The camera opens with a close up shot of all three members of the Metal Maniacs; Anthrax, Twisted Sister and Iron Maiden in an outdoor setting. All three are wearing traditional ugly Christmas sweaters with moth holes in random areas, colorful scarves draped around their necks, Anthrax has a Santa hat on his head, while Twisted Sister has on an elf hat and Iron Maiden is wearing reindeer antlers. And on all three of their faces are bright and chilling smiles and in their hands, the pages of a book of Christmas carols.
Drifting down from above, gentle snowflakes fall all around them. One starts to gently land on the nose of Iron Maiden until she turns her head up and screams bloody murder at it, threateningly brandishing a machete toward it.
Anthrax: "Seleana, this one is for you!"
The music to the melody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas plays.
Metal Maniacs: "Oh the First Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
A cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
"Oh the Second Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
Two machetes up the jacksie!
And a cast wrapped round a broken knee!"
"Oh the Third Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
Three broken fingers!
Two machetes up the jacksie!
And a cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
"Oh the Fourth Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
Four medics hovering!
Three broken fingers!
Two machetes up the jacksie!
And a cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
"Oh the fifth Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
Five family members mourning!
Four medics hovering!
Three broken fingers!
Two machetes up the jacksie!
And a cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
"Oh the Sixth Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana!
Six pallbearers!
Five family members mourning!
Four medics hovering!
Three broken fingers!
Two machetes up the jacksie!
And a cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
"Oh the Seventh Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
Seven spinal discs ruptured!
Six pallbearers!
Five family members mourning!
Four medics hovering!
Three broken fingers!
Two machetes up the jacksie!
And a cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
"Oh the Eighth Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
Eight nuns a praying!
Seven spinal discs ruptured!
Six pallbearers!
Five family members mourning!
Four medics hovering!
Three broken fingers!
Two machetes up the jacksie!
And a cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
"Oh the Ninth Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
Nine pints of blood a spilled!
Eight nuns a praying!
Seven spinal discs ruptured!
Six pallbearers!
Five family members mourning!
Four medics hovering!
Three broken fingers!
Two machetes up the jacksie!
And a cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
"Oh the Tenth Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
Ten relation leaping (off a bridge)!
Nine pints of blood a spilled!
Eight nuns a praying!
Seven spinal discs ruptured!
Six pallbearers!
Five family members mourning!
Four medics hovering!
Three broken fingers!
Two machetes up the jacksie!
And a cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
"Oh the Eleventh Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
Eleven mourners singing!
Ten relation leaping (off a bridge)!
Nine pints of blood a spilled!
Eight nuns a praying!
Seven spinal discs ruptured!
Six pallbearers!
Five family members mourning!
Four medics hovering!
Three broken fingers!
Two machetes up the jacksie!
And a cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
"Oh the Twelfth Scream of Christmas, it surely gives to Seleana,
Twelve fans not caring!
Eleven mourners singing!
Ten relation leaping (off a bridge)!
Nine pints of blood a spilled!
Eight nuns a praying!
Seven spinal discs ruptured!
Six pallbearers!
Five family members mourning!
Four medics hovering!
Three broken fingers!
Two machetes up the jacksie!"
"And a cast wrapped around a broken knee!"
Their song ends with all three of their heads together in what would be a touching way if you didn't know these three psychopaths. Their gleaming eyes turn to the camera.
Anthrax: "I love Christmas!"
Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister's eyes are wide open as they scream wildly in response!
