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Climax Control Archives / FOUR TIMES THE FUN WHEN YOU HAVE FOUR OPPONENTS

« on: October 21, 2021, 07:41:00 AM »

FOUR TIMES THE FUN WHEN YOU HAVE FOUR OPPONENTS

Narrator:  Bea has her shot at the Roulette Championship, at Climax Control 315, against four opponents including Krystal Wolfe the Roulette Champion, Johanna Krieger, Bella Madison, and Seleana Zdunich. Bea has every reason to believe she will walk away as the Bombshell Roulette Championship but I won’t step on her toes by telling you what she told me. I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart to let her explain it to you.

BEA. . .AGE 10. . .ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN THE PHILIPPINES

We are taken back in time to when Bea was in Elementary School in the Philippines. She is in her classroom trying to focus on the lesson but some of the annoying punk kids are talking smack about her and teasing her. They tell Bea when School is over, and she is walking through the school hallways, they will get her and make her feel their wrath. Bea makes it through the hallways without incident and she exits the school to catch a Jeepney to return to her home. Before she can get on the Jeepney four of the harassing students confront Bea. They push and shove her and she refrains from fighting back. When the four kids get more aggressive Bea lashes out quickly, and decisively, knocking the four punks to the ground. While the students are getting up Bea jumps on the Jeepney and the driver speeds off to take Bea home. Although the four punk kids are yelling at her as the Jeepney drives away they can’t do a damn thing since they were disabled by Bea.

BEA. . .AGE 16…HIGH SCHOOL IN THE PHILIPPINES

We advance in time and see Bea graduating from High School in the Philippines. Before Bea is called up to accept her Diploma she is confronted by four students who tease her. Bea confronts them and reminds them she is an Honor Student and she graduated with all A grades while the punk students were lucky they are still able to graduate with an average of a C grade. The nearly failing students are jealous of Bea so they surround her and try to take  her down. Bea adequately fights off their attempted attacks and this grabs the attention of one of the teachers at the High School who steps in and separates the four punks from Bea. The teacher then calls the Principal of the school over who admonishes the four punks and then informs them they are not going to graduate today and that they have to repeat their Senior year of High School so they will learn their lesson and their place in life.

A MATCH IS FOUR TIMES THE FUN WHEN YOU HAVE FOUR OPPONENTS

We return to present time and we see Bea Barnhart walking around in the Agganis Arena at Boston University where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 315. The camera person keeps their camera focused on her and Bea stops and turns toward the camera to present comments for her upcoming match.

Bea:  On October 24, 2021, at Climax Control 315, I’m involved in a five person match for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. Although the official Card for Climax Control 315 states that Krystal Wolfe, the current Bombshell Roulette Champion,  is scheduled to defend the Roulette Championship against Char Kwan at High Stakes XI, there’s little chance of that happening as I’m winning the Roulette Championship this Sunday. Does that mean that after I defeat my four opponents this Sunday that I, as Roulette Champion, will defend the Championship against Char Kwan at High Stakes XI? Guess we’ll find out soon enough!

Bea continues walking with the camera person staying focused on her until she turns a corner where she stops to present additional comments.

Bea:  I’m facing the Bombshell Roulette Champion, Krystal Wolfe, and Johanna Krieger, and Bella Madison, and Seleana Zdunich, in a Graveyard Match, with the winner becoming Sin City Wrestling’s Bombshell Roulette Champion. Now I already know what you ‘re thinking and what my opponents are thinking. You and my opponents will say since I am 0-1 against Krystal Wolfe, 0-1 against Bella Madison, and 0-4 against Seleana Zdunich, that I have absolutely no chance of winning this match. What’s that? You want to know why I didn’t mention the name of Johanna Krieger? That’s because I haven’t had a match with her yet. If you think I cannot win this match it proves you’re not thinking.

Bea walks around and this time she stops in front of the wrestling ring that is set up for Climax Control 315.

Bea:  The concept of this Graveyard Match is simple. The five of us will be wrestling in a Graveyard. In order to eliminate your opponents you have to toss them into one of the many open graves available. Once all my opponents are eliminated I’m crowned Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion. Now you’re asking the question how in the world do I expect to be able to toss my opponents into graves to eliminate them from the match when the four of them will be trying to toss me into a grave to eliminate me? Again that proves you’re not capable of logical thought. It isn’t the concept that I have to personally toss the four of them into the graves to win the match. The way I see it is if anyone in the match is tossed into a grave, regardless of who it is that tosses them into the grave, they’re eliminated from the match. Maybe I’ll personally toss each of them into a grave to eliminate them to prove my ability to do so or perhaps I may allow the others in the match to beat the hell out of each other then throw the others into the graves to eliminate them. Then when it comes down  whichever of them is remaining active in the match I’ll eliminate them by throwing them into a grave. There are so many interesting ways to see this match and I see the match as working in my favor. In fact please allow me to show you a graphic to let you know how dominating I’ll be in this match.

The Network puts up the graphic from Bea to give everyone a graphic image of how dominating she will be in this match.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE GRAPHIC

After a short time the Network removes the graphic and we return to a shot of Bea Barnhart as she continues with her comments.

HOW I SEE MY OPPONENTS

Bea holds up one finger into the camera.

Bea:  Krystal I address  you first. You’re the current Bombshell Roulette Champion. I described you as the “current” Bombshell Champion because after our match you’ll no longer be Roulette Champion because I’ll be crowned the Bombshell Champion. You talk a lot of smack but deep inside you’re scared of losing the Roulette Championship. Although you’re pre-scheduled to defend the Roulette Championship at High Stakes XI against Char Kwan you know damn well you can’t do that when I defeat you this Sunday and become Sin City Wrestling’s Bombshell Roulette Champion. As a Champion you have to always be ready to lose the Championship as nothing is guaranteed to you.

Bea holds up two fingers into the camera.

Bea:  Johanna you’re the second person I address. I want you to know that you are in this match for only one reason and that is to be my victim when I eliminate you from the match. Talk all the smack you want but your talk is cheap. You enter our match as a challenger to the Roulette Championship but you leave the match as a defeated wrestler.

Bea holds up three fingers into the camera.

Bea:  Third to be addressed is you Bella. You might try to use the fact that you got a win over me in a Mixed Tag Team match but that’s old history and it doesn’t mean anything for our upcoming match. That Mixed Tag Team match was then and this is now. If you think that your one win in that type of match will save you from having me eliminate you in our match you’re sadly mistaken.

Bea holds up four fingers into the camera.

Bea:  Seleana there’s a reason I saved you to be the forth wrestler I address. The reason is we’ve had four matches against each other and you won all four of them. I freely admit you’re 4-0 against me. I assume you also believe that due to that accomplishment you feel you’re not going to be able to be eliminated by me. That might be the case if one of the other wrestlers eliminates you but I assure you I want to be the one to eliminate you. Yes you did hold the Bombshell Roulette Championship once and it was a short run but that doesn’t mean I’ll have compassion on you in our match. You’ll be eliminated by me and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

Bea flashes a huge grin.

Bea:  You four girls. . .yes I just called you girls because I feel the term women is too good for you. . .remind me of two incidents I had when I grew up in the Philippines. One was when I was in Elementary School. Since I was a student who got mostly A’s as grades many of the other students were jealous of me. They would hurl insults and threats to me and they got even more upset when I ignored their threats. On one day I was leaving the school to get on the Jeepney to return home and they confronted me and attempted to inflict physical harm on me. Having great reflexes and ability to fend off their attacks I dropped the four of them to the ground. While they were trying to recover I got on the Jeepney and was taken home. The next day those four students were reprimanded for their behavior and they were suspended from school for a week. Their attitudes changed when they were allowed back in school.

Bea flashes a  huge grin again.

Bea:  In my Senior year in High School something similar happened. We were getting ready for the High School Graduation ceremony and I was confronted by four students who were jealous of me since I was graduating with Honors while they were barely able to get a passing grade.  They surrounded me with the intent to physically attack me when a Teacher stepped in and stood between us. The teacher was upset at the students so she called the Principal over and the Principal, after learning what these students tried to do to me, told them they will not graduate that year and they have to retake their Senior year of High School. I graduated with Honors while those four punks had to retake their Senior Year.

Bea looks intently into the camera.

Bea:  Why did I tell you the incidents, and results of those incidents, from my Elementary School and Senior High days? I wanted you to know that you four are just like the punks that tried to attack me on the way to my Jeepney and they failed. You four are just like the students in High School who wanted to destroy my Graduation Ceremony, with me graduating with Honors, because they were barely able to get an average overall grade of a C in High School. Like the four punks from Elementary School who I dropped to the ground I’ll drop the four of you into graves to become Sin City Wrestling’s Bombshell Roulette Champion. Just like the students during the incident just before our High School Graduation Ceremony when you four lose to me you’ll be sent back down to the bottom of the ladder of success to try to earn your way back up into contention. If you think I’m joking with what I’m saying then please feel free to laugh. You four damn sure won’t be laughing when I win our match!

WHAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE?

Bea:  I’m sure most viewers want to know what my bottom line is concerning this Bombshell Roulette Championship match. ONE is that I want to become Roulette Champion so that me and my husband Bill will both be serving as Roulette Champions at the same time. TWO is that I want to prove my dominance and what better way than to have four opponents in the match instead of the normal one opponent. THREE is that although I could just hide in the bushes or behind a headstone and wait for my four opponents to beat the crap out of each other I won’t be the coward and do that sort of behavior. I’ll go into an all-out, full speed ahead, shoot first and ask questions later, dominate my opponents, mode and when the dust settles you’ll see my hand raised in victory and the Roulette Championship handed to me.

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  What’s that girls? Yes, to Krystal, Johanna, Bella, and Seleana, I look at you as girls and not women as I previously explained. You think you’re better than everyone else and yet none of you have yet to have a long Title reign. You think you’re better than me and that I cannot eliminate you in our match but with that line of thinking you’ve already jinxed yourselves. You think your shit don’t stink but I’ve been told by other wrestlers that when you’re in the bathroom taking a dump they have to wear gas masks to keep from passing out from your stench.

Bea pulls out a small makeup container.

Bea:  In closing I wish to give your four morons a graphic for you to keep in your minds. Please allow me a moment to apply some makeup then you’ll get the message strong and clear.

Bea turns her back to the camera while she looks into a small mirror and applies makeup to her lips. Bea then turns around and even the camera person is surprised by what they get a shot of when Bea presents her makeup to the camera.

Bea:  READ. . .MY. . .LIPS!!!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE GRAPHIC

After Bea has allowed enough time for the viewers, and her opponents, to grasp the full intent of the makeup on her lips, she lets out an evil laugh.

Bea:  Bwaa haa haa!!! Read my friggin' lips! You four are going down and I’m going into the history books as Sin City Wrestling’s next Bombshell Roulette Champion!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / CALEB STORMS AGAIN?

« on: October 14, 2021, 08:36:16 AM »

CALEB STORMS AGAIN?

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart has a match against Caleb Storms at Climax Control 314. There appears to be no reason for this match to be scheduled except to have a similar Champion versus Champion match for the men as they did for the Bombshells at Climax Control 313. Neither Championship is up for grabs so this is more for bragging rights and we already know Bill has the bragging rights being Roulette Champion.

The scene changes and we catch up with Bill and Bea Barnhart at a Starbucks near The Pavilion in Philadelphia. The camera person focuses their camera on the duo as they enjoy their food and drinks.

Bill:  Don’t be upset with your loss to Seleana. There are times in the career of wrestlers where there is that one wrestler that seems to get in the way and they manage to get wins over you. It doesn’t mean you’re not talented. It doesn’t mean you failed. You did well in your matches and came up a bit short. It happens to everyone but some never admit it.

Bea:  You’re right Bill. You have a similar situation with Caleb Storms. You are one win and four loss against him so we have a similar situation with a particular wrestler in our careers.

Bill:  The last match was a Triple Threat but it was still Caleb Storms who pinned me. This match coming up is Champion versus Champion but neither Championship is on the line. We’re simply going at each other as champions as Andrea Hernandez and Krystal Wolfe did at Climax Control 313. You win nothing by winning and you lose nothing with a loss.

Bea:  I’ll be in your  corner as your Manager for your match with Caleb Storms. Never know how desperate he might be to get the win so he doesn’t look like a chump so I have to ensure there’s no interference or violations of the rules on his part.

Bill:  Thanks, Bea, nice to have you keeping an eye on my matches. Let’s  get to The Pavilion as we have a Press Conference for me to answer questions from the news agencies. After we’re done with the Press Conference we need to get back to the hotel so we can comfort Iris for being left alone while we went out for food and drinks and I’ll continue my comments for my match with Caleb Storms at that time.

The camera person cuts their camera feed and the screen goes dark.

PRESS CONFERENCE

Shortly the scene comes on our screen and we see Bill Barnhart at a podium in a conference room at The Pavilion with various reporters from various news agencies waiting to ask him questions.

Bill:  Thanks for coming to my Press Conference. This Press Conference is easy. You ask questions and I answer those questions. If you go outside of that I’ll have you removed from the conference room. Go ahead and ask your questions.

Reporter from ABC Network:  You are a pathetic piece of crap Barnhart! I hope Caleb Storms whups your sorry ass!

Bill:  Apparently ABC stands for Asshole Broadcasting Corporation. Since you don’t want to ask legitimate questions Security will now escort you out of the Conference Room.

The reporter from ABC protests their removal from the venue but they have no choice as Security escorts them out of the Conference Room shutting and locking the door behind them.

Reporter from NBC Network:  Your actions prove you are a jerk! May the bowels of the Earth open up and swallow you!

Bill:  Another jerk from another bogus news organization. What does NBC stand for? Nothing But Crap? See ya later jerk!

Security escorts the reporter from NBC out of the Conference Room.

Reporter from CBS:  Why are you so sure you are going to defeat Caleb Storms when you are 1-4 against him?

Bill:  Because I’m confident of my. . .

The reporter from CBS cuts Bill off while he is answering their question and that ticks Bill off.

Bill:  Didn’t you hear the rules of this Press Conference where I said you can ask questions and I’ll answer them? You interrupted me while I was answering and you cut me off. Bye!

Security escorts the reporter from CBS out of the Conference Room.

Bill:  Apparently CBS stands for Crap Broadcasting Network.

Reporter from CNN:  I hope you get seriously hurt in your match against Caleb Storm and that you have to retire from wrestling!

Bill:  Yet another asshole from a bogus news organization to be escorted out of the Conference Room. I would say CNN stands for Cheapshot News Network. Security! Do your thing!

The reporter from CNN loudly protests their removal from the Press Conference but they are still dumped in the hallway outside of the Conference Room.

Bill:   There appears to be only one reporter left. I know this person well. He is Anthony Amey from WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta.

Anthony Amey from WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta:  Bill I am very sorry my fellow reporters were so rude to you. I admire you for your hard work and dedication in the wrestling ring and the fact that you earned the Roulette Championship in Atlanta recently. Please tell the viewers why you feel you are going to easily defeat Caleb Storms at Climax Control 314.

Bill:  Thank, Anthony, for asking an intelligent question and waiting for my response. I’m confident that I’ll defeat Caleb Storms because he comes into the match thinking he’s better than me. He can think whatever he wants but I know what is behind both of us. Since neither Championship is up for grabs there’s nothing to lose by going all out. My intention is not only to defeat Caleb but to leave him humiliated and shaken that I easily defeated him. Thanks for attending my Press Conference. We have to get back to our hotel to see how Iris is doing.

Bill and Bea exit the Conference Room through the same door that Security threw the obnoxious reporters out into the hallway. When the exiled reporters see Bill and Bea they start shouting out questions and insults but Bill just shoves them out of the way and he and Bea exit the Pavilion and head for their hotel.

ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY

When the scene comes on the screen we see Bill and Bea Barnhart, with their English Bulldog Iris, sitting on the couch in their hotel room. Iris missed Daddy Bill so much that she is reclining on the couch with her head on Daddy Bill’s lap so that Daddy Bill can pet her. Iris moans in delight of the petting from Daddy Bill.

Bill:  That Press Conference I had was messed up because the biased reporters there were jerks with the exception of Anthony Amey of WSB-TV Channel 2 out of Atlanta. I told them the rules were they could ask questions and I would answer them and they violated the rules and I had Security take them out of the venue. Oh well. Not everyone is intelligent like me so they act like the fools they really are. So, Caleb, we’re not wrestling in this match with both Championships on the line. We’re not wrestling in this match with your Internet Championship or my Roulette Championship on the line. Just like at Climax Control 313 where Andrea Hernandez and Krystal Wolfe faced off in a Clash of Champions match neither Championship was on the line. It was for bragging rights only and Andrea walked away with her right to brag with her win over Krystal.

Bill pets Iris some more and Iris flops over onto her back to ask Daddy Bill to run her tummy and he does so and Iris lets out a moan of pleasure.

Bill:  So, Caleb, the history we have against each other is that we had five matches and I won one of them and you won four of them. One of those matches was was a Triple Threat but you still got the pinfall on me. Now, Caleb, I’m not here to talk about your Internet Championship, which you’ve had possession of for about six weeks. What I want to discuss is your history with the Roulette Championship because that’s the Championship I currently hold and plan on holding for a very long time. I searched the record books and I found that you defeated Jon Dough on May 13, 2018, to become Roulette Champion but you also lost the Roulette Championship two weeks later, on May 27, 2018, back to Jon Dough. You’ve been non-existent in the Roulette Division since May 27, 2018. What the F...k!!! Three years and five months since you held the Roulette Championship and you walk into our match thinking you’re going to defeat me? What drugs are you taking Caleb? For damn sure you are hallucinating!

Bill lets out a hearty laugh.

HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL CALEB?

Bill:  Come on Caleb. Level with us okay? Tell us how you really feel about holding onto the Roulette Championship for a mere two weeks before handing it back to the person you previously defeated. Come on! Tell us! Oh you want to be silent on the issue eh?

Bill again releases a hearty laugh.

Bill:  Let me relate an incident that happened to me when I was a little boy growing up in Oakland, California. The incident represents exactly how I know you feel about not being able to hold onto the Roulette Championship. The incident also represents why I’m the Roulette Champion now and you’re not. The town of Santa Cruz is about seventy-five miles South of Oakland. Our family went there a lot during the Summer as they have an historic Boardwalk and many great rides, games, and several outstanding restaurants on the pier. During the incident I’m relating to you I was probably five or six years old. I remember standing and watching a ride where the humans on the ride dictated how fast the ride goes around. I was holding my father’s hand and then when I looked up I see that I’m holding the hand of a stranger. I ran around for ten minutes trying to find my parents and then suddenly there they were. That event taught me to keep focused on what is going on around me at all times. I took that focus into the sport of wrestling and the Roulette Championship I have around my waist proves that.

Bill reaches to the coffee table and picks up the Roulette Championship and holds it up for the camera to get a shot of.

Bill:  So when I was a child I learned a valuable lesson to stay focused and not to lose track of where I am at all times. Unfortunately you never learned that lesson Caleb. If you had learned that lesson you would not have defeated Jon Dough for the Roulette Championship only to let him defeat you, and regain the Roulette Championship from you, two weeks later. That’s not a shame on Jon Dough for regaining the Championship he lost to you. It is a shame on you for allowing him to earn it away from you two weeks after you obtained it.

Bill returns the Roulette Championship to the coffee table.

Bill:  I have no clue what you’re doing Caleb and apparently you have no clue what you are doing. I know you’re likely to repeat, over and over and over again, that you defeated me four times in five matches and that makes you superior to me. Maybe in your mind that’s the result you come up with but in my mind. Since I’m holding the Roulette Championship, that you’ve not held again since you last held possession of it three years and five months ago, I have bragging rights so that ends that conversation.

WHAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE?

Bill:  What’s the bottom line Caleb? I know what my bottom line is but the world is curious what you think your bottom line is. Maybe instead of it being your bottom line I suppose we could classify your demise in our match as your rock bottom. Har har har!!!

Bill recovers from his laughing to continue commenting to Caleb Storms.

Bill:  Caleb since there’s nothing involved in this match, except bragging rights on who can perform better in the ring, since our Championships are not up for grabs, this match comes down to one thing. That one thing is which of us can pound their opponent into defeat and walk away with the focus and attention of the other wrestlers and the fans? I’m not a bad guy Caleb. I try to get along with everyone. Although I’ll greet you when we are passing each other, I’ll talk with you leading up to our match, and I’ll be nice and shake your hand before our match starts and wish you luck. . .as you’re damn sure gonna need luck to hang with me in this match. . .when the bell rings I’m launching myself into full attack mode. I’ll be on you so fast you won’t know what happened and I won’t lay off you until the bell rings and my hand is raised in victory. To give you a mental image try to imagine you’re a smart ass kid and you see a Hornet’s nest. So you grab a stick and start beating on the Hornet’s nest. Of course the Hornets go into attack mode and you cannot run fast enough to escape their assault and they continue to sting the crap out of you until you go unconscious. Yeah, Caleb, my beat down of you is gonna go just like that.

Bill looks over at Bea.

Bill:  Bea will you please tell the viewers, and Caleb Storms, if I’m a nice person or a mean person?

Bea:  Bill is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Bill helps others with their wrestling. Bill obeys the rules of the matches he’s involved in. But on the other end of the scale Bill is one of the most dedicated wrestlers in the business and you’re in for a match from hell from Bill at Climax Control 314. Just giving you a heads up what you’re about to get yourself into so that you can’t complain and claim that nobody told you what was coming.

Bill:  Thanks Bea.

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments for this presentation. While the camera person begins shutting down his camera feed we watch as Daddy Bill continues to caress Iris and rub her tummy much to her enjoyment.

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Climax Control Archives / THIS IS MY FOURTH ATTEMPT AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH AND I NEED TO MAKE IT COUNT

« on: October 06, 2021, 08:01:07 AM »

THIS IS MY FOURTH ATTEMPT AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH AND I NEED TO MAKE IT COUNT

Narrator:  Bea had a talk with me before I came on the air and she discussed two things with me. The first is that she is thrilled that her husband, Bill, won the Roulette Championship against Miles Kasey and Lincoln Daniels. The second is that she knows she has her work cut out for her in her match against Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 313 having lost her three previous matches against her. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

THE TRUTH

The scene changes to a shot of Bea Barnhart in her hotel room in Washington, DC.

Bea:  I’m going to be honest with you. I’ve had three matches against Seleana Zdunich and I lost all of them by pinfall. The first two matches, one at Climax Control 261, on March 1, 2020, and another on November 8, 2020, at Climax Control 285, but those were when I was very new to the sport of wrestling. Those losses I discard as losses that came due to my inexperience. But the loss I took against Seleana on September 12, 2021, at Violent Conduct VII, I cannot explain it away with the comment that I’m new to the sport of wrestling. Nope. I’ve been wrestling for over one and a half years. To put it in simple terms I let that match at Climax Control 285 slip through my hands. It was my fault and I accept that. But now I have a fourth match against Seleana and this time I plan on redeeming myself with a win over her. Will it be easy? Nope. Will it be fun? Yep! Will I come away from the match with the win? I damn sure plan on it! So what’s my strategy you ask? Nice question but I’ll not give away my game plan so that Seleana will have knowledge of what I have planned for her in the match. Seleana, and everyone else, has to wait until October 10, 2021, to find out what I bring to the match.

Bea pauses for a moment before returning to her comments.

YOU DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE WITHOUT HESITATION

Bea:  Without giving away my game plan for the match I’ll give you a general example of what I mean when I say I’ll do whatever it takes to win this match against Seleana. I preface my comments with the question WOULD YOU RUN INTO A BURNING CAR OR BUILDING TO RESCUE STRANGERS? when they are no Emergency Services personnel around to save those people from the fire? I know most of you are staring at your screen wondering what the hell I’m talking about. You want to know what running into a burning building or a burning car to rescue strangers has to do with my match against Seleana. My answer to that question is YES! I would run into a burning car or building to rescue strangers if Emergency Services personnel were not available. I know the question on your minds is why would I do that right? Think hard on what I’m saying. What if it was your family or close friends stuck in the burning building or car and they couldn’t get out of the burning car or building without assistance from Emergency Services personnel? Wouldn’t you want someone to help try to rescue them before the Emergency Services personnel arrive to attempt a rescue?  What if everyone stood around and let your family die instead of trying to help them? What if Firemen, Police, and Paramedics at the scene stated IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD GONE INTO THE CAR OR BURNING BUILDING AND GOT THE PEOPLE OUT THEY WOULD BE ALIVE TODAY. Think hard on that! It could be your wife, son, daughter, mother, father, etc., who nobody tried to rescue because they just stood around listening to the screams of the trapped and dying people and didn’t care to help them. Then how the hell would you feel? Wouldn’t you ask yourself, a thousand times over, why someone didn’t have the compassion and courage to rescue them? I would! The simple concept is in the situation I mentioned with the burning car or building you just do what needs to be done. . .period. . .and you don’t think about yourself and whether you’ll survive the attempt or not.

Bea again pauses for a short time to allow the viewers to think on what she just stated.

Bea:I know what some of you are thinking. You say that running into a burning building or burning car to rescue someone instead of waiting for Emergency Services personnel to do it is violating the law. I say otherwise. Saving someone’s life when they are trapped in a burning car or burning building is not violating the law. What it does is shows that you care for others and you’ll risk your life to save someone in need. You simply do whatever it takes. In my upcoming match, which is my fourth match against Seleana, I’ll walk into the match and do whatever it takes to win but without violating the rules of the match. By winning this match within the rules I’ll rise up in the rankings and then you’ll see what Bea Barnhart is really about.

Bea calls to her husband Bill to please come into camera view and to bring his Roulette Championship and he does.

Bill:  Bea this is your air time. Why did you call me to come into camera view and take up your air time? I can present my comments when I have my next match.

Bea:  Because I want the world to see that you did what I mentioned in my comments today. You went into your Roulette Championship match and did what needed to be done and within the rules of the match. I’m proud of you Bill. Although I would have liked to be the first Barnhart to win a Singles Championship you did it first and I commend you for your accomplishment. I hope you hold the Roulette Championship for a long time.

Bill:  Me too Bea. But whatever happens. . .it happens. . .and we have to be ready to accept it. I got tons of support in our home area of Atlanta, Georgia, but I’m sure I’ll experience tons of hate once I perform outside of Georgia. Eventually the fans will get behind me and support me once they find out what a great Roulette Champion I am. I’ll gladly face off against anyone to defend the Championship. Bea your time will come. Take it one match at a time. Thanks for allowing me into your air time but you need to present comments for your match so I’ll back away and take Iris out for a walk to stay out of your camera range.

Bill gets Iris and the two go out for a walk. Bea returns to the camera for her comments on her upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich.

WINNING SOME BATTLES DOESN’T MEAN YOU WON THE WAR

Bea:  I know I’ve mentioned this before but I feel it is important to mention it again. Would you rather have 10 matches and win 9 of them but in the 10th match which is a Championship match you lose and do not obtain the Championship or would you rather lose 9 of those 10 matches but in the 10th match you win the match and the Championship with that win? Most of you would say win 9 out of 10 matches but then you lose the opportunity to obtain a Championship. I’d rather lose 9 of the 10 matches then win the match that counts for the Championship. It isn’t how many battles you win during a war. . .what counts if winning the one battle that wins the war overall. Although I lost the first three battles I’ve had against Seleana I’ll walk away from our fourth match as the winner.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  Seleana I’ll admit that in our previous three matches you had my number which means you had the better performance in those matches than I did. But our forth match is different because I have your number. To add to it I now have an unlisted number and with only days until our match you don’t have enough time to figure out what that unlisted number is. I improve in every match and I’ve improved to where, in our forth match, you lose and I win. While you think you know everything and cannot make mistakes I know differently. While I strive to improve in each match you seem to believe you don’t need to make improvements in your wrestling. We’ll find out soon which one of us is right.

Bea appears to be ready to stand up and end her comments but she remains seated and looks deeply into the camera.

Bea:  Seleana you saw that on Monday, October 5, 2021, Facebook and several of their associated sites crashed and were wiped off the face of the planet for around six hours. Do you know what the official answer was from Facebook? They claimed their “Programmers” and “IT Techs” installed an update and that update wiped out all the information in their servers that identifies their domain to the DNS system. What? Talk about a bullshit excuse! How can you install an update to your site, which your people did many times over the life of Facebook, and this time you happen to screw things up so much that the DNS system couldn’t find you for six hours? There’s more to this than we are being told by Facebook. If you look at the timing the outage started when the Whistleblower from Facebook began their testimony against Facebook. How “convenient” to lose Facebook for six hours so that the site wouldn’t be flooded with comments about the Whistleblower’s testimony against them. When the testimony was over suddenly Facebook is back online. So, Seleana, what’s going to be your bullshit excuse for why you lost to me at Climax Control 313? Will you claim you did an update and your system crashed? Will you claim that I cheated you out of a win? Will you claim that the fan in the third row of seats was giving you funny looks and you got distracted? There’s not enough bullshit in the world for you to talk your way out of this loss and to explain away my win over you. I’m here to make a point and you just happen to be the person opposite me in the ring when I make that point.

Bea informs the camera person she is ready to make her last comment and then they can cut the camera feed. The camera person acknowledges Bea’s comment.

TIME IS ON MY SIDE

Bea:  Seleana I’m sure that since you won our previous three matches that you feel you have all the time in the world remaining. You probably feel time is endless and that you will defeat me again. Trust me when I tell you that the sands of time are dropping in the hourglass and when the last grain of sand drops to the bottom of the hourglass I’ll end up with my hand raised in victory over you. See you on Sunday.

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Bea stands up and walks out of camera range and the camera person calls into the Network and they regain control of the air time.

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Climax Control Archives / I WILL BECOME SIN CITY WRESTING'S NEXT ROULETTE CHAMPION

« on: October 01, 2021, 10:15:29 AM »

I WILL BECOME SIN CITY WRESTLING’S NEXT ROULETTE CHAMPION

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is wrestling in his home area. He is from Lawrenceville, Georgia, and Atlanta is about twenty miles West of where he lives. Add to it that he is facing off against Miles Kasey and Lincoln Daniels for the vacated Roulette Championship. Add to it that in Bill’s long wrestling career he has only lost one match in his home area. Combine all of that and you have a winner with Bill Barnhart being the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion.

STOP TRYING TO BE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT

We switch scenes and we see Bill during his Senior year at Skyline High School in Oakland, California. What we see is Bill having a disagreement with some of the other students at the school.

Bill:  You’re all jealous of me because I’m better at sports than you are! So what do you do? You try to get others to believe you’re good in baseball, football, and track like I am. You know I’m in the top three in each of those sports and since you can’t compete with me you hurl insults instead. STOP TRYING TO BE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT as it only makes you look stupid.

Several of the sports Coaches walk up and stand between Bill and the students who are taunting him.

Coach:  What the hell is going on here? I know who Bill Barnhart is as he’s one of our top athletes in Baseball, Football, and Track. Who are you punks who are harassing him?

None of the students harassing Bill are willing to answer the question so they turn and run away. The Coach looks at Bill.

Coach:  Bill I’m sorry those punks harassed you. That type of thing happens to most of us who are great in our sport. Before you ask I will tell you it also happened to me. Just do the best you can in the sports you are in and leave the rest to destiny.

Bill:  Thanks Coach!

As we hear that comment the scene begins to fade out and we are taken to the medical practice of Doctor Kim in Duluth, Georgia.

MEETING WITH SENOR VINNIE

We are at Beto’s Tacos restaurant in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where we see Bill Barnhart and Senor Vinnie having lunch. We listen in on their conversation.

Bill:  When are you returning to active wrestling Vinnie? Not the same without you around.

Senor Vinnie:  I’ll be back shortly. Just needed to let my injury heal so that I have no reservations about giving one hundred percent in all my matches.

Bill:  Once you are back in action we need to ask to be sent after the Tag Team Championship. Would be great if the two of us could obtain that Championship.

Senor Vinnie:  When we win the Tag Team Championship you need to promise me you will do something for me. If you fail to do this item after we are crowned Tag Team Champions I’ll end our association as a Tag Team. Deal?

Bill:  Depends upon what you have in mind for me to do. I’m up for just about anything you know.

Bill picks up his drink, a beer, and he sips a bit of it.

Senor Vinnie:  When we win the Tag Team Championship you need to go see my friend, Lolita, for him to give you a Brazilian Wax treatment.

Bill:  What in the world is a Brazilian Was treatment?

Bill lifts his beer glass again and drains all the beer from his glass into his mouth but he holds it in his mouth for a bit before attempting to swallow it.

Senor Vinnie:  It is a special procedure where they place substances on your pubic area then rip the substances off so all the hair comes off and your pubic area is a smooth as a baby’s butt.

Bill’s eyes get huge and he spews all the beer in his mouth out and it goes all over Senor Vinnie and their dining table. The other customers in Beto’s Tacos stare wondering what in the hell is going on.

Bill:  What the. . .

Senor Vinnie:  Stop right here Bill. Don’t say it. This is a family restaurant and there are children present.

Bill:  I’m sorry about that Vinnie. I was caught off guard. I guess getting a Brazilian Wax treatment is what it takes to keep you as my trusted friend and Tag Team partner after we win the Tag Team Championship so be it.

Senor Vinnie:  Waiter! Please bring more beers for myself and Bill. Come to think of it beers on me and Bill for everyone here in Beto’s Tacos!!!

Everyone in Beto’s Tacos who is old enough to legally drink cheer Bill and Vinnie for their generous offer. The scene fades out as they are celebrating.

VISIT WITH DOCTOR KIM

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Bill is talking with his family physician, Doctor Kim, about his attempt to help Bill keep his inner demon inside the majority of the time. This goes back to when Bill saw Doctor Kim for assistance in controlling the inner demon rather than letting the inner demon control him.

Doctor Kim:  Bill you have to keep your inner demon in check to the best of your abilities or you will end up with another situation that nearly caused you to lose your wrestling career. I’ve given you numerous things you can do that will help. I know you previously let your inner demon out many times against your half-brother Chris Shipman, and in one case you nearly ended not only his wrestling career, but also his life, but you don’t have him to deal with any longer so please work hard to keep your inner demon inside so nobody gets hurt.

Bill:  Thanks Doctor Kim. I’ll do my best as I always do. The problem I have is when opponents cheat, violate the rules, attack me outside the ring, or hire interference on our match, then I can’t control the inner demon and it comes out. However I’ll do what I can do retain the inner demon in my match in Atlanta soon for the Roulette Championship.

SWEETWATER MIDDLE SCHOOL PRESENTATION TO BILL

The scene shifts once more and we see Bill Barnhart in front of Sweetwater Middle School in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where a lot of his neighbors have children attending school there. Since Bill is a local legend, and well liked in the Atlanta Metro area and the State of Georgia, some of the students asked if they could give a short performance for Bill Barnhart since he’s wrestling in Atlanta on October 10, 2021, in a Roulette Championship Match. We listen in. . .

Student Spokesperson:  Bill we are honored for you to visit our school today. We have a short presentation for you to show how much we appreciate you and the attention you have brought to the Atlanta Metro Area specifically in Lawrenceville. We prepared a modified version of a song most people know and it relates to your upcoming match where we want to see you totally destroy Miles Kasey and Lincoln Daniels so you become the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. Are you ready Bill?

Bill:  I’m always ready.

Student Spokesperson:  Let’s do this students!

All Students in Singing Group:

If you’re happy and you know it kick their ass. . .
If you’re happy and you know it kick their ass. . .
If you’re happy and you know it and you really want to show it. . .
If you’re happy and you know it kick their ass!!!

Bill cheers the students for their song and he promises them he will kick the asses of Lincoln Daniels and Miles Kasey. Bill then informs the Principal of Sweetwater Middle School that he will make a substantial financial donation to the school so the money he donates will remain in Sweetwater Middle School and not get into the hands of Gwinnett County Public Schools.

>The scene now shifts to current time where Bill Barnhart is presenting comments on his upcoming match for the Roulette Championship from his home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

NOBODY INTIMIDATES ME

Bill:  Thank you for joining me in my home for my presentation of my comments for my Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 312. You notice Bea and Iris are not with me during this presentation. The reason Bea is not present, even though she serves as my Manager, is that she’ll take care of things when the match takes place. She told me what I have to say to Miles and Lincoln is sufficient to get the message through to them.

Bill gives a thumbs-up in to the camera.

Bill:  I’ll start my comments by stating that over my wrestling career I’ve only lost one match in my home area. With an impressive record like that do you, Miles honestly believe you’re going to walk into my home area of Atlanta and defeat me? Hell no! I’m not gonna let some piss ant from the United Kingdom come into my home area and get over on me. And what about you Lincoln? I see you’re from Valdosta, Georgia, which we from the Atlanta Metro area consider to be part of Florida and the poor part of our State. Do you think you’re gonna drive up from Valdosta and defeat me in my home area? I’ve had dozens of matches in my home area over my wrestling career and I only lost one of those matches. I’ll not let down the fans of Georgia, and specifically the fans of Atlanta, by allowing either of you to walk away as Roulette Champion. You two have a better chance of finding a discarded lottery ticket on the sidewalk, every day of the week, that you can cash in for one million dollars for each lottery ticket, than you have of defeating me. Add to it that this match is Roulette Rules, with the Roulette Division being mostly focused on Hardcore and extreme type of matches, and you have two things working in my favor which are home advantage and the fact that I’m outstanding when it comes to Hardcore and extreme type matches.

Bill pauses for a drink of water and a bite of pizza then he continues.

Bill:  Miles. . .Lincoln. . .you’ve heard me talk about the enormous feud I had with my half-brother Chris Shipman. You know that while we worked in another Federation we had some of the most violent, demonic, evil, disgusting, and life-threatening matches known to the sport of wrestling. Most of the match types we were assigned two are now banned world-wide as they are too disgusting, evil, and stomach-churning that they had to ban them for eternity. If you two don’t believe what I’m telling you about those violent feud matches with my half-brother Chris Shipman please talk to Goth as he was running that wrestling federation at that time. He will tell you what I said is the truth. If you want to take it one step further if you have the resources to find the long lost missing half-brother of mine, Chris Shipman, so you can ask him directly if I speak the truth, then please do so.

Bill pauses for another drink of water then he looks intently into the camera.

Bill:  So, guys, do you honestly think the Roulette wheel for our match can land on anything that would make me cringe or back down? HELL NO!!! Nothing on the Roulette Wheel can turn me away from this match. Another thing for you two to think about is that my half-brother Chris Shipman vowed to kill me because he was rightfully convicted of the death of our sister but he tried to blame her death on me but the evidence proved he was responsible for her death. Look around and answer this question. Do you see Chris Shipman anywhere? Do you see him working here in Sin City Wrestling? No you don’t. I was too much for Chris to handle and he went off somewhere. Where did he go? I honestly don’t give a damn. I don’t care if he is still alive or not. Think hard on this information. If you have one of the most aggressive, evil, demonic, hateful, and violent wrestlers ever in the sport of wrestling, in Chris Shipman, and he’s nowhere to be found these days, but I’m still active in wrestling, what the hell does that tell you? It tells you I’m a hell of lot more than Chris Shipman could handle. Trust me when I tell you that Shipman was ten times the wrestler that you two combined are and I made him go away. There’s nothing you can do to make me lose and go away. I’ll become Sin City Wrestling’s next Roulette Champion and you cannot do a damn thing to stop me. You two must be smoking drugs in a bong if you think you’re going to defeat me.

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Barnhart lets out a rip snorting laugh at his bong comment that shakes the camera person’s camera. The camera person recovers from the snorting laugh and Bill looks into the camera and continues his comments.

SO NICE TO BE WRESTLING IN MY HOME AREA

Bill:  Okay guys time to get more information into your heads. I know. . .I know. . .it hurts your heads to have information placed into them because you two have limited brain capacity. While I’m over here with a 130 IQ, which is in the top five percent in the world, your combined IQ’s are probably not even half of mine. Sorry that information like this flowing into your heads are causing you severe headaches but you need to hear the truth even though the truth hurts.

Bill holds one finger in front of the camera.

Bill:  First item is that over my wrestling career I’ve wrestled in my home area a dozen times. Of those dozen times I only lost one match and I’ll explain how that loss took place so you can see that the person who won that match didn’t get the win directly over me. If you think you two can come into my home area of Atlanta, with me coming in with a winning percentage of 92 percent AT HOME and a losing percentage of 8 percent at home and then one of you will walk away the winner of our match? Dream on fools.

Barnhart holds two fingers in front of the camera.

Bill:  I’ll explain the match I lost in my home area of Oakland, California. It was a Hardcore Rules match in a Boeing 747 parked at Oakland Airport. The participants included myself, Dmitri, and Casey Williams. What happened is that Dmitri and Casey went up the stairway to the First Class Lounge and were fighting it out while I was in the main area of the 747. As I walked over to the stairway to join them in the First Class Lounge one, or both of them, managed to kick the stairway loose and it crashed down and knocked me to the floor of the 747. Casey and Dmitri kept fighting up in the First Class Area as I was recovering from having a heavy steel staircase fall on top of me. I got to my feet and was regaining my composure. I was looking around to see if Dmitri and Casey were down in the lower level with me and just as I was about to turn around to look up to the First Class Lounge Casey was able to shove Dmitri through the opening to the lower level. With my back turned I didn’t know what hit me. It was only after the match was over and I watched the replay I realized it was Dmitri who was thrown down the opening and landed on me. I got knocked to the floor again while Casey jumped down from the First Class Area and pinned Dmitri for the win. Did you two clowns hear that? DMITRI got pinned for the loss not me. CASEY pinned DMITRI, and not me, for the win. Even with that loss let me remind you or something. You would think Casey Williams would be all brave and bold and accept a challenge to wrestle me after that win right? Nope! I’ve challenged Casey numerous times and he has backed down every time. If that doesn’t wake you two buttheads up then you two are in a coma.

Bill holds up three fingers this time.

Bill:  We’re wrestling at the McCamish Pavilion which is located on the campus of the Georgia Institute of Technology. This venue for Climax Control 312 is located about twenty five miles from our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Lincoln, have to travel about two hundred fifty miles from the poor part of Georgia to get to Atlanta to stink up my home area. As for you, Miles, there’s no way in hell you’re coming from the United Kingdom to get over on me in my home area. I never back down and if you two believe you’re going to make me back down you are certifiably insane.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Miles when I saw we were facing off for the vacated Roulette Championship I thought to myself that this would be a great match for me, and a good match for you, with you being on the losing end of the match. I felt Management did the best they could to find someone who could possibly give me a challenge for the Roulette Championship. Even though you’re half as talented as I am in the wrestling ring I felt you could give me a fairly decent match. But how about you Lincoln? You only got into this match as an after-thought. When the match was originally booked it was me and Miles. That equates into two wrestlers are serious about the sport of wrestling. Well more like one-and-a-half wrestlers who are serious about the sport of wrestling because I’m 100 percent serious about the sport of wrestling and Miles is about fifty percent serious about the sport of wrestling. I guess Management wanted to throw a comedy factor into our match so they assigned you to our match to make it a Triple Threat for the Roulette Championship. Yes, Lincoln, you’re only in this match for two reasons. One reason is that you’re from the State of Georgia so they felt sorry for you that you were not in a match at Climax Control 312 in Atlanta, Georgia, and the second reason is that you are the comedy factor for our match so the fans will get a few laughs watching you stumble around the ring.

Bill laughs then returns to his comments.

Bill:  Lincoln. . .Miles. . .after I pumped so much information and truth into your heads that you’re about to pass out I’ll present my closing comments concerning our upcoming match. When we do a head-to-head comparison of the three of us there’s the fact that I’m more than twice the wrestler you two are combined. Also you two may be familiar with one of the most classic taglines in the history of retailing and that is the one for Doublemint Gum. The tagline slogan was sung as Double your pleasure, double your fun, with Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint Gum! Oh boy! That fits our match perfectly as I get double the pleasure and double the fun having two opponents to destroy. There’s no doubt that I’m the wrestler to beat in this match. There’s no doubt you two are going to try to double-team me to take me out of the match. No matter what you do. . .no matter what you try. . .no matter how hard you try to fight against me. . .no matter if you hire your friends to interfere in our match…nothing is going to work to allow either of you to defeat me. I’ll swoop down like a tornado and rip through you like a tornado through a trailer park so that nothing is left standing. You two trying to defeat me is one thing. Accomplishing the deed is another. While you two will try and fail. . .I will do and succeed. Once I’m crowned as Sin City Wrestling’s Roulette Champion I plan on holding the Championship for a very long time. You two are, simply put, shitty wrestlers, and I have no clue how you got assigned to this match against me. But, oh well, that’s a decision made by Management and the three of us will be active in our match. Of course I’ll be ten times more active in our match than you two combined so enjoy what you can from it. And, finally, to close my comments for our match, I wish to show a graphic of the day you two shitty wrestlers were born.

The Network puts up the graphic Bill Barnhart sent them for this portion of his comments and we both smile and gasp.

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Bill:  Har har har!!! Sorry I have to be that graphic in depicting you two as shitty wrestlers but I do what I need to do to get my point across. I’ll make sure Bea, as my Manager in my corner, brings our pooper scooper that we use to pick up the poop of Iris so that after I soundly defeat the two of you we can scrape up your shitty selves and dispose of you in the trash can at ringside. I’m gonna have an extreme amount of fun in our match while you two are going to experience an extreme amount of suffering. See you on Sunday, October 10, 2021, at Climax Control 312, that is if the two of you still have the courage to show up and face me. And, just so you know ahead of time, I assure you that after I defeat you two and become Roulette Champion you two will no longer be constipated as I’m going to beat the shit out of both of you.

Bill bursts out in uncontrollable and sinister laughing while the cameraman places their camera into a slow fade out. Bill continues laughing as the scene eventually fades out and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming.

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Climax Control Archives / MY MY MY...MYRA GONNA LOSE AGAIN

« on: September 23, 2021, 01:08:24 PM »

MY MY MY. . .MYRA GONNA LOSE AGAIN

Narrator:  Although Bea gave a fantastic performance at Violent Conduct VII against Seleana Zdunich she is more determined than ever to not let a loss in a match where she performed well and she is going into her match against Myra Rivers at Climax Control 311 with the intent of walking away with the win.

The scene changes to the inside of a classroom at Berkmar High School in Lilburn, Georgia.

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TEACHING THE TRUTH

Bea Barnhart walks into the classroom and into camera view and smiles into the camera. She walks to the front of the class and while she is walking we notice a desk for the teacher at the front of the class, about twenty desks for students, and a counter with sinks to the side of the room. Bea reaches the teacher’s desk and she sits on the desktop waiting for students to arrive in the classroom. After a short time the room fills with students and Bea begins her presentation to the class.

Bea:  My name is Bea Barnhart and I’m your teacher for this class. The school contacted me to present the concept of never giving up, Most of you probably know I live in Lawrenceville, Georgia, along with my husband Bill and our English Bulldog Iris. We live about five miles from Berkmar High School. The class I’m teaching today is a combination of history, logic, and common sense, so pay attention as your future depends upon what you learn today.

Several students raise their hands to ask questions but Bea puts them on hold.

Bea:  Please wait to ask questions until after I’ve presented information otherwise you won’t know what you’re asking about. As you know I’m one of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling and our next event is Climax Control 311 which takes place in Orlando, Florida, and the location of the wrestling event is at Disney World.

Several students raise their hands again to ask questions and again Bea puts the students on hold.

Bea:  Please wait. Please be patient. This class is a short one and I want to present information so that your questions will make sense. I’m facing off against Myra Rivers at Climax Control 311. At the previous event, Violent Conduct VII, I lost my match against Seleana Zdunich. Our match was to allow Management to see which of us would get a push and which of us would have to remain where we were at that time. I lost the match but I gave an outstanding performance. Even with the loss I see that Management took note and gave me this match with Myra Rivers who lost her Championship match at Violent Conduct VII which was against Amber Ryan for Amber’s Bombshell Championship which is the top Championship in the Women’s division. The difference is that while I performed well in my match and exited the match in outstanding condition Myra got the crap beat out of her and even with two weeks between Violent Conduct VII and our upcoming event Climax Control 311 Myra is still suffering physical damage. Now you can start asking questions.

Student One:  Isn’t wrestling fake and nothing more than acting like actors do in movies?

Bea:  No. The wrestlers need to be in great physical condition and know their way around the wrestling ring to ensure they don’t get hurt giving and taking the holds, blows, maneuvers, etc., during the match. Feel free to review the Bombshell Championship Match from Violent Conduct VII where Amber Ryan defended the Bombshell Championship against Myra Rivers. Take note that both took significant damage during the match, with Myra taking the most damage, but if you take into account if they were not in great physical condition, and didn’t know their way around the wrestling ring during matches, both would have ended up in the Intensive Care Unit. Wrestling is not faked.

Student Two:  I follow Sin City Wrestling and I know that you haven’t won a lot of your matches and I’m sure Myra has won more matches than you have. Why do you feel qualified to comment that you are going to defeat her with your current win-loss record?

Bea:  That’s a great question and I have a great answer. I want all of you to think about this question.  If you were in a war where you had to fight ten battles which would you choose? Would you choose that you could win nine of those ten battles but when you get into the tenth and final battle, which decides the winner of the overall war, you would lose that battle and lose the overall war, or would you rather lose the first nine battles then win the tenth and final battle to win the overall war? Let me see a show of hands so I can take a tally.

When Bea asks how many of the students would want to win the first nine battles then lose the tenth which causes you to lose the war ten hands go up. When Bea asks how many of the students would want to lose the first nine battles but win the tenth battle that wins the overall war ten hands go up so the students are split.

Bea:  Thank you for your honest feedback. My personal opinion is that there’s no reason to win nine of the ten battles just to lose the tenth and final battle and lost the war. Since the concept is to win the overall war even if you lost the first nine battles then you win the tenth and final battle to win the overall war you still get the overall win. That’s why I don’t do like other wrestlers and whine and bitch and moan and cry over a loss in the wrestling ring as I know I can win the overall war.

As Bea finishes her comments the bell rings indicating this class is over. The students get up from their desks and walk out of the classroom to go to their next class. Bea exits the classroom and the camera person keeps focused on her until she steps into the hallway and the classroom door closes behind her.

MANILA, PHILIPPINES, SENIOR YEAR HIGH SCHOOL

We are taken back to when Bea was a Senior at her High school in Manila, Philippines. The scene opens where Bea is leaving the school to return home for the day and she is confronted by several mean girls. Bea tries to ignore them but the mean girls decide to follow closely and harass her.

Bea:  Please leave me alone. I don’t want anything to do with you. The only reason you mean girls pick on students like me is because we’re intelligent, pretty, and get great grades, and you are dumb, homely, and barely pass your classes.

The means girls, upset at Bea’s comments, rush to stand in front of her to prevent her from getting to her transportation to return to her home. Bea again tries to get them to back off.

Bea:  I’ll ask you again to please get away from me and leave me alone. Although I don’t like to fight if you continue being aggressive I’ll have no choice but to take action against you.

The means girls get shocked looks on their faces and they decide to inflict damage on Bea. One of them rushes Bea and Bea side-steps them and they stumble past her and she kicks their legs out from under them and the mean girl face plants into the dirt. The next mean girl runs up and takes a swing at Bea and Bea blocks the punch with her backpack then she kicks the mean girl in the stomach and when the mean girl doubles over from the kick Bea raises her knee into the face of the mean girl causing the mean girl to drop the ground crying and holding her face. Bea then gives a stern look to the other mean girls.

Bea:  Anyone else want some of me? Bring it on!

At that comment the mean girls run off. Bea is satisfied she did what she needed to do to obtain the victory and she begins walking toward where the transportation is for her to travel back home. As she’s walking toward her transportation she is approached by one of the Faculty at the High School who saw the entire incident. The Faculty member asks Bea if she wants the school to take disciplinary action against the mean girls and Bea informs her that she feels the mean girls learned a valuable lesson and will not harass her any longer. Bea informs the Faculty member she would rather that the mean girls learn that accomplishing their academics is more important for their future than harassing other students. The Faculty member thanks Bea for her honesty and she turns to return inside the school while Bea continues to her transportation where she gets on the Jeepney and it drive off.

BACK TO TODAY

When we return to today we get a shot of Bea Barnhart at her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. She is sitting in her living room where the camera person is set up to air her comments for her upcoming match against Myra Rivers. Bea’s husband, Bill, and their English Bulldog Iris, are going around the house and occasionally the camera catches a shot of the two but Bill stays out of Bea’s presentation as he doesn’t wish to interrupt her comments.

Bea:  Welcome to my home where I’ll be presenting comments leading up to my match at Climax Control 311 against Myra Rivers. I was contacted by Anthony Amey, the Sports Anchor for WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta as he wanted to have me on his broadcast. After my broadcast with Anthony I’ll discuss other things concerning my upcoming match.

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Anthony:  Hi. I’m Anthony Amey the Sports Anchor for WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta. I contacted Bea Barnhart to ask if she could give me a few minutes on my broadcast to talk about her upcoming match against Myra Rivers at Climax Control 311 and she agreed. Ready for some questions Bea?

Bea:  I’m always ready Anthony. Fire away.

Anthony:  I know your objective is to beat down Myra and walk away the winner of your match but I want to know if you have anything else on your mind.

Bea:  I’m going down to Orlando, Florida, to put Florida and their residents in their place. Florida claims to be part of the South but the true South consists of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama, and Mississippi. Florida is made up of mostly migrants from the North who moved to Florida to get better weather so most residents in Florida are transplants and wannabe Southerners. I’m going down to Florida to show them what people from Georgia are really about and I’m returning to Georgia with a win over Myra on my record.

Anthony:  Great! I have just one additional question that was the most asked by the viewers. They want to know, with your record being more losses than wins, why you are so positive going into Climax Control 311.

Bea:  I recently gave a presentation to students at Berkmar High School in Lilburn, Georgia. For the benefit of your viewers I’ll summarize what I told the students. Say you have  two options concerning ten wrestling matches with only the tenth match causing you to win the overall war and walk away the supreme winner. Option one is that you will get to win the first nine matches but when you have your tenth match, the Championship match, you have to lose. Option two is that you will get to lose the first nine matches but when you have your tenth match, the Championship match, you’ll win that match and the Championship. I was surprised that half the students chose option one and the other half chose option two.

Anthony:  I know which one you chose for yourself so please explain it to our viewers.

Bea:  I’m not like other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who complain about every loss they take then they turn around and take their mostly losing record and go to Management to demand shots at Championships. I go into every match and give one hundred percent for every match. If I win so be it. If I lose so be it. In the end I’ll get assigned to a Championship match and walk away as the newly crowned Champion. I don’t want to achieve a lot of wins that don’t provide a Championship only to get a shot at a Championship and lose. Again I state that I’m going to Florida to put Myra in her place. I promise you I’ll return to Georgia with the win.

Anthony:  Thanks for your time Bea. We’ll get together again soon.

Anthony’s connection to the broadcast of Bea’s comments is cut and now it is the local camera person broadcasting Bea’s comments for her upcoming match.

Bea:  Hi, Myra, how the hell are you feeling today? Considering the major beat down you took at the hands of Amber Ryan in your attempt to become Bombshell Champion I would say you still feel as crappy as you did when she beat the hell out of you during your match. I bet you’re wondering how I’m feeling today huh? Considering that in my match against Seleana Zdunich I took ninety percent LESS damage than you took against Amber I’m felling fantastic! Even if you healed fifty percent from the damage Amber put on you at Violent Conduct VII that still would put you forty percent behind me. Well, damn, screw you eh! I’m coming into this match at more than ninety percent and even if you healed fifty percent that would bring you up to sixty percent at best. The last time I did calculations something functioning at 90 percent or higher, going up against something functioning at sixty percent or lower, is going to be successful and win the battle. Have fun losing because I’m damn sure going to have fun defeating you in our match.

Bea lets out a sinister laugh.

Bea:  So, Myra, are you asking yourself why I’m laughing? Whether you’re asking or not I’m still going to tell you why I’m laughing. I’m driving down to Orlando, Florida, from my home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, in the Atlanta Metro area, and I’m going to kick your ass, beat you down hard, and walk away as the winner of our match. How do you think you’re going to feel losing our match in your home State? I guess the good part is that you’re going to lose in Orlando, instead of Miami, but still you’ll bring disgrace to the State of Florida.

Bea again lets out a sinister laugh.

Bea:  What’s that Myra? Are you watching my presentation and cursing me out and screaming threats at your screen? Ha ha ha! Nice try when you got your ass handed to you at Violent Conduct VII. Also, Myra, before you go public and spew forth more incorrect information, bullshit, and lies, allow me to inform the viewers of the facts. I come into our match at five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds. You come into our match at five feet six inches and one hundred thirty pounds. While you are likely to try to bullshit the viewers by stating you have the height and weight advantage over me I’ve already given them the truth. If you try to bullshit the viewers by trying to convince them that you’ve defeated me many times the truth is that we’ve never had a match against each other. I may not have as many wins in the wrestling ring as you do but I damn sure hold my own in every match and always give a hundred percent. I prefer to make opponents submit but I’ll take the pinfall or disqualification win when they come my way.

This time Bea lets out a laugh that goes beyond sinister to demonic.

WORTHLESS AND SCARED SHITLESS

Bea:  Well, Myra, what in the hell is going to come out of your mouth next other than more lies and bullshit? You can’t brag that you’ve obtained more Championships than I have as we both obtained one. You can’t brag that you’re so great in the wrestling ring when you got beat down extremely hard at Violent Conduct VII and could barely crawl out of the ring under your own power while I was able to walk away from my match instead of needing help to crawl away from the ring like you did. You’ve talked shit for so long and have yet to back it up that you’ve become the main joke of Sin City Wrestling. You’re able to talk a lot of shit but you’re not able to back up your shit talk. In fact, Myra, I see you you as so incompetent, inept, and worthless, that you could drink a gallon of laxative and still not be able to shit.

Bea’s evil laugh is really huge this time and it takes her some time to recover enough to make closing comments. Iris walks into camera view holding one of her favorite Sock Monkey stuffed chew toys in her mouth.

Bea:  Hi Iris. I see you have one of your Sock Monkey stuffed chew toys. Let me ask you a question Iris. If you were in my place in the match against Myra what would you do?

Iris starts to growl and snarl. She then shakes her head violently and the Sock Monkey is getting torn to pieces and stuffing is flying around the room. Once Iris has destroyed her Sock Monkey she sniffs it then lets out a loud snort before turning around and walking away.

Bea:  Nice one Iris. That’s exactly what I plan on doing to Myra in our match. Listen up Myra. I’m not coming into our match with only the intention to walk away with the win. I’m coming into this match to dominate you. I’m coming into this match to humiliate you. I’m coming into this match to beat you down and leave you in a heap like what happened to you at Violent Conduct VII. I don’t care if your feelings get hurt. I don’t care if your body gets hurt. I don’t care how much your cry about your loss to me. I’m walking away the winner of our match and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. Enjoy your freedom leading up to our match because my beat down of you and my win in the match takes away your freedom and places you in bondage. I would ask you not to cry when I defeat you in our match but I know you will anyway. If you do cry about your loss to me then I’ll start calling you Crya Rivers instead of Myra Rivers.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments. The camera person calls into the Network and the Network switches to regularly scheduled programming.

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Supercard Archives / Re: MALACHI v BULLDOG BILL BARNHART v CALEB STORMS - INTERNET FINALS

« on: September 08, 2021, 10:38:59 AM »

THIS MATCH CONSISTS OF TWO CHUMPS AND ONE CHAMP

Narrator:  I cannot divulge what Bill Barnhart will be talking about today but I can tell you he’s confident he will leave the match as Sin City Wrestling’s Internet Champion.

When the scene changes we see Bill Barnhart standing in front of the wrestling ring, located in the Sullivan Arena, and he is dressed in his trademark wrestling attire. Bill looks into the camera, with a huge grin on his face, while he strokes his goatee.

MY OPPONENTS CONSIST OF A COWARD AND A JOKE

Bill:  Malachi since you enjoyed running away from me during our match at Climax Control 310, by exiting the ring and trying to run into the stands to hide, I’ll have no problem throwing your pathetic scrawny ass out of the ring and into the stands so I can turn around and beat the crap out of Caleb Storms for the win while you’re looking for a place to hide again. I know you’ll try to convince everyone that I’m not going to be able to do that but your attempt at deceiving people will fail. Everyone saw how I dominated you at Climax Control 310 and our upcoming match will be an even higher level of domination by me over you. Oh what’s that you said? Did you forget already? You tried to use a bullshit excuse why you ran out of the ring and tried to hide in the stands. Your version of what happened is that you were so busy beating me down that you forgot where you were which allowed you to get counted out of the match. Nice try but that crap doesn’t work when the truth is known. You didn’t get distracted during the match. Even if you did allow yourself to get distracted I’m telling you  that for any wrestler to allow themselves to be distracted during a match is beyond my level of understanding. You never allow yourself to get distracted during a match. The truth about what happened is that you were tired of me beating you down so you ran out of the ring and tried to hide in the stands. I tried dragging you back to the ring but you were able to struggle just enough to allow the Referee to teach a ten count on both of us. When I start beating the hell out of you and Caleb you may wish to run away from this match, as you did our last match, so that you don’t suffer serious and permanent damage at my hands. The choice is yours whether you save yourself from harm or you allow me to seriously hurt you.

Bill laughs while stroking his goatee.

Bill:  Har har har!!! Caleb the winner of our match is not the wrestler who talks the most smack talk. The winner of our match is not a coward who runs away from the match to try to hide in the stands. The winner of our match will not be the wrestler who makes the most mistakes. The winner of our match, ME, is the first wrestler to get a pinfall or submission on one of the other wrestlers in the match. Caleb after I eliminate Malachi from the ring I could easily pin you for the win. However since this is a show titled Violent Conduct VII it will be more appropriate for me to make you submit using my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammer Lock submission hold.  Oh, yeah, I could apply my patented sleeper hold but that allows you to go to sleep slowly. With the Barnhart Shoulder Breaker the pain and suffering you experience is immediate. Then again I may surprise you with some other form of punishing submission hold just to shock you more than with other submission holds I use. Be ready for anything because I have more to beat you down with than you could ever imagine. Good thing you’re a Metalhead and enjoy Headbanging because I plan on banging your head all over the ring and when I get done bashing your head you will wish your head was made of metal so the blows I inflict wouldn’t hurt as much.

Bill informs the camera person that he will make closing comments then this presentation will be over.

Bill:  Caleb. . .Malachi. . .I feel when I walk into our match that I’m walking into an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Malachi I see you as Patrick Star as you also are mentally deficient as Patrick is. Just having Spongebob walk up to him and greet him GOOD MORNING causes Patrick’s brain to explode with confusion. As with Patrick Star when anything comes along that makes him have to use his brain and think his brain has a melt-down after a few seconds. That is the most fitting description of you Malachi. As for you, Caleb, you remind me of Squidward. Why? Just as Squidward honestly believes he is one of the best Clarinet players, and artists, in the world, in reality he sucks at both those things. But, Caleb, I have to give you a bit of credit where I’m unable to give that type of credit to Malachi. Unlike Malachi who couldn’t deal with me in the ring so he had to run and hide in the stands you do know how to wrestle. The problem is that you tend to make many mistakes during matches and that has cost you much in the way of fan support and your standing in the rankings. When I get done beating you two down and I walk away as Sin City Wrestling’s Internet Champion, you two can have fun starting at the bottom of the success ladder, having matches against each other so that possibly, some day, you might be able to honestly work your way up into contention again. Don’t take my words lightly as I’m coming into this match to destroy you two.

Bill is finished with his closing comments and the camera person calls into the Network and the camera feed is cut and the screen goes dark.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v SELEANA ZDUNICH

« on: September 08, 2021, 10:37:25 AM »

I’M MOVING UP IN THE RANKINGS WHILE SELEANA IS MOVING DOWN

Narrator:  I had a talk with Bea and I can tell you how positive she is that she will defeat Seleana Zdnuich at Violent Conduct VII. Seleana needs to be at 100 percent because if she comes to the match at 99 percent or less the match will be over quickly with Bea’s hand raised in victory.

The scene switches to a broadcast studio where we see Bea Barnhart standing in front of a graphic on the wall. Although she’s performing on the Violent Conduct VII event as a wrestler she is casually dressed today in light colored blue jeans, a white blouse, and white athletic shoes.

MOVING UP WHILE SELEANA WILL BE MOVING DOWN

Bea:  Thanks for joining me today. I’m in the broadcast studio located inside the Sullivan Arena. On the wall you see a graphic and I’m here to explain the graphic and how it relates to me, Seleana, and other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea picks up a pointer and walks over to the graphic on the wall.

Bea:  At the bottom of the graphic you see people who are classified as poor, weak, peasants, the working class, who try to improve their status in life as they struggle to rise from the bottom to the top. At the top you see people who are classified as rich, powerful, and business owners. In the middle you see people who were once at the bottom who are making their way to the top and others who were once at the top and are now falling on their way down to the bottom. You already know where I’m going with this. Yes I’m in the middle of the chart moving my way to up to the top. Seleana is also in the middle of the chart but she’s on her way down to the bottom.

Bea pauses her comments for a moment.

Bea:  If I could see the faces of the viewers, especially your face Seleana, I’m sure I’d see confused people. Not a problem. I’m here to enlighten and un-confuse you. Most people start at the bottom of the success ladder and desperately try to work their way up to the top. They have to fight hard to move up but the fight is worth it. . .if they make it. Those at the top, who never had to fight to get to the top since they were born into rich families that owned businesses, money, and homes where people live, are seen taking a fall from the top. Their problem is that they never had to fight for what they have. Their rich family just handed them stuff they never had to work for so they didn’t appreciate it. Damn hard to appreciate something you never had to work hard to achieve.

Bea moves her pointer from the top of the chart to the bottom to indicate the fall of the privileged few who had everything handed to them without having to work for it and now they fall because of lack of appreciation. Bea winks into the camera.

Bea:  Seleana why am I telling you this information? It is extremely easy to understand if you had a brain that worked. I started out on the bottom here in Sin City Wrestling. I didn’t come from a wrestling family that has been in the sport of wrestling for generations. I came from a humble beginning in the Philippines and only started my wrestling career a year and a half ago. I started out down at the bottom and today I place myself at the halfway point up to the top of the success chart. From what I’ve heard you got too much help in your wrestling career and got pushed to the top too quickly. Now you’re falling to the bottom because you didn’t have to work hard to obtain what you had and you appear to be having a difficult time understanding your fall. However once a person who never had to work hard to get to the top, or near the top, unless they work hard to retain what they have they start dropping down in status. Yes, Seleana, that’s what happened to you.

Bea pauses her comments to give a shocked look into the camera.

Bea:  The reason I gave that shocked look into the camera is because you remind me of all the mean girls I had to deal with growing up. You’re exactly like them. What they did was get in my face, hurl stupid and moronic insults, then act tough by calling me out and demanding I meet them under the bleachers at the school to fight them. When I showed up at the bleachers it was the same story over and over and over again. I would show up by myself and the moronic mean girl, who could talk shit but not back it up herself, would have a half dozen of her friends by her side so she could have them help her beat me down. I called her out for being the coward due to having to have six of her friends standing by her side because she knew she couldn’t take me on, one-on-one, and defeat me. I heard every ignorant threat and challenge in the book. I laughed at how pathetic she and her friends were. She, and everyone else, knew that if we could have had a one-on-one fight she would lose big time. That’s exactly what you are Seleana. You talk shit but you seem to be afraid to take me on, one-on-one, and prove that to the world that you can do it. I’m aware that you have friends and family standing by in case you need help in defeating me in our match. You can do that if you want to prove to the world that me calling you out as a coward was the truth. If anyone approaches the ring to try to help you screw me out of my win you, and those perpetrating the interference, will be dealt with harshly. You have been warned so if you still want to play the role of the stupid moronic mean girl then please go for it.

Bea gives a serious look into the camera.

Bea: Well, Seleana, I now have to drag you into the Bea Barnhart School of Hard Knocks and blow away your attitude where you think you’re better than everyone else. While you have low-mentality people out there who buy into your bragging you have people like me who research information being presented to see if it is true of if it is bullshit. I see it like this Seleana. You try to get everyone to believe you’re the best wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and that you cannot be defeated. Well you did hold two championships, that I know of, so I’ll discuss those so that people who believed your lies will now believe the truth.

Bea holds up one finger into the camera.

Bea:  Your first Championship in Sin City Wrestling, that I was able to find, was the World Bombshell Championship. You defeated Alicia Lukas on February 24, 2019, and then you lost the World Bombshell Championship back to Alicia Lukas a mere two weeks later. What the f***

Bea now holds up two fingers into the camera.

Bea:  Then I found that you obtained your second Championship in Sin City Wrestling, which was the Roulette Championship, when you defeated Violet Amelia Holt on June 21, 2020, then you lost it to Johanna Krieger about three months later. I’ll give you credit for holding the Roulette Championship for three months but the fact remains it was a short run.

Bea now makes a zero sign with hand.

Bea:  Seleana you’re quickly dropping from the top of the success chart while I’m quickly rising in success. The reason you’re falling down the success chart is because people gave you the push when you didn’t earn it and didn’t deserve it. Recently you’ve been quickly dropping in fan support, and in performance in the ring, and you’re on your way down to the bottom. On my side I’ve continued to improve my wrestling abilities and I went from the bottom of the chart to the midpoint and my defeat of you in our upcoming match will send me to the top. Although we’re meeting in the middle of the success chart for this upcoming match, where Management wants to see which one of us has what it takes to get the push to the top, and which one of us gets kicked down to the bottom, remember that while I’m on my way up the ladder of success you’re dropping down the ladder of success toward the bottom. Have an enjoyable, and incredibly fast, slide to oblivion, Seleana, because I’m damn sure enjoying my climb to stardom.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments and the camera person calls into the Network and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming.

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Supercard Archives / Re: MALACHI v BULLDOG BILL BARNHART v CALEB STORMS - INTERNET FINALS

« on: September 01, 2021, 12:43:11 PM »

I WILL BE SIN CITY WRESTLING’S NEXT INTERNET CHAMPION

Narrator:  I spoke with Bill Barnhart before coming on camera and I am here to tell you Bill is so positive he is going to defeat Malachi and Caleb Storms that he said even if he didn’t show up for the match he would still defeat them both. I have no doubt Bill will be the next Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion.

We are taken to a shot of Bill Barnhart in what appears to be the lobby of the hotel near the Sullivan Arena where he and Bea are staying. Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans, black athletic shoes, and black pullover shirt. Bill looks into the camera to begin his comments concerning his Internet Championship match at Violent Conduct VII.

MALACHI THE COWARD

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today. I’ll explain why I’m going to be crowned as Sin City Wrestling’s Internet Champion at Violent Conduct VII. Malachi I’ll start with you since my comments concerning you will be short because you suck. Our first match against each other wasn’t a one-on-one match. It was a Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 273. I was kicking your pathetic ass from ring post to ring post and then you managed to tag Bella into the match and she was able to get the win over my tag team partner Bea. You were lucky to be able to get out of the ring against me or we would have won. Our second match was recently at Climax Control 310. It was the semi-final match in the Internet Championship Tournament and the winner of our match would advance to vie for the Internet Championship at Violent Conduct VII. I had you backpedaling, and running away from me, so damn much during the match that I heard people who were trying to keep score on their calculators of how many times you ran away from me that their calculators exploded as the numbers were too high for their calculators to handle. And what the hell did you do during our match at Climax Control 310? You got tired of me beating you down so you ran out of the ring and tried to hide in the stands. I dragged your sorry ass back toward the ring to toss you into the ring so I could legally defeat you and you managed to cry and whine and throw tantrums to the point where we both got counted out of the match for a Draw. At Violent Conduct VII me and you and Caleb fight it out to see who is the next Internet Champion. You’re damn sure not a factor in this match except to be less annoying than a mosquito. Your ass is mine and if I hurt you for the win, to the point you retire from wrestling, so be it.

Bill lets out a loud laugh.

CALEB STORMS WHO ONCE WAS  GREAT BUT IS NO MORE

Bill:  Now I address you Caleb. Unlike my overwhelming disgust for Malachi I have a little respect remaining for you and what you’ve accomplished in the sport of wrestling. For the benefit of the fans I’ll go over our previous matches to let everyone know what happened. Our first match was a Rock and Street Fight Roulette Rules match, at Climax Control 247, which I won when I pinned you. Damn shame on you that you were, at that time, the epitome of what Roulette Rules wrestling was about but you got your ass handed to you by me when I defeated you in a Roulette Rules match. Our second match was at Climax Control 284 where you defeated me by pinfall. Our third match was at Climax Control 253 which you again won by pinfall. Our fourth match against each other was at Climax Control 297 and for a third time you won by pinfall.

Bill claps his hands slowly in what can be interpreted as a sarcastic applause for the wrestling abilities of Caleb Storms.

Bill:  Caleb do you think I’m upset because you defeated me in three out of four matches? Nope! Do those three losses against one win cause me to have doubts going into our match at Violent Conduct VII? Nope! Am I absolutely positive I’m leaving our match as the newly crowned Internet Champion? Yep! Okay so you’re asking yourself how in the world I can be that positive when I’m 1-3 against you? Easy! While I’ve been improving, and Management has taken notice of me and what I’ve accomplished in the ring, they’ve been looking the other way when you walk toward them because you’ve been failing. When all you do is run around demanding matches, especially when you demand Championship matches, without having earned your shot, what you have is a situation where they send you out to get your ass kicked and lose. Do you think our match for Violent Conduct VII is any different Caleb? This match should have been just me and you but Malachi, the chicken shit, had to run away from my match at Climax Control 310 and try to hide in the stands. Malachi is nothing in this match. You know what I’m capable of Caleb. You know I can defeat you and hurt you enough to put you out of wrestling for some time. The winner of our match is the wrestler who can get a pinfall or submission on one of the opponents in the match. That’s so easy for me to do I can do it with one arm tied behind my back while wearing a blindfold. You want to know something Caleb? I want you to come into our match at Violent Conduct VII so over-confident that you’ll make more mistakes than you usually do during your matches. You THINK you can win Caleb but I KNOW I’ll win. Yes I really am that confident about this match.

Bill lets out a loud snorting laugh.

Bill:  Our match at Violent Conduct VII will be epic due to the fact that I have more wrestling ability and talent than both of you combined. Malachi the only thing you have more of is the cowardly yellow streak that runs down your back. You do possess wrestling abilities but what you possess is half of what Caleb possesses and about one-fourth what I possess. And for you Caleb I know I’m more talented than you and I plan on dominating you for the win in our match. I don’t want any type of wimpy win over you and Malachi. I want my win to be so overwhelming that everyone will be in awe. Think you two can stop me? Why don’t you ask the residents of New Orleans if they were able to stop Hurricane Ida. With that mental image in your minds I hope you two have a nice life leading up to our match at Violent Conduct VII because when I get done beating you two out of the sport of wrestling you will have a not-so-nice life any longer.

Bill gives the CUT sign to the camera person and they call into the Network and the Network switches back to regularly scheduled programming.

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Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v SELEANA ZDUNICH

« on: September 01, 2021, 12:26:41 PM »

THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart is ready for her match against Seleana Zdunich at Violent Conduct VII. Bea knows she and Seleana are in this match to prove who should be bumped up in the rankings and who should drop down in the rankings and and have to work their way back up again.

When the scene switches we get a shot of Bea Barnhart in her hotel room near the Sullivan Arena in Anchorage, Alaska. Her husband, Bill Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, are not seen so we make the assumption they are out and about so they don’t interfere with her presentation for her match. The camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting and she jumps into her comments.

THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM

Bea:  Seleana we have a match at Violent Conduct VII where the winner moves up in the rankings and the loser drops down in the rankings to work their way back up again.

Bea holds one finger up.

Bea:  Seleana please allow me to give the viewers the history between us. Our first match was on March 1, 2020, at Climax Control 261. That was my fifth match as a wrestler so I was a raw green rookie at that time. You won that match by pinfall which was pretty much expected as I was a rookie going up against a seasoned veteran. However I gave you a tough time and I know you realized that one day I would surpass you in the rankings.

Bea holds up two fingers this time.

Bea:  The second match we had was on November 8, 2020, at Climax Control 285. You won that match, also by pinfall, but I gave you a hell of a fight due to having gained more experience going into that match. Everyone, especially you Seleana, need to remember I started my wrestling career on January 5, 2020, and our match on March 1, 2020, was only my fifth match in the sport of wrestling. Our second match came on November 8, 2020, and that was nine months after I started my career in the wrestling ring. But you also have to remember that was my twentieth match in the ring. Yes I had a hell of a lot more experience on November 8, 2020, than I did on March 1, 2020, but at that time you still had more experience and you were able to win that match also.

Bea holds three fingers up this time.

Bea:  The saying goes THE THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM and I’ll prove this saying to be true when I defeat you and move up in the rankings while you’re sent down the greased slide to the bottom of the rankings where you hope you can climb your way back up to a respectable ranking position and into contention once again. Doubt me if you want to but when our match is over and my hand is raised in victory you’ll become a believer in me.

PRIOR HISTORY DOESN’T ENSURE A VICTORY

Bea:  I know what you’re thinking Seleana. You think because you defeated me twice that you can do it again. Yeah a lot of wrestlers have tried to use that logic and it failed them. Not sure why you think it will not fail you when it failed all the other wrestlers who tried to manipulate how fate works. You’re welcome to take me lightly if you want. You’re welcome to be over-confident and lose the match if you want. You’re welcome to take a dive down the ladder of disgrace while I gracefully climb the ladder of success and rise up in the rankings. Just be sure you go into this match believing you’ll be the loser because I’m coming into our match knowing I’m going to be the winner.

Bea snaps her fingers in front of the camera.

SAME AS OTHER WRESTLERS BUT DIFFERENT

Bea:  Did you hear that SNAP Seleana? That was the snap of my fingers toward the camera to snap you out of your fantasy world. However during our match when you hear snaps it will likely be your fingers breaking, or me pulling a maneuver or hold on you that might snap your arm or leg. No I’m not coming into our match to hurt you but if you take the match to that level I’ll not hesitate to inflict major damage. With that out of the way there’s something else I want to say. I want you to understand where I’m coming from compared to the majority of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. I get disrespected all the time by the other wrestlers but I know that’s a result of them being jealous of me. They know I’m improving in my wrestling while they are declining in their wrestling. They know they cannot take me on and defeat me. So their only means of attack is to try to discredit me to attempt to take away the negative attention they’re getting from the fans and other wrestlers. You all can be like that if you want because I understand jealousy is an evil task master and if you want to be under control of jealousy I can’t talk you out of it. Nice to know I have so many jealous followers.

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  Here’s an example of what other wrestlers do to try to discredit me. They don’t like the fact that I deliver facts, truth, and honesty, while they spew forth false information, lies, and bullshit. Want to know something? I don’t normally get in front of the camera and talk about basic shit that happens in my life. I don’t talk to people and try to get them to know who my extended family consists of. All I need to tell people is that Bill Barnhart is my husband and Iris is our English Bulldog and we live in Lawrenceville, Georgia. If I wasted half my air time talking nonsense then that makes me a nonsense person. I am now, and will always be, a no-nonsense person. Yes, occasionally, I’ll take the viewers back to a time when I had to deal with a situation that is similar to the one I’m getting from my current opponent. However when I do that it isn’t done to bore you to tears with nonsense information like the majority of wrestlers do. My intent is to show everyone how I dealt with a difficult situation back then and how dealing with that situation allows me to deal with the current match at hand. Now if the style of my presentation doesn’t meet your so-called way of doing things then you can f*** the hell off, shut your damn mouth, then turn around and walk away, keeping silent as you walk away.

Bea informs the camera person that she will make her final comments then they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Seleana you can come into our match with a huge attitude, tons of arrogance, and a smart mouth, but when I soundly defeat you in our match you will leave the ring with no attitude, no arrogance, and a bloody mouth. I’m not taking crap from anyone again and you’ll be the recipient of my not taking crap any longer. You need to remember that your past experience against a wrestler is not a guarantee of a victory. See you at Violent Conduct VII.

After Bea has delivered her final comments the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / MAL WHAT? MAL WHO?

« on: August 27, 2021, 09:29:06 AM »

MAL WHAT? MAL WHO?

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is fired up going into the semi-final round of the Internet Championship Tournament. This time he faces Malachi O’Connell and Bill is predicting a quick and easy victory.

The scene changes and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart relaxing in the venue where the World’s Fair was held in 1962. Bill and Bea are sitting at a table that has a large umbrella to cast shade and both are eating a nice lunch while they watch people walking through the venue. When the camera person informs the two they are live broadcasting they are about to start start their comments when Bill’s cell phone rings.

Bill:  Excuse me for a moment. This is my neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Andrew I don’t have much time to talk as I’m just starting my comments on my upcoming match against Malachi in the Internet Championship Tournament, so we need to make this call short. How are you and Rebecca doing in Lawrenceville, Georgia?

Andrew:  We’re fine bur the weather is hot and humid and it has been raining off and on for two weeks. Where are you now?

Bill:  We’re in Seattle, Washington. Sin City Wrestling’s Climax Control 310 is being held here. The weather is nice considering we are in Seattle. Right now we’re relaxing at the venue where the World’s Fair was held in 1962.

Andrew:  Seriously! I was at the World’s Fair in Seattle in 1962 when I was 8 years old. I remember a lot of the exhibits and rides from back then. Enjoy your stay in Seattle and I wish you the best of luck in your match against Malachi.

Bill:  Watch the event so you can see me make easy work of Malachi. Sorry to rush off but I have a certain amount of air time and I have to use it wisely so I don’t come up short.

Bill and Andrew end their call. Bill and Bea eat more of their food before presenting comments for Bill’s match against Malachi.

Bill:  Thanks for tuning in for my comments concerning my match against Malachi at Climax Control 310. This is a semi-final round match to see which of us advances to the final match to determine who becomes the next Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion. We all know I’m gonna win it all and walk away as the Internet Champion so my match against Malachi is going to be a squash with me doing the squashing and him being the one squashed. Before I go further with my comments on my upcoming match I want Bea to comment on her match against Roxi Johnson last week and on my upcoming match at Climax Control 310 against Malachi.

Bea:  As Bill’s Manager I’ll be in his corner to ensure there’s no interference or other crap coming from the side of Malachi O’Connell. If you need to come into this match against Bill and cheat, or have interference, then don’t even show up. With that out of the way let me comment on my match against Roxi Johnson at Climax Control 309. Roxi you and everyone else saw that I held my own in our match. I immediately took advantage of you and had you backpedaling and looking for an escape. In the end you managed to set off your four confetti cannons before I could and you legally won the match. I thank you for the opportunity to face you, a very accomplished superstar, and I applaud you on your win. That match means a lot to me and in every match I improve.

Bill:  You shouldn’t feel bad losing to a great wrestler like Roxi. Your time will come when you win the major championships in Sin City Wrestling. Just watch me as I easily defeat Malachi and move on to the finals in the Internet Championship Tournament. Then at that event I’ll prove everyone wrong when I win the Internet Championship. Bea would you give the comparison between myself and Malachi for the viewers?

Bea:  Gladly. Bill comes into this match at six feet four inches and two hundred forty pounds. Malachi comes into this match at five feet ten inches and one hundred eighty pounds. Malachi you’re giving up six inches in height and sixty pounds of weight to Bill. Sorry to inform you but having those two negatives working against you means you’ll lose to Bill so quickly you won’t even remember losing.

Bill and Bea stop talking for a time to watch some people doing stunts while on bikes, skates, and skateboards. When the people pass by and are off in the distance the two return to the camera.

Bill:  Malachi I need to ask you a question. Now I fully understand that with your limited mental capacity any question, even someone asking you how you are doing today, might cause you a brain melt-down since you’re not capable of processing the data but I’ll try anyway. Have you heard of the term FLAPDOODLE? Oh shit! I think I just used a word that caused your brain to have a melt-down. Sorry, Malachi, but I had to ask because it pertains to you. The term FLAPDOODLE is a slang term meaning NONSENSE which also means WORTHLESS and PATHETIC. Hmmm, nonsense, worthless, and pathetic. Three words that describe you perfectly. While you come into our match like a wet noodle I come into our match like a battering ram on amphetamines. You may think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread but I’m in this match to fry your bread and send you home as a loser. Think you can stop me from winning our match? Try. Go ahead and try. No matter what you do you’ll fail.

Bea:  Malachi I can predict what you and your family and friends are going to say. They’ll claim the only reason I’m in Bill’s corner for his match is that I’ll try to cheat and interfere in the match to benefit him. I guess you’re blind. I do not interfere in matches. I don’t cause distractions. I don’t hire interference for the benefit of Bill. What I do as his manager is to ensure that his opponents don’t cause distractions, don’t hire interference, and don’t cause problems to get a cheap win for Bill’s opponent. Malachi if anyone associated with you tries that crap nobody is going to hold me and Bill accountable for the damage we inflict upon you.

Bill and Bea take a break from their comments to finish their food and drinks.

Bill:  Oh, Malachi, I see how you tout yourself as the next best thing in the sport of wrestling. Although to most people that sounds great you have to analyze the statement. Saying that you’re the next best thing in wrestling means you admit you’re not the best thing in wrestling at this time. Me, on the other hand, can boldly and honestly state that I’m the best thing in wrestling and I’m going to be the next Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion after I defeat you and then defeat my opponent in the finals of the Internet Championship Tournament.

Bill laughs loudly then continues with his comments.

Bill:  Malachi you’re probably sitting around thinking hard of how you can portray yourself as anything other than a failure. Good luck with that attempt. From what I’ve seen of you it appears that you run trying to claim that you are some sort of malware that is designed to affect how computers and their programs work. You seem to think you in the sport of wrestling work as malware that affects the performance of your opponents. Think again punk. While you may think you are malware designed to make me malfunction in our match the opposite is true. You don’t seem to understand that I am what they call in the IT world as Anti-Malware. Just as with a computer where someone places malware on your computer to make it malfunction so our computers have anti-malware software installed to detect, block, disable, and destroy, the malware from doing the purpose it was intended to do. Yes, Malachi, no matter what you bring to our match, no matter what moves and holds you attempt you will see that I am the anti-malware to your malware. Boom! Zap! You are stopped and no longer in the Internet Championship hunt.

Bill and Bea give a HIGH FIVE then Bill continues with his comments.

Bill:  Malachi you need to remember how you got to this second round of the Internet Championship Tournament. You faced off against one of the biggest jobbers in the sport of wrestling, both in size and the number of matches he’s required to lose, in The Troll. Defeating that obese guy is nothing for you to brag about. If you want to claim your victory over a wrestler who gets paid to lose then you are mentally ill beyond even what I imagined. Yes I recently also defeated The Troll but I did it amazingly and powerfully unlike how weakly you got the win over The Troll. How? I not only beat his fat ass all over the ring I ended the match by picking his lard ass up over my head and pressing him him up and down, like you do with weights, before letting him down and applying my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammer Lock for the submission. I got here by defeating Agostino Romano who is not a jobber and never has been. Agostino is also ten times the wrestler you are. What does that tell you Malachi? It tells you that when you got assigned to this match with me you were assigned your demise. For darn sure having this upcoming event titled the GOING HOME SHOW is perfect as you’re going home as the loser of our match. Har har har!!!

Bea gives the cut sign to the camera person to state their comments for this broadcast is done. The camera person cuts their camera feed and the screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / THIS IS GOING TO BE A ROCKY MATCH FOR ROXI

« on: August 19, 2021, 09:50:05 AM »

THIS IS GOING TO BE A ROCKY MATCH FOR ROXI

Narrator:  Bea has captured the attention of Management, and the attention of Candy, and Bea has a match against the very accomplished Roxi Johnson at Climax Control 309. It is called a Four Corner Confetti Match and the winner is the first wrestler to set off all four of their confetti cannons. Bea told me she is fired up and excited about facing off against Roxi Johnson. With my opening comments out of the way I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

PREPARING FOR THE MATCH

The scene changes and we see Bea Barnhart at a gym but we don’t know the location. Bea is inside a wrestling ring sparring with various opponents. After watching her for a few minutes Bea glances over to see the camera person focused on her so she ends her sparring session. Bea exits the ring and stands on the arena floor in front of the ring drying off with a towel while looking into the camera. Bea places a bottle of water on the ring apron.

Bea:  Nice try to get a lot of video of my sparring for my upcoming match with Roxi Johnson but you only got a few minutes. Did Roxi and her friends send you here to spy on me to try to see what special holds and maneuvers I might bring to the match? You got to see a little bit of the end of my sparring session but you didn’t see what I did prior to the camera focusing on me. Wrestlers have to keep some of what we do out of range of prying eyes so there remains the element of surprise when we execute moves and holds, which opponents are not expecting us to execute, during our real match.

Bea picks up the bottle of water, opens it, and drinks a bit of water, before replacing the cap and returning the bottle of water to the ring apron. Bea grabs the towel to wipe off a bit more.

COMPARISON

Bea:  The first thing I wish to present is my comparison of myself and Roxi. I come into this match at five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds. I’m a Technical wrestler but I’m able to mix it up if my opponent wants to brawl or go hardcore. Roxi you come into our match at five feet six inches and one hundred thirty-two pounds and you’re listed as a High Flyer who enjoys a fight and often tries to go for the submission. Since you have only one inch of height and two pounds of weight over me I call this match even.

Bea again picks up the bottle of water and takes a drink then returns the bottle of water to the ring apron.

Bea:  The only so-called perceived advantage for you, Roxi, would be the fact that you’ve held Championships numerous times. That’s a good accomplishment and I can’t take away from you the fact that you’ve been a Champion on several occasions. But just because someone has held championships before doesn’t mean they’re going to come into a match against me and win. No way in hell that’s gonna happen! I’m in this match to win and you need to understand that so that you won’t leave the match with a loss and cry about it.

Bea picks up the bottle of water and finishes it off. She returns the cap to the bottle then launches the bottle toward a trash can that is about ten feet away and the bottle lands neatly in the trash can.

Bea:  Roxi we do not have a history of facing off against each other in the wrestling ring. I understand why that is. It is because at the time I started working as a wrestler on the Roster I was a green newbie and you were at the top of the success ladder in Sin City Wrestling. To have a newbie, who hasn’t proven themselves ye, go up against one of the top superstars isn’t something most wrestling federations do. Management gave me matches against other newbies, then they transitioned me into facing middle-card wrestlers, and then they moved me up to give me several Championship qualifier matches and Championship shots. I appreciate all that has been done for me by Bill and his friends training me and for Management seeing my potential. If you think because we don’t have a history in the ring  that means it equates into you having the advantage in our match, or you think I’m intimidated, you’re wrong. In my life, and my wrestling career, I’ve never let anyone intimidate me. Even if you manage to win this match on Sunday I’ll still respect you and your accomplishments but never will I become intimidated. Yes I know you’re a multiple Champion in Sin City Wrestling. Although that might intimidate others I simply see it as another challenge thrown my way and another opportunity for me to prove myself to Management, the other wrestlers on the Roster, and the fans.

FOUR CORNERS CONFETTI MATCH

Bea:  Roxi the official description of our match, as listed on the Climax Control 309 Card, is the first wrestler to set off all four of their confetti cannons wins! With the classification of the match being a Four Corners Confetti Match, and it states “set off all four of their confetti cannons” for the win, I expect each of us will have a cannon set up in each of the four corners. It is a simple matter of out-maneuvering your opponent and setting off your confetti cannons before your opponent does. Now, Roxi, if you’re thinking it might be amusing for you to run into the corners and set my cannons off in an attempt to prevent me from setting off my own cannons I would expect, since my four confetti cannons were deliberately set off by you, that will equate into a win for me since my four confetti cannons were set off before yours were and that is classified as cheating and violating the rules of the match for you to set mine off. So if you were thinking of trying that. . .don’t do it. . .as I don’t want you crying that you handed a win to me. When I win I want it due to my efforts in the ring and not yours. Thanks for stopping by the gym so I could air some comments. I’ll be presenting more comments later from our hotel room at our hotel near the Cross Insurance Arena.

The camera person ends their camera feed and the screen goes dark.

AT THE HOTEL ROOM OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART

RESEARCH

The scene opens and this time we see Bea Barnhart, her husband Bill Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in their hotel room at a hotel located near the Arena. The camera person motions they are live broadcasting.

Bea:  Roxi we’ve been relaxing in our hotel room watching replays of your many matches. You’re probably wondering why we’re doing that. That’s a good question and I’ll answer it. Although we are physically present at nearly every wrestling event with Sin City Wrestling you can’t observe every moment of every match. That means you need to sit back and watch all the matches you can of the wrestler, or wrestlers, you are facing. That way you can run the match, stop it, and go into slow-motion mode, as you might pick up on something critical to you winning your match.

Bill:  Here’s an example. There used to be a wrestler in a Federation that was headquartered out of the State of Georgia. His signature move, which often led to a win over his opponents, consisted of wearing down his opponent then hitting them in the head with his elbow. I’m not able to give you the name of the wrestler, or what he called this maneuver, as they are not associated with the Federation we’re in. That means I will not mention another Federation’s name or the wrestler’s name. One of the wrestlers who was on the receiving end of this maneuver, and who lost numerous matches to this wrestler and his move, watched hundreds of hours of this wrestler’s matches. What he found out is that in every case. . .did you get that. . .in every case just before this wrestler was about to execute this maneuver, he would lick his lips. Yes you heard me correctly. He would lick his lips then execute the maneuver. After hundreds of hours of watching the wrestler viewing the matches it became clear to him that the wrestler he was observing always licked his lips before executing the maneuver without fail. The next time he was in the ring against this wrestler he was able to see the lip licking thing by his opponent and he rushed him before his opponent could get the elbow move to the head executed. The wrestler involved was shocked that he lost the match and that his opponent was able to counter so he wasn’t able to execute his signature move. Later he found out what happened and he was shocked that he gave away his move with a simple lick of his lips every time. It was something his did without even realizing he was doing it. Why did I tell you this story? I’ll let Bea answer that.

Bea:  Roxi we’ve watched hours and hours of your matches. We’ve run them over and over. Some parts of the matches we did slow-motion to see if we could pick up something like in the story Bill just told. Although we were not able to find something as obvious as the lip licking of the wrestler in the story we were able to pick up on several quirks that, if I see you about to do one of those quirks, I’ll immediately know what comes next and counter it before you can execute it. So, Roxi, I’m sure you want to know if we found certain quirks, motions, where your eyes are looking a certain way or something else that will notify me that a certain move or hold is about to be attempted. Do you honestly think I’m going to tell you what we found so that you can make changes on something you didn’t even know you were doing? Nah! What we found stays with me in my mind and if I see any of the signs during the match I’ll take advantage of you and get the win. Now you can stress out until our match wondering what we found. Have fun with this.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea indicates she has a few more items to say as her closing comments. Bea asks the camera person for a zoomed in close-up shot of her face while she comments.

Bea:  Look at this face Roxi. This isn’t the face of a coward. This isn’t the face of someone who steps back from a challenge. This is the face of someone who is confident in what they can do in the wrestling ring. This is the face of someone who has come a long way from her rookie match, which was her first match in Sin City Wrestling, at Climax Control 256 on January 5, 2020. Yes I’ve come a hell of a long way Roxi. I hold my own in the wrestling ring. I accept any type of match Management assigns me to. I never back down from anyone. Maybe you wish to take me lightly and that’s your decision to make. I’m planning on leaving our match with my hand raised in victory which will catapult me to the top of the rankings. Yes, Roxi, I really am that confident of myself!

Bill:  That’s my girl! I’m proud of you Bea. Go into the match and give it all you’ve got and exit the match as the winner.

Bea:  Damn right I will!!!

Bea asks the camera person to end the broadcast and they do and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / A CANDYLAND MATCH? THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

« on: August 12, 2021, 08:32:56 AM »

A CANDYLAND MATCH? THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

Narrator:  A Candyland Match? Bill Barnhart against Agostino Romano? Yes you heard correctly. This match is a First Round match for the Internet Championship and the winner moves up in the Tournament to keep winning and get a shot at the Internet Championship. We already know Bill is going to win this Tournament match, and all the others he will be assigned to, and when he faces off for the Internet Championship he will win that match and be crowned the next Sin City Wrestling Internet Championship.

AT THE HOME OF ANDY AND REBECCA EIDE IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

The scene comes into focus as we see Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in the backyard of their neighbors Andy and Rebecca Eide.

Bill:  Wow! Your new backyard fence looks great!

Andy:  We had to replace it because someone, or something, came through our yard three weeks ago and broke the gate on the back part of the fence and they also broke the gate leading out of the backyard to go into the front yard of the house. Since the fence was old, most likely it was the original fence from when this housing development was built in 1991, we had to replace it as it was worn down and not worth the time and money to try to repair several portions of it.

Bill:  Who did you get to install your new fence?

Andy:  Our neighbor Edgar does many things and carpentry is one of them. I purchased the fencing material from Home Depot and Edgar and his wife Nellie installed the fence. I’m amazed that in less than five days they had the entire job completed and that included removing the original fence posts which were imbedded in the ground in cement and placing the removed fencing material into the dumpster I rented.

Bill:  If you don’t mind me asking how much was the total cost?

Andy:  First I have to tell you I contacted two fencing companies and one gave me an estimate of $3,500 and the other was around $4,500. I purchased the fencing material at Home Depot for $1,100 and Edgar and Nelly asked for $1,500 for their labor so I saved a lot of money. The best part is they connected everything with screws instead of nails so the fencing should stay in place for a very long time.

Bill:  Do I know Edgar?

Andy:  He lives seven houses down from us. I figured you knew him as you are my neighbor and you must have seen him and Nellie mowing our yard and trimming out trees all the time. You didn’t know his name and that he is our neighbor? I’ll give you his phone number later.

Bill:  Yes I have seen them doing your lawn and trimming your trees and bushes but I never put it together that they were our neighbors. I know that now and I’m going to have my backyard fence replaced by Edgar and Nellie also.

Andy:  Before you go I need to tell you I received an e-mail from Heritage Property Management which is the company that manages our development for Huntington Landing Homeowners Association. They said over the past few weeks our development, and other housing developments near us, submitted reports to Gwinnett Police that they and their neighbors had their cars broken into and valuable items stolen. But since my neighbor on the other side of my house is one of the Officers of Huntington Landing Homeowners Association she gave me valuable information. Those cars reported to have been broken into were not locked at the time the people took items out of their vehicles. If you leave valuable items in your car but don’t lock your car then you’re also to blame. I just hope if anyone tries to get into our vehicles there would be enough movement to cause the car alarms to go off. Since our driveway is below our bedroom windows we would surely hear it and be able to run the criminals off and prevent a theft. On top of that my wife has surveillance devices facing our driveway from two angles so we would also have it on video to give to Gwinnett Police.

Bill:  That what I’m gonna do to Agostino Romano. I’m going to hear him trying to perpetrate a theft to try to win our match but I’ll stop him and run him off before he can make the steal. Remember to send me Edgar’s phone number so I can call him to install a new backyard fence.

Bill, Bea, and Iris, leave Andy and Rebecca’s yard and return to their home. Once they are in their home the cameraman sets up and Bill launches into his comments for his match against Agostino Romano.

AT THE BARNHART HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

Bill:  Thanks for joining me at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We’ll be flying to San Jose in the morning as that is where Climax Control 308 is being held. At that event I face Agostino Romano in an Internet Championship Tournament match, a Candyland Match, and the winner continues in the Tournament and the loser goes off to do something else. Before I launch into my comments for my match I want to give Bea time to comment on her match against Amber Ryan at Climax Control 307.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. For everyone watching, and especially for Amber Ryan, I want you to go back and look at my performance in that match. I admit I didn’t win, and I congratulate Amber for getting the win, but you need to focus on my performance. Why? You see that in every match I get better and stronger. I’m able to hold my own against anyone in Sin City Wrestling. I continue to perform at my best, and continually improve, and I could have easily walked away from my match with the win and a shot at the Bombshell Championship. But I’ll have to wait until my next opportunity arises. Again, Amber, congratulations on giving me a great match and congratulations on your win. And so everyone is informed ahead of time I’ll be at Bill’s match against Agostino Romano at Climax Control 308 as his Manager to ensure no interference happens to steal his win away from him. Thanks for giving me some of your air time to present my comments.

Bill:  Anything for you Bea. . .except for my coffee and chocolate and especially my chocolate coffee. . .ha ha ha. Now for my comments on my upcoming match against Agostino Romano. It is a Candyland Match where the ring will be made up like a playing board of the game Candyland. This should be a very amusing match and I know I’m gonna win.

Bill points to himself on that comment.

Bill:  Agostino Romano. If not for the fact that you occasionally stumble and actually manage to win a match, and you actually obtained a Championship, you’d be a total loser. But I give you credit that you have accomplished a few things but overall you’re as consistent as a pair of loose pants without a belt to hold them up.  But coming into our match you’re giving up seven inches in height and twenty-five pounds of weight to me. I’m damn sure going to use my height and weight advantage to quickly wear you down, bag you up, and throw you in the trash dumpster and I’ll move on in the Internet Championship Tournament while you return home and lick your wounds.

Barnhart stands up and makes a motion around his waist to show that without a belt to hold up your pants they will slip down to your feet.

Bill:  Agostino we have an amusing match. . .well it’ll be amusing for me but terrifying for you…and it is called a Candyland Match where the ring is made up in the design of a Candyland game board. When I saw what type of match we’re having, and that it was called a Candyland Match, I couldn’t help but look at your pathetic performance in the ring and figure with you involved in this match they could have easily have called this match a CANDY ASS match. Just so nobody takes that comment the wrong way I looked up the term CANDY ASS and the definitions came out as TIMID, SCARED, WEAK, and COWARDLY. Those are perfect descriptions of you Agostino.

Bill busts out in loud laughter before containing himself to continue with his comments.

Bill:  Agostino we’ve had only one match against each other but before you try to brag about what you did in that match please allow me to tell the viewers the truth. The match was at Climax Control 289, on January 10, 2021, and it was a Fatal Four Way where the winner was the wrestler who could slam someone through a table. Do you remember who got slammed through the table for the loss? Was it me? Was it Lincoln Daniels? Was it the other wrestler in that match? Hell no! It was YOU, Agostino, who got slammed through the table by Lincoln Daniels for the loss. Now that the truth is out in the open please do all you can to try to make out the facts of that match to be untrue. Go ahead. . .I dare you!

Bill again busts out in loud laughter but it takes him longer to recover from his laughing and return to commenting.

SOUL MAN. . .BILL MAN. . .

Bill:  I’m going to transition into what I classify as the entertainment, amusement, and informative portion of my comments. First I’ll play for you a well-known song by Sam & Dave titled SOUL MAN. Once you’ve heard the original I’ll give you my version of that song.

Bill clicks on the song, SOUL MAN, on the YouTube page and the original SOUL MAN by Same & Dave begins to play as the lyrics scroll on the screen for the viewers to see.

Comin' to you on a dusty road
Good lovin', I got a truck load
And when ya get it, huh, ya got some
So don't worry, 'cause I'm comin'

I'm a soul man, wow
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man, woah, heh
I'm a soul man
And that ain't all, huh

Got what I got the hard way
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey, don't you fret, huh
'Cause you ain't seen uh, nothin' yet

I'm a soul man, oh road
I'm a soul man, play it Steve
I'm a soul man, ha
I'm a soul man, oh

I was brought up on a side street, yes maam
I learned how to love before I could eat
I was educated from good stock
When I start lovin', oh I can't stop

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man, yeah
I'm a soul man, look

Grab a rope and I'll pull you in
Give you hope and be your only boyfriend
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah), uh

I'm talking about a
Soul man, I'm a
Soul man, and you
Soul man, aah
Soul man, hold on
Soul man, I'm a
Soul man, and you a
Soul man, and you're a
Soul man, hold on

The original version of SOUL MAN by Sam & Dave ends and Bill comments before presenting his version of the song.

Bill:  You’ve just heard the original SOUL MAN by Sam & Dave and now I present to you my version, which I’ll sing for you, titled BILL MAN.

Coming at you like I’m Dusty Rhodes
Good wrestling. . .I got a truck load
And when you get it, huh, you’re gonna get it
So don't worry, 'cause I'm comin'

I'm the Bill Man. . .wow
I'm the Bill Man
I'm the Bill Man. . .woah. . . heh
I'm the Bill Man
And that ain't all. . .huh

Got what I got the hard way
And I make it better each and every day
So y’all, don't you fret. . .huh
'Cause you ain't seen. . .nothin' yet

I'm the Bill Man. . .oh
I'm the Bill Man
I'm the Bill Man. . .ha
I'm the Bill Man. . .oh

I was brought up in the wrestling ring
I learned to wrestle before I could sing
I was educated from good stock
When I start wrestling. . .oh I can't stop

I'm the Bill Man
I'm the Bill Man
I'm the Bill Man. . .yeah
I'm the Bill Man. . .look

Grab a rope and I'll pull you in
Give you hope but I’ll get the win
Yeah. . .yeah. . .yeah. . .yeah. . .uh

I'm talking about a Bill Man. . .
I'm a Bill Man. . .
And you. . .ahhh
You’re not a Bill man. . .ahhh
Bill Man. . .hold on
Bill Man. . .
I'm a Bill Man. . .
You’re not a Bill Man
I'm a Bill Man. . .
You’re not a Bill Man
I’m a Bill Man. . .
You’re not a Bill Man. . .
Hold on!!!

Bill’s version of SOUL MAN titled BILL MAN ends and Bill returns to his comments.

THIS IS HOW IT’S GONNA BE

Bill:  Thanks for enjoying my version of SOUL MAN that I titled BILL MAN. Listen up Agostino. I’m warning you ahead of time what’s gonna happen to you in our match so that way you can’t use the lame excuse that you didn’t know ahead of time. It’s gonna be like this Romano. I’m gonna win. But I’m not just gonna win. I’m gonna hurt you in the process. I’m walking away from our match with a victory to win this first round of the Internet Championship Tournament and you’ll return to your dressing room a defeated pathetic worthless excuse of a wrestler. I know you’ll try to brag about being a two-time Internet Champion but let me set the record straight so the viewers know the truth. Yes you won the Internet Championship on January 31, 2020, then again on March 28, 2021. I give you a little bit of credit for your accomplishment but if you think those two reigns, one for a decent amount of time and one for a short period of time, are something to brag about then you’re more out of your mind than I thought you were. Enjoy living in the past, Romano, because there will be no Internet Championship in your future. See you on Sunday, August 15, 2021, at the Provident Credit Union Event Center in San Jose.

Bill gives the CUT sign and the camera person turns off their camera and the scene ends.

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Climax Control Archives / I'M GOING TO EARN A SHOT AT THE BOMBSHELL CHAMPIONSHIP

« on: August 04, 2021, 01:01:30 PM »

I’M GOING TO EARN A SHOT AT THE BOMSHELL CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart is fired up for her next match at Climax Control 307 against Amber Ryan the current Bombshell Champion. Bea not only goes into this match high on being given the opportunity to defeat Amber and earn a shot at the Bombshell Championship but she has added anger and energy after being called a sexist slur by The Troll during his match with her husband, Bill Barnhart, at Climax Control 306. With my opening comments out of the way I turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart but I have no clue where they are at this point in time.

TAKING CARE OF JERKS

When the scene switches we see Bill and Bea Barnhart at the Waterbar Restaurant at 399 The Embarcadero in San Francisco, California. They are sitting in the dining area which is outside the restaurant along the sidewalk.

Bea:  I’m still shocked that The Troll had to resort to landing a low blow on you during your match last week. Then the jerk decided to go off on me because I was calling him out for cheating and letting the Referee know to keep a close watch on him.

Bill:  Yeah the low blows are never nice to be on the receiving end but I’m okay. But I’m not okay with that fat piece of crap, The Troll, screaming out calling you a c*nt. That’s why I ended the match with my favorite submission hold, my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammer Lock. I wanted fat boy to hurt for a long time for what he did to me and for what he called you.

Bill and Bea have their conversation interrupted by a smart ass woman who walks down the sidewalk blasting loud obnoxious music on her cell phone. That wasn’t bad enough but the woman stops and is standing near the outside dining area of the Waterbar Restaurant and her music is so loud and annoying Bill and Bea are unable to hold a conversation.

Bea:  Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!!! EXCUSE ME!!!!! Do you mind either turning down the volume of your music or moving away from our dining area as your music is so loud we cannot hear each other talk.

Obnoxious Woman:  Shut up bitch! This is my music, this is a public street, and I’ll do whatever the hell I want!

Bea:  First The Troll calls me a c*unt and now I’m being called a bitch by an obnoxious bitch of a woman? Damn! Look I’m again asking you nicely to please turn down your music or move away from our location so we can have a peaceful meal and hold a conversation.

Obnoxious Woman:  Who the hell do you think you are?

Bea:  I’m Bea Barnhart, one of the Superstar Wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling and we are performing on Sunday at the Kezar Pavilion here in San Francisco. I suggest you back off because if you come at me and threaten physical violence on me I’ll shove your cell phone so far up your ass the surgeons in the Emergency Room will have a difficult time finding where it is to remove it. What’s it gonna be?

Obnoxious Woman:  Oooooo, the pretty little Asian girl thinks she can take out a woman from San Francisco? Come on bitch c*nt bring it on!

Bea hears the c*nt word and she again gets upset as she did when The Troll used that word on her. Quickly an altercation ensues between the obnoxious woman and Bea and the obnoxious woman challenges Bea to go into the alley to fight it out. We see Bill with a huge smile on his face as he knows what will happen if that obnoxious woman is stupid enough to go into the alley against Bea.

Bea:  Oh, well, I warned you not to do this but you want to do this so let’s do this!

The two women enter the alley and we hear yelling from both of them but the yelling from the obnoxious woman stops quickly. Everyone on the sidewalk, and at the outside dining area of the Waterbar Restaurant, wonder what happened. Then they see movement and they see Bea calmly stroll out of the alley and there is no more comments from the obnoxious woman and her music stopped playing and the other woman is nowhere to be seen.

Bill:  That went quickly. What happened?

Bea:  You saw that I politely asked the woman to turn off her music or move away from us and she threatened me and demanded I go into the alley to fight her. I did exactly what I told her I would do and that was to either shut off her music on her cell phone or shove her cell phone up her ass. Guess which one I decided to do.

Bill:  Shove her cell phone up her ass?

Bea:  Yep. And I even called an ambulance to have her taken to the hospital to have her cell phone surgically removed. Just like I shut this obnoxious woman up you’ll see me shut up Amber Ryan this Sunday.

>* sound of ambulance sirens * An ambulance pulls up to the restaurant and Bea directs them into the alley where the woman with her cell phone up her ass is located. A short time later the Paramedics bring the woman out of the alley on a gurney and load her into the ambulance and drive off. People on the street and other diners at the restaurant cheer Bea for properly defending herself. Bea returns to their table in the outside dining area and Bill and Bea continue with their meal.

Bill:  This location brings back memories of when I grew up and lived in Oakland. The Embarcadero is the first San Francisco station on the BART rapid transit from the East Bay area. The Embarcadero is a great shopping and dining area. Look up there Bea and you see we’re nearly underneath the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge. When you look across San Francisco Bay you see my original home town of Oakland. Let’s enjoy our meal now that we can eat without a lot of noise disturbing us.

Bea:  I’m looking forward to seeing where you grew up in Oakland when we visit there tomorrow.

The scene in San Francisco goes off the screen and the screen goes dark.

THE NEXT DAY IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA

Bill and Bea are seen in front of a small house on a small street in Oakland. Bill is pointing to this house.

Bill:  Bea this is the house where I was born and lived until I was nine years old then we moved to a much larger home in the Oakland hills. This house at 4022 Fullington Street is very small. Although the website Zillow lists the house at around 1,400 square feet I can tell you it is not that large. I would estimate they should legally classify this house at around 1,000 square feet. We liked living here, but when the home at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in Oakland became available my father purchased that home and I lived there until I graduated from Skyline High School. I’ll take you there for a look and explain the house to you.

The two drive off in their rental car and arrive at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in Oakland, California, located near the Sequoya Country Club Golf Course.

Bill:  Here we are at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in Oakland where I lived from nine years of age until I turned eighteen and graduated from Skyline High School. Bea although the website Zillow lists this house at 1,700 square feet I assure you this house is nearly 2,000 square feet, has about a one back yard, and it has a full basement with a wet bar also. When we purchased this home it had around twenty fruit trees in the back yard consisting of apricots, peaches, plums, cherries, apples, pears, nectarines, and some others. I felt bad that after I moved out of the house my father became ill and mother decided to sell the home. But the fact that my hard-working parents went from a very small humble home to this one shows that anyone can achieve their dreams.

Bea:  I’m glad you brought me here Bill and I’m glad you explained that anyone can come from a humble beginning and end up on top of the world. That’s how I see my wrestling career and how I see my match on Sunday against Amber Ryan. Even though our match is a non-Title match when I defeat Amber I automatically become next in line for a shot at the Bombshell Championship. Whether she will still have possession of it when I have my Championship match is yet to be seen but regardless who holds the Championship when I challenge for it I'll become the next Bombshell Champion. That’s a true humble beginning to a fantastic here in the present situation for me and my wrestling career.

The two drive off and the scene ends.

IN SAN FRANCISCO AT THEIR HOTEL

The scene comes on our screen and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart at their hotel room which is located near to Kezar Pavilion. The two look into the camera to make comments.

Bill:  This is your air time Bea. Your time to shine. Your time to tell Amber Ryan what she got herself into having this match with you this Sunday.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. Amber I have several things to get out in the open so just sit down and pay attention. I’d like to start with a comment I heard recently It goes: IT IS FOOLISH TO ADD YEARS TO YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON’T ADD LIFE TO YOUR YEARS. Amber I know you’re looking dumbfounded right now and due to your low mentality you’re having a problem processing the information. Therefore let me enlighten you. You seem to be one of those wrestlers who wants to add years to your life but you you are so lame that you don’t have fun enjoying life. Yeah, okay, you have the Bombshell Championship but you don’t seem to be happy about that or take it seriously. On the other hand I’m thankful that I’ve added tons of experience, “life” if you want to call it that, to my wrestling career. If you’re going to be successful in the sport of wrestling then you should be happy when you achieve things. You never seem to be happy about anything Amber. You always come across as if you just ate a dozen sour lemons. That’s a pathetic way to live your life but you have to choose what you do in your life and your choices are not ones that I would make.

Bea take a sip of water.

Bea:  I have another saying I wish to present to you Amber. It goes like this. DON’T HATE SOMETHING YOU LIKE JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE YOU HAVE ALSO LIKES THAT SAME THING. Again, due to your limited mental capacity, I’ll try to explain this saying in simple terms so that you’ll be able to understand. I have a friend who constantly tells me the reason they hate a certain type of music, or a certain musical group, or certain type of food, etc., that they hate a person who also likes those items. Now wait a minute! They loved those items until she found out someone they know, but doesn’t like, also likes the same things. I’ll never back down and stop liking something just because someone I don’t like also likes what I like. Nobody should just blindly hate something just because someone else also likes it. You need to stand up for what you believe in whether it is music, movies, cars, clothing, or food items. You see, Amber, that’s the difference between me and you. I cherish everything and I work hard to accomplish my goals. If someone I know, whether in personal life or inside the wrestling business, likes the same things I do, but I don’t like that person, it would be stupid for me to start hating those things just because someone I don’t like also likes them. To try to put that in the simplest terms it comes down to the fact that I don’t choose to like or dislike something just because others who I don’t like also like or dislike those items. In my personal life, and my wrestling career, I’m going to do  what I need to do to be successful. When I defeat you on Sunday, even though it is a non-Title match, the fact that I defeated you means I go to the top of the ladder to challenge for the Bombshell Championship. That’s a goal I set my eyes on and that’s the goal I’ll achieve this Sunday.

DON’T TAKE ME LIGHTLY

Bea:  Here’s the bottom line Amber. Since I arrived in Sin City Wrestling we have not had a match against each other. This is our first match to face each other and I know your ego is telling you that you’ll achieve an easy win over me. Oh, please, don’t be that foolish! Just because you have not yet faced me in the ring doesn’t mean you know everything about me and it doesn’t mean you are more talented than I am. When you step into the ring Sunday evening you step into the ring as the Bombshell Champion and we are basically even in height and weight. When the match is over and my hand is raised in victory over you of course you will still be the Bombshell Champion but you’ll have to face your loss to me. Don’t take me lightly.

The broadcast ends with that last comment by Bea and the screen goes black.

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Climax Control Archives / I'M GOING TO SHRED THE TROLL

« on: July 28, 2021, 10:24:11 AM »

I’M GOING TO SHRED THE TROLL

Narrator:  The Troll? Bill Barnhart has to face The Troll to open Climax Control 305? Seriously? Ha ha ha ha ha! This is going to be one of the quickest wins for Bill Barnhart in his wrestling career.

VISITING A FRIEND IN SAN DIEGO

The scene shifts to a home where we see Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, relaxing at the home of Bill’s friend Marcus who lives in Imperial Beach, California, which is just South of San Diego along the border with Mexico and about 150 miles South of Los Angeles. We listen in on their conversation.

Bill:  Marcus I thank you for inviting us to San Diego when you heard we were going to have one of our wrestling events in Los Angeles. I have two tickets for you and a friend to come watch me wrestle at Climax Control 306 which will be on August 1, 2021.

Marcus:  Thanks Bill. I’ve been watching you and Bea wrestle and I’m hoping both of you earn another Championship soon. I see Bea earning the Bombshell Roulette Championship and I hope to see you get into the mix for the vacated Internet Championship.

Bill:  Whatever comes our way Marcus. Also I’m glad that Iris is getting along with your dog Jake. The two are having fun playing in the backyard.

Marcus:  Jake loves everyone but I know Iris loves food first before other things. By the way have you been assigned an opponent for Climax Control 306?

Bill:  Yeah they assigned me to face off against the company Jobber. That term means the person gets paid to lose. Damn shame since I’ve spent my entire career facing the toughest opponents as I don’t want a win handed to me but I have to accept my assignment.

Marcus:  The Troll? Seriously? What’s up with that guy?

Bill:  I would equate him as a cross between Patrick Star, Michael Moore, and Jabba The Hutt. He’s a fat slob at five feet eight inches and two hundred fifty-two pounds and his face looks like Michael Moore and makes you want to puke.

Marcus:  Sounds like the guy got some defective genes from his parents. I know you’re originally from Oakland, California, as we went to school together there, and now you’re in Atlanta, Georgia, but where is this guy The Troll from?

Bill:  I guess he doesn’t want anyone to know where he lives because his information sheet filed with the Federation just says “Parts Unknown most likely his Mother’s basement.”

Bill and Marcus bust out in loud laughter over that information and Bea walks into the room to find out what these two find so amusing.

Bea: What’s so amusing guys?

Bill:  My opponent, The Troll, for Climax Control 306.

Bea:  Yes he’s quite an amusing, and downright pathetic, wrestler. Speaking of being amusing can I tell you two a few jokes before I leave you two alone?

Bill and Marcus say they want to hear Bea’s jokes.

Bea:  What do you call it when two Doctors are performing surgery on the same patient at the same time? Co-operating.

What do you call a blood-sucking insect that is made out of wood?  A Mesquite-O

What would you call a man who has a fake penis made out of a tree?  Woodpecker

Bill and Marcus enjoy the jokes and laugh. Bea goes into the backyard to play with Iris and Jake. The camera remains on Marcus and Bill for a short time before the camera feed is cut and the screen goes black.

SOME TIME LATER IN LOS ANGELES

SHREDDER

We open with a scene of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in their hotel room at a hotel near the Galen Center in Los Angeles, California. We see Bill sitting at the dining table with a pile of papers on the table and a document shredder on the floor in front of him. Bea walks up and sees the paper and the shredder.

Bea:  Did you bring paperwork and our shredder from Lawrenceville, Georgia, to Los Angeles? Why?

Bill:  We haven’t been able to travel much until now so I decided to catch up on shredding documents.

Bea:  You could have waited until we got home for a decent amount of time but I guess because we launched into the West Coast Tour better to bring the paperwork with us to shred. By the way what documents are you shredding?

Bill:  I’m shredding documents that o longer serve a purpose and they are now useless. To use an analogy I’ll be shredding The Troll in my match at Climax Control 306 as he also serves no purpose and is useless.

Bea:  Since I’m in your corner as your Manager, and there’s rumors going around that Bobbie Dahl might run in on the match to mess with The Troll, I’m in your corner to make sure no interference happens. If Bobbie does manage to distract The Troll and he loses the match the Referee is likely to blame us when we’re innocent of any wrong doing. Rest assured Bobbie and The Troll are not going to get away with cheating you out of a win. Before I go take care of some things I want to make it clear to everyone watching that my performance in the Ultimate X Over The Pool match at Summer XXXTreme IX was great and even though I didn’t win I’ll be back after the Roulette Championship soon. I’ll have no mercy for any wrestlers standing in my way. You have been warned.

Bea walks off to take care of stuff and Bill starts shredding documents. The sound of the shredder cutting up the papers is soothing.

Bill:  Hey, Troll, this is what I’m going to do to you at our match at Climax Control 306. I’m the shredder and you’re this fat pile of now useless papers. I’m not taking you seriously as you’re the joke of the year. I’ll flatten your fat ass so quickly you’ll lose twenty pounds in the process. Remember I’m a street smart person who was born and grew up in Oakland, California, and then in 2012 me and Bea moved to the Atlanta Metro area in Georgia. So I transitioned from an ass kicking street smart kid from Oakland to an ass kicking street smart redneck guy from Atlanta, Georgia.

Bea:  But an intelligent cute and handsome street smart redneck buy from Atlanta.

Bill and Bea enjoy a laugh over that comment.

Bill:  Everyone will watch me work my magic this Sunday. Everyone will watch me quickly destroy The Blob this Sunday. Enjoy your free time now Troll because after I get done beating you down you’ll be so busy dressing your wounds and taking heavy medication for your pain that you will not enjoy your time.

Bill motions to the camera person to cut the camera feed and they do and our screen goes black.

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Supercard Archives / Re: FENRIS/BROTHER DAVID v SENOR VINNIE/BULLDOG BILL BARNHART

« on: July 13, 2021, 10:24:25 AM »

WE ARE THE TEAM TO BEAT

Narrator:  I spoke with Bill Barnhart before coming on camera to present my narrator comments to lead into Bill’s comments on his upcoming match and I know you will enjoy his presentation.

The scene changes and we get a shot of Bill Barnhart somewhere on the Sun Princess cruise ship. We are not sure his exact location but we can tell he is walking along the decks on the outside area of the ship. Bill looks over at the camera and comments while he is walking.

LIKE ONE AND HATE THE OTHER

Bill:  Thanks for joining me for my presentation of comments leading up to my Tag Team match with my friend and tag team partner Senor Vinnie. We’re facing off against Fenris and Brother David and I have to tell you that even though I have the utmost respect for Fenris I want to go off on Brother David and destroy him. To give you a comparison of how I feel about Brother David and my desire to kick his ass when I see him let me tell you how my English Bulldog Iris is. We have numerous dogs in our neighborhood. The dogs I enjoy interacting with are the Pit Bulls named Jelly and Sapphire, and the Husky dogs named Aries and Nairobi. Then we have a Chihuahua named Lucky and a Boxer-Pit Bull mix named Milo. Although all the dogs are nice Iris is only calm and nice to Lucky the Chihuahua and Milo the Boxer-Pit Bull mix. When she meets the other dogs she goes off on them and acts like she wants to rip their fur off even though they are nice dogs. So that’s how I feel about Brother David and Fenris. Whereas I want to go off on David and rip his skin off  every time I see him I calmly walk up to Fenris and greet him. This aggression toward Brother David will be a key factor in our win over their tag team.

Bill continues to walk the decks while discussing his upcoming match.

YOU CANNOT BE GIVEN A TALENT YOU DON’T ALREADY POSSESS

Bill:  For your viewing enjoyment, and for the purpose of presenting information and concepts to you, I have two videos I’ll have the Network show you. The first video is a parody video I had created to show how pathetic the team of Brother David and Fenris is and the second video is an interaction I had with Iris recently. I ask the Network to run the parody video at this time.

The parody video runs and we see two familiar figures standing at the landing dock on an island. One of the figures is Mister Roarke, who is the owner of Fantasy Island, and the other figure is his personal assistant Tattoo. We hear a sea plane approaching and we hear a familiar cry from Tattoo.

Tattoo:  Boss! Boss! Da plane! Da plane!

Mister Roarke and Tattoo watch the plane land on the water then it maneuvers to the dock where several passengers debark onto the pier. The last two out of the plane are actors who were hired to portray themselves as Fenris and Brother David. Mister Roarke approaches them and they get into a conversation.

Mister Roarke:  Ah you two must be the. . .persons. . .who are involved in the wrestling match against Bill Barnhart and Senor Vinnie at Summer XXXTreme IX. I can’t mention their names due to issues of using someone’s name without their permission but with the description I gave the viewers they know who you are supposed to be portraying. You are aware that here on Fantasy Island myself and Tattoo and our staff try to help people understand what they are capable of, and what they are unable to accomplish, but we work hard to help them out and make their fantasy become a reality but we are unable to give them something they don’t already possess. Please tell us what you think we at Fantasy Island can do for you on this trip.

Person Portraying Brother David:  We want you to grant our fantasy that me and my tag team partner will work well together and easily defeat Senor Vinnie and Bill Barnhart.

Person Portraying Fenris:  Yes what he just said except the part about you granting me the abilities to defeat Vinnie and Bill as I already possess those abilities. I just want to get along with this tag team partner I was assigned to.

Tattoo gives a shocked look at Mister Roarke and Mister Roarke knows what Tattoo is thinking.

Mister Roarke:  What? Here at Fantasy Island we cannot grant wishes or a fantasy by giving you something you don’t already possess. As for you (looking at the person made up to look like Fenris) you already have the abilities to defeat anyone in Sin City Wrestling but I’m unable to grant you the ability to work nicely with Brother David as that is not something you already possess. As for you (looking at the person made up to look like Brother David) you come here with no abilities, no knowledge how to work with others including your family members, and straight up you suck. Therefore I demand you two get off Fantasy Island and return the mainland as there’s no way I can help you obtain the impossible. Leave my island now!

As the actors made up to portray these two characters launch into a loud and threatening complaint Security personnel arrive on the dock and drag them into the plane to take them back to the mainland. Once the plane takes off Tattoo and Mister Roark look at each other and sigh.

Tattoo:  Hey, Boss, everyone who wants to come to Fantasy Island is handed a legal form that sets forth what we can, and cannot, do here at Fantasy Island. Why do guests continue to come here demanding we violate the legal agreement and demand we give them talents and abilities they don’t already possess?

Mister Roarke  Because humans are stupid. Let’s go the house and have a few drinks. We both need some stiff drinks after dealing with those two losers.

As Mister Roarke and Tattoo walk toward the house the scene ends and we are returned to Bill Barnhart on the Sun Princess cruise ship.

Bill:  Har har har!!! That was hilarious! Nothing like having tag team opponents where one member is an outstanding wrestler and the other is a bumbling worthless drag chute on the talented member of their team. You know what they say that oil and water don’t mix and that’s exactly how you need to look at the team of Brother David and Fenris. Now I’ll have the Network show a video of an interaction between myself and Iris recently while at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. This will show you how talented and intelligent Iris is. Please run the Iris video at this time.

IRIS IS SMARTER THAN SHE LOOKS

The video of the interaction of Bill with Iris plays.

Bill:  Okay, Iris, now is the time for you to show the world how smart you are. Iris please tell the viewers what the outside of a tree is called.

Iris:  Bark!

Bill:  Correct! If Fenris and Brother David think they can defeat me and Senor Vinnie they’re barking up the wrong tree. Now, Iris, could you please tell the viewers what the top of a house is called?

Iris:  Roof!

Bill:  You’re correct again Iris! I’m here to let the viewers know that the outstanding performance myself and Senor Vinnie will present will be so amazing we’ll blow the roof off the venue. Iris are you ready for your last question? What’s the consistency of sandpaper?

Iris:  Ruff!

Bill:  Great job Iris! You got all three questions correct! Yes the consistency of sandpaper is rough and me and Vinnie will be so rough on David and Fenris the two of them are likely to retire from wrestling because they will be so humiliated by their loss to us.

The video of the interaction between Bill and Iris is done and we return to Bill who is walking around on the cruise ship.

Bill:  Here’s what I see going on with you two. Fenris I see you hoping that I have such a hatred for David that my focus on beating the crap out of him will take my attention off you. Yeah wouldn’t you love that to be the case eh? Hate to burst your bubble Fenris but I’m not one to distract myself away from one opponent by being overly focused on my other opponent. And what are you thinking David? Are you thinking that my respect and admiration for Fenris will cause me to back off on your and not go hard on you? Think again as I’m not backing off you no matter how much you wish for it. Come to think of it I don’t have to do much in this match to overcome you two. With Fenris being a highly competitive, talented, and accomplished wrestler, and you being a piece of shit dirt bag of a wrestler, all me and Vinnie need to do is stand back and watch you two attack each other and self-destruct. See you two shortly in the ring. Damn sure hope you two have your medical insurance paid and up-to-date as you are going to need it when me and Vinnie get done with  you.

Bill gives the CUT sign to the camera person who then calls into the Network to inform them that they are cutting their camera feed. A few seconds later the feed is cut and the screen goes black.

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Supercard Archives / Re: KRYSTAL WOLFE v MAKI v BEA BARNHART - ULTIMATE X ROULETTE TITLE

« on: July 13, 2021, 10:21:09 AM »

KRYSTAL AND MAKI ARE GOING TO BE X’D OUT IN OUR ULTIMATE X OVER THE POOL MATCH

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart is on a roll and she continues to make references to how pathetic her opponents in the Ultimate X Over The Pool match for the Bombshell Roulette Championship are and how easily she will defeat them. I now turn you over to Bea Barnhart who will lay it out for you.

The scene shifts to Bea Barnhart, who is in her trademark wrestling attire, standing in front of a graphic of the setup for an Ultimate X Over The Pool match. This is a trademark match of Sin City Wrestling for their Summer XXXTreme Super Show for Roulette Championship matches. We are not sure where Bea is located but it appears to be a small broadcast studio or a small conference room on the Sun Princess cruise ship. Bea looks into the camera with a stern look as she launches into her comments for today.

PRIOR HISTORY BETWEEN US DOESN’T EQUATE INTO A VICTORY FOR YOU

Bea:  I wish to run down, for those of you who are uninformed or just damn stupid, what my history in the wrestling ring is with Krystal Wolfe and Maki. I start with Maki. We had a match at Climax Control 275 on July 19, 2020, and you defeated me by pinfall. Now, Maki, before you puff out your chest, beat your chest with your fists, utter grunting noises, and start bragging, I need to remind you I was very new to the sport of wrestling at the time we had our match. If you think you’re better than me now, after one year has passed since out match, you’re going to be shocked when you realize I’ve improved way more than you’ve anticipated  that I could. Trust me, Maki, you’ll not win our match.

Bea gives an X sign into the camera to indicate to Maki that she will be X’d out by Bea and lose in the match.

Bea:  Now I address you Krystal. You have more to lose than Maki does. Whereas Maki will lose her pride and followers when I win the match you not only lose your pride and followers but you lose the Bombshell Roulette Championship to me. Our previous match was April 11, 2021, at Climax Control 296. I can’t use the same logic that I’ve improved a lot since our match. That’s because our match wasn’t from a year ago, it was from three months ago. In that match you pinned me for the win and I admire what you were able to accomplish against me. However, Krystal, at Summer XXXTreme IX things are different and I’ll explain that shortly. All you need to know is the same thing I told Maki and that is you’ll be X’d out of the match by me.

Bea stares into the camera while pointing to herself.

OVERCOMING PREVIOUS LOSSES

Bea:  Now is the time for me to rectify those losses to you two. Yeah, okay, I already know what you two will say. Both of you will try to claim that you have. . .well you HAD anyway. . .better wrestling skills than I did when we had our previous matches. Although comments like those sound nice to the uneducated viewers, who you can dupe with canned statements, the truth is that our match has little to do with wrestling and more to do with the physical and athletic aspects of the match. We’re not performing in a normal wrestling ring. We’re not wrestling on a mat. We’re not rebounding off the ropes to run into each other. We’re on a platform, in the shape of an X, over the pool, and we have to make sure not to lose our grasp or we fall into the pool which eliminates us from the match. This match is won by the wrestler, me of course, who can hang onto the X platform without losing my grip while at the same time beating the shit out of you two and knocking you off the platform. So the winner. . .ME. . .will win by eliminating both of you by knocking you off the X, into the pool, then grabbing the Championship Belt.

Bea lets out a sinister laugh.

THE EYES ARE TELLING

Bea:  Bill, and those he hired to help me learn the sport of wrestling, taught me a lot but there’s one thing Bill taught me that is the most important thing for every wrestler to know and understand. Bill explained that many wrestlers were intimidated when having to wrestle against opponents who wore a mask. Their excuse for being intimidated was they were unable to see the face of their opponents to know how much damage, if any, they were inflicting upon them. Bill said he knew to look into their eyes as their eyes are exposed. He said a person can hide their hurting by hiding behind a mask but their eyes tell the truth that they are hurting. Krystal. . .Maki. . .recently Bill asked me what I see when I watch you two spewing forth boasting statements. I told Bill I see fear in your eyes. I told Bill that I hear statements of doubt coming from Maki which means she’s no longer sure of her abilities. I hear boastful statements from Krystal but when I look into her eyes I see the doubt. That day I saw one of the biggest smiles on Bill’s face when he realized I understood what he taught me. So, Maki, so Krystal, no matter how you try to hide your pain and your fear of facing me in this match I can see in your eyes if you are hurting or scare or both. Once I see any, or both, of those indications I’ll go totally off on you and eliminate you from the match. Can you two do that to me? Nah! I know how to keep my emotions in check and I don’t allow my eyes to expose me. Have fun trying and failing.

The camera person gets an extreme close up of Bea.

Bea:  I want you two victims to listen carefully so everyone will know what I said and what I meant and when you two try to deny it they will get in your face and call you out for lying about what I said. Maki all I’ve heard from you for months is how doubting you are of your abilities in the wrestling ring. You’ve commented that you feel like you are failing in matches and you question why you continue to accept matches since you just chump yourself out. If you doubt yourself in the ring that much then why are you still in the sport? Why are you still on the roster? Why do you keep accepting matches? For damn sure you’ll know that your wrestling ability next to nil when I easily take you out of this match. As for you, Krystal, it is a bit of a different situation but the result will be the same. You talk so much shit no wonder your breath stinks. You also lie about others like when you lied on why I snagged the Roulette Championship to clean and sanitize it before I handed it back to you. Your problem is the same problem most wrestlers have and that is, deep down, you doubt your abilities in the ring so you have to counter that doubt by lying about others. You may think I don’t have the abilities to defeat you and Maki but when I walk away as the newly crowned Bombshell Roulette Champion you two will no longer have doubt about my abilities. Remember what I’m about to say so that when you try to deny what I said I can replay the video of my comments to prove I was telling the truth again and you were lying about me again. Maki. . .Krystal. . .while you two are arguing with each other during the match on who you believe has the better ring skills between the two of you I’ll have already won the match. By the time you hear the announcer proclaim me the winner of our match, and as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion, I’ll already have possession of the Championship Belt and I’ll be on my way to my dressing room. Sorry to rain on your parade girls but I’m in this match to win and there’s nothing you two can do to stop me.

END

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Supercard Archives / Re: FENRIS/BROTHER DAVID v SENOR VINNIE/BULLDOG BILL BARNHART

« on: July 07, 2021, 08:20:24 AM »

WE’RE FACING OPPONENTS WHO DON’T MIX WELL TOGETHER

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is teamed with his friend, and Tag Team partner, Senor Vinnie, in match against the team of Brother David and Fenris at Summer XXXTreme IX. This should be an interesting match as Bill and Vinnie are a great team and work well together but the team of Fenris and Brother David are two wrestlers who will not be able to work together as a viable team.

The break provided by the camera person is over and the Network returns control to the camera person and they get a shot of Bill sitting at the patio table with Iris sitting on the patio next to him. They inform Bill they are now live broadcasting.

WE ARE THE BETTER TAG TEAM

Bill:  I wish to welcome everyone and thank you for tuning in for my comments leading up to my Tag Team match at Summer XXXTreme IX. I’ll start my comments here on our patio at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, but since it is starting to get hot out here once it gets to the point where I don’t want to remain in the heat I’ll transfer inside the house and finish my presentation from there.

Bill takes a drink of Classic Coke then returns the can to the patio table.

Bill:  Today I’ll present information proving that our team, consisting of me and Senor Vinnie, is the better team as we work well together while there is proof that Fenris and Brother David Shepherd are not going to be able to work together. It should be obvious to everyone, if you’ve been paying attention, that David can’t even get along with his own family members so you know he can’t get along with another wrestler especially one as talented as Fenris. When we saw Fenris and David in the Front Office, with Management telling them they have to team up even though they can’t get along, that was one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen in a long time.

DISABLING OPPONENTS

Bill becomes annoyed when the flies in his backyard start buzzing him and Iris. Bill is swiping at the flies while Iris attempts to snag flies but she’s too slow to catch them. Bill, being quicker than Iris, swipes at a fly and snags it and has the fly trapped in his hand. Bill slowly opens his hand and with his other hand he picks the fly up with his fingers. He then holds the fly in his fingers and pulls the wings off the fly. After Bill has de-winged the fly he places the it on the the patio table but the incapacitated fly can’t fly since Bill removed their wings so all it can do is walk around on the patio table.

Bill:  Here’s a riddle for you. What do you call a fly that can no longer fly? You call it a WALK of course. Har har har!

Bill realizes not everyone watching detests flies like he does so he gives an explanation.

Bill:  Before you get evil on me for taking out this fly let me explain. Flies are disgusting. You know what I mean. They’re disgusting just like wrestlers like Brother David Shepherd are disgusting. Flies have sticky feet and they’re attracted to shit and they like to walk around in the shit and often lay their eggs in it. Now, honestly, do those of you watching my presentation still feel compassionate toward this fly knowing that it walks around on shit and then walks on your food, on you, your clothing, and other places in and around your home? Do you still feel compassion for this fly that can bring you severe illness and disease? If you still have compassion for flies then you probably also have compassion for Brother David Shepherd for being a pathetic shit bag of a wrestler but that’s your business not mine. But for the sake of showing that I have a little bit of compassion for this wing-less fly, who is now called a WALK since they can no longer fly, I’ll ensure he has a quick ending. Watch this.

Bill picks up the wingless fly from the patio table and holds it up into the air in his fingers. Bill whistles to the birds looking on and one of the birds swoops down and snags the fly from Bill’s hands and quickly devours it. The bird then flies off chipping a thank you to Bill for the snack. Bill picks up his can of Classic Coke, takes a drink, then raises the can of Classic Coke in the air as a thank you to bird.

Bill:  It’s starting to get hot here in the backyard, and the flies are picking up their action, so instead of torturing more flies I’ll move inside the house. Once the camera person is ready to broadcast from our living room we will return to my presentation.

There’s a short break as the camera person moves their camera into the living room inside the house. Once Bill and Iris are in the living room and sitting on the couch the camera person informs the Network to continue broadcasting.

Bill:  This is much better inside the house. We don’t have the heat since the air conditioning is on and we don’t have the flies annoying us. Ahhhhh!!!

Bill and Iris stretch then Bill returns looking into the camera to continue with his comments.

ELIMINATING ANNOYING OBJECTS

Bill:  Before I go into comments to destroy the egos of Brother David and Fenris I’d like to show you a video of a competition Iris was involved in recently. The lead-in for this competition is that an organization here in the State of Georgia has a Fly Tracking competition where people enter their dogs into the competition to see which dog is the best at tracking, and killing, flies. I entered Iris into this competition because although she is slow in speed to actually catch flies she is superior when it comes to killing them. Just watch the video of the competition instead of me trying to explain the performance of Iris to you.

The video of the dog fly tracking and killing competition begins to play and we watch with interest since we’ve never seen a competition like this before. The Narrator explains the competition to the viewers.

Narrator:  The concept of this competition is to see how well the dogs can track and kill flies. Some of the dogs are quick and can snap at the flies while the flies are flying and kill them in mid-flight. Other dogs who are slower in speed have to find other ways to kill the flies. We have set up a table where we placed dozens of containers of sugar water to attract the flies. The winner of this competition isn’t always the dog who is the quickest to snag flies out of the air as the final scores are decided by a combination of tracking ability, killing ability, and the dog being able to reason out what they need to do to win this competition. As the flies come in to get the sugar water the dogs do their thing as you can see.

Bill:  This next part is what I want you to pay attention to. It is where Iris shows that just because she’s slow doesn’t mean she isn’t a great fly killer.

As the video of the dog fly tracking competition continues we watch as Iris slowly waddles around near the table that has the sugar water containers on it. Iris knows the other dogs are more agile and quick than she is but she also knows she has the secret weapon to win this competition. Iris calmly watches the other dogs do their thing and after the other doggy contestants have done their thing Iris walks down-wind of the table where sugar water was placed to attract flies. Iris turns around and walks to the end of the table so that she is down-wind of the table and the wind is blowing strongly toward her. She turns so her ass is facing toward the table and even with the wind blowing heavily toward her, she lets go with a horrendous deadly fart that drives into the wind and immediately kills all the flies on the table. The other dogs in the competition run off knowing they have just been defeated by Iris. The people running the competition hand the trophy to Iris to declare her the winner and the video ends.

Bill:  That’s my girl Iris! Way to go! Although most of you don’t like me, Vinnie, or Iris, you have to admit Iris has special abilities other dogs can only fantasize about. Although you’re probably not understanding why I showed you the competition with Iris rest assured I’ll explain it to you. Just as all the other dogs in the fly tracking and killing competition thought they were the best because they were quick and agile so wrestlers like Fenris and Brother David feel they are the best because they think they are quick and agile. But what happened in the doggy competition? Iris laid back watching the other dogs do what they seem to do best then Iris let go with her secret weapon and humiliated all the other competitors. That’s exactly what me and Vinnie will do to Fenris and Brother David. We’ll allow you two to strut around the ring and run your mouths during the match but when the time comes we’ll do like Iris and do what we do best and hand you two the defeat in the match.

Bill looks at the clock and when he sees what time it is he gets excited.

WHAT YOU USED TO BE IS NOT A VALID CLAIM FOR WHAT YOU ARE NOW

Bill:  Sorry for the distraction but when I looked at the clock I noticed it is time for one of my favorite programs on television. The name of the program is Comedy Parody TV and they make fun of real events by presenting a parody skit of it. Please endure the short break in my comments as most of their skits are short. Since they only present a skit once a week I need to watch it, and you can watch it also, then I’ll return to my regular presentation.

Comedy Parody TV comes on and the cameraman focuses on it. It appears they are doing a parody of the Saddam Hussein criminal trial in Iraq. We watch and listen to their parody version of the trial.

Prosecutor:  Saddam Hussein do you know why you are being prosecuted at this trial?

Saddam:  Because I am the leader of Iraq and you hate me! I am Saddam Hussein. I am Iraqi!

Prosecutor:  I have some some questions for you. I ask the questions and, by law, you are required to give me an honest answer. Do you understand?

Saddam:  F**k You! I am Saddam Hussein. I am Iraqi!

Prosecutor:  I will take that as an honest answer. The question I have is what is your favorite song?

Saddam:  Iraqi Raccoon!

Prosecutor:  What is your favorite ice cream?

Saddam:  Iraqi Road!

Prosecutor:  And, finally, what is your favorite cartoon show?

Saddam:  Iraqi and Bullwinkle! What the hell do these questions have to do with my criminal trial?

Prosecutor:  Nothing at all. We just wanted to have fun at your expense. You are already found guilty and you have received the death sentence. Have a great day.

Saddam:  What? This isn’t a trial this is a circus! I demand to be let go! I am Saddam Hussein and I am the leader of Iraq! I am Iraqi!

Prosecutor:  You WERE the leader of Iraq. Now you are not. Bye!

The parody skit on the Comedy Parody TV program is done and Bill turns off the television and returns to focus his attention to the camera.

Bill:  On this edition of Comedy Parody TV it just happened to be a parody skit of the Saddam Hussein criminal trial in Iraq. It could have been any parody skit but this one, of Saddam Hussein’s criminal trial, works perfectly for my presentation with our upcoming match. How’s that you ask? Good question so here’s the good answer. Saddam Hussein was defiant at his criminal trial until he was executed by the Death Penalty. He kept demanding everyone acknowledge him as the leader of Iraq and the Prosecutor kept reminding him that he WAS the leader of Iraq but as of the trial he was only a criminal who was being prosecuted for his crimes. For Fenris and Brother David I see the comparison. No I’m not stating you two should be on trial and receive a sentence of some sort from your trial. The comparison I make is that in the trial Saddam Hussein kept stating he IS the leader of Iraq and the Prosecutor had to keep reminding him that he WAS the leader of Iraq but he is not any longer. The comparison? Both of you held Championships and it seems that both of you like to remind everyone that you were such-and-such Champion. I respond, as the Prosecutor in the Saddam trial did, that you two WERE Champions at one time but you are not Champions now. You can talk all the talk, smack, and shit, you want, but the fact remains that since you two held Championships not much has come your way. When we have our match at Summer XXXTreme IX you two will bumble around trying to figure out how two egotistical smart asses can work together to appear viable in our match while me and Vinnie will easily defeat you two as we are a fantastic team and work well together. You two need to deal with that as you have no choice but to deal with the truth.

Bill lets out a hearty laugh and that causes Iris to attempt a laugh also and that causes Bill to laugh even louder. When Bill regains his composure he continues with his comments.

HONESTY

Bill:  Fenris. . .David. . .Although you’re probably screaming at your televisions calling me a jerk let me assure you that I’m a fair person and I tell the truth. For the benefit of everyone watching I’ll run down our match history so everyone knows the facts and the truth.

Bill picks up a sheet of paper.

Bill:  When I came to Sin City Wrestling I made it clear I had a request for three dream matches. The opponents included in those dream matches were Fenris, Griffin Hawkins, and Casey Williams. I admire the work of Fenris and Hawkins and since Casey was the first wrestler in my career to hand me a loss in my original home town of Oakland, California, I wanted a match with him to even the score. Casey hasn’t accepted yet but I hope that he will some day.

Bill rattles the paper in his hand.

Bill:  The first dream match was against you, Fenris, at Climax Control 249 on September 29, 2019, and it was a fantastic match and you won by pinfall. I had another match against you at Climax Control 288 on December 20, 2020, and this time you got the submission win over me. As for you, Brother David, we had a multi-wrestler Roulette Championship match, at Climax Control 286 on December 6, 2020,where the winner was the wrestler who could grab the Roulette Championship from the raised platform and land on the mat with possession of it. Both of us grabbed onto the Roulette Championship and fell off the platform. Both of us had possession of it until we hit the mat. When we hit the mat the force was enough to cause me to lose my grip on the Championship and you ended up maintaining your grip on it for the win.

Bill places the sheet of paper on the couch.

Bill:  I don’t call your victories cheap. I don’t call your victories illegal. I don’t call you jerks or assholes for those victories. All three of those victories were obtained within the rules of the match. I’m not like other wrestlers in the Federation who complain about every loss as if all their opponents cheated them. Although I acknowledge these victories by Fenris and Brother David the fact remains that they have been placed together as a Tag Team to face the team of me and Senor Vinnie. When you have two wrestlers like us, who are friends, outstanding wrestlers, and exceptional Tag Team partners, going up against a team thrown together, with one member who cannot even work with his own family members but he is expected to work with a wrestler more talented and respected than he is, you have is a recipe for disaster for their team. Remember that you heard it from me that me and Vinnie will be victorious in our match against Brother David and Fenris. Thanks for joining me today for my presentation.

Bill gives the CUT sign to the camera person and they call into the Network to let them know they are cutting their camera feed. They are quick to return to regularly scheduled programming the instant the camera person cuts their feed.

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Supercard Archives / Re: KRYSTAL WOLFE v MAKI v BEA BARNHART - ULTIMATE X ROULETTE TITLE

« on: July 07, 2021, 08:10:27 AM »

MY WIN IN THE ULTIMATE X OVER THE POOL MATCH WILL BE AWESOME

Narrator:  Everyone doubted Bea Barnhart when she said she was going to earn her spot in the Ultimate X Over The Pool match at Summer XXXTreme IX. Now that Bea won her match to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship people are still doubting her. Oh well people are allowed to believe whatever they want. With those opening comments out of the way I turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is at her home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, along with her husband Bill Barnhart and their English Bulldog Iris.

BRUISED BUT NOT OUT OF ACTION

The scene switches and the camera person assigned to present Bea’s comments pans around the backyard at the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We see Bea, Bill, and Iris, relaxing in their backyard. Bea is dressed in white shorts and  white tee shirt that accent her brown Filipina skin. Bill is wearing khaki shorts and a blue Old Navy shirt. Bill is annoyed by the flies buzzing around. The flies cannot help what they are doing because they smell food they are just doing what flies do but they are still annoying Bill. Iris is trying to catch the flies as they come near her but she’s too slow to catch them. Bea sits down in a chair next to Bill.

Bill:  Let me take a look at your head.

Bea:  Okay but don’t tap on my head or squeeze it as it still hurts from when Krystal whacked me with the Roulette Championship belt last week at Climax Control 305.

Bea leans over to let Bill inspects her head. He rubs his hand lightly over Bea’s head and he feels a bump on her head where the Roulette Championship hit her.

Bea:  Ouch!!! I told you not to press hard on my head!!!

Bill:  I’m not touching you hard. I barely touched your scalp. That blow on your head must have been harder than it looked on television.

Bea:  I don’t know the exact weight of Title Belts in Sin City Wrestling but I’m sure they’re around seven to ten pounds and getting hit in the head with the Bombshell Roulette Championship by Krystal Wolfe darn sure left a mark and the bruise is still hurting.

Bill:  I promise when you win the Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme IX your head won’t be hurting any longer. Amazing what a pain reliever earning a Championship is.

PAYBACK IS HELL

Bea:  So, Krystal, you didn’t accept my honest explanation of why I snagged the Roulette Championship Belt from your match with Maki at Climax Control 304.  I explained that I wanted to clean it up and sanitize it before I returned it to you. I guess when I took the Championship to clean it you immediately forgot you were just in a Mud Pit Match against Maki. Not only was the Championship Belt muddy it had some nasty stuff on it from Maki so I wanted to clean it up and sanitize it before I handed it back to you. It was a friendly gesture but you decided not to accept what I said. Once again I told the truth and once again you and others don’t want to believe the truth. You perpetrated an attack on me, at Climax Control 305, as I was returning to the backstage area. I promise everyone that I’ll pay you back for that attack by winning the Ultimate X Over The Pool match at Summer XXXTreme IX and this time when I walk away with the Bombshell Roulette Championship Belt it will be because I’m the newly crowned Champion. What really pisses me off, Krystal, is that you claim to be a good girl, with good intention s, with a good attitude, and a person who follows the rules and regulations, then you viciously attack me when I went into the backstage area to hand you the sanitized Bombshell Roulette Championship belt. Nice going presenting yourself as one thing then proving you’re an asshole as we’ve been claiming you are. Gawd I hate hypocrites.

Bill:  Oooooo somebody’s a bit upset eh?

Bea:  You would also be upset if what happened to me happened to you. I want revenge on Krystal and I’ll get it at Summer XXXTreme IX.

Bill:  You know that I’ve had my share of jerks attacking me before, during, and after matches, so I feel your pain. I’m going to take Iris for a walk around the neighborhood so you continue with your presentation for Summer XXXTreme IX and I’ll see where you’re  at in your presentation when we get back.

Bill and Iris leave the backyard to go on their walk. The cameraman follows them until they exit the gate then they return their focus on Bea.

Bea:  I wish to lay it out for Krystal and Maki. I’ll start with you Maki because you’re one of those wrestlers who has stuff handed to you when you haven’t earned them. Unlike you who gets stuff handed to you without proving you deserve it I’ve earned every Roulette match and Championship match I’ve been assigned to. As you clearly saw I earned my spot in the Ultimate X Over The Pool Bombshell Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme IX. I didn’t get assigned to this match by kissing the asses of others. I didn’t get assigned to this match because I smile and make sexy eyes at others. I got assigned to this match because I earned my place in this match. You’re welcome to talk all the smack you want about me but when I walk away as the Bombshell Roulette Champion you’ll become a believer in me. You’re a lot like Krystal in that you try to portray yourself as a good girl, who has good intentions, but you act like you hate the world. Nothing like saying one thing then contradicting yourself with your words and actions.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  Now I return talking to you Krystal. I previously mentioned that you make the claim to be a good girl, with a good attitude, and a person who follows the rules and regulations, then you viciously attacked me when I went into the backstage area to hand to you a sanitized Bombshell Roulette Championship belt. You need to know several things. I hate fake people. I hate people who claim to tell the truth but all that comes out of their mouths are lies. I hate people who claim they’re nice mild-mannered people then they run up on another wrestler and perpetrate a vicious blindsided attack on them. I hate people who smile to my face then when they turn away a demonic look comes on their face. I hate hypocrites like you. I’ll get revenge at Summer XXXTreme IX. Oh, Krystal, you can be one hundred percent sure I’ll get my revenge.

Bea again smiles into the camera.

Bea:  Let me lay it out for you two victims. Yes I refer to you two as victims because you’ll be victims when I win the Ultimate X Over The Pool match at Summer XXXTreme IX. Will I go easy on you two? Hell no! I’m coming into this match as a challenger and leaving as the Champion. I plan on coming into the match full speed and I’ll be non-stop in attacking you two. Both of you disgust me. Both of you make me want to puke. Both of you make me want to hurt you to the point where you’ll consider retiring from wrestling. I’m not coming into this match to take it easy on you two. I’m coming into this match to beat you two so hard that you’ll hate me for the rest of your pathetic lives.

Bea smiles into the camera a third time but this smile is an evil one.

MY TIME TO SHINE

Bea:  Summer XXXTreme IX is MY event. MY time to shine. MY time to earn the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I deserve to represent Sin City Wrestling as Bombshell Roulette Champion. When you two walk away as losers I see several things happening. Maki when I win the Bombshell Roulette Championship I see you becoming more sad, depressed, and doubtful of your wrestling abilities. I see you walking away from the sport of wrestling to try some other sport that you might actually be able to be successful in. As for you Krystal I see something different. When I win the Bombshell Roulette Championship I see you becoming more determined, and desperate, to have matches with me to attempt to earn the Championship back. The problem is you can have all the desire, determination, and desperation to earn back the Championship but since you were unable to successfully defend it against me what the hell makes you think you can earn it back? Don’t worry Krystal I’ll give you the one required re-match so that you can have a few more minutes before the camera to prove to the world you’re not as great as you claim you are. As for me I’d find it beyond hilarious to soundly defeat you at Summer XXXTreme IX for the Bombshell Roulette Championship then soundly defeat you again when I give you the required rematch as the former Champion. It’s a lose-lose situation for you and a win-win situation for me.

Bill and Iris return from their walk. Bill takes a seat at the patio table and Iris sits on the patio deck next to Bill’s chair.

Bill:  How did your presentation go?

Bea:  I clearly laid it out for Maki and Krystal. I made sure they know how pathetic and worthless they are. I made it clear that I’m becoming the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion and there’s nothing they can do to stop me.

Bill:  You’ll make a great Roulette Champion Bea.

Bea:  Damn right I will.

Bill:  Are you almost done with your comments? I’m not rushing you to end your presentation but the camera person is here for only a specific amount of time so once you’re done I need to air my presentation.

Bea:  I’m done with my comments. I’m going inside to take care of stuff in the house so the remaining broadcast time belongs to you.

Bea excuses herself and walks into the house. The camera person informs Bill they will take a break for about fifteen minutes then return to air Bill’s comments for his match at Summer XXXTreme IX.

The camera person cuts his camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming until the camera person’s break is over.

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Climax Control Archives / ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP HERE I COME

« on: June 16, 2021, 05:07:56 PM »

ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP HERE I COME

Narrator:  Here we are again with Bea Barnhart in a Roulette Championship Qualifier match to earn a spot in the Roulette Championship Ultimate X Over The Pool Match at Summer XXXTtreme IX. Bea is no stranger to Roulette Rules matches and she previously had a shot at the Roulette Championship but came up short on that evening so she wants to win this match, face the others in the Ultimate X Over The Pool Match at Summer XXXTreme IX, and redeem herself. That’s all I want to say to lead into Bea’s comments on her match at Climax Control 303. I now turn you over to Bea for her to give you the information you are anxious to hear.

When the scene switches we see Bea Barnhart relaxing in their hotel room. Bill and their English Bulldog Iris are walking around but trying to stay out of camera view as best they can. Bea is sitting at the dining table facing the camera. Bea is dressed in her trademark wrestling attire and she definitely looks ready to kick ass at Climax Control 303. When the camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting Bea begins her presentation.

Bea:  Hi and welcome to another edition of you all shut the hell up and listen to me talk. I’m here to present reasons why I’m walking away from this match to challenge for the Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme IX in an Ultimate X Over The Pool match. The first thing I wish to get out of the way is that I’m no stranger to Roulette Rules matches and that I’ve come a long way since a year ago and it will show in my performance at this Sunday.

Bea takes a break to sip some water before continuing.

Bea:  My first Roulette Rules match was on February 16, 2020, at My Bloody Valentine III. I soundly defeated Violet Amelia Holt in a Fans Bring The Weapons match to earn the Number One Contender spot for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. My second Roulette Rules match was on April 12, 2020, at Blaze of Glory VIII was a Ladder Match for the Roulette Championship and I came up a little short that evening and didn’t earn the Roulette Championship. My third Roulette Rules match was on September 13, 2020, at Climax Control 280. It was a Triple Threat for a chance to face Seleana Zdunich at Violent Conduct VI for the Roulette Championship. I lost that match but I gave a hell of a fight.

Bea breaks again to drink more water then she continues.

Bea:  I imagine the majority of you watching are screaming at your television sets but I’m unable to hear what you’re saying so you waste your energy. You know what I mean. Wasting energy like Candy and Char Kwan will be wasting their energy trying to defeat me in our match. I imagine you’re asking how I’m so confident and feel I’m qualified to challenge for the Roulette Championship when I’m 1-2 in Roulette Rules matches and 0-1 in Roulette Championship matches. That’s a good question and I have a good answer. Back during the times of those matches I was new to the sport of wrestling as it pertains to being a wrestler inside the ring instead of being the Manager in Bill’s corner. To come away with one win in three matches AND to have earned a shot at the Roulette Champion tells you a lot of what I was able to accomplish as a rookie in the sport of wrestling. Now that I’ve been in the ring as a wrestler for seventeen months my experience and abilities continue to grow. Taking out Char Kwan and Candy will be easier than those of you watching are willing to give me credit for being able to accomplish. Promise me that you will not blink your eyes during my match because I’ll defeat Char and Candy so quickly you might miss my win when you blink.

MY OPPONENTS

Bea:  My two opponents in this Roulette Championship Qualifier match are Candy and Char Kwan. I mentioned that I lost the Roulette Championship match against Candy a long time ago. I look at it that if Candy was such a Great Roulette Champion she would still be Roulette Champion but she’s not. Seeing that she lost the Roulette Championship shows she’s vulnerable and even more so going up against me now that I’m seasoned and more than ready and determined to whup ass. As for Char Kwan I have no history with her but I know enough about her to know she is way down on the talent ladder, in the basement if you will, and she’ll not be any more annoying than a fly that hovers over a pile of shit. I’ll swat Char out of the way and zap her like I’m a bug zapper. This match literally comes down to me and Candy and I’m walking away with my shot at the Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme IX.

ELEMENTS

Bea:  Candy. . .Char. . .you’re probably aware of the Periodic Table that lists all the Elements by their names and Atomic numbers. Well I guess you might be aware of it but I’m not sure either of you were able to take in major concepts like that during your school years as you two continue to prove you are mentally deficient and are unable to comprehend even the simplest things. If you two do happen to know what the Periodic Table is then you know that the Atomic Numbers of all the elements listed runs from 1 which is Hydrogen and it goes up from there. Oh man I’m sorry I have to use such big complicated words and concepts that confuse the two of you but that’s honestly how the Periodic Table is set up. I’m sure both of your heads are hurting from trying to grasp simple concepts but if you think I give a shit that your heads hurt you’re wrong. Rest assured after I beat both of you down in our match your heads will hurt for a long time after the match is over.

Bea holds up a copy of the Periodic Table for the camera to get a shot of.

Bea:  I want you two to know that I’m having this Periodic Table modified to include a new entry that depicts you two perfectly. The Atomic Number of the new element will be 0 or if you are having a hard time comprehending numbers it would be Z. . .E. . .R. . .O  because you two are ZERO compared to me. The name of the new Element reflects you two by being called MORONIUM letting everyone know you two are morons. Yes you two can rest assured that for added impact your faces will be placed on the new entry so everyone can see what you two MORONIUMS look like.

Bea lets out a very loud laugh that causes Bill and Iris to stop what they are doing and they look over at her. When they realize she’s laughing at comments she made to Candy and Char, and that they might be in the range of the camera, they return to what they were doing.

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

Bea:  My friend is a Math teacher at Sweetwater Middle School in Lawrenceville, Georgia. She complains about Disney for having Buzz Lightyear having his signature statement as TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! Why? She asks HOW COULD DISNEY COME UP WITH A LAME SIGNATURE STATEMENT AS THAT FOR BUZZ LIGHTYEAR? INFINITY IS FOREVER THEREFORE YOU CANNOT MAKE STATEMENT LIKE TO INFINITY AND BEYOND AS THERE’S NOTHING BEYOND INFINITY!  Well that damn sure makes sense unless you are morons like Candy and Char. When I defeat you two to earn my shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme IX you’ll watch me soar off into glory when I win the Bombshell Roulette Championship and successfully defend it for a very long time. Now, come on Char, come on Candy, both of you claim you are infinite and will destroy everyone in your way but you have failed constantly and you will fail again at Climax Control 303.

Bea snarls into the camera.

SLOW PROGRESS IS BETTER THAN NO PROGRESS

Bea:  I’ve had to listen to seventeen months of the rest of the roster making fun of me as I haven’t made as much progress as others on the roster have done. But I have a saying for what I’m accomplishing. That saying is SLOW PROGRESS IS BETTER THAN NO PROGRESS and I’m fully satisfied that I continue to make progress, move ahead, and have Management assign me to Championship matches or Championship Qualifier matches. Maybe two morons like you can’t see my progress but Management does and since Management pays my salary I’ll listen to them instead of listening to you two idiots. There have been many in Sin City Wrestling who came into the Federation and immediately won a few matches then failed after that. In my case, since I was a green rookie, I lost a few matches then quickly won a Roulette Championship Qualifier match. So what do you feel is a better thing to have? To win several matches early in your careers then crash and burn after the initial success or to slowly win matches and then you start getting sent into matches to challenge for Championships? Slow and steady is the key and slow progress is better than no progress.

Bea smiles into the camera.

YOU GET WHAT YOU EARN

Bea:  Before I close my comments concerning my match I wish to tell you about our neighbors in Lawrenceville, Georgia, Andrew and Rebecca. What I have to tell you concerns Rebecca who is an IT Tech for more than twenty years. When they moved to Georgia in 2012 she had several jobs that sucked to put it nicely. They didn’t pay well and they treated her like crap. Then she got a job at a Medical Testing company that franchises locations across the United States. She has been there since January 2014 so she is now five months into her seventh year. They rarely gave her good pay increases and never gave great performance evaluations even though she is one of their best employees. But Rebecca plugged along, accepting slow progress from her employers over no progress at all, and today she called me with great news on how her performance, qualifications, and skills, earned her something she wasn’t expecting. Rebecca said several weeks ago she started working with an Executive Recruiting firm and the woman she worked with, Natalie, put her name in for an Implementation Manager at one of the largest and most successful companies in the United States and all around the world. It is a work from home position and after several interviews, then a final interview with three Executives from the company she would be working for, Natalie called her and said the company she interviewed for is offering her $52 per hour for $110,000 per year. Wow! At her current company, after seven years working there she is currently at $58,000 so that means the new company is offering her nearly double what her current job is paying her after working for them for seven years. Do you see how the concept of slow progress is better than no progress works? Rebecca kept at her work, as she is the best IT person they have, and finally she got a fantastic job offer for close to double her current salary. Why did I tell you this story? Because you all treat me like I don’t deserve anything and yet I prove consistently that I earn what I get. That’s why I got this Triple Threat match to earn my way into the Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme IX. Slow progress is better than no progress. I understand that concept. Vinnie understands that concept. Iris understands that concept. And most of the fans understand that concept.  But I cannot expect Miss Dumb and Miss Dumber, my two opponents, to understand that concept. When I defeat you two, and you two get to stay at home and watch Summer XXXTreme IX instead of being assigned to a match for that event, or worse yet they get assigned to a low card match at Summer XXXTreme IX just to fill space, they’ll finally get it.

Bea points to herself while starting her closing comments.

Bea: Char you should not be in this match and you’ll not fare well. Candy you will fare better than Char will but you’ll still be defeated by me. Say what you want. Hurl all the slurs and insults my direction if you want. Brag about yourselves if you want. I’ve had my say and I’ll back up what I’ve said. See you two at Climax Control 303.

Bea informs the camera person she’s done with her comments and they call into the Network to let them know they are cutting their camera feed. The camera person is so quick on cutting the camera feed the screen goes dark and it takes the Network nearly a minute to get regular programming broadcasting again.

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