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Supercard Archives / Re: KATE and TEDDY (c) vs THE BARNHARTS - MIXED TAG TITLES
« on: May 14, 2021, 09:13:15 AM »
KISS MY ASS

Narrator:  After her loss to Sam Marlowe at Climax Control 300 Bea Barnhart is ready, along with her husband Bill, to kick some ass on Kate Steele and Teddy Warren and earn the Mixed Tag Team Championship at Into The Void X.

We see Bea Barnhart walking down the hallway of their hotel. She walks to a lobby area where she meets up with the camera person who will be broadcasting her comments for Into The Void X. Bea is nicely dressed in black slacks, black dress shoes, and a white blouse. She takes a seat and when the camera person gives her the signal Bea jumps into her comments.

GROWING UP IN THE PHILIPPINES

Bea:  Growing up in the Philippines isn’t much different than growing up in the United States except for the economy and the education system. Due to the economic situation in the Philippines living conditions are not as nice as they are here in the United States. The education system in the Philippines is focused on you learning information rather than what the schools do in the United States which is indoctrinate students to be mindless zombies of the State. The common thing between the two countries is jealousy by people. The worse cases of jealousy I experienced was when I was in High School. I was one of the prettiest and most intelligent girls in the school. That meant boys worked overtime to try to gain my attention as their girlfriend. I turned them all down because my education was more important than vain things and the boys hated me for rejecting them. But the girls were horribly jealous and I endured years of abuse by them. I held my ground, and my temper, but after years of crap from them I stood up to them. At first I stood up to them verbally. Then when they got physically aggressive I had to fight off their attacks and in the process I put a lot of them out of school and into the hospital. After I whupped their asses, in self-defense, many of them came to me, apologized, and asked to be my friend. I declined their worthless gestures because of what they previously did to me. I’m not who I am today because of what others did for me. I’m what I am today because of what I did for myself.

IGNORANT DISCORD? SERIOUSLY?

Bea:  Well I didn’t defeat Sam Marlowe but I gave her enough of an ass kicking to last her for the rest of her wrestling career. Even though I didn’t appreciate her lying about what really happened backstage with the coffee incident, Sam’s performance in our match earned my respect. Well done Sam. Hope we can do another match soon. With that match behind me I enter Into The Void X, where I team with my husband and Tag Team Partner, Bill, in a Mixed Tag Team Championship match. We face the team of Kate Steele and Teddy Warren. They call themselves Ignorant Discord. Seriously? I ask the Network to put up a graphic showing you want the terms Ignorant and Discord mean.

A graphic comes on the screen with the following written on a sheet of paper.

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines IGNORANT as being destitute of knowledge or education. Lacking comprehension of things. A lack of intelligence. Unaware and uninformed. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines DISCORD as a lack of agreement and harmony between persons which results in active quarreling and conflict.

Bea:  Kate. . .Teddy. . .did you get that? Why in the hell would you want to name your team terms that label you as being ignorant, having no knowledge or education, lacking comprehension, and having disagreement between your team members that results in arguing and conflict? Oh wait! I know the answer to that one! It is because you two are ignorant, having no knowledge or education, lacking comprehension, and having disagreement between your team members that results in arguing and conflict. Wow! That was easy to interpret! Ha ha ha! Calling your team Ignorant Discord goes beyond you two being lame dumb asses if you ask me! You can take down the graphic from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary now.

The Network removes the graphic from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary and the camera returns to a shot of Bea.

KISS MY ASS!

Bea:  One of the animated shows I enjoyed watching was Futurama. I loved the characters of Leela and Bender but Fry was not all there in the comprehension skills department, you know, like Kate and Teddy who also lack comprehension skills. My favorite character was Bender. He was a brash, no-nonsense, cigar smoking, liquor drinking, smart-ass, cussing, in-your-face Robot. My favorite comment Bender used was KISS MY SHINEY METAL ASS! and I  relate to that because I tell others to kiss my ass all the time. Let me ask the Network to put up the graphic of Bender.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW BENDER GRAPHIC

After the Bender graphic is on the screen long enough for people to take it in properly Bea asks the Network to remove the graphic and they do. We return to a shot of Bea in the lobby area.

Bea:  Using a take on Bender’s signature comment I say to Kate and Teddy that you two can “KISS MY SEXY FILIPINA ASS!”

Bea pats her ass with her hand to show that Kate and Teddy where they can kiss her ass.

Bea:  Kate we both know Teddy is the weak link in your tag team. You’re also a weak link but less of a weakness for your team that Teddy is. I know you’ll do all you can to keep Teddy from getting into the ring because you know Bill will quickly demolish him. If you want to do that to keep both of us in the ring that’s fine with me as I’ll gladly take the win by pinning you, making you submit, or knocking you out.

WE CREATE HISTORY WITH THIS MATCH

Bea looks hard into the camera.

Bea:  I have no history with you Kate and no history with Teddy. This will be the first time we’ve faced off against each other and it’ll be the last time because when me and Bill get done destroying you two your retirement comes next so you won’t have another opportunity to face off against us. Although we have no prior history in the ring our match will make history in two ways. The first is that you two will lose the Mixed Tag Team Championship to us after you held it for a very short time. The second is that me and Bill will make history as the newly crowned Mixed Tag Team Champions. Think you can stop us from defeating you? Give it all you’ve got! I don’t want you two wimping out and rolling over and playing dead like trained dogs. I don’t want any question or doubt for any of the fans and other wrestlers to accept our win and reign as Mixed Tag Team Champions.

Bea informs the camera person she is going to make her closing comments and she wants them to get a close up of her.

Bea:  So that everyone is aware of what we are aware of let me run it down. Kate you are not a total loser as you have held a few Championships in Sin City Wrestling. We are also aware that Teddy managed to somehow hold two Championships here. Kate I want you to remember my face because I’m going to give you a hell of a beat down in our match and you’ll have nightmares where I show up in your dreams and beat you down again and again and again until you wake up from your nightmare screaming in fear as loud as you can. You need to hope you can get out of the ring and allow Teddy to be the one who loses to Bill so he’ll have to suffer the humiliation and taunts over the loss rather than you. History will be made at Into The Void X. Our team walks into this match as challengers for the Mixed Tag Team Championship and our team walks out of this match as Sin City Wrestling Mixed Tag Team Champions. Thanks for joining me for my comments today.

Bea gives the CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed. It takes the Network a few moments to put up regularly scheduled programming.


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Climax Control Archives / ANYTHING GOES
« on: May 06, 2021, 09:53:44 AM »
ANYTHING GOES. . .AND EVERYTHING WILL. . .

Narrator:  Oh. . .my. . .gawd!!! Several events ago there was an incident  backstage which caused Samantha Marlowe to lose her grip on her coffee cup and it tipped backward and splashed in her fact. Since Bea Barnhart was upset over her loss in her match she didn’t want to interact with anyone so when Sam approached her she automatically tried to brush past her. In the process of trying to brush by her she bumped into Sam and caused Marlowe to lose her grip on her coffee and, well, we all know what happened after that. After several weeks of Sam Marlowe falsely accusing Bea Barnhart of deliberately throwing coffee in her face the two are set to face off in an ANYTHING GOES match at Climax Control 300. I feel sorry for Sam, as she’s gonna get beat down and her ass kicked extremely hard, but she caused this match to happen by lying about Bea.

SHOPPING FOR ITEMS FOR AN ANYTHING GOES MATCH

The camera person catches up with Bea Barnhart who is out shopping in Las Vegas. As she walks down the street she comes across two stores that are side-by-side with one being a curio shop and the other being a hardware store. The camera person follows Bea into the curio shop. Bea roams around the curio shop picking up several unique items to check them over. While Bea checks items out she makes sure the camera person cannot get a shot of the items she is looking at.

Bea:  Oh for sure I have to have this item for my ANYTHING GOES match with Sam! Perfect!!!

Bea places the item into her basket making sure she prevents the camera person from getting a shot of what she placed into her basket. Bea looks over the shelving and she finds an item that catches her eye. She picks it up and looks it over. We cannot tell what it is but it appears to be about the size of an orange.

Bea:  Aha! Another perfect item for my ANYTHING GOES match! This will cause a lot of damage when used. Love it!!!

Bea continues looking for a third item but of the items she is looking over she is not yet finding what she would like to have for her ANYTHING GOES match. After looking over numerous items she finally finds something that catches her attention. We cannot see the item in the camera view and since Bea is holding it close to her body we are uninformed what it could be. Bea places the item into her basket then she proceeds to the checkout counter. She glances over to the camera person who is desperately trying to focus their camera to see what Bea has in her basket.

Bea:  Nice try to see what I have in my basket but NOBODY is going to know what I have that I’ll use in my match with Sam Marlowe except for me and Bill. I will give you a hint since this is a curio shop. The official definition, provided by the Mirriam-Webster Dictionary, of the word CURIO is that it is something considered novel, rare, or bizarre. Oh, Sam, you have no idea what you got yourself into when you lied to everyone about what happened with the coffee backstage. You have no idea that lying about me to try to boost your image would get you into something you’ll not be able to get yourself out of. The items I have in my basket are novel, rare, and bizarre and I’ll bring them the ring to abuse you with them. Oh? What’s that? You claim I can’t bring items to our match? Seriously? Gee, Sam, maybe you don’t understand the match rules we have which is ANYTHING GOES. Anything goes doesn’t mean that only one or two things are allowed. Anything goes means EVERYTHING is legal in our match. When will you find out what I purchased at this curio shop to use on you in our match? When the bell rings to officially start out match that’s when. Remember, Sam, that I didn’t cause this match to happen. .you did with your lies and false accusations concerning the backstage incident involving the coffee. I told the truth about the coffee incident backstage and you lied about the incident. Liars are worthless and I’ll make you feel so worthless after I destroy you that you’ll be so damn humiliated that you’ll wear a brown paper bag over your head in public so people will not know who you are and tease you about your loss to me!

Bea pays for her curio shop purchases making sure the owner of the shop doesn’t reveal the items she purchased to the camera person. Bea walks out of the curio shop with the viewers disappointed they couldn’t catch a glimpse of the items. Bea goes to the hardware store next door and walks in and starts browsing. As she did at the curio shop Bea ensures the items she is reviewing, and those she places into her basket to purchase, are not seen by the camera. Bea is looking for very special items to use in her match against Sam Marlowe. Bea comments as she picks up items and inspects them and if satisfied they are worthy for use in an ANYTHING GOES match she places it into her basket and if not she returns them to the shelf. Bea takes an item off the shelf and she examines it.

Bea:  Oooo! I like this item! Small but sharp! CUTTING edge!

Bea places the item into her basket making sure the camera cannot get a shot of it then she continues browsing. Bea quickly finds another item which she picks up and examines.

Bea:  Wow! This is another fantastic item for use in my match with Sam! When Sam sees me pull this item out she’ll shit in her wrestling outfit! Oh, my, wouldn’t that be humiliating for her? Damn right it will!

Bea places the second item into her basket again ensuring the camera cannot catch a shot of the item. She browses around to find one more item.

Bea:  I need one more special item to bring to my ANYTHING GOES match with Sam Marlowe. There has to be something in the hardware store that would be shocking and amusing at the same time.

Bea spots something but she’s not sure what it is until she walks up to the shelf, picks up the item, and looks it over. When she realizes what the item is she looks into the camera.

Bea:  This is the perfect item to bring into an ANYTHING GOES match! It is small. It is compact. It is unique. It is shocking. And for damn sure it will be amusing when I use it on Sam!

Bea places the final item into her basket, again ensuring the item cannot be seen by the camera, then she goes to the checkout counter where she pays for her items and walks out of the store with her purchases from the hardware store and curio shop. The smile on Bea’s face is priceless. Bea hails a taxi to return to her hotel room.

DISCUSSING THINGS

Bea has returned to the hotel room she and Bill are staying at which is near the Gold Coast Casino. The camera person is set up and we listen to their conversation.

Bea:  Bill how can you not be upset that you lost your Roulette Championship match against Alex Jones at Climax Control 299? You clearly beat him down more than he did to you.

Bill:  The rules of that Roulette Championship match was the match takes place in a boiler room and the first wrestler to exit the boiler room is declared the winner. When I speared Alex and drove him backward we both slammed into the door of the boiler room. The door flew open and we both tumbled out of the boiler room. Referee Drew Patton made the correct call on the match. Although I clearly beat down Alex more than he did to me his back hit the door and he fell backward to the floor. When both of us flew through the opening he was the first wrestler to exit the boiler room. I can’t be upset at the Referee for rightly officiating the match and I can’t fault Alex Jones as he gave me a great match. The only thing I have to say is that he is at a disadvantage against Caleb Storms and Miles Kasey at Into The Void X. Both of them are rested and healed and Alex Jones is going into that match defending the Roulette Championship as a broken man. I place my bet on Caleb Storms to win the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  A bold prediction Bill.

Bill:  I’m a bold person Bea. I’ve had enough to say and I don’t want to take up more of your air time since this air time is your time to talk about your match with Sam Marlowe.

Bill exits the room and Bea continues to address her upcoming match.

Bea:  Did you pay attention to what Bill said? He congratulated Alex Jones on the win and he thanked the Referee for calling the match properly. Although me and Bill haven’t yet won Championships, and we haven’t won as many matches as we hoped we would, we’re happy, contented, and we continue to give one hundred percent in every match. Compare that to most of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, including Sam Marlowe, who win more matches than the two of us do, and some have won Championships, yet they still whine, bitch, moan, complain, and throw tantrums when they don’t get their way. Listen up so you might have a slight chance of understanding. We’re employed by Sin City Wrestling to wrestle in the matches assigned to us. We’re not here to complain how Management runs our wrestling Federation. We’re not here to complain about what matches we’re assigned to. They pay us to perform to the best of our abilities in the wrestling matches they assign us to and that’s what me and Bill do. I’m not like other wrestlers, including Sam, who complain about every damn thing. Just because Sam is a klutz and lost her grip on her coffee and she sloshed it into her own face she has no right to try to accuse me of deliberately throwing coffee in her face. False accusations by opponents causes my opponents to get a truly severe beat down. If you’ll please excuse me I need to get to a MEET AND GREET event with my fans.

The camera person places their camera into a fade out and when the scene totally fades out the Network cuts to a commercial break.

After the commercial break the scene opens with Bea at her MEET AND GREET with her fans.

MEET AND GREET

A shot of Bea Barnhart at her MEET AND GREET event comes on our screen. We see dozens of fans waiting to greet Bea, obtain her autograph, shake her hand, and ask questions. Bea is smiling large as she greets her adoring fans.

Fan One:  I would like to ask why you chose the song HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT by Pat Benatar as your entrance and theme music.

Bea:  Bill used this music while serving in another wrestling federation and I also like the song. He told me he would love to have a match with the rules that each wrestler can hit the other wrestler with any wrestling move or hold and they have to take the shot. Then the wrestler who got the first shot has to stand there and take the shot from the other wrestler. They would go back and forth until one of them could no longer continue in the match. Bill said the match would be called HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT and it would go as I just mentioned. If any wrestler delivered a shot then another and another without allowing the back and forth according to the match rules they would be disqualified for violating the rules of the match. Bill stated if they would give him a match like that he would easily win as his shots are better than his opponents and he can take the hits and rebound better than other wrestles. I feel the same way as Bill does. I feel if I could be assigned to a HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT match I would easily win as it is damn hard to put me out of action as Sam Marlowe will find out in our upcoming ANYTHING GOES MATCH. Sorry for the long response but I wanted to clearly answer your question.

Fan One:  Thanks for the response. May I also have you autograph this photo please?

Bea:  Of course!

Bea signs the photo and hands it back to the fan who is extremely thankful for the opportunity to meet Bea Barnhart, ask her a question, and have her autograph a photo.

Fan Two:  You claimed numerous times that you did not deliberately toss Sam Marlowe’s coffee into her face. You stated you were upset at losing your multi-wrestler match by being the wrestler who was pinned and you simply didn’t want to talk with anyone as you headed back to your dressing room. Can you  honestly state that you did not know that the person who approached you and tried to talk with you was Sam Marlowe? And can you honestly state that you didn’t know she was carrying a cup of hot coffee when you brushed her aside?

Bea:  I wish there was a Polygraph machine here they could hook me up to as I’m telling the truth and the Polygraph machine would prove that. When you review the backstage incident you notice the only person with me was my husband Bill. I tell you the truth that when he approached me after my loss in the match I didn’t even want to talk to him as I was so upset over my loss so you know damn well I didn’t want to talk with anyone else. Watch the replay of the backstage incident and you’ll notice that I wasn’t talking to Bill. He was simply walking backstage with me as we went toward to the dressing room because he knows there are a lot of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who want to attack me backstage. It wouldn’t have mattered who walked up to me that evening as I honestly didn’t want to talk to anyone, including my husband, due to my loss. When Sam approached me I didn’t even know it was her. It could have been a violent wrestler trying to attack me or a rogue fan who snuck backstage. I simply saw movement that was not from Bill and I tried to quickly brush past the movement. I guess when I bumped into Sam her hand flipped toward her and she spilled hot coffee into her own face. I tell the truth and if you watch the replay of the backstage incident concerning her coffee you’ll see I’m telling the truth. I have time for one more question then I’ll shake hands and autograph items for you before I have to leave.

Fan Three:  Due to your upcoming match being an ANYTHING GOES match do you expect Sam Marlowe to hire friends to run in on the match to attack you? I mean anything goes means anything goes right?

Bea:  I’m not new to having jealous and incompetent opponents attack me backstage or hiring interference in a match to try to gain an advantage. If anyone shows up to my match with Sam and tries to interfere I have Bill, Senor Vinnie, and numerous other loyal friends, who will immediately step between those attackers and me. If they need to they’ll release Iris on them as Iris is very protective of me and Bill. The coffee incident was not a deliberate thing by me but Sam wanted to make it a deliberate thing. So I look at it like this. Me beating the crap out of Sam, and hurting her so she will suffer pain for weeks, isn’t something I deliberately decided to do. I wanted a standard rules match but she wanted a violent grudge match so she got her wish and now we are assigned to an ANYTHING GOES Grudge Match.

Bea motions to the camera person to get an extreme close-up of her and they do so.

Bea:  Well, Sam, as I’ve mentioned many times, my opponents should be careful what they wish for as they might just get it. You wished for this type of match and you got what you wished for. You simply failed to place into the equation that I’m going to beat you down so hard, so badly, and so violently, that you’ll prefer to run off into retirement than to face anyone again in the wrestling ring. To bring the concept of how severely I’ll beat you down let me put it in the following terms. Sam you would rather suffer through a Category 5 hurricane, with winds of up to 157 miles per hour, than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. You would rather suffer through an EF5 tornado, with winds of 116 to 200 miles per hour, than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. And, Sam, trust me that you would rather suffer through a magnitude 8.0 or higher earthquake than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. You can contact Management and tell them you want to quit and back out of our match and walk away from this match and save yourself getting seriously hurt or you can come to the match and get seriously hurt at my hands. Your decision.

Bea thanks the camera person for the close-up and then they back off to return to a regular shot. Bea turns to her fans at the MEET AND GREET event.

Bea:  Thanks for coming to my MEET AND GREET event. Although I’m done taking and answering questions I’ll remain for a time to talk with you, sign autographs, and have photos taken with you after the camera is off.

The camera person cuts the audio of the broadcast and then they set their camera to a slow fade to black. Over a one minute time the scene slowly fades out until our computer screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / ALEX JONES...AGAIN
« on: April 29, 2021, 03:08:26 PM »
ALEX JONES. . .AGAIN

Narrator:  Most of you know. . .some of you are about to know. . .and the rest of you are morons so you will never know. . .that Bill Barnhart is one of the most accomplished wrestlers in the sport of wrestling that he has been referred by the term BAD TO THE BONE for a long time. Without further delay I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his Roulette Championship match against Alex Jones at Climax Control 299.

When the scene changes we see Bill Barnhart standing near a wrestling ring. We are not sure where the ring is located but we hope Bill will inform us where he is broadcasting from. But if he doesn’t reveal the location that’s okay. Bill has not yet been informed that they are broadcasting so without an introduction or comments Bill launches into song from a well-known musical.

Bill:

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye
And it looks like it's climbing clear up to the sky

Oh, what a beautiful mornin'
Oh, what a beautiful day
I've got a beautiful feeling
Everything's going my way

The camera person interrupts Barnhart’s performance to inform him that he forgot to tell Bill that they were already broadcasting. He lets them know his singing the opening of OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING from the musical OKLAHOMA was broadcast to everyone watching.

Bill:  That’s okay. I’ve nothing to hide. When you think about it getting this Roulette Championship match against Alex Jones is a fun gift given to me. When I was presented with the Climax Control 299 card and saw that I was facing Alex Jones for the Roulette Championship all I could do was bust out with the song OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING from the musical OKLAHOMA.  At that time I was thinking yes it is a beautiful morning. . .yes it is a beautiful day. . .and yes I’ve got a beautiful feeling that everything’s going my way. Being handed a special match like this just weeks before Into The Void X is not only fun for me it will prove that Alex Jones is a chump champ when I defeat him.

After Bill’s comments the cameraman gets a shot of the announcing table at ringside. We notice sitting on top of the announcing table there is a Karaoke machine. It appears we are about to be blessed with a performance by Bill. When Bill is told by the camera person they are live broadcasting Bill launches into his comments.

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today. I’m at an event location that hosts sporting events which is the reason you see a wrestling ring and announcing table. No it is not at the Saxon Hotel where Climax Control 299 will be held. I often keep these locations unknown as there are a lot of jerks, both wrestlers and fans, who act violently and attempt to attack wrestlers they don’t like. I figure since damn near everyone is upset that Bea told the truth about the backstage coffee incident with Sam Marlowe that these mentally ill wrestlers and fans might want to attack me to get on Bea’s nerves. So for now don’t concern yourself on where I’m broadcasting from. Just pay attention to my comments.

BAD TO THE BONE

Bill walks over to the announcing table and points to the Karaoke machine.

Bill:  This is a Karaoke machine. Most of you know what it is, and I don’t need to explain what it is to those of you who know what it is, but I have to be very specific for the benefit of those watching who have low IQ numbers and have a hard time comprehending simple concepts.

Barnhart bursts out in loud laughter then he regains his composure to continue his comments.

Bill:  I’m going to perform a song that all of you, except the most ignorant of you, know very well. I feel it is the perfect song for me to present just how BAD ASS I am. It is BAD TO THE BONE by George Thorogood. Ready. . .set. . .go!

Bill presses the play button and we hear a familiar song introduction and we watch as Bill launches into his presentation of the song.

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered around
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
And she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone

Bill is finished with his Karaoke performance of BAD TO THE BONE. He takes a bow then turns the Karaoke machine off.

Bill:  Yes, Alex, I’m BAD TO THE BONE! Yes, Alex, I’m gonna whup your ass and earn the Roulette Championship from you. Yes, Alex, I’ll defeat you so soundly that you’ll cry for days. Do you think I give a shit if you lose the Roulette Championships to me and you get knocked out of the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X then you cry yourself to sleep for weeks over your loss? No, Alex, I don’t give a damn about you. . .I don’t care how you feel. . .I don’t care if your feelings get hurt. . .and I don’t care if you get physically hurt during our match. Why? Because I’m not here to make you feel good. I’m here to destroy you and become the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. And, Alex, if you think that any of the stipulations the Roulette Wheel can land on to determine the details of our match will benefit you in the match then you’re extremely deceived.. The Roulette wheel can land on a slot with the stipulation that BILL BARNHART MUST HAVE HIS HANDS AND FEET TIED WITH ROPES AND HE HAS TO WEAR A BLINDFOLD AND A STRAIGHTJACKET in the match but even if that were a possible option on the Roulette wheel I’d still kick your ass! That, Alex, is what BAD TO THE BONE is about!

Bill roars with laughter again.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING?

Bill:  To prove I know what I’m doing, Alex, I’ve  researched and found that you are somewhat accomplished in Sin City Wrestling. I see you held the Heavyweight Championship from August 23, 2020 until September 27, 2020. Maybe you think a title reign of a few days over thirty days is great but I feel a short title reign like that is pathetic. I see you held the Mixed Tag Team Championship with your partner Johanna Krieger from February 26, 2020 until August 2, 2020 when you lost it to Sass N Bash. I will give you credit for this title reign since you managed to keep the Championship for a little over five months but I’m sure it was more due to Johanna’s performance in the ring as your Tag Team partner than it was due to your performance in the ring. Next I saw you and your tag team partner, Devona, managed to get to the finals in the Blast From The Past Tournament but someone else won the Tournament. Runner-Up doesn’t mean you won anything in the Tournament. The term Runner-Up is just a polite term for LOSER. You found out there are no trophies awarded for second place. And, now, you hold the Roulette Championship which you obtained on March 28, 2021. Sorry to be the wrestler who will defeat you and earn the Roulette Championship away from you just five weeks after you obtained it. Sorry to be the wrestler who will knock you out of the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X. However, Alex, I’m not sorry enough to back off on you in our match at Climax Control 299 and let you win. Yes, Alex, you heard me correctly. My words are prophecy that will come true on Sunday, May 2, 2021.

Barnhart presents two thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Do you know what you’re doing Alex? I damn sure know what I’m doing. I know you’re going to get in front of the camera to try to convince everyone that you can defeat me. Hmmm. Shall we investigate that claim? Let me take you back to Climax Control 255 on December 1, 2019. I defeated you by applying my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammer Lock. You cried like a little kid that fell and skinned their knees. You begged me to release my Flying Hammer Lock on you but I refused until the Referee ordered me to release you. So, Alex, do you still believe you can defeat me? You’re 0-1 against me and you’ll go 0-2 on May 2, 2021, AND you’ll be handing the Roulette Championship to me!

Barnhart steps away from the announcing table to walk to the wrestling ring where he climbs the steps, walks along the ring apron, then ducks through the ropes into the ring where he walks over to the ropes and looks into the camera.

FREAKING OUT OVER NOTHING

Bill:  Alex I have a neighbor who, although she’s intelligent, she’s dumb. Let me tell you about an incident that happened two months ago with her. I was taking my English Bulldog Iris for a walk around our neighborhood. We crossed paths with Danielle during our walk. I needed to ask Danielle a question about the type of work she does since she works from home. I was on one side of our street and she was on the other side so it was hard to communicate when we were fifteen to twenty feet apart. I took a step toward her to be sure she could hear me and she nearly jumped out of her skin, backed up, and didn’t want to get close to me even though we were still far apart from each other and it was difficult to hear each other. Neither of us wear a mask when we take walks in our neighborhood as we’re never close to other people during these walks and a mask is supposed to protect you and others when you are close together. This reaction from Danielle surprised me because since she moved here from San Francisco six months ago she has made trips to Mexico, Ecuador, Panama, Bolivia, Peru, and Brazil. If you can make that many trips in a short period of time you can talk to me across the street for two minutes without acting like you’ll contract the Corona virus.

Bill gestures with his arms in the air like WTF then he continues.

Bill:  Although Danielle’s fear reaction was stupid and unjustified, considering her many trips I mentioned, your reaction to our match will be real fear. Alex you need to fear me. Alex you need to worry that I might end your wrestling career. I’ve defeated you in a dominating manner before and I’m going to do it again. No matter what you do, no matter what you say, no matter who you pay to interfere in our match, I’m going to win, I’m going to earn the Roulette Championship, and you’re going to run off into retirement!

BE AWARE WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND YOU

Bill:  I’m trying to help you understand things, Alex, so that when these things happen you’ll not be able to use the excuse that you were caught off-guard or that you were uninformed. Let me relate a recent incident concerning my wife’s friend, Juliet, who is also a Filipina. Juliet is one of those people who claims to know everything but she is dumber than a rock and always gets caught short. Juliet has a daughter who is seven years old and afraid of dogs but Juliet thought it would be nice to purchase a dog for her as a pet. Instead of talking to friends who have dogs with puppies, contacting a store that sells dogs, or contacting the Humane Society to adopt, she went on Facebook to the Marketplace and looked for a dog there. She likes Iris, my English Bulldog, so she searched and found a man in Atlanta who said he has an English Bulldog puppy that he can no longer keep and he wants to re-home the dog to a loving family. He was asking $500 for the dog but he asked that Juliet transfer $200 to him to hold the dog until she can pick the dog up. After Juliet transferred the $200 to this man he told her he lied to her and he never had a dog. He just wanted to scam her. Juliet tried to make a huge deal out of it on Facebook claiming it wasn’t right for that man to scam her. Bea bitched Juliet out asking how she could be so damn stupid to try to obtain a dog that way when there are dozens of pet shops in our area, plus the Humane Society, and of course we have mutual friends who have dogs who end up having puppies. Bea told Juliet that she has no right to call out this scammer and complain out him on Facebook when she could have done a dog purchase the correct way to now allow herself to get scammed.

Bill grins a huge grin.

Bill:  So, Alex, why did I tell you Juliet’s stupid experience and her getting scammed? Because she never listens to anyone. Then when we tell her what would happen and it does happen she gets upset and blames the scammer instead of blaming herself for allowing them to scam her. How does that relate to you Alex? You also don’t listen. You have people telling you that you’ll lose the Roulette Championship to me and that I’ll go on to Into The Void X to defend the Roulette Championship against Caleb Storms and Milo Kasey but you refuse to listen. When you lose to me, like Juliet lost to the scammer, don’t whine, don’t complain, don’t demand stuff,  don’t go on Facebook and Twitter to whine about it, just accept your loss and get the hell out of my sight! When I win the Roulette Championship from you I’ll use one of my favorite four-word phrases:  I TOLD YOU SO!!!

Barnhart exits the ring then walks to the announcing table where he takes a seat. The cameraman gets set up to keep focused on Bill.

THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

Bill:  What we have here Alex is what I call a perfect opportunity. Well a perfect opportunity for me anyway. For you it is a perfect nightmare. We’ve had one match together and I defeated you by submission. I know that decisive submission loss to me haunts you to this day. You thought you had several weeks off before Into The Void X before you would have to defend the Roulette Championship and then the next thing you know you’re facing me at Climax Control 299 with the Roulette Championship on the line. You thought you would walk into Into The Void X as Roulette Champion and maybe, just maybe, you would be able to defeat Milo Kasey and Caleb Storms but now you’re beginning to realize you’ll enter Climax Control 299 as Roulette Champion and you’ll leave Climax Control 299 as the FORMER Roulette Champion.

Bill waves his fists into the camera for the benefit of Alex Jones.

Bill:  Alex you can purchase all the good luck charms you want and you’ll still lose to me. You can find witch doctors and Voodoo people to attempt to put curses on me and you’ll still lose to me. You can hire all the interference you want but with Senor Vinnie, Bea, and my English Bulldog Iris, watching my back all your paid-for interference will get beat down and sent back to the trash dumpster. I’m not in this match to hand you a win. I’m in this match to hand you a loss and a damn hard loss at that. This is a Roulette Rules match and I’m hoping the wheel lands on the most outrageous, hard, dangerous, violent, and evil, type of match anyone can imagine. I want my win over you to be so amazing, so brilliant, so overwhelming, that the fans, reporters, and other wrestlers, will be talking about my win over you for decades. Please enjoy your free time leading up to our match on Sunday because after our match, when you are crumpled on the mat bruised, broken, and bleeding, there will be no more enjoyment in your life.

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments for this presentation and they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / FACING THE STORM AGAIN
« on: April 14, 2021, 11:07:42 AM »
FACING THE STORM AGAIN

Narrator:  Last week Bea Barnhart was in a Roulette Qualifier match to try to earn a spot to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship at Into The Void X and now at Climax Control 297 Bill is in a Roulette Qualifier match against Caleb Storms for a shot at the Roulette Championship at Into The Void X.  That shows the Barnhart family has made an impact in Sin City Wrestling. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart, located in the Broadcast Studio at the Earl Wilson Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada, for his comments on his match.

We get a shot of Bill Barnhart sitting at a table in the broadcast studio. He is nicely dressed in a dark gray business suit wearing a white shirt and a dark gray tie that matches the color of his business suit. Bill looks more like a high-level Broadcaster than a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. When the techs in the broadcast studio inform Bill they are live broadcasting he launches into his comments.

Bill:  Let me get to the point as there’s no need in making a lot of unnecessary comments that waste air time. I’m facing Caleb Storms, in a Roulette Qualifier match to qualify for the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X, and everyone seems to bow and worship Caleb and I have no clue why.

Bill looks into the camera with a confused look on his face.

Bill:  Why are you, the viewers, questioning my comments concerning Caleb Storms and why are you, the viewers, supporting a lame wrestler like him? Let me tell you why and I have three items to present to you to prove your support of Caleb Storms is pathetic.

Bill holds up one finger to indicate the first item he wants to present.

Bill:  Caleb everyone brags about how great you are as a Roulette Champion. How about we investigate that item? You defeated Jon Dough on May 13, 2018, to earn the Roulette Championship then lost it back to Jon Dough on May 27, 2018, which means you held the Roulette Championship two weeks! Seriously? One reign as Roulette Champion. . .a reign of only two weeks…and that was nearly three years ago? And people commend you for that pathetic performance? Good grief!

Bill holds up two fingers to indicate the second item he wants to present.

Bill:  So, Caleb, I’ve also heard people brag about your accomplishment in earning the Mixed Tag Team Championship with your tag team partner Samantha Marlowe. You defeated Kain and Mercedes Vargas on August 26, 2018, then you lost is back to Kain and Mercedes on September 16, 2018, which is about three weeks. One reign as Mixed Tag Team Champions. . .for three weeks. . .then nothing since? Damn!

Bill holds up three fingers to indicate the third item he wants to present.

Bill:  Caleb, you obtained the Internet Championship by default on December 6, 2020, then immediately lost it to Agostino Romano on January 31, 2021. I guess we can give you credit this time for holding a Championship for around seven weeks. Then you managed to regain the Internet Championship from Agostino Romano on March 7, 2021, but immediately
 lost it back to Agostino on March 28, 2021, for another pathetic three week reign as Champion. How anyone can follow you, support you, cheer you on, and commend you, on these pathetic performances as a Champion is beyond my ability to comprehend the reasons why. Why. . .why. . .why. . .why…why?

Bill holds up his hands with his thumb and index finger making a ZERO.

Bill:  Four times you held a Championship in Sin City Wrestling. Combined time as a Champion, totaling all the times you were Roulette, Mixed Tag Team, and Internet Champion, comes to a grand total of around fifteen weeks. Seriously? They need to update the Dictionary so that instead of giving a definition of the term PATHETIC they just use a photo of you as the definition!

The cameraman gets a close-up on Bill who has a huge grin on his face.

MORE THAN A ONE-TRICK PONY

Bill: I was accused by Lincoln Daniels of being a one-trick pony by his claim that I have only one good move in my arsenal. Lincoln specifically mentioned my sleeper hold as my only good move. Apparently Daniels is uninformed, or stupid, or both, because I have numerous great submission holds. My favorite submission hold is my Flying Hammerlock, followed by my Sleeper Hold, followed by my Figure-Four Leg Lock. And when you take a look at my match with Lincoln Daniels, at Blaze of Glory IX, you notice I used many punishing moves that wear him down rather than go for the submission. How did I win my match with Lincoln Daniels? With a pinfall. ONE. . .TWO. . .THREE!!! Uh huh! What is my favorite four-word phrase? I TOLD YOU SO!!!

Bill bursts into loud laughter then he regains his composure.

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! Caleb you’re a joke of a wrestler in my eyes. So you’ve held four Championships in Sin City Wrestling over a three year period. Combined your four Championship reigns totals around fifteen weeks. When I worked in another wrestling federation I often held Championships for months, and several times for over one year, before someone was able to defeat me. I was a multiple Triple Crown and Grand Slam achiever. I was inducted into the Hall of Fame so many times they were thinking of renaming their Hall of Fame as the Bill Barnhart Hall of Fame.

Bill again bursts into loud laughter but this time he has amused himself so much that it takes him time to regain his composure.

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! Caleb I’ve heard you brag about yourself. I’ve heard others brag about you to the point that they reference that your shit don’t stink. Trust me, Caleb, when you’re in the bathroom doing a dump it stinks so horribly that people passing by have to don gas masks to keep from passing out. Well, Caleb, speaking of passing out you know I’m a wrestler known for punishing opponents so hard that they would rather pass out than to continue to try to fight the horrific pain I put upon them. If you think I’m gonna go easy on you then you’re delusional because I plan on hurting you to the point where you’ll go unconscious rather than endure another second of pain. Although in our three matches against each other you are currently 2-1 after Climax Control 297 we will be at 2-2 against each other.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bill:  What’s the bottom line Caleb? I win. . .you lose. I win and qualify for the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X. . .you don’t. You’ll get hurt by me. . .you’ll not be able to hurt me. Bea’s spilling coffee in the face of Samantha Marlowe was an accident but me beating you to the depths of Hell and back will be deliberate. I’ll have the fans support me as their next Roulette Champion. . .you’ll be mocked and ridiculed as the mediocre wrestler you truly are. Fun for me…humiliating for you. Deal with that Caleb

Bill informs the studio techs he’s done with his presentation and they cut their camera feed.


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Climax Control Archives / I WILL BECOME THE CONTENDER FOR THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP
« on: April 07, 2021, 08:49:16 AM »
I WILL BECOME THE CONTENDER FOR THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  I’m here to tell you Bea Barnhart is excited about this match at Climax Control 296. She is happy she got another match since she has not been assigned to matches for 2021 as often as she wanted to be. With this being a Roulette Championship Qualifier match, with the winner moving on to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship at Into The Void X, Bea in overdrive. With those comments I turn you over to Bea for her comments on her upcoming match.

BREAKING OPPONENTS

The scene changes to a shot of Bea Barnhart in her hotel room located near the Cox Pavilion in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans and a black pullover shirt.

Bea:  Thanks for joining me to listen to me explain why Krystal and Candy are doomed to lose to me at Climax Control 296. First item is that I’m not happy that since November 2020 I’ve only had three matches, one in November, one in December, and one in February. I’m so happy to have another match that I’m so fired up I have to have the Fire Department stand by to quell the flames. I know the two of them have dreams of winning this match, and qualifying for the Bombshell Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X, but I’m the dream destroyer and the dreams of Candy and Krystal will be destroyed by me this Sunday.

Bea rolls her eyes.

Bea:  Sheesh! Candy appears she’s trying to be like a Malibu Barbie and Krystal Wolfe thinks she’s all that just because she comes from Australia. I don’t give a damn who you are, what you think you are, or where you come from. The only thing I see in you two are victims of my superior wrestling and you are losers.

Bea stops talking for a moment to take a drink break.

DREAMS

Bea:  Candy, Krystal, I know you two have dreams. Unfortunately your so-called dreams are nothing more than false hopes that you can defeat a quality wrestler like me. My dreams, on the other hand, are based on tons of research that leads to valid interpretations of those dreams. Let me run down a few of my dreams that I researched for their meanings.

Bea holds up one finger to indicate the first dream and interpretation.

Bea:  I have dreams of a happily barking dog. This symbolizes pleasures and social activity and that I’m being accepted into the circle of things. This, girls, means that I’m a happy person, a successful wrestler, and after showing the rest of the Roster what I’m capable of accomplishing in the ring, everyone is now taking notice of them. Oh how much more they’ll take notice of me when I easily defeat you two this Sunday.

Bea holds up two fingers to indicate the second dream and interpretation.

Bea:  Dreaming I’m giving a dog a bath symbolizes my nurturing abilities and I pride myself on my loyalty and generosity. I do have a nurturing nature when I give Iris a bath. It is a teaching moment for Iris. I’m loyal to Iris and generous in handing out love and affection, and of course food, to her as she is never satisfied with the amount of food we give her. How does that dream and interpretation relate to you two in our match? I’m going to give you a teaching moment to show you that even if you two combined all your wrestling abilities you still don’t equal half the wrestler I am. And since I’m a very generous person I promise I’ll issue out punishment on you two in equal amounts as I have enough punishment available for both of you.

Bea holds up three fingers to indicate the third dream and interpretation.

Bea:  Sometimes I dream of ants so I looked up the interpretation of that dream. Since ants symbolize hard work, diligence, cooperation, and industry, that defines me and my wrestling perfectly. I don’t rely on taunts and threats and posing before the camera to make my point. I get into the wrestling ring against anyone Management assigns me to and I perform at my best. You two are going to find out just how hard working, diligent, and persistent I am.

Bea smiles into the camera before continuing with her comments.

NOISE DOESN’T EQUATE INTO SUCCESS

Bea: We have a neighbor across the street from our house in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When he comes home he often sits in his car in his driveway for five minutes or more continuing to listen to the blasting music in his car. I honestly don’t care what music people listen to but when you are in your car, with the doors and windows of your car closed, and your music is so damn loud that my walls and windows in my home are vibrating then it is too damn loud. These people remind me of most of the wrestlers here in Sin City Wrestling. They are so starved for attention they have to annoy people to get attention, even though it is negative attention, and that’s pathetic. Sad that most of you are happy to annoy people to get negative attention when you would be better off to present valid information to others so you could get positive attention like I get. And, girls, watch how much positive attention I get when I win our match and I move on to Into the Void X for a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship.

TAKE OUT THE TRASH

Bea:  Our trash collection company, which is contracted by Gwinnett County for our trash and recycles collection, is the Waste Management company. They provide us two containers, one for regular trash and one for recycle items. When they collect the regular trash the truck has an arm that comes out, grabs the trash bin, lifts it up and empties it into the back of the truck, then returns the regular trash bin to the curb. For the recycle items they provide us with a wheeled container with a blue lid. Instead of having a truck that has an arm to pick up the trash container the workers manually lift the recycle container and dump it into the back of the truck. Often they spill stuff on the street and our driveway but they fail to pick up what they dropped so Bill bitches them out. This reminds me of you two. You are professional wrestlers in a top quality Wrestling Federation. You are here to perform your jobs to the best of your ability, and for the enjoyment of the fans, but you tend to drop half your stuff on the ground, and perform like trash. I don’t drop my stuff on the ground. I carry everything I have with me and I kick the shit out of opponents and walk away the winner. You two talk a hell of a lot of shit to try to blow up your opponents but I’m here to tell you that even if I gave you each a crate of dynamite you wouldn’t be able to blow your nose.

Bea lets out a loud laugh.

Bea:  I want you two to enjoy your time leading up to our match this Sunday. Once our match begins you two will realize you’re in way over your heads and you’ll be trying to find every possible thing in the world to try to defeat me. Have fun trying because you’ll fail. I’m moving on to face the Bombshell Roulette Champion at Into the Void X and I know you two will be watching the match and watch me win the Championship. See you two on Sunday!

Bea tells the cameraman she is done with her comments and the cameraman cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: LINCOLN DANIELS v "BULLDOG" BILL BARNHART
« on: March 24, 2021, 08:04:30 AM »
THE SAME IS. . .

Narrator:  As I mentioned last week I had a conversation with Bill Barnhart so he could inform me what he is going to talk about for his match against Lincoln Daniels so I can give proper lead-in comments for his comments on the match. In this second of Bill Barnhart’s comments he will be discussing the similar items between himself and Lincoln Daniels. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The scene changes and it takes us to where Bill and Bea are currently located. This is odd. It isn’t the gym where Bill presented his first comments for his match with Lincoln Daniels. It also doesn’t look like a hotel room so obviously they are not broadcasting from there. When the camera pans around we see that Bill and Bea are in a broadcast studio. We have no clue where this might be so we hope Bill and Bea will tell us where they are broadcasting from.

Bill:  I decided to present my comments today from the broadcast studio set up in the Golden Ring Casino. Thanks to the crew for allowing us to use their facilities. To open my comments I would like to present to the viewers the similar things between myself and Lincoln Daniels. We are nearly the same height and weight. Daniels is a Power, High Flying, and Brawler, and I’m a Technical expert and a Brawler. But even though we are close in size and type of wrestling we specialize in I’m the one with the advantage in this match. My wife, Bea, is also my Manager and will be in my corner as she usually is. Lincoln’s wife, Zania, is his Manager and she will be in his corner. Comparing these two women without a doubt I have the better wife and Manager. Advantage = ME! So other than those few items where we are close there’s nothing the same between the two of us.

DEFINING BILL BARNHART

Bea:  There are some words that adequately describe Bill.

Bea pulls out a sheet of paper and she starts reading from the list.

Bea:  Here are the words that adequately describe Bill. . .Amazing. . .Astonishing. . .Awe-Inspiring. . .Awesome. . .Breathtaking. . .Brilliant. . .Challenging. . .Energetic. . .Fabulous. . .Fantastic. . .Fearless. . .Formidable. . .Grand. . .Great. . .Imposing. . .Impressive. . .Intimidating. . .Magnificent. . .Mind-Blowing. . .Overwhelming. . .Powerful. . .Shocking. . .Stunning. There ya go! Great definitions of Bill Barnhart. Now let me take a look at the sheet of descriptive words that describe Lincoln Daniels.

Bea puts down the list of words describing Bill and she picks up a list of words describing Lincoln Daniels. She looks over the paper, both front and back, and up and down, then she looks into the camera.

Bea: Well Damn! The sheet that describes Lincoln Daniels is totally blank. Nothing on the paper at all. Guess that means there are no words adequate to describe a wrestler as lame as he is.

FOUR-WORD PHRASES

Bill:  Lincoln there are many things I’m great at in addition to wrestling. One of those items is my use of four-word phrases to make my point. I’d like to present some of them today since they work well against opponents as worthless as you are. ALL BARK NO BITE describing that you can talk smack but can’t back it up. BITCH, DON’T EVEN TRY to let you know if you try to do me in you’ll be the one done in. COME AND GET IT to challenge you to bring on the fight. No matter what you bring to the fight you’ll lose this match to me. I TOLD YOU SO which I’ll scream in your face when you are lying on the mat and my hand is raised in victory. REAL MEN DON’T CRY so if you want to pretend you are a real man, Lincoln, then don’t cry when I win our match

Bill rolls his eyes at how pathetic Lincoln Daniels is.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bill:  You want to know the truth Lincoln? Let me give you a mental picture so you can fully understand where you stand against me. Get the image in your head of a tiny male Chihuahua who is maybe 6 to 8 pounds. He’s horny as hell and he finds a female Great Dane who is in heat. That poor little Chihuahua is too stupid to realize he barely comes up to the pads on her feet. But the poor deceived little dipshit Chihuahua wraps his arms around her leg and starts humping like all get out. As hard as this little Chihuahua tries he’ll never mate with this Great Dane. Yeah, Lincoln, you’re that pathetic little Chihuahua going up against me, this big, bad, and aggressive Bulldog named Bill Barnhart, and try all you want you’ll never defeat me just as that Chihuahua will never manage to mate with that Great Dane.  No wonder your breath smells like an outhouse as all you have done for weeks is talk shit! My gawd man! You talk enough shit in a month to totally fill in the Grand Canyon! Enjoy your loss to me as I’m damn sure gonna enjoy my win over you!

Bill burst out in loud laughter and after he regains his composure he continues.

DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

Bill:  Let me tell you something Lincoln. You talked a lot of talk which included idle threats, baseless accusations, and outright lies. What they hell were you trying to do? Were you trying to work out a comedy routine so that you could work nights at a comedy club doing stand-up comedy? If that’s your objective my advice to you is DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB because you suck at stand-up comedy so all you have to fall back on is wrestling. But don’t get discouraged because every wrestling federation needs a certain amount of Jobber wrestlers to provide wins for the other wrestlers so at least you know Management will keep you on the roster to serve in that capacity.

Bill and Bea look at each other and smile.

Bill:  Damn Lincoln! I listened to your comments concerning our upcoming match and I have to say your comments were shitty and watery like someone having Diarrhea. You know. . .it just keeps running and running and running, it smells horrible, it makes no sense, and it makes a mess. Yep! That’s how your comments came across Daniels. I’ll close my comments for today by telling you that every time I see you in the hallway at our wrestling events the first thing I think of is that you are just a twit in the hall and you are meaningless to the sport of wrestling. I’m sure you’re familiar with the Pink Floyd song ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL so let me give you the Bill Barnhart version of the main lyrics of the song considering you are just another twit in the hall.

The camera zooms in on Bill as he begins singing his version of the song.

I don’t need wrestling education
Because I’m the best wrestler in the nation
And, Lincoln, if you think you are it all
Remember that you are gonna fall
Hey, Lincoln, you are gonna fall!
All in all you’re just another twit in the hall
All in all you’re just another twit in the hall

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! That’s you in a nutshell Lincoln! Let me close with comments that pertain to nearly every wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. I love it when opponents get scared to face me in a match so they resort to lying and spreading false information. Someone recently stated that I have only one hold and that is a Sleeper hold so that makes me pathetic and cheap. I guess they can’t read or they haven’t watched my matches because my favorite finisher is my Flying Hammerlock which I’ve used successfully to make opponents submit. Yes I do use a Sleeper and also a Figure Four Leglock but that’s because I enjoy using holds that make an opponent submit or makes them pass out which still classifies as a submission win for me. Read my information sheet so that you’re informed and can talk intelligently instead of spewing forth blubbering and drive that makes no sense.

At that final comment Bill takes a bow and then he turns to Bea and they High Five each other. Then Bill turns to the camera and gives a signal of his thumb across his throat to let them know to cut the broadcast as he’s done with his presentation. They cut the broadcast and the screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: LINCOLN DANIELS v "BULLDOG" BILL BARNHART
« on: March 17, 2021, 11:28:16 AM »
THE DIFFERENCE IS. . .

Narrator:  I had a briefing from Bill Barnhart so he could inform me what he is going to talk about for his match against Lincoln Daniels so I can give the lead-in for his comments on his match with Lincoln Daniels. In this edition of Bill’s comments he will be discussing the differences between himself and Lincoln Daniels. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The scene changes to that of a gym. We don’t recognize the surroundings so we are not sure where this is located. As the camera pans around we notice a wrestling ring is in place. As the camera continues to pan around it comes to rest of Bill and Bea Barnhart. Bill is in his wrestling attire so we make the assumption he is probably doing sparring at this gym. Bea is casually dressed in faded blue jeans and a pink pull-over shirt.

FROM LUXURY TO TRASH

Bill:  Welcome to my presentation to talk about my upcoming match against Lincoln Daniels at Blaze of Glory IX. Straight up I’m here to tell everyone, especially you Lincoln, why I’m superior to you in every way possible. For instance I’m entering this match coming off a win while you’re entering this match coming off a loss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m sure you’ll be running your mouth claiming I distracted him during your match with Austin James Mercer and that caused you to lose to Mercer. Nice try but that shit don’t work here! A blind man was able to see, and a deaf man was able to hear, that all I did was join Jason Adams and Belinda Simone to do some commentary on the match. It was you, Lincoln, who stopped your match to look at us at the announcers table to complain to me about how much you were sucking in your match and you tried to blame your sucky wrestling on me being at the announcing table. Why the hell did you feel the need to talk to me? I didn’t ask you to talk to me so you were just trying to be a jerk and you even failed at that. You made the decision to distract yourself in your match and it cost you the win. As I said during your match wrestlers like myself and Austin James Mercer are ALPHA wrestlers and you’re so far in the back of the pack you can’t see us leaders of the pack even if you were to use the Hubble Space Telescope. That’s the difference between me and you.

Bea:  Zania if you try anything during the match, such as getting involved in the math, arranging interference, or trying to slip something illegal to Lincoln for him to use on Bill, your future will be in my hands. Any attempt to interfere in the match, or distract the Referee, will result in me bitch slapping your face so hard your makeup will fly off and into the fans in the stands! Hope that’s clear enough for you to understand. Thanks for giving me that moment Bill.

Bill:  Any time you want to jump in a make a comment feel free to do so. We’re a team. .  .THE team. . .and the sooner everyone in Sin City Wrestling understands that the better off everyone will be.

Bill and Bea break from their comments for a water break.

Bill:  Lincoln you probably think you’re coming into our match at Blaze of Glory IX as the luxury car the Lincoln Continental. You’re entitled to imagine and believe what you think you are. Even if cow shit were to believe it was Caviar it would never change the fact that the cow shit is cow shit is cow shit. What it thinks it is doesn’t change what is truly is. I’m here to tell you that in your mind you honestly believe you’ll step into the ring against me as your self-professed Lincoln Continental and defeat me. I’ll bring sanity into your insane mind by destroying you so much that when you leave the ring I’ll have transformed you into a Yugo GV. Have fun with that image Lincoln! To clarify things further in the real world there’s a difference between a Robert and a Bob. There’s a difference between an Alexander and an Alex. There’s a difference between a Charles and a Chuck. There’s a difference between a Josephine and a Josie. There’s a difference between an Elizabeth and a Betty. There’s a difference between a Katherine and a Kathy. There’s a difference between a Sophia and a Sophie. Just because you call yourself a Lincoln doesn’t mean you’re a high class piece of machinery. Remember that I’ll crush you down and toss you to the curb looking like a worthless piece of machinery called a Yugo. I say what I mean and mean what I say!

MORE DIFFERENCES

Bill:  Lincoln I want to tell you about a neighbor we have on our street in Lawrenceville. This information will show how there are more differences between me and you. What we have is noisy neighbors who, several times per week, hang out in their backyard and blast music to the point where the inside of my house is noisy with their music and my walls and windows are vibrating. When you take into consideration that our house is three houses down from this noisy house you can figure out the music was abusively loud. These inconsiderate jerks don’t seem to give a damn that they often stay up to after Midnight being noisy and disturbing dozens of us who live near them. The problem I have with neighbors like this is that they get upset when the other neighbors call the police on them to report a noise complaint. Their problem is they don’t seem to understand that their neighbors complain because they have to get to sleep so they can get up and go to work early in the morning. When our neighbors complain then the residents of this noisy house whine and cry and complain that is isn’t fair to them. Well is it fair to the rest of us, some who have to leave for work at 6 a.m. in the morning, to lose hours of sleep due to their abusive behavior and loud blasting music? These whining fools complain that the neighbors who complain about their blasting music, that often goes late into the evening, are mean and abusive to them. We all tell them we are just reacting to their abusive stupid behavior but try to make others believe they are the innocent ones and the other neighbors are the problem causers.

Bea:  It sucks when you wear earplugs to try to block out the noise but their blasting music is so loud it comes through even though you have earplugs in.

Bill:  So, Daniels, have you figured out how this represents a difference we have with each other? I’m the logical, sensible, law-abiding neighbor, and you’re the non-logical, non-sensible, law-breaking one in the neighborhood. What is the neighborhood I’m talking about? The neighborhood called Sin City Wrestling.

FINDING BLESSINGS WHEN YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR THEM

Bill:  There’s a word in the English language and that word is SERENDIPITY. Now, Lincoln, since your brain’s capacity to understand things is defective, I’ll make this one easy for you. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines Serendipity as finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for. That’s pretty simple right? Easy for you to understand right? I just had two incidents of serendipity recently. The first is when my original opponent for Climax Control 294 wasn’t able to be present for our match they replaced him with Jack’d The Ripper. I easily defeated Jack’d, which wasn’t a surprise, but it was serendipity since it was an easy win handed to me and I found a valuable thing I didn’t seek for. Well here we are again, coming up in Blaze of Glory IX, and serendipity raises their beautiful head again and blesses me with another win by my being assigned to wrestle you. What’s that you ask? Why am I counting my win over you already when the match has not yet taken place? Because I’m that damn sure I’ll defeat you so that I walk away with my second win in a row while you walk away with your second loss in row.

Bill and Bea stand in front of the wrestling ring and we believe they are going to make closing comments for this presentation.

Bill:  Oh, Lincoln, I’m so glad I’m not you in this match. This may be the quickest loss you’ve taken since you started in the sport of wrestling. This may be the quickest win I’ve achieved since I started in the sport of wrestling.

Bea:  I remind you, Zania, that if you try any cheating or distractions, or try to get someone to interfere in the match, the two of you may have your careers in wrestling ended.

Bill:  For sure you don’t want to piss off an already irritated Filipina! Har har har! Well, Lincoln, you don’t have to wait that much longer to get your ass kicked by me! Enjoy the time you have where you are still in one piece, still free of scratches, cuts, and bruises, as all that good health will be beaten out of you by me at Blaze of Glory IX!

Bea gives the signal to the cameraman that their presentation is over and he cuts his camera feed and the screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / OH, BROTHER
« on: March 03, 2021, 04:30:20 PM »
FACING BROTHER DAVID AGAIN

Narrator:  Although the previous match where Bill Barnhart was involved in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, Four Way match for the Roulette Championship, that included Brother David Shepherd this current match is a one-on-one Standard Rules Singles match. Place your bets on Bill Barnhart and you will walk away with more money than you started with as Bill is going to win.

Bill’s image comes on the screen where we see him, his wife-Manager Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris. We are not sure where they are broadcasting from but it is likely their hotel room near the Las Vegas Civic and Convention Center.

Bill:  Oh, brother, I get to face Brother David Shepherd again. At least this time it is a one-on-one singles match and not a four way like our last match for the Roulette Championship. Then again having to face moron opponents like David again, who have to cheat or get interference in matches to get a cheap win, is like going through having to deal with moron people while I’m walking Iris. I’ll give you two examples.

Bill looks down at Iris and she looks up lovingly at her Daddy Bill.

Bill:  Sorry, Iris, that I have to let you listen to the two incidents involving me and you having to deal with moron people. In early February I was walking Iris in our neighborhood in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Iris perks up when she hears her name mentioned.

Bill:  I went up and down all the streets in our housing development as we usually do. When we walked on Wenham Lane I noticed children playing on the lawn at one of the homes on that street. Two of the kids lived at this house, two other kids live two houses down, and one lives across the street from where the kids were playing. When I passed by the house where the children were playing the boy who lives across the street told his mother he was going to get something at their house. As the boy took off and was about to cross the street in front of me and Iris to go to his house his mother called to him REMEMBER TO COVER YOUR MOUTH which seemed to be an odd comment when I noticed that none of the kids, including her son, covered their mouths while playing with the other children but only when me and Iris passed by. This proved to me that she wasn’t concerned about the Corona Virus and that she was talking about me and Iris being possibly contaminated with dust and fleas.  Trust me that me and Iris are not contaminated with dust and I assure you that the little boy is filthy and probably has more fleas than Iris has.

At the mention of her name and the word fleas Iris starts scratching as though she was suffering with a flea infestation and Bill rolls his eyes.

Bill:  Thanks, Iris, for launching into a major scratching thing to make people think you are infested with fleas. Since you want to play that game I can give you a bath!

Hearing that evil four-letter word BATH Iris takes off in a high speed run, high speed for an English Bulldog anyway, into the bedroom area and she hides under the bed. Bill and Bea cannot help but laugh at the behavior of Iris concerning baths as both know Iris hates taking baths.

Bill:  Several days after the incident on Wenham Lane I took Iris to the Dog Park located in Alexander Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia. As we approach the entrance gate we saw a woman with a Corgi on a leash. The Corgi was adorable so we politely approached and asked if we could say hi to her Corgi. This woman yelled at us then pulled hard on her Corgi’s leash and pulled her close to her. I told her Iris wasn’t aggressive. She said it wasn’t that she was worried about my dog being aggressive. She said she is trying to train her dog to learn to know which dogs she can associate with. When I asked her for more information she said she didn’t want her dog to play with just any dog but only the ones she felt were beneficial to her dog. Then I asked the woman if she didn’t want her dog associating with other dogs why in hell did she bring her dog to the dog park where the concept is that you allow your dog to associate and play with other dogs. She took offense to my comment but she still stood outside the dog park gate instead of entering the dog park with her dog. The hilarious thing was that me and Iris went into the dog park and when we left thirty minutes later that woman was still on the outside of the dog park trying to train her dog how to associate with only certain dogs. The stupidity of people amazes me. I think the owner of the Corgi needed training more than the Corgi did.

Bea:  I remember you telling me those incidents.

Bill:  How do the two incidents I mentioned relate to having to deal with a lame, boring, cowardly, and cheating opponent like Brother David Shepherd? Glad you asked and I have the answer for you. To start off people like David feel other wrestles are contaminated and dirty or not worthy to associate with. Also Brother David is typical of the majority of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. They talk the talk but fail to walk the walk when it comes to obeying the rules, and not cheating by using foreign objects, and not obtaining interference from others. Yeah, David, go ahead and try to claim you never cheat or obtain interference. I dare you to try that bullshit. I’ve see you use your weapon loaded Good Book to whack people with it. I’ve seen you have your friends run to the ring to interfere in your matches to get you a cheap win. Everyone has seen the cheating you’ve done due to not being able to take on, and defeat, great wrestles like me legally. If every time you deny using weapons, foreign objects, or interference in matches, your nose were to grow like what happened to Pinocchio your nose would be so long it would stretch from New York City to Miami, Florida.

Bea:  Nice comments. By the way, Bill, I won my match against Amelia Emery at Climax Control 293. I noticed you got pinned in your Blast From The Past Tournament and now you and Maki are out of the Tournament. Sure is fun teasing you when I win a match and you lose your match.

Bill:  You have the right to tease me as you are my wife. Yeah stuff happens but I kept my promise that I would not interfere in Maki’s time in the ring until she asked me to get into the match. Maki was a good tag team partner even though she talked down to me.

Bea:  Please continue with your comments. Remember I’ll be in your corner during your match against Brother David to ensure no interference or cheating takes place on his side of this match.

Bill:  Thanks. So, Brother David, we meet again, but this time under different circumstances. The previous match was a Four Way Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, Roulette Championship match which also included Stephen Callaway and Kedron Williams. Now that you don’t have other wrestlers in the match to gang up on me so you can take the advantage do you honestly believe you can get the job done against me? This match is just you and me. Bea, as my Manager, will be in my corner and she will ensure you don’t cheat like I’ve seen you do many times. Oh, yeah, you’ll try to deny it, just as all wrestlers who rely on cheating do, but we’ve seen you use foreign objects, interference, and other illegal tactics. Bea will ensure the Referee sees any cheating on your behalf and that appropriate action will be taken.

Bill pauses for a moment to take a drink of Classic Coke.

Bill:  David the term people use when someone is very scared is Scared Shitless. Nah! When a person is really scared, as you are scared coming into this match against me, the first thing that happens is they lose control of their bowels and shit on themselves. Promise me you’ll shit in your dressing room, or some other sanitary location, instead of holding it in then shitting yourself during our match.

Bea:  Tell them about your recent dreams as dreams have meanings and your dreams have direct meanings for this match.

Bill:  To see a dog in your dreams symbolizes intuition, loyalty, generosity, and fidelity. Yep that describes me perfectly. This dream indicates that I have strong values and good intentions and that those traits will move me forward and bring me success especially in our match when I defeat you. Sometimes I dream about ants and this symbolizes my hard work, diligence, and dedication in the sport of wrestling. Yeah, David, you heard that correctly. Hard work. . .diligence. . .dedication to the sport of wrestling. . .but I can’t expect you to understand concepts like that when you have to rely on cheating and interference in your matches to bail you out.

Bea:  You said you were going to make a comment about winning battles.

Bill:  The saying goes that you cannot win all battles and for sure I hear most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling use that when discussing me. ALL battles can be won if you put your mind to it. Additionally when there is no cheating, or interference, on the part of your wrestling opponent winning the battles is simple. David you need to be ready to lose this battle because I’m going to win this battle.

Bea leaves for a moment and returns with a large tray of snacks for the three of them. When the three are ready to dive into the snacks Bea asks the cameraman to cut his camera feed so they can have privacy while eating and the cameraman cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / WE WILL CONTINUE TO WIN IN THE BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT
« on: February 24, 2021, 08:46:00 AM »
WE WILL CONTINUE TO WIN IN THE BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart and Maki won their first Blast From The Past Tournament match and now they move up in the Tournament. This time they face off against Mac Bane and Myra Rivers.

We see Bill Barnhart inside the ring at the Park Theater in Las Vegas where Climax Control 293 will be held. Bill is walking around the ring checking that all the things concerning the ring are prepared as they are supposed to be. When Bill is satisfied all is fine he jumps out of the ring and takes a seat at the announcing table as the cameraman stays focused on him.

SUPPORT YOUR TAG TEAM PARTNER

Bill:  This upcoming Blast From The Past Tournament match is going to be great. . .for our team anyway. . .because I fully support my tag team partner, Maki, because when she gets the win over Myra Rivers she also earns the Bombshell Internet Championship. I’ll not get in the way of her achieving that.

Barnhart smiles into the camera because when he is involved in a tag team match he fully supports his partner.

Bill:  So, Maki, I have to chalk up your negative talk against me as you’re a bit immature and don’t fully understand the concept of being team members who support each other in a match. Let me lay it out for you. In our upcoming match if you are in the ring with Myra I’m not going to try to tag you so I can get into the ring against Mac. Unless you come over to me to tag out of the ring, or unless you yell to me that you need to tag out of the match at that time, or if Myra tags in Mac which requires me to enter the ring, I’ll not interfere in your one-on-one with Myra. That’s not the attitude of a mean uncaring person as you try to make it sound that I am. You need to understand that I’m here for our team and not for myself. The team fails if only one team member supports the team. With that said go in there and take out Myra.

Bill gives a thumbs up into the camera for the benefit of Maki.

RESULTS OF A PREVIOUS MATCH DOES NOT DICTATE HOW CURRENT MATCH WILL GO

Bill:  I’ve had one match against Mac Bane. It was at Climax Control 281 on October 11, 2020. It was a Roulette Rules Dumpster Match with the winner being the wrestler who could stuff their opponent into the dumpster and close the lid. If you listen to only Mac’s side of the story he tries to make you believe he dominated me in the match. Hah! I was dominating him and busting his ass big time but a freak thing happen that turned the match in Mac’s favor. The dumpster we were using was shoved hard and it went a short way up a small incline. I was fighting it out with Mac when the dumpster rolled down the incline and slammed into my back. I fell to the arena floor and the dumpster rolled on top of me. Mac moved the dumpster enough to pull me out from under the dumpster then he tossed me into the dumpster and closed the lid. Stuff happens and it happened to me in that match. But everyone needs to understand that results from a previous match doesn’t equate into a win in your current match.

Barnhart shrugs his shoulders.

Bill:  Mac you already heard I plan on giving Maki as much time as she wants inside the ring against Myra Rivers. In my eyes giving Maki all the time she wants to defeat Myra, and earn the Bombshell Internet Championship, is more important than me kicking your ass. But, Mac, if the match happens to turn out that me and you are in the ring for the win you need to remember this is not Hardcore Rules, this is not a Dumpster Match, this is a regular rules tag team match. You know as well as I do that if that dumpster hadn’t rolled down the incline and hit me in the back I would have defeated you.

Bill stops talking for a moment then he continues.

WHAT IF. . .

Bill:  Wouldn’t it be great if our team in the Blast From The Past Tournament goes into the finals and the team we face for the final win is Senor Vinnie and Alicia Lucas? I know some of you would cringe and think a final match against your regular tag team partner might ruin your friendship. Not a chance with me and Senor Vinnie. We are professionals and we never allow an assignment to wrestle against each other sour our friendship.

Bill stands up from the announcing table. He walks to the ring and climbs the ring steps. Bill takes a position on the ring apron in the corner.

TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU WANT

Bill:  Maki please take notice of where I’m standing right now. This is where I expect to be located for the majority of our match. Unless you tag me into the match, or Myra tags Mac into the match which means I have to get into the ring, or you yell out to me that you need to tag out of the match at that time, I’ll remain here waiting for when you wish to tag me into the match. I refuse to get in the way of you obtaining the Bombshell Internet Championship. Remember that I’m here for you and our team and not for my own benefit and glory.

Barnhart jumps off the ring apron and walks toward the backstage area but he stops in front of the announcing table where he turns to face the camera.

Bill:  Maki I’m here for you and our team whether you understand that or not. Mac and Myra you two are history in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Our team has already proven we’re awesome and we’ll continue with that until the final match where we win the Tournament.

Bill turns and heads off toward the backstage area. He looks back and waves into the camera. The cameraman keeps focused on Bill Barnhart until he steps through the partition into the backstage area then he cuts his camera feed and the scene goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / GOING TO BE TOUGH ON ANOTHER AMELIA
« on: February 24, 2021, 08:34:47 AM »
GOING TO BE TOUGH ON ANOTHER AMELIA

Narrator:  Bea finally had her request honored to have her first match of 2021. This match is against a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling named Amelia Emery, although she is not a newcomer to the sport of wrestling.

Bea:  Ooooo! Amelia Emery won her debut match and I’m so NOT impressed!

Bea lets out a laugh.

Bea:  What? I have another opponent named Amelia? Wasn’t my defeating someone else with Amelia in their name FOUR in FOUR matches not enough so they toss me another person named Amelia?

Bea lets out a sinister laugh this time.

Bea:  Amelia if you think I’m going to go easy on you in our match you need to forget that thought. You know how a woman is on PMS right? You know the really really really bad PMS where symptoms are so severe the woman can bend a crowbar by holding the crowbar in her teeth and pulling down on each end? Now that you have that mental image stuck in your head you need to realize why I’m ticked off and ready to kick your ass in our match. The last Card I performed on was Climax Control 287 on December 13, 2020. Over two months later I finally get put on a card. That wait to be back in action in the ring has me a hundred times more upset than a woman having horrible and violent PMS symptoms. If you want another mental image of what I might morph into look up a YouTube video of The Incredible Hulk. Doctor Bruce Banner, PhD, would get angry and morph into the Incredible Hulk. That’s me in this match so you better be ready for anything, Amelia, because I’m ready to give you everything I’ve got.

Bea does an Incredible Hulk pose then returns to normal.

Bea:  I enjoyed reading your information sheet Amelia. I find the names of your moves, holds, and finishers, to be amusing. Then again calling cow shit “manure” doesn’t change the fact it is still shit. Let me tell you about another Amelia in history and how well things turned out, or didn’t turn out, for her. Her name was Amelia Earhart. She was a pioneer in aviation not only for being a female pilot but by setting records and accomplishing stuff in aviation others were unable to accomplish. Her last flight was to try to fly across the Pacific Ocean and around the world to return to Miami where the start of this epic flight attempt originated. The last place Amelia took off from was Oakland Airport in Oakland, California, which by the way is my husband Bill’s home town where he was born and grew up. The original airport in Oakland where Amelia took off on this epic flight is not the current International Airport in Oakland but it is located next to Oakland International Airport. It is still referred to as Amelia Earhart Field by Oaklanders who know Oakland’s history. But how did Amelia’s epic flight end? It appears her plane crashed somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and to date investigators are still not sure what happened to her but they confirm she is missing. Well, Miss Amelia, after I get done mopping the arena floor with you on Sunday your name will also be forgotten in history. You started your time here in Sin City Wrestling with a win and I intend to defeat you so soundly you will go into early retirement.

Bea makes a sweeping motion with her hand then stretches her arm out to the side in a gesture showing Amelia Emery where the exit door to the arena is located.

Bea:  Looking at our stats the differences appear to be that you have a one inch height advantage over me and I have ten pounds of weight advantage over you. I’m listed as a Technical and Quick wrestler while you are listed as a Technical and High Flyer wrestler. Although with both of us proficient in Technical wrestling the fact that you use high flying tactics, which are fifty percent successful and fifty percent failure, that gives me a major advantage over you.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  I’ll close my comments by stating how much I love making opponents hurt. I love making opponents submit rather than just pinning them or allowing them to take a count-out loss. Amelia since I’m ready to make you hurt and lose this match you need to be ready to be hurt and lose this match. Yes it really is that simple. See you on Sunday!

Bea tells the cameraman she is done with her presentation and they call into the Network to inform them. The Network cuts to regularly scheduled programming then our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / WEAK OPPONENTS
« on: February 17, 2021, 10:34:32 AM »
WEAK OPPONENTS

Narrator:  Here we are at Climax Control 292 where Bill Barnhart and Maki face off against Joshua Acquin and Samantha Marlowe in the Blast from the Past Tournament. Since I don’t want to take anything away from the comments of Bill Barnhart I will end my opening comments and turn the air time over to Bill Barnhart.

APPRECIATE YOUR TAG TEAM PARTNER

The scene of the Narrator slowly fades out then slowly opens to show Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in their hotel room at a hotel near Sam’s Town. Iris is doing her normal doggy sniffing around to see what interesting things she can sniff out. Bill is on the couch dressed in khaki shorts, flip flops, and a black tee shirt. Bea comes in and out of the shot as she keeps going into the kitchen area to bring out snacks for her and her boys to enjoy.

Bill:  The first thing I wish to say is how much I appreciate the fact Maki was drawn to be my partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Maki you may be quirky but I know you are loyal to wrestlers you team with and you are an extremely talented and aggressive wrestler. I know during our match you have my back and you know I have your back. Bea has both our backs so there will be no interference or attacks on us during the match. Maki I see us winning the Tournament so get ready for a hell of a wild ride to the finish!

Bea walks into the room from the kitchen area carrying a small amount of food and drinks. Bill and Iris perk up as both are anxious to dive into the food.

Bea:  You two need to calm down. You’ll get to eat and drink when I’m ready for you to eat and drink and not a moment before! Speaking of calming down, Bill, I took your advice and calmed down about not yet being put on a Card to wrestle in 2021. I received a notification notification from Management that they plan on scheduling me for a match at Climax Control 292 but my opponent is being kept secret for now. Doesn’t matter who that opponent ends up being as plan on unleashing my anger for not yet being active in the ring for 2021 on whoever they send my way.

Bill:  Damn!

Iris:  RUFF!

Bill:  Yeah, Iris, you’re right! Bea’s being rough on us but I know it is for our benefit. She also plans on being rough on the wrestler assigned as her first opponent for 2021 at Climax Control 293.

Iris lets out a snort and flops on the floor due to not having her snacks yet. Bea laughs at Bill and Iris then she returns to the kitchen area to prepare more food to bring out for them.

JOSHUA ACQUIN AND SAMANTHA MARLOW

Bill:  I would like to start out talking about Joshua Acquin since I need to be in the ring against him when the males of our team are tagged into the match. Joshua I noticed you have held championships but both were very short runs. There’s a hell of a big difference between being classified as a Champion for a week or two and being the Champion for a long period of time. Now, Joshua, we are not strangers to each other in the ring. Since you’ll try to claim you have no memory of a match against me I’ll tell everyone watching so they can call you out when out when you try to deny it. Our match was on August 25, 2019 at Summer XXXTreme VII. The winner of that match obtained the Number One Contendership for the Roulette Championship. And, Joshua, since you’re not going to tell the fans the truth I damn sure will. I defeated you by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold and I went on to challenge for the Roulette Championship. Now that the truth is out there please don’t try to bullshit you way around your loss to me at Summer XXXTreme VII. And when me and Maki defeat you and Samantha at Climax Control 292 don’t try to bullshit your way around that loss either.

Bea looks out from the kitchen area and comments to Bill.

Bea:  Bill make sure you tell them the weak accomplishments of Samantha Marlowe.

Bill:  Thanks! Sam since Maki isn’t here with me to make comments with me I’ll take the liberty of making my own comments about you. From my research you have been a Champion twice but the combined amount of time you were serving as Champion was around seven months. Maybe wrestlers like you consider a one month and a six month run as Champion as a major accomplishment but I feel runs of six months or less as Champion means you couldn’t survive as a Champion. Seven months serving as Champion and that is a combination of time holding the Championship twice? Tsk tsk tsk. Well, Sam, I have great news for you. Since Maki and I are going to defeat you and Joshua you won’t have to worry about a short run as a Champion again. Why am I so sure our team will win? Look at my partner, Maki, and that’s your answer.

Bea comes out of the kitchen area again and Bill and Iris start drooling as both are ready to down some food and snacks. Bea places the food on the table.

Bea:  You two stop or you’ll get a verbal thrashing from me! I’m not done with the snacks and drinks yet so back off! Also, Bill, please inform the viewers of the questions and comments you’ve been receiving from fans and other wrestlers.

As Bea turns and walks toward the kitchen area Bill looks into the camera to tell the viewers what Bea asked him to tell them.

Bill:  I’m having people ask me what I think of the teams that won their Blast From The Past matches at Climax Control 291. I don’t give a shit who won their Blast From The Past matches at Climax Control 291. The only winners of their Blast From The Past match that anyone needs to take notice of is myself and Maki as we are the team that will win the Tournament.

A ZOOM CALL COMES IN

As Bill ends his comments his computer on the coffee table sounds a tone to indicate there is a Zoom video call coming in. Bill looks at it then he tells us what is going on while he presses the mouse button to answer the call.

Bill:  Please excuse the interruption but this is an important call from our neighbors, Andy and Rebecca, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, as they just went through a rough experience. They live a few houses down from us. Andy is a White guy like me and his wife is also from the Philippines. They can hear my comments and I know they don’t mind sharing their experience with the viewers.

With the consent of Andy and Rebecca the Zoom call continues.

Bill:  I know you two had a bit of a rough time recently. I’m glad you’re willing to talk about it as we want to know you are okay and I’m sure the viewers would like to know in case something like this happens to them and their families.

Andy:  Most of what happened concerns Rebecca’s mother, my mother in-law, so she will probably present most of the information.

Rebecca:  My mother came to live with us in Georgia in 2017 as a legal Immigrant from the Philippines. When she arrived we found her behavior a bit off so we took her to the doctor for an evaluation and the doctor determined she was suffering from Alzheimer’s and Dementia and it will never improve. The doctor said she will continue to decline slowly, which she did, and when we came to mid-2020 she was basically about at the mental level of a baby and she was barely able to walk and eat.

Andy:  Then at the end of December both me and Rebecca had a bad cough and sinus issues and we figured it was our normal annual cough and cold due to cold weather as we had that every year around that time. However by the first week of January 2021 Rebecca was coughing so much she could barely function and her energy was drained. At one point she had a difficult time breathing and asked me to take her to the hospital as she felt she might be under the influence of the Covid virus. Rebecca's friend came over to watch her mother while I took Rebecca to the hospital. They refused to allow me into the Emergency Room so I had no clue what was going on with Rebecca until y two days had passed and Rebecca called me.

Rebecca:  Turns out I tested positive for Covid and they kept me in the hospital for ten days. When I was discharged I could breathe on my own and my oxygen level was ninety-eight percent which was very good. Before I was discharged my friend said she didn’t want me to come home from the hospital until she took my mother with her to her home in Cumming. It was due to me still positive for Covid and still able to spread Covid to others. With the physical state my mother was in my friend took her to Cumming to her home so I could come home and not infect my mother. I came home and self-isolated for the required amount of time and I am fine now. My mother, however, was not able to breathe two days after I came home so my friend took her to the same hospital I was treated in.

Andy:  Things got very stressful at this time.

Rebecca:  They admitted my mother and five days later they told me she is not responding to the medication for Covid, or the medication to counter her pneumonia, or the medication to treat another infection. They told us my mother could not eat so they had a feeding tube installed. Me and Andy went to the hospital to visit her the last week of January and my mother was in terminal condition at that time.

Andy:  We returned to the hospital on Sunday, January 31, 2021, to visit mother. She was in really bad shape. I had a hard time dealing with the situation so I went home to wait for Rebecca to call me to pick her up. At 4:00 p.m. I picked Rebecca up and we came home. At 7:45 p.m. we received a call her mother passed away.

Rebecca:  We had mother cremated and her ashes are on our fireplace mantle. We held a memorial service for her also so we are doing well now. Bill tell them what the attending Doctor said to us as I’m unable to discuss what that disgusting woman said to us.

Andy:  The attending Doctor said since they have classified mother as “stable” they have to send her to our home under the care of Hospice until she passes away. When I asked the doctor how mother not responding to medication, not able to eat on her own so she needs a feeding tube, and cannot breathe on her own, as STABLE the doctor started yelling at us. The exact words of the doctor was “Well we classify her medically as stable because she is not responding to any medications. She is nearly eighty-one years of age. She needs to vacate this room so we can place a young person in the room who will respond to treatments.”  How would you feel when the doctor’s comments basically said mother was expendable so she needs to make room for younger patients? Yeah it feels like crap.

We hear Rebecca crying while reliving that incident.

Andy:  I have to end the Zoom call but I want to let you know how we are doing concerning the Covid virus. Rebecca tested herself for the virus four times since leaving the hospital and she had one positive then three negatives so she is fine. Our twelve year old daughter Keira tested positive once and then two negatives after that. Although she did have a positive Covid test she had no symptoms at all. As for me I tested twice and twice came back negative. Thanks for the concern but we are doing okay now. Bye.

The Zoom call ends and Bill and Bea look at each other with shock on their faces as this is the first time they heard this story of what the uncaring Doctor said.

Bill:  Wow! To be told the life of a relative isn’t worth anything is horrible!

Bea:  Beyond horrible!

KARMA

Bill:  I rarely wish bad things to happen to others but I hope that insensitive doctor has Karma rise up and kick her in the face.

Bea:  I studied the concept of Karma when I was in College in the Philippines. The concept of Karma is based on Hinduism and Buddhism. It refers to the energy, or force, created by a person’s actions in their current life, has a direct effect on transmigration meaning what their nature and life will be in that person’s next existence. That’s why when you are in these countries and help a poor or sick or handicapped person other people will condemn you stating you are helping the person to become a failure again. They tell those poor and sick people they are suffering due to Karma from what they did, or didn’t do, in a previous life. They tell them to get it right this time around so when they are reincarnated they might end up with a better life.

Bill:  I’ve heard there are two types of Karma. The one you get when you go into the next life and one that is instant such as a person snatches a purse or briefcase from someone to rob them then runs into the street and gets hit by a car. I hope that doctor that did this to Andy and Rebecca will get instant Karma.

Bea turns and goes back into the kitchen to finish up the snacks. Bill shakes his head thinking about how insensitive the doctor was. Iris just wants Mommy Bea to hurry up with the snacks.

MAKI IS A GREAT PARTNER AND WE WILL WIN THE TOURNAMENT

Bill:  I’m fortunate to have Maki as my partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament. If you were paying attention recently you saw Maki and her tag team partner Miles Kasey face off against Coby Quick and Mikah. For Coby and Mikah, who brag about how great their wrestling skills are, you saw them cheat during their match and screw Maki and Miles Kasey out of a the win. Too bad Coby and Mikah felt that threatened by Maki that they had to cheat to win. That tells me with Maki as my partner our team is unbeatable. Coby and Mikah presented themselves as wild cats and I guess their comparison to being wild cats is somewhat appropriate since they are Cheetahs!

Bea calls out from the kitchen area.

Bea:  Nice one Bill. I’ll have your food ready soon so you and Iris can stop whining and pretending you are starving to death.

KINETIC ENERGY

Bill:  I would like to explain Kinetic Energy to our opponents. I have to keep it simple since Joshua Acquin and Samantha Marlowe are not known for being the sharpest knife in the silverware drawer. Kinetic energy is the energy in a moving object. When that moving object collides with another object it transfers some of that energy to the other object. If the moving object is moving slowly when it hits the non-moving object the energy transfer is nearly equal and usually both objects will end up with the same amount of energy and stop moving shortly after that. However if the moving object is of a good size, and moving at a high rate of speed, when it slams into the non-moving object the non-moving object is sent on a wild ride or it is destroyed. Well, Joshua, you damn sure better hope you’re not in the ring with me as the legal wrestlers in the ring when this large moving object slams into you and you are damage beyond continuing in the match. If I have you damaged and unable to tag out to Samantha you know damn well I won’t tag Maki in since I already have you defeated. What’s that Joshua? You don’t believe I can defeat you? Go back to Summer XXXTreme VII when I not only defeated you in the match to obtain the Number One Contendership for the Roulette Championship I defeated you by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. Yeah, Joshua, I defeated you before and I’ll do it again!

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT THE REAL DEAL

Bill: Joshua, Samantha, be ready to be destroyed by myself and Maki. We’re both the real deal. Maki is a great partner and we’ll defeat you two easily. Also put this into your heads. You have so many wrestlers who have to make up gimmicks for their wrestlers in order to hope the fans might support them. Want to know something? In my nineteen years in the sport of wrestling I’ve never tried to trick people with gimmicks. What you get with me is the real deal. Using a cooking analogy you can say that where some ground beef is seventy percent meat and thirty percent fat that means once you cook off the fat you are left with thirty percent less meat than you started with. Keeping with the cooking analogy I’m one hundred percent real. I don’t add gimmicks, or props to my clothing, or make up some fake history of who I am, where I came from, and where I’m going. What you get with me and Maki is a one hundred percent tag team that is going to beat you two down so hard you won’t even want to get up after the match is over. You two have been warned and the other wrestlers in the Blast From The Past Tournament who are watching this presentation have also been warned.

Bea comes out of the kitchen area with the food and drinks for Bill and Iris. After she sets all the food and drinks out she gives them the signal to start eating.

Bea:  Ready. . .Set. . .GO!!!

Bill and Iris dive onto the food and they start a food fight as both want the same food at the same time. Bill takes the advantage by tossing Iris onto her back then sitting on her chest while Bill stuffs food in his mouth while laughing at Iris. Bea shakes her head at the antics of Bill and Iris then she steps in and breaks them up and orders the two to eat nicely and stop fighting and they comply with her demands.

The cameraman cuts his feed and the screen goes black.


152
Supercard Archives / Re: Ben Jordan and Kedron Williams v Bill Barnhart and Senor Vinnie
« on: January 24, 2021, 02:52:46 PM »
PAYBACK

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart told me that never in his life has he ever stooped so low as to team up with his enemy for any reason whatsoever. Bill told me that the idea of Ben Jordan sacrificing his values to team up with Kedron Williams totally destroys what little sense Ben had left in him.

The scene opens with a shot of the hotel room belonging to Bill and Bea Barnhart. They are relaxing in the room while Iris sniffs around to see what interesting smells she can find.

Bea:  I cannot believe this! We’re already into the third event of 2021 and I’m still not assigned to wrestle! This is a travesty! Must be a conspiracy by the other Bombshells to keep me out of action as they know I’m a threat!

Bill:  Don’t worry Bea. Your assignment will come soon. And I know you will tear through the Bombshell roster and leave a trail of defeated foes.

Bea:  I’ll be like a blowtorch going through warm butter! The Bombshell division has been warned!

Bill:  Damn you’re sexy when you’re fired up!

Bea:  *blush* Awwww thank you Bill.

Bill:  The Blast from the Past team draw got me teamed with Maki. You remember Maki right? She pinned you for the win at Climax Control 275 on July 19, 2020. Having seen her in action I’m confident we have one of the best teams in the Tournament and I’m looking forward to winning the Blast from the Past.

Bea:  I wish the best for you and Maki in the Tournament.

Bill:  Ben I didn’t have to cheat during our match like you did. The Referee didn’t do a damn thing to stop your cheating so I took my aggression out on you. You were going down for the count when Kedron Williams interfered in the match. Again no action taken by the Referee. So if you two think that trying to burn Vinnie’s face, and destroying my face with a paint bomb that ended up making me look like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show, you two are wrong on every level. A little bit of fire and paint isn’t going to stop us from destroying you. I’ll leave you two with that thought as I need to step out and take care of a few items but, as the Terminator stated I’LL BE BACK!

There is a break while Bill steps out to take care of some items. After a time we return to a shot of Bill and Bea in their hotel room again.

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

Bill:  Before we returned to live broadcasting me and Bea discussed an incident we had in Lawrenceville, Georgia, recently. When you hear the incident you’ll also wonder what happened because after that incident there was no damage to the small shopping center involved.

Bea:  We were driving home from an area off Meadowchurch Road where we were visiting friends. We are driving toward Duluth Highway, where once we cross Duluth Highway, Meadowchurch Road changes names to Boggs Road. From there we drive down Boggs Road then turn left on Old Norcross Road to then turn right on Herrington Road to return to our housing development. During that drive home I was telling Bill that 2021 is going to be our year where we both earn many Championships. I was explaining to Bill that I desire to hold the Bombshell Championship, the Bombshell Roulette Championship, and of course the Mixed Tag Team Championship with Bill.

Bill:  I reminded Bea she might end up holding the Mixed Tag Team Championship with Vinnie as the three of us are a team. For me I desire to hold the Heavyweight Championship, the Roulette Championship, and the Mixed Tag Team Championship, If other Championships come my way that’s fine also.

Bea:  When we turned right on Herrington Road we were surprised to see four Police cars, three full-size Fire Trucks, and two ambulances, and Herrington Road was almost totally blocked off as we drove past the scene. You don’t get that type of response for something minor. As we passed this small shopping center we didn’t see any flames and it didn’t appear any of the businesses had damage. That came across as strange. Even the next day when we drove past this small shopping center there was no indication that where was an emergency there the night before. But you have to admit that is a great analogy concerning Vinnie and Bill. Although they got attacked after Bill’s match with Ben Jordan, and there was initial damage to see seen, both are fully recovered as it is as if nothing happened that night similar to the incident at that small shopping center on Herrington Road.

Bill:  I’m still trying to figure out what happened that evening with the small shopping center. For sure Ben and Kedron are fully aware of what happened at Climax Control 290 and the damage we will put upon them in Inception IV will be damage that is plainly seen for months.

Bea:  What I find amusing in Sin City Wrestling is the other wrestlers call me and you worthless and pathetic yet when they get assigned to matches against us they have a difficult time. I’m not saying they’re not managing to get wins but their wins over us were difficult for most of them and for some it took cheating and interference on their side to pull off a win.

Bill:  That’s what being scared out of your mind does to others. They talk smack and yell and scream and puff themselves up to try to intimidate us and when that fails they resort to cheating and interference. The other wrestlers need to get used to seeing our faces on camera, and Championship belts around our waists, because 2021 is The Year Of The Barnharts!

WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING HERE?

Bill looks intently into the camera and at the gesture of Bill the cameraman closes in on a close-up of Bill.

Bill:  What else is happening here? That’s what we’re gonna discuss right now. In my match against Ben Jordan at Climax Control 290 you notice something blatant, Ben Jordan kept causing me to get pushed to the outside of the ring and when I tried to get back into the ring Ben attacked me which is blatantly against the rules. This happened numerous times so I loudly complained to the Referee and they did absolutely nothing to stop the violations of the rules by Jordan. After putting up with this crap I finally took action by coming back into the ring and taking the hurt to Ben. Just when I had the win in my grasp Ben again managed to violate the rules by having Kedron Williams come into the match and attack me allowing Ben to turn my winning hold on me so he could get the cheap win. I was so pissed off at the Referee fixing the match for the benefit of Ben Jordan that after the bell ran to end the match I went off on Ben and Vinnie joined in the fun. It didn’t take long for the Referee, only then, to step in and try to stop us for defending ourselves from the cheating. That’s when Kedron blew fire into the face of Senor Vinnie and blew up a paint bomb in my face. At least the paint will wash off but Vinnie is likely to have scars for a time. Referees should only call matches based on the rules and when they allow one or more wrestlers to violate the rules to the detriment of other wrestlers they have failed to perform their Referee duties properly.

Bea:  How about the comment made be Belinda Simone?

Bill:  I’m gonna talk about her comment now. Over the years I’ve seen Belinda hurl biased comments toward wrestlers she doesn’t like. She always seems to condone the illegal behaviors, such as violating the rules or using weapons in non-Hardcore matches, by wrestlers she likes. Belinda seems to have a problem with me protesting to the Referee about Ben’s cheating eh? How come Belinda didn’t say a damn thing about the half dozen times Ben violated the rules and the Referee failed to take action? Sound like biased reporting to me. When I fought back against Ben’s cheating Belinda then condemned me and Vinnie for taking corrective action against Ben the cheater and his purchased thug Kedron. Her bias against us went a step further when she tried to condemn us for wanting to take revenge on Ben and Kedron for what they did to me and Vinnie that evening. If Belinda doesn’t feel we have the right to protect and defend ourselves from the attacks we suffered then I suggest Belinda retire from announcing and go into a different line of work.

Bea:  Tell the viewers what you told me recently.

Bill:  Makes me sad to see Ben Jordan willing to team up with a sworn enemy to go up against me and Senor Vinnie. You must stick with people who are friends and will help you. Apparently Ben is a slow learner and that mental slowness will cause his demise at Inception IV. When you consider the constant violations of the rules by Ben in my match, and the Referee failed to take action against Ben for violating the rules, then you understand why Vinnie felt the need to jump in and take action. Now the two of us jump into Inception IV to take appropriate action again.

Bea:  Here’s the bottom line. If Ben and Kedron violate the rules and the Referee refuses to take action then Bill and Vinnie will be fully unleashed to do whatever they need to do to counter their cheating. There’s no way the Referee is going to take action against Bill and Vinnie if they refuse to take action against Ben and Kedron.

Bill motions for the cameraman to get an extreme close-up on him for his closing comments.

Bill:  There’s no way our team is going to take another loss due to cheating by opponents, inaction on the part of the Referee, and interference obtained by our opponents. If that’s where you two want to take this match then so be it. Just remember if you take the match to that level we will not be held responsible for the actions we take and we will not apologize for our actions.

The cameraman zooms out from the close-up on Bill and we see Bill give the “cut” signal to inform the cameraman he is done with his comments and this segment is over. The cameraman takes the cue and cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.


153
Climax Control Archives / FACING BEN JORDAN AGAIN
« on: January 11, 2021, 12:16:43 PM »
FACING BEN JORDAN AGAIN

Narrator:  Bill is on the Climax Control 290 card in a match against Ben Jordan. Bill has been in a match against Ben Jordan and that was Mixed Tag Team event. This coming match is a Standard Rules Singles match so things will be different this time.

The scene changes as we catch up with Bill Barnhart. It appears he is in the broadcast studio at the Star of the Desert Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bill is dressed differently than we normally see him. Whereas we usually see him in very casual clothing today we see Bill in a dark gray business suit, black dress shoes, a white shirt, and a dark gray tie that matches the color of his suit. When the studio personnel inform Barnhart they are live broadcasting Bill launches into his comments.

HOW BILL AND BEN MEASURE UP

Bill:  I guess you’ve noticed that Bea is not with me during my presentation leading up to my match with Ben Jordan. There’s a reason for that. Since there are so many pathetic whining bitches in Sin City Wrestling who don’t like seeing Managers get on the camera with their wrestler, even though those same pathetic whining bitches have their managers and valets on camera with them when presenting comments, I asked Bea to stay out of this presentation. The secondary reason is that Bea is highly upset she wasn’t placed on the Climax Control 290 card so I’d rather not have her in front of the camera hurling obscenities to the viewers. Bea told me if she gets placed on the card at Inception her victory in her match will be so shocking it will send shock waves throughout the Universe.

Bill lets out a loud laugh.

Bill:  I want to tell you how me and Ben measure up against each other. I am 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. Ben is 6 feet 2 inches and 220 pounds. I’m a Technical Brawler and Submission expert while Ben claims to be an All-Around wrestler. The term All-Around is a catch all term wrestlers use when even they have no clue what type of wrestling style they excel in.

HISTORY BETWEEN BEN AND BILL

Bill:  The first incident I had with Ben Jordan was during my match against Kedron Williams on August 11, 2019, at Climax Control 245. I was taking the hurt to Kedron when the lights in the arena went out. When the lights came on again Ben Jordan was in the ring trading insults with Kedron. As they were arguing I took advantage of Kedron being distracted so I hit him with a Bulldog before locking him into my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold for the win.

Bill rolls his eyes.

Bill:  Ben I didn’t need your bullshit of running in on my match and distracting my opponent! I don’t need anyone’s help to defeat anyone in any type of match and that includes in our upcoming match. Since you decided to get involved in my match with Kedron Williams you’re due a payback beat down for interfering in my match.

Bill gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  The match I directly had against Ben Jordan was a Mixed Tag Team match against Ben and Evie Jordan. That was at Climax Control 282 on October 18, 2020. I already commended you, Ben, for being the wrestler in the match who made me submit for their win. However, Ben, at Climax Control 290 I’ll get revenge for that loss and send you back to the bottom of the ladder to try to earn your way back up into contention.

WHAT HAPPENED

Bill:  Leading up to my match with Fenris, at Climax Control 288, to end the year 2020, he asked what happened to me from the time I worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance where I was a multiple Grand Slam achiever. That was a great question and I’ll respond to it.

Bill hangs a chart on the wall with photos of various wrestlers throughout the world of wrestling.

Bill:  Please take a look at this chart. Growing up I idolized wrestlers like Dan Severn, Bruno Sammartino, Lou Albano, Pat Patterson, and Ole Anderson. Why? They were brawlers and easily got the job done against opponents. They were not high-flyers. They were not violent wrestlers like those we’ve seen who use knives, razor blades, broken glass, or other weapons, in non-Hardcore Rules matches, to injure their opponents. They got the job done by continuing an assault until their opponent was done. I put Ole Anderson at the top of my favorites list as he was a wrestler who worked over one or more parts of his opponent’s body until that opponent could no longer function with those parts of their body. From there the victory was a given.

Bill is done pointing out and discussing the various wrestlers on the poster.

Bill:  As I mentioned a moment ago I was asked why I don’t seem to be the same wrestler I was in Asylum Wrestling Alliance where I was a multiple Grand Slam achiever. That was then and this is now. We all age as we move along the timeline of life. I’m still the same Bill Barnhart, who is a Technical Brawler and Submission expert but after years of being condemned for being horribly vicious and violent in the ring, which I wasn’t except for those times I had to deal with my half-brother Chris Shipman, I decided to tone down my attitude a bit. I decided that in matches that were not against my half-brother Chris Shipman, or the matches were not Hardcore Rules, I would abide by the rules and let the outcome of the match come out as it will.

FANS QUESTIONS FOR BILL BARNHART

Bill walks over to the desk in the studio and sits down so he can communicate with the people calling in using the speaker on the desk.

Bill:  I asked for this speaker setup so that people can call in and ask wrestling related questions that I’ll answer. We have our first caller. What is your question for me?

Caller:  Who do you feel is the best James Bond?

Bill:  I was expecting a wrestling-related question but that’s okay I’ll answer your question. Roger Moore was, in my opinion, the best James Bond. We have a second caller on the line. What is your question for me?

Caller:  Who do you feel is the best Doctor Who?

Bill:  What the . . . ? Another non-wrestling question? Tom Baker of course! And our third, and final caller, is now on the line so let’s hear a wrestling-related question for me.

Caller:  Why do you believe you can defeat Ben Jordan in your upcoming match?

Bill:  Defeating Ben Jordan will be as easy as squashing a Cockroach under my wrestling boots. Ben cannot continue to rely on past success when he doesn’t have a lot to brag about lately. Nobody can be successful looking over their shoulder and dwelling on past successes. They need to focus on the now, and the near future, in order to be successful. Watch me make easy work of Ben at Climax Control 290.

Bill turns the speaker for the phone off then he looks straight into the camera.

Bill:  Ben the shit is gonna hit the fan at Climax Control 290 and you’re the person standing in front of the fan. The saying goes that when the shit hits the fan you need to stand behind the fan not in front of it. Have fun when the shit hits the fan and splashes in your face.


154
Climax Control Archives / OH...BROTHER
« on: January 06, 2021, 06:23:24 PM »
OH BROTHER!!!

Narrator:  Although Bill Barnhart wasn’t successful in his Fatal Four Way Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 286, since it was Brother David Shepherd who landed on the mat in possession of the Roulette Championship Belt, Bill opens 2021 with his first match of the new year for a shot at the Roulette Championship. This is another Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match that pits Barnhart against Agostino Romano, Miles Kasey, and Lincoln Daniels, with the winner goes on to face Brother David Shepherd for the Roulette Championship at the first Super Show of 2021. It doesn’t need to be stated, but I will state it anyway, that we all know Bill Barnhart will be the wrestler to win this match to go on to win the Roulette Championship from Brother David.

DON’T F*CK WITH ME

We switch scenes and we see Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, walking around the backstage area at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bill and Bea are casually dressed in blue jeans, pull-over shirts, and black athletic shoes. Iris, as always, is adorned in her pink diamond-studded doggy collar. The cameraman is there to keep focused on them to broadcast what they do and say to the viewers. Bill, Bea, and Iris, stop and face the camera.

Bill:  I wish to thank those viewers who tuned in today to listen to our comments leading up to my Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match to determine who faces Brother David Shepherd at the first Super Show of 2021. I have numerous items to present so please sit back, grab your favorite drink, relax, and enjoy the show.

Bea:  Before Bill launches into his presentation leading up to his match at Climax Control 289 I have a comment I wish to make. No I am not assigned to wrestle in this match as Bill is assigned to the match. So why am I contributing to his comments leading up to his match? I’m not only Bill’s wife, and a wrestler in the Bombshell Division, I’m Bill’s Manager. As his Manager I have the right to be included in his on-air time to present comments on his matches. Nobody seems to have an issue with other Managers being with their wrestler or wrestlers when they are on camera so they need to back off of me on that subject. With that out of the way I will turn it over to Bill. The first item Bill wishes to present is an incident he had in our housing development in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bill:  Our Homeowners Association is very strict when it comes to outsiders. They have a sign posted at both entrances to our development that states Huntington Landing Homeowners Association does not accept trespassers or solicitors on their property and enforcement of the no soliciting and no trespassing restriction is enforced by Gwinnett Police.

Bea:  Even with this being clearly posted at both entrances to our housing development we still have dozens of solicitors per week knocking on doors and ringing doorbells harassing homeowners. I’ll let Bill tell you about one specific incident that happened recently.

Bill:  I was walking Iris in our neighborhood when I came across a solicitor inside our housing development. As previously mentioned our Homeowners Association has clearly visible signs posted, at both entrances, stating Huntington Landing Homeowners Association does not tolerate trespassing or solicitors and the key statement is ABSOLUTELY NO SOLICITING and that it is enforced by Gwinnett Police. I asked the solicitor to please leave our neighborhood since our Homeowners Association has a strict NO SOLICITING regulation and that they have Gwinnett Police enforce it. Sorry that I’m like that but I hate being bothered constantly by solicitors whether they are trying to sell roofing, siding, windows, asking you to vote for a certain political candidate, or trying to get you to switch from your current television, internet, and phone provider. When I asked this solicitor to please leave they told me to *bleep* off so I got on my phone and called the Gwinnett Police Non-Emergency number. While waiting for the Dispatcher to answer the Non-Emergency line the solicitor got upset with me for returning their *bleep* comment which they made to me first. They put their car in park, set the emergency brake, then got out of the car and charged at me and Iris threatening to hurt both of us. If only they knew I was a professional wrestler and would have driven them face-first into the pavement they wouldn’t have threatened me. Do you remember that vile moron Iris?

Iris:  Grrrr!!!

Bill:  I know how you feel Iris. I told the solicitor since they went from being rude and cursing to communicating a threat of harm to me and Iris, which is threatening to commit Assault and Battery on us, that I’m ending my call with Gwinnett Police Non-Emergency and dialing 911 to report an emergency of an assault about to happen. No I didn’t inform the Police that if the person got closer to me I would rearranged their face in the pavement in the street but I did tell them they’re threatening to assault me and Iris. The solicitor said they’ll wait and talk to the Police so I told them fine and for them to wait. Since I had my cell phone on speaker the instant Gwinnett Police 911 Emergency picked up and the solicitor heard their voice they took their car out of park, released the emergency brake, and sped off never to be seen again. Bottom line? Don’t f*ck with me!

Bea:  Bill remained restrained during this altercation even though the solicitor threatened to harm him and Iris. I say ATTEMPT because had they tried to attack Bill they would have been quickly sent to the Intensive Care Unit at the nearest hospital as Bill would have messed them up big time.

Bill:  That incident with the vile solicitor fits well as a lead-in to my match at Climax Control 289. That match opens Climax Control 289 and it is a Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match where I face off against Agostino Romano, Miles Kasey, and Lincoln Daniels. How does it make me feel to face these three fools? It makes me feel like I’m in a Happy Days episode where I’m the Fonz, who is cool and well-liked, but I have to interact with morons like Ralph Malph, Potsie Weber, and Richie Cunningham. Sheesh! These three fools haven’t got a chance against me!

Bill, Bea, and Iris, start walking around the backstage area again. After a short time the three stop and face the camera again.

DON’T TAKE A STEP BACK. . .TAKE A STEP FORWARD

Bill:  People say when you falter you need to take a step back. I say you need to take a step forward and continue moving ahead. I admit I lost the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match for the Roulette Championship at Climax Control 286 when Brother David Shepherd landed on the mat in possession of the Roulette Championship. I refuse to take a step back and think things over. I’ll take a step forward and right the wrong that happened that night. I’ll win this Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match against Romano, Kasey, and Daniels, then go on to defeat Brother David to become the next Roulette Champion. My match opens Climax Control 289 and there are nine matches on the Card. My performance in the opening match will be so stellar, so stunning, so spectacular, so awe-inspiring that the wrestlers in the other eight matches will fail to live up to the level of my match.

KEEPING THE INNER DEMON CONTAINED

Bill, Bea, and Iris, remain where they are while their comments continue.

Bill:  I had an issue when I served in Asylum Wrestling Alliance that caused me to sometimes lose control and severely injure opponents.

Bea:  It was one of those items you try to understand and figure out but sometimes you need expert assistance to find the cause and a solution.

Bill:  When I contacted my Family Doctor, Doctor Kim, he found out that I had an inner demon that was controlling me. He said the inner demon was a primary result of having to endure the crap from my half-brother Chris Shipman. Doctor Kim said the inner demon would rise up and take control of me and during that time I would inflict severe, and often career-ending, injuries on opponents, without being conscious that I was inflicting that level of damage. He stressed that this inner demon thing was a direct result of having to face my evil half-brother, Chris Shipman, in some of the most twisted and violent matches ever known in the wrestling world. These matches were so twisted and sickening that the majority of those type of matches have been banned in nearly every Wrestling Federation on the planet. After Doctor Kim taught me how to control the inner demon, instead of allowing the inner demon to control me, I became more successful in Asylum Wrestling Alliance and gained the backing of the fans. This control allowed me to let the inner demon rise up without taking control of me so I could easily send it back inside and control it. However, Doctor Kim stated, there will be times that my inner demon and myself will be equal in strength and during those times I would have to work hard and endure to keep the demon under control.

Bea:  That worked the majority of the time. However when Bill would get assigned to another twisted and violent match against his half-brother Chris Shipman in most of those matches his inner demon would take over to the point where Bill was not able to quickly subdue it.

Bill: When I had to face my half-brother Chris Shipman I would often knowingly allow my inner demon to come out, take control, and inflict severe damage on Chris. You are wondering why I would do something like that right? If you had a half-brother in wrestling with you, and his entire life he vowed to hurt you, injure you, destroy you, and kill you, what the hell do you think you would have done with that situation? Yeah! That’s what I thought. Since you weren’t there taking the crap from my half-brother you all need to shut the hell up! Would I do that here in Sin City Wrestling of knowingly allow my inner demon to come out, take control, and inflict damage on my opponents? I don’t plan on ever doing that again. However if my opponents go so far as to perpetrated attacks on me, or have interference in the match, then if my inner demon rises up and takes control I’ll not be held responsible for the results of the damage inflicted. You’ve been warned!

Bill, Bea, and Iris, start walking around the backstage area again and the cameraman keeps focused on them. They stop near a venue that still has some leftover holiday decorations up from 2020. They look at the remaining Christmas decorations.

CHRISTMAS 2020

Bea:  Bill I really enjoyed the 2020 holiday season especially Christmas. Now the holiday season is over and we’re starting off 2021 and you get to open 2021 with a match to earn a shot at the Roulette Champion at the next Super Show.

Bill:  I honestly don’t enjoy the holiday season, especially Christmas, as I don’t enjoy trying to find gifts for others and nobody knows what to get me even though they know my top two loves, after you and Iris of course, are Chocolate and Coffee. But now that we enter 2021 and my first match of the new year is to earn another shot at the Roulette Championship I couldn’t be happier.

Bea:  You found the perfect gifts for me Bill. I don’t like people buying clothes or food items for me when they don’t really know what my size is or what I like to eat. You gave me twenty $10 Lottery Scratchers and I ended up winning a total of $150 in a combination of cash and additional tickets from the scratchers. Of course I would have loved to win the top prizes but you can’t always expect that is how things will turn out with Lottery Scratchers.

Bill:  Maybe you cannot expect to always win the top prizes in Lottery Scratchers but for sure I expect to defeat my Romano, Kasey, and Daniels, to get a shot at Brother David for the Roulette Championship! And you nailed the gifts for me with several boxes of coffee K-Cups for our Keurig coffee brewer and a box of chocolates. My two loves, after you and Iris, coffee and chocolate! Of course Iris was the easiest one to get gifts for. Anything, and I mean anything, food-related is a great gift where Iris is concerned.

Bea:  I know you’ll easily defeat Agostino Romano, Miles Kasey, and Lincoln Daniels, then you’ll defeat Brother David Shepherd and claim your rightful place as Roulette Champion.

Bill:  That’s what I plan on doing.

HOLD MY…

Bill, Bea, and Iris, once again continue walking around the backstage area of the Gold Coast Casino with the cameraman diligently doing his job of keeping his camera focused on them. While they are walking in the backstage area they are met by Senor Vinnie who is also walking around the backstage area. We notice Bill has a cup of coffee in one hand and chocolate in his other hand and he goes back and forth eating chocolate and sipping coffee.

Senor Vinnie:  Bill you really love your coffee and chocolate right?

Bea:  Yes he does! Bill loves coffee and chocolate more than he likes pepperoni pizza and Classic Coke and that says a lot about Bill and his coffee and chocolate when you know how much he loves pepperoni pizza and Classic Coke.

Bill:  I read an article where they’re predicting the world will run out of chocolate and coffee by the year 2025. My first reaction is if they run out of coffee and chocolate there’s gonna be a hell of a lot of people getting hurt at my hands.

Bill, Bea, and Vinnie, start laughing at Bill’s comments on the world running out of chocolate and coffee when an unknown person runs up to the four of them and starts going off on them.

Unknown Person:  Bill Barnhart? More like Bill Blowhard! You talk smack about hurting people if the world runs out of coffee and chocolate but you don’t seem to be doing much hurt on your opponents in the wrestling ring!

Bill pauses drinking his coffee and eating his chocolate and looks at the unknown person.

Bill:  Are you talking to me?

Unknown Person:  Well, duh, I mentioned your name didn’t I?

Bea:   I placed a call to Security and they should be here shortly to escort this moron out of the building.

The unknown person takes offense to Bea calling Security to have him taken out of the building, and also her calling him a moron, so he takes a few steps toward Bea and his fists are clenched as though he wants to hit Bea.

Bill:  Vinnie hold my coffee and chocolate while I take care of this idiot.

When the unknown person hears Bill’s comments he charges toward Bill which distracts him away from trying to hurt Bea. As the man approaches Bill in a threatening manner Bill take a defensive stance and he is ready to beat this moron into next week when Security personnel show up. They see that the unknown person perpetrated the attempted attack on Bill. Security grabs the person and starts to drag him out of the building.

Unknown Person:  I will get you one day Bill Barnhart! You’ll regret the day you called Security on me!

Bill:  It was Bea who called Security on you not me. Also since you’ll be in jail for a significant period of time I won’t hold my breath waiting to see your pathetic face again.

Security drags the unknown person out of the building and quiet returns to where Bill, Bea, Vinnie, and Iris are standing.

Senor Vinnie:  Ha ha ha!!!

Bill:  What are you laughing at Vinnie? And give me back my coffee and chocolate.

Senor Vinnie:  I’m laughing Bill. . .ha ha ha. . .because I have idiots come up to me all the time. . . ha ha ha. . .and disrespect me like that guy tried to disrespect you. Now. . .ha ha ha. . .watching it happen to you can see how I look when. . .ha ha ha ha. . .people do that to me. Here’s your coffee and chocolate back.

Bill takes possession of his coffee and chocolate from Senor Vinnie and he continues eating his chocolate and sipping his coffee.

Bill:  Probably some thug being paid by my upcoming opponents to try to intimidate me before our match. I never get intimidated so they just wasted their money and their time hiring a moronic wannabe thug. I’ll defeat the Three Stooges so quickly that I’ll break the Sound Barrier and create a Sonic Boom in the process! I mean, come on, the combined wrestling skills and abilities of my three opponents combined doesn’t even come up to half of the wrestling skills and abilities I possess. Vinnie we’re going to return to our hotel room and then get something to eat for dinner. Care to join us?

Senor Vinnie:  I appreciate the offer but I want some quiet time to ponder my match against O’Malley so I’ll see you two, and Iris, later.

Vinnie turns and walks down the hallway until he is out of sight then the cameraman returns his camera to focus on Bill and Bea.

Bill:  What should we get for dinner?

Bea:  Iris will eat anything so I say we go for Taco Bell or Wendy’s. For damn sure we’ll never eat at McDonald’s again after that horrible experience we had ordering food online then going to the restaurant to pick up the food.

Bill:  Taco Bell it is!!!

At the sound of Taco Bell Iris perks up and she’s ready for dinner. Bill and Bea thank the cameraman for his time airing their comments. They then turn and walk away from the cameraman who keeps his camera focused on them until they are out of sight then he cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / SECOND TIME FACING FENRIS
« on: December 16, 2020, 06:56:12 PM »
SECOND TIME FACING FENRIS

Narrator:  For those of you who don’t remember, or you didn’t do your research, Bill Barnhart joined Sin City Wrestling in August 2019 and he indicated publicly that he had three wrestlers he would like to face and he considered facing them as a Dream Match. They were Casey Williams, Griffin Hawkins, and Fenris.

CUSTOMER SERVICE IS NON-EXISTENT THESE DAYS

This incident took place in Lawrenceville, Georgia, when Bea ordered food online from McDonald’s, using her cell phone, and she sent Bill to drive to the location and pick up the food.

Bea:  Okay, Bill, the order has been placed and I texted you the screen shot of the confirmation with the order number. You just have to go to the McDonald’s restaurant at 4915 Sugarloaf Parkway in Lawrenceville. The online order system said you just give them the order number and you can pick up our order.

Bill:  Am I supposed to go through the drive-thru to pick up the food like I did when you ordered food from Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Bea:  Good question. After I placed the order the website said you give them your order number and they will give you the food. I don’t think you have to go through the drive-thru but you can try. The other comment on the website said you can also enter the restaurant and give them your order number and they will give you the food.

Bill:  I hope this works. Too many times people order food online then when they go to pick it up the restaurant either screwed up the order or they claim they never got it. I don’t trust Programmers to make any program work correctly. I should be back home in around 30 minutes since the McDonalds on Sugarloaf Parkway is only 2.5 miles one-way.

Bill drives off and arrives at McDonalds at 4915 Sugarloaf Parkway in about 5 minutes. He goes through the drive-thru and we hear the interaction.

McDonald’s Worker:  May I take your order?

Bill:  My wife made an online order and she sent me here to pick up the food. I have the order number.

McDonald’s Worker:  You can’t do that.

Bill:  What the hell do you mean I can’t do that? I have the order number! I’m new at this and I have no idea what to do to get my food! I came through the drive-thru but if you cannot do it through the drive-thru should I leave the drive-thru and park and walk into the restaurant?

McDonald’s Worker:  Let me have you talk to the Manager.

After a short delay the Manager of this McDonald’s comes on the speaker.

McDonald’s Manager:  We cannot give you your order as it isn’t in our computer system.

Bill:  What the hell do you mean it isn’t in your computer system? My wife ordered the food online and paid for it so you damn sure need to give me our food! Do I leave the drive-thru and come into the restaurant so you can take the order number and give me our food?

McDonald’s Manager:  Let me have you talk to the Assistant Manager so he can explain it too you better than I can.

Bill: * SIGH *

After a short delay the Assistant Manager comes on the speaker.

McDonald’s Assistant Manager:  Sir we cannot take you order in the drive-thru lane. We also cannot take your order in the restaurant using your order number. You have to come to the restaurant with the phone that the order was placed on and only when you park in our parking lot will your phone send a message to us that you are in the parking lot and we will process your order and bring the food to your car.

Bill:  What the F*ck! My wife has her phone at home but she sent me a screen shot of the order confirmation with the order code. I can give you the order code and you can fill my order. That’s what your website said we can do. I can park and come into the restaurant and show you the screen shot showing the order number.

McDonald’s Assistant Manager:  I’m sorry but until you bring the phone the order was made on we cannot give you the food.

Bill:  Damn! My wife has her phone at home! So you are telling me I drove 2.5 miles here so you can refuse to give us our food, now you want me to drive 2.5 miles home to get my wife and bring her to McDonald’s with her phone, and that means I will be making two round trips for a total of 10 miles and that doesn’t even account for slowness of getting our “fast” food. Shit! Damn! F*ck!

McDonald’s Assistant Manager:  Sorry but. . .

Bill:  Sorry your ass!!!

Bill speeds out of the McDonald’s parking area and heads home calling Bea on the way. Even Bea confirms the website said just park, go into the McDonald’s, show them the order number, and get the food. When the two return to McDonald’s Bea tells Bill to park in one of the Curbside Pickup parking spots so he parks in spot number 5. Bea looks at the sign and it says to park, then open the app on your phone that you placed the order on, then click on the I AM HERE button and your food will be delivered to your car in five minutes or less.

Bill:  It has already been five minutes so where the hell is the food?

Bea:  Give them a few minutes more as we ordered a lot of food.

When it reaches the 15 minute mark Bea is the one who is getting upset over the delay of the food delivery. When her phone gives a chime she looks at the McDonald’s application and she reads the message:  THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER. . .YOUR FOOD HAS BEEN DELIVERED TO YOUR VEHICLE. . .ENJOY YOUR FOOD.

Bea:  What? I got a text saying thanks for our food order and to enjoy our food and that the food was delivered to our vehicle. No food has been delivered to our vehicle. Maybe they sent the food to another car. I’m going inside to find out what happened.

Bill rolls his eyes when he sees how upset Bea is. If you think Bill gets upset with poor customer service you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen Bea go off on people for poor customer service. Bill knows what the McDonald’s workers are in for. When Bea enters the McDonald’s she notices there are a half dozen workers behind the counter and only two customers inside the restaurant. After nearly ten minutes we see Bea come out with two large bags of food and a cup carrier with four large drinks and she is struggling to carry the order. Bill helps Bea place the food in the car then they start driving home.

Bea:  I can’t believe these assholes at McDonald’s! I told them we drove up 15 minutes ago and clicked on the app to let them know we’re here. I told them the app said our food would be delivered in five minutes or less. I told them the app told us our food was delivered to our car and yet no food was delivered. I told them after 15 minutes I had to come inside the restaurant. I saw that all of the workers were standing around doing nothing even though there were only two customers in the restaurant and they already had their food. The Manager told me she’ll have them get our food ready. When the food was ready they just handed it to me. I gave the Manager my evil look and I told her it isn’t my job to deliver my food to my car at the Curbside Pickup and she and her workers looked at me like I was an alien from another planet. I told them it is their job to deliver the food to my car but they just didn’t care and handed me to food to bring to our car. When we get home I’m filing a complaint with McDonald’s Corporate.

Bill:  You know I’m strict when it comes to customer service and that also carries over to my wrestling career where I demend good performance from opponents. From this point forward I’ll never eat at McDonald’s again. I’ll get food at Wendy’s or Taco Bell instead.

Bill and Bea return home with their food. Iris gives them a look that screams WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG WITH MY FOOD and they laugh at her. They set the food on the dining table and eat dinner.

END OF INCIDENT

DREAM MATCH REPEAT

When the scene comes into focus we see Bill Barnhart sitting in a comfortable chair in the broadcast studio with the cameraman focusing his camera on Bill. Bea is sitting to the right of Bill in case she wishes to say comments during Bill’s presentation.

Bill:  When I signed with Sin City Wrestling in August 2019 I mentioned that there are three matches I would consider to be a fulfillment of Dream Matches for me. One was against Casey Williams to get revenge for him being the first wrestler to hand me a defeat in my home town of Oakland, in my home area of the Bay Area, during a Hardcore Rules match in a Boeing 747 parked at Oakland Airport. The second was a match with Griffin Hawkins as I admire his work and he was a great Roulette Champion. The third was against Fenris as I admire his work ethics and dedication he has put into his work in the sport of wrestling.

Bea:  Please tell the viewers how that match with Fenris went.

Bill:  Going into that match on September 29, 2019, at Climax Control 249, I knew what Fenris was capable of. Even though he was smaller and lighter than me I knew he had great ring presence and could flip a match on an opponent in a flash. I performed well in that match and both of us came close to winning numerous times. Fenris did what he often does and that is to switch things up quickly and reverse the advantage the opponent had and he then had the advantage over me for the win. Did I get upset over the loss. Hell no! I congratulated Fenris on a well-deserved win and hoped that we would meet again one day. I hate it when wrestlers have great talent and waste it by not giving all they’ve got in matches. Fenris didn’t do that against me in that match. He gave it all he had and came out the winner and I admire that. When Fenris left the sport for a time I figured having a second match against him would never happen. Well look here at the Climax Control 288 card and you see that Fenris is back and I have my second Dream Match against him. This match is gonna be beyond enjoyable for me.

THE REASON FENRIS WILL LOSE TO BILL BARNHART

Bea:  Since you are known as the Analogy King please provide your analogy to the viewers.

Bill:  Everyone will agree that a Tarantula is a damn efficient predator and rarely does a foe get away unharmed. However most people don’t know that a Tarantula Hawk Wasp kicks the Tarantula’s ass more times than the Tarantula kicks their ass. I would say the percentage of the Tarantula Hawk Wasp getting the win over the Tarantula is 90 percent while the Tarantula fending off and killing the Tarantula Hawk Wasp is about 10 percent. Damn nice odds for the Tarantula Hawk Wasp when you consider an average Tarantula is from 4 to 11 inches in size compared to an average Tarantula Hawk Wasp of around 2 inches in size.

Bea:  Here’s how it works. The Tarantula Hawk Wasp needs to lay her eggs so her offspring will survive and she needs a Tarantula to do so. She will boldly attack the Tarantula but she is so quick and agile the Tarantula loses 90 percent of the time. She gets a few stings in and the Tarantula is paralyzed but does not die as it is still alive but cannot move as it is paralyzed. The Tarantula Hawk Wasp then drags the paralyzed Tarantula to a hole in the ground, she lays her eggs on the Tarantula. When her babies hatch the eat the Tarantula who knows what is going on as it is alive but paralyzed. That’s gotta be one of the most horrible ways to end your life.

Bill:  You’re probably asking how a small 2 inch Tarantula Hawk Wasp can knock out Tarantulas of 4 to 11 inches and the answer is simple. She is quick to get in and get damage done with her stings. She is quick and agile to get the stings in and back off so the Tarantula cannot grab her and bite her. Yes it really is that simple. The key is staying away from the agility of the Tarantula and getting in and out quickly like the Tarantula Hawk Wasp does to inflict damage. That, my friends, is exactly how I will work in this upcoming match with Fenris. I will get in quickly, inflict damage, and get out quickly, and by doing this over and over again Fenris loses to me. Yes it really is that simple.

TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN

Bill:  One of the most iconic statements ever in the sport of Wrestling is TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN. I’ll not mention the wrestler who made that statement famous as I’m sure you know who it was who made the statement. Fenris I’m sure you feel you are in the same category as the wrestler who made the statement as you also have a stellar record in the sport of Wrestling. I believe that you believe you are the man to be beat in order for the wrestler defeating you to be the man. Only you can answer if that’s what you are thinking. But, Fenris, if that’s what the fans and other wrestlers think then so be it. After our match at Climax Control 288 I will be the man since I beat the man, YOU, by decisively defeating you. Easier said than done you think? Think again because it is easier for me to defeat you than it is for you to prevent me from defeating you. Please remember someone else who left the sport for a time then returned thinking having a match against me was gonna be easy for them. On April 24, 2020, at Climax Control 266, Kris Ryans returned to active status in the wrestling ring. He thought I would be an easy mark but I defeated him by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. To this day he still claims I never defeated him. He claims what really happened was that he was bored in the match and threw the match to get it over with. Yeah, right, okay, if you believe that bullshit then I have a great bridge in New York you might like to buy and also some choice swamp land in Florida you may be interested in purchasing. Nah, Fenris, he didn’t throw the match to me. He came back from being out of the sport for a time and thought he still had what it takes to be competitive and I proved that he didn’t. I’m hoping you didn’t make the same mistake of returning to active status in the wrestling ring thinking you haven’t become soft from being inactive. Bea is there anything you wish to say as closing comments?

Bea:  Fenris I’ll be in Bill’s corner as his Manager and I’ there to ensure your match goes according to the rules and that there is no cheating or interference. Keep the match on the level and I’m fine with that. Cheat or have people run in on the match and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

Bill:  Thanks for the closing comments Bea.

Bea:  I could say I wish you the best of luck in your match with Fenris but I already know you don’t need to rely on luck when you have outstanding wrestling abilities.

Bill and Bea inform the Broadcast Studio staff they are done with their comments for today. The Staff works to make a smooth transition from live broadcasting to returning to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / FACING AN ACCOMPLISHED WRESTLER
« on: December 08, 2020, 12:53:20 PM »
IT IS AN HONOR AND PLEASURE TO FACE AN ACCOMPLISHED WRESTLER BUT. . .

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart is back in action and this time she is facing a wrestler with a very long line of success in the sport of wrestling. However with the success also comes the failures.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bea Barnhart. We assume the location is somewhere in Sam’s Town where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 287 but until Bea informs us that is only a guess. Bea is sitting at a table is what appears to be a coffee shop inside Sam’s Town.

Bea:  Hi and thanks for joining me today. I decided to stop at this coffee shop in Sam’s Town to enjoy some coffee while I present comments for my upcoming match against Mercedes Vargas as Climax Control 287. Mercedes you have an impressive list of accomplishments in the sport of wrestling and I’m not going to try to tarnish your accomplishments as they are valid and in the record books. However, Mercedes, along with your accomplishments you also have many failures. From what I’ve seen lately you’ve been on a bit of a losing streak. I have to be honest and let you know that I would enjoy handing you a loss and putting you out of action as that will boosts me in the rankings. December 13, 2020, is the day your losing streak gets one loss longer as I’m going to win and set myself as the future of the Bombshell Division in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea sips her coffee before continuing her comments.

Bea:  There’s a saying that goes IF SOMEONE GETS OVER ON YOU ONCE SHAME ON THEM. IF THEY GET OVER ON YOU TWICE SHAME ON YOU. We lost to Kris and Mikah, The Black Sheep, twice in Mixed Tag Team matches so shame on us. Laugh all you want Mercedes if you think it is amusing that me and Bill lost those two matches. The fact we give everything we have for all our matches, even the ones we end up losing, means more than bragging about past accomplishments. I mean, come on Mercedes, you are one of those wrestlers who gets on camera, tells everyone you never lose, then you go out and lose the match. You are one of those wrestlers who can only see the matches you’ve won but you are blind to the matches you’ve lost. That’s okay Mercedes because you’ll forever remember the loss I’m going to hand you at Climax Control 287. You obviously think I’m blind and haven’t noticed who you’ve lost to recently and not all of those opponents could be classified at top-notch, top of the line, superior in talent, etc., but still you lost to them. Either your age is catching up to you or you rely so heavily on your past accomplishments that you fail to perform well in the current time.

Bea looks at her watch.

Bea:  You’ll have to excuse me for a short time. I have to get to the other side of Sam’s Town as they have a room set up as a Comedy Club and it is Amateur Hour where non-professional comedians like me can get up on stage and present a few jokes. Thanks for understanding.

There is a break of about 15 minutes which allows Bea time to get from the coffee shop to the area set up as a Comedy Club. Bea takes a seat to wait to be called to perform.

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND COMEDY TO ENJOY IT

Bea:  Want to know something? Waiting to be called and then to go up on stage and present a few comedy things is more intimidating than stepping into a wrestling ring. Bill is way better at comedy skits than I am but I’ll give it my best shot.

The Emcee of the Comedy Club Amateur Hour steps up to the mic on the stage.

Emcee:  Ladies and gentlemen thank you for coming to this Comedy Club for our Amateur Hour where only amateurs will be called up on the stage to present three items which can be three comedy skits or three one-liners or a combination of both. Remember these are raw amateur comedians so please give them your support.

The Emcee reaches into a large glass bowl and pulls out a name.

Emcee:  Bea Barnhart you are our first amateur contestant in our Amateur Hour competition. Please come up on stage and give us your best.

Bea is surprised she was called first but she also knows that going first in a competition puts the pressure on the contestants that follow her. When Bea arrives at the mic she introduces herself before launching into her comedy thing.

Bea:  My name is Bea Barnhart and I’m married to Sin City Wrestling wrestler Bill Barnhart. I serve as Bill’s Manager for his wrestling matches and I’m also an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. On Sunday, December 13, 2020, I face off against Mercedes Vargas in a wrestling match at Climax Control 287 which takes place here at Sam’s Town.

Bea takes a deep breath and goes into her comedy routine.

Bea:  What do you call a fairway short shot golf club that belongs to a wrestler named Kurt? AN ANGLE IRON!

About half the crowd laughs as they are wrestling fans but the other half, apparently knowing little of nothing about wrestling, don’t get the joke.

Bea:  A blind man walks into a department store with his seeing-eye dog on a leash. He stops and picks the dog up by the leash and swings the seeing-eye dog around over his head. The store Manager walks over and asks MAY I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING SIR? and the blind man says NOPE. I’M JUST LOOKING AROUND.

This time two-thirds of the crowd laughs at the joke.

Bea:  Where does the Star Wars character Chewbacca order his supplies? From Chewy.com

On Bea’s final joke 100 percent of the crowd laughs and applaud her performance.

Bea:  Thank you very much for allowing me to participate in this Amateur Hour comedy thing.

Bea returns to her seat and listens to the other presenters. When the last person finishes their comedy things the Emcee reads off the winner of the event.

Emcee:  It is hard to do stand-up comedy when you are a professional but can you imagine how it feels when you are amateurs like our presenters tonight? It was a tough decision to select one person we felt was above the rest and we selected Bea Barnhart. Please come up and receive your reward.

Bea walks up on the stage and the Emcee presents Bea with $100 cash and a voucher for the Casino where she can play unlimited games in the Casino for one hour at no cost to herself and she gets to keep all the winnings but all the losses are paid by the voucher. Bea steps up to the mic.

Bea:  Wow! I knew my material was good but everyone in this competition had to also know there could only be one winner. That’s how my wrestling match against Mercedes Vargas will go on Sunday. She has more experience in the wrestling ring than I do but when you look at a highly successful wrestler like Mercedes do a death spiral down into the dirt with numerous losses in matches recently you understand why I’ll win this match and set myself up as a top wrestler in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea steps down from the stage and walks out of the room where she meets up with her husband Bill Barnhart in the hallway.

Bill:  How did your Amateur Hour comedy thing go?

Bea:  Better than your Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 286.

Bill:  Good one Bea! Look I can’t be upset at Brother David Shepherd winning the Roulette Championship. We all gave it our best and he came down on the mat with the Championship in his hands. He wrestled the match fully within the rules of the match so there’s nothing I can do but congratulate him on the win.

Bea:  I hope Mercedes has the courage to congratulate me on my win over her on Sunday. I won the amateur comedy thing by the way.

Bill:  So you won the comedy thing? What did you win?

Bea:  I won $100 cash and a voucher that allows me into the casino in Sam’s Town for a full hour to play any of the games I want. I suffer no losses as they are included in the voucher. All the winnings I get during casino play I get to keep.

Bill:  Oooooo! Give me the casino voucher so I can play for free for an hour!

Bea:  Nope! Mine! See you later at our hotel room. I have a casino to visit.

The two enjoy a hearty laugh and then they part with Bea heading for the casino and Bill headed in the opposite direction.

* SHORT BREAK *

* AFTER THE BREAK *

BEA HAS A TALK WITH IRIS

This scene opens with Bill, Bea, and Iris, relaxing in their hotel room. They are watching Animal Planet since that is the favorite program of Iris. They look up to see the cameraman giving them the signal to indicate they are live broadcasting.

Bea:  Iris come here please.

Iris waddles over thinking Mommy Bea is going to give her food but Bea isn’t giving Iris food this time around. This, of course, disappoints the ever-hungry Iris.

Bea:  Sorry, Iris, but this isn’t about food. I need to talk to you because I’m getting concerned about you dating Senor Vinnie’s friend Pete the Cactus.

Iris perks up when she hears the name of Pete the Cactus.

Bea:  Recently Pete was rude to Senor Vinnie and I’m worried Pete may get ruse and abusive to you.

Bill:  Whoa! Let’s stop that line of thought right now! That’s not what happened Bea. Senor Vinnie was stressing and he was hallucinating. Pete didn’t do anything bad to Vinnie as he was actually trying to lend emotional support but Vinnie thought Pete went off the deep end of the psychological pool. Therefore Pete won’t do anything bad to Iris. As protective of Iris as I am that should tell you I’m not going to misinterpret the recent interaction between Senor Vinnie and Pete.

Bea:  I wish you had told me that before I made a public comment against Pete the Cactus. If you’re watching Pete I’m sorry I misunderstood what happened. Forget about our conversation Iris. You can continue dating Pete but at the first sign that he’s abusing you and you two are cut off from seeing each other.

Iris seems annoyed that Mommy Bea interrupted her favorite Animal Planet program to make false accusations against her boyfriend Pete the Cactus and even more annoyed that after the conversation Mommy Bea didn’t give her any snacks. Iris returns in front of the television to finish watching her program.

SAY ALL THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS YOU WANT. . .ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

Bea laughs at the attitude of Iris but she realizes that the doggy brain of Iris is limited in comprehension abilities.

Bea:  I’m sick of other wrestlers claiming I have no talent. I came from being a raw green rookie to where I’m at today which is holding my own in the Bombshell and Mixed Tag Team Divisions. Nearly everyone in the sport of wrestling started as a raw green rookie and gained experience to where they were successful. That is unless they were born into a well-known wrestling family, and usually their family members were also the Promoters or Management of those federations, so they skewed the results of matches to benefit their raw green rookie no-talent family members.

Iris pauses watching Animal Planet to see if Mommy Bea has food for her yet. Not seeing any food Iris lets out a snort before returning to watching Animal Planet.

Bea:  Mercedes you fit perfectly into the mold of the wrestlers who disrespect me since I’m fairly new to the sport of wrestling. You laugh and mock those of us who give all we have in every match. Whether I win or lose a match I stand proud that I performed well. Never once have you heard me falsely brag that I’ve never lost a match. What about you Mercedes? It seems, to me anyone, that whenever you get in front of the camera to talk about an upcoming match you claim you never lose wrestling matches. Although I don’t know your career Win-Loss record I know since I’ve been in Sin City Wrestling you’ve managed to lose a lot of matches you should have won. Don’t come into our match at Climax Control 287 and claim you have never lost matches because all that does is make you a liar.

Bea pauses and quietly goes into the kitchen area and returns with a bowl of food for Iris. She sets it down next to Iris and when Iris smells the food she shoves her face into the bowl to enjoy the snacks.

Bea:  Mercedes you cannot go over all my matches and claim that I performed poorly in any of them. In every match I performed at my best and came close to winning. Yes I know that close only counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades but at least I can stand proud that I performed at my best in every match I’ve been in. Unlike you who claims to be the undefeated queen of wrestling, then you lose a match or two or three, I go into every match, perform at my best, and whether I obtain a win or a loss I stand proud of my performance. I hope you have in your vocabulary the following words:  BEA CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WIN OVER ME TONINGHT! because if you were to win I would congratulate you. See you on Sunday. Be ready for the fight of your career! And trust me that the beating you’ll receive at my hands will transform you from a Mercedes to a Yugo!

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Bea informs the cameraman she is done with her comments and he cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / A WRESTLING MATCH IS MORE FUN AS A FATAL FOURWAY
« on: December 03, 2020, 04:03:08 PM »
A WRESTLING MATCH IS MORE FUN AS A FATAL FOURWAY

Narrator:  Before I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his upcoming Roulette Championship match, which is a Fatal Fourway, I want to let you know what Bill has informed me that he is more than ready for this match. With that said I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 286.

PRESS CONFERENCE

The scene switches and we are taken to the Conference Room at the Gold Coast Casino where there is a Press Conference being held. The people in attendance are murmuring as they have not been told what the Press Conference is about or who is presenting information. They stop murmuring when a side door opens and Bill and Bea Barnhart walk into the Conference Room, up the steps to the stage, where they walk toward the podium to give a presentation. Bill is dressed in a dark gray business suit, white shirt, black shoes, and a tie that matches the color of his suit. Bea is wearing her trademark blue dress she wears when attending Bill to the ring to serve as his Manager and she is wearing black heels. The crowd starts murmuring again but Bill speaks into the microphone.

Bill:  Stop talking and murmuring. This is our presentation so you need to keep silent or I’ll ask Security to remove you from the Conference Room.  If you can’t understand that simple concept then you can stand up and leave now.

The crowd quiets down and nobody gets up to leave. Satisfied he has made his point Bill continues.

Bill:  The year 2020 up to today wasn’t great for me and I openly admit that fact. Having worked in other wrestling federations where I was very successful and held many Championships 2020 wasn’t to be that way in Sin City Wrestling. You would expect a newbie to wrestling, like Bea, to not have earned any Championships their first year in the wrestling ring but for someone like me, with 19 years of wrestling under my belt, you don’t expect to see a year go by without holding Championship Gold.

Bea:  Although other women would take offense at Bill’s comment that newbies to the sport of wrestling cannot expect to earn a Championship their first year in the business. I don’t take offense to his comment as it is true. I’m performing well in the ring but a lot of my losses were my fault when I allowed myself to be distracted and opponents took advantage of the distraction.

Bill:  So now it comes to this. I’ve decided since we’ve not been able to earn Championships yet in 2020 then maybe, just maybe, we should retire from the sport of wrestling.

The crowd erupts into a loud roar of murmuring, loud denials that they would go into retirement, and some have stormed out of the Conference Room at the announcement. Bill starts laughing loudly.

Bill:  HA HA HA!!! HO HO HO!!! HAR HAR HAR!!! You suckers fell for it! That’s hilarious! Myself and Bea are not going into retirement. Not this year. Not next year. Not any time in the future. Since I’m assigned to a Fatal Four Way for Climax Control 286, and the winner of the match becomes the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion, I’m going to prove to you that I came into Sin City Wrestling to earn Championships and I’ll be crowned Roulette Champion at Climax Control 286. What a hell of a way to go out of the year 2020 and move into the year 2021 as Sin City Wrestling’s Roulette Champion. Both of us are going to storm the year 2021, kick everyone’s ass, we’ll attempt to earn every Championship available this year.

Bea:  Everyone in Sin City Wrestling has just been warned what we’re going to do. If you want to stop us you damn well better step up your game several levels as we’re going to dominate Sin City Wrestling from here out.

Bill:  Everyone in Sin City Wrestling is on notice. Nobody is exempt from our wrath. Nobody is immune from being scheduled for a match with us, either individually or in Mixed Tag Team, so you have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide!

Bea:  As everyone knows Bill has a Fatal Four Way match at Climax Control 286 for the vacated Roulette Championship. We will not address that match at this time. We will address Bill’s match at another time from another location.

Bill:  Thanks for attending our Press Conference. We suckered you to believe we wanted to retire from wrestling and you took the bait. Damn I wish you all could have seen the stupid looks on your faces!

Bill and Bea turn away from the podium, walk across the stage, down the steps, across the room, and exit through the same door where they entered the Conference Room earlier. The door closes behind them and the murmuring from the crowd still inside the Conference Room gets so loud you cannot hear yourself think.

MISUNDERSTANDINGS HAPPEN

Bill and Bea are at their room in a hotel near the Gold Coast Casino. The two are relaxing and watching television with their English Bulldog Iris when Bill feels the urge.

Bill:  Please excuse me you two. I’m feeling an urge and I need to run to the bathroom to do my duty…or I guess you can say do my doodie…ha ha ha!

Bea rolls her eyes.

Bea:  I don’t think me and Iris and the viewers needed to know that information. Just go and do your thing.

Bill gets up and walks to the bathroom closing the door behind him. All is quiet for a fair amount of time then. . .

Bill:  Arrrggghhh!!! What the *bleep!* Get out! Get out from me! Get the hell out of here and leave me alone! I said get out now!!!

Bea and Iris perk up and wonder what in the world is going on with Bill in the bathroom. They don’t want to think about a specific item, as it could be anything involved, but he is in the bathroom so of  course they lean toward that specific item. Both are scared to approach the bathroom door and ask Bill if he is okay and if he needs assistance.

Bill:  Grrr!!! Grunt!!! Mumble!!! I said get out! Get out and away from me and leave me alone!!!

Bea cannot take more of this so she gets up and runs to the bathroom to find out what is happening to Bill. She opens the bathroom door and fortunately the Network blurs out key parts of the video so the viewers don’t get more than they expected. When Bea looks into the bathroom she is surprised that Bill is still fully dressed, not doing his duty as he went into the bathroom to do, and she sees him swatting at something on the sink with one of the hand towels.

Bea:  Bill? What the hell are you doing?

Bill:  I came into the bathroom to do my duty and before I could start anything this nasty dirty spider started crawling across the sink. You know I detest spiders so I’m trying to swat it and kill it with this hand towel then hopefully I can flush it down the toilet. Instead of standing there gawking you could help me eliminate the spider.

Bea rolls her eyes then she grabs a few sheets of toilet paper, snags the spider in the toilet paper, then drops it into the toilet and flushes it. Both watch as the spider goes down for the count.

Bill:  Thanks for the help. You make it look easy.

Bea:  Why are you afraid of spiders?

Bill:  It goes back to when I was in the Boy Scouts. I was 10 or 11 years old then. We went on a camping trip and my father brought our family tent for the Scouts in my group to sleep in. We all had cots that we placed our sleeping bags on. During the night I had to pee so I got out of my sleeping bag and turned on a light. When I looked around the inside of the tent there had to be at least a 100 to 200 spiders, hell it could have been 500 spiders, crawling around inside the tent. I freaked out knowing had I not gotten up to pee maybe I would have woke up in the morning covered in spiders and bites. I ran out of the tent so fast I think I broke the sound barrier. From that night until today I detest spiders.

Bea:  Okay. That’s a valid explanation why you hate spiders but next time just call me to come into the room to get rid of the spider for you okay?

Bill:  Thanks!

FATAL FOURWAY FOR ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

The scene changes and this time we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in a broadcast studio set up for wrestlers to air comments. Bill is in very casual attire while Bea is dressed about half way between casual and formal. The two are sitting at a desk opposite a commentator who will be asking them questions. Then the crew in the studio inform them they are live broadcasting the presentation begins.

Commentator:  Today I have Bill and Bea Barnhart in the broadcast studio. I will ask them questions and they will respond to those questions. I need to let you two know that some of the questions were submitted by viewers and fans and the remaining questions are mine. Are you ready?

Bill:  I’m always ready.

Bea:  Me too.

Commentator:  This question is for Bill and it is from a viewer. Were you surprised to see your name included for the Main Event Fatal Fourway for the vacated Roulette Championship?

Bill:  I’m one of those wrestlers who doesn’t run around demanding shots at Championships. I leave that decision to Management. As far as the Fatal Fourway match is concerned having three opponents, instead of one opponent as with a Singles match, simply makes the match three times as much fun for me.

Commentator:  This question is mine and it is for Bill. Your opponents are Kedron Williams, Stephen Callaway, and Brother David Shepherd. Any concerns with your opponents?

Bill:  I never have a concern with any opponents as I’m capable of handling myself and winning matches against anyone. I will answer your question with specific information as I feel the viewers are entitled to know.  At Climax Control 245 pm August 1, 2019, I defeated Kedron Williams by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. Then at Climax Control 278 I defeated Stephen Callaway by submission also with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. Those two scrawny pencil-necked geeks were easy to knock them out.

Commentator:  Don’t you feel that a Sleeper Hold that knocks an opponent out should be banned as a choke hold?

Bill:  Nope. When you choke someone you usually squeeze or try to choke off their oxygen intake from their breathing. When I apply my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold I am not compressing or crushing their throat. I’m simply reducing the blood flow to their brain. If they fight going unconscious instead of submitting then they go unconscious and I win.

Commentator:  Bill you seem to be taking Kedron Williams lightly. You are aware that Kedron Williams earned the Roulette Championship from O’Malley which is not an easy accomplishment. Then it was Mac Bane that defeated Kedron Williams for the Roulette Championship at High Stakes X. You need to remember that past success against an opponent doesn’t mean you are guaranteed success against that same opponent in the future.

Bill:  I’ll give credit to Kedron Williams for defeating O’Malley but when you obtain a Championship and lost is less than 30 days later then you suck. My previous success against those two does, in fact, equate into success for me in matches against them specifically the Fatal Fourway for the Roulette Championship.

Commentator:  I agree with your comments on holding a Championship for less than 30 days but the fact is that he has held a Championship and you have yet to do so.

Bill:  That’s what this match is about at Climax Control 286. I’m in this Fatal Fourway match and I will be crowned the next Roulette Champion. And before you ask Stephen Callaway has been in some good and tough matches but he only has bruises and cuts to show for it. As far as Brother David Shepherd goes no punk ass cheater is going to deny me becoming the next Roulette Champion.

Commentator:  I know the match is listed as a Fatal Fourway which means the first wrestler to obtain a pinfall or submission on any of the other wrestlers in the match is the winner but what if they were to throw into this match some form of a Roulette Rules item that adds stipulations to the Fatal Fourway concept?

Bill:  If they did that it would simply add more amusement for the match and make it more enjoyable for me to participate in the match and win the Roulette Championship.

Commentator:  Wow! Talk about a confident wrestler! This next question is from a viewer and they want both of you to answer their question. The wrestler in this match you have not previously faced is Brother David Shepherd. Bill the viewer wants to know from you as a wrestler in this match what you are thinking about Brother David and Bea they want to know what you, as Bill’s Manager in his corner, think about the match.

Bill:  Brother David is just another wrestler. He’s nothing special. He is, however, a coward cheater as he proved against O’Malley. This was such an easy question from a viewer. I’m going to easily win this match and become the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion.

Bea:  I’m in Bill’s corner as his Manager for the majority of his matches. When I go back and review Brother David’s match against O’Malley and I see how he loaded a foreign object into his Good Book, then whacked O’Malley with it, and hit him with a low blow, and grabbed the wrestling trunks for leverage. Cheating like that is not tolerated by me. I’m in Bill’s corner to ensure the Referee assigned to the match does their job correction and prohibits cheating from Bill’s opponents.

Commentator:  We seemed to have goon longer on our air time than I expected to do and I apologize to the broadcast studio and to you Bill and Bea. However I’ve just been informed that both of you are being given several minutes of air time to make closing comments concerning our broadcast today. Go ahead when you are ready.

Bea looks into the camera and makes the first closing comments.

Bea:  I often run into people who are so damn irritating that you want to slap them into the next galaxy. Brother David fits into that category. The coward has to cheat for a win and then he runs around bragging he was able to defeat O’Malley. Wrestlers like Brother David often have short wrestling careers because their cheating quickly catches up with them.

The camera shifts to Bill is now looking into the camera.

Bill:   I appreciate your comment on irritating people Bea. I also run across many people in my life that are so stupid, so ignorant, so incompetent, that I have to ask myself how the hell these people make it to the next day in addition to making it to their next birthday.

Bea:  Probably they are related to the stupid, ignorant, and incompetent people I run across all the time.

Bill:  Could be. For sure the Three Stooges I’m assigned to wrestle in Kedron Williams, Brother David Shepherd, and Stephen Callaway, are three fools I’m going to take out to the trash dumpster.

Bea:  Bill you’re going to make a fantastic Roulette Champion.

Bill:  Yeah. . .I know.

THE BOTTOM LINE

It is later in the day and we return to the room of Bill and Bea at a hotel near the Gold Coast Casino. Bill is casual in khaki shorts, a brown pullover shirt, and flip flops. Bea is also casual in leggings and a pink tee-shirt and she is barefoot. The cameraman informs the two that they have been given several minutes of air time to send a message, to give the BOTTOM LINE, to Bill’s three opponents.

Bill:  I’m not going to stand in front of the camera and hurl stupid insults and call my opponents stupid names. I can stand in my wrestling abilities so I don’t need derogatory and stupid name calling insults to make my point. Also I don’t wish to directly address any of my opponents directly and by name. Why? Because I don’t have a need to talk directly to each of them. I don’t want them to feel like they are important enough for me to mention their names numerous times. They know they suck compared to me. They know they cannot defeat me. They know they are going to lose this match to me. Damn! I feel like I’m assigned to wrestle Shemp, Curly, and Larry of The Three Stooges and I’m Moe punching and slapping and kicking them to keep them in their place. That’s all they need to know. The rest of my talking will be done in the wrestling ring on Sunday, December 6, 2020.

Bea:  My closing comments are milder than Bill’s but still I need to make my point. I’m not in Bill’s corner as his Manager to interfere in this match. I’m in Bill’s corner to ensure the match is called fairly and that his opponents don’t try to cheat or have interference in the match to try to get a cheap win. This is Bill’s night to shine as the new Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion and I won’t allow anyone to ruin that for us.

Bill and Bea have finished their closing comments and the cameraman cuts his feed and the Network cuts to regularly scheduled programming.


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Supercard Archives / Re: The Black Sheep (c) v The Barnharts - Mixed Tag Team Championships
« on: November 18, 2020, 04:57:12 PM »
GIFTED AND TALENTED

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Narrator:  Some people are gifted. Some people are talented. Some people are neither. And Bill Barnhart? He is both gifted and talented and he holds an I.Q. of 130 which places him in the top five percent in the world.

We are taken back to J. P. Howard Elementary School in Oakland, California. This is the school Bill Barnhart attended in Fifth and Sixth grade. The reason he attended for only those years is that his family moved from another area of Oakland to the Oakland Hills so Bill had to transfer to a new school as he was located in a different school district. Bill’s original Elementary School was Allendale where he attended from Kindergarten to Fourth Grade. The Principal and one of the Counselors of J. P. Howard Elementary School are going around to the the classrooms to see how the students are doing with their class work. Some students were found to be falling way behind so they were required to take extra training to try to bring them up to the average standard. Others, Bill Barnhart included, were gifted and talented, and was bored with the slow pace of the classroom instruction. The Principal stops at Bill’s desk then he addresses the Counselor.

Principal:  Why is this student in the regular class when it is obvious he is gifted and talented and should be in advanced classes?

Counselor:  I’m very sorry about that. This student, Bill Barnhart, transferred to our school from Allendale Elementary when his family moved to the Oakland Hills where he is now in our School District. We have been watching him but normally students are evaluated for years and since Bill has been in our school only from the start of this school year, and only for a few months, the evaluation hasn’t been fully completed yet.

Principal:  I don’t care if student  Barnhart has been in our school for several years or several days. It is obvious he is extremely intelligent, gifted, and talented, and I want you to place him in the Gifted Student Program starting tomorrow!

That scene from J. P. Howard Elementary School ends and the Narrator comes back on the screen.

Narrator:  I told you Bill Barnhart was gifted and talented!

BILL EXPLAINS THINGS

The scene shifts to the current time and we get a shot of Bill Barnhart sitting at the announcing table at the wrestling ring at the Orleans Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, where Sin City Wrestling is holding High Stakes X.

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today. This is the wrestling ring where me and Bea will defeat Kris Ryans and Mikah for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. How can I be so damn sure of that? Because I’m gifted and talented. Sit back and relax as I’d like to give examples of how gifted and talented I am.

Bill opens a bottle of water and takes a drink.

Bill:  I took a programming course at Computer Learning Center. They gave us an aptitude test but in reality it was an I.Q. test. When the instructor was done grading the aptitude test the instructor stood before the class and stated that in his thirty years working for Computer Learning Center he’s never seen anyone score as high as the high score today. Sitting behind me was an obnoxious bitch who spent the entire time in our classes bragging how she’s the smartest student in the class because she had a Master’s Degree. I kept telling her intelligence isn’t determined by the College Degrees a person holds. Even so she never gave up. So when the instructor mentioned about the highest score he’s ever seen in thirty years at Computer Learning Center that Little Miss I Have a Master’s Degree Bitch behind me started yelling I KNOW IT’S ME!!! I KNOW IT’S ME!!! What happened next is what you often see in a movie when a snobby asshole jerk thinks they’re God’s gift to the world and they get humiliated in front of everyone. When the instructor started to read the score and then said the person scored the highest score he’s seen in thirty years the obnoxious asshole sitting behind me jumped up and started strutting toward the front of the class to be admired for her score. The instructor looked at her and asked why she is walking to the front of the class and she said because she had a Master’s Degree so it has to be her who scored the highest score in his thirty years at the company. The instructor told her to sit her ass down then he called me to the front of the class to receive the award. That woman was so humiliated, so humbled, so insulted, that she was out-classed by me with a High School Diploma, she never talked to me again and that was a blessing. When I returned to my seat in front of her, with my award for scoring the highest score ever on the Computer Learning Center aptitude test in thirty years, I turned to her and said:  THE REASON YOU’RE IN COMPUTER LEARNING CENTER IS TO LEARN A SKILL SO YOU CAN GET A JOB. YOUR MASTER’S DEGREE DOESN’T MEAN SHIT WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE SKILLS TO BACK IT UP!

Bill drinks more water then continues.

Bill:  Another talent I have is someone could be reading a book or paper and I can stand in front of their desk and read the entire document even though I’m standing where I’m reading the words upside down and backward. Less than one percent of people in the world have this talent.

Bill takes his third drink of water.

Bill:  The last talent I have to present to you is the ability to overcome a loss in the sport of wrestling and still go out and perform at 100 percent in every match. Unlike half of both the Male and Bombshell Rosters who whine, bitch, moan, complain, and think the world has come to an end when they lose a match, I shrug off the loss and continue performing at a high level of performance and efficiency.

Bill stands up from the announcing table and walks so he is standing in front of the ring.

SPECIAL TALENTS AND ABILITIES ARE THE KEY

The scene switches and we’re taken to Lawrenceville, Georgia, in the year is 2018, and we’re at the Gwinnett County Fair located at the Gwinnett County Fairgrounds in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We see Bill, Bea, and Iris, walking around the Fairgrounds and when they turn the corner they come face-to-face with their idols Shaggy, Scooby Doo, and Daphne, of Scooby Doo fame.

Bill:  Shaggy! Scooby! We’re your biggest fans!

Shaggy:  You’ve got to be kidding me! We’re your biggest fans!

Daphne:  And, Bea, I’m a huge fan of yours. I only wish I was as pretty as you.

Bea:  I think that comment goes the other way Daphne. You’re the one with the looks every woman wants.

Bill:  Shaggy I saw a sign while walking around that they’re having a pepperoni pizza eating contest and the winner gets a free one year supply of pepperoni pizzas! Knowing how you and Scooby can down pizza how about you and Scooby enter the contest and challenge me and Iris even though I know we’ll win.

Shaggy:  You two? Win the pepperoni eating contest? In your dreams! Me and Scooby have this one hands down. Let do it!

Daphne:  Here we go again! Anything for food with those two!

Bea:  Same with Bill and Iris!

The six walk over to the venue where the pepperoni pizza eating contest will take place and they register. Although there are other contestants already registered when they see the teams of Bill and Iris and Shaggy and Scooby the ask to drop out of the contest and they are returned their entry fees. Now the only contestants are Bill’s team and Shaggy’s team. The moderator of the pepperoni pizza eating contest lays down the rules.

Moderator:  This pepperoni pizza eating contest has simple rules. Each team will be given a large pepperoni pizza on a pan and it will already be cut into eight pieces. Once a team has finished all the pizza on that pan another pan of pepperoni pizza will be delivered to their table. The major restriction is the time limit which is fifteen minutes. When I ring the bell you start eating and when I ring the bell again you immediately stop. The winning team will be the team that was able to eat the most amount of pepperoni pizza in fifteen minutes. Are you ready?

Bill and Iris and Shaggy and Scooby indicate they’re ready. The Moderator rings the bell and both teams dive into their pizzas. Shaggy and Scooby take an early lead but Bill and Iris quickly catch up with them. Bill and Iris finish their pizza first so another large pepperoni pizza is delivered. Not to be out-done Shaggy and Scooby pick up the pace and quickly finish off the first pizza then dive into the second one. The Moderator lets the two teams know they have five minutes left in the competition. Both teams finish their second pizza at the same time and the third pizzas are delivered to their tables. We can tell that all four contestants are stuffed but both teams are determined to win. Slice after slice of pepperoni pizza disappear and then the bell rings and the Moderator indicates the contest is over and to stop eating. We can hear Bill, Iris, Shaggy, and Scooby moaning and groaning from eating so much pepperoni pizza in a short period of time.

Moderator:  This appears to be an extremely close pepperoni pizza eating contest. Can I please have one of the judges come to the tables with a ruler?

A judge walks up with a ruler. What remains on each pizza pan is one slice of pepperoni pizza that is partially eaten. A visual on the pizza slices makes it difficult to determine who ate more pizza so they measure both slices. They finish measuring and the Moderator announces the winner.

Moderator:  Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this year’s pepperoni pizza eating contest by the amount of one-tenth of a slice advantage. . .BILL AND IRIS BARNHART!!!

Bill and Iris celebrate their win and when they look over at Shaggy and Scooby they’re surprised to see them also celebrating their victory. They run over to Bill and Iris to congratulate them.

Shaggy:  Congratulations you two! That was an awesome competition! I can’t be upset at losing to great competitors like you two.

Bill:  That was a great contest and you two are great competitors. What do you want to do next?

Shaggy:  On our way to the venue for the pepperoni eating contest me and Scooby noticed a food venue selling huge banana splits. Let’s go celebrate your victory with lots of banana splits! Working hard to compete in that pepperoni pizza eating contest made me hungry!

Bill:  Yeah! Me too! Let’s go!

Bea and Daphne look at each other.

Daphne:  Can you believe those two? They moaned and groaned at eating so much pepperoni pizza in a short period of time, and nearly eat themselves into a food coma, and now they want to gorge on banana splits!

Bea:  That’s my Bill and Iris and that’s your Shaggy and Scooby. We might as well join them for banana splits since watching them in the competition made me hungry.

Daphne:  Yeah!

The scene from 2018 at the Gwinnett County Fair fades out and we return to today where Bill is on camera at the Orleans Arena to finish up his comments for today.

ALWAYS USE YOUR TALENTS FOR YOUR BENEFIT AND SUCCESS

Bill:  Before I launch into closing comments for the benefit of Kris and Mikah I’ll show you another of my special gifts and that is the gift of honesty. Going into my last match, which was against Caleb Storms, I commented that it was the second match between us and I won the first match. I inadvertently forgot about our second match which Caleb won. So with his win over me recently, in our third match, Storms is 2-1 against me. Honesty is the best policy. No need to be a lying sack of shit when you can tell the truth.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  Everyone has at least one talent. I have dozens of talents so I slam dunk everyone else. You also need to know how to use your talents to be successful in competitions. Whether you enter a Spelling Bee, a Math competition, a pepperoni pizza eating competition, or a wrestling match, you need to use your talents for your benefit. That’s what I do. That’s why I’m successful. That’s why I’m awesome. With my special talents and abilities I’ll step into this very wrestling ring at High Stakes X, with my lovely talented wife, Manager, and Tag Team Partner Bea, and as the Mixed Tag Team of The Barnharts, we’ll destroy and humiliate Black Sheep, in Kris Ryans and Mikah, and we will become the next Mixed Tag Team Champions.


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Supercard Archives / Re: The Black Sheep (c) v The Barnharts - Mixed Tag Team Championships
« on: November 17, 2020, 03:38:14 PM »
THE BARNHARTS WILL BE MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

Narrator:  If you want to place bets on the Mixed Tag Team Championship match then place your bets on The Barnhart for the win. There is absolutely no doubt they will enter the ring as challengers and exit the ring as the newly crowned Mixed Tag Team Champions.

SHOPPING IS EASY WHEN YOU ARE AS SEXY AS BEA BARNHART

Bea Barnhart is seen walking in a small shopping area that has a pond with ducks swimming in the water on one side and stores on the other side of the walkway. The cameraman keeps up with Bea to ensure he stays focused on her. Bea walks down the walkway to look into the windows of the shops.

Bea:  I see some really nice clothes in this store Too bad most of the cows on the Bombshell Roster couldn’t even get one leg into most of those outfits. Damn shame they have to watch me purchase clothing made for women of my fantastic body style while they have to go to a tent maker to have their clothing prepared. I don’t think I’d want to be of a size that, when asked who made my dress, I’d have to reply COLEMAN! Oh well that’s what they get for over-eating and not taking care of their health.

Bea continues walking and comes to a store that sells casual clothing.

Bea:  This is more along the lines of the style of clothing I enjoy wearing as they are casual and easy to maneuver in. Although I’m a fashion plate in the sport of wrestling while serving as Bill’s Manager I prefer clothing that is comfortable to wear for other occasions. Oops! I’m sorry! I forgot that since most of the Bombshells in our Federation have an I.Q. less than their waist size being a fashion plate means you’re a person who dresses very fashionably and I do that when attending Bill to his wrestling matches as his Manager.

Bea continues walking and looking into the store windows. In this store, which is a sporting goods store, they have cheap replicas of Championship belts from various wrestling federations.

Bea:  There you go Black Sheep! Once we dethrone you as Mixed Tag Team Champions you can run to this store and purchase some cheap imitations to try to keep the memory of when you were actually Mixed Tag Team Champions in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea moves to the end of the row of stores and this one is a book store. She notices the featured book on display is one that helps readers boost their self-esteem/

Bea:  Kris and Mikah you can run down here and purchase this book after we defeat you for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. You know you two will be sad and depressed so maybe you can find information in this book to help you regain some of your self-esteem. I understand how hard it will be for you two to regain confidence and self-esteem when the fans start booing you because you suck and lost the Championship to us. However if you have to rely on the support of fans to be successful in the sport of wrestling you’re more pathetic than even I imagined you are. The fans don’t determine your wrestling abilities and success in the wrestling ring. Each wrestler is fully responsible for their wrestling abilities and success in the sport.

DISGUSTING PEOPLE IN PUBLIC PLACES

Be walks to the pond across from the stores and she stands at a railing watching the Ducks swim around and chase each other.

Bea:  It is relaxing to look at the pond and watch the Ducks swim and chase each other.

Suddenly there is a loud noise next to Bea. QUACK!!!  Expecting to see a Duck Bea turns toward the noise and there are no Ducks near her. There is, however, a fat, greasy, overweight, horribly dressed woman, in a Coleman dress, standing next to her and she is shoving corn dogs and fries into her mouth. Bea is wondering if this woman farted and then she receives her answer when the woman shifts her weight and Bea hears the loud noise again. QUACK!!!

Bea:  Oh GAWD! And I thought the farts of Bill and Iris were rank and noisy! Hey you disgusting bitch why the hell you polluting the environment with your smelly farts? There’s so much room around this pond that you could have gone off by yourself to be greasy and noisy but you didn’t have to stand next to me and do it!

The obese woman takes offense at the comments of Bea.

Woman:  How dare you make those comments to me! I have a medical condition that I cannot control!

Bea:  I didn’t realize that over-eating fatty greasy foods, not controlling what you eat, and farting stinky farts in public is classified as a medical condition. I think some of the ducks in the pond just passed out! Damn!

Woman:  I don’t have to stand here and take your crap!

Bea:  If you’re going to remain standing next to me and scaring the ducks and polluting the environment with your disgusting farts then you will take my crap! Either that or you move to some other location.

Bea watches as the woman turns and waddles off to another location.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Well after that incident I’m ready to close my comments for today. I’ll start with a reference everyone is familiar with. While walking with Iris we often come across cats. I don’t like cats. They are arrogant mutants and they put up a good show but they are unable to back up their show. So you have this 5 to 7 pound cat being approached by a 30 to 40 pound dog. What does the cat do? They immediately stand on their tip-toes, arch their back, puff out their fir, and hiss. All that show and yet they’re still nothing but a 5 to 7 pound pussy being confronted by a 30 to 40 pound dog. These dumb ass cats believes that hissing, puffing up, arching their back, and standing on their tip-toes is going to intimidate another animal and they fail every time. You’re that cat Mikah. You stand on your tip-toes, hiss at me, puff yourself up, and arch your back, but you’re still the same pathetic pussy cat that is being confronted by me. So there you have it Kris and Mikah. You two ask how our team can be so confident that we’ll win the Mixed Tag Team Championship? The answer? Because we’re better than you! Because we’re more confident than you! Because we can defeat you! We are the future of Sin City Wrestling and we’ll establish ourselves as such when we defeat you at High Stakes X.

Bea thanks the cameraman for following her and airing her comments. The cameraman calls into the Network and informs them he is cutting his camera feed. When the camera feed is turned off the screen goes black.


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Narrator:  I spoke with Bea before giving my comments leading up to her comments on her Mixed Tag Team Championship match at High Stakes X. Bea told me she goes along with Bill’s comments on enjoying life to the fullest and accepting the gifts that come your way. Bea also said she was going to talk about being confident in her personal life and wrestling career.

BEA’S CONFIDENCE CAME EARLY IN LIFE

Bea Barnhart’s image comes on the screen. We don’t know where she’s located but it appears it could be a broadcast studio or a conference room. There is only enough light from the cameraman’s camera to allow us to see Bea but we cannot see anything else in the room.

Bea:  I’m not going to tell you where I’m broadcasting from as there are a lot of people who have been issuing threats toward me so I decided since I’m by myself during this presentation, with the exception of the cameraman, I would say what I need to say then return to my hotel room to spend the night with Bill and Iris.

Bea walks slowly around the room while the cameraman keeps his camera focused on her. As hard as we try to see something from the room so we can identify where she’s broadcasting from we still cannot see anything but Bea.

Bea:  I agree with Bill’s comments of enjoying life to the fullest and enjoying the gifts that come our way. When you do that, and when you come off a loss in a wrestling match and continue forward with confidence, you’re always a winner. Think about it. If you lose your confidence coming off a loss in a wrestling match you have lost your confidence. If you lose your confidence coming off a loss then every time you lose a match you will fall further into depression until you quickly quit the sport of wrestling. You need to learn from every match, whether you win or lose, and improve and keep your confidence.

As Bea continues to slowly walk around the room we continue to look for clues where she might be broadcasting from but nothing appears to give us a clue.

Bea:  Growing up in the Philippines I had a lot of firsts that helped me become more  and more confident. I was the youngest child in our family to start walking upright. I was the youngest child in our family to start talking. In school I was usually one of the top three when it came to both sports and academics. When you obtain a lot of firsts, while others struggle, you obtain tons of confidence and you realize there’s nothing you cannot accomplish. I have a lot of confidence. I ooze confidence. I’m the visual definition of confidence. Does that mean I win every wrestling match I’m assigned to? No. What it means is I can take on any opponent, in any type of match, and perform well. I haven’t had an opponent yet who made short work of me and defeated me easily. I gave every opponent a hell of a fight and they know if they have to face me again they will definitely lose.

Bea continues to ensure when she walks around in the room where there may be enough light to show her surroundings she detours enough to prevent anything but her being seen on the screen.

Bea:  Why am I so confident going into this Mixed Tag Team Championship match? Instead of asking me you should ask Mikah. But since she will lie and try to talk around the truth I’ll tell the truth to you. In our previous match I took the hurt to Mikah big time. She didn’t have an easy time with me. It was like the saying that you can grab a Tiger by the tail but sooner or later you have to let go of his tail then the Tiger will turn and attack you. That’s what I did to Mikah. Yes she got the win in the match over me but she knows it wasn’t as easy as she expected it to be. This upcoming match isn’t going to be any easier than her previous time against me but I guarantee her it will be ten times as hard for her to take me out. I’m confident going into this match and nobody is can take my confidence away.

Bea walks over to one of the walls and we can make out the faint shape of a light switch on the wall. Bea reaches out as if she is about to flip the light switch to turn the lights on in the venue but she stops.

BLACK SHEEP HAS TWO CHANCES TO DEFEAT THE BARNHARTS. . .SLIM AND NONE. . .

Bea:  Black Sheep listen carefully. The only chance you have to defeat us and retain the Mixed Tag Team Championship is to legally defeat us, without interference and cheating, but we all know you two are not capable of that. Mikah you did get a win against me in a previous match but you also nursed bruises and pains from damage I inflicted upon you. You damn sure need to bring a hell of a lot more to our match than you did in our last match. Now you two might also be thinking that since Mikah had a difficult time against me our previous match that maybe for her to tag out to Kris to get Bill into the ring is a better option? Seriously? Remember that Bill defeated Kris by submission and he’ll gladly do it again. You two better place every option you have available for this match into a computer program, have the program calculate out every possible scenario, and when the program spits out that, at best, you have a 30 percent chance of defeating us, please come back and let us know the results. Well that would be a nice gesture but I know you’re afraid to let the world know the computer crunched the data and came out with you losing the Mixed Tag Team Championship to us. And, now, to satisfy your curiosity. . .

THE WRESTLING CAREERS OF KRIS AND MIKAH AS BLACK SHEEP IS DEAD

Bea reaches to the light switch and flips the lights on. We are shocked when we see that the venue Bea is located in is a morgue.

Bea:  Yes I decided to do my comments from a morgue. I’m sure you want to know why. This is a place people are taken to when they expire, pass away, move on, and need to be processed for the after-life. The after-life for you, Kris and Mikah, is to sit around in a Nursing Home watching wrestling on television and bragging to the other residents how great you once were. It pains me when I see wrestlers who no longer have the ability to perform well in the wrestling ring sit around and live in the past. Oh well you two can live in the past all you want but me and Bill are going to live for today and the future.

Bea thanks the cameraman for airing her comments for today. She then flips off the light switch and the room goes dark causing the Network to switch into a commercial break.


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