RP Title: “Justice will be served!”

Seven months ago, during SCW’s Japanese Tour James Tuscini beat Steve Ramone in controversial fashion for the Roulette Championship ending Steve’s title reign on its second defense, how was it controversial? Both men were knocked out and James happened to land on top of Steve leading Jacob Summers to count the pin-fall and since then Steve has held nothing back on his thoughts on the matter calling James a thief and Summers an incompetent referee who should’ve declared the match a draw.

Since then Steve has had only one other shot at the Roulette Title alongside Ryan Keys and Matt Spears and after spending most of the summer on the hunt for the Internet Championship, held by Rage at the time, Steve was back in the Roulette Title Scene and with the last Supercard of the year just two weeks away Steve found himself in the same position he found himself all the way back at My Bloody Valentine II, challenging for the Roulette Title but since the title isn’t vacant this time around and James, aside from briefly losing it to Johnny Tsunami at the last Climax Control before Violent Conduct III, has held an iron grip on it but can Steve end the year as champion?

The Jeremy Kyle Show (US Version)
Thursday the 10th of November 2016, 09:00am

Oh, my god, I can’t believe that I’m going through this shit again!

You may remember my last appearance on The Jeremy Kyle Show several months ago right when my hunt for the Internet Championship was starting, yeah, the show that pretty much ended my relationship with Charlotte and led to me introducing Kaylee to the world just a few weeks later, I’m not exactly thrilled about my return to the show.

And like last time, this wasn’t my idea.

You may remember back during SCW’s Canadian Tour where I said to Kaylee that my private investigator had uncovered that Charlotte had been cheating on me all this time, even worse was that the dates match up to Marcus’s birth which made me think that I’m not his biological dad, well I don’t know what took Charlotte so long but she caught wind of it and contacted the Jeremy Kyle show for a Lie Detector and DNA Test only this time she’s taking the Lie Detector and Kaylee’s actually appearing on stage.

I can’t wait for this.

I’m also convinced that the timing is no coincidence, she must know that I have a huge match coming up at High Stakes VI in two weeks’ time where I’m finally getting my one on one rematch against James Tuscini for the SCW Roulette Championship and she’s doing this as a way to get back at me for throwing her plans for getting full custody of Sophie and Marcus out the window by potentially throwing me off my game.

It’s not going to work, that’s all I’m saying.

“Good morning and as ever a big, big welcome to the show.” Jeremy greeted the audience as he walked on stage before turning to the camera. “Now you may remember our first guest Steve from a previous show, watch this my friends.” Jeremy started before highlights of my previous appearance on the Jeremy Kyle Show played, mostly highlighting my conflict with Charlotte, the incident with Andreas and Cyrus being in the audience and the Lie Detector result that ended my marriage. “Now Steve is back and the shoes on the other foot! Not only is Charlotte doing a lie detector but there is a DNA Test result on his one year old son, Steve’s on the Jeremy Kyle Show!”

As soon as I was given my cue I walked out on stage and this time I didn’t even bother pretending to be happy, I just marched out on stage and sat down on a chair. “Can we just get this shit over with? I have more important things to do than put up with your pompous ass!”

“Nice to see you too Steve.” Jeremy muttered under his breath before consulting his notes. “Right, first, don’t swear.”

“What am I, twelve?” I asked as I rolled my eyes. “I know the country’s about to go down the crapper because of that idiot who’ll be occupying the White House in a few months but why the fuck can’t I swear?!”

“Because we’re on daytime TV.” Jeremy responded with a deadpan expression on his face and I rolled my eyes. “Let’s get down to business, why is your baby having a DNA Test done and why is Charlotte doing a lie detector?”

“I can answer both of those questions at once, she’s a hypocrite!” I responded as I shifted my weight. “She ended our marriage because I cheated on her with the woman I’m currently seeing, well during our divorce proceedings in September I hired a private detective to see if he could dig up any ammo I could use against her, to make a long story short, she’s been cheating on me for the past two years including around the time that Marcus was conceived.”

“Are you sure about that?” Jeremy asked and I nodded in response.

“I’d say that I wouldn’t be here if I wasn’t but Charlotte dragged me on again.” I responded as I folded my arms. “But I will say that she agreed to shared custody of the kids after I brought it up in court so there’s some truth to what I’m saying.”

“Whilst we’re on that subject, you mentioned that your now in a relationship with another woman.” Jeremy said as he consulted his card. “Her name’s Kaylee and Charlotte had a few interesting things to say about her, didn’t she?”

“If by interesting things you mean “she’s a porn star” then yes, she did.” I responded as I shifted my weight. “And before you get on my case about letting someone in that profession around my kids, before she met me she spent most of her off time looking after her niece and nephew and I’ve seen her around those kids, in my opinion she’d make a great mom.”

“Well you are entitled to it but let’s hear things from the other side.” Jeremy said and as soon as I heard that I got up, picked up my chair and moved it across the stage. “Oh dear, he’s getting ready for it! Charlotte’s back on the Jeremy Kyle Show!” As soon as he said that Charlotte marched out with an unhappy look on her face, however before she could sit down Kaylee came out and got into a shouting match with her that had to be broken up by security before either woman could throw a punch. “Get back backstage, sit down and come out when I call you.” Jeremy told Kaylee and she walked to the backstage area glaring at Charlotte the whole time. “Charlotte, welcome back to the show, now Steve’s made some damning accusations, what is your response?”

“Yes I made some mistakes whilst Steve was out on the road but as far as I’m concerned he’s made a bigger one by hooking up with that.” Charlotte responded as she pointed to the side of the stage Kaylee had emerged from. “She says that she’s STD free but she hasn’t been tested since the beginning of the year and I’m not about to let someone in that profession see my kids, I don’t care how good she is around her niece and nephew.”

“You cared enough to agree to shared custody after her testimony during the divorce proceedings and after my lawyer brought up the fact that you had been cheating on me.” I pointed out as I turned to her. “Say what you will about her profession but she’s been loyal to me ever since I moved in with her, yes she gets paid to have sex with other people on camera but sex isn’t that big a deal to her.”

“That may be true but that’s only because I didn’t want my name dragged through the mud, hell it certainly explains some of the stuff you two have been getting up too since Summer XXXTreme IV back in August.” Charlotte responded before realization hit her. “Just to clarify, Summer XXXTreme is an annual event held by the company he works for and not a porno.”

“Someone just had to clarify that a wrestling event isn’t a porno, what has become of daytime television?” Jeremy grumbled under his breath getting a laugh out of the audience. “Back on topic, what do you have to say about the DNA and Lie Detector Tests?”

“Like I said, I haven’t been faithful but Steve spent most of 2015 on a World Tour with SCW, the company he works for, leaving me alone with the kids and what can I say? I needed some company that my kids couldn’t provide.” Charlotte responded as she shifted her weight and I went to say something. “And before you say it Steve, yes I cheated on you before then and I can understand why you’d be suspicious but there’s no way in hell that that’s not your son.”

“You’ll forgive me for waiting for the DNA Test Results before I believe you.” I responded before turning to Jeremy. “Is that even any point to doing the Lie Detector Results? She just admitted it on TV!”

“I did but that’s because I did what you did last time.” Charlotte said as she turned to me. “I mentioned those incidents to the examiner and he changed the question, didn’t he Jeremy?”

“Yes, he did but we’ll get to them in a minute.” Jeremy said as he checked his notes. “There’s one last side that I want to hear and that’s from the woman who was here last time but she never showed up on camera due to time constraints, Steve’s new girlfriend Kaylee is here on the Jeremy Kyle Show!”

As soon as Jeremy said that security mobilized and Kaylee came out with a frown on her face, fortunately nothing much happened aside from some nasty glares between the two women. “You know, for someone who says that she doesn’t want her name dragged through the mud you have no trouble saying that you cheated on Steve when he was on the road.”

“At least I’m honest.” Charlotte responded and I scoffed in response. “How many men and women have you slept with as part of your job?”

“If I had to make that list Jeremy wouldn’t have a show because I’d be finished by the time the half hour was up!” Kaylee responded as she leaned forward. “But you want to know why I don’t have a problem with saying that? Because for me sex is part of my job and whenever I’ve slept with Steve I’ve always made sure that he’s wearing a condom.” Kaylee added before smirking. “You on the other hand? You’re only admitting to cheating on him to save face!”

“At least I didn’t have one of my porno clips played on the screen at an SCW event!” Charlotte responded before it hit her. “And no, I’ve never starred in a porno, unlike you I have self-respect!”

“That’s rich coming from someone who couldn’t keep her legs closed when her husband was working overseas!” Kaylee retorted getting a laugh out of the crowd and Charlotte went to respond before hesitating. “What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?”

“You know what? I didn’t like you at first but you’ve just gone up in my estimation by pointing that out.” Jeremy admitted and Kaylee grinned at that. “Can I have the results please?” Jeremy asked and a stage hand passed him the results. “Starting with the lie detector, as Charlotte already stated she admitted to the examiner that she cheated on Steve on several occasions so they changed the question, happy with that?” Jeremy asked and we nodded. “We asked Charlotte, aside from the incidents that you admitted to, have you ever passionately kissed someone, she said no, why did you say no?”

“Because I was telling the truth.” Charlotte said confidently and Jeremy shook his head.

“This test says you’re a liar.” Jeremy said as he showed her the results and the crowd gasped in shock. “In fact I’ll cut to the chase, you failed every single question.”

“For how long have you cheated on my Charlotte?!” I demanded as I leaned forward. “Seriously, you got on my case last time about cheating on you but now this comes out? I’m glad I divorced you because I know for a fact that Kaylee will be a much better mother than you…….” Before I could even finish Charlotte lunged at me but was restrained by security. “You’re not helping your case, just saying, Jeremy, can you get to the DNA Results so we can get this over with?”

“Smartest thing you’ve said all morning.” Jeremy responded before taking the other envelope and looking at it. “I’m sorry, I only get paid to read the results, your Marcus’s biological father.”

“Son of a bitch!” I yelled out before storming offstage and Kaylee quickly ran after me, I was upset to say the least but unlike most examples I was angrier than anything else, made even worse than when Jeremy and Charlotte chased after me. “We were married for seven years and you couldn’t keep your legs closed? I wasn’t even an active wrestler for most of that time so don’t even bother trying to use my choice of profession as an excuse!”

“Steve, just listen to me.” Charlotte pleaded with me as I glared at her. “I don’t know who Marcus’s dad is, I just assumed that since he had your eyes that you were his dad.”

“That’s not an excuse for playing god with my kid’s lives when we were going through the divorce proceedings, hell I’m glad that you already divorced me because otherwise I’d take my wedding ring and flush it down the toilet!” I responded as I ran a hand down my face. “Just for this I’m going to fight for full custody, if you couldn’t keep your legs closed for anyone other than me then how am I supposed to trust you around my kids? She may sleep with other people as part of her job but at least she’s honest!”

“Good luck with that Steve, I’ll fight back with everything I’ve got.” Charlotte responded with a grin and I shook my head before storming off, I’m done with this fucking show and I just want to get back to my hotel room.

“Steve, we saw what happened in the dressing room.” Cyrus said as he and Andreas caught up to us with concerned looks on their faces. “Are you going to be okay?”

“I will be after I channel my anger into my promo, for now let’s get going.” I responded as I continued to walk down the hallway. “Oh and Andreas?”

“Yes Steve?” Andreas asked as I turned to him.

“As soon as we’re back in Vegas get the private investigator to investigate just how far back the cheating goes, I need all the ammo I can get so I can use it against her in the coming months.” I told him and he nodded in response, when we reached the car we hopped in with me sitting in the back with Kaylee and the cameraman squeezed in between us. “You guys don’t have to worry about us having sex back here, I’m not in the mood!”

“Normally I’d wonder if you were feeling alright but after what happened back there I can’t blame you.” Kaylee nodded in understanding as the car drove off and I got started on my promo.

“I was supposed to be in high spirits heading into this match against James Tuscini at High Stakes VI, I’ve been owned this match ever since that thief stole it from me during the Japanese Tour earlier this year and aside from a brief detour to fight for the Internet Championship its always been at the back of my mind especially after I watched inferior challengers fight for the title like Ryan Keys but because my ex-wife is a cheating, lying whore and I’m not the biological father of my second child more fuel has been added to the fire that’s already been lit under me!”

And that fire was raging enough already.

“Most men would be an emotional wreck after they heard news like what I just heard but me? I’m pissed off and that’s given me more motivation to end the year the same way I started it, as SCW Roulette Champion! James, you’re a thief, I’ve said that until at least two herds of cows have returned home but I will admit to you being a tough competitor in the ring, you’d have to be to survive not one but two matches where I made up the rules as I went along! Granted the second time around you only won because Ryan Keys wasn’t the one who I wanted to face for the title so I had to screw him over somehow but my point still stands!”

And Ryan Keys isn’t important right now.

“To be honest, I don’t care what match type we get thrown into but as far as I’m concerned it must be something brutal, Jamie Dean has already pointed out on Twitter that there’s a good chance that it could end up in the type of match you’d normally expect to see women who wrestle for companies who aren’t worth mentioning compete in and whilst he might enjoy that I won’t and I’m pretty damn sure that you won’t enjoy it either! But at the end of the day the only thing that’ll matter is how the match ends and we both know how it’ll end!”

Spoiler alert!

“It’ll end with my doing what I should’ve done months ago, beat you for the Roulette Championship and pick up my reign where I left off! This time James they’ll be no laughably incompetent referee around to ensure that you walk out with the gold and I’m pretty fucking sure that this match won’t end the same way that it did months ago but more importantly the world will see that the only reason that you held the belt for so long was because I set my sights higher for a few months!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“James, when this is all over the world will see you for the fluke champion that you are because by the time the bell rings to signify the end of the High Stakes VI Main Event I’ll have won the Roulette Title that I never should’ve lost in the first place! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone, the champion who never should’ve lost the Roulette Championship and te champion the fans deserve!”

The car drove off as the scene fades.

 Steve won the Coal Miner’s Glove Match at Violent Conduct III by pinning Caleb Houston but the win wasn’t without controversy as Ryan Keys had been the one to knock out Caleb but because Kaylee had distracted him Steve was able to sneak in and get the win, since then Steve has set his sights on what he feels is his long overdue rematch for the SCW Roulette Championship and said as much on the last edition of Climax Control but Ryan wasn’t done with him.

Ryan had appealed to the bosses to get a one on one match against Steve with Kaylee banned from ringside, the bosses agreed and booked the match whilst booking James’s tag team the Unholy Alliance against the newly returned Dying Breed who had just come off of the retirement of their mentor Casey Williams, however whilst Steve had used Kaylee’s help to win the Coal Miner’s Glove Match he still had his bodyguards in the form of Andreas Bergfalk and Cyrus King backing him up and just because Kaylee was banned from ringside didn’t mean that she couldn’t interfere in other ways but even so, can Steve win?

Backstage at Climax Control, Prescott Valley, Arizona
Sunday the 9th of October 2016, 11:00pm

What better way is there to spend time at a Climax Control where you haven’t been booked than watch your gorgeous girlfriend fuck an equally hot ring rat for the whole show? I’ll save you some time, there isn’t any.

Kaylee came up with the idea yesterday and, well, I had “met” Kelly the last time SCW was in Arizona so I knew who to contact for the idea, at first she thought I was calling for a booty call but then I explained Kaylee’s idea and fortunately for me Kelly swings both ways, she just leans more towards men than she does other women but you get the idea, sneaking her in wasn’t that hard either because the guards couldn’t resist her body.

Granted Kaylee helped out in that department too but that’s not important, what is important is that I’ll be taking both women back to my hotel room for a night of fun and this time it will involve me, and to think, I was worried about the divorce proceedings.

Best part is, I’ve got joint custody of the kids whenever I’m in Vegas so it’s a win-win for me.

Anyway Kaylee and Kelly had just finished their latest sex session and I was watching the Main Event between the Metal and Punk Connection and The Angel Clan, the two women where currently sleeping off their session so I had a few minutes to myself and besides, since Climax Control is almost over we’ll be on the move soon.

“Man, what time is it?” Kaylee moaned as she sat up, naturally both women were nude and their clothes where all over my locker room but Kaylee was the first to wake up. “Time flies when you’re having lesbian sex throughout the night.”

“I thought the phrase was “having fun”?” I asked as I checked the time on my watch. “It’s 11:00pm and the Main Event is well underway, we’ll have to make a move soon.” I added as Kelly started to stir.

“Same thing.” Kaylee said with a shrug in response to my first response, she stood up and started searching for her clothes as Kelly started to wake up. “We’re almost done here Kelly, the Main Event’s taking place as we speak and I’m pretty sure I don’t need to point out how embarrassing it would be to have security walk in on us to tell us to leave.”

“Great point.” Kelly responded before Kaylee grabbed her bra and panties and put them on, Kelly did likewise and turned to me as she put her bra on. “Thanks for the fun night, I was planning to sneak backstage anyway but Kaylee’s idea gave me the perfect excuse.”

“The fun’s only just starting, just wait until we get back to the hotel.” I responded with a grin which the two women returned, just as they located the rest of their clothes there was a knock at the door.

“Are you decent?” Cyrus’s voice rang out and the two women started making obviously fake porn noises in response getting a chuckle out of him. “That would be more convincing with some cheesy porn music playing, you know that right?” Cyrus added as the two women put on their clothes.

“Well, whether or not they are really decent depends on two factors, if there’s a Muslim outside or if it’s the nineteen fifties.” I responded getting a laugh out of Cyrus and the two women. “Yeah, they’re decent.” I added and the door opened allowing Cyrus and Andreas to walk in. “You do know that Ms. Rocky Mountains almost walked in on our fun again earlier right? Where were you?”

“Yeah, we know, we just wanted to check on that new Bombshell that nearly got BBQed by Twisted Sister.” Cyrus responded and I nodded in response. “She’s fine, well as fine as you can be after having a chair broken over your body and nearly being set on fire, but we have more important matters at hand, and they involve Kaylee.”

“Why would they involve me?” Kaylee asked with a look of confusion on her face. “Is it because Steve and I had anal sex in the women’s bathroom at Violent Conduct III?”

“Surprisingly no.” Andreas responded as he shook his head. “First the good news, Steve, you have a match next week, bad news is it’s not your rematch against James Tuscini, worse news is that Ryan Keys has complained about your win at Violent Conduct III, more specifically Kaylee’s involvement, and the bosses listened to him.”

“They listen to that idiot but when Jessie starts campaigning for her well-deserved World Bombshell Championship shot she gets ignored? Typical.” I responded as I shook my head. “So what have they done now?”

“They booked a match between you and Ryan, for some reason they are calling it a Special Rematch Challenge in spite of the fact that you haven’t had a one on one match against Keys until now.” Cyrus responded and I frowned in response. “And here’s the kicker that you’ve probably guessed already, Kaylee’s banned from ringside.”

“They knew that there are other ways for me to help Steve, right?” Kaylee asked with an amused look on her face. “Did they ban you two from ringside as well?” Kaylee asked and they shook their heads.

“No, in fact we asked the stage hand that gave us the message about the match about it but he confirmed that the ringside ban only applies to you, me and Cyrus on the other hand are free to be at ringside.” Andreas responded and my frown turned into a massive grin. “Anyway the Main Event just ended in a Double Count out so we’d better get going, Kelly I know you’ll be spending the night with Steve and Kaylee but you want us to drive you home in the morning?”

“That’ll be great, thanks.” Kelly responded with a grin. “I’ll show you the way once we’re in the car, who knows? Maybe I’ll invite you gentlemen in for some fun……”

“Thanks but we’re taken and unlike Steve we don’t cheat on our loved ones.” Cyrus responded bluntly before they led the two women out. “You staying behind to do your promo Steve?”

“You know it.” I nodded in response and Cyrus closed the door behind them to give me some privacy which I put to good use because I had a promo to do.

“The history books will record that on the 25th of September 2016 at Violent Conduct III I, Steve Ramone, beat Caleb Houston and Ryan Keys in a Coal Miner’s Glove Match after pinning Caleb, minor details like the fact that Ryan was the one who knocked out Caleb with the glove but got distracted by Kaylee allowing me to pick up the win? They won’t matter in the long run! But Ryan couldn’t leave well enough, could he? He couldn’t take the loss as well as my girlfriend takes my cock, could he? No! He had to go and complain to the bosses!”

I said as I shook my head.

“And you want to know the ridiculous thing? They agreed with him! So here I am booked in yet another match against Ryan Keys and this time Kaylee is banned from ringside! However, I can’t help but think that Ryan forgot about two men, two big, muscular scary guys who serve as my bodyguards, oh yeah, that’s right! They never banned Cyrus and Andreas frim ringside! Even taking into account the fact that they didn’t get involved at Violent Conduct III that’s still a pretty major oversight! That’s like banning the use of the Piledriver but not any of the variations of that move!”

Sadly, I do know of a promotion that made that mistake!

“And so, once again I find myself facing off against the part time Gay Porn Star Ryan Keys, the fact that a former Gay Porn Star briefly joined SCW makes me sad that he didn’t stick around because can you imagine that tag team name? I’d come up with names for it but most of them would be censored for obvious reasons! Anyway Ryan, I have a secret for you, Kaylee isn’t the key to my success in the ring!”

And no, I’m not apologizing for that bad pun.

“In fact I have three keys to my success in the ring, the first key is my immeasurable talents and good looks, the other two? I’ve already mentioned them, Cyrus and Andreas and the fact that you apparently forgot to ask them to be banned from ringside just drives home how big of an idiot you are! I mean hell, at the moment you make Travis Nathanial Andrews look like a MENSA member and that takes a special level of dumbassary to pull that off!”

Yes, I made up that word, shut up!

“Don’t get me wrong, having Kaylee around to distract my opponent and/the ref helps a lot! And let’s be honest I don’t think there’s a straight man or lesbian/bi woman in the world who would blame anyone for being distracted by someone as hot as Kaylee, I’d almost have her flash her tits if they hadn’t been seen in so many pornos but back on topic, Kaylee might help but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I need anyone’s help to beat you Ryan! We’ve faced off so many times that I know what you can do in the ring inside and out and that will be your downfall!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“My road to my long overdue rematch against James Tuscini has just hit a Ryan Keys sized speedbump but it doesn’t matter, this detour will be extremely brief and more importantly I will beat you again and move on to finally get my hands on that thief known as James Tuscini, and you know what? I’ll beat you clean as a whistle so that you have nothing to bitch and complain about to the bosses in regards to this match, then again you’ll probably still find something to complain about, this message has been paid for and delivered by the Fearless One Steve Ramone, the champion the fans deserve!”

I stood up and left my locker room as the scene fades.

 RP Title: “My prayers have been answered!”

As Steve laid out in his segment for the last Climax Control before Violent Conduct III his recent failed attempts to get championship matches, first against Rage, then J2H and then Rage again, has left him with nothing to do at Violent Conduct III so he set out an open challenge for a match at the Supercard in an attempt to get back in the winner’s circle, he got his wish and then some as not one but two men accepted his challenge in the forms of Caleb Houston and Ryan Keys and to make things more interesting for them the bosses have made the match the first ever Coal Miners Glove Match, no one know what the match was exactly but Steve didn’t care, he needed the win and this could be the match that propels him to the top of the food chain but can he win?

Cheap hotel room, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Friday the 16th of September 2016, 19:00pm

I bet you have several questions just based on that info graphic alone, like, why am I still in Toronto when Violent Conduct III is taking place in Ottawa? Why am I at a cheap hotel? Well, I can answer both questions at once.

Kaylee’s job outside of SCW.

That’s right, Kaylee’s invited me to another porn set and this time it’s a little lower key, basically the porn website Brazzers contacted her and two other porn actresses (and not the other two actresses from Ride Her Cowgirl before you ask) to do some lesbian vids for the website, Kaylee readily agreed because according to her Brazzers is one of the highest paying porn sites out there and she has worked with the other two women plenty of times for both porn movies and websites but there was one little problem with the offer, the agreed location was in Toronto because for the other two actresses it’s the most convenient place for the shoot and the vids needed to be done by the weekend.

Oh sure, I could’ve gone out to Ottawa, leave Kaylee to her business and come pick her up when they are done but where’s the fun in that?

Besides, it’s a welcome distraction from the fact that a midget is currently challenging Rage for the Internet Championship whilst I am taking on two nobodies (no, not the stable) in Ryan Keys and Caleb Houston in something called a Coal Miner’s Glove Match and before you ask I’m just as clueless as you are in regards to what that match entails, don’t get me wrong, once that bell rings I’ll be all business but until then?

Well, I get to watch three gorgeous women have sex with each other up close and personal and not be called a pervert for it! Be honest, your jealous aren’t ya?

“Okay, just a couple of more scenes to wrap up now.” Kaylee commented as she looked at the list that Brazzers had sent her, Kylie and Jenny and Monday, the three women had just finished a five-minute break between scenes and where sat close to the edge of the bed. “We can either do the play around with sex toys, fun by the pool or fun in the pool scenes.”

“I’m still not sure how you do sex underwater.” I commented as I rubbed the back of my head awkwardly. “I mean I’m not even going to think about chlorine getting in places you really don’t want to have chlorine in but isn’t drowning an issue?”

“Not really, besides not all the scenes will be shot underwater.” Kylie responded with a shrug, she was a stunning blonde bombshell with legs so long they could wrap around a building but unlike someone like Mikah she wasn’t annoying. “And last I checked it was actually impossible to make scuba diving gear sexy so porn hasn’t gotten to the point where actors will be doing scenes under the sea.”

“Definitely puts a new twist on the lyrics “darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me”.” I muttered under my breath getting a laugh out of the three women. “Anyway, I still think you’ll be better off saving the pool scenes until late at night, unless you want some kids stumbling upon Kaylee sitting on Kylie’s face whilst Jenny eats her out.”

“He’s got a point there.” Jenny nodded in agreement as they glanced outside and saw several kids playing in the pool. “The one seedy hotel in Toronto that has a pool and there’s kids staying in it, at least we’ll be done after tonight.” Jenny added with an annoyed sigh, she was the shorter of the three women (more specifically, she’s 5ft 4, Kaylee’s 5ft 6 and Kylie’s 5ft 11) with brown hair but she was definitely a knockout. “Guess it’s the sex toy scene, which means that we’ll be doing the pool scenes last, you girls did pack your bikinis right?”

“I thought we were skipping the bikinis and just doing the scenes naked?” Kaylee wondered out-loud and the other women shook their head. “I’d almost say that it would be easier to explain but I’m not sure if wearing a bikini late at night in September would be easier to explain than walking around naked late at night in September.”

“Good thing I thought ahead and brought a spare bikini.” Kylie commented and Kaylee grinned. “It’s in my room alongside the sex toys, you may as well grab both whilst you’re at it.”

“Not sure if that was an oral sex joke or not.” I commented dryly and the women laughed before Kaylee got the key from Kylie and left the room, I leaned back in my chair and grunted in annoyance. “Part of me doesn’t want to return to America.”

“Let me guess, because of Donald Trump, right?” Kylie asked as I turned to her. “I know you’ve been taking several shots at him in your segments.”

“That’s part of the reason but the other part is my nasty divorce with my ex-wife.” I responded and the two women nodded. “Hell if it weren’t for my kids I’d have spent most of the tour house hunting, would’ve come in handy if Donald Trump did win, besides I’ve got bigger things on my mind, championship gold.”

“Yeah, you’ve been saying that a lot on Climax Control.” Jenny nodded in response. “At least with the Coal Miner’s Glove Match you’ll be able to bounce back.”

“Tell me about it.” I responded before remembering something. “Kaylee never mentioned that you were wrestling fans.”

“She didn’t? Must’ve slipped her mind.” Kylie shrugged she shoulders in response. “Like her we were wrestling fans before we got into porn, hell I was originally using porn to pay for training but I realized that I’d be at least thirty by the time I had enough money to sign up.”

“Yeah take it from me, in wrestling it’s generally better to start young, generally late teens to early twenties like I did but late twenties to early thirties? Well by the time you have some decent experience under your belt your body has already started to break down from all the injuries you’ll likely get throughout your career.” I explained and they nodded in response. “And that’s assuming they’ll even take you on off course.”

“Yeah, I figured the same thing a couple of months into my porn career.” Jenny responded before the door opened and Kaylee walked in carrying a box with what looked like a black bikini on top. “So, what did you bring Kylie?”

“Nothing too exotic, dildos, vibrators, strap-ons, you know, basic stuff.” Kylie responded with a shrug as Kaylee set the box on the floor so that it wouldn’t be in the view of the camera. “Err, Steve, I’m sure you’d love to see this but don’t you have a promo to do?”

“Oh shit! You’re right!” I cussed out loud before glancing up at the equally disappointed SCW cameraman. “Sucks that I won’t be able to watch this scene though.”

“Oh don’t worry babe, I’m sure the girls won’t mind you joining in once the cameras stop rolling.” Kaylee added with a wink and I grinned broadly at that, me and the SCW camera crew left the hotel room but before I could get started I heard the porn music coming (heh, coming) from inside the room and walked down the hallway until it was barely audible, once that was done I got started.

“When I laid out my open challenge last week on Climax Control I didn’t expect it to be answered by two other men, nor did I expect the bosses to tack on the whole Coal Miner’s Glove Match stipulation on top of that! Just to make one thing perfectly clear, I don’t know what a Coal Miner’s Glove Match is nor did I ask the bosses to include that! I mean if I did ask to include a stipulation I would’ve made Kaylee the Special Guest Ref, Andreas the Timekeeper and Cyrus the rings announcer but that’s just me and it wouldn’t have been the first time Kaylee’s screwed two men at the same time either!”

HIYOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

“So, who are these two men? Caleb Houston and Ryan Keys, geez, where you idiots that desperate for a match that you signed up for a match with me? Don’t bother answering that question because we all know that the answer is yes! But enough about that, I have two men to trash talk in preparation for this match and I have to get started so, what am I waiting for? Kaylee and her fellow actresses to finish their sex scene so I can join in without the cameras rolling.”

Life is good for me right now and first up is Ryan.

“Normally in matches like this I start with the guy that I have the most experience fighting, this time is a little different because the reason I’m starting with Ryan is because out of the three men in this match he’s the only one I’ve faced and trust me, I wouldn’t want to fight a clone of me! The universe wouldn’t be able to handle that much raw sex appeal for one thing! Anyway Ryan, last time we met was in the Battle Royal a few weeks ago and how did it end for us? Not good considering that neither of us won but how did we look in the end?”

History repeated itself.

“You were eliminated by Casey Williams after eliminating him for the second multi-man match to involve a title in a row whilst I was eliminated by the Sins who still hold a grudge against me for some reason! The only way this could be more perfect is if Casey Williams was the fourth man in this match but since he’s going through the hell that is the Shipman’s House of Fun Match with Chris Shipman I guess I’ll have to kick your skinny ass for him!”

Next up is Caleb.

“To be frank I’m surprised that Caleb even remembers who he is after the epic ass kicking he got from Lord Raab a couple of weeks ago! Seriously, when the ref has to end the match as a mercy kill because you are getting your ass kicked that badly you know you’re having a bad night! Unlike me I a couple of minutes when I’ll be going to heaven! Anyway Caleb we’ve never faced off before but I’ve seen your matches, am I impressed?”

Cue the Price is Right Wrong Answer Sound Effect!

“Honestly I’m having trouble understanding what anyone ever saw in you because you bored me to tears! No matter because I will make up for everything that’s boring about you with everything that’s exciting about me! Yes, yes, I know, everything is boring about you but that’s that the point, I’ll be there to wake up the crowd from the walking cure for insomnia known as Caleb Houston and if my amazing moves don’t do it my theme music playing as I celebrate my win definitely will!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up because I could see Kaylee standing at the doorway naked and giving me the come hither look, and no, she’s covering her body with the door so you can’t see anything, then again you’ve probably seen it all in her pornos.

“On one hand we have the guy who leads a not-so secret life as a gay porn star, on the other hand we have a guy who could put a coffee addict to sleep and then there’s me, why did you sign up for the open challenge again guys? Don’t answer that because like the stipulation it doesn’t matter at all because I’ll still emerge the winner! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone and if you’ll excuse me heaven is awaiting me in that hotel room!”

I walked back down the hallway as the scene fades.

 Steve’s attempt to win the Internet Championship at Summer XXXTreme ultimately failed as he was pinned in the Triple Threat, in the following weeks Steve campaigned for a one on one match against Rage for the Internet Championship alleging that he would be champion if Kain had been left out of the match entirely but not only has Rage refused to acknowledge the challenge and go on to successfully defend the Internet Championship that also featured Kain but Mark refused to book the match indicating that he had other plans for Steve and telling him to call him.

Steve never called Mark for unknown reasons but what those plans were quickly became apparent as Steve found himself booked in one of the qualifying matches in the World Title Tournament, his opponents? Former NXT Team Mate and Nobodies member Connor Murphy and impressive newcomer Samuel Devereux of The Angel Clan who looked to match the success of the female members of the clan, with the Internet Championship in the back of his mind can Steve win this match and move on to face Dmitri?

Pokehunting around Kildonan Park Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Friday 26th of August 2016, 11:00am

Yeah, I’m not kidding about this, I’m doing a Pokehunt for my promo! Yes, Cyrus, Andreas and Kaylee got me hooked and since it takes my mind off the divorce proceedings (which had to be delayed again due to the Canadian tour, Charlotte didn’t object this time since I still need to make money) and gives me some exercise who am I to complain.

Well, except when it causes me to forget about certain important phone calls to Mark but fuck that! I have unfinished business to settle.

And I know what you’re thinking, you had your shot, let it go, you want my response? Go fuck yourself with a hot poker! The match at Summer XXXTreme was supposed to be my shot against Rage one on one but no, they had to go and add Kain to the match for no fucking reason, I mean hell I beat that idiot in his return match so he has even less claim to a shot than I do yet the morons in charge gave him two shots against Rage in a row whilst letting me sit pretty at home!

Did I get to fuck Kaylee a shot? Oh hell yes and we watched some of her movies as well but that’s not the point.

Besides, I know you want me to talk about the match between me, Connor Murphy and Samuel Devereux to determine who faces Dmitri for the right to challenge J2H for the World Heavyweight Championship AKA one of two titles that I never won in the GWA because the GWA closed before I could reach that height and trust me, I’ve been planning to go after the World Title for a while now but I wanted to win the Internet Championship first so that I could go for the Grand Slam!

And if the bosses had the common sense to not put that idiot known as Kain in the Internet Title Match we wouldn’t be having this conversation right now because I’d be the Internet Champ! As for Connor and Sam, well I can’t help but find it amusing how Connor is taking on the stablemate of the woman he teamed up with for the Blast from the Past Tournament earlier this year but ultimately it doesn’t matter who wins or loses because either way I’ll emerge as the true winner.

How? I win, I kick Dmitri’s ass next week (I’m assuming) and move on to face J2H for the title, that much is obvious, I lose? I stick to my original plan and do what I should’ve done at Summer XXXTreme by beating Rage for the Internet Championship, either at Violent Conduct III or a future Climax Control I don’t care, there’s gold in my future!

“So, you guys find anything good?” I asked as we walked around the park, our Pokehunt had taken us to this park and we had found some good Pokemon, nothing that rare but it gave us some progress towards our evolutions.

“Some good Pokemon but other than that? Not a lot.” Cyrus shrugged his shoulders as Andreas and Kaylee continued to play the game, Kaylee did take the occasional break so that she could sign an autograph for the occasional fan who was also out Pokehunting and recognized her from her acting work but other than that she hadn’t had that much distraction since we got here. “I’m really close to hatching one of my 10k Eggs so I’ll probably get something from that, either that or I get another Eevee or an Onix.”

“Not the first time I’ve handled a rock hard snake and some balls.” Kaylee commented off-handedly and I was glad that I wasn’t drinking anything at that time otherwise I’d have a soaked IPhone. “Anyway, I found some Magikarp over by that river over there but I need a lot more if I want to evolve one into Gyarados.”

“I know that feeling, even if I hatch one from a 2K egg Steve’s kids will be old enough to train to be wrestlers by the time I evolve it.” Andreas nodded in agreement before noticing the uncomfortable look on my face. “Steve, I know this is a hard time……...”

“How would you know? You don’t have an ex-wife who’s threatening to not let you see your kids because of your current girlfriend’s job!” I snapped at him and any other time snapping at my significantly bigger bodyguard would’ve been a terrible idea but under the current circumstances? Yeah there’s no way of getting around it. “Hell, you haven’t gotten around to popping the question to your girlfriend yet!”

“Trust me, that’s my eventual plan, I just want to make sure that I am financially stable first.” Andreas responded as he glanced up at me and you could cut the tension with a knife. “I’m sorry for bringing up your kids at a time like this but you need to stop treating it like a taboo subject before the trial’s over, especially if the judge agrees with Charlotte!”

“And he won’t, thanks to all the evidence I’ve compiled detailing how responsible I am around kids and that I’m STD free.” Kaylee chimed in as we started to calm down. “Hey Andreas, want to go search the river for more Magikarp?” Kaylee asked hoping to avoid another argument.

“Not like I’m having that much success otherwise.” Andreas commented begrudgingly as he looked at his screen. “Didn’t you say that you were close to hatching a 10k egg Cyrus? How close are you exactly?”

“If I wanted to I could cover the distance just by walking back to the carpark and hatch it by the half-way point.” Cyrus commented as he checked on his egg. “Oh what the hell? I’ll join you guys! Coming Steve?”

“Only when I’m sleeping with Kaylee!” I joked and the others laughed. “Seriously though, I have a promo to do so I’ll join you in a few minutes.”

“Sounds good, I’ll let you know what Pokemon my egg hatches.” Cyrus responded before following Kaylee and Andreas to the river, I walked over to some nearby benches and sat down before pocketing my IPhone and getting started.

“When a Bombshell who’s been wrestling for eight years wants a title shot she gets a chance to earn it in a match with a hypocritical Bombshell who shouldn’t have won the damn match, when I want a title shot against Rage so that I can settle the differences once and for all whilst winning a title in the process I get denied and told to call the same boss who made the idiotic call to not only add Kain to a match that he had no business being in but give him two shots in a row whilst not booking me in a match, are you fucking surprised that I never made that call?”

Seriously, you could see from Space how big the match between me and Rage would’ve been!

“And what do I get for my troubles? A match against Samuel Devereux and Connor Murphy where the winner will go on to challenge Dmitri for the chance to challenge J2H in the near future! Now I’m not saying that I’m ungrateful for the chance at the World Championship, in fact I’ve been planning to go after it for a while but there’s a big difference between how I want to do it and how Mark wants me to do it! I want to win the Internet Championship first so that when I am the one to dethrone J2H I leave whatever arena I win that title in not only as World Heavyweight Champion BUT as the latest, and greatest, Grand Slam Champion! I’ll still do my trash talk but I’m not happy about this situation!”

First up is Connor.

“Connor, off course I’m starting with a former NXT teammate and one of the worst teammates I’ve ever had the displeasure of teaming up with! How Tim and the other Nobodies put up with your bullshit for as long as they did is beyond me and we both know how much I hate that spoiled brat who manages to make J2H look humble by comparison! And yeah, I can tell that you are going to make “pot calling the kettle black” jokes when you tape your promos but you know who doesn’t give a shit? You’re looking at him!”

It’s that simple!

“This week I’ll kick you so hard that your emo hair will be sent flying into space followed closely by the head of my next opponent! But I’ll get to the only male member of The Angel Clan very shortly because I have more shit to talk to you about first! Connor, you had your chance against J2H alongside TNA a few months back and you failed, what makes you think you deserve another shot? You don’t and before you make another pot calling the kettle black joke I’ll simply point out that I’m better than you in every way and I’ll prove it when I beat you!”

Next up is Sam!

“I almost forgot about Samuel Devereux because I was so busy concentrating on the established superstar but Sam, let’s be honest, you don’t belong in this match! You have as much business being in this match as Kain did in the Triple Threat Match at Summer XXXTreme that should’ve been a one on one match between me and Rage and I know what you’re about to say, the other members of the Angel Clan have had great success, two problems with that!”

And they are big problems.

“Number one, they are established superstars, obviously Uriella is to a lesser extent as she joined not long after Melanie Gabrielle went on maternity leave but still! And that leads me to my other point, they are Bombshells and I don’t need to be a woman to be able to tell that the competition over there is even fiercer than the competition in the male division, not counting the Bombshell Internet Scene obviously, can you match Lucy, Melanie and Uri’s successes over there? I don’t think so and I’ll prove it in this match!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Only two things in wrestling are certain, the three count and me winning titles, like I said, I have my own path to the top planned out but if I have to beat Connor and Sam to speed up my ascent to the top of the food chain then I will and trust me guys, this won’t take long! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless Champ” Steve Ramone, the champion the fans deserve!”

I went off to join the others as the scene fades.

 RP Title: “One of these things, doesn’t belong……...”

This past month of so hasn’t been very good for Steve, not only did Charlotte pull the trigger on the divorce proceedings and threatening to keep him from seeing his children but he has also earned the wrath of Rage the current Internet Champion and Kain who had just made his return a month ago by attacking Rage in the first place.

It all started when Kain’s return match was booked where he was set to face Steve in single’s competition, during the lead up to the match Steve made the fact that he had set his sights on Rage’s Internet Championship known to the world something that the Sin of Wrath had taken exception to and whilst the match was underway Rage would come out and attack both men giving Steve the win by Disqualification in the process though the win was bitter sweet as Rage would subsequently chokeslam Steve onto a steel chair.

In typical fashion it didn’t take Steve long to blame the referee for the match, Jasmine St. John, as she had evicted Steve’s bodyguards from ringside and he felt that the match would’ve continued otherwise if Jasmine hadn’t done that but that was beside the point, in subsequent weeks Steve would attack Rage on several occasions and on two occasions the attacks came after Rage successfully defended the Internet Championship, the first time was after he defeated Matt Spears with, ironically, a Spear which was the point where Steve made it clear that Rage had made it personal for him.

The next title defense was against Markus Reaves but had a twist as Steve and his newly unveiled mistress Kaylee Saunders, also known as the hardcore porn actress Haylee Starr, would join Jason and Belinda on commentary for the match and following Rage’s defeat of Markus with the Locked In Hell submission hold Steve and his bodyguards would attack Rage whilst Kaylee kept Kittie and Synn distracted with a catfight between her and Kittie, in spite of the fact that Steve had pointed out during the match that Kaylee had no training as a wrestler she lasted a long time against the retired Bombshell and by the time Synn broke up the catfight Steve’s attack was in action and Synn tried to save Rage only to be booted off the apron by Andreas’s Off With Your Head Running Big Boot.

Despite claims by Steve that Andreas acted on his own and that Steve had never ordered him to attack the former wrestler that action had earned Steve the wrath of the sins and the following week at the last Climax Control before Summer XXXTreme that would come to ahead as Steve and Andreas would show up during the tag team match between Despayre and Chris Shipman of the Sins and Casey Williams and Kain only to be attacked by Despayre and Synn as revenge for their actions the previous week, this would spill out into the backstage area as well as Rage would attack Steve whilst Kittie restrained Kaylee, once Rage was done he ordered Kittie to finish off Kaylee with a DDT onto the concrete floor which would’ve almost certainly ended her porn career in the process if it weren’t for the timely intervention by SCW co-owner Christian Underwood who threatened to fire Kittie and have her manager’s license revoked if she hit the move, Kittie eventually relented but Rage left Kaylee with the following warning for when Steve woke up:

“You tell him once he comes around, that this shit ain't over yet. I'm not finishing until he's crippled!”

But before all of that Rage’s title defense at Summer XXXTreme was made official as Rage would defend against Steve……….and Kain in a Triple Threat Match for the gold in what might be his most difficult defense to date but Steve always had something up his sleeve and you could bet that he had planned for this and win but more importantly can Steve win the Internet Championship? Find out at Summer XXXTreme!

The set of a Porno movie, Las Vegas, Nevada
Friday the 22nd of July 2016, 11:00am

Dear god, I love my life right now!

Oh I’m not talking about SCW directly, I’ll be covering that later on off course, but between the divorce which will wrap up just in time for Summer XXXTreme if all goes well allowing me to attend Bloodstock and the fact that not only have a moved on from my wife to a younger, gorgeous woman who is not only a lot better in bed, just ask Mark, but is a hardcore porn star to boot I’m living the good life right now, yes sir, everything is perfect!

Or at least it would be if it weren’t for a certain pretender to the crown being involved in my Internet Championship match at Summer XXXTreme, I mean if they had left the announcement until after that damn tag match it wouldn’t have been nearly as bad but no, they announced the Triple Threat between me, Rage and the underserving King Kain and trust me, I have to say about this idiot and how much he just doesn’t belong in this match but that’s beside the point.

I’ll get to the point later when I actually start my trash talk but that leads me to your next question, why am I on the set of a porno? Let me just point you towards the fact that my girlfriend works in the adult film industry and after everything that happened at Climax Control last week she decided that I needed something to take my mind off of things and since filming started on her latest film this week, and if you’re wondering the films called “Yee Haw! Ride Her Cowboy!” and no, you don’t get any prizes for guessing what the themes are in the film, basically it’s the wild west but with sex, sometimes I wonder where they come up with this stuff.

Kaylee’s one of three stars of the film and the other two are porn actresses as well, basically the “plot” can be boiled down to this, the three women inherited a mansion from Kaylee’s character’s dead uncle and they, off course, found out about that having a three-way with each other only to run afoul of the locals, there’s sex, plenty of it and the plot is basically the writer trying to be creative with a film style that doesn’t really need it, needless to say I’m just happy to be here!

“And cut!” The director called out as the scene finished, Kaylee had just finished a lesbian scene but I had no idea where said scene placed in the plot since the scenes have been filmed out of order but based on the lines I heard it sounded like it was one of the last scenes, well the lines before the sex scene started off course, once both women got dressed Kaylee joined me in a chair next to mine whilst the co-star in the scene went off somewhere else.

“Man, I could be here all day!” I commented as I stretched and put my left arm around Kaylee’s shoulders, she grinned at my comment before checking her script. “Didn’t sound like there are many scenes left in the film actually.”

“You were paying attention to the dialogue before we started fucking?” Kaylee asked with a grin and I merely shrugged my shoulders in response. “Seriously though, yeah filming’s about to wrap up, there’s still the scene with me, the other girls and the guys to go but after that I won’t have another film for a while, at least until my agent finds me work but until then I’ll mostly be sticking to online work.”

“I’m surprised that films like these are still being made.” Andreas commented as he leaned back in his chair and Cyrus nodded in agreement. “You said it yourself, the internet has practically eliminated the need for films like this and online vids don’t have to bother with plot, just the fucking.”

“I’ll admit, there’s one advantage to online vids and that’s the fact that I don’t have to wear ridiculously uncomfortable outfits like this in between the sex scenes.” Kaylee admitted with an annoyed sigh, I couldn’t really comment on that because her outfit was basically a tied together vest with nothing underneath, not even a bra, denim shorts and boots so I could only really take her word for it. “But on the other hand the pornographic film industry is a multi-million dollar one and I don’t see it crashing any time soon even with the internet.”

“So was the studio system back in the forties and that didn’t stop that from collapsing.” Cyrus pointed out with a shrug and Kaylee shook her head.

“Yeah but there was also the US Supreme Court Case against Paramount Pictures over the whole Anti-Trust issue, not to mention everything else that brought that system down.” Kaylee pointed out and Cyrus nodded in admittance. “Piece of advice Cyrus, I might get paid to get my tits out and have at least one dick in me on camera but that never stopped me from being a film buff, if we ever end up doing a trivia night when we go to England for Bloodstock in two weeks’ time and films come up you can rely on me!”

“Yeah, that’s if the whole divorce issue doesn’t get in the way.” Andreas pointed out and I shook my head.

“Won’t be an issue, my lawyer convinced the judge to delay the hearing that was meant to take place this week until the end of August.” I responded with a grin as I leaned back. “Naturally Charlotte tried to appeal once she figured out why I delayed it but it failed.”

“Why did you have it delayed? I thought your plan was to try to get it done in time for Bloodstock?” Cyrus asked and I shook my head.

“That was my initial plan but I did the math, I’d be lucky to have at least a hundred pounds of spending money after I paid my lawyer fees.” I responded with a frown as I leaned back. “Charlotte probably realized this herself and only agreed to get it done quicker out of spite, needless to say she isn’t happy.” I responded with a frown. “Then again neither am I, the only way Charlotte will agree to move the proceedings forward is if I don’t get any custody.”

“Let me guess, because of my job right?” Kaylee asked as she motioned to the set and I nodded in response, Kaylee sighed in annoyance before she weighed in. “I look after my niece from time to time and I do a damn good job if I do say so myself, I know how to keep my professional and personal life separate!”

“Charlotte doesn’t care, in the last hearing she basically called your profession legal prostitution.” I responded and Kaylee scoffed. “And yes, she does know that prostitution is legal in most of Nevada, she just basically said that she doesn’t want her children around an STD ridden actress.”

“I’m guessing you tried to argue that STD screenings are very vigorous in the porn industry and that I was given the all clear when I was tested at the beginning of the year?” Kaylee asked and I nodded in response, she frowned as she started to think. “I’m guessing it all fell on deaf ears? Well it wouldn’t be that hard for me to persuade her otherwise, I’ve got the results from my last screening back home and I’m sure I can talk my big sis into testifying on my behalf at the next divorce hearing.”

“You’d do that? You haven’t even met my kids.” I asked and Kaylee shrugged.

“I was a kid whose mom went through several divorces whilst I was growing up and never met my dad, hell I’m not even related to my niece by blood as my sister came from a different dad.” Kaylee responded before shaking her head. “What I’m getting at is that I know what it’s like for a kid to not see his/her dad, I’d rather not have my boyfriend’s kids not see their dad.”

“Kaylee, Taylor, Lizzie, you are up.” The director called out and Kaylee looked up. “It’s the final scene of the film people so let’s make this count, and try not to be distracted by Kaylee’s trophy husband jacking off in the corner over there!”

“HEY!” I called out to him but the director ignored me as the actors took their positions, off course they’d be taking very different positions as the scene went on but that’s beside the point, there’s also the fact that the camera will be focusing more on the three women in the scene and less on the guys who’ll be banging them but let’s be honest, who watches porn for the guys? And no, I’m not counting gay porn in that and really, do I need to explain why that is exempt from that question? My point is that most of the time guys watch porn to see women way out of their league get their brains screwed out.

Anyway by this point I’d normally do my promo but there is such a thing as “quiet on the set” even if it’s the set of a porno and even if there wasn’t something like that in place let’s be honest, you’d rather be watching the girls than watch me rant about my opponents whilst that action was going on, luckily the set had a cafeteria and I had explained to Kaylee that I might do a promo whilst on the set which she got the director to agree too, so I made my way over to the café and sat down at the table as I got ready to do my promo.

“Look, I know you’d rather be watching Kaylee do her stuff back at the porn set but let’s be honest, it’s not a great place for me to do a promo for my match against Rage and Kain for a number of reasons, isn’t it? The only way it could be a worse place for me to do a promo was if the director somehow managed to arrange it so that this porno was being directed in the middle of a warzone but that’s not the case so here I am!”

Don’t worry, we’ll get back to the fun stuff afterwards, provided, off course, that they haven’t finished by the time I’m finished off course!

“Anyway back on topic and let’s be honest, Kain doesn’t belong in this match, sure he attacked Rage after his title defense at the last Supercard but what happened afterwards? I beat him, by disqualification mind you because Rage couldn’t handle the fact that I wanted a shot at the Internet Championship and had said as much during my promo for said match against Kain but whilst I was taking the fight to Kain directly over the past few weeks where was Kain?”

We all know the answer to this one!

“That’s right, he was cutting promo after promo and never got in mine or Rage’s faces, not only that but he lost his match to Connor Murphy after my awesome theme music got played, and I would like to point out that that was what I’d like to call a happy accident, and then he lost his most recent match after he walked out on Casey Williams! Sure, he tried to get involved in the seg where Rage tried to hinder my future wife’s career as a porn actress but he didn’t exactly get far so this leads me to my question, why is Kain in the match? Don’t know, don’t care, we all know he doesn’t belong in the match and I’ll prove it when I win!”

Next up is the champ off course!

“Rage, let me tell you a story, once upon a time there was a handsome young prince called Steve who was sick and tired of playing the good guy and decided to take matters into his own hands starting after his loss in a mixed tag team match to a steroid taking female ogre and a guy who’s currently a British retiree because he realized that he couldn’t cut it in the wrestling business and when I tried to explain why the following week he was interrupted by his tag team partner from the aforementioned match and her fiancé and giant of a brother, I kicked her fiancé’s head into the next town over, got suspended for it by the corrupt and inept King Christian and the rest is history, the end!”

And they all lived happily ever after! Oh wait, no I didn’t……

“Wasn’t that a delightful tale? No, not really considering that I missed last year’s Blaze of Glory because of that suspension which leads me to my point, Rage you had Kittie put her hands on Kaylee, someone who has no training as a wrestler, with the intent to hit her with a DDT, the only thing stopping you being Christian in a rare show of competence but how is that different to me attack on Shane last year? Yeah, I know you said on Twitter that Kittie was stopped before she could hit the move but she still had Kaylee in a headlock and last I checked that’s still a wrestling move and potentially dangerous one!

Yeah, I’m still pissed about this!

“Hell if it weren’t for the fact that Kaylee is currently getting her brains screwed out on camera I’d have her point out that her neck is still sore nearly a week after the incident and the fact that she’s doing the porno is impressive on its own! Point is that you Rage should be stripped of the title and suspended, Kittie should be stripped of her license as a manager and fired but that doesn’t matter, I’ll still walk out the champ!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“If it seems that I focused more on Rage than Kain, there’s a good reason, me and Rage are the only ones who have any right to be in this match, I mean if you had to book Kain for the show why not add him to the Number One Contender’s Match for the Roulette Title? I’m sure he can handle Markus Reaves, TNA and Matt Spears! Hell Rage already beat two of those guys so if Kain really wanted to prove his superiority over Rage he would’ve asked to be added to that match instead! But no, he’s in a position that he’s in way in over his head with and once we’re done with him me and Rage will focus on kicking each other’s asses and I’ll ultimately win! This message has been paid for and delivered by the “Fearless Champion” Steve Ramone your next Internet Champion!”

I left the café to return to the set as the scene fades.

 RP Title: “One step closer to taking back my title!”

Into the Void V was this weekend and with it came what was likely going to be Steve’s last chance at the Roulette Title as he challenged current champion James Tuscini alongside fellow challengers Ryan Keys and Matt Spears and whilst Spears hasn’t been heard from in the run up to the Supercard the other participants have made their voices heard and are ready to do battle but can Steve win back the SCW Roulette Championship?

Walking the streets of Tokyo, Japan
June 1st, 2016, 18:00pm

It’s been one hell of a Supercard period but this Sunday I’ll correct that moronic ref’s massive mistake and take back my title.

I know that James, Ryan and Matt will give me a hell of a fight regardless of what the Roulette Wheel stops on, that goes without saying but this match will not be a repeat of the Hiroshima Screwjob that happened earlier in the tour! I will win this match and I will become a double champion! Sure the Fearless Championship isn’t technically an SCW Title but if Mikah and Drake Greene can hold their respective divisions Roulette and World Titles at the same time then so can I!

Only difference is I actually care about these belts and I won’t lose the belts due to injury!

Anyway, at the moment i am doing some site seeing throughout Tokyo alongside Cyrus and Andreas, it was supposed to be a fun time, a good chance to relax before the Supercard and a good chance to look around one of the Geekiest cities in the world, and then Charlotte called me on my cell-phone, normally I’d ignore it but if she’s willing to make an international call to Tokyo just to talk to me then it has to be pretty major.

And as it turns out, I was right about that!

“Charlotte, I can’t fly back to America right now, the Supercard is this Sunday!” I yelled down the phone to my wife whilst Andreas and Cyrus followed me awkwardly. “I don’t care how many times you’ve called my lawyer, this is my job and you know it!”

“How long have they been arguing for again?” Cyrus whispered to Andreas who shrugged his shoulders on response, at the time I didn’t know either but I know now that Charlotte called me literally as soon as we got out of the restaurant we went to for dinner, no it wasn’t a Shushi restaurant, I’m not putting myself through that again, and pretty much demanded that I return to America.

“How long is a piece of string?” Andreas responded and Cyrus shook his head in response, the argument continued as we walked down the street until…...

“Who the fuck is Jeremy Kyle and why are you dragging me onto his show!?” I demanded as we reached a café and I stopped for a second. “I told you before, Sophie, the woman I met back in January and not my daughter, is an idiot and I have never met that woman in my life……. hello?!” I trailed off as I realized that she had hung up on me and I pocketed the phone. “Well, this is just fucking fantastic!”

“Sounds like things have taken a turn for the worse with Charlotte.” Andreas commented and I turned to him, he noticed that we were near a café and an idea popped into his head. “How about we stop here so you can collect your thoughts?”

“We’ve already eaten.” I pointed out after I looked around our current location, the café wasn’t that busy compared to the restaurant we stopped for a bite to eat at but there were a few patrons inside it and they were all giving me odd looks having overheard my conversation with Charlotte and actually understanding English.

“I never said anything about eating again, just collecting our thoughts and besides, we can always grab a drink if we want one.” Andreas pointed out and I nodded in agreement before we took a seat and, much like we did at the restaurants we went too, we handed the menus over to Cyrus since he actually understood Japanese writing, I’m still not sure how he understands Japanese writing but that’s not important.

“So, Charlotte knows about your mistress and one of the women has come forward saying that you impregnated her back in January, is that about right?” Cyrus asked and I nodded in response with an annoyed sigh to boot. “Any idea how she found out?”

“Not a clue, she doesn’t live anywhere near my house back in Vegas.” I responded as the waitress came over and Cyrus ordered us some water. “As for Sophie, well, even if the dates match up I have to point out that we all know that nothing happened between me, Amanda and Sophie for reasons I really don’t want to get into in a public setting.”

“But Charlotte doesn’t know that, she walked in on you sharing a bed with two younger naked women whilst you were dressed as David Bowie from Labyrinth.” Cyrus pointed out and I nodded in reluctant agreement. “And I just realized that I may have just described the most bizarre porno ever.” Cyrus admitted as he face-palmed.

“I’ve seen weirder pornos, some with tentacles, some without but you get the idea.” I responded with a grin and Cyrus sighed before shaking his head. “Anyway, to make matters worse, as soon as we return to America I’m being dragged onto something called The Jeremy Kyle Show for DNA and Lie Detector tests, why she isn’t doing this shit privately is beyond me!”

“That does sound bad, and to be honest if I were you I’d be prepared for the worst in case the lie detector confirms that you’ve been cheating on Charlotte.” Cyrus responded and I shook my head in response as the waitress brought over the water for us and we took them. “I don’t get it, why did you start cheating on her in the first place?!”

“She stopped putting out after the incident at the Karaoke Club, I needed to get my fix somewhere and I wasn’t about to risk getting a STD from a hooker.” I responded before motioning to the camera. “And that’s all I’m going to say! And who knows, maybe I can talk the show into letting me use the footage for a promo once the next Supercard cycle starts.”

“Considering that it’s a TV Show that might be a bit tricky but you’ll figure something out.” Cyrus responded with a nod as we took sips from our drinks, from there we continued to talk about general stuff until we decided to get going, well my bodyguards did, me on the other hand? I had trash talk to do and they knew it. “So, I know you’ve got trash talk to do before we get going, you want to meet up down the street?”

“Sure but I suggest we head back soon, the conversation with Charlotte has me in a bad mood for obvious reasons.” I responded and they nodded in response before we paid for our drinks and left the café, Cyrus and Andreas went on ahead and I went into a quiet alleyway so that I could do my promo in something resembling peace and quiet.

“Into the Void V is a few days away and I have a title to take back! The Fearless Championship is just the beginning as, in five days’ time, I will beat James Tuscini, Ryan Keys and Matt Spears to take back what’s rightfully mine and the thing that’s rightfully mine is the SCW Roulette Championship, the title that I never should’ve lost to James Tuscini in the first place but that’s what happens when SCW hires an absolute moron to be a ref! I don’t have a lot of time or patience this evening so let’s get started!”

If I have to tell you who I’m starting with you’re a bigger moron than Jacob Summers!

“James, there’s only one reason why you are the SCW Roulette Champion and his name is Jacob Summers! If it weren’t for him you’d be facing Joshua Acquin alongside Constantine in a Triple Threat Match most likely and I’ll be facing Matt Spears for MY Roulette Championship but no! We all know how the title match between us ended and we both know how I got screwed over because of Jacob’s complete lack of common sense!”

It’s that simple!

“You may think that you won the title fair and square but you’d be full of shit! Fortunately, your thieving ways won’t be tainting the SCW Roulette Championship for much longer because, as of this Sunday, I am taking my title back home where it belongs and no! I’m not talking about the Fearless Championship, well technically I am talking about the Fearless Championship because that title is not, nor will it ever, be on the line but that’s beside the point! This Sunday I will put an end to your joke of a title reign and bring the title home!”

Next up is Matt Spears.

“You know, considering that Matt was technically the number one contender to the Roulette Title thanks to that match at Blaze of Glory V you’d think that he would have something to say going into the match but no, he has been silent ever since the Supercard period began last week which is a shame really because I have a lot to talk about in regards to him costing me a match that I had won on the last Climax Control but I guess it’ll fall on deaf ears!”

Much like my attempts to talk sense into my wife! ……wait……

“But there’s one thing that won’t fall on deaf ears in this match will be your screams as I kick your ass all over Tokyo and maybe the rest of Japan whilst I’m at it, who knows? But there’s one thing I do know and that’s the fact that in your case silence won’t be golden because you won’t be silent for long going into this match, either because you won’t be able to hide from the SCW Cameracrew for much longer or I will make your voice heard by force as I kick your ass!”

Last but not least is Ryan.

“And then we come to the guy who everyone but me sees as the future and that man is Ryan Keys, why is everyone so hyped up about this guy again? Yeah he’s talented but to me he’s nothing but a dime a dozen pretty boy who just so happens to be a good wrestler, does that make him the future? Not in my book! Call me when he wins a title in his rookie year that isn’t the SCW Roulette Championship and then we’ll talk!”

Until then though?

“Ryan, as far as I’m concerned, whatever fed you were in before SCW you were nothing but a big fish in a small pond but here in SCW? You’re a small fish in the ocean! Eventually you and Matt will fall to the wayside and into obscurity as the next hottest new prospect that Christian has the biggest boner for steps in to take your place as the cycle continues, trust me kids, I’ve been here long enough to spot a trend and old man Steve will just kick start the process by kicking your asses in this match!”

It’s that simple.

“James, Ryan, Matt, as far as I’m concerned the three of you are nothing but stepping stones on my road to the big time and that big time is the SCW Roulette Championship and once I lose it in a fashion that doesn’t reek of bullshit and referee incompetency I will move onwards and upwards to the two titles that I have not held here in SCW, the SCW Internet Championship which will probably change hands for the fifth billionth time by the time I get there if current trends are any indication and the SCW World Title! Until then I have a title to take back!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“The fact remains that I was screwed out of my title by an incompetent ref who literally doesn’t see an obvious double knockout right in front of him and the fact that James landed on top of me should’ve been irrelevant! But no, he counted the three count and here I am chasing after a title that’s rightfully mine, Ryan, Matt, you idiots can fuck off because we all know that the only people who should be in this match are me and James as I beat him and take back my title! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The RIGHTFUL Fearless Champion” Steve Ramone, the champion the fans deserve because I will make SCW great again!”

I left the alleyway to find my bodyguards as the scene fades.

 Steve’s team lost the tag team match to the Monstmimals after Steve, following yet another failed title theft attempt and failing to pin Samuel McPherson even after hitting him with the What Fear, got speared in two by Lord Raab but apparently Mark wasn’t done putting Steve in the same ring as James just yet as he had yet another match lined up for him.

This week James and Steve would meet in a one on one, non-title match with Ryan Keys and Matt Spears in their respective corners, not only that but the match was the first ever Throw In The Towel Match where the only way either man would face defeat was if the man in their corner threw in the towel, naturally this has led to a lot of speculation regarding the men’s Roulette Title Match at Into The Void with Tommy Knox of the Hotwire predicting that this meant that it would lead into a Fatal Four Way for the title between the four men, not only that but that could be seen by Steve as retaliation for Steve’s actions since losing the Roulette Title just under three weeks ago but can Steve win?

An autograph session, Osaka, Japan
May 20th, 2016, 18:00pm

It’s great to be the Fearless Champion but it’ll be even better to be the Roulette Champion again! Even though I never should’ve lost that title!

The only reason that I haven’t done a promo until now is simple, I was still reeling from that spear by Lord Raab at the end of the Tag Team Match last week on Climax Control and at first I was under the impression that I was going to be given the week off to prepare for Into the Void and, more importantly, my rematch against James Tuscini!

And then I found out that my rematch with James was not only happening three weeks earlier than I expected but the fucking title isn’t even on the line!

And before you ask, yes, I do think Mark Ward has a trick up his sleeve heading into the next Supercard, hell you saw what happened at the Climax Control before Blaze of Glory V where he made my first defense be against both Joshua Acquin and James which eventually led into the current mess that we’re in so yeah, I think he has something in mind for Matt Spears and Ryan Keys as well! Why do you think that they are in me and James’s corners?

And before the smart asses out there answer, first off all I’m the king of smart asses so leave that job to me and second, Matt won last weeks’ match against Keys so if anything Matt should be the Special Guest Referee or something! Not that he’d do a better job at it than I did two months ago but still! And then there’s the stip!

I mean seriously, Throw in the Towel?! You may as well give us free reign to just beat the holy hell out of each other and give Ryan and Matt bags of popcorn because there’s no way that they are going to throw in the towel over something like a headlock or a single punch! Me and James are their biggest rivals for the men’s Roulette Title and regardless of Mark’s agenda I think it’s pretty fucking clear that they won’t settle for anything less.

Much like I won’t settle for anything less than taking back MY TITLE!

Don’t ask me how or why but Mark roped me into doing some PR at a local store here in Osaka in the form of an autograph session and no, he didn’t promise anything in return for the autograph session, no immediate stripping of the men’s Roulette Title and returning back to its rightful owner (AKA me), no shot at the World Championship, no lap dance from Ms. Rocky Mountains, no orgy with the hot bombshells, no watching Sam Marlowe make out with Melody……...

Okay, you know what? Forgot the last three examples or get a visit from Cyrus and Andreas, your choice!

“Okay, err, how do you spell your name?” I asked rather sheepishly to the Japanese fan in front of me for what was the fifth time today, yeah, I’ve been in Japan for just under a month now and I’m still not sure how to write in Japanese, hell, have you seen Japanese writing?! That shit’s more complicated than algebra and I hate both of those things! To make matters worse Mark didn’t send a Japanese guy along to help me with the writing so most of the fans have had to help me write their names in Japanese, what the fuck did I do to deserve this?! “There you go, next!”

“Love you Steve!” The female fan said as she walked off and I sighed as I continued to sign autographs.

“Cyrus, Andreas, how long have I been signing autographs again? My hand’s starting to get cramps!” I muttered to my bodyguards and they shrugged. “If only they had provided me with a guy who can write in Japanese.”

“I can.” Cyrus commented and I turned to him.

“Why didn’t you say so sooner?!” I asked with an annoyed look on my face and Cyrus shrugged. “Fuck it, someone get a chair for Cyrus, he’s helping me write!” I called out to the staff and, after it was translated, an aide grabbed a chair and placed one behind Cyrus who quickly sat down. “Okay, here’s how it’s going to work, Cyrus, you tell me which squalidly lines to write and I take it from there!”

“I’m not even going to get into the cultural insensitivity you just displayed in front of a crowd of Japanese fans.” Cyrus said with an annoyed sigh as he ran his hand down his face. “At least it’ll be good PR!” Cyrus added as he showed me how to write the next person’s name down.

“Fuck PR! I should be training for my rematch!” I responded and Cyrus shook his head.

“You’ve had all week to train and you spent it either looking up porn or playing Dungeons and Dragons!” Cyrus responded as he continued to help me. “Don’t think I can’t hear the porn sounds from your laptop, my bed’s right next to yours! And besides, try saying “fuck PR” to Mark’s face and see how long it takes for you to get another title shot!”

“He won’t let a stupid statement like that stop me from getting titles! He likes me too much!” I responded and Cyrus shook his head before I posed for a photo op with a couple of fans. “And I was reeling from that spear!”

“If you were speared through a flaming table into a tank full of piranhas with Nile Crocodiles patrolling the outside of the tank I’d understand, instead you were just hit with an especially hard spear after you tried to steal the title, again.” Cyrus responded as we signed more autographs and I shook my head.

“You mean the title that I only lost because Jacob Summers is the dumbest fucking referee in wrestling history!” I responded through gritted teeth and Cyrus shook his head again. “Don’t shake your head at me! You know that I’m speaking the truth!”

“Sorry to interrupt the lover’s quarrel but your almost done.” Andreas commented with a cheeky grin on his face and we looked up seeing only one fan remaining. “Who is the money going too anyway?”

“Mark said that I’m keeping it, though I will give a portion to Cyrus for helping me out.” I responded as I signed the last fan’s autograph and sat back. “Might want to wait until the end of the tour though, more specifically once I get it changed into dollars, I still haven’t wrapped my head around Japanese Currency.”

“Join the club.” Cyrus commented as he shook his head and the aids started to put away the table. “Anyway we’re going to get the car ready, you’ve got a promo to do, right?”

“No, I’m just going to go into the store and ask where the dirty magazines are, what do you think?!” I asked sarcastically and Cyrus sighed to himself before standing up and walking off with Andreas, now that I was alone I got started on my promo!

“I was this close from righting a wrong, correcting that idiotic referee’s mistake by taking back my title but no! James had to take back something that doesn’t even belong to him in the first place! And to top it all off I’m finally getting my fucking rematch with that thief and it’s not even for the title and two punks who have no business being in the title scene in the fucking first place are going to decide our fates in a match that Stevie fucking Wonder could see has obvious connotations for Into the Void!”

Seriously, why hasn’t that idiot been fired yet?!

“Throw in the Towel? Why not be honest and just call it “I beat Tuscini to hell and back whilst Ryan and Matt watch from ringside with bags of popcorn in their hands” because he all know that’s what’s really going to happen! Why are these punks even involved in this match to begin with? And don’t say “Matt Spears is the rightful number one contender” because a bull with explosive diarrhea wouldn’t produce that much bullshit! Matt Spears may have won the match at Blaze of Glory and again just last week but I’m the rightful number one contender because of one thing, REMATCH CLAUSE!”

I know I’ve been saying those two words a lot but still!

“Setting aside the fact that the right thing to do in the Electric Cage match was to call for a draw due to double knockout regardless of who landed on who the rematch clause is in my contract and I’m entitled to a rematch! James is a thief and I don’t know why the morons in charge are taking his side by not giving me the rematch for the title that I am entitled too! If the higher ups had any common sense Jacob would’ve been on the first flight home from Hiroshima following the Hiroshima Screwjob and I’d still be the champion because I never should’ve lost the title in the first place!”

I said as I glared at the camera.

“James, following the match where I finally take back what’s rightfully mine you will go to your rightful place, the back of the fucking line alongside Matt Spears and maybe Ryan Keys where you belong! In the meantime, I will take my rightful place as Roulette Champion again and this match will be a warm-up for me and absolute hell for you James! Tell me James, do you watch Game of Thrones? If so then great because you’ll understand what I mean when I say that you’ll wish that you had been sent to the wall after I’m done with you!”

It’s that simple!

“And if you don’t watch Game of Thrones, where the fuck have you been?! That’s right, stealing things but I’d expect nothing less from a mafia guy! This Sunday I’m only going to steal one thing and that’s the show at Climax Control and by extension Into the Void IV which is pretty fitting because after I take back what’s rightfully mine any hopes you’ll have of holding that title again will be lost in a void never to be seen again!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“I know I sound like a broken record but as far as I’m concerned I’m the only one talking sense around here! James is a thief and has no claim to that and Jacob never should’ve been hired in the first place, for fuck’s sake my Labrador Puppy could do a better job of refereeing a match than that moron! In the meantime, though if I where you James I’d hope that Ryan throws in the towel as soon as possible because there won’t be much of you left when I’m done! This message has been brought to you and paid for by “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone, the champ the fans deserve because I will make SCW great again!”

I left to track down Cyrus and Andreas as the scene fades.

 Steve’s first defense at Blaze of Glory was rife with even more controversy than the weeks leading up to the Triple Threat Match as whilst Steve technically retained the title James made Joshua submit at the same time as Steve achieved a pinfall victory over Josh, the next week was filled with questions as to what would happen in the title situation until the first card of the Japan tour revealed that Steve and James would face off in the Main Event of the second Climax Control of the tour.

And whilst the first show of the tour proved to be eventful the second show, emanating from the historic city of Hiroshima, could potentially be even more eventful with the Steve and James match serving as the Main Event, with no third man in this match a winner was almost guaranteed but can Steve retain the title?

Hiroshima FM studios, Hiroshima, Japan
Tuesday the 26th of April 2016, 18:00pm

God it feels great to be champ!

I mean yeah, that goes without saying especially since I’ve waited so long for another single’s title reign but that’s not all I’m talking about! I wasn’t even featured on the last Climax Control and I’ve been invited to do a radio interview for Hiroshima FM!

I’d say that this interview will be the bomb but even I won’t go that far!

Anyway this week on Climax Control the situation between myself and James Tuscini will finally be resolved as we are in the Main Event, the match is for the Roulette Title and I can’t wait to send this idiot to the back of the line right behind Joshua Acquin!

I mean yeah, Matt Spears will be getting a shot soon so I’m going to be busy over the next couple of weeks and that’s not even getting into the fact that I won’t know the next challenger for the Roulette Title until the week before the next Supercard! And that’s assuming that Matt Spears won’t get his title shot until then!

And on top of all that I have a radio interview this week and at least two state dinner invites before the next Supercard, yeah I haven’t been this busy since the GWA days when I was doing four promos a week!

“Welcome back to Hiroshima FM and now we are about to welcome a very special guest.” The translator (AKA Cyrus who apparently learned Japanese just so he could try to pick up chicks, it didn’t work but still) said as the Japanese DJ spoke the words in his native language. “The company that employs him has recently took Nagasaki by storm and this Sunday he will defend his SCW Roulette Championship against James Tuscini, please welcome “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone of SCW!”

“Glad to be here!” I said with a grin after Cyrus translated the DJ’s words for me and did the same for the DJ. “Yeah the SCW show in Nagasaki was great but it was brought down by my absence from the show!”

“I’ll take your word for it.” Cyrus translated the DJ’s words for me and whilst it was lost in translation I didn’t need Cyrus to know that there was a bit of uneasiness to his voice. “Now as I said you are defending the SCW Roulette Championship against James Tuscini in the Main Event of this week’s Climax Control but he’s not the only challenger for your title on the horizon is he?”

“Well that kinda goes without saying since everyone wants to beat me for the title but I’m assuming that you are referring to the current Number 1 Contender Matt Spears?” Cyrus translated the words for the DJ and he nodded in response once he understood my question. “Look, it’s like I said, I probably have challengers lining up all around the Asian continent for a shot at my title but I will address him once I’m done with James Tuscini this week on Climax Control, James is my biggest priority right now!”

“I can understand that, you already silenced Joshua Acquin at Blaze of Glory when you pinned him at the same time as James made him submit but you and James have unfinished business to resolve.” The DJ responded and Cyrus translated the words for me again. “Out of anyone on the current roster who doesn’t already hold a title who do you think could give you the most trouble should they challenge you for the title?”

“None of them! I will beat them all and my reign will go down in history as one of the best SCW Roulette Title reigns off all time!” I responded with a cocky grin on my face and whilst the DJ got the general idea when he saw my grin Cyrus still translated the words for him. “Hell it will get to the point where they’ll have to bring in outside talent in an attempt to get the belt off of me but it won’t work, simple as that!”

“Okay, that is all the time we have for this interview, thank you Steve for coming in!” The DJ said and I nodded in response to Cyrus’s translation, man that DJ went by quickly. “We will be right back after these commercials!” The DJ added and we stood up and left the studio, we headed out of the building and once we were in the parking lot I turned to Cyrus.

“Cyrus, I don’t care if all the effort you put into learning Japanese so you could bang some Japanese foreign exchange student went to waste because she ended up being a lesbian, you are our official translator for the rest of the tour.” I said with a grin and, whilst Cyrus rolled his eyes at being reminded of his bad luck with yellow fever, he grinned at that. “To think, Miranda said that your fluency in Japanese wouldn’t come in handy ever again!”

“To be fair that was before I became a wrestler and besides, it has come in handy when I toured Japan on my own.” Cyrus responded as he unlocked the rent-a-car. “Anyway, what’s your plan for the promo? Will you be doing it in the car?”

“I did that for my first Blaze of Glory promo, I don’t want to make it seem like I’ve run out of ideas!” I responded as I shook my head. “You guys wait for me in the car, I’ll get my promo done and then we’ll head back to the hotel.”

“Got it.” Cyrus responded before he and Andreas hopped in the car, I went over to another section of the car park that wasn’t that far from the car but still far away for me to do my promo in privacy and I got started on just that.

“Blaze of Glory was supposed to be just that, me defending my title against James Tuscini and Joshua Acquin in a blaze of glory but no! James had to have Josh locked in a submission hold whilst I went for a pin on Josh and as a result the Triple Threat Match ended in a draw and left meat a loss as to what would happen to my title for a whole week!”

I said as I shook my head.

“And it’s not like I didn’t try to find out what the bosses had decided in the week that followed, I made so many phone calls to SCW HQ that they eventually stopped returning my calls and I was threatened with harassment charges by my own employers! But that doesn’t matter right now as Christian made his decision official, this week James and I will face off one last time for the SCW Roulette Title and it’s the Main Event!”

I said as I leaned against a pillar.

“First he got a shot at me just because I interfered in his match with TNA and now he’s headlining a Climax Control because he had Josh in a submission whilst I went for a pin on Josh? If it weren’t for J2H’s open challenge I’d be calling bullshit on the fact that this guy was in line for a shot at the SCW World Heavyweight Title on top off all that but that’s beside the point and besides, this shot at J2H will prove to be his biggest disadvantage!”

I said as I folded my arms.

“What do I mean by that? Tell me James, have you ever heard of the saying “to many eggs in one basket”? it basically means that you have too many things on your plate to focus on the present, more specifically your match against me and yes, you could, by some miracle, beat me for the title and, by an even bigger miracle, beat J2H for the World Title at the next Supercard but do you know what happened the last time the World and Roulette Titles ended up being held by the same guy? Here’s a hint genius, you’re looking at the end result!”

I said as I hoisted the Roulette Championship over my shoulder.

“But it doesn’t matter because at the end of the day I’m leaving Hiroshima with the SCW Roulette Title in my hands and the end result of this match will make the bombing of Hiroshima look like a rough game of tag in the playground! I don’t care what stipulation it stops on when the Roulette Wheel gets spun at Climax Control, it could land on “Steve’s rules” for all I care, because no matter what match it lands on I will walk out with the SCW Roulette Title still in my possession!”

It’s that simple really.

“I’m going to be honest here, when I made the pin on Josh in the Parking Lot Brawl I didn’t even realize that you had him in a Submission Hold because I was pretty out of it, then again we all where at that point but that doesn’t matter, I didn’t realize my mistake until after the fact because if I had I would’ve tried to break up the hold instead but the result would still be the same as I would’ve walked out of Phoenix the SCW Roulette Champion either way and this Sunday history will repeat it’s self as I will retain my title over you for the second time! Say hi to Josh when you reach the back of the line James because then you can tell him that I sent you!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Since we’re in Japan this analogy seems pretty apt, James, I am Godzilla and you are Tokyo and at the end of our match this Sunday at Climax Control you’ll definitely feel like a giant lizard monster just stepped all over you after I retain the SCW Roulette Championship! And as for Matt Spears, well you can say hi to Josh and James after I beat you! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless Champ” Steve Ramone, the champion the fans deserve and this Sunday I’ll correct a past mistake by kicking your ass!”

I went off towards the car as the scene fades.

 RP Title: “What next?!”

Steve had a plan going into the recent Roulette Rules match between James Tuscini and Joshua Acquin which saw him serve as the special guest referee for the match and it worked perfectly as he had “arranged” for the Roulette Wheel to stop on a stipulation that he had asked Mark to add to the wheel earlier in the week, namely Steve’s Rules which basically meant that Steve was making up the rules as he went along and whilst James Tuscini would ultimately win the match it was Steve that got the last laugh after he laid James out with the Fearless Shot.

Or so it seemed, after he laid out James Steve called out SCW Co-Owner “Hot Stuff” Mark Ward who had promised to make an announcement about Steve’s first Roulette Title defense at Blaze of Glory IV after the match, Mark delivered on his promise and the results left Steve fuming as, due to Steve’s recent interference in Joshua and James’s matches against Matt Spears and Travis Nathanial Andrews respectively, Mark booked a Triple Threat Match for the Roulette Title between the three men at Blaze of Glory.

Steve’s problems with Josh started on the night that Steve won the title as Steve pinned Josh in the Fatal Four Way Elimination Match at My Bloody Valentine II which also featured Casey Williams and Travis Nathanial Andrews, Steve refused Josh’s demands for a title shot at first because he was still in the Blast from the Past Tournament with Alexis Edwards of The Nobodies at the time but after the team, “affectionately” dubbed Team PMS and Steve by Steve’s wife Charlotte, was knocked out by Connor Murphy and Melanie Gabrielle in the second round of the tournament he still refused resulting in Josh’s involvement in this match.

As for James, he’s a wildcard as he hasn’t been in SCW as long as either Josh or Steve but on the same show as Josh’s initial challenge for the Roulette Title James called out Steve and Casey Williams and whilst nothing came of James’s challenge to Casey that same challenge put James in Steve’s cross airs leading to his involvement in this match.

At the end of the day all three men were hungry for a win, Steve because he wanted a lengthy title reign, Josh to make up for the loss at My Bloody Valentine and James to win his first title in SCW but can Steve win?

Someone’s home, Reno, Nevada
Thursday the 31st of March 2016, 11:00am

Where am I? How did I get here? How is it your business?

Okay, I’ll get to that later but for now I have some things to get off my chest, I was doing what was right for the Roulette Championship by denying Joshua and James their requested title shots, why? Because where I come from you don’t get titles by asking, you EARN them and I wanted them to earn it, even then though James and Josh where way in the back of the line.

Let’s be real, what have either of them done to earn a title shot?

Josh hasn’t won a single match in months and James has only just arrived in SCW and yet Mark saw fit to make this Triple Threat Match last week on Climax Control for my Roulette Title, does he even care about the title’s image? Of course he doesn’t, if he did he would’ve intervened in the wheel spin to ensure that there was an actual wheel spin by someone who wasn’t stoned out of his mind but he didn’t and the rest is history.

So, how did I act once I got backstage? Why are you even asking that dumb question? Fuck it, I’ll answer anyway!

*flashback*

I’m taking you back to the backstage area of Climax Control barely five minutes after the Roulette Rules Match ended and Mark screwed me over just because he could, I got out of the ringside area like a bat out of hell and I had no intention of sticking around for the rest of the show.

“Cyrus, go to the men’s locker room and get our bags, we are leaving!” I instructed him once we were clear of the entryway and Cyrus hesitated before nodding and heading off in the direction of the locker room. “The less time I spend in this fucking place the better!”

“What about the rest of the matches?” Andreas asked as I turned to him, he was right as there was still the remaining Blast from the Past Semi-Final Match and the Main Event between J2H and Ben Jordan to go but I didn’t care.

“I’ll watch those matches at the hotel tomorrow.” I responded as Cyrus returned with our bags. “For now we are returning to the hotel!”

“What about Rocky?” Cyrus asked as they followed me towards the parking lot. “We can’t leave her in the janitor’s closet.”

“She got out once, how I’m not sure but still, she’ll get out again!” I responded as we neared the parking lot. “She’s not important, what is important is that I need to plan for Blaze of Glory and schedule promo time for the next two weeks.”

“I take it we’re returning to Vegas for week one and then going to Phoenix for week two?” Andreas asked and I nodded. “You do realize that that means putting up with Charlotte for the whole week, right? She may be your wife but soon she’ll be your ex and you’ll be broke from child support.”

“She signed a prennup after I proposed to her, she’s always believed in earning money rather than being given it and she made that clear after I proposed.” I responded as the parking lot neared. “Money won’t be an issue if we do get divorced no matter how much Charlotte’s mother will argue otherwise, getting to see my kids and Dio will be.”

“You want my advice? Worry about that after she takes you to divorce court, not before and from what I’ve seen it’ll be a while before she gets to that point.” Cyrus responded before someone caught his eye. “Well, it didn’t take Rocky long to come out of the closet.”

“I thought we agreed that I was going to make that joke?” I asked and Cyrus rolled his eyes before I noticed the furious interviewer storming towards us. “No interviews!”

“I got manhandled into a janitor’s closet twice and you got my co-worker high just so you could get the match you wanted.” Rocky started as she neared us but by that point the door to the parking lot was already open. “I want answers damn it…….”

“I SAID NO INTERVIEWS! NOW GO SUCK MARK WARD’S TINY COCK AND LEAVE ME ALONE!” I snapped at her leaving her speechless and I quickly left the area before Mark Ward got wind of what I had just yelled at one of his interviewers.

*back to present day*

Fortunately, Mark never got wind of what I said to Rocky before I left the gym and headed to the hotel otherwise, well, use your imagination, I’m back in Vegas now and I’m not at my house, nor am I at Cyrus’s old house or Andreas’s apartment, I’m staying at a friends’ house because Charlotte’s still mad at me over the conversation I was having as I entered Mark’s office on Sunday (and no, we’re not punishing Sally and Lori, they were caught up in the moment and thought we wouldn’t be back from marriage counselling for another hour).

Who is this friend? Wouldn’t you like to know? All I’m saying is that Charlotte doesn’t know about this friend and it’s a younger woman, and if I can help it she won’t be showing up on camera anytime soon.

Then again you saw how “well” my last plan went.

“Okay, I just spoke to Charlotte, she’s calmed down and your allowed in the house again.” Cyrus commented as I left my “friend’s” house with the Roulette Title over my shoulder and I was currently wearing my Bloodstock t-shirt and a pair of jeans. “But if you pull that stunt again you’ll next see her in divorce court.”

“What stunt? We were having a private conversation that ended up on camera.” I responded as I walked down the path and Cyrus shrugged. “And the cover story?”

“She brought it, she thinks you’re staying with Sally’s family.” Cyrus commented before motioning to the cameraman. “And since she stopped watching your promos after the karaoke incident she’ll be none the wiser.”

“What about Sally? She still lives with her parents and they’ll debunk the story in a heartbeat?” Andreas asked and Cyrus frowned.

“Covered it, Sally will keep quiet as long as we don’t reveal the whole detains of her interrupted sex with Lori to her parents and the same goes for Lori.” Cyrus responded with a nod. “That said, how long do you plan to keep this up? Charlotte’s bound to find out sooner or later.”

“She won’t, she’s smart but not that smart.” I responded cockily as we made our way towards the car. “So, any news from the metal world?”

“The new Metal Church album came in from Amazon and it’s in the car.” Cyrus responded and I grinned at that. “Bloodstock announced some Sophie Stage bands, only name I recognized was One Machine.”

“Steve Smyth’s band?” I asked once I recognized the name of the former Forbidden guitarist’s new band and Cyrus nodded. “Who else?”

“Death Metal band called Memoriam, Symphonic Metal band called Pythia. Tech Band called This Is Turin and Derange.” Cyrus responded after he checked his phone and pocketed it. “So it’s a safe bet that we’ll be checking out One Machine?”

“Unless they clash with a mainstage band that I like obviously, might check out Pythia since I like Symphonic Metal and I’ll check out the other bands too.” I responded with a nod before we got in the car with me in the back, I saw my “friend” waving bye to me complete with a blown kiss but the camera didn’t see her because she’s at the second floor window. “We’ll head straight home I want to pick up where we left off witch Curse of Strahd.”

“Think Charlotte will be willing to continue?” Cyrus asked and I shrugged.

“If she is, fine, if not I’ll come up with a way to kill off her character, should be easy enough considering the campaign setting.” I responded before Cyrus started driving towards my house, whilst he drove off I decided to start on my promo.

“I’ve heard many times how those who refuse to learn from history are doomed to repeat it and that’s certainly what happened last week at Climax Control.” I said as the opening riff to the album opener “Reset” started to play. “I will admit that I had actually forgotten that Mark had used a similar stipulation back at December 2 Dismember III but that’s beside the point, as a result of my antics I find myself in what may as well be a handicap match against Joshua Acquin and James Tuscini for the Roulette Title at Blaze of Glory, not only that but earlier in the night there will be a Fatal Four Way Match between Ryan Keys, CJ Sharpe, Chris Burdon and Matt Spears to determine who will challenge the winner of the Roulette Title Match at a later date.”

I said before smirking.

“Why do I bring up those guys? Because they are doing what Joshua and James aren’t, they are earning their shot at my title and I will grant the title shot to the winner of the match, all they need to do is name a time and place and we’ll be all set, Joshua and James on the other hand? What have they done to deserve a shot at my title? Nothing!”

I’ll start with Josh.

“Josh, face the facts I beat you fair and square at My Bloody Valentine II last month to win the Roulette Title, what you should’ve done is tuck your tail between your legs and fuck off to the back of the line but no! You had to demand a title shot because I beat you, err, sorry my memory’s a bit hazy but isn’t it usually the other way around? You know, unlikely challenger upsets champion in non-title match and gets title shot?”

And before you say it.

“Yes, I know the title was vacant, I’m not stupid, in fact it’s the only reason I never complained about getting a shot and also why I signed up for the Gauntlet that same night, when the title’s vacant it’s fair game as far as I’m concerned but when there’s a champion? Unless he’s issuing an open challenge then you have to earn it and I don’t remember issuing an open challenge!”

Because I didn’t.

“Josh, just face it, you’re a never-was in this business, meaning that your legacy will be that off a laughing stock and a trivia question, what’s that? What will the trivia question be? Good question, the trivia question will be this: which SCW wrestler holds the record for shortest title challenge? The answer is you when you finally get me one on one, you hate me, we both know that but all I need is for you to run into my foot ad I’ve got you pinned.”

And as for this match.

“What about this match? Josh you couldn’t beat James Tuscini, a submission wrestler, after I outlawed the use of submissions during the match, what chance do you have against me? Don’t bother answering that question, we both know the answer, you stand no chance in hell against me and I will defeat you in the middle of the ring, simple as that, but what about James you ask? I was about to start addressing him actually so good timing!”

You guessed it, next up is James!

“James, I never met you before you joined SCW and yet you claimed to know a lot about me from my time in the Global Wrestling Alliance and the Asylum Wrestling Alliance, congratulations! You know how to use Google!” I said with a mock applause before shaking my head. “Like I said, I never met you before yet you wasted no time in challenging me to a match?”

Who is this kid?

“Let me make one thing clear, I was serious about the one on one match between us James but the bosses decided to include my other rival in the mix and make me the Special Guest Ref for the match, don’t believe me? Ask Mark, he made the match, and this match by extension, happen! Long story short you’re at your second ever Supercard and you already have a title match, whoop-de-fucking-do!”

Am I supposed to be impressed?

“I’ll admit, your good Tuscini and you managed to get around my no submissions rule in your match against Josh but championship material? Call me when you’ve been in this company for longer than a few months and THEN we’ll talk but until then you will be taught a lesson in violence and if I had my copy of Bonded by Blood by Exodus I’d have Cyrus play that song!”

“Sorry man, it’s at the house.” Cyrus apologized and I shook my head.

“Forget it.” I responded before picking up where I left off. “As far as this match goes, you’re a wildcard Tuscini! You are the only untested wrestler in this match because at least I have experience, at least Josh has experience but you? The only experience you have is making pizzas with Uncle Pinky and I refuse to take a guy whose uncle reminds me of a character from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic seriously! Basically James, our last two meetings ended with you on your back after The Fearless Shot and this match will be no different!”

“I thought you were a brony?” Cyrus asked and I nodded.

“Yeah but have you seen Pinkie Pie?” I asked before turning to the camera. “The same goes for you both really, I won this title fair and square and no-one is going to cut my reign short, in fact here’s a bit of trivia for you, out of the six original Superstar and Bombshell titles there’s only two that have never changed hands at Blaze of Glory, one is the Heavyweight Title? The other? Is that title I’m holding over my shoulder and I will continue that tradition in two weeks!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Do you know what tomorrow is? April Fool’s Day and when Mark announced this match I thought that he was pulling an early April Fool’s joke on us, I was wrong and here we are, my first defense is in two weeks’ time at Blaze of Glory V and I’m in a match where I don’t have to be pinned to lose my title, as disgraceful as that is I’m not losing this match, I didn’t wait seven years for a title reign only for it to be cut short by two idiots who aren’t worthy of my title! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless Champion” Steve Ramone, James, Joshua, you may not have earned your shots at my belt but you have earned an ass kicking from me!”

Once we were back in Vegas we dropped off the cameraman at his home as the scene fades.

 Steve finally did it! He won the SCW Roulette Championship after a grueling battle against Casey Williams, Joshua Acquin and Travis Nathanial Andrews, however the night wasn’t a total success as whilst he did participate in the Gauntlet match he did not win it, in fact he was eliminated by Ben Jordan who he proceeded to help Goth eliminate Ben Jordan from the match.

As if that wasn’t bad enough the teams for this year’s Blast from the Past Tournament where announced and Steve’s worst nightmare came true as he was teaming with Alexis Edwards of the Nobodies for the tournament, anyone who paid attention to Steve’s storied rivalry with The Nobodies the ran through August and ended in September should know that Steve had no love for the stable and to make matters even worse Steve and Alexis where competing in the Main Event of Climax Control 140 (or Steve Ramone Appreciation Night, no prizes for guessing who named it) and their opponents where none other than the man Steve eliminated Ben Jordan and former multi-time champion and future HOF inductee Raynin with the winning team going through to the second round of the Blast from the Past Tournament, it seemed impossible but can Steve and Alexis set their differences aside and win?!

Steve’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
Monday the 22nd of February 2016. 21:00pm

It was supposed to be a day of glory, that idea went down the toilet quickly.

It started off great with me finally winning a singles title in SCW and my first singles title since the GWA closed seven years ago (all though to be fair I did take a hiatus to raise Sophie and I did briefly return to the ring a few years later) but then two things happened, first the Blast from the Past teams where announced and, to my horror, I found out that Alexis Edwards was my partner, that’s right, the only female Nobody in the tournament and I’ve got her as a partner.

The night officially ended for me when Ben Jordan eliminated me from the Gauntlet and I subsequently got my revenge on him by helping Goth eliminate him from the match but I can look past that even with the former Brat Prince representing SCW as its World Champion because I now have a title of my own and it’s a title that I will hold for a very long time.

And then this week’s Climax Control card was announced and me and Alexis are in the Main Event against Ben Jordan and Raynin, do the bosses have it out for me or something? Well at least my title’s not on the line but you are probably wondering what my reaction was when I found out that Alexis was my partner for the tournament, well I’m glad you ask.

*flashback*

I will now take you back to My Bloody Valentine II, more specifically when Christian announced the teams for the tournament, at the time I was celebrating in the men’s locker room with Cyrus and Andreas sharing a glass of wine each, at the time it seemed like nothing could bring the mood down between us as we were in a celebrating mood.

“First the Roulette Title and next the World Title baby!” I said with a massive grin on my face as I took a sip from the wine, now I know what you’re thinking, getting drunk before a match? Please, not even the lightest of lightweights could get drunk off the amount I was drinking at the time. “It’s like my theme song says, I want the world baby!”

“Damn straight, nothing could bring our spirits down at the moment!” Cyrus said with a grin as we watched the show unfold on the TV set, it was then that Christian stood at the top of the stage with a microphone in his hands. “Huh, wonder what this is about?”

“Maybe he’s finally admitting his affair with Justin Decent.” I joked as we watched the TV and the guys laughed at that.

“Alright everyone! I know everybody out there has been anxious to find out the official pairings for the fourth annual Blast from the Past Memorial tournament!” Christian said and we couldn’t help but grin, we could already tell where this was going. “There have been tweets and Facebook messages, radio call ins, emails and such -- and that's just the participants!”

“I was good! I only hassled the bosses about it twice!” I commented as I took a sip from the wine and the boys shook their heads.

“Well fans, I am not going to make you wait any longer!” Christian added and my grin grew wider knowing what was coming. “So here and now, I am pleased to present the first four teams in the Blast from the Past IV tournament!”

“Huh, Jessie is teaming with TNA.” Cyrus commented with an amused look on his face. “Interesting pairing.”

“I’m more interested in seeing who the red-headed Staggs bastard child got stuck with, if it’s Odette returning from retirement I’ll laugh my ass off.” I commented with a grin as the rest of the teams were shown, however my grin disappeared when I saw who I was teaming with. “Okay, seriously, who am I teaming with?”

“I think he is serious Steve.” Andreas responded and that was confirmed when the seg cut to the World Bombshell Tag Title Match with no other graphics to go with it. “So, you got stuck with Alexis Edwards.”

“Yep.” I responded simply before downing the rest of my wine in one gulp, setting the glass down on the table and calmly leaving the locker room. “FUCK!”

*back to present day*

Needless to say a nearby cameracrew nearly jumped through the roof of the arena when I screamed that.

But yeah, that’s my current predicament, I am teaming with Alexis Edwards for the Blast from the Past Tournament, this is like teaming a Neo-Nazi up with a Jew, this is like teaming a racist cop with a black dude, this is like teaming a brony up with a Transformers fan.

Okay, I realize that the last of those examples aren’t like the others but you get the idea.

At the moment we are in my D&D room getting ready to play a game, I’m acting as DM this time around because the last time Cyrus was a DM he unleashed a Dracolich and a Necromancer on us in the same battle and whilst me and Andreas did win the day and both of our characters leveled up we agreed that I should try out a campaign that I’ve been writing for a while now.

“Okay, your adventure starts in the small town of Requia, it’s been around for a short time but in that time it has grown to be a fairly successful trade center.” I started as I put the map down. “The town is run by a council that regulates all ways of life, trade, agriculture, warfare, you name it.”

“Quick question, you said that it’s a small town yet it has a minister of warfare?” Cyrus asked and I nodded.

“Right, at the moment the town has a small militia force mostly comprised of conscripted townsfolk and mercenaries, the minister plans to expand the militia as the town grows but at the moment they are there to protect against Barbarian raids.” I responded and Cyrus nodded once he understood what I meant. “It is a coastal town and it has a small port which is where it gets most of its trade and wealth from, alongside the militia the town has a small fleet to protect it from raiders by sea or sea monsters in general.” I added before I turned a page. “Not far from the waterfront is the Rusty Axe Inn where our adventure begins.”

“Couldn’t resist using the cliché “you all meet at an inn” set-up, could you?” Andreas asked and I shrugged my shoulders.

“If it works, it works.” I responded before I continued. “The inn is a small place with rooms upstairs if you require rest bite and it serves food, nothing fancy but it’s popular among the locals for using freshly caught fish for its dishes, Cyrus I think this is where you come in.” I said as I turned to Cyrus who was playing a Half-Orc Barbarian.

“The drinks here taste like piss but if I have to make a decent living I’ll make do for now.” Cyrus grunted in a gravelly voice. “Hey bartender, give me another!”

“Holg, I told you before, you’ve had enough.” I responded playing as the bartender. “Do you even have any money left?”

“Give me a week and I’ll find more work, until then you’re stuck with me.” Cyrus added giving Andreas his cue to step in as a Half-Elf Paladin.

“I’d advise that you listen to him, you don’t want to get kicked out do you?” Andreas asked in his best haughty accent and Cyrus rolled his eyes.

“And why should I listen to a goody-two shoes Half-Elf?!” Cyrus responded giving me my cue to start the adventure, before I could however the door opened and we looked up. “Oh hey Sally, what’s up?” Cyrus asked having dropped the accent as we saw our babysitter at the door.

“Sorry to interrupt but Charlotte just got back home, I told her that you paid me but I had to stay behind due to Lori being stuck in traffic.” Sally responded which was true as the traffic was murder on the highway today. “I also told her what you were doing but she wants to talk to you, judging from the look on her face I wouldn’t keep her waiting.”

“That’s fine, I can continue this campaign another time.” I commented as I picked up my plans for the campaign and walked out of the room, I put my plans in my room and when I returned to the downstairs area I saw Charlotte waiting for me. “You wanted to talk?”

“Remember those southern girls that you shared a bed with a few weeks ago?” Charlotte asked and I nodded though I really wasn’t sure where she was going with this. “Well one of them tried to add me on Facebook, I blocked her off course but that’s not the big issue.” Charlotte said as she shifted her weight. “When I checked her profile to confirm that it was the same girl and it was…...and one of the first pictures I saw on her timeline was an ultra-sound scan of her womb, she’s pregnant.”

“What?!” I asked with a look of shock on my face. “Look, even if something did happen between us the dates don’t add up, she would’ve started to notice it three months from that night and it hasn’t even been two months.”

“I know and I asked her about it through Facebook messenger, she isn’t sure who the father is which tells me that she sleeps around a lot, based on what I saw in the promo that night I don’t doubt that.” Charlotte added as she folded her arms. “It could be a coincidence but I blocked her in any case, if the other girl tries to the same thing and the dates add up, well I might make that call to the divorce lawyer after all.”

“Even if she does there are things we need to take into account like how long it’s been since that night and the fact that nothing happened.” I pointed out and Charlotte nodded in agreement. “Hell if it puts your mind at ease I’ll have a DNA test done if they come forward trying to claim that I impregnated them.”

“I’ll keep that in mind, it’ll definitely put that matter to rest.” Charlotte responded before yawning a bit. “Speaking of rest I think I’ll have an early night tonight I’ve been shattered all day.”

“I know that feeling, if you see any pages on the desk that weren’t there before those are my campaign plans for Dungeons and Dragons, think you could leave them alone?” I asked and Charlotte nodded.

“Sure, I was never into that game anyway, see you tomorrow.” Charlotte responded before I stood aside to let her pass and she walked up the stairs and entered the room we shared, I sat down on the steps and noticed Sally had been listening in.

“It’s times like these that make me glad that I’m a lesbian.” Sally commented as she shook her head. “At least I don’t have to worry about anyone getting me pregnant.”

“Like I said, nothing happened and besides, relationship drama isn’t just a heterosexual couple thing, it’s pretty much universal.” I responded as I shifted my weight. “Just look at the fallout from when Keira Fisher attacked Amy Marshall last year.”

“Good point.” Sally admitted as she checked the time. “Anyway, kids are asleep, Dio’s been fed and has done his business outside and more importantly Lori should be pulling up any minute to take me home.” Sally added and I nodded in response. “I will say that following her being kicked out the house two weeks ago I’ve been helping Lori find a place of her own, even if it’s just a cheap apartment anything’s better than living with homophobic parents when your gay.”

“I hear that.” I nodded in agreement. “Have you told Charlotte?”

“She knows, she even offered to bump up my pay to $50 to help with the expense but I couldn’t accept it.” Sally responded as she got a text message. “Mostly because my parents offered to front the bill first, anyway looks like Lori’s here, see you tomorrow Steve.”

“See you.” I called out to her as she left the house and headed to the driveway, I stood up off the stairs and looked around seeing Dio lying on his side apparently dreaming about something, before I could even wonder what he was dreaming about the boys came up to me. “We’ll have to do the campaign another night, Charlotte went up to bed and I don’t want to wake her up.”

“That’s fine, I want to refine my Half Orc accent anyway.” Cyrus responded as he shifted his weight. “Want to watch some TV?”

“I’ve got a promo to do, you know, Blast from the Past and all.” I responded and the boys nodded before walking off towards the living room to watch some TV before they headed home for the night and I went into the kitchen to do my promo.

“Between Delia Darling last year and Alexis Edwards this year I’m convinced that the bosses hate me and team me up with the worst possible teammates for Blast from the Past but I digress!” I said before picking up the SCW Roulette Title. “You see this? I won this belt fair and square at My Bloody Valentine II two weeks ago and whilst my first defense hasn’t been set in stone my first Blast from the Past match has and it’s against Ben Jordan, the man who I eliminated from the Gauntlet after he eliminated me, and Raynin, honestly I’m kinda tempted to just sit back and let Raynin kick Alexis’s flat ass but I’m a competitive guy so that won’t be happening.”

As for what will be happening……...well……

“I already have a team name for me and Alexis, Team PMS and Steve! Oh come on, how could I not make that joke considering that Alexis is pissed off 24/7, when she isn’t being gang banged that is, anyway Alexis you may claim that you don’t care about the tournament because I’m your partner but you don’t fool me, I’ve been there many times, you just lost a title and you want a chance at another one, this is your chance and from here on in I will call bullshit whenever you claim that you don’t care about the tournament, now that that’s done, onto my opponents.”

First up is the guy who I will actually face.

“Ben, you got lucky in the Gauntlet and I got justice thanks to that elimination with Goth’s help, simple as that, of course if they had just let me have my bodyguards at ringside we wouldn’t be in this mess but I digress, the bosses must’ve had our confrontation during the Battle Royal in mind when they booked this Main Event Match and whilst this match is full of former champions we are the only current champions, aren’t we Ben?”

Not that it matters.

“However just because you have the Tag Team Titles doesn’t mean your better than me, it means that you can’t do shit on your own and you need someone to watch your back, at My Bloody Valentine it was Simon Jones and this week it’s Raynin but me? After the disaster that was my team-up with Joshua Acquin I’m not touching the tag team titles with a ten-foot barge pole even if Mark Ward came out of retirement just to team up with me and more importantly I will win this match with or without Alexis’s help and move on to the next round!”

Next up is Raynin.

“Now I won’t be fighting Raynin for obvious reasons but this is where Alexis could prove me wrong by securing our spot in the next round of the tournament, somehow I doubt she will because of her utter lack of talent and utter lack of care for this match but stranger things have happened, I mean we have a guy who used to be known as the Brat Prince as World Champion for fuck’s sake and the fucking Surf Boys are former Tag Team Champions, need I say more?!”

No but I will anyway.

“Seriously, what did I do to deserve a moronic partner like Alexis? And before you pull out a list that’s at least the length of the main hallway of my house, that was a rhetorical question, anyway I don’t exactly have faith that Alexis will get the job done, I mean sure she’s a former champion but last I checked her only successful title defense was against Kate Steele in a Paintball Match! Now I could be wrong but the fact that she defended her title in a paintball match says it all really! My prediction is this, I will do all the work and in the end me and Alexis will come out on top!”

Much like anyone who sleeps with Alexis! Anyway with that I decided to wrap things up.

“They forgot to include this in the description but Climax Control 140 is officially Steve Ramone Appreciation Night and there will be celebrations of my title win throughout the night culminating in my triumphant victory in the first round of the Blast from the Past Tournament, will Alexis help out? Don’t know, don’t care but I’ll beat them both on my own if I have too! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless Champion” Steve Ramone, the champion the fans deserve!”

I left the kitchen as the scene fades.