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Who's Vixen?
« on: March 17, 2012, 04:44:33 PM »
 Scene: 1(Takes Place Early Afternoon: March 16th)


*Opening up to a bed room that we've seen glimpses of before, for those who watch HarKore Warrior promos, in the Indiana University Health Paoli Hospital where the manager of the NWA World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions Cesar Redalgo is recovering.


Cesar Redalgo:  You know, back in my day, you didn't attack people ten to one you did it man to man.  If you got your as* beat oh well but at least you did so with honor.


*Our scene is that of the african american older male looking odd to most fans due to not being in one of his thousand dollar suits wearing just a hospital night gown.  A younger white woman has just gotten finished looking at his chart, which you can see her placing it in the front of his bed on a hanger, as she smiles towards the older man.




Nurse:  But didn't you have to deal with the KKK & crooked police back then as didn't those groups mostly use the mob mentality?





*Cesar ponders this for a moment, as if he completely forgot about the civl rights years when he was in his twenties, but his face turns into a scowl towards the nurse.





Cesar:  I'm not talking about them missy pay attention.  When you have a problem with somebody you go up to them & handle it either by words or with your fists.  Those racist pr*cks don't count.  





*The woman is fairly attractive, as she has the top button's of her white lab coat unbuttoned to show off just a tease of some cleavage from her double C chest, as well as what looks to be freshly shaven legs.  All of a sudden the machine, a cardiac monitor is it's official name, starts to beep a bit faster with the nurse looking towards it as if something is wrong.





Nurse:  I'm so sorry to get you this angry.  I should of known you weren't talking about them.  I'll get you a glass of water to help you calm down.





*The nurse goes outside of his room where a water fountain is directly across from the door.  Cesar, even though he has to stretch in the process which of course in his health he probably shouldn't be doing, leans forward as the nurse bends over to get him a glass of the great drink known as H20.  The cardiac monitor is starting to beep even faster as when the woman turns around, alas hearing the sound, Cesar falls back into his bed as the wind is let out of him which causes him to start weezing due to lack of breath.





Nurse: Oh my God!  I'll get the doctor!





Cesar: (coughing)No....I'm ok.....just happy to be alive.....is all.





*The beeping starts to slow down & even though the nurse knows she should call the doctor, since it is protocall after all, but the man that in another life could of been her grand father eases her fears.  She brings the water to his side & when she goes to help him drink it he places his right hand onto hers steadying the cup as not to spill any in the process.





Nurse:  How do you feel?





*Cesar nod's his head to tell her that he's feeling fine.  Once he's done with the water he every so slowly moves his hand away from her hand as what comes next is up for debate.  His hand partially swings across her nipples as that could be because of how weak he is that he can't fully control his bodily functions or it could be the act of a dirty old man but only Cesar knows the truth.





Cesar: Oh I'm so sorry...





*The nurse, who's name tag say's "Chelsea" by the way, starts to blush with the plastic cup falling into Cesar's lap.





Chelsea:  That's ok I know you didn't...





*A bulge is visible under Cesar's lap as all of a sudden Chelsea has a stern look upon her face.





Chelsea:  What is going on here!?!



*Cesar must of been hoping that she'd ignore or not see it, while maybe a inner part of him hoped she'd see it & jump on top of him, but he covers himself up while she runs out of the room.


Cesar:  It's not what you think!!  


*At Cesar's age there's not many things that come to be embarrassing or humiliating after you've survived the Freedom Marches, Rides & sit-in's with all he's been called as well as done towards him.  


Cesar: Hey at least I didn't need viagra!!  


*The man with the plan starts to laugh as the security standing guard outside, paid for by The HarKore Warriors, close the door as he starts to cough but laugh at the same time.  A ring tone is heard for the old television show Sanford & Son which causes Cesar to dart his head around wondering where they put his phone.


Cesar:  Sh*t where did they put it?  Guards I need my phone!!  Get in here!!


*Upon hearing the man's plea one of the guards comes into the room to find his phone.  The phone is still ringing, as he had the foresight to set it on it's longest setting, with the body builder like built of the tan skinned man finally finding it just as it was going ot voice mail.


Cesar:  Give it to me quick!!


*The man tosses it at Cesar who barely is able to catch it in his physical condition.


Security Guard: Sorry.


Cesar: Get out!   Hello!   Hello this is Mr. Cesar Redalgo, manager & agent for "The HarKore God" Weapon-X, "The Mistress of Justice" Viper who currently are the National Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions The HarKore Warriors how can I help you?


Voice of Weapon-X:  Wow even in your condition you said the whole introduction.  Always a professional huh Cesar?


*A look of annoyance comes over Cesar's face, since usually they call him from their cell phones which allows him to not have to go through that entire introduction, but his voice is one of being professional when he talks to his current boss.


Cesar Redalgo:  I do my best sir.  I watched Ides of March how are you & Viper doing?


Voice of Weapon-X:  We'll survive.  Viper is worried about another concussion but the trainer's at the WCCW show said we should be fine if we take a week off which of course we can't do.


Cesar Redalgo:  Maybe you should though sir as the more important mat....


Voice of Weapon-X:  I already heard it from Viper "the more important match is the Wrestle Classic rematch vs. The Absolved" well we made a promise to SCW & the NWA so the match is going on.  I didn't call to get a lecture I called because I have a favor to ask you.


Cesar Redalgo: I'll do whatever I can to help.


Voice of Weapon-X:  Good as can you get yourself out of the hospital early?  I need you to do something that I can't because of having to be in California on Sunday.


Cesar Redalgo:  I believe that I could but I'd have to be on crutches so if it's anything physical...


Voice of Weapon-X:  No it's not physical other then a bit of walking involved.  I'll tell you more when you get there, as I'm working out the specifics with the NWA Board of Directors now, but I'm paying for you to spend the weekend in the Island territory that should either become free or the 51st state in Puerto Rico.  It'll be great & I will have a full security detail to make sure nothing happens to you while your there.  See it as a mini-vacation that your actually getting paid for.


Cesar Redalgo: Wow thank you sir, thank you very much.  Can I bring a, umm, friend along as well?


Voice of Weapon-X:  It's my plane you can bring fifteen as long as they don't keep you from doing what I need you to do.  Your going to be sending a very important message & announcement to the world for Viper & I.  Now get going I'll call you in the morning once you get in.


Cesar Redalgo:  Will do.  Good luck at Climax Control.  


*Cesar hangs up the phone as, just if on perfect timing, when the door opens to reveal Chelsea, a name made famouse in a Bon Jovi song or in Bubba's daughter depending on your point of view, with the head nurse looking like their about to blow a gasket.


Cesar Redalgo:  Ladies I believe we've had a great miscommunication here.  


Chelsea: Your damn right we have you old pervert!


Cesar Redalgo:  I'm no pervert missy but I believe I have something that can fix this situation.  


Chelsea:  Your moving to another ward will do just fine.

Cesar Redalgo:  Well I'm checking myself out so that won't be needed.  It is sad though as I was going to welcome you & a few of your female friends along for a trip to Puerto Rico but if I'm such a bother I'll just leav...


Chelsea:  Your going ot Puerto Rico?  Tonight?


Cesar Redalgo:  Just for the weekend but yes my bosses private hybrid jet is awaiting me.  


*Chelsea looks at the head nurse with a longing face as if the man just won over her heart.

Head Nurse:  I'll cover for you but you'll owe me back the time.


Chelsea:  Sure thing.


*The head nurse starts to walk away as Chelsea comes towards Cesar as if she's a competely different person.

Chelsea:  I tend to jump to conclusions.  I'm sorry if I offended you at all.

*Cesar smiles as she starts to get his clothes together to change him out of his hospital gown.

Cesar:  It's just water under the bridge my dear.  I'm sure we'll be just fine.

*Cesar winks at her as our scene fades out to black.



Scene: 2(Current Time:  Afternoon, March 17th)



*A slight drizzle appears on the camera upon opening up to the view of a beach very near to Fontana, California in Huntington Beach.  "Surf City U.S.A." as it's called isn't usually this full on a rainy day but on this day it's being visited by the NWA World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions The HarKore Warriors.


Viper:  Hello to all of our California fans!!  I'm sorry we're here while it's raining but we promise to come back when it's Sunny to do some surfing.  


*The crowd cheer's as we see Weapon-X a bit further back on the dock under an umbrella while right now Viper is taking center stage for the fans as well as maybe to prove a point towards their opponents this coming Sunday.


Viper:  At least I will as my husband has actually gotten sea sick on a surf  board before.  It was kind of cute I must say but yea he's a land lover down to his bones.  I hope you all come out to SCW's Climax Control in near by Fontana where the tag team division is mostly on display.  We're looking forward to a great match EVEN WITH the limitations of the mixed tag team rules but I'm here today to ask a few questions of my opponents.  First off, as if my husband is cheating on me I'd love to know how Kittie & a guy who talks to a stuffed teddy bear have found out before me, as who in the hell is VIXEN?!?


*The crowd starts to boo knowing that during the recently released promo Kittie & Despayre hadn't called her by her right name ONCE throughout the entire promo.


Viper:  Now there was a Vixen in RMP but, since I don't want NYDW, have no clue on if she went there.  Oh, but since they are against women wrestling men, guess they didn't see her RMP Heavyweight Championship title reign as she did fairly well against the men just as Misty & myself & in ICW Vanessa Valentine who came with in seconds of becoming number 1 contender for the ICW Heavyweight Championship title.  But no my name is Viper, hell it's not even a ring name it's part of my name given to me at birth, so since you two or possibly Angel have done as much research on us as you claim to have you'd AT LEAST be able to know my name.  Good try though.


*Viper smiles a moment before moving along.


Viper:  But since it's clear all they did was click on the NWA website to try to find dirt on us, which is clear because for GOD ONLY KNOW'S why Mr. Batee has DENIED our requests to call the webmaster of that site to get my name right, it's becoming clear they aren't taking this match seriously coming up on Sunday.  They just expect to be able to joke their way through the promo's & find a way to cheat to win not caring if they actually have the ability to defeat the top team of the last two decades in professional wrestling.  I mean F*CK all you had to do was listen on last week's Climax Control when the ring announcer said my name as all you've done is made complete fools of yourselves.  And I know I haven't even gotten to the serious parts yet as I expect this to only go down hill from here.


*Weapon-X is on his cell phone in the background but he's always watching his wife's back, as if still worried that Yakuza may try something else, but he's giving her space to be able to get her feelings going towards such a important match.  Not important to the tag team division since it's clearly not that important to their opponents but for the status of women in a male dominated sport a entirely other situation.


Viper:  We like being technical, which some may call anal retentative, so yes we use the legal full names of championship title belts that mostly have Heavyweight in the name.  Look at the NWA history on the website since it's clear that minute is ALL you've done this entire week to get ready for us as there used to be NWA International & United States Tag Team Championship titles.  Now yes there was no Cruiserweight or Junior-Heavyweight tag team titles but in many major league promotions their are.  Just like I've seen a Middleweight title before but again you all want to worry about the basics while we're busy watching matches, doing research on how to defeat you your worried about the words we use rather then the real truth that my husband stated last night.  You don't like the truth do you Kittie & Despayre that's why you spent most of your time trying to make my husband out to be a wife beater?  Come on you know what he said about Despayre being just a pawn in ya'lls master plans is true.  That none of you are really his friend & your hiding him from in-ring action as much as possible so that he doesn't earn a title shot that you all feel one of you should be getting.  So you get him riled up about men hurting women as, I guess you weren't listening to my husband's promo last night, as we DID know that Gabriel was injured.  And we've also had this open challenge in the pipe line for OVER three weeks so don't use this week's Four Corner's match to justify why we were given the left overs of the division.  And no we almost pulled out of this match since AFTER the contracts were already signed is when we were told by our lawyer about the rule against women facing men in SCW.  Any more bullsh*t you want to pretend that a teddy bear is saying or can we get serious for the rest of the weekend?


*The crowd starts to cheer it's approval of Viper's strong words knowing that while they love violence the fans also love being told the truth so that they know what to expect before a match this important takes place thus so they don't miss it.


Viper:  Why does SCW do all of these anti-bullying promos?  Oh right it was to CHANGE the norm since the laws were not strict enough as they were.  So your using the fact that men are treated unfairly in many states when it comes to domestic violence is not a good reason for women not to be able to wrestle men.  Also you at least were right about one thing this isn't boxing.  As I'm actually TALLER then you Despayre with you being a tad bit heavier so tell me I can't compete with the men.  Tell me that I'm too "weak" or that I should just be "content" in a Bombshell division that KITTIE YOURSELF is angry about being forced to face the same few opponents over & over again.  YOU & your frustrations are part of our point.  You get less money & are forced to fight the same few women so even if your the better wrestler if you have fifteen matches with somebody in four months sooner or later they are going to get lucky.  I use my brains & my speed as well as my skills to win against men bigger then me.  I'm not stupid & go spend your time talking about the fake WWE I'm about reality as in reality it's not about brawn kids it's about brains more times then not as I wouldn't be a 3-Time former World Heavyweight Champion if I wasn't.


*Viper remembers her days in the RWC & NSWA mostly well, even though of course both promotions failed miserably in the end, as she moves along.


Viper:  Every NWA region except SCW is free for the superstars.  So don't think it's complaining we're stating facts of how as*-backwards a promotion is that has a rule such as this.  We wanted a top team but I guess we're stuck with you two which is fine as pucker up Despayre.  We're about to make you famous as I give you the Kiss of Death of your importance in the NWA.


*The scene fades out suddenly.