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Climax Control Archives / Cage gets serious
« on: May 24, 2012, 06:17:31 AM »
 Fade in on Cage sitting in his  gym,the lights are low the only real illumination coming from a television which judging by the audio seems to be replaying the previous weeks Climax Control.

Cage lights up a Camel and stretches his neck rolling it as it audibly pops ad then cracks his knuckles before looking up to address the camera.

Cage:I would like..if I can to clarify something for my opponent this week... you see Weapon-X...

Cage shakes his head and snickers.

Cage:I..I'm sorry see I kept trying to figure out the name...I mean Weapon-X...it sounds like something out of the old Buck Rogers shows me an' my father would watch.Or something Goldfinger would try to kill James Bond with...but according to my wife Weapon-X is just another name for Wolverine...

He shrugs and takes a drag on his ciggerette.

Cage:Hey..I feel ya. I loved the X-men movies Wolverine is a bad ass guy...but still man I find it hard to take you seriously with a goofy name like that. I mean shit I liked Batman too but I didn't decide to stick some pointy eared mask on my head and run around in a cape calling myself dark night or some shit. You're being ridiculous...I'll tell you what I do take seriously though,what I want to clarify for you...

He raises his hand as if to signal for something to stop.

Cage: You can edit it in here right?

Evan (from behind the camera):Yeah thats easy enough to do.

The feed changes,instead of Cage in the darkened room we are seeing a clip from Weapon-X's segment.

Weapon-X:I want to make this clear he has a RIGHT to be bitter. What he DOES NOT have a right to be is to think he no longer has to follow the rules of what a upstanding citizen is supposed to be. You are showing all of these teenagers & younger that if you are wronged the best course of action is to say "f*ck it" & stop caring instead of showing the world how strong of a person you are by sticking to the morals you once had even after this misjustice was done to you. You had a choice Bobby & you picked the wrong choice which is part of the reason out of EVERY single SCW superstar I chose YOU to be my official debut match here. You need to be put in your place for what you've become.

The scene cuts back to Cage.

Cage:I am not a role model, I've never claimed to be. I don't WANT to be one. I have never asked for anyone to follow in my footsteps and I've never said my way is the right way. You think I'm some kind of deranged monster leading the youth of this nation off onto a path of violence and anarchy? Far from it. I'm simply doing what is best for me and my family. Look at my daughter? Is she out busting heads and slinging Yayo on the street like alot of kids her age? No. She's living in a good apartment,she's going to school,she's dating a...I can't believe I'm saying this because I hate the little snot...a good guy. She's a good girl and I helped her turn into that person. I have never claimed to have made the right choices,I've simply done what I needed to do to survive.

He sighs and shakes his head.

Cage:I won't let you get under my skin,you can laugh me off because I'm a brawler and you can mock me for always 'choking' in the big time matches but since you're such an upright and pious christian...

He snorts back a chuckle and stubs out his ciggerette.

Cage:Well friend I would just like to remind you that there is only one being who has the right to sit in judgment of any man and though you might claim to do his work you certainly aren't him. So come down from your high horse and take off your little mask,drop the fake ass name and come at me like a man...or I promise you that come this sunday you'll be made a martyr.

Oh yeah and one more thing oh Masked Avenger...I've tangled with the Yakuza before. I've been on their god sides and their bad,I've seen them mobilize to help tsunami victims with food and clothes before even the fastest acting of charities had lifted a finger and I've seen members beat aman half to death because he shorted them by a whole five yen on a money exchange.Being involved with the Yakuza doesn't impress or intimidate me..So you're an ex bodyguard who turned snitch and brought down a big family...

Cage makes a fake yawning motion.

Cage:I personally exterminated the Fanturo crime family. From the Don all the way down  to  my former best friend Nicky. You went running to the popo's and I did all the work myself with these very hands. So you can claim to be the better man between the two of us and you can promise that justice shall be served or whatever the hell it was you said,but at the end of the day the only justice you know is how to pick up a phone. Maybe...just maybe I'll be a little impressed and show you some respect when you get your hands dirty. All wrestling aside all you've shown me is that you're a scared punk who couldn't handle living in the real world. You're ignoring the grey and living in a world of black and white absolutes...and this sunday I'll show you just how blind thats made you. In all your years,both in the buisness and just on this planet period you ain't never met a motherfucker quite like me. So being your wrestling skills,bring your holier then though attitude and your two little asian sex slaves or whatever the hell they are,bring all the help you can get. Because when you step into the ring with this poor old brawler...well I promise you son..you're going to need it.

Cage makes the sign of the cross and then flips both middle fingers at the camera as the scene fades to black...

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 Fade in on Cage strolling along an empty street in Vegas,judging by the darkness and the lack of crowds it's obvious that he is far away from the glitz and glamour of the Strip and is instead all but alone with only his thoughts,the sand,and Evan with his camera to keep him company.

Cage:Another week,another main event,another time I have to get in the ring with Matthew Kennedy....

He sighs and pulls out a pack of ciggerettes shaking one out and putting it to his lips he lights it and takes a long puff.

Cage:I'd have rather fought Bo Dreamwolf again...At least he's respectfull....Kennedy? The only thing Kennedy cares about is getting himself over. So he won the Roulette Championship...big f'n deal we all saw how that went down. Without Nick Jones's help 'Prime Time' would still be small time.

Well Sunday Kennedy....Sunday you had better hope that Jones decides to help you out again,because without his assistance you're going to be nothing but a transitional champion. A shmuck that lucked into the responsibility of keeping the Roullete Title warm for me until it's my turn to claim it....

But who knows...maybe just maybe I'm wrong and you'll show up Sunday on your a game and actually,legitimately,manage to defeat me. Maybe you'll prove to be a worthy champion and show us all you could have done it even without Jones's help....
Or...the more likely scenario. I show up through you around the ring like the weak little rookie you are,nail you with the Hard Time and walk out of Reno with a new belt slung over my shoulder.

Either way I'd like you to do me a favor...Savor everyday you have with that belt,shine it up real nice,pose for plenty of pictures...hell wear it to bed when you're banging whatever little skank is desperate and stupid enough to let you hustle your way into bed...but make sure that you cherish each day you have it around your waist so when I take it away from you you'll at least have the memories of what it was like to win...just once,what it was like to be a champ. You think you're hot shit because you're on a four win streak?

Cage begins to laugh as though this was the funniest thing he'd ever heard.

Cage:Motherfucker I don't care if you won your last four hundred matches. Let me offer you some advice kid. It's free of charge so sit your little ass down and let the veteran school you for a minute. The match you just had doesn't matter,the only match that matters is the next one. So saturday night go to bed early,say your prayers,wake up Sunday and get yourself a good full breakfast in drink your orange juice,make sure you take your vitamins and then show up to the arena and kiss your belt goodbye because I am not walking away the loser again!

Fade to black as Cage flicks his ciggerette away trailing little red embers that spark and then vanish like stars burning out in the night.

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Supercard Archives / Podcasting
« on: April 27, 2012, 06:12:35 PM »
 Fade in on Cage sitting in a small professional looking studio,the following text appears across the screen 'Bobby Cage appearance on the Royalty of Wrestling podcast London 4/27/2112'

Guy #1:Evening there folks this is Richard Morgan here as always with my best friend and tag team partner...at least in this audio broadcast Marlon Martinez.

Marlon:Good Evening....and tonight this is a very special episode of the show as we have in studio a veteran of the American wrestling scene he's wrestled on all seven continents, Mr Bobby Cage. Bobby it's a pleasure to have you here.

Cage: Well it's a pleasure to be here I've never really done the whole podcast thing...

Richard:Well it's easy pretty much the same as radio but it's a lot less formal. I guess we should start with the same question we ask of every wrestler we have on...what got you into the industry were you a big wrestling fan?

Cage:Well...sort of I guess,I mean obviously coming up in Atlanta back in the time I was there was WCW and it was kid of a big thing my father was really into it and so I'd occasionally watch the shows with him...I didn't actually decide to wrestle until about four months after my stint...

Marlon:And what was the story there?

Cage:What prison? I thought everyone knew this?

Marlon:Well you know just for those fans not familiar with your story...

Cage sighs.

Cage:A'ight so me and my girl 'Lissa are coming home from the club one night when this guy jumps out with a gun and tries to rob us,but he holds the gun on her while looking at me...smart move you know he picked the dangerous one to watch and was basically showing me you know 'you make a move I shoot her'. Now I had a temper as a teen and my dad figured the best way to keep me out of fights was to send me to boxing...and not to brag but I was pretty damn good...So he takes his eyes off me and I knock that gun out of his hand and  follow it up with an uppercut,he goes down but he pulls himself back up saying something about 'I'm gonna kill that cunt just for that asshole' and I just went of..I honestly don't even remember what happened my next clear memory was me standing over him with bloody two by four in my hands and then the cops pulled up and took me in. I went in for Manslaughter which..well fair enough I mean I didn't set out to kill the guy but he died and I had to pay.

Marlon:And so you did what a sixteen year sentence?

Cage:Right right I got twenty but I got cut loose in sixteen for some reason and this is where wrestling comes into it... I had made friends with this guy named Nicky Fanturo and Nicky was the son of a big...well lets just say 'legitimate buisnessman and money lender'. I ended up working for the Fanturo's for a while as a debt collector and one of the guys who I was sent to get cash from was a pro wrestler a real sad sack motherfucker who used to go by the name Parralax,we had a little talk about the biz you know after he paid me... he had to friggin' pawn the ONE title he'd ever won to do it but you know he paid me and told me about the life over a bottle of Jack and I decided that I was doing it I was going to be a pro wrestler.

Marlon: And this was in 2001?

Cage:Right right. So you know after that I mad eit a point to hang out wherever I knew that the wrestlers hung out,it was after WCW had folded and so you know there wasn't any chance of finding a decent opening..or at least thats what I thought. One night I got into a bar brawl against I think it was four maybe five guys...there was a fifth guy but he took a chair shot from one of the other guys and I wasn't sure if it was an accident and he'd been swinging for me or not...but anyway I managed to hold my own and put them down and this guy in a cowboy hat comes over and gives me his card.I totally forgot about it until the next night and I dig out the card and it was fucking Leroy Brown. You've heard of him?

Richard:Not me...Marlon?

Marlon:Nope not familiar.

Cage:Well he was really big on the southern U.S. scene for a while and at the time he was running Firk'n Hardcore Wrestling and managed to get me in the door. I guess I was a pet project of his because I won a twenty man battle royal on my first show and in a month I was part of Arrogance Untied which was our big face stable at the moment..well mostly face I mean I was a hell and I was at odds with everyone else storywise...

Richard:Now how does that work? The hell in a face stable thing...

Cage:Well storywise I pissed off President Brown and as punishment he stuck me in with the group who treated me like crap and constantly tried to beat me down and run me out of the buisiness but then the group fell apart and I ended up winning the President's Choice Championship....and then eventually I ended up in the Supreme Fighting Empire and I was main eventing...I mean the fans just loved me to death...

Marlon:And what was FHW like?

Cage:It was fun you know? I mean I got worn out on the whole globe trotting thing pretty quick but I really enjoyed it.

Richard:and now you are with the SCW?

Cage:Just SCW no 'the' I mean it isn't 'THE Sin City Wrestling'. And I like SCW too you know it's more laid back the road schedule is better...nice guys in the back you know...

Marlon: And how does your wife feel about the move to Nevada? I mean she used to be in the business right?

Cage:Well she sort of still is...she actually acts as my agent negotiating my contracts and all you know....she doesn't really wrestle anymore but she is still kind of involved.

Marlon:and she is actually your ex fiancee's sister?

Cage:Okay that makes it sound bad for the record Alissa was dead for years before Dee and I got married and Dee was the first one to meet me we just never hooked up at first because she is a couple of years younger them me..I mean when we met I was a junior and she was a freshmen she'd just beat the hell out of some guy for grabbing her ass and I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen so I hustled her out of there and gave her a ride home...and you know we got to be good friends. We did hook up a few times...especially after I went in to my bid and Alissa wouldn't come see me..but we were never offical until AFTER Alissa had her car crash...so don't make it sound like I married her out of spite or something okay?

Marlon:sorry man sorry no offense intended...

Richard:Alright well it's about time to wrap this episode up so are there any road stories you'd like to tell us about? Maybe some good ribs?

Cage:Actually you know I have a good rib story. 'Hollywood' Ian Walker the guy who was running the Supreme Fighting Empire while I was in that stable he is a great guy..I mean pretty much my best friend in the business. I had mentioned to him that I'd like to get into acting you know? I mean it seemed like a decent little paycheck.
So anyway a few months after FHW closed he calls me and tells me he's got me a role in a direct to dvd action movie,I'm going to play a badguy convict who takes these two cops hostage in this scene. So you know I'm excited as hell I'm thinking I might even get S.A.G. card out of this but when I show up on set? Its a damn porno. Here are these two little things..barely older then my own daughter dressed up as cops and they're thinking we're going to do a big threesome scene...

Richard:And did you?

Cage:Hell no..and between you guys and myself I've always regretted it but I mean I was freshly married I had a kid on the way.. I just wasn't going to do that shit. How could I look my daughter in the eye if she saw that?

Cage shakes his head.

Cage:Nah I didn't do it but I called Ian and told him he got me pretty good... I haven't done it yet but I'm laying some ground work on a good one to get back at him.

Richard: All right so anything you want to promote? A twitter a facebook any of that?

Cage:Nah I don't bother with any of that shit but I mean uh we've got London Brawling come up our upcoming Supercard it's actually why I'm in town here. I uh I'm competing in a 5 way Roulette Rules Battle Royale.

Richard:Something you're getting very familiar with.

Cage:Hey they're a blast. I'll be taking on Old Skool,Adam Smith,Tommy Staggs,and Jared Black. I mean I've taken on Old Skool and the 'Jackal' Adam Smith but Staggs and Black are two total newbs I've never really dealth with but I'm sure that we don't need to worry about them. Just tune in or better yet come on down to the arena on sunday night and watch me kick some ass.

Marlon:Alright well thank you Mr. Cage it's been a honor.
Cage:Hey no problem guys next time I'm back this way I'll definitely be  back on here.

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Climax Control Archives / Ich bin ein Meister
« on: April 12, 2012, 05:25:42 PM »
 Fade in on a montage of Bobby and Dee Cage taking in the sights in Berlin several of the shots showing Cage stopping to sign autographs for fans the meet,it's fiarly obvious that the German's enjoy the convict and have no problem making sure he knows it.
We see all the usual touristy stuff and the two enjoying a dinner in a nice restuarant before the montage finishes and we're left with Cage walking next to the remnants of the Berlin wall late at night.
Cage:Germany...you know I always liked it here,we'd come through once or twice a year in FHW and it was always a good time. Most people think of them as the Nazi's in WWII or just accented foriegn terrorists in our action movies but I've found the germans to be nothing but warm friendly people who love themselves some wrestling.
It's good to be back and I'm glad that the week I'll be performing in front of them is the week I have an all but guarenteed victory. I mean I'm supposed to be scared of Rage? Lackey of the seven deadly sins or not he's still a follower to a man I've beat twice Damon Synn and I intend to make him look like just as big a loser and a joke as I made his boss. I know he think he's going to win and I appreciate the way he didn't run his mouth and actually showed some respect so I'm going to try to do likewise and keep it civil but he is a hundred percent wrong about me deserving to be the champion.
I have given everything I have to this buisness,I've left blood and body parts on six..
He pauses a moment and pulls out his phone making a quick call.
Cage:Dee..hey wasn't Killing Ground '07 at the base of Mt. Erabus right? Thought so. Thanks babe.
He hangs up and turns back to the camera.
Cage: Sorry all seven continents. Hell I even lost a toe in Japan,and I never gave up. I have earned a world title a dozen times over and I don't plan on letting anyone or anything keep me from finally getting one. Not Rage,not the True British Bitch Johnny Brown,and not even Nick Jones. London Brawling is going to be my night,the culmination of an entire career spent kicking asses and breaking bones,and once I'm standing at the top of the mountain looking down at all the broken and battered challengers I've left behind me I'll know that I've finally made it...and I will NEVER give that title up. I will be ninety years old and on my deathbed before someone finally manages to pin me long enough to win it.
So get ready boys,be prepared for a man who is driven beyond all others,Berlin,London,hell I couldn't care less if it was Timbuktu,I'll be taking the belt back home with me and by the time we hit the good old U.S. of A. I'll be gripping it so tightly that no one else will hold it until the day I die.
Ich bin ein Meister!

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Climax Control Archives / france
« on: April 06, 2012, 09:04:36 PM »
 (Sorry bout not posting this sooner but I haven't had internet all week.)
Fade in on a depressed looking Cage lying on a couch in a hotel room at Le Fabe in Paris,Dee is standing at a window looking out over the city as Evan hovers around the ocuch with his camera trying to cheer his hero up.

Evan:Aww come on Mr. Cage you almost got him.
Cage:Almost doesn't count.I didn't get the win Evan I didn't get the belt..I mean don't get me wrong good on Bo for beating me,he frickin' earned that win after some of the crap i did to him but it doesn't change the fact that I still lost...and I have to wonder if seven or eight years I couldn't have taken him without breaking a sweat.
Dee sighs and steps away from the window,she takes Evan by the shoulder and drags him towards the door.
Dee:Leave me the camera and go call Jenn.
Evan:Huh? I don't have her phone number....
Dee hands him her phone.
Dee:Use mine,if you want an excuse tell her that I told you to ask about Junior.
Evan:You aren't going to use it to film..you know...
Dee snickers and shakes her head reaching for the camera.
Dee:Go on,scoot back to your room,I'll bring it back later.
She lets him out shuts the door and turns back to Cage.
Dee:Alright Bobby on your damn feet,no more pouting,you got beat fair and square.
Cage:I'm not pouting...just pondering....
Dee:Robert Patrick Cage...We're in Paris the most romantic city on Earth,the frickin' city of lights and you're hiding out on the couch in our hotel room. Paris.We can go to the Louvre,the Eiffel Tower,the Arch de Triumph...
Cage:I don't want to go see the Arch de Triumph...
Dee:Have you even looked at the papers the front office sent over?
Cage:Yeah me versus Old Skool...your point?
Dee:You versus Old Skool in a Knockout Challenge. You know full well you can do it so get off the damn couch and show your wife a good time.
Cage laughs and gets off the couch coming up to wrap his arms around her.
Cage:Knockout challenge huh?
Dee:A whole tournament full of them. Winner gets a World Title shot. Now who knows an ex-boxer thats good at knocking people out? One who can teach the french how to fight?
Cage pulls away looking at her incredulously.
Cage:Teach them to fight? Babe they're the French come on,France was the dominant power in Europe for centuries. Hell look at World War One...
Dee:Someone's been watching the History Channel again.
Cage:I just want to listen to you insult an entire nation over their supposed cowardice...mock them for being rude instead.Now lets see if Evan's hungry I want some food and some nice vacation video.
Cage takes the camera from Dee and heads out into the hall coming to the next door,he doesn't bother knocking he just walks in,Evan is seated ont he bed talking on the phone.
Evan:Well you know it's like the song,you've got a face thats made for violence and porn...
Cage:Who has a face thats made for violence and porn?
Evan turns his eyes going wide and his cheeks red.
Evan:Uhm my mom!
He facepalms realising what he jsut blurted out.
Cage (confused):Your ma has a face thats made for violence and porn?
Evan:Thats what my stepdad says....
Cage just shakes his head and hands the boy the camera turning aorund to  walk back out.
Cage (in the hallway to Dee):Yeah he ain't coming...
Fade to black

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Climax Control Archives / Flight delays...
« on: March 29, 2012, 05:15:26 PM »
 Fade in on Cage and Dee as they're packing for their trip to Amsterdam. The slightly shaky camera would seem to indicate we're again viewing things through Evan's hand held cam.
Dee:You're sure she said it wouldn't be a big deal?
Cage:Of course...she said it'd  be cool to keep her little bro for a few weeks,just relax and enjoy the vacation.
Dee:Well it has been a few years since we've been to Europe....and they have some great museums in Amsterdam...
Cage:And great weed.
Dee:Is that all you care about you damn pothead...
Cage wraps an arm around her as he approaches from behind and begins to kiss her neck.
Cage:Not all...
Fortunately the doorell rings before  things get too explicit and Even ends up filming an amatuer porno.Dee pulls away and heads for the living room with Evan following,she opens the door and Jennifer comes in smiling at the two.
Dee:Hey girl...
Evan (frombehind camera):H..hi Jenn.
This gets him a look from both women and some knowing giggles.
Dee:I've got to go make sure that Jr. is all packed up you too play nice...
Dee makes her way out of the room as a moment of awkward silence falls between Evan and the smirking Jennifer.
Evan:So uhm wheres your boyfriend..Alex?
Jenn:Xander,and he's off trying to find himself a tag partner,he decided after Daddy whooped his ass a couple of weeks back that he isn't cut out for singles wrestling...
Evan laughs a bit which gets Jenn started laughing too,they both chuckle for a long moment before she looks back at him grinning.
Jenn:You know he's going to be out of town for like a week...and I could use some help with Jr. if you're up to it...
Evan:Well sure I mean if..
He's cut off when Cage comes in carrying a couple of bags which he hands to Jenn.
Cage:No can do Kiddo he's coming to Europe with us.
Evan:I am?
Dee reenters the scene with Bobby Jr. in tow.
Dee:He is? Bobby come on let them spend some together and get to know each other.
Despite a wink and added emphasis on the last few words Cage seems oblivious to Dee's meaning.
Cage:Hey he's the one who wanted this job.You want to film me you're gonna be there to film me when I win my first title after coming back from retirement.
Dee:Bobby..ixnay on the ockblockcay okay?
Cage (Turning to Evan and completley ignoring his wifes words):You got a passport right?
The camera  fades out and cuts back in for a few random moments of wandering around an airport before it cuts out again and cuts back to the inside of a plane.All the passengers seem more then a little irate.
Captain (over P.A.):..looks like we'll be stuck here on the tarmac for another hour or so. i've advised the flight crew to go ahead and hand out your meals if you'd like so please relax and we thank you again for flying with us...
Cage punches the back of the seat in front of him.
Cage:Two hours? Two friggin' hours!?! I paid for friggin' first cass I get tiny ass seats,a crappy movie,two hours sitting here waiting to take off and now they're going to make us wait even longer? This is bull!
Dee:Bobby calm down...
Cage:I ain't calming down...we could've taken our plane...
Evan:You have a plane?
Dee chuckles and shakes her head.
Dee:Barely..It's a single engine Cessna and niether of us knows how to fly it..he bought the damn thing a few years ago on a whim and has never used it...It's jsut sitting at an airfield outside of Atlanta...probably doesn't run...
Cage:It works fine..I had Ted's boys come by and check it out a few months back...
Dee:I thought you and Ted weren't hanging out anymore?
Evan: Ted Turne..
Dee:Yeah we used to live next door to him,hug wrestling fan...The guys a real Jed Clampett though.
Cage:Why are you always bustin' his balls? Billionaire Ted's a great guy.
Dee (too Evan):Him and Bobby got drunk one night and started wrestling then Bobby Hard Time'd him through the coffee table...haven't seen him since.
Cage:Hey he asked for it.. litterally he was all 'Hey Bobbo nail me with one a' them piledrivers'..and when a guy like Ted asks you do.
Dee:You broke his neck!
Cage:Because he asked me too!
The Camera fades out again,this time when it cuts back on the timestamp shows it to be two hours later,Dee is asleep with her head resting on Cage's shoulder,Cage has a small pile of little liqour bottles in front of him,the camera pans to the wondow to show the plane is still on the ground.
Cage:You know..I try and get there just a bit early..enjoy a few days in one hell of a city with my wife and shit like this happens...Sometimes I feel like the universe is just trying to get under my skin..you know?
Evan:Yeah I think I know what you mean..I finally meet a chick I really like...I get the oppertunity to spend a week with her...and my boss makes me work.
Cage laughs apparently not realising Evan is talking about him.
Cage:Yeah that kind of crap..I mean if this plane would have left on time we'd be almost there....You ever been to Amsterdam Evan?
The camera wobbles back and forth as Evan shakes his head no.
Cage:Man FHW used to go all the time...I think Dollbaby,the owner,she must've had a thing for the redlight district or something because we went to Amsterdam a good seven times after she took over...and you know something? I never lost once.
Seven events..four of them pay per views,and each and everyone of 'em I walked away the victor...Hey you're recording this right?
Evan:Yeah.
Cage reaches out and grabs the camera pulling in close to his face.
Cage:Bo Dreamwolf..I hope you heard what I just said because the streak I've got going in SCW is NOTHING compared to my Amsterdam win record.They love me over there in Europe and when I beat you and take the Roulette Championship for my own there will be riots in the streets like their favorite team just won the world cup or some shit...
Point being... enjoy your title while its still yours because Sunday I'm taking it and I'm keeping it. So polish it up nice and shiny for me and say your goodbyes,It's time for Bobby Cage to be a champion again.
The plane finally begins to lurch forward causing a cheer to erupt from the back as the camera cuts off.

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Climax Control Archives / A word in edgewise....
« on: March 22, 2012, 05:11:08 PM »
 Fade in on Bobby Cage making his way down the Vegas Strip as Pussy Willow and a Camera Man tail him,Pussy shouts and waves her arms trying to get his attention.

Pussy Willow: Mr. Cage! Bobby!

Having heard her Cage slows and turns smiling at the advancing Pussy and her camera man.

Cage:How you doing tonight Puss?

Pussy:Not bad...I was just wondering if we could have a few words with you about Climax Control?

Cage nods.

Pussy:Well we all saw how you defeated Damon Synn two weeks ago in a big upset vic...

Cage holds up a hand to silence her.

Cage:That was only an upset if you didn't expect me to win. When are you people going to figure out that there is still a lot of fight in this old dog.I tell you I'm going to win and then when I do it's suddenly an upset. I was hardcore before hardcore wrestling was invented,I fought my way through sixteen years of prison with nothing but my wits and my fists,and you think me taking Synn was an upset?

Pussy:Well aren't you afraid that this time he won't be undestimati...

Cage:Underestimate me? After the whuppin' I gave that boy last time I highly doubt he could underestimate me if he wanted too. I have proven myself again and again here in SCW to be a contender,I ain't just some wannabe,I ain't just some punk,I am Bobby Cage and I am the real deal,if any of these losers in the locker room want to underestimate then they deserve the ass kicking that will undoubtedly follow.

Pussy:What about Bo Dreamwo...

Cage:Dammit woman can't I get a word in edgewise? I know I talked crap about Dreamwolf back before the big battle royal but here is the truth,I actually kind of respect Bo...he seems like a classy enough guy,and he's a teacher...any man who deals with other peoples kid's crap for hours a day is at least deserving of a little bit of credit,and as long as he calls the match down the middle,which I have no reason to doubt he will,Mr. Dreamwolf and I will get along just fine.

Pussy:So do you have anything to say abou...

Cage:Just this. It doesn't matter that this one isn't a hardcore match,it doesn't matter that we have a special guest referee, any time,any place,any stipulation and I would still be able to take Synn because I'm just that good....but I do want him to come at me hard at C.C. I want him to use everything he's got to try and give himself an edge because I want to give the fans one hell of a show,and I want him to know when he wakes up the next morning still reeking of sadness and defeat that there wasn't damn thing he could do to change the outcome. That nothing could keep me form getting my arm raised in victory...because I am better then him.

Cage turns and walks away leaving a visibly annoyed Pussy Willow as the camera fades out.

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Climax Control Archives / The Art of the Promo
« on: March 09, 2012, 05:07:01 AM »
  *Sorry to wait until almost the last minute to post,been a busy week at work adn they've us soaking up alot of overtime.*

Fade in to Cage sitting on his couch his feet propped up on a coffee table as he rubs his chin lost in thought.

Evan (Voice Over):The art of the promo is one that is often taken for granted by the wrestling fan. We assume that its easy for a wrestler to come out week after week and give us little speeches about they're going to beat up their  opponent this week. In reality it's a long and drawn out process,some wrestlers will get on Youtube and watch classic promos from the best in the business for inspiration,some read,some take long walks to be alone with their thoughts...Bobby Cage doesn't really do any of that..In fact I have to admit that I was hardly surprised by the method he does use...

Cage pulls a joint from behind his ear and lights it up taking a long puff.

Evan (V.o.) Yes apparently my hero does his best thinking when he's stoned out of his gourd...But I mean if thats his process who am I to tell him no?

Cage looks up addressing the camera.

Cage:So yeah..this is what I do when I'm completely baffled for an approach..open up my mind a bit and see where the day takes me...I mean this guy Damon Synn I don't really know anything about him other then that he's big and he's mean and he has a stable of flunkies....Which you know good for him but I can't talk smack on someone I don't know...

Cage chuckles a bit as his wife steps onto screen and takes the joint from him taking a long puff as she sits on his lap.

Dee:Hey Evan.

She nibbles a bit on Cage's neck and passes the j back.

Dee:Hurry up and finish that thing..I know you're stumped but Jenn and that Xander kid are coming over and if he smells that he's liable to call the cops on us...

Cage rolls his eyes.

Cage:Eff that little pansy,one of these days I'm gonna...

He trails off and the camera pans back over a bit towards Dee as she stands up.

Dee:Don't mind him he just had an idea.Give him about two minutes and if he doesn't start talking pop him on the back of head.

Dee wanders out of the room with a laugh as Cage stands and reaches for the camera which fades out as the power is cut.

Fade back in to Cage in his gym standing in the middle of a ring with a scrawny boy in a warm up suit,The camera,with Evan filming of course, is at ringside with Cage's wife and daughter standing off to the side.

Cage:Damon Synn....so at Climax Control we'll have our first meeting. Now I admit I don't know alot about you aside from what I've seen in the ring,you're big,you're mean, you enjoy hurting people...yada yada yada..See that is exactly I like it..I love taking the biggest meanest dog in the yard and making it my bitch....and at Climax Control we'll be competing in a hardcore match..well hardcore is my yard!
For almost ten years I shed blood sweat and tears across six continents. I've been hit with sledgehammers,baseball bats,rolls of barbed wire and I just keep coming back for more. I live and breathe hardcore! And today with the help of my little buddy Xander here....

He reaches across and smacks the kid in the chest,the kid flinches.

Cage:I'm going to demonstrate some of the things that I might be doing to you at C.C.

The camera pans over to Dee and Jen,Dee notices and chuckles.

Dee:Evan you're supposed to be filming the action,not the daughter...

Evan:What no I was just..I was wondering what you guys think his chances are...

Dee shakes her head a bit and gives Evan a little wink as if to say 'surrrre'

Dee:I'd say about 50/50..he's been doing better then I expected when he announced his unretirement...

Jenn (wincing at something going on in the ring):Yeah he has and he looks pretty good in there but lets face it Synn is not Xander..I love the boy but he's got like no wrestling skill whatsoever..and trust me when I say he couldn't even rip his way out of a wet paper bag....I don't know what kind of workout Daddy's expecting to get out of this...

Dee:He isn't he just wants to smack your boyfriend around....

We can hear a loud scream form offscreen and then..

Xander (off screen):Wait...no Mr. Cage not the lighttube!

Dee and Jenn both flinch as the sound of shattering glass comes fromt he ring followed by another strangled scream. Dee shakes her head hollering into the ring...

Dee:Bobby! No not the plate glass....

The sound of even more glass shattering as a security alarm somewhere in the house begins to wail.

Dee:Christ Bobby....

Jenn:Daddy..jesus....did you have to throw him through the window...Now I have to take him to the hospital...

Cage (yelling from in the ring):Climax Control Synn...I'll leave you a broken battered mess,just like that!

Fade out as Dee heads into the ring to calm her man and Jenn goes to scrape hers off the lawn.

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Supercard Archives / No matter the odds...
« on: February 24, 2012, 05:08:48 PM »
 *Fade in on Bobby Cage standing at a roulette table,he's pushing a stack of chips onto the line as Pussy Willow approaches.*

P.W.:Mr. Cage? Do you want to take a second?

Cage:No but you're welcome to stand here with me while I speak my piece of mind..I'm on a roll baby and I ain't leavin' this table to I'm broke or the house is....

P.W. :Uhm okay... You said last week you weren't concerned about any of your opponents for Blaze of Glory is that still true or...

Cage,cutting her off:That's still one hundred percent true.. Look at me...

He gestures at himself standing in a casino in a nice suit.

Cage: I'm here playing the wheel and looking good instead of busting my ass training in my private gym..and do you no why?

P.W. :No....

Cage:Because of one simple fact Pussy,None of these guys is in my league. They can run their mouths,they can call me over the hill or whatever but the fact is this... Skool's out,Prime Time is about to get cancelled,Bo can keep on dreamin' cause he ain't got a chance,The Jackal is a joke,and Brandon Medeiros is just plain going to lose again. Not a single one of these guys is anything close to a challenge.

The wheel stops spinning and Cage grins,he's won again and he reaches down to collect his winnings turning back to address Pussy Willow.

Cage:You see this? I don't gamble I win. It doesn't matter what the odds are,I WILL walk away the winner...and anyone who thinks otherwise is just fooling themselves.

Fade out as Cage walks off to cash in his winnings.

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Supercard Archives / I love Battle Royals!
« on: February 18, 2012, 02:20:52 AM »
 *Fade in on Bobby Cage sitting in front of a big screen tv bouncing his son on his knee,the youngster babbling excitedly and pantomiming wrestling moves as they watch a recording of Cage's C.C. debut.*

Bobby Jr:Hahaha, you dropped him on his head daddy!

Cage:Damn right kiddo. Thats what I do,someone gives me an opponent and I beat their ass.

Bobby Jr:Ass!

Cage:Hey..don't let your mom hear you say that..I'll never hear the end of it...

*Cage looks over noticing the camera on for the first time.*

Cage:Christ Evan...wanna give a guy a little warning before you turn that thing on? How'm I gonna look tough bouncing a four year old on my knee?

Evan (from behind camera):Relax people eat the family man stuff up...

Jr looks over at the camera and apparently deciding he's not getting enough attention bellows out the word ass again prompting Cage to set him on the floor.

Cage:You run on into the kitchen and fetch me a beer alright brat?

The kid nods enthusiasticly and runs off leaving Cage and Evan to it.

Evan:So are you worried about Blaze of Glory?

Cage scoffs.

Cage:Do I look worried? My first match back in the day was a battle royal..beat fourteen other guys.How many other wrestlers you know that won a battle royal in their first match?

The camera jostles a bit as Evan shrugs.

Cage:Yeah I don't any others either,so no I ain't too concerned with it...I'll win or I won't. But...well lets face it chances are I will. Putting five other guys in the ring with me just gives me four asses over the usual one to kick,and more ass to kick makes me happy.

Jr runs back onto screen holding a budweiser,when his dad takes it he runs back out of the room screaming the word ass at the top of his lungs.Cage just shakes his head,pries the lid off the bottle and sits back with a sigh.

Cage:Hell I ain't even heard of any of these..well except Medieros and we all saw how well he fared against me...The whole gimmick match thing though,that has me curious. I mean not knowing WHAT kind of match...that can be a problem...then again as long as it ain't some steel cage reverse ladder match battle royal I doubt it will be too bad..who all am I fightin'....

He begins fumbling around on his end table looking for something.

Cage:Dee had a piece o' paper with everyone's names and win loss records..ah here it is..Lessee...

He scans over the paper.

Cage: Old Skool...Saw his match at Climax Control and what can I say other than 'Sorry Buddy but you're going home again a loser at the next show...'

Cage gives an exagerrated shrug and puts on a mock expression of sorrow before turning back to the paper.

Cage:Prime Time Matthew Kennedy...I saw this kids promo earlier this week..who the hell does he think he is writing me off as a nobody?You remember this nobody Kennedy take a good long look at this face,because the next time you see it is gonna be right before I knock your ass out...Mister Never won a match thinka he's better than me? Heh.

Cage takes another long sip of his beer.

Cage:Bo Dreamwolf...another one I don't really know anything about...but hey props to him for having a career to fall back on if I break his neck with a piledriver at B.o.G.
Hmm..who's next...The Jackal Adam Smith...

Cage shakes his head a bit.

Cage:Kid,I used to run with the real Jackal,Carlos the Jackal,the world's greatest sniper....I doubt you can live up to his moniker. Oh and who's this that's last on the list..my old friend Brandon.

Cage smiles widely into the camera.

Cage:Hey Brandon..how you doin' Buddy? How's the neck? For that matter how's your pride? You just remember Climax Control boy because if you show up at Blaze of Glory...well you're gonna be giving a repeat performance. Flat on your back while I pick up the win.

The camera fades out as we can still here Jr. running aorund the house in the background screaming his new favorite word.

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Character Building Roleplays / One man,one camera
« on: February 09, 2012, 04:15:13 PM »
 *Fade in on Bobby Cage sitting alone in a darkened gym, the camera shot is a single steady view from a mounted camera as he sits in a steel chair with his hands steepled under his chin.*

Cage:Brandon Medeiros... I have a few things I want to say to you... I don't know you,that's true. We haven't met yet...but I still feel the need to get a few things off my chest. You see I'm not going to sit here and make promises, I won't swear to kill you,or leave you a broken battered wreck..I have nothing against you.

*He lights up a ciggerette pausing a moment as he takes a long drag and then exhales a cloud of smoke*

Cage: But I will warn you..you see this match..it means a lot to me. I WILL be back on the top of this industry and I intend to wrestle each and every match I'm given as if it's the last I'll ever have, and that means I'm going to bring my a-game which if you don't me..well that means I'm GOING to kick a lot of ass, I'm GOING to hurt people, I'm GOING to end careers, and I'm GOING to break some f***ing bones...and I wanted you to know that in advance because like I said I have nothing against you,it isn't personal..I don't know you..hell if I did I might even like ya.Now,I understand you want to be the best..Well I may not be the greatest,I may not be able to bestow the title of the best wrestler in the world upon you...But IF...

*He chuckles as if he considers that to be an impossibility.*

Cage: IF you beat me,then it's definately a step in the right direction...and don't get me wrong I don't want you to win,but I do want you to bring everything you've got to Climax Control. I want to give the fans a match they'll talk about for years... I want a challenge.

*Cage stands and approaches the camera picking it up so he can look down the lens as he reaches to turn it off.*

Cage: It's up to you Brandon,are you going to be a challenge or just a speed bump on my path back to glory?

*The camera cuts out and we fade to black as the opening guitar riff to the Rolling Stones 'Paint it black' plays faintly in the background.*

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Climax Control Archives / The Return:Part 1
« on: February 07, 2012, 04:27:53 PM »
 (Note,this was the rp I included in my application to the fed but I felt it was a good intro to the character so I'm posting,if it doesn't count towards RP's for Climax Control just let me know,I plan to have at least one more up before the tenth anyway...)

*Fade in to footage of a man in his late 40s working a speed bag,muscular and tatooed his face is criss crossed with faded jagged scars and his jaw is set in grim determination."

Voice Over:My name is Evan Romano,I'm a film student currently working on a documentary about this man,one of my heroes...This is Bobby 'the Convict' Cage a minor celebrity known to hardcore fans the world over from his time with the wrestling organization known as the FHW. He debuted on the scene in 2001 after his release from a Georgia state prison where he served a sixteen year manslaughter conviction. His brutal boxing oriented style and willingness to let his life be videotaped for the crowds,even the disturbing and sometimes illegal aspects, quickly made him a popular competitor. He seemed to be at the top of his game seizing runs with the FHW President's choice title within months of his debut and moving on to the television and then later Intercontinental titles. He was a member of premiere stables in the industry such as Arrogance United and the Supreme Fighting Empire...but when the company closed its doors in 2008 Cage all but dissapeared from the industry.

*Cut to Cage sitting in a chair drinking a bottle of budweiser*

Cage:You have to understand...really when the FHW shut its doors..well the writing had been on the wall. I mean we'd only done a handfull of shows the year before the roster was down to a few of us old die hards and a bunch of rookies and the front office was dragging everywhere in the world to put on shows. Go to Malpractice in Japan,New Moon Rising in Dubai...I was tired of it.I had a nightclub to run,a new marriage,and a son on the way...as much as I love the buisness,hell as much as I love hurting people, it was time to clean up my act a little...settle down.

*Cage sighs and lights up a ciggerette.*

Cage:Probably..I'd have just stayed retired...I mean sure I tread out for an appearance every once in a while at some of these local feds but none of them had IT you know..that specialness that made me want to stick around..that atmosphere.

*He takes a long swig from the beer bottle.*

Cage:But then last month my daughter calls me up and tells me about this article she found online, 'Top 10 Wrestlers who never won a World Title' and low and behold number 5 on the list with your Jake Roberts' and Roddy Pipers' is my name and some crap about how I could've been a big deal but at 'this stage' in my life a comeback is unlikely.

*He chuckles.*

Cage: I've fought mime's,Japanese national heroes,so called vampires, zombies,and priests,I've wrestled on six continents,and I've taken a face plant into a barbwire cage nearly losing an eye...

*His voice starts to raise empassioned*

Cage:And I still won that damn match! I'm Bobby ****ing Cage and I'm only 47! I can still hang with big dogs and I can still kick some major ass! And thats why I'm coming to Sin City..to prove that in this young mans game and old dog CAN still learn a few tricks.

Evan Voice Over:So that is where we stand,one man setting out to achieve his dream.I don't know if he'll ever recapture the popularity he once had let alone a world title but I do know this..it'll be fun to watch him try,and as long as he's stepping into the ring I'm going to be following him and documenting his quest.

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