[Goth]

 We open up in a room where we see Vince sitting down with his best friend Brian, who is talking at him.

Br) You are going to do what? Of all stupid things I have heard, this is the most stupid of them all….

V) except for the split personality thing you did not believe from me.

BR) I forgot about that, damnit Vince. Are you on crack or something?? Last time I had to get you out of jail, because you were dancing naked in the halftime show of the Knicks vs. Heat game.

Vince scratches his head, looking with a puzzled look on his face when he stares at his best friend who drops his head and shakes it

BR) Don’t tell me, that was the other Vince right??

Vince has a sly smile on his face as he gestures that he just did not know

V) Tell me, were there Youtube clips made??

BR) Trust me, you are the hit amongst middle aged women for crying out loud. But then again, I am not going to be scouting you on those porn sites for crying out loud.

EV) Aww, I thought you had a thing with long haired types.

BR) Excuse me??

EV)  You are excused Brian, you see. It was something that had to be done, I mean the days of Pat Ewing trying desperately to secure a championship is long gone. The middle finger of Starks, that was photoshopped to a thumb is so way behind us. The power basketball that Pat thought would bring championships is so nineties shit.

BR) Vince??

V) Yes??? Whats wrong Brian, you seem as if you saw a ghost???

BR) Vince, you were explaining why you did what you did in New York. As if you knew exactly why you were doing it!! Are you pulling a joke on me???

Vince looks at him with a puzzled look on his face, scratching thhe top of his head. He lets loose an insecure smile upon his face as he tries desperately to remember if he has said something like that.

V) Is it April’s fool again Brian???

BR) No damnit!! You are just oh so trying to convince myself of your split personality, that I would grant you your wish to sent you to the loony bin. Is that why you signed up to that Sin City Wrestling???

EV) Yes

BR) Oh so you admit that you did that to get you where you want to be???

V) What are you talking about?? I never admitted to anything, except to that one time that I drank some Rumcola. Because my mother caught me with the bottle late at night. oh yes and there was that one time that….

BR) STOP IT!! Moments ago, I asked you if you signed up to that wrestling fed to force me to grant you your wish to sign you up to the loony bin. And you said yes!! Now what is it???

EV) Yes

V) No, of course not. That other personality from me signed the contract, unfortunately I cannot change it.

BR) And why is option two something that you cannot change??

V) What is option one then??? Never mind, you see. I signed, or better said. He signed the contract, plus I am out of my 7 seven days period of to reconsider the deal. I am stuck to it for a period of three years Brian. I got no clue what to do, hell I aint even got a clue where we are going to this coming Monday. Or what to wear, or what I could do to perhaps persuade this fine gentleman not to harm me.

BR) What to wear? Vince, if this guy is going to do what you are not trained for to absorb. You will hospitalized with one single blow. You got to understand that now don’t you???

EV) I guess I will just have to make sure I wont get hit now Brian, but then again. I will be taping my fists so hard that it will be a brick hitting them.

BR) Excuse me?? Vince, you are joking right???

EV) Oh no, I just had to get rid of some ofmy boiled up frustrations Brian. I mean seriously, if you have lived inside this frame of this fucker. You sometimes need to explode, some guys just go out to bars and pick up girls. Others may even do the classy types and hire an escort, others just fight. I just want to get him beat up so badly

BR) Vince, you are trying to get committed. I know you, you are not that violent to get yourself massacred.

V) Of course not, what gives you that away???

BR) Err..,

EV) He is right you know Brian, I am not that violent. I only wish to shut 6him up. To be the only one left in this coprse. To be the Hulk of the Bruce Banner, forcing him to shut up permanelty, just a Hulk with a brain of course…..

Brian sits there motionless, clearly not grasping what he is hearing. Clearly he is hearing Vince talking as if there are not one, but two Vinces in front of him.

BR) So how long…,

EV) How long am I taking part of this?? Oh come on Brian, as if iwas just a flavour of the month thing that Vince is gong through? Oh no, I have been waiting to get through and take over.

BR) Do you hear what you are saying Vince???
V) Hear what Brian???

BR) That the other you is trying to take over!!!

V) Are you ok? Nobody is going to take over me, because I am boss!!!

EV) That he is……,

Brian watches on as the split personality yabbers on as we go to a break. When we come back from the break we see Vince sitting at poolside.

EV) Justice huh? Justice of what?? I mean seriously, when are we going to quit the personality disorders of trying to put the law upon someone else? The Big Boss Man, Sid Justice, I am sure I am forgetting a few names. Names of just being an ordinary gimmick, nothing enw and nothing ordinary under the sun for crying out loud.

EV)I knew a copper once, smart guy. Only had one weakness, he didn’t know how to keep his liquor. Drinking lieke a madman as if there was no tomorrow. Please, a guy of justice, he was just a piece of crap.

He grabs a margarita and takes as ip from it, he takes out the umbrella and puts it between his lips before taking away the fluids.

V) Ewww, that’s discusting!!! What am I doing out here?? I get sunburned quickly if I do not put on enough suntan lotion. Did I put on something young lady???

He looks at a girl that is on the other side of the pool, looking at him as she makes the motion with her hand that he is crazy not remembering as if he did.

V) What’s wrong with people these days?? As if you are crazy right away after asking a question, do people make the unnatural assumption that we know everything these days???

He rubs his skin and squirts some sun tan lotion on his shoulders and face.

V) You never know, you cant be too careful these days.

EV) Oh god, what a piece of crap you are Vince. Always too protective about yourself, never letting yourself go. I mean seriously, if I wanted to get sunburned, I would have ran into the desert crying out loud. I do love myself you know, I just cant stand you. Speaking about not standing someone, how about you Justice??

EV) Can’t you just never get enough of peoples crap these days?? I am sure that you are someone that likes to be astrict law officer right?? Or is it merely the name that gives you one perspective look about your personality, but changes whenever he feels fit?? Tell me as I am always so intriqued by the mesmerised thought of your stinking aura. But then again, just like a glass of Margarita, it can run out and I will just shit can into your face.

He rubs his face with sun tan lotion, before dropping his hands in the water and washing his hair backwards with the water. He then lets go off his hair, as it sprays out every way in a natural way.

V) I hope you are an understanding man

EV) No he isn’t

V) To allow me to finally be without the suffering side of my dark entity.

EV) Everyone loves me, hell I got you yourself your first date.

V) So please, all I am asking is not to hurt myself too much.

EV) He won’t, as he will be be kicked between the legs before I am going to humiliate him. Why are you such a crybaby Vince?? Be a man, you have the looks that would drive every girl crazy, as if they want a sophisticated dreamer, a joke of a man that cant get it up even if his life depends on it. You haven’t discovered the blue pills yet, as if this scumbag of a man can fix yoru little problem??
EV) You see Justice, all you can do is to attempt and understand. Then move on towards trying to beat me, because lets face it. Your only goal in life is to advance in the process of eliminating your adversaries. You don’t know what is going on, you are incapable of grasping one and two together. It is quite tricky to see these eyes and know who is behind it, so be patient and learn from the side of incapability who I truly am.

EV) Did you get that???

He knocks his head with his hand, scratching the back of it before grinning once more.

EV) The night of Vince has started, all I am asking is to shut up and get in line bitches. Because its Vincenation time coming

After splashing his face into the water, we see him come back up, see a sign of doubt in his face as he is whispering the word help in front of the camera.