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Results / SCU presents... Underground Ep. 130 (Results)
« on: May 04, 2022, 12:57:39 AM »Underground Ep. 130
Sin City Underground Ep 130 comes to you taped in front of a limited live audience of 60% capacity, wearing face masks and social distancing between groups, at the Mytilene Municipal Stadium in Lesbos, Greece. This episode will air on WGN and the Sin City Network at 11:59pm PST on Saturday, April 30th, 2022.
The scene opens in the centre of the ring, where see The Fallen T-shirt and just below it the GRIME Championship.
Rest In Peace
Rolanda B. Mudd.
Rolanda B. Mudd.
The camera focuses on the Fallen T-shirt before slowly fading out.
We find our way back to Rory’s Tavern, where Rory is seen wearing the same shirt just shown seconds ago, courtesy of GRIME Champion, Amy Santino. Rory pauses to let the camera take a look at it. He is quickly serving up drinks to the crowd of superstars inside of his bar. After a moment of this, he stops to look at the camera.
Rory: Oh, hey. Welcome to Rory’s Tavern. What can I getcha?
Cameraman: You.
Rory gasps and traces a finger down his chest with a quirky smile on his face.
Rory: Sir, I am not on the menu…
Cameraman: I hear you just wanted a camera back here because you had something to say.
Rory nods his head.
Rory: Oh, yeah, yeah. Call me later, stud.
Rory pulls out a pen and clicks it, laughing after having taken the joke there. The cameraman is heard groaning, and Rory pulls back.
Rory: I have some shit to get off my chest, and it’s a few weeks in the making at this point. Joshua Acquin, GRIME Champion thought he could get out of facing me by leaving me in the ring by myself to take the loss. Classic avoidance, bro. Thankfully Lexa saw through that bullshit and gave me the chance to face Joshua at Into the Void XI anyway. And tonight, I get the chance to do things my way. When I team up with…
Tatsu: One shot of Quasimotoooooo…
Winter: Make that two!
Rory is cut short as he turns to see the Kawaii Dragons both standing there. He sighs and pulls out two shot glasses. He begins mixing.
Rory: So tonight when me and Chelsea beat those two GRIME posers, Joshua and Amy…
Winter: Amy?
Rory smirks again with this interruption.
Rory: Yeah, your best buddy.
Winter: Well, my best buddy is about to lose the GRIME Championship, because I said there was no way in hell she would ever get that title again. And I plan to make sure of that.
Rory: As long as you let it be for this week, I couldn’t care less. I’m going to make Joshua pay for that.
Winter: Aw, man. He pays so much simping over Amy. Cut him some slack.
Tatsu: Yeah… B…. Quasimotoooooooooo! Seriously, can I get more than one line at a time?
Rory slides a glass to each Kawaii Dragon and slings the towel over and onto his shoulder. He leans on the bar and looks at the camera.
Rory: I’m calling it now. If I win…
Tatsu: What does Rory mean? If you win?
Winter: Yeah, why are you trying to sound like one of those good guys. You mean when you beat his ass!
Rory clears his throat.
Rory: Fine. When I win against Acquin tonight…
Winter: No, not when you win! When you beat his ass…
Rory puts the palm of his hand against his forehead and shakes his head.
Tatsu: Yeah! Rory beat Joshua’s ass so bad, if he starts match off, he won’t even have to tag in Chelsea LeClair.
Winter: Fuck Chelsea LeClair! And the Lacroix! And Le Coven. All the La’s!
Tatsu: Fuck Celeste North, too! And Mercedes Vargas!
Winter stops dead in her tracks and glares at Tatsu, holding a hand up.
Winter: Do not go there with mama.
Tatsu: Fine, she is probably better than Celeste, but nowhere near Darling.
Winter: One more word against my mama, I’m gonna have to slap Delia Darling so hard that she’s gonna come out looking like Lady Gaga.
Tatsu: Ooooooooh! No, if Winter put hand on Darling, Tatsu will slap her so hard, she will look like Avril Lavigne, and nobody wants look like Avril Lavigne. She so stupid… Like when she figure out difference between boys and girls. No need to make it any more obvious!
Rory holds a hand up, waving it at the camera to bring attention back to himself.
Rory: … You can write me and Josh in for a Bar Room Brawl at Into the Void XI. I think we’re done here…
Winter: If you just want to dance with him, why don’t you ask him out? No need to bring him into a bar room ball.
Rory shakes his head and goes to the other side of the bar as the Kawaii Dragons take their shots and slam the glasses down. The cameraman sees the tension, and speaks up.
Cameraman: So, Winter. It seems like there’s several champions with opponents set up for Into the Void XI. Any ideas about who you’re going to be fighting?
Winter scoffs and rolls her eyes.
Winter: So, when the fuck do cameramen talk? You’re not even supposed to ask questions. Are they really trying to get rid of Dev that bad? I get that everyone like Marissa better, but come on, bud.
Tatsu: Nuh uh! Not true. You and all the other Canadians prefer Gemma Frost.
Winter: Nah, fuck her. Marissa is going to be the most missed interviewer. She’s the Mercedes Vargas of SCU interviewers. Just ask that washed up interviewer, Holly Wood.
Holly Wood pops into the shot and looks right at Winter.
Holly: Why you gotta badmouth all the other Mean Girls?
Winter: We do not. We never once said a bad thing about Liz Smalls. Nobody knows where she’s been. She couldn’t even be bothered to get inducted into the SCW Hall of Fame.
Kelli Torres comes into the shot next.
Kelli: Holly Wood is a great interviewer. Matter of fact, she could interview you right now so that the cameraman doesn’t have to ask the questions.
Cameraman: I didn’t want to have to ask anything. But your…
Tatsu: Hey! I know that voice! Take that mask off Eric Weaver!
Tatsu reaches behind the camera, and there is a struggle. But Tatsu pulls the mask off and the camera catches a glimpse of Eric’s face for a second, and it accidentally focuses down the bar at Dax and Rory talking.
Rory: Man, what are you doing here tonight?
Dax: I’m just here for the show, bruh.
Rory: What show? The show is at ringside.
Dax points to the back door as it flies open.
Javier: One Corona and one shot of saki, stat!
Javi comes rushing through the door with Omasa hot on his tail. Javi grabs the Corona on his way through the other door. Omasa stops and takes the shot of saki, enjoying it for just a second before moving on. Holly shrugs her shoulder as the camera goes back to focusing on her and the Kawaii Dragons.
Holly: So, like that hunk behind the camera said, who you facing at Into the Void?
Winter takes another shot and then rolls her eyes.
Winter: Man, it doesn’t matter who I face. Bring out any of those bitches in the locker room, and I’ll put any one of them down.
Tatsu leans in with a big smile on her face.
Tatsu: Does Winter think there is at least ooooooooooone lady in the locker room who could give her good match?
Winter just laughs.
Winter: Yeah, there’s one. That’s only when she shows up to handle my managerial duties, but she’s not part of the roster.
Tatsu: You can’t think of at least oooooooooooooone lady in the locker room who might beat you?
Winter: So, Tatsu. You ever seen ESPN and they start talking about different athletes, and their pictures pop up. And they swipe the pictures away to go to the next? I could do that with the entire women’s roster in SCU, one at a time, and there would be no one left. That’s how sure I am that there isn’t even one.
Tatsu sighs and begins jutting her thumbs at herself.
Tatsu: Not even ooooooooooooooooooooooooone?
Winter: Why don’t you pull up one of those screens with all the roster pictures so I can swipe them away to show her what I mean?
Rory picks up a remote and turns it on. Pictures show up with the entire women’s roster shows up on the screen. Winter swipes Amy’s picture away.
Winter: You’re fucking trash…
Winter swipes Jenifer’s picture away.
Winter: I already beat your ass…
Winter swipes away Merlot’s picture.
Winter: You can go ahead and stand at the back of the line…
She swipes Delia’s picture away.
Winter: Darling is actually on the roster? Hapooie, I spit on names like that! I would actually spit, but I’m not gonna spit on Rory’s floor because that’s disrespectful.
Eric: I think we need to get back to ringside for another match.
Winter: Shut the fuck up, cameraman! I thought we already established that you’re to be seen and not heard. I mean…
The camera quickly cuts back to ringside.
SCU Combat Championship Contendership Match for Into the Void XI
Jerry Cann Vs Jamie Staggs Vs Andrew Borg
Borg nails a Release Suplex on Jamie right out of the gate. He ducks a clothesline from Jerry, and nails him with a Hook Kick. He picks Jamie up and sends him into the ropes. Jamie bounces off of them, and ducks a Superman Punch. He leapfrogs over Jerry, and as he comes back, he leapfrogs Jerry again, only to get a Superkick from Borg. Jerry surprises Borg with a Wristlock. Borg feigns injury, but in such an exaggerated way that the referee doesn’t check on him. Jake Jeckel watches intently, studying everyone. Borg reverses the hold and then shoves Jerry into the corner. Jamie rolls him up from behind, barely getting a one count. Borg ducks a Spinning Back Heel Kick, but Jamie follows through with a Legsweep. Jerry rocks Jamie with a hard jab between the eyes. He whips Jamie into the ropes and tries to catch him with a Rear Chinlock, Jamie moves slightly, and Jerry rams his knee to Jamie’s tailbone. He puts Jamie down into a Dragon Sleeper. Jake begins trying to cheer Jamie on, much to the surprise of the crowd. Jamie struggles against it. Luckily for him, Borg comes up from behind and kicks the back of Jerry’s head. Jake grabs Borg’s ankle and trips him up while the referee checks on Jamie. He drags Borg outside and bounces his head off of the ring steps. As Borg rebounds from that, Jake nails him with the Combat Championship. He slides him inside of the ring and calls Jamie over. But Jerry sneers at Jake as he gets Jamie into the Cobra Clutch. After a bit of a battle, Jamie passes out. Jerry Cann wins No. 1 Contendership to the Combat Championship at Into the Void XI. Jerry slides out of the ring, almost mocking Jake as he backs up the rampway.
The show cuts backstage to a determined Cordelia Clark. She’s got much on her mind at this point considering what she has been through as of late. Still, with the camera on her, she is not wasting any time expressing her thoughts.
Cordelia: There’s a question that I have to ask. If you’ve already got one world championship in the company, is it disrespectful to chase the other world title? I am going to get some flak for saying this and I honestly don’t care, but ultimately, I think it IS disrespectful. Angel of Filth, you already have the SCU Underground Championship that you took from me no thanks to my sister’s sabotage and now there you were trying to win the GRIME title too? I wasn’t going to stand for that. There was no way that I was going to let that happen when in my book, things are still unresolved between you and I. You all but took that title from me due to BS circumstances and then when I tried to win it back from you, well… it was the same deal more or less. BUT, I’ve overcome my sister now and my focus is on you and getting that title back. My career in this company has been a roller coaster that I didn’t even ask for ever since I lost that title and winning that title back from you would certainly stabilize things. I KNOW I can beat you! I mean, Chelsea LeClair has been doing a hell of a job having your number lately, has she not?
You’re a champion that is hanging by a thread in my book and if I have to move heaven and earth to regain that title and become a two time world champion in my own right, so be it. I’m not going to be that pushover. I’m done being a victim of my sister and her nonsense. When I beat her at Blaze of Glory, I put her behind me and I focused squarely on YOU. So, I want you to sit back and I want you to watch someone who knows how to be a main event player in Sin City Underground show you how it’s done. And that’s what brings me to YOU… Kelli Torres…
Cordelia takes a pause as she narrows her eyes with determination. She’s doing her best to focus on the task at hand even though she’s made it very clear that she’s still got her eyes set on that SCU Underground Championship that meant so much to her.
Cordelia: You haven’t been doing so well for yourself, have you Kelli? I mean, you did have a recent GRIME title shot and that didn’t go so well for you. I mean, it REALLY didn’t go well for you. It went so bad for you that you had Amy Santino openly call you a disappointment. YIKES! I mean, I know she’s got a tongue on her, but DAMN! To be openly called a disappointment? I think the only thing worse than that is being called Hayley Halsey. But it doesn't matter. I’m not going to obsess over that. What you are to me is someone that I’ve got to face and that I’ve got to beat. You’re the obstacle that’s in my path and you’re the opponent that I’ve got to beat in order to send a real serious message to Angel of Filth. I think the problem with you, Kelli, is that you’re too happy go lucky. If your most recent matches are anything to go by, I’m not so sure that you want this bad enough. The thing that separates you from me is the go getter attitude. I know that I’ve got that in spades, but you on the other hand? I’m not so sure with you. Being down to earth is one thing but then sometimes I see your matches and I think you might even be too lazy to really get to that next level. Bold? Sure. But I’ve never been in this company to cater to other people’s feelings.
So, Angel of Filth… you better be watching this. You better see how I outclass Kelli in every way when I go on to defeat her. Because you and me one on one with no “Morganna” distraction? I KNOW that I can beat you and that’s exactly what I will do WHEN I get another chance against you and WHEN I regain the SCU Underground Championship that deep down in my heart, I’m never going to feel like you deserve.
Call it ‘youth and stupidity’, call it me being stubborn, but one thing that I’m NOT afraid of beating you for the title when it’s all said and done will FINALLY clear that dark cloud over my head that I’ve had to deal with for months.
Cordelia maintains that determined glare in her eyes as the scene cuts out.
We come back to Rory’s Tavern as Rory is seen sighing.
Rory: I give up… This is clearly not about me anymore.
Winter: You’re damn right it’s not!
Winter is still swiping pictures off of the screen. She smirks over at Kelli, getting a drink from Rory, and then swipes Kelli’s picture.
Winter: Man, she ain’t done shit in over a year. Fuck this bitch…
Kelli spits her drink out, ready to speak up, but Holly shakes her head and holds a hand up. She winks at Kelli and mouths “trust me”. Kelli reluctantly nods back. Winter looks the list over and swipes Esther’s picture away.
Winter: She ain’t nothing either. I could fuck her up, but I’ll di her a favor and let her have another pay-per-view off, sitting at home so she can just get fucked by Andrey. Make them babies. Mother Mavis’s baby factory is closed, and that family is dead.
Winter then swipes Morganna off the screen.
Winter: Morganna ain’t shit. And if Morganna ain’t shit, and Cordelia is worse than her, how do I even say that…
She swipes Cordelia off the screen. Tatsu sighs.
Tatsu: Hold on. What about her?
She points at her own picture on the screen. Winter scratches her head before swiping Tatsu’s picture off the screen.
Winter: Oh, she doesn’t even count.
Tatsu gasps.
Tatsu: What do you mean, does not count, Winter-san?
Winter: Like I said, it doesn’t count. The last thing anyone wants to see is for me to beat you up. We’re the Kawaii Dragons.
Tatsu hums now and twists her foot against the floor, trying to figure the best way to say “fuck you” without saying it like that.
Tatsu: Ummmmmm…… does Tatsu need remind Winter-san that last time we face off in ring, way back in Honor Wrestling, was Tatsu that beat Winter? Hurt her knee, and when Winter say she’s okay, Tatsu say “Okay!” and keep kicking ass?
Winter: That was me testing you, young grasshopper.
Winter pats Tatsu on the top of the head like a little child. Tatsu’s face sours greatly as she points at Dahlia’s picture.
Tatsu: You can beat anybody? I’m going to tell Dahlia you said that! Hmph!
Tatsu storms off, and Winter laughs. But then, she looks at the picture of Dahlia and her eyes widen.
Winter: Wait. Wait!
Winter goes to follow after Tatsu, and then the cameras go back to Rory, who is standing by with Dax, Dorian, Stewart, Gianni, Shorty, Jamie, Eyesnsane, who is holding a bottle of Jack Daniels, all shooting the shit with him. Rory looks at the camera and shrugs. He nudges his head over to Earl and Dahlia sitting at a nearby table.
Rory: Man, if Tatsu would have just turned around, she would have seen that Dahlia just walked in the front door with Stewart and Earl a few minutes ago.
Dahlia shrugs her shoulders.
Dahlia: It’s okay. Winter wouldn’t want to face me if she likes having that Combat Championship around her bloody waist anyway.
Just then, Esther comes storming through the front door, looking for Winter.
Esther: Look here, you little bitch! I…
Andrey comes up behind Esther, giving her a hug out of pity as she slumps over. Rory juts his thumb toward the back door. Esther finds a bar stool to slump over on. Andrey spots Jerry Cann down at the end of the bar, nursing a brew. His eyes light up as he walks over to Jerry.
Andrey: Jerry, comrad! Congratulations on beating two men to win contendership to SCU Combat Championship!
Jerry: Thanks, Andrey.
Andrey takes a beer and clinks it with Jerry’s. He takes a sip off of it before leaning on the bar.
Andrey: I hope you win the championship. I would love to see you as a singles champion in SCU before closing.
Jerry: That means a lot coming from you. I’ll be doing my best.
Andrey: Ah, yes. I plan to earn contendership to Combat Championship too, and would hate to embarrass Jake by proving his victory over me as… what you say… fluke? It would be interesting to see if Jerry Cann versus Andrey Azarov turns out different with champion’s advantage being on the other side.
It is clear that Andrey is flexing, but Jerry takes a long sip from his beer before putting down a few bills and pointing to Andrey and then himself. Rory nods and takes the bills up.
Jerry: When I beat Jake at Into the Void XI, I’ll be sure to put in a good word for you.
Andrey winks as Jerry walks off. He nurses his beer as the camera looks around to see all is calm, and goes elsewhere.
Recorded Earlier
Somewhere on the island of Lesbos.
Dev finds Raisa and the Jeckels preparing their freak show for the next showing, Raisa welcomes Dev into the tent.
Raisa: Again Welcome, Dev.
Dev: Hello Raisa.
Raisa: We know why you're here.
Jack, Jake, and Helena walk into the frame.
Helena: Welcome Mr. Dev. It is always nice to speak to you.
Dev: Upcoming you will face Morganna and Skag with your Pride tag team titles on the line.
Jack: Mr. Dev, we know what you are thinking, who do we prepare for a tag we have never faced before, it is quite simple Mr. Dev, Raisa studies every opponent, and they study every opponent. Mr. Dev we are always prepared to face all unknown opponents.
Helena: Morganna and Skag feel they are prepared to fight and defeat us, they are not, you cannot prepare for the unknown, we have no fear, we know no bounds, and we are prepared to do what we have to the remain Pride tag team champions, we will not be defeated.
Jack It is written so it shall be done.
Dev: And Jake, you will be present as the special timekeeper for the combat title number one contender match.
Jake: Time moves back and forth, for Jamie, Jerry, and Andrew time will not be kind to them for it leads to me.
Singles Match
Cordelia Clark Vs Kelli Torres
Kelli stands at her corner as she watches Cordelia playing to the crowd. Cordelia poses for the crowd, drawing in some cheers. After a few words exchanged, Cordelia charges at Kelli. Kelli jumps and rocks Cordelia’s chin with a Pele kick. Cordelia stumbles back against the ropes. She instantly charges Kelli to the ground, and the two begin to brawl. However, Kelli quickly gets the advantage, pinning Cordelia down with one hand while rapidly punching with the other. Cordelia maneuvers her feet so that she can begin kicking Kelli in the stomach, just enough for her to let go of her shoulder. Cordelia gets out from under Kelli and she drives a knee into Kelli’s face. Kelli falls back. Cordelia jumps onto Kelli’s chest. She immediately follows up with an Elbow Drop. She goes for a cover, barely gaining a two. She lifts Kelli up, looking for a Double Underhook Suplex, but Kelli lifts Cordelia back, and drops her with a Reverse Suplex. She gets a two count. She lifts Cordelia up, and whips her into the ropes. Kelli charges her, and Cordelia maneuvers into the Heartbreaker to Kelli! She breathes heavily as she goes for the cover. She gets a near three when Angel of Filth yanks Cordelia out of the ring by her ankles. She and Cordelia begin arguing until Filth nails a Black Mist and begins beating Cordelia with her lock and chain. Kelli Torres wins via disqualification. Security comes down to break up the brawl, which is a slow process. Eventually, they carry Filth up the rampway, kicking and screaming while medical checks on Cordelia. She insists she’s fine.
The show cuts backstage to Morganna, who seems to be in a decent mood. Getting involved in a tag team match was something that she wasn’t expecting, but nonetheless, she’s finding herself in a confident mood as she begins to express her thoughts.
Morganna: You know, I have to admit this. Last week, when I found out that I was going to be in a pretty random tag team match with Skag, I was skeptical. I mean, I have had my own tag team experiences particularly with she who shall not be named and everything, but I didn’t know how this was going to work out. I don’t know Skag. I didn’t even know anything about him prior to last week, but nevertheless, it turned out to be a good experience. I mean, we WON so that should say a lot. I mean, it was damn nice to be in a tag team where I DIDN’T have to carry the weight for a change unlike… okay, I’m REALLY going to try not to mention HER even in passing.
Morganna takes a pause to scoff for a bit as it’s clear that Cordelia Clark is still somewhat of a sore subject for her.
Morganna: So yeah, a completely random pairing managed to get the job done once and I figured that it was going to be a one time thing where I got the victory and we both moved on with our lives. NOPE. We’re teaming with each other again and to make things even MORE interesting, we’ve got tag team titles at stake. INTERESTING. Now see… this I don’t know how to feel about. My goal at this point is to win my first singles championship because I REALLY want to prove that I don’t need a certain someone to get ahead in my career and this ISN’T a singles championship, but at the same time it is still a championship and Skag and I did get along so at this point, I’m not questioning it nor am I doubting it. I’m pretty much figuring why the hell not and why not us? We’re pretty much the most random team you could put together for a tag title shot, but it’s not like it CAN’T work.
Especially since the team that we’re dealing with is the Jeckels…
Morganna pauses again to roll her eyes, making it clear that she doesn’t think highly of them whatsoever.
Morganna: Yeah, that’s a team that bugs me, namely Helena. I mean, honestly Helena, you’/ve been such an afterthought in Sin City Underground for so long that I didn’t even realize you were one half of the Pride Tag Team Champions. I suppose it is what it is on that, whatever… but something that I do want to let you know is that I HAVE broken out of that shadow. I’m in this for myself… and of course Skag in this instance. You’re not facing “Morgan Clark” anymore. Morgan Clark was nothing more than a product of the system, a carbon copy of what everyone else wanted her to be and a weak little shit who didn’t know how to think for herself. However, what I am now IS an independent thinker that doesn’t give a FUCK about the standards of anyone else but her own. I’m not that same bitch that would just blindly follow that lame Ivy league bullshit! I’m not the prissy little princess that wanted to purify everything and talk about virtue and all of that other nonsense. FUCK virtue! FUCK that stupid Ivy League education I wasted time and money on. That didn’t get me SHIT as far as the wrestling business is concerned.
I’m my own woman now! I’m a damn rebel if I say so myself. That ONE loss at Blaze of Glory aside, breaking free from the standards that were forced upon me growing up, my career has actually gotten BETTER! So considering that and considering that Skag and I basically worked well together and acted like a mixed tag team that has been doing this for years, why CAN’T we win those titles tonight? Sorry Helena, it’s going to happen. You can kiss those titles goodbye. I know that you have a thing for losing and falling short against the LESSER BEINGS in my bloodline, so yeah I’ve got EVERY REASON to be confident.
Skag, I don’t have much to say to you other than we just need to keep up what we did last week and we’re going to be the new Pride Tag Team Champions. I can rely on you, which is a LOT coming from me since I barely trust anyone these days. But I do trust YOU… and we’re not going to mess this up and let these idiots hold these titles for a second longer…
So here’s one to YOU, Helena…. You piece of shit…
Morganna flips the finger at the camera, scoffing once more before she turns and heads out of the room. Following that, the scene cuts out