IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!
Narrator: Bill Barnhart is looking forward to his match against Mac Bane at Climax Control 341. I will turn you over to Bill to allow him to tell you what he thinks and how he feels about this match against Mac Bane.
The scene switches to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart at a hotel near the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. It is a very nice room with a kitchen and living room area and a bedroom area separate from the rest of the room. Bill walks into the living room area and sits on the couch and then Bea walks over and sits next to him. They wait until the camera person gives them the notification they are live broadcasting. When they get that signal we are underway.
A CHALLENGE BILL DID NOT ACCEPT
Bill: Recently Fenris went public and issued a challenge to anyone who wanted to take him on since he is back from his recovery period. The incident that affected his vision was during his match against Senor Vinnie with Bea in his corner as his Manager. Before I make further comments, Bea, would you please fill the viewers in on what really happened during that match?
Bea: Everyone should know that up until the Fenris versus Senor Vinnie match took place I did, in fact, carry a small plastic spray bottle of diluted perfume in my purse. I would spray it to help take away the smell of sweat and other putrid smells coming from the other wrestlers. During that match between Senor Vinnie and Fenris I overheard comments from Jason Adams and Belinda Simone at their announcing table. I took offense at their comments about me so I decided to walk over to their table and confront them over their comments. As I set out to walk to their announcing table I placed my small plastic spray bottle of diluted perfume on the ring apron in the corner and it was outside of the ring on the ring apron. I walked over and was beginning to confront Jason and Belinda when I heard a scream and when I turned around I saw Vinnie pinning Fenris for the win. I had no clue what happened in the match at that point because I was arguing with Belinda and Jason. Later I was told that Vinnie got knocked to the mat in the corner where I placed my small plastic spray bottle of perfume, before I walked over to confront Jason and Belinda, an supposedly Vinnie grabbed the spray bottle and sprayed Fenris with it. After that everyone was trying to accuse me of spraying perfume into the eyes of Fenris to help Vinnie in his match and I had to argue against those false accusations as I never sprayed anyone with anything during their match. I guess Fenris finally got the message that I was innocent of any wrongdoing in that match so he managed to get a Grudge match scheduled against Senor Vinnie. And before anyone asks I no longer carry any type of spray bottles of perfume in my purse so get off that crap okay!
Bill: Wow! Bea just picked up the shit you all threw at her and she threw it back in your faces! Har har har! But onto the item of Fenris and a Grudge Match. Fenris decided to call me out and challenge me so I reminded him that the persons involved in the incident were Senor Vinnie and Bea even though Bea didn’t do anything more than setting her small plastic bottle of diluted perfume on the ring apron on the outside of the ring. I told Fenris to leave me out of his challenges since I wasn’t involved, in any way, in the incident. I also went on to remind Fenris that when I signed up with Sin City Wrestling I made it public there were three wrestlers I wanted to face as I felt these three were in the classification of dream matches for me. Those wrestlers were Casey Williams, Griffin Hawkins, and Fenris. I got my matches with Hawkins and Fenris but Casey chickened out. I lost to both Griffin and Fenris in those matches but both matches were amazing, challenging, and fun for me.
Bea: Tell the viewers what else you mentioned to Fenris as not everyone was able to see those comments when you made them.
Bill: I told Fenris since his issue is with Senor Vinnie and Bea, and not with me, I suggested he get a Bombshell Tag Team partner and face off against Senor Vinnie and Bea in a Mixed Tag Team match. I guess he decided against that and now we have a Fenris versus Senor Vinnie match at Climax Control 341. This match is classified as a Grudge match to end of Grudge matches. By the way Bea you haven’t told me if you’ll be at ringside in Vinnie’s corner to serve as his Manager or if you’ll remain in the dressing room area.
Bea: I’m legally the Manager for both you and Senor Vinnie and I’ll be at ringside in Vinnie’s corner. And, no, I don’t have any small plastic spray bottles in my purse to bring with me to ringside.
Bill: You’re a tough woman Bea. I’ll be watching Vinnie’s match from our dressing room area. Now that we have that information out in the open it is time for me to address Mac Bane in my upcoming match at Climax Control 341.
HEY. . .MAC. . .IT’S ASS KICKING TIME!!!
Bill: Hi Mac! Glad to have an opportunity to face off against you again. To prove I’m an honest person I’ll give the results of our two previous matches so everyone knows the truth. Our first match against each other was October 11, 2020 at Climax Control 281. It was a Roulette Rules Dumpster Match where, in order to win, you had to stuff your opponent into a Dumpster and close the lid. Mac you did, in fact, manage to get me stuffed into the dumpster and close the lid for the win. Even though you shoved the dumpster and it slammed into me and knocked me down I’m still here ready to take you on for Climax Control 341. Our second match was February 28, 2021 at Climax Control 293. It was a Blast From The Past Tournament match and you and your partner won the match over me and Maki when you pinned me. So here I am, in front of the world, to let everyone know that I’m 0-2 against you and I’m honest and man enough to admit the facts. However, Mac, you and I are a lot alike. We take vicious hits and blows and keep coming back and performing at the top of the performance scale. We don’t let bruises, cuts, or anything else, keep us from getting back into the wrestling ring quickly after a loss. I admire that about you because you’re like me in that you never give up.
Bea: Before you continue with comments on your match with Mac Bane would you mind telling the viewers what happened with Iris as they only received partial information while we were on tour in India.
Bill: Okay but I’m not taking a lot of time on this item as I have more important things to discuss. . .like how I’m going to destroy Mac in our match and possibly cause him to go into permanent retirement from wrestling. We’re glad to be back in the United States after our tour in India. When we came back from the tour in India we returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to get Iris out of boarding at Camp Bow Wow and to work out an arrangement with our neighbor to take care of Iris while we take shorter trips for wrestling events now that we’re back in the United States. While we’re here in Las Vegas for Climax Control 341 our neighbor, Peter, three houses down from us is taking care of Iris for us. He has a dog named Obi and Peter and his wife will take great care of Iris until we return.
Bea: What’s the next item you plan on discussing?
Bill: I’ll discuss my all-time favorite Animal Planet episode that features a Wolverine and a Grizzly Bear as it perfectly represents how myself and Mac Bane are going to be in this match and how I plan on kicking his ass.
Bea: I watched that episode on Animal Planet also and it is truly an amazing animal encounter!
Bill: The episode on Animal Planet revolved around a Wolverine and a Grizzly Bear. This Wolverine hides their Deer carcass in the bushes and takes off looking for other things. While the Wolverine was off on his adventure a Grizzly Bear walks over and attempts to walk off with the Deer carcass that rightfully belonged to the Wolverine. As the Grizzly Bear is trying to drag the Deer carcass away the Wolverine comes back and confronts the Grizzly Bear. An altercation occurs and the Wolverine stands his ground and takes on the Grizzly Bear. Even though the Grizzly Bear is powerful, huge, and about 200 pounds heavier than the Wolverine, the Grizzly Bear backs down from the Wolverine and runs away. The Wolverine, proud of his fighting and intimidation abilities, struts off dragging his Deer carcass with him.
Bea: Tell the viewers why this story is a perfect representation of you and your match with Mac Bane.
Bill: Mac you’re like the Grizzly Bear in that episode of Animal Planet. You try to take things that don’t belong to you. That’s stealing in case you didn’t understand that concept. But you’re a lot like that Grizzly Bear who was confronted by a pissed off Wolverine who owned the Deer carcass, and the Bear chickens out and runs away. When you have to confront me, at Climax Control 341, a wrestler who will never back down from others, you’ll realize you’re in over your head and you’ll back down and walk, or run, away, just as the Grizzly Bear did against the Wolverine. I’m not allowing you to defeat me in our upcoming match!
INTELLIGENCE AND EDUCATION
Bill: Oh, Mac, now you get to find out, that in addition to being a fantastic and brutal wrestler in the ring, I’m also exceptionally intelligent and well-educated with two Bachelor’s Degrees. First let me inform you that I’ve tested for my I.Q. numerous times and I’ve been certified to have an I.Q. of 130. Since I’m sure you’re nowhere near where I am in I.Q. let me inform you that my I.Q. places me in the top five percent intelligence in the world. I also have two Bachelor’s Degrees with one in Business Administration and the other in Criminal Justice.
Bea: Tell them how your two Bachelor’s Degrees play a part in your wrestling.
Bill: My Bachelor’s Degree in Business Administration allows me to be precise, to-the-point, without wasting time, words, and actions in accomplishing my goals and in accomplishing my wrestling in a wrestling ring. My Bachelor’s Degree in Criminal Justice allows me to evaluate all the information presented and for me to quickly, and accurately, conclude whether a crime has been committed or not. So what does my Bachelor’s Degree in Business Administration tell me about our match? It tells me you lack in so many ways such as in organization, planning, and delivery and that equates into an easy win for me. As for my Bachelor’s Degree in Criminal Justice it allows me to quickly, and accurately, evaluate you to determine if you are bullshitting or telling the truth. Yeah. . .you’re bullshitting! You’re an easy one to evaluate when it comes to whether you have what it takes to take me out or not.
SHAKEN. . .NOT STIRRED
Bill: Although the comment “Shaken. . .Not Stirred” appeared in the written novels of James Bond it was Sean Connery, while portraying James Bond in the movies, who uttered the words “SHAKEN. . .NOT STIRRED” when he was asked how he liked his Martini. Let’s evaluate that shall we Mac? I plan in shaking your world so badly you’ll lose your focus, lose your ability to continue in our match, and most likely lose your ability to remain conscious during our match. Yes, Mac, as it was with James Bond that when asked how he liked his Marini he said “SHAKEN. . .NOT STIRRED” so when people ask me how I plan on destroying you in our match I respond that I’ll defeat you by you being SHAKEN. . .NOT STIRRED by me. The devastation I plan on administering to you during our match may change how the rules of wrestling come into play in future matches. I have no pity for you. I have no compassion for you. I have no desire to allow you to remain conscious in our match. You have to deal with that because you have no choice in the matter!
CLOSING COMMENTS
Bill: Well, Mac, what are you thinking right now? Want to know something? I don’t give a shit what you’re thinking or how you’re feeling. I’m in control of our match and I’m planning on sending you into retirement. Does that make you mad Mac? Does that piss you off? Are you so damn upset that you want to piss on yourself? Are you upset to the point that you’ll have to purchase interference in our match to try to have them take me down a bit so that you might increase from a 10 percent chance of winning to perhaps a 20 percent chance of winning. Listen up Mac and listen carefully. I recently took out the big bad monster named Armageddon. I’ve endured decades of Satan coming to me and challenging me for my soul and I defeated him every time. The last time I defeated him he had accepted the stipulations of the challenge that if I win then he is prohibited, for eternity, or every challenging me again.
Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.
Bill: Mac you can’t bring anything to our match that I haven’t seen before. You can’t bring anything to this match to give you a victory over me. Speaking specifically on Singles Championships in Sin City Wrestling I know you’ve held the World Heavyweight Championship three times but I also know your longest reign as World Heavyweight Champion was about three months with the other two being about two months. I see you were Roulett Champion but you walked away and vacated the title after a month. I see you were also Internet Champion but you vacated that Championship also after about two months. What the F*CK Mac? I want you to go public and give every excuse ever mentioned in the sport of wrestling but not being able to retain possession of Championships for more than a very short period of time. I dare you!
Bill flashes a huge grin in to the camera again and this time he laughs so hard it takes him some time to recover from his laughing and continue with his comments.
Bill: Listen carefully Mac. When you look in the Dictionary and look up the word LOSER they show a photo of you! If you look up CHUMP it also shows a photo of you. I mean, come on Mac, if you look up any term that relates to being a chump loser the Dictionary shows a photo of you. I mean. . .DAMN!. . .talk about you living a pathetic life! Mac you can say whatever you want and nothing changes and I still defeat you! Try whatever you want but nothing in the Universe can help you avoid a defeat at my hand. Thanks for tuning in Mac. See you on September 18th at Climax Control 341.
Bill gives the CUT signal to the camera person who cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.
