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Climax Control Archives / I AM THE STORM BREAKER

« on: April 07, 2023, 09:02:55 PM »

CALMING THE STORM – I AM THE STORM BREAKER

Narrator:  I spoke with Bea Barnhart before coming on the air and I will relate to you that Bea is in high spirits and confident going into her match at Climax Control 358. I won’t go into the specifics of how this match got scheduled but there was a change on this Card that led to this match up Bea has.

PRIOR HISTORY IN PREVIOUS FEDERATIONS MEANS NOTHING

The scene switches to see Bea Barnhart, along with her husband and Sin City Wrestler Bill Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, walking around the area near their hotel room in Scotland. We notice the confident and energetic stride Bea has. We watch them walk around for a bit and Bill stops to control Iris when Iris sniffs heavily meaning she probably needs to do her business. After a time walking around they return to their hotel and take a seat in the patio area to present comments for Bea’s upcoming match, at Climax Control 358, where she faces Alexandra Calaway in a Standard Rules match. A server from the hotel restaurant comes to their table and they take their orders then they return to the restaurant to prepare their orders.

Bea:  Thanks for joining us today. We had a nice walk with Iris but I let Bill control Iris on her leash since she is Daddy’s Girl. Coming up on Sunday, April 9., 2023, is Sin City Wrestling’s Climax Control 358. When the Card for this event was initially released I was set to face off against a wrestler, who I will not mention their name as they don’t deserve recognition from me, and then the next thing I know she got removed from our match and now I am facing Alexandra Callaway. I will discuss Alexandra shortly but I will finish up my opening comments concerning why the opponent I was initially assigned to meet suddenly dropped off the planet.

Bill:  I want to hear what you have to say. This should be interesting.

Bea:  When the Card was announced I was set to face off against a wrestler who was ten inches taller than me and carried over eighty pounds of weight over me. Actually I was looking forward to this match as someone that tall and heavy often wear down quickly and I was looking forward to an easy win. She even seemed to try to get people to believe she was one of the most violent storms you could imagine. The way I look at wrestlers like that is they are cowards who have to try to put up blinds to keep people from seeing the truth. To be honest I have no clue why she was removed from the match and why Alexandra Callaway was put on the Card against me. I lean on the fact that the tall and heavy wrestler got cold feet and asked to be removed from the match to keep from taking a loss to me.

Bill:  That sounds likely that is what happened.

Bea:  Now I am facing Alexandra Calaway at Climax Control 358 instead of the previously assigned opponent. Most likely Alexandra is coming into our match with the same attitude as others in that she believes she is the biggest, baddest, and most destructive, storm the world has ever seen. Sure seems to be a lot of wrestlers who borrow from the same play book. All the other wrestlers who refer themselves to storms need to know I am the STORM BREAKER! Where I have a problem with most wrestlers, especially with you Alexandra, is that they list all their accomplishments in other Federations as if that is supposed to intimidate their opponents. Listen up, Alexandra, what you accomplished in other Federations is nice to mention, as it probably gives you orgasms, but those previous accomplishments mean nothing as you are now in Sin City Wrestling. I don’t give a damn how many Championships and other accomplishments wrestlers have from other Wrestling Federations it is what they have done in Sin City Wrestling, where they now work, that is important.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea. Look at my long wrestling history. I’ve severed in several Wrestling Federations and overall I have earned Championships and been inducted into their Hall of Fame but I don’t list all of that stuff on my Bio Sheet. Regardless of what Championships, and other awards, I have earned in my previous Wrestling Federations, the only thing that matters is what I have accomplished, and am currently accomplishing, here in Sin City Wrestling. Also, Bea, could you provide the viewers how you and Alexandra Calaway measure up to each other?

Bea:  Both of us are five feet five inches tall and I am one hundred thirty pounds and Alexandra is five feet five inches and one hundred twenty-five pounds. There is no height or weight advantage in our match. I will keep the action going hard and fast and I will obtain the win over Alexandra Calaway.

Bill:  That’s the way to go into all matches Bea.

CALMING THE STORM

The restaurant server comes to their table and delivers their food and drinks. Since they don’t need additional items at this time the server returns to the restaurant.

Bea:  The way Alexandra presents herself is truly in the style of Texas where people over-brag about everything only to find out they are full of shit with their bragging. The way Alexandra comes across is that she is like a hurricane the level of Katrina. I see Alexandra more along the lines of a small rain cloud that barely drops enough moisture to put spots on your car. Knowing that I’m facing yet another wannabe wrestler who thinks her shit don’t stink is just another day in the wrestling ring for me. I’ve dealt with enough wrestlers like Alexandra, all who seem to have been created with the same cookie cutter design, so I know she will be easy for me to eliminate.

MENTALLY DEFICIENT WRESTLERS ARE EASY PREY

Bea:  Often when me and Bill take Iris for a walk in Sweetwater Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, we run into situations where people in the park are doing things that proves they are idiots. I will give you two examples. Somebody parks their car in the parking lot of Sweetwater Park and it is raining and they stand outside their car in the parking lot for fifteen to thirty minutes talking on their cell phone while getting drenched from the rain. Then you have the other type of person where it's a really nice day and it is warm and sunny outside they park their car in the parking lot and then they sit inside their car for ten to thirty minutes talking on their cell phone sweating to death because they do not have the air conditioning on and they have the windows rolled up but they are too busy talking on their cell phone to know they are over-heating and damaging their health.

Bill:  Yes, Bea, there are many moron people out there.

Bea:  And I have one of those morons, Alexandra Calaway, in a match on April 9, 2023, at Climax Control 358. I would use the statement that she is dumber than a rock but I don’t wish to insult the rock by calling it dumb.

Bea and Bill burst out laughing and when they get their laughter under control Bea is ready to continue with her comments. However she pauses as the restaurant server comes to their table to ask if they need anything else. Bea informs them they are good and all they need in the check so they can pay when they are ready to leave. The restaurant server leaves the check on the table for them and then Bea continues with her comments.

MINDLESS. . .BRAINLESS. . .JUST PLAIN STUPID

Bea:  Alexandra you feel free to run your mouth all you want. You feel free to comment on your past accomplishments even though they have no value here in Sin City Wrestling. You are just another in a long line of brainless morons who think they are a gift to the sport of Wrestling. Alexandra you would, without a doubt, survive a zombie apocalypse. Why? Zombies eat brains to manage to continue their existence and since you are a brainless moron the Zombies will leave you alone. Now you may feel that is a good thing to have Zombies leave you along but I am telling you that you are still doomed. Since you are a brainless twit who is facing me who has a genius brain, that means with my wrestling abilities and superior brain capacity I will out maneuver, out think, and out wrestle you for the win in our match. My job in our match is to beat the hell out of you, beat what little sense you have left in your brain out of you, and pin you or make you submit for my win. You may think I am not capable of doing that but that is because you are trying to think when you have a non-working brain.

Bea gives a deep stern look into the camera before continuing with her comments.

Bea:  Now, Alexandra, please take a deep breath, sit down, relax, and let me tell you the facts and the truth. You remind me of another pathetic piece of shit braggart we used to have in Sin City Wrestling. She talked down to me and claimed she was a better wrestler than I am. Let me enlighten you so you have no excuse to claim you were not informed. This smart ass bitch of a wrestler had FOUR matches against me. Want to know the results of those four matches? I won all four matches against her and all by submission. She somehow managed to win the Bombshell Roulette Championship but since she defeated a pathetic champion at that time after she won the Bombshell Roulette Championship she lost it to someone else three weeks later. Yes, you heard me correctly, that she lost the Bombshell Roulette Championship three weeks after winning it. Want to know something Alexandra? She still continued to run her mouth about me and yet she was such a coward that she refused to accept a match against me again. How about that eh? Defeating her pathetic ass four times in four matches and all four wins by submission that mouthy bitch retired from wrestling and she hasn’t been heard from since.

Bea raises her fist and shakes her fist into the camera towards Alexandra Calaway.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bea:  So, Alexandra, what is the bottom line here? The bottom line is that you can brag and boast about all the Championships you won in other Wrestling Federations but that is not relevant as you are in Sin City Wrestling. What you accomplish here is what is important. It doesn’t matter how many Championships and Awards you may have received elsewhere because until you accomplish things here your talk is cheap.

Bill:  Alexandra since Bea is talking about the bottom line let me give you my information. Do you see listed anywhere all my previous accomplishments in my previous Wrestling Federations? Nope! Why is that you might ask and that would be a good question. In a previous Wrestling Federation I held every Championship numerous times and I was a multiple-time Grand Slam achiever. When that Federation decided to close their doors I was asked by friends to join the Wrestling Federation they were working in. In a short period of time I earned numerous Championships including the World Heavyweight Championship. Unfortunately for us in that Federation shortly after I obtained the World Heavyweight Championship they also closed their doors. I then got a call from Mark and Christian here in Sin City Wrestling and since I knew them from prior Wrestling Federations I accepted their offer and here I am. As I stated earlier there is no mention of the dozens of Championships and Awards I held in other Wrestling Federations as that is past history and I am in Sin City Wrestling where I feel my accomplishments here is what is important. Since I joined Sin City Wrestling I have held the Mixed Tag Team Championship with Bea as my partner and I have held the Roulette Championship twice. So stop talking about your prior accomplishments as me and Bea don’t care to hear about any of your accomplishments until you have accomplishments here in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea:  So, Alexandra, the bottom line has many items for me to present such as I’ve had to put up with jerk assholes like you many times and one of the worst offenders took four losses to me in four matches and all by submission and then she left Sin City Wrestling and nobody knows where she is and frankly nobody cares where she is. Be ready for that to happen to you at my hands. I’ve wrestled against wrestlers of all heights and weights and all different wrestling styles and I have held my own with everyone. I will not only hold my own with you. . .I will own you! Do you think you intimidate me Alexandra? Proves you cannot think rationally. I do not fear anyone in the sport of wrestling least of all you. This match is going to be overly fun for me and I am going to be strutting out of the ring as the winner of our match. I already know when I defeat and humiliate you that you will run around in circles running your mouth and claiming I am not worthy to have obtained a win over you. Seriously? When I defeat you I will own you and you cannot escape my legacy against you just like the other mouthy loser who I defeated four times, in four matches, all by submission. Enjoy life and your wrestling career while you can leading up to our match because once I soundly defeat and humiliate you there will be little in your lift remaining for you to enjoy. See you on Sunday, April 9, 2023, at Climax Control 358.

Bea grabs the restaurant check and she and Bill stand up, along with Iris, and they walk to the register to pay for their meal. When done the three walk into the hotel elevator to return to their room.

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Climax Control Archives / I WON'T BACK DOWN FROM ANY OPPONENT

« on: March 31, 2023, 04:49:52 PM »

I WON’T BACK DOWN FROM ANY OPPONENT

OPENING COMMENTS BY NARRATOR

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart and her Tag Team partner Hitamashii did well in the Blast From The Past Tournament against Goth and Kim Pain but it was Goth who got the submission on Hitamashii for the win. Coming up at Climax Control 357 Bill Barnhart is facing off against Malachi in what will prove to be an exciting match that will end with a win by Bill Barnhart.

MEET AND GREET

The scene switches and we see Bill Barnhart, along with his wife and Sin City Wrestling Wrestler Bea Barnhart who also serves as his Manager, and their English Bulldog Iris, inside the Garfield Sobers Gymnasium in Barbados. There are numerous activities going on in the Gymnasium and the one where Bill is located is what some would call a Meet And Greet area where fans can meet wrestlers and interact with them.

Bill:  I would like to open my comments by welcoming all our fans who came out to meet me and Bea and ask questions if they like. I would like to tell my wonderful and beautiful wife, Bea, that I’m proud of how you and Hitamashii did in your Blast From The Past Tournament match against Goth and Kim Pain. Although your team didn’t win the match you can hold your heads high for giving a great performance. Goth and Kim earned the win and I plan on supporting their team in the Blast From The Past Tournament. As for me I have a match against Malachi at Climax Control 357 on Sunday, April 2, 2023, which takes place in this Gymnasium. Rather than me jumping into comments for the education of Malachi I would like to ask the fans if they would like to ask questions concerning that match. Then after your questions are answered I can present my comments concerning my upcoming match.

Fan 1:  Mister Barnhart. . .

Bill:  . . .No need to be formal with me. Feel feel free to call me Bill.

Fan 1:  Okay. . .Bill. . .do you have history against Malachi in the wrestling ring?

Bill:  I had a feeling that question would come up so I wrote down the previous matches I’ve had with Malachi. At Climax Control 273 on July 6, 2020, me and Bea, as a Tag Team, lost to the Team of Malachi and Bella Madison who went by the tag team name of Sass and Bash. Bella made Bea submit for the win so although our team lost that Tag Team match I DID NOT lose to Malachi as I was not pinned or made to submit by him in that match.

Fan 1:  Is that the only match you’ve had against Malachi?

Bill:  I had another match against Malachi. It was at Climax Control 310 on August 29, 2021. That match ended as a Draw due to both of us getting counted out for being on the outside of the ring and unable to return inside the ring before the Referee’s ten count. Since it was a qualification match to see which of us would advance to the Internet Championship match at Violent Conduct VII, and the match ended as a Draw, both of us advanced to the Internet Championship match. Therefore in two previous matches where Malachi was in the match his Tag Team partner got the win over Bea and me and Malachi ended up in a Draw. Since neither of us has a Singles win over the other I plan on resolving that at Climax Control 357 when I easily defeat Malachi.

Fan 2:  I would like to ask both of you if you two are really okay with Iris dating Pete The Cactus.

Bill:  Yes I’m fine with Iris dating Pete The Cactus. Senor Vinnie is a good friend and we have worked hard to keep Pete and Iris in control of their urges. I am not saying Pete is easy to control but Iris is not the easiest to keep under control either. We simply need to stay on them to ensure that they know they are being watched and if they break the rules we break their dating.

Bea:  It helps that we are putting the scare into Iris and Pete. Telling Iris that if she screws up this dating thing with Pete they both will be banned from seeing each other again has worked wonders. Right Iris?

Iris looks up at Mommy Bea and lets out a snort and then she returns to sniffing around the Gymnasium floor.

Iris:  SNORT!!!

Suddenly the fans begin cheering and pointing at something behind Bill and Bea. When they look behind them they see Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus walking up to them. Bill and Bea didn’t know Vinnie and Pete were going to show up so it is a pleasant surprise. Bill and Bea are happy to see Senor Vinnie and of course Iris is thrilled to see Pete The Cactus. Vinnie joins Bill and Bea at the mic while Iris and Pete The Cactus chill out off to the side.

Bill:  Welcome Vinnie! Why didn’t you call and tell me you and Pete were going to make a visit?

Vinnie:  Nothing better than a surprise visit from your friends. And I knew that you wouldn’t have wanted me to spoil the surprise of having Pete The Cactus come with me to surprise Iris.

Bill:  Thanks for the surprise and thanks for bringing Pete. Look at those two. They just saw each other recently and they act as though they have missed each other for a long period of time.

Vinnie:  You know how it is Bill. Hard for a dog and a cactus to have logical thoughts as both are reactive.

Bea:  We miss seeing you in action in the wrestling ring. Are you planning to return to full-time active status soon?

Vinnie:  Yes but I’m waiting for the right time to make the decision on when I will return to active wrestling.

Bill and Bea and Vinnie have a nice chat while Pete The Cactus and Iris sit off to the side and cuddle and kiss. After a time Vinnie has to leave for an appointment and he excuses himself. As Vinnie and Pete leave we hear the fans cheer them on then Bill returns to addressing the fans.

Bill:  Anyone else with a question for us?

Fan 3:  I have a feeling Malachi will cheat, or obtain interference in your match, and try to steal the win from you. What do you think?

Bill:  Although I feel Malachi is a mentally deficient person I don’t think he is so damn stupid that he will cheat or obtain interference to cause him to lose the match by disqualification. If he is that stupid, and tries that crap, it is his loss to take. Also with Bea in my corner as my Manager, and many of our friends watching our match, I don’t believe illegal activity on the part of Malachi will occur.

Bill glances around where the fans are located.

Bill:  Does anyone else wish to ask questions to us? If not then I will transition into direct comments for our upcoming match.

None of the other fans have questions for Bill and Bea so Bill changes to directly addressing Malachi.

MALACHI MEET YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

Bill:  Well, Malachi, so nice to see your name got drawn to face me at Climax Control 357. This match is going to be like a nightmare for you as I am your worst nightmare. I want to start off with the obvious. You are giving up six inches of height and sixty pounds of weight to me. Yeah. . .yeah. . .yeah. . .you will try the same thing all the other puny wrestlers tried and that is to try to make the claim that giving up six inches of height and a lot of weight to me is nothing. Nothing? NOTHING you say? A major height and weight advantage is a whole lot of something my friend! Oh, wait, you’re not my friend! Har har har!  Listen up girly man you have yet to get a win over me except in a Mixed Tag Team match where your tag team partner got the win on Bea. The best you have been able to do is manage a Draw but that crap doesn’t apply to our upcoming match. Our match won’t last long enough for you to try to drag our match out to a Draw. I will not only soundly defeat you but I will humiliate you in the process. Deal with that punk as you have no other option than to deal with your upcoming humiliating loss to me!

Bill gives a mean look into the camera.

A SITUATION THAT FITS MALACHI

Bill:  Malachi let me tell you about the time I was called for Jury Duty in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When I checked in at the main desk our group was called to be interviewed as prospective Jurors for an upcoming case. All the prospective Jurors in our group entered the Courtroom where they may get interviewed by the Attorneys serving on the case to see if they will allow those prospective jurors to serve on the Jury or be dismissed. This Trial was a Criminal case and twelve of the prospective Jurors in my group were seated in the Jury Box while the rest of us who were not called to be interviewed at that time sat in the regular seats. The Defense Attorney stood up and pointed to one of the prospective Jurors and asked the man I WANT TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU THINK MY JOB AS DEFENSE ATTORNEY IS IN THIS CASE. The prospective Juror replied YOUR JOB IS TO PROVE YOUR CLIENT IS INNOCENT and immediately the Defense Attorney addressed the Judge and said I WANT THIS PERSON REMOVED FROM THIS TRIAL AS A JUROR! The prospective Juror complained and demanded to know why the Defense Attorney was removing him from the Jury. The Defense Attorney said IN ALL CRIMINAL COURT CASES THE DEFENDANT IS ALWAYS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY I DON’T HAVE TO ASK QUESTIONS OF WITNESSES OR CALL WITNESSES TO TESTIFY. IN FACT ME AND MY CLIENT CAN SIT OFF IN A CORNER AND PLAY CARD GAMES DURING THE ENTIRE TRIAL AS THE ENTIRE BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON THE PROSECUTION AS THE DEFENDANT IN A COURT TRIAL IS ALWAYS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. THE BURDEN OF PROOF OF GUILT IS 100 PERCENT ON THE PROSECUTION. THEREFORE SINCE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW THE LEGAL SYSTEM WORKS. . .BYE!!! The prospective Juror was ejected from the Jury pool.

Bill flashes a huge grin then he laughs into the camera.

Bill:  Ha ha ha!!! Now why in the hell did I tell you that story Malachi? If you had a brain that worked you would know the answer but since your brain is obviously on vacation let me enlighten you. Just as that prospective Juror didn’t know how the Justice System works so you don’t know how the Wrestling System works concerning lame, weak, puny, and pathetic wrestlers like you going up against larger, heavier, more intelligent, and more capable wrestlers like me in a wrestling match. It works like this. I WIN. . .YOU LOSE. . . and that’s the end of your wrestling career when it comes to you versus me.

AVOIDING HAZARDS

Bill:  Malachi I’m very agile and I avoid situations that could cause damage because my reflexes are lightning quick and I am always aware of what is going on around me. Although I could give you dozens of situations where I would have been injured, but avoided it, I will give you a recent one that happened about three weeks ago. I was taking Iris to Sweetwater Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, for a walk. I put her in my Hyundai Santa Fe and we drove to the park. When I came out of our housing development I went down Paden Drive to get to Lawrenceville Highway to get to Sweetwater Park. One section of Paden Drive has the drivers driving towards Lawrenceville Highway to start going downhill after they pass a recent housing development. The people driving up Paden Drive towards Cruse Road are coming up the hill. As I started to drive by the housing development, going the legal speed limit of 40 miles per hour, coming uphill in the opposite direction was an orange colored sedan on MY side of the road and they were fully over the double yellow line in the middle of the street. Fortunately my reactions are lightning quick, and my vision is superb, so that I hit the brakes on my Santa Fe, which has both a great braking system and an automatic anti-crash device installed, and I was able to quickly stop and the orange car managed to swerve back into their lane and in the process they missed hitting my vehicle and nearly crashed into the car they were trying to pass. How close did they come to hitting me head-on with their reckless driving? I estimate it was less than ten feet and ten feet isn’t a long distance with cars traveling at that speed with one of them coming head on at you.

Bill does a fist pump to show he was exceptionally quick to react to avoid a head-on collision from a reckless and incompetent driver.

Bill:  Why did I tell you this item Malachi? To prove that I have exceptionally fast responses, excellent vision, and the ability to take a nearly horrific and possibly deadly situation and turn it around in my favor. Yes, Malachi, I will do the same to you in our match. I will be countering your moves and holds before you have a chance to try to carry them out. You will lose to me so quickly that you won’t know what hit you. And, Malachi, you can say anything you want leading up to our match but all that you will say are lies. There’s a saying that goes HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS LYING? and the answer is THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING! Well, Malachi, your lips are moving so that means you are lying. Lies are not going to get you a win in our match but your lying will earn you the loss.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Malachi I wish to begin my closing comments by giving you an incident that happened while me and Bea took Iris, our English Bulldog, to Sweetwater Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia, for a walk. Take in the entire story as what happened in the park that day as it relates to you. We started our walk from where we parked my Hyundai Santa Fe which is near the restrooms and the children’s play area. We walked up the hill, through the picnic tables area, then down past the back side of the children’s play area, then onto the main trail that goes through the trees which are behind the Pavilion. When we exited from the main trail from under the trees we were on the opposite side of the park from where the restrooms and children’s play area are located and the distance was around three hundred feet. As we started walking up the trail past the tennis courts and volleyball area we heard a car alarm go off. I looked across the park and saw a blue car parked two spaces from where I parked my Hyundai Santa Fe and that blue vehicle was the one with the car alarm going off and with the horn honking and lights flashing. I noticed the passenger door of the car was open and it appeared that someone was sitting in the passenger seat. After five minutes the car alarm went silent but one minute later it went off again. Yes the person was still sitting in the car with the car door open. They didn’t try to turn off the car alarm and nobody else came over to turn it off. This cycle repeated numerous times and both me and Bea are wondering how anyone can be that damn stupid. Finally after twenty to thirty minutes of the car alarm sounding, then resetting, then sounding again and again and again, a woman walks up from the children’s play area and clicks the remote for her car and turns the car alarm off. Now here’s the part that makes us shake our heads in disbelief. The car was parked near the restrooms and the restrooms are about thirty feet from the children’s play area. Since we were over three hundred feet away and heard the car alarm going off numerous times how in the hell didn’t the woman, who was the owner of the car, not hear it when she had her son in the children’s play area and was about thirty feet from the car? To add to her stupidity you have to take into account that at a distance of thirty feet she could have pulled out her remote, pointed it at her car, and disarmed the alarm but she didn’t do that. We are not sure if this should be classified as stupidity, or laziness, or both, but the incident damn sure made both the woman and her male passenger in her car look ignorant.

Bill looks wide-eyed into the camera then continues with his comments.

Bill:  Malachi I told you that incident with the two morons in Sweetwater Park with the car alarm issue for a very good reason. Just as they stood there, dumbfounded, why their car alarm was going off, but not having enough common sense to disarm the car by clicking the remote, so I see your dumbfounded look when you realize you have to enter the wrestling ring and take a beating from me. Just as the owner of the car in the park could have quickly disarmed the alarm and not make themselves look more stupid than they already made themselves look, they just added stupidity and incompetence on top of their stupidity and incompetence. Yeah, Malachi, I see you being as incompetent, or more incompetent, than those two morons in Sweetwater Park on that day. Simply stated your incompetence earns a win for me.

Bill grins into the camera.

Bill:  Malachi, I will close my air time now as I know your brain is totally fried as you try to process all the truth I have sent your way.  So, in closing, I want to present to you the words of the song, I WON’T BACK DOWN by Tom Petty. These lyrics are perfect to let you, and everyone else, know that I never back from from anyone or anything. The lyrics are:  I WON’T BACK DOWN. . .NO I WON’T BACK DOWN. . .THOUGH YOU STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL. . .I WON’T BACK DOWN. Malachi I hope you have fun in your life leading up to our match at Climax Control 357 because no matter what you attempt in our match I will always be one step ahead of you and I won’t back down. Your destruction at my hands is my pleasure. Enjoy your loss to me as I am damn sure going to enjoy my win over you!

Bea tells the camera person they are done with Bill’s comments for today and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / MIXED FEELINGS FOR BLAST FROM THE PAST MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

« on: March 24, 2023, 07:38:08 PM »

* Hitamashii used by permission of Handler *

MIXED FEELINGS FOR BLAST FROM THE PAST MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

NARRATOR OPENING COMMENTS

Narrator:  Welcome to my opening comments for Bea Barnhart’s mixed tag team match, with her partner Hitamashii, as they face off against the mixed tag team of Goth and Kim Pain, in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Bea told me she has mixed feelings about this Blast From The Past Tournament match but she didn’t give me specifics. I will leave my opening comments there to allow Bea to fill you in on everything else including why she has mixed feelings about this match.

AT BEA’S HOTEL IN KELOWNA BRITISH COLUMBIA

The scene cuts to the hotel where Bea Barnhart is staying during this tour in Canada, specifically in Kelowna, British Columbia, at Prospera Place. Their hotel room is nicer than what they normally obtain when they are in the United States but we were told that is because they wanted to enjoy the luxury of having an above-average hotel room. Although Bill is not wrestling at this event he and Iris accompanied Bea on this leg of the tour to provide support and to cheer her on in her Blast From The Past Match. When the camera person informs Bea they are ready to go to live broadcasting she asks Bill and Iris to step out of the room so that they don’t inadvertently walk into camera range or make noise that distracts the viewers. Bill and Iris move into the bedroom and close the door so they are not likely to interrupt Bea during her presentation of comments leading up to her Blast From The Past Tournament match against the team of Goth and Kim Pain.

Bea:  Thanks for tuning in to listen to my comments for Climax Control 356 where me and my tag team partner, Hitamashii, are facing off against the tag team of Goth and Kim Pain. I have mixed feelings for this match and I will get into those comments in a moment. First I wish to tell Hitamashii how thrilled I am that he was selected as my tag team partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament. One reason is that Hitamashii is an exceptionally talented wrestler and he has held numerous Championships in Sin City Wrestling. Another reason is that we are both Asians with Hitamashii originally from Japan and I’m originally from The Philippines. Although there is a lot of Asian hate out there I know the majority of the fans support our team in the Tournament.

Bea claps her hands to show that the majority of the fans are cheering her team on in the Tournament.

Bea:  Next I wish to let everyone know why I applaud our team and feel we are well over the heads of Goth and Kim Pain. Although I can assume many Goth and Kim supporters are laughing at my comments they won’t be laughing when me and Hitamashii advance in the Blast From The Past Tournament while Goth and Kim Pain go home and cry into their pillows. Just to show you that I do my research here are some numbers for you all to consider. Although Goth is 6 feet 4 inches and 239 pounds and Hitamashii is 5 feet 8 inches and 192 pounds over the years Hitamashii has done exceptionally well against larger opponents. This Blast From The Past Match will not be any different than the other times when Hitamashii earned a victory over a taller and heavier opponent. But, you ask, what if you, Bea, are stuck in the ring against Kim Pain and it comes down to you or her getting the win to advance in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Great question and I have a great answer. I come into this match at 5 feet 5 inches in height and 130 pounds in weight while Kim comes into this match at 5 feet 8 inches and 130 pounds. Having e inches of height over me is not an advantage. It just means that when I destroy I will prove, once again, that I’m the better wrestler in a match. If you don’t want to support me and Hitamashii that’s your choice to make. When we eliminate Goth and Kim from the Blast From The Past Tournament that leaves you without them for you to cheer for them.

A SHORT BREAK

We hear the bedroom door in the hotel room open and when the camera person swings their camera we see Bill has opened the door and is looking out to get Bea’s attention. The camera person returns the focus of their camera to Bea to get her reaction.

Bea:  Well, Bill, I know this must be something important so please tell me what you need so we can get it done and I can continue with my comments for my Blast From The Past Tournament match.

Bill:  Sorry to disturb you while you are presenting comments for your upcoming match but I was just informed that Senor Vinnie is bringing Pete the Cactus here to pick up Iris for a dinner date. Me and Vinnie want to act as their conscious during their dinner date so me and Iris need to come out of the bedroom so we can wait for Vinnie and Pete in the hallway outside our dressing room.

Bea:  Have a nice time. Also it is comforting to know that you and Vinnie will be keeping a close watch on Pete and Iris. Please call me before you start on your way back to our hotel room as I may not be done with my comments at that time. If that is the case I will let you know and you and Iris can wait in the hallway outside of our dressing room or down in the hotel lobby and I will call you when my presentation is done.

Bill:  Thanks Bea! Let’s get ready for your dinner date with Pete the Cactus!

Iris:  Woof! Bark! Snort! (translation:  Woo hoo! A dinner date with Pete the Cactus!)

OBSERVATIONS

Bea watches as Bill and Iris quietly exit their hotel room and walk into the hallway then they quietly close the hotel room door behind them. Bea lets out a sigh knowing Bill and Iris should be gone for at least one or two hours so she has time to present comments for her upcoming match without further interruptions.

Bea:  I’m sick of jerks in the business treating me like crap! I may not be the best wrestler in the wrestling world but I’m damn sure not at the bottom of the heap. During the Blast From The Past Tournament everyone will see how well I work with my partner Hitamashii and how well I take care of opponents. I feel our team has a good shot at winning the Tournament as Hitamashii is a team player. In previous Blast From The Past Tournaments both me and Bill were stuck with partners who worked against us instead of working for the benefit of our team. With Hitamashii on my team I know we have a great chance of winning this Tournament. This should be amusing because if you look at the pairings of the other teams you notice that most of them mix together like oil and water.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  People tend to believe that when they don’t like you, and when they hurl insulting and demeaning comments at you, that it affects you negatively as they feel they have made you feel poorly about yourself. As for me and Bill whether you like us or not doesn’t dictate how we feel about ourselves or how we perform in the wrestling ring. If you want to hate on us, especially since we are Asians, and you want to hurl stupid vile comments and insults our way then go for it. Whatever you attempt to do in talking down to us doesn’t dictate how we perform in the ring.

Bea rolls her eyes due to the fact that the level of Asian hate in the world is increasing and nobody gives a damn about the hate being spread around because those people don’t seem to care when racist and negative comments are thrown around when it concerns Asians. But when it concerns their ethnic background they feel that they need to complain about it. People need to understand that this situation is not a one-way street as traffic goes both directions.

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS

Bea: Let me be honest with you. I have to be honest because the majority of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are liars. I have held the Mixed Tag Team Championship with my husband Bill. Although to date that is the only Championship I’ve earned I am devastating in the ring. I am great with submissions and you can ask Violent Amelia Holt as she lost to me numerous times by submission. My partner, Hitamashii, worked in Sin City Underground and he held six Championships during his time there. As for Kim Pain all I got doing a search of her name under Championships was a blank screen. Well not a totally blank screen but a list of some off-the-wall Championships she claimed to have held in some obscure wrestling federations. As for Goth? I can’t say anything but good things about what Goth has accomplished in Sin City Wrestling. I was able to locate that he held Championships in Sin City Wrestling 10 times and there may be other Championships I didn’t see listed.

Bea gives a deep look and a smile into the camera.

Bea:  So what does all of that mean to me and Hitamashii? It means we are facing two opponents who, when combined, adds up to around one and a half opponents. Our team, on the other hand, adds up to two full blown opponents. The bottom line is me and Hitamashii will win and move on in the Blast From The Past Tournament while Goth and Kim will go home to stop the pain from their hurt pride.

PETE THE CACTUS AND IRIS RETURN FROM THEIR DINNER DATE

Bill calls Bea on her cell phone to let her know they are coming down the hallway to return to the hotel room. Bea excuses herself and opens the hotel room door for Bill, Vinnie, Pete the Cactus, and Iris enter the room. After Vinnie and Pete thank Bea for allowing Iris to go on a dinner with Pete they exit the hotel room and it comes down to Bea, Bill, and Iris.

Bea:  So. . .how did the dinner date go?

Bill:  Iris and Pete behaved and they had a great dinner date.

Iris smiles and spins around showing how happy she is on how her dinner date with Pete the Cactus went.

Bea:  Okay, Iris, time for you to get ready for bed. Daddy Bill will be in the bedroom shortly. You get ready for bed and he will be there with you soon.

Iris turns around and walks into the bedroom and she closes the bedroom door behind her. Bea then looks sternly into Bill’s eyes.

Bea:  Bill be honest with me. Did Iris and Pete really behave? They didn’t do anything sneaky? And they had a great time? Yes Pete and Iris behaved. No they didn’t do anything sneaky or illegal. And, yes, they had a great time. You can rest assured Pete and Iris don’t want to ruin their relationship so you can stop worrying. Now if you will excuse me I’m going to bed with Iris. Just let us know when you come to the bedroom after your presentation is over.

Bill walks to the bedroom and enters and he closes the door behind him. Bea is surprised that Pete and Iris behaved but she believes them.

CLOSING COMMENTS. . .MIXED FEELINGS

Bea:  As the Narrator mentioned in his opening comments I did call and talk to him and told him I have mixed feelings about this Blast From The Past Tournament match where me and my partner, Hitamashii, face off against the team of Goth and Kim Pain. To show you I’ve nothing to hide, and that it is my extreme pleasure to be teamed with Hitamashii in the Tournament, I will have Hitamashii on a call on my cell phone so you can hear my conversation with me.

Bea calls Hitamashii and they are now both live on their cell phones.

Bea:  Welcome to my camera time as I’m in the process of airing comments on our Blast From The Past Tournament match on Sunday, First I would like to state Dōmo arigatōgozaimasu for being my Tag Team Partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament.

Hitamashii:  Maraming salamat Bea! I see you studied a bit of the Japanese language. In response to your comment I want everyone to know that I thank you that you are my tag team partner for the Tournament.

Bea:  Wow! You have been learning some Tagalog! Thank you for thanking me for my comment in Tagalog. I will be honest with everyone that I am not fluent in Japanese as I am in Tagalog from the Philippines and English from the United States. I am just showing that I took the time to show that I do my research to give you a few phrases in Japanese. One of the reasons I am pleased to have you as my Tag Team partner is that Anata wa subarashī resurādesu as you are a great wrestler.

Hitamashii:  That’s a very nice comment that you feel I am a great wrestler Bea. I feel you are a great wrestler also and that makes us one of the teams with a great chance of winning the Tournament and I will also state my appreciation of your wrestling skills in Tagalog with Ikaw naman ay isang malaking mambubuno.

Bea:  I’m enjoying our back and forth using Japanese and Tagalog even though I am not fluent in Japanese. And in response to your last comment I will say Watashitachiha tōnamento ni kachimasu as I firmly believe we are going to win the Tournament.

Hitamashii:   I am also enjoying our back and forth in Japanese and Tagalog. It shows our respect and admiration of each other. Before I have to end our call I will state, in Tagalog, with  oo kami ay mananalo, which means, YES WE WILL WIN. I appreciate you calling me to have me involved in your comments on our upcoming match. Sorry to run off but I have an appointment to get to. Bye!

Bea:  Bye and thanks for being my Tag Team Partner.

Bea ends the call on her cell phone and then she looks into the camera to give her closing comments for today.

Bea:  In closing I wish to inform our opponents, Goth and Kim Pain, that I have mixed feelings about our match on Sunday. I’m sure you are wondering why I have mixed feelings about our match and that is something to make you wonder. The feelings I have start out with elation and bravery and the fact that I am proud to have Hitamashii as my Tag Team partner for the Blast From The Past Tournament. But I also feel sad, for you two, as one of you is a reasonably good and accomplished wrestler and I feel bad that we will send you home a loser in the Tournament, and the other one is an incompetent bitch of a wrestler who thinks her shit don’t stink so we feel overjoyed to teach her some manners and send her packing. To be honest I never feel bad when I defeat an opponent. To be honest I don’t care what happens to your two careers after me and Hitamashii defeat you and eliminate you from the Tournament. No matter how you feel or what you think the bottom line is that you two are losing to us and as we advance toward the finals in the Blast From The Past Tournament. But you two can still watch the remainder of the Tournament on television. I’m sorry that me and Hitamashii have to destroy your team’s dream in the Tournament but someone has to do it so it might as well be us. I finally have a partner in the Tournament who works well with me instead of the previous partners I had in the Blast From The Past Tournament who attacked me, their partner, more than they attacked our opponents. The world has their eyes on me and Hitamashii and they will not be disappointed by our performance. With that said I will see you two, Goth and Kim, this Sunday, at Climax Control 356, and we will eliminate you from the Blast From The Past Tournament. Never forget my tag line whish is HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT – I HIT HARDER!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments and the camera person calls into the Network to ask them what they want him to do. They tell them to put their camera into a slow fade to black and they do so and the fade begins to take place. Once the camera shot fades entirely to black the Network cuts to programming regularly scheduled for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW

« on: February 24, 2023, 09:16:14 PM »

THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bill and Bea Barnhart before I came on screen to give my lead-in comments concerning Bill’s World Heavyweight Championship match against Mac Bane at Climax Control 355. Bill and Bea informed me they’ve had enough of the lies, insults, interference in matches, and cheating by opponents, and they said they are making it clear that the bullshit stops now. With that said I turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart, along with their English Bulldog Iris, at their hotel room located near the Reno Events Center were this edition of Climax Control is being held.

WORKING HARD TO RESOLVE SOMETHING

When the scene shifts from the Narrator to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart we watch as the camera pans the hotel room but there is no sign of Bill or Bea Barnhart. Iris, however, is curled up on the couch relaxing. Although this appears strange we have to assume there is a logical reason for this. As the camera person continues panning we start hearing voices coming from down the hallway. The camera person walks down the hallway and when they come to the bathroom door, which is closed, we hear the voices of Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Bill:  Damn! This sucks! If the hotel management finds out what happened here they will be after us to pay for damages! We don’t have time for this as the camera person is supposed to be arriving shortly to air our comments for Climax Control 355.

Bea:  If the camera person shows up before we’re done they will have to wait. As for Management at the hotel they shouldn’t charge us for damages for doing something that is natural and honest. It’s not like we’re doing something illegal.

Bill:  You know how people are Bea. They think some things should only take place in the bedroom or kitchen and when something like this takes place in the bathroom they get all stupid and upset.

Bea:  To hell with what others think Bill! Just stick it inside and push and pull it so that we can have the pleasure of knowing this item has been taken care of!

Bill:  Are you sure Bea? You know that the camera person is supposed to be at our hotel room any moment and if they arrive and hear our noise it might get broadcast to the world.

Bea:  Just push and pull Bill! Yeah. . .oh yeah. . .OH YEAH. . .like that. . .like that. . .LIKE THAT. . .make the room rock!

We hear loud grunting, groaning, and moaning and we’re trying to figure out what’s going on in the bathroom with Bill and Bea but we know it isn’t right to make assumptions.

Bill:  *Grunt. . .groan. . .moan. . .whoop. . .breathing heavily* Oh yeah! Here we go Bea! We got it now! We just have to push and pull in and out and the situation will be over!

We hear more loud grunting, groaning, and moaning, then we hear a thud which sounds like Bill and Bea may have collapsed on the bathroom floor. There is an eerie silence and we’re wondering if the camera person will call hotel management to come and see what happened. However, just as the camera person pulls out their cell phone to call hotel management they hear the bathroom door unlock and they hear the hinges on the door squeak when Bill and Bea open the door. The camera person swings their camera around to see Bill and Bea exiting the bathroom and we notice both are covered in sweat. We also notice that Bill is holding a toilet plunger in his hand. When Bill and Bea see the camera person they begin to imagine what the camera person, and the viewers, must be thinking, especially with a toilet plunger involved.

Bill:  This is not what you think! Please allow me to explain. Before the camera person arrived I had to take a dump. I’m one of those guys who, when they need to take a serious dump, I get on the toilet and do my business. Well I did it better than I usually do and when I attempted to flush the toilet clogged. I tried again and the toilet was still clogged. I knew if I continued to flush the toilet it wouldn’t clear the clog and the toilet might overflow onto the bathroom floor.

Bea:  Bill called me to help him and the two of us took up the toilet plunger and we were trying to get the clog to drain. We tried then we realized we had to push and pull on the plunger harder. That was the noise and conversation you heard.

Bill:  I knew since we clogged the toilet if we called hotel management they would probably charge us for them to unclog the toilet so we decided to do it ourselves to prevent having to pay a service fee.

Bea:  If you’ll please excuse us for a moment me and Bill will go into the bedroom and get cleaned up and changed. We have a bathroom off the bedroom and the one here in the hallway that got clogged up is the second bathroom. Thanks.

Bill drops the toilet plunger on the bathroom floor and he follows Bea into the bedroom and closes the door behind him. After a short time the bedroom door opens and Bill and Bea come out and sit on the couch with Iris so they can present their comments for Climax Control 355.

THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW

Bea:  I’d like to start our comments by telling you that we’re going to make the bullshit stop now. We’ve had enough bullshit against us and we’re putting an end to it. I demand to know why nobody gets removed from ringside, or suspended, when they physically attack someone during a match, or before a match, or they interfere in a match, but when I simply react to cheating opponents, and those associated with those opponents who interfere in matches, or help our opponents violate the rules, or they perpetrate attacks on me and Bill, that I’m always the one to get punished and removed from ringside while those committing the disgusting cheating acts, violating the rules, or attacking us, are allowed to remain at ringside. Go ahead and attempt to explain and validate that bullshit if you dare. Try as you might I flatly state that THE BULLSHIT STOPS NOW!!!

With that comment Bea flips her middle finger into the camera.

Bea:  In one of Bill’s matches he got attacked while on his way to get into the ring. This happened before he got into the ring and, of course, well before the Referee had the Timekeeper ring the bell to officially start that match. The Referee did nothing concerning the attack on Bill which violated the rules. Nobody else in Sin City Wrestling did anything concerning the attack on Bill. Then the wrestler who perpetrated the attack tried to claim that attacking someone who is on their way to the ring for their match is okay and not a violation of the rules. Seriously? Seriously? SERIOUSLY???  If you all want to go that route then let’s go! Me and Bill can also attack our opponents who are on the way to their match since everyone else in Sin City Wrestling lets it slide when others do that to us. If you’re looking for a war you only have to look at me and Bill.

Bea looks at Bill and she lets him know it is his time to make comments.

Bill:  Well stated Bea! Thanks! I want to take you on a discussion concerning Super Heroes versus Villains. I’ve noticed something and I wonder how many others actually pay attention and notice the same things I notice. With most super heroes they either act alone or have one partner. With most villains they rarely act alone but hire a few, several, or dozens, of partners so they can gang up on the super heroes. I have to ask you to ask yourself this question. If they’re such great, powerful, and intelligent, villains why do they need all that help to take on and try to defeat a single super hero or one that has one partner? Hmmm.

Bill puts on his deep thought look then he continues with his comments.

Bill:  Let me take that concept as it relates to Sin City Wrestling and let’s see what we have. Bea has had many Bombshell wrestlers who have one or more partners to perpetrate attacks on her and others in Sin City Wrestling who don’t bow to them. Same goes for the Male wrestlers I have to put up with here in Sin City Wrestling. They talk a lot of tough talk but they still have to obtain help from one or more partners to perpetrate attacks on me and others. So, all of you who fit into that description of a pathetic piece of shit villain, why do you have to gang up on others when you think you’re unable to be defeated? Only cowards pull that bullshit by hiring friends to gang up on others and then they run around bragging how great they are as individuals. Talk is cheap and apparently you all spend overtime thinking up cheap talk.

Bill gives another stern look into the camera.

Bill:  The bottom line is changing with me and Bea and Vinnie. There are even a few wrestlers that I have made peace with and soon we will be teamed with, and support, them in their wrestling endeavors as they do in supporting ours. Since we know most of you who brag, but need lots of assistance to get the job done, are cowards who need that assistance, we have the advantage. If you attack us before our match officially starts then we’ll do that to you. If you continue to bitch, moan, and whine, to the Referee to get people, especially Managers, removed from ringside, then that will start happening to you and your Managers or Valets. What goes around. . .comes around.

This time Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  We notice that the majority of wrestlers who challenge me or Bea, claiming they can take us out one-on-one, nearly always have to have someone standing by to attack me or Bea, or to interfere in the match, or do something else with the purpose of screwing us out of our win in the match. Only cowards cannot get the job done on their own. I’m sorry that I have to be the one to cram the truth down your throats. We know you hate the truth about you and other wrestlers but we don’t give a damn what you hate! You started this bullshit and we’re putting an end to it!

MAKING A LIST OF THOSE WHO NEED TO BE TAKEN DOWN

Bea:  We’re making a list of those who have given us crap, insulted us, threatened us, either before or during our matches, and those people will be taken down. Since you’re the ones who issued threats we’re the ones who will counter those threats and take corrective action against you.

Bill:  Are we going to tell you which of you are on our list? HELL NO!!! Are we going to tell you what we’re going to do to take action against you to retaliate for your crap or put you out of the game? HELL NO!!! You’ll find out when it hits your face.

Bea:  Here’s the problem with other wrestlers. They believe by giving us crap, insulting us, and attacking us either during or before our matches, that they’re gaining an advantage. Now that shit would work against weak-minded morons and cowardly idiots but not against me and Bill. All you do by your cowardly attacks and insults is prove you ‘re the ones running scared. You have been exposed!

MAC BANE’S TIME TO BE UNDER THE MICROSCOPE

Bill:  Here’s some stuff for you Mac. Remember that Satan tried the same bullshit against me. Remember that for twenty years he tried to win my soul for eternity but he was unable to win my soul for eternity because I’m a genius and he’s a moron just like you are. In Satan’s twenty-first attempt I drew the line and gave him a final challenge. I told Satan he could pick the challenge and I’ll pick who the judges of the competition will be. Satan decided on a dance-off and you can imagine his surprise when I said I’ll pick one hundred of his demon minions to be the ones to vote on our dance contest. Satan was so excited as he thought he knew he had this competition in the bag along with earning soul for eternity. I guess even Satan, who lost to me twenty consecutive times, was still such a moron that he didn’t realize he was going to lose to me again and this time his loss stands for eternity. Oh how surprised Satan was when the final votes came in from his demon minions and he lost the dance off challenge and he had to go away from me for eternity and never challenge me for my soul again.

Bill winks into the camera.

Bill:  Mac let me remind you that my half-brother Chris Shipman promised to kill me and eliminate me off the face of the Earth. He tried everything he could think of and yet I’m still here, alive and well, and nobody knows where the hell Chris Shipman is. I’m still alive and nobody knows if Chris Shipman is even still alive. For damn sure, Mac, if Satan and my half-brother Chris Shipman couldn’t put me away then for you to think you can do it makes your remarks even more idiotic. Mac I will continue charging forward, full-speed ahead, and mow down everyone in my path whether or not they’re  holding a Championship or not. But if it is someone who is holding a Championship, like you are Mac, then I’ll defeat them and earn that Championship when I defeat them. You, and all the other jerks and assholes in Sin City Wrestling kept pushing at us and yet me and Bea held back as we’re not moronic idiotic assholes like you are. However, since you and all the others who who did shit to us think you’re justified in your behavior then we’re releasing the assholes within us and we don’t care who we hurt taking them out to the trash dumpster.

WHAT IS ALLOWED AND WHAT IS NOT ALLOWED

Bea:  Watch all the assholes who perpetrated backstage attacks, attacks on us while we were headed to the ring, or attacks on us before we got into the ring, and attacked us before our match officially started, and who had their thugs attack us start whining and complaining. I can’t wait to hear you all crying when the same stuff starts happening to you. It reminds me of one of my friends. She was married and she would yell and scream at her husband, insult him, demean him, scratch him and make his skin bleed, and threaten to kill him. All this time they were married her husband never lifted a hand to her. He realized he married a disgusting pathetic bitch of a coward so he tried to ignore her and her abuse. One day my friend was abusing her husband again and this time she landed punches to his head and face. Her husband immediately replied by punching her in the face. My friend was so shocked that she started crying and she blurted out: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT A WOMAN! and her husband replied YOU HIT ME FIRST SO THAT MEANS IT’S RETALIATION TIME! Guess what? My friend never hit her husband again after that incident. So to the many cowardly, chickenshit, idiots, here in Sin City Wrestling, who do this abusive crap to others, I warn you now that if you perpetrate that crap again you’ll be taken down and taken out! And don’t run around acting like you’re the victims when you’re the ones who have been perpetrating this crap for a long time!

WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT AT CLIMAX CONTROL 355

Bill:  I’ll start our comments concerning what everyone, especially Mac Bane, can expect at Climax Control 355. First item. You all tried to state that due to the fact that me and Bea were not scheduled for a match at Climax Control 353 that we were running scared. Although all you cowards on the Sin City Wrestling roster tried to play it up that me and Bea were running scared and going into hiding the truth is that we were NOT scheduled by Management for a match for that event so we returned to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to take care of some things to take advantage of the break of being off the card. LIE NUMBER ONE DESTROYED! The second item is that those same cowardly fools then tried to use the same argument when me and Bea were not assigned to a match at Climax Control 354. The rumors were running faster than someone taking a shit when they have a bad case of diarrhea. . .EWWWW!!! Well their bullshit rumors fell dead on the floor like all the other rumors these idiots spread around. For the education of you fools I was selected for Jury Duty in Gwinnett County and when you are scheduled for Jury Duty you must be available for the entire term of that assignment. For me that Jury Duty assignment was from Monday, February 13, 2023 to Friday February 17, 2023. LIE NUMBER TWO DESTROYED!  People even tried to claim that me and Bea won’t be at Climax Control 355. Here’s the truth. Now both of us are available for matches and you see Management has given me a shot at Mac Bane and the World Heavyweight Championship at Climax Control 355.  LIE NUMBER THREE DESTROYED!    So what can you expect from me Mac? A severe ass kicking. . .you lose the match. . .and I walk away as Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion to defend that Championship at Blaze Of Glory XI.

Bea:  What else can you fools expect at Climax Control 355? Expect me to be at ringside, in Bill’s corner, as his Manager, and there’s nothing you idiots can think up as a way to have me removed from ringside serving as Bill’s Manager. Your lies and your attempt to bribe the Referee assigned to this match will fail as I have done nothing wrong. Anyone who interferes in this match. . .anyone who cheats in this match. . .anyone who tries to bribe the Referee in this match. . .anyone who does anything remotely related to an attack on me or Bill. . .will be severely dealt with and you won’t enjoy the outcome unless you enjoy being admitted to an Intensive Care Unit.

Bill:  Damn Bea! You’re fired up more than I’ve seen you previously! If I was in the group of fools and idiots who want to try all that illegal crap to cheat me out of a win in this match I wouldn’t risk doing it and getting severely beat down and possibly sent to the hospital.

Bea:  That what they get if they mess with me and my man!

Bill:  Those jerks and fools should also realize that in addition to you watching things I have Senor Vinnie keeping an eye on things. There are two others in Sin City Wrestling who are watching out for our well-being but I will not mention who they are at this time. Should Mac feel the need to hire people to perpetrate illegal crap and attacks on us then he’ll quickly find out who the other two persons are.

Bea:  Oooooo! I love a mystery! Tell me who they are Bill!

Bill:  Nope! They will not be revealed unless Mac something, or someone who supports him pulls some crap. And if that happens, the the other two persons who are watching our backs will make an appearance and that’s when you, and everyone else, will find out who they are.

WHAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE?

Bill:  In the world of Accounting the Bottom Line is what amount you have remaining after you take into account Income minus expenditures. What is left is your bottom line. Everyone does this type of accounting even if all they do is balance their checkbook and bank account. An example might be that after payday your checking account has $1,000 in the account. For the sake of this example say the amount of your bills you have to pay from this payday is $900. At that point in time you bottom line is $100 in a positive balance. However when you also add into the equation for this payday of having expenses expenses for food and gas for your car you may find that you spent an additional $150 over what your total budget was and now your bottom line is negative $50. Yep. You’re in the hole and couldn’t cover your required expenses.

Bea:  For us the largest expenditure per month from our budget is food for Iris. Damn that Dog can eat a lot! Ha ha ha!

Iris perks up at hearing her name but when she realizes Mommy Bea is teasing her she lets out a snort and returns to her nap time.

Bill:  Mac let’s talk person to person, man to man, wrestler to wrestler. What I’ve seen of you in the sport of wrestling is that although you managed several wins, including earning Championships, you also are like every other wrestler who also has taken numerous losses. This is the case with most wrestlers and you are not an exception to taking losses. With that fresh in everyone’s mind let me tell you about my career in wrestling. Over my 20 years in the sport of wrestling I’ve earned a hell of a lot of wins and a hell of a lot of Championships. I don’t have the exact number of Championships I’ve earned over my career but the number of Championships is not the main objective. The main objective is to give your best performance at all times, obey the rules, and give the fans a great performance. That, Mac, I’ve done over and over and over again while most other wrestlers just act the jerk.

Bea:  When Bill worked in one wrestling federation where Goth was involved Bill won all the Championships available and most of those Championships several times over. Does the term Grand Slam mean something to you? At the time Bill left that wrestling federation he was a multi-time Grand Slam Achiever. Although there are a few people who claim Bill doesn’t have the right to call himself a Grand Slam Achiever due to a new Championship placed into play a few days before e left the Federation. The achievement of the Grand Slam is applied when a wrestler earns every Championship available at the time they earned the Grand Slam.

Bill:  So, Mac, I left that wrestling federation and went to another one where I had a few friends working there. That federation was great but when there came a time when those running the federation had issues on how to run that federation they ended up selling off what they had which caused that federation to close their doors. Fortunately several of those in the federation quickly created a new federation which I became a member of. I quickly earned several Championships. . .legally of course unlike others I know. . .and then I got a World Heavyweight Championship match. I was excited and I went into the match the challenger and walked away from the match as the newly crowned World Heavyweight Champion. Unfortunately, as it goes in a lot of wrestling federations, shortly after I legally earned the World Heavyweight Championship that Federation had disagreements in Management and closed their doors. I was their last World Heavyweight Champion.

Bea:  Bill contacted Sin City Wrestling Management and they graciously asked Bill to join Sin City Wrestling. Bill did not hesitate to join. He knew Sin City Wrestling has some of the best wrestling talent on the planet and he knew the challenges would be there to conquer.

Bill:  The final thing I want you to know Mac is that during my time in Sin City Wrestling I never demanded a shot at a Championship. NEVER!!! as I allow Management to make those decisions. The only requests I made during my time in Sin City Wrestling is when I joined the Federation. I told Management I had three wrestlers I classify as a dream match with them. They were Fenris. . .Griffin Hawkins. . .and Casey Williams. Fenris and Hawkins agreed to the matches and I was thrilled and had an amazing time facing off against them. No I didn’t win those matches but the experience was a thrill. Casey seems to have reservations about facing me even though I told him he was on my dream match list. For the record Casey Williams was the first wrestler to have defeated me in my home town of Oakland, California, and our match was a Hardcore Rules Triple Threat match inside a Boeing 747 parked at Oakland International Airport. One day I hope Casey Williams will offer the dream match so we can go at each other one last time.

Bea:  Everyone needs to remember that all the Championships Bill earned in various wrestling federations were earned legally and  without violating the rules of the matches. Bill doesn’t need to cheat, or to hire interference, or to pay people to perpetrate attacks on his opponents like some of the others in Sin City Wrestling do.

Bill:  Here’s the deal Mac. If you come into our match and you end up winning the match. . .I will be the first person to shake your hand and congratulate you on a fair wrestling match and the fact that you won the match and retained the World Heavyweight Championship. I hope you will do the same in congratulating me on earning the World Heavyweight Championship legally from you as I don’t cheat or violate the rules in my matches. I do ask you, politely and nicely, to prepare yourself mentally that I will exit our match as the newly crowned World Heavyweight Championship as long as you go by the rules and there are no attacks perpetrated. I’m not stating that you cheated against me in the past because you have not. Just stating the saying that goes “desperate people do desperate things.”

Bea informs the camera person that she and Bill and Iris are going to the Reno Events Center to see how many wrestling fans are walking around near the arena even though Climax Control 355 is several days in the future. The camera person informs Bea that they will meet them in front of the Reno Events Center then he cuts his camera feed and the screen goes dark.

MEETING FANS WHETHER THEY ARE PRO BILL BARNHART OR NOT

A short time later the scene comes on our screen and the camera person is following Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, up and down the street in front of the Reno Events Center. It doesn’t take long for wrestling fans to realize they’re looking at Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, and they approach and ask if it is okay to talk with them.

Bill:  Of course it is okay for you, the fans, to talk with us. We’re not like a lot of the other wrestlers who don’t want to deal with the fans. Some of the other wrestlers feel they’ll get contaminated getting close to the fans so they avoid meeting them even though those fans who purchase tickets to wrestling events pay their salaries.

Fan 1:  You are right. Several times we’ve crossed paths with other wrestlers and they act like we are contaminated and will transfer it to them.

Bea:  I assure you we know the fans are the ones who make our contribution as wrestlers worth the expense, energy, and even the injuries some wrestlers sustain over their careers.

Fan 1:  Mind if I ask another question?

Bea:  Please ask.

Fan 1:  There are several other fans walking around outside the Reno Events Center as they are like me that they were hoping some of the Sin City Wrestling wrestlers would also mill around and we could experience a nice one-on-one conversation instead of hiding behind a barrier. Also is it okay for me and the other fans call you Bill, Bea, and Iris?

Bea:  That’s our names so of course it is okay. However if you ask Iris a question we’ll have to translate what she said to you.

Fan 2:  Bea I’m here with my friend who just spoke with you. I want to know if you feel the nonsense of people falsely accusing you of wrongdoing to get you removed from ringside as Bill’s Manager is finally over or do you feel it will continue for a time? I feel that it is pathetic for professional wrestlers to have to resort to petty behavior like that to try to remove the other wrestlers they are afraid of.

Bea:  My thoughts exactly. Bill would you also give a reply to the question from this fan?

Bill:  Unfortunately there’s no way to completely eliminate sneak attacks, backstage attacks, hiring others to interfere in matches, or wrestlers who violate the rules of their match or cheat. That’s the responsibility of Management and the Referee’s involved in the wrestling federations. All we can do as wrestlers it try to get the message across that we’re not going to tolerate their bad behavior any longer.

Fan 2:  Thanks for your answers.

Fan 3:  I’m not with the two previous fans who spoke with you. I’m a middle of the road fan. I don’t fully support you two in the sport of wrestling but I also find it difficult to support a lot of the other wrestlers who violate the rules most of the time. Bill can you give me a good reason why I should fully support you and not other wrestlers?

Bill:  And I thought you were going to give me a very difficult question to answer. The reasons fans should want to support me is that I obey the rules. I support the fans because wrestling federations and their wrestlers would not exist if not for the fans. I can’t change the thought process and bad behavior of other wrestlers but I do work hard to get the interference and violating the rules stuff eliminated.

Bea:  Me and Bill have the same thoughts on this. We can’t change all the wrestlers as some of them will cause themselves to self-destruct due to their behavior. Sometimes the best action is to take no action and just enjoy watching other wrestlers cause their own self-destruction. We have time to talk with one more fan.

Fan 1:  Sorry to get back in line but I really want to ask the final question. Bill I want to know if you were being serious that if Mac Bane doesn’t cheat, doesn’t violate the rules, doesn’t hire people to perpetrate attacks on you, and that he doesn’t allow anyone to interfere in the match, that if he wins without any violations or cheating that you will congratulate him on retaining the World Heavyweight Championship in front of all the fans and cameras in the Reno Events Center.

Bill:  Absolutely! I would do that. I Mac legally wins the match I will congratulate him on the win and his retaining the World Heavyweight Championship. But I also have to be honest in stating that I’ll win the match and earn the World Heavyweight Championship and I will be the one to enter Blaze Of Glory XI as the defending Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion.

Bea:  Thanks to all the fans who decided to come out and talk with us even though this meet-and-greet wasn’t pre-planned. We need to return to our hotel room now and we’ll return broadcasting our comments once we are in our hotel room. See all you fans at Climax Control 355!

Again the camera person turns off their camera and we have a pause in the broadcast until Bill, Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, return to their hotel room. The camera person sets up quickly then they call into the Network to inform them his camera is on and he is ready to broadcast the closing comments by Bill and Bea Barnhart. The scene of Bill, Bea, and Iris, in their hotel room comes up on our screen.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  We’re hearing rumors flying around, mostly from people who claim they heard the comments, and we would like to comment on those rumors. We cannot verify the comments but knowing what we deal with all the time in Sin City Wrestling it wouldn’t surprise me if the these rumors are being spread by the anti-Bill Barnhart and anti-Bea Barnhart people in Sin City Wrestling.

Bill:  One of the things I’m hearing from others is that they want to know if I feel I honestly have what it takes to defeat Mac Bane for the World Heavyweight Championship. I assume they doubt I can defeat Mac since I failed in two previous attempts. I’m one of those people who try to learn from all experiences both in my wrestling career and in my daily dealings with the world. This is what I’ve learned serving in Sin City Wrestling where the competition is at a high level. If you review the history of World War II you’ll notice that the reality of the war in the Pacific theater is that the United States lost the majority of their battles. However I ask those spreading rumors to do something for me. Would you please review that history of World War II in the Pacific Theater and tell the world who won the overall war in the Pacific theater during World War II? Yes it was the United States who won the overall war in the Pacific Theater even though the Japanese won the majority of the battles. As wrestlers all of you should know that it doesn’t count for a damn thing if you win the majority of battles but lose the overall war. If you think I’m trying to deceive you go ask the Japanese, who won the majority of the battles in the Pacific Theater during World War II. Ask them if they feel that when they were winning more battles than the United States got them the overall win. No. They did not win the overall war even though they won most of their battles. They failed to win the overall war. I feel the same going into this match. Like the United States Military who suffered more losses than wins in the Pacific Theater of World War Two, but won the overall war, that I will also emerge victorious and I’ll will win the overall war and become the next Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion at Climax Control 355.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  Since I’ve been accused of doing and saying things I didn’t do or say I want to clear the air. Mac we have been involved in four matches but two of them were Mixed Tag Team matches so I’m not going to talk about them. I’ll only talk about our two Singles matches. Our first match was October 11, 2020 at Climax Control 281. It was a Roulette Rules Hardcore Rules Dumpster Match where the winner was the wrestler who could stuff their opponent into a dumpster and close the lid. You did that and you won the match and, of course, no violation of the rules as it was Hardcore Rules. Our second match was September 18, 2022 at Climax Control 341. You won the match by pinfall. There was no cheating or violation of the rules in this match also. Both your wins over me were clean. I have commented numerous times that many of our opponents have cheated, violated the rules, or hired interference, but that has not been the case in our two Singles matches. And, Mac, just because you won two matches against me in Singles competition doesn’t mean you’ll experience a win over me again. Our upcoming match will turn out differently as you’ll see at Climax Control 355. It will be like the Japanese during World War II in the Pacific Theater winning the majority of their battles only to lose to the overall war to the United States.

Bea:  Some of the others in Sin City Wrestling seem to think they can intimidate me and Bill. I assure you nothing intimidates Bill and he never backs down from anything or anyone. . .ever. One of the songs that represents how Bill is as a wrestler, and in his personal life, is Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers song titled I WON’T BACK DOWN. I turn it over to Bill to present the lyrics.

Bill:  First of all I’m not a big fan of Tom Petty or his band. However I do love the lyrics of I WON’T BACK DOWN as it represents me perfectly. . .especially after I denominated Satan and defeated his sorry ass so that he can never challenge me for my soul again. The lyrics of Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers’ song, I WON’T BACK DOWN are as follows. . .

Well, I won't back down
No I won't back down
You could stand me up at the gates of Hell
But I won't back down

No I'll stand my ground
Won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground
And I won't back down

Bill:  Whether I win or lose this upcoming match against you Mac, to become Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, I will give my best performance. . .I will abide by the rules. . .I will not back down from you. . .and the end result will be a new World Heavyweight Champion crowned in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea informs the camera person that they have finished their comments concerning Bill’s World Heavyweight Championship match against Mac Bane at Climax Control 355. The camera person calls into the Network to ask them how they want to proceed and the Network tells them to cut their camera feed and they cut the camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / DOUBLE THE FUN

« on: February 02, 2023, 10:50:57 AM »

DOUBLE THE FUN FOR ME AND VINNIE

Narrator:  Although Bill lost his match to Helluva Bottom Carter at Climax Control 351 he told me he has respect for Carter for not giving up in their match and keeping the action going. Now, at Climax Control 352, Bill once again teams with Senor Vinnie in a Tag Team match against the team of Mac Bane and Godly Ken Davison. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is in San Jose, California, to be ready for Climax Control 352 at the Provident Credit Union Event Center.

IN SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA, AT THEIR HOTEL NEAR THE PROVIDENT CREDIT UNION EVENT CENTER, WHERE BILL AND BEA BARNHART, AND THEIR ENGLISH BULLDOG IRIS, ARE STAYING FOR CLIMAX CONTROL 352

The scene opens with a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, at The Westin San Jose hotel. The camera person informs them they are live broadcasting so Bill and Bea get ready to air their comments.

Bea:  Bill offered to let me go first with comments. The first item I wish to comment on is the fact that Helluva Bottom Carter violated the rules of the match by attacking Bill while Bill was on his way to the ring and before the bell rang to officially start the match. Did everyone notice that nobody called a foul for cheating on the part of Carter including inaction on the part of the Referee? But when I inadvertently tripped Carter while he was on his way toward the ring to get inside the ring I got removed from ringside where I was legally there serving at Bill’s Manager? Huh? If you all don’t see the bias going on against our side of the wrestling ring then you’re all damn stupid!

Bill:  I know you’re upset that officials at ringside always seem to see things you’re doing when they rarely sees to see things our opponents are doing. That’s part of the situation being a wrestler in this line of work. Just put it behind you, Bea, and move forward. But please keep this item in your mind. My match with Carter was a Grudge Match so that allows for the rules to be stretched without fear of disqualification.

Bea:  Yes, okay, you’re right Bill. It just ticks me off that the officials don’t call things fairly across the board. There was no need for me to be removed from ringside as I was doing my job as your Manager. You continue with your comments, Bill, and I’ll jump in with my comments if I feel the need.

Bill:  Thank you Bea. My opening comments are directed to Helluva Bottom Carter. Yes, viewers, I know that me and Senor Vinnie are facing Mac Bane and Ken Davison in a Tag Team match but Carter deserves to hear my comments. Now, Carter, I didn’t appreciate your attack on me while I was on my way to the ring but it happened, the Referee let it slide as our match was a Grudge Match, and we cannot change what happened. I know you realize that it was a move that some would say makes you look bad for doing it, but that’s behind us now. The fact that we went back and forth, with both of us having the advantage and being on the defense, during the match, I admire that you stayed focused and managed to get the win. We both performed well and you managed to counter my maneuver and that put me in the position for you to get the win. Thanks for giving me a great match and I wish you continued success in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea:  You just said what? You’re being nice to your opponent who attacked you during your entrance? You have way more patience than I do Bill.

Bill:  Although we haven’t had a talk about the future of our wrestling I assure you that I have things working that will benefit both of us and also Senor Vinnie. Be patient and watch as everything come together.

Bea:  Going to be an interesting match for you and Vinnie at Climax Control 352. I’ll be in your corner as your Manager and I have no intention of having false accusations thrown at me to try to get me removed from ringside again.

Bill:  All will turn out as it needs to be Bea. Trust me on that. I’ve had my say to Helluva Bottom Carter but I need to address Mac Bane and Ken Davison for our Tag Team match.

TIME FOR A SHORT BREAK

Bea informs the camera person that they will take a short break to get something to eat then they will return to airing their comments for their match at Climax Control 352. The camera person informs Bea the camera feed is off and that the Network is running advertisements until they return from their snack break.

THE BREAK IS OVER. . .TIME FOR SERIOUS TALK
Live  broadcasting the comments from Bill and Bea for Bill’s upcoming match.

Bill:  To start my comments for Climax Control 352 I wish to let everyone know that I have a nickname other than BULLDOG that I’ve used on occasion. That other nickname is BUG ZAPPER. Yes you heard me correctly that I sometimes refer to myself as Bill BUG ZAPPER Barnhart. Why? It is because I often have to face opponents who are as disgusting as having mosquitoes, flies, and other annoying insects and bugs flying around being annoying. I like to refer listeners to go watch a video of how a Bug Zapper works. You hang it up, plug it in, and when the annoying bugs and insects fly into the light they get zapped. ZZZZZ!!!  Oh, man, I love the sound of annoying insects and bugs getting zapped. The next opponents that me and Senor Vinnie are facing, Mac Bane and Ken Davison, are like those annoying bugs and insects that fly around bothering people and me and Vinnie are serving as bug zappers to neutralize them. Welcome to the wonderful world of Bill BUG ZAPPER Barnhart!

Bea:  Nice analogy Bill.

Bill:  Thanks. As everyone knows I’m one of the most honest and truthful wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling and here I am being honest with everyone again. I’ve been involved in three matches against Mac Bane and I am 0-3 against him. However it should be noted that one of those losses was in the Blast From The Past Tournament. The two Singles matches Mac won the match fairly and that’s how the sport of wrestling goes. However, Mac, things will be different in our Tag Team match at Climax Control 352. As for you, Davison, we have yet to have a match against each other. Since this is the first time we will meet in a wrestling match I would like to inform you of your team’s upcoming loss to our team. No, Ken, I didn’t mumble my words. Flat out I informed you that your team is going to lose to our team. Deal with it as your team has no choice in this one. When this match is over I will be 1-3 against Mac and 1-0 against you.

Bea:  I’ll be watching closely to ensure that you two don’t cheat during the match and that nobody runs into the match and interferes. I plan on having a discussion with the Referee before the match to ensure they do their officiating duties correctly and that they eject the real problem causers instead of always trying to pin stuff on me.

INCOMING PHONE CALL

Bill’s cell phone rings and he apologizes for the interruption while he is commenting on his upcoming match but the call is from Senor Vinnie so he answers the call.

Bill:  Hi Vinnie! I’m in the middle of airing comments for our upcoming match so I put you on speaker so the viewers will also hear what you have to say.

Vinnie:  Before I make comments Pete the Cactus wanted to ask you if he could talk with Iris for a moment.

We see Iris perk up when she hears the name of Pete the Cactus and Iris runs over to Daddy Bill and Bill holds the phone up for Iris to talk with Pete the Cactus.

Pete the Cactus:  !!! !!!! !!! !! !!! (Great to see you Iris! Did you get the special poop bags I sent for your Daddy Bill to use when he takes you for potty break walks?)

Orange:  Woof! Bark! Snort! (Yes I did and they are wonderful! I love the imprints of cactus on the poop bags so every time I go out for a potty break I think of you.)

Bill:  I think that’s enough conversation for you two at this time. When we are all together in San Jose you two can talk all you want. So, Vinnie, what is your reason for calling?

Vinnie:  I wanted to let you know I’m pumped up for our Tag Team match and I want our team to win.

Bill:  However the match goes, Vinnie, that’s how I see it.

Vinnie:  Did you get the coupons for a free Brazilian Wax Job provided by my friend Lolita?

Bill:  Vinnie I’ve told you dozens of times I’m not doing a Brazilian Wax Job as I’m happy how I’m happy in that part of my body and I don’t want to endure the pain. Also I feel that your friend, Lolita, tends to be too “hands on” if you know what I mean. With all due respect he’s a really nice guy but I prefer not to have him fondle me.

Vinnie:  Okay, Bill, but remember those coupons for a Brazilian Wax Job by Lolita are good until the end of 2023. Let’s get ready for our match against Mac and Ken and kick their asses!

Bill:  That’s the plan Vinnie. Thanks for the call.

Bill ends the call with Vinnie. He looks over at Iris who has a sad look on her face and she’s whining because she wants to talk to Pete the Cactus again.

Bill:  Vinnie and Pete will be in San Jose soon and you can go on a dinner date with Pete the Cactus. Until then please relax and chill out.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Mac you talk a lot of shit and I guess you feel you are in a privileged status as you’ve held a lot of Championships in Sin City Wrestling. People like you tend to forget that along with the number of wins in your WIN column you also have a number of losses in your LOSS column. You haven’t won every match you’ve been involved in and nobody in this sport wins every match they are in. Having an inflated ego doesn’t mean you shit don’t stink. I hear the talk in the backstage area from the other wrestlers that when you go to the bathroom to take dump the stench is so horrible they call the police and fire department to come over as they believe there is a toxic spill in the building. Talk all the nonsense you usually talk about leading up to a match. Being over-confident is worse than being under-confident. Maybe you fail to see that concept now but soon you’ll realize you are chasing after invisible treasures. You have been informed and warned.

Bea:  Do you also have comments for Ken Davison?

Bill:  You are a joke in the sport of wrestling Ken. You have been lightly successful in the ring but most of the time it was due to someone doing something during the match to try to rig the match outcome in your favor and with that you emulate Mac. As I stated previously nobody wins all their matches in the sport of wrestling. Everyone takes losses also and that includes you. Be happy taking another loss to me and Vinnie at Climax Control 352.

Bea:  For sure if there is no cheating or interference for your opponents that you and Vinnie will win the match.

Bill:  For sure it will be double the fun beating Mac and Ken down.

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their comments then the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I NEVER TAKE A DIVE IN A MATCH

« on: January 27, 2023, 07:20:07 PM »

I NEVER TAKE A DIVE IN A MATCH

Narrator:  I don’t know how many of you watching today saw the match between Miles Kasey and Helluva Bottom Carter, when Miles Kasey was Roulette Champion, but the match took an odd turn which made it appear that Carter may have purposely taken the loss, or perhaps he was injured and felt that ending the match with a loss was a better choice than risking permanent injury, and it came across as there was a possibility that Carter took a dive. I’ve known Bill Barnhart for a long time and I assure you Bill has never taken a dive in a wrestling match. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart for him to explain everything to you.

When the scene shifts from the Narrator we see that we have been taken to the home of Bill, Bea, and Iris Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person enters their home and they are escorted into the backyard where Bill, Bea, and Iris, are relaxing. Once the camera person gets set up, and they let Bill know they are live broadcasting, Bill begins his comments.

AT THE HOME OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART IN LAWRENCEVILLE GEORGIA

Bill:  Thank you for joining us at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We’ll be leaving soon to travel to Irvine, California for Climax Control 351. Although Irvine is far enough away from Los Angeles, to not be as dirty and corrupt as Los Angeles, the fact that Irvine is close to Los Angeles means that the migration of residents from the Los Angeles and Long Beach areas has brought the image of Irvine down several notches. For damn sure I wouldn’t want to live in Irvine. With me today at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, is my wife  and Manager Bea and our English Bulldog Iris. Before I launch into comments for Climax Control 351 I’d like to make comments concerning my match against Goth at Inception VI which was for the Roulette Championship which I held going into that match.

Bea:  I’d like to comment on your Roulette Championship match at Inception VI. The Roulette Wheel landed on Hardcore Rules, Submission Only, with no Disqualification, so we knew it would be a non-stop brutal match. Even though I was surprised that, at the moment the bell rang to start the match, Melissa tossed a pair of brass knuckles to Goth and he wasted no time using it on Bill. I had to admire her thinking ahead to be ready for whatever match rules and stipulations the Roulette Wheel landed on.

Bill:  I’ll be honest that I wasn’t expecting brass knuckles to be tossed into the ring but when the Roulette Wheel lands on that type of match all participants should expect the unexpected. Even though Goth got the first blow using the brass knuckles I never backed down because I never cower from opponents and I never willingly lose a match just to get the match over with. I kept up the pace of the match, blow for blow, including whacking Goth with the brass knuckles. Although we wore each other down the match came down to Goth getting me in position for a submission win. I had no place to maneuver so I had to submit or there was a chance of me sustaining damage that would take me longer to recover from. Even with the brutality of that match with Goth, and the fact that he earned the Roulette Championship from me, I’m doing very well and my family doctor, Doctor Kim, has given me full clearance to wrestle at Climax Control 351.

Bea:  Bill did you forget about the other comments you wanted to make to Goth and Melissa?

Bill:  Yes. I was looking forward to commenting on my upcoming match at Climax Control 351 so I forgot I wanted to comment to Goth and Melissa. Well, Goth, you stepped up and did what you said you would do which is to defeat me for the Roulette Championship. Leading up to our match you kept trying to explain how you were trying to better yourself and apologize to me for how you treated me, and abused me, in another wrestling federation. Of course I wasn’t willing to accept your apologies due to how much trouble we had between us in the other wrestling federation. When you came into our match at Inception VI you performed very well and you got the win. Due to the fact that you admit to your past mistakes, and how you treated me back in those days, I’ve gained respect for you. When the time comes that you and Melissa wish to sit down with me and Bea and have a talk please let me know and we’ll see where that goes.

APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEIVING

Bea walks over to the barbeque grill and checks the food she’s cooking. Iris is sniffing around the backyard looking to see if the two cats that live next door a have been trespassing on her property. Bill takes a seat at the patio table to continue his comments.

Bill:  There are terms that refer to things that they are not what they seem to be, or that looks can be deceiving, and I’d like to give you an example. Say you have a family in your neighborhood that owns farm animals. Let’s say, for discussion purposes, that one of the animals such as a sheep, goat, pig, or something else, seems to have an injured leg or foot. The man goes to the animal and ties the animal up from behind and holds the animal tightly so he can inspect the animal’s leg and foot. You might expect the man to be closely behind the animal and he might grasp the animal around the animal’s body to keep it from thrashing around. The man is bending over the back of the animal to try to keep it still but he has to struggle because the animal doesn’t know what is going on and the animal is scared. Let’s say that one of the neighbors walks out of their house and they see the man behind the animal, and sees that he is bent forward over the back of the animal, and he’s struggling to keep his balance which causes him to thrust his hips. There’s a damn good chance the first thought the neighbor would likely be that the man is attempting to have sex with the animal. That’s one example of how, often, things are not what they seem and that looks can be deceiving. The man was not trying to rape the animal. . .he was trying to hold the animal still so he could check the animal’s possibly injured leg and foot.

Bea:  Now comes the part where you explain to Helluva Bottom Carter what led you to make a comment that you thought he might have lost his match to Miles Kasey either deliberately or perhaps due to an injury he sustained during the match.

Bill:  The first item I wish to mention, Carter, is that we had a match on August 21, 2022, at Climax Control 340, and you won the match by pinfall. I admit I took you lightly for that match and it cost me the win. Now we meet again and this time it appears you arranged for us to have a Grudge Match. Not sure how we ended up in a Grudge Match as I didn’t ask for that type of match. I guess you have a grudge with me as I surely don’t have a grudge against you. As I mentioned, and as Bea Mentioned, perhaps what took place in your match against Miles Kasey, was an example of those items where things are not the way they appeared to be and that sometimes things can appear deceiving. What I saw during your match against Miles Kasey was that you were dominating the match. I honestly thought you would easily win and was cheering for you to win. The next thing I saw was that you backed off what I consider as you being in position for the win and drop to the mat. Then when Miles went for the win you didn’t move or try to prevent taking the loss.

Bea:  Carter I hope you’ll end up giving everyone an explanation on what really happened in your match against Miles Kasey. I’m sure it will come out that you gave it your best shot and you were going for the win when Miles turned the match on you. As both myself and Bill mentioned it was probably one of those things that don’t always appear to be what they really are and that looks are often deceiving.

Bill:  I’ll give you credit to challenging me to a grudge match even though I have no grudge-related issued with you. Although I feel your anger and rage is mis-directed at me I’ll be at Climax Control 351 to give you the grudge match you desire. Just do a favor and don’t whine, bitch, moan, and complain, when I defeat you as it was you who demanded this grudge match. There’s another term that applies here and that term is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR AS YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT.

WHO I AM AND WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH

Bill:  I want you to know who I am and what you are dealing with. After the previous wrestling federation that I was in with Goth closed their doors I walked away from that wrestling federation as a multi-time Champion, one of the best Hardcore Champions, and held the Grand Slam several times. I ended up in another wrestling federation before signing with Sin City Wrestling. In that Federation I held all the championships including the World Heavyweight Championship. Unfortunately about a month into that Championship reign that wrestling federation closed their doors. That’s when I came here to Sin City Wrestling. Here in Sin City Wrestling I’ve held the Roulette Champion twice and the Mixed Tag Team Championship one time.

Bea:  We are honest that during our reign as Mixed Tag Team Champions we had a very short run. That happens sometimes and we accept the fact that we were defeated for that Championship shortly after earning it. In the sport of wrestling you accept what is. . .you deal with what is. . .you work hard to improve and work your way back up the ladder of success until you get a chance at a Championship again. The concept in the sport of wrestling isn’t to demand shots at Championships, then whine if you don’t get those shots, as you are not in a position to demand stuff. Take note that both myself and Bill have never once demanded a shot at a Championship here in Sin City Wrestling. But even without asking for shots at Championships both of us have been given numerous shots at various Championships. It isn’t a matter of what wrestlers think of themselves. . .what matters is what Management thinks of us. They decide our matches and wrestlers who demand shots at Championships without earning those shots give wrestlers a bad name.

Bill:  So, Carter, do you really know who and what you are dealing with in facing me in this upcoming match? I’ve never backed down from a challenge. I’ve never backed down from a treat. I’ve never cowered before any wrestler. . .ever! Have I experienced pain during matches in the sport of wrestling? Yes and so has everyone else including you. Have I experienced getting cut open and bleeding during a match? Yes and so has everyone else including you. Trust me, Carter, that I’ll not back down, or submit, or give up in a match, no matter what. I didn’t come this far in my wrestling career to be intimidated by a punk like you. You remind me of a tiny little Chihuahua dog with an attitude who runs up to a raging lunatic Pit Bull and starts the fight then gets their ass kicked to hell and back. If you come into our upcoming match with an attitude I’ll damn sure beat that attitude out of you. Be careful how to proceed to this match or you’ll regret your decision.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea checks the food on the barbeque. She takes the food and places it on plates and brings the food to the patio table. Both Bill and  Bea partake of the food and Iris runs over and starts begging for food but she has to wait until later to eat.

Bea:  Carter I know you’re likely to spread the same rumor about me that everyone else has tried to do. You’re likely to claim that the only reason I’m at ringside during Bill’s match is to interfere on his behalf in order to screw you out of this match. Maybe that’s just your pathetic paranoid self freaking out for no reason at all. I’m an officially licensed Manager and I serve as Manager in the corner of Bill and Senor Vinnie during their matches. I know you’re attempting to turn the fans against me and Bill but save your energy as you’re going to need every ounce of energy you can find to last more than five minutes with Bill in this match.

Bill:  Now, Carter, you do possess a very nice record in Sin City Wrestling and I’m not going to try to make it seem like you haven’t been successful. The problem you have is that I’m coming into our match at six feet four inches and two hundred forty pounds. You’re coming into our match at five feet nine inches and one hundred seventy-two pounds. You’re giving up seven inches of height and sixty-eight pounds of weight to me. My height and weight, and my many years of being successful in the sport of wrestling, will be the determining factors in why I defeat you at Climax Control 351. I want you to perform well so everyone will take notice that I straight up out-performed you in every category. When I get done with you they can send you back to the bottom of the ladder to start you working on climbing up that ladder until you start being able to earn decent matches again.

Bea:  And, Carter, if you attempt to cheat in the match, if you attempt to have your friends run in on the match to attack me or Bill, or if you violate the rules in any manner, we have people watching the match to end you and your thugs from trying to cheat for you. If you start the cheating and illegal tactics we will end it.

Bill:  In all honesty I’m a very nice person and wrestler who conforms to the rules of the matches I’m involved in. I normally don’t go off and brutally beat the crap out of opponents unless they start the cheating and perpetrate violence. What opponents start. . .I’ll finish. . .and my finish of their cheating ways is not what my opponents want to experience. So, Carter, I hope you’re proud of yourself for issuing a demand for a Grudge Match even though I feel your demand was misguided and a mistake you’ll have to endure. Then again you asked for it and you’re gonna get it. See you on Sunday, January 29, 2023, at the Bren Events Center in Irvine, California. I make the promise that you’ll walk into the ring for our match as an arrogant and brash punk of a wrestler and you’ll crawl out of the ring a broken and defeated wrestler. Have fun leading up to our match because I’m making damn sure you don’t have any fun in our match. . .only despair and defeat.

Bea informs the camera person that they are done with their comments for Bill’s match at Climax Control 351. The camera person calls into the Network to ask them what they want them to do. They tell the camera person to cut their camera feed and when they do the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / GOTH AND MELISSA WILL BE SHOCKED AT WHAT WE REVEAL

« on: December 09, 2022, 06:32:12 PM »

GOTH AND MELISSA WILL BE SHOCKED AT WHAT WE REVEAL

Narrator:  There’s a lot of history between Bill Barnhart and Goth but most people don’t know the details. Bill assured me he would reveal the truth so everyone will be informed and Goth will be shocked. Also this Mixed Tag Team match between the team of Bill and Bea Barnhart versus the team of Goth and Melissa has an added twist in that Goth is scheduled to face off against Bill Barnhart for the Roulette Championship at Inception VI in January 2023.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in the home of Bill’s half-sister who lives in Oakland, California, which is across the Bay from San Francisco. Bill and Bea are wrestling in a Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 350 at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in San Francisco. The camera person assigned to Bill and Bea informs them they are going live broadcasting so Bill and Bea settle on the couch, while Iris lays down on the floor, and we listen intently.

Bill:  So, Bea, we’re facing off against Goth and Melissa in a Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 350. Since Sin City Wrestling doesn’t currently have an active Mixed Tag Team Division we were asked to do a combined comments session concerning our match and I’m okay with that.

Bea:  Yeah me too. Shouldn’t you tell the viewers who owns this house we’re broadcasting from in Oakland?

Bill:  The person who owns this house is my half-sister. My full sister is the one who passed away at a young age and due to the circumstances surrounding her passing at the hands of Chris Shipman but I try to avoid mentioning the specifics of her death. The only thing people need to know is that Chris Shipman was found guilty for her death and he was prosecuted so I leave it at that. Let me introduce you to my half-sister Starr. Could you please say a few words to our fans?

Starr is nervous as she is camera shy but she steps into camera view to honor Bill’s request.

Starr:  I’m shy and nervous being on camera so I’ll make this short. When I heard that my brother, Bill, and his wife, Bea, were going to wrestle in San Francisco I called them to ask them to stay with me until they’re done with their event in San Francisco. That’s longer than I care to be in front of the camera so I’m going to go out of camera range again.

Starr quickly walks out of camera range and the camera person returns to focusing on Bill and Bea.

Bill:  Bea since we’re required to do combined comments for our Tag Team match how do you want to break the tie between us to see who gets to comment first rather than both of us talking at the same time?

Bea:  That’s easy. I’ll ask the camera person to flip a coin and you get to call HEADS or TAILS while the coin is in the air. When it lands if it is showing what you called then you deliver your comments first and I’ll do my comments after you. If it doesn’t show what you called then I get to go first and you’ll get to present your comments when I’m done. Are you ready Bill?

Bill:  I’m always ready!

The camera person tosses the coin into the air. When the coin is in the air tumbling Bill shouts out HEADS and when the coin comes to a complete stop on the floor it is showing Heads so Bill gets to present his comments first with Bea commenting after Bill is done.

Bill:  HEADS!!! I get to comment first! Sorry Bea but you were the one who decided how we determine who comments first.

Bea:  Yes I did and yes the coin landed on Heads as you called it. Enjoy your time with your comments because I’m ready to jump in and have my say the moment you’re done with your comments.

HOW DO BILL AND GOTH MEASURE UP AGAINST EACH OTHER?

Bill:  Here in Sin City Wrestling I don’t have any history against Goth in the ring. This will be our first meeting in Sin City Wrestling where we wrestle against each other. I come into this match at 6 feet 4 inches in height and 240 pounds in weight. Goth comes into this match at 6 feet 4 inches and 239 pounds. The only difference is that I carry one pound of weight more than Goth and and that doesn’t equate into an advantage. But, Goth, I want to let the viewers know that one of us does, in fact, have an advantage. . .a HUGE advantage. . .against the other but I’ll address that later in my comments.

Bill flashes a sinister grin into the camera.

Bill:  Goth are you familiar with the Clint Eastwood movie titled PALE RIDER? It is a movie about the Old West in a mining area near LaHood, California. The miners, who were not working for Coy LaHood who was the owner of the large mining company there, worked very hard to work the mines they legally owned but they were being terrorized by the owner of a mining company by the name of Coy LaHood. He would beat people, shoot at them, drag them around tied to the back of the horses his thugs were riding, and many other mean things to try to get them to quit mining and sell, or give, their mining land to him. Do some of these intimidation tactics sound familiar Goth? I’ll address the intimidation and threats thing concerning you later in my comments. For now let me continue with the story that took place in the movie Pale Rider.

Bill winks into the camera.

Bill:  Let me continue to enlighten you on what happened in the movie Pale Rider. The owner of the main mining company, Coy LaHood, sent his thugs to put hits on the miners to try to get them to quit and give or sell their mining claims to him. One day a Preacher, portrayed by Clint Eastwood, rode through town and he saw what Coy LaHood was doing to the people there. He was called Pale Rider which is a reference to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as the pale horse’s ghost rider (the person portrayed by Clint Eastwood in the movie) represents death.

Bill laughs loudly.

Bill:  So, Goth, do you want to know what happened? The Pale Rider would deliberately put himself in compromising positions only to have Coy LaHood’s thugs try to take him out only to get themselves taken out by the Pale Rider instead. How did the Pale Rider accomplish this you ask? In one incident the Pale Rider went into a saloon and sat at a table with his back to the entrance door. You should know that they always tell you never sit with your back to the door as you’re likely to get shot in the back. When Coy’s men saw Pale Rider sitting with his back to the door they snuck up to the saloon then barged in only to find the Pale Rider has disappeared. However the moment they turned around to walk out of the saloon the Pale Rider shot them dead. This type of thing happened over and over and over again and Coy’s thugs couldn’t figure out why they couldn’t take out the Pale Rider. The end of the story is that Coy LaHood lost his mining company and the miners he terrorized kept their mines and houses and property and lived happily ever after. So, Goth, in our match you represent Coy LaHood the thug and I represent the Pale Rider. Good luck trying to take me out!

WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN BILL AND GOTH TO CAUSE THIS HATRED?

Bill:  Now I know most of you who either never saw the movie PALE RIDER, or you have seen the movie but with your limited brain capacity you can’t remember what happened in the movie, are scratching your heads and going DUH! so let me present to you, and to my upcoming opponent, Goth, what happened between Goth as the owner and President of the wrestling federation, where he treated me like crap while I was serving as his Vice President.  Hope you’re ready to hear the truth that split up me and Goth because I’m going to give you the true version of what happened between us.

Bill holds up one finger into the camera.

Bill:  The first item is that I was one of the top wrestlers in Goth’s wrestling federation. After I earned the Grand Slam it was Goth who approached me to ask me to be on his Creative team and I accepted. Then he promoted me to be his personal assistant . Then then he promoted me to Vice President. So, you ask, with all those perks and promotions given to me by Goth why did I have an issue? Glad you asked.

Bill holds up two fingers into the camera.

Bill:  After serving as Goth’s Vice President he started overloading me by dumping his work on me. He wouldn’t let me go home, or train for my matches, until all the work he dumped on me was properly completed and filed away. I worked many days until after Midnight before I could leave work and return home. This took a horribly hard toll on me. It wasn’t just the work that wore me out. It was Goth’s continuous insults and him passing his work on me so he could go out and party all night while I did all the work of the Federation so he could get credit for my work. Also included in the drain on me was that Goth was very abusive and he mentally drained me to the point where my wrestling record suffered. It was so bad that I told Goth I’m quitting as his Vice President and Personal Assistant because of his abuse. After I quit working for him in the Front Office my winning record improved dramatically. At that point I told myself when the time comes I’ll get revenge on the jerk named Goth.

Bill holds up three fingers into the camera.

<font  color=yellow>Bill:  Later in that year Goth had a match against Jason Perry in an Electrified Steel Cage Match. I was excited to watch this match as I wanted to see Goth destroyed. During the match both Goth and Jason gave all they had to try to drive their opponent into the electrified steel cage to shock their opponent and win the match. Jason was the one who was able to slam Goth into the the electrified steel cage and Jason held Goth against the cage where Goth was thrashing around like a frog on speed. You’re probably asking why Jason didn’t also get shocked and that’s a great question. Before Jason slammed Goth into the electrified steel cage he donned a pair of heavy duty insulated anti-shock gloves. After determining that Goth could not get off the cage on his own, and he was getting electrocuted so he wasn’t able to say I QUIT to stop the electricity from pulsing through his body, the Referee called the match as a win by submission for Jason Perry.

Bill holds up four fingers into the camera.

Bill:  At the end of the year awards that match I just described won the award for Most Shocking Moment, and I asked to be given the privilege of presenting the award for the Most Shocking Moment to Jason and Goth. I had Goth and Jason join me on the landing. I asked Jason to wait for a moment while I talk with Goth and he agreed. I then asked Goth to sit in a very nice chair. I’m talking a very plush chair that would be at home in any King’s palace. I hope you get a good mental picture that the moment Goth’s arms laid down on the armrests I clicked a remote and metal clasps flipped up and trapped him to the chair along with metal clasps around his ankles. I asked Goth to apologize to me for being a jerk to me for years and he refused to apologize to me which included him spitting on me while he demanded I release him from the chair. I gave Goth a second chance to apologize to me and again he refused. So I flipped the switch and shocked the crap out of Goth. I turned off the electricity and gave him another chance to apologize to me and he refused again so once again I flipped the switch and shocked him. After several bouts of having the life nearly zapped out of him Goth finally apologized to me and I let him go from the chair.

Bill holds up five fingers into the camera.

Bill:  Okay I can make an educated guess that most of you watching demand to know why, if I electrocuted Goth to near death during that presentation, and Goth did grunt out an apology to me, why have I still been hanging on to the grudge when he apologized after I nearly electrocuted him? Well, by golly gee, that’s a great question and I’m here to give you the answer! Although Goth apologized to me on the day of that Awards Ceremony after he apologized to me, when he turned to walk back to his office, he muttered to me, soft enough so nobody else heard it, something like “YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN OVER ON ME TONIGHT BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! I WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH IN THIS FEUD! Well, Goth, you sealed your fate with that parting comment! You couldn’t just walk away and realize the mistakes you made by abusing me in that other wrestling federation! Now you have to face off against me this Sunday evening. Although this is not a Singles match of just you and me against each other, as this is a Mixed Tag Team, I’ll still beat you down, hurt you, and destroy you! I know you’ll try to take advantage of tagging out to Melissa to get away from my beatings but that only means Melissa will have to deal with Bea beating her down. What takes place in this match, Goth, is a result of your behavior in the other wrestling federation we were in. The beating you get from me in this match is your fault and it is due payment for what you did to me back then. Enjoy!

Bill indicates he’s done with his comments and he turns the camera time over to Bea.

BEA LAYS EVERYTHING OUT FOR MELISSA

Bea:  Hi Melissa! Are you enjoying the fact that the reason you’re involved in this match is because Goth was a mean and abusive jerk to Bill in a previous wrestling federation? Are you happy that Goth’s previous actions has caused you to be in the line of fire? Let me lay out some stuff for your enlightenment. Since Bill already went over the height and weight comparison between himself and Goth so I now present to the viewers our height and weight comparison. I come into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds while you come in at 5 feet 9 inches and 130 pounds. The only difference we have is the height. But, Melissa, at 130 pounds and at 5 feet 9 inches you present along the line of Olive Oyl from the Popeye cartoons.

Bea laughs.

Bea:  Now, Melissa, I’m sure you must be familiar with anesthesia. When people undergo an operation the medical team usually used a general anesthesia, such as Midazolam or some other general Anesthesia, which puts the patient into a deep sleep and the anesthesia blocks the pain receptors of the patient so they don’t feel pain during the surgery. Oh how you’ll wish you were under general anesthesia when I beat the crap out of you during our match. I know what you’re thinking Melissa. You’re thinking that will not be an issue during our match because you have the option of tagging Goth into the match when the beating I’m giving you gets to be too much for you to handle. Although that is one of the legal options in a Mixed Tag Team match it doesn’t mean that Goth will want to tag back into the match so that Bill can continue beating down and destroying him.
Goth is likely to refuse to grant you request to tag out of the match and he may just let you to take the beating and lose the match to me so he can protect himself from injury and claim YOU lost the match to us instead of him. If that happens I’m sure you’ll probably decide to go from engaged to Goth to turning down the engagement and freeing yourself from a tag team partner who refused to assist you during our match.

Bea burst out in loud laughter.

Bea:   Let me present another item that needs to be discussed. It’s a thing called attitude. Some people have attitudes because they’re the greatest in their field of work, or in the sport they are in, or they carry a Genius level IQ which is usually listed at an IQ of 130 or higher. For your enlightenment, Melissa, let me run down some reasons me and Bill have justified attitudes. Bill has an attitude when it comes to wrestling because of what Goth did you him in that other wrestling federation. I have an attitude here in Sin City Wrestling because of all the backstabbing assholes in the Federation who falsely accused me of doing something I never did. Also, Melissa, Bill Carries an IQ of 130 which is Genius level and in the top five percent in the world. I’m listed with an IQ of 120 which is only one step down from Genius level. Bill is also working with me and he is working on perfecting other moves and holds for me to use in matches. Remember Bill’s version of the Camel Clutch? Yes, Melissa, Bill has trained me for weeks on that move and I would love to make your skinny Olive Oyl ass submit to me when I lock that hold on you!

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  Another reason me and Bill have an attitude is that the drivers in our area of Atlanta, Georgia, are becoming more reckless and stupid and that makes us generate more attitude. I’m talking about other drivers running red lights, tailgating the car in front of them, reckless changing of lanes, and other stupid maneuvers. Recently we got into Bill’s Hyundai Santa Fe and took a drive to Lilburn, Georgia, which is the next town West of Lawrenceville. We were driving on Lawrenceville Highway which is U.S. Highway 29 here in the State of Georgia. Lawrenceville Highway has two lanes in each direction. Bill is driving and I’m in the passenger seat. We were in the left lane of the two lanes going toward Lilburn. We nearly got hit when the stupid driver in the lane to our right swerves to the left into our lane. Both of us had to slam on our brakes to avoid an accident. Both of us came to a stop in the middle of the Westbound lanes of Lawrenceville Highway. So here we are stopped in the middle of Lawrenceville Highway, with traffic backing up behind us, and both of us got out of our vehicles. And, Melissa, in the same manner that Goth refused to apologize to Bill back in that other wrestling federation so the two persons in the car that swerved into our lane and nearly hit us refused to apologize and tried to blame us for the near accident even though he was the one who served into our lane. Want to know what we yelled at them? Okay so you don’t  want to hear what we told the reckless driver but you’re going to hear it anyway! The reason we went off on this driver is that we all got out of our vehicles and this driver was being threatening to us and telling us he was going to hurt us. Bill yelled at the reckless driver: HEY! IF YOU’RE SO FRIGGIN’ STUPID THAT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO FRIGGIN’ DRIVE THEN STOP YOUR CAR, HAND OVER YOUR KEYS, SURRENDER YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE, AND TAKE UBER!!!  And, NO, Melissa, I didn’t make additional comments to the other driver at that time because I was laughing so hard at what Bill said to the other driver, and when the other driver and his passenger got scared and got in their car and drove off, that I couldn’t stop laughing. So, Melissa, when you and Goth turn out to be so damn stupid you don’t know how to wrestle me and Bill are going to tell you to turn in your wrestling license, surrender your wrestling attire, and go into retirement!

Bea begins laughing so hard that Bill slides over next to her and helps Bea overcome her laughing fit. Once Bea stops laughing both Bill and Bea announce they’re going to make joint closing comments concerning their upcoming match,

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Got your laughter under control now Bea?

Bea:  Yeah I think so. I’ll be fine.

Bill:  As with the crazy reckless driver so it is with crazy reckless wrestlers like Goth and Melissa. There’s a saying that states that some people have a screw loose meaning they’re not 100 percent there mentally, Goth. . .Melissa. . .while some people have screws loose. . .you two have screws missing.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! Now you got me laughing again! HA HA HA!!!

Bill:  Laugh all you want now if you wish. For damn sure after we soundly defeat Goth and Melissa both of us will be laughing all the way into the year 2023.

Bea:  I’m sure you two are familiar with the song SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN so I’d like to give you a few verses of my version of the song as we transition into the closing for our comments today for our match for Climax Control 350.


You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I’m telling you why
The Barnhart’s are coming to town

They’re making a list
And checking it twice
They know Goth and Melissa aren’t nice
The Barnhart’s are coming to town

They know when you are sleeping
They know when you’re awake
They know you two are idiots
And they know you two are fakes

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I’m telling you why
The Barnhart’s are coming to town
The Barnhart’s are coming to town!!!

Bill:  Well done Bea! I had no idea you were going to do a parody song of SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. It was one of my Christmas Gifts for you this year.

Bill:  Bea I want you to comment first on our final closing comments.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. Melissa your fate is in my hands. I’m going to make sure when Bill and Goth are in the ring that Goth won’t get the chance to tag you into the match so he won’t take the loss against Bill. However if you do manage to get tagged into the match then I’ll make sure you won’t get the opportunity to tag Goth into the match to save you from taking the loss to me.

Bill:  Goth my game plan is the same as Bea’s. I’m in this match to make sure that when Bea and Melissa are in the ring that Melissa won’t get the chance to tag you into the match to save her from taking the loss to Bea. But if by some miracle Melissa manages to get you legally tagged into the match I’ll make damn sure you’ll not have the opportunity to tag Melissa into the match to save you from taking the loss to me.

Bea:  I want to win because I want to win. But Bill you need to put the final touches on our comments by explaining why your destruction of Goth needs to be a reality in the way your destruction of your half-brother Chris Shipman put an end to that chapter of your life.

Bill:  As with my half-brother Chris Shipman so it is with you Goth. You know what I went through with Shipman. You know how he physically and emotional abused me and my family including Iris. You know that Chris Shipman vowed to kill me no matter what. But, Goth, that was many years ago. So where is Chris Shipman now? Once I put the final touches on his demise nobody has seen or heard from him. Nobody knows if he went off to another wrestling federation, or he went into hiding, or if he’s still alive. Yet even after all his threats to me I’m still alive and well and still kicking ass! Want to know something Goth? I don’t care if Shipman is in another part of the world, in another wrestling federation, or if he’s already dead and buried! The bottom line is that I destroyed Shipman, and I destroyed Satan, and you’re the next person I’ll destroy and put out of action and possibly into retirement. However I’m also likely to drive you into an Insane Asylum. I’m in this match to put you out of existence, out of my life, and out of the view of the fans! See you two at Climax Control 350 where you wrestle in my original home area, the San Francisco Bay Area, as I was born in Oakland, grew up in Oakland, and we only moved from Oakland, California, to the State of Georgia in 2012. This event is in my home area, where I was born and grew up, and I’ll take pride, and have total satisfaction, in destroying you in my original home town area!

Bea:  I want to remind you of your closing comments for your match to defend the Roulette Championship against Goth at Inception VI in January 2023.

Bill:  To be honest Goth may not be in a working physical condition after I destroy him at Climax Control 350 so if he can’t make it to our scheduled match at Inception VI then I would be defending the Roulette Championship against someone else. So here are my final final comments for today. I was saving the best for my last comments. Goth I’ve been an amazing Roulette Champion and this is my second reign as Roulette Champion. I have no desire to give up possession of the Roulette Championship until I’m ready to do so. Considering how badly I’m going to beat you down in our Mixed Tag Team match this Sunday I’m sure that even with you having several weeks to recover from the damage I inflict on you this Sunday at Climax Control 350 when inception VI comes around you’ll still be damaged goods and I’ll walk away from Inception VI as the still reigning Roulette Champion!

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their presentation and they ask the camera person to cut the video feed. The camera person calls into the Network to get permission to cut the video feed and they give them permission to do so. Initially our screen goes dark but then the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time.

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Climax Control Archives / WHAT? I'M WRESTLING CURIOUS GEORGE AGAIN?

« on: December 02, 2022, 10:32:20 AM »

WHAT? I’M WRESTLING CURIOUS GEORGE AGAIN?

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart is assigned to wrestle against Georgie Robertson to open Climax Control 349. Although Bea lost their first confrontation Bea informed me that she’s winning this match against Georgie and possibly sending Georgie Robertson into permanent retirement.

FLASHBACK TO INCIDENT AT SUGARLOAF MILLS MALL IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

Bea:  I’m broadcasting from the Mechanics Bank Arena in Bakersfield, California where Climax Control 349 is being held. I wish to share a security camera video, with audio, of an incident that happened to me at Sugarloaf Mills Mall which is a short distance from our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. After you watch the video you’ll be returned to me in Bakersfield and  I’ll give follow-up comments.

The scene switches to the security video taken at Sugarloaf Mills Mall in Lawrenceville, Georgia. This is a shopping mall close to the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville. This video of an incident involving Bea Barnhart was provided to Bea, upon her request to Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police, as she wanted to have evidence of what happened that day to present to the police, her Attorney, and to her fans of Sin City Wrestling. The video begins to play and we watch and listen intently.

In the security video we see Bea walking around in Sugarloaf Mills Mall in Lawrenceville, Georgia. While Bea is walking through the mall, and glancing into store windows to see if she wants to go into those stores, a group of six obviously air-headed valley girl wanna-be women walk out of one of the stores and bump hard into Bea. We watch as Bea stops and gives them a look which demands they apologize to her. When the air-headed women fail to apologize for their rude behavior, and bumping into her, Bea confronts them.

Bea:  Excuse me. Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!!! Are you all blind that you can’t see other shoppers and you bumped into me and then you don’t offer an apology? What the hell is your problem?

Women:  Oooooo! Look what we have here! A pathetic little Asian girl who wants to sass us high-class rich girls!

Bea:  Okay! So you’re air-headed and racists too. Not the first time I’ve had to deal with idiots like you! I hold my own with everyone! Too bad you “girls” can’t hold your tongue and you spew out sarcasm, hatred, and racism, and empty threats!

Women:  Oh, puh-leezeeeeeee!!! *rolling their eyes* We could take your pathetic little Asian ass out in a flash!

Bea:  Why do you think that? Is it because there’s one of me and six of you? Even when it is one of me against six of you I’m still more than you six combined could ever amount to! I’m a trained professional wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and you six aren’t even up to half the level I am! If you want to try me then let’s get it on!

Women:  *all laugh loudly which brings a large crowd of other shoppers to stop and watch to see what happens* You’re a stupid Asian slut and you can’t do a thing to us!

Bea:  You stupid f*cking whores! Oooo. . .just addressed half the Bombshell wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling with that comment! As for you six? SERIOUSLY the group of you are pathetic weak sluts and if you want to attempt to attack me you’re free to do so! Since you started this altercation the security cameras, other shoppers, and the half dozen Security Guards from the Mall, have taken note of your treatment of me and your threats! What’s your move now GIRLS?

The mean girls don’t like being talked down to from an Asian so they square off against Bea and they’re ready to make the attack on her. Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police are on the scene and when the mean girls see they are ready to take action against them if they attack Bea the mean girls back down physically but continue hurling threats of harm to Bea. Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police are keeping the six mean girls away from Bea even though Bea asks them to give her just five minutes to dispose of the six pieces of trash mean girls. Both Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police agree and they inform Bea and the six other women that security is still recording their actions. The six mean girls charge Bea and Bea quickly and easily disables them until the six are on the mall floor, moaning and groaning from their injuries, and Gwinnett County Police are taking them into custody to book them for starting a fight in the mall, communicating threats, and racism.

We return to Bea Barnhart in current time where Bea is ready to give follow-up comments concerning the video from Sugarloaf Mills Mall.

Bea:  Six so-called “mean” girls, talking trash, communicating threats to me as an Asian, and threatening bodily harm to me. What a joke! In less than five minutes I had all six of those means girls on the floor of the Mall crying and moaning from their injures. Yes the Gwinnett County Police charged all of them with communicating threats, racism, and causing a disruption of services in Sugarloaf Mills Mall. Did they charge me with any violations of the law? Nah! I’m untouchable.

Bea laughs loudly.

CAN WE TALK HONESTLY TO EACH OTHER?

Bea:  My next wrestling match is at Climax Control 349 on Sunday, December 4, 2022, We’re going to be in action at the Mechanics Bank Arena in Bakersfield, California. Thank gawd we’re not having to be in action in Stockton as Stockton has become the gang member capital of California. Well, Georgie, we get to have another match against each other. Our first match was at Climax Control 339 on August 14, 2022. You managed to get a pinfall over me for the win but that’s not going to happen at Climax Control 349. Georgie you need to know that I took you lightly in our first match because you’re a joke around the sport of wrestling. By taking you lightly you were able to get the pinfall on me. I commend you on what you accomplished that day but our upcoming match is a different day. . .a day I soundly defeat you and humiliate you in doing so.

Bea flashes a huge grin.

Bea:  Remember how I previously compared you to Curious George? Remember I told you I feel you’re a joke when it comes to the sport of wrestling? Well that was before our first match and, to be honest, I didn’t think you had what it takes to step through the ropes without tripping yourself up let alone perform adequately in a wrestling match. Since I took you lightly in our first match I took it easy on you. Yes I expected the win but I let it slip through my hands. Well, Curious Georgie, if you think that’s going to happen again in our upcoming match you’re seriously deceived. I won’t give you a chance to get the upper hand on me in our match. I won’t give you openings you can use against me. If you win for damn sure it will be classified as a miracle as there’s no way you’re going to defeat me as I’m not going to give you openings to take advantage of.

Bea snaps her fingers into the camera.

Bea:  So, Miss Georgie Robertson. . .Curious George. . .whatever people are calling you. . .be ready to lose as I’m ready to win! See you at Mechanics Bank Arena in Bakersfield, California, on Sunday, December 4, 2022, Well that’s if you still have the courage to show up for our match. And I almost forgot to tell you to say HI to The Man In The Yellow Hat!

Bea bursts out in laughter over her closing line and then she gives the cut sign to the camera person and they call into the Network and the Network switches over to programming normally scheduled for this time period.

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Climax Control Archives / MILES KASEY IS MILES AWAY FROM MY ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

« on: November 25, 2022, 05:06:23 PM »

MILES KASEY IS MILES AWAY FROM MY ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is the Main Event for Climax Control 348 with a defense of the Roulette Championship against Miles Kasey. For those of you who don’t know it was Miles Kasey who lost the Roulette Championship to Bill Barnhart at Climax Control 312 on October 3, 2021. I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart for him to present his comments and thoughts on this match.

THERE’S NO EXPIRATION DATE ON MY REIGN AS ROULETTE CHAMPION

The scene changes from the Narrator to Bill Barnhart who is sitting in the Starbuck’s Coffee location, at 800 West Olympic Boulevard, in Los Angeles, which is near the Microsoft Theater where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 348. The camera person assigned to Barnhart to air his comments is set up and he tells Bill they are live broadcasting. Bill sips his coffee then looks into the camera to begin his comments.

Bill:  Hi, Miles, how are you feeling today? You must be feeling like crap since I earned the Roulette Championship from you in October 2021. Finn Whelan then won the Roulette Championship from me on April 3, 2022, in a brutal 12-Stage match. When we ended up 6-6 they held a tie-breaker and Finn won. I have no issue with losing the Roulette Championship in that manner as both myself and Finn gave an amazing performance and Finn earned the Roulette Championship. Then in July 2022 at Summer XXXTreme X, we were involved in a Roulette Championship match with Alexander Raven holding the Roulette Championship. The first two wrestlers eliminated were Finn Whelan and you Miles. I was the third eliminated thereby giving Alexander Raven the win and he retained the Roulette Championship. Even in a multi-wrestler match you were still behind me as you got eliminated before I did.

Bill pauses his comments to sip his coffee. He gives a wink into the camera then continues with his comments.

THERE’S NO EXPIRATION DATE ON MY REIGN AS ROULETTE CHAMPION

Bill:  So, Miles, that’s the history we’ve had up to this point in time so now it is time to talk about the future we’ll have on Sunday, November 27, 2022, at Climax Control 348. Since you’re going to brag how easy it will be for you to defeat me for the Roulette Championship, even though you failed to regain it when you had the chance, let me give you a comment you can be guaranteed is truth:  THERE’S NO EXPIRATION DATE ON MY REIGN AS ROULETTE CHAMPION!!! You heard me correctly Miles. I didn’t mumble. I didn’t murmur. I didn’t stutter. Flat out and in your face you heard me correctly state that I don’t plan on giving up possession of the Roulette Championship and for damn sure I’m not giving up possession of it to you at Climax Control 348.

Bill pauses again to finish his coffee then he orders another one.

MILES IS DISRESPECTFUL

Bill:  Now, Miles, I’m sure you think your shit don’t stink but I assure you when you take a dump people don gas masks to keep from passing out from the stench. I know you’re going to hurl stupid, ignorant, rude, and disrespectful comments my way hoping that by doing so you can cause me to get distracted. Nah! Dumb shit like that doesn’t distract me! Hurl all the stupid, vile, and disrespectful comments you want in my direction. My bottom line doesn’t change regardless of what my opponent does, attempts to do, or threatens to do. I have a comment I’ll share with you so you can’t claim that I never told you. That comment is:  JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE JEALOUS THAT I’M A TWO-TIME ROULETTE CHAMPION DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DISRESPECT ME! Was that simple enough for you to understand? I hope so!

 The server at Starbuck’s brings Bill’s coffee to his table. Bill drinks a bit of the coffee before continuing with his comments.

SATAN COULDN’T DEFEAT ME SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU CAN? IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL IF, OR WHEN, I LOSE THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP.

Bill:  Miles. . .Miles. . .Miles. . .You need to remember, and never forget, that Satan was defeated by me and he is banned for eternity from every challenging me for my soul again. Take into account if I accomplished that against Satan then what the hell makes you, and everyone else, think you’re better than Satan was against me?

Bill asks for a sandwich from the server and he gives them his order and they go to prepare the sandwich for him.

Bill:  My next comments not only apply to you, Miles, but to anyone else who feels they’re a bigger bad ass than I am. They may think they can defeat me but they need to remember that I just mentioned that for someone to defeat me it would be like a cold day in Hell. Since I own Satan, as I defeated him in a Contest he chose, and since Satan likes Hell warm, I like to keep Hell cold for his sorry ass. If you want to know about those cold days in Hell then go talk to Satan and he’ll tell you that when I shut off the heat in Hell, and everyone there is suffering during those cold days in Hell, and they are begging Satan to turn on the heat, but his only answer he can give them it he has no control over Hell any longer since Bill Barnhart defeated him and Bill now controls Hell. Go ask them! I dare you! I’ll wait while you ask them!

WHAT A ROULETTE CHAMPION SHOULD BE

Bill:  Miles I believe I’ve said enough for you to fully understand that you made a mistake signing this match with me for the Roulette Championship so I want to move on to other comments for your enlightenment and the enlightenment of everyone watching. My comments pertain to the concept of what a Roulette Champion should be.

The Starbuck’s server bring Bill’s sandwich to his table. Bill thanks them and he takes a bite of the sandwich before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  Please allow me to enlighten you on what a Roulette Champion should be. . .

A Roulette Champion should be ready for any match stipulation the Roulette wheel lands on .

A Roulette Champion should not be afraid of anything the Roulette wheel can land on to determine the type of match they are in.

A Roulette Champion should be able to adapt quickly after the Roulette wheel has determined the match stipulations. There’s no need for deep thought at that time. There’s no need for hesitation at that time. They have to be like Nike and JUST DO IT!

A Roulette Champion  should not fear any opponent.

A Roulette Champion should always be ready for anything.

Bill:  I could add more to that list but what I stated are the core elements of a Roulette Champion.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  I just turned 39 years of age on November 14, 2022. So many in Sin City Wrestling claim I’m too old to be wrestling and that I should retire. Some of you have even gone so far as to claim you would never support a wrestler of my age. Seriously? Are you really being serious with those comments? If you are serious with those comments then you are more f*cked up than I previously thought you were.

Bill eats half his sandwich and drinks half his coffee.

Bill:  So you assholes are trying to disrespect me because I just turned 39 years of age on November 14, 2022. You make comments such as I’m too old to wrestle, or the fans don’t want to see a person that old wrestle, and other idiotic comments. So let me enlighten you moronic hypocrites.

While you won’t support me for being 39 years of age you support and cheer wrestlers who are in their 60’s and older. You support some ass clown with a 1950’s porn star type of moustache who makes an appearance and then tries to make the crowd think he’s tough by ripping his flimsy tee-shirt off.

You cheer on wrestlers who wear makeup and are in their upper 50’s to mid-60’s.

You support and cheer a guy who tries to be looked at as a person who puts deceased people into their graves yet his is in his upper 50’s.

You even cheer for some goofball who is in his early 70’s and gets too winded just walking out of his dressing room that he can barely talk and what does come out of his mouth is mumbled, hoarse, and meaningless.

So if you support wrestlers in their 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s, then get the hell out of my face for my age of 39 years!

Bill finishes his sandwich and coffee and he is ready to return to his hotel.

Bill:  Say what you want about me. Make comments that you think I’m too old be be actively wrestling. Tell others that I suck. I honestly don’t care what you think or what you say because no matter what you say about me I tell the truth and you all look stupid. As for you Miles? Be ready for me to defeat you and you lose this match because I’m damn sure going to win this match and retain my Roulette Championship because I’m for damn sure ready to defeat you and walk away still the Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion! Good evening!

Bill signals the assigned camera person that he is finished with his comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / FINN IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU IN THE WRESTLING RING AGAIN

« on: November 10, 2022, 11:11:50 AM »

IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET FINN WHELAN IN THE RING AGAIN

Narrator:  Bill talked to me earlier this week to let me know he’s honored to be in the Main Event against Finn Whelan at Climax Control 346. Their Championships are not on the line in this match so it comes down to a match of respect and honor for both wrestlers. I’ll turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

FINN IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU IN THE WRESTLING RING AGAIN

The scene comes into focus and we see Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, walking around in their front  yard. The assigned camera person keeps focused on them as they move around doing stuff and playing with Iris.

Bill:  Welcome to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia! We apologize that we are in very casual surroundings, rather than being in a broadcast studio or presenting our comments from our living room, but that’s what we decided and that’s what we’re doing. We’ll be leaving Lawrenceville, Georgia, soon to go to Long Beach, California, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 346 at the Walter Pyramid. My father, Master Chief Petty Officer William Barnhart, spent some of his time in the Navy stationed in Long Beach, California. I’ve only stopped in Long Beach a few times but not for very long. When you remember that I’m an Oakland, California, born and raised boy then you understand my dislike for places in California that are not associated with the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Area.

Bea:  Me and Iris will be traveling with Bill for his upcoming match against Finn Whelan.  We’ll bring Iris but we’re not sure yet if she will be allowed at ringside to be with me when I serve at Bill’s Manager for this match.

Bill:  Well, Finn, here we go again. The match I had against you for the Roulette Championship, which was at Climax Control 326, was one of the most innovative and demanding matches I’ve been assigned to in my wrestling career of course with the exception of the many extremely violent matches I had against my half-brother Chris Shipman. Our match was a 12-Stage match where there were 12 stages that each of us could win or lose. The match was to continue and when the bell rang to end the match the wins by each wrestler were to be counted and the wrestler with the most wins out of the 12 stages would be declared the winner. At the end of the 12th stage of our match we were tied 6 to 6 so Management came up with a tie-breaker final challenge. It was to battle in, around, and on top of, a steel cage. Finn you managed to get the better of me that evening when you managed to launch me off the cage for the win. At that time I held the Roulette Championship for six months so I had nothing to feel bad about. Finn I admire you for how you handled yourself in that match. And, Finn, it is a pleasure for me to have this match with you at Climax Control 346.

Bea:  We walk into Climax Control 346, with Bill and Finn facing off against each other but without their respective Championships on the line. This match comes down to respect, honor, and who can endure the longest. And, well gee, we all know Bill is the wrestler who can endure the longest and win this match.

BILL RUNS DOWN THE POSSIBILITIES

Bill:  Finn when you earned the Roulette Championship by defeating me, at Climax Control 326, in a brutal 12-Stage match, that ended up going to a tie-breaker stage which you won, I knew at that match you would be a great Roulette Champion and you proved me right. Then you went on to face Ken Davison for the World Heavyweight Championship at High Stakes XII and you earned the top Championship as well. I’m glad Management didn’t make our upcoming match where both our Championships were on the line. Without being focused on our two Championships this match comes down to who can give the better performance without a Championship in play. I know you’re at the top of your game but you need to know that I’m at the top of my game also. I’m looking forward to an epic match against you on November 13, 2022.

Bea:  Did you forget to mention why else you’re excited about this match on November 13, 2022?

Bill:  No, Bea, I was waiting until after my main comments to bring that up. Me and Finn are wrestling in the Main Event on Sunday, November 13, 2022, at Climax Control 346. My 39th birthday is on November 14, 2022. Bea has planned a lavish birthday party celebration after our match and all the Staff and Roster and roster members are welcome to attend.

Bea:  Now we’ll find out which of the wrestlers can put their egos aside and NOT work to destroy Bill’s birthday celebration.

Bill:  Well, Bea, we can’t expect a group of uneducated moronic fools to act civilized and not start a riot.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bill:  So, Finn, what’s the bottom line? Yes you can brag that in our 12-Stage match for the Roulette Championship you won 6 of the 12 stages of the match. Although that’s the truth the truth also needs to include that I also won 6 of the 12 stages of that 12-Stage match. When they had to throw a tie-breaker into the match they made it a cage match and while we were fighting it out on top of the cage you managed to trip me up and I feel off the cage and you got the win. Although I admire you for hanging with me in that 12-Stage match, and obtaining the win in the tie-breaker stage that was added to the match, both of us know that match could have ended up as a win for either of us. It happened that on that night you won the tie-breaker stage and you earned the Roulette Championship from me.

Bea:  What you did, Finn, was similar to someone pouring cereal into a bowl and then picking up a carton of milk to pour it into the cereal in the bowl. Get a mental image of someone picking up a carton of milk and it slips out of their hand while they are trying to position the carton of milk to pour into the cereal in the bowl. But the bowl slips out of their hand and drops on the dining table spilling the milk. Now, Finn, just because 25 percent of the milk spilled happened to land in the bowl of cereal doesn’t mean it was planned. It isn’t something you can take credit for and brag about it. It was just something that happened. And if the person who dropped the carton of milk, spilled it, and managed to have 25 percent of the milk land in the bowl of cereal, that doesn’t  mean they’re competent and meant to do it that way.

Bill:  Finn I don’t win matches by bumbling around spilling items and then taking credit if my mistakes turn in my favor. I have no clue what you plan on talking about leading up to our match but if you talk shit then I can take that shit and shove it down your throat. That’s all I have to say to you today. The rest of my talking will be done in the wrestling ring at Climax Control 346.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  I’m going public to denounce the bullshit directed at Bea. She’s the legal Manager for myself and Senor Vinnie. However when she showed up to serve as Vinnie’s Manager her opponent whined, and cried, and threw a temper tantrum, demanding that she be banned from ringside. And, of course, the officials took their side and banned Bea from rightfully serving as Manager in that match for Vinnie. If you try to get Bea banned from my corner to serve as my Manager there will be hell to pay. Bea hasn’t done anything wrong since the so-called spray perfume incident so back the hell off of her or you will be physically hurt.

Bea:  If I was trying to hide something that is illegal or against the rules then answer this question. Why is it I come to the ring, either as a wrestler in the match or as Manager for Bill or Vinnie, and immediately get accused of doing something illegal when I’ve done nothing wrong? I always offer myself to to the inspection from the Referee to ensure I don’t have any foreign objects, substance on my body or clothing, or anything else. A person who has to cheat for a living never offers themselves up for inspection to see what they might be hiding.

Bill:  So, Finn, here’s my final comments for today. Bea will be in my corner as my Manager and she has the legal right to be there as she has a Manager’s License. If you, or anyone associated with you, try to demand Bea be removed from my corner and ringside, or if you start hurling the same false charges Bea has already been cleared of, or if you or anyone associated with you attacks Bea, then that will officially release me from strictly adhering to the rules of our match. What that means to you, Finn, is that if you or your friends, try shit concerning Bea then you get a hell of a beat down from me. And if that beat down happens due to your arrogance and stupidity you’ll be able to change your nickname and I have a great nickname for you. “FINN *I GOT MY BEAT DOWN BY BILL BARNHART* WHELAN.* And, by the way Finn, when I lock in my Bill Barnhart Camel Clutch and you tap out I will have made my point clear. I made my move Finn. What’s your next move going to be?

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their comments and the camera person cuts their feet and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / SELEANA ZDUNICH AGAIN

« on: October 13, 2022, 06:48:20 PM »

SELEANA ZDUNICH AGAIN

Narrator:  There’s no talking around the fact that Bea Barnhart has been in five matches involving Seleana Zdunich and Bea has yet to walk away with a win. I now turn you over to Bea Barnhart to let her give you the background on those matches and what she plans on accomplishing against Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 345.

BEA’S HISTORY AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

The scene opens in Bea Barnhart’s hotel room at a hotel located near the Laughlin Event Center in Laughlin, Nevada. Bea secured a very nice suite and we can tell she likes her accommodations, and even more so since her husband Bill, and their English Bulldog Iris, remained home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, as Bea can enjoy the large suite for herself. Bea looks into the camera as she waves a sheet of paper in the air then she begins comments for her upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich.

Bea:  On this paper I have listed the five matches I’ve had where Seleana Zdunich was involved in the match. I’ll go over each match to explain how the matches turned out.

Bea shakes the paper in front of the camera.

Bea:  The first match I had with Seleana was March 1, 2020, at Climax Control 261. I was only two months as a wrestler in the sport at that time so nobody expected me to win and I didn’t win as Seleana pinned me and I lost.

Bea moves on to her second match where Seleana was involved.

Bea:  The second match where Seleana was involved was on November 8, 2020, at Climax Control 285. Again Seleana defeated me by pinfall.

Bea looks into the camera then back at the sheet of paper.

Bea:  My third match where Seleana was involved was September 12, 2021 at Violent Conduct VII. I lost again to Seleana by pinfall.

Bea lets out a sigh.

Bea:  The fourth match I had against Seleana was on October 10, 2021, at Climax Control 313. Yes, you guessed it, I lost to Seleana by pinfall.

Bea rolls her eyes.

Bea:  The last match I had with Seleana involved in the match was on January 23, 2022, at Inception V. This was a Triple Threat match to qualify for the Bombshell Internet Championship and both myself and Dani Weston lost the match when Seleana pinned Dani and not me. It was a loss I was given for not directly getting pinned but that’s how the sport of wrestling, and Triple Threat matches, work in some cases.

Bea places the paper next to her then she looks into the camera to continue her comments.

Bea:  That’s the history I have in five matches where Seleana Zdunich was involved. I lost four of them straight up to Seleana and the fifth one she pinned Dani Weston but I still had to take  loss in that match even though I was not the wrestler who was pinned.

WHAT’S NEXT?

Bea:  When the Card for Climax Control 345 was made official, and I saw I was facing Seleana Zdunich again, I knew destiny had dropped this match in my lap as I’m the future of the Bombshell Division. With a win over Seleana I’ll be catapulted to the top of the ladder and have more challenging matches and more matches that lead to a shot at Championships.

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  I talked with Bill, before I left to travel to Laughlin, Nevada, for Climax Control 345, and he agreed to give me training so intense that I’ll be able to defeat anyone and everyone sent my way. No I didn’t allow the public or news media into my training facility. This is because they don’t need to know how I train, and what I’m training for, as that’s none of their business. The only thing everyone needs to know is that my intense training with Bill and his trainers is designed to allow me to enter any type of match, against any opponents, and come out the winner.

Bea flashes a smile.

Bea:  Just so you know I’ve had many people come to me and they want me to tell them what type of training Bill and his training staff has given me. They want me to tell them what moves and holds I plan on using that are not listed on my Bio Sheet. Common sense, which most people don’t have, should tell them that no wrestler will list every move, hold, or maneuver, they know and use, on their Bio Sheet as you always have to leave the element of surprise when they meet you in a match. They want me to make public what I plan on doing so Seleana will be able to prepare to defend against me. Ha! No f*cking way fools! Let Seleana deal with what I dish out to her in our match!

Bea raises her fist and shakes it in front of the camera.

LAYING IT OUT FOR YOU

Bea:  I hear the behind-the-back talk others are doing against me. I hear the insults and condemnations others are sending my way. I hear others laughing and claiming I’m not who I claim to be. So now I’ll lay it out for you so you cannot use the bullshit excuse that you weren’t told. I’m trained by my husband, Bill, who has an amazing record of surviving where others quickly perish. Bill stood up to Satan and defeated him so that Satan can never challenge him for his soul again. Yes I was trained by someone so damn awesome he defeated Satan. Bill also defeated his half-brother, Chris Shipman, to the point where Shipman retired from wrestling and hasn’t been heard of since. Yes I was trained by someone so damn awesome he defeated one of the most violent, evil, disgusting, and mentally disturbed wrestlers on the planet. I could go on for a long time and tell you all Bill has discussed with me, with the exception of what he wants me to do to Seleana during our match, but I don’t feel like doing that. Just watch me and be prepared to be amazed when I cram the truth down your throat!

Bea lets out an evil laugh.

Bea:  Seleana I want you to know that Bill passed on to me his experience from when he worked in wrestling in countries where their wrestlers wear masks. Some wear masks due to not wanting friends or relatives knowing they participate in the sport of wrestling. Some wear masks with clear eye holes while others, not wanting to be identified by their eyes, wear masks to hide their eyes while still allowing them to see out of the mask. Bill trained me to recognize pain, agony, and desperation, in the eyes of opponents. And for those, like you, who think you can mask the pain in your eyes and on your face Bill trained me to recognize the body language of opponents so I know when they are hurting, in agony, and desperate to get away from their opponent and hide. Bill is a fantastic instructor and I’m a fantastic student. Hide everything you want to hide Seleana. Try to hide your pain. Try to keep me from seeing the pain in your eyes. Try to hide your body language that tells me you’re in severe pain. You can try. . .try. . .try. . .and while you’re trying I will. . .will. . .will. . .inflict more pain on you!

Bea grins a huge Joker-like grin into the camera and then she rolls her eyes as she imagines the facial expressions Seleana is making in response to her comments to her.

Bea:  You have so much to lose in this match and I have so much to gain. You are over-protective of how you appear to the fans while I don’t give a damn what the fans think as I think for myself. Seleana I’m sure you’re familiar with the saying that goes IT ISN’T THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT. . .IT IS THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG. A small breed dog can take out a large breed dog if the motivation is there. It’s happened before and it will happen again. Maybe you look at me like I’m the Chihuahua to your concept that you think you are a Pit Bull. It doesn’t matter what you think, or what you think you know, or what your opinion is of me, I’m winning our match.

Bea again flashes a huge smile before closing her comments.

Bea:  Oh, Seleana, how getting lucky and getting a few wins over another wrestler has caused you to not believe you can be defeated. Oh, Seleana, how those wins over me has caused you to become complacent and uncaring. You’re welcome to think of me as an easy wrestler to defeat if that’s what you want to do. Awwww!!! Wait until you see what I bring to our match! Wait until you feel the blows I lay on you! Wait until you feel the pressure from submission holds I lay on you! Only then will you believe I’m telling the truth and you were the one telling the lies. Enjoy your life leading up to Climax Control 345 because after I destroy you, and beat you senseless, you’ll no longer enjoy your life.! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

While Bea is laughing loudly the camera person places their camera into a slow fade to black and when the scene fades totally the camera feed is cut and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I AM DESTINED TO BE ROULETTE CHAMPION AGAIN

« on: October 07, 2022, 08:52:49 AM »

I AM DESTINED TO BE ROULETTE CHAMPION AGAIN

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart has been placed in a four way match at Climax Control 344 against Agostino Romano, The Troll, and Alex Rush with the winner getting a shot at the Roulette Championship. Agostino Romano? Alex Rush? The Troll? Seriously? Oh, man, this is going to be an easy win for Bill Barnhart.

The scene changes and we are taken to the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bea has returned from her wrestling trip in Henderson, Nevada, and now it is Bill’s time to take off to Sparks, Nevada, for his match and Bea will remain in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to keep care of Iris. They are in their living room sitting on the couch and Iris is sniffing around the room but we’re not sure what she would be trying to sniff out. When Iris sees the camera person she flops on the floor and gives a funny look into the camera.

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Bill:  Iris you’re silly! I may have to have Bea take you out for a walk if you’re going to keep getting in front of the camera and distracting them.

Iris takes the hint and she walks out of camera range.

FACING THREE LOSERS

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today. As you know I remained home while Bea wrestled in Henderson, Nevada for Climax Control 343. Although she didn’t win her match against Jessie Salco and Mercedes Vargas she performed very well. I get to go to Sparks, Nevada, for Climax Control 344, where I  get face off against Agostino Romano, Alex Rush, and The Troll, with the winner of our match getting a shot at the Roulette Championship. Talk about an easy assignment! I get to face three opponents but even with their wrestling abilities are combined their total amount of wrestling abilities only equals one-half of me. I guess I could feel sorry for them but I have no compassion for losers, fools, and jerks.

Bea:  Don’t you think you’re being too hard on your opponents?

Bill:  Hell no! I’ve defeated Agostino Romano three times in three matches and he hasn’t defeated me yet. I’ve never had the displeasure of facing off against Alex Rush. As for The Troll I had one match with him and I defeated him by submission using my  Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammerlock. No way I can be classified as being too hard on my opponents when the three of them are losers.

Bea:  Okay. Are you going to tell the viewers your Three Stooges comparison?

IT IS LIKE BEING IN A THREE STOOGES MOVIE

Bill:  Yes I will. I feel I’m like Moe who was the leader of The Three Stooges. I see Alex Rush sort of like Larry. I see Agostino Romano sort of like Shemp. And I see the overweight mommy’s boy, The Troll, like Curly.

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Bill:  Yes my upcoming match against Agostino Romano, Alex Rush, and The Troll, reminds me of all the Three Stooges movies I’ve watched. I’m like Moe in that he’s the leader of the pack, he doesn’t take crap from Larry, Curly, and Shemp, and he slaps and kicks them around to bring them to their senses. Then again it’s difficult beat some sense into idiots. My opponents are like Larry, Curly, and Shemp. They’re like Larry in that he is not of the Howard family name as Moe, Curly, and Shemp are Howard family members. Even though Larry is an outsider to the Howard clan his presence in Three Stooges movies worked well for the storyline. They’re like Curly in that they are big mouthed but they can rarely accomplish things correctly. They’re like Shemp in that Shemp only got into the Three Stooges movies because his last name was Howard and he’s related to Moe and Curly. On his own Shemp sucked. There you go. In just a short time I explained why my three opponents suck and they’ll be destroyed by me.

WHAT CAN WE EXPECT IN OUR MATCH?

Bill:  So Agostino, Alex, and Troll, what can you expect in our match? To start with you can’t expect to see Bea at ringside as my Manager as Bea is remaining in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to take care of Iris during my trip to Sparks, Nevada, for Climax Control 344. So what can you expect? You can expect me to destroy you again Agostino. You can expect me to humiliate you again Troll. And since this is your first match against me Alex you can expect me to whup you so hard that you won’t be able to remember your name Gee, Agostino, how does that make you feel? Like crap? Good! Gee, Troll, how does that make you feel? Like the loser you are? Good! And what about you Alex? Did you get a “rush” from my explaining to you that I’m going to beat you senseless in our match? Good! Your “rush” is going to be short-lived once you realize what you got yourself into when you signed your name to join this match.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Now boys. . .yes I called you three “boys” because you don’t deserve the honor of being called men. . .we don’t know yet, but we can assume, that our match at Climax Control 344 is going to be under Roulette Rules based on a spin of the Roulette Wheel. After all the winner earns a shot at the Roulette Championship so that’s how we should expect it to work. Regardless of whether the Roulette Wheel lands on a match with violent stipulations, or a match that is mild and regular stipulations, or no rules at all, I have the advantage. I live and breathe and dream about the more violent Roulette Rules matches. It gets my blood pumping. It gets my breathing fast and excited. It makes me want to climb to the top of the tallest building in the area and scream out to the world that I’m a great Roulette Champion. Do you understand things now guys? Why am I wasting my time asking if you three understand what I’m saying when you three are morons? Sheesh!

Bill laughs loudly.

Bill:  Remember, boys, that I was Roulette Champion for six months. If you look at the listing of Roulette Champions you’ll notice that not many Roulette Champions were able to retain the Championship for six months or longer. When the time came where I lost the Roulette Championship it was Finn Whelan who earned the Championship away from me. I hold no grudge on him for his accomplishment. He was the better wrestler that day. At Climax Control 343 Finn Whelan again proved himself in a Four Way match against Austin James Mercer, Goth, and Chris Page. With that win Finn earned a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship at High Stakes XII. If any of the wrestlers have a problem with accomplishments like that then screw you! My goal for Climax Control 344 is to put you three chumps into the dumpster while I move on for a match where I’m planning on regaining the Roulette Championship.

Bill laughs really loud this time.

Bill:  You three may or may not know where I got my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammerlock submission finisher move. I got the idea from watching George “The Animal” Steele using his Flying Hammerlock finisher to destroy many opponents. Let me share with you a short video clip showing how devastating Steele was with his finisher and then you need to know I’m more devastating with my version of the finisher.

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Bill:  When you three fools step into the ring with me at Climax Control 344 you’re in trouble. You’re facing the man who defeated Satan. You’re facing the man who won’t back down from anything or anyone. You’re facing the man who can take what you give and give it back to you ten times over. I want you three to give all you’ve got but even with that the combined total of what you three can give to me is not even half of what I’ll give to you three. Only one of us gets our hand raised in victory. Only one of us earns a shot at the Roulette Championship. That only one of us who accomplishes those things is me. Thanks for trying but you three fail. I plan on using my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammer Lock to win the match. There you have it guys. Deal with it.

Bill bursts out in loud laughter to the point where he cannot immediately stop laughing. The camera person figures the segment is over at this point so they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / THREE IN A MATCH

« on: September 30, 2022, 05:25:02 PM »

THREE IN A MATCH FOR A SHOT AT THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bea has been recognized by Management by her recent performance and now they have placed her into a Triple Threat Roulette Rules match against Jessie Salco and Mercedes Vargas. The winner of this match moves on to High Stakes XII to face the Roulette Champion for their Championship.

DOUBLE THE FUN

The scene opens and we see Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. They’re relaxing in their backyard before taking off to Henderson, Nevada, where Bea has a Triple Threat match with the winner to challenge the Roulette Champion at High Stakes XII. Bea is standing at the barbecue cooking food while Bill is sitting in a chair under a patio umbrella and Iris is walking around their backyard looking for an intruder to chase off. The camera person assigned to them indicates they are now live broadcasting. Bea looks up from the barbeque into the camera.

Bea:  Thanks for taking time to join us at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Although it is always nice to be on tour with Sin City Wrestling when we are back in the United States we like to fly back home and keep up with things here at home. I have a match coming up at Climax Control 343 which is on Sunday, October 2, 2022, at the Dollar Loan Center in Henderson, Nevada. This match is a Triple Threat Roulette Rules match with the winner of this match, me of course, moves on to High Stakes XII to challenge the Roulette Champion for their Championship.

Bill:  You’re on your for this event Bea. I’ll stay stay at home with Iris for this event. I feel bad for Iris that we left her for a long time during our tour in India. It will be fun for me and Iris to have bonding time, and of course we can do lots of eating challenges, until the next event I’m scheduled for and then I’ll travel again.

Bea:  Not a problem Bill. I’m ready to win this match and challenge for the Roulette Championship. Triple Threat matches are double the fun of regular matches as I get to destroy two opponents instead of one.

BEA’S HISTORY AGAINST JESSIE SALCO AND MERCEDES VARGAS

Bea does some things with the food on the barbeque grill then she returns her focus to the camera.

Bea:  I have no experience facing off against Jessie Salco as this is our first match against each other. I’m aware that although Jessie was successful in the past she has become a non-issue in the Federation since those successes. If anything she is the annoying fly that buzzes around your head when you’re trying to do something whether cooking on the barbeque or having a swim at the pool.

Bea swats a fly with a flyswatter and it drops dead hard to the concrete patio deck.

Bea:  Yep! I’ll swat Jesse Salco down like I just did to that fly. Mercedes Vargas, on the other hand has been one of those wrestlers I haven’t been able to defeat yet. We faced off against each other at Climax Control 277, Climax Control 287, and Climax Control 324. Although I could stand in front of the camera and lie my ass off, as the majority of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling do, and claim that I defeated Mercedes Vargas I can’t do that. I’m an honest person and I admit that I have three losses and no wins against Mercedes. That doesn’t mean I’m going to lose this Sunday. Triple Threat matches can work several ways. You can have your two opponents gang up on you and take you out and you lose the match. Sometimes one of your opponents takes out one of the wrestlers so that the match comes down to you and them. I have no idea how this match is going to go, or how it will end, but I’m planning on walking away the winner and moving on to challenge for the Roulette Championship.

Bea stops talking when Iris spots a cat that jumped over the fence and  is running around in their backyard. Iris tries hard to catch the cat but her chubby self is no match for a sleek cat and the cat easily runs toward the fence, leaps up, and drops into the neighbor’s backyard.

Bill:  Har har har!!! Iris you need to work out and get into shape so you can chase, and actually catch, a cat that is intruding in your backyard.

TRIPLE THREAT MATCHES ARE DOUBLE THE FUN

Bea is done cooking the food on the barbecue and she places the items on a large plate then places the plate on the patio table. Iris waddles over to get some of the food and the three eat for a time before Bea continues with her comments.

Bea:  I want everyone to know that I feel Triple Threat matches are double the fun. Why? Because I get to beat down two opponents instead of the normal one opponent. I get to defeat two opponents in a match instead of the normal one opponent. And when you add into the equation that when I win I get to face the Roulette Champion at High Stakes XII you see why I’m excited to be in this match.

Bill:  The way you took care of Candy in your last match shows you have what it takes to become Roulette Champion. Although I’m staying here in Lawrenceville, Georgia, while you travel to Henderson, Nevada for Climax Control 343, you’ll do great. You won’t be able to hear me cheering you on but you know I’m cheering for you to win.

Bea:  I wish to bring up a prior contest that you and Iris participated in as it gives a great example of how I’ll fight my opponents and come out the winner. It was two years ago when you, me, and Iris, attended the Gwinnett County Fair here in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We were walking around taking in the exhibits, games, and rides, when we came across a sign stating they are having a pizza eating contest. Remember I told you that the way you and Iris devour pizza, and even more so when you two have a competition between you two, that neither of you give up and it always comes down to a panel of judges deciding the winner and often the win came by a close margin.

Bill:  Those viewers who saw that pizza eating contest will love reliving the contest. For those viewers who were not able to see the pizza eating contest they will get informed at this time.

Bea:  We were not aware that Dalphne, Fred, Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby Doo were also attending the Gwinnett County Fair that day. I remember when we turned the corner and came face-to-face with Daphne, Fred, Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby Doo. It turned out that I admired Daphne and she admired me. Fred and Velma were less interested in others. And, of course, Scooby Doo admired Iris and Iris admired him. As for  you and Shaggy you each admired the other. One of the things that you two had in common was that you two loved entering food eating contests and the same went for Scooby Doo and Iris.

Bill:  Fill in the viewers on how the contest went.

Bea:  The participants were in teams of two members. You were teamed with Iris and Shaggy was teamed with Scooby Doo. There were, if I remember correctly, five or six other couples in the pizza eating contest. The contest rules were simple. The timer would start and all the teams had 15 minutes to eat as much pizza as they could. The team that ate the most pizza without puking would be declared the winner. The Serving Staff came out and laid a large pepperoni pizza on each table. If any of the contestants finished that large pepperoni pizza and Serving Staff would quickly drop another one on the table for the contestants to eat. You and Iris took a huge lead over the other contestants except for Shaggy and Scooby as your two teams were basically tied. In five minutes the  other teams quit because of how well your team and Shaggy’s team was doing and they knew they couldn’t compete and win. So the last ten minutes it was a competition between your two teams. When the buzzer sounded you, Iris, Shaggy, and Scooby Doo, stopped eating and it was obvious all of you were bloated with your stomachs bulging out and you four burping and farting loudly. The contest was so close they had to weigh the remaining amount of pizza and it turned out that you and Iris won by a few ounces of pizza.

Bill:  Shaggy and Scooby Doo, being great friends and competitors, accepted that we won and we congratulated each other.

Bea:  Here’s the part of the story concerning the pizza eating contest at Gwinnett County Fairgrounds that relates to me going up against Jessie Salco and Mercedes Vargas. Not more than five minutes after you four completed the pizza eating contest Shaggy exclaimed that he remembers seeing a booth on the other side of the fairgrounds that was selling Banana Splits and funnel cake. I remember him looking at you, Iris, and Scooby Doo, then he exclaimed: LET’S GET OVER THERE BILL! I’M HUNGRY! and I remember you responding YEAH ME TOO! so you, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, and Iris, took off. I looked at Daphne and she looked at me and we starting shaking our heads as we couldn’t believe the impossible eating abilities of you, Shaggy, Iris, and Scooby Doo.

Bill:  And that relates to Jessie and Mercedes how?

Bea:  Because I’m like you, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, and Iris, in that they can take a lot and still keep going. In wrestling matches I’ve proved, over and over again, that if an opponent can get hits on me I keep getting up and going after them. I don’t give up when I’m full just like the four of you didn’t give up after you were full from participating in the pizza eating contest. No matter what Jessie and Mercedes bring to our match I’ll bring more. No matter what Mercedes and Jessie do to me in the match I’ll do more. I’ll refuse to stop fighting until the Timekeeper’s bell rings, Justin announces my win, and the Referee raises my hand in victory!

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  For my closing comments I want to send a message to my fans who will be in Henderson, Nevada, for Climax Control 343. I’m having a meet-and-greet session backstage and I want you to join me for conversation and I’ll have a small gift for you. As for my closing comments on my opponents I’ll start with you Jessie. My research shows that you held Championships four or five times during your time in Sin City Wrestling. However the total combined time for you being a Champion is well less than one year. That’s not very impressive when you have that many Championships but the total combined amount of time you held possession of the Championship was short. Now before you spout off on me due to my comments about you I’ll admit that my only Championship to date was the Mixed Tag Team and it wasn’t as long a reign as I expected. At least I’m honest unlike someone I know.

Bea waves her hand in a motion that she is dismissing Jessie Salco like she is last week’s trash.

Bea:  Mercedes I have a lot of respect for you. You’ve accomplished a hell of a lot in the sport of wrestling. You’ve defeated me three times in three matches. I can’t deny that. I can’t even try to talk my way out of those losses. But there is something that comes into play. In recent history you have been winning matches here and there occasionally but not much in the way of Championships. I can’t do much in the way of trash talking about that because I only have the one Championship to my name so far. However come Climax Control 343 I’ll defeat you and Jessie and get my shot at the Roulette Championship at High Stakes XII. Mercedes to bring up a comparison I would put you in the same category as one of the most amazing and successful women wrestlers in the history of the sport of wrestling and that is The Fabulous Moolah. She was involved in the sport of wrestling for close to 50 years and was a top name wrestler for over 30 years. But, Mercedes, one thing Moolah had that you’re having now is that her age caught up with her and she wasn’t able to be at the top of her game due to her advancing age. That’s what I see with you, Mercedes, and it saddens me that you’re too proud to realize your decline in the sport of wrestling andthat you should go into retirement. The more you age and continue to step into the ring as an active wrestler the worse you’re looking. When I defeat you and Jessie at Climax Control 343 your career is over unless you want to continue to try to be what you no longer are. I’m planning on sending the two of you into retirement. You have to remember how it used to feel for you two to be loved, respected, admired, and adored, by the fans. But you two lost that from the fans. Too bad for you two eh? Jessie you’ve seen better days and Mercedes you’re one step from walking into a retirement home. Kinda like watching a SpongeBob Squarepants episode where the over-the-hill Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, who retired from crime fighting, hang out all day in the retirement home drooling slobber down their chins. Har har har!!! But me? I’m what Sin City Wrestling is about these days. You’re ancient history. I’m current history!

Bea points to herself.

Bea:  Jessie. . .Mercedes. . .I’m the future of wrestling and the future of Sin City Wrestling. You two are the past. I’m fresh, clean, and exciting, and you are last week’s trash. See you two at Climax Control 343 to accept an ass kicking at my hands. I’ll be leaving Lawrenceville, Georgia, to fly out to Henderson, Nevada, shortly. Bye!

Bea gives the CUT sign to the camera person and they turn off the camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / A CANDY WHAT???

« on: September 23, 2022, 07:43:43 PM »

CANDY? MORE LIKE A CANDY ASS BARBIE GIRL WANNABE!

The official definition of the term “CANDY ASS” includes the following:  A TIMID, COWARDLY, OR DESPICABLE PERSON. SOMEONE WHO IS SCARED OF TAKING CHANCES OF DOING THINGS THAT LOOK, OR ARE, DANGEROUS. There you have it. . .plain. . .simple. . .direct. . .to the point. . .and it fits the wrestler named Candy perfectly.

Narrator:  The last time Bea and Candy met in the wrestling ring was at Blaze of Glory VIII on April 12, 2020. A hell of a lot has changed since that match. I turn you over to Bea Barnhart to allow her to explain to you what to expect in her match against Candy.
   
BACKGROUND WITH CANDY

When the scene shifts we see Bea Barnhart standing in front of the Reno Events Center in Reno, Nevada. It is approaching Noon time and the people walking the streets recognize Bea and shout greetings and wave to her and Bea responds with a smile and waves to her fans. Bea is in casual attire consisting of blue jeans, a black pullover shirt, and black athletic shoes. The camera person assigned to her keeps focused on Bea so we don’t miss anything she says or does and they ensure they’re not in a position where the hundreds of visitors will pass between their camera and Bea.

Bea:  Thanks for tagging along with me while I present comments for my upcoming match against Candy on September 25, 2022. Well, Candy, I already know what you’re going to say. You’ll state. . .I mean you’ll try to brag and act tuff. . .by stating you defeated me in the one and only match we’ve had against each other. AHEM! Let me tell the viewers the truth so they won’t have to use bleach to sanitize their brains after listening to your lying bullshit! Our one and only match was on April 12, 2020, at Blaze of Glory VIII. It was a Ladder Match and you won the match to challenge for the Roulette Championship. But before you brag to the world let me inform the viewers that I started my wrestling career on January 5, 2020. I was new to the sport of wrestling and our match was my seventh match in the sport of wrestling. So, Candy, if I were in your shoes I damn sure wouldn’t brag about the one and only match we’ve had against each other since that match took place two years and five months ago. Everyone knows that I’ve improved immensely since our first match while you’ve been declining.

WHAT’S REALLY UP WITH CANDY IN RELATION TO ME?

Bea starts to walk down the sidewalk and the assigned camera person stays focused on her. After a walk down the street Bea stops at the corner to deliver more comments on her upcoming match.

Bea:  Well, Candy, while you attempt to brag about a win in our one and only match against each other, which took place two years and five months ago, let me give a graphic description of your failed Bullwinkle Moose side-show act of HEY, ROCKY, WATCH ME PULL A RABBIT OUT OF MY HAT! to which me, serving in the capacity of Rocky The Flying Squirrel to your Bullwinkle Moose, state BUT THAT TRICK NEVER WORKS!  Awwwww!!! I’m sorry Candy! Sorry that I’m feeding you too much information too quickly and  your pour little pathetic Valley Girl brain is unable to comprehend the information. Listen up, Barbie. . .I mean Candy. . .I’ll give you credit that you were able to hold the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I’ll even give you credit that you managed to hold the Bombshell Roulette Championship from January 5, 2020, to June 7, 2020, which is, for you anyway, a five month accomplishment. But. . .But. . .BUT!!! But what you ask Candy? You lost the friggin' Bombshell Roulette Championship to Violet Amelia Holt? Seriously? You lost the Bombshell Roulette Championship to Violent Amelia Holt? What the *BLEEP* girl?

CHAMPIONSHIPS HELD BY CANDY

Bea:  Candy you held the Bombshell Roulette Championship from January 5, 2020 to June 7, 2020. But, DAMN, you got defeated by Violet Amelia Holt who I defeated FOUR times in FOUR matches! Want to know another fact that will make your remaining working brain cells fry? ALL FOUR OF MY WINS OVER VIOLET AMELIA HOLT WERE BY SUBMISSION!!!  Oh damn! I just heard snapping and popping noises like something breaking or like the sound of popcorn popping. Ahhhhh. . .Candy. . .that must have been the sound of your last remaining functioning brain cells dying from the truth I’m telling you! Oh well it’s never been said that Valley Girls need more than one or two working brain cells to be able to bat their eyes, make suggestive poses for the attention of men, and eat chocolate.

HOW HIGH CAN YOU FLY?

As Bea crosses the street and starts to walk along the rows of hotels and businesses she hears a helicopter overhead as they have a distinct sound. After the Helo passes along Bea stops and takes a seat on a bench that lines the streets. The camera person remains focused on Bea as she makes additional comments.

Bea:  That helicopter that flew by reminded me of Bill’s father and something he told me about helicopters. For those who don’t know, or you forgot, Bill’s father, William Barnhart, served in the United States Navy and retired from Active Duty as a Master Chief Petty Officer. He told me that although he was a Yeoman, which is the Navy term for Administrative Assistant, he had several assignments during his career in the Navy’s Aviation community. Master Chief Barnhart told me he worked with an Officer who was a Helo Pilot in the Navy. He said this Officer told him that the first thing the Instructors in Helo Pilot School taught them was that HELICOPTERS DON’T WANT TO FLY. . .YOU HAVE TO FORCE THEM TO FLY. . . and the instructor explained that while with regular aircraft, like airplanes, you can trim them and take your hands off the yoke and they will fly nicely on their own. The instructor went on to explain that helicopters, if you take your hands off the controls, will go out of control and crash.

Bea makes helicopter noises then she stands up and makes motions like a Helo crashing into the street and exploding. Bea then returns to sitting on the bench.

Bea:  HAR HAR HAR!!! Oh, Candy, I’ve got a mental image of you passing out from my comments on helicopters and while you’re passed out and slumped over in your chair you are drooling from hour mouth and brain fluid is draining out of your ears. I’m. . .so. . .sorry. . .NO I’M NOT!!! My gawd! Valley Girls are so stupid that if you put ten of them together and combined their brain processing powers it might equate to the brain processing power of a pile of dog shit!

Bea busts out laughing and it takes her a bit of time to recover and continue with her comments.

Bea:  Bill’s father, Master Chief Barnhart, said he once asked a United States Navy Helo pilot how high can a helicopter fly before it loses lift and crashes? He was told that a regular helicopter, not a Military helicopter, can manage to successfully fly to around 10,000 feet before losing lift and crashing. Usually if a plane loses lift you simply place the plane into a nose dive and the majority of the time the engine will re-start you can recover lift and continue to fly, then successfully land, the airplane. But with a Helicopter once you lose lift you are doomed to crash as they are nearly impossible to recover when they have lost lift.

Bea against busts out laughing but this time she manages to recover from her laughing quickly.

Bea:  Okay, Candy, I know all this information is total overload for your pathetic little Valley Girl brain. I can honestly state that fact because it is known that when a Valley Girl is handed a cup of coffee and the person serving it to them asks the Valley Girl if they would like sugar and cream in their coffee, that it can take the Valley Girl several minutes to comprehend what she was asked and then hopefully respond properly to the question. So with that mental image out there for all the consider I’m here to tell you, Candy, that you’re exactly like a Helicopter that has lost lift and will crash. I’ll use the example that when you climb the ropes and get to the top ropes in the corner, to possibly attempt some high-flying maneuver, that position places your feet about five feet above the mat. Add into the mix that your head, while you’re standing on the top ropes in the corner, is around ten feet above the mat. That’s already far above where your Valley Girl brain should be due to that height causing your brain to be oxygen deprived! Then you’ll fall off the ropes and face-plant into the mat and I will either pin you, or make you submit, for the win. I’ll pause my comments for now and will resume broadcasting comments once I return to my hotel room.

Bea tells the camera person she’s pausing her comments and she’ll return to her hotel room where the camera person can continue broadcasting from there. The camera person turns off their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

A SHORT TIME LATER IN THE HOTEL ROOM OF BEA BARNHART

The camera person resumes broadcasting and we see Bea sitting on the couch. We don’t see Bill Barnhart around so we assume he is either in the other room our out and about in Reno. We notice that Bea has the television turned on and she is watching the Nickelodeon channel.

CANDY AND HER WRESTLING SHOULD BE PART OF A SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS EPISODE

Bea:  Please allow me to show you the opening of a typical SpongeBob Squarepants adventure here on my television. There’s no need for me to show you all the things that take place in Bikini Bottom as I’m sure everyone watching is familiar with the odd things that take place in Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob Squarepants opening. . .

Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, captain!

Oooooooooohhhh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
SpongeBob SquarePants!

If nautical nonsense, be something you wish.
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePaaaaaaants!
Ah, ha ha, hahahahahahahahaha!

The opening of the SpongeBob Squarepants cartoon is over and we return to Bea.

Bea:  I’m sure some of you are asking why I’m making a comparison between Candy and the SpongeBob Squarepants cartoon. Just sit back and relax. And let me give you a list of the stupid or impossible shit that happens at Bikini Bottom. The residents of Bikini Bottom live under the water in the ocean yet they go to the beach in Bikini Bottom and we watch as waves of water crash against the beach. How can waves of water crash on the beach if they’re underwater? Hmmm. Then they go camping and build a campfire. Uh, okay, how do they have a campfire burning when they’re under water? Hmmm. Mister Krabs is a Crab but his daughter is a Whale? Not sure what perverted sexual adventures went on to get that daughter who is a Whale who belongs to a Crab as her father. One more I wish to mention concerns SpongeBob’s friend Patrick Star. Patrick is a Starfish. His Mother and Father and Grandfather are also Starfish. But then the twist comes into play. Patrick’s sister is a Squid. How in the hell is Patrick’s sister a Squid when everyone else in his family are Starfish? There are dozens more examples I could list but the ones I listed serve my purpose in my discussion about Candy.

Bea turns the television off and returns to focus into the camera.

Bea:  Candy I again apologize for presenting items that make your brain want to leap out of your skull and run away and hide but I have to keep you posted on how pathetic you are. It also shows everyone that all the crap you brag about are things that are impossible to happen just like those items I told you about that happen in Bikini Bottom in SpongeBob Squarepants cartoons. Just as Mister Krabs wouldn’t have a Whale for a daughter. . .and people wouldn’t be at Bikini Bottom beach and have waves of waver crash onto the beach since they are already under water. . .and they wouldn’t be able to build a campfire when they go camping as they are underwater. . .and Patrick and his family who are all Starfish wouldn’t have a sister who is a Squid.. . .so you’re not going to execute moves and holds on me to wear me and down and get the win over me because you’re beneath me in every area, especially in the area of wrestling abilities.

Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Candy? Hmmm. When I heard I was facing you, Candy, a thought came to my mind. Since you’re so pathetic in that you lost to Violent Amelia Holt who I’ve defeated FOUR times in FOUR matches, all by submission, and she’s never defeated me, I figured I would use the play on your name by calling you a Candy Ass. Let me run down the definitions I have for the term Candy Ass as they fit you perfectly. They include. . .A TIMID, COWARDLY, OR DESPICABLE PERSON. SOMEONE WHO IS SCARED OF TAKING CHANCES OF DOING THINGS THAT LOOK, OR ARE, DANGEROUS. Yep! Fits you perfectly Candy!

Bea laughs into the camera.

Bea:  Candy I wish to thank you. Thank you for what you’re asking? I’m thanking you for being my next victim. I thank you for proving what I’ve been saying all my life about air-headed Valley Girls. I’m sorry if anything I said or implied has caused you mental stress. Then again we all know Valley Girls can suffer extreme mental stress by just waking up and trying to figure out how to turn their alarm clock off. Let it be known that this match, and my destroying you and me moving up in the rankings, will be an extreme pleasure for me. See you on Sunday, September 25, 2022, at the Reno Events Center. And, Candy, if you make the slightest attempt to blow glitter into my face, which is in violation of the rules, that not only will you lose by Disqualification, but I’ll grab your glitter and shove it down your throat so that you’ll be shitting glitter for a week every time you take a dump! Have a nice day! Har har har!!!

Bea informs the camera person she’s done with her comments. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell them to cut their camera feed and the Network will return to regularly-scheduled programming for this time frame.

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Climax Control Archives / HEY. . .MAC. . .IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!

« on: September 16, 2022, 12:12:10 PM »

IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is looking forward to his match against Mac Bane at Climax Control 341. I will turn you over to Bill to allow him to tell you what he thinks and how he feels about this match against Mac Bane.

The scene switches to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart at a hotel near the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. It is a very nice room with a kitchen and living room area and a bedroom area separate from the rest of the room. Bill walks into the living room area and sits on the couch and then Bea walks over and sits next to him. They wait until the camera person gives them the notification they are live broadcasting. When they get that signal we are underway.

A CHALLENGE BILL DID NOT ACCEPT

Bill:  Recently Fenris went public and issued a challenge to anyone who wanted to take him on since he is back from his recovery period. The incident that affected his vision was during his match against Senor Vinnie with Bea in his corner as his Manager. Before I make further comments, Bea, would you please fill the viewers in on what really happened during that match?

Bea:  Everyone should know that up until the Fenris versus Senor Vinnie match took place I did, in fact, carry a small plastic spray bottle of diluted perfume in my purse. I would spray it to help take away the smell of sweat and other putrid smells coming from the other wrestlers. During that match between Senor Vinnie and Fenris I overheard comments from Jason Adams and Belinda Simone at their announcing table. I took offense at their comments about me so I decided to walk over to their table and confront them over their comments. As I set out to walk to their announcing table I placed my small plastic spray bottle of diluted perfume on the ring apron in the corner and it was outside of the ring on the ring apron. I walked over and was beginning to confront Jason and Belinda when I heard a scream and when I turned around I saw Vinnie pinning Fenris for the win. I had no clue what happened in the match at that point because I was arguing with Belinda and Jason. Later I was told that Vinnie got knocked to the mat in the corner where I placed my small plastic spray bottle of perfume, before I walked over to confront Jason and Belinda, an supposedly Vinnie grabbed the spray bottle and sprayed Fenris with it. After that everyone was trying to accuse me of spraying perfume into the eyes of Fenris to help Vinnie in his match and I had to argue against those false accusations as I never sprayed anyone with anything during their match. I guess Fenris finally got the message that I was innocent of any wrongdoing in that match so he managed to get a Grudge match scheduled against Senor Vinnie. And before anyone asks I no longer carry any type of spray bottles of perfume in my purse so get off that crap okay!

Bill:  Wow! Bea just picked up the shit you all threw at her and she threw it back in your faces! Har har har! But onto the item of Fenris and a Grudge Match. Fenris decided to call me out and challenge me so I reminded him that the persons involved in the incident were Senor Vinnie and Bea even though Bea didn’t do anything more than setting her small plastic bottle of diluted perfume on the ring apron on the outside of the ring. I told Fenris to leave me out of his challenges since I wasn’t involved, in any way, in the incident. I also went on to remind Fenris that when I signed up with Sin City Wrestling I made it public there were three wrestlers I wanted to face as I felt these three were in the classification of dream matches for me. Those wrestlers were Casey Williams, Griffin Hawkins, and Fenris. I got my matches with Hawkins and Fenris but Casey chickened out. I lost to both Griffin and Fenris in those matches but both matches were amazing, challenging, and fun for me.

Bea:  Tell the viewers what else you mentioned to Fenris as not everyone was able to see those comments when you made them.

Bill:  I told Fenris since his issue is with Senor Vinnie and Bea, and not with me, I suggested he get a Bombshell Tag Team partner and face off against Senor Vinnie and Bea in a Mixed Tag Team match. I guess he decided against that and now we have a Fenris versus Senor Vinnie match at Climax Control 341. This match is classified as a Grudge match to end of Grudge matches. By the way Bea you haven’t told me if you’ll be at ringside in Vinnie’s corner to serve as his Manager or if you’ll remain in the dressing room area.

Bea:  I’m legally the Manager for both you and Senor Vinnie and I’ll be at ringside in Vinnie’s corner. And, no, I don’t have any small plastic spray bottles in my purse to bring with me to ringside.

Bill:  You’re a tough woman Bea. I’ll be watching Vinnie’s match from our dressing room area. Now that we have that information out in the open it is time for me to address Mac Bane in my upcoming match at Climax Control 341.

HEY. . .MAC. . .IT’S ASS KICKING TIME!!!

Bill:  Hi Mac! Glad to have an opportunity to face off against you again. To prove I’m an honest person I’ll give the results of our two previous matches so everyone knows the truth. Our first match against each other was October 11, 2020 at Climax Control 281. It was a Roulette Rules Dumpster Match where, in order to win, you had to stuff your opponent into a Dumpster and close the lid. Mac you did, in fact, manage to get me stuffed into the dumpster and close the lid for the win. Even though you shoved the dumpster and it slammed into me and knocked me down I’m still here ready to take you on for Climax Control 341. Our second match was February 28, 2021 at Climax Control 293. It was a Blast From The Past Tournament match and you and your partner won the match over me and Maki when you pinned me. So here I am, in front of the world, to let everyone know that I’m 0-2 against you and I’m honest and man enough to admit the facts. However, Mac, you and I are a lot alike. We take vicious hits and blows and keep coming back and performing at the top of the performance scale. We don’t let bruises, cuts, or anything else, keep us from getting back into the wrestling ring quickly after a loss. I admire that about you because you’re like me in that you never give up.

Bea:  Before you continue with comments on your match with Mac Bane would you mind telling the viewers what happened with Iris as they only received partial information while we were on tour in India.

Bill:  Okay but I’m not taking a lot of time on this item as I have more important things to discuss. . .like how I’m going to destroy Mac in our match and possibly cause him to go into permanent retirement from wrestling. We’re glad to be back in the United States after our tour in India. When we came back from the tour in India we returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to get Iris out of boarding at Camp Bow Wow and to work out an arrangement with our neighbor to take care of Iris while we take shorter trips for wrestling events now that we’re back in the United States. While we’re here in Las Vegas for Climax Control 341 our neighbor, Peter, three houses down from us is taking care of Iris for us. He has a dog named Obi and Peter and his wife will take great care of Iris until we return.

Bea:  What’s the next item you plan on discussing?

Bill:  I’ll discuss my all-time favorite Animal Planet episode that features a Wolverine and a Grizzly Bear as it perfectly represents how myself and Mac Bane are going to be in this match and how I plan on kicking his ass.

Bea:  I watched that episode on Animal Planet also and it is truly an amazing animal encounter!

Bill:  The episode on Animal Planet revolved around a Wolverine and a Grizzly Bear. This Wolverine hides their Deer carcass in the bushes and takes off looking for other things. While the Wolverine was off on his adventure a Grizzly Bear walks over and attempts to walk off with the Deer carcass that rightfully belonged to the Wolverine. As the Grizzly Bear is trying to drag the Deer carcass away the Wolverine comes back and confronts the Grizzly Bear. An altercation occurs and the Wolverine stands his ground and takes on the Grizzly Bear. Even though the Grizzly Bear is powerful, huge, and about 200 pounds heavier than the Wolverine, the Grizzly Bear backs down from the Wolverine and runs away. The Wolverine, proud of his fighting and intimidation abilities, struts off dragging his Deer carcass with him.

Bea:  Tell the viewers why this story is a perfect representation of you and your match with Mac Bane.

Bill:  Mac you’re like the Grizzly Bear in that episode of Animal Planet. You try to take things that don’t belong to you. That’s stealing in case you didn’t understand that concept. But you’re a lot like that Grizzly Bear who was confronted by a pissed off Wolverine who owned the Deer carcass, and the Bear chickens out and runs away. When you have to confront me, at Climax Control 341, a wrestler who will never back down from others, you’ll realize you’re in over your head and you’ll back down and walk, or run, away, just as the Grizzly Bear did against the Wolverine. I’m not allowing you to defeat me in our upcoming match!

INTELLIGENCE AND EDUCATION

Bill:  Oh, Mac, now you get to find out, that in addition to being a fantastic and brutal wrestler in the ring, I’m also exceptionally intelligent and well-educated with two Bachelor’s Degrees. First let me inform you that I’ve tested for my I.Q. numerous times and I’ve been certified to have an I.Q. of 130. Since I’m sure you’re nowhere near where I am in I.Q. let me inform you that my I.Q. places me in the top five percent intelligence in the world. I also have two Bachelor’s Degrees with one in Business Administration and the other in Criminal Justice.

Bea:  Tell them how your two Bachelor’s Degrees play a part in your wrestling.

Bill:  My Bachelor’s Degree in Business Administration allows me to be precise, to-the-point, without wasting time, words, and actions in accomplishing my goals and in accomplishing my wrestling in a wrestling ring. My Bachelor’s Degree in Criminal Justice allows me to evaluate all the information presented and for me to quickly, and accurately, conclude whether a crime has been committed or not. So what does my Bachelor’s Degree in Business Administration tell me about our match? It tells me you lack in so many ways such as in organization, planning, and delivery and that equates into an easy win for me. As for my Bachelor’s Degree in Criminal Justice it allows me to quickly, and accurately, evaluate you to determine if you are bullshitting or telling the truth. Yeah. . .you’re bullshitting! You’re an easy one to evaluate when it comes to whether you have what it takes to take me out or not.

SHAKEN. . .NOT STIRRED

Bill:  Although the comment “Shaken. . .Not Stirred” appeared in the written novels of James Bond it was Sean Connery, while portraying James Bond in the movies, who uttered the words “SHAKEN. . .NOT STIRRED” when he was asked how he liked his Martini. Let’s evaluate that shall we Mac? I plan in shaking your world so badly you’ll lose your focus, lose your ability to continue in our match, and most likely lose your ability to remain conscious during our match. Yes, Mac, as it was with James Bond that when asked how he liked his Marini he said “SHAKEN. . .NOT STIRRED” so when people ask me how I plan on destroying you in our match I respond that I’ll defeat you by you being SHAKEN. . .NOT STIRRED by me. The devastation I plan on administering to you during our match may change how the rules of wrestling come into play in future matches. I have no pity for you. I have no compassion for you. I have no desire to allow you to remain conscious in our match. You have to deal with that because you have no choice in the matter!

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Well, Mac, what are you thinking right now? Want to know something? I don’t give a shit what you’re thinking or how you’re feeling. I’m in control of our match and I’m planning on sending you into retirement. Does that make you mad Mac? Does that piss you off? Are you so damn upset that you want to piss on yourself? Are you upset to the point that you’ll have to purchase interference in our match to try to have them take me down a bit so that you might increase from a 10 percent chance of winning to perhaps a 20 percent chance of winning. Listen up Mac and listen carefully. I recently took out the big bad monster named Armageddon. I’ve endured decades of Satan coming to me and challenging me for my soul and I defeated him every time. The last time I defeated him he had accepted the stipulations of the challenge that if I win then he is prohibited, for eternity, or every challenging me again.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Mac you can’t bring anything to our match that I haven’t seen before. You can’t bring anything to this match to give you a victory over me. Speaking specifically on Singles Championships in Sin City Wrestling I know you’ve held the World Heavyweight Championship three times but I also know your longest reign as World Heavyweight Champion was about three months with the other two being about two months. I see you were Roulett Champion but you walked away and vacated the title after a month. I see you were also Internet Champion but you vacated that Championship also after about two months. What the F*CK Mac? I want you to go public and give every excuse ever mentioned in the sport of wrestling but not being able to retain possession of Championships for more than a very short period of time. I dare you!

Bill flashes a huge grin in to the camera again and this time he laughs so hard it takes him some time to recover from his laughing and continue with his comments.

Bill:  Listen carefully Mac. When you look in the Dictionary and look up the word LOSER they show a photo of you! If you look up CHUMP it also shows a photo of you. I mean, come on Mac, if you look up any term that relates to being a chump loser the Dictionary shows a photo of you. I mean. . .DAMN!. . .talk about you living a pathetic life! Mac you can say whatever you want and nothing changes and I still defeat you! Try whatever you want but nothing in the Universe can help you avoid a defeat at my hand. Thanks for tuning in Mac. See you on September 18th at Climax Control 341.

Bill gives the CUT signal to the camera person who cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / A HELLUVA WHAT?

« on: August 19, 2022, 07:58:14 PM »

A HELLUVA WHAT?

Narrator:  What in the world do we have here? A match between Bill Barnhart and Helluva Bottom Carter for Climax Control 340 that’s what. Carter is at such a huge disadvantage in height, weight, wrestling ability, and overall talent, that this match probably won’t even last ten minutes before Bill wins the the match.

HAVING TO DEAL WITH DUMB ASS PEOPLE

The scene opens and we see Bill and Bea Barnhart sitting at a table in the Jai Da Dhaba restaurant which is very close to the Rock Garden Outdoor Amphitheater in Chandigarh, India, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 340. They are informed that a camera person has arrived to broadcast their comments for Bill’s upcoming match. Bea instructs the camera person to set up their equipment and let them know when they are live broadcasting. When the camera person is set up, and they give the signal they are live broadcasting, Bill and Bea begin commenting.

Bill:  Many of you already know I have a low tolerance for stupid people, sales people, and noisy neighbors. This low tolerance of those morons does play a part in my wrestling career where I have a low tolerance for wrestlers who are stupid, who cheat, who lie, who try to sell you that they are a good wrestler when they suck in the ring, and they try to solicit you for things they already know you detest.

Bea:  Start with the neighbors a few houses down from us who always blast music and yell and scream all the time.

Bill:  I don’t know the names of the neighbors but I know where they live and what their address is. At least five times per month they hang out in their backyard blasting music, yelling, screaming, and other things, but they know. . .or at least they should know. . .that the noise ordinance in Gwinnett County is that you have to shut the f*ck up at 10 p.m. Five or more times per month they hang out in their backyard with thumping music that shakes our house and windows. They yell and scream and they think that is okay. Nope! Not okay and I’ve called the Police on their sorry asses every time they go beyond 10 p.m. with their bullshit.

Bea:  Do you have a comparison to our moron noisy neighbors and the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling?

Bill:  Bea I always have a comparison for everything. I compare Helluva Bottom Carter to be like our dumb ass noisy neighbors. They think they have to bother people in order to get attention but they fail to realize the attention they get for their bullshit is negative attention.

Bea:  Tell the viewers how you feel about solicitors.

Bill:  All solicitors who call on the phone or knock on my door are annoying shits. I tell them what I think of them and chase them off and tell them to f*ck off. The two worst ones are the ones who call and ask if we want to sell our home. I ask them since they work for a real estate company don’t they know my house is NOT for sale? When they answer YES I go off on them and tell them they are assholes and harassing us for asking us if we want to sell our home when our home is not on the market to sell. This usually gets them to get rude and start cursing but I honestly don’t give a damn. The other scammer harassing caller is the one claiming our auto warranty has expired and I need to renew it. When I ask them to tell me the make and model of the vehicle they claim I have that is out of warranty they tell me they cannot reveal that information. I reply that unless they can tell me the make and model of vehicle they think is out of warranty they can f*ck off! That elicits cursing and them issuing threats to me. Just more blocked calls added to my blocked callers list. This also relates to the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling as most of them are fakers who lie about stuff and try to get people to believe they are legitimate when they are nothing but fakes and frauds. Yeah, Carter, you are at the top of the list of scammer fraud wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling!

COMPARISON OF BILL TO OTHER WRESTLERS

The waiter brings the food and drinks to the table for Bill and Bea. The food looks fantastic and we are sure Bill and Bea are ready to eat but they are in the middle of a broadcast for Bill’s upcoming match so they have to wait a bit before they can eat.

Bill:  I wish to now make a comparison between myself and other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling specifically Helluva Bottom Carter. I start off with physical characteristics. I’m 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds while you, Carter, are 5 feet 9 inches and 172 pounds You’re giving up 7 inches of height and 58 pounds in weigh which is a huge disadvantage for you. I know you’re going to try to play those differences down but your attempt will be useless. Damn hard for a Chihuahua to try to brag how much better they are than a Pit Bull.

Bea:  Tell them the other items you use to compare yourself against other wrestlers.

Bill:  Carter a lot of wrestlers act like fools because they think that makes them look cool. Nope. It makes them look stupid. From what I’ve read about you it appears you enjoy acting like a fool. So be it. Your loss. Remember that acting like a fool doesn’t win wrestling matches. Performing well in the ring is what wins wrestling matches.

Bea:  Are you going to tell the viewers, and Carter, the other comparison items on your list?

Bill:  Nah! The list is very long and most of the idiots watching my presentation blank out mentally after a few minutes. I’ll just address my comments to Helluva Bottom Carter and hope the others can comprehend the things I say.

Bea:  Good idea Bill. The food they delivered looks fantastic and I want to dive into it soon.

Bill:  Too many wrestlers, like you Carter, think that gimmicks and acting silly wins matches. Too many wrestlers think that wearing makeup wins matches. Others feel that wearing funny clothing wins matches. Many wrestlers believe that having lame finishers wins matches. Carter, although you have all the items I just listed, none of them translate into winning a wrestling match. Listen carefully. Acting silly, wearing makeup, dressing in funny clothing, and having a lame finisher, doesn’t win matches. What wins matches is a combination of wrestling skills, ring presence, and the ability to get the job done. You, Carter, lack all those items that lead to winning matches. Therefore your loss to me is guaranteed.

PAUSE FOR A MEAL

Bill and Bea excuse themselves and let us know they need to eat their meal before it gets cold. They inform us they will return shortly. The camera person cuts their camera feed and the screen goes black.

About 20 minutes later the camera feed is back and we see that Bill and Bea have finished their meal and they are ready to continue with their comments for Bill’s match with Helluva Bottom Carter.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Oh…my…gawd!!! That food was amazing! If you visit Chandigarh, India, you absolutely need to eat at the Jai Da Dhaba restaurant! You will not be disappointed! Only Bill’s upcoming win against Helluva Bottom Carter is more amazing than the food at Jai Da Dhaba restaurant!

Bill:  Let me tell you something Carter. I know you’ve held Championships in Sin City Underground and you want to brag about those accomplishments. Well another wrestler won numerous Championships in SCU and he isn’t winning Championships in Sin City Wrestling. That wrestler is Hitamashii. I see you like I see Hitamashii. Somebody who used to be successful and now somebody who is a fill-in for a match to ensure we have a full wrestling event. Now, Carter, please let me entertain you with my version of the song Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd. I won’t mention the entire song lyrics but I will mention the lyrics most commonly known and I have edited them to fit you and me and our match. Hope you’re ready for my version of that song as I’m ready to present it to you.

Bill looks into the camera and begins singing his version of the popular lyrics to Pink Floyd’s Another Brick In the Wall.

I don’t need wrestling education. . .
Because I’m the best wrestler in the nation. . .
And if you think you’ve got it all. . .
Then you’re gonna take a horrible fall. . .
Yeah, Carter, you are gonna fall. . .
Because. . .
All in all you’re just another twit in the hall. . .

Bill is done with his version of Pink Floyd’s Another Brick In the Wall and a huge grin comes on his face.

Bill:  Carter I want you to come to our match over-confident and positive that you’re going to defeat me. I want you to be the fool, like the hundreds of fools I’ve defeated before, who came into matches over-confident and I handed their asses to them. My only hope is that you try hard to act like a legitimate valid wrestler instead of a side-show act at the circus. See you on Sunday, August 21, 2022, as it is the day your wrestling career is proven to the world to be a scam. Please allow me to close with a term used by one of my favorite wrestlers when I was growing up. His name was Freddie Blassie and he called a lot of his scrawny opponents a PENCIL NECK GEEK. Please allow me to recite the ending of the song Freddie Blassie produced titled, of course, PENCIL NECK GEEK, as you fit the description.

Bill picks up a sheet of paper where the ending lyrics of Freddie Blassie’s song, PENCIL NECK GEEK, are written and Bill reads the words using his best Freddie Blassie voice.

They say, "these geeks come a dime a dozen."
I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplyin' the dimes
It's gonna be real hard times for all of these
Grit eatin', scum suckin'
Boot lickin', drop kickin'
Gut grindin', nail bitin'
Glue sniffin', scab pickin'
Butt scratchin', egg hatchin'
Sleazy, smelly, pepper bellied
Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks!
Nothing but a pencil neck geek
Pencil neck geek
Pencil neck geek
Pencil neck geek!!!

Bill is done with his impersonation of Freddie Blassie using his trademarked terms for Pencil Neck Geek Opponents and he looks into the camera and bursts out in loud laughter.

Bea gives the cut signal to the camera person and they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / AM I WRESTLING CURIOUS GEORGE?

« on: August 12, 2022, 01:25:23 PM »

AM I WRESTLING CURIOUS GEORGE?

Narrator:  Every time I have the pleasure of speaking with Bill or Bea Barnhart before they go on the air to present their comments for their upcoming match I’m amused. This time it was Bea, who is facing Georgie Robertson at Climax Control 339, who made fun of her opponents, Georgie Robertson by stating her opponent seems “curious” so she has nicknamed Georgie Robertson as CURIOUS GEORGE!

BEA GETTING THINGS OFF HER CHEST

The scene shifts where we get a shot of Bea Barnhart standing in front of the wrestling ring at the Netaji Indoor Stadium located in Kilkata, India, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 339. Bea is not in her normal wrestling attire for her presentation of her comments. She is instead wearing blue jeans and a black pullover shirt. The camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting so she begins her comments.

Bea:  Before I launch into comments to tear down my opponent. . .Curious George. . .I mean Georgie Robertson. . .for Climax Control 339 I need to get a few items presented to show you what’s going on in the world.

THINGS HAPPENING TO BEA’S FRIENDS

Bea:  The first item is about my friend, Teresa, and her son who is in his 20’s and they live near us in Lawrenceville, Georgia. He was at a gas station to get gas for his car and he was approached by a criminal who demanded his wallet and the keys to his car. Teresa’s son managed to get away from the thug and get in his car and he started to drive off but the criminal still managed to shoot him. We think he was hit in the neck or head and Teresa told me it is likely her son would end up paralyzed. I know what some of you think. You think when this happens you should just cry and shake like a coward and hand over your wallet or purse and car keys to the criminal. People who tell you to do that believe if you do that the criminal won’t harm you. Yeah. . .Right!!! Ask yourself what if Teresa’s son had given his wallet and keys to his car to the criminal? There is a 90 percent chance the criminal would have still shot him after gaining possession of the wallet and car. So my advice is to never cower from people and to stand up and take control of the situation.

Bea sighs. . .

Bea:  My other friend, Amy, has two children. One graduated from Berkmar High School in Lawrenceville, Georgia, for the 2022 class. Her other daughter just started Middle School in Lawrenceville. On Thursday, August 4, 2022, she was apprehended by Gwinnett Police with the claim that she had an outstanding Warrant on file for failing to show up for her court case for Divorce from her abusive husband. This man is the father of her daughter in Middle School but not the daughter of her 18 year old daughter who just graduated High School.

Bea sighs again. . .

Bea:  Here’s the deal. Yes there was a Warrant issued during her divorce case against her husband. The Warrant was only in place to ensure she shows up in court on the date the Divorce is to be decided upon by the presiding Judge. Toward the end of 2020 Amy and her husband came to an agreement to drop the Divorce process in the Court and work things out through counseling. What that meant is that since the Divorce case was no longer in place then the Attorneys on both sides of the case should have contacted Cherokee County, Georgia, to inform them that since there is no longer a Divorce case pending that the Warrant to appear for the Judge’s ruling on the Divorce is no longer required and has been cancelled. Well. . .f*ck. . .nobody remembered to tell the Court system in Cherokee County, Georgia. Amy’s Attorney, and her husband’s Attorney, both failed to take the action necessary to cancel this Warrant since there is no reason to show in Court to hear the decision on the Divorce case when the Divorce was dropped by both Amy and her husband. This meant that Amy was arrested for violating the warrant for failing to appear for her Divorce case but the Divorce case was cancelled over a year ago and was not active for her to show up for it. Amy spent three days in custody in the detention center for failing to show for a case that was cancelled over a year ago. How stupid is that eh?

Bea sighs again but this time she rolls her eyes. . .

Bea:  Want to know what the worst part about this is? It isn’t that Amy is divorcing her husband. It isn’t that Amy has two children to take care of. When I bailed Amy out of Cherokee County Detention Center, at a cost of $1,200 that I withdrew from my bank account, you would have thought Amy would be so damn happy to be out of the Detention Center that she would have thanked me for bailing her out and she would have told me she will pay me back quickly. Nope! She didn’t thank me for bailing her out. She didn’t mention that she’ll ensure she pays me back for the $1,200 I used to bail her out. She didn’t do or say anything that showed she appreciated what I did for her getting her out of Jail on Bail. Yep. . .nothing at all from Amy! I assure you two things. She damn well better pay me back quickly or the next time she gets arrested I won’t bail her out as I’ll leave her to rot in jail!

Bea gain lets out another sigh. . .

BEA TALKS TO GEORGIE ROBERTSON

Bea:  Georgie you’re probably wondering why I told you the two items about my friend’s son getting shot and my other friend, Amy, getting arrested and I bailed her out. I told you because you need to know that you, and most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, are like that thug who tried to steal the wallet and car from Teresa’s son then he shot him when he tried to get away from the thug. You’re a bunch of lazy jerk asshole fools who want to steal stuff from other wrestlers. You want to try to get around the rules to get cheap wins. You’re in for a rude awakening against me Georgie I don’t do stupid dog tricks like ROLL OVER AND PLAY DEAD as you’ll find out on Sunday. As for the other incident of Amy getting arrested, me bailing her out, and she didn’t even thank me for what I did for her, that’s an example of how you and the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are. You all lie, cheat, and steal, then you all condemn wrestlers like me and Bill who work hard in the sport and achieve our success due to our hard work and dedication.

Bea takes a deep breath then continues with her comments. . .

Bea:  So you are my next opponent who is a Brit  named Georgie Robertson. The first thing that came to my mind was Curious George the Monkey. I’m expecting to see Georgie Robertson walk around the corner followed by The Man with the Yellow Hat. Maybe you can hire a Manager who dresses like The Man with the Yellow Hat eh Georgia? Ha ha ha!!!

Bea cannot help but laugh at her comments.

Bea:  Well, well, well, I get to face a Brit wrestler named Curious George. Okay. . .her name is Georgie Robertson. . .so f*cking what. Regardless of what I call you, Georgie, you remain a joke in my eyes. Coming into this match we’re even on height and weight with me being five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds and you being five feet six inches and one hundred thirty-three pounds. It appears you like to consider yourself as cocky and that’s expected because most Brits are cocky, sarcastic, and stupid. I also reviewed your move set listed and I got so bored I fell asleep several times. I kept reviewing your move set but kept dozing off from boredom and waking up to continue reading your nonsense.

A CALL FROM CAMP BOW WOW

Bea’s cell phone rings and she checks the caller ID and it says the call is from Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where Iris, her English Bulldog, is boarding.

Bea:  Please excuse me for a moment while I take this call. I need to make sure Iris isn’t having a problem. Since I’m don’t hide stuff from everyone else, like the majority of my opponents do, I’ll place the call on speaker so you can hear the conversation.

Bea answers the call and begins to talk with Edwin who is the Manager of Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bea:  Hi Edwin! I’m surprised I’m getting a call from Camp Bow Wow. Is Iris okay? Is there a problem?

Edwin:  No, Bea, there’s not a major problem. Iris is okay and she’s eating and playing with the other dogs in boarding, but she seems a bit depressed and sad.

Bea:  Well that’s most likely because me and Bill are on tour in India wrestling for Sin City Wrestling and Iris misses us. We will be back in a few weeks and Iris will be okay. But I do have a possible solution. After our call I’ll text you the number of Senor Vinnie who is our friend and fellow wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. He will give you the number of where his friend, Pete the Cactus, is being taken care of and you can call them and if Pete isn’t too far away from Lawrenceville, Georgia, you can ask if they can bring Pete the Cactus to Camp Bow Wow to have a play date with Iris. For sure that will perk her up. And if Pete the Cactus is too far away to make the trip to Camp Bow Wow then ask them to set up a video call on the computer so that Iris can have face time on video call with Pete the Cactus.

Edwin:  Okay, Bea, thanks! I’ll do all I can to keep Iris happy and perked up.

Bea ends the call and returns to looking into the camera to present comments concerning her upcoming match.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Sorry about that. I apologize for the distraction but the well-being of Iris is important to me and Bill. I’m happy Iris is okay except that she misses us. Hopefully Camp Bow Wow can get Pete the Cactus to either show up and talk with Iris or at least talk to her via video call.

Bea:  Thanks for allowing me to talk with Edwin at Camp Bow Wow so he can help Iris chill out until me and Bill return home from this Tour. So, Little Miss Georgie Robertson, what are you thinking? Okay. . .okay…sorry for asking you to think as I know that people who have little pea brains like yours that thinking makes your head hurt. So since you now have a killer headache due to me asking you a simple question I’ll take the position of answering what I think you’re thinking. You probably think I’m going to be an easy match for you but that proves you aren’t thinking. You’re thinking irrationally and not logically but it is still the same thing that you’re not thinking about me standing opposite the ring in our match. You’re probably thinking that I’ll be easy to take out. Again you’re not thinking logically or  intelligently. You’re probably like all the other mindless morons who follow-the-leader in claiming that I did something I never did. If you’re one of them that means I need to kick the bullshit out of you then kick some common sense into you. Perhaps, Georgie, you think you can call on your friends to come to the ring to interfere in our match so you can get a cheap win. Good grief girl! Do you even have one honest logical thought in your head? I’m not buying the hype people are putting on you. I’ve seen those like you come and go dozens of times. Talk talk talk is all you do and the saying goes that talk is cheap. When Sunday, August 14, 2022, rolls around you can no longer hide behind a camera and talk shit about me. All the talk ends on Sunday and that’s when I put you in your place which is in the corner where I sit you and tell you to shut the f*ck up or I’ll beat more crap out of you some more. Think what you want Georgie. Feel what you want Georgie. No matter what you think or feel I win this match and I move on and move up in the rankings. I sure love over-confident opponents because they tend to make rookie mistakes which is unforgivable in this sport. You know what? I hope you have a nice few days leading up to our match. After I hurt you in our match and hand you a loss there’s going to be way less nice days in your life.

<font color=whiteBea informs the camera person she is done with her comments so they call into the Network to ask them what they want them to do and the Network informs them to cut their camera feed and the Network will return to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / LACHLAN KANE WILL NEED A CANE AFTER OUR MATCH

« on: August 04, 2022, 06:24:11 PM »

LACHLAN KANE WILL NEED A CANE AFTER OUR MATCH

Narrator:  Bill has a match coming up for Climax Control 338 against Lachlan Kane. Bill is looking forward to this match, as he does for all his matches, and he is ready to discuss his upcoming match with you.

The scene switches to the broadcast studio in the Kanteerava Indoor Stadium in Bangalore, India. Bill is sitting at a table to give his comments on his upcoming match. He is casually dressed in blue jeans and a pink pullover shirt. When the Manager of the broadcast studio informs Bill they are live broadcasting Bill launches into his comments.

GREETINGS TO IRIS

Bill:  Bea is not in the studio with me today as this is my air time to present comments for my match at Climax Control 338 against Lachlan Kane. Before I launch into my comments I wish to greet my English Bulldog, Iris, who I hope is watching this broadcast at Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where she is in boarding until we return home from this tour.

Bill clears his throat then he gets ready to give his presentation.

BILL’S HISTORY IN TWO PREVIOUS WRESTLING FEDERATIONS LEADING UP TO SIN CITY WRESTLING.

Bill:  Before I launch into comments directly to you, Lachlan, I want to give you a bit of information on how I am as a wrestler. I’ll take you back to when I worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance then to my time in Sin City Wrestling.

Bill takes a drink of water before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  When I worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance, which is the Wrestling Federation where Goth was the Owner, I was a multi-time Grand Slam Champion. I was also one of the most successful Hardcore Champions in the history of that Federation. When Asylum Wrestling Alliance decided to close their doors I moved to another Wrestling Federation. I was also successful holding  Championships there. My major achievement in that Wrestling Federation was winning the World Heavyweight Championship. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to claim the Championship for any length of time as the owners of that Federation went belly-up financially and closed close up shop. Even though I didn’t have a chance to defend that Championship due to that situation the Record books show I was their last World Heavyweight Champion.

Bill again takes a drink of water before he continues.

Bill:  When they closed up shop I signed on with Sin City Wrestling. I’m honest that I expected I would win all the Championships available to me in a short period of time. Nothing changed in my wrestling. Nothing changed in my desire. The only thing that changed is that I went from two Wrestling Federations that had very good talent to Sin City Wrestling that has great talent. Maybe I took the other wrestlers lightly and it cost me by missing out on obtaining numerous Championships.

Bill breaks to stretch and then he continues with his comments.

BILL’S HISTORY IN SIN CITY WRESTLING

Bill:  The bottom line is that I kept looking forward, I kept moving ahead, and I kept my determination to obtain Championships when the opportunities came my way. Then, on October 23, 2021, I earned the Roulette Championship. That brought us to Climax Control 326 where I held the Roulette Championship for six months, and during those six months I successfully defended the Roulette Championship three times, but at Climax Control 326 I lost the Roulette Championship to Finn Whelan. I have no regrets and nothing has changed in my approach and attitude toward wrestling.

Bill flashes a smile into the camera.

BILL VERSUS LACHLAN

Bill:  Hi Lachlan. Did you miss me? Have you been wondering where I’ve been? Did you hope something happened to me or that I forgot we were having a matc?Not sure why you would waste your time and energy looking for answers to those questions. You need to remember that Satan came after my soul and I defeated his sorry ass so he can never challenge for my soul again so do you honestly think you’re able to take me out? Did you honestly think I went into hiding because you haven’t heard comments from me for nearly a week? Ha ha ha! I’m always the one to be in the face of others so that line of thinking by you is bullshit. Never in my wrestling career have I turned away from a match and refused to participate in the match. Never in my wrestling career have I backed down after a match started. I’ve been in more horrifying, terrifying, violent, and life-threatening matches than everyone on the Sin City Wrestling Roster combined. I’m still here asshole! I’m still going to take you out and dump you in the trash dumpster to be ready for the next trash pickup. Remember that if Satan was unable to intimidate me and take possession of my soul what gives you the right to claim that you can intimidate me and destroy me? Yeah! That’s what I thought!

Bill lets out a hearty laugh before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  Let me start by letting the viewers know that we have no history in the ring against each other. It appears this match is designed to create a history between us. I see you held the Mixed Tag Team Championship which is something me and Bea have also done. But that’s where the similarity in the wrestling history for us ends. You have not obtained, then successfully defended, the Roulette Championship for six months as I did. Yes I finally lost the Roulette Championship but I lost it to a young man who has already proven he can overcome adversity and be a great Champion.

Bill against pauses to drink more water and clear his throat.

Bill:  I have been informed that your style of wrestling is a combination of Technical and speed while my style of wrestling is Technical and brawler. Since we are even on the Technical aspect of wrestling what that leaves us is your speed against my ability to destroy you. Remember there is a saying that goes that YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE! and that will come into play during our match. You may also think that your speed might allow you to get in and land blows on me and give you the speed to get away before I can retaliate. Oh, Lachlan, if I had a Dollar for every opponent who thought that, and I taught them they were wrong, I would have hundreds of Dollars.

Bill glares into the camera.

Bill:  Okay, Lachlan, what’s the bottom line of our match? Other than I’m winning and you’re losing I’d like to bring up a few items. There’s two terms that come into play in our match. One is REACTIVE and one is PROACTIVE. Being proactive means you plan ahead to ensure everything goes the way they are supposed to go. Being reactive means you wait until something happens and you try to counter it with your reaction to the situation. Here are a few examples. When driving if you are proactive you plan ahead so you know where you are going but if you’re reactive you just drive along thinking you know where you’re going then you get lost and waste time trying to find your way to your destination. If you are reactive you might see a swimming pool and run toward it and jump into the air to execute a dive only to find out the pool has no water in it. However if you are proactive you check the pool to ensure it has water in it before you take that dive. In the sport of wrestling if you’re reactive you spend the majority of your time on defense while your opponent beats the crap out of you with their offense. If you’re proactive you spend the majority of your time on offense beating the crap out of your opponent. I hope that was simple enough for your little pea brain to understand. HAR HAR HAR!!!

Bill takes time to get her laughter under control before continuing with his comments.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bill:  Oh, Kane, what else can I say that will ensure you understand you are about to get a hell of a hard beat down by me and you’re going to lose this match? I guess my words are either meaningless to you or you don’t give a damn what other people do or say or what they are capable of in the wrestling ring. If you haven’t figured out yet that this match is going to be your demise at my hands. It will be like a lightning strike hitting you. Just as with lightning, where you see the flash before it is several seconds before you hear the thunder, so my attacks on you will be. You won’t see my blows coming but you will feel them. Then, like with lightning, you won’t hear the sounds for several seconds. Then again if I knock you out you won’t hear anything for a time. I don’t care if you have a fan base larger than mine or that you think your fan base is larger than mine. I don’t care if you think your wrestling abilities are better than mine or you think your wrestling abilities are better than mine. I don’t give a damn about anything you think or do. I enjoy wrestling and I enjoy destroying opponents. My hope is that you, as my opponent, enjoy getting destroyed as much as I’ll enjoy destroying you. I sure hope you have a good time leading up to our match because after I leave you crumpled up on the mat, with my hand raised in victory, there will be no more good times for  you. I’ll enjoy beating you down so hard that you, Lachlan Kane, will be using the assistance of a cane to help you walk for weeks after our match.

Bill informs the Manager of the Broadcast Studio that he is done with his comments. They acknowledge this and the cut the camera feed and return to regularly scheduled programming.

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Climax Control Archives / THE BOMBSHELL INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE MINE

« on: July 28, 2022, 05:27:47 PM »

THE BOMBSHELL INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE MINE

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart has put up with a lot of insults, false accusations, and stupidity, from the rest of the Roster. Now, at Climax Control 337, Bea is in a multi-wrestler match to determine who the next Bombshell Internet Champion will be. I don’t even need to mention this, but I will anyway, that Bea is leaving this match as the newly crowned Bombshell Internet Champion.

RECKLESS DRIVERS, STUPID PEOPLE, AND A KAREN ALSO

The scene changes to a video of incidents Bea Barnhart has had to endure recently. These incidents happened in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and the Network is presenting these videos to show you what Bea has to put up with all the time. We see Bea driving in her Hyundai Palisade to go shopping at Kroger and Wal-Mart near her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We watch as Bea isn’t even out of their housing development when a reckless driver nearly hits her car. She flips off the ignorant driver then she continues to Herrington Road to go into Kroger. Again there is a reckless driver that cuts her off while she is trying to turn into a parking spot. Bea goes inside Kroger and shortly she exits Kroger so she can to go Wal-Mart to pick up some items that Kroger doesn’t have.

Bea:  So damn many reckless and inconsiderate drivers recently in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Reminds me of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who are reckless, inconsiderate, and accusing.

Bea arrives at Wal-Mart where she parks and goes inside. The camera person follows her as she shops for the items she needs. As Bea goes to the self checkout lane the woman in front of her obviously doesn’t know what the hell she is doing. This reminds Bea of the majority of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who also don’t know what the hell they’re doing. The woman at the register keeps inserting various credit cards and ATM cards and all of them are being declined. This is apparently due to her not having money in those accounts or, if she’s using an ATM card, she is entering the wrong PIN number.

Bea:  Excuse me! If you are having issues with your credit cards and ATM cards at the self checkout could you please take your items over to the regular checkout lanes to allow the Wal-Mart employees to properly process your purchases. I need you to move so I can get my purchases home and put away.

The Woman We Will Call Karen:  What? You don’t tell me what to do! You’re an Asian and I don’t take crap from Asians! What the hell do you know compared to a White woman like me?

Bea:  *yelling out loudly so everyone in the store can hear* News flash! We have a KAREN at Wal-Mart who is stupid on how to properly use the self-checkout machine and she’s also racist against Asians. Nice going Karen!

The Woman We Will Call Karen:  How do you know my name is Karen?

Bea:  Oh. . .just a lucky guess. . .Now either move your items to a regular checkout lane to get a Wal-Mart employee to help you check out or I’ll forcibly move you!

The woman, Karen, hails a Wal-Mart person who takes all her items to their register where they still can’t get the items paid for since this Karen has no money in all her financial accounts. Bea quickly scans her items then brushes past the Karen to leave the store and go home ensuring she flashes Karen a sarcastic grin of satisfaction her way out of the store. This infuriates Karen where she starts hurling insults and racist comments against Asians again to which Bea politely replies with a middle-finger salute. Bea gets to her Hyundai Palisade and take off to drive home.

Bea:  Too damn many ignorant, insulting, and racist, people in the world. Glad I was able to leave that Karen in Wal-Mart to deal with her stupidity. Damn! She’s probably so damn stupid that she forgets to wipe after she take a crap.

Bea arrives home and the camera person gets out of her car and they cut their camera feed.

AT THE HOTEL IN JAIPURI, INDIA

The scene shifts to the hotel in Jaipuri, India, where Bea and Bill are staying for Climax Control 337. The hotel is not far from the Sawai Mansingh Indoor Stadium where Bea will participate in a six wrestler match to determine who the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Internet Champion will be. Bill and Bea are sitting at a small dining table near the kitchen area. Bea has her laptop computer on and she and Bill are doing something but we don’t know what they are doing yet.

VIDEO CALL WITH IRIS

Bea:  Hi and welcome to our hotel room in Jaipuri, India. I’m getting ready to defeat five pathetic opponents to become the next Bombshell Internet Champion but first we’re going to have a video call with Iris to see how she’s doing with boarding at Camp Bow Wow. Although Iris is in boarding at Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville, Georgia, I made arrangements with the Manager, Edwin, to allow Iris to conduct a video call with us. There’s Iris on the computer video call now! HI IRIS!

Bill:  Hi Iris! How’s my baby girl?

Iris doesn’t appear happy to see Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea. This is probably due to her not liking having to be in boarding at Camp Bow Wow rather than being at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Iris gives a grumpy look and sad eyes as she lets out a snort of complaint.

Bea:  I’m sorry we had to put you in Camp Bow Wow for boarding while we’re participating in wrestling events in India. We couldn’t risk you getting harmed on the trip so at least we know you’re safe and loved there at Camp Bow Wow.

Bill:  Come on Iris. Give a smile to Daddy.

Iris is grumpy, which is understandable, but when she turns her back to the camera and sulks it breaks the hearts of Bill and Bea.

Bill:  We’ll be home soon and then you’ll be back home in your own bedroom. Until then enjoy being spoiled by the staff at Camp Bow Wow.

Bea:  Iris you know the television show CHEERS where, that when Norm walks into the bar, everyone yells out NORM!!! right?  Remember, Iris, that every time you enter Camp Bow Wow all the Counselors in the room stand up and yell out IRIS!!! so that proves you’re loved. I know you miss us, and we miss you, but we can still give each other a virtual kiss since we’re on a video call. Come on Iris! Give Mommy and Daddy a kiss!

Iris turns around facing the camera and she licks the camera and the image we see on Bea’s laptop computer is totally blurred due to Iris slobbering on the camera.

Bea:  Thanks for the virtual kiss Iris! We love you! Bye!

Bea ends the video call with Iris. Bill leaves the table to go on the couch while Bea moves moves the laptop computer to the side of the table then she takes a position where the camera person can get a good shot of her as she comments on her upcoming match. Bill didn’t want to get in the way of Bea’s presentation for her match.

TIME TO ADDRESS MY OPPONENTS

Bea:  Now comes the time when I get to talk to my five opponents. We’re in a six wrestler match to determine who becomes the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Internet Champion. We all know that person will be me. But I guess I still have to explain that to my five opponents as I don’t believe their mental comprehension skills are working at higher than a moron level. To be fair to my opponents I’ll address them alphabetically, by their first name, so that nobody thinks they’re more special than the others because they were mentioned before the others were mentioned. Once again you’ll find me to be direct and honest in my comments.

Bea holds one finger up.

Bea:  Ariana I start with you because your first name starts with A. We have no history against each other in the ring. Both of us are coming into this match not having experience against the other. However before you get an attitude and think I’m easy to eliminate from this match let me tell you what you’re in for. The way to eliminate an opponent from the match is to toss them out of the ring where both their feet touch the floor. It will be easy to eliminate you as you will find out.

Bea holds two fingers up.

Bea:  Next I come to Kayla Richards. From what I’ve seen of you I’ve come to the conclusion that you are a pathetic piece of crap wrestler who has to resort to underhanded and sneaky attacks on other wrestlers to try to inflict damage on them. It seems extremely pathetic that you have to resort to that crap because you don’t have the wrestling abilities to back up what your mouth is saying. Don’t worry Kayla as I’ll eliminate you quickly in this match so you won’t have to endure the humiliation of the fans taunting you over your pathetic wrestling during the match. Of course for weeks after our match the fans will continue to taunt you for your pathetic performance in our match.

Bea holds three fingers up.

Bea:  Now to you Keira. I know you have a somewhat impressive record here in Sin City Wrestling. I also know that somehow you’ve managed to avoid having a match against me. I wonder how that happened Keira. Did you run to Management and tell them you are afraid to wrestle against me? Did you pay them bribe money to keep them from assigning you to a match with me? I don’t have the answers to those questions as only you can answer them. When you step into the ring at Climax Control 337 and I eliminate you then all your questions will be answered.

Bea holds four fingers up.

Bea:  Now I come to the only wrestler in our match that I have respect for and that is Seleana Zdunich. Seleana you may be asking yourself why I respect you and that’s a good question. The reason is that I’ve had three matches with you and you defeated me in two of those matches. In the third match you pinned someone else for the win in a multi-wrestler match. I admire your work in the ring. I admire what you’ve accomplished. Of my five opponents in our match you’re the one I want most to eliminate to prove I am what I claim I am. It is a pleasure and honor to face you again.

Bea holds five fingers up.

Bea:  Now I finish up talking to Tempest. You’re not last in my comments due to me thinking poorly of you so don’t go there. I stated up front that I was addressing my five opponents by where their first names land alphabetically. So, Tempest, we had one match, which was a Mixed Tag Team Championship match, and your team got the win when you pinned me. That was well over a year ago so if you think I’m the same wrestler I was back then you’re only deceiving yourself. I’ve come a long way and I have no problem tossing you out of the ring and ensuring both your feet touch the floor so you get eliminated.

Bea claps her hands then gives a stern look into the camera as she continues with her comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Having five opponents in this match is interesting and fun. You simply cannot focus on just one wrestler while ignoring the others. If you do that you end up failing to eliminate the wrestler you are trying to eliminate but at the same time you can have someone come up and eliminate you. It’s an interesting situation where you have to be focused on the wrestler in front of you and the other wrestlers who are behind you or next to you. I’ve discussed this match with Bill and he’s been working with me to ensure I have great ring presence, that I don’t allow myself to be ganged up on by the other wrestlers, and that I quickly eliminate my opponents by sending them to the arena floor where both their feet touch the floor for the elimination.

Bea raises her arms into the air in a victory pose.

Bea:  I have every intention of winning this match and being crowned the Bombshell Internet Champion. I have five opponents who have the same intention so this match is going to be a combination of fast, furious, hard-hitting, aggressive, and punishing. The bottom line is who the last wrestler standing is in the ring when the other five wrestlers have been eliminated. That last wrestler standing in the ring will be ME so get used to calling me Bea Barnhart. . .Sin City Wrestling’s Bombshell Internet Champion!

Bea laughs loudly.

Bea:  With six wrestlers involved in our match that gives each wrestler a 16.6 percent chance of winning. When one is eliminated and I’m left with four opponents each of us then has a 20 percent chance of winning. When me and three others wrestlers are remaining that gives each of us a 25 percent chance of winning. Then when it comes down to me and two other wrestlers we each have a 33.3 percent chance of winning. And then, when it comes down to me and one other wrestler we each have a 50 percent chance of winning the match. Ha ha ha!!! Who are they kidding? If my five opponents feel they have anywhere from 16.6 percent to 50 percent chance of winning they are deceived. From the instant the Timekeeper rings the bell to officially start our match I have 100 percent chance of winning!

Bea gain bursts out in loud laughter.

Bea:  I feel it is great that the other opponnets in my match are taking me lightly. After I win the Internet Championship they will all be taking me seriously and demanding a shot at my Internet Championship!

Bea tells the camera person she is done with her comments and they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / ALEXANDER YOUR PAYMENT IS DUE

« on: July 20, 2022, 09:17:55 AM »

PAYMENT IS DUE

Narrator:  I had a discussion with Bill Barnhart before coming on the air to present opening comments to you. Bill is fired up being in the Main Event against Alexander Raven for another chance to become a two-time Roulette Champion. Bill told me he has several items to talk about before talking to directly to Alexander Raven so let’s get this party started!

PROTECTING IRIS

The scene opens in Bill’s hotel room located near the Sandar Vallabhbhai Patel Indoor Stadium in Mumbai, India. We do not see Bea or Iris which makes us wonder where they might be but we’re sure Bill will let us know. Bill is sitting on the couch and when the camera person gives him the signal that they are live broadcasting Bill launches into his comments.

Bill:  I have several comments to get out of the way before I inform Alexander Raven why he’s losing the Roulette Championship to me and I walk away as a two-time Roulette Champion at Climax Control 336.

Bill holds one finger up.

Bill:  The first item is why Iris is not with us on this trip to India for this tour. I heard that the people in India, like those of Korea, consider dog to be a delicacy. Since Iris is plump I felt it wouldn’t be right to risk her life bringing her on this trip to India. Iris remained in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and she is boarding at Camp Bow Wow there. Iris will miss her Daddy and Mommy but she has to realize her safety is more important than her traveling with us on this tour.

NO SPEEDO

Bill holds two fingers up.

Bill:  The second item is that even though my two recent Speedo incidents brought enjoyment and thrills to the fans Management has decided not to put me on the billing at Bill “Speedo” Barnhart. They said they will only use Bill “BULLDOG” Barnhart. Nothing like a wrestler having a bit of fun, thrilling the crowd, and making the other wrestlers jealous. But since Management controls the Federation I respect their decision and move on.

BEA AS MY MANAGER

Bill holds three fingers up.

Bill:  My third item to discuss is Bea. Bea is on this tour with me but she is currently taking a nap in the other room as the flight was long and she wanted to rest. We are both going to miss Iris but we will be fine and so will Iris. Bea asked me to let you know that she will be at ringside during the Main Event as she is my Manager. She said for me to remind everyone that she no longer carries a spray bottle of perfume with her when she is serving as my Manager. Bea also said she hopes the Roulette Wheel will stop on a type of Roulette Rules match that allows both Alexander Raven and me to go all out, fully within the rules, and the winner, me of course, doesn’t have their win tainted by controversy.

SHORT BREAK

Bill informs the camera person he will take a very short break to get something to drink. When Bill returns from his drink break he again sits down on the couch to continue with his comments.

THE TRUTH ABOUT ALEXANDER RAVEN

Bill:  Well, Alexander, I now turn my comments to you. Most likely you won’t like what I have to say but I don’t give a damn what you like or don’t like as I’m here to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, regardless of whether you like what I have to say or not.

Bill grins.

Bill:  Raven you have to admit, and you cannot deny it as you’ve stated it many times yourself, that your record in wrestling isn’t stellar. . .it isn’t great. . .and it can barely be classified as good. You’ve admitted numerous times that you were the cause of your failures in the wrestling ring. I will give you credit that recently you managed to stay focused on your matches and end up with a few wins and you were successful at Summer XXXTreme X at defending the Roulette Championship. But we know how you are Alexander. You end up with a few wins and you forget all those losses you took, all those failures you endured, and your ego gets bigger than what you are able to back up. I can’t wait to watch you self-destruct during our match.

Bill presents an even larger grin than before.

Bill:  So, Raven, how do you really feel about us being in the Main Event for Climax Control 336? I feel outstanding knowing that we’re in the Main Event due to me being in this match. Management knows who the real money draws are and when they look at me they see huge dollar signs flashing in their eyes. No, Alexander, I don’t take you lightly as I know you can get the job done if you knew how to properly apply yourself. I would never take the chance of taking  you lightly and then you have that moment where you happen to actually perform well in a match and I let the match slip away. That’s damn sure not going to happen in our match at Climax Control 336.

WHAT THIS MATCH COMES DOWN TO

Bill:  So, Raven, what do I feel this match comes down to? It comes down to where the Roulette Wheel stops to determine what type of match rules. . .or no rules at all. . .that we will have for our match. I personally hope the Roulette Wheel will land on NO RULES or ANYTHING GOES so that the winner of our match. . .me of course. . .walks away from the match with the fans talking about my performance for months for months. However, Raven, no matter where the Roulette Wheel lands I have the advantage. You have to understand that this is not a four wrestler Ultimate X Over The Pool match like we had at Summer XXXTreme X. That type of match, although demanding and fun, doesn’t get the point across as does a one-on-one match like we are having at Climax Control 336. It is way easier to get a wrestler to lose their grip on the scaffolding and drop into the pool than to be in the ring and have to totally earn the win.

PAYMENT IS DUE

Bill:  Alexander I’ll end my comments by stating that PAYMENT IS DUE. What I mean by that is I feel you squeaked by in your match where you regained the Roulette Championship and then you again squeaked by in the Ultimate X Over The Pool match at Summer XXXTreme X. Unless you are a mouse your squeaking has ended and you’re going to lose to me at Climax Control 336. I have come to collect your payment which is overdue. That payment consists of the Roulette Championship which rightfully belongs to me. When the Timekeeper rings the bell to officially start our match your ass is mine. You can run but you will not be able to hide from me. You can yell and scream and hurl threats at me but your screams and threats are useless against me The bottom line is that the instant the bell rings I will be on you in a flash and I’m not going to let up on you until the bell rings again to end our match and I am officially announced as the winner and a two-time Roulette Champion. That’s the payment that is due from you Alexander. PAY UP THEN SHUT UP!!!

We can tell Bill is about to close his presentation but he returns to gazing into the camera.

Bill:  Raven I’m sure you are familiar with George Thorogood’s song titled BAD TO THE BONE. Let me have the studio play the official music video for you.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE MUSIC VIDEO

The video is finished playing and we return to a shot of Bill Barnhart.

Bill:  Well, Alexander, I’m the wrestler who is bad to the bone. I’m the person George Thorogood had in mind when he wrote that song. When you step into the ring with me at Climax Control 336 you need to realize you’re stepping into the ring with one of the baddest mother *bleep*ers on the planet! I promise when our match is over you will hold an interview and when they ask you why you lost the match and the Roulette Championship to me your only response will be BECAUSE BILL BARNHART IS BAD TO THE BONE!

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and they tell the camera person to cut their camera feed and they do and our screen goes dark.

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