"You can't be serious dude?"
Narly is heard saying. The camera spins around to The Surf Boys, Narly and Radical, strolling along the beach front
Narly: I mean serious dude of dudes, a tattoo is totally for life, like a puppy.
Radical: I know, puppies are for life, not just for christmas.
Narly: No dude, I was talking about the puppies the lady folk hide under their sweaters.
Radical: Sha brah, so was I!
Narly: You was?
Radical: I was.
Narly looks at him confused but shrugs his shoulders at Radical/
Narly: Anyway dude of dudes, we have an awesome oppotunity on Climax Control.
Radical: Do we get to work with that Angel bear? Cause that little dude rawks as much as milfalicious in a tiny weenie bikini, ya hear me brah?
Narly: Sha, the bear rocks that way so much. Ya know dude, I don't get it. Everyone says that bear is stuffed, but I never see him eat, so how can he be stuffed?
Radical: I don't know, I think SCW should back a totally new charity.
Narly: What charity?
Radical: Feed The Bears!
Narly: No way!
Radical: Way!
Narly: Nu uh, I've seen the signs in the zoo, they always say do not feed the bears.
Radical: Ah, brutal,
Narly: Besides, bears are smart. Look at that Yogi dude, he always knows how to get those pick-er-nic baskets.
Radical: Ok, bears can feed themselves.
Narly: Ya! So what was we talking about?
Radical: Mifalicious in a bikini!
Narly: Sha but before that?
Radical: Awesomeness oppotunity on Climax Control.
Narly: I was?
Narly scratches his head zz
Narly: Oh sha! Dude, we got a tag title shot.
Radical: For reals dude? Last time we had a title shot we....
Narly: Dude, we never had a title shot!
Radical: This is huger then something that get huger when I think about milfalicious covered in baby oil!
Narly's face chances, wrinkled up as he looks slightly uneasy.
Narly: Too much info dude.
Radical: But I didn't even tell you about the song playing in the background. Let's get it onnnnnnn, AWWWWWWW baby!
People around Narly and Radical stop to star at Narly's high pitched scream. Narly raises a hand to them in a not to worry gesture
Narly: Don't worry people, his thong just rode up too high.
Narly bops his head smiling, thinking he's just pulled off a joke on his partner. Radical leans in closer.
Radical: Uh, dude?
Narly: Sha dude?
Radical: How did you know I was wearing a thong?
Narly face changes to completely disgust
Narly: Dude, just wrong!
Narly takes a phone out of his pocket and starts tapping away.
Radical: Whatcha doing?
Narly: Tweeting
Radical: Ah dude!
Radical pulls out his phone too and starts to tap away.
Radical: There you go, my reason for the thong.
Narly and Radical look at the camera with a serious look on their face.
Narly: If you'd like to see what these tweet are, follow us.
Radical: www.twitter.com/thesurfboys now back to the strangeness.
Narly and Radical bop their heads and look at each other.
Radical: Strangeness is a word, right dude?
Narly: Sha dude. We should focus some on our opponents though for Climax Control if we want gold.
Radical: Who are we facing?
Narly: Aristocrats.
Radical: Dude, we beat those fancy dudes.
Narly: They're cowboys.
Radical: They are? But they're called The Aristocrats.
Narly: Wooooooooooah?
Radical looks confused
Narly: De ja Vous moment.
Radical: Sha, it's like that's been said before.
Narly: Uh uh.
Radical: Who else, who else?
Narly: Relax dude, you're like a kid at Christmas.
Radical: Wow! Is Santa gonna be one of our opponents?
Narly: I don't think so, he's busy making toys with his midgets for next Christmas.
Radical: Bummer.
Narly: Obviously we're facing the champs, or we couldn't win the titles.
Radical: Well obviously
Narly: So that's Wyatt Peterson and Nightmare Sean Williams in the match.
Radical: I like Wyatt, he's totally like one of the funniest guys in SCW, plus he has the coolest cowboy hat I've ever seen!
Narly: Yeah he does!
The two attempt a high five but miss and manage to hit each other in the head.
Narly: We have so gotta practice those.
Radical nods in agreement.
Radical: You know, with all these cowboys in the match, it's becoming a bit of a western. Like the dude who says "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
Narly: Was he in a western?
Radical: I dunno, I never saw the movie, because I heard it never had any bees in.
Narly: Bees?
Radical: Yeah, my favorite kind of bees.
Narly: You have favorite kind of bees?
Radical: Sha! Boo-bees!
Both Surf Boys start to laugh.
Narly: Dude, you totally set me up for that one.
Radical: Sha I did!
Narly bops his head up and down.
Radical: So we have to beat just those guys.
Narly: Well...
Radical: Very well, thanks for asking dude.
Narly: No, I mean well there is another team in that match.
Radical: Who?
Narly: Casey Williams and Jordan Williams.
Radical: Are they twins?
Narly: I don't think so, but they are both bald.
Radical: So they are twins.
Narly: They could be because hair loss runs through families.
Radical: Well, at least Wyatt and Casey rawk!
Narly: I should totally tweet that.
Radical: Sha! Do it dude!
Narly pulls the phone out of his pocket and quickly taps away at it.
Narly: Done and done!
Radical: Awesomeness dudey!
Narly: We are so gonna win these tag titles.
Radical: Sha. No one's gonna stop us.
Both men stop outside a building and look up to a sign that says "Beach Front Tattoos". Radical and Narly enter the building and stand in front of a counter with a large tattooed, man standing behind it. He looks down at The Surf Boys.
Man: Can I help you?
Radical: Sure dude, I was this tattooed.
Radical turns away from the man and pulls down his shorts, revealing Misty's autograph on his butt cheek. The man turns his head slightly, unimpressed at Radical's ass.
Radical: See, what happened was we was at this party, and it was like totally rocking, and then Misty signed my ass, cause I'm totally like her biggest fan. I like think of her, then blood rushes somewhere, then a little while later, I'm smiling and my wrist aches, so I totally want this to stay on my ass, so I need it tattooed.
Man: Sounds like one hell of a party.
Radical: Sha. Then some kid pulled our pants down, and everyone totally laughed, and I then spent the rest of the night looking at my ass in the mirror.
The man raises his eyebrow.
Radical: So now I want it on my ass perminantely so I can totally shower without fear of losing my ass art work.
The man nods,
Man: Step through to the back.
Radical nods while Narly takes a seat, picking up a magazine. The slow humming of an electric needle is heard in the background and screams come from the room behind the counter.
Narly: I guess Radical just remembered his fear of needles.
A short while later, a smiling Radical steps back in to the store front. Narly looks up from a magazine, to see a pale looking Radical
Radical: Totally worth it.
Radical turns around, his shorts half way down his legs, showing off his new tattoo, Misty's autograph forever imprinted on his body.
Radical: Now I can say no matter what, Misty will always be close to my ass.
Narly bops his head.
Narly: You should so take a picture of it and send it to her. Or show it to her on Climax Control.
Radical: That would be an awesome wedding gift!
Narly: Yeah it would!
The Surf Boys grin and bop their head and leave the shop as the camera fades out
