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Climax Control Archives / Did You Order A Promo With Your Coffee...?
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:45:14 PM »
 '...and I demand my whipped cream for free! You...you worthless waste of oxygen!'

Katherine Kensington
ignores the glowers of the other customers at the Oxford Street Starbucks, as she finishes berating the barista who accidentally put the wrong nonfat syrup on her skinny half-and-half two-pump caramel macchiato. The youngster, who has the added misfortune of being ethnic, can only fall all over himself apologising as he fixes Katie a new drink. The moment that is handed over to her, the heiress - accompanied on this occasion by her cousin, Best of British team member Nigel Kensington III, who is filming the entire outburst - stalks over to a couch on the corner, giving the men behind the counter her best glower-and-huff combination.

'...and you will never amount to anything in life!', she finishes as she makes her grand exit under the muttered judgement of the other customers. Once comfortably seated next to Nigel, however, she cannot help but steal a look towards the counter area. One of the baristas is busy processing orders, but the other gives her his best glare, and Katie feels her insides clench.

'Would you like to say something?' her cousin chimes in, snapping her back to attention.

'Erm...oh, yes. Quite.' Katherine quickly composes herself, adjusting her collar and running a hand through her long brown hair as Nigel taps through to begin a new video. Then, as her cousin holds the device up to about face level, she begins:

'Hello, my Katie Kats! I do hope everyone is having  a splendid afternoon! Or...whatever time of day it may be when you see this!'

An airy giggle, then:

'Now, I have had a spot of bother ordering my coffee a moment ago, unfortunately, so do forgive me if I look ever so slightly haggard.'

At this point, hundreds of mouths will presumably be telling her she does not at all. Seemingly oblivious to her own charm, Katie continues:

'But good gracious, do we ever have much to talk about! You may be aware, Katie Kats, that your darling hostess was placed in a tournament qualifier at Sin City this weekend! For a title! The SCW Roulette Championship!! Isn't that exciting?!'

A brief pause, then:

'I do not expect to win, however. I am far too inexperienced, not to mention ever so plain-looking next to the other two giris...even my coffee order is exceedingly simple! And as for my record it is...well, not the best, is it, dears?'

Batting lashes, a slight pout, a small voice, and at least a few compliments will have been reeled in. Her fishing trip concluded, the British brunette goes on to expound on her first opponent for the evening:

'Take La Paloma, for instance. First things first, she has an absolutely gorgeous ring name! The dove is absolutely my favourite bird! And she is ethnic, as well. Oh, I never do cease to be inspired by people who manage to be successful after growing up in shacks with no electricity or running water! Lommie, dearie, should your father need a bit of extra income for his gas bill, please do not hesitate to contact Daddy. I am sure he would be delighted to take him on. We have no garden at our flat in Vegas, but I am sure we coul come up with something...'

The heiress gives the camera her most winning smile before moving on to her next opponent:

'And then there is Nattie-darling! Who used to be a personal trainer! How quaint! I wonder if she knew Traci...do you know, by any chance, Nigel?'

'Haven't a clue', comes the retort from off-camera. With the slightest nod of acknowledgement, Katie continues:

'Now, Nattie and myself have in common the fact that we are both rather new to this whole grappling nonsense. However, she does seem rather a bit beefier than me, doesn't she? I mean, far be it from me to make baseless, unfounded accusations, but perhaps a perusal of Natalie's medical records might be in order...?'

A subtle raise of an eyebrow, then:

'Oh, but listen to me waffle on, and you darlings needing to go about your lives! I shan't keep you another moment! Do tune in on Sunday, won't you, dears? And do cheer on your Katie! Goodbye for now! Love, love, kiss-kiss, mwah, mwah!'

With this rather hurried sign-off, the heiress motions for her cousin to turn off the camera. Nigel promptly does so, taking a moment to turn off his iPad before rising from his seat and announcing he needs the toilet.

'You'll be ready to go when I return, yeah?'

Katherine nods affirmatively, but her attention is once again on the bar area. As soon as Nigel is safely out of range, she stands up and walks over. Withstanding the withering looks from the bar staff once again, she produces a pound coin and presses it into the hand of the barista she berated earlier.

'I am ever so sorry for having shouted at you', she says, sincerely. 'I do hope you can forgive me.'

Then, spotting her cousin coming out of the restrooms. '...and you are a cretinous dolt, and an embarassment to your mother!'

Then, as she takes Nigel's arm and they both stroll haughtily out of the coffee shop, she turns her head around for a moment, grins, and throws her new friend a humongous wink.

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Character Building Roleplays / Dr. Katherine And Miss Kensington
« on: August 09, 2014, 07:52:36 PM »
 The tears had long since gone. Now, all that remained was a redness of eye, the occasional sniffle and an emptiness inside which seemed as though it would never allow itself to be fulfilled. Her stomach hurt, too, although admittedly that could derive from the fact that she had had no more than a couple of bites since dinner the night before - and over 12 hours had elapsed since then.

'That is not healthy, Katherine darling', she could hear her father say inside her head. In her mind's eye, she visualised his stern, yet concerned expression as he went on to add that she had a bout this weekend, and that it was no time for such silliness. Katherine knew he was right - if she was to defeat Roxi Johnson and Electra Styles, and to be useful to her partner, Zuri Justice, it would not do to go without nourishment for such long periods of time. And yet, could she help it if she was not the slightest bit hungry?

In her mind, the sound of her father's voice as he scolded her was suddenly replaced by another one, one that brought a pang to Katherine Kensington's heart. A French-accented voice speaking words which, while never actually uttered out loud in her presence, the young SCW superstar could still clearly hear inside her head:

'...a little more mean...sensitive to a fault...'

After a moment, this voice merged with another, which Katherine recognised as belonging to her cousin Nigel:

'...a little more assertiveness would not hurt you, love...'

Katherine screwed her eyes shut and flung herself sideways, burying her face in a pillow to stifle a scream. After  a moment, she was slightly embarrassed to feel the taste of tears touch her lips again. 'Oh, marvelous', she thought. 'This is why nobody wants you in their circles, Katherine!'

Forcing herself to stop crying, she fumbled around for her mobile phone and called Nigel, only to find that he was in southern Spain with one of...them! Letting out a groan of frustration, she proceeded to call another trusted friend, entreating her to meet her in town. The meeting having been arranged, Katherine stood and walked over to her vanity to try and make herself presentable. As she appraised her hair critically, pulling it up with one hand to see how it would look in a bun, only one thought crossed her mind:

'No more Miss Nice Katie. I shall show them all.'

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St James's Park is buzzing with activity at this time of day, even though it is the middle of the week and this is early August. Mothers trail by the hand of their excitable children, tourists snap photos, couples walk hand in hand and the odd pensioner sits on a bench people-watching as they feed the squirrels, ravens and waterfowl that inhabit the shores of the pond.

In the middle of this hustle and bustle, we find Katherine Kensington, plain yet stylish in a simple sleeveless blouse and understated make-up, her long dark hair framing her face perfectly. The Kent heiress's only concession to vanity is the too-red lipstick she wears, which jars oddly with the rest of her sensible, well-appointed ensemble. The reason for that particular choice soon becomes clear, however, as Katie suddenly, and with no explanation, swats a snow-cone out of a small boy's hand, stamping on it for good measure. A horrified gasp comes from off-camera, but Katie pays it as much heed as she does the boy's tears, which is to say, none. Instead, she snaps at the bawling child to 'grow up!' before stalking away.

At length, a swan idly waddles across the path in front of Katherine's feet, venturing from its lakeside nest to explore further regions of the park. A moment later, it is scrambling away in a flutter of wings, the SCW signee having aimed an attempted kick at it. Still seemingly not satisfied, the heiress then turns around and pops another young girl's balloon, once more causing a flood of tears and a glower from a distinctly upset mother. All of this, however, seems to affect the brunette not one whit, as she is perfectly composed when she addresses the camera:

'Good afternoon, KatieKats! How smashing of you to join us! As you can see, I already have a bit of a head start on the fun...you shan't hold it against me, shall you?'

Katie's already insincere hands-to-heart gesture has a malevolent edge this time around, which seeps over to the girl's words:

'You see, certain people within our promotion seem to believe that I am, as it were, too kind. Too pleasant. 'Sensitive to a fault', I believe the expression was. I have decided, my dears, to prove these people wrong. You see, I can be precisely as unpleasant as anybody if I set my mind to it, and this weekend, Delia and the others will hopefully become aware of that.'

The heiress pauses for a second, then resumes:

'And who shall I demonstrate my wickedness on, you ask? Why, there shall be two perfectly good subjects just across the ring from me! Roxi Johnson and poor, poor Electra Styles. I feel as though I oughtn't abuse the poor girl, given her struggle with a condition...but a true Mean Girl does not think that way. A true Mean Girl cares little about the struggles of others! And indeed, why ought I to be concerned with Ellie's...socially debilitating...dis...order...'

Feeling her voice falter with compassion, Katherine quickly overcompensates by speaking rapidly and in a higher pitch than usual:

'...as I said, why ought I care? Besting her and her partner in our bout Sunday next is beneficial to me, and a true Mean Girl looks out, first and foremost, for herself. Just ask Elizabeth-darling.'

The brunette pauses a moment to take a seat on a nearby bench and fish into her purse for cigarettes. Lighting one, she continues:

'As for the other two women in this contest, my KatieKats, you shall think me a liar if I tellyou that they both fancy themselves superheroes!'

A shrill laugh precedes the heiress's next point:

'Indeed, my dears! While I find it admirable that SCW goes to the trouble of doing charity work with the local mental facility, I must confess I am puzzled with regards to my placement in this match. Perhaps to offer a modicum of mental imbalance...? Or perhaps they have heard about my nurse training and wish me to assist with patient removal once the bout is concluded? It does fair baffle me! ...But where was I? Oh, yes, Roxi and Zuri. You two darlings feel free to test your, ahem, superpowers on one another...I promise I shan't interfere!'

Katherine has a vague little dismissive gesture to go with the word 'superpowers' before continuing:

'But I digress, my dears. The point I was attempting to make is that, this Sunday, Delia and the Mean Girls shall realise just how wrong their perception of me was. Effective immediately, please bid your farewells to pleasant, self-effacing, perfectly polite, astonishingly silly Katie K; for she has given way to the strong, fiery and determined Miss Kensington. And Miss Kensington shall sit at the Mean Girl table.'

With this, the Brit imperiously gestures for her friend to turn off the camera, which she promptly does. Only when the device is safely tucked away inside one of the girls' purses does Katherine drop her haughty posture, her shoulders sagging and chest deflating as she once again becomes dear old Katie K, sweetheart of SCW. Immediately rising from the bench, she stubs out the rest of her cigarette and motions for her friend to follow. At an inquisitive glance from the other girl, she explains:

'I shall attempt to find that poor darling boy from earlier. I do, after all, owe him an ice-cream...'

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Climax Control Archives / The Secret
« on: July 02, 2014, 06:48:06 PM »
 Katherine Kensington hits the mat back-first, the thud resounding across the empty training room despite the relative lightness of the young British heiress. The bump knocks the air out of her, but she does not stay down for very long; instead, she sits up and angrily smacks her hands against the canvas, groaning:

'Oh, Nigel, I am hopeless! I shall never be capable of even the most basic of things!'

'Stop talking bollocks, coz', says a handsome young man with a ponytail, as he steps forward and holds out his hand. Katie takes it, daintily, and uses it as leverage as she regains a vertical base. Halfway up, she clings onto Nigel's neck for added stability, holding the hug for a moment before breaking off and taking a step back. Standing in the centre of the ring once more, she loosens her neck and skips on the balls of her feet, clearly focusing for the next round of sparring. After another moment, she once again locks up with her cousin, but history repeats itself: Nigel uses his weight advantage to win the test of strength, and Katie takes a tumble to the mat. This time, all politeness is put aside, as the neophyte wrestler lets out a groan of pure frustration.

'Nigel Kensington III, you are being horrid to me, and I am quite convinced you are doing it on purpose!'

The young man chuckles, flashing his dazzling smile as he helps his cousin up once again. 'Perhaps I am. But there is only one way to learn, coz.' Then, taking pity on the young woman, he adds: 'Besides, you have yet to learn the most important trade secret for a grappler...'

'Oooh, what is it? Oh, do tell Nigel! I am positively breathless with anticipation!' Her eyes twinkling, the young Brit leans forward, ready to take in anything and everything her cousin might have to say.

Before Nigel can expound on his statement, however, the duo are interrupted by the entrance of yet another dashing young man. About the same age as Nigel and Katie - that is to say, in his mid-20s - he has swept-back blond hair, an enviable physique, and is dressed in the height of expensive London fashion. The unrepentant swagger with which he walks into the room indicates someone brimming with confidence, an impression cemented by a cocky smirk.

'Are we quite finished then?', he asks, as he struts in with a drink in hand.

'Not quite, mate', Nigel says. 'She is still struggling a fair bit, I'm afraid...'

The newcomer rolls his eyes. 'Oh, come now, Nigel mate! By the time we even get to the bloody place, all the tidy birds will have gone!'

'Go right ahead, then, Rupes', Nigel says. 'I shall catch up to you as soon as i have taught Katie the secret to being a successful pro grappler.'

This, surprisingly, has the blond youth interested. 'And what secret would that be, pray tell...?'

Nigel smirks. 'You know...ours.'

'Ooooh, ours!', the newcomer chuckles. 'Yes, she absolutely must be made aware of that!'

'What is it?', Katie pleads, lunging forward to grip her cousin by the shoulder. 'Oh, please, Nigel, pray do not be such a brute! Do tell!'

At this point, the blond steps forward and effortlessly, boldly slips an arm around Katie's waist. 'Yes, Nigel is being rather a brute, isn't he? But do not worry, Katherine...I shall tell you the secret. If you would do me the honour of stepping out into the balcony...?'

To her own horror, Katie feels herself redden. 'Mr. Royston-Fellowes!'

'Rupert.'

'...Rupert...! How astonishingly forward of you!'

Rupert smiles, cocking an eyebrow, a glint in his eye. Katie feels her knees melt. 'Do you object to it, Miss Kensington...? Katherine...?'

'For Christ's sake, Rupes!', Nigel snaps, stepping in to drag his cousin away. 'We are trying to prevent Katie from being defeated again! This is no time for flirtation!'

'Any time is a time for flirtation', Rupert retorts, winking at Katherine. 'But by all means...the secret...'

'Yes.' Nigel notices his cousin is flustered after her exchange with Rupert, and gives her a few moments to collect herself. This interval is enough, however, for another arrival to disrupt proceedings; this time, it is Katherine's father, James, who enters the premises.

'How are things going in here, chaps?', he questions, taking a sip of the malt whiskey in his hand. Then, noticing his daughter's sparkling pupils, he adds: 'Kitty darling, have you been crying?'

'Oh, Daddy!', Katherine says, flinging herself at her father's neck. 'I am dreadful, hopeless! I fail at the most basic of things! Oh, I wish I were never born!'

'Do not be silly, darling', James scolds, rubbing his daughter's back as she bawls into his shoulder. 'Of course you are not hopeless and deserved to be born!'

'But Daddy', Katie sobs. 'How shall I ever obtain a victory if I cannot grasp the basics?'

'That', Nigel interjects, 'is where the secret comes in.'

This once again gets Katherine's attention, but before she can beg her cousin to elaborate one more time, Nigel spots a DVD protruding from James's pocket. 'What is that, Uncle?'

'Oh, this?', James seems to have forgotten about the existence of the disc until a moment ago. He now absent-mindedly reaches into his pocket to withdraw it. 'It is footage of Kitty's opponent this week. I have procured it from the Sin City offices. I thought it might come in handy vis-a-vis her preparation...'

'It does', Nigel assents. He takes the DVD, walks over to the bench upon which he has set his laptop, flips the device open and inserts the disc into the drive. A moment later, four pairs of eyes are marvelling at the tag-team antics of the duo known as Azz'n'Class.

'These girls are good', the Kensington cousin mutters, in awe. 'Extremely good.'

'You mean good to seduce, surely?', Rupert asks mordantly. 'For Christ's sake, Nige, they are birds! The only place they ought to be wrestling in is a pool full of Cabernet Sauvignon!' Then, glancing over at Katie: '...present company excluded, of course.'

'Of course', Nigel replies, with more than a hint of sarcasm. The entire exchange, however, is totally lost on Katie, who now seems apprehensive.

'Oh, I shall never best them!', the Kent native wails. 'It is hopeless! Daddy, telephone the offices this instant and present my resignation!'

'Katherine!', James snaps. 'That is quite enough of such theatrics! You do not for a second believe what you are telling us! You are a beautiful, intelligent young woman and you are capable of anything you set your mind to!'

'Quite' Nigel says. 'And besides, you do not yet know the secret...'

This time, however, Katherine does not hear him. She is far too deep into her woe-is-me routine to fully register what is going on around her. 'But Daddy, what if the officiating is as shameful and scandalous as it was in the previous occasion?'

'It will not be', James retorts. 'I will see to it.'

This does manage to lift Katie's spirits, as she gives her father a hug. Still, even as she pulls away, she pouts: 'I do wish they would not give me such wretched adversaries, though!'

'As I said, coz, only way to learn', Nigel chimes in again. 'And besides, that is why you need the secret!'

'Yes, the secret, what is it?!', Katie asks, somewhat impatiently. Her cousin smiles teasingly, but surprisingly, it is Rupert who swoops in for the rescue.

'Oh, come now, Nige, put the poor girl out of her misery!' He smiles, slipping an arm around Katherine's shoulder familiarly, only to have the gesture politely rebuked. Not missing a beat, he places his hands on his lap, leaning forward at the same time as the heiress, a knowing grin crossing his features as his best friend and tag team partner finally discloses the secret:

'You see, Katie, when you are a grappler, there are times in which you feel...powerless. Drained. At the end of your tether. Out of resources. Somewhat similar to what you are feeling now.'

Katie nods, her attention redoubling as her cousin makes his way to his point:

'Once you have reached that stage, there is only one thing left to do. The greatest trade secret in professional grappling. One which has gotten me and Rupes out of countless scrapes in the past.'

Nigel Kensington Junior
's son takes a moment to delight in the sight of his cousin physically quivering with anticipation before continuing:

'Should you ever find yourself in such a position...'

He draws his face even closer to Katie's, smirking:

'...you are to wait until the official has his attention drawn elsewhere...'

By now, his mouth is to her ear, and it is in a whisper that he breathes the last few words:

'...and cheat.'

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Climax Control Archives / Katie Vlogs: New Beginnings
« on: June 18, 2014, 06:46:14 PM »
 A few days before the latest show is due to air, SCW's website sees a new video get added to the 'Our Wrestlers Speak' section. This is entitled 'Katie Vlogs: New Beginnings' and the thumbnail shows an attractive young brunette with an expression of gratitude etched across her features.

Once viewers click through to see the rest of the video, however, the earnest demeanour is initially replaced by a serene expression, capped by a faultlessly polite smile. Clearly, our interloper is 'the hostess with the mostest', even if the space behind her - a well-appointed living room - is currently strewn with cardboard packing boxes. This may be the reason why, when she speaks, the young woman uses an apologetic tone:

'Hello, darlings! This is your friend Katie once again. Be very welcome to another instalment of Katie Vlogs! Before we begin, please, do forgive the clutter, the house is rather a mess, I'm afraid...'

The vlogger briefly waves towards the boxes behind her, then resumes her address:

'You see, Daddy and I shall be leaving the country in the morning. You may recall, on my last video, my having mentioned an opportunity to grapple in Nashville...? Unfortunately, that ended up not materialising. A frightful affair, really...'

The young woman looks sullen for a moment, then regains her almost artificially chipper demeanour:

'Fortunately, Daddy, absolutely wonderful darling man that he is, was able to procure alternative placements for me in a timely manner! I shall be grappling in the United States after all! Isn't that wonderfully exciting? And I do hear Las Vegas is ever so rustic...! Daddy told me there were even Indians there! Goodness me!'

The youth utters a little gasp, a dainty hand fluttering to her bosom as her lashes blink rapidly. Then, composure regained, she proceeds:

'So, yes, all rather frightfully exciting. And darlings, everyone in my new workplace is such an absolute dear! I already think of almost all of the girls in the Women's League as sisters! As for the gentlemen, I'm afraid I have yet to make most of their acquaintances - after all, it wouldn't do for an unchaperoned young lady to mingle with unattached gentlemen directly, now would it? But I am sure they are all perfectly pleasant also, and I look forward to calling each and every one of them my most dear and intimate friend!'

The young lady draws both her hands to her bosom at this point, composing a moved expression as she holds them out towards the camera in a gesture of almost supplication. Then, that particular bit of polite theatrics out of her system, she resumes:

'Before I am accepted into the Circles at Sin City Wrestling, however, there is the tiniest spot of bother I must deal with. You see, Daddy, utterly silly man that he is, personally contacted the President of my new company to request that I be properly utilised. Such an absolute darling, isn't he...? Unfortunately, the other gentleman interpreted the entire situation in entirely the wrong manner, believing Daddy wished to throw his weight around, when all he was doing was looking out for my professional welfare!'

A slight scoff of indignation, then:

'Be that as it may, I'm afraid it is absolutely paramount that I participate in a match against Joanna-darling. And let me start by saying, darling, absolutely impeccable sense of style! I cannot help but feel that we shall be wonderful friends! Although if you would permit your sister Katie the tiniest observation...well...oh dear, how shall I put this?'

The young woman makes a show of being contrite, looking away from the camera and biting her lip nervously as she twirls her fingers. Then, after a moment, she seemingly makes up her mind:

'Well, darling, when one is...shall we say top-heavy...one must really request that their tailor make the necessary alterations to prevent...well...tightness. One does not wish to appear as though one's clothing is a size too small, does one now?'

Katie
has an airy giggle, then:

'Oh, but don't fret, dear, after I best you in our little kerfuffle Sunday next, I should be delighted to treat you to a spot of shopping, so that we may work on that tiny little flaw in your wardrobe. We shall call it a consolation prize of sorts.'

The Brit gives the camera her most earnest, winning smile before proceeding:

'In return, in the spirit of sisterhood, perhaps you might introduce me to some of the gentlemen in your...shall I say professional team? I do adore Italian men, and their line of work makes them so delightfully...rugged!'

A wistful sigh ensues, Katie allowing herself a dreamy expression, then another little giggle:

'Oh, but listen to me waffle on! I shall leave you darlings be, I must go and bid farewell to my horses, my poor babies, who shall miss their Mummy ever so much! But do believe me when I say, Joanna darling, that I am absolutely ecstatic about having the opportunity to grapple with you. Think of what an impact it will make, when the absolute newcomer bests the former multiple-time Champion on her very first bout! Oh, shan't it be a triumph?!'

Katie
composes another dreamy expression for a moment, then signs off:

'That bout is this coming Sunday, nine-ish, darlings. Do be sure to tune in and support your friend Katie, won't you?'

And, with a little wave:

'Ta-ra!'

The image freezes for a micro-second at this point before the video ends.

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