NARRATOR: Recently at Into the Void V James Tuscini successfully defended his Roulette Title in a Four Way match against Steve Ramone, Matt Spears, and Ryan Keys, with Roulette Rules of Pinfalls Count Anywhere. Although Ramone rolled off the platform to avoid being the wrestler James would have pinned, or make submit, for the win, the fact remains that Steve still took a loss in this match.
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The scene shifts to the dressing room of James Tuscini, and his Uncle-Manager Pinky del Ferrando, at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. Both are casually dressed in blue jeans and a pullover shirts with James wearing a black shirt and Uncle Pinky wearing a blue one. James is sitting at the dining table doing something on his laptop computer while Uncle Pinky is relaxing on the couch watching Looney Tunes cartoons.
The cameraman knocks on the door and Uncle Pinky invites him in. Once he is set up, Uncle Pinky has turned the television off, and the cameraman is focused on Tuscini at his computer we begin today’s segment.
JAMES TUSCINI: I’m not gonna sit here and claim that my Roulette Championship defense match at Into the Void V was easy. It was anything but easy. What made the match hard was the fact that anyone could defeat anyone in the match and become the Roulette Champion. They did not have to pin me, or make me submit, in order to win. That meant that all four of us had to be more alert for pins and submissions by others in the match. Add to the confusion and difficulty that it was a Pinfalls Count Anywhere match and you can see that taking the opportunity for a win outside of the ring added to the odds of someone obtaining a win quickly.
UNCLE PINKY: Tell them your thoughts on Chris Shipman and Kain returning to active wrestling.
James calls up the e-mail he received from the wrestler, Bill Barnhart, who used to work in Asylum Wrestling Alliance with Chris Shipman.
JAMES TUSCINI: I’ve never had the pleasure, or displeasure if you will, of wrestling against Chris Shipman. However I do know he used to work in Global Wrestling Alliance and Asylum Wrestling Alliance. I remember hearing that he is the half-brother of Bill Barnhart so I contacted Barnhart to get some information on Shipman and I have Barnhart’s comments in this e-mail. I will give you the short version. Shipman is the half-brother of Bill Barnhart. They have the same mother but different fathers. Chris’ father is a convicted serial killer while Bill’s father is a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer. Mother liked Bill more than she liked Chris for two reasons. One is that she hated Chris’ father, and of course Chris, for being violent jerks and she appreciated Bill that he was nice and sweet and did so well in the sport of wrestling.
UNCLE PINKY: Bill Barnhart went on to tell us that when they were young Chris caused the death of their sister. He was convicted of the death and sent to Prison. He blamed Bill for her death and his conviction even though Barnhart was innocent. When Shipman got out of Prison he joined up with Asylum Wrestling Alliance and he went on an all-out crusade to destroy Bill Barnhart. Although the two of them had the most vicious, evil, disgusting, brutal, and near-fatal wrestling matches, in the end it was Shipman who went into early retirement while Barnhart remained active in wrestling. It wasn’t until early in 2016 that Bill Barnhart finally decided to retire and take it easy.
JAMES TUSCINI: So it’s like this Chris. I have a lot of respect for wrestlers who are talented, do their best at all times, and remain with the rules of the game. Apparently you are an untalented hack because you have to resort to breaking the rules and using violence in non-Hardcore matches. You also fail to remain within the rules of the game. I don’t consider being violent all the time as giving your best all the time.
UNCLE PINKY: So here’s the deal. In the order of preference of who James wishes to defend the Roulette Title against they are Casey Williams, Ryan Keys, and Chris Shipman. As you review the June 19, 2016, Climax Control card you see that it is, in fact, Casey Williams, who is the next victim of James.
JAMES TUSCINI: Then we had the return of Kain at Into the Void V. I guess he felt it was a brave thing to attack Rage after the Triple Threat match for the Internet Title eh? I guess some people are such chicken shits that they can only attack someone while they are already tired from their match. Nice going Kain. Nice way to prove to everyone what you really area huh? Then let me add this to the mix. Why did you attack Rage and challenge for the lowest-ranking Title Belt in Sin City Wrestling? Why didn’t you challenge for the highest ranking Title Belt, the Heavyweight Championship, or my Roulette Title which is the 2nd highest ranking Title Belt? What you did was like being offered a brick of pure gold and you decided to challenge for the chance at a brick of concrete. Any time you want a shot at me and the Roulette Championship talk to Management and get in line behind those who are in line ahead of you.
UNCLE PINKY: We knew that you were also in Asylum Wrestling Alliance with Bill Barnhart so we asked him for some information on you. The information he gave us on your time in Asylum Wrestling Alliance is in the same e-mail James has up on his computer. Barnhart didn’t say much except that you came into the fed, managed to win a Title Belt, and then went into semi-retirement. He said you later came back and won another Title Belt and when you lost that one you left active wrestling again. Apparently, from the history we see here in Sin City Wrestling you have come and gone here too with the exception that you have held more Title Belts here.
JAMES TUSCINI: Here’s the deal, Kain, so listen up so you don’t try to claim that I said something I never said. I felt Casey Williams should get the first shot at my Roulette Title and he has it at this coming Climax Control. After I defeat Casey then Ryan Keys should get the next shot at my Title Belt. After I defeat Ryan Keys then I feel Chris Shipman should be the next victim. After those three are eliminated and thrown into the trash dumpster I’m willing to make an exception and give you a shot at my Roulette Championship. After you become my fourth victim since my successful Title defense at Into the Void V I can sit back and stop telling Management who I feel is worthy to face me and just let them send who they want after me.
Tuscini closes the e-mail from Bill Barnhart and he minimizes the screen and then he turns to continue his comments.
JAMES TUSCINI: I forgot to mention something else Bill Barnhart told me. He said he graduated from Frankfort of Kentucky University. He said the abbreviation for this University is FOK-U. He said at sporting events their battle cry was FOK-U! So, for the benefit of my opponent, Casey Williams, I would like to use the Frankfort of Kentucky University battle cry and say FOK-U! Okay with that little joke out of the way let’s focus on the big guy shall we? Casey I can see that you have the attention of Tommy Knocks in that he seems to be your biggest fan right now. Come to think of it Tommy Knocks seems like your only fan right now. Having Tommy as your cheerleader isn’t going to get you a win over me this Sunday.
UNCLE PINKY: Casey you have been doing so poorly lately here in Sin City wrestling that if you were a baseball player on a Major League Baseball team they would send you down to the Minor Leagues to get your rhythm back or they would trade you off the team or fire you. If anything you should be thankful you are in the sport of wrestling since they give you more leeway to perform weakly and still keep your job that in other factions of the sporting world.
James hears the “new e-mail chime” so he maximizes the screen and checks his e-mail and then he looks back into the camera.
JAMES TUSCINI: That was an e-mail from Sandy Erwin. On our way to Las Vegas we stopped by our home in San Francisco to put some things away and gather other items to bring to Las Vegas for Climax Control. I told Sandy I have something important to ask her soon and she doesn’t know what it is yet. She is asking me in her e-mail to tell her and of course I need to keep her guessing. I will tell her soon enough. Kinda sad that I’m ready to make a lifetime commitment to Sandy while my opponent, Casey Williams, recently ended his commitment to his wife and family. Okay maybe that was not an appropriate thing for me to say right? Oh well already said so deal with it. So, Casey, we both took some damage in our matches at Into the Void V. From what I saw I might have taken a little more damage in my match than you did in yours. Even so I feel our match is about even but I have the additional motivation that I intend to retain possession of my Title Belt. Now, Casey, I’m going to be honest with you and I hope you can see your way to being honest with me when you make your comments. I know I’m not going to be able to lift you up into my Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock for the submission. I know I’m not likely to lift you up on my shoulders for a Torture Rack submission. I could attempt to apply my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold on you but with your thick neck it might take too long for you to go unconscious. You see, Casey, the problem with most of the others in Sin City Wrestling is they believe I can only win a match with submission holds. Matches can be won by submission, pinfall, count out, or knockout. So, yes, I have many other ways to take you out.
UNCLE PINKY: Casey the record for James in Sin City Wrestling is like this. He is 5-1-1 in Singles competition for a 71.4 winning percentage. Since he has 1 loss in Tag Team competition he is 5-2-1 overall for a winning percentage of 62.5 percent. When James defeats you this Sunday he will be 6-1-1 in Singles and 6-2-1 overall. That will increase his winning percentages to 75 percent and 66 percent in Singles and Tag Team respectively. Be happy that you will be a part of James’ history-making performance this Sunday.
JAMES TUSCINI: There is another thing I wish to relate to you Casey. I’m sure you are anticipating that during our match Steve Ramone will appear at ringside, attempt to interfere and cause a distraction, so you can get a cheap win over me. Remember that I have Dmitri on my side. We may have what some consider an “unholy alliance” between the living and the dead but we are a team. So maybe while you are secretly hoping that Ramone will run to the ring and distract me you might see an appearance by Dmitri at ringside to distract you. I don’t know what will happen. Do you know for sure? Probably not. I can assure you if Ramone does try something that Dmitri will get in his face and quickly negate whatever Steve was going to attempt. With that said I desire to wish you the very best in our match. I honestly have to wish you luck in our match because you are gonna need all the luck you can find to last more than 10 minutes with me. Casey I hope you’re ready to accept another loss this Sunday as I’m sure as hell ready to accept another win.
UNCLE PINKY: Thanks for joining us today. See you all on Sunday.
James and Uncle Pinky thank the cameraman for his time to air this segment. The cameraman backs out of the dressing room and he keeps his camera focused on James and his Uncle until Uncle Pinky closes the dressing room door. Once the door is closed the cameraman calls into the Network and the switch to a commercial break.
