive training in self-defense and wrestling as there may be times when I have to defend myself against attacks from people associated with the opponents Bill faces. There may even come a time when a wrestler, or another Manager, decides to challenge me to a wrestling match. If I want to accept that type of challenge I need to know how to handle myself in the wrestling ring. I will probably make a decision before the end of September.

Scott:  Bill you told me in addition to being a huge fan of Griffin Hawkins that you have always watched Sin City Wrestling matches and there are several others on the Roster you enjoy watching. Could you give us comments on that?

Bill:  I have enjoyed watching Casey Williams, Steve Ramone, Despayre and his Teddy Bear Angel, James Tuscini, Fenris, and Ben Jordan just to mention a few. There are many more but those came to my mind first.

Scott:  Care to expand with comments on those you mentioned?

Bill:  Casey Williams worked with me in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. He seems to have this urge to brag to everyone that he was the first wrestler in my wrestling career to give me a loss in my home town of Oakland and in my home area of the San Francisco Bay Area. He did talk about that match we had in Oakland but he did not give all the information. From the way Casey Williams told it he dominated me and Dmitri inside a Boeing 747 parked at Oakland International Airport in Oakland, California.

Scott:  But you admit Casey won that match so how can you say what he said about the match is not correct?

Bill:  Casey presented the short summary of the match and now I will give you what really happened. The three of us were heavily fighting in the main area of the Boeing 747. We got near the spiral staircase that leads up to the First Class Lounge. Casey walked up the staircase to the First Class Lounge. Dmiti hit me with a major blow that drove me to the side where I went unconscious. From watching the replay of the match I saw Dmitri then ran up the stairs to go after Casey in the First Class Lounge. Casey and Dmitri fought each other in the First Class Lounge. While up there Dmitri decided to kick on the spiral staircase and it came loose and crashed down into the main part of the 747. Then Casey and Dmitri continued fighting in the First Class Lounge. I regained consciousness and I was roaming around in the main area of the 747 looking for the two trying to find where they were at as I did not know at that time they were up in the First Class Lounge. Watching the replay you see that Casey got the upper hand on Dmitri and he then slammed him into the hole where the spiral staircase used to be. Dmitri landed on top of me and I got knocked out again. Casey dropped down from the First Class Lounge and got the pinfall on Dmitri. It was one of those things you hate about a Triple Threat or Four Way match when they pin someone else, or make someone else submit, but you end up also taking a loss. So it is true that Casey caused my first loss ever in my hometown of Oakland, California, and in the San Francisco Bay Area, but he did not directly pin me or make me submit.

Scott:  Although Casey Williams retired and is now Head of Security have you thought about asking if he would have a match with you in Sin City Wrestling?

Bill:  I mentioned it to him and he said since he is retired and has other duties to attend to he has to respectfully decline. Since I respect Casey Williams I did not push the issue with him.

Scott:  Now we come to the part of the interview where I need to ask you questions concerning your opponent, Joshua Acquin, and your match, and see how you wish to respond.

Bill:  Ask me whatever you want. I never refuse to answer questions.

Scott:  Joshua Acquin is not a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling. He has been in Sin City wrestling for around six years. You do understand you are not facing a newcomer to the sport of wrestling, or to Sin City Wrestling, so how do you respond to that and how do you get ready for a match like this against a wrestler like Acquin?

Bill:  Would it be okay with you if I present my comments directly to Joshua Acquin who I am sure is watching this interview?

Scott:  I am just conducting the interview. It is your match and your opponent and you comment as you see fit.

Bill:  Joshua please do not feel bad that in my previous comments you were not one of the wrestlers I mentioned. I only mentioned the names of six wrestlers. That, Acquin, means you are in the larger group of people I did not mention by name. The people I mentioned were on my mind due to accomplishing a lot in a short period of time in Sin City Wrestling. When they achieved a goal they retained it for a reasonable amount of time. So, Joshua, let me ask you something. You have been in Sin City Wrestling for around six years. If you had to write a list of the accomplishments you have during those six years those accomplishments could easily be written on one sheet of a 1.5 inch by 2 inch Post-It note. What are those two accomplishments you had during your six years here? You held the Tag Team Championship with Lucian Frost for about two months. You then held the Tag Team Championship with Steve Ramone for about a month. So in a total of six years you held the Tag Team Championship for a total of three months?  If you cannot hold a Championship for longer than a month with a talented quality wrestler like Steve Ramone then you are the problem and not Ramone.

Scott:  Whoa! Even I am surprised at those comments toward Joshua Acquin coming from you! I thought you respected all wrestlers.

Bill:  I respect all wrestlers who give all they have for every match. I mean, come on Scott, over my years watching the sport of wrestling, I have seen many Jobbers who perform day after day and take a loss for the purpose of helping promote the wrestlers they lose to. They were hired to do Jobber duties and they did it well and got a regular paycheck for it. I do not see that with Joshua Acquin. I do not feel Acquin is a Jobber. I know he has good wrestling talent but I feel he has an inability to keep focused during matches.

Scott:  I have several minutes left of our interview time. Are there further comments you wish to make?

Bill:  Listen up Joshua. If you think I am going to allow a chance to take on the Roulette Champion, whether it remains as Griffin Hawkins or if it will be one of the other five wrestlers in the Ultimate X match, then you are not thinking. Whether it be Griffin Hawkins, Teddy Warren, Caleb Storms, Malachi, Lachlan Kane, or Mark Cross, I will defeat you and you can sit in the backstage area and watch me become the Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion in the near future. If I show no fear or hesitation with any of the six wrestlers involved in the Ultimate X over the pool match for the Roulette Championship you can rest assured you are of no concern to me. You are no more than an annoying little bug buzzing around my head. Be ready to meet Bill “Bug Zapper” Barnhart. Fly into the dazzling light Joshua and see what happens. Zzzzzaaaaappppp!!!!!

With the closing comments of Bill Barnhart the scene slowly fades out.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER – FAMILY TIME

The scene comes up on our screen and we see Bill, Bea, and Iris, inside their cabin, stateroom, whatever you want to call it. It is not huge and lavish but more than adequate for the three of them. We notice Bill is wearing khaki shorts, a black pullover shirt, and black flip flops, and Bea is wearing white shorts, a white pullover shirt, and white sneakers. Iris? Always wearing her pink diamond-studded doggy collar.

Bill:  Sure nice when Management at Sin City Wrestling gives us a great location like this cruise ship to hold an event. Way better than going from arena to gymnasium to the park eh?

Bea:  Yes it is. Other than singing Karaoke, eating meals, and going to the pool, what do you plan on doing that can include Iris since she is not allowed in the Karaoke lounge, regular dining facilities, or the pool?

Bill:  I have a great idea for something I can do with Iris and it will be something that benefits both of us.

Bea:  The only thing I see you and Iris doing together is eating. So what is this great idea you have for you and Iris?

Bill:  I found a place on board the ship, other than on the decks, where they allow dogs. Since they allow dogs in the gym I plan on taking Iris there. I want to use their treadmill to get some walking exercise in and I figure Iris could benefit being on a treadmill also. Not like Iris will die from exercising and losing a few pounds.

Iris hears the words exercise, lose a few pounds, and die, and she freaks out and tries to get away. She runs for the door to the hallway but of course being a dog she cannot open the door. Iris then darts for the next door but once she gets inside she realizes she is in the bathroom. Knowing that being in the bathroom might result in her getting a bath Iris quickly exits the bathroom. Iris ends up running to the only place she can run where she has a place to hide and that is the bedroom Iris dives under the bed and scoots as far back as she can to where Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea cannot reach her to drag her out. Bill and Bea laugh hard at how goofy Iris can be.

Bea:  We need to leave Iris alone for a time. She cannot get out of the room and into the hallway anyway. By the time we get back Iris will be so hungry she will come out from under the bed.

Bill:  We will go out and see what things we can find to do board the cruise ship. See you later Iris!

Bill and Bea leave the room and they ensure they lock the door so there is no way Iris can get out until they return. The camera feed cuts as the door closes and the screen goes black.

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Climax Control Archives / Who is Bill Barnhart? What is He About?

« on: August 09, 2019, 10:31:50 AM »

 WHO IS BILL BARNHART AND WHAT IS HE ABOUT?

NARRATOR:  Since Bill Barnhart is new to Sin City Wrestling, even though he is not new to the sport of wrestling, he wanted to inform you of his history in Asylum Wrestling Alliance and to give you a history of his feud with his half-brother Chris Shipman. I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is in the Sports broadcast studio, at WSB TV Channel 2, in Atlanta, Georgia. He is conducting a live interview with WSB TV Sports Anchor, Anthony Amey.

The network switches to a shot of the Sports broadcast studio at WSB TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, Georgia.



Anthony Amey is wearing a dark gray business suit with white shirt and blue tie with white designs in the tie. As the camera pans the broadcast studio we get a shot of Bill Barnhart who is dressed in blue jeans and a black pullover shirt.

ANTHONY:  Hi. I am Anthony Amey the Sports Anchor at WSB TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, Georgia. Today I have the pleasure of having Sin City Wrestling superstar wrestler Bill Barnhart, who has the nickname BULLDOG,  in my studio. Bill welcome to my studio and thank you for granting me the pleasure of interviewing you.

BILL:  The pleasure is mine Anthony.

ANTHONY:  You are a fan favorite not only in Atlanta but throughout the State of Georgia. Some people watching may not know how you got the nickname BULLDOG so I would like to ask you to explain that. Also I notice your wife Bea and your English Bulldog Iris are not here with you in the studio.

BILL:  Since I have an English Bulldog, Iris, as my mascot, I decided it would be fun to use the nickname BULLDOG so that I can use the initials BBB for Bulldog Bill Barnhart. Also the official mascot for the University of Georgia in Athens, Georgia, is an English Bulldog named Uga. You see the abbreviation for the University of Georgia is UGA so their Bulldog mascot is named Uga.  As far as Bea and Iris not being in the studio with me today Bea is a little camera shy and even when I can get her on camera and she comments on stuff she tends to feel uncomfortable. With Iris is it a distraction and stress thing. With all the lights, cameras, and people running the equipment, I am worried Iris would get nervous. When Iris gets nervous or upset she often lets our extremely vile stinky farts. Worst case would be she gets so nervous that she pees or poops and I do not want your broadcast studio soiled by her.

ANTHONY:  Does Iris also get stressed and nervous during wrestling events since there are lights, cameras, and people running the equipment?

BILL:  That is a different situation. Iris enjoys being at the venues where we wrestle. Since the lights and cameras are a far distance unlike here in your studio Iris is not affected by them. Iris is so into watching Daddy Bill wrestle she does not pay attention to much else.

ANTHONY:  I am sorry you lost your debut match against Mark Cross at Climax Control 244. I know you wanted to get a win in your debut match but things do not always work out the way we want. How are you feeling about that match?

BILL:  Nobody wins every wrestling match and if they think they can then they will end up being disappointed more than they are happy. Simply put Mark Cross did some great wrestling and he was able to get me into a position for the pin. Also it is not about how many wins you get it is about what you ultimately achieve. Take note in World War II the United States lost the majority of battles in the Pacific against the Japanese. But they won the one battle that won the overall war. What good is it in wrestling to go 10-0-0 then go 10-1-0 with a loss in a Championship match and fail to win a Championship? It means you were successful up to that point, in matches where no Championship was on the line, but when it really counted you failed. It is be better to go 0-10-0 and then get a shot at a Championship and win the ultimate prize and be at 1-10-0 and holding a Championship. Again it is not how many wins you collect it is what you ultimately achieve and obtain.

ANTHONY:  Thanks for clearing that up. I see in your debut match in Sin City Wrestling you faced off against Mark Cross. Could you please tell the viewers what happened in that match and the results of the match?

BILL:  As I mentioned earlier Mark Cross wrestled well and was able to get me into a position for him to win. I cannot be upset over someone who defeated me legally.

ANTHONY:  Your next opponent, at Climax Control 245, is Kedron Williams. Everyone seems to think he is the next big thing for the fans to gawk over because he managed to get a win over Ben Jordan. Can you tell the viewers what you think of  Kedron Williams and what you expect to accomplish during your match?

BILL:  Before I do that Anthony may I be allowed to give background information on my time in Asylum Wrestling Alliance along with the history I have with my half-brother, Chris Shipman, who was also a wrestler in Asylum Wrestling Alliance? I feel this information is important for people to understand how durable, dependable, tough, and why I outlast anyone in the sport.

ANTHONY:  Of course.

BILL:  During my eight years in Asylum Wrestling Alliance I held every championship that was available to me. There were other championships active for a time but shortly before I was to be given a match for those championships Management retired those championships and brought out a new one. I obviously was not able to earn a championship that no longer existed. I did, however, obtain Grand Slam status numerous times. I may be a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling but I am a veteran of the wrestling ring from previous Wrestling Federations.

ANTHONY:  I know the history between you and your half-brother Chris Shipman. Are you sure you want to relate those things to the viewers? Do you feel they will be able to handle it?

BILL:  Whether they are able to handle it or not is their problem. I want everyone to know I hide nothing and that I am transparent with them. I want them, my next opponent, and everyone else in Sin City Wrestling, to know what happened between me and Chris Shipman so they will know where I came from, what happened, what I am about, and where I am going.

ANTHONY:  Since I know the history between you and Chris Shipman I would like to ask you questions, that you answer if you want to, so we can keep the conversation on a timeline. Is that okay with you?

BILL:  Sure. That way the story gets told from the beginning to where it stands today.

ANTHONY:  I understand you and Chris Shipman have the same mother but different fathers. Could you explain that situation?

BILL:  Our Mother married Harold Shipman, from England, and he turned out to be one of the most prolific serial killers in the history of serial killers and he is the biological father of Chris Shipman. Once mother found out the truth she divorced Harold and married the man who is the biological father of me and my sister. His name was William Barnhart and he was a Retired United States Navy Chief Petty Officer. Due to mother hating my half-brother Chris, due to the horrible deeds done by his father, Chris hated me. He kept complaining that mother liked me more than she liked him. I tried to get Chris to understand mother liked us the same but he would not accept that. Sorry to say this but, in reality, mother did not treat us the same. I was treated like a god sitting high on my throne whereas Chris was treated by mother as if he was a pile of dog poop.

ANTHONY:  That must have made Chris angry. Why did your mother allow Chris to live in the same house with you and your sister when she knew how he was?

BILL:  She is our mother and she gave birth to Chris so she gave him a chance to live with us and behave. I mean, come on, it was not his fault his father was a serial murderer.

ANTHONY:  Chris Shipman blamed you for the death of your sister but he ended up the one convicted of her murder but was later excused of the crime by the Judge who sentenced him to prison. Even though Chris was cleared of the crime he still blamed you. Do you mind giving details on that part of the story?

BILL:  Our sister did die in our home. The story is that me and my sister wanted to play a certain game and she asked Chris to join us in the game. He refused and demanded to play a different game that we did not want to play. When I stood up and told Chris to stop demanding me and our sister play that game he shoved me so hard in the chest all I remember is going unconscious and I do not remember hitting the floor. When I regained consciousness I looked over to see Chris standing over the lifeless body of our sister. He gave me an evil look and hissed at me YOU KILLED OUR SISTER AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO HER!

ANTHONY:  What happened next?

BILL:  There was a criminal investigation and the two of us ended up in Court before a Judge. I told the Judge when Chris shoved me in the chest I fell backward and went unconscious before hitting the floor and when I regained consciousness I saw Shipman standing over our dead sister. The Judge decided I did nothing wrong but he sentenced Chris to prison for ten years. Before Chris was led out of the Courtroom he looked at me and said YOU KILLED OUR SISTER AND YOU PINNED HER DEATH ON ME! I WILL NEVER STOP ATTACKING YOU AND HURTING YOU UNTIL I HAVE DESTROYED YOUR WRESTLING CAREER AND HAVE TAKEN YOUR LIFE! I figure the Judge was not happy to hear Chris issue a death threat to me so Chris is fortunate he did not increase his prison time.

ANTHONY:  It appears the serial murderer genes got passed on to Chris from his father. But there is good news that came out about a year later. Please explain that to the viewers.

BILL:  About a year later I received a package in the mail. When I opened it I saw a VHS tape. There was a note from our babysitter from that time saying the video is from the surveillance camera that was watching us in the living room at the time of our sister died. She said when I watch the video it will clear everything up. I watched the video and I saw when Chris slammed me in the chest I really went unconscious and fell backward. However before I hit the floor I slammed into my sister and she fell to the floor and when her head hit the hardwood floor she died. I later regained consciousness and looked at them to see Chris standing over her body.

ANTHONY:  The surveillance video fully cleared you but I think it shows Chris was aggressive and that he was the cause of the death of your sister. What did you do next?

BILL:  I contacted the Judge who sentenced Chris and told him I had a video he needed to watch. When the Judge reviewed the video he said I was fully cleared. He said although Shipman acted violently toward me he did not directly cause the death of our sister and the Judge determined her death was an accident. He called to have Shipman released from prison. When Chris arrived at the Courtroom the Judge told him he is cleared of all wrongdoing in the death of our sister and he was free to go. Before Shipman left the Courtroom he again told me he would viciously attack me, beat me, torture me, and try to destroy my wrestling career and kill me, either for the rest of my life or until I am dead. After he told me that he stormed out of the Courtroom.

ANTHONY:  So that brings us to both of you being wrestlers in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. I remember you and Chris having some of the most dangerous, vile, dangerous, and demonic, matches ever known to the sport of wrestling. Could you go over that for us?

BILL:  I ask the viewers to think of the most violent, evil, disgusting, twisted, and life-threatening matches you have seen in the sport of wrestling. I assure you those matches were tame in comparison to the twisted, demented, and evil, matches me and Chris Shipman had against each other in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. We had matches that would have killed other wrestlers. We had matches that should have ended my career or my life but I overcame in those matches. The key fact here is that I am still here active in the sport of wrestling and Chris Shipman is nowhere to be found. In the end I guess Shipman gave up trying to kill me as he suddenly disappeared from Asylum Wrestling Alliance and I never heard from him again.

ANTHONY:  Do you think he retired from wrestling?

BILL:  I do not care if he just retired or he died. The world is a better place without that vile excuse for a human being in it. All I know is Chris Shipman vowed to destroy my wrestling career, and to take my life, but I am still here and still active in wrestling and Chris is not. I am sure there is a special place in Hell for Chris Shipman.

ANTHONY:  You said your reason for relating your experience with your half-brother Chris Shipman, both in your personal life and wrestling career, was to send a message to the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling is that correct?

BILL:  Without mentioning names, as mentioning names of other wrestlers makes them feel they mean something in the sport, I will use general terms. Most wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling think they are the best, the greatest, and the favorite of the fans. They feel they are rough and tough and can defeat everyone. I have news for these wimpy, soft, slow, and ignorant punks in Sin City Wrestling. I endured years of abuse, threats, attacks, beat downs, threats on my wife Bea and my English Bulldog Iris, and had some of the most brutal matches ever in the history of wrestling, to the point that some of those matches have been banned by every wrestling federation on the planet. I mention again that I am still here and Chris Shipman, the man who attacked, abused, and threatened me, is gone and has never been heard of again. With all that I endured, and overcame, what the hell makes you wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling think you can take me out?

ANTHONY:  Does that apply to Kedron Williams, who is your your opponent for Climax Control 245, also?

BILL:  Sure it applies to Kedron Williams. Out of all the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling there are probably two or three who are not over-blown, arrogant, wannabe superstars, but the rest of them need to be taught to be humble and I am the wrestler to humble them.

ANTHONY:  Are you claiming Kedron Williams is an over-blown, arrogant, wannabe just because he managed to get a win over Ben Jordan?

BILL:  Yeah that is exactly what I am implying.

ANTHONY:  How can you say that about Kedron? He defeated Ben Jordan so that should count for something.

BILL:  That counts for nothing! Even a blind Rat finds cheese by accident once in awhile. Kedron Williams has been in Sin City Wrestling for five months and although he has defeated a few wrestlers he has yet to hold a Championship. That goes back to my earlier comments about having several wins and then you go after a Championship and fail to win. Better to take several losses then win the Championship match. And you want to know something else Anthony?

ANTHONY:  Sure.

BILL:  I do not give a *bleep* if Kedron Williams just came off a handicap match against Godzilla and King Kong and defeated them. The fact remains that my half-brother Chris Shipman and I had the most vile, brutal, demonic matches ever in the history of the sport of wrestling and I still came out ahead. As bad as King Kong and Godzilla were they are only one-forth as bad, mean, evil, and demonic, as my half-brother Chris Shipman was. If anyone, including Kedron Williams, thinks I am afraid of them then they are not thinking as I do not fear anything or anyone.

ANTHONY:  I do not mean to take your attention to another subject but I wanted to ask a question about Iris your English Bulldog.

BILL:  Seriously? I am on a roll telling people what I am about, and why I fear nothing, and you want to ask a question concerning Iris? I guess answering your question for a few minutes will not hurt anything. What do you want to know about Iris?

ANTHONY:  College football season is upon us and the big team in our area is the University of Georgia, also known as UGA, located in Athens, Georgia. Everyone knows the mascot for the University of Georgia is Uga the English Bulldog. I have heard Iris has a crush on Uga the Bulldog and I am wondering if you are planning on arranging a date for her with him?

BILL:  What? You interrupted my presentation about wrestling to ask if I plan on arranging a date for Iris with Uga the English Bulldog from the University of Georgia? No I am not going to help Iris get a date with Uga. First off all Iris is fixed so she does not have the sexual urges unfixed dogs have. Second is that Uga the English Bulldog Mascot is prohibited from interactions with other dogs while he is on official duty as Mascot during the College Football Season. Can we return to taking about me and my upcoming match against Kedron Williams?

ANTHONY:  Sorry Bill. That question on Iris was stuck in my head but it is no longer stuck as it came out. Okay so now you face Kedron Williams who, it appears, has only his win over Ben Jordan, as an accomplishment worth mentioning. Your thoughts?

BILL:  How in the hell does someone work for five months in a wrestling federation and they have yet to hold a championship? I have researched all the Champions, current and former, in Sin City Wrestling, and many obtained their first Championship in less than three months. Five months and no Championship yet screams out PERMANENT LOW-CARD WRESTLER in my opinion.

ANTHONY:  But Kedron Williams is facing you at Climax Control 245 so that means they must feel he is a worthy opponent for you.

BILL:  And yet still he is in a low-card match. I am not a low-card wrestler but since I am assigned to wrestle against a low-card wrestler that is the only reason I am in a low-card match. These low-card weak wrestlers are just happy to get a match so that  they can get a few minutes in the spotlight by sucking off my talent and popularity.  I am not here for lame wrestlers to bask in my shine.

ANTHONY:  How do you see you two matching up physically?

BILL:  I am six feet four inches and two hundred forty pounds while Kedron is five feet eleven inches and one hundred seventy-nine pounds. He is giving up five inches in height and 61 pounds of weight to me. With that height and weight advantage it will be easy for me to muscle Harris around the ring and wear him down with my weight pressing on him. When you consider when I lean my weight on Kedron, and the weight advantage I have is equivalent of one-third of his entire weight, you see he does not stand a chance against me.

ANTHONY:  Would you comment on the list of holds, maneuvers, moves, etc., listed on the information sheet of Kedron Williams?

BILL:  Not much to comment on except that there are a lot of high-risk, high-flying, low-percentage, desperation moves on his list. The problem with is they are often ineffective, result in misses, often results in injury to the person attempting them, and they carry a success rate of 50 percent or less. For a wrestler like me, who is talented, has great ring presence, and flawlessly executes moves, holds, and maneuvers, that carry success rates of 80 percent and higher, it becomes extremely amusing to watch my opponent self-destruct during the match. Then again by the looks of Kedron Williams I would say he self-destructed a long time ago.

ANTHONY:  How would you sum up this match in a one-liner?

BILL:  An easy and decisive win for me and an easy and decisive loss for Kedron Williams.

ANTHONY:  We have several minutes of air time remaining. I will turn that air time over to you for any final comments you want to make.

BILL:  Ah, Kedron, I get several minutes to tell you how lame you are and how awesome I am. That is a fun thing for me to do. In my eyes you are a geek, a skinny short geek, who is trying to impress people with the way they look, dress, and act. Here is a revelation for you Williams. Being short, a short geek, who looks odd, dresses odd, and acts odd, does not win wrestling matches over exceptionally talented and efficient wrestlers like me. Yes, Kedron, you can stand there and talk about how many big wrestlers that once in awhile some smaller wrestlers were able to defeat but you know damn well that happens ten percent of the time. In the other ninety percent the larger, and more experienced, wrestler wins. I will take the ninety percent success rate and put it up against your ten percent success rate. I will not only call your Raise I will Raise you back double and you either fold your hand or get severely beaten in your loss to me. I do not need to have a Poker face when I hold all the Aces and Trump cards. I know you are thinking you might get lucky because you think I am over-confident and careless. Think whatever you want to think because I am not over-confident but I am confident as I have a long and successful wrestling career and that does not change against you just because you had one lucky match where you got a win you should not have gotten. I will even make you an offer. If you get hurt during our match, I mean when you get hurt during our match, I will offer to pay all your medical bills since I was the one who hurt you during the match. Now, Kedron, where else but with me can you find a complete package as a wrestler, an all-around exceptional wrestler, an intelligent wrestler with a genius I.Q., and a good natured guy who will offer to pay medical bills for the damage he inflicts upon you? No, Kedron, do not turn around and look at the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling because I am not referring to them. Continue to look at me because I am the subject of my comments. Please enjoy your freedom and good health leading up to our match at Climax Control 245 because I assure you after our match you will not feel free or healthy. Have a nice day Williams. I will.

ANTHONY:  Thanks for granting me this interview with you. I know our viewers in the Atlanta Metro area enjoyed it. Remember any time you are back in the Atlanta Metro area give me a call and we can get on the air again.

BILL:  Thanks Anthony.

The Network puts the camera in the Sports Broadcast Studio into a fade out. Once the shot fades to black the Network cuts to regularly scheduled programming on WSB TV Channel 2 in Atlanta.

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Climax Control Archives / Bill Barnhart's Debut in Sin City Wrestling

« on: July 31, 2019, 03:46:39 PM »

 BILL BARNHART’S DEBUT IN SIN CITY WRESTLING

NARRATOR:  Hi I am the Narrator Bill Barnhart hired to give you lead in information for his comments in his segments. You don’t need to know my name as I will be known as simply Narrator. Since Bill is going to debut in his first match in Sin City Wrestling I will turn the air time over to him and his family at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

The scene opens with a shot of Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, sitting on the couch in their living room, and their English Bulldog Iris, who is sitting on the floor, at their home in Lawrenceville Georgia. The cameraman informs them they are live broadcasting so Bill opens with comments.

BILL BARNHART:  Welcome to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Recently I signed on to work in Sin City Wrestling. Now that I am active on the roster I have been assigned to debut in a wrestling match against Mark Cross at Climax Control 244 on August 4, 2019, at the Pico Rivera Sports Arena in  Pico Rivera, California. Before I go into comments on the match I would like to introduce my family to you. First I wish to introduce my lovely wife Bea.



BILL BARNHART:   Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!! Har har har har har!!! Oh, Bea, please tell me that is a joke!

BEA BARNHART:  I don’t know if it is or now but she said she believes this happened concerning your opponent.

BILL BARNHART:  Mark Cross did you actually get in front of a camera, in front of fans, and in front of other wrestlers, and make the claim that you will quickly, easily, and soundly defeat me? Seriously? I doubt you are capable of beating off while watching a porn movie so for damn sure you are not going to beat me at anything. Then again I guess there is one thing you are capable of beating me at and that would be you can beat me at how short a time you are involved in our wresting match before you lose the match. Hell, man, I may even defeat you before the sound of the Timekeeper’s bell stops ringing. I might break the Sound Barrier by how quickly I defeat you! So, Mark, please enjoy the rest of your time leading up to our match at Climax Control 244. Enjoy this pre-match time while you can because you will not enjoy even one second of pleasure during our match.

BEA BARNHART:  Thanks for joining us in our home for this presentation. See you all in Pico Rivera on August 4, 2019 at Climax Control 244.

The cameraman calls into the Network to inform them that Bill and Bea are done with their comments for today. The Network tells the cameraman to stay focused on them until the scene transitions to regularly scheduled programming. The cameraman complies with the instructions from the Network and after a few moments the Network switches to regularly scheduled programming.

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Supercard Archives / LONDON UNDERGROUND vs UNHOLY ALLIANCE

« on: January 12, 2018, 04:19:30 PM »

 THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETED

Narrator:  Ladies and gentlemen...children of all ages...I have breaking news for you! The circle has been completed. What circle you ask? The circle that clearly links Daniel Morgan and Osbourne, also known as London Underground tag team, to the vicious attacks that were perpetrated against James Tuscini, Dmitri, and Pinky del Ferrando. Now that the circle has been completed to show London Underground were the attackers the only thing left for Unholy Alliance to do is to complete another circle which is to destroy London Underground and take possession of the Sin City Wrestling Tag Team Championship Title Belts.

We join James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando, along with Dmitri, in the dressing room of James and Pinky, located at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. They are having a discussion about recent events with attacks after attacks on them and to discuss their upcoming Tag Team Championship match against London Underground.

James:  Well guys we have come full circle. We were brutally attacked time after time and we couldn’t directly attach the attacks to any person or persons. We had assumptions who the people were behind the attacks but without hard evidence it is hard to make accusations.

Pinky:  That cowardly attack by London Underground, by paying Casey Williams to brutally beat us down, mostly me by the way, proves that they were behind the attacks. At least now we can make direct accusations without anyone complaining we are falsely accusing others.

Dmitri:  That’s the problem with you humans. Your human feelings and compassion always get in the way of logic and reasoning. From the first attack I’ve stated it was Daniel Morgan and Osbourne, London Underground, behind the attacks. You two kept telling me to chill out and keep silent as we shouldn’t be falsely accusing anyone. Well was I right as I said I was?

Both James and Pinky give a woeful look toward Dmitri and both admit he was right all along.

James:  Yes you were right.

Pinky:  You were right Dmitri. Sure glad I didn’t make a monetary bet with you on your claims.

Dmitri:  Just listen to me and obey me from here out. I am not one to make things up. I’ve been around way too long to play games with others. I will meet up with you two at another time so I can tell you my strategy for our Tag Team Championship match. Until our next meeting you two be careful and keep looking over your shoulder. With the Tag Team Championship on the line there’s no telling how desperate London Underground will be to do things to try to stop us.

Dmitri stands up and he turns to leave the dressing room. He turns around and walks toward James and Pinky with his hand outstretched and we assume he wants to part on a handshake. Just as James and Pinky stand up and reach out their hands toward Dmitri we watch as Dmitri grabs both of them by their wrists and he pulls the two toward him. The three are cheek-to-cheek and Pinky and James are wondering what will happen next.

Dmitri:  Don’t fail me boys. I’m giving you every opportunity to listen to me, follow my directions, and we earn the Tag Team Championship. If I thought for an instant that you two would betray me I would bite both your necks and drain your blood. I won’t do that to friends but if you cross me in this match and you fail me that might just happen when our friendship crumbles. Have I made myself clear?

James:  Very clear.

Pinky:  Crystal clear. Uh do you mind letting go of our wrists now?

Dmitri realizes he has an extremely strong grip on the wrists of James and Pinky and he quickly lets go of their wrists when Pinky utters that request. Dmitri turns and walks out of their dressing room and he quietly closes the door behind him. The cameraman returns his attention to James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando. The looks on the faces of James and Pinky are priceless.

WHEN DID YOU KNOW

James:  Well damn Uncle that was a rather interesting and strange encounter. Time for us to fully lay ourselves in the hands of Dmitri and follow his directions. I know you want to go after everyone who attacked us, and I understand how you feel, but we have been directed to stand by and follow what Dmitri is telling us so that we accomplish what we are being sent into Full Circle Pay-per-View to accomplish.

Pinky:  I understand also but it is damn hard to hold back when you want to beat the crap out of those who attacked you. I will follow Dmitri’s instructions but maybe I can hope for the best anyway. I can hope that London Underground totally fall apart and start attacking us outside of the rules and then we have full legal rights to defend ourselves. I can ask my friends to...

James:  To do what Uncle? Dmitri just exposed you as a wannabe Italian Mafia guy. Why did you make all that stuff up? You could have just told me the truth instead of trying to trick me.

Pinky:  Growing up as a kid in San Francisco I was treated as if I was worthless. Then the best job I could get was as the Door Man for the Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco. Before I retired they sold the Mark Hopkins to another company and that company halved my retirement so that I get half the amount I should have gotten every month. People look down on me for working at a Door Man for the Mark Hopkins Hotel. Nobody took me seriously. When you took me on as your Manager in Wrestling it was, for me, a way to get noticed, to be somebody, and I jumped at the chance. I developed the Italian Mafia thing to give myself a little more boost. James even though the Italian Mafia thing was made up at least being your Uncle and your Manager is the real deal. Thanks. By the way when did you start to realize I wasn’t a real member of the real Italian Mafia?

James:  Remember when you had to go on an assignment at a restaurant in New York and you thought it was going to be a “hit” on someone? Turns out it was nothing more than a publicity stunt on the part of Hillary Clinton to be seen with “regular” people in public. Then you had the incident where you had to “deliver” things and you thought maybe you were making a drug or laundered money delivery right? Turns out they assigned you to work the counter at Jimmy John’s to “deliver the goods.” And that one you had where they assigned you to “make a hit” and you  were so sure it was a legitimate Italian Mafia hit on someone and what did it turn out to be?

Pinky:  It was an assignment to be a special guest player for a Minor League Baseball team. I just needed to step up to the plate for my turn at bat and make a hit in the game and my contract was fulfilled.

James:  So have you consummated any drug deals, delivery of laundered money, or put a legitimate hit on anyone for the Italian Mafia? No! I’m sorry that you had a rough life Uncle but we’re on top of the world now, you received the Manager of the Year Award in Sin City Wrestling, and you are about to be the Manager who helped arrange Unholy Alliance becoming Sin City Wrestling Tag Team Champions. Be proud of your accomplishments. Be yourself. Don’t try to be something you are not.

Pinky:  Thanks, James, you are right and I need to be happy where I’m at in life and continue to move forward.

WE’VE COME FULL CIRCLE

James:  So here we are Uncle. We’ve come full circle. The circle is complete and we are about to hold the Tag Team Championship in Sin City Wrestling. This should be an easy match for us. The only reason London Underground has looked half-way decent in their Tag Team Championship defenses is that they’ve only been required to face very weak tag teams. They’ve faced teams that were thrown together for no apparent reason causing two wrestlers with nothing in common trying to take on the Tag Team Champions. Then there are those teams that Unholy Alliance easily defeated and then a week or two later those Tag Teams we defeated we sent to face London Underground for a shot at the Tag Team Championship. What the *bleep* is up with that? We defeat every team thrown at us and we don’t get a shot at the Tag Team Championship but those teams we defeat get the shot instead of us? Talk about Management throwing such mushy softballs toward London Underground those softballs are softer than marshmallows. At Full Circle there are no more softballs being thrown toward London Underground. They get no more free passes by facing only weak and pathetic Tag Teams. They get hardballs in the form of myself and Dmitri and we are so damn hard we can cut diamonds with our hands. London Underground is in the record books as Tag Team Champions, and that can never be taken away from them, but when the entire world knows they remained as Tag Team Champions only because Management refused to send tough Tag Teams against them, then the truth is known to everyone.

Pinky:  I will be at ringside and if there is anyone running in to interfere in the match, or to distract the wrestlers, they will be dealt with by me. I may not be an official Italian Mafia member but I do, in fact, have enough Whup Ass in my body to kick the crap out of anyone who tries to influence the match. We already told Daniel that Whup is, in fact, a valid word and it is in the Dictionary so now he realizes his mistake of claiming that Whup isn’t a valid word, his mistake is going to haunt him for the rest of his life.

James:  I’m getting hungry Uncle. Ready to go out in town and get some food and drinks?

Pinky:  You don’t have to ask me twice!

James and Pinky put a few items away in their dressing room before they are ready to go out for some food. They walk out the door of their dressing room with the cameraman following them. The camera remains focused on James and Pinky until they exit the Casino and hail a taxi. Once they are in the taxi and the taxi drives off the cameraman cuts his feed and our screen goes black.

A short pause and then we hear a familiar voice...

Dmitri: Humans are so stupid…

The words come from the mouth of the other half of the Unholy Alliance, as he is walking outside in the dark. Having the thoughts run through his mind of his one on two encounter with James Tuscini and Uncle Pinky earlier on. Shaking his head about what they had said and how Uncle Pinky was trying to still persuade them about his Mafia connection, what he never had. It angered Dmitri, it made him resent him. Yet he knows that James is fond of him, he himself remembers how he loved his family when he was human. He stops, he picks out an old fashioned amulet  attached to a chain out of his pocket and opens it. He stares at what’s inside as the camera turns around and zooms in. showing two pictures. One very old of his family when he was still human. Very yellowish and barely able to distinguish any facial features. But to him he knows what the picture looked like and it is very important. The other is a recent taken picture of the love of his life, Damia whom is better known as Gothika. He sighs, remembering that they are close to become parents. How everything has changed over the time that he was in SCW, a time that is coming to an end.

Dmitri: You and our babies are now my family… along with our friends.

He hasn’t said the word yet of friends as he grinds his teeth, remembering the attacks from London Underground.

Dmitri: And what do you do when your “Family” is being hurt? You retaliate. You strike back to those where it hurts the most. And in case of the London Underground , it is their SCW tag team championships. I guess humans cannot help themselves making them more important than they truly are. Or should I just say, that ego takes a loophole with their own imagination?

He sees a light burning of James Tuscini’s Uncle's bedroom. Dmitri is curious what is going on, as he allows his vampire powers to cause him to float over towards his window. These powers he promised he would only use if it really was necessary, trying to live a near human life as possible beyond the wrestling ring. He stares over, he sees Uncle Pinky staring at a computer screen where Dmitri sees the face of Bertha while he is mumbling something.

Uncle Pinky: Ha!! Just a few more days and then you will see my nephew and Dmitri blast those scurvy London Underground fools teach them a lesson!! And take home the gold!!

There’s a moment of silence as Dmitri expects Pinky to finally turn off the screen as he suddenly sees him move closer to the screen with his face. He almost throws up at the sight of Uncle Pinky as he slowly floats back to the ground.

Dmitri: Like I said, humans are stupid.

Dmitri:I guess perspectives on life is what you make of it isn’t it?? people obviously point out to the things they feel are negative. It’s how you postpone your boredom isn’t it? It’s how you amuse yourselves over the misfortune of others. It’s quite interesting to see how easily you are distracted from the one thing that should have been on your mind for the entirety. But I’m sure fortunate that you wish to dig into my personal life and tell me how much I suck. Those are your assumptions aren’t they champs?

He closes the amulet and walks further, there’s a strong wind blowing through his hair as he stares at the darkness that is ahead of him. Covered up with the lights of Sin City, Las Vegas. Signs that causes your eyes to avert to bars, casino’s, hotels and so on and so on. Dmitri rolls his eyes as he really hates this place.

Dmitri: It’s sad though that you wish to place assumptions that would trouble a fool like a Travis Nathaniel Andrews. That I haven’t achieved anything as of late, trying to get under my skin isn’t it? It’s so biological determined that people all do think alike, it’s genetically determined long time ago that none of you look alike… and yet we are all created equally. It’s interesting to see it over and over and over again. I guess you could have offered the opportunity to do exactly the opposite what your job tells you to do isn’t it?

And yet, you didn’t. Why is that?

He grins, he puts his hands in his pockets of the jacket that he is wearing. He passes a small club. He enters it by pushing open the door and walks into a club where there’s only a few people dancing. He walks over to the bar and orders a glass of red and receives one. He turns around and sees the sign in the window that has caught his eye from the first moment and grins as he reads: “Nosferatu”

Dmitri: I should have told about this place to Damia, maybe she would have come also.

Suddenly his demeanor changes, there’s no emotion on his face and his eyes has changed to pitch black as coal. He closes his hands around the glass of red before lifting it up to his mouth and pours the remainder of the glass down his throat in one swift move. He shakes his head and turns around before staring into the eyes of James Tuscini.

Dmitri: Why are you here James? It’s not a safe place for humans. I…

Tuscini looks around and nods towards Dmitri to move closer while he looks around.

James: I know we have been friends for a long time, we have been tag team partners for a long time. I know that after this show our paths as tag team partners will probably go their separate ways.

Dmitri: Look, James...

James: Look, I know. It’s ok man. We have done everything that we both said we would achieve in SCW. Between us, every singles championship belt has been held by us. And nobody can take that away from us.

Dmitri nods, he looks around and sees that nobody is having any interest so far in Tuscini.

James: And all we have yet to achieve in this federation, is to win those SCW tag team championship belts. The belts that are being held by London Underground.

Dmitri: James….

James: Shhhh, let’s not get out of this moment alright?? It’s our moment! You see, people made fun of us. People disrespected us. They never took us seriously. They never understood the bond between humans and vampires is a bond that is truly Unholy. But we made it work!!!

Dmitri wants to warn James to keep it quiet as some vampires suddenly look over towards them, having caught the scent of a human being. Namely his tag team partner.

Dmitri: James… I…

James: Don’t worry, I know. I will follow your lead and together we will become SCW Tag team Champions of the world!!

Oh hi guys, anything I can do for you?

Dmitri sees James Tuscini stare at the eyes of three young vampires that are thirsty for his blood. Before James can react it is Dmitri that gets between them and bares his fangs, that are larger than any of the three vampires causing them to realize that he is far more powerful than them as they slowly back off.

James: Friends of yours???

Dmitri rolls his eyes as he takes Tuscini with him to a different place

The final nail

Dmitri: Do you feel lucky punks??

The words from the classic Dirty Harry movie, made famous by Clint Eastwood, echoes from the mouth of Dmitri who stands in a dark corner of the street,  having a street light hover over him showing some of his features while the rest of him hides in darkness.

Dmitri: You may wonder why I am quoting this movie line that has been used over and over again. And I’m sure that at any given moment of time that everyone has even used it once or twice. So why the significance of this one time compared to every other punk ass kid that wanted to be like Clint.

Maybe because I don’t feel the need to be like him, maybe because I feel that I want to know whether London Underground feels that they are lucky or just that damn good. And I’m sure that when you look at the fact that you are holding those tag titles, looking at whom you have beaten, then that answer should be pretty easy isn’t it? And yet, I know that deep down inside you had to think about it before you answered that question isn’t it boys??

And why is that??

The light flickers, as if there’s a wire loose or the lamp itself is running on the end of its energy causing the shadow to fall over Dmitri and have him re emerge every few seconds as the wind blows his hair in front of his face.

Dmitri: You see boys, what I’ve learned from the great champs is that they resort to childish behavior when it’s time for it. But they know when to turn the switch when it comes down to the nitty gritty. Something that you of all people should know, but still.

You see boys, it’s the fact that this is your last supper in this world that would not have to enter your mouth through a straw has not sank into your brain hasn’t it? You do have to understand that I really don’t give a shit anymore whether you told Casey or the national guard to stop us…, because you can’t and you won’t. You won’t boys, it must be hard to comprehend the undefeated streak may come to a very abrupt end at the final show of the company. To think that you put everything on the line, just merely to play a prank on us. Is that what British humor is all about? To uphold a legacy that is beyond boundaries of acceptance that either you get it or don’t? Come on now, it’s not like you ever get the opportunity to walk into a room with the modern day version of Monty Python and survive the day to tell the tales of stupidity and laughter?

It’s quite simplistic to think that we are this close to enter comedy central and watch another tale come to an abrupt end at the feet of London Underground. Oh no…. when pride is at stake my friends, there won’t be any moments left to entertain the crowds. When the fact that you have had your opportunities to undo the things that you have done and yet fail to do so…, then it will be our moment to crack your skulls and watch you scream in agonizing horror.

Dmitri grinds his teeth, there’s a look of anger upon his face that slowly turns into the icy cold stare of calmness. Not allowing his rage to take over his mind.

Dmitri: No longer is the essence of it all what happened to Pinky and to us, the eyes are now set upon that six sided ring. The essence is where who truly wants it the most, the fact that I have yet to taste tag team gold, that I have yet to see the reality in your eyes that you know that you can beat us. Oh you can proclaim to the world so many times what is wrong inside the brain of the two men that oppose you, yet you haven’t come even CLOSE to do something that would really stop us. Only cowards hide in the shadows to strike, only cowards pay off others to do their dirty job. Only cowards hide behind excuses and skirts that are only knee high. And yet when cowards are locked up in a place where they cannot depend on others, where they cannot hide. They change into the beings that they truly are.

It’s like the tale of the wounded animals isn’t it? To suddenly find that extra strength to overcome all odds that is stacked against you and strike. Beating Travis Nathaniel Andrews and whatever partner he could find to scrub his back and fiddle with his toes doesn’t even come close to what we can do inside that six sided ring. Because their single handed brain cells could not think beyond the fact that they had an opportunity at your championship gold. Me and Tuscini have an opportunity to walk out as the team that ended your silly games. That has the opportunity to shove it to everyone out there that thinks exactly what you said to each and everyone out there. That we can’t do it anymore, because WE ARE SOFT?? WE ARE BENEATH EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU??

I’m sick and tired to be overlooked, laughed at, spit at. I am tired of being ignored, never to be even cared about by those who are in the locker room. Those who know that they don’t stand a chance against me, those who know that they hate my single fucking guts. And you know what boys? After each and every single night that I get home, I get to walk into the arms of the one woman that gets me. To be held by the ONLY one in SCW that loves me. While the rest are just merely disgusted by their own lives and need to reflect it upon me. And you know why boys? Because they cannot handle the fact that they cannot accept failure, they cannot accept that I dare to be different.

You talk about me losing the world title? I pride on the fact that I have been the corner stone of this company even if it was for a few moments. I pride in the fact that I can look into your eyes and don’t care if you do beat me. Because in reality I have already beaten you. Of all the tag team champions that I have faced with my tag team partner, you two are truly at the bottom of the lake when it comes down to being the very best. Not even close to the likes Team B&J, not even close to the Jet City tag team combination, or even the Monstimals. And you know why tough guys? Because they were real, they had pride and they didn’t needed little fucking idiots to do their job. Am I pissed? Oh hell yeah I’m pissed. Pissed over the fact that my final match in this company has to be with two stupid pricks that disgrace those tag titles. But that’s fine with the likes of you isn’t it? Because when it’s all set and done, the cowards that you are don’t give a damn how you kept those titles.

But know this London Underground, you will regret the fact that you crossed our paths. You will regret the one single moment that you woke up and realized that you were alive. Because when me and Tuscini are through with you, you were wishing you weren’t.

Good fucking night

With that Dmitri walks off as the shot slowly fades.

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Supercard Archives / LONDON UNDERGROUND vs UNHOLY ALLIANCE

« on: January 05, 2018, 04:42:48 PM »

 NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

Narrator:  On January 14, 2018, at Full Circle Pay-per-View we will see James Tuscini and Dmitri, as the Tag Team Unholy Alliance, defeat Daniel Morgan and Osbourne, as the Tag Team London Underground, to become Sin City Wrestling Tag Team Champions. I won’t take up more of your valuable time doing lead-in comments. I now turn you over to James Tuscini, Pinky del Ferrando, and Dmitri, who are in one of the bars in the Gold Coast Casino and the three are having a few drinks to celebrate their upcoming victory over London Underground.

WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE

Dmitri picks up his glass from the table the three are sitting and he raises his glass and presents a toast.

Dmitri: Here’s to our upcoming victory over London Underground to become Sin City Wrestling Tag Team Champions!

The three men clink their glasses, call out CHEERS, and their glasses return to the table and they start up a conversation.

James: What do we need to do other than perform our best in our wrestling match to not only obtain the World Tag Team Championship but to also get revenge upon London Underground for their numerous cowardly attacks upon us?

Pinky: I see Casey Williams is on the Pay-per-View card in a match against Max Burke. Since his match is earlier in the card I could call in some favors from my Italian Mafia friends and we can pay a visit to Casey during his match to have a conversation with him.

James:  Uncle I understand how much you want to get revenge upon Casey for acting the fool and taking money from Daniel Morgan and Osbourne to attack us but I don’t believe that violence resolves violence.

Pinky:  It does where I come from.

Dmitri:  Will you two stop with this line of thought? I thought I already had you two understanding that you need to listen to me, and do what I say, and everything will work out and turn out fine. Then I come to have a few drinks with you guys and you start this nonsense talk again?

Pinky:  I have friends in the Italian Mafia and they would do anything to help us get revenge for the attacks.

Dmitri:  Pinky I believe you’ve watched way too many Vampire movies over your years. Vampires are not weak and mindless as they are often portrayed. We are strong and calculating and we wouldn’t survive as long as we do without being on the right mindset. I checked out every lead I’ve heard from you Pinky and so far I’ve run into one dead end after another. From where I’ve done my research you have no official affiliation with any Mafia organizations, for sure not the Italian Mafia, and all you do is blow smoke to try to build yourself up. Just admit that you will never be more than a retired Door Man for the Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco and the Wrestling Manager for James Tuscini.

James:  Come on Dmitri! I’ve known Uncle Pinky my entire life. I find it hard to accept your comments to him just now. Uncle please defend yourself and tell Dmitri the truth.

Pinky:  The truth, James, is that Dmitri is telling the truth. I’ve been trying to pull a scam on you since I started this Italian Mafia story. I figured that eventually you would figure it out and be mad at me so I kept silent. Dmitri is right on the mark James. We need to stop trying to puff ourselves up and try to resolve violence with violence and do things Dmitri’s way so you two can become Tag Team Champions.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Dmitri:  Thanks, Pinky, for understanding. I’m not trying to get in the way of how you two operate but the bottom line is that we have to all be on the same page in the play book or we will have one player thinking we are throwing a pass when the play called is a run. After we have a meeting soon it will be so clear even a blind person could see it. I need to take care of some pressing business but I will contact you for our meeting soon. Be patient. Remain open to suggestions. We will overcome London Underground.

Dmitri thanks James and Pinky for understanding his intentions. He stands up and leaves the bar leaving James and Pinky to continue discussing their upcoming match.

Pinky:  Daniel and Osbourne the paper Tag Team Champions of Sin City Wrestling. Since you two “won” the Tag Team Championship you’ve only faced very weak Tag Teams that didn’t deserve to receive a shot at the Tag Team Championship. It’s easy to retain a Championship Title Belt when you face only weak opponents. Now you have to face one of the toughest Tag Teams in the history of wrestling, Unholy Alliance, and we promise your reign as Sin City Wrestling Tag Team Champions comes to an end at Full Circle Pay-per-View. You have been running from James and Dmitri since you first obtained the Championship Title Belts but now you have nowhere else to run. You are being hunted by two determined and vicious predators, James Tuscini and Dmitri, and they have you backed into a corner and you have no way to escape.

James:  It’s easy to talk tough, to pound on your chests, brag, and puff your chests out, about successfully defending the Tag Team Championship when you haven’t once faced a Tag Team that was at the level of average in the sport of wrestling. When you are a Pit Bull in a dog fight and all the promoters do is send Chihuahuas up against you then of course you are going to win the fights. But now you two, who I will classify as “wannabe” Pit Bulls, now have to face two real, true, mean, and vicious Pit Bulls in me and Dmitri. You want to brag about the other so-called “dog fights” you’ve been in against nothing but weak and pathetic so-called Tag Teams? You want to brag that you can soak a paper bag in water and then easily tear up the bag? I’m glad that Management finally decided that the only way to humble you two, to shut you two up, to humiliate you, and expose you for the frauds you are, was to send the toughest Tag Team, Unholy Alliance, against you.

Pinky:  There are only two outcomes you two can achieve in this match. One is to defeat Unholy Alliance, the most dominant Tag Team in Sin City Wrestling, and prove to the world you are as good as you claim you are, or, you will be easily defeated by Unholy Alliance and be proven to be the frauds everyone knows you are. Well, guys, let’s get to the raw statistical numbers here. You have a 10 percent chance of defeating James and Dmitri and you have a 90 percent chance they will defeat you. Damn! I love those statistics! Do you two honestly believe you can overcome their overwhelming advantage to successfully defend and retain the Tag Team Championship? If you really believe that you two are the most deceived people on the planet.

James:  All this positive talk, and knowing that Dmitri will be giving us great information shortly, makes me feel so great I’m sure if we play the slot machines in the Casino we will be huge winners just as we will be huge winners at Full Circle Pay-per-View when we obtain the Tag Team Championship from London Underground. You up for some gambling Uncle?

Pinky:  Sure! As long as you provide me the money to play the slots. Also if I end up losing my money on the slots instead of winning will you cover my losses?

James:  There’s no need to talk about covering losses. I’m so positive right now I know we are going to drain those slots of their jackpots and walk away huge winners. From now until our match at Full Circle it is nothing but positive vibes for us. We will defeat the slot machines at the Gold Coast Casino and we will defeat London Underground at Full Circle.

JACKPOT

James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando finish their drinks then walk out of the bar into the main casino. They head for the slot machines that take $10 tokens and they both start playing. Within a few spins of the slot wheels both James and Pink hit a major jackpot. We notice that James hit a Jackpot worth $1,000 and Pinky hit one for $5,000. Not the biggest jackpot on their machines but still significant for how short a time they’ve been playing and it shows how great things are going for them.

James:  I told you positive things are coming our way Uncle. We both won a jackpot quickly on the slots and you even got way more than I did with your jackpot. Next meal we have you’re buying.

Pinky:  Not a chance James. You not only make more money as a wrestler than you pay me as your manager. Also you ripped me off for my Quarter several weeks ago so this $5,000 is all mine. Deal with that Nephew!

Both James and Pinky enjoy the friendly banter and they both laugh about the exchange. They return their attention to their slot machines with the goal of draining the machines by hitting all the jackpots. The Network needs to move on to other items so they cut to a commercial break.

Black Jack Bitch

We come back to the Casino where we see Tuscini and Uncle Pinky still having a good time over the slots machines as a few feet further we see Dmitri sitting down at the Black Jack table, being accompanied by his lovely partner Gothika. Who is wearing a long black dress that is clinging nicely to her body, but not too tight for the now growing stomach. She is rubbing her hands across her stomach, feeling the hunger inside of her as she is looking at the dealer with a burning desire in her eyes while licking her lips. Only to cause Dmitri to chuckle while telling the dealer to hit him another card before turning his attention towards Gothika, lifting his hand towards her chin and pushes her face towards his.

Gothika: What??

Dmitri: Didn’t you already feast on Rocky??

This causes her face to turn grumpy, scowling towards him as she bares her fangs for a few moments before extracting them back into her mouth.

Gothika: You are no fun, it was only a nibble and I have to feed OUR triplets you know.

Her attention turns back to the dealer, licking her lip as she is eying him up and down. Taking in every inch of the young 21 year old student that is trying to earn some extra money. Licking her lips as she can hear the heartbeat pumping through his artery before turning her attention back to Dmitri with a look of desperation

Gothika: Can’t I just?? I mean, I’ll be so fast that he will not even notice that I have left this chair.

He chuckles as he sees her pleading eyes, rubbing her stomach as he can hear the sounds coming from it as he knows that she is hungry. He grabs her hand and kisses the back of it before staring into her eyes.

Dmitri: If you are a nice and patient Damia, I will have a special surprise for you later when we get back to our hotel room. Hit me another card please

Dealer: You sure sir?? You already have 18 points.

He turns his gaze towards the dealer and shows his dark red eyes, built with anger as that causes the mood suddenly to change in one half of the challengers for the tag team titles.

Dmitri: I suggest you just let me deal with the consequences of my actions my young boy. I think the risk of losing this hand is far less of a life or death scenario compared to when I allow my partner to feed upon your blood

Gothika:  (whisper) Oh please do, all I need is a minute or two… please.

Her gaze turns to his, we now see blood red eyes and her fangs are now fully extracted, causing the dealer to swallow visibly scared and hands Dmitri another card. This turns out to be a 3 of Spades. Dmitri grabs the wrist of Gothika, causing her to lose her trance upon the young dealer and turn back to the reality that they are in.

Dmitri: Like I said, you will have a surprise waiting for you after we go back to our hotel room later on my love. But now, I wish to see your cards.

The dealer shows the two cards that he has drawn earlier, showing a King of Hearts and a Jack of Diamonds.

Dealer: Congratulations  sir, you once again won a hand.

Dmitri grins as he sees a handful of chips being pushed towards him by the dealer, pulling on the wrist of Gothika as he notices that she wants to grab the wrist of the dealer and sink her teeth into his flesh. Nodding his face towards hers as in a no, causing her to sit back and being very impatient.

Gothika:  How long is this going to last??

Their attention is suddenly distracted by the slots machines further down the casino, where we see Uncle Pinky jump up and down of happiness believing that he has won another big time price.

Uncle Pinky:  Nephew!! I’m going to retire a wealthy man!! I just won the….

The huge eyes that he has almost popping out of his head slowly turn into a large disappointment, as there is no money coming out of the slot machine. Uncle Pinky is looking at the three cherries that is in front of him on the slot machine and can’t understand what is happening.

James:  What’s the matter Uncle?? Did the Slot machine swallow your wallet??

He and everyone else around Uncle Pinky start to laugh as Pinky is slowly starting to get upset. Hitting the slot machine from the side, in the hope of money to still fall out of the machine. But nothing happens, causing Pinky to get more violent.

Dmitri:  Oh boy, perhaps you should feast upon the newest inductee of the 500 wealthiest people alive

Gothika  Him?? Oh no!! I may be hungry, but at least I have my limits Dmitri!! I can steel feel his sweaty hands all over my back and lower from that one hug he gave me!! You didn’t jump the gun right away to stop him either!! And then… that sudden feeling of…..

Gothika suddenly pukes all over the blackjack table as she remembers that one time that Pinky hugged her and didn’t let go. Causing her to feel something that she wished she never had felt. Causing Dmitri to laugh as the shot turns back to Uncle Pinky, who is now being warned by the Casino security.

Security:  Please sir, we would like to ask you to step aside from this machine.

Uncle Pinky:  Never!! First I want my price money!!!

The security team get annoyed and start to drag the old man away from the slot machine as he is trying to hold on to it. Causing James Tuscini to get up from his seat and trying to get in between

Dmitri:  Oh boy….

<Font color=grey>Finally the security convinces the two men to walk away with them as they will give them the money they have won so far and a free offer to enjoy the luxury suite of the hotel above the casino. Only to have Bertha, the cleaning lady sit at the same slot machine where Uncle Pinky was sitting and throws in a coin. Causing the device to start to let out another alarm and this time large sums of money falls out of it and she jumps up in joy. Causing Dmitri to laugh as he turns his attention back to his partner.

<Font color=limegreen>Dmitri:  Let’s just keep this secret for Uncle Pinky, he will never survive this.

The two grin as the shot slowly fades to darkness.

The final time part one

Dmitri is seen taking his partner back to their hotel room, with a blindfold upon her eyes as to hide his surprise for her. She is eager to know what he has in store for her as the shot widens, causing us to see that Miss Rocky Mountains is sitting on the bed smiling happily. Looking forward to have Gothika bite her neck like she has done the last Climax Control, watching as Gothika gets annoyed with every second that passes.

Gothika:  Damnit Dmitri, this isn’t funny anymore. I …. Wait a second.

She suddenly stops talking, as she smells something familiar that she had smelled recently. Causing her to grin while licking her lips and baring her fangs.

Gothika:  My aren’t you a cheeky girl?? Telling me that you had other plans.

Both ladies giggle as Dmitri takes off the blindfold and kisses Gothika on the cheek, causing her to turn her attention towards him for a few moments.

Dmitri:   Why don’t you two have a moment or two of fun, while I am going to do some talking.

She kisses him on the cheek before turning her attention back to Rocky, the two giggle as they are having some chit chat while Dmitri walks over towards the sofa in the other side of the room. Staring into the camera as he grins and bares his teeth.

Dmitri:  And who say that vampires are heartless monsters???

He takes off his jacket and places it gently across the table before sitting down into the sofa. Placing his hands behind his head and sighs for a few moments.

Dmitri:  It’s the one show where sentiments are going to be sky high and people to this very same day are still saying that they cannot believe it. That the company that once brought out great names is closing their doors. Disbelief, always the surprise element of that what they never expected. Such a shame that you people do not look past the seemingly obvious that is in front of you. And you may wonder, do only humans make these mistakes? I guess a judgment call is a mistake that everyone can make. Or at least how in the hell you wish to interpreted to begin with. Just like you two huh? The SCW World Tag Team Champions. Mr. Daniel Morgan and Osbourne. How fitting that the men that tried to crawl into corners and little holes to stay out of sights, plotting plans to conquest a world of wrestling names from a far and use names to keep their hands clean. I guess hygiene is always an important rule in the lives of those who are just like the filth of this world. Incapable to be saved and undesired to be granted another opportunity to redemption. But I will gladly understand the pointless attempts to push your attempts to bring the tricks of the mind closer to a possible insanity.

And yet where has the reality been all this time? The reality of admitting to have a finger into honey pot of power that egotism brings to the dance when it comes down to obtaining championship gold? It gives you the leverage of taking that extra step, knowing that the world will never tell you to stop. Until that moment will come that the results of your actions will be put under the magnifying glass of reality… and that judgment will follow shortly. Something that for the likes of you Osbourne and Mr. Morgan? Oh I know that the confidence oozing from your own wellbeing is enough to believe that this will be another day at the office. How sweet…. Yet so wrong….

The giggling has softly quieted down a bit, we can see the camera zoom in on Gothika who has put her arms around that of Rocky and her head has slowly moved towards the neck of Rocky, as this causes some gasps to escape her mouth before Gothika slowly breaks free and wipes off some blood from her mouth.

<Font color=lightblue>Gothika:  That was nice for now, why don’t we let Dmitri alone and focus on his mach?

The two walk off as Dmitri grins, happy for the fact that his surprise has made Gothika a very happy vampire.

Dmitri:  And was it really necessary to draw our attention this way boys?? To have someone assault a senior citizen? To have him being hit on by Bertha?? Have us being attacked by Casey? Oh just tell me my friends. Was the smock in downtown London too much for the two of you to bear?? It’s just as simplistic as the London Metro system that the underground of your nation’s capital uses to bring people from point A to Point B. it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to understand that people like the two of you get sucked into the emptiness that is called being accepted. Being acknowledged. Being the faces that has dominated the tag team division. Beaten names that were beneath you, beaten those who are below standards of greatness. But why would you lower yourselves to standards that would cause an retired fool to be the attention of your assault?

Because you two are weak.

Dmitri closes his eyes puts his fingers against each other as he seems to be in some sort of thoughts or trance. Breathing slowly as his face seems to be calm and collective, thinking about the words that he just spoke off towards the tag team champions.

Dmitri:  I know it is just merely a four letter word, a weak word to describe weak fools that know that with actions, comes reactions. Yet, you must ask yourselves. Is it the reaction that you had planned all along? Because I know it is rather easy to fool a child with a broken toy, to cause his defenses to be shattered, because he is overwhelmed with the notion that there is anger and hatred. A treat that a little boy is unaware off, not able to comprehend. Expecting a loud scream and blaming fingers to be pointed at others. While the reality of it all is that sadness houses inside of your mindless heads.

Oh I know that Pinky is a dramatic liar, Tuscini is a tough guy. But when it comes down to his human emotions, he just wetted his bed. But me?? I never cared whether Uncle Pinky was harmed, I never cared whether he could have possibly broken a bone in his body. And yet, do I feel that the weak should have a voice in the world of forgotten faces?? How foolish to think that I would turn a blind eye, allowing your attempt to pull the strings of those who are mindless and ignorant like Casey Williams. A giant whose strength is known, but has to compensate the fact that his life has been nothing more than a mere lie.

A lie indeed, a man that just can’t figure out the fact that his life was meaningless from the moment that he set foot inside this industry. How many companies must he devour before realizing that he is merely a joke that hopes that he finds friendship in those who only care about using him. I guess mental stability of those who are fools are accepted these days. Perhaps I should put him out of his misery one day and save him from further embarrassment.
Something the two of you must understand that is inevitable, the fact that you proclaim that your lives had a bullets upon your backs since capturing those titles are wrong. Wrong to the fact that none of those who have faced you truly matter. It’s like putting a toddler in a cage fight with a rabid dog and hear his cries soothes your mindset, knowing that everything is better than the mere notion of you getting in harm’s way. I applaud you for avoiding certain destruction…, that is until now.

He slowly reopens his eyes, the calmness of his gaze has changed into that of sudden rage.

Dmitri:  You proclaim that for us it is all about the final championship belts that has eluded us… oh I admit, the lust for gold is intoxicating. That is at least when you are human, when you are foolish enough to let greed take control over you. Like it has done so successfully for my tag team partner James. Yet for me? Oh I admit, I had fun letting my urges take me over as I remembered after so many centuries of how it was to feel human once more. But sadly, this time I just want your head spiked up to the highest point of where my neck muscles will make me realize how helpless you have become.

You see boys, you are wrong about this predicament, you are wrong about the fact that I just want those championship belts and tell the world that we have done it once more. No my foolish fools, I am about to embark upon a quest to silence the filth that comes out of your brain and your mouths. I want to silence you, I want to limit your existence and wonder, wondering what could have happened if you hadn’t made that call. To take you upon the road of bread crumbles. Because in the beginning there’s so much to use, causing your brain to think you will make it. But unlike hunger that will always come back…. The bread will ultimately come to an end… where you will desperately try to seek for crumbs to postpone the inevitable. But soon my friends, soon the crumbles will end up the void that will end the championship reign of the London Underground. You just never knew it until it is too late.

With that Dmitri walks off as he turns to the loud giggling of the two ladies as the shot slowly fades to darkness.

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Climax Control Archives / You're Joshing Me Right?

« on: December 11, 2017, 08:14:33 AM »

 Narrator:  Who would have thought that Casey Williams was involved with London Underground concerning the assault on Pinky del Ferrando several weeks ago? And then you remember that James indicated that they would arrive at the arena for Climax Control 199 in a short time and with three of them, James, Dmitri, and Pinky, it wasn’t likely someone would attack them as a group. Talk about not seeing the signs and the writing on the wall eh? The three were distracted by London Underground which allowed Casey Williams to come out and lay some hurt on them. James took a vicious kick to the face by Casey Williams so I’m sure there might be some payback coming soon.

We switch backstage at the Gold Coast Casino where “Stoner” Scott Oliver is holding an interview with James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando.

Scott:  Thanks for joining me for this interview. I know you two just came off a vicious beat down perpetrated by Casey Williams on behalf of London Underground so the fans would like to know what you two are thinking.

James:  I’m thinking London Underground are cowards since they had to hire Casey to do their heavy lifting for them. If Unholy Alliance gets a shot at the World Tag Team Championship we’ll be the ones doing the heavy lifting by lifting those heavy World Tag Team Championship Title Belts off Daniel Morgan and Osbourne.

Pinky:  When Casey Williams came out and started talking smack to us while attacking us it reminded me that I did remember hearing a voice, during the attack several weeks ago, that sounded familiar but I couldn’t place it. Now it came back to me that it was Casey Williams.

James:  Sorry to sound like an ass Scott but we’re not here to talk about cowards like Casey Williams and London Underground. I have a match against Josh Woodrum coming up and I’d like to comment on that match.

Scott:  Although Josh Woodrum hasn’t been stellar in his performance during the time he’s been in Sin City Wrestling there’s no denying that during his time in Asylum Wrestling Alliance he obtained multiple Grand Slam status and he was one of their most successful wrestlers.

James:  The key word in your statement is WAS one of their most successful wrestlers. I’m friends with Bill Barnhart, who worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance with Woodrum, and he told me when Josh was at the top of his game he was one of the wrestlers everyone wanted to defeat to make a name for themselves. Barnhart also told me that around 2015 Woodrum’s performance started to decline and nobody knew what was going on with him. Yes he did accomplish in a few years in Asylum Wrestling Alliance that other wrestlers rarely accomplish in their entire careers. However, there’s a huge difference between WAS and IS Scott.

Pinky:  Let me jump in with two comments and then I’ll lay back and let James finish the interview. I know Casey Williams worked with Dying Breed and we see that Dying Breed has come out of retirement to face High Velocity, the team Unholy Alliance easily defeated recently, so we’re rooting for High Velocity. And if Williams makes an appearance during the match of Dying Breed we may pay him back for his attack on us at Climax Control 199.

Scott:  Violence doesn’t resolve violence Pinky.

Pinky:  In this case it will.

Scott:  And your second comment?

Pinky:  I dunno. I forgot. Oh well I know it had something to do with Josh Woodrum but I’m done with my comments for this interview. Take it away James.

James:  I haven’t had the pleasure of facing off against Josh Woodrum yet. I’ve talked with Bill Barnhart and he told me he had around a dozen matches with Josh and not all matches were easy as Josh can be a tough character to take on and defeat. I’m looking forward to this match Josh. I’m looking forward to finding out if you have what it takes to take on, and defeat, me as a two-time Roulette and two-time Internet Champion. Although I plan on retiring from Wrestling after Sin City Wrestling retires from business operations I have every intention of continuing to perform at the highest level until retirement. There’s no dog tricks such as ROLL OVER AND PLAY DEAD on my moves and holds list. I’m an operate at all-out, full speed ahead, take no prisoners, type of wrestler and my intention is to win every match I’m assigned to until the day I retire from wrestling. I mean business Josh. And if YOU don’t mean business in this business then get the hell out of this business. Thanks Scott. I’m done with my comments.

Scott:  Seriously? That’s all you have to say?

James:  Yes, Scott, I said all I need to say about Josh Woodrum. The rest of my talking will be done in the ring using my superior wrestling talents. Thanks for the interview but this interview is over.

Scott Oliver is left speechless by this unusually short interview by James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando. The two turn and walk away from Scott Oliver and Scott has no choice but to notify the Network that the interview ran short and the Network switches to a commercial break.

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Climax Control Archives / High Velocity? Yeah...Right

« on: December 01, 2017, 07:11:05 PM »

 Narrator:  What does High Velocity mean? The normal definition is something that moves at a high rate of speed. Bullets fired from a gun immediately come to mind. But how in the world did two wrestlers, who are trained by Horace Jackson, end up with High Velocity as the name of their Tag Team? About the only thing they’ll be running into at a high rate of speed will be the fists of James Tuscini and Dmitri, also known as Unholy Alliance Tag Team. When you talk about an easy match for Unholy Alliance the word squash comes to mind. No I’m not referring to a Squash that you cook for a meal. I’m talking a squash similar to stomping cockroaches with your boots.

WHO BEAT UP PINKY DEL FERRANDO RECENTLY?

We join James Tuscini and his Uncle-Manager Pinky del Ferrando at the Event Center Arena in San Jose, California. The two are taking a leisurely stroll around the arena going down the hallway from their dressing room until they come to an intersection where the flip a coin to determine which direction to go next. Heads and they turn right. Tails and they turn left. As they stop at the intersection Pinky pulls out a Quarter and flips it high into the air while James watches the coin flip. The Quarter hits the carpet and comes up Heads so the two turn right and start off down that hallway with the mobile cameraman following them airing their comments.

James:  So tell me, Uncle, have you figured out who attacked you and beat you up the other day?

Pinky:  James we’ve been over this dozens of times. I remember pulling that trick as the fake Mafia guy on London Underground and they didn’t quite see the same level of humor in my gag as I did. But when I got attacked I never saw who attacked me. I didn’t hear them coming up behind me. I didn’t hear any voices. All I remember is feeling some blows and I passed out. The next thing I remember is crawling down the hallway toward our dressing room and you and Dmitri found me and cleaned me up. I honestly don’t know who attacked me but I’m with your line of thought that I also find it hard to believe London Underground directly did the attack. I’m not saying that they were not behind the attack, or had something to do with those who attacked me, but they just don’t seem like the type of people who would personally do something like that.

James:  You know the saying goes that desperate people resort to desperate means. With London Underground not having to face tough Tag Teams lately maybe the thought of having to face Unholy Alliance pushed them over the edge and they attacked you. Maybe they thought if they got to you it would adversely affect me and Dmitri so we wouldn’t be able to function well in a match against them.

Pinky:  If anyone associated with London Underground shows up to interfere in your match against High Velocity this weekend they’ll have to go through me first. This time I’ll see them coming and cut them down before they can get close to the ring.

James:  Actually if anyone associated with anyone other than me and Dmitri rush to the ring you take them out. We reached another intersection in the hallways. Let me have that Quarter as it is my turn to flip the coin.

Pinky hands the Quarter to James who flips it into the air. When the coin lands on the hallway carpet it flops around until Tails is showing which means they turn to the left this time. James picks up the Quarter and places it into his pocket as Pinky complains about the move.

Pinky:  Hey! That’s my Quarter! Give it back!

James:  Possession is nine-tenths of the law Uncle. When it is your turn to flip the coin again and you have possession of the Quarter then you have majority rights to it.

James and Pinky turn to the left and head off down the hallway.

HIGH VELOCITY TAG TEAM? IS THIS A JOKE?

James:  Unlike you Uncle the person of Horace Jackson is a failure. He failed with numerous wrestlers so now he feels if he tries again with Terry Coleman and Bradley King that he’ll finally get a hit. I got news for Horace and Terrance and Bradley. The only thing that will be hit in our match is them when we punch them out.

Pinky and James arrive at another intersection. James decides to flip the Quarter again and this irritates his Uncle as James just told him the next flip of the coin belonged to him. James ignores Pinky’s complaints and flips the coin and it lands on Tails so they turn left again and head off down the hallway.

Pinky:  Although the High Velocity Tag Team is so low on the food chain that Plankton eat others at that level I’m sure when Unholy Alliance so easily demolish them that Management will finally get the message that you and Dmitri are still a viable Tag Team and they will give you a shot at London Underground. Whether or not they make it a Championship match is up to them. Most likely they would send you two against them in a non-title match to see what happens. Then when you defeat London Underground they have to give you the shot at the Championship.

James:However it comes down is fine with me Uncle. I know after losing the Internet Championship that I have to go to the bottom of the ladder and climb my way back into contention. I don’t have any problem with that as I never want to be handed a shot at a Championship that I didn’t earn.

James and Pinky arrive at the next intersection of the hallways. James pulls out the Quarter he snagged from Pinky and hands it to his Uncle to flip it this time. Pinky flips the coin and it lands on Tails so they turn left again.

James:  What do you think of the moves of High Velocity? One of them is called Gas Shortage. I mean, come on, why would anyone call a finisher Gas Shortage. Sounds like you just ran out of gas short of your destination. Maybe that’s what Terry and Bradley are trying to subliminally tell everyone that they are going to come up short in the match.

Pinky:  Could be.

James:  Their other finisher is called Fueled By Fans. Now that’s really amusing when you consider that in order to be fueled by the support of the fans you need to have support from the fans in the first place. Not likely that High Velocity will ever obtain the level of fan support Unholy Alliance has, and the level of fan support myself and Dmitri have as Singles wrestlers. I guess Terry and Bradley can dream of being successful but dreams don’t always come true.

The duo arrive at another hallway intersection. Pinky pulls out his Quarter and hands it to James to flip. Once again the Quarter lands with Tails up which means they turn left again.

James:  Uncle I’m sorry to ask you this again but are you absolutely, positively, unsure who attacked you and beat you down the other day?

Pinky:  Yes I’m positive I don’t know who attacked me. I just don’t want you and Dmitri to rush to attack London Underground until you have absolute proof they were involved.

James:  Although I do tend to get fired up when family members are attacked I also tend to cool off quickly and attempt to reason things out. I can’t speak for Dmitri though. He’s so doggone sure London Underground did the attack I’m concerned he might lash out before we have the proof we need.

Due to James and Pinky’s flips of the coin where they did a right turn, then left turn, then left turn, then left turn, then a left turn, this brought them down the same hallway they started from with the only difference is they are going down the hallway in the opposite direction. This causes them to walk to the front of their dressing room which is where this walkabout started. James again places Uncle Pinky’s Quarter into his pocket.

Pinky:  Oh no you don’t! Not again! That’s MY Quarter!

James:  I already told you about possession being nine-tenths of the law so don’t try that argument with me. Besides with the flips of the coin that we did we have returned to our dressing room so we are done walking around for today. Maybe you might get your Quarter back tomorrow.

Pinky grumbles toward James before realizing he’s not getting his Quarter back today.

IF HIGH VELOCITY THINKS THEY ARE A GREAT TAG TEAM THEY ARE FOR SURE HIGH BUT THEIR VELOCITY IS SLOW

James:  Well well well, Terry and Bradley, you have drawn the unfortunate bad luck of the draw and you have to face me and Dmitri as Unholy Alliance at Climax Control 198. Not a great way to start out in Tag Team wrestling to have to face one of the toughest Tag Teams ever to bless a wrestling ring. But, guys, don’t take your loss to us personally. This isn’t personal. This is business. And we mean business when it comes to wrestling.

Pinky:  To Horace Jackson, and to anyone associated with those who attacked me and beat me up recently, if you try to get involved in this match you’ll end up getting involved with me and that will get you involved with a trip to the Intensive Care Unit. Come on James. Let’s get inside our dressing room and relax for a bit. Can’t wait for Climax Control 198.

James:  Me too!

Pinky and James enter their dressing room and they inform the cameraman that he no longer needs to follow them around since they are closing their door and desiring privacy from this point on. The cameraman acknowledges their desires and just as their dressing room door closes he cuts his camera feed.

UNEXPECTED ASSOCIATIONS

Uncle Pinky can be seen in a dark secluded room, there are some candles burning on either side of him on the table that he sits in front off. Smoke is flowing from the flames as his eyes are fixated upon that what is happening in front of him. The shot slowly widens out as we see Dmitri sitting in front of him, he is wearing a buttoned down long-sleeved blouse and a black gilet with a matching black tie. Staring down at some pictures while talking on the phone with a language that nobody can understand as it is probably Russian.

Uncle Pinky: (whisper) D.. Dmitri??

His eyes pierce through the vague light of the candles as he leans backwards into the leather chair that he is sitting in. He clearly had heard Uncle Pinky, but refuses to react as he continues to listen to the person on the other side of the phone

Dmitri: Da??

Uncle Pinky wants to say something as he believes that Dmitri reacted to him, but is quickly silenced as he sees the shaking head of Dmitri as he is saying NO. Leaning backwards as Uncle Pinky tries to look around the dark room, swallowing out loud, wondering where his nephew James is as he is nowhere to be found. He turns back towards Dmitri, who he notices is looking like a mafia figure of the seventies.

Dmitri: Da.

Dmitri puts down his phone as he walks over towards another room before returning with some more pictures. He looks at them while holding them in his hands, making Uncle Pinky curious what is going on. He is about to say something as Dmitri sits down and places the pictures in front of him. Looking down upon them before staring towards Uncle Pinky.

Dmitri: Uncle Pinky?

Uncle Pinky: What??!!!

Pinky reacts in a shocked way as he was playing with his hat that he was holding in his hands as he was starting to get nervous. Sweat is pouring from his face as Dmitri grabs a picture.

Dmitri: Look at this picture, does this look familiar??

Dmitri hands Uncle Pinky a picture of a tough looking character with a baseball bat in his hand.



Uncle Pinky: James Bond? Isn’t he a fictional character???

This causes Dmitri to bash his hand on the table being in complete rage, startling Uncle Pinky who backs off even more.

Dmitri: First of all, this is Daniel Craig, who plays James Bond. It is mentality like that Uncle Pinky that gets you ambushed in the first place. This man works for His Majesty’s services. There is no bigger enemy to the British throne than a mere Italian Mafia guy.

Uncle Pinky But….

More importantly you are the weak link to the organization and therefore the most important link as well!! Don’t you see what is going on???

Uncle Pinky is about to say something as Dmitri cuts him off.

Dmitri: Of course you don’t!!! It’s what makes you a human being. Oh how could I have been so blinded?? I should have stayed of the red that night. It was merely a appetizer for better things later that night as Gothika had planned a romantic night for two vampires.

Uncle Pinky: But…

Dmitri: You should have seen her face, I had to explain that I had to stay here with James to baby sit you while you were out cold!! She was wearing the silk black dress that does not and will not hide anything to the imagination Pinky. It’s quite clear to me that you are a selfish man!!

Dmitri unties his tie as he gets out of his chair and walks into the next room while constantly rambling on about what happened afterwards later that night. Causing Pinky to sit there wondering what is going on, not quite understanding why these people have got anything to do with the attack when suddenly

Dmitri: And to think I had a nice romantic evening planned afterwards, we had found some humans that were willing to be hunted down by us Pinky. Human prey’s, her very first!! And you ruined it!!

Uncle Pinky I’m so….

Dmitri: Tell that to her!!!

With that the shot fades as the two men are arguing amongst each other over who is to be blamed.

A NEW TEAM

Dmitri can be seen drinking a glass of red as he is wearing the same outfit he wore earlier on while interrogating Uncle Pinky. He stares at the camera as he is clearly not amused over recent happenings.

Dmitri: London Underground, you are surely a poor excuse of sore losers. Assaulting an old man, that is if you are of course the ones that actually did it and are willing to admit that you are cowards. But still the fact that an old retired and delirious old fool received the blunt of the assault is wrong isn’t it?? But is that the way how you wish to present yourselves as the strong teams of the world tag team division?? I expected more from fools that came from a city that has more backstreet alleys than Liz Taylor had ex husbands. And yet the world is obviously so wrong isn’t it??? wrong to the point where the lies of it all is so clear and right before our watchful eyes. Too bad that the fish and chips coming from your mouths has made us endure the horrible memories of why England always was better off on an island.

And why is that?? Because the world never was ready for the bullshit that came out of the empire that wished to add it’s neighbor countries to a world power that would soon tried to convince you that they ruled the waves. How foolish to think that after all these centuries of enduring the left side of the road, the double deck busses and the Johns that stink of pure distain that you still think you belong. How foolish to realize that after a few more days, that will ultimately be put to the test by the Unholy Alliance… that is of course whether you will be able to stay out of our hands.

Dmitri snaps his head sideways, causing his neck to be heard. His intensity is still visible on his face as he has a look of pure anger.

Dmitri: I wouldn’t cared if you ran off, if you hit in the Metro station beneath the city. I do not care whether you wish to hide amongst the rats, the like of a kind that I would not even care of ripping my teeth into your flesh and drink off the piss and vinegar that is the substitution of your own blood. Oh no, you are just a mere example that needs to be taken care of…, just like the two men that will be facing the returning Unholy Alliance….. how quaint isn’t it??

The team of High Velocity, the team of Terrance Coleman and Bradley King. A team trained by Horace Jackson, a loser that was trained by Ben Jordan. A loser that tagged around with another loser called TNA. Two men that want to make a name for themselves, two men that have an entrance song that is called “Believe”. You got to believe in yourselves don’t you boys?? Because a belief in your own ability, your own mindset and your own tactical ability to figure your opponent out is all what you need isn’t it?? All you need is to put these hands together and believe… BELIEVE… BELIEVE!!!

Is that what Horace wants you two to believe in?? In the believe that one day you could be where London Underground is at?? To believe whether your existence is solely put down to please the fans or your own bank account. Because no other reasons are valid in a world like this are there?? Only to realize that when you stare across the ring that the belief shouldn’t stop there… a believe is where it should creep across the line where your safe haven ends and the existence of destruction begins. Because I do not need to believe…, I only need to KNOW. The same could be asked about James Tuscini, two names that has done so much.. and yet so little is left for us to uphold our own believes in.

He shakes his head and sighs.

Dmitri: You are just like cowards are, to hand out everything to the outside world what you feel that is enough to know. What do you got to hide boys?? Is mystery in the modern day era of Social Media the way to go?? To be mysterious? To be an unidentified boring character? That is not capable to be detected by the most modern day radar and keep yourself to a mere advantage?

Just like whomever it was that beat down Uncle Pinky, I do not care. What I do care is that redemption is upon us my friends. I hope that the social outcasts of being a mystery team like yourselves will give me the thumbs up for the like, retweet everything that I say in 280 characters so that we can move on to more important things. Like the beating of your own existence, to hoist you up in the air and drop you like the bad habits that I am starting to take out. To be a key into the lives of many, while the few only survive. Those who matter boys, those who matter as life is just building inside of me. You see, the Unholy Alliance is the alliance of humans and vampires. A bond that never should have happened in the fashion that you people wished it would have never happened. While cheering on Gothika as she teams up with Raynin and all the little girls cheer and the men’s hormones runs wild. What’s it called again?? Oh yeas, hypocritical isn’t it?? Like I said earlier…, like I care.

You see Coleman and King, I will acknowledge your names once more as I have done earlier on with respect. Because that’s merely the essence of your existence. You are just a bunch of names, something that Horace never could have achieved and will forever ask himself the question What if?? What IF Horace had successfully made something out of his career?? Oh and don’t come up with lame excuses of middle class federations, where they pay you fifty bucks in the romantic notion that you need to suffer before making it to the big leagues. No, he was and forever will be someone that will play second fiddle to another. Just like the two of you will play second fiddle to the team that we wish to break down. London Underground.

Just don’t get your hopes up high enough, hoping that we would look past the two of you and your Richard Simmons type of cheerleader that may accompany you wherever you go backstage or at whatever hotel room. Because it’s quite simple, we are the very best team that has yet to have held the tag team gold. Oh yeah, I’ve said it… just before you could try to glee yourselves into a position of talking down upon us… I already beat you to it. And it’s the very same way that we will beat you down in the middle of the ring until the bell has rung. Where we will look down upon you, where it should have been London Underground instead of you. So if you got to thank someone for that what will happen to you, thank the champs. I doubt they will grand you a title match for the efforts gone to smokes. But who knows, perhaps they will turn out to be a secret humanitarian faction that just feel bad for those who believe….

Believe all you want, believe in that what should never been yours to begin with. Believe, but in the end… it will be lights out and the results will be clear… You were just a team that stood in our way to get what we want…. Until then…. Good night and sleep tight….

With that Dmitri walks off as the shot slowly fades.

296

Climax Control Archives / Quit Clowning Around

« on: November 15, 2017, 05:07:39 PM »

 JAMES TUSCINI HAS GONE FROM FACING A GREAT WRESTLER TO AN INSANE PSYCHOTIC CLOWN

Narrator:  Wrestling can be interesting. One day you are standing at the bottom of the ladder of success looking up at the Champions. The next thing you know you are at the top of that ladder facing one of the Champions. Then one day you are the Champion watching others climb up the ladder of success to face you. Then that day comes when you face an opponent who defeats you and then you end up at the bottom of the ladder of success again looking up knowing you have to earn your way back to the top if you want to be successful and noticed again. This is what happened to James Tuscini recently. He faced Griffin Hawkins and Hawkins defeated him for the Internet Championship. Now James is at the bottom of the ladder looking up again knowing he must earn his way back into contention for a Championship. At Climax Control 196 James is facing one of the most whacked out wrestlers on the Sin City Wrestling Roster in Anthrax. This could be the stepping stone James needs to walk over to start his climb back up the ladder of success or it could end up in a career-ending injury or at least an injury that might put James Tuscini out of wrestling action for some time.

We switch to an unknown location where James Tuscini is ready to present comments on his upcoming match against Anthrax. James is casually dressed in blue jeans, a black pullover shirt, and black athletic shoes. We don’t see Pink del Ferrando around so we assume he is either in another room or he is not present for the airing of comments today.

James:  Thank you for joining me today. I’m at an undisclosed location because some of Uncle Pinky’s so-called Mafia Friends in the area are acting irresponsible and I told Pinky that I don’t wish to be around them when I’m airing comments for a match. I’m not concerned that they might do something to injure me by accident as they wouldn’t do that. I just don’t want their constant chattering to distract me from what I have to say. I’ll again congratulate Griffin Hawkins on his victory over me at High Stakes VII and wish him a long run as Internet Champion, for sure longer than the two runs I had as Internet Champion, and I’ll be watching Griffin to see how he does especially against Dmitri at Climax Control 196. But I’m not here to talk about Griffin Hawkins. I’m here to discuss my upcoming match at Climax Control 196 against Anthrax. When I compare what I faced against Griffin Hawkins to now having to face Anthrax I see that I went from facing a truly talented wrestler to this opening match at this event facing a whacked out, insane, psychotic, clown. I understand that often when a Champion loses a Title Belt that they have to start back at the bottom but usually it is at the bottom of the ladder of success and not the bottom of the barrel.

James stops talking so he can pull out a bottle of water and take a drink.

James:  What I know from watching Anthrax is that he can execute several wrestling maneuvers and holds if he wants to. I also know from watching him that he prefers to bend, stretch, and outright violate the rules and even spray a poison mist in the eyes of opponents and, as we saw recently, into the eyes of others outside of wrestling matches. I haven’t a clue who our Referee will be but I hope the Referee is one of those who constantly pays attention to the match and who will quickly disqualify someone for violating those rules. I don’t want a moron Referee who doesn’t see anything, and who doesn’t take action against the offending wrestler, because I’m on my way to climb back up the ladder of success and I sure don’t need an insane wrestler like Anthrax injuring me which could keep me down at the bottom of the ladder for a longer period of time.

James Tuscini stops talking when he hears a noise. Thinking that Uncle Pinky and his Mafia friends might have found out his location so they came over for a visit James gets up to investigate. Finding all the doors and windows closed and locked he figures it is just building noise so he returns to his comments for his upcoming match.

James:  Well, Anthrax, soon we will meet in the wrestling ring. I want to wrestle and you want to go berserk and inflict damage on me. As I previously mentioned I hope we have a Referee who will keep you fully within the rules of our match. If, somehow, you manage to go off the rules without the Referee taking action, then our match may devolve into something rather nasty. If you violate the rules, including having your stable mates interfere in the match, you will have to deal with Uncle Pinky and most likely Dmitri will show up to break up the fight. Deep down I believe you possess enough wrestling ability to actually be successful in the sport of wrestling. I believe you could be something special, and someone who is successful, if you would stop flying off the handle and getting yourself disqualified. Recently you nearly got fired so consider yourself fortunate you got another chance to perform in a match at Climax Control 196. Your future in the sport of wrestling is entirely in your hands. Choose wisely.

James again stops to take a drink of water before continuing with his comments.

James:  I look at it like this Anthrax. We can do this fairly within the rules or we can take this match to places never before seen in a wrestling ring. I will promise you that if you violate the rules, and if I feel the Referee isn’t taking appropriate action, then you will see a side of me you haven’t seen yet. Who knows that our match may end up with a double disqualification due to both of us beating the crap out of each other while the Referee loses control of the match.

James downs the last of his water and he tosses the empty container into the trash can.

James:  I’ve said all I need to say to Anthrax. I will close with a comment to Griffin Hawkins though. When Management feels they want to send me up against you, due to the fact that I have a re-match contract for the Internet Championship, I’ll accept that challenge. Until that match takes place please enjoy wearing the Internet Championship Title Belt.

James informs the cameraman he’s done with his comments for today. The cameraman cuts his feed and the Network cuts to a commercial break.

297

Supercard Archives / James Tuscini Vs Griffin Hawkins

« on: October 24, 2017, 10:03:38 AM »

 JAMES TUSCINI WILL WIN AGAINST GRIFFIN HAWKINS AGAIN

Narrator:  Seriously? I mean SERIOUSLY? Does anyone out there still believe that Griffin Hawkins can defeat James Tuscini for the Internet Championship at High Stakes VII? If you are that one person out of 1,000 who truly believes Hawkins is going to defeat Tuscini and become the next Internet Champion then contact me and let’s make a $100 bet. I don’t mind turning my $100 into $200 when James Tuscini defeats Griffin Hawkins.

THE INTERVIEW

We switch scenes to the broadcast studio at the Margaret Court Arena in Melbourne, Australia. James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando are sitting at a large wooden desk looking more like news anchors than a wrestler and his manager. Both are wearing pullover shirts with James wearing a black one and Pinky wearing a red one. Not sure what else they are wearing as the rest of them is covered by the desk. James arranged an interview to be conducted by his good friend in Atlanta, Anthony Amey, who is one of the sports anchors at WSB TV Channel 2 in Atlanta. The Studio Director informs James and Pinky he has Anthony Amey on the video conference and the interview begins. James and Pinky look into a large screen that is set up where they can look directly at it while still looking into the cameras so that they can see and hear Anthony Am looking back at them. We’re sure Anthony has a similar set-up at WSB TV Channel 2 studios in Atlanta.



Anthony:  Oh, come on Pinky, even you have to admit that graphic is a bit over the top!

Pinky:  I don’t have to admit a damn thing! I don’t feel it is over the top at all. In fact, if anything, I held back when having the graphic made.

Pinky gives a high five to James and the two laugh and then calm down to continue with their comments.

Anthony:  James, Pinky, I want to leave the remaining air time open to you so you can talk about whatever you want. I’ll remain with you on the video conference but I won’t chime in unless I feel the need to.

James:  Thanks Anthony. This may come as a surprise to you Griffin but I want you to know I’m proud of you. I’m proud that you did exactly what I said you were going to do when it came time for you to air your comments. I’m proud that you said all the canned statements, said all the clichés I said you would say, and you made all the facial expressions I said you would make. It was absolutely hilarious that me and Pinky mentioned everything you would do and say and then you did and said them all. You must feel proud of yourself that you are overwhelming predictable.

Pinky:  Griffin eh? I know we’re not the first people in your wrestling career to give a definition of what a Griffin is but that’s okay. What we have to say is much more informative than anything that has been uttered in the past. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary has the definition for Griffin. Are you ready for it? The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines GRIFFIN as...”A mythical animal typically having the head, forepart, and wings of an eagle and the body, hind legs, and tail of a lion. And the other definition of Griffin, since we’re on the subject of mythology, is that Mythology is...”Of or relating to myths and mythology and lacking factual basis or historical validity.  Did you get that Hawkins? You’re a mythical thing. Being mythical means you’re made up. Because you’re made up you’re a fake. Being you’re a fake that explains why you lost to James in the Briefcase Ladder Match recently.

James:  Simply put Griffin you’re a myth and I’m the real thing. You’re make-believe and I’m real. You’re the thing of dreams and imagination and I’m the thing of reality. And to take this a step further I’m twice the wrestler you claim to be. I guess that makes your match against me at High Stakes VII a handicap match for you eh?. I know what you’re thinking right now...well other than DAMN! ...because you know what I said is the truth. You’re thinking if you could get others on the Roster to side with you, and interfere in our match, that you would have a slim chance of winning. There is one major flaw with that line of thought Griffin. Since I’m already twice the wrestler you are, and more people on the Roster hate you than hate me, even if you got every supporter you have on the Roster to back you up, I’ll still have more people on my side of the fight. Awww, tough shit there Hawkins! I just blew your last remote chance of defeating me clean out of the water. Wahhhh! James Tuscini sunk my Battleship!

Anthony:  I would like to jump in and make a comment. Don’t you and Pinky feel you are way over the line with your comments? Don’t you two feel any remorse at being total jerks toward Griffin Hawkins?

Pinky  Me? Feel remorse? You can’t be serious!

James:  Anthony when you go back and hear all the disgusting, evil, and foul things Griffin Hawkins has said about me, and the lies he tells about me, you cannot be serious that you feel we should hold back on our comments. If Griffin Hawkins can say lies and disgusting things about us then there are no limits of what we are allowed to say.

Anthony:  Okay. Please continue.

James Tuscini rolls his eyes and lets out a huge sigh because he cannot believe that Anthony Amey would actually question whether James and Pinky are firm in their comments.

DREAMS

James:  Griffin I’m going to do something most wrestlers would never do and that is to let you into my dreams I have when I’m sleeping. When I wake up I go to the website “dreammoods.com” to obtain an interpretation and meaning of those dreams.

Pinky:  James told me the dreams he’ll relate today and even I had to go WOW! as the interpretations and meanings are awesome! Go ahead James.

James:  One of my dreams was about MONSTERS. In this dream I killed a monster that was trying to kill me. The interpretation of that dream is when you kill a monster in your dream it means you will successfully overcome your rivals and advance to a higher position. You, Hawkins, are the rival. After I defeat you at High Stakes VII I advance to a higher level of  admiration in Sin City Wrestling.

Anthony:  That was a nice one James.

James:  The next dream I had was simple in that I obtained a VICTORY  in the dream. Although I’m not able to recall which specific victory it was I know I scored a victory in the dream. When you dream of a victory over someone, or something, it represents confidence in your abilities. Griffin I’m one of the most confident wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. While so many wrestlers get in front of the camera and talk about how unsure of themselves they are I stand there and ooze confidence in my abilities.

Anthony:  Another nice dream and interpretation.

James:  The third dream I had was I dreamed of DRAGONS. When you dream of a dragon it represents your strong will and fiery personality. During the dream one of the dragons I saw was made of metal. another made of water, and the third one made of wood. When you dream of a metal dragon is signifies an unyielding character. The water dragon symbolizes confidence. The wooden dragon signifies an analytical and logical mind. So there you have it. With my dream about the various dragons I come into our match at High Stakes VII with a strong will, fiery personality,  unyielding character, confidence, and an analytical and logical mind. I realize those terms might be over your level of intelligence to understand them to I’ll simplify them for you. What these symbols mean in the dreams is that I will not back down from you, I’m confident I’ll win, and without a doubt I can out-calculate, out-think, and out-wrestle you in any type of match. The bottom line is a very simple one. You will lose to me just as you did on October 1, 2017, at Climax Control 192.

Pinky:  Griffin we have laid it all out on the table for you to take in and think about what we’ve said. You can come into this match talking tons of smack if you want to but since you cannot back up your smack talk you’ll only succeed in humiliating yourself when James defeats you. Deal with that punk since those are the facts and you know it. Well that’s it for us Anthony. We’re done with our comments. There’s nothing more for us to say. Thanks for having us on your program for this interview.

Anthony:  No thanks needed to me guys. It’s always my extreme pleasure to have you on my program. Have a great time at High Stakes VII.

With that final comment by Anthony Amey the camera feed cuts off and the video conference interview is over and our television screen goes black.

298

Supercard Archives / James Tuscini Vs Griffin Hawkins

« on: October 18, 2017, 05:10:16 PM »

 RECAP OF CLIMAX CONTROL 194 MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM MATCH WITH JAMES TUSCINI & DMITRI AS UNHOLY ALLIANCE VERSUS THE TEAM OF CALVIN HARRIS AND GRIFFIN HAWKINS

Narrator:  You gotta hand it to James Tuscini as he just performed in wrestling matches at Climax Control 192, 193, and 194, three weeks in a row. He defeated Griffin Hawkins at Climax Control 192 in a Briefcase Ladder Match. Then James went into the next week at Climax Control 193 to defeat Ryan Keys to become a two-time Internet Champion. And then last week at Climax Control 194 he and Dmitri, as Unholy Alliance Tag Team, took on the team of Calvin Harris and Griffin Hawkins and they came up just a little bit short and lost the match when Calvin Harris pinned Tuscini. I would love to go into specific details of that match but James Tuscini spoke with me before we were to air comments for today and he said he and Pinky will address those specifics on the match. So the next step for James Tuscini is to be going into his fourth match in a row, which will be in two week’s time, on October 29, 2017, at High Stakes VII, to defend his Internet Championship against Griffin Hawkins.

We switch scenes to see James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando at a very fancy mansion. The two are sitting in very nice over-stuffed chairs in front of a fireplace with a nice fire burning. Both are wearing what are usually called “smoking jackets” and they have a large bottle of red wine on the table sitting between the two chairs. The smoking jacket James is wearing is dark blue with light blue trimming. Pinky is wearing a black smoking jacket with light gray trimming. When the cameraman informs the two they are live broadcasting the two look into the camera, click their wine glasses together, both take a sip of wine, and then they sit in their chairs while holding their wine glasses in their hands.

James:Thanks for joining us today for a warm and fact-filled fireside chat. Me and Uncle Pinky will present facts and truth to you and you will listen and hopefully understand. Our first comments focus on the Tag Team match we had against Calvin Harris and Griffin Hawkins at Climax Control 194. In what might come as a shock to everyone is that I would like to congratulate Harris and Hawkins on their win. I mean, come on, just think of it, you get two wrestlers who hate each other get assigned to work as a Tag Team against an established Tag Team of Unholy Alliance and everyone felt Calvin and Griffin would end up destroying each other. They managed to work together just long enough to get the win. However, as Pinky will explain momentarily, their Tag Team adventure against James Tuscini and Dmitri was not a 50-50 situation.

Pinky:  First I wish to congratulate Calvin Harris on getting the pinfall on James. What you did, Calvin, was redeem yourself from when James defeated you by pinfall. Now you two are tied at 1-1-0 against each other. I’m working with Sin City Wrestling Management to see if they will arrange a third match between you two so that James can break this tie with you with another win. But that’s not what the main topic of comments are right now. The main comments are for you Griffin. I was at ringside as the Manager for James and Corner Man for Unholy Alliance. Do you want to hear my evaluation of the match? What I saw, and the fans saw, was that Calvin Harris did the majority of the heavy lifting in the match while you were the slacker. I would estimate the percentage of hard work that came from Harris was 75 percent and your pathetic contribution to the match was 25 percent. Now, Griffin, where in the hell do you get off claiming you have a 100 percent commitment to the sport of wrestling when you only gave 25 percent in the Tag Team match at Climax Control 194? Are you seriously walking into High Stakes VII with a 25 percent commitment and a 25 percent mentality, and expecting 100 percent results? Good luck with that one Hawkins. I suggest you go to every store you can find, and every website you can find, and you purchase every good luck charm you can think of because you are going to need all the luck you can find in order to defeat James Tuscini who is 100 percent committed to the sport of wrestling. The only thing you should be committed to is a mental institution.

James and Pinky pick up their wine glassed and click them together to acknowledge those outstanding and truthful comments they just made. They drink some of the wine and return their glasses to the table.

WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TEAR DOWN JAMES TUSCINI THE ONLY SUCCEED IN BUILDING HIM UP

James:  I’m James Tuscini and I’m Sin City Wrestling’s Internet Champion and I’m your two-time Internet Champion. To my opponent at High Stakes VII, Griffin Hawkins, please take note that I’m the Internet Champion and you’re not, I’ve already defeated you in a Singles match, and you suck and won’t win against me at High Stakes VII. With that I could end my comments for today’s segment since that’s all I need to say to inform you, and everyone else, that I’m the Internet Champion and plan on remaining so for a long time. But I won’t do that because I want to continue talking to inform everyone, especially you Hawkins, what the hell you got yourself into for High Stakes VII.

Pinky:  Hawkins you sure do have delusions of grandeur eh? You’ve got a big head when you managed to get one win over Ryan Keys. Well if that’s reason enough for you to brag then James holding 6 wins over Ryan Keys in 7 matches gives James 6 times more right to brag. Griffin you’re obviously hallucinating so much lately that I swear you’re nothing more than a T-Bone on LSD. I know you’re going WHAT? because you can’t understand simple phrases and analogies. You being a T-Bone on LSD means you’re a HIGH STEAK now do you get it? You’re a high steak going into High Stakes VII to be devoured by James Tuscini. The other definition of T-Bone is the reference to a specific type of vehicle accident. It references an accident where one vehicle is traveling down the board and when they reach a cross street a vehicle comes down the cross street and slams into the side of the first car and they call this a T-Bone accident. Griffin you are the car driving down the street and James is the car that is going to T-Bone you into oblivion at High Stakes VII.

James:  When you look at my performance schedule starting from August 6, 2017, until today, you see that I’ve wrestled more often than anyone else on the Roster. While most are wrestling once every other week, or having two or three weeks off, I’m been busting my ass. Either Christian and Mark are trying to wear me out or kill me by assigning me to wrestle so often or they are building me up. The way I see it is that the more people try to tear me down the more they succeed in building me up. Pinky would you please read the list of matches I’ve been involved in from August 6, 2017, to today?

Pinky pulls out a sheet of paper, unfolds it, holds it in front of him, and he starts reading.

Pinky:  Here is the wrestling schedule for James since August 6, 2017, to the present time. (1) August 6, 1027, James defeated Eyesnsane, Ryan Keys, and Steve Ramone in Four Way Last Man Standing Match to earn the Internet Championship. (2) August 20, 2017, James defeated Calvin Harris by pinfall without World Heavyweight Championship on the line. (3) September 3, 2017, James lost the Internet Championship to Ryan Keys. (4) September 17, 2017, me and James performed in a Tag Team Battle Royal to determine the World Tag Team Champions. Although we didn’t win we lasted long enough to be the third team eliminated out of a total of five teams. (5) October 1, 2017, James defeated Griffin Hawkins in a Briefcase Ladder Match to regain his Number One Contendership for the Internet Championship. (6) October 8, 2017, James defeated Ryan Keys to regain the Internet Championship to become a two-time Internet Champion. (7) October 15, 2017, James and Dmitri, as Unholy Alliance, wrestled in a Tag Team match against Calvin Harris and Griffin Hawkins and lost when Calvin Harris pinned James Tuscini.

James:  In 11 weeks I wrestled 7 times. How many times did you wrestle during those 11 weeks Griffin? Yeah that’s what I thought. In those 7 matches I wrestled in I won 4 times and one of those was pinning Calvin Harris, who was the World Heavyweight Champion at the time, but unfortunately for me, but fortunate for him, the World Heavyweight Championship wasn’t on the line. Also take special notice that although I had a brutal Briefcase Ladder match against you on October 1, 2017, I still came back the next week and defeated Ryan Keys to become a two-time Internet Champion. So, yeah, the more everyone tries to break me down they only succeed in building me up.

James and Pinky suspend their comments in order to click their wine glasses together in a toast to the upcoming victory of James over Griffin Hawkins.

James:  Oh! I’m sorry Griffin! Was that rude of me to make a toast to your defeat to me in the Briefcase Ladder Match and my upcoming win over you at High Stakes VII?  On second thought no I’m not sorry that I’m toasting to your previous loss and your upcoming loss to me at High Stakes VII. I don’t care if you get in front of the camera and whine about how rude I am. I don’t care if you go on Twitter and spew forth more lies about me. You want to know why I don’t give a shit what you think or how you feel? Because I’m superior to you in every way imaginable. Why in the hell should I care what you think? Your opinions and comments to, and about me, only serve to make me laugh because every time you open your mouth and say stupid stuff it proves what I’ve been saying about you is true. I’m a different type of wrestler than fools like you and Calvin Harris. When I legally lose in a wrestling match I go public and admit my loss and that it was my fault I allowed it to happen. When I lose due to an opponent cheating then of course I will call them out for cheating me out of a win. But you, Harris, and dozens of others in the sport of wrestling? When you legally lose, as Calvin Harris lost to me via pinfall and as you legally lost to me in the Briefcase Ladder Match, all we hear are your whines and complaints that you got cheated out of a win by James Tuscini. How in the hell can I be accused of cheating to defeat Calvin Harris when he distracted himself and I took advantage of his distraction? That was his fault not mine. How in the hell can you accuse me of cheating you out of a win in the Briefcase Ladder Match when I did nothing more than out-wrestler, out-maneuver, and out-think you to legally win the match? Since you two lame bitches cannot admit I’m a better wrestler than you then I’ll say it. I am, and always will be, a better wrestler than you two.

Pinky:  To play Devil’s Advocate here shouldn’t we call you equal to Calvin Harris, rather than better than Harris, since both of you have a pinfall win over the other?

James pulls out his cell phone and pretends to make a call. Pinky, not realizing James is not really calling someone, asks him what’s up.

Pinky:  Who you calling James? We’re in the middle of a presentation here.

James: I’m calling Hell to talk to Satan. For you, Uncle, to say nice things to opponents of mine, especially someone like Calvin Harris, must mean that Hell just froze over. I need to call Satan to ask him how cold it is in Hell right now.

Pinky rolls his eyes and busts out laughing.

Pinky:  Har har har! Good one James! I was just trying to comment that since you both got a pinfall over the other that should make you two more even than one being superior to the other. Please tell Satan I will send some heaters down to him shortly.

James and Pinky again pick up their wine glasses, click them together in a toast, and down the remaining wine in the glasses.

CLOSING STATEMENTS

Pinky:  For those of you who are intelligent, which leaves my opponent out of the loop, you understand how closing statements, or using the legal term in a Court of Law as closing arguments, work. Usually only the Prosecuting Attorney gives closing comments, or a closing argument, to try to convince the Jury that the Defendant he is prosecuting is Guilty of the charges brought against them. The Defense Attorney doesn’t have to give any closing comments, or make a closing argument, because his client is always declared “innocent until proven guilty” so in legal terms there is no need to defend your client, the Defendant, if they are fully innocent until the Jury can find them Guilty. I know most of you understand what I just said but for the others, who have smaller brain capacities, my comments to explain closing statements, or closing arguments, work in a Courtroom, is overwhelming your small brain and it is probably short-circuiting. Me and James will not be making closing arguments on his upcoming match because there is nothing to argue but we will issue closing comments for you to ponder.

James:  If we were in a Court of Law, and if I were the Defendant who was being accused, the only thing the Jury could find me guilty of is the fact that I’m a two-time Internet Champion, two-time Roulette Champion, and I’ve accomplished more in my year and a half in Sin City Wrestling than most others who have been here two years or longer. On the other hand if we were in a Court of Law, and Griffin Hawkins was being accused, the only thing the Jury could find him guilty of is losing to me in the Briefcase Ladder Match and that loss to me, and my victory over him, led me to the match against Ryan Keys, who I also defeated, and I stand before you today as your two-time Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion. So if you want to accuse me of being a great wrestler and a success and twice a two-time Champion then I admit I’m guilty of those accusations.

Pinky:  Griffin we’re not like other people in the sport of wrestling. When someone defeats James in a match, legally and fully within the limits of the rules of the match, me and James commend them on their accomplishment. We commended Ryan Keys for legally defeating James for the Internet Championship. We commended Johnny Tsunami for legally defeating James for the Roulette Championship. We commended Calvin Harris for getting the pinfall on James to win your Tag Team match at Climax Control 194. We even commended Kris for passing James up as the 3rd longest-reigning Roulette Champion and then passing up Goth and Equinox to become the longest-reigning Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling. I look into the camera and make a promise to you Hawkins. If you can legally defeat James, at High Stakes VII, legally as in fully within the rules of the match, then we will be the first people to congratulate you on your victory. We are not going to be jerks just because we lost a Championship Title Belt. We admire the work of others and we are not afraid, nor are we ashamed, to congratulate others on their accomplishments.

James: So there you have it Griffin. Just like in a Court of Law we have stood before you and the world to present information pertaining to our match at High Stakes VII. You see, Hawkins, I have a vested interest in retaining the Internet Championship and you are starving for a victory and to hold a Championship Title Belt. Yes, Griffin, the stakes are high for High Stakes VII. You may try to make the comment that you have everything to gain and nothing to lose and that I have everything to lose in this match. But think hard about that statement before you decide to go public with it and humiliate yourself. You have a hell of a lot to lose in this match. Hawkins you came into Sin City Wrestling as one of the most highly rated and admired superstars of wrestling. However your performance to date can only be described as “average” and that’s being nice about my comment. You want to claim you have nothing to lose and everything to gain against me at High Stakes VII? When you lose to me on October 19th you will have lost all support of the fans, all respect in the wrestling world, and you will be proven to be a two-time loser against me. If you can pull off a miracle legal win over me then you will have redeemed yourself for now. But what do you feel I have to lose if I were to lose this match? Will I lose the fact that in a mere two and a half months from signing on with Sin City Wrestling in February 2016 I won the Roulette Championship? Will I lose the fact that before 2016 was over I was already a two-time Roulette Champion and the 3rd longest reigning one at that? Will I lose the fact that I became the Internet Champion and then shortly after losing the Internet Championship to Ryan Keys I won it back and I’m now a two-time Roulette Champion? Guess what Hawkins? I don’t lose a damn thing since my accomplishments will be in the record books for eternity. The concept in the sport of wrestling isn’t always to hold a Championship Title Belt for the longest period of time. The concept is how well you perform in every match and how well you represent the Championship you are holding. I’ve been a damn great two-time Roulette Champion and a damn great two-time Internet Champion. Nobody can take that away from me. And once again I remind you if you can get a legal win over me, fully within the rules of our match, and become Internet Champion, remember that me and Pinky will be the first to congratulate you on your accomplishment. Also remember that I would have the first shot at you as Internet Champion as Number One Contender as I will hold the Re-Match Contract. Many hard and difficult things for you to think about.

Pinky:  Well, James, I’ve had enough of talking to Griffin Hawkins and trying to get him to understand truth, logic, and common sense. Time for us to end this comment session and relax whatcha think?

James:  Sounds good to me Uncle.

James and Pinky fill their wine glasses again and pick them up and make a toast to their match at High Stakes VII.

Pinky:  Cheers to your victory over Griffin Hawkins at High Stakes VII!

James:  Here’s to the end of Griffin Hawkins' wrestling career!

After their toast comments they click their wine glasses together and then drink their wine. They place the empty glasses on the table and then the two face the camera and both give a double thumbs up into the camera before the cameraman cuts the camera feed and our screen goes black.

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Climax Control Archives / James Tuscini - Two Time Internet Champion

« on: October 10, 2017, 07:25:18 PM »

 RECAP OF JAMES TUSCINI VERSUS RYAN KEYS MATCH FOR THE INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Oh my goodness! The Internet Championship match between Ryan Keys and James Tuscini was awesome to say the least. James won the match and regained the Internet Championship to become a two-time Internet Champion. However after the show was over word was traveling around backstage that due to the brutal maneuvers and holds placed on Ryan Keys he suffered an injury that is likely to take him out of action for a time. I’m not sure how much truth there is to those comments as I haven’t been able to verify it yet. As I was watching the match I couldn’t see that Tuscini did anything deliberately to injure Keys so it appears it must have been just “one of those things” that is an occupational hazard in the sport of wrestling. Unfortunately, for James Tuscini anyway, the fans overwhelmingly support Ryan Keys over him so that isn’t faring well with the fans.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT



James Tuscini, and his Uncle-Manager Pinky del Ferrando, are holding a fan-greeting session at the Sydney Opera House where Sin City Wrestling will be holding Climax Control 194. We notice James is wearing casual clothing consisting of blue jeans, a black pullover shirt, and black athletic shoes. Pinky is wearing a casual gray suit with a white shirt and a matching gray tie and he’s wearing black dress shoes. The fans in attendance are anxious to hear what the two have to say even though they don’t like James Tuscini.

James:  Hi! My name is James Tuscini and I’m your two-time Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion!

The fans in attendance, mostly huge supporters of Ryan Keys, immediately start yelling things at James and Pinky.

Fans:  YOU SUCK! YOU INJURED RYAN KEYS! YOU’RE EVIL!

James jumps in to counter their comments.

James:  Whoa! Wait a minute! Let me explain! I didn’t do anything during the match to deliberately injure Ryan Keys. If you’ve paid attention to both our time in Sin City Wrestling you know I’ve always had positive and supportive comments for Keys. Watch a re-run of the match and you’ll see I was fully within the rules of the match. I didn’t violate any rules. I didn’t do anything that was illegal or underhanded. I honestly had no idea of any injury until after the match when word was running around in the backstage area. Don’t blame me for something I didn’t do. Also remember there hasn’t been any official verification of the information concerning Ryan Keys.

The fans start to chant and they get so loud that James and Pinky cannot even hear themselves think.

Fans:  YOU SUCK! WE WANT RYAN KEYS! YOU SUCK! WE WANT RYAN KEYS! YOU SUCK! WE WANT RYAN KEYS!

This loud chanting goes on for some time and finally James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando decide if they cannot talk and be heard then they will leave. We watch as the two turn and walk off the stage and disappear behind the stage. However that doesn’t stop the fans from continuing to chant.

Fans:  YOU SUCK! WE WANT RYAN KEYS! YOU SUCK! WE WANT RYAN KEYS! YOU SUCK! WE WANT RYAN KEYS!

WHAT’S NEXT?

Since James and Pinky were being rudely insulted by Ryan Keys fans they decided to make their way back to their dressing room to present the remainder of their comments for Climax Control 194. The two are sitting at the dining room table in their dressing room and both are sipping beers from bottles and we notice there are numerous other bottles of beer on the table.

James:  Hi! I’m James Tuscini and I’m your current Internet Champion, and a two-time Internet Champion, so deal with it as that’s fact you cannot deny.. Everyone doubted me after I lost the Internet Championship to Ryan Keys. Griffin Hawkins doubted me but he stopped doubting when I kicked his ass in the Briefcase Ladder Match to officially regain the Number One Contendership for the Internet Championship that I already owned. Ryan Keys stopped doubting when I kicked his ass and took back the Internet Championship from him. Now as we walk into Climax Control 194 all you doubters will stop doubting when Unholy Alliance steps into the ring and destroys Calvin Harris and Griffin Hawkins.

James looks over at Pinky who is sitting there with a grin on his face but he has been very quiet.

James:  You sure are quiet for being the loud mouth in our family. What’s up Uncle? Cat got your tongue? Or maybe you’re missing Missy the Sheep? B-a-a-a-a-a! Har har har!

Pinky:  *bleep* off James! I want to make several things clear so there’s absolutely no misunderstanding by anyone. I’ll be at ringside for the Main Event pitting James and Dmitri against Calvin Harris and Griffin Hawkins. I know since Hawkins and Harris have nothing in common, and they mix as well as oil and water, that they’ll probably resort to illegal stuff to the point of totally violating the rules and trying to inflict serious damage on Dmitri and James. I’m sitting here before you to let you two know that if you two do that then I have the right, as the Manager of James Tuscini, and the Corner Man for Unholy Alliance, to do whatever it requires to take you two out. Don’t be fools and cross over that line because if you do it will be a decision you will regret for the rest of your lives.

James:  I don’t usually see Uncle Pinky this pissed off. Sure glad I’m on his side. Guess you two have a decision to make. We can do this match the easy way or the hard way. If you want to go the hard way then so be it. If you get injured by myself, Dmitri, or Pinky, then crawl back to your dressing rooms, take a look in the mirror, and realize the persons staring back as you are the reason you got your asses handed to you at Climax Control 194.

Pinky:  Let me get one other comment in before you continue. I treat Dmitri just as I treat my family, my flesh and blood, James Tuscini. Dmitri is not just a wrestler I work with. He’s like having another Nephew to look after. In our full-blooded Sicilian Italian culture if you cross one of our family members then you end up dealing with all our family members. Please, Calvin and Griffin, I’ve given you fair warning, so don’t do something stupid that you’ll regret into eternity.

James:  I’d like to address our two victims, I mean opponents, for Climax Control 194. First I want to tell you, Calvin, the level of disadvantage you’re in. I remember a match once where I was forced to team with Steve Ramone as a Tag Team partner. At that time I was feuding big time with Ramone for the Roulette Championship. I had just defeated Steve Ramone to earn the Roulette Championship in an Electrified Steel Cage match on May 1, 2016, at Climax Control 146. Then two weeks later, on May 15, 2016, Management assigned Steve Ramone to be my Tag Team partner to take on Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson known as The Monstimals. Ramone had no intention of supporting me as his Tag Team partner so when that stupid jerk punk ass left the ring during the match, grabbed the Roulette Championship Title Belt that belonged to me, and tried to run off into the crowd, I taught him a lesson that you don’t cross me. I left the ring, dragged Ramone back to the ring, took back my Roulette Championship Title Belt, and then left Ramone in the ring to get the shit kicked out of him by Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson. Steve Ramone crossed me once and I crossed him twice. So what does my comments on being forced to team with Steve Ramone have to do you with teaming with Griffin Hawkins? Everything! You’re one arrogant asshole and unfortunately arrogance is one of those things that caused you to lose the World Championship to Dmitri. Regardless of how much smack you talk it will always remain in your mind that your arrogance cost you the Championship. Now you have to be teamed with Griffin Hawkins who is a wrestler you know little about. Sucks to have a Tag Team partner who doesn’t like you, doesn’t care to support you, and who hasn’t fared well in the wrestling ring especially against me. And, by the way, I would like to remind you of a very important date that is forever written into the Wrestling history books. The date was August 20, 2017. The event was Climax Control 189. The event was a wrestling match between me and you. Do you remember what happened Calvin? You lost to me by pinfall. Never forget that okay? I mean, come on, how can you forget losing legally to me by pinfall when you told me I was the most worthless excuse of an Internet Champion?

Pinky:  You both saw what happened right? Hawkins managed to get one win over Ryan Keys and then he got a big ego and demanded to face Keys for the Internet Championship. He said he was more qualified than James Tuscini to challenge Ryan Keys even though James held, at that time, a 5-1 record over keys. By the way, for those of you who failed Math in school, with the win James got over Ryan Keys at Climax Control 193, he is now 6-1 over Ryan Keys. What Griffin got instead of a match to challenge Ryan Keys for the Internet Championship was a match with James Tuscini, a Briefcase Ladder Match, and James won the match, faced Ryan Keys, and he is now a two-time Internet Champion. Chew on those facts punks.

James:  Now I get to talk to you Griffin. You, just like Calvin Harris, got a big head, you got over-confident, your ego swelled, and you came into the Briefcase Ladder Match against me and left as the loser. Now you again talk smack now that I’m Internet Champion again. We’ll have that Internet Championship match at High Stakes VII but first you have to survive this match against me and Dmitri. What does this mean for you Hawkins? It means you’re teamed with someone who hates you and would rather see you dead than as his Tag Team partner. On my side of the ring you have me and Dmitri who have been teamed as Unholy Alliance for a long time. We support each other. We are like brothers. We are like family. We know our way around the ring. When our partner is in the ring during a Tag Team match we know what they are thinking and we know when they should be tagged out and they know when the one outside should be tagged in. Trust me, Griffin, that Calvin Harris isn’t teamed with you in this Tag Team match to support you or help you. His only goal in this match is to try to destroy Dmitri, or at least inflict severe damage on him, so that when High Stakes VII comes around he might actually have a slim chance of defeating Dmitri and retaining the World Heavyweight Championship. As for us? You already know how well I can do in the ring. Remember our Briefcase Ladder Match? Well, damn, how can you forget that match? The loser of matches usually retain their bad experience due to the loss longer than us winners retain our good experience winning the match. Just be prepared for anything because the instant you two go off the rules and turn the match violent the gates of Hell will open up and fire and brimstone will be upon you. Here’s a hint for you two. You do NOT want that to happen. Anything else you wish to add to our comments Uncle?

Pinky:  Nah! I’ve said what needed to be said.

FINAL THOUGHTS

James:  Let me add this final thought for the benefit of Calvin Harris and Griffin Hawkins. You two mix like oil and water, and get along as well as cats and dogs, while me and Dmitri are so close we are like one. What we could literally do in this match is to hop in and out of the ring and not have to use any wrestling holds or maneuvers on you two. I mean, come on, we could just stand there and watch you two beat the beejeebers out of each other, as you hate each other that much, and then when you’re done beating each other down we hop into the ring and get the pinfall or submission win. Now that would be one hell of an amusing way for our match to go. So while you two are despising each other and fighting each other me and Dmitri are very close. I won’t call the relationship between me and Dmitri so close that it is as deep and binding as his love affair with Gothika, but I’ll tell you that our hearts beat as one when it comes to wrestling. You two cannot overcome us even if you sold your souls to Satan.

James and Pinky pick up their beers and click the bottles together in a toast to their upcoming win at Climax Control 194.

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Climax Control Archives / Pinky and the Boots

« on: October 03, 2017, 08:08:58 PM »

 JAMES IS RIGHTFULLY NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Oh my gawd! That Briefcase Ladder Match was one hell of a brutal match. And even though I’m a James Tuscini fan I have to admit when he won the match by obtaining the Briefcase hanging over the ring to retain his Number One Contendership for the Internet Championship I was shocked! Now James is required to have only one week’s rest before facing Ryan Keys for the Internet Championship at Climax Control 193 on Sunday, October 8, 2017.

PINKY AND THE BOOTS

We’ve all heard of the cartoon characters Pinky and the Brain. Today we focus on Pinky and the Boots. Instead of trying to explain that one to you we turn you over to James and Pinky who are visiting a Sheep ranch in Brisbane, Australia. Both James and Pinky are dressed in blue jeans, work boots, and a simple pullover shirt.

James:  Why did you bring me to this Sheep farm? What’s going on here? We’ve been in Brisbane for several days and I haven’t see you around the Brisbane Powerhouse and our dressing room except in the evenings. Now you drag me out to this Sheep farm? Damn it smell nasty out here. What’s that smell anyway?

Pinky:  Sheep eat and Sheep poop just as we humans do. It is the basic concept of “food in...food out” you should know that.

James:  Why did you bring me here?

Pinky:  Calm down James. You’ll find out shortly. Just have a seat in this chair and I’ll be back in a little bit to tell you what’s been going on.

James Tuscini takes a seat as Pinky del Ferrando walks away and disappears into one of the barns. The look on James’ face screams out that he wants to be anywhere else but here on this Sheep farm. After a short time Pinky del Ferrando reappears and this time he’s wearing wader boots and he’s leading a Sheep in a leash.



James is obviously dumbfounded on what’s going on with his Uncle Pinky. While James is calculating things Pinky begins to talk to the Sheep sort of in baby talk saying nice things to the Sheep.

Pinky: James this is Missy the Sheep. She’s very special. Missy this is my Nephew James.

Missy:  B-a-a-a-a-a!

Pinky:  Ahem! James? Aren’t you going to greet Missy?

James:  No! I will not greet a Sheep!

Pinky:  I’m sorry Missy that my Nephew is being anti-social butthead. Oh well. Aren’t you just the cutest Sheep? You really are a sweetie. I know sometimes you’re confused and you don’t understand what we’re doing so you just need to understand that we love you and that’s why we do so much nice things for you.

James nearly loses it when he sees Pinky kneels down, wrap his arms around the Sheep’s neck, and he gives the Sheep a kiss.

Pinky:  You know what? You’re so pretty and I love you very much and that’s why I do things for you. Now I have to get you behind these bushes so that I can get down to business.

As Pinky is leading the sheep into the bushes James loses his mind and he jumps up and confronts his Uncle and he demands to know what’s going on as he is starting to think his Uncle Pinky is sexually abusing the Sheep on the farm.

James:  Whoa! Stop right there Uncle! You better fess up and tell me what’s going on between you and this Sheep! Since we’ve arrived in Brisbane you’ve slipped away from me and spend all day here on the Sheep farm? Then you come home late at night. Now you’re sweet talking a Sheep while wearing wader boots?

Pinky:  Yeah? So? What’s the problem with that?

James:  The problem is that I’ve heard stories of situations like this. A man will have sex with a Sheep by placing the back legs of the Sheep into the wader boots so the Sheep can’t get away from him while he’s doing disgusting things to it. Please tell me it hasn’t come to this with you Uncle. Please!

Pinky del Ferrando starts laughing so hard that he falls to the ground. He finally regains control of himself and stops laughing.

James:  What the hell is so damn funny? My entire world is crashing down on me and you’re laughing? Why?

Pinky:  I’m laughing at you James because you’re a stupid person who hasn’t a clue what they’re talking about. When we came to Brisbane I looked up an old friend of mine who owns this Sheep farm. He told me since I might be bored hanging around our dressing room in the Brisbane Powerhouse that he would offer me a chance to work on his Sheep farm. That’s where I’ve been during the daytime and I have to make sure the Sheep are safe at night before I return to our dressing room. Why in hell didn’t you ask me?

James:  In all my lifetime you’ve never told me you had a friend in Australia who owns a Sheep farm. How would I know to ask about that when I never knew that information? But the wader boots? Sweet talking the Sheep? Kissing the Sheep? Hugging the Sheep? Then you’re leading them behind those bushes? How do you explain all of that?

Pinky:  My friend explained to me that Sheep can be obnoxious and stubborn. He said they respond better to sweet talk and petting and even a kiss on the head once in awhile. I wear these boots because my friend has a hell of a lot of Sheep on his farm and these Sheep eat constantly which means they shit constantly. I have to wear these wader boots to make sure I don’t ruin my shoes and my pants. As far as bringing the Sheep behind the bushes that’s because that’s where we tie them up so they won’t get in our way while we are cleaning their barns of shit. Stop being a perverted jerk James and get into reality for a change. James you are a B-a-a-a-a-a-d boy! Har har har!

James realizes he made a terrible mistake and the look of regret on his face is obvious.

James:  I’m so sorry about this Uncle. It is rather amusing what happened though. I’m familiar with the cartoon characters Pinky and the Brain so now I can call you Pinky and the Boots. Har har har!

Pinky:  That was so damn funny I forgot to laugh! Now please return to the Brisbane Powerhouse and let me work for my friend.

James turns and walks away from Pinky. He steps into the waiting Taxi and the Taxi drives off leaving Pinky del Ferrando to tend Sheep for his friend.

BACK AT BRISBANE POWERHOUSE

James has returned to his dressing room where he’s relaxing, alone of course since his Uncle Pinky is spending a lot of time at his friend’s Sheep ranch. James sets a tray of cold cuts and cheese on the coffee table, along with several cans of Classic Coke, then he takes a seat in a chair next to the couch. We can still see some of the scars and bruises that James took at the hands of Griffin Hawkins during his Briefcase Ladder Match at Climax Control 192. He looks up and into the camera with a stern look.

James:  Hi Ryan! Bet you didn’t expect to see me sitting here as the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship eh? Let’s run the facts down shall we? You defeated me recently to obtain the Internet Championship from me. But then you faced Griffin Hawkins and he handed you your ass on a silver platter by making you submit in the match. Although Hawkins knew that I’m 5-1 against you he thought his one little win over you gave him the right to demand the Number One Contendership for the Internet Championship. His demands were heard and Management laughed in Griffin’s face when they told him he has to face me in a Briefcase Ladder match and he had to defeat me in order to become Number One Contender to face you for the Internet Championship. But what happened Ryan? What the *bleep* happened? I won the Briefcase Ladder Match even though I should have never been forced to “earn” something I already had because I held the re-match contract for the Internet Championship. But since Management had me assigned to that match I did what I had to do to earn back what is rightfully mine.

James stops talking for a moment to create a sandwich consisting of rye bread, hard salami, and cheese, with a bit of mayo on the bread. He places the sandwich on a plate, picks up a can of Classic Coke and a napkin, and he sits back in the chair to continue his comments.

James:  So what are the numbers Ryan? I’m 5-1 against you and you’re 1-5 against me. You’re 0-1 against Griffin Hawkins and I’m 1-0 against him. I defeated the man who defeated you Ryan. Did you hear me? I defeated the man who defeated you Ryan! I know you heard me that time.

James takes a few bites of his salami and cheese sandwich and he downs it with some Classic Coke before wiping his mouth with a napkin.

James:  I know what you’re thinking Ryan. You think because I took a few cuts and bruises during my Briefcase Ladder Match that I’m not at 100 percent for our match this Sunday evening. You think that I’m hurt so badly that I cannot take many blows from you before the pain will be too much for me to endure. I will remind you of something Keys. I’m not a thin-skinned, weak-kneed, pretty boy like you are Ryan. I’m not like you that when you chip a fingernail you have to cry and run to the beauty parlor to have a manicure. I’m not like you that when someone farts you take offense and have to run to the shower to get the cooties off your body. Ryan I’m a full-blooded Sicilian Italian. What that means is I have generations of Sicilian blood pulsing through my body. When we Sicilians get cut we heal quickly. When we get a bruise we ignore it and keep going. If you think a few cuts and bruises are going to stop me from regaining the Internet Championship then you damn sure aren’t thinking at all. Your win over me last month was a fluke and it was honestly my fault that you won because I allowed myself to have a moment of distraction that you took advantage of. In our match this Sunday evening there will be no distractions on my part. There will be no pain from my Briefcase Ladder Match with Griffin Hawkins remaining. I have thick skin Ryan. I heal quickly Ryan. I’m a rough and tough masculine man and I don’t get freaked out when someone punches me in the face like you do. You have the desire and the need to protect your pretty fact where I don’t have that need. The only need I have is to kick your sorry ass and prove to the world that I’m the rightful owner of the Sin City Wrestling Internet Championship.

Tuscini finishes off his sandwich, downs the remainder of his Classic Coke, and then he pops the top on another can of Classic Coke, downs a bit of it, then places the can on the coffee table.

James:  I know you’re hungry, Ryan, so here’s some food for thought for you. The only person I blame for me losing the Internet Championship to you is myself. I let myself get distracted, even though it was just for an instant, but that instant was enough for you to take advantage of me for the win. Think hard on this Keys. If you had the wrestling ability to defeat me then please explain to me and the fans why you went 0-5 against me. Apparently those five times you didn’t have what it takes to defeat me. So, Ryan, you know damn well that on September 3, 2017, at Violent Conduct IV, that you again entered a match with me and still didn’t possess the necessary skills to get the job done against me. It was my error and my momentary distraction that allowed you to get over on me. Remember that as you walk into our match and remember that when I walk out of our match as the Internet Championship.

James finishes off the can of Classic Coke he previously placed on the coffee table and when he’s done with it he tosses the empty can across the room where is lands in the trash can with a swish shot never touching the sides of the trash can.

James:  Woo hoo! A three-point swish shot for the win. Yeah that’s how my win over you this Sunday is gonna be Ryan. It will be as nicely executed as a long three-point swish shot in the game of Basketball. Okay, Keys, let’s move on to the next thing you are trying to convince yourself is truth and fact. You’re trying to make yourself believe that you have the advantage as I’m still recovering from the cuts and bruises I took in the Briefcase Ladder match against Griffin Hawkins at Climax Control 192. Sorry to burst your I WISH THIS WERE TRUE bubble but I have to burst that bubble to bring you to understand reality. Do you remember recently I discussed how I grew up in San Francisco on the border with the Chinese and White districts and that Whites and Chinese would attack me at every turn. They were suck chickens that they usually came at me with two or more people to beat down on this one poor Sicilian Italian. What did I also tell everyone when I told that story? I explained that I had to learn how to fight when the odds were against me. I had to learn how to maneuver away from their blows to land my own even if there were two to four people attacking me. I won’t sit here and tell you I never lost a fight growing up because I did lose a few. But I won 80 percent of my fights and against cowards who couldn’t come at me one-on-one. So, yeah Ryan, I can overcome the odds. I can overcome the cuts and bruises. And I have proven that in 6 matches I’ve overcome you 5 times. Sunday night I will overcome you again for the 6th time in 7 matches. Then what? You watch me walk away as a two-time Internet Champion and you walk away to return to your dressing room to gaze at yourself in the mirror minus the Internet Championship Title Belt. That’s not my fantasy, Ryan, that’s reality.

The dressing room door opens and Pinky del Ferrando walks in. He’s dirty from caring for Sheep all day and the smell of Sheep poop wafts into the dressing room. James sniffs the air and cringes.

James:  Glad to see you home a few hours early tonight. Please get your old ass into the bathroom and shower and don’t you dare get out of the shower until you no longer smell like Sheep and Sheep poop. Also call someone to pick up your clothes and get them cleaned so they don’t smell up our dressing room.

Pinky:  Give me a break James. I’ve been dealing with Sheep with attitudes all day. I’m tired. Yeah I’ll take a shower but for now I will double-bag my dirty clothing in trash bags and they will remain in my bedroom so you won’t have to smell them. See you in the morning.

Pinky walks into his bedroom and closes the door behind him. James lets out a sigh and he looks into the camera to make closing comments for the benefit of Ryan Keys.

James:  Ryan you’re a pretty boy with thin skin that cuts and bruises easily. I’m a thick-skinned full-blooded Sicilian Italian that doesn’t bruise or cut easily. You take weeks to heal and within a week I’m healed and good to go into my next match. You break a fingernail or get a speck of dust in your eye and you run to the nail salon to have the nail repaired or to have your doctor flush out the dust from your eyes. When I break a fingernail I use the jagged edge to cut my opponent. When I get a speck of dust in my eye I just wipe it out and continue beating the hell out of my opponent. Your days as Internet Champion are numbered. Sunday night your reign as Internet Champion ends.

James tells the cameraman he’s done with his comments and the cameraman cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.

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