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Climax Control Archives / MY MY MY...MYRA GONNA LOSE AGAIN
« on: September 23, 2021, 01:08:24 PM »
MY MY MY. . .MYRA GONNA LOSE AGAIN

Narrator:  Although Bea gave a fantastic performance at Violent Conduct VII against Seleana Zdunich she is more determined than ever to not let a loss in a match where she performed well and she is going into her match against Myra Rivers at Climax Control 311 with the intent of walking away with the win.

The scene changes to the inside of a classroom at Berkmar High School in Lilburn, Georgia.

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TEACHING THE TRUTH

Bea Barnhart walks into the classroom and into camera view and smiles into the camera. She walks to the front of the class and while she is walking we notice a desk for the teacher at the front of the class, about twenty desks for students, and a counter with sinks to the side of the room. Bea reaches the teacher’s desk and she sits on the desktop waiting for students to arrive in the classroom. After a short time the room fills with students and Bea begins her presentation to the class.

Bea:  My name is Bea Barnhart and I’m your teacher for this class. The school contacted me to present the concept of never giving up, Most of you probably know I live in Lawrenceville, Georgia, along with my husband Bill and our English Bulldog Iris. We live about five miles from Berkmar High School. The class I’m teaching today is a combination of history, logic, and common sense, so pay attention as your future depends upon what you learn today.

Several students raise their hands to ask questions but Bea puts them on hold.

Bea:  Please wait to ask questions until after I’ve presented information otherwise you won’t know what you’re asking about. As you know I’m one of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling and our next event is Climax Control 311 which takes place in Orlando, Florida, and the location of the wrestling event is at Disney World.

Several students raise their hands again to ask questions and again Bea puts the students on hold.

Bea:  Please wait. Please be patient. This class is a short one and I want to present information so that your questions will make sense. I’m facing off against Myra Rivers at Climax Control 311. At the previous event, Violent Conduct VII, I lost my match against Seleana Zdunich. Our match was to allow Management to see which of us would get a push and which of us would have to remain where we were at that time. I lost the match but I gave an outstanding performance. Even with the loss I see that Management took note and gave me this match with Myra Rivers who lost her Championship match at Violent Conduct VII which was against Amber Ryan for Amber’s Bombshell Championship which is the top Championship in the Women’s division. The difference is that while I performed well in my match and exited the match in outstanding condition Myra got the crap beat out of her and even with two weeks between Violent Conduct VII and our upcoming event Climax Control 311 Myra is still suffering physical damage. Now you can start asking questions.

Student One:  Isn’t wrestling fake and nothing more than acting like actors do in movies?

Bea:  No. The wrestlers need to be in great physical condition and know their way around the wrestling ring to ensure they don’t get hurt giving and taking the holds, blows, maneuvers, etc., during the match. Feel free to review the Bombshell Championship Match from Violent Conduct VII where Amber Ryan defended the Bombshell Championship against Myra Rivers. Take note that both took significant damage during the match, with Myra taking the most damage, but if you take into account if they were not in great physical condition, and didn’t know their way around the wrestling ring during matches, both would have ended up in the Intensive Care Unit. Wrestling is not faked.

Student Two:  I follow Sin City Wrestling and I know that you haven’t won a lot of your matches and I’m sure Myra has won more matches than you have. Why do you feel qualified to comment that you are going to defeat her with your current win-loss record?

Bea:  That’s a great question and I have a great answer. I want all of you to think about this question.  If you were in a war where you had to fight ten battles which would you choose? Would you choose that you could win nine of those ten battles but when you get into the tenth and final battle, which decides the winner of the overall war, you would lose that battle and lose the overall war, or would you rather lose the first nine battles then win the tenth and final battle to win the overall war? Let me see a show of hands so I can take a tally.

When Bea asks how many of the students would want to win the first nine battles then lose the tenth which causes you to lose the war ten hands go up. When Bea asks how many of the students would want to lose the first nine battles but win the tenth battle that wins the overall war ten hands go up so the students are split.

Bea:  Thank you for your honest feedback. My personal opinion is that there’s no reason to win nine of the ten battles just to lose the tenth and final battle and lost the war. Since the concept is to win the overall war even if you lost the first nine battles then you win the tenth and final battle to win the overall war you still get the overall win. That’s why I don’t do like other wrestlers and whine and bitch and moan and cry over a loss in the wrestling ring as I know I can win the overall war.

As Bea finishes her comments the bell rings indicating this class is over. The students get up from their desks and walk out of the classroom to go to their next class. Bea exits the classroom and the camera person keeps focused on her until she steps into the hallway and the classroom door closes behind her.

MANILA, PHILIPPINES, SENIOR YEAR HIGH SCHOOL

We are taken back to when Bea was a Senior at her High school in Manila, Philippines. The scene opens where Bea is leaving the school to return home for the day and she is confronted by several mean girls. Bea tries to ignore them but the mean girls decide to follow closely and harass her.

Bea:  Please leave me alone. I don’t want anything to do with you. The only reason you mean girls pick on students like me is because we’re intelligent, pretty, and get great grades, and you are dumb, homely, and barely pass your classes.

The means girls, upset at Bea’s comments, rush to stand in front of her to prevent her from getting to her transportation to return to her home. Bea again tries to get them to back off.

Bea:  I’ll ask you again to please get away from me and leave me alone. Although I don’t like to fight if you continue being aggressive I’ll have no choice but to take action against you.

The means girls get shocked looks on their faces and they decide to inflict damage on Bea. One of them rushes Bea and Bea side-steps them and they stumble past her and she kicks their legs out from under them and the mean girl face plants into the dirt. The next mean girl runs up and takes a swing at Bea and Bea blocks the punch with her backpack then she kicks the mean girl in the stomach and when the mean girl doubles over from the kick Bea raises her knee into the face of the mean girl causing the mean girl to drop the ground crying and holding her face. Bea then gives a stern look to the other mean girls.

Bea:  Anyone else want some of me? Bring it on!

At that comment the mean girls run off. Bea is satisfied she did what she needed to do to obtain the victory and she begins walking toward where the transportation is for her to travel back home. As she’s walking toward her transportation she is approached by one of the Faculty at the High School who saw the entire incident. The Faculty member asks Bea if she wants the school to take disciplinary action against the mean girls and Bea informs her that she feels the mean girls learned a valuable lesson and will not harass her any longer. Bea informs the Faculty member she would rather that the mean girls learn that accomplishing their academics is more important for their future than harassing other students. The Faculty member thanks Bea for her honesty and she turns to return inside the school while Bea continues to her transportation where she gets on the Jeepney and it drive off.

BACK TO TODAY

When we return to today we get a shot of Bea Barnhart at her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. She is sitting in her living room where the camera person is set up to air her comments for her upcoming match against Myra Rivers. Bea’s husband, Bill, and their English Bulldog Iris, are going around the house and occasionally the camera catches a shot of the two but Bill stays out of Bea’s presentation as he doesn’t wish to interrupt her comments.

Bea:  Welcome to my home where I’ll be presenting comments leading up to my match at Climax Control 311 against Myra Rivers. I was contacted by Anthony Amey, the Sports Anchor for WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta as he wanted to have me on his broadcast. After my broadcast with Anthony I’ll discuss other things concerning my upcoming match.

The Network broadcasting Bea’s comments for her upcoming match has linked up with Anthony Amey at WSB-TV Channel 2 and we see Anthony on the screen.

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Anthony:  Hi. I’m Anthony Amey the Sports Anchor for WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta. I contacted Bea Barnhart to ask if she could give me a few minutes on my broadcast to talk about her upcoming match against Myra Rivers at Climax Control 311 and she agreed. Ready for some questions Bea?

Bea:  I’m always ready Anthony. Fire away.

Anthony:  I know your objective is to beat down Myra and walk away the winner of your match but I want to know if you have anything else on your mind.

Bea:  I’m going down to Orlando, Florida, to put Florida and their residents in their place. Florida claims to be part of the South but the true South consists of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama, and Mississippi. Florida is made up of mostly migrants from the North who moved to Florida to get better weather so most residents in Florida are transplants and wannabe Southerners. I’m going down to Florida to show them what people from Georgia are really about and I’m returning to Georgia with a win over Myra on my record.

Anthony:  Great! I have just one additional question that was the most asked by the viewers. They want to know, with your record being more losses than wins, why you are so positive going into Climax Control 311.

Bea:  I recently gave a presentation to students at Berkmar High School in Lilburn, Georgia. For the benefit of your viewers I’ll summarize what I told the students. Say you have  two options concerning ten wrestling matches with only the tenth match causing you to win the overall war and walk away the supreme winner. Option one is that you will get to win the first nine matches but when you have your tenth match, the Championship match, you have to lose. Option two is that you will get to lose the first nine matches but when you have your tenth match, the Championship match, you’ll win that match and the Championship. I was surprised that half the students chose option one and the other half chose option two.

Anthony:  I know which one you chose for yourself so please explain it to our viewers.

Bea:  I’m not like other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who complain about every loss they take then they turn around and take their mostly losing record and go to Management to demand shots at Championships. I go into every match and give one hundred percent for every match. If I win so be it. If I lose so be it. In the end I’ll get assigned to a Championship match and walk away as the newly crowned Champion. I don’t want to achieve a lot of wins that don’t provide a Championship only to get a shot at a Championship and lose. Again I state that I’m going to Florida to put Myra in her place. I promise you I’ll return to Georgia with the win.

Anthony:  Thanks for your time Bea. We’ll get together again soon.

Anthony’s connection to the broadcast of Bea’s comments is cut and now it is the local camera person broadcasting Bea’s comments for her upcoming match.

Bea:  Hi, Myra, how the hell are you feeling today? Considering the major beat down you took at the hands of Amber Ryan in your attempt to become Bombshell Champion I would say you still feel as crappy as you did when she beat the hell out of you during your match. I bet you’re wondering how I’m feeling today huh? Considering that in my match against Seleana Zdunich I took ninety percent LESS damage than you took against Amber I’m felling fantastic! Even if you healed fifty percent from the damage Amber put on you at Violent Conduct VII that still would put you forty percent behind me. Well, damn, screw you eh! I’m coming into this match at more than ninety percent and even if you healed fifty percent that would bring you up to sixty percent at best. The last time I did calculations something functioning at 90 percent or higher, going up against something functioning at sixty percent or lower, is going to be successful and win the battle. Have fun losing because I’m damn sure going to have fun defeating you in our match.

Bea lets out a sinister laugh.

Bea:  So, Myra, are you asking yourself why I’m laughing? Whether you’re asking or not I’m still going to tell you why I’m laughing. I’m driving down to Orlando, Florida, from my home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, in the Atlanta Metro area, and I’m going to kick your ass, beat you down hard, and walk away as the winner of our match. How do you think you’re going to feel losing our match in your home State? I guess the good part is that you’re going to lose in Orlando, instead of Miami, but still you’ll bring disgrace to the State of Florida.

Bea again lets out a sinister laugh.

Bea:  What’s that Myra? Are you watching my presentation and cursing me out and screaming threats at your screen? Ha ha ha! Nice try when you got your ass handed to you at Violent Conduct VII. Also, Myra, before you go public and spew forth more incorrect information, bullshit, and lies, allow me to inform the viewers of the facts. I come into our match at five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds. You come into our match at five feet six inches and one hundred thirty pounds. While you are likely to try to bullshit the viewers by stating you have the height and weight advantage over me I’ve already given them the truth. If you try to bullshit the viewers by trying to convince them that you’ve defeated me many times the truth is that we’ve never had a match against each other. I may not have as many wins in the wrestling ring as you do but I damn sure hold my own in every match and always give a hundred percent. I prefer to make opponents submit but I’ll take the pinfall or disqualification win when they come my way.

This time Bea lets out a laugh that goes beyond sinister to demonic.

WORTHLESS AND SCARED SHITLESS

Bea:  Well, Myra, what in the hell is going to come out of your mouth next other than more lies and bullshit? You can’t brag that you’ve obtained more Championships than I have as we both obtained one. You can’t brag that you’re so great in the wrestling ring when you got beat down extremely hard at Violent Conduct VII and could barely crawl out of the ring under your own power while I was able to walk away from my match instead of needing help to crawl away from the ring like you did. You’ve talked shit for so long and have yet to back it up that you’ve become the main joke of Sin City Wrestling. You’re able to talk a lot of shit but you’re not able to back up your shit talk. In fact, Myra, I see you you as so incompetent, inept, and worthless, that you could drink a gallon of laxative and still not be able to shit.

Bea’s evil laugh is really huge this time and it takes her some time to recover enough to make closing comments. Iris walks into camera view holding one of her favorite Sock Monkey stuffed chew toys in her mouth.

Bea:  Hi Iris. I see you have one of your Sock Monkey stuffed chew toys. Let me ask you a question Iris. If you were in my place in the match against Myra what would you do?

Iris starts to growl and snarl. She then shakes her head violently and the Sock Monkey is getting torn to pieces and stuffing is flying around the room. Once Iris has destroyed her Sock Monkey she sniffs it then lets out a loud snort before turning around and walking away.

Bea:  Nice one Iris. That’s exactly what I plan on doing to Myra in our match. Listen up Myra. I’m not coming into our match with only the intention to walk away with the win. I’m coming into this match to dominate you. I’m coming into this match to humiliate you. I’m coming into this match to beat you down and leave you in a heap like what happened to you at Violent Conduct VII. I don’t care if your feelings get hurt. I don’t care if your body gets hurt. I don’t care how much your cry about your loss to me. I’m walking away the winner of our match and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. Enjoy your freedom leading up to our match because my beat down of you and my win in the match takes away your freedom and places you in bondage. I would ask you not to cry when I defeat you in our match but I know you will anyway. If you do cry about your loss to me then I’ll start calling you Crya Rivers instead of Myra Rivers.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments. The camera person calls into the Network and the Network switches to regularly scheduled programming.


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Climax Control Archives / MAL WHAT? MAL WHO?
« on: August 27, 2021, 09:29:06 AM »
MAL WHAT? MAL WHO?

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is fired up going into the semi-final round of the Internet Championship Tournament. This time he faces Malachi O’Connell and Bill is predicting a quick and easy victory.

The scene changes and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart relaxing in the venue where the World’s Fair was held in 1962. Bill and Bea are sitting at a table that has a large umbrella to cast shade and both are eating a nice lunch while they watch people walking through the venue. When the camera person informs the two they are live broadcasting they are about to start start their comments when Bill’s cell phone rings.

Bill:  Excuse me for a moment. This is my neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Andrew I don’t have much time to talk as I’m just starting my comments on my upcoming match against Malachi in the Internet Championship Tournament, so we need to make this call short. How are you and Rebecca doing in Lawrenceville, Georgia?

Andrew:  We’re fine bur the weather is hot and humid and it has been raining off and on for two weeks. Where are you now?

Bill:  We’re in Seattle, Washington. Sin City Wrestling’s Climax Control 310 is being held here. The weather is nice considering we are in Seattle. Right now we’re relaxing at the venue where the World’s Fair was held in 1962.

Andrew:  Seriously! I was at the World’s Fair in Seattle in 1962 when I was 8 years old. I remember a lot of the exhibits and rides from back then. Enjoy your stay in Seattle and I wish you the best of luck in your match against Malachi.

Bill:  Watch the event so you can see me make easy work of Malachi. Sorry to rush off but I have a certain amount of air time and I have to use it wisely so I don’t come up short.

Bill and Andrew end their call. Bill and Bea eat more of their food before presenting comments for Bill’s match against Malachi.

Bill:  Thanks for tuning in for my comments concerning my match against Malachi at Climax Control 310. This is a semi-final round match to see which of us advances to the final match to determine who becomes the next Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion. We all know I’m gonna win it all and walk away as the Internet Champion so my match against Malachi is going to be a squash with me doing the squashing and him being the one squashed. Before I go further with my comments on my upcoming match I want Bea to comment on her match against Roxi Johnson last week and on my upcoming match at Climax Control 310 against Malachi.

Bea:  As Bill’s Manager I’ll be in his corner to ensure there’s no interference or other crap coming from the side of Malachi O’Connell. If you need to come into this match against Bill and cheat, or have interference, then don’t even show up. With that out of the way let me comment on my match against Roxi Johnson at Climax Control 309. Roxi you and everyone else saw that I held my own in our match. I immediately took advantage of you and had you backpedaling and looking for an escape. In the end you managed to set off your four confetti cannons before I could and you legally won the match. I thank you for the opportunity to face you, a very accomplished superstar, and I applaud you on your win. That match means a lot to me and in every match I improve.

Bill:  You shouldn’t feel bad losing to a great wrestler like Roxi. Your time will come when you win the major championships in Sin City Wrestling. Just watch me as I easily defeat Malachi and move on to the finals in the Internet Championship Tournament. Then at that event I’ll prove everyone wrong when I win the Internet Championship. Bea would you give the comparison between myself and Malachi for the viewers?

Bea:  Gladly. Bill comes into this match at six feet four inches and two hundred forty pounds. Malachi comes into this match at five feet ten inches and one hundred eighty pounds. Malachi you’re giving up six inches in height and sixty pounds of weight to Bill. Sorry to inform you but having those two negatives working against you means you’ll lose to Bill so quickly you won’t even remember losing.

Bill and Bea stop talking for a time to watch some people doing stunts while on bikes, skates, and skateboards. When the people pass by and are off in the distance the two return to the camera.

Bill:  Malachi I need to ask you a question. Now I fully understand that with your limited mental capacity any question, even someone asking you how you are doing today, might cause you a brain melt-down since you’re not capable of processing the data but I’ll try anyway. Have you heard of the term FLAPDOODLE? Oh shit! I think I just used a word that caused your brain to have a melt-down. Sorry, Malachi, but I had to ask because it pertains to you. The term FLAPDOODLE is a slang term meaning NONSENSE which also means WORTHLESS and PATHETIC. Hmmm, nonsense, worthless, and pathetic. Three words that describe you perfectly. While you come into our match like a wet noodle I come into our match like a battering ram on amphetamines. You may think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread but I’m in this match to fry your bread and send you home as a loser. Think you can stop me from winning our match? Try. Go ahead and try. No matter what you do you’ll fail.

Bea:  Malachi I can predict what you and your family and friends are going to say. They’ll claim the only reason I’m in Bill’s corner for his match is that I’ll try to cheat and interfere in the match to benefit him. I guess you’re blind. I do not interfere in matches. I don’t cause distractions. I don’t hire interference for the benefit of Bill. What I do as his manager is to ensure that his opponents don’t cause distractions, don’t hire interference, and don’t cause problems to get a cheap win for Bill’s opponent. Malachi if anyone associated with you tries that crap nobody is going to hold me and Bill accountable for the damage we inflict upon you.

Bill and Bea take a break from their comments to finish their food and drinks.

Bill:  Oh, Malachi, I see how you tout yourself as the next best thing in the sport of wrestling. Although to most people that sounds great you have to analyze the statement. Saying that you’re the next best thing in wrestling means you admit you’re not the best thing in wrestling at this time. Me, on the other hand, can boldly and honestly state that I’m the best thing in wrestling and I’m going to be the next Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion after I defeat you and then defeat my opponent in the finals of the Internet Championship Tournament.

Bill laughs loudly then continues with his comments.

Bill:  Malachi you’re probably sitting around thinking hard of how you can portray yourself as anything other than a failure. Good luck with that attempt. From what I’ve seen of you it appears that you run trying to claim that you are some sort of malware that is designed to affect how computers and their programs work. You seem to think you in the sport of wrestling work as malware that affects the performance of your opponents. Think again punk. While you may think you are malware designed to make me malfunction in our match the opposite is true. You don’t seem to understand that I am what they call in the IT world as Anti-Malware. Just as with a computer where someone places malware on your computer to make it malfunction so our computers have anti-malware software installed to detect, block, disable, and destroy, the malware from doing the purpose it was intended to do. Yes, Malachi, no matter what you bring to our match, no matter what moves and holds you attempt you will see that I am the anti-malware to your malware. Boom! Zap! You are stopped and no longer in the Internet Championship hunt.

Bill and Bea give a HIGH FIVE then Bill continues with his comments.

Bill:  Malachi you need to remember how you got to this second round of the Internet Championship Tournament. You faced off against one of the biggest jobbers in the sport of wrestling, both in size and the number of matches he’s required to lose, in The Troll. Defeating that obese guy is nothing for you to brag about. If you want to claim your victory over a wrestler who gets paid to lose then you are mentally ill beyond even what I imagined. Yes I recently also defeated The Troll but I did it amazingly and powerfully unlike how weakly you got the win over The Troll. How? I not only beat his fat ass all over the ring I ended the match by picking his lard ass up over my head and pressing him him up and down, like you do with weights, before letting him down and applying my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammer Lock for the submission. I got here by defeating Agostino Romano who is not a jobber and never has been. Agostino is also ten times the wrestler you are. What does that tell you Malachi? It tells you that when you got assigned to this match with me you were assigned your demise. For darn sure having this upcoming event titled the GOING HOME SHOW is perfect as you’re going home as the loser of our match. Har har har!!!

Bea gives the cut sign to the camera person to state their comments for this broadcast is done. The camera person cuts their camera feed and the screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / THIS IS GOING TO BE A ROCKY MATCH FOR ROXI
« on: August 19, 2021, 09:50:05 AM »
THIS IS GOING TO BE A ROCKY MATCH FOR ROXI

Narrator:  Bea has captured the attention of Management, and the attention of Candy, and Bea has a match against the very accomplished Roxi Johnson at Climax Control 309. It is called a Four Corner Confetti Match and the winner is the first wrestler to set off all four of their confetti cannons. Bea told me she is fired up and excited about facing off against Roxi Johnson. With my opening comments out of the way I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

PREPARING FOR THE MATCH

The scene changes and we see Bea Barnhart at a gym but we don’t know the location. Bea is inside a wrestling ring sparring with various opponents. After watching her for a few minutes Bea glances over to see the camera person focused on her so she ends her sparring session. Bea exits the ring and stands on the arena floor in front of the ring drying off with a towel while looking into the camera. Bea places a bottle of water on the ring apron.

Bea:  Nice try to get a lot of video of my sparring for my upcoming match with Roxi Johnson but you only got a few minutes. Did Roxi and her friends send you here to spy on me to try to see what special holds and maneuvers I might bring to the match? You got to see a little bit of the end of my sparring session but you didn’t see what I did prior to the camera focusing on me. Wrestlers have to keep some of what we do out of range of prying eyes so there remains the element of surprise when we execute moves and holds, which opponents are not expecting us to execute, during our real match.

Bea picks up the bottle of water, opens it, and drinks a bit of water, before replacing the cap and returning the bottle of water to the ring apron. Bea grabs the towel to wipe off a bit more.

COMPARISON

Bea:  The first thing I wish to present is my comparison of myself and Roxi. I come into this match at five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds. I’m a Technical wrestler but I’m able to mix it up if my opponent wants to brawl or go hardcore. Roxi you come into our match at five feet six inches and one hundred thirty-two pounds and you’re listed as a High Flyer who enjoys a fight and often tries to go for the submission. Since you have only one inch of height and two pounds of weight over me I call this match even.

Bea again picks up the bottle of water and takes a drink then returns the bottle of water to the ring apron.

Bea:  The only so-called perceived advantage for you, Roxi, would be the fact that you’ve held Championships numerous times. That’s a good accomplishment and I can’t take away from you the fact that you’ve been a Champion on several occasions. But just because someone has held championships before doesn’t mean they’re going to come into a match against me and win. No way in hell that’s gonna happen! I’m in this match to win and you need to understand that so that you won’t leave the match with a loss and cry about it.

Bea picks up the bottle of water and finishes it off. She returns the cap to the bottle then launches the bottle toward a trash can that is about ten feet away and the bottle lands neatly in the trash can.

Bea:  Roxi we do not have a history of facing off against each other in the wrestling ring. I understand why that is. It is because at the time I started working as a wrestler on the Roster I was a green newbie and you were at the top of the success ladder in Sin City Wrestling. To have a newbie, who hasn’t proven themselves ye, go up against one of the top superstars isn’t something most wrestling federations do. Management gave me matches against other newbies, then they transitioned me into facing middle-card wrestlers, and then they moved me up to give me several Championship qualifier matches and Championship shots. I appreciate all that has been done for me by Bill and his friends training me and for Management seeing my potential. If you think because we don’t have a history in the ring  that means it equates into you having the advantage in our match, or you think I’m intimidated, you’re wrong. In my life, and my wrestling career, I’ve never let anyone intimidate me. Even if you manage to win this match on Sunday I’ll still respect you and your accomplishments but never will I become intimidated. Yes I know you’re a multiple Champion in Sin City Wrestling. Although that might intimidate others I simply see it as another challenge thrown my way and another opportunity for me to prove myself to Management, the other wrestlers on the Roster, and the fans.

FOUR CORNERS CONFETTI MATCH

Bea:  Roxi the official description of our match, as listed on the Climax Control 309 Card, is the first wrestler to set off all four of their confetti cannons wins! With the classification of the match being a Four Corners Confetti Match, and it states “set off all four of their confetti cannons” for the win, I expect each of us will have a cannon set up in each of the four corners. It is a simple matter of out-maneuvering your opponent and setting off your confetti cannons before your opponent does. Now, Roxi, if you’re thinking it might be amusing for you to run into the corners and set my cannons off in an attempt to prevent me from setting off my own cannons I would expect, since my four confetti cannons were deliberately set off by you, that will equate into a win for me since my four confetti cannons were set off before yours were and that is classified as cheating and violating the rules of the match for you to set mine off. So if you were thinking of trying that. . .don’t do it. . .as I don’t want you crying that you handed a win to me. When I win I want it due to my efforts in the ring and not yours. Thanks for stopping by the gym so I could air some comments. I’ll be presenting more comments later from our hotel room at our hotel near the Cross Insurance Arena.

The camera person ends their camera feed and the screen goes dark.

AT THE HOTEL ROOM OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART

RESEARCH

The scene opens and this time we see Bea Barnhart, her husband Bill Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in their hotel room at a hotel located near the Arena. The camera person motions they are live broadcasting.

Bea:  Roxi we’ve been relaxing in our hotel room watching replays of your many matches. You’re probably wondering why we’re doing that. That’s a good question and I’ll answer it. Although we are physically present at nearly every wrestling event with Sin City Wrestling you can’t observe every moment of every match. That means you need to sit back and watch all the matches you can of the wrestler, or wrestlers, you are facing. That way you can run the match, stop it, and go into slow-motion mode, as you might pick up on something critical to you winning your match.

Bill:  Here’s an example. There used to be a wrestler in a Federation that was headquartered out of the State of Georgia. His signature move, which often led to a win over his opponents, consisted of wearing down his opponent then hitting them in the head with his elbow. I’m not able to give you the name of the wrestler, or what he called this maneuver, as they are not associated with the Federation we’re in. That means I will not mention another Federation’s name or the wrestler’s name. One of the wrestlers who was on the receiving end of this maneuver, and who lost numerous matches to this wrestler and his move, watched hundreds of hours of this wrestler’s matches. What he found out is that in every case. . .did you get that. . .in every case just before this wrestler was about to execute this maneuver, he would lick his lips. Yes you heard me correctly. He would lick his lips then execute the maneuver. After hundreds of hours of watching the wrestler viewing the matches it became clear to him that the wrestler he was observing always licked his lips before executing the maneuver without fail. The next time he was in the ring against this wrestler he was able to see the lip licking thing by his opponent and he rushed him before his opponent could get the elbow move to the head executed. The wrestler involved was shocked that he lost the match and that his opponent was able to counter so he wasn’t able to execute his signature move. Later he found out what happened and he was shocked that he gave away his move with a simple lick of his lips every time. It was something his did without even realizing he was doing it. Why did I tell you this story? I’ll let Bea answer that.

Bea:  Roxi we’ve watched hours and hours of your matches. We’ve run them over and over. Some parts of the matches we did slow-motion to see if we could pick up something like in the story Bill just told. Although we were not able to find something as obvious as the lip licking of the wrestler in the story we were able to pick up on several quirks that, if I see you about to do one of those quirks, I’ll immediately know what comes next and counter it before you can execute it. So, Roxi, I’m sure you want to know if we found certain quirks, motions, where your eyes are looking a certain way or something else that will notify me that a certain move or hold is about to be attempted. Do you honestly think I’m going to tell you what we found so that you can make changes on something you didn’t even know you were doing? Nah! What we found stays with me in my mind and if I see any of the signs during the match I’ll take advantage of you and get the win. Now you can stress out until our match wondering what we found. Have fun with this.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea indicates she has a few more items to say as her closing comments. Bea asks the camera person for a zoomed in close-up shot of her face while she comments.

Bea:  Look at this face Roxi. This isn’t the face of a coward. This isn’t the face of someone who steps back from a challenge. This is the face of someone who is confident in what they can do in the wrestling ring. This is the face of someone who has come a long way from her rookie match, which was her first match in Sin City Wrestling, at Climax Control 256 on January 5, 2020. Yes I’ve come a hell of a long way Roxi. I hold my own in the wrestling ring. I accept any type of match Management assigns me to. I never back down from anyone. Maybe you wish to take me lightly and that’s your decision to make. I’m planning on leaving our match with my hand raised in victory which will catapult me to the top of the rankings. Yes, Roxi, I really am that confident of myself!

Bill:  That’s my girl! I’m proud of you Bea. Go into the match and give it all you’ve got and exit the match as the winner.

Bea:  Damn right I will!!!

Bea asks the camera person to end the broadcast and they do and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / A CANDYLAND MATCH? THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
« on: August 12, 2021, 08:32:56 AM »
A CANDYLAND MATCH? THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

Narrator:  A Candyland Match? Bill Barnhart against Agostino Romano? Yes you heard correctly. This match is a First Round match for the Internet Championship and the winner moves up in the Tournament to keep winning and get a shot at the Internet Championship. We already know Bill is going to win this Tournament match, and all the others he will be assigned to, and when he faces off for the Internet Championship he will win that match and be crowned the next Sin City Wrestling Internet Championship.

AT THE HOME OF ANDY AND REBECCA EIDE IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

The scene comes into focus as we see Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in the backyard of their neighbors Andy and Rebecca Eide.

Bill:  Wow! Your new backyard fence looks great!

Andy:  We had to replace it because someone, or something, came through our yard three weeks ago and broke the gate on the back part of the fence and they also broke the gate leading out of the backyard to go into the front yard of the house. Since the fence was old, most likely it was the original fence from when this housing development was built in 1991, we had to replace it as it was worn down and not worth the time and money to try to repair several portions of it.

Bill:  Who did you get to install your new fence?

Andy:  Our neighbor Edgar does many things and carpentry is one of them. I purchased the fencing material from Home Depot and Edgar and his wife Nellie installed the fence. I’m amazed that in less than five days they had the entire job completed and that included removing the original fence posts which were imbedded in the ground in cement and placing the removed fencing material into the dumpster I rented.

Bill:  If you don’t mind me asking how much was the total cost?

Andy:  First I have to tell you I contacted two fencing companies and one gave me an estimate of $3,500 and the other was around $4,500. I purchased the fencing material at Home Depot for $1,100 and Edgar and Nelly asked for $1,500 for their labor so I saved a lot of money. The best part is they connected everything with screws instead of nails so the fencing should stay in place for a very long time.

Bill:  Do I know Edgar?

Andy:  He lives seven houses down from us. I figured you knew him as you are my neighbor and you must have seen him and Nellie mowing our yard and trimming out trees all the time. You didn’t know his name and that he is our neighbor? I’ll give you his phone number later.

Bill:  Yes I have seen them doing your lawn and trimming your trees and bushes but I never put it together that they were our neighbors. I know that now and I’m going to have my backyard fence replaced by Edgar and Nellie also.

Andy:  Before you go I need to tell you I received an e-mail from Heritage Property Management which is the company that manages our development for Huntington Landing Homeowners Association. They said over the past few weeks our development, and other housing developments near us, submitted reports to Gwinnett Police that they and their neighbors had their cars broken into and valuable items stolen. But since my neighbor on the other side of my house is one of the Officers of Huntington Landing Homeowners Association she gave me valuable information. Those cars reported to have been broken into were not locked at the time the people took items out of their vehicles. If you leave valuable items in your car but don’t lock your car then you’re also to blame. I just hope if anyone tries to get into our vehicles there would be enough movement to cause the car alarms to go off. Since our driveway is below our bedroom windows we would surely hear it and be able to run the criminals off and prevent a theft. On top of that my wife has surveillance devices facing our driveway from two angles so we would also have it on video to give to Gwinnett Police.

Bill:  That what I’m gonna do to Agostino Romano. I’m going to hear him trying to perpetrate a theft to try to win our match but I’ll stop him and run him off before he can make the steal. Remember to send me Edgar’s phone number so I can call him to install a new backyard fence.

Bill, Bea, and Iris, leave Andy and Rebecca’s yard and return to their home. Once they are in their home the cameraman sets up and Bill launches into his comments for his match against Agostino Romano.

AT THE BARNHART HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

Bill:  Thanks for joining me at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We’ll be flying to San Jose in the morning as that is where Climax Control 308 is being held. At that event I face Agostino Romano in an Internet Championship Tournament match, a Candyland Match, and the winner continues in the Tournament and the loser goes off to do something else. Before I launch into my comments for my match I want to give Bea time to comment on her match against Amber Ryan at Climax Control 307.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. For everyone watching, and especially for Amber Ryan, I want you to go back and look at my performance in that match. I admit I didn’t win, and I congratulate Amber for getting the win, but you need to focus on my performance. Why? You see that in every match I get better and stronger. I’m able to hold my own against anyone in Sin City Wrestling. I continue to perform at my best, and continually improve, and I could have easily walked away from my match with the win and a shot at the Bombshell Championship. But I’ll have to wait until my next opportunity arises. Again, Amber, congratulations on giving me a great match and congratulations on your win. And so everyone is informed ahead of time I’ll be at Bill’s match against Agostino Romano at Climax Control 308 as his Manager to ensure no interference happens to steal his win away from him. Thanks for giving me some of your air time to present my comments.

Bill:  Anything for you Bea. . .except for my coffee and chocolate and especially my chocolate coffee. . .ha ha ha. Now for my comments on my upcoming match against Agostino Romano. It is a Candyland Match where the ring will be made up like a playing board of the game Candyland. This should be a very amusing match and I know I’m gonna win.

Bill points to himself on that comment.

Bill:  Agostino Romano. If not for the fact that you occasionally stumble and actually manage to win a match, and you actually obtained a Championship, you’d be a total loser. But I give you credit that you have accomplished a few things but overall you’re as consistent as a pair of loose pants without a belt to hold them up.  But coming into our match you’re giving up seven inches in height and twenty-five pounds of weight to me. I’m damn sure going to use my height and weight advantage to quickly wear you down, bag you up, and throw you in the trash dumpster and I’ll move on in the Internet Championship Tournament while you return home and lick your wounds.

Barnhart stands up and makes a motion around his waist to show that without a belt to hold up your pants they will slip down to your feet.

Bill:  Agostino we have an amusing match. . .well it’ll be amusing for me but terrifying for you…and it is called a Candyland Match where the ring is made up in the design of a Candyland game board. When I saw what type of match we’re having, and that it was called a Candyland Match, I couldn’t help but look at your pathetic performance in the ring and figure with you involved in this match they could have easily have called this match a CANDY ASS match. Just so nobody takes that comment the wrong way I looked up the term CANDY ASS and the definitions came out as TIMID, SCARED, WEAK, and COWARDLY. Those are perfect descriptions of you Agostino.

Bill busts out in loud laughter before containing himself to continue with his comments.

Bill:  Agostino we’ve had only one match against each other but before you try to brag about what you did in that match please allow me to tell the viewers the truth. The match was at Climax Control 289, on January 10, 2021, and it was a Fatal Four Way where the winner was the wrestler who could slam someone through a table. Do you remember who got slammed through the table for the loss? Was it me? Was it Lincoln Daniels? Was it the other wrestler in that match? Hell no! It was YOU, Agostino, who got slammed through the table by Lincoln Daniels for the loss. Now that the truth is out in the open please do all you can to try to make out the facts of that match to be untrue. Go ahead. . .I dare you!

Bill again busts out in loud laughter but it takes him longer to recover from his laughing and return to commenting.

SOUL MAN. . .BILL MAN. . .

Bill:  I’m going to transition into what I classify as the entertainment, amusement, and informative portion of my comments. First I’ll play for you a well-known song by Sam & Dave titled SOUL MAN. Once you’ve heard the original I’ll give you my version of that song.

Bill clicks on the song, SOUL MAN, on the YouTube page and the original SOUL MAN by Same & Dave begins to play as the lyrics scroll on the screen for the viewers to see.

Comin' to you on a dusty road
Good lovin', I got a truck load
And when ya get it, huh, ya got some
So don't worry, 'cause I'm comin'

I'm a soul man, wow
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man, woah, heh
I'm a soul man
And that ain't all, huh

Got what I got the hard way
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey, don't you fret, huh
'Cause you ain't seen uh, nothin' yet

I'm a soul man, oh road
I'm a soul man, play it Steve
I'm a soul man, ha
I'm a soul man, oh

I was brought up on a side street, yes maam
I learned how to love before I could eat
I was educated from good stock
When I start lovin', oh I can't stop

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man, yeah
I'm a soul man, look

Grab a rope and I'll pull you in
Give you hope and be your only boyfriend
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah), uh

I'm talking about a
Soul man, I'm a
Soul man, and you
Soul man, aah
Soul man, hold on
Soul man, I'm a
Soul man, and you a
Soul man, and you're a
Soul man, hold on

The original version of SOUL MAN by Sam & Dave ends and Bill comments before presenting his version of the song.

Bill:  You’ve just heard the original SOUL MAN by Sam & Dave and now I present to you my version, which I’ll sing for you, titled BILL MAN.

Coming at you like I’m Dusty Rhodes
Good wrestling. . .I got a truck load
And when you get it, huh, you’re gonna get it
So don't worry, 'cause I'm comin'

I'm the Bill Man. . .wow
I'm the Bill Man
I'm the Bill Man. . .woah. . . heh
I'm the Bill Man
And that ain't all. . .huh

Got what I got the hard way
And I make it better each and every day
So y’all, don't you fret. . .huh
'Cause you ain't seen. . .nothin' yet

I'm the Bill Man. . .oh
I'm the Bill Man
I'm the Bill Man. . .ha
I'm the Bill Man. . .oh

I was brought up in the wrestling ring
I learned to wrestle before I could sing
I was educated from good stock
When I start wrestling. . .oh I can't stop

I'm the Bill Man
I'm the Bill Man
I'm the Bill Man. . .yeah
I'm the Bill Man. . .look

Grab a rope and I'll pull you in
Give you hope but I’ll get the win
Yeah. . .yeah. . .yeah. . .yeah. . .uh

I'm talking about a Bill Man. . .
I'm a Bill Man. . .
And you. . .ahhh
You’re not a Bill man. . .ahhh
Bill Man. . .hold on
Bill Man. . .
I'm a Bill Man. . .
You’re not a Bill Man
I'm a Bill Man. . .
You’re not a Bill Man
I’m a Bill Man. . .
You’re not a Bill Man. . .
Hold on!!!

Bill’s version of SOUL MAN titled BILL MAN ends and Bill returns to his comments.

THIS IS HOW IT’S GONNA BE

Bill:  Thanks for enjoying my version of SOUL MAN that I titled BILL MAN. Listen up Agostino. I’m warning you ahead of time what’s gonna happen to you in our match so that way you can’t use the lame excuse that you didn’t know ahead of time. It’s gonna be like this Romano. I’m gonna win. But I’m not just gonna win. I’m gonna hurt you in the process. I’m walking away from our match with a victory to win this first round of the Internet Championship Tournament and you’ll return to your dressing room a defeated pathetic worthless excuse of a wrestler. I know you’ll try to brag about being a two-time Internet Champion but let me set the record straight so the viewers know the truth. Yes you won the Internet Championship on January 31, 2020, then again on March 28, 2021. I give you a little bit of credit for your accomplishment but if you think those two reigns, one for a decent amount of time and one for a short period of time, are something to brag about then you’re more out of your mind than I thought you were. Enjoy living in the past, Romano, because there will be no Internet Championship in your future. See you on Sunday, August 15, 2021, at the Provident Credit Union Event Center in San Jose.

Bill gives the CUT sign and the camera person turns off their camera and the scene ends.


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Climax Control Archives / I'M GOING TO EARN A SHOT AT THE BOMBSHELL CHAMPIONSHIP
« on: August 04, 2021, 01:01:30 PM »
I’M GOING TO EARN A SHOT AT THE BOMSHELL CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart is fired up for her next match at Climax Control 307 against Amber Ryan the current Bombshell Champion. Bea not only goes into this match high on being given the opportunity to defeat Amber and earn a shot at the Bombshell Championship but she has added anger and energy after being called a sexist slur by The Troll during his match with her husband, Bill Barnhart, at Climax Control 306. With my opening comments out of the way I turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart but I have no clue where they are at this point in time.

TAKING CARE OF JERKS

When the scene switches we see Bill and Bea Barnhart at the Waterbar Restaurant at 399 The Embarcadero in San Francisco, California. They are sitting in the dining area which is outside the restaurant along the sidewalk.

Bea:  I’m still shocked that The Troll had to resort to landing a low blow on you during your match last week. Then the jerk decided to go off on me because I was calling him out for cheating and letting the Referee know to keep a close watch on him.

Bill:  Yeah the low blows are never nice to be on the receiving end but I’m okay. But I’m not okay with that fat piece of crap, The Troll, screaming out calling you a c*nt. That’s why I ended the match with my favorite submission hold, my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammer Lock. I wanted fat boy to hurt for a long time for what he did to me and for what he called you.

Bill and Bea have their conversation interrupted by a smart ass woman who walks down the sidewalk blasting loud obnoxious music on her cell phone. That wasn’t bad enough but the woman stops and is standing near the outside dining area of the Waterbar Restaurant and her music is so loud and annoying Bill and Bea are unable to hold a conversation.

Bea:  Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!!! EXCUSE ME!!!!! Do you mind either turning down the volume of your music or moving away from our dining area as your music is so loud we cannot hear each other talk.

Obnoxious Woman:  Shut up bitch! This is my music, this is a public street, and I’ll do whatever the hell I want!

Bea:  First The Troll calls me a c*unt and now I’m being called a bitch by an obnoxious bitch of a woman? Damn! Look I’m again asking you nicely to please turn down your music or move away from our location so we can have a peaceful meal and hold a conversation.

Obnoxious Woman:  Who the hell do you think you are?

Bea:  I’m Bea Barnhart, one of the Superstar Wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling and we are performing on Sunday at the Kezar Pavilion here in San Francisco. I suggest you back off because if you come at me and threaten physical violence on me I’ll shove your cell phone so far up your ass the surgeons in the Emergency Room will have a difficult time finding where it is to remove it. What’s it gonna be?

Obnoxious Woman:  Oooooo, the pretty little Asian girl thinks she can take out a woman from San Francisco? Come on bitch c*nt bring it on!

Bea hears the c*nt word and she again gets upset as she did when The Troll used that word on her. Quickly an altercation ensues between the obnoxious woman and Bea and the obnoxious woman challenges Bea to go into the alley to fight it out. We see Bill with a huge smile on his face as he knows what will happen if that obnoxious woman is stupid enough to go into the alley against Bea.

Bea:  Oh, well, I warned you not to do this but you want to do this so let’s do this!

The two women enter the alley and we hear yelling from both of them but the yelling from the obnoxious woman stops quickly. Everyone on the sidewalk, and at the outside dining area of the Waterbar Restaurant, wonder what happened. Then they see movement and they see Bea calmly stroll out of the alley and there is no more comments from the obnoxious woman and her music stopped playing and the other woman is nowhere to be seen.

Bill:  That went quickly. What happened?

Bea:  You saw that I politely asked the woman to turn off her music or move away from us and she threatened me and demanded I go into the alley to fight her. I did exactly what I told her I would do and that was to either shut off her music on her cell phone or shove her cell phone up her ass. Guess which one I decided to do.

Bill:  Shove her cell phone up her ass?

Bea:  Yep. And I even called an ambulance to have her taken to the hospital to have her cell phone surgically removed. Just like I shut this obnoxious woman up you’ll see me shut up Amber Ryan this Sunday.

>* sound of ambulance sirens * An ambulance pulls up to the restaurant and Bea directs them into the alley where the woman with her cell phone up her ass is located. A short time later the Paramedics bring the woman out of the alley on a gurney and load her into the ambulance and drive off. People on the street and other diners at the restaurant cheer Bea for properly defending herself. Bea returns to their table in the outside dining area and Bill and Bea continue with their meal.

Bill:  This location brings back memories of when I grew up and lived in Oakland. The Embarcadero is the first San Francisco station on the BART rapid transit from the East Bay area. The Embarcadero is a great shopping and dining area. Look up there Bea and you see we’re nearly underneath the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge. When you look across San Francisco Bay you see my original home town of Oakland. Let’s enjoy our meal now that we can eat without a lot of noise disturbing us.

Bea:  I’m looking forward to seeing where you grew up in Oakland when we visit there tomorrow.

The scene in San Francisco goes off the screen and the screen goes dark.

THE NEXT DAY IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA

Bill and Bea are seen in front of a small house on a small street in Oakland. Bill is pointing to this house.

Bill:  Bea this is the house where I was born and lived until I was nine years old then we moved to a much larger home in the Oakland hills. This house at 4022 Fullington Street is very small. Although the website Zillow lists the house at around 1,400 square feet I can tell you it is not that large. I would estimate they should legally classify this house at around 1,000 square feet. We liked living here, but when the home at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in Oakland became available my father purchased that home and I lived there until I graduated from Skyline High School. I’ll take you there for a look and explain the house to you.

The two drive off in their rental car and arrive at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in Oakland, California, located near the Sequoya Country Club Golf Course.

Bill:  Here we are at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in Oakland where I lived from nine years of age until I turned eighteen and graduated from Skyline High School. Bea although the website Zillow lists this house at 1,700 square feet I assure you this house is nearly 2,000 square feet, has about a one back yard, and it has a full basement with a wet bar also. When we purchased this home it had around twenty fruit trees in the back yard consisting of apricots, peaches, plums, cherries, apples, pears, nectarines, and some others. I felt bad that after I moved out of the house my father became ill and mother decided to sell the home. But the fact that my hard-working parents went from a very small humble home to this one shows that anyone can achieve their dreams.

Bea:  I’m glad you brought me here Bill and I’m glad you explained that anyone can come from a humble beginning and end up on top of the world. That’s how I see my wrestling career and how I see my match on Sunday against Amber Ryan. Even though our match is a non-Title match when I defeat Amber I automatically become next in line for a shot at the Bombshell Championship. Whether she will still have possession of it when I have my Championship match is yet to be seen but regardless who holds the Championship when I challenge for it I'll become the next Bombshell Champion. That’s a true humble beginning to a fantastic here in the present situation for me and my wrestling career.

The two drive off and the scene ends.

IN SAN FRANCISCO AT THEIR HOTEL

The scene comes on our screen and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart at their hotel room which is located near to Kezar Pavilion. The two look into the camera to make comments.

Bill:  This is your air time Bea. Your time to shine. Your time to tell Amber Ryan what she got herself into having this match with you this Sunday.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. Amber I have several things to get out in the open so just sit down and pay attention. I’d like to start with a comment I heard recently It goes: IT IS FOOLISH TO ADD YEARS TO YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON’T ADD LIFE TO YOUR YEARS. Amber I know you’re looking dumbfounded right now and due to your low mentality you’re having a problem processing the information. Therefore let me enlighten you. You seem to be one of those wrestlers who wants to add years to your life but you you are so lame that you don’t have fun enjoying life. Yeah, okay, you have the Bombshell Championship but you don’t seem to be happy about that or take it seriously. On the other hand I’m thankful that I’ve added tons of experience, “life” if you want to call it that, to my wrestling career. If you’re going to be successful in the sport of wrestling then you should be happy when you achieve things. You never seem to be happy about anything Amber. You always come across as if you just ate a dozen sour lemons. That’s a pathetic way to live your life but you have to choose what you do in your life and your choices are not ones that I would make.

Bea take a sip of water.

Bea:  I have another saying I wish to present to you Amber. It goes like this. DON’T HATE SOMETHING YOU LIKE JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE YOU HAVE ALSO LIKES THAT SAME THING. Again, due to your limited mental capacity, I’ll try to explain this saying in simple terms so that you’ll be able to understand. I have a friend who constantly tells me the reason they hate a certain type of music, or a certain musical group, or certain type of food, etc., that they hate a person who also likes those items. Now wait a minute! They loved those items until she found out someone they know, but doesn’t like, also likes the same things. I’ll never back down and stop liking something just because someone I don’t like also likes what I like. Nobody should just blindly hate something just because someone else also likes it. You need to stand up for what you believe in whether it is music, movies, cars, clothing, or food items. You see, Amber, that’s the difference between me and you. I cherish everything and I work hard to accomplish my goals. If someone I know, whether in personal life or inside the wrestling business, likes the same things I do, but I don’t like that person, it would be stupid for me to start hating those things just because someone I don’t like also likes them. To try to put that in the simplest terms it comes down to the fact that I don’t choose to like or dislike something just because others who I don’t like also like or dislike those items. In my personal life, and my wrestling career, I’m going to do  what I need to do to be successful. When I defeat you on Sunday, even though it is a non-Title match, the fact that I defeated you means I go to the top of the ladder to challenge for the Bombshell Championship. That’s a goal I set my eyes on and that’s the goal I’ll achieve this Sunday.

DON’T TAKE ME LIGHTLY

Bea:  Here’s the bottom line Amber. Since I arrived in Sin City Wrestling we have not had a match against each other. This is our first match to face each other and I know your ego is telling you that you’ll achieve an easy win over me. Oh, please, don’t be that foolish! Just because you have not yet faced me in the ring doesn’t mean you know everything about me and it doesn’t mean you are more talented than I am. When you step into the ring Sunday evening you step into the ring as the Bombshell Champion and we are basically even in height and weight. When the match is over and my hand is raised in victory over you of course you will still be the Bombshell Champion but you’ll have to face your loss to me. Don’t take me lightly.

The broadcast ends with that last comment by Bea and the screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / I'M GOING TO SHRED THE TROLL
« on: July 28, 2021, 10:24:11 AM »
I’M GOING TO SHRED THE TROLL

Narrator:  The Troll? Bill Barnhart has to face The Troll to open Climax Control 305? Seriously? Ha ha ha ha ha! This is going to be one of the quickest wins for Bill Barnhart in his wrestling career.

VISITING A FRIEND IN SAN DIEGO

The scene shifts to a home where we see Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, relaxing at the home of Bill’s friend Marcus who lives in Imperial Beach, California, which is just South of San Diego along the border with Mexico and about 150 miles South of Los Angeles. We listen in on their conversation.

Bill:  Marcus I thank you for inviting us to San Diego when you heard we were going to have one of our wrestling events in Los Angeles. I have two tickets for you and a friend to come watch me wrestle at Climax Control 306 which will be on August 1, 2021.

Marcus:  Thanks Bill. I’ve been watching you and Bea wrestle and I’m hoping both of you earn another Championship soon. I see Bea earning the Bombshell Roulette Championship and I hope to see you get into the mix for the vacated Internet Championship.

Bill:  Whatever comes our way Marcus. Also I’m glad that Iris is getting along with your dog Jake. The two are having fun playing in the backyard.

Marcus:  Jake loves everyone but I know Iris loves food first before other things. By the way have you been assigned an opponent for Climax Control 306?

Bill:  Yeah they assigned me to face off against the company Jobber. That term means the person gets paid to lose. Damn shame since I’ve spent my entire career facing the toughest opponents as I don’t want a win handed to me but I have to accept my assignment.

Marcus:  The Troll? Seriously? What’s up with that guy?

Bill:  I would equate him as a cross between Patrick Star, Michael Moore, and Jabba The Hutt. He’s a fat slob at five feet eight inches and two hundred fifty-two pounds and his face looks like Michael Moore and makes you want to puke.

Marcus:  Sounds like the guy got some defective genes from his parents. I know you’re originally from Oakland, California, as we went to school together there, and now you’re in Atlanta, Georgia, but where is this guy The Troll from?

Bill:  I guess he doesn’t want anyone to know where he lives because his information sheet filed with the Federation just says “Parts Unknown most likely his Mother’s basement.”

Bill and Marcus bust out in loud laughter over that information and Bea walks into the room to find out what these two find so amusing.

Bea: What’s so amusing guys?

Bill:  My opponent, The Troll, for Climax Control 306.

Bea:  Yes he’s quite an amusing, and downright pathetic, wrestler. Speaking of being amusing can I tell you two a few jokes before I leave you two alone?

Bill and Marcus say they want to hear Bea’s jokes.

Bea:  What do you call it when two Doctors are performing surgery on the same patient at the same time? Co-operating.

What do you call a blood-sucking insect that is made out of wood?  A Mesquite-O

What would you call a man who has a fake penis made out of a tree?  Woodpecker

Bill and Marcus enjoy the jokes and laugh. Bea goes into the backyard to play with Iris and Jake. The camera remains on Marcus and Bill for a short time before the camera feed is cut and the screen goes black.

SOME TIME LATER IN LOS ANGELES

SHREDDER

We open with a scene of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in their hotel room at a hotel near the Galen Center in Los Angeles, California. We see Bill sitting at the dining table with a pile of papers on the table and a document shredder on the floor in front of him. Bea walks up and sees the paper and the shredder.

Bea:  Did you bring paperwork and our shredder from Lawrenceville, Georgia, to Los Angeles? Why?

Bill:  We haven’t been able to travel much until now so I decided to catch up on shredding documents.

Bea:  You could have waited until we got home for a decent amount of time but I guess because we launched into the West Coast Tour better to bring the paperwork with us to shred. By the way what documents are you shredding?

Bill:  I’m shredding documents that o longer serve a purpose and they are now useless. To use an analogy I’ll be shredding The Troll in my match at Climax Control 306 as he also serves no purpose and is useless.

Bea:  Since I’m in your corner as your Manager, and there’s rumors going around that Bobbie Dahl might run in on the match to mess with The Troll, I’m in your corner to make sure no interference happens. If Bobbie does manage to distract The Troll and he loses the match the Referee is likely to blame us when we’re innocent of any wrong doing. Rest assured Bobbie and The Troll are not going to get away with cheating you out of a win. Before I go take care of some things I want to make it clear to everyone watching that my performance in the Ultimate X Over The Pool match at Summer XXXTreme IX was great and even though I didn’t win I’ll be back after the Roulette Championship soon. I’ll have no mercy for any wrestlers standing in my way. You have been warned.

Bea walks off to take care of stuff and Bill starts shredding documents. The sound of the shredder cutting up the papers is soothing.

Bill:  Hey, Troll, this is what I’m going to do to you at our match at Climax Control 306. I’m the shredder and you’re this fat pile of now useless papers. I’m not taking you seriously as you’re the joke of the year. I’ll flatten your fat ass so quickly you’ll lose twenty pounds in the process. Remember I’m a street smart person who was born and grew up in Oakland, California, and then in 2012 me and Bea moved to the Atlanta Metro area in Georgia. So I transitioned from an ass kicking street smart kid from Oakland to an ass kicking street smart redneck guy from Atlanta, Georgia.

Bea:  But an intelligent cute and handsome street smart redneck buy from Atlanta.

Bill and Bea enjoy a laugh over that comment.

Bill:  Everyone will watch me work my magic this Sunday. Everyone will watch me quickly destroy The Blob this Sunday. Enjoy your free time now Troll because after I get done beating you down you’ll be so busy dressing your wounds and taking heavy medication for your pain that you will not enjoy your time.

Bill motions to the camera person to cut the camera feed and they do and our screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP HERE I COME
« on: June 16, 2021, 05:07:56 PM »
ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP HERE I COME

Narrator:  Here we are again with Bea Barnhart in a Roulette Championship Qualifier match to earn a spot in the Roulette Championship Ultimate X Over The Pool Match at Summer XXXTtreme IX. Bea is no stranger to Roulette Rules matches and she previously had a shot at the Roulette Championship but came up short on that evening so she wants to win this match, face the others in the Ultimate X Over The Pool Match at Summer XXXTreme IX, and redeem herself. That’s all I want to say to lead into Bea’s comments on her match at Climax Control 303. I now turn you over to Bea for her to give you the information you are anxious to hear.

When the scene switches we see Bea Barnhart relaxing in their hotel room. Bill and their English Bulldog Iris are walking around but trying to stay out of camera view as best they can. Bea is sitting at the dining table facing the camera. Bea is dressed in her trademark wrestling attire and she definitely looks ready to kick ass at Climax Control 303. When the camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting Bea begins her presentation.

Bea:  Hi and welcome to another edition of you all shut the hell up and listen to me talk. I’m here to present reasons why I’m walking away from this match to challenge for the Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme IX in an Ultimate X Over The Pool match. The first thing I wish to get out of the way is that I’m no stranger to Roulette Rules matches and that I’ve come a long way since a year ago and it will show in my performance at this Sunday.

Bea takes a break to sip some water before continuing.

Bea:  My first Roulette Rules match was on February 16, 2020, at My Bloody Valentine III. I soundly defeated Violet Amelia Holt in a Fans Bring The Weapons match to earn the Number One Contender spot for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. My second Roulette Rules match was on April 12, 2020, at Blaze of Glory VIII was a Ladder Match for the Roulette Championship and I came up a little short that evening and didn’t earn the Roulette Championship. My third Roulette Rules match was on September 13, 2020, at Climax Control 280. It was a Triple Threat for a chance to face Seleana Zdunich at Violent Conduct VI for the Roulette Championship. I lost that match but I gave a hell of a fight.

Bea breaks again to drink more water then she continues.

Bea:  I imagine the majority of you watching are screaming at your television sets but I’m unable to hear what you’re saying so you waste your energy. You know what I mean. Wasting energy like Candy and Char Kwan will be wasting their energy trying to defeat me in our match. I imagine you’re asking how I’m so confident and feel I’m qualified to challenge for the Roulette Championship when I’m 1-2 in Roulette Rules matches and 0-1 in Roulette Championship matches. That’s a good question and I have a good answer. Back during the times of those matches I was new to the sport of wrestling as it pertains to being a wrestler inside the ring instead of being the Manager in Bill’s corner. To come away with one win in three matches AND to have earned a shot at the Roulette Champion tells you a lot of what I was able to accomplish as a rookie in the sport of wrestling. Now that I’ve been in the ring as a wrestler for seventeen months my experience and abilities continue to grow. Taking out Char Kwan and Candy will be easier than those of you watching are willing to give me credit for being able to accomplish. Promise me that you will not blink your eyes during my match because I’ll defeat Char and Candy so quickly you might miss my win when you blink.

MY OPPONENTS

Bea:  My two opponents in this Roulette Championship Qualifier match are Candy and Char Kwan. I mentioned that I lost the Roulette Championship match against Candy a long time ago. I look at it that if Candy was such a Great Roulette Champion she would still be Roulette Champion but she’s not. Seeing that she lost the Roulette Championship shows she’s vulnerable and even more so going up against me now that I’m seasoned and more than ready and determined to whup ass. As for Char Kwan I have no history with her but I know enough about her to know she is way down on the talent ladder, in the basement if you will, and she’ll not be any more annoying than a fly that hovers over a pile of shit. I’ll swat Char out of the way and zap her like I’m a bug zapper. This match literally comes down to me and Candy and I’m walking away with my shot at the Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme IX.

ELEMENTS

Bea:  Candy. . .Char. . .you’re probably aware of the Periodic Table that lists all the Elements by their names and Atomic numbers. Well I guess you might be aware of it but I’m not sure either of you were able to take in major concepts like that during your school years as you two continue to prove you are mentally deficient and are unable to comprehend even the simplest things. If you two do happen to know what the Periodic Table is then you know that the Atomic Numbers of all the elements listed runs from 1 which is Hydrogen and it goes up from there. Oh man I’m sorry I have to use such big complicated words and concepts that confuse the two of you but that’s honestly how the Periodic Table is set up. I’m sure both of your heads are hurting from trying to grasp simple concepts but if you think I give a shit that your heads hurt you’re wrong. Rest assured after I beat both of you down in our match your heads will hurt for a long time after the match is over.

Bea holds up a copy of the Periodic Table for the camera to get a shot of.

Bea:  I want you two to know that I’m having this Periodic Table modified to include a new entry that depicts you two perfectly. The Atomic Number of the new element will be 0 or if you are having a hard time comprehending numbers it would be Z. . .E. . .R. . .O  because you two are ZERO compared to me. The name of the new Element reflects you two by being called MORONIUM letting everyone know you two are morons. Yes you two can rest assured that for added impact your faces will be placed on the new entry so everyone can see what you two MORONIUMS look like.

Bea lets out a very loud laugh that causes Bill and Iris to stop what they are doing and they look over at her. When they realize she’s laughing at comments she made to Candy and Char, and that they might be in the range of the camera, they return to what they were doing.

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

Bea:  My friend is a Math teacher at Sweetwater Middle School in Lawrenceville, Georgia. She complains about Disney for having Buzz Lightyear having his signature statement as TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! Why? She asks HOW COULD DISNEY COME UP WITH A LAME SIGNATURE STATEMENT AS THAT FOR BUZZ LIGHTYEAR? INFINITY IS FOREVER THEREFORE YOU CANNOT MAKE STATEMENT LIKE TO INFINITY AND BEYOND AS THERE’S NOTHING BEYOND INFINITY!  Well that damn sure makes sense unless you are morons like Candy and Char. When I defeat you two to earn my shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme IX you’ll watch me soar off into glory when I win the Bombshell Roulette Championship and successfully defend it for a very long time. Now, come on Char, come on Candy, both of you claim you are infinite and will destroy everyone in your way but you have failed constantly and you will fail again at Climax Control 303.

Bea snarls into the camera.

SLOW PROGRESS IS BETTER THAN NO PROGRESS

Bea:  I’ve had to listen to seventeen months of the rest of the roster making fun of me as I haven’t made as much progress as others on the roster have done. But I have a saying for what I’m accomplishing. That saying is SLOW PROGRESS IS BETTER THAN NO PROGRESS and I’m fully satisfied that I continue to make progress, move ahead, and have Management assign me to Championship matches or Championship Qualifier matches. Maybe two morons like you can’t see my progress but Management does and since Management pays my salary I’ll listen to them instead of listening to you two idiots. There have been many in Sin City Wrestling who came into the Federation and immediately won a few matches then failed after that. In my case, since I was a green rookie, I lost a few matches then quickly won a Roulette Championship Qualifier match. So what do you feel is a better thing to have? To win several matches early in your careers then crash and burn after the initial success or to slowly win matches and then you start getting sent into matches to challenge for Championships? Slow and steady is the key and slow progress is better than no progress.

Bea smiles into the camera.

YOU GET WHAT YOU EARN

Bea:  Before I close my comments concerning my match I wish to tell you about our neighbors in Lawrenceville, Georgia, Andrew and Rebecca. What I have to tell you concerns Rebecca who is an IT Tech for more than twenty years. When they moved to Georgia in 2012 she had several jobs that sucked to put it nicely. They didn’t pay well and they treated her like crap. Then she got a job at a Medical Testing company that franchises locations across the United States. She has been there since January 2014 so she is now five months into her seventh year. They rarely gave her good pay increases and never gave great performance evaluations even though she is one of their best employees. But Rebecca plugged along, accepting slow progress from her employers over no progress at all, and today she called me with great news on how her performance, qualifications, and skills, earned her something she wasn’t expecting. Rebecca said several weeks ago she started working with an Executive Recruiting firm and the woman she worked with, Natalie, put her name in for an Implementation Manager at one of the largest and most successful companies in the United States and all around the world. It is a work from home position and after several interviews, then a final interview with three Executives from the company she would be working for, Natalie called her and said the company she interviewed for is offering her $52 per hour for $110,000 per year. Wow! At her current company, after seven years working there she is currently at $58,000 so that means the new company is offering her nearly double what her current job is paying her after working for them for seven years. Do you see how the concept of slow progress is better than no progress works? Rebecca kept at her work, as she is the best IT person they have, and finally she got a fantastic job offer for close to double her current salary. Why did I tell you this story? Because you all treat me like I don’t deserve anything and yet I prove consistently that I earn what I get. That’s why I got this Triple Threat match to earn my way into the Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme IX. Slow progress is better than no progress. I understand that concept. Vinnie understands that concept. Iris understands that concept. And most of the fans understand that concept.  But I cannot expect Miss Dumb and Miss Dumber, my two opponents, to understand that concept. When I defeat you two, and you two get to stay at home and watch Summer XXXTreme IX instead of being assigned to a match for that event, or worse yet they get assigned to a low card match at Summer XXXTreme IX just to fill space, they’ll finally get it.

Bea points to herself while starting her closing comments.

Bea: Char you should not be in this match and you’ll not fare well. Candy you will fare better than Char will but you’ll still be defeated by me. Say what you want. Hurl all the slurs and insults my direction if you want. Brag about yourselves if you want. I’ve had my say and I’ll back up what I’ve said. See you two at Climax Control 303.

Bea informs the camera person she’s done with her comments and they call into the Network to let them know they are cutting their camera feed. The camera person is so quick on cutting the camera feed the screen goes dark and it takes the Network nearly a minute to get regular programming broadcasting again.


128
Climax Control Archives / NO JOKING
« on: June 10, 2021, 11:24:32 AM »
NO JOKING OR JESTING. . .JUST SERIOUS ASS KICKING

Narrator:  King For The Day Vinnie has assigned Bill Barnhart and Austin James Mercer to a Royal Court Jester Match. King Vinnie placed the rules of this match that in order to win the match you must totally remove the Jester outfit your opponent is wearing. There’s no doubt in my mind that Bill Barnhart will be the one to rip the Jester outfit off Austin James Mercer for the win. I just hope Bill doesn’t end up taking too much off of Mercer or there may be some censoring in order by the Network.

The scene changes and we are taken to the dressing room area that Bill Barnhart is using during Climax Control 302. The camera gets a shot of Bill and we see he dressed in his Court Jester outfit, complete with a felt hat that has bells on the ends of the rim so it rings when he moves around, and he has a very elaborate Jester Scepter which he is holding in his hand. Bill walks around for a bit before taking a seat on the couch and laying the Jester Scepter next to him. Bill looks into the camera to give his presentation leading up to his Court Jester match against Austin James Mercer.

Bill:  Thanks for joining me. As you can see Bea and Iris are not here in the dressing room area with me. Iris isn’t here because I don’t want Management to get upset with me having her in the venue. They did, however, give me permission so that Iris can join me if I have a meet the fans thing going on but only for a short time and only in the backstage area. As for Bea she has a bit of a headache so she decided to stay in our hotel room and relax to help make the headache go away.

Bill pauses his comments to take a bite out of the slice of pepperoni pizza he has on a plate on the coffee table. He then picks up a can of Classic Coke, pops the top, and downs the entire can of Classic Coke. The carbonation, of course, does have an effect.

Bill:  Buuuuurrrrrppppp!!!!!  Oops! Excuse me! Too much carbonation at one time. Before I jump into comments for my Court Jester match with Austin James Mercer I’d like to get a few things that need to be put out there for public scrutiny out of the way.

Bill again pauses to eat some of his pepperoni pizza but this time he doesn’t drink Classic Coke so that he won’t be likely to burp loudly on television again.

Bill:  Well, Austin, things didn’t go as me and Bea thought they would. That’s how things work in the sport of wrestling. Things can change quickly in a match and the wrestlers need to accept how it went. Bea took a hard shot from Tempest on the outside of the ring and that allowed Tempest to pin Bea for the win. The bottom line is we accept the decision in the match and move on to the next match. Austin I’m truly amused because just when you thought you two winning the Mixed Tag Team Championship would get you away from me, so you wouldn’t have to deal with me again for a very long time, Vinnie, serving as King For The Day, assigned you to face me in a Royal Court Jester Match. The rules are simple. Both wrestlers have to wear a Court Jester outfit and the winner is the wrestler who can completely remove the Jester outfit their opponent is wearing. This will be easy for me to accomplish. I also thank King Vinnie for this match because the Mixed Tag Team Championship match was won when Tempest pinned Bea therefore you and I have unfinished business between us that I’ll take care of in our Court Jester match.

Barnhart again pauses and this time he finishes off the pepperoni pizza slice and again he doesn’t take a drink of Classic Coke so he won’t burp on camera again.

A JESTER’S RESPONSIBILITIES

Bill:  Austin although in a Kingdom the person serving as Court Jester has responsibilities to tell jokes, perform tricks, and make people laugh, that’s not what I’m in this match for. There will be no joking. There will be no jesting. There will be no tricks performed. I’m coming into this match to quickly rip the Court Jester outfit off of you for the victory. Since the Mixed Tag Team Championship match didn’t turn out the way my team wanted it to I accept the Referee’s decision on the match and move forward. However, Austin, you noticed that when the two of us were in the ring you were powerless against me. I was the Kryptonite to your thoughts that you are Superman. You were unable to pin me or apply an effective submission hold. I had you beat many times in that match but you somehow managed to tag Tempest back into the ring. Also the fact that you two had to resort to taking the match outside the ring numerous times, and our Referee failed to reprimand you two for violating the rules, disappoints me. However, Austin, I’m not like you where I lose a match and then whine, bitch, moan, and cry about the loss. Bea got taken out and Tempest got the pinfall on her and I congratulate you two on defeating us for the Championship. Of course we wanted to hold the Mixed Tag Team Championship longer than a week but stuff happens and we accept that. There will be more Championships coming our way but I’m not going to focus on what may or may not come our way down the line. I’m here to focus on humiliating you when I rip your Jester outfit off for the win. I assure you that you have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide from the beat down I’m going to give you.

Barnhart smiles into the camera before continuing with his comments.

TWO WAYS OF LOOKING AT AUSTIN JAMES MERCER

Bill:  I’d like to run a short video showing two ways of looking at things and both of the way of looking at things portray you very well on how people should be looking at you.

The video begins to pay and we see three men walking down the street. The three stop when they see something on the sidewalk that, to us anyway, appears to be a pile of dog shit. Instead of simply walking around the dog shit they stop and start discussing with each other what this item could be, and the ways they can determine what the item is, then we see and hear the following.

First Man:  *squats down and picks up the dog shit with his hand* Well this thing sure feels like shit. *the man replaces the dog shit on the sidewalk then he stands up next to the other two men*

Second Man:  *squats down and places his face near the dog shit and takes a deep breath through his nose* Well it certainly smell like shit. *the second man stands up and joins the other two men*

Third Man:  *squats down and picks up the dog shit, brings his hand to his mouth, and places the dog shit into his mouth. He gags and nearly pukes when he tastes the foul taste of the dog shit* Well this thing really does taste like dog shit. So since it feels like shit, smells like shit, and tastes like shit, it damn sure must be shit. Sure glad we didn’t step in it. *he then stands up and joins the other two men*

The three men take off down the sidewalk satisfied they solved the mystery of what the item was on the sidewalk and even more proud of themselves for not accidentally stepping in the dog shit.

The video ends and we return to a shot of Bill Barnhart.

WHAT IS THE BOTTOM LINE?

Bill:  Austin I told you I’d show you a video and explain the references pertaining to you. The first reference is that you’re as worthless as a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk. The second reference is that you’re like those three men. Any intelligent person would have immediately recognized the item on the sidewalk as a pile of dog shit and they would have simply walked around it. But, no, the three idiots in the video had to touch it, smell it, and taste it, to confirm that it was, in fact, dog shit, and only after they defiled themselves did they decide to walk around the dog shit and continue on their way. That’s a perfect depiction of you Austin. You’re about as useless and disgusting as a pile of dog shit. You’re also a non-logical person who cannot think things through intelligently so you have to defile yourself first, like the three men in the video did, before you’re able to understand what is going on.

Bill decides to open another can of Classic Coke and he again downs the entire thing.

Bill:  Buuuuurrrrrppppp!!!!!  Oh, yeah, that felt good and defeating you Austin will feel even better! So, Austin, what’s the bottom line concerning our match? The simple definition is that I win and you lose but I want to take it further than that. When I quickly, and soundly, defeat you, half your fans will defect from you and come over to support me. When I quickly, and soundly defeat you, Management will send you back to the bottom of the Roster for you to work hard and earn your way back into contention for Championships. And don’t even try to state that you earned a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship because you didn’t earn a damn thing! That shot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship was handed to you by the Queen For The Day and both you and Tempest did nothing but complain about being handed that Title shot. In our Royal Court Jester match you can’t rely on Tempest to drag Bea to the outside of the ring, in violation of the rules, and attack her to beat her down for the win over me. No, Austin, there’s none of that crap in our match. It’s just you and me and I’ll absolutely, positively, overwhelmingly, without a doubt, defeat you so soundly that you may even leave the the sport of wrestling and go into retirement to avoid further humiliation. Thanks to those who tuned in to listen to my comments.

When the camera person hears Bill’s closing line he calls into the Network to inform them that his job airing Bill’s comments is finished. The Network cuts the feed and our screen goes dark for a short time before the Network puts up some commercials.


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Climax Control Archives / OUR OPPONENTS DIDN'T EARN THEIR TITLE SHOT
« on: June 03, 2021, 09:04:53 AM »
AUSTIN JAMES MERCER AND TEMPEST DID NOT EARN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Narrator:  Isn’t it pathetic that two wrestlers who didn’t do a damn thing to earn a shot at the Mixed Tax Team Championship, held by Bill and Bea  Barnhart, get a shot handed to them by Alicia Lucas who won her Queen For The Day match at Into The Void X? I could say a hell of a lot more but it is much more fun to have Bill Barnhart lay it out for you.

BILL AND BEA VISIT A STAND-UP COMEDY CLUB TO WATCH THEIR FRIEND PERFORM

The scene shifts to the Laugh Factory in Las Vegas. The venue is packed with people excited to watch people perform their stand-up comedy routines since tonight is Amateur Night which means no professional comedians are allowed to perform. We get a shot of Bill and Bea who have front-row seats as they here to watch their friend, Andrew, from Lawrenceville, Georgia, perform his stand-up comedy routine. The Emcee walks to the mic to introduce the first performer.

Emcee:  Thank you for coming to the Laugh Factory for our Amateur Night where only amateur comedians are allowed to perform. After all performers have presented their routines you in the audience will determine the winner by your applause and cheering. Our first performer comes all the way from Lawrenceville, Georgia, please give a warm welcome to Andrew Eide!

The Emcee walks off the stage while Andrew Eide comes out from behind the side curtain and walks to the mic.

Andrew:  Before I launch into my stand-up comedy routine I wish to acknowledge two persons in the audience. They are my neighbors in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and I came to Las Vegas to watch them defend their Mixed Tag Team Championship against the pathetic team of Austin James Mercer and Tempest. . .

* audience interrupts Andrew with overwhelming loud laughter *

Andrew:  Oh my! I can’t believe the outstanding laughter I got from the audience just from mentioning the names of the opponents for Bill and Bea in their match. I hope I can get half that amount of laughter from the audience with my comedy routine. Before I start my act I present to you Bill and Bea Barnhart! Please stand up and take bow.

Bill and Bea stand up and acknowledge the audience then they return to their seats and Andrew launches into his stand-up comedy routine.

Andrew:  Hi! My name is Andrew. Up until I was 10 years old I thought my name was DUMAS. You see, my Dad would call me:  HEY, DUMB ASS! COME HERE!!! I just thought he was pronouncing my name wrong!

* laughter from audience *

Andrew:  So my name is Andrew and my last name is Eide which is spelled E-I-D-E but it is pronounced like IDE. Most people see the spelling on my last name and they pronounce it as EDIE or EDDIE. So someone will call out EDIE. .  EDIE. . .and I start looking around for Steve Lawrence.

* the audience appears confused *

Andrew:  Apparently you being such a young audience you don’t remember the husband and wife singing duo of Steve Lawrence and Edie Gorme. Oh well…now I’d like to talk about my friend’s mother and father. For instance my friend’s mother is so fat.

* audience replies with HOW FAT IS SHE? *

Andrew:  My friend’s mother is so fat one day she wore a white dress and fifty cars parked in front of her because they thought they were at a drive-in movie!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  On another day my friend’s mother wore a green dress with white stripes on it and people thought she was a football field!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  Okay…Okay! I see the looks from the women in the audience. I don’t want you to think I’m disrespecting women so let me talk about my friend’s father. You see my friend’s father is so old.

* audience replies with HOW OLD IS HE? *

Andrew:  My friend’s father is so old when Archeologist found the Hieroglyphs they found his picture painted on the walls!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  He is so old that Methuselah calls him Pops!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  You know in the Bible where it says GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT…AND THERE WAS LIGHT? The next thing heard was my friend’s father yelling out: HEY! TURN OUT THAT LIGHT! I’M SLEEPING HERE! Now that’s old!

* loud laughter from audience *

Andrew:  I want to return to my friend’s mother since I forgot to tell you that she is also ugly.

* audience replies with HOW UGLY IS SHE?

Andrew:  My friend’s mother is so ugly that they use her as a model for Gargoyles!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  She is so ugly that the Phantom of the Opera walked up to her, took off his mask, and handed it to her saying HERE, TAKE MY MASK, YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I DO!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  My friend’s mother is so ugly that when the Elephant Man saw her he screamed in horror!

* louder laughter from the audience *

Andrew:  She came over my house once and scared the fur off my cat!!!

* loud laughter from the audience *

Andrew:  Let me change the subject to language okay? My friend tried to teach me a little bit of Spanish the other day. I have to be honest with you that I have enough trouble with English but I listened to my friend anyway. For example my friend told me that AQUI means HERE. AQUI means HERE. Hmmm…I thought A KEY was something you put into a door to unlock the lock!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  Then my friend told me that QUE means WHAT in Spanish. QUE means WHAT. I thought K was the eleventh letter of the alphabet.

* Andrew waits to see see if audience counts the letters of the alphabet to the letter K on their fingers *

Andrew:  I see you counting the letters on your fingers. A – B – C – D – E – F – G – H – I – J – K and then looking at each other and saying GEE, K IS THE ELEVENTH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET! I told you so! I wouldn’t lie to you!

* loud laughter from the audience *

Andrew:  Finally my friend told me the most confusing word of all. They said PORQUE means BECAUSE. PORQUE means BECAUSE? Oh come on now! EVERYONE knows that PORKY is a cartoon pig!!!

* very loud laughter from the audience *

At the last great response by the audience Andrew closes his stand-up comedy routine.

Andrew:  Thank you! Thank you very much! Remember my name is DUMAS. . .I mean Andrew. . .and you’ve been a fantastic audience! Thank you!!!

The Emcee walks up on the stage and Andrew hands the mic to him then exits into the backstage area. Our attention is turned to Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Bill:  That was a great stand-up comedy routine from Andrew. Too bad we can’t stay for the entire Amateur Night Competition as we have to get to the studio to finish airing our comments for our match at Climax Control 301.

Bea:  Even if Andrew doesn’t win the Amateur Night Competition I’m sure he’ll come out in the top three.

Bea and Bill stand up from their table and leave the Laugh Factory. The scene ends when they exit the venue.

A SHORT TIME LATER IN THE BROADCAST STUDIO

The scene returns and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in the temporary broadcast studio which has been set up in Earl Wilson Stadium. Both are casually dressed in matching blue jeans and pink pullover shirts. The two are sitting at a large wooden desk like you would see two news anchors doing when they deliver the news.

AFTER A BREAK FOR LAUGHTER IT IS TIME TO GET SERIOUS

Bill:  I’ll start our comments for this presentation. Austin James Mercer eh? The man who proclaims he’s the best in the world and yet you’ve had your ass handed to you so often it has become the normal expectation in your matches. Get upset at my comments if you want as I honestly don’t give a damn what you think or how you feel. Although we’ve had only one match against each other, and that was at Into The Void IX on June 7, 2020, and you got the win, that win by you was a fluke. In our upcoming Mixed Tag Team Championship match I’ll humiliate you to the world when I defeat you and prove your previous win was a joke and shouldn’t have happened. Austin do you want to prove to the world that you are not a one-hit wonder in your previous win? If so then bring it on and prove it to the world by defeating me in our upcoming match. I dare you to try. . .but I damn sure will enjoy watching you lose to me.

THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE

Bill:  Hey, Austin, do you remember the story of The Tortoise and the Hare? The Tortoise who was slow and steady ended up winning the race while the Hare was over-confident and foolish. That’s how it is in the sport of wrestling. But before I go into that let me tell you about my best friend in High School at Skyline High School in Oakland, California. His name was Grant Mori, and he was Japanese, and he had endurance beyond what everyone else had. When we ran the one mile race on the school track Grant would go slow and steady while everyone else went quickly to start. They all quickly got tired and had to slow down while Grant kept up his pace. He rarely failed to come in first in his races. In fact in one of the one mile events one of Grant’s shoes came untied so he stopped on the track to tie his shoe. It took grant more than thirty seconds to tie his shoe but he got it tied, stood up, and still ended up winning the race. That’s how me and Bea work. Determined but slow and steady. You make less mistakes when you take your time to do things properly. And, Austin and Tempest, did you see how anxious and foolish Kate and Teddy were to the point where they did high risk moves only to have Bea lay Kate out for the win? If you two want to make high risk maneuvers which have a low percentage for success, then please feel free to do so but I ask you to talk with Teddy and Kate first before you make that decision otherwise you’ll have nobody to blame but yourselves.

ONE LAST COMPARISON

Bill:  I’ve never thought about myself in my wrestling career in a certain way until Bea came to me and mentioned how she sees me. I will let her explain it to you and then allow her to present her parody.

Bea:  Since the day I met Bill I’ve looked to him like Lois Lane looked up to Superman. Let me read to you the original opening dialogue of the Superman television program.

Bea picks up a sheet of paper and begins reading the original opening dialogue to the Superman television program.

Bea:  Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Look! Up in the sky!
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Superman!
Yes, it’s Superman. Strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superman who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare hands, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice and the American Way.

Bea looks up from the paper that she just read from presenting the original opening dialogue to the Superman television program.

Bea:  Now I will present the modified version I made to represent Bill as compared to Superman.

Bea picks up the second sheet of paper and begins reading her modified version of the original opening dialogue to the Superman television program.

Bea:  Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall obstacles in a single bound.
Look! Up in the wrestling ring!
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Super Bill!
Yes, it’s Super Bill originally from Oakland, California, and now lives in Lawrenceville, Georgia, who came to Sin City Wrestling with powers and abilities far beyond those of normal wrestlers. Super Bill who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare hands, and who fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice and the American Way.

>Bea puts the second sheet of paper down on the top of the desk then she stares into the camera.

Bea:  That’s how I see Bill. That’s how the majority of fans see Bill. After our decisive win over Austin James Mercer and Tempest at Climax Control 301 all the fans will see Bill as their Superman as I do.

Bill:  Thanks for the kind words and presenting me in a unique way to the fans and other wrestlers. I see you as my Lois Lane to you seeing me as your Superman. We make a hell of a great wrestling combination and that will be proven beyond a doubt this Sunday. Thanks to the viewers for joining us today. Tune in on Sunday, June 6, 2021, for Climax Control 301, where we destroy the dreams and careers of two pathetic opponents.

Bill and Bea do a HIGH FIVE then they both look toward the camera person and give the CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes black. It takes the Network about 10 seconds to get regularly scheduled programming back on the screen.


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Climax Control Archives / QUEEN ON THIS BITCH
« on: June 03, 2021, 08:56:21 AM »
QUEEN ON THIS BITCH!

Narrator:  I had a talk with Bea before I came on the air to give opening comments to lead into her comments concerning her match at Climax Control 301. Oh. . .my. . .gawd. . .Bea is to fired up that Satan came up from Hell, checked the temperature around Bea, and declared that the heat she is putting off makes Hell look like it is frozen over. With that I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

The scene switches and we see Bea Barnhart in their hotel room which is located close to Earl Wilson Stadium. Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans and a black and white pullover shirt. She walks over to be in front of the camera then she sits down on a chair to present her comments.

NOT CONFIDENT OF HER ABILITIES ALICIA SENDS UNDERSTUDIES TO FACE OFF AGAINST US

Bea:  Well. . .well. . .well…what do we have here? We have Alicia Lucas, the Queen For The Day, deciding to take on the current Bombshell Champion, which she will lose against Amber Ryan, but she decided to send two losers against myself and Bill for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. You’re probably asking yourself why I call the team of Austin James Mercer and Tempest LOSERS when at least Austin has held the World Championship and Internet Championship and that is a good question. Although Mercer has managed to win a Championship here and there the fact remains that he’s a loser as he has proven numerous times. Winning a Championship and managing to hold onto it for an extended period of time are different things. As for Tempest she was simply tossed into this match by Alicia Lucas because Alicia is tied up with her demand as Queen For The Day to face Amber Ryan and lose. But enough about dissing Alicia since our match is not against her but against Austin James Mercer and Tempest.

SURPRISE

Bea’s husband, Bill, walks into the room followed by their English Bulldog Iris. Bill is holding in his hands a Red Velvet Cake, which is Bea’s favorite, and she is surprised as she didn’t know Bill got into the kitchen and prepared the cake for her without her seeing him doing it.

Bea:  Wow Bill! What a great surprise! Thank you! But I also have a surprise for you as I also managed to sneak into the kitchen and I prepared a Key Lime Pie for you.

Bea runs into the kitchen and comes out with the Key Lime Pie for Bill. Bill and Bea hand their cake and pie to the other with Iris drooling hoping she’ll get some of both.

Bill:  You continue with your presentation for our match. I’ll go into the kitchen with Iris and the two of us will devour this wonderful Key Lime Pie you made for us.

Bea returns to her chair and she places the Red Velvet Cake on the small table next to her.

YOU TWO GOT SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T DESERVE

Bea:  I won’t bore you by eating the Red Velvet Cake that Bill made while on camera while I’m presenting comments for our upcoming defense of the Mixed Tag Team Championship. For now I’ll continue to inform and instruct Tempest and Austin on just how unlucky they were that Alicia Lucas totally screwed you two by giving you a shot at OUR Mixed Tag Team Championship. You would never have received a shot at us if it wasn’t for Alicia abusing her privilege serving as Queen For The Day. But that’s okay. Really it is. We win. . .you two lose…can’t get any simpler to understand than that. Then again I cannot expect you two to understand common sense and truth.

When Bea breaks in her talking and she can hear Bill and Iris in the kitchen devouring the Key Lime Pie she made for them. Bea cannot help but have a huge smile come on her face knowing Bill and Iris enjoy her dessert.

Bea:  There is something I find interesting. I have yet to face off against Alicia Lucas in the ring but apparently she didn’t feel like challenging for the Mixed Tag Team Championship against an unknown opponent in me. Yeah, I know, the common excuse will be that she wants another chance at the Bombshell Championship, but if you really thought your stuff was great why didn’t you team with Austin and take me and Bill on? If you ask me that screams volumes about you and how not-so-well you truly believe in yourself. As for you, Tempest, I also have no history in the ring against you. After our match at Climax Control 301 I will have the history of being 1-0 over you.

Bea is amused when Bill and Iris walk out of the kitchen and head for the bedroom.

Bea:  Are you two headed to take a nap after devouring the entire Key Lime Pie?

Bill:  Yep! Sorry to say that I only got one-fourth of the pie since Iris is a pig and ate three-fourths of it before I could reach over and snag what was left. Continue with your comments. I hope our snoring won’t disturb you.

Bill and Iris walk into the bedroom and Bill closes the door to ensure when he and Iris fall asleep their snoring will not bother Bea.

Bea:  * glancing over at the table next to her at the Red Velvet Cake *  I understand why Bill and Iris downed the entire Key Lime Pie I made for them. This Red Velvet Cake Bill made is calling my name and begging me to eat it so when I’m done with my presentation you can be sure I’ll dive into the cake. Before I continue on comments concerning our upcoming match, and our two pathetic, and undeserving of a shot at a Championship, opponents Austin and Tempest, I’d like to get a few other things presented.

Bea hears snoring from the bedroom where Bill and Iris went to take a nap. Even with the door closed the snoring is loud.

COMMENTS ABOUT BILL THAT I DETEST

Bea:  I wish to talk about something that has been bothering me for a long time. That item is that many of the wrestlers on the Roster call Bill old and washed up and others call him a racist because he doesn’t believe in some things that others believe in. So let me start with the old and washed up comments concerning Bill. Since most of you are idiots and don’t do your research Bill is only thirty seven years of age, which is not old in the wrestling profession, and he’s been wrestling since he was eighteen. He is also six feet four inches and 240 pounds and you want to also call him overweight? While you don’t want to support Bill because you think he is too old to continue wrestling you go out to wrestling events, put on by other wrestling federations, where the average age of their wrestlers is pushing fifty years of age. You also support and root for obese wrestlers who make Bill look skinny but you want to condemn Bill for his weight. Stop being hypocrites. Either be consistent and tell the truth or get the hell out of our faces!

Bea rolls her eyes at the stupidity most people display.

Bea:  Now let me turn my attention to the dumb ass comments people make that Bill is racist just because he doesn’t believe all the things everyone else believes. First let me state if Bill was a racist he wouldn’t be married to me, an Asian from the Philippines, right? So your first item is debunked. Second Bill has in his family people who are White, Black, Asian, Hispanic, or a combination of two or more of those mentioned and Bill treats all his family members with equal respect and dignity so your second item is debunked. Third you need to know that there is there is only one person on the planet Bill detests and discriminates against and that is his half-brother Chris Shipman. That’s because it was Chris Shipman who killed their sister. After Chris got convicted of her death he has been trying to kill Bill. After nearly ten years Bill is still alive and well and Chris Shipman hasn’t been heard from again. Please take your ignorant comments, your biased opinions, and your hatred for Bill, to the city dump because the only place your comments belong is in the trash heaps in the dump.

With those comments out of the way Bea returns to comments related to their upcoming match at Climax Control 301.

BOTTOM LINE IS WE WIN AND YOU TWO LOSE

Bea:  When it comes to wrestling both myself and Bill always give 100 percent in every match. We never hold back and we never give less than 100 percent. Maybe we haven’t won as many matches, and Championships, as some of you have but when we were assigned to matches, we gave the fans a great show and often more of a performance than they expected and most assuredly a better performance than most of the rest of you on the Roster provide. With this first defense of our Mixed Tag Team Championship we will, again, go all out, give 100 percent, and leave the match as the winners and with the Mixed Tag Team Championship in our possession. Try to debunk that all you want but the fact remains that we are the Mixed Tag Team Champions, you two are not, and you’ll not be Mixed Tag Team Champions after we defeat you. Have a nice time leading up to our match because there will be no more nice times for you two after we destroy your wrestling careers.

Bea gives the CUT sign to the camera person and they call into the Network to inform them they are cutting their camera feed. When they cut their camera feed the Network is quick to return to regularly scheduled programming.


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Climax Control Archives / ANYTHING GOES
« on: May 06, 2021, 09:53:44 AM »
ANYTHING GOES. . .AND EVERYTHING WILL. . .

Narrator:  Oh. . .my. . .gawd!!! Several events ago there was an incident  backstage which caused Samantha Marlowe to lose her grip on her coffee cup and it tipped backward and splashed in her fact. Since Bea Barnhart was upset over her loss in her match she didn’t want to interact with anyone so when Sam approached her she automatically tried to brush past her. In the process of trying to brush by her she bumped into Sam and caused Marlowe to lose her grip on her coffee and, well, we all know what happened after that. After several weeks of Sam Marlowe falsely accusing Bea Barnhart of deliberately throwing coffee in her face the two are set to face off in an ANYTHING GOES match at Climax Control 300. I feel sorry for Sam, as she’s gonna get beat down and her ass kicked extremely hard, but she caused this match to happen by lying about Bea.

SHOPPING FOR ITEMS FOR AN ANYTHING GOES MATCH

The camera person catches up with Bea Barnhart who is out shopping in Las Vegas. As she walks down the street she comes across two stores that are side-by-side with one being a curio shop and the other being a hardware store. The camera person follows Bea into the curio shop. Bea roams around the curio shop picking up several unique items to check them over. While Bea checks items out she makes sure the camera person cannot get a shot of the items she is looking at.

Bea:  Oh for sure I have to have this item for my ANYTHING GOES match with Sam! Perfect!!!

Bea places the item into her basket making sure she prevents the camera person from getting a shot of what she placed into her basket. Bea looks over the shelving and she finds an item that catches her eye. She picks it up and looks it over. We cannot tell what it is but it appears to be about the size of an orange.

Bea:  Aha! Another perfect item for my ANYTHING GOES match! This will cause a lot of damage when used. Love it!!!

Bea continues looking for a third item but of the items she is looking over she is not yet finding what she would like to have for her ANYTHING GOES match. After looking over numerous items she finally finds something that catches her attention. We cannot see the item in the camera view and since Bea is holding it close to her body we are uninformed what it could be. Bea places the item into her basket then she proceeds to the checkout counter. She glances over to the camera person who is desperately trying to focus their camera to see what Bea has in her basket.

Bea:  Nice try to see what I have in my basket but NOBODY is going to know what I have that I’ll use in my match with Sam Marlowe except for me and Bill. I will give you a hint since this is a curio shop. The official definition, provided by the Mirriam-Webster Dictionary, of the word CURIO is that it is something considered novel, rare, or bizarre. Oh, Sam, you have no idea what you got yourself into when you lied to everyone about what happened with the coffee backstage. You have no idea that lying about me to try to boost your image would get you into something you’ll not be able to get yourself out of. The items I have in my basket are novel, rare, and bizarre and I’ll bring them the ring to abuse you with them. Oh? What’s that? You claim I can’t bring items to our match? Seriously? Gee, Sam, maybe you don’t understand the match rules we have which is ANYTHING GOES. Anything goes doesn’t mean that only one or two things are allowed. Anything goes means EVERYTHING is legal in our match. When will you find out what I purchased at this curio shop to use on you in our match? When the bell rings to officially start out match that’s when. Remember, Sam, that I didn’t cause this match to happen. .you did with your lies and false accusations concerning the backstage incident involving the coffee. I told the truth about the coffee incident backstage and you lied about the incident. Liars are worthless and I’ll make you feel so worthless after I destroy you that you’ll be so damn humiliated that you’ll wear a brown paper bag over your head in public so people will not know who you are and tease you about your loss to me!

Bea pays for her curio shop purchases making sure the owner of the shop doesn’t reveal the items she purchased to the camera person. Bea walks out of the curio shop with the viewers disappointed they couldn’t catch a glimpse of the items. Bea goes to the hardware store next door and walks in and starts browsing. As she did at the curio shop Bea ensures the items she is reviewing, and those she places into her basket to purchase, are not seen by the camera. Bea is looking for very special items to use in her match against Sam Marlowe. Bea comments as she picks up items and inspects them and if satisfied they are worthy for use in an ANYTHING GOES match she places it into her basket and if not she returns them to the shelf. Bea takes an item off the shelf and she examines it.

Bea:  Oooo! I like this item! Small but sharp! CUTTING edge!

Bea places the item into her basket making sure the camera cannot get a shot of it then she continues browsing. Bea quickly finds another item which she picks up and examines.

Bea:  Wow! This is another fantastic item for use in my match with Sam! When Sam sees me pull this item out she’ll shit in her wrestling outfit! Oh, my, wouldn’t that be humiliating for her? Damn right it will!

Bea places the second item into her basket again ensuring the camera cannot catch a shot of the item. She browses around to find one more item.

Bea:  I need one more special item to bring to my ANYTHING GOES match with Sam Marlowe. There has to be something in the hardware store that would be shocking and amusing at the same time.

Bea spots something but she’s not sure what it is until she walks up to the shelf, picks up the item, and looks it over. When she realizes what the item is she looks into the camera.

Bea:  This is the perfect item to bring into an ANYTHING GOES match! It is small. It is compact. It is unique. It is shocking. And for damn sure it will be amusing when I use it on Sam!

Bea places the final item into her basket, again ensuring the item cannot be seen by the camera, then she goes to the checkout counter where she pays for her items and walks out of the store with her purchases from the hardware store and curio shop. The smile on Bea’s face is priceless. Bea hails a taxi to return to her hotel room.

DISCUSSING THINGS

Bea has returned to the hotel room she and Bill are staying at which is near the Gold Coast Casino. The camera person is set up and we listen to their conversation.

Bea:  Bill how can you not be upset that you lost your Roulette Championship match against Alex Jones at Climax Control 299? You clearly beat him down more than he did to you.

Bill:  The rules of that Roulette Championship match was the match takes place in a boiler room and the first wrestler to exit the boiler room is declared the winner. When I speared Alex and drove him backward we both slammed into the door of the boiler room. The door flew open and we both tumbled out of the boiler room. Referee Drew Patton made the correct call on the match. Although I clearly beat down Alex more than he did to me his back hit the door and he fell backward to the floor. When both of us flew through the opening he was the first wrestler to exit the boiler room. I can’t be upset at the Referee for rightly officiating the match and I can’t fault Alex Jones as he gave me a great match. The only thing I have to say is that he is at a disadvantage against Caleb Storms and Miles Kasey at Into The Void X. Both of them are rested and healed and Alex Jones is going into that match defending the Roulette Championship as a broken man. I place my bet on Caleb Storms to win the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  A bold prediction Bill.

Bill:  I’m a bold person Bea. I’ve had enough to say and I don’t want to take up more of your air time since this air time is your time to talk about your match with Sam Marlowe.

Bill exits the room and Bea continues to address her upcoming match.

Bea:  Did you pay attention to what Bill said? He congratulated Alex Jones on the win and he thanked the Referee for calling the match properly. Although me and Bill haven’t yet won Championships, and we haven’t won as many matches as we hoped we would, we’re happy, contented, and we continue to give one hundred percent in every match. Compare that to most of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, including Sam Marlowe, who win more matches than the two of us do, and some have won Championships, yet they still whine, bitch, moan, complain, and throw tantrums when they don’t get their way. Listen up so you might have a slight chance of understanding. We’re employed by Sin City Wrestling to wrestle in the matches assigned to us. We’re not here to complain how Management runs our wrestling Federation. We’re not here to complain about what matches we’re assigned to. They pay us to perform to the best of our abilities in the wrestling matches they assign us to and that’s what me and Bill do. I’m not like other wrestlers, including Sam, who complain about every damn thing. Just because Sam is a klutz and lost her grip on her coffee and she sloshed it into her own face she has no right to try to accuse me of deliberately throwing coffee in her face. False accusations by opponents causes my opponents to get a truly severe beat down. If you’ll please excuse me I need to get to a MEET AND GREET event with my fans.

The camera person places their camera into a fade out and when the scene totally fades out the Network cuts to a commercial break.

After the commercial break the scene opens with Bea at her MEET AND GREET with her fans.

MEET AND GREET

A shot of Bea Barnhart at her MEET AND GREET event comes on our screen. We see dozens of fans waiting to greet Bea, obtain her autograph, shake her hand, and ask questions. Bea is smiling large as she greets her adoring fans.

Fan One:  I would like to ask why you chose the song HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT by Pat Benatar as your entrance and theme music.

Bea:  Bill used this music while serving in another wrestling federation and I also like the song. He told me he would love to have a match with the rules that each wrestler can hit the other wrestler with any wrestling move or hold and they have to take the shot. Then the wrestler who got the first shot has to stand there and take the shot from the other wrestler. They would go back and forth until one of them could no longer continue in the match. Bill said the match would be called HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT and it would go as I just mentioned. If any wrestler delivered a shot then another and another without allowing the back and forth according to the match rules they would be disqualified for violating the rules of the match. Bill stated if they would give him a match like that he would easily win as his shots are better than his opponents and he can take the hits and rebound better than other wrestles. I feel the same way as Bill does. I feel if I could be assigned to a HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT match I would easily win as it is damn hard to put me out of action as Sam Marlowe will find out in our upcoming ANYTHING GOES MATCH. Sorry for the long response but I wanted to clearly answer your question.

Fan One:  Thanks for the response. May I also have you autograph this photo please?

Bea:  Of course!

Bea signs the photo and hands it back to the fan who is extremely thankful for the opportunity to meet Bea Barnhart, ask her a question, and have her autograph a photo.

Fan Two:  You claimed numerous times that you did not deliberately toss Sam Marlowe’s coffee into her face. You stated you were upset at losing your multi-wrestler match by being the wrestler who was pinned and you simply didn’t want to talk with anyone as you headed back to your dressing room. Can you  honestly state that you did not know that the person who approached you and tried to talk with you was Sam Marlowe? And can you honestly state that you didn’t know she was carrying a cup of hot coffee when you brushed her aside?

Bea:  I wish there was a Polygraph machine here they could hook me up to as I’m telling the truth and the Polygraph machine would prove that. When you review the backstage incident you notice the only person with me was my husband Bill. I tell you the truth that when he approached me after my loss in the match I didn’t even want to talk to him as I was so upset over my loss so you know damn well I didn’t want to talk with anyone else. Watch the replay of the backstage incident and you’ll notice that I wasn’t talking to Bill. He was simply walking backstage with me as we went toward to the dressing room because he knows there are a lot of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who want to attack me backstage. It wouldn’t have mattered who walked up to me that evening as I honestly didn’t want to talk to anyone, including my husband, due to my loss. When Sam approached me I didn’t even know it was her. It could have been a violent wrestler trying to attack me or a rogue fan who snuck backstage. I simply saw movement that was not from Bill and I tried to quickly brush past the movement. I guess when I bumped into Sam her hand flipped toward her and she spilled hot coffee into her own face. I tell the truth and if you watch the replay of the backstage incident concerning her coffee you’ll see I’m telling the truth. I have time for one more question then I’ll shake hands and autograph items for you before I have to leave.

Fan Three:  Due to your upcoming match being an ANYTHING GOES match do you expect Sam Marlowe to hire friends to run in on the match to attack you? I mean anything goes means anything goes right?

Bea:  I’m not new to having jealous and incompetent opponents attack me backstage or hiring interference in a match to try to gain an advantage. If anyone shows up to my match with Sam and tries to interfere I have Bill, Senor Vinnie, and numerous other loyal friends, who will immediately step between those attackers and me. If they need to they’ll release Iris on them as Iris is very protective of me and Bill. The coffee incident was not a deliberate thing by me but Sam wanted to make it a deliberate thing. So I look at it like this. Me beating the crap out of Sam, and hurting her so she will suffer pain for weeks, isn’t something I deliberately decided to do. I wanted a standard rules match but she wanted a violent grudge match so she got her wish and now we are assigned to an ANYTHING GOES Grudge Match.

Bea motions to the camera person to get an extreme close-up of her and they do so.

Bea:  Well, Sam, as I’ve mentioned many times, my opponents should be careful what they wish for as they might just get it. You wished for this type of match and you got what you wished for. You simply failed to place into the equation that I’m going to beat you down so hard, so badly, and so violently, that you’ll prefer to run off into retirement than to face anyone again in the wrestling ring. To bring the concept of how severely I’ll beat you down let me put it in the following terms. Sam you would rather suffer through a Category 5 hurricane, with winds of up to 157 miles per hour, than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. You would rather suffer through an EF5 tornado, with winds of 116 to 200 miles per hour, than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. And, Sam, trust me that you would rather suffer through a magnitude 8.0 or higher earthquake than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. You can contact Management and tell them you want to quit and back out of our match and walk away from this match and save yourself getting seriously hurt or you can come to the match and get seriously hurt at my hands. Your decision.

Bea thanks the camera person for the close-up and then they back off to return to a regular shot. Bea turns to her fans at the MEET AND GREET event.

Bea:  Thanks for coming to my MEET AND GREET event. Although I’m done taking and answering questions I’ll remain for a time to talk with you, sign autographs, and have photos taken with you after the camera is off.

The camera person cuts the audio of the broadcast and then they set their camera to a slow fade to black. Over a one minute time the scene slowly fades out until our computer screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / ALEX JONES...AGAIN
« on: April 29, 2021, 03:08:26 PM »
ALEX JONES. . .AGAIN

Narrator:  Most of you know. . .some of you are about to know. . .and the rest of you are morons so you will never know. . .that Bill Barnhart is one of the most accomplished wrestlers in the sport of wrestling that he has been referred by the term BAD TO THE BONE for a long time. Without further delay I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his Roulette Championship match against Alex Jones at Climax Control 299.

When the scene changes we see Bill Barnhart standing near a wrestling ring. We are not sure where the ring is located but we hope Bill will inform us where he is broadcasting from. But if he doesn’t reveal the location that’s okay. Bill has not yet been informed that they are broadcasting so without an introduction or comments Bill launches into song from a well-known musical.

Bill:

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye
And it looks like it's climbing clear up to the sky

Oh, what a beautiful mornin'
Oh, what a beautiful day
I've got a beautiful feeling
Everything's going my way

The camera person interrupts Barnhart’s performance to inform him that he forgot to tell Bill that they were already broadcasting. He lets them know his singing the opening of OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING from the musical OKLAHOMA was broadcast to everyone watching.

Bill:  That’s okay. I’ve nothing to hide. When you think about it getting this Roulette Championship match against Alex Jones is a fun gift given to me. When I was presented with the Climax Control 299 card and saw that I was facing Alex Jones for the Roulette Championship all I could do was bust out with the song OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING from the musical OKLAHOMA.  At that time I was thinking yes it is a beautiful morning. . .yes it is a beautiful day. . .and yes I’ve got a beautiful feeling that everything’s going my way. Being handed a special match like this just weeks before Into The Void X is not only fun for me it will prove that Alex Jones is a chump champ when I defeat him.

After Bill’s comments the cameraman gets a shot of the announcing table at ringside. We notice sitting on top of the announcing table there is a Karaoke machine. It appears we are about to be blessed with a performance by Bill. When Bill is told by the camera person they are live broadcasting Bill launches into his comments.

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today. I’m at an event location that hosts sporting events which is the reason you see a wrestling ring and announcing table. No it is not at the Saxon Hotel where Climax Control 299 will be held. I often keep these locations unknown as there are a lot of jerks, both wrestlers and fans, who act violently and attempt to attack wrestlers they don’t like. I figure since damn near everyone is upset that Bea told the truth about the backstage coffee incident with Sam Marlowe that these mentally ill wrestlers and fans might want to attack me to get on Bea’s nerves. So for now don’t concern yourself on where I’m broadcasting from. Just pay attention to my comments.

BAD TO THE BONE

Bill walks over to the announcing table and points to the Karaoke machine.

Bill:  This is a Karaoke machine. Most of you know what it is, and I don’t need to explain what it is to those of you who know what it is, but I have to be very specific for the benefit of those watching who have low IQ numbers and have a hard time comprehending simple concepts.

Barnhart bursts out in loud laughter then he regains his composure to continue his comments.

Bill:  I’m going to perform a song that all of you, except the most ignorant of you, know very well. I feel it is the perfect song for me to present just how BAD ASS I am. It is BAD TO THE BONE by George Thorogood. Ready. . .set. . .go!

Bill presses the play button and we hear a familiar song introduction and we watch as Bill launches into his presentation of the song.

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered around
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
And she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone

Bill is finished with his Karaoke performance of BAD TO THE BONE. He takes a bow then turns the Karaoke machine off.

Bill:  Yes, Alex, I’m BAD TO THE BONE! Yes, Alex, I’m gonna whup your ass and earn the Roulette Championship from you. Yes, Alex, I’ll defeat you so soundly that you’ll cry for days. Do you think I give a shit if you lose the Roulette Championships to me and you get knocked out of the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X then you cry yourself to sleep for weeks over your loss? No, Alex, I don’t give a damn about you. . .I don’t care how you feel. . .I don’t care if your feelings get hurt. . .and I don’t care if you get physically hurt during our match. Why? Because I’m not here to make you feel good. I’m here to destroy you and become the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. And, Alex, if you think that any of the stipulations the Roulette Wheel can land on to determine the details of our match will benefit you in the match then you’re extremely deceived.. The Roulette wheel can land on a slot with the stipulation that BILL BARNHART MUST HAVE HIS HANDS AND FEET TIED WITH ROPES AND HE HAS TO WEAR A BLINDFOLD AND A STRAIGHTJACKET in the match but even if that were a possible option on the Roulette wheel I’d still kick your ass! That, Alex, is what BAD TO THE BONE is about!

Bill roars with laughter again.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING?

Bill:  To prove I know what I’m doing, Alex, I’ve  researched and found that you are somewhat accomplished in Sin City Wrestling. I see you held the Heavyweight Championship from August 23, 2020 until September 27, 2020. Maybe you think a title reign of a few days over thirty days is great but I feel a short title reign like that is pathetic. I see you held the Mixed Tag Team Championship with your partner Johanna Krieger from February 26, 2020 until August 2, 2020 when you lost it to Sass N Bash. I will give you credit for this title reign since you managed to keep the Championship for a little over five months but I’m sure it was more due to Johanna’s performance in the ring as your Tag Team partner than it was due to your performance in the ring. Next I saw you and your tag team partner, Devona, managed to get to the finals in the Blast From The Past Tournament but someone else won the Tournament. Runner-Up doesn’t mean you won anything in the Tournament. The term Runner-Up is just a polite term for LOSER. You found out there are no trophies awarded for second place. And, now, you hold the Roulette Championship which you obtained on March 28, 2021. Sorry to be the wrestler who will defeat you and earn the Roulette Championship away from you just five weeks after you obtained it. Sorry to be the wrestler who will knock you out of the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X. However, Alex, I’m not sorry enough to back off on you in our match at Climax Control 299 and let you win. Yes, Alex, you heard me correctly. My words are prophecy that will come true on Sunday, May 2, 2021.

Barnhart presents two thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Do you know what you’re doing Alex? I damn sure know what I’m doing. I know you’re going to get in front of the camera to try to convince everyone that you can defeat me. Hmmm. Shall we investigate that claim? Let me take you back to Climax Control 255 on December 1, 2019. I defeated you by applying my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammer Lock. You cried like a little kid that fell and skinned their knees. You begged me to release my Flying Hammer Lock on you but I refused until the Referee ordered me to release you. So, Alex, do you still believe you can defeat me? You’re 0-1 against me and you’ll go 0-2 on May 2, 2021, AND you’ll be handing the Roulette Championship to me!

Barnhart steps away from the announcing table to walk to the wrestling ring where he climbs the steps, walks along the ring apron, then ducks through the ropes into the ring where he walks over to the ropes and looks into the camera.

FREAKING OUT OVER NOTHING

Bill:  Alex I have a neighbor who, although she’s intelligent, she’s dumb. Let me tell you about an incident that happened two months ago with her. I was taking my English Bulldog Iris for a walk around our neighborhood. We crossed paths with Danielle during our walk. I needed to ask Danielle a question about the type of work she does since she works from home. I was on one side of our street and she was on the other side so it was hard to communicate when we were fifteen to twenty feet apart. I took a step toward her to be sure she could hear me and she nearly jumped out of her skin, backed up, and didn’t want to get close to me even though we were still far apart from each other and it was difficult to hear each other. Neither of us wear a mask when we take walks in our neighborhood as we’re never close to other people during these walks and a mask is supposed to protect you and others when you are close together. This reaction from Danielle surprised me because since she moved here from San Francisco six months ago she has made trips to Mexico, Ecuador, Panama, Bolivia, Peru, and Brazil. If you can make that many trips in a short period of time you can talk to me across the street for two minutes without acting like you’ll contract the Corona virus.

Bill gestures with his arms in the air like WTF then he continues.

Bill:  Although Danielle’s fear reaction was stupid and unjustified, considering her many trips I mentioned, your reaction to our match will be real fear. Alex you need to fear me. Alex you need to worry that I might end your wrestling career. I’ve defeated you in a dominating manner before and I’m going to do it again. No matter what you do, no matter what you say, no matter who you pay to interfere in our match, I’m going to win, I’m going to earn the Roulette Championship, and you’re going to run off into retirement!

BE AWARE WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND YOU

Bill:  I’m trying to help you understand things, Alex, so that when these things happen you’ll not be able to use the excuse that you were caught off-guard or that you were uninformed. Let me relate a recent incident concerning my wife’s friend, Juliet, who is also a Filipina. Juliet is one of those people who claims to know everything but she is dumber than a rock and always gets caught short. Juliet has a daughter who is seven years old and afraid of dogs but Juliet thought it would be nice to purchase a dog for her as a pet. Instead of talking to friends who have dogs with puppies, contacting a store that sells dogs, or contacting the Humane Society to adopt, she went on Facebook to the Marketplace and looked for a dog there. She likes Iris, my English Bulldog, so she searched and found a man in Atlanta who said he has an English Bulldog puppy that he can no longer keep and he wants to re-home the dog to a loving family. He was asking $500 for the dog but he asked that Juliet transfer $200 to him to hold the dog until she can pick the dog up. After Juliet transferred the $200 to this man he told her he lied to her and he never had a dog. He just wanted to scam her. Juliet tried to make a huge deal out of it on Facebook claiming it wasn’t right for that man to scam her. Bea bitched Juliet out asking how she could be so damn stupid to try to obtain a dog that way when there are dozens of pet shops in our area, plus the Humane Society, and of course we have mutual friends who have dogs who end up having puppies. Bea told Juliet that she has no right to call out this scammer and complain out him on Facebook when she could have done a dog purchase the correct way to now allow herself to get scammed.

Bill grins a huge grin.

Bill:  So, Alex, why did I tell you Juliet’s stupid experience and her getting scammed? Because she never listens to anyone. Then when we tell her what would happen and it does happen she gets upset and blames the scammer instead of blaming herself for allowing them to scam her. How does that relate to you Alex? You also don’t listen. You have people telling you that you’ll lose the Roulette Championship to me and that I’ll go on to Into The Void X to defend the Roulette Championship against Caleb Storms and Milo Kasey but you refuse to listen. When you lose to me, like Juliet lost to the scammer, don’t whine, don’t complain, don’t demand stuff,  don’t go on Facebook and Twitter to whine about it, just accept your loss and get the hell out of my sight! When I win the Roulette Championship from you I’ll use one of my favorite four-word phrases:  I TOLD YOU SO!!!

Barnhart exits the ring then walks to the announcing table where he takes a seat. The cameraman gets set up to keep focused on Bill.

THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

Bill:  What we have here Alex is what I call a perfect opportunity. Well a perfect opportunity for me anyway. For you it is a perfect nightmare. We’ve had one match together and I defeated you by submission. I know that decisive submission loss to me haunts you to this day. You thought you had several weeks off before Into The Void X before you would have to defend the Roulette Championship and then the next thing you know you’re facing me at Climax Control 299 with the Roulette Championship on the line. You thought you would walk into Into The Void X as Roulette Champion and maybe, just maybe, you would be able to defeat Milo Kasey and Caleb Storms but now you’re beginning to realize you’ll enter Climax Control 299 as Roulette Champion and you’ll leave Climax Control 299 as the FORMER Roulette Champion.

Bill waves his fists into the camera for the benefit of Alex Jones.

Bill:  Alex you can purchase all the good luck charms you want and you’ll still lose to me. You can find witch doctors and Voodoo people to attempt to put curses on me and you’ll still lose to me. You can hire all the interference you want but with Senor Vinnie, Bea, and my English Bulldog Iris, watching my back all your paid-for interference will get beat down and sent back to the trash dumpster. I’m not in this match to hand you a win. I’m in this match to hand you a loss and a damn hard loss at that. This is a Roulette Rules match and I’m hoping the wheel lands on the most outrageous, hard, dangerous, violent, and evil, type of match anyone can imagine. I want my win over you to be so amazing, so brilliant, so overwhelming, that the fans, reporters, and other wrestlers, will be talking about my win over you for decades. Please enjoy your free time leading up to our match on Sunday because after our match, when you are crumpled on the mat bruised, broken, and bleeding, there will be no more enjoyment in your life.

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments for this presentation and they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / FACING THE STORM AGAIN
« on: April 14, 2021, 11:07:42 AM »
FACING THE STORM AGAIN

Narrator:  Last week Bea Barnhart was in a Roulette Qualifier match to try to earn a spot to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship at Into The Void X and now at Climax Control 297 Bill is in a Roulette Qualifier match against Caleb Storms for a shot at the Roulette Championship at Into The Void X.  That shows the Barnhart family has made an impact in Sin City Wrestling. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart, located in the Broadcast Studio at the Earl Wilson Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada, for his comments on his match.

We get a shot of Bill Barnhart sitting at a table in the broadcast studio. He is nicely dressed in a dark gray business suit wearing a white shirt and a dark gray tie that matches the color of his business suit. Bill looks more like a high-level Broadcaster than a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. When the techs in the broadcast studio inform Bill they are live broadcasting he launches into his comments.

Bill:  Let me get to the point as there’s no need in making a lot of unnecessary comments that waste air time. I’m facing Caleb Storms, in a Roulette Qualifier match to qualify for the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X, and everyone seems to bow and worship Caleb and I have no clue why.

Bill looks into the camera with a confused look on his face.

Bill:  Why are you, the viewers, questioning my comments concerning Caleb Storms and why are you, the viewers, supporting a lame wrestler like him? Let me tell you why and I have three items to present to you to prove your support of Caleb Storms is pathetic.

Bill holds up one finger to indicate the first item he wants to present.

Bill:  Caleb everyone brags about how great you are as a Roulette Champion. How about we investigate that item? You defeated Jon Dough on May 13, 2018, to earn the Roulette Championship then lost it back to Jon Dough on May 27, 2018, which means you held the Roulette Championship two weeks! Seriously? One reign as Roulette Champion. . .a reign of only two weeks…and that was nearly three years ago? And people commend you for that pathetic performance? Good grief!

Bill holds up two fingers to indicate the second item he wants to present.

Bill:  So, Caleb, I’ve also heard people brag about your accomplishment in earning the Mixed Tag Team Championship with your tag team partner Samantha Marlowe. You defeated Kain and Mercedes Vargas on August 26, 2018, then you lost is back to Kain and Mercedes on September 16, 2018, which is about three weeks. One reign as Mixed Tag Team Champions. . .for three weeks. . .then nothing since? Damn!

Bill holds up three fingers to indicate the third item he wants to present.

Bill:  Caleb, you obtained the Internet Championship by default on December 6, 2020, then immediately lost it to Agostino Romano on January 31, 2021. I guess we can give you credit this time for holding a Championship for around seven weeks. Then you managed to regain the Internet Championship from Agostino Romano on March 7, 2021, but immediately
 lost it back to Agostino on March 28, 2021, for another pathetic three week reign as Champion. How anyone can follow you, support you, cheer you on, and commend you, on these pathetic performances as a Champion is beyond my ability to comprehend the reasons why. Why. . .why. . .why. . .why…why?

Bill holds up his hands with his thumb and index finger making a ZERO.

Bill:  Four times you held a Championship in Sin City Wrestling. Combined time as a Champion, totaling all the times you were Roulette, Mixed Tag Team, and Internet Champion, comes to a grand total of around fifteen weeks. Seriously? They need to update the Dictionary so that instead of giving a definition of the term PATHETIC they just use a photo of you as the definition!

The cameraman gets a close-up on Bill who has a huge grin on his face.

MORE THAN A ONE-TRICK PONY

Bill: I was accused by Lincoln Daniels of being a one-trick pony by his claim that I have only one good move in my arsenal. Lincoln specifically mentioned my sleeper hold as my only good move. Apparently Daniels is uninformed, or stupid, or both, because I have numerous great submission holds. My favorite submission hold is my Flying Hammerlock, followed by my Sleeper Hold, followed by my Figure-Four Leg Lock. And when you take a look at my match with Lincoln Daniels, at Blaze of Glory IX, you notice I used many punishing moves that wear him down rather than go for the submission. How did I win my match with Lincoln Daniels? With a pinfall. ONE. . .TWO. . .THREE!!! Uh huh! What is my favorite four-word phrase? I TOLD YOU SO!!!

Bill bursts into loud laughter then he regains his composure.

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! Caleb you’re a joke of a wrestler in my eyes. So you’ve held four Championships in Sin City Wrestling over a three year period. Combined your four Championship reigns totals around fifteen weeks. When I worked in another wrestling federation I often held Championships for months, and several times for over one year, before someone was able to defeat me. I was a multiple Triple Crown and Grand Slam achiever. I was inducted into the Hall of Fame so many times they were thinking of renaming their Hall of Fame as the Bill Barnhart Hall of Fame.

Bill again bursts into loud laughter but this time he has amused himself so much that it takes him time to regain his composure.

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! Caleb I’ve heard you brag about yourself. I’ve heard others brag about you to the point that they reference that your shit don’t stink. Trust me, Caleb, when you’re in the bathroom doing a dump it stinks so horribly that people passing by have to don gas masks to keep from passing out. Well, Caleb, speaking of passing out you know I’m a wrestler known for punishing opponents so hard that they would rather pass out than to continue to try to fight the horrific pain I put upon them. If you think I’m gonna go easy on you then you’re delusional because I plan on hurting you to the point where you’ll go unconscious rather than endure another second of pain. Although in our three matches against each other you are currently 2-1 after Climax Control 297 we will be at 2-2 against each other.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bill:  What’s the bottom line Caleb? I win. . .you lose. I win and qualify for the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X. . .you don’t. You’ll get hurt by me. . .you’ll not be able to hurt me. Bea’s spilling coffee in the face of Samantha Marlowe was an accident but me beating you to the depths of Hell and back will be deliberate. I’ll have the fans support me as their next Roulette Champion. . .you’ll be mocked and ridiculed as the mediocre wrestler you truly are. Fun for me…humiliating for you. Deal with that Caleb

Bill informs the studio techs he’s done with his presentation and they cut their camera feed.


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Climax Control Archives / I WILL BECOME THE CONTENDER FOR THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP
« on: April 07, 2021, 08:49:16 AM »
I WILL BECOME THE CONTENDER FOR THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  I’m here to tell you Bea Barnhart is excited about this match at Climax Control 296. She is happy she got another match since she has not been assigned to matches for 2021 as often as she wanted to be. With this being a Roulette Championship Qualifier match, with the winner moving on to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship at Into The Void X, Bea in overdrive. With those comments I turn you over to Bea for her comments on her upcoming match.

BREAKING OPPONENTS

The scene changes to a shot of Bea Barnhart in her hotel room located near the Cox Pavilion in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans and a black pullover shirt.

Bea:  Thanks for joining me to listen to me explain why Krystal and Candy are doomed to lose to me at Climax Control 296. First item is that I’m not happy that since November 2020 I’ve only had three matches, one in November, one in December, and one in February. I’m so happy to have another match that I’m so fired up I have to have the Fire Department stand by to quell the flames. I know the two of them have dreams of winning this match, and qualifying for the Bombshell Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X, but I’m the dream destroyer and the dreams of Candy and Krystal will be destroyed by me this Sunday.

Bea rolls her eyes.

Bea:  Sheesh! Candy appears she’s trying to be like a Malibu Barbie and Krystal Wolfe thinks she’s all that just because she comes from Australia. I don’t give a damn who you are, what you think you are, or where you come from. The only thing I see in you two are victims of my superior wrestling and you are losers.

Bea stops talking for a moment to take a drink break.

DREAMS

Bea:  Candy, Krystal, I know you two have dreams. Unfortunately your so-called dreams are nothing more than false hopes that you can defeat a quality wrestler like me. My dreams, on the other hand, are based on tons of research that leads to valid interpretations of those dreams. Let me run down a few of my dreams that I researched for their meanings.

Bea holds up one finger to indicate the first dream and interpretation.

Bea:  I have dreams of a happily barking dog. This symbolizes pleasures and social activity and that I’m being accepted into the circle of things. This, girls, means that I’m a happy person, a successful wrestler, and after showing the rest of the Roster what I’m capable of accomplishing in the ring, everyone is now taking notice of them. Oh how much more they’ll take notice of me when I easily defeat you two this Sunday.

Bea holds up two fingers to indicate the second dream and interpretation.

Bea:  Dreaming I’m giving a dog a bath symbolizes my nurturing abilities and I pride myself on my loyalty and generosity. I do have a nurturing nature when I give Iris a bath. It is a teaching moment for Iris. I’m loyal to Iris and generous in handing out love and affection, and of course food, to her as she is never satisfied with the amount of food we give her. How does that dream and interpretation relate to you two in our match? I’m going to give you a teaching moment to show you that even if you two combined all your wrestling abilities you still don’t equal half the wrestler I am. And since I’m a very generous person I promise I’ll issue out punishment on you two in equal amounts as I have enough punishment available for both of you.

Bea holds up three fingers to indicate the third dream and interpretation.

Bea:  Sometimes I dream of ants so I looked up the interpretation of that dream. Since ants symbolize hard work, diligence, cooperation, and industry, that defines me and my wrestling perfectly. I don’t rely on taunts and threats and posing before the camera to make my point. I get into the wrestling ring against anyone Management assigns me to and I perform at my best. You two are going to find out just how hard working, diligent, and persistent I am.

Bea smiles into the camera before continuing with her comments.

NOISE DOESN’T EQUATE INTO SUCCESS

Bea: We have a neighbor across the street from our house in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When he comes home he often sits in his car in his driveway for five minutes or more continuing to listen to the blasting music in his car. I honestly don’t care what music people listen to but when you are in your car, with the doors and windows of your car closed, and your music is so damn loud that my walls and windows in my home are vibrating then it is too damn loud. These people remind me of most of the wrestlers here in Sin City Wrestling. They are so starved for attention they have to annoy people to get attention, even though it is negative attention, and that’s pathetic. Sad that most of you are happy to annoy people to get negative attention when you would be better off to present valid information to others so you could get positive attention like I get. And, girls, watch how much positive attention I get when I win our match and I move on to Into the Void X for a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship.

TAKE OUT THE TRASH

Bea:  Our trash collection company, which is contracted by Gwinnett County for our trash and recycles collection, is the Waste Management company. They provide us two containers, one for regular trash and one for recycle items. When they collect the regular trash the truck has an arm that comes out, grabs the trash bin, lifts it up and empties it into the back of the truck, then returns the regular trash bin to the curb. For the recycle items they provide us with a wheeled container with a blue lid. Instead of having a truck that has an arm to pick up the trash container the workers manually lift the recycle container and dump it into the back of the truck. Often they spill stuff on the street and our driveway but they fail to pick up what they dropped so Bill bitches them out. This reminds me of you two. You are professional wrestlers in a top quality Wrestling Federation. You are here to perform your jobs to the best of your ability, and for the enjoyment of the fans, but you tend to drop half your stuff on the ground, and perform like trash. I don’t drop my stuff on the ground. I carry everything I have with me and I kick the shit out of opponents and walk away the winner. You two talk a hell of a lot of shit to try to blow up your opponents but I’m here to tell you that even if I gave you each a crate of dynamite you wouldn’t be able to blow your nose.

Bea lets out a loud laugh.

Bea:  I want you two to enjoy your time leading up to our match this Sunday. Once our match begins you two will realize you’re in way over your heads and you’ll be trying to find every possible thing in the world to try to defeat me. Have fun trying because you’ll fail. I’m moving on to face the Bombshell Roulette Champion at Into the Void X and I know you two will be watching the match and watch me win the Championship. See you two on Sunday!

Bea tells the cameraman she is done with her comments and the cameraman cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / OH, BROTHER
« on: March 03, 2021, 04:30:20 PM »
FACING BROTHER DAVID AGAIN

Narrator:  Although the previous match where Bill Barnhart was involved in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, Four Way match for the Roulette Championship, that included Brother David Shepherd this current match is a one-on-one Standard Rules Singles match. Place your bets on Bill Barnhart and you will walk away with more money than you started with as Bill is going to win.

Bill’s image comes on the screen where we see him, his wife-Manager Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris. We are not sure where they are broadcasting from but it is likely their hotel room near the Las Vegas Civic and Convention Center.

Bill:  Oh, brother, I get to face Brother David Shepherd again. At least this time it is a one-on-one singles match and not a four way like our last match for the Roulette Championship. Then again having to face moron opponents like David again, who have to cheat or get interference in matches to get a cheap win, is like going through having to deal with moron people while I’m walking Iris. I’ll give you two examples.

Bill looks down at Iris and she looks up lovingly at her Daddy Bill.

Bill:  Sorry, Iris, that I have to let you listen to the two incidents involving me and you having to deal with moron people. In early February I was walking Iris in our neighborhood in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Iris perks up when she hears her name mentioned.

Bill:  I went up and down all the streets in our housing development as we usually do. When we walked on Wenham Lane I noticed children playing on the lawn at one of the homes on that street. Two of the kids lived at this house, two other kids live two houses down, and one lives across the street from where the kids were playing. When I passed by the house where the children were playing the boy who lives across the street told his mother he was going to get something at their house. As the boy took off and was about to cross the street in front of me and Iris to go to his house his mother called to him REMEMBER TO COVER YOUR MOUTH which seemed to be an odd comment when I noticed that none of the kids, including her son, covered their mouths while playing with the other children but only when me and Iris passed by. This proved to me that she wasn’t concerned about the Corona Virus and that she was talking about me and Iris being possibly contaminated with dust and fleas.  Trust me that me and Iris are not contaminated with dust and I assure you that the little boy is filthy and probably has more fleas than Iris has.

At the mention of her name and the word fleas Iris starts scratching as though she was suffering with a flea infestation and Bill rolls his eyes.

Bill:  Thanks, Iris, for launching into a major scratching thing to make people think you are infested with fleas. Since you want to play that game I can give you a bath!

Hearing that evil four-letter word BATH Iris takes off in a high speed run, high speed for an English Bulldog anyway, into the bedroom area and she hides under the bed. Bill and Bea cannot help but laugh at the behavior of Iris concerning baths as both know Iris hates taking baths.

Bill:  Several days after the incident on Wenham Lane I took Iris to the Dog Park located in Alexander Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia. As we approach the entrance gate we saw a woman with a Corgi on a leash. The Corgi was adorable so we politely approached and asked if we could say hi to her Corgi. This woman yelled at us then pulled hard on her Corgi’s leash and pulled her close to her. I told her Iris wasn’t aggressive. She said it wasn’t that she was worried about my dog being aggressive. She said she is trying to train her dog to learn to know which dogs she can associate with. When I asked her for more information she said she didn’t want her dog to play with just any dog but only the ones she felt were beneficial to her dog. Then I asked the woman if she didn’t want her dog associating with other dogs why in hell did she bring her dog to the dog park where the concept is that you allow your dog to associate and play with other dogs. She took offense to my comment but she still stood outside the dog park gate instead of entering the dog park with her dog. The hilarious thing was that me and Iris went into the dog park and when we left thirty minutes later that woman was still on the outside of the dog park trying to train her dog how to associate with only certain dogs. The stupidity of people amazes me. I think the owner of the Corgi needed training more than the Corgi did.

Bea:  I remember you telling me those incidents.

Bill:  How do the two incidents I mentioned relate to having to deal with a lame, boring, cowardly, and cheating opponent like Brother David Shepherd? Glad you asked and I have the answer for you. To start off people like David feel other wrestles are contaminated and dirty or not worthy to associate with. Also Brother David is typical of the majority of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. They talk the talk but fail to walk the walk when it comes to obeying the rules, and not cheating by using foreign objects, and not obtaining interference from others. Yeah, David, go ahead and try to claim you never cheat or obtain interference. I dare you to try that bullshit. I’ve see you use your weapon loaded Good Book to whack people with it. I’ve seen you have your friends run to the ring to interfere in your matches to get you a cheap win. Everyone has seen the cheating you’ve done due to not being able to take on, and defeat, great wrestles like me legally. If every time you deny using weapons, foreign objects, or interference in matches, your nose were to grow like what happened to Pinocchio your nose would be so long it would stretch from New York City to Miami, Florida.

Bea:  Nice comments. By the way, Bill, I won my match against Amelia Emery at Climax Control 293. I noticed you got pinned in your Blast From The Past Tournament and now you and Maki are out of the Tournament. Sure is fun teasing you when I win a match and you lose your match.

Bill:  You have the right to tease me as you are my wife. Yeah stuff happens but I kept my promise that I would not interfere in Maki’s time in the ring until she asked me to get into the match. Maki was a good tag team partner even though she talked down to me.

Bea:  Please continue with your comments. Remember I’ll be in your corner during your match against Brother David to ensure no interference or cheating takes place on his side of this match.

Bill:  Thanks. So, Brother David, we meet again, but this time under different circumstances. The previous match was a Four Way Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, Roulette Championship match which also included Stephen Callaway and Kedron Williams. Now that you don’t have other wrestlers in the match to gang up on me so you can take the advantage do you honestly believe you can get the job done against me? This match is just you and me. Bea, as my Manager, will be in my corner and she will ensure you don’t cheat like I’ve seen you do many times. Oh, yeah, you’ll try to deny it, just as all wrestlers who rely on cheating do, but we’ve seen you use foreign objects, interference, and other illegal tactics. Bea will ensure the Referee sees any cheating on your behalf and that appropriate action will be taken.

Bill pauses for a moment to take a drink of Classic Coke.

Bill:  David the term people use when someone is very scared is Scared Shitless. Nah! When a person is really scared, as you are scared coming into this match against me, the first thing that happens is they lose control of their bowels and shit on themselves. Promise me you’ll shit in your dressing room, or some other sanitary location, instead of holding it in then shitting yourself during our match.

Bea:  Tell them about your recent dreams as dreams have meanings and your dreams have direct meanings for this match.

Bill:  To see a dog in your dreams symbolizes intuition, loyalty, generosity, and fidelity. Yep that describes me perfectly. This dream indicates that I have strong values and good intentions and that those traits will move me forward and bring me success especially in our match when I defeat you. Sometimes I dream about ants and this symbolizes my hard work, diligence, and dedication in the sport of wrestling. Yeah, David, you heard that correctly. Hard work. . .diligence. . .dedication to the sport of wrestling. . .but I can’t expect you to understand concepts like that when you have to rely on cheating and interference in your matches to bail you out.

Bea:  You said you were going to make a comment about winning battles.

Bill:  The saying goes that you cannot win all battles and for sure I hear most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling use that when discussing me. ALL battles can be won if you put your mind to it. Additionally when there is no cheating, or interference, on the part of your wrestling opponent winning the battles is simple. David you need to be ready to lose this battle because I’m going to win this battle.

Bea leaves for a moment and returns with a large tray of snacks for the three of them. When the three are ready to dive into the snacks Bea asks the cameraman to cut his camera feed so they can have privacy while eating and the cameraman cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / WE WILL CONTINUE TO WIN IN THE BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT
« on: February 24, 2021, 08:46:00 AM »
WE WILL CONTINUE TO WIN IN THE BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart and Maki won their first Blast From The Past Tournament match and now they move up in the Tournament. This time they face off against Mac Bane and Myra Rivers.

We see Bill Barnhart inside the ring at the Park Theater in Las Vegas where Climax Control 293 will be held. Bill is walking around the ring checking that all the things concerning the ring are prepared as they are supposed to be. When Bill is satisfied all is fine he jumps out of the ring and takes a seat at the announcing table as the cameraman stays focused on him.

SUPPORT YOUR TAG TEAM PARTNER

Bill:  This upcoming Blast From The Past Tournament match is going to be great. . .for our team anyway. . .because I fully support my tag team partner, Maki, because when she gets the win over Myra Rivers she also earns the Bombshell Internet Championship. I’ll not get in the way of her achieving that.

Barnhart smiles into the camera because when he is involved in a tag team match he fully supports his partner.

Bill:  So, Maki, I have to chalk up your negative talk against me as you’re a bit immature and don’t fully understand the concept of being team members who support each other in a match. Let me lay it out for you. In our upcoming match if you are in the ring with Myra I’m not going to try to tag you so I can get into the ring against Mac. Unless you come over to me to tag out of the ring, or unless you yell to me that you need to tag out of the match at that time, or if Myra tags in Mac which requires me to enter the ring, I’ll not interfere in your one-on-one with Myra. That’s not the attitude of a mean uncaring person as you try to make it sound that I am. You need to understand that I’m here for our team and not for myself. The team fails if only one team member supports the team. With that said go in there and take out Myra.

Bill gives a thumbs up into the camera for the benefit of Maki.

RESULTS OF A PREVIOUS MATCH DOES NOT DICTATE HOW CURRENT MATCH WILL GO

Bill:  I’ve had one match against Mac Bane. It was at Climax Control 281 on October 11, 2020. It was a Roulette Rules Dumpster Match with the winner being the wrestler who could stuff their opponent into the dumpster and close the lid. If you listen to only Mac’s side of the story he tries to make you believe he dominated me in the match. Hah! I was dominating him and busting his ass big time but a freak thing happen that turned the match in Mac’s favor. The dumpster we were using was shoved hard and it went a short way up a small incline. I was fighting it out with Mac when the dumpster rolled down the incline and slammed into my back. I fell to the arena floor and the dumpster rolled on top of me. Mac moved the dumpster enough to pull me out from under the dumpster then he tossed me into the dumpster and closed the lid. Stuff happens and it happened to me in that match. But everyone needs to understand that results from a previous match doesn’t equate into a win in your current match.

Barnhart shrugs his shoulders.

Bill:  Mac you already heard I plan on giving Maki as much time as she wants inside the ring against Myra Rivers. In my eyes giving Maki all the time she wants to defeat Myra, and earn the Bombshell Internet Championship, is more important than me kicking your ass. But, Mac, if the match happens to turn out that me and you are in the ring for the win you need to remember this is not Hardcore Rules, this is not a Dumpster Match, this is a regular rules tag team match. You know as well as I do that if that dumpster hadn’t rolled down the incline and hit me in the back I would have defeated you.

Bill stops talking for a moment then he continues.

WHAT IF. . .

Bill:  Wouldn’t it be great if our team in the Blast From The Past Tournament goes into the finals and the team we face for the final win is Senor Vinnie and Alicia Lucas? I know some of you would cringe and think a final match against your regular tag team partner might ruin your friendship. Not a chance with me and Senor Vinnie. We are professionals and we never allow an assignment to wrestle against each other sour our friendship.

Bill stands up from the announcing table. He walks to the ring and climbs the ring steps. Bill takes a position on the ring apron in the corner.

TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU WANT

Bill:  Maki please take notice of where I’m standing right now. This is where I expect to be located for the majority of our match. Unless you tag me into the match, or Myra tags Mac into the match which means I have to get into the ring, or you yell out to me that you need to tag out of the match at that time, I’ll remain here waiting for when you wish to tag me into the match. I refuse to get in the way of you obtaining the Bombshell Internet Championship. Remember that I’m here for you and our team and not for my own benefit and glory.

Barnhart jumps off the ring apron and walks toward the backstage area but he stops in front of the announcing table where he turns to face the camera.

Bill:  Maki I’m here for you and our team whether you understand that or not. Mac and Myra you two are history in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Our team has already proven we’re awesome and we’ll continue with that until the final match where we win the Tournament.

Bill turns and heads off toward the backstage area. He looks back and waves into the camera. The cameraman keeps focused on Bill Barnhart until he steps through the partition into the backstage area then he cuts his camera feed and the scene goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / GOING TO BE TOUGH ON ANOTHER AMELIA
« on: February 24, 2021, 08:34:47 AM »
GOING TO BE TOUGH ON ANOTHER AMELIA

Narrator:  Bea finally had her request honored to have her first match of 2021. This match is against a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling named Amelia Emery, although she is not a newcomer to the sport of wrestling.

Bea:  Ooooo! Amelia Emery won her debut match and I’m so NOT impressed!

Bea lets out a laugh.

Bea:  What? I have another opponent named Amelia? Wasn’t my defeating someone else with Amelia in their name FOUR in FOUR matches not enough so they toss me another person named Amelia?

Bea lets out a sinister laugh this time.

Bea:  Amelia if you think I’m going to go easy on you in our match you need to forget that thought. You know how a woman is on PMS right? You know the really really really bad PMS where symptoms are so severe the woman can bend a crowbar by holding the crowbar in her teeth and pulling down on each end? Now that you have that mental image stuck in your head you need to realize why I’m ticked off and ready to kick your ass in our match. The last Card I performed on was Climax Control 287 on December 13, 2020. Over two months later I finally get put on a card. That wait to be back in action in the ring has me a hundred times more upset than a woman having horrible and violent PMS symptoms. If you want another mental image of what I might morph into look up a YouTube video of The Incredible Hulk. Doctor Bruce Banner, PhD, would get angry and morph into the Incredible Hulk. That’s me in this match so you better be ready for anything, Amelia, because I’m ready to give you everything I’ve got.

Bea does an Incredible Hulk pose then returns to normal.

Bea:  I enjoyed reading your information sheet Amelia. I find the names of your moves, holds, and finishers, to be amusing. Then again calling cow shit “manure” doesn’t change the fact it is still shit. Let me tell you about another Amelia in history and how well things turned out, or didn’t turn out, for her. Her name was Amelia Earhart. She was a pioneer in aviation not only for being a female pilot but by setting records and accomplishing stuff in aviation others were unable to accomplish. Her last flight was to try to fly across the Pacific Ocean and around the world to return to Miami where the start of this epic flight attempt originated. The last place Amelia took off from was Oakland Airport in Oakland, California, which by the way is my husband Bill’s home town where he was born and grew up. The original airport in Oakland where Amelia took off on this epic flight is not the current International Airport in Oakland but it is located next to Oakland International Airport. It is still referred to as Amelia Earhart Field by Oaklanders who know Oakland’s history. But how did Amelia’s epic flight end? It appears her plane crashed somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and to date investigators are still not sure what happened to her but they confirm she is missing. Well, Miss Amelia, after I get done mopping the arena floor with you on Sunday your name will also be forgotten in history. You started your time here in Sin City Wrestling with a win and I intend to defeat you so soundly you will go into early retirement.

Bea makes a sweeping motion with her hand then stretches her arm out to the side in a gesture showing Amelia Emery where the exit door to the arena is located.

Bea:  Looking at our stats the differences appear to be that you have a one inch height advantage over me and I have ten pounds of weight advantage over you. I’m listed as a Technical and Quick wrestler while you are listed as a Technical and High Flyer wrestler. Although with both of us proficient in Technical wrestling the fact that you use high flying tactics, which are fifty percent successful and fifty percent failure, that gives me a major advantage over you.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  I’ll close my comments by stating how much I love making opponents hurt. I love making opponents submit rather than just pinning them or allowing them to take a count-out loss. Amelia since I’m ready to make you hurt and lose this match you need to be ready to be hurt and lose this match. Yes it really is that simple. See you on Sunday!

Bea tells the cameraman she is done with her presentation and they call into the Network to inform them. The Network cuts to regularly scheduled programming then our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / WEAK OPPONENTS
« on: February 17, 2021, 10:34:32 AM »
WEAK OPPONENTS

Narrator:  Here we are at Climax Control 292 where Bill Barnhart and Maki face off against Joshua Acquin and Samantha Marlowe in the Blast from the Past Tournament. Since I don’t want to take anything away from the comments of Bill Barnhart I will end my opening comments and turn the air time over to Bill Barnhart.

APPRECIATE YOUR TAG TEAM PARTNER

The scene of the Narrator slowly fades out then slowly opens to show Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in their hotel room at a hotel near Sam’s Town. Iris is doing her normal doggy sniffing around to see what interesting things she can sniff out. Bill is on the couch dressed in khaki shorts, flip flops, and a black tee shirt. Bea comes in and out of the shot as she keeps going into the kitchen area to bring out snacks for her and her boys to enjoy.

Bill:  The first thing I wish to say is how much I appreciate the fact Maki was drawn to be my partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Maki you may be quirky but I know you are loyal to wrestlers you team with and you are an extremely talented and aggressive wrestler. I know during our match you have my back and you know I have your back. Bea has both our backs so there will be no interference or attacks on us during the match. Maki I see us winning the Tournament so get ready for a hell of a wild ride to the finish!

Bea walks into the room from the kitchen area carrying a small amount of food and drinks. Bill and Iris perk up as both are anxious to dive into the food.

Bea:  You two need to calm down. You’ll get to eat and drink when I’m ready for you to eat and drink and not a moment before! Speaking of calming down, Bill, I took your advice and calmed down about not yet being put on a Card to wrestle in 2021. I received a notification notification from Management that they plan on scheduling me for a match at Climax Control 292 but my opponent is being kept secret for now. Doesn’t matter who that opponent ends up being as plan on unleashing my anger for not yet being active in the ring for 2021 on whoever they send my way.

Bill:  Damn!

Iris:  RUFF!

Bill:  Yeah, Iris, you’re right! Bea’s being rough on us but I know it is for our benefit. She also plans on being rough on the wrestler assigned as her first opponent for 2021 at Climax Control 293.

Iris lets out a snort and flops on the floor due to not having her snacks yet. Bea laughs at Bill and Iris then she returns to the kitchen area to prepare more food to bring out for them.

JOSHUA ACQUIN AND SAMANTHA MARLOW

Bill:  I would like to start out talking about Joshua Acquin since I need to be in the ring against him when the males of our team are tagged into the match. Joshua I noticed you have held championships but both were very short runs. There’s a hell of a big difference between being classified as a Champion for a week or two and being the Champion for a long period of time. Now, Joshua, we are not strangers to each other in the ring. Since you’ll try to claim you have no memory of a match against me I’ll tell everyone watching so they can call you out when out when you try to deny it. Our match was on August 25, 2019 at Summer XXXTreme VII. The winner of that match obtained the Number One Contendership for the Roulette Championship. And, Joshua, since you’re not going to tell the fans the truth I damn sure will. I defeated you by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold and I went on to challenge for the Roulette Championship. Now that the truth is out there please don’t try to bullshit you way around your loss to me at Summer XXXTreme VII. And when me and Maki defeat you and Samantha at Climax Control 292 don’t try to bullshit your way around that loss either.

Bea looks out from the kitchen area and comments to Bill.

Bea:  Bill make sure you tell them the weak accomplishments of Samantha Marlowe.

Bill:  Thanks! Sam since Maki isn’t here with me to make comments with me I’ll take the liberty of making my own comments about you. From my research you have been a Champion twice but the combined amount of time you were serving as Champion was around seven months. Maybe wrestlers like you consider a one month and a six month run as Champion as a major accomplishment but I feel runs of six months or less as Champion means you couldn’t survive as a Champion. Seven months serving as Champion and that is a combination of time holding the Championship twice? Tsk tsk tsk. Well, Sam, I have great news for you. Since Maki and I are going to defeat you and Joshua you won’t have to worry about a short run as a Champion again. Why am I so sure our team will win? Look at my partner, Maki, and that’s your answer.

Bea comes out of the kitchen area again and Bill and Iris start drooling as both are ready to down some food and snacks. Bea places the food on the table.

Bea:  You two stop or you’ll get a verbal thrashing from me! I’m not done with the snacks and drinks yet so back off! Also, Bill, please inform the viewers of the questions and comments you’ve been receiving from fans and other wrestlers.

As Bea turns and walks toward the kitchen area Bill looks into the camera to tell the viewers what Bea asked him to tell them.

Bill:  I’m having people ask me what I think of the teams that won their Blast From The Past matches at Climax Control 291. I don’t give a shit who won their Blast From The Past matches at Climax Control 291. The only winners of their Blast From The Past match that anyone needs to take notice of is myself and Maki as we are the team that will win the Tournament.

A ZOOM CALL COMES IN

As Bill ends his comments his computer on the coffee table sounds a tone to indicate there is a Zoom video call coming in. Bill looks at it then he tells us what is going on while he presses the mouse button to answer the call.

Bill:  Please excuse the interruption but this is an important call from our neighbors, Andy and Rebecca, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, as they just went through a rough experience. They live a few houses down from us. Andy is a White guy like me and his wife is also from the Philippines. They can hear my comments and I know they don’t mind sharing their experience with the viewers.

With the consent of Andy and Rebecca the Zoom call continues.

Bill:  I know you two had a bit of a rough time recently. I’m glad you’re willing to talk about it as we want to know you are okay and I’m sure the viewers would like to know in case something like this happens to them and their families.

Andy:  Most of what happened concerns Rebecca’s mother, my mother in-law, so she will probably present most of the information.

Rebecca:  My mother came to live with us in Georgia in 2017 as a legal Immigrant from the Philippines. When she arrived we found her behavior a bit off so we took her to the doctor for an evaluation and the doctor determined she was suffering from Alzheimer’s and Dementia and it will never improve. The doctor said she will continue to decline slowly, which she did, and when we came to mid-2020 she was basically about at the mental level of a baby and she was barely able to walk and eat.

Andy:  Then at the end of December both me and Rebecca had a bad cough and sinus issues and we figured it was our normal annual cough and cold due to cold weather as we had that every year around that time. However by the first week of January 2021 Rebecca was coughing so much she could barely function and her energy was drained. At one point she had a difficult time breathing and asked me to take her to the hospital as she felt she might be under the influence of the Covid virus. Rebecca's friend came over to watch her mother while I took Rebecca to the hospital. They refused to allow me into the Emergency Room so I had no clue what was going on with Rebecca until y two days had passed and Rebecca called me.

Rebecca:  Turns out I tested positive for Covid and they kept me in the hospital for ten days. When I was discharged I could breathe on my own and my oxygen level was ninety-eight percent which was very good. Before I was discharged my friend said she didn’t want me to come home from the hospital until she took my mother with her to her home in Cumming. It was due to me still positive for Covid and still able to spread Covid to others. With the physical state my mother was in my friend took her to Cumming to her home so I could come home and not infect my mother. I came home and self-isolated for the required amount of time and I am fine now. My mother, however, was not able to breathe two days after I came home so my friend took her to the same hospital I was treated in.

Andy:  Things got very stressful at this time.

Rebecca:  They admitted my mother and five days later they told me she is not responding to the medication for Covid, or the medication to counter her pneumonia, or the medication to treat another infection. They told us my mother could not eat so they had a feeding tube installed. Me and Andy went to the hospital to visit her the last week of January and my mother was in terminal condition at that time.

Andy:  We returned to the hospital on Sunday, January 31, 2021, to visit mother. She was in really bad shape. I had a hard time dealing with the situation so I went home to wait for Rebecca to call me to pick her up. At 4:00 p.m. I picked Rebecca up and we came home. At 7:45 p.m. we received a call her mother passed away.

Rebecca:  We had mother cremated and her ashes are on our fireplace mantle. We held a memorial service for her also so we are doing well now. Bill tell them what the attending Doctor said to us as I’m unable to discuss what that disgusting woman said to us.

Andy:  The attending Doctor said since they have classified mother as “stable” they have to send her to our home under the care of Hospice until she passes away. When I asked the doctor how mother not responding to medication, not able to eat on her own so she needs a feeding tube, and cannot breathe on her own, as STABLE the doctor started yelling at us. The exact words of the doctor was “Well we classify her medically as stable because she is not responding to any medications. She is nearly eighty-one years of age. She needs to vacate this room so we can place a young person in the room who will respond to treatments.”  How would you feel when the doctor’s comments basically said mother was expendable so she needs to make room for younger patients? Yeah it feels like crap.

We hear Rebecca crying while reliving that incident.

Andy:  I have to end the Zoom call but I want to let you know how we are doing concerning the Covid virus. Rebecca tested herself for the virus four times since leaving the hospital and she had one positive then three negatives so she is fine. Our twelve year old daughter Keira tested positive once and then two negatives after that. Although she did have a positive Covid test she had no symptoms at all. As for me I tested twice and twice came back negative. Thanks for the concern but we are doing okay now. Bye.

The Zoom call ends and Bill and Bea look at each other with shock on their faces as this is the first time they heard this story of what the uncaring Doctor said.

Bill:  Wow! To be told the life of a relative isn’t worth anything is horrible!

Bea:  Beyond horrible!

KARMA

Bill:  I rarely wish bad things to happen to others but I hope that insensitive doctor has Karma rise up and kick her in the face.

Bea:  I studied the concept of Karma when I was in College in the Philippines. The concept of Karma is based on Hinduism and Buddhism. It refers to the energy, or force, created by a person’s actions in their current life, has a direct effect on transmigration meaning what their nature and life will be in that person’s next existence. That’s why when you are in these countries and help a poor or sick or handicapped person other people will condemn you stating you are helping the person to become a failure again. They tell those poor and sick people they are suffering due to Karma from what they did, or didn’t do, in a previous life. They tell them to get it right this time around so when they are reincarnated they might end up with a better life.

Bill:  I’ve heard there are two types of Karma. The one you get when you go into the next life and one that is instant such as a person snatches a purse or briefcase from someone to rob them then runs into the street and gets hit by a car. I hope that doctor that did this to Andy and Rebecca will get instant Karma.

Bea turns and goes back into the kitchen to finish up the snacks. Bill shakes his head thinking about how insensitive the doctor was. Iris just wants Mommy Bea to hurry up with the snacks.

MAKI IS A GREAT PARTNER AND WE WILL WIN THE TOURNAMENT

Bill:  I’m fortunate to have Maki as my partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament. If you were paying attention recently you saw Maki and her tag team partner Miles Kasey face off against Coby Quick and Mikah. For Coby and Mikah, who brag about how great their wrestling skills are, you saw them cheat during their match and screw Maki and Miles Kasey out of a the win. Too bad Coby and Mikah felt that threatened by Maki that they had to cheat to win. That tells me with Maki as my partner our team is unbeatable. Coby and Mikah presented themselves as wild cats and I guess their comparison to being wild cats is somewhat appropriate since they are Cheetahs!

Bea calls out from the kitchen area.

Bea:  Nice one Bill. I’ll have your food ready soon so you and Iris can stop whining and pretending you are starving to death.

KINETIC ENERGY

Bill:  I would like to explain Kinetic Energy to our opponents. I have to keep it simple since Joshua Acquin and Samantha Marlowe are not known for being the sharpest knife in the silverware drawer. Kinetic energy is the energy in a moving object. When that moving object collides with another object it transfers some of that energy to the other object. If the moving object is moving slowly when it hits the non-moving object the energy transfer is nearly equal and usually both objects will end up with the same amount of energy and stop moving shortly after that. However if the moving object is of a good size, and moving at a high rate of speed, when it slams into the non-moving object the non-moving object is sent on a wild ride or it is destroyed. Well, Joshua, you damn sure better hope you’re not in the ring with me as the legal wrestlers in the ring when this large moving object slams into you and you are damage beyond continuing in the match. If I have you damaged and unable to tag out to Samantha you know damn well I won’t tag Maki in since I already have you defeated. What’s that Joshua? You don’t believe I can defeat you? Go back to Summer XXXTreme VII when I not only defeated you in the match to obtain the Number One Contendership for the Roulette Championship I defeated you by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. Yeah, Joshua, I defeated you before and I’ll do it again!

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT THE REAL DEAL

Bill: Joshua, Samantha, be ready to be destroyed by myself and Maki. We’re both the real deal. Maki is a great partner and we’ll defeat you two easily. Also put this into your heads. You have so many wrestlers who have to make up gimmicks for their wrestlers in order to hope the fans might support them. Want to know something? In my nineteen years in the sport of wrestling I’ve never tried to trick people with gimmicks. What you get with me is the real deal. Using a cooking analogy you can say that where some ground beef is seventy percent meat and thirty percent fat that means once you cook off the fat you are left with thirty percent less meat than you started with. Keeping with the cooking analogy I’m one hundred percent real. I don’t add gimmicks, or props to my clothing, or make up some fake history of who I am, where I came from, and where I’m going. What you get with me and Maki is a one hundred percent tag team that is going to beat you two down so hard you won’t even want to get up after the match is over. You two have been warned and the other wrestlers in the Blast From The Past Tournament who are watching this presentation have also been warned.

Bea comes out of the kitchen area with the food and drinks for Bill and Iris. After she sets all the food and drinks out she gives them the signal to start eating.

Bea:  Ready. . .Set. . .GO!!!

Bill and Iris dive onto the food and they start a food fight as both want the same food at the same time. Bill takes the advantage by tossing Iris onto her back then sitting on her chest while Bill stuffs food in his mouth while laughing at Iris. Bea shakes her head at the antics of Bill and Iris then she steps in and breaks them up and orders the two to eat nicely and stop fighting and they comply with her demands.

The cameraman cuts his feed and the screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / FACING BEN JORDAN AGAIN
« on: January 11, 2021, 12:16:43 PM »
FACING BEN JORDAN AGAIN

Narrator:  Bill is on the Climax Control 290 card in a match against Ben Jordan. Bill has been in a match against Ben Jordan and that was Mixed Tag Team event. This coming match is a Standard Rules Singles match so things will be different this time.

The scene changes as we catch up with Bill Barnhart. It appears he is in the broadcast studio at the Star of the Desert Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bill is dressed differently than we normally see him. Whereas we usually see him in very casual clothing today we see Bill in a dark gray business suit, black dress shoes, a white shirt, and a dark gray tie that matches the color of his suit. When the studio personnel inform Barnhart they are live broadcasting Bill launches into his comments.

HOW BILL AND BEN MEASURE UP

Bill:  I guess you’ve noticed that Bea is not with me during my presentation leading up to my match with Ben Jordan. There’s a reason for that. Since there are so many pathetic whining bitches in Sin City Wrestling who don’t like seeing Managers get on the camera with their wrestler, even though those same pathetic whining bitches have their managers and valets on camera with them when presenting comments, I asked Bea to stay out of this presentation. The secondary reason is that Bea is highly upset she wasn’t placed on the Climax Control 290 card so I’d rather not have her in front of the camera hurling obscenities to the viewers. Bea told me if she gets placed on the card at Inception her victory in her match will be so shocking it will send shock waves throughout the Universe.

Bill lets out a loud laugh.

Bill:  I want to tell you how me and Ben measure up against each other. I am 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. Ben is 6 feet 2 inches and 220 pounds. I’m a Technical Brawler and Submission expert while Ben claims to be an All-Around wrestler. The term All-Around is a catch all term wrestlers use when even they have no clue what type of wrestling style they excel in.

HISTORY BETWEEN BEN AND BILL

Bill:  The first incident I had with Ben Jordan was during my match against Kedron Williams on August 11, 2019, at Climax Control 245. I was taking the hurt to Kedron when the lights in the arena went out. When the lights came on again Ben Jordan was in the ring trading insults with Kedron. As they were arguing I took advantage of Kedron being distracted so I hit him with a Bulldog before locking him into my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold for the win.

Bill rolls his eyes.

Bill:  Ben I didn’t need your bullshit of running in on my match and distracting my opponent! I don’t need anyone’s help to defeat anyone in any type of match and that includes in our upcoming match. Since you decided to get involved in my match with Kedron Williams you’re due a payback beat down for interfering in my match.

Bill gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  The match I directly had against Ben Jordan was a Mixed Tag Team match against Ben and Evie Jordan. That was at Climax Control 282 on October 18, 2020. I already commended you, Ben, for being the wrestler in the match who made me submit for their win. However, Ben, at Climax Control 290 I’ll get revenge for that loss and send you back to the bottom of the ladder to try to earn your way back up into contention.

WHAT HAPPENED

Bill:  Leading up to my match with Fenris, at Climax Control 288, to end the year 2020, he asked what happened to me from the time I worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance where I was a multiple Grand Slam achiever. That was a great question and I’ll respond to it.

Bill hangs a chart on the wall with photos of various wrestlers throughout the world of wrestling.

Bill:  Please take a look at this chart. Growing up I idolized wrestlers like Dan Severn, Bruno Sammartino, Lou Albano, Pat Patterson, and Ole Anderson. Why? They were brawlers and easily got the job done against opponents. They were not high-flyers. They were not violent wrestlers like those we’ve seen who use knives, razor blades, broken glass, or other weapons, in non-Hardcore Rules matches, to injure their opponents. They got the job done by continuing an assault until their opponent was done. I put Ole Anderson at the top of my favorites list as he was a wrestler who worked over one or more parts of his opponent’s body until that opponent could no longer function with those parts of their body. From there the victory was a given.

Bill is done pointing out and discussing the various wrestlers on the poster.

Bill:  As I mentioned a moment ago I was asked why I don’t seem to be the same wrestler I was in Asylum Wrestling Alliance where I was a multiple Grand Slam achiever. That was then and this is now. We all age as we move along the timeline of life. I’m still the same Bill Barnhart, who is a Technical Brawler and Submission expert but after years of being condemned for being horribly vicious and violent in the ring, which I wasn’t except for those times I had to deal with my half-brother Chris Shipman, I decided to tone down my attitude a bit. I decided that in matches that were not against my half-brother Chris Shipman, or the matches were not Hardcore Rules, I would abide by the rules and let the outcome of the match come out as it will.

FANS QUESTIONS FOR BILL BARNHART

Bill walks over to the desk in the studio and sits down so he can communicate with the people calling in using the speaker on the desk.

Bill:  I asked for this speaker setup so that people can call in and ask wrestling related questions that I’ll answer. We have our first caller. What is your question for me?

Caller:  Who do you feel is the best James Bond?

Bill:  I was expecting a wrestling-related question but that’s okay I’ll answer your question. Roger Moore was, in my opinion, the best James Bond. We have a second caller on the line. What is your question for me?

Caller:  Who do you feel is the best Doctor Who?

Bill:  What the . . . ? Another non-wrestling question? Tom Baker of course! And our third, and final caller, is now on the line so let’s hear a wrestling-related question for me.

Caller:  Why do you believe you can defeat Ben Jordan in your upcoming match?

Bill:  Defeating Ben Jordan will be as easy as squashing a Cockroach under my wrestling boots. Ben cannot continue to rely on past success when he doesn’t have a lot to brag about lately. Nobody can be successful looking over their shoulder and dwelling on past successes. They need to focus on the now, and the near future, in order to be successful. Watch me make easy work of Ben at Climax Control 290.

Bill turns the speaker for the phone off then he looks straight into the camera.

Bill:  Ben the shit is gonna hit the fan at Climax Control 290 and you’re the person standing in front of the fan. The saying goes that when the shit hits the fan you need to stand behind the fan not in front of it. Have fun when the shit hits the fan and splashes in your face.


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Climax Control Archives / OH...BROTHER
« on: January 06, 2021, 06:23:24 PM »
OH BROTHER!!!

Narrator:  Although Bill Barnhart wasn’t successful in his Fatal Four Way Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 286, since it was Brother David Shepherd who landed on the mat in possession of the Roulette Championship Belt, Bill opens 2021 with his first match of the new year for a shot at the Roulette Championship. This is another Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match that pits Barnhart against Agostino Romano, Miles Kasey, and Lincoln Daniels, with the winner goes on to face Brother David Shepherd for the Roulette Championship at the first Super Show of 2021. It doesn’t need to be stated, but I will state it anyway, that we all know Bill Barnhart will be the wrestler to win this match to go on to win the Roulette Championship from Brother David.

DON’T F*CK WITH ME

We switch scenes and we see Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, walking around the backstage area at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bill and Bea are casually dressed in blue jeans, pull-over shirts, and black athletic shoes. Iris, as always, is adorned in her pink diamond-studded doggy collar. The cameraman is there to keep focused on them to broadcast what they do and say to the viewers. Bill, Bea, and Iris, stop and face the camera.

Bill:  I wish to thank those viewers who tuned in today to listen to our comments leading up to my Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match to determine who faces Brother David Shepherd at the first Super Show of 2021. I have numerous items to present so please sit back, grab your favorite drink, relax, and enjoy the show.

Bea:  Before Bill launches into his presentation leading up to his match at Climax Control 289 I have a comment I wish to make. No I am not assigned to wrestle in this match as Bill is assigned to the match. So why am I contributing to his comments leading up to his match? I’m not only Bill’s wife, and a wrestler in the Bombshell Division, I’m Bill’s Manager. As his Manager I have the right to be included in his on-air time to present comments on his matches. Nobody seems to have an issue with other Managers being with their wrestler or wrestlers when they are on camera so they need to back off of me on that subject. With that out of the way I will turn it over to Bill. The first item Bill wishes to present is an incident he had in our housing development in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bill:  Our Homeowners Association is very strict when it comes to outsiders. They have a sign posted at both entrances to our development that states Huntington Landing Homeowners Association does not accept trespassers or solicitors on their property and enforcement of the no soliciting and no trespassing restriction is enforced by Gwinnett Police.

Bea:  Even with this being clearly posted at both entrances to our housing development we still have dozens of solicitors per week knocking on doors and ringing doorbells harassing homeowners. I’ll let Bill tell you about one specific incident that happened recently.

Bill:  I was walking Iris in our neighborhood when I came across a solicitor inside our housing development. As previously mentioned our Homeowners Association has clearly visible signs posted, at both entrances, stating Huntington Landing Homeowners Association does not tolerate trespassing or solicitors and the key statement is ABSOLUTELY NO SOLICITING and that it is enforced by Gwinnett Police. I asked the solicitor to please leave our neighborhood since our Homeowners Association has a strict NO SOLICITING regulation and that they have Gwinnett Police enforce it. Sorry that I’m like that but I hate being bothered constantly by solicitors whether they are trying to sell roofing, siding, windows, asking you to vote for a certain political candidate, or trying to get you to switch from your current television, internet, and phone provider. When I asked this solicitor to please leave they told me to *bleep* off so I got on my phone and called the Gwinnett Police Non-Emergency number. While waiting for the Dispatcher to answer the Non-Emergency line the solicitor got upset with me for returning their *bleep* comment which they made to me first. They put their car in park, set the emergency brake, then got out of the car and charged at me and Iris threatening to hurt both of us. If only they knew I was a professional wrestler and would have driven them face-first into the pavement they wouldn’t have threatened me. Do you remember that vile moron Iris?

Iris:  Grrrr!!!

Bill:  I know how you feel Iris. I told the solicitor since they went from being rude and cursing to communicating a threat of harm to me and Iris, which is threatening to commit Assault and Battery on us, that I’m ending my call with Gwinnett Police Non-Emergency and dialing 911 to report an emergency of an assault about to happen. No I didn’t inform the Police that if the person got closer to me I would rearranged their face in the pavement in the street but I did tell them they’re threatening to assault me and Iris. The solicitor said they’ll wait and talk to the Police so I told them fine and for them to wait. Since I had my cell phone on speaker the instant Gwinnett Police 911 Emergency picked up and the solicitor heard their voice they took their car out of park, released the emergency brake, and sped off never to be seen again. Bottom line? Don’t f*ck with me!

Bea:  Bill remained restrained during this altercation even though the solicitor threatened to harm him and Iris. I say ATTEMPT because had they tried to attack Bill they would have been quickly sent to the Intensive Care Unit at the nearest hospital as Bill would have messed them up big time.

Bill:  That incident with the vile solicitor fits well as a lead-in to my match at Climax Control 289. That match opens Climax Control 289 and it is a Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match where I face off against Agostino Romano, Miles Kasey, and Lincoln Daniels. How does it make me feel to face these three fools? It makes me feel like I’m in a Happy Days episode where I’m the Fonz, who is cool and well-liked, but I have to interact with morons like Ralph Malph, Potsie Weber, and Richie Cunningham. Sheesh! These three fools haven’t got a chance against me!

Bill, Bea, and Iris, start walking around the backstage area again. After a short time the three stop and face the camera again.

DON’T TAKE A STEP BACK. . .TAKE A STEP FORWARD

Bill:  People say when you falter you need to take a step back. I say you need to take a step forward and continue moving ahead. I admit I lost the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match for the Roulette Championship at Climax Control 286 when Brother David Shepherd landed on the mat in possession of the Roulette Championship. I refuse to take a step back and think things over. I’ll take a step forward and right the wrong that happened that night. I’ll win this Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match against Romano, Kasey, and Daniels, then go on to defeat Brother David to become the next Roulette Champion. My match opens Climax Control 289 and there are nine matches on the Card. My performance in the opening match will be so stellar, so stunning, so spectacular, so awe-inspiring that the wrestlers in the other eight matches will fail to live up to the level of my match.

KEEPING THE INNER DEMON CONTAINED

Bill, Bea, and Iris, remain where they are while their comments continue.

Bill:  I had an issue when I served in Asylum Wrestling Alliance that caused me to sometimes lose control and severely injure opponents.

Bea:  It was one of those items you try to understand and figure out but sometimes you need expert assistance to find the cause and a solution.

Bill:  When I contacted my Family Doctor, Doctor Kim, he found out that I had an inner demon that was controlling me. He said the inner demon was a primary result of having to endure the crap from my half-brother Chris Shipman. Doctor Kim said the inner demon would rise up and take control of me and during that time I would inflict severe, and often career-ending, injuries on opponents, without being conscious that I was inflicting that level of damage. He stressed that this inner demon thing was a direct result of having to face my evil half-brother, Chris Shipman, in some of the most twisted and violent matches ever known in the wrestling world. These matches were so twisted and sickening that the majority of those type of matches have been banned in nearly every Wrestling Federation on the planet. After Doctor Kim taught me how to control the inner demon, instead of allowing the inner demon to control me, I became more successful in Asylum Wrestling Alliance and gained the backing of the fans. This control allowed me to let the inner demon rise up without taking control of me so I could easily send it back inside and control it. However, Doctor Kim stated, there will be times that my inner demon and myself will be equal in strength and during those times I would have to work hard and endure to keep the demon under control.

Bea:  That worked the majority of the time. However when Bill would get assigned to another twisted and violent match against his half-brother Chris Shipman in most of those matches his inner demon would take over to the point where Bill was not able to quickly subdue it.

Bill: When I had to face my half-brother Chris Shipman I would often knowingly allow my inner demon to come out, take control, and inflict severe damage on Chris. You are wondering why I would do something like that right? If you had a half-brother in wrestling with you, and his entire life he vowed to hurt you, injure you, destroy you, and kill you, what the hell do you think you would have done with that situation? Yeah! That’s what I thought. Since you weren’t there taking the crap from my half-brother you all need to shut the hell up! Would I do that here in Sin City Wrestling of knowingly allow my inner demon to come out, take control, and inflict damage on my opponents? I don’t plan on ever doing that again. However if my opponents go so far as to perpetrated attacks on me, or have interference in the match, then if my inner demon rises up and takes control I’ll not be held responsible for the results of the damage inflicted. You’ve been warned!

Bill, Bea, and Iris, start walking around the backstage area again and the cameraman keeps focused on them. They stop near a venue that still has some leftover holiday decorations up from 2020. They look at the remaining Christmas decorations.

CHRISTMAS 2020

Bea:  Bill I really enjoyed the 2020 holiday season especially Christmas. Now the holiday season is over and we’re starting off 2021 and you get to open 2021 with a match to earn a shot at the Roulette Champion at the next Super Show.

Bill:  I honestly don’t enjoy the holiday season, especially Christmas, as I don’t enjoy trying to find gifts for others and nobody knows what to get me even though they know my top two loves, after you and Iris of course, are Chocolate and Coffee. But now that we enter 2021 and my first match of the new year is to earn another shot at the Roulette Championship I couldn’t be happier.

Bea:  You found the perfect gifts for me Bill. I don’t like people buying clothes or food items for me when they don’t really know what my size is or what I like to eat. You gave me twenty $10 Lottery Scratchers and I ended up winning a total of $150 in a combination of cash and additional tickets from the scratchers. Of course I would have loved to win the top prizes but you can’t always expect that is how things will turn out with Lottery Scratchers.

Bill:  Maybe you cannot expect to always win the top prizes in Lottery Scratchers but for sure I expect to defeat my Romano, Kasey, and Daniels, to get a shot at Brother David for the Roulette Championship! And you nailed the gifts for me with several boxes of coffee K-Cups for our Keurig coffee brewer and a box of chocolates. My two loves, after you and Iris, coffee and chocolate! Of course Iris was the easiest one to get gifts for. Anything, and I mean anything, food-related is a great gift where Iris is concerned.

Bea:  I know you’ll easily defeat Agostino Romano, Miles Kasey, and Lincoln Daniels, then you’ll defeat Brother David Shepherd and claim your rightful place as Roulette Champion.

Bill:  That’s what I plan on doing.

HOLD MY…

Bill, Bea, and Iris, once again continue walking around the backstage area of the Gold Coast Casino with the cameraman diligently doing his job of keeping his camera focused on them. While they are walking in the backstage area they are met by Senor Vinnie who is also walking around the backstage area. We notice Bill has a cup of coffee in one hand and chocolate in his other hand and he goes back and forth eating chocolate and sipping coffee.

Senor Vinnie:  Bill you really love your coffee and chocolate right?

Bea:  Yes he does! Bill loves coffee and chocolate more than he likes pepperoni pizza and Classic Coke and that says a lot about Bill and his coffee and chocolate when you know how much he loves pepperoni pizza and Classic Coke.

Bill:  I read an article where they’re predicting the world will run out of chocolate and coffee by the year 2025. My first reaction is if they run out of coffee and chocolate there’s gonna be a hell of a lot of people getting hurt at my hands.

Bill, Bea, and Vinnie, start laughing at Bill’s comments on the world running out of chocolate and coffee when an unknown person runs up to the four of them and starts going off on them.

Unknown Person:  Bill Barnhart? More like Bill Blowhard! You talk smack about hurting people if the world runs out of coffee and chocolate but you don’t seem to be doing much hurt on your opponents in the wrestling ring!

Bill pauses drinking his coffee and eating his chocolate and looks at the unknown person.

Bill:  Are you talking to me?

Unknown Person:  Well, duh, I mentioned your name didn’t I?

Bea:   I placed a call to Security and they should be here shortly to escort this moron out of the building.

The unknown person takes offense to Bea calling Security to have him taken out of the building, and also her calling him a moron, so he takes a few steps toward Bea and his fists are clenched as though he wants to hit Bea.

Bill:  Vinnie hold my coffee and chocolate while I take care of this idiot.

When the unknown person hears Bill’s comments he charges toward Bill which distracts him away from trying to hurt Bea. As the man approaches Bill in a threatening manner Bill take a defensive stance and he is ready to beat this moron into next week when Security personnel show up. They see that the unknown person perpetrated the attempted attack on Bill. Security grabs the person and starts to drag him out of the building.

Unknown Person:  I will get you one day Bill Barnhart! You’ll regret the day you called Security on me!

Bill:  It was Bea who called Security on you not me. Also since you’ll be in jail for a significant period of time I won’t hold my breath waiting to see your pathetic face again.

Security drags the unknown person out of the building and quiet returns to where Bill, Bea, Vinnie, and Iris are standing.

Senor Vinnie:  Ha ha ha!!!

Bill:  What are you laughing at Vinnie? And give me back my coffee and chocolate.

Senor Vinnie:  I’m laughing Bill. . .ha ha ha. . .because I have idiots come up to me all the time. . . ha ha ha. . .and disrespect me like that guy tried to disrespect you. Now. . .ha ha ha. . .watching it happen to you can see how I look when. . .ha ha ha ha. . .people do that to me. Here’s your coffee and chocolate back.

Bill takes possession of his coffee and chocolate from Senor Vinnie and he continues eating his chocolate and sipping his coffee.

Bill:  Probably some thug being paid by my upcoming opponents to try to intimidate me before our match. I never get intimidated so they just wasted their money and their time hiring a moronic wannabe thug. I’ll defeat the Three Stooges so quickly that I’ll break the Sound Barrier and create a Sonic Boom in the process! I mean, come on, the combined wrestling skills and abilities of my three opponents combined doesn’t even come up to half of the wrestling skills and abilities I possess. Vinnie we’re going to return to our hotel room and then get something to eat for dinner. Care to join us?

Senor Vinnie:  I appreciate the offer but I want some quiet time to ponder my match against O’Malley so I’ll see you two, and Iris, later.

Vinnie turns and walks down the hallway until he is out of sight then the cameraman returns his camera to focus on Bill and Bea.

Bill:  What should we get for dinner?

Bea:  Iris will eat anything so I say we go for Taco Bell or Wendy’s. For damn sure we’ll never eat at McDonald’s again after that horrible experience we had ordering food online then going to the restaurant to pick up the food.

Bill:  Taco Bell it is!!!

At the sound of Taco Bell Iris perks up and she’s ready for dinner. Bill and Bea thank the cameraman for his time airing their comments. They then turn and walk away from the cameraman who keeps his camera focused on them until they are out of sight then he cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.


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