This past week on Climax Control saw many changes, a new Bombshell Champion was crowned, Odette Ryder was in NXT, Marty McFarge discussed Matthew Kennedy’s sex life……that sounded a lot dirtier than I intended.
However one change flew under the radar, namely the debut of a new bombshell by the name of Jessie Salco who was seen mingling with the other bombshells at Odette Ryder’s party…..where she subsequently hijacked the DJ booth, this young metalhead was facing two other new women in SCW, Miss Evangelista and Alexis Morrison,
Outside the hotel room shared by Jessie and Katie Salco, Malibu, California
July 9, 2012, 11:00am
The hallway where the two sister’s hotel room is is relatively quiet considering my music tastes, off course at the time I was half awake and nursing a hell of a hangover so I was hardly in the mood for anything right now, unfortunately for me it would turn out that I wouldn’t have a say in the matter.
Ms. Rocky Mountains: This is Rocky Mountains standing outside the hotel room where one of SCW’s newest Bombshells Jessie Salco, who many are already calling the Headbanging Mistress of Mayhem based on her antics at the recent Climax Control Bombshell Party, I’m hoping to get a word with her regarding her debut match against Miss Evangelista and Alexis Morrison so let’s see who answers the door.
Rocky knocks on the door and after a few moments my sister answered who was not looking too pleased to say the least.
KS: Oh you’re that interviewer who took Jessie to that party last night, Rocky Mountains was it?
Ms. Rocky Mountains: Yes, I am hoping to get a word with Jessie regarding her debut match against Alexis Morrison and Miss Evangelista next week on Climax Control, is she awake?
KS: Oh, she’s awake all right, come in, I’ll show you.
Katie held the door open for Rocky and the cameramen letting them in, the hotel room is pretty large with a kitchen and two bedrooms, off course Katie’s the one paying for it so I’m not complaining, she leads Rocky to my room and the cameraman shows my half awake, hung-over self still wearing the outfit I wore to the party last night.
KS: Rise and shine Jessie.
JS: What….what?
Ms. Rocky Mountains: Oh….err, I can tell this is a bad time so if you want me to leave I will……
KS: No, no, I want you to stay, show the world just how bad an idea it is for a young impressionable girl to get caught up in a party like that!
It was at that point that I was starting to get my bearings, emphasized by the glare I was giving Katie.
JS: Young? Impressionable, my ass! Don’t give me that bullshit Katie; I’m 22 years old for fuck’s sake!
KS: And I’m 27 years old and I was in the same position you were when I was your age Jessie.
JS: All I wanted to do was have a good time and make some friends, not to mention introduce myself to the SCW Audience! That’s it! So what if I had a few drinks?
KS: A few?! Jessie by night’s end you were too drunk to walk let alone drive, I had to carry you to the car once the party ended!
JS: Okay maybe I went a bit overboard but that unless you invited them here to humiliate me on TV that doesn’t explain why they’re here!
I said pointing to Rocky and the camera crew who were watching the argument on the sidelines whilst looking visibly uncomfortable.
Ms. Rocky Mountains: I can answer that, Jessie whilst you were passed out your debut match was booked, and you are facing Miss Evangelista and Alexis Morrison in a Triple Threat Match that will serve as the opener for next week’s Climax Control.
I grin at that, my first match and it’s a triple threat, this was going to be fun.
JS: Good, two times the opposition two times the ass I will kick in my debut……well as soon as my hangover passes anyway.
I groan as I clutch my head, Katie shakes her head.
KS: So my sister behaves irresponsibly on her first show with this company and they award her with this match hmm? I swear I don’t understand wrestling companies sometimes!
JS: Okay, Katie, what the hell is your problem?!
I snap at her catching Katie and the interviewer off guard.
KS: Excuse me?!
JS: I chose to attend that party to get noticed and maybe make some friends, I was bound to get drunk at some point and here you are demonizing me for it! Why?! Ever since I started wrestling you’ve pretty much criticized every move I make out of the ring!
KS: Maybe I wouldn’t need to do that if you weren’t a recovering drug addict!
Katie quickly covers her mouth once she realizes what she has just said on National TV but the damage is done, the camera picked up every word of that sentence.
JS: Get out!
I said in a low voice that made it clear I was angry, hell I was pissed off at this point!
KS: Jessie I……
JS: I SAID GET OUT!
I snap at her again and Katie winces before leaving, Rocky Mountains shared a look with the camera crew before excusing herself leaving me alone with them, I took a deep breath as a ran a hand down my face.
JS: First shot at a major promotion and my sister already fucks it up for me! God damn it!
Cameraman: Err, if you want us to leave we’ll understand.
I shake my head.
JS: Fuck it, you’re here, I have a match to promote, we may as well get this over with! But first I want to address what my sister just said if it’s okay with you?
Cameraman: Sure, go ahead.
JS: I won’t go into detail so I’ll keep this brief, I was a foster kid growing up, never met my real parents, whilst I was growing up I turned to drugs, the hardcore stuff you know? I’ve cleaned up since then and Katie’s family adopted me shortly after that but Katie constantly worries about me going back down that path and turning to drugs again, to the point where she insists on accompanying me on the road, as you can tell things can and do get heated between us.
Cameraman: Yeah, we noticed, so about your match?
I sigh as I grab a hairbrush so that I can straighten out my hair, any enthusiasm I had for my match a few minutes ago just got sucked out by my argument with Katie.
JS: I won’t lie, I’m looking forward to it, it’s my chance at the big time and I really don’t want to screw this up, what do you have on my opponents?
CM: Err; nothing on Evangelista but Alexis is pretty much the opposite of you, here, have a read.
The camera guy hands over a piece of paper with info on Alexis and I frown.
JS: Ah, yeah she’s one of those girls.
CM: You mean the satanic type?
JS: Pretty much, I guess this is the part where I’m supposed to trash talk them huh?
CM: If you want yeah.
JS: Okay, hello SCW Fans, I’m Jessie Salco, you may remember me from last night’s Bombshell Party, and in fact I’m still feeling the aftereffects of the party! This week I’m facing not one but two other women in my first match here in SCW as I’m taking on Miss Evangelista and Alexis Morrison who are also making their debuts, I’ll get to Miss Evangelista or whatever her name is in a minute but first let’s talk about the Satanic Chick!
Fun, isn’t it?
JS: Okay before I continue how many in this room heard that “Heavy Metal is the devil” bullshit that was spread through the news media during the 80s?
I ask the cameracrew who sheepishly raise their hands.
JS: Yeah thought so, hell my stepparents thought the same thing until I introduced them to bands like Kamelot and Helloween, back on topic, as a metalhead I hear that bullshit a lot from friends who’s only exposure to metal is through the Black Metal genre and trust me I can rant all day about that! So the fact that I’m getting the chance to kick the ass of a Satanic Chick is quite a bit of poetic justice in my book!
I shake my head,
JS: Granted Alexis you do wrestle a similar style to mine but trust me, that’s where the similarities end! I don’t know if you’re into metal or not but if you are then you give metalheads a bad name with your satanic bullshit, needless to say I’ll take pleasure in kicking your ass.
And now it’s time for me to address Miss Whatshername.
JS: Miss name that pretty much tells me that you’re a snob just by looking at it; I wish I could say I had as much material as I do for Alexis but I don’t! I don’t know much about you besides the fact that your name is snobby and a tongue twister! If I end up being right then oh this match will be perfect for me because I get to kick the asses of two people of hate the most, snobs and satanic chicks!
I’m about to wrap things up when Katie enters the room, I sigh as I set the hairbrush down.
KS: Jess, I shouldn’t have said that, I’m sorry.
Katie sighs and I shake my head.
JS: Kate, you revealed that I am a recovering drug addict on TV; do you have any idea what this could do for my career?
KS: Yes I do, I said it in the heat of the moment and I regret saying it, really.
Katie says with a look of sincerity and I sigh.
JS: I’m sorry as well, I never should’ve snapped at you like that and I’m a dumbass for even thinking about it, at least I had a blast behind the DJ Booth!
Katie chuckles at that.
KS: Yeah, I’ll admit, that did look like a lot of fun, so friends?
I smirk at that, related or not we’re still sisters and no matter how bad the arguments get blood’s thicker than water.
JS: Yeah, we’re friends, hell we’re more than that we’re sisters, we shouldn’t fight like that.
KS: Agreed, come on, I’ve fixed ourselves up some breakfast, should help with the hangover if nothing else.
JS: Sounds good, just gotta finish this promo.
Katie nods before leaving the room and I turn to the camera.
JS: Alexis, Evangelista, I may not be experienced as either of you but once I get flying you’ll have no chance of stopping me, just remember girls, when you’re on the matt and you see me heading up top, you’ll know that Air Salco has just passed you by!
I leave the room so I can eat breakfast as the scene fades.
