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You're Joshing Me Right?
« on: December 11, 2017, 08:14:33 AM »
 Narrator:  Who would have thought that Casey Williams was involved with London Underground concerning the assault on Pinky del Ferrando several weeks ago? And then you remember that James indicated that they would arrive at the arena for Climax Control 199 in a short time and with three of them, James, Dmitri, and Pinky, it wasn’t likely someone would attack them as a group. Talk about not seeing the signs and the writing on the wall eh? The three were distracted by London Underground which allowed Casey Williams to come out and lay some hurt on them. James took a vicious kick to the face by Casey Williams so I’m sure there might be some payback coming soon.

We switch backstage at the Gold Coast Casino where “Stoner” Scott Oliver is holding an interview with James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando.

Scott:  Thanks for joining me for this interview. I know you two just came off a vicious beat down perpetrated by Casey Williams on behalf of London Underground so the fans would like to know what you two are thinking.

James:  I’m thinking London Underground are cowards since they had to hire Casey to do their heavy lifting for them. If Unholy Alliance gets a shot at the World Tag Team Championship we’ll be the ones doing the heavy lifting by lifting those heavy World Tag Team Championship Title Belts off Daniel Morgan and Osbourne.

Pinky:  When Casey Williams came out and started talking smack to us while attacking us it reminded me that I did remember hearing a voice, during the attack several weeks ago, that sounded familiar but I couldn’t place it. Now it came back to me that it was Casey Williams.

James:  Sorry to sound like an ass Scott but we’re not here to talk about cowards like Casey Williams and London Underground. I have a match against Josh Woodrum coming up and I’d like to comment on that match.

Scott:  Although Josh Woodrum hasn’t been stellar in his performance during the time he’s been in Sin City Wrestling there’s no denying that during his time in Asylum Wrestling Alliance he obtained multiple Grand Slam status and he was one of their most successful wrestlers.

James:  The key word in your statement is WAS one of their most successful wrestlers. I’m friends with Bill Barnhart, who worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance with Woodrum, and he told me when Josh was at the top of his game he was one of the wrestlers everyone wanted to defeat to make a name for themselves. Barnhart also told me that around 2015 Woodrum’s performance started to decline and nobody knew what was going on with him. Yes he did accomplish in a few years in Asylum Wrestling Alliance that other wrestlers rarely accomplish in their entire careers. However, there’s a huge difference between WAS and IS Scott.

Pinky:  Let me jump in with two comments and then I’ll lay back and let James finish the interview. I know Casey Williams worked with Dying Breed and we see that Dying Breed has come out of retirement to face High Velocity, the team Unholy Alliance easily defeated recently, so we’re rooting for High Velocity. And if Williams makes an appearance during the match of Dying Breed we may pay him back for his attack on us at Climax Control 199.

Scott:  Violence doesn’t resolve violence Pinky.

Pinky:  In this case it will.

Scott:  And your second comment?

Pinky:  I dunno. I forgot. Oh well I know it had something to do with Josh Woodrum but I’m done with my comments for this interview. Take it away James.

James:  I haven’t had the pleasure of facing off against Josh Woodrum yet. I’ve talked with Bill Barnhart and he told me he had around a dozen matches with Josh and not all matches were easy as Josh can be a tough character to take on and defeat. I’m looking forward to this match Josh. I’m looking forward to finding out if you have what it takes to take on, and defeat, me as a two-time Roulette and two-time Internet Champion. Although I plan on retiring from Wrestling after Sin City Wrestling retires from business operations I have every intention of continuing to perform at the highest level until retirement. There’s no dog tricks such as ROLL OVER AND PLAY DEAD on my moves and holds list. I’m an operate at all-out, full speed ahead, take no prisoners, type of wrestler and my intention is to win every match I’m assigned to until the day I retire from wrestling. I mean business Josh. And if YOU don’t mean business in this business then get the hell out of this business. Thanks Scott. I’m done with my comments.

Scott:  Seriously? That’s all you have to say?

James:  Yes, Scott, I said all I need to say about Josh Woodrum. The rest of my talking will be done in the ring using my superior wrestling talents. Thanks for the interview but this interview is over.

Scott Oliver is left speechless by this unusually short interview by James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando. The two turn and walk away from Scott Oliver and Scott has no choice but to notify the Network that the interview ran short and the Network switches to a commercial break.