RECAP OF CLIMAX CONTROL 194 MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM MATCH WITH JAMES TUSCINI & DMITRI AS UNHOLY ALLIANCE VERSUS THE TEAM OF CALVIN HARRIS AND GRIFFIN HAWKINS
Narrator: You gotta hand it to James Tuscini as he just performed in wrestling matches at Climax Control 192, 193, and 194, three weeks in a row. He defeated Griffin Hawkins at Climax Control 192 in a Briefcase Ladder Match. Then James went into the next week at Climax Control 193 to defeat Ryan Keys to become a two-time Internet Champion. And then last week at Climax Control 194 he and Dmitri, as Unholy Alliance Tag Team, took on the team of Calvin Harris and Griffin Hawkins and they came up just a little bit short and lost the match when Calvin Harris pinned Tuscini. I would love to go into specific details of that match but James Tuscini spoke with me before we were to air comments for today and he said he and Pinky will address those specifics on the match. So the next step for James Tuscini is to be going into his fourth match in a row, which will be in two week’s time, on October 29, 2017, at High Stakes VII, to defend his Internet Championship against Griffin Hawkins.
We switch scenes to see James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando at a very fancy mansion. The two are sitting in very nice over-stuffed chairs in front of a fireplace with a nice fire burning. Both are wearing what are usually called “smoking jackets†and they have a large bottle of red wine on the table sitting between the two chairs. The smoking jacket James is wearing is dark blue with light blue trimming. Pinky is wearing a black smoking jacket with light gray trimming. When the cameraman informs the two they are live broadcasting the two look into the camera, click their wine glasses together, both take a sip of wine, and then they sit in their chairs while holding their wine glasses in their hands.
James:Thanks for joining us today for a warm and fact-filled fireside chat. Me and Uncle Pinky will present facts and truth to you and you will listen and hopefully understand. Our first comments focus on the Tag Team match we had against Calvin Harris and Griffin Hawkins at Climax Control 194. In what might come as a shock to everyone is that I would like to congratulate Harris and Hawkins on their win. I mean, come on, just think of it, you get two wrestlers who hate each other get assigned to work as a Tag Team against an established Tag Team of Unholy Alliance and everyone felt Calvin and Griffin would end up destroying each other. They managed to work together just long enough to get the win. However, as Pinky will explain momentarily, their Tag Team adventure against James Tuscini and Dmitri was not a 50-50 situation.
Pinky: First I wish to congratulate Calvin Harris on getting the pinfall on James. What you did, Calvin, was redeem yourself from when James defeated you by pinfall. Now you two are tied at 1-1-0 against each other. I’m working with Sin City Wrestling Management to see if they will arrange a third match between you two so that James can break this tie with you with another win. But that’s not what the main topic of comments are right now. The main comments are for you Griffin. I was at ringside as the Manager for James and Corner Man for Unholy Alliance. Do you want to hear my evaluation of the match? What I saw, and the fans saw, was that Calvin Harris did the majority of the heavy lifting in the match while you were the slacker. I would estimate the percentage of hard work that came from Harris was 75 percent and your pathetic contribution to the match was 25 percent. Now, Griffin, where in the hell do you get off claiming you have a 100 percent commitment to the sport of wrestling when you only gave 25 percent in the Tag Team match at Climax Control 194? Are you seriously walking into High Stakes VII with a 25 percent commitment and a 25 percent mentality, and expecting 100 percent results? Good luck with that one Hawkins. I suggest you go to every store you can find, and every website you can find, and you purchase every good luck charm you can think of because you are going to need all the luck you can find in order to defeat James Tuscini who is 100 percent committed to the sport of wrestling. The only thing you should be committed to is a mental institution.
James and Pinky pick up their wine glassed and click them together to acknowledge those outstanding and truthful comments they just made. They drink some of the wine and return their glasses to the table.
WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TEAR DOWN JAMES TUSCINI THE ONLY SUCCEED IN BUILDING HIM UP
James: I’m James Tuscini and I’m Sin City Wrestling’s Internet Champion and I’m your two-time Internet Champion. To my opponent at High Stakes VII, Griffin Hawkins, please take note that I’m the Internet Champion and you’re not, I’ve already defeated you in a Singles match, and you suck and won’t win against me at High Stakes VII. With that I could end my comments for today’s segment since that’s all I need to say to inform you, and everyone else, that I’m the Internet Champion and plan on remaining so for a long time. But I won’t do that because I want to continue talking to inform everyone, especially you Hawkins, what the hell you got yourself into for High Stakes VII.
Pinky: Hawkins you sure do have delusions of grandeur eh? You’ve got a big head when you managed to get one win over Ryan Keys. Well if that’s reason enough for you to brag then James holding 6 wins over Ryan Keys in 7 matches gives James 6 times more right to brag. Griffin you’re obviously hallucinating so much lately that I swear you’re nothing more than a T-Bone on LSD. I know you’re going WHAT? because you can’t understand simple phrases and analogies. You being a T-Bone on LSD means you’re a HIGH STEAK now do you get it? You’re a high steak going into High Stakes VII to be devoured by James Tuscini. The other definition of T-Bone is the reference to a specific type of vehicle accident. It references an accident where one vehicle is traveling down the board and when they reach a cross street a vehicle comes down the cross street and slams into the side of the first car and they call this a T-Bone accident. Griffin you are the car driving down the street and James is the car that is going to T-Bone you into oblivion at High Stakes VII.
James: When you look at my performance schedule starting from August 6, 2017, until today, you see that I’ve wrestled more often than anyone else on the Roster. While most are wrestling once every other week, or having two or three weeks off, I’m been busting my ass. Either Christian and Mark are trying to wear me out or kill me by assigning me to wrestle so often or they are building me up. The way I see it is that the more people try to tear me down the more they succeed in building me up. Pinky would you please read the list of matches I’ve been involved in from August 6, 2017, to today?
Pinky pulls out a sheet of paper, unfolds it, holds it in front of him, and he starts reading.
Pinky: Here is the wrestling schedule for James since August 6, 2017, to the present time. (1) August 6, 1027, James defeated Eyesnsane, Ryan Keys, and Steve Ramone in Four Way Last Man Standing Match to earn the Internet Championship. (2) August 20, 2017, James defeated Calvin Harris by pinfall without World Heavyweight Championship on the line. (3) September 3, 2017, James lost the Internet Championship to Ryan Keys. (4) September 17, 2017, me and James performed in a Tag Team Battle Royal to determine the World Tag Team Champions. Although we didn’t win we lasted long enough to be the third team eliminated out of a total of five teams. (5) October 1, 2017, James defeated Griffin Hawkins in a Briefcase Ladder Match to regain his Number One Contendership for the Internet Championship. (6) October 8, 2017, James defeated Ryan Keys to regain the Internet Championship to become a two-time Internet Champion. (7) October 15, 2017, James and Dmitri, as Unholy Alliance, wrestled in a Tag Team match against Calvin Harris and Griffin Hawkins and lost when Calvin Harris pinned James Tuscini.
James: In 11 weeks I wrestled 7 times. How many times did you wrestle during those 11 weeks Griffin? Yeah that’s what I thought. In those 7 matches I wrestled in I won 4 times and one of those was pinning Calvin Harris, who was the World Heavyweight Champion at the time, but unfortunately for me, but fortunate for him, the World Heavyweight Championship wasn’t on the line. Also take special notice that although I had a brutal Briefcase Ladder match against you on October 1, 2017, I still came back the next week and defeated Ryan Keys to become a two-time Internet Champion. So, yeah, the more everyone tries to break me down they only succeed in building me up.
James and Pinky suspend their comments in order to click their wine glasses together in a toast to the upcoming victory of James over Griffin Hawkins.
James: Oh! I’m sorry Griffin! Was that rude of me to make a toast to your defeat to me in the Briefcase Ladder Match and my upcoming win over you at High Stakes VII? On second thought no I’m not sorry that I’m toasting to your previous loss and your upcoming loss to me at High Stakes VII. I don’t care if you get in front of the camera and whine about how rude I am. I don’t care if you go on Twitter and spew forth more lies about me. You want to know why I don’t give a shit what you think or how you feel? Because I’m superior to you in every way imaginable. Why in the hell should I care what you think? Your opinions and comments to, and about me, only serve to make me laugh because every time you open your mouth and say stupid stuff it proves what I’ve been saying about you is true. I’m a different type of wrestler than fools like you and Calvin Harris. When I legally lose in a wrestling match I go public and admit my loss and that it was my fault I allowed it to happen. When I lose due to an opponent cheating then of course I will call them out for cheating me out of a win. But you, Harris, and dozens of others in the sport of wrestling? When you legally lose, as Calvin Harris lost to me via pinfall and as you legally lost to me in the Briefcase Ladder Match, all we hear are your whines and complaints that you got cheated out of a win by James Tuscini. How in the hell can I be accused of cheating to defeat Calvin Harris when he distracted himself and I took advantage of his distraction? That was his fault not mine. How in the hell can you accuse me of cheating you out of a win in the Briefcase Ladder Match when I did nothing more than out-wrestler, out-maneuver, and out-think you to legally win the match? Since you two lame bitches cannot admit I’m a better wrestler than you then I’ll say it. I am, and always will be, a better wrestler than you two.
Pinky: To play Devil’s Advocate here shouldn’t we call you equal to Calvin Harris, rather than better than Harris, since both of you have a pinfall win over the other?
James pulls out his cell phone and pretends to make a call. Pinky, not realizing James is not really calling someone, asks him what’s up.
Pinky: Who you calling James? We’re in the middle of a presentation here.
James: I’m calling Hell to talk to Satan. For you, Uncle, to say nice things to opponents of mine, especially someone like Calvin Harris, must mean that Hell just froze over. I need to call Satan to ask him how cold it is in Hell right now.
Pinky rolls his eyes and busts out laughing.
Pinky: Har har har! Good one James! I was just trying to comment that since you both got a pinfall over the other that should make you two more even than one being superior to the other. Please tell Satan I will send some heaters down to him shortly.
James and Pinky again pick up their wine glasses, click them together in a toast, and down the remaining wine in the glasses.
CLOSING STATEMENTS
Pinky: For those of you who are intelligent, which leaves my opponent out of the loop, you understand how closing statements, or using the legal term in a Court of Law as closing arguments, work. Usually only the Prosecuting Attorney gives closing comments, or a closing argument, to try to convince the Jury that the Defendant he is prosecuting is Guilty of the charges brought against them. The Defense Attorney doesn’t have to give any closing comments, or make a closing argument, because his client is always declared “innocent until proven guilty†so in legal terms there is no need to defend your client, the Defendant, if they are fully innocent until the Jury can find them Guilty. I know most of you understand what I just said but for the others, who have smaller brain capacities, my comments to explain closing statements, or closing arguments, work in a Courtroom, is overwhelming your small brain and it is probably short-circuiting. Me and James will not be making closing arguments on his upcoming match because there is nothing to argue but we will issue closing comments for you to ponder.
James: If we were in a Court of Law, and if I were the Defendant who was being accused, the only thing the Jury could find me guilty of is the fact that I’m a two-time Internet Champion, two-time Roulette Champion, and I’ve accomplished more in my year and a half in Sin City Wrestling than most others who have been here two years or longer. On the other hand if we were in a Court of Law, and Griffin Hawkins was being accused, the only thing the Jury could find him guilty of is losing to me in the Briefcase Ladder Match and that loss to me, and my victory over him, led me to the match against Ryan Keys, who I also defeated, and I stand before you today as your two-time Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion. So if you want to accuse me of being a great wrestler and a success and twice a two-time Champion then I admit I’m guilty of those accusations.
Pinky: Griffin we’re not like other people in the sport of wrestling. When someone defeats James in a match, legally and fully within the limits of the rules of the match, me and James commend them on their accomplishment. We commended Ryan Keys for legally defeating James for the Internet Championship. We commended Johnny Tsunami for legally defeating James for the Roulette Championship. We commended Calvin Harris for getting the pinfall on James to win your Tag Team match at Climax Control 194. We even commended Kris for passing James up as the 3rd longest-reigning Roulette Champion and then passing up Goth and Equinox to become the longest-reigning Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling. I look into the camera and make a promise to you Hawkins. If you can legally defeat James, at High Stakes VII, legally as in fully within the rules of the match, then we will be the first people to congratulate you on your victory. We are not going to be jerks just because we lost a Championship Title Belt. We admire the work of others and we are not afraid, nor are we ashamed, to congratulate others on their accomplishments.
James: So there you have it Griffin. Just like in a Court of Law we have stood before you and the world to present information pertaining to our match at High Stakes VII. You see, Hawkins, I have a vested interest in retaining the Internet Championship and you are starving for a victory and to hold a Championship Title Belt. Yes, Griffin, the stakes are high for High Stakes VII. You may try to make the comment that you have everything to gain and nothing to lose and that I have everything to lose in this match. But think hard about that statement before you decide to go public with it and humiliate yourself. You have a hell of a lot to lose in this match. Hawkins you came into Sin City Wrestling as one of the most highly rated and admired superstars of wrestling. However your performance to date can only be described as “average†and that’s being nice about my comment. You want to claim you have nothing to lose and everything to gain against me at High Stakes VII? When you lose to me on October 19th you will have lost all support of the fans, all respect in the wrestling world, and you will be proven to be a two-time loser against me. If you can pull off a miracle legal win over me then you will have redeemed yourself for now. But what do you feel I have to lose if I were to lose this match? Will I lose the fact that in a mere two and a half months from signing on with Sin City Wrestling in February 2016 I won the Roulette Championship? Will I lose the fact that before 2016 was over I was already a two-time Roulette Champion and the 3rd longest reigning one at that? Will I lose the fact that I became the Internet Champion and then shortly after losing the Internet Championship to Ryan Keys I won it back and I’m now a two-time Roulette Champion? Guess what Hawkins? I don’t lose a damn thing since my accomplishments will be in the record books for eternity. The concept in the sport of wrestling isn’t always to hold a Championship Title Belt for the longest period of time. The concept is how well you perform in every match and how well you represent the Championship you are holding. I’ve been a damn great two-time Roulette Champion and a damn great two-time Internet Champion. Nobody can take that away from me. And once again I remind you if you can get a legal win over me, fully within the rules of our match, and become Internet Champion, remember that me and Pinky will be the first to congratulate you on your accomplishment. Also remember that I would have the first shot at you as Internet Champion as Number One Contender as I will hold the Re-Match Contract. Many hard and difficult things for you to think about.
Pinky: Well, James, I’ve had enough of talking to Griffin Hawkins and trying to get him to understand truth, logic, and common sense. Time for us to end this comment session and relax whatcha think?
James: Sounds good to me Uncle.
James and Pinky fill their wine glasses again and pick them up and make a toast to their match at High Stakes VII.
Pinky: Cheers to your victory over Griffin Hawkins at High Stakes VII!
James: Here’s to the end of Griffin Hawkins' wrestling career!
After their toast comments they click their wine glasses together and then drink their wine. They place the empty glasses on the table and then the two face the camera and both give a double thumbs up into the camera before the cameraman cuts the camera feed and our screen goes black.