Bill: What? Are you serious or joking with me?
Bea: I’m being serious. Me and Mikah were going at it and next thing I know the Referee was ordering you out of the ring for being the illegal wrestler in the match at that time. Why did you do that?
Bill: I was tired of Kris and Mikah bending the rules so when the match turned ugly I decided if they could stretch the rules so could our team. The way I saw things whether I was ordered to leave the ring or not Mikah had you for the win. You have to accept that.
Bea: Yeah you’re right Bill. Sorry for my comments. I really thought I could take out Mikah on my own but I miscalculated her.
Bill: Bea you are still new to the sport of wrestling. You gain experience every time you step into the ring for a match. One day you’ll dominate the Bombshell Division. I did some calculations and it came out as follows. I have 18 years experience in wrestling which is currently over 216 months. You have 6 months in wrestling which is about 3 percent of the experience I have. I felt you were in trouble in the match against Mikah and the adrenaline kicked in and I jumped into the ring. I shouldn’t have done that but I did. It is behind us and in our next Mixed Tag Team match things will be different. Before you take Iris into the kitchen for her pizza can I ask her a question?
Bea: Sure.
Bill: Iris when we moved to the Atlanta Metro area you ended up having a crush on Uga the English Bulldog who is the Mascot for the University of Georgia in Athens, Georgia. Now you seem to have a crush on Pete the Cactus, who lives with Senor Vinnie, and you seem to have forgotten about Uga the Bulldog. You can’t have both Iris. You have to think about this situation and make a decision of either Uga or Pete.
Iris cocks her head back and forth but her sniffing the air shows she’s more interested in the pepperoni pizza in the kitchen than paying attention to Daddy Bill’s comments. However Iris perks up and pays attention when Daddy Bill places a poster of Uga the Bulldog on a stand and a few feet away from it a poster of Pete the Cactus on a stand.
Bill: Okay, Iris, it is decision time. Are you gonna take Uga the Bulldog or Pete the Cactus? You can only choose one of them.
Iris stands between the two posters and she looks at Uga then Pete and back and forth. She finally walks up to the poster of Uga the Bulldog, places her nose against the poster and snorts at the poster.
Iris: *SNORT*
Iris then turns around facing her butt to the poster of Uga and Bulldog then she kicks her feet back and knocks the poster over. Satisfied with herself Iris prances over to the poster of Pete the Cactus and starts drooling and sighing and licking the poster. That’s enough for Bill and Bea now that Iris has made her official decision.
Bea: Come on Iris! I have pepperoni pizza for you in the kitchen!
Iris never has to be told twice there is food for her to eat. She races into the kitchen ahead of Mommy Bea and she sits there panting and moaning begging for her pepperoni pizza.
O’MALLEY’S LAST MOMENTS AS ROULETTE CHAMPION SHOULD BE CELEBRATED
Bill: Well, O’Malley, we have a short time before we step into the ring and open Climax Control 276 with what will go down in history as the best match of that event. I know what you’re thinking too. You hope you can disqualify yourself when you know I’m about to defeat you for the Roulette Championship so you lose the match but not the Belt. I hope the Roulette Wheel lands on a spot that specifies if you get yourself disqualified you’ll lose the Roulette Championship to me. If it doesn’t land on that spot then I’ll just have to quickly, soundly, and thoroughly, defeat you so that even a blind person in the arena will be able to “see” how easily I defeated you to become Roulette Champion. Also, so you cannot claim you were not warned, if the Roulette Wheel lands on a spot that doesn’t allow for interference in the match then Bea and Iris will keep a close watch on Darcy. One wrong step, one wrong move, one illegal attempt, on her part and Darcy gets taken out. If it lands on something Hardcore where the rules are thrown out the window then we’ll have a match that really represents what a Roulette Rules Match should be. What’s the bottom line O’Malley? I’m gonna kick your ass so hard it’ll take you several months to grow back a new one. Enjoy your time as Roulette Champion leading up to our match on August 16th because I’m dethroning you as Roulette Champion. I’m seriously celebrating your final days with the Roulette Championship in your possession. Once I’ve earned the Roulette Championship I’ll do all I can to become the longest-reigning Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling. People like Equinox, Goth, James Tuscini, Kristopher Ryans, and Griffin Hawkins, will all watch their long runs as Roulette Champion evaporate into nothingness after I surpass them all with my Championship reign. That’s all I have for you today O’Malley but I damn sure have a lot more to give you during our match on Sunday. Thanks for watching and listening. Now please return to your pathetic life. HAR HAR HAR!!!
As Bill is laughing loudly the cameraman notifies the Network that Bill is done with his comments. They tell the cameraman to remain focused on Barnhart and that they will switch the broadcast back to regularly scheduled programming. A few moments later the scene shifts to regularly scheduled programming.
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