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KALLIE REZNIK & ARTIE ARE LOSERS
« on: May 03, 2024, 06:29:32 PM »
KALLIE REZNIK AND ARTIE ARE LOSERS

Narrator:  I had call with Bea Barnhart before I came on camera to give my opening comments. Wow! Bea is extremely fired up to be in the Blast From The Past Tournament. One of the reasons is that her husband, Bill Barnhart, along with his partner Roux, won their match and moved up in the Tournament. With that said I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is at the event center which has been set up in Normandy, France, where Sin city Wrestling is holding Climax Control 392.

The scene shifts and we get a shot of Bea Barnhart, along with her husband Bill Barnhart, and both are sitting on beach chairs in Normandy, France, where some of the main action during World War II took place. Bea is relaxing in a nicely fitting, and revealing, bikini, while Bill decided to wear a regular loose fitting shorts type of swimsuit, along with a tee shirt and flip flops. The camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting.

COMMENTS ON HARPER MASON

Bea:  I wish to thank everyone who has tuned in today to listen to my comments on my Blast From The Past Tournament match at Climax Control 392. Before I go into comments concerning my Blast From The Past team, with my partner Konrad Raab, and our opponents who are Kallie Reznik and Artie, I want to address something that was said about me at Climax Control 391.

Bill:  Considering what she said about you I am sure you have some nice things to say about her.

Bea:  Nice and sarcastic my comments will be. Harper Mason. The self-entitled little brat. So you decided to grab a mic and get in front of the camera at Climax Control 391. Seems you are still upset over your loss to me at Climax Control 373 on September 24, 2023. What the hell did you think would happen when you signed up to wrestle in Sin City Wrestling? Did you think you would automatically win every match? You came in with high expectations and when you faced me I beat some reality into you. You have to learn to take your losses in the wrestling ring as you accept your wins. Trying to blame me for your loss to me is idiotic and moronic. You failed to get the win because you could not defeat me one-on-one. Then you even rambled on stating you were hoping the drawing of Blast From The Past teams would get your team facing me and Konrad Raab. Sorry you did not get your dream draw to face us. For sure me and Konrad will defeat Kallie Reznik and Artie but also for sure is that your team consisting of you and Lyle Kasey will lose to Diamond Steele and Jayden Harris. Try to prove me wrong if you dare.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea.

OPENING COMMENTS ON BEA’S BLAST FROM THE PAST MATCH

Bea:  Oh, trust me, there is a hell of a lot more nicely stated stuff by me coming. Okay Kallie I will start with the normal information of how we measure up against each other. I am 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds and you are 5 feet 6 inches and 128 pounds. As far as height and weight goes we are even. But when it comes to wrestling abilities and wrestling record I far out-shine you. I am a submission specialist and for damn sure I want to make you submit in this match so that you will learn you are well out of your comfort zone when you are in the ring with wrestlers like me.

Bill:  You go Bea!

Bea:  Kallie you are teamed with Artie. Now follow me in my comments for a moment so you will understand why having Artie as your partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament will result in your team losing to my team. Why would I say that? I am being extremely honest when I tell you there is only one wrestler on the Sin City Wrestling Roster who sucks more than Artie does and that is The Troll. I guess I can give Artie credit that he doesn’t suck as much as The Troll does but they are both trying to earn the honor of the wrestler who sucks the most in the wrestling ring.

Bill:  That is a hell of a burn Bea! I think the burn from your comments can reach all the way to the end of our Solar System.

Bea:  Kallie I will give you more information to prove to you how doomed you are in being drawn to face me and Konrad Raab. I am an accomplished wrestler and I love to make opponents submit for the win. While you are teamed with a drag chute of a team member I am teamed with Konrad Raab. I had an amazing conversation with Konrad Raab recently. He explained to me his distinguished auto racing career in many of the main racing promotions. Konrad has always been successful in the sport of racing. Konrad is also an extremely accomplished wrestler. Unfortunately he, like me and Bill, had numerous experiences of jealous wrestlers harassing him, threatening him, or attacking him backstage. I am happy to announce that Konrad is coming into our Blast From The Past match with a win on his mind which is also my mindset. Although I have not previously worked with Konrad in the sport of wrestling I can tell you that Bill has worked in several wrestling federations where Konrad Raab also worked. From what Bill told me of the wrestling talent and abilities in the wrestling ring Konrad possesses. . .well. . .your team has no choice but to lose this match to our team.

 Bea informs the camera person that she will make closing comments then they can cut their camera feed. The camera person acknowledges what Bea stated and then Bea launches into her closing comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Kallie I wish to ask you to do something for me. Actually two somethings for me. First I want you to go find Violet Amelia Holt. I defeated her SIX times in SIX matches with FIVE of those victories by submission. Ask her how damn tough I am. I dare you! Then go and talk to the little whiner Harper Mason. Ask her how easy it was for me to defeat her. At least she is easier to find than Violet Amelia Holt since Harper is active in Sin City Wrestling and I guess Violet went into retirement.

Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  So, Kallie, regardless of what you think of me here are some words that describe me so that you will not have to assume what you think I am as I am giving you the facts of who and what I am. Here is my list from A to Z. I am Amazing. . .Brilliant. . .Cunning. . .Deadly. . .Evil. . .Frightening. . .Gorgeous. . .Happy. . .Intelligent. . .Justly. . .Kind. . .Lovely. . .Mean. . .Novel. . .Optimistic. . .Pretty. . .Queenly. . .Rash. . .Stunning. . .Trouble. . .Unwavering. . .Violent. . .Wonderful. . .Xtra. . .Young. . . and Zoom! You, Kallie, are not half what I am. But do not be jealous of me. Not everyone in the world can be a BEA BARNHART.

Bea laughs loudly into the camera then she continues her closing comments.

Bea:  I honestly want to win our Blast From The Past Tournament match by making you submit like I did to Violet Amelia Holt. However with the overwhelming advantage Konrad Raab has over Artie the more expected end to our match is likely to be Konrad pinning Artie or making Artie submit. Only a short time remaining before Sunday, May 5, 2024 for our Blast From The Past Tournament match.

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.