The beach at Anse de Grande Saline, St. Barthélemy can be see as the camera focuses on Alex Rush, just his face can be see. He looks around at the crowd, some wincing, some shaking their head as the camera zoom out a little, just to see Alex wearing nothing but skin coloured Speedos, as the English would call them, budgie smugglers. From a distance, the SCW and SCU star could appear to be about to be arrested for indecent exposure. The camera stays on Alex as he walks and talks.
Alex: This took me ages to find, but you found it so easy. Do you know how many St Bart's there are out there? I nearly went to the hospital in London, but then I thought why would they hold a wrestling show at a hospital? Some of those wrestlers are a bit mean, and they'll be trying to stab you in the arse with an IV.
Alex scratches his head.
Alex: There's two St. Bart's churches in Australia, one in Belgium, one in Canada, a place called Ottawa, that always makes me giggle cause I think of Otters, funny little creatures. Two Churches in the Czech Republic called St Bart's, two in Germany, and in Italy, even one in India, which is weird.
Alex stops walking and taps himself on the chin.
Alex: I don't think too many people go to church in India, I think they go to a different place like The Ganges or something.
Alex continues to walk down the beach, people shuffling out of his way.
Alex: There's two in Malta, three in the Philippines, thirty three in the UK, and six in America. All Churches called St Bart's and I went to like seventeen of them to find out if I was wrestling there but then it hit me. Why would there be a wrestling show at a church? I mean I can't think many churchy Joe's would wanna see Jessie Salco punch someone with brass rings, or someone like Crystal or Christina pronounce the word hi really strange. Can't imagine Teddy Warren would be too popular wearing make up. So I thought what else was St Bart's.
Alex waves at a woman walking past, looking him up and down with a frown on her face.
Alex: So I thought the three hospitals in the UK, but nah, covered that early, so I thought it had to be the school in the UK.
Alex shakes his head sadly.
Alex: Turns out it wasn't and the head teacher is a mean old goat and can throw her shoe really far.
Alex rubs the back of his head, feeling for a bump.
Alex: Caught me right on the nut.
Alex looks at the person next to him that he's been talking to, to reveal it as not a person, but his "adopted" pet Rhino, Robert-Edwin, which would explain the strange looks and why people were very quick to move out of the way.
Alex: It was horrible Bobby mate. I didn't know where I was going to wrestle, so I got clever right, I put on my ninja outfit and I followed Jason Adams. I don't think he knew it was me, but I did sit next to him on the plane and he said hello Alex, and I said hello Jason but I don't think he knew it was me, I think he guessed the name. Even after we had a few beers, a game of snap and sung the hocky cokey, I still think he thought I was someone else called Alex. How did you get here?
Alex looks at the Rhino and the Rhino looks at Alex. Alex nods his head up and down.
Alex: That's gotta be a lie, you gotta be telling porky's, you did not use a hang glider to get here.
Alex tilts his head as he looks at Robert-Edwin.
Alex: That is soooooooooo cool matey. Hey did you get my e mail asking what a Stephen Callaway is?
Alex stands as if to listen to him.
Alex: Well that's not a lot of good is it? All you learned that he a jock.... I can't exactly call him a jock, those Americans would think I'm talking about some bloke with a letter on his jacket and not a bloke from Scottyland. What can I say about him? I mean I ain't wearing a skirt thing cause that's just a little bit weird, don't ya think? I still don't know what he is but on Sunday, I gotta face him.
Alex shrugs his shoulders.
Alex: Ok, I know what I can say, I can be generic and say I'm gonna kick your arse over and over till it sticks.
Alex looks in the distance pointing to something, his face covered with excitement.
Alex: Oooooh! Let's go do that!
The camera turns around to see paragliders flying in to the air, Alex takes Robert on the head.
Alex: I think you'll love it!
The camera fades as Alex starts to run along the beach towards the paragliders.
