BATTLE ROYAL TO EARN SHOT AT WORLD CHAMPION AT VIOLENT CONDUCT
Narrator: Last week Bea gave a great performance against Mercedes Vargas but unfortunately she came up short and Mercedes won the match. This next event Bea has been placed in a Battle Royal with the winner earning a shot at the World Champion at Violent Conduct.
OH GAWD! A KAREN!
We shift to a scene of Bea walking around Sam’s Town. Today she is dressed up more than she usually is with white slacks, black shoes, and a black shirt. As Bea walks down the hallway she gets confronted by a woman. Thinking the woman wants to greet her as she knows she is a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling Bea stops and waits for the woman to approach her. When the woman stops a few feet from her the situation gets strange.
Woman: You! You Asians! It’s your fault we have the Corona Virus in the United States! Get the hell out of my country!
Bea: Why do I always end up having to deal with people like you? Since you’re acting like a KAREN I will call you a KAREN.
Woman: I’m NOT a Karen dammit!
Bea: You damn sure are a KAREN! Although I’m Asian I’m from the Philippines. I’m also a United States Citizen so I’m not leaving MY country. The Corona Virus came from China. I have nothing to do with China. So you’re yelling at me, accusing me, and threatening me for something my ethnic background has nothing to do with!
Woman: I don’t have to take that from you!
Bea: We will see about that. You started it.
Bea pulls out her cell phone and calls Sam’s Town Security. A Security person shows up and asks the woman we are calling KAREN to please get away from Bea and stop harassing her as she has nothing to do with the Corona Virus. The woman decides to move on but as she gets down the hallway she continues yelling insults toward Bea concerning Asians from China bringing the Corona Virus to the United States.
THIS BATTLE ROYAL IS MINE TO WIN
Bea: *sigh* Why am I a magnet that attracts people like that? Oh well their loss not mine. How many of you remember the comments on my match at Climax Control 277 against Mercedes Vargas? It said the winner of the match would be assigned to a Battle Royal to determine who faces off against the World Champion at Violent Conduct. I admit Mercedes turned my hold I had on her and she got the win but who is also in the Battle Royal? ME!!! Even though I lost the match it appears I impressed Management and they’re giving me a chance to show them how well I can do in a Battle Royal.
Bea smiles into the camera.
Bea: You know how Battle Royals usually work. You must be tossed over the top rope and both your feet must touch the arena floor for you to be eliminated. In our Battle Royal Management put in place the rule if you get thrown out of the ring over the top rope and any part of your body touches the arena floor you’re eliminated. What that means is this will be a quicker Battle Royal than what you normally see. The last woman standing will face the World Champion at Violent Conduct. I’m going to be the last woman standing. When I go on to defeat the World Champion all you doubters will become believers in me.
Bea takes off down the hallway and this time she makes her way to the area where the ring is set up for Climax Control 278. Bea walks to the ring where she stands in front of it to continue with her comments.
Bea: This is the ring where our Battle Royal will take place. This is where everyone in the Battle Royal will be eliminated except for me. Now I know what you’re thinking so let me throw your thoughts into the trash where they belong. Yes I’ve had matches against Candy, Maki, Mercedes Vargas, and Andrea Hernandez. I gave all of them a hell of a challenge and they all know they could have easily lost the match to me but they did manage to pull off a victory and I have commented favorably on their ability to do so. But this Battle Royal is different. It is not a one-on-one Singles match. It isn’t decided by a pinfall or submission. It is decided by tossing the others over the top rope where if any part of their body touches the arena floor they are eliminated. The bottom line on our Battle Royal is that I’ll be the last woman standing. I’ll be declared the winner of the Battle Royal. I’ll earn the shot at the World Champion at Violent Conduct. There’s nothing anyone can do to stop me!
Bea pounds her fists on her chest before continuing with her comments.
IT ISN’T HOW MUCH YOU SAY. . .IT IS WHAT YOU SAY
Bea: People claim I’m a woman, and a wrestler, of few words. They complain that they don’t think I say enough in my presentations when getting ready for matches. On the other side of that when I do spend time with longer comments these same people complain that I’m too wordy and I should cut back on my comments. I damn sure don’t need to spew forth a lot of words to defeat any of you in this match. I’ll defeat you with my wrestling abilities. Since you’re all idiots who don’t know your left hand from your right hand just get your sorry asses back to the gene pool and see if they have any leftover intelligence genes you can borrow so maybe, just maybe, you can boost your IQ one or two points! Sheesh! The wrestlers in this Battle Royal cannot rely on the others in the match to watch their back. Everyone is working for their own benefit and there’s no benefit to helping others eliminate others in the match. I know what I’m doing in this match and when I win you all will go home and realize there’s a new ruler in the house and her name is Bea Barnhart!
DON’T PLAY THE GAMES IF YOU DON’T ENJOY TAKING CHANCES
Bea walks away from the wrestling ring and returns to the hallway where she walks to the Casino where she is to meet up with her husband Bill. When Bea arrives at the Casino she spots Bill playing slot machines but she notices there are no open slot machines next to Bill.
Bea: Hi Bill. How are you doing on this slot machine?
Bill: Getting payouts about 50 percent of the time which is better than the average for slot machines.
Bill and Bea hear the man next to Bill grumbling and complaining while playing the slots.
Man: I’ve been playing this *bleep*ing slot machine for over an hour and haven’t won a damn thing! At $10 per spin that’s a hell of a lot of money!!Oh well I’m down to my last $10 so here goes.
The man spins and comes up empty again. He grumbles then stands up and leaves as he has no money remaining to play the slot machine. Bea takes the seat at the slot machine the man just left. Bea places a bet for $10 and the wheels spin and they land on a combination that pays her $1,000 for her $10 spin. While the lights and bells and buzzers are going off the angry man who left that slot machine a loser comes back and confronts Bea.
Man: Hey! I just played that slot machine for over an hour and I never won any payout at all. You spin one time and win $1,000? That’s bullshit and you owe me that money as that money is mine!
Bea: Excuse me? You got up and left this slot machine and I sat down and spun the wheels. I can’t help it if they landed on a combination that paid me $1,000 for a $10 bet. Maybe had you stayed at this machine for one more spin you would have hit the $1,000. Now please get away from me as you’re harassing and threatening me.
The man tries to grab Bea’s money winnings claiming they belong to him. Suddenly the angry man feels his arm being drawn behind his back and an arm around his neck as Bill just put the man into a hold to subdue him.
Bill: Listen carefully. I’m going to release my hold on you and you need to calmly and quickly move away from me and my wife or you’ll likely get seriously hurt. Do you understand what I’m saying?
The man mumbles that he understands and begs Bill to let him go. When Bill releases the hold the man quickly leaves the Casino.
Bea: Some people are jerks who feel they are entitled to everything. Just like a lot of wrestlers, including several in my Battle Royal, who feel they have the right to demand shots at Championships instead of earning them. Never once since I started wrestling in Sin City Wrestling have I demanded a shot at a Championship. I previously mentioned that the match comments for my match with Mercedes Vargas at Climax Control 277 stated the winner of our match was likely to be assigned to this upcoming Battle Royal for a shot at the World Champion. That gave the impression that the loser of that match would not be assigned to the Battle Royal. Even though I didn’t win against Mercedes here I am in the Battle Royal for a shot at the World Champion. If that doesn’t scream out to you that I’ve been noticed and appreciated then you are morons.
Bill excuses himself and he tells Bea he needs to check on Iris to make sure she is doing well. Bill walks out of the Casino and Bea plays the slot machine a bit longer but when no payouts come her way she stands up and walks away with her winnings from earlier. Bea goes out into the hallway again and start walking around again. She passes a restaurant that looks interesting so she goes inside to see what they have available. As she enters the restaurant the camera person cuts their feed and the Network cuts to a commercial break.
