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<Center>Scene Four | On Camera
| Oh, It’ll Be A Blast Alright... |
Ireland… Ireland...Ireland… it was definitely a pretty fucking fun country. I mean, the list of things to do just went on and on. The five main things to do in Ireland, there was: drink beer, drink beer, drink beer, drink beer… and fight. Dublin was always fun to visit... and the worst Belfast just straight up reminds me of SAMCRO and Sons of Anarchy, which sort of depresses me because I really wish that show would not have ended, ever... hashtag, huge fan right here. I have yet to find a four leaf clover in Ireland, which is apparently easy to do... but I have seen a Cloverleaf and a Figure Four both done in the same night in Ireland, so I guess that is kind of the same thing right? Basically, in my eyes it is at least. There is always some sort of confusion when coming here because I guess Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland are two different countries or something? Or they are owned by different countries or some shit, and I always end up getting into some kind of shit with that, I mean... just make up your fucking minds, you're either one giant country, or two separate ones, it's really not that hard... I think.Whatever, I don’t know why I have all of these thoughts about Ireland running through my head when I am supposed to be going on air and cutting a promo… I guess I need to learn to get my priorities straight, or at least in the right order… wait, that’s the same thing isn’t it?
| Andrew Watts |
“What the fuck is going through my head right now? Am I high and unaware of it or something? Jeez, focus.. focus.”
I shake my head with frustration as I try to snap out of all of this thinking about Ireland. Shouting out to myself, and literally myself only because the camera isn’t on yet, and well.. nobody else was in the room with me, oh well… shit happens right? I looked down at my wardrobe: a pair of black Diesel dress shoes, a pair of low bootcut Diesel jeans, a white and grey Armani Exchange t-shirt, and my hair neatly spiked/pushed back as usual. I looked forward, the camera standing straight ahead of me, still on on, I sighed, taking a deep breath as I took a minute and just stared forward at the camera. My hands sat on my hips, my right foot a bit ahead and to the side of my left as I took another deep breath. I always got a bit bored during these things, but I had a feeling that this one was going to be a bit more fun, so I guess… why not just get it done and over with…
| Andrew Watts |
“Fuck it, let’s do this...”
I pushed the side of my head, tilting it to the left as my neck cracks twice. I push the opposite side of my head, tilting it to the right as my neck lets out one more crack. I let my hands fall back to my sides as I slowly walk towards the camera, stopping just in front of it, making sure it is all set up… live stream and everything… and it looks good to go. I take another deep breath, shutting my eyes for a few seconds. I finally open them, still in the same place, which is always good… sometimes. I shake my head, lifting my right hand up as I flick the switch and the camera lens pops out, the red dot on the side flashes a few times and then turns a solid red, right next to the letters “REC.” I nod my head, turning my back to the camera as I take a few steps away from it, and begin to speak, my back still turned to the camera, my tone a bit sarcastic.
| Andrew Watts |
“You all know what this is… and if you don’t, then you are too dumb and unimportant to be watching, so shut your feeds. Today, today we start something different, something that will become a weekly thing. Today we kick off this little “promo” of mine, with what I like to call “Watts Weekly Rumor Mill.” Are you guys ready for it? It’s gonna be fun… you know, just a few rumors that have been flying around Sin City Wrestling, most of them true… actually, I believe that basically all of them are true… so, here we go…”
I slowly turn around, a smirk on my face as I face the camera, standing about seven feet away from it as I stare directly towards it. This was going to be fun, let out a few of the rumors that have been going around… and then get back to focusing on my match and talking trash about Mystery 90210… or whatever the hell his name is. I continue to speak, my voice still a bit sarcastic… but with a mixture of seriousness in it as well.
| Andrew Watts |
“So what is flying around the Sin City Wrestling locker rooms lately? Well, this is how this is going to work. Three rumors, every time I come on camera… and trust me, all three have some truth behind them. So here we go everyone… rumor number one. Oh, this one is about the Dick Lick Clique! My favorite people to find rumors out about. This one is actually pretty interesting, ha! Did you guys know that Caleb Houston enjoys shoving nose hair trimmers up his ass, while JT Midas films it from a very close angle? Man, those two are some weird guys, and speaking of them, talk about really bitching out last week when they were supposed to go head to head and face each other. I mean, if they weren’t bitches, they would have truly went head to head. I guess that is what separates the true dedicated wrestlers from the pussy bitches of the industry though.”
I nod my head with a smirk, but it was true… I believe it, and I am pretty sure the majority of the roster believes it. If it was Kaelin and me in that ring, shit… I would beat the fuck out of him if it meant getting the win, no hard feelings either, UNLESS Kaelin were to win of course. Then, then there could be some hard feelings… and not the kind of HARD feelings JT and Caleb get for each other… no, no, no… definitely not those kinds. I continue to smirk as I look back up at the camera.
| Andrew Watts |
“Rumor number two… wow, this one is quite the shocker. Since winning the Internet Championship in SCW… Bruce Evans has been engaging in sexual intercourse with his Championship. Now, I am not exactly sure how that works, or what he even finds interesting or arousing about it, but rumor has it Bruce Evans gets off on… or with… or on… his Championship belt at LEAST twice daily. Talk about an overload… pun intended.”
I chuckle to myself for a second, shaking my head...I really fucking crack myself up sometimes, like I really do! I smirk, cracking a few knuckles as I continue on with the third… and final rumor of the day.
| Andrew Watts |
“I tried to hold myself back from this one, because he is my friend… one of my only friends, and also a fellow REJECT… but it is just TOO GOOD to not share with the world. Ugh, Alex buddy I am sorry… and Krissy, I guess this one involves you as well. For those of you who don’t know Krissy Filapovich, she is a newly signed talent to the Bombshell roster… and she also gets pumped by Alex a good two to three times a day. Anyways, back to the rumor. Apparently in the Kaelin household, they reuse toilet paper… now I have heard of reusing bath towels, reusing plastic, reusing paper plates… but toilet paper? What the fuck man, come on… it’s not like you are poor as SHIT or something… uh, once again… pun intended.”
I flash another smirk at the cameras, nodding my head, still cracking my knuckles somehow… I was at least at 22 cracks by now, talk about a good day.
| Andrew Watts |
“Now, that is all for the weekly rumors… ah, time for some focus on my match… hmm. Well I have to start off by saying one thing, I am not exactly happy about one of my opponents being a fellow REJECT, but what can you do right? And the fact that my other opponent is too big of a chicken shit to even admit who he is… talk about saying classy in the wrestling business, good for you… idiot.”
I shake my head in a bit of frustration, pausing for a second as I take a deep breath, and then continue…
| Andrew Watts |
“Alright so here we go… where to start, where to start. I guess I actually know where to start, well, my original plan was to be kind of nice, and kind of let my fellow REJECT off of the hook… but there are two issues with that. One, I am not very nice… and two, well, it’s more of a short story than a reason. You see, I wasn't going to shoot on Mikah today... but Gavin told me he shoots on her all the time, and it's totally okay with him if I do it this one time too… I don’t think we had the same definition of shoot in mind though, then again… we might have.”
My smirk changes to a cocky grin as I continue to stare forward at the camera, my hands still at my side, my thumbs pushing against the edge of the main/side pockets on my jeans as I continue to speak...my tone now a bit more confident, and much more serious than when I was speaking about the so called rumors.
| Andrew Watts |
“Mikah… Mikah… Mikah… Mikah… Mikah… that name just never gets boring, no matter how many times you say it, I will give you that, you do have a pretty cool name. But sadly, that is about all that you really have going for you, oh and you are smoking hot… but, isn’t every woman in this business basically smoking hot lately? I mean you all have the fake tits, the fake asses, either the long blonde barbie hair, or just the typical brunette…. and the occasional red head, but in the end… you’re all just the same bimbo on the inside, beauty, sex, very little in ring skill, and of course… zero brains. Now Mikah has some real issues, I mean, I guess you could call them issues. Lets start off with her so called eating problems, she claims to have an eating disorder... but what she really has is huge insecurities about herself. She is always talking about how she can't be fat, or about being too fat... so she either doesn't eat, or when she does eat, she goes to the bathroom and gets rid of it. That is called being a sick freak Mikah, making yourself throw up perfectly good food? If you are that worried about gaining weight, just eat healthy... plus it just doesn't make sense to me, since rumor has it you are pretty damn good at keeping down some other STUFF that you swallow.”
I smirk, wondering if I was getting a bit too mean… but then I remembered something… I never really gave a shit. If I piss Mikah off, I piss Mikah off… she will get over it, she can just throw it up or something, just like she does with everything else that bothers her. I continue to stare forward at the camera, my cocky grin still smacked right on my face as my eyes stay focused forward, and I continue to speak about the REJECT.
| Andrew Watts |
“Not to mention her obsession with Gavin, I mean I get it you love him, I don't exactly understand love, or how it works or why people even feel it... because to me it is just stupid. But damn just shut up about him already. Every time you mention something you always mention about how you love to fuck Gavin, or how you can't get enough of Gavin, or just about how much you love Gavin. I mean, if you aren't a stage 5 clinger than I don't fucking know who is. If it wasn't for all of the sex that you claim you give to Gavin, I would feel bad for him... but at least he is tearing up that pussy, so he gets some benefits out of how annoying and clingy your ass is with him. Then there is the obsession you have with yourself, but honestly... I don't even want to go there, because... I am pretty into myself as well, so I don't want to get hypocritical on you. But there is the one thing that is funny Mikah... you claim to be so good, you claim to have done so much, beat so many bitches, talk about how you're so good in the ring and what not... but I have one question for you Mikah. I have been around you for quite some time now and well, what exactly have you fucking accomplished? Yeah, I got the same answer when I asked myself that about you... NOTHING!”
I took a step forward, still smirking… and realizing I was getting more and more rude by the second, I don’t give a fuck though as I nod at the camera, and decide to continue a little bit more about Mikah… but also end the talks about her as well.
| Andrew Watts |
“Mikah, there is one thing that you ARE really good at... I know it, you know it, and basically anything who knows anything about you knows it. People ask you about how and why you are so good at it, and how you can do it so much...no Mikah, I don't mean sex, we get that you do that all the time... but I mean the thing that you LOVE so so much... the thing you are most talented at. RUNNING, and that is exactly what I have watched you do, over and over... all you do is run, so keep on running Mikah... because trust me, this won't be a match that you want to stick around and see the outcome. So just, do what you are amazing at Mikah... and go for a run.... RUN...”
I take a short break, I guess I should talk about my other opponent? But what the fuck is there to even talk about? The bitch won’t even show his face, admit who he is, nothing. Talk about a coward of all cowards. I shake my head, running my right hand back through my hair as I take a deep breath, staring straight towards the camera… making eye contacts with the lens as if it had eyes of it’s own. I shrug a shoulder, fuck it… and I begin to talk, about Mr. Mystery.
| Andrew Watts |
“So my other opponent, mystery entrant, Patient 026 or whatever. What is there to honestly say about you? Well, you'd be good in the game of Hide n' Seek, sadly for you though... this isnt the game we will be playing on Sunday at Climax Control, bummer right? The game we will be playing is a game that many have played here in the SCW so far, and it is quite easy because... it is played by my rules, in my ring, and always with me. I hope you can understand that Mr. Coward, that... this game, is impossible to win.... and why? Because I am the best at it, and you? Once you come out of hiding, once you expose yourself... you're just like the rest of them, basically just another little toy in my game... a pointless piece in my long puzzle of success... you'll regret the day you ever decided to come out of hiding, so honestly... if I were you? I would just stay there, it's where you are safest, and the only thing that is keeping you safe. Because the second you show yourself, the second you step into that ring with me... all bets are off, you're no longer safe... and honestly? You're fucked...”
I shrug a shoulder again, and just… stare straight into the camera… what more can someone say about a pointless coward? Oh well, I guess I could always find… plenty… plenty more to say.
| Andrew Watts |
“Coward, scaredy cat, funk, chicken shit, piece of shit, or my personal favorite... pussy. I guess I could go on for hours, and hours with words to call you, because that is just quite fun to me honestly... but what good does it do considering everyone already knows all of this about you anyway? You are an idiot, a coward of the highest order. You think you are intelligent, that this is going to be some good idea, get in the heads of the opponents, make them nervous or scared about who you might be. Well I guess that all backfired when your opponent was drawn... and the best fucking name in the tournament happened to fall opposite of you in the drawing. Talk about shit luck eh? I wonder if you are going to wear a mask, or maybe a ski suit and just hide your whole body? I guess we'll find out on Sunday, but for now… I’ve had enough of talking about pieces of shits, and losers… so that’s that for you.”
I continue to smirk, taking a few steps closer to the camera, now only about three feet away as I continue to speak with confidence… more about myself and how I plan to dismantle anyone and everyone who steps in my way… literally.
| Andrew Watts |
“The second I entered my name into this tournament, the winner was decided… right then and there Yes there is some other talent in this tournament, but let’s face it...can anyone honestly compete? Exactly, nobody can. Not to mention I drew a pretty fucking good partner, even if the bitch is suffering from amnesia, I am sure she is still better than half, if not all of the other Bombshells on the roster. Whether Misty gets her memory back or not, she is a top competitor on the Bombshell side, and me? Well, we all know I am THEE top competitor in the whole damn thing… so just a message to not only my opponents this week, but to everyone in this fucking thing… get ready… because you’re all about to fall victims, to the REJECT… just a few more Highlights, added to my Highlight Reel.”
With that said I take a step closer to the camera, a smirk still on my face, which probably isn’t really visible anymore, at all. I nod my head, this tournament was going to be one hell of a fun fucking time… and I truly did feel bad for anyone that had to have the misfortune of going up against me… ugh, sorry, against Misty and me… sometimes I forget about her, maybe I have a bit of amnesia as well. I look forward at the camera, and I click down on the record button, turning it off… no more live feed, no more stream, no more record… about… damn… fucking… time.
Climax!
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