SCW Headquarters in Las Vegas, Nevada. Christian Underwood and Erik Staggs sit impatiently in a room at an oak table, with one chair vacant. Along the side of the room is a leather sofa, and chair, opposite a television. Christian impatiently shuffles through some papers as the door opens and in walks Hot Stuff Mark Ward, wearing beige khaki combat shorts and an open white button up shirt. On his face, he has sunglasses and a shell necklace around his neck. Christian looks up from the papers.
Christian: And what have you come as today?
Hot Stuff looks himself up and down.
HS: You can't tell? Clearly, I'm an astronaut.
Christian shakes his head.
Erik: You're late.
HS: Which makes me fashionable. I mean you wouldn't know about fashionable, but it's fashionable to be late.
Christian: By three hours?
HS: Yes, just about made it in fashionable time.
Hot Stuff walks towards the sofa, falling face first on to it. Christian fires a look in Hot Stuff's direction.
Christian: We have work to do here.
Hot Stuff turns his head, laying flat, but enough for his words to be heard.
HS: Some of us was working last night, at a sponsors party to get money in to this place.
Erik: Doesn't explain the Surf Boy knock off clothes.
HS: Cause I went to another party afterwards and I don't remember how I ended up like this, or even where my underwear disappeared at, but I'm not complaining. Fact is, I'm tired because I was working last night.
Hot Stuff buries his head in the sofa cushion.
Christian: It is your job to bring in the money.
Hot Stuff sits up on the sofa, accepting that he may not find much rest in the office.
HS: And it's your job to spend the money so.
Hot Stuff reaches in to his pocket, pulling out a crumpled ten dollar bill. He walks towards the table and places it on the table in front of Christian.
HS: I made this money, you go spend it. You are so the wife of this company.
Erik looks at Hot Stuff.
HS: And you're the step child from his first marriage.
Hot Stuff points a thumb at Christian.
HS: I bring home the money, the wife there spends it, and you spend all day locked in a room watching wrestling DVDs.
Hot Stuff gives Erik a double thumbs up, causing the head of talents relations to slowly shake his head at Hot Stuff.
Christian: And where is the money you made last night?
HS: Well, it comes in the form of the tour actually. We have a few people who want us to advertise them in Africa, which is stupid cause in some of those places, they don't even speak English, let alone what some of these sponsor products are, but hey, if they wanna stick money in my hand for it, fuck it, so be it.
Hot Stuff takes a seat at the table, looking at Christian to the left of him and Erik to the right of him.
Erik: And what is this product that's gonna be sponsoring the SCW tour.
Hot Stuff looks at Erik, waving his finger.
HS: Bug repellent Erik.
Christian's mouth opens wide, before closing it, his mind in thought.
Christian: They give us some of this stuff for free right?
HS: They do.
Christian: Oh good.
Erik: Have you seen the size of some of those bugs in Africa? Not even a baseball bat could take some of those down.
Hot Stuff smirks at Erik.
HS: Don't worry mate, they won't try and eat you. I hear the bugs of Africa have slightly more class then that.
Erik tightens his jaw, clearly annoyed at Hot Stuff's comments, but Christian moves over a map of Africa, placing it in front of Hot Stuff. The camera moves up and the map becomes blurred.
Christian: Ok, I've picked here.
Christian places his finger on the map, somewhere in North Africa.
Christian: And here.
Christian moves his finger down lower on the map.
Christian: And Erik has gone for here.
Christian moves his finger to another location on the map.
Christian: And here.
Christian moves his hand to a forth location.
Christian: Now for some unknown reason, you gone for here.
He moves his hand to the south eastern part of the map.
Christian: You have one more choice.
He and Erik look at Hot Stuff, who isn't moving. Christian looks a little closer.
Erik: Mark?
Christian lifts Hot Stuff's sunglasses, to see his eyes closed.
Christian: HEY!
Hot Stuff's eyes fire open as he looks around the room, looking first at Christian and then at Erik.
HS: Shit, I really am here, thought it was a bad dream that I was stuck in a room with you two.
Erik: Did you fall asleep?
HS: Resting my eyes. You would too if you woke up surrounded by people you didn't know, and by people, I mean Angelica and a shitload of half naked women.
Christian: Mark, can you pick the last destination on the tour please?
Hot Stuff looks at Erik, holding his hand to the side of his mouth away from Christian and mumbling.
HS: See, more and more like the demanding wife over here.
Hot Stuff turns to Christian, a wide smile on his face, only to be met with the unimpressed look of Christian. Hot Stuff puts his hands up in front of his, looking either side at Christian and Erik.
HS: Ok, I've been giving this a whole lot of thought. I debated taking us here, or there, or everywhere. I thought about taking us to the big places and the small places, but with a little research, I found out that we're pretty much popular all over the place. We have a lot of streams to Africa, from the biggest to the smallest country. So I decided that we're going there.
Hot Stuff randomly points to the map. Christian and Erik look at the location selected. Both men nod, but Christian and Erik looks at Hot Stuff.
Erik: You didn't do any research, did you?
HS: Well...
Christian: You just randomly picked a country, didn't ya?
HS: Yeaaaaaaaah, but what a good country to pick.
Christian and Erik slightly nod in agreement.
Erik: Looks like we have our six.
HS: We do, and although I didn't do too much research, I do know that we are popular all over the world. Now I know we're a little independent federation in Christian's eyes, but I think we could be bigger, better than before. Now I got another little offer to bring the money in for you to spend Christian.
Christian: Yeah?
HS: Well we should have done this a long time ago. Without the shackles of that stupid arse region place, I have offers from another state that would like us to visit. Maybe you can look in to that and see is that is viable.
Erik: What state?
HS: Arizona. Now I don't know a lot about Arizona, but I know a bloke who does.
Hot Stuff looks at the camera and winks, pointing under the table towards Christian Underwood.
HS: But it's gotta be worth looking in to.
Christian: I'll look in to it. A lot of independent shows are held in bars and clubs there, so it's something we're already used to.
HS: It is, but my big ideas do not stop there. If you think small, you stay small and in terms of talent that's come in lately, and as much as it pains me to say this, partly thanks to the talent relations guy sitting on my right.
A smug look crosses Erik's face.
HS: We've grown. We have people here who have been involved in a lot bigger places and are now drawing in so many new fans. Now despite what idiots say about SCW on stupid Facebook groups, we're popular. When we hit the tours, people love us, they come out in their thousands and so many leave disappointed because they can not get tickets to come see us. So here's what I propose. In 2015, SCW steps it up a notch and does.... wait for it...
Christian and Erik lean in closer.
HS: A SCW World Tour!
Christian and Erik look at Hot Stuff like he's insane.
Erik: That will cost us way too much.
Christian: It's way bigger than what we are Mark. We are regional, independent, we have a hardcore following in Vegas and California. They will be pissed if we're not in our home towns.
Erik: He's right, plus the wrestlers. They're gonna be dragged around from country to country for a year. They're not gonna be happy with this at all.
HS: They get to see the world. Seven continents, like forty plus countries, shows in front of fans who pay to stream SCW every Sunday.
Christian: It's gonna cost too much to drag a ring around the world, hotels, costs, would be out of control.
HS: We have a wealth of international superstars here. We hit their home towns or countries, people will come out, and spend a bomb on their shirts, we'd be sold out and make serious amounts of money out of this.
Erik: I'm not convinced.
HS: We grew like crazy without even having to do a whole lot. A tour like this could kick us too the next level.
Christian shakes his head.
Christian: I need to think about this.
HS: Look, let's see what people think. I'll get the word out there so people on Twitter can hashtag #GetSCWOnAWorldTour2015 or something and we can check the response.
Christian: Good response or not, it could make us go bankrupt.
HS: Oooooooooor it could make us very rich, very popular and up to the next level.
Christian: I don't know, Vegas is home, we need to look at everything here.
Erik: I agree.
Hot Stuff rolls his eyes, standing up.
HS: Is there anything else I need to look at? Cause this is making me very sleepy and I could think of so many women I could be on top of right now.
Erik reaches for a folder on the table, handing it to Hot Stuff.
Erik: A new contract, replacing Babebarian.
Hot Stuff scratches his head.
HS: Replacing? The bird hasn't even debuted yet.
Christian: Nor will she, visa issues.
Hot Stuff rolls his shoulders back as he flips open the folder.
Erik: I think you'll like her replacement though.
Hot Stuff looks at the paper in the folder, looking at the picture attached.
Erik: Her name is Brittany York. She's from London.
Hot Stuff smiles, looking up and towards Erik.
HS: I'm not gonna say this too often, but you did good here Erik, real good. Wowzer.
Hot Stuff places the file on to the table, picking up a nearby pen and signing his name on the contract. He lifts the page, to a second page and signs again. He closes the file and puts the pen on top, looking at Erik.
HS: Again, real good. Makes me wanna stand to attention and sing the national anthem.
Hot Stuff pushes his chair back in, and under the table. He looks around at the two sitting and looking at him.
HS: Nothing else?
Christian shakes his head.
Christian: Not at the moment. We need to get the creative team together though and sort out plans for after My Bloody Valentine.
HS: We still have a creative team? Been very damn quiet from them lately. Maybe we need to add a couple of new people to it to kick people up the arse a bit.
Erik: You have ideas who?
HS: Yep, but right now, I'm gone. I will see you two when I see ya.
Hot Stuff walks away, getting to the door and turning back towards Christian and Erik.
HS: Don't work too hard now location hunting for the tour.
Hot Stuff strolls out of the door as the scene fades out
2 hours later. Star of the Desert Arena in Primm, Nevada. Construction for My Bloody Valentine is well underway as technicians work on the ring. Signs for the show hang from balconies as people rush around. Various wrestlers walk around, looking at the set up. In the rows of seats near the back, Hot Stuff Mark Ward silently watches on at everything going on. His eyes narrowed and looking on as tiredness still runs his body ragged. Still wearing the same clothes as earlier and sleep clearly eluding him, he looks on. SCW reporter, Pussy Willow moves along the row of chairs, dressed in a pair of jeans and a jacket, not her usual glamorous on camera persona. Hot Stuff turns his head, looking at her as she moves down the row of seats, sitting a seat away from him.
Pussy: Hey Mark.
Hot Stuff turns his head, looking at her.
HS: What's up Pussy?
Hot Stuff turns to the camera with a smile and shrug before turning back to her.
Pussy: You look tired.
HS: Lack of sleep. Didn't get much sleep on the whole forty minute drive from Vegas to here.
Pussy: Are you going to be ok for Sunday?
Hot Stuff nods.
HS: Oh yeah. Just this being the boss thing is enough to wear you out, it's gonna make things look so much better when I face Drake Green and prove I don't even have to be fully awake to beat him.
A smile crosses the Englishman's face.
Pussy: Must be tough doing the staff thing and wrestling.
HS: Nah, just tiring. I spent today picking locations for the African tour, then getting here, but now, I can just sit back, relax, get myself in the mindset of beating Drake Green. Staff stuff out of the way really.
Pussy: Can I ask you a few questions?
HS: Yeah, go for it, I got nothing better to do.
Pussy pulls out a tape recorder from her pocket.
HS: Very old school.
Pussy nods her head in agreement.
Pussy: Yes, but I can write up an article from this and put it online. I would like it to be a very out of character type of interview if that's ok.
HS: Sure
Hot Stuff sits back in his seat, stretching his legs out, lethargically leaning backwards.
Pussy: Have you heard what's going on in the NeWA?
Hot Stuff smiles.
HS: Oh yeah, I have ears everywhere. I don't really give a monkeys cock about it.... probably shouldn't use that term in your article.
Pussy nods her head fast in agreement.
HS: NeWA is meaningless to me, me talking about it gives them free advertising but screw it, people can hear, or when you write it, read this and go and check out what a state it's become. When we left, it was always gonna go downhill. What the dickhead at the top didn't realize, was that we worked harder than anyone else there. We were the only place that had a weekly show, that showed on the days it was meant to, we was the only place that didn't sit on our arses and do nothing. ACW was the only place that came close to our work ethic, and when they had someone who won their Super J Cup last year, ACW rose up behind us. Losing them as well as us, they were left with nothing. The one spark of credibility they had was a man called Sean Jackson. He's now like the rest of us, an outcast from the NeWA world and the truth is, I'm glad he is, because he is so much better than the NeWA.
Pussy: They crowned a new champion there.
HS: They didn't crown a new champ, Sean Jackson is the champ, they gave a belt to someone and I don't care who it was they gave it to. The fact is that poor bastard must be sitting there thinking that he's something special, but if Sean Jackson was still there, the new guy wouldn't come close to taking that title from him. I even heard Spectre left, and he was a pet favorite there. For a man who has loyally stood by an idiots side for so long, to up and leave, something is rotten there.
Pussy: Any chance of seeing these guys appear in SCW?
Hot Stuff runs his hand over his hair.
HS: I don't know, I hope so. I mean the male roster is pretty full at the moment to the point where we are not actively looking for male characters anymore. Teams and bombshells, yes, but male characters, not really, but for these two, I'd make an exception. I have someone putting the feelers out right now, but I'm not sure if a deal can be done. I'd gladly invite the two to an SCW show to air their grievances with the current NeWA regime. Our issues with them is something that's fully documented and it was tough at first trying to convince fans that we were better off without them. Maybe these guys can come in and show the fans how right we were to walk away.
Pussy: You mentioned more bombshells, Kenny Chisholm put out an interesting tweet about an announcement should SCW sign more bombshells, what's that all about?
HS: Well it's no secret that the bombshell division is fading a little, while the male division has exploded. It's happened in SCW before. A while ago, the bombshells ruled the roost, they were stronger than the male and combined tag team division. Now, we have the strongest tag team division we've had here in a long time, mostly due to the return of Guns For Hire and the formation of Jimmy Ringo and Mickey Carroll, and Jordan Williams and Ben Jordan. We've seen a lot of male talent appear like JT Starr, Deavon Justice, Trent Rayne, etc, but the bombshell's have gone quiet. Now I won't tell you what the announcement is gonna be, but I will tell you it will be worth seeing, should we sign more bombshells.
Pussy: Speaking of Kenny Chisholm, what made you decide to bring him in?
HS: Kenny is a smart guy, he knows how to sell things to people in ways others don't. He's great on camera with The Hotwire, people seem to love him or hate him, but either way, they're talking about him. Off camera, he's intelligent enough to take the initiative on social media, and broker deals. He is the head of SCW Studios, bringing us the extra stuff you don't see anywhere else. If anyone wants to do a show under the SCW banner, talking about what they want, that all goes through Kenny. He knows what's going to give us more positive promotion and knows what's gonna make us look stupid. Smart guy and is a huge plus to have on the SCW production staff.
Pussy: So tour dates, have they all been decided?
HS: Mostly. Some cities to be decided, but that's about it.
Pussy: Some people have mentioned about Africa being an unstable continent to be traveling to.
HS: Other companies have gone to war torn countries in the middle of an active war and been fine. We've chosen countries that are relatively safe. Ok, there might be one that's a little fifty fifty, but it happened to be the country that reached out to us for this show and guaranteed our safety. Every superstar and crew member will have a security team, promised by government officials.
Pussy: What else can you tell us about the countries we're visiting?
HS: Well two of the others are VERY unusual locations, some will bitch about it, some will love the fact of wrestling in a country I would put money on, they've never even visited, let alone worked. I'm hoping people will embrace the fact that we are giving them something new, giving them a new experience. Others will no doubt hate it, but I don't care, I'm thinking most will be excited. The other three places are going to excite, big areas, big crowds, well known and will be great to see and work in.
Pussy: You mentioned that a country approached you, do you get offers like this a lot?
HS: We do. We stream all over the world in a simple manner. Laptops, PCs, Macs, Tablets, even some smart phones, can get us. We are popular in some odd places, but it's because of this, we can tour and make good money by touring. It's because of this, we get approached. We have a very handsome offer on the table right now about a show for royalty, that we tried to do last year but couldn't. This year is a distinct possibility. The offers are there, and that's why our second tour of the year, hasn't been decided yet, because we are weighing up options from all over. We also have to look in to legal side of things, because we have a lot of nationalities, visa and political shit comes in to it all the time.
Pussy: Let's talk about Sunday's show. A lot of people are aware of some criticism coming from someone talking about the booking, but are you comfortable with the card?
HS: One hundred percent. Just cause some keyboard warrior wants to ramble on about booking, no one takes him seriously. We have one of the strongest line ups we've ever had in SCW. Seven title matches, the expectations of new people showing up. We're coming at the wrestling world strong this show and one little idiot isn't gonna change the fact that a whole lot of people are gonna be in attendance and a whole lot of people are gonna be watching online. This is our first supercard of the year and it sets the tone for the rest of the year, it sets off all our plans, and with the tour and the Blast From The Past tournament, it's gonna be a good year.
Pussy: You mentioned on Twitter, that teams have been drawn for the Blast From The Past II mixed tag competition. When will the teams be announced.
HS: Haven't decided, but we're thinking closer to show time, let the mystery stay there.
Pussy: Are there any strong favorites from what you've seen?
HS: There's a few strong teams in there, but it all depends on the draw against each other. I couldn't really predict who's gonna be in the final of this one. So many good teams, a lot of very interesting teams and I think a few could step up. The importance of this competition is unreal. Take last year, Odette Ryder and Jordan Williams, they went on and won and was sitting up at the top of their divisions for months to come. This competition makes us take notice and puts people at the top of the tree.
Pussy: So people should take this serious?
HS: One hundred and ten percent serious. They need to get out there and work. Work hard, impress us and show us why they should be at the top of SCW and not sitting in midcard. It's a break out tournament. You do well it in, you step up in SCW and it really is that simple.
Pussy: What do you feel will be the stand out match this Sunday?
HS: There's so many to choose from, I think anything can steal the show, I think anything can step up and be the match that everyone remembers for years to come. Not many places offer you seven title matches in one show, not many will put the bombshells on the same level as the men. We offer the best entertainment there is out there, we bring in the best talent and this Sunday is gonna show everyone what these people can do. We don't go and pick up nobodies off the street, we pick up talent and if these guys give it their all, any match on the card can be show stealing.
Pussy: Are you expecting any major returns on Sunday?
HS: Well you never can tell. We don't plan everything straight out, plans can change up until the start of the show. The thing with wrestling is sometimes, an opportunity will just present itself and you have to just take it.
Pussy: Doesn't that confuse people in the back?
HS: Nope, everyone know that nothing is set in stone, and things can change right before the show starts. This is why we don't deal with egos backstage, we prefer to have a non disruptive flow. Either be professional or don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.
Hot Stuff smiles
HS: I know, me talking about egos, the irony.
Pussy: Yes, but this is out of character.
HS: I got an ego for in character, out of character and everywhere in between.
Pussy: Right. Are we still having a week off after the supercard?
HS: Yes we are. It's good for everyone to recharge, have a break and relax. Gives me time to focus on who I'm gonna torment next.
A wide smile crosses Hot Stuff's face.
Pussy: What's your thoughts on SCW stars having Twitter accounts?
HS: They should use them more. It's their job to connect with the fans, sell a story, they should use them a lot more, before they become pointless and someone else gets the fans interest up. If you don't work all the time, someone else will come along and steal your spot. Someone else will take your thunder and you end up wondering where it all went wrong.
Pussy: Any prediction on who will break out as a star in 2014?
HS: Nope, it's all a level playing field, people need to make me see their true potential if they wanna get to the top of SCW. People need to get off their arses and make a difference. Anyone could be the next big thing if they want to.