The Lost Years: Part 6
Phoenix, Arizona
Fairfield Inn and Suites
We’re just one week away from Sin City Wrestling’s biggest show of the year, Blaze of Glory, live from the GCU Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. It is already shaping up to be a great night for the two active members of the Seven Deadly Sins, Rage and Despayre. While Despayre would be fighting alongside his Bombshell tag team partner, Crystal Millar, in the Blast From the Past final, Rage is all set to face off against three other competitors to crown a new Internet Champion after it was declared vacant following Goth’s unexpected retirement just a few weeks ago.
To show his support, Rage’s brother, Phillip, had agreed to tag along with his girlfriend, Maddie. Well, tag along wasn’t really the appropriate term for his presence. It was more like he was tricked into driving Rage and Kittie to Phoenix, as Rage’s license was now revoked for an unknown period of time following his high speed accident a couple of weeks ago. Phillip could have changed his mind, but he figured this would be a great way for Maddie to get a first hand experience of what his brother, and the rest of the Sins, did for a living. And the bright eyed Maddie was quite excited as Phillip is just approaching the hotel they would be staying at for the week.
Maddie: This was so awesome of you guys to invite Phillip and I along. I mean, I know he’s your brother, but I was completely shocked when he asked me if I wanted to join you all here.
Maddie is seated in the backseat of Phillip’s Chevy Camaro, with Kittie next to her and Rage in the front passenger seat. From the look on his face, he clearly isn’t enjoying being a passenger, but he’s forced to go along with it. He turns his head to face Maddie.
Rage: Anytime, Maddie. I figured with you and Phil getting as close as you are, you could use a little get away.
Maddie nods with an excited smile.
Maddie: Totally. I hope you won’t mind me keeping him preoccupied this week?
Rage grins as his mind immediately goes to the gutter and he looks at Phillip. Phillip just shakes his head lightly as if telling him not to make a comment on that, and Rage just chuckles. Kittie cracks a smile, too, but it fades quickly and she kicks the back of Rage’s seat.
Rage: Not at all. It’s going to be a busy week for me anyway with the lead up to the show on Sunday. I’m not sure what all I’m booked for, but I’ll talk to Synn about it later. I hope it’s nothing crazy.
Phillip just shakes his head, but his attention is drawn towards the entrance to the Fairfield Inn and Suites as he pulls into the parking lot. A group of people is standing just outside, their attention faced directly on Phillip’s car.
Phil: What’s that all about?
Kittie leans forward looking out the front window of the car and Rage also turns his attention to the group of people. He rolls his eyes and shakes his head.
Rage: Ring rats…
Maddie raises an eyebrow.
Maddie: Ring rats??
Kittie shakes her head and looks at Maddie, choosing to answer the question in a lot more sensitive manner than Rage would.
Kittie: Basically, it’s someone looking to hook up with wrestlers after the shows. They show up to different hotels just waiting for them. Usually it’s women, but every so often, you come across a guy…
Maddie looks shocked, and Phillip pulls the car into a parking spot. The group of people stare towards the car, trying to get a good view of who it is, and Rage just shakes his head.
Maddie: That’s crazy! You’ve never actually gotten involved with one of those women, have you Rage?
Phillip snorts, and even Kittie manages to crack a smile and laugh.
Rage: What the hell are you two laughing at? Why is that so funny?!
Kittie: I don’t know about Phil, but the ring rats aren’t usually looking to hook up with you! You scare them off!
Rage frowns.
Rage: Yeah because that shit is annoying and more along the lines of what Drake Green would do.
Maddie: Who’s Drake Green?
Rage just looks at her and shakes his head.
Rage: Nobody anymore. Just some sleezebag who sleeps with any woman who will drop her pants for him.
Kittie: Which is just about any woman…
Phillip lets out a sigh as he cuts the engine and takes the key out of the ignition.
Phil: Umm...can we possibly get off that subject for now? I don’t think this group is really “ring rats”, because I see kids mixed in there.
Rage: Yeah, this is going to be fun trying to walk into the hotel. Guess I could just scare them off, too.
Surprisingly, Rage quickly opens the car door and steps out. Upon seeing the big man exit the car, the crowd cheers excitedly, getting what is perhaps their first glimpse of one of the SCW superstars arriving in Phoenix for Blaze of Glory. Phillip walks around to the trunk to get their bags as Maddie and Kittie exit the backseat. After Rage grabs his duffel bag from Phil, and the four of them stand around one another, just staring at the group cheering for their arrival. Well...cheering for Rage and Kittie’s arrival.
Phil: Isn’t this the perfect opportunity to sign some autographs or something? They seem pretty excited to see you.
Rage laughs and shakes his head.
Rage: Definately not. I don’t do impromptu autographs or photo ops. I hate doing them at scheduled events, but this shit isn’t my thing.
Kittie rolls her eyes, but Phillip and Maddie both look confused.
Maddie: Why not? They’re your fans! Isn’t this the type of thing wrestlers do?
Phil: Apparently not my brother. He just wants to be an ignorant jerk all the time.
Rage frowns, and just as he goes to defend himself, Kittie smiles.
Kittie: You know, they have a point, Rage. This isn’t that big of a crowd right now, so maybe you should just get it over with.
Rage growls.
Rage: Why do you guys always have to try and talk me into doing shit I don’t want to do?
Kittie: Think of it this way. Do you want to be compared to Lord Raab, or seen as someone who will do shit he normally doesn’t like to do every once in awhile. Seriously, you’ll probably be the Internet Champion after Blaze of Glory, so you better get used to doing shit you don’t like to do.
Upon hearing the name Lord Raab, Maddie looks at Phillip and is about to ask, but Phillip holds his hand up and shakes his head at her.
Phil: Just another wrestler, babe. Don’t ask.
Rage closes his eyes, takes in a deep breath and then lets out a long frustrated sigh.
Rage: Fine, but if I come across as an asshole to these people, it’s your fault. Phil, why don’t you take Maddie inside and get us checked in.
Both Phillip and Maddie shake their heads.
Maddie: I’d actually love to wait for you guys. I think this is so awesome and want to see it.
Phil: I’m with her. Although, I think I’m more interested in seeing you make an ass of yourself.
Phillip chuckles and Maddie gives him a smack on the arm. Rage narrows his eyes at Phil before he takes in another deep breath and starts heading towards the entrance, and right at the eager crowd of fans waiting for him. The first fan to approach Rage is a teenage boy, maybe fifteen years old, appropriately wearing one of Rage’s t-shirts now on sale on the SCW shop.
Fan #1: Holy crap! This is so freaking awesome! You’re, like, one of the only guys I was hoping to meet!
Phillip and Maddie stand several feet back as the fans surround Rage, eagerly waiting for his autograph. The teenage boy holds out a picture of Rage and a sharpie, as Rage reluctantly takes it.
Rage: Thanks, kid…Uh...what’s your name?
Kittie lets out a laugh at Rage’s awkward demeanor.
Fan #1: Oh, yeah...that would be helpful. My name is Max! Dude, I totally didn’t think you’d do this kinda stuff. Ya know...since you’re kind of an asshole.
Kittie burst out laughing now and all eyes turn to her. She shakes her head and mouths “Sorry” to them before letting Rage do his thing. He signs the picture for Max, before responding to him.
Rage: Oh really? If you think I’m such an asshole, why were you hoping to meet me?
Max: Because you’re seriously a badass, regardless of what anyone thinks. I was bummed when you took time off after Inception last year. Thanks, dude!
Rage hands him back the photo after signing it.
Rage: Smart kid.
Max: Would it be possible to get a picture, too?!
Rage runs his hand over his head, reluctant to agree to a picture with his young fan, but when Kittie clears her throat, he lets out a sigh.
Rage: Sure. Why the hell not.
Max: Sweet! This is so awesome!
Max hands his iPhone off to someone to take the picture and stands next to Rage. The size difference is quite amusing and while Max is smiling from ear to ear, Rage just has an awkward look on his face as Max’s friend snaps the picture. Kittie quickly grabs the phone from them and snaps a quick selfie before handing it off to Max.
Kittie: Sorry...I couldn’t resist.
Max smiles even more before he turns to Rage.
Max: Dude, you’re so lucky to be tapping that…
Rage now bursts out laughing as Max goes back to his friends and excitedly starts messing with his phone. Phillip and Maddie continue to watch on with amusement as the next fan approaches Rage. This next one is a female fan, around the same age as Max, but she’s wearing a J2H t-shirt, and has a replica of the SCW World Heavyweight Championship. Kittie watches nervously as Rage raises an eyebrow at the girl as she approaches Rage.
Rage: A J2H fan? Really?
She smiles and nods.
Fan #2: You say that like it’s such a bad thing.
Rage: Hey, you can root for whoever ya want, little girl. Just don’t cry when I whoop his ass all over the ring.
She laughs.
Fan #2: Well...that’s not happening anytime soon, is it? You’re wrestling for the Internet Championship next Sunday while J2H is defending the World Heavyweight title for the third time. How many times did you successfully defend it, by the way?
Rage narrows his eyes at the young girl as she continues smiling and doesn’t show an ounce of fear towards the big man. Kittie watches on cautiously, hoping Rage doesn’t do something stupid.
Rage: Touche. Now, do you have something for me to sign or what?
The girl laughs and shakes her head.
Fan #2: Are you kidding me? I just thought I’d let you get a little close to my replica belt, because this is about as close to the World Heavyweight Championship you’ll ever get. Oh, and good luck on Sunday, because going against Casey Williams and Dmitri, you’re probably going to need it. Mr. Sin of Wrath.
She chuckles as she walks away, but Rage narrows his eyes, doing his best not to storm off right then and there. He turns around to face Kittie, but she just nods her head, urging him to continue with the autographs and pictures, and he does so. About thirty minutes goes by before the crowd disperses and Rage and the others are able to breathe and head inside to check in.
Just as they are walking towards the door, however, a guy, not much older than Rage, and a young girl walk out of the hotel. Rage immediately recognizes the guy, but when his eyes dart to the little girl at his side, he stops dead in his tracks. Phillip, Maddie and Kittie all stare at him, confused, but they’re unable to get his attention, as he’s already drifted off to somewhere else…
**FLASHBACK**
June 22nd, 2015
Boston, Massachusetts
It’s been just over twenty-four hours since Rage has been back in Boston. His search for answers about what happened in his childhood and why has brought him back to the city he hates so much, and now to just outside a rather nice looking two story house. The neighborhood seems like a safe place that one might raise a family. Nothing “shady” about it at first glance.
Except the angry bald headed guy staring out the driver’s side window towards the white house with blue shutters, and the Cadillac parked in the driveway. He watches patiently, waiting for something...or someone…
Rage: Come on, asshole. I know you’re home.
Another car drives down the street, but Rage’s focus is stuck completely on this house. It had to be, because the only man who could give him answers about his childhood lives in the house he’s keeping a close eye on.
After opening the manila envelope Synn had given him just over a month ago, Rage had debated flying here. The papers that were inside the envelope not only contained a photograph of Rage’s childhood psychiatrist, Dr. Acklund, but also his home address.
Dr. Acklund has been retired for quite some time, living out his days peacefully in the home he shared with his wife. Rage has no clue whether or not Acklund’s wife is still alive, let alone living here in this house, but he doesn’t care. He’s only here to confront the “good doctor” and get the answers he should have had long ago.
The longer he sits in his rental car, staring at the house, the more he starts to stick out like a sore thumb. Occasionally one of Dr. Acklund’s neighbors leaves, and turns their attention to the unknown vehicle parked on their street. Due to the suspicious nature, none of them approach the vehicle, or Rage, and go about their day as normal as possible.
After about the third neighbor leaves, Rage’s attention is peaked as the front door to Dr. Acklund’s home finally opens and the old man walks out. Rage has a wicked look in his eyes as he stares at him.
Rage: About time old man. I’ve got you now.
Dr. Acklund may have aged quite a bit since Rage last saw him, but Rage doesn’t show an ounce of concern, nor does he hesitate a single bit with what he is about to do. As Dr. Acklund gets behind the wheel of his car, Rage roars the engine of his rental car to life and keeps his eyes locked on Acklund’s Cadillac as it backs out of the driveway and heads off down the street. Rage follows a safe distance behind so as not to tip himself off to his former doctor.
Rage: Typical old man driver. Driving slow as shit. At least I won’t lose him.
He snickers to himself as he follows Dr. Acklund through the streets of Boston, eventually stopping at a well known, and highly ranked, nursing home. While Acklund pulls into the parking lot and finds a space relatively close to the entrance, Rage pulls along to the edge of the street, waiting until the old man disappears inside, and once it’s safe to do so, he parks his car right next to Dr. Acklund’s and is forced to wait...again.
Two hours go by before Dr. Acklund emerges from the nursing home, a somber look written all over his face. He slowly walks his way back to his car, but once he takes his place behind the wheel, he takes a few moments to gather himself as something is clearly troubling him. Just as he is puts the key into the ignition and is about to start the car, Rage knocks on his window, nearly startling him to death. Dr. Acklund stares up at Rage, fearful of just his size alone, and Rage motions for him to roll down the window. Dr. Acklund reluctantly does so, but it’s clear he doesn’t recognize Rage.
Who would, when little Jake Sullivan grew up to be this beast of a man?
Dr. Acklund: Can...Can I help you, sir?
Rage smiles wickedly as he leans down against the edge of Acklund’s car, his eyes locked right on Dr. Acklund’s.
Rage: Oh you sure can, old man. Though whether or not you cooperate is an entirely different story.
Dr. Acklund: I’m sorry? Do I...know you?
Rage nods slowly.
Rage: Yeah, you do. You know me quite well, but you probably don’t remember me. It’s a shame, really, because I remember everything about all the years you treated me…
Dr. Acklund seems confused at first, but as he thinks about it, and stares at Rage, it suddenly comes to him and he looks terrified.
Dr. Acklund: Oh my...J-J-Jake...Sullivan?
Rage just nods slowly again.
Rage: Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner, but I’m not known by that name anymore, doc. The name is Rage now.
Dr. Acklund: How...appropriate. Look, I d-d-don’t know what you w-want from me, but--
Acklund quickly tries to start the engine, but Rage furiously reaches in through the window and snatches the keys out of the ignition. He darts around the car and gets into the passenger seat of the car as Dr. Acklund remains behind the wheel, trembling.
Rage: Really, old man? You have no earthly idea why the fuck I could possibly have come all the way back to Boston and confronted you?
Dr. Acklund: Look at me, Jake. I-I-I’m an old m-man now. My m-m-memory isn’t what it used to be!
Rage: Yeah and you’ve apparently developed a speech impetiment, too.
Dr. Acklund: No, I haven’t. I’m just afraid for my...life...right now!
Rage lets out a low, maniacal laugh and it only terrifies Dr. Acklund even more.
Rage: I seriously hope you’re wearing your Depends right now, because I don’t plan to kill you, doc. I’m just here for some answers.
Dr. Acklund: Why from me?
Rage: Because, you dumbass, my father is six feet under in a cemetery not far from here and I can’t get the answers from him any longer now can I?
Dr. Acklund’s eyes widen as Rage brings up his father, and Rage just nods.
Rage: Oh, yeah...My father, who was very much alive up until about eight months ago. Oh and the rest of my family is very much alive, too. That jobbing that memory of yours?
Dr. Acklund: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Rage: DON’T FUCKING LIE TO ME ANYMORE! YOU KNOW THE FUCKING TRUTH AND YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT YOU FUCKING DID! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
Dr. Acklund nearly jumps out of his skin at Rage’s outburst. He just grips the steering wheel and nods, as he’s too scared to speak another word.
Rage: Good. Now start the car and drive.
Rage hands Dr. Acklund the keys.
Dr. Acklund: W-where to?
Rage: I’ll give you directions as you drive. Just fucking drive!
Dr. Acklund’s hands tremble uncontrollably as he puts the key in the ignition and starts the car. Moments later, he’s slowly leaving the parking lot, and Rage keeps his eyes locked on him the entire time he gives the old man directions.
Rage: You better hope that in the next fifteen minutes or so, that your memory comes flooding back to you, asshole. Because I’m not letting you go back to that nice little house of yours without getting the truth.
His words are low and ominous and Dr. Acklund just nods slowly, keeping his eyes on the road, and Rage quietly anticipates hearing the answers to the questions he’s had for so long.
Back To The Present Day
Phil: Oh great...He’s doing it again.
Phillip rolls his eyes as he, Kittie and Maddie all stare at Rage who is completely lost in his own mind. What they don’t know is he’s staring directly at the gentleman and the little girl who have just walked out of the hotel and are now walking towards their own vehicle.
Maddie: What’s wrong with him?
Kittie shakes her head, as does Phillip.
Kittie: What isn’t wrong with him would be the more appropriate question.
As soon as Kittie says this, however, Rage snaps out of it. He drops his duffel bag on the ground and darts over to the gentleman and his daughter. As he’s making his way towards them, the little girl appears nervous at first, but then she recognizes Rage and gets excited and points to him. When the man, presumably her father, turns and gets a good look at who she is pointing at, the expression on his face completely drops and he tries to quickly help his daughter into the car, but she puts up a fight, giving Rage the opportunity to confront him.
Rage: Hey! Danny, right?
The man, now identified as Danny, just nods his head as he runs his hand through the short hair that covers his head. The still unidentified little girl stands next to Danny with a bright smile on her face.
Girl: Daddy, you know him?!
Rage’s attention is peaked once again and he looks down to the little girl curiously.
Rage: Never knew you had a kid, Danny.
Danny smiles awkwardly and nods.
Danny: I didn’t back then. Look, it’s really nice seeing you again and all, but we really have to--
Several feet away from them, Kittie, Phillip and Maddie all watch on curiously, but they don’t get involved and instead wait for Rage to finish his conversation. Rage continues to stare at Danny’s daughter, clearly making him umcomfortable.
Rage: She looks just like--
Danny: Her mother.
The little girl starts to grow confused as her father continues talking to Rage, albeit uncomfortably.
Rage: I was going to say she looks like your sister.
Girl: People tell me I look like my Aunt Electra alllll the time.
Danny: Yes, well the two had a lot of similar features. Is there something I can help you with, Rage?
Rage can’t seem to take his eyes off of the little girl and he runs his hand over his head, confused and almost lost for words. In the end, however, he ends up speaking directly to the little girl, as Danny is becoming of no help to him.
Rage: Well, you do look an awful lot like her. I would know, because I know her pretty well. Well...I used to. What’s your name?
Girl: Ember! But everyone calls me Em for short. And I know that you’re Rage!
Rage nods and manages to crack a smile. Danny grows more and more uncomfortable, but he lets his daughter speak to Rage anyway. At least for the moment.
Rage: Oh yeah? What else do you know about me?
Em: You’re the angry man from SCW. I watch SCW all the time, but I’m a fan of Despayre’s, not yours. I really hope Despayre wins his match on Sunday because I want him to win the World title!
Rage can’t help but let out an amused laugh. He stands up and turns his attention to Danny for the moment.
Rage: I gotta admit, I’m surprised you let you’re kid watching wrestling, let alone SCW. How old is she anyway?
Before Danny can answer that question himself, Ember speaks up.
Em: I’m nine! I’ll be ten in October, though.
Danny: Alright, Em. That’s enough Q&A for one day. We really have to get going.
Rage: What’s the big rush? You’re staying at a hotel so I’m guessing you don’t live around here?
Em: We’re on vacation! We’re gonna be at the show on Sunday, too! So I get to cheer on Despayre!
Danny sighs as Ember continues to rattle on answers to every one of Rage’s questions. Rage turns his attention back to Ember and just nods.
Rage: You know I’m good friends with Despayre, right? I mean, we’re practically family.
She smiles and nods her head, and before Rage speaks another word, he looks back to Danny.
Rage: It’s up to you, Danny, but I could set it up so she meets Despayre. She seems like a pretty big fan, and I think--
Em: Oh, PLEASE, Daddy! Can we?!?!
Danny immediately shakes his head.
Danny: Look, we appreciate the offer, but you really don’t need to do that.
Rage: Really? You’re gonna deprive your kid of a once in a lifetime opportunity just because you have never liked me.
Danny frowns as Ember looks completely disappointed and near the verge of tears.
Danny: Not that it’s any of your business, but I’m teaching my daughter that we don’t always get everything we want in life. Well…some of us don’t. If you want to give some child the chance to meet Despayre, give it as a dying wish or something more respectful, and quit showing such an interest in my daughter, ok?
Danny opens the back passenger door for Ember.
Danny: Say goodbye Ember. We have to go.
Em: Goodbye, Mr. Rage.
Ember pouts her bottom lip out as she climbs into the backseat and Danny closes the door. He walks around to the driver’s side and as he opens the door and is about to climb inside, Rage asks him one last question.
Rage: Electra doesn’t happen to be on this little family trip with you guys, does she?
Danny quickly shakes his head and laughs.
Danny: The last time I saw my sister was in the hospital after you powerbombed her through a table. My daughter and my sister are of no concern to you, alright?
Rage holds his hands up defensively, not putting anymore thought into the conversation. Danny slides in behind the wheel and a few moments later, the engine roars to life and he drives off out of the parking lot. Rage watches as he disappears out of sight and the others now approach him curiously.
Kittie: Uhh...what was that all about?
Kittie is the first to speak up as she asks the question on everyone’s minds. When Rage turns around, h has his attention focused directly on Kittie.
Rage: That was Electra’s brother...and her niece.
Kittie’s eyes widen as Rage just walks away, not saying another word. Her shock soon turns to pure hatred in her eyes and Phillip asks the question that Maddie was obviously interested in asking next.
Phil: Who the hell is Electra?
Kittie begins shaking with anger as she turns her attention to Phil to answer that question.
Kittie: His psychotic, pyromaniac ex-girlfriend!
Kittie then storms off following behind Rage, as Phillip and Maddie stand behind, a little lost and confused. Phillip lets out a sigh and shakes his head as he places his hand on his girlfriend’s back.
Phil: Yeah...probably a good idea that we’re going to keep our distance from those two this week.
Maddie: I hope we at least have a room on a different floor from them!
Phillip grins.
Phil: Knowing those two, so do I. Come on, we better catch up.
The two share a laugh as they head inside, spotting Kittie and Rage already at the front desk checking into their reservation.
Let’s fast forward a few days to later on in the week, shall we? As Blaze of Glory is growing nearer, the excitement and buzz surrounding the entire show is also growing. The fans of Sin City Wrestling and its superstars and Bombshells are lining up for their meet and greets at fan fests. The superstars and Bombshells themselves are taking part in various interviews as they lead up to their all important matches this Sunday. Blaze of Glory was, no doubt, living up to its name and status as the biggest SCW show of the year.
And while Rage wasn’t in a match he had originally hoped he would be in this year, namely the Blast From The Past tournament final, or even the main event itself, he has changed his tune all together on the fatal four way match to crown a new Internet Champion. And, hopefully, that new champion would be him. To prepare him for such an important title match, Synn had booked him in a special interview that even he didn’t tell Rage about.
All Rage knew as he was being driven to the airport for his flight out of Phoenix for the day, was that this interview would give him and SCW, huge publicity. Not long after his flight landed, Rage took his phone out of his pocket and dialed Synn’s number, hoping to get a clue as to where he was headed.
Rage: Yeah, my flight just landed. Are you really not going to tell me what the hell is going on? I hate surprises.
Synn chuckles on the other end.
Synn: Yes, I know you do, but that is why I decided to have a little fun. This isn’t a bad thing, Rage. And this certainly isn’t a trick on you, either.
Rage rolls his eyes as he heads follows the driver sent to pick him up from the airport.
Rage: That’s comforting, but I’d still like to know why the hell I had to fly all the way out to New York for just--
Synn: Wait, what? You’re in New York?!
Rage immediately stops walking and his eyes slowly narrow.
Rage: Uhh...yeah? That’s what my reservation was for! Are you telling me this isn’t where I was supposed to be?!
Synn: You were supposed to be going to Los Angeles to appear on The Ellen DeGeneres show!
Rage: Then how the fuck…DESPY!
Several people, Rage’s driver included, stop and stare at Rage’s outburst. He nearly crushes his phone in his hand, but instead quickly ends the call and puts it back in his pocket before he walks up to the driver and, as calmly as he can, asks the question that Synn doesn’t seem to know.
Rage: I’m sorry, but where exactly are you driving me?
The driver looks nervous as he replies.
Driver: I was assigned to take you to your appearance on The View later this morning, sir. Is...is there a problem?
Rage: THE VIEW?!?!
Rage lets out a loud frustrated growl before he storms out of the airport with the driver chasing after him.
A little while later, the scene opens up backstage in the studio where The View is filmed. Rage is being tended to and prepped for his interview with the outspoken group of ladies, but judging by the look on his face, he wants no part of this. Just as they finish getting him ready and making him presentable, one of the producers approaches him and leads him towards the curtain to the side of the stage. The show has just gotten back on air from a commercial, and they’re about to introduce Rage.
Whoopi: Welcome back, everyone. We’re gonna switch things up a bit here and as we bring out our next guest, who could probably prove to be one of the most interesting we’ve had.
Raven: Let me just add, I’m not entirely sure who this guy is, but his name just gives me the willies. Not to mention, I saw him backstage and he’s HUGE...
Whoopi: Relax girl, we’ve got plenty of security backstage.
Joy: How did we even manage this one? I mean, this guy doesn’t look happy at all!
Whoopi: Anyway! He wrestles for the Las Vegas based wrestling promotion, Sin City Wrestling, which is heading into their biggest show of the year this Sunday. Blaze of Glory Five takes places at the GCU Arena in Phoenix, Arizona and this man will be fighting for their Internet Championship against three other guys.
All of the ladies snicker and giggle at this.
Joy: Are they gonna be oiled up when they wrestle around that ring? Because I’d certainly love to watch that!
Candace: I personally don’t see the appeal in all of that. It’s almost degrading.
As Rage stands backstage, waiting to be introduced, he rolls his eyes and lets out a sigh. The ladies of The View continue to waste time as they all start cackling and clucking like a bunch of hens, each trying to get a word in edgewise. Rage looks to the producer standing next to him.
Rage: Is it too late to just walk out? This shit is ridiculous! How the fuck do people even watch this bullshit?
Whoopi: Everyone please welcome the man known as The Sin of Wrath...Rage!
The audience erupts in loud applause as the producer pushes Rage towards the stage. He stumbles awkwardly towards the large couch where all the ladies are seated and is signaled towards the spot directly between Joy Behar and Candace Cameron Bure. Whoopi Goldberg sits to the right of Joy and Raven Simone, Michelle Collins and Paula Farris are seated to the right of Candace. All six ladies stare at Rage, who towers over them, even when he’s seated.
Joy: See what I mean? Guy clearly doesn’t look happy to be here.
The audience laughs as Rage looks around awkwardly. Once the audience quiets down, Whoopi speaks up.
Whoopi: Welcome, Rage. Man, talk about an interesting name.
Rage runs his hand over his head.
Rage: Yeah, thanks...I think.
Candace: Look at these arms! You must work out a lot?
He nods awkwardly.
Rage: Yeah...I kinda have to. Comes with the territory of being a wrestler and all. You have to stay physically fit.
Joy: Are all wrestlers as big as you are? I’ve never really watched wrestling so I have no idea, but you’d think your size would put you at a slight disadvantage.
Rage frowns and shakes his head.
Rage: We got guys of all sizes honestly, but size don’t mean *BLEEP* really.
The audience gasps as Rage, naturally, swears, but given that he’s on live TV, it gets censored. The ladies of The View just laugh it off.
Whoopi: I get the feeling this might be a highly censored segment. Anyway, so tell us about Sin City Wrestling, Rage. It’s not exactly one of the more well known companies out there.
He shakes his head, and under the circumstances, tries his best to appear as comfortable and professional as possible. Given the fact that he’s surrounded by six women who annoy almost the whole country, he finds it incredibly difficult.
Rage: It didn’t start out that way, no. We’re an indy promotion. Started out kinda small by our bosses Mark Ward and Christian Underwood. We originally travelled around just the Las Vegas area for small crowds, but we’ve grown pretty popular so we’ve branched out a bit.
Candace: And you’ve been there since the beginning?
He again shakes his head.
Rage: Not entirely. I first signed a contract a few months after they opened. Been around off an off since then, but I guess I could be considered one of the original guys. We’ve seen a lot of superstars come and go over the years.
Whoopi: Off and on? How so? Did you quit a few times? Or go wrestle for some other promotion to get more noticed?
Rage rolls his eyes at that question and lets out a bit of a laugh.
Rage: Hell no. I don’t give a crap about being noticed like some of these other guys do. I’m there to kick *BLEEP*, which I think I’ve done a pretty good job at so far. And by off and on I mean I’ve had a few injuries here and there, and then just last year I had to take time off for personal reasons. It happens.
Joy: You mean all those *air quotes* injuries aren’t fake? I always thought wrestling was fake?
Rage: Of course you would, because you’re just like all the other dumb *BLEEP* out there who don’t know what it’s like. This *BLEEP* ain’t fake, lady. We put our bodies on the line every damn time we step into that ring and injuries DO happen.
Everyone can tell Rage is truly getting annoyed, particularly with Joy Behar. Joy tries to laugh it off, but she’s almost nervous being seated next to him, and he waits for the next stupid question.
Candace: So tell us a little bit about Blaze of Glory. This is supposed to be a pretty big show, right?
Rage nods and turns his attention to Candace.
Rage: Yeah. Fourteen matches stacked up, and even I have to admit it’s a pretty good line up. We got some big matches and a lot of heat leading into this show.
Raven: You’re going for the...Internet Title? I’m surprised. A guy as big as you should be going for the World Title, right?
The audience is just as curious, but Rage doesn’t seem interested in answering that question.
Rage: A title is a title these days. I’m not one to walk away from an opportunity that is given to me. I still have plans to go after the World Title eventually. I just have to work around other *BLEEP* going on right now.
Whoopi: So tell us about your opponents? You’re going up against three other guys, right?
He nods.
Rage: Yeah. Going up against Casey Williams, Lucian Frost and a new guy, Dmitri. No big deal. I’ve been up against bigger odds.
Candace: We’ve been told that this Casey Williams guy is quite a bit bigger than you and Dmitri is a...vampire? They have vampires in wrestling?
All six ladies share a laugh, but even Rage manages to get a chuckle out of that.
Rage: We have a lot of interesting guys in SCW. This guy that parades around as a vampire is only one of them, and he’s the least of my worries. Well...maybe not. He probably stands a bigger chance than Casey Williams or Lucian Frost. All three guys are a damn joke, really. They may as well just hand me the damn title.
Raven: Okay, I’m sure that this Blaze of Glory show is going to be fantastic and all, but you want to know what I’d really love to hear about? The topic of men versus women in wrestling is something that has been argued about for a long time, hasn’t it? And just recently, you were hit with a chair by a women on a team you were up against. I hear you’ve been pretty silent on it since that happened?
All six ladies begin chattering as the controversial topic is brought up. Rage lets out a sigh, almost hesitant to even get on the topic at all.
Rage: That’s because I chose to ignore it. Lucy Seraphina chose to cheat to get her and Spike the win and if they’re satisfied with making it to the Blast From The Past finals that way, that’s on them. My buddy Despayre and his partner Crystal will make handy work of them in the end.
Whoopi: I’m really surprised they weren’t immediately disqualified for that. I mean, Sin City Wrestling has a rule against men attacking women and vice versa, right? Seems to me that it’s only enforced when the men attack the women.
This immediately causes an uproar, with not only Whoopi’s co-hosts, but the audience as well. And Rage is stuck right in the middle.
Candace: As it should be! Everyone knows that no matter what, a man should never lay his hands on a woman. And I have to say, I’m a bit disgusted to be sitting next to this man, because I was told that he put a defenseless woman through a table just over a year and a half ago. He shouldn’t even be employed by that place anymore!
Rage: Whoa, whoa, whoa. First off, that *BLEEP* wasn’t defenseless. She was my crazy ex-girlfriend and she kidnapped someone close to me. She had it coming.
Candace, Raven and Michelle all shake their heads and stare at Rage, appalled. They begin talking and shouting over one another, disagreeing with Rage vehemently.
Whoopi: So you ladies are telling me, that if a woman attacks first, the man shouldn’t be allowed to defend himself? I completely disagree with that, because that’s a complete double standard there and a man completely has that right. I wouldn’t expect a guy to just sit back and let that stuff happen.
All six ladies now begin shouting, disagreeing with one another. Rage tries his best to get a word in edgewise, but when you have six opinionated ladies such as the hosts of The View, well...that’s pretty much impossible. As the debate continues, and gets more heated, Rage finally has enough and he shoves himself away from the couch, letting out a loud growl, startling all six women, and even the audience. He turns around and stares at all six women, shaking his head.
Rage: I really don’t understand how anyone can watch this BULL*BLEEP*! You all start cackling and yelling at one another and it does my *BLEEP*ing head in! Do the six of you ever listen to the *BLEEP* you spew on national television every damn day?! Please do us all a favor and SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP! GOD DAMN!
Rage continues shouting obscenities as he storms off stage and all six ladies and the audience are left speechless. As Rage disappears off stage, Whoopi Goldberg just looks right into the camera, shock still written all over her face.
Whoopi: Sorry about that, everyone. We’ll, uh, be right back after this commercial break…
The camera cuts to commercial as Rage can still be heard growling, shouting and swearing backstage.
This is it, huh? The final days lead up to Blaze of Glory V. When shit really starts to get serious and real. We got fourteen matches lined up and so far, this looks to be probably the best Blaze of Glory ever. But, I don’t give a shit about eleven of the other matches. I say eleven, because there are only three matches on this whole show that I even give a damn about. First, the Blast From The Past finals, because I’m paying close attention to who wins that one. Either Despayre or Spike will be getting a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship, and everybody knows, that’s my ultimate goal. A lot of guys don’t think it’ll happen, but trust me...it’ll happen.
As much as I don’t want to think about EVER having to face Despayre, I’m really pulling for him to win the World Heavyweight Title shot. That kid’s been busting his ass since day one and he’s NEVER had a shot at it yet, though most of that has been his decision. He was more worried about tagging with Gabriel, or me, or Big B...kid has never really developed a liking to singles matches, and I don’t get why. He’s better than any of the other guys that he’s ever gone up against, and he knows it. That’s nothing against Spike Staggs, but...Despayre is one tough little S.O.B, and as much as I would have loved that shot against J2H, I’ll still get a kick outta watching Despayre kick his ass. That is, of course, if J2H doesn’t fuck up and let Connor or Travis walk outta Blaze of Glory with the title.
If you people hadn’t guessed it, that World Heavyweight title match is the next match I’ll be paying close attention to, for obvious fucking reasons. As much as I hate to say it, I got money on J2H walking outta that one still the champ, because regardless of where I stand after Blaze of Glory, I’ll still be busting my ass for a shot at him, and he better hope he’s still got that World Heavyweight Championship when it comes down to it. Hell, maybe I’ll be a little daring and put the Internet Championship up for grabs, too, because everyone knows that after Blaze of Glory, I’ll be the new Internet Champion. J2H might come back and say he’s got no interest in a “second tier” title, but come on...I know that kid better than he thinks I do. He wouldn’t pass up the chance to be a double champ, and he knows it.
But, that’s an argument saved for another day, because I still got these three assholes that are gonna stand in my way of making that happen. Well, at least two of them will be because the third guy has been awfully quiet as usual. Not that it surprises me that Lucian Frost hasn’t said a fucking word, because that’s just what he does, isn’t it?
Frost, buddy...where the fuck you at? You just gonna sit back and make the bosses look like fools for giving you this title opportunity? You gonna keep your mouth shut like you do all the fucking time, only to pop up weeks without a fucking explanation? That’s what pisses me off about you being thrown into this match. Hell at least Casey Williams TRIES to talk shit and make himself look like he deserves a title shot, but you? You should just quit coming back, Frost, because it never works out for ya.
You coulda been great, Frost. You were once before, but fuck...something changed, didn’t it? It’s like you don’t even want it anymore! You come back for two seconds, lose, disappear and come back again and repeat the same fucking process over and over and over again! I seriously don’t get it. If you’re not gonna take advantage of this title shot, at least asked be removed from the damn match, because otherwise...you’re just gonna get embarrassed. Hell, Mark and Christian should just make this a triple threat match, because that’s basically what it’s going to be. Do the right thing and step aside and at least let me embarrass the fuck outta Casey, because if I’m honest, I enjoy that more than anything.
Casey, Casey, Casey...I gotta say, every time I watch one of your promos, I can’t help but fucking laugh because you’re seriously that fucking delusional. Actually, let me rephrase that. I laugh, and then I fucking fall asleep because hearing you speak is like watching a fucking robot and it’s pathetic.
Casey, do you really think you can stop me from becoming a Triple Crown Champion? Not that I give a shit about becoming a triple crown anyway, because I’m not one of you assholes that concerns yourself with that bullshit. Triple crown is kinda pointless now anyway, because there’s four fucking titles, Casey. And let’s face it...ya don’t stand a chance at becoming a triple crown winner, much less EVER being a Grand Slam winner. But, go ahead and think that you do. I’m always up for a good fucking laugh anyway.
You might be bigger than me, Casey, and that might give you reason to think you can stop me from winning the Internet Title, but it just ain’t gonna happen. You can bring your best...or your worst...but in the end, it just won’t be good enough. Because it NEVER is. And when I walk away with the Internet Championship, you can go back to the roulette level where you belong. And ya know what, Casey? I think you’re a little confused because when I look at you three dumbasses that I’m up against this week, management didn’t give me this match out of pity or because they think I’m *air quotes* “not good enough anymore”. Nah, they gave it to me because they know out of the four of us, I’m the only one worth this fucking opportunity and they know I’ll walk away as the new champ. I think they felt sorry for you more than anyone. Or, they just like breaking your spirit all the fucking time because everyone knows you always walk away on the losing end. Either way, Casey, regardless of what anyone thinks, this one is between me and Dmitri.
Yeah, Dmitri, don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. Though if I’m honest, I really wish I could have. I’ve got a question for ya Dmitri...Do you have ANY fucking clue what that bullshit you speak even means? Because, seriously, the entire time I was listening to you drag on and on and on in that promo of yours last week, all I wanted to do was bash my fucking head against the wall. You’re spending so much time focusing on Casey...speaking highly of Casey and whatever the fuck else you were saying, but me? You don’t seem that concerned Dmitri. All that blood sucking must have gone to your brain, because you seem to be underestimating me and thinking I’m not a threat. You seem to have me all figured out, but let me tell you...you don’t know shit, asshole.
My name is Rage for a fucking reason. I’m not just some unstable average joe that you seem to think I am, Dmitri. But, you’ll come to find that one out first hand on Sunday, because I’m gonna do what you seem to think I don’t have the capacity to do, and that’s channel all this build up anger...this rage that lives inside me, and I’m gonna unleash it all on you just when it all matters. I’m going to control this anger all over your fucking face, and the only blood you’re gonna be tasting this sunday, Dmitri….is your own!
I don’t like assholes like you, Dmitri. I never have, and I never will. Just some random newcomer who waltzes into a place and is somehow given a title shot right off the bat and they let it get to their head. You’ve somehow let this title shot make you think you actually stand a chance. If it was just Casey and Frost? Yeah, you might be the one walking away with the title, dude. But against me?
It ain’t happening.
I’m done trying to prove to everyone with words just how fucking serious I am. I’m done trying to defend myself time and time again, because I’ve learned that no matter what I say, it ain’t gonna shit to change a person’s opinion of me. So, I’ll just prove it with my actions, and that’s exactly what I plan to do at Blaze Of Glory.
I’ve been fighting like hell, and I’m going to KEEP fighting, and at Blaze of Glory, it’s going to feel pretty fucking good to beat the shit out of three guys at once and it couldn’t be at a more appropriately named show.
So, Frost...Casey...Dmitri….I hope you three assholes are ready, because this Sunday, you’re going up against The Sin Of Wrath…and ain’t nothing stopping him from walking out with the Internet Championship...in true Blaze of Glory fashion.
See you Sunday, fuckers!