Alexis Morrison...
I keep thinking that something isn't right. I keep thinking that somebody, somewhere, is laughing their head off, having a good time with this. It's like I've been listening to a joke that went on for far too long, and then, in the end, it isn't funny. I'm still waiting for a punchline, but it has either never come or has gone over my head so far, I couldn't see it. Something happened here. And I'm not sure what exactly is was.
Was it unexpected? Yes. Was it shocking? A little. Does it change the way I'm going to go about my business? No. Really, if anything, it was more effective when I didn't know who you were. Now that I know, I am, as I previously stated...underwhelmed. It's like someone has spoiled a movie I wanted to see. Then I go see it anyway. It's lost it's luster at that point.
Before, this was a cryptic mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an enigma. Now, it's a cheap cop out ending. You, Alexis Morrison, have become the equivilent of the Maxtrix: Revolutions. There, I said it.
Am I going to deny that you got the jump on me two weeks ago? No. Can I deny that you took me down last week after I wrestled a match? No. Does it mean I'm afraid or concerned? No. In fact, since I know it's you, and not someone...better...I am all the more confident. We'll see what happens this week, and then when this belt is one the line. Because I'm going warn you now, it's going to take more than you got to put me down Alexis. If you don't beleive me, you can ask Jessie after this match is over.
Jessie, I feel like I owe you a proper match. I feel like we have unfinished business to attend to. People just like to interfere in your matches as well as mine. People just like to get involved in our business. And sadly, I cannot make the gurantee than someone will run down and interfere this time. Because really, I want to face you straight up. I want to face you at your best, me at mine, without having to worry about someone just getting all excitied and running down to the ring. I can't say it won't happen. I just hope that it doesn't.
I respect you and your skills Jessie, I respect the fact that you want to be bombshell's champion, that you want to be the triple crown winner in SCW. I like a girl with ambition and goals. It's time we had more of that. And I hope that I can inspire more people to reach beyond what they think they're capable of. You are an amazing story Jessie. You could go down as one of the top females in SCW history.
It's just not going to be against me Jessie. Bad arm or not, Alexis Morrison or not, I'm coming into this "Sunday Night Seduction" episode ready, willing, and able to defeat you and retain my championship again. I have welcomed all comers Jessie, you are not the first, you won't be the last. One day, you will have your time Jessie. I know that for sure. You can Misty a run for her money last week. And she is, a pretty tough customer. And I know you have to be in order to do what you did. But the bottom line is Jessie, you are another opponent I have to defeat. Because I need to see the look on Alexis' face when I retain the title against her too. When I put her back into obscurity from whence she came.
It's not personal Jessie, it's business. Being the champion means you have to be ready for everyone. Even the people you don't have a problem with, coming after you. But that seems to be the issue with me lately. People just want to attack me for some reason. People just want to see me fail. They want to see me go down. Get discouraged, whatever the case may be. I know you don't personally, but in the end, it'll boils down to attain what's currently on my shoulder. The bombshell's championship. And I don't plan on losing this title for a long time. Because I've got a lot more work to do, and I can't stop now. One day Jessie, you will be at the top.
July 28th, will not be that day. I'm sorry.
Bring your best, I'll bring mine, and even not 100%, I'm going to give you a fight like you won't imagine. I'm standing right here Jessie, come and get me.
And make sure you're watching Alexis. And if you feel froggy, you can jump in too.
[ We open on the roof of a building, where Roxi and Andrea sit, waiting. Roxi continually rolls her shoulder, injured at the hands of Alexis Morrison]
Andrea - Are you Okay?
Roxi - I'm fine.
Andrea - Really? Because I could swear you've been working out your shoulder for the past 20 minutes.
Roxi - I said I'm fine.
Andrea - I know, and that makes you a liar.
Roxi - Listen, I'm fine, and that's the end of it.
Andrea - You could just take the night off you know. I can handle this.
Roxi - You don't need to lecture me. I'm fine, and you don't need to worry about it.
Andrea - I kinda half to. You are my partner and I'm responsible if you get hurt.
Roxi - I'm not going to miss beating up bad guys for anything.
Andrea - Listen, Rox, you don't have anything to prove. It's fine for you to go get some rest.
Roxi - Drop it. I'm here.
Andrea - Wait, are you supposed to be able to heal from this kind of stuff?
Roxi - Yeah. Why?
Andrea - So, why aren't you healed?
Roxi - I...I don't know.
Andrea - I think you need to see one of the doctors to get healed.
Roxi - I told you...
Andrea - Yes, I know, you're fine. Just...do me a favor, promise me you'll see someone after we're done here.
Roxi - ...
Andrea - C'mon...
Roxi - Ugh. Fine. Now will you please let it go before we completely miss what we're here for.
Andrea - Fine. And thanks.
Roxi - Whatever.
[ The next day, They are the guild medical lab. ]
Andrea - How do you feel?
Roxi - Better. I don't even think we need to be here.
Andrea - Stop trying to get out it.
Roxi - I'm not.
Andrea - You are a terrible liar.
Roxi - I just don't see the need to burden these doctors.
Andrea - They're here for our benefit.
Roxi - Even so...It's not a big deal.
Andrea - It was a big deal last night when I had to save you from unarmed thugs because you couldn't fight. You keep going at this rate, without me, you'll be dead next time.
Roxi - Says you. I've been through worse.
Andrea - Oh I'm sure.
[ They walk up to two men in lab coats. ]
Andrea - Gents, we have a problem. Well...actually, she has the problem.
Roxi - It's not a problem.
Andrea - Yes it is.
Roxi - No, it's not.
Andrea - Yes it is.
Roxi - No, it's not.
Andrea - Yes it is.
Roxi - No, it's not.
Andrea - Yes it is.
Dr. Palmer - Enough!
Roxi - Sorry. I don't want to waste your guys time...
Andrea - She's just shy.
Dr. Palmer - Anyway, what's the problem?
Roxi - Nothing.
Andrea - Her shoulder is shot. Do you have any fast acting healing stuff? Like a gel or something?
Dr. Palmer - No. Not really.
Roxi - Well, that sucks. Alright, let's go.
Andrea - Hold it! What do you have?
Dr. Palmer - Well, I don't think we have much. Let me look. Dr. Chandler...
Dr. Chandler - Yes?
Dr. Palmer - What do you think? Anything to relieve pain?
Dr. Chandler - We have...well, that's still experimental.
Andrea - What is it?
Roxi - Forget it. I am not a human guinea pig.
Dr. Palmer - It's an energy patch. It releases a adrenaline-like charge to the body, shutting out all pain for days.
Andrea - So, what's wrong with it?
Dr. Chandler - It lasts for days. It's a health risk.
Andrea - What if she...only used it when she's in pain?
Dr. Palmer - It hasn't been tested that thoroughly.
Andrea - Then she'll try it.
Dr. Palmer - She will?
Dr. Chandler - She will?
Roxi - I will?
Andrea - Of course, we'll just use it when your in pain, then take it off when the pain goes away. What's the worst that could happen?
[ A few hours later, Roxi is trying to sleep, but cannot.]
Andrea - What are you doing awake? It's 6am.
Roxi - It's that patch. I can't sleep. I'm too wired. It's like I've had 60 cups of coffee. Without the peeing thing.
Andrea - Didn't you take it off.
Roxi - Of course I did! Jeez, why don't you get off my case!
[Roxi storms out of the room, putting on her costume. ]
Andrea - What are you doing?
Roxi - I'm going to go fight some crime, wanna come with?
Andrea - Uh, I don't think you should be doing that right now.
Roxi - You're no fun.
Andrea - You need to try to get some sleep.
Roxi - I'll sleep when I'm dead. C'mon, let's go!
Andrea - No! Get back into bed.
Roxi - I will...but you gotta catch me first!
[Roxi does some football juke moves before swinging out the window.]
Andrea - Ah crap.
[Andrea rushes to put on her costume and chase after Roxi...]
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[A few hours later, Andrea returns, only to find Roxi already there, making cookies...]
Roxi - Where have you been?
Andrea - Out looking for you. What the heck is all this?
Roxi - I made cookies! Try some.
[ Trying at least to appease her friend, Andrea bites down...]
Andrea - Ugh. This is awful.
Roxi - Hold on, I'm making more.
Andrea - I think there's enough...
Roxi - EAT THEM!
Andrea - What is the matter with you?
[ She tastes another cookie.]
Andrea - This cookie has a penny in it.
Roxi - They're little surprises.
Andrea - You need to calm down.
Roxi - I AM CALM!
[ Due to her yelling, the baby next door starts crying.]
Roxi - Oh my god, that baby does nothing but cry.
Andrea - That's what babies do.
Roxi - Well not today!
Andrea - Wait, where are you going?
Roxi - To settle this.
Andrea = Wait!
[Roxi rushes out the door, slamming the door in Andrea's face, causing her to lose her balance and fall. Roxi runs down the hall and knocks...]
Roxi - Open up Baby! I know you're in there! I can hear you crying!
Alice, the neighbor - Roxi? What are you doing here?
Roxi - Stay out of this, Alice, this is between me and the baby....Who is just so cute! Look at her! She's adorable! Can I hold her?
Alice, the neighbor - I don't think that is such a good idea.
Roxi - Give her to me!
[Without warning, Roxi snatches the baby from Alice and runs down the hall back to her room.]
Andrea - What the...
Roxi - Look what I got! A baby! I'm going to name her Velma, so she grows up to solve mysteries with a talking dog!
Andrea - That's enough of this!
Roxi - Hold that thought.
Andrea - What are you...
[Roxi places the baby on the counter and grabs a sharper and writes "Roxi" on her onesie]
Roxi - Ta-Da!
Andrea - Did you just write your name on that baby?
Roxi - Maybe. It's mine. Don't you right your name on your stuff?
Andrea - You don't own that baby!
Roxi - I do now. My name is on it.
Andrea - It's a person!
Roxi - It's a baby.
Andrea - You know what, this has got to stop. *sigh* part of me is going to enjoy this...
[After knocking Roxi out with a tranq dart, Andrea ties her to the bed and then departs for the Guild science lab.]
Andrea - Guys...
Dr. Palmer - Oh hey, you took the patch right? How does it work?
Dr. Chandler - We hope well.
Andrea - Actually, no. It's an awful thing. It causes people to stay awake for days on end.
Dr. Palmer - Well, that was what we said.
Dr. Chandler - It's why it was experimental.
Andrea - I know. But removing the patch caused her to have wild mood swings.
Dr. Palmer - Oh...that's not good.
Dr. Chandler - Not good at all.
Andrea - How long until this wears off.
Dr. Palmer - We'll have to do some calculations. Where is she now?
Andrea - I tied her to the bed.
Dr. Palmer - ...
Dr. Chandler - ...
Andrea - Not like that, you perverts! I did it so she couldn't get away. Or kidnap any more infants.
Dr. Palmer - ...
Dr. Chandler - ...
Andrea - Calculations...!
Dr. Palmer - Oh, right... Well,
[The sheet comes up.]
Dr. Chandler - It says here if she doesn't use the patch again, the substance will be run through her body completely in 24 hours after it's first use.
Andrea - Wonderful.
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[Back home, Andrea sees Roxi trying to bite through the ropes she's tied up with.]
Roxi - What an excellent day for an exorcism.
Andrea - That's not funny.
Roxi - So undo these ropes.
Andrea - Are you sure I can trust you?
Roxi - I'm positive it's worn off.
Andrea - So, you won't be kidnapping infants anymore?
Roxi - No. I know you don't own things because you write your name on them.
Andrea - Good to hear.
Roxi - It's not my fault, it was that energy patch.
Andrea - Yeah, I guess it's kinda my fault.
Roxi - Well, it's not your fault entirely. You were just trying to help. How could you have known I would bake cookies with pennys in them?
Andrea - Or steal a baby.
Roxi - I said I was sorry.
Andrea - Alright, all is forgiven.
Roxi - Thanks. Now could you please let me out of here? my shoulder is killing me, and I have a match this week.
Andrea - Oh yeah, you know, you should probably see a doctor about that.
Roxi - ...Sometimes...I hate you.
