[Andrew]

 NARRATOR:  I won’t waste much of your time commenting on the upcoming tag team match pitting James Tuscini and Dmitri, the Unholy Alliance, against Ben Jordan and Jamie Dean, known as Team BJ. This is a non-Title match and we will let James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando give you the information you need to know.

JAMES:  Let’s cut to the chase. My tag team, the Unholy Alliance, with Dmitri, faces off in the Main Event at Climax Control 157, against the current Tag Team Champions in the form of Team BJ. You have to ask why in the hell wouldn’t the Tag Team Title Belts be on the line in this match? That’s a good question and I have the simple answer. Ben Jordan and Jaime Dean are scared to put the Tag Belts up against us. They know at the next Super Show, Violent Conduct III, they are pre-scheduled to defend the Tag Team Title Belts against three other Tag Teams in a Fatal Four Way match. They simply are afraid to put the Tag Belts up against us because we would win and then Unholy Alliance instead of Team BJ would be defending the Tag Team Championship at Violent Conduct III.

PINKY:  Those three other teams are the Surf Boys, the Monstimals, and Members of the Elders. When you combine the talent of those three tag teams you still have a combined level of expertise that is half what James and Dmitri have. Those three teams shouldn’t even be in the Tag Team title picture since they all suck. It is also interesting and amusing that the name of Ben and Jamie’s team is called Team BJ. Maybe they donned knee pads, ran to the offices of Mark and Chris, dropped to their knees, did them an oral favor, and then begged them not to have to put the Tag Belts on the line against the Unholy Alliance. Whatcha think about that?

JAMES:  I know what Ben and Jamie are going to say. They will try to excuse their begging and sucking for favors so they didn’t have to defend the Tag Belts against us as something else. They will try to use the excuse that since I’m a current reigning Champion, the Roulette Champion, that I’m prohibited by the rules from going after the Tag Team Championship. Well guess what boys. If you had the courage to put the Tag Belts on the line against us, which you don’t have, then I would have gladly vacated the Roulette Title just to get at you and prove that me and Dmitri are the best Tag Team in Sin City Wrestling. But you want to know something else? We will endure this non-Title match this Sunday. We will kick your asses so hard you will be lucky to make it to the Violent Conduct III where you are to defend the Tag Belts against those three weak teams. I assure you that when the time comes that both me and Dmitri are no longer holding Title Belts we will challenge for, and become, the Tag Team Champions.

PINKY:  I want everyone, especially Monstimals, Surf Boys, and Members of the Elders, to pay close attention to our match on Sunday. When you see how easily the Unholy Alliance defeats Team BJ it will give you hope and determination that maybe, just maybe, if all three of your teams work together you might actually have a 50 percent chance of winning against Ben and Jamie. And if by some miracle Team BJ manages to win, and retain, the Tag Team Championship, I assure you that if the next Title defense they make will be against James and Dmitri you will see new Tag Team Champions crowned that night.

JAMES:  So Ben, so Jamie, you think you are the best Tag Team around? You fail to realize there hasn’t been any real Tag Team talent to challenge you properly until Unholy Alliance showed up. So you think you have what it takes to defeat us this Sunday evening? You think you are going to have an easy match. Trust me that when our hands are raised in victory on Sunday you will be in such shock you will be exclaiming…

Suddenly a video clip appears on our screen and…

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We begin laughing so hard when we see the Parrot yelling out WHAT THE F*CK!!!

JAMES:  You think you can get the job done against us? WHAT THE F*CK!!! You think our Tag Team isn’t worthy? WHAT THE F*CK!!! You think your shit don’t stink? WHAT THE F*CK!!! Trust me when we soundly beat you down and walk away with another well-earned victory you will be the ones screaming WHAT THE F*CK!!!

PINKY:  How are you two going to feel when you have to defend the Tag Belts against those other three teams coming off a loss to us? Then if, by some miracle, you manage to retain the Tag Belts against those teams, you would then end up having to defend against the Unholy Alliance the team that defeated you.

JAMES:  I’ve heard the many excuses you two used to explain why you haven’t defended the Tag Team Championship much. I think since I’ve been here in Sin City Wrestling, which was back in February 2016, I might have seen you in a Tag Team defense match maybe twice. Want to do a comparison? I won the Roulette Championship on May 1, 2016. From that day until August 14, 2016, I have defended my Roulette Championship FIVE times. Did you hear that? FIVE f*cking times I have willingly defended my Roulette Title successfully. Compare that to how long you’ve held the Tag Team Championship and how many times you’ve defended it. Uh huh there is no damn comparison fools. I have you slam dunked.

PINKY:  While you two have been lounging around with your dicks out beating off to porn videos James has been busting his ass to prove he is one of the best wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. In fact, guys, James just passed up J2H as the third longest reigning Roulette Champion. Actually he has a little over one week to eclipse the Roulette Title reign of J2H but since the next match he will have is likely to be on September 4, 2016, he has already accomplished moving up into being the third longest reigning Roulette Champion. One month more to the first week of October and James will pass up Equinox and Goth to become the longest reigning Roulette Champion. Still think you have a chance to defeat the Unholy Alliance on Sunday? If you think that is possible then you simply aren’t thinking logically.

JAMES:  And let’s not forget how you measure up to us. We have 152 pounds of weight advantage over your team and a full 12 inches of height advantage. Women say that size matters so this discussion is now closed as we are here to prove their claims. Just remember that the team of Unholy Alliance, Dmitri and James Tuscini will go down in the record books as the team that defeated you before your big Fatal Four Way Tag Team Championship defense at Violent Conduct III. This loss is going to haunt you two until you go to your graves. Jamie you are 5 feet 10 inches and 169 pounds? Seriously? I thought Midgets wrestled in their own division.

* short break *

* Dmitri speaks *

I never knew what my life meant to me until it was taken away from me. It was as if you were staring into the eyes of your parents for the first time. Knowing that you were safe, knowing that nothing would be done to you… and the best part of it all was that I didn’t needed that slap on my back to cause me to cry….

When I look back at everything, I have often wondered why people always made a big deal about their lives. You are born, you grow up and you die…. I guess they never could comprehend the last one don’t you?? Always wanting to be on top, always wanted to have the final say… always wanting to the better than the one before you. Some would even say… wanting to be a GOD.

And what kind of God would that have been??? A merciful one?? Always wishing to have the very best for his weak and mindless souls?? Or are you a God that stands for his deeds and massacres the entire world with one mere title wave… and to think we are still talking about the same one… I guess even God’s can change.

I chuckle, not that I amuse myself with humour or other emotional preludes of what you humans seem to enjoy showing or wishing to hide. A mere classical tale of how much emotions runs your lives to the ground if you are unstable enough to be caught in the grasp of your own sensitivity it’s like holding a new born baby in your hands for the first time. Staring you in the eyes, smiling without any knowledge what is going on in this world… but realizing that the smile will soon enough die into a pool of sadness and despair.

At least I had a second chance.

How can I forget?? It was that faithful night, it was raining. I had too much to drink and was crying over the rejection of a wench. How foolish to let love take over your mind and soul, while you only need to grab it by the throat and watch it turn purple or red… in the end the colour will always turn white… but at least you knew it was either love or hate…

When I went back… it was all hate… at least I knew I had my final say…

In today’s world, we are often confronted with the incapable acts of worshipping nothing else but yourself. To proclaim the greatness of that what you have done and ignore those who have paved the ways for you to get there. or am I merely mistaken by the acts of power and hunger towards your fellow man?? To prove your worth inside that square circle, only to fail on the wayside of life. That what separates you from me… besides the obvious blood thirst of course.

it is time for me to open up and show the love

The match

Dmitri can be seen standing on top of a building in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Overlooking the scenery that is all around him. He brushes his hair as his eyes is following the movement of every person that is beneath him.

Look at them gravel around the ground underneath me. Unaware of the threat that I could have been to them

He grins as he watches them over and over again before turning his back towards the camera.

But sometimes you need to put your hunger aside for thirst in the eyes of the beholder.

Dmitri brushes his hair aside as he closes his eyes for a few moments as he remains silent.

I forgive your stupidity in your heart and soul, I forgive the ignorance that two names have been having for me for quite some time. And it indulges me that there are now two other names that I can feast my desire upon for a temperate feel… for a temperate ideal before I will feast on the main course and desert to reach the unlimited potential that is…. Dmitri…

He opens his eyes slowly, we can see the aging in his eyes while he has been remained in his age that he was on the outside since his turning. The young looks of the vampire stuns the view as he grabs the camera and pulls it closer towards him.

Are you listening Samuel?? I have not forgotten about you or your futile attempt to resist the raging heartbeat of the heartless soul. I do not have a heart like yours, but rage still burns inside that of what usually is cold and calculated my friend. To have known that our match at Summer XXXtreme would just have been a prelude to something beyond your wildest dreams… a match for the ages, against the ageless…

For eternity I have wandered this earth in search for hope and dream and undying passion and you?? Well you just merely hunt down those who are weak, those who haven’t seen the day of light as full grown Nosferatu… until that moment will come that we shall walk amongst you like water will come down the drains of your house and washes off the filth of your skin. Tell me vampire hunter, would that make your dreams shatter in anxiety?? Or just hatred??

His eyes are slowly turning dark as his mood changes, but his calmness remains visible on the outside of his face.

And then we have the clown, the big mouth, the top of the world type of guy that portrays himself as GOD himself. To initiate his own believes of a grander pasture. Only to realize that faith only sells when people are buying it… do you believe that they will forever into the church that is James ?? None of the useless mumbo jumbo that is J2H James, because these are merely symbols of sacred disbelief. The churches will not be filled for eternity James, the moment of the first disbeliever has already emerged and showed cracks in your foundation. A foundation that I shall interpreted upon the world as the priest Maarten Luther. The man that nailed a letter on the wooden door of the Catholic church and started a revolution… and so shall I James… enjoy the moments of grand pleasure upon yourself… because soon it will all end

He looks up at the moon that is visible for everyone to see, shining bright upon the pale skin of his face as he embraces it with pleasure.

And how has equality sometimes becomes so apparent from one situation to another. Having a situation where two names embrace the world that has the same traits as others, merely pushing them together in a different fashion. Two names, two uncontrollable odds that have seemed to be unstoppable since forming a union.

A union is not always that of worshipping a mad man like James, but sometimes the mind evolves beyond that wouldn’t you agree Ben??

He slowly bites his lower lip before showcasing a sinister grin upon his face.

The Cockney King, the man that is sincerity beyond the wildest imagination amongst the lesser beings that we call your fellow members of your species. Something that I have grown very fond off out of necessarity necessary to the point where I have grown fond of the ignorance of Samuel as he merely likes to soak up information he cannot comprehend… while you Ben??? Intelligence grows far from those from the British Isles hasn’t it?? To the point where you are at your best inside the ring, inside the six sided ring where the world around it does no longer revolves around you.

Did I sum it up correctly??

Dmitri’s smile widens as he moves his head sideways as it allows his hair to fall in front of his eyes gently.

I have no urge to disagree upon a wise and serious man, knowing the words will come out of your mouth are beyond that what the ordinary man can comprehend. But tell me Ben, how is your wisdom serving you under the banner of the very best?? Because deep down inside my heart, I wish to bestow the world upon greatness of a very different nature. Something that the world has yet to grasp… names like J2H has yet to understand in full potential. Are you worried Ben?? Are you worried that perhaps one day your great run with your partner may come to an abrupt end??

Forgive me as I got too mildly excited over something that needed to be told. Excitement is where you get the hairs on your back of your neck stand up right?? Assumingly it gives a thrill that I haven’t head for the bigger part of mere hundreds upon thousands of years. But you are never too old to experience new sensations right?? You see Ben, the night has become young and I have yet to introduce myself. Dmitri, Russian from origin and Nosferatu from the new birth many moons ago. You on the other hand are something that will hold up through the annals of time in this great wrestling world that we live in… having done it all, having seen it all and watched it pass you by as you remained for all these years. How does that feel??

He closes his eyes for a few moment as he gently drops against the wall and sits down before opening his eyes again and watches the darkness of the world in front of him except the sun.

You are just like J2H, combined with the seriousness and being simple minded… although your career has shown you that you have grown past that of what the little boy could do. Unfortunately for you Ben, a simple minded fool houses in every soul until the moment comes that you can keep it in tow and fight past it and succeed.

Success is something that compares you to our world champion, something I wish to sink my teeth upon to make me and James Tuscini better. To be able to overcome this threat so I can use that for greater things. Greater things that will put you and everyone else in this federation underneath a red cloud of blood. Blood that flows within all of you, the thirst of my desires needs to be satisfied and before I can dethrone the one… I need to take down those who stand in my way. Those who proclaim greatness whether by words of actions. To one day take away the glorious success that you and your tag team partner have gotten. To allow you to walk away from this six sided ring and realize that me and Tuscini has made you realize that you do not… do not deserve those belts… but only wear it by the grace of greatness that is…. The Unholy Alliance.

He sighs as he stares at the black finger nails of his hands that he slowly has lifted up to his face.

Do you share these thoughts Ben?? Or do you without doubt, know that you are the champion and I am not? Or is the seriousness and your caution in your heart aware of the danger that is ahead?? I would say… just sleep on it before it is too late…

And then there is you Jamie Dean, the other link to this all that makes the union complete. The fun guy, the amusement beyond the imagination of you humans. Who like to force joy in the hearts of those who are too simple minded for deeper thoughts. And yet, does it serve you to what point Jamie?? To have the hearts and souls of those who cheer bring you extra joy?? Or do you need the silliness to play in the minds of those who are just ignorant for a goof like you?? Just like a Laurel or a Hardy that played the hearts and souls of those who enjoyed their silliness of their nature. Escaping reality to the point where their souls light up in joy. How ironic to see that silliness hasn’t left the world of entertainment Only to be a servant to your own entertainment needs to please the world and forget himself. Like a clown, you will only be remembered for the five minutes of that what you can do in the ring of joy, before being replaced with another animal trick or an acrobatic stunt. You see Jamie, a clown dies a clown. A clown does not get the opportunity to do more than merely being entertaining… in the hopes of one day becoming a serious act in the world of your own profession. Does that bother you champ??

He closes his hands and stares at the fist that is as pale as the rest of his body.

Yes I do admit that entertaining the crowd has been an art that often is forgotten by those who seriousness is key. Key to those who wish to uphold strength, leadership and beyond that… to have power to keep the people under their thumbs. Unfortunately for you and your partner, serious deeds and foolishness have no place in my world. My world where the only thing that matters is that what you can bring me. The sweat of your brow, with caution being thrown into the wind. I expect to taste your sweat, your blood, to see your doubt emerge upon your face as I will keep on beating the inch of your existence… merely for my own pleasure and own desires. As my sign of entertainment will surpass that of yours

The pleasure of seeing people suffer while you put them through immense pain?? The pain of seeing them scream in agonizing pain while having horses pull their bodies in four separate parts?? Oh the joy I got watching people suffer in the old days of the then sophisticated world makes my mouth desire for his blood. Or the fact that people were having their heads chopped off for the watchful eyes of those who cheered and screamed out profanity out of joy of their own sadistic nature… it’s humour that has often being forgotten and always should have been remembered by those who proclaim that they are a better person compared to others. Are you Jamie??? Are you??

Dmitri opens his fist and stares at the palm of his hand where the lines inside his hand are visible for us to see.

Life has it’s ways to show us the reality of it all isn’t it Jamie?? To be open for adaptation and to move on from that what was yesterday’s big thing. While I will remain relevant as I know and learn from the past and bring it to the present to secure the future. As my future is forever while yours is just a mystery, a guess of who will be next and what will happen if I turn my back upon someone else… the question will ultimately remain the same that I ask of J2H and Samuel… will you forever be a threat to me?? I don’t think so….

For it is I… that knows the end is near for everything good and joyful, God’s will once again be remembered as a written word in an old book and tales of a team that could have been will vanish between the lines. While your blood will only please the mouth before the next is in line…. Tell the world this as I may allow you to be spared….or suffer the consequences…

* short break *

James Tuscini and his Uncle-Manager Pinky del Ferrando invited Dmitri to pay them a visit in their dressing room. There is a knock on the door. Uncle Pinky answers the door and invites Dmitri in. Dmitri takes a seat on the chair next to the couch while Uncle Pinky and James Tuscini take a seat on the couch. We notice that Dmitri has a small black velvet bag with him. James picks up a bottle of Gin and a bottle of 7-Up. He begins to pour their favorite drink of Gin and 7-Up. Dmitri looks at the third, but still empty, glass.

DMITRI:  Not very good hosts. Where is my drink?

JAMES:  The last time we had drinks together you were drinking what I thought was a Bloody Mary and then you told me it was not “A” Bloody Mary but “THE” Blood of Mary and I kinda freaked out. I didn’t think you would like a Gin and 7-Up since the last time you saw me mix my drink you told me it was revolting.

Dmitri reaches to the coffee table and picks up the empty glass. He pulls a red bottle out of the black velvet bag and he starts to pour the red liquid into the glass.

DMITRI:  I’m fine James. Had you offered me a Gin and 7-Up you are correct that I would have refused it. I always bring my own supply of drinks with me so that I’m never caught short. Today instead of the Blood of Mary I decided to bring a bottle the blood of those who crossed me over the years. I guess you could call it a “MIXED” drink.

As Dmitri sips the blood both James and Uncle Pinky cringe. They both quickly down their Gin and 7-Up and make two more glasses. Dmitri sees their odd looks.

DMITRI:  Don’t be shocked gentlemen. Everyone has their likes and dislikes. We each need to enjoy what we enjoy. By the way James although our tag team Unholy Alliance is prohibited for challenging for the Tag Team Title Belts while one of us is a reigning Singles Champion when you lose the Roulette Title we can immediately challenge whoever holds the Tag Belts at that time.

JAMES:  “WHEN” I lose the Roulette Title Belt? You mean “IF” I lose the Roulette Title Belt. I plan on holding onto it for a long time and surpassing every previous Roulette Champion to become a legend by being the longest reigning Roulette Champion.

DMITRI:  You humans are all the same. James we all lose our Title Belts eventually. Remember that I won the Internet Title from Rage only to lose it to Rage the very next match we had. It happens to everyone. You will lose the Roulette Championship some day but when that will happen we don’t know. When that day comes we will challenge for the Tag Team Championship. And, James, the only ways you could lose the Roulette Championship without losing a match would be to retire while still Champion or Management would have to retire the Roulette Division and you would then be classified as an undefeated Champion. Since both those options will not happen enjoy the Title Belt while you have it.

JAMES:  Good points. I’m looking forward to taking on Jamie Dean and Ben Jordan. Those two obtained the Tag Team Title Belts when the Tag Division was starting to get weak. Then after the obtained the Championship the Tag Division got weaker. Of the three teams challenging them at Violent Conduct III, Monstimals, Surf Boys, and Members of the Elders, only the Monstimals have some sense of talent.

PINKY:  If you combine the wrestling talent of those three Tag Teams you have a total combined talent of half what you and James possess. That’s why I know you two will defeat Team BJ and force them to walk into their Tag Team defense match at Violent Conduct III as losers.

DMITRI:  Never get ahead of yourself gentlemen. We take one step at a time. Over-confidence and arrogance often get in the way of success. Yes the Tag Team Division was weak when Team BJ won the Tag Title Belts and the Division got weaker after they became Champions but now Unholy Alliance has been unleashed and when our day comes to face whoever the Tag Champions are at that time we will defeat them and become the new Tag Champs.

PINKY:  Uh, Dmitri, I have an odd question for you. Would you ever consider biting me or James since you are a Vampire?

DMITRI:  I never bite friends unless they ask me to. Strangers are another story and they don’t need to give me permission to do so. By the way what are your blood types?

PINKY:  I am B positive.

JAMES:  I am AB positive.

DMITRI:  B positive is very common. AB positive is the second rarest blood type James with AB negative being the rarest on the planet.

PINKY:  Now I’m curious. Why would you ask us our blood types if you have no intention of biting us?

DMITRI:  If the day comes when we are no longer friends I may run across someone who needs a very rate blood type and I like to have donors ready to make a referral.

JAMES:  You’re kidding with me right?

DMITRI:  I’m not a person who jokes with people James. This Sunday Jamie and Ben are going to find out that I’m not joking around with them. They will not be laughing when we destroy them. They will find out what a true Tag Team is when they face the Unholy Alliance.

Dmitri raises his glass in a toast and James and Uncle Pinky follow suit. The three click their glasses, let out a cheer, and down their drinks.

Cut to commercial break.