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Supercard Archives / THE FALLEN (c) vs MERCEDES VARGAS and DELIA
« on: August 15, 2015, 11:36:54 AM »
 "Not everything is in perspective at all times.  Sometimes everyone goes through moments where things just don't feel right.  Take a step back, and look at every aspect of the big picture in front of you, because it's time to make changes." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. O.N.E. -- Dancin' On My Own
LOCALE: The Met; Brisbane, Austrailia



The house music is pounding from the inside of The Met, so loudly, that it can be heard from the outside of the building.  There is an excrutiatingly long line in front of the building, leading to a door with two bouncers.  People are waiting impatiently to get inside of the Superclub, the epitome of nightlife in Brisbane.  People watch as a young woman with blonde hair walks by the velvet ropes, looking at the crowd as she passes.  The lights of the building reflect off of her big sunglasses as her pink floral sundress flows at her side, along with the long lacy scarf.  She clutches her pink Prada handbag close to her as her stiletto heels pound into the pavement with authority.  Her chest sparkles in the light, a glisten on her bosom.  She makes it to the front of the line where two bouncers are standing by with clipboards.  She flashes them a friendly smile as she folds her arms politely in front of her.

Bouncer 1:  G'day, missus.  Name or party you belong to?

Delia:  As if you even have to ask, darlings... Delia Darling, world class couture model and Sin City Wrestling's finest Bombshell.

The bouncer looks impressed as the second lets a small group inside of the club.  He flips through the pages of the clipboard, biting the edge of his lip as he keeps her waiting a second longer than she would like.  He runs a hand over his dishwater blonde hair before flashing her his gorgeous blue eyes that almost make her forget for a moment that he's wasting her time.

Bouncer:  Sorry Ms. Darling.  Name's not on the reservation list.

Delia lets out a playful, almost flirty and sweet giggle as she removes her glasses from her face.  Perhaps a clear view of her face might let this guy in on who she really is?  As if her trademark glasses weren't a dead giveaway...

Delia:  Delia Darling hasn't had a reservation since 2010.  I'm sure z'ere is room for one celebrity inside z'ere, no?

Bouncer:  Yeah... er, I mean no.  We're filled to capacity right now, and we've got this long line ya walked right past on your way up here.

Delia scoffs.  Not her usual bitchy scoff, but a testament to her sheer befuddlement and disappointment.  She lets her arms hang at her side as a rare glimpse of pain comes over her face.  Her bottom lip trembles as a tear starts to roll down her face.

Delia:  Oh my gawd, seriously?!?

She places her hands over her face to hide her tears as she begins to sob.  The bouncer rolls his eyes as a couple of people walk out of the club.  He waves in the next few before turning to Delia, while pressing a button on his earpiece.

Bouncer:  We got us a crier out here, gents.

Delia:  No, no... I'm not trying to get inside, I'm just trying to adjust to becoming a B-List celebrity...

Delia's words fade into a wail of disbelief as she sinks her elbows against her waist.  Her cries are getting louder, but her harsh breaths give us a hint of sincerity as she sinks down to a crouching position.

Delia:  One day, I'm partying wi's Rihanna and Finn, and z'e next I'm CRYING in front of Z'e Met!  Oh my gawd... Oh my GAWD!!!

Delia stands back up as she looks around, not afraid to make a spectacle of herself as people stare at her.  The bouncer simply folds his arms over his chest as he shakes his head at her display.

Delia:  OH MY GAWD!!!  Noooo!!!

Bouncer:  You done yet, pet?  Back of the line is over there.

He points over at the line as Delia lowers her head, still crying.  She starts to walk that way when she lifts her head.  She looks up at the moon in the sky as her tears fade into a devious chuckle.

Delia:  Would you know...?  I would love to promote Z'e Met on z'e Summer XXXTreme s'ree cruise event, which I am performing at, and I so happen to have a spare ticket for a guest... A handsome, muscled stud such as yourself.

Bouncer:  My shift ends in twenty minutes, lady.  I don't need this right now, okay?  I don't want my cock to be the only thing you eat today, alright?

Delia's eyebrows furl in a bit of anger.  She stomps right up to the bouncer and before he can even react, she slaps him so hard across the face, he spins a bit to the side.  His first instinct is to grab onto her wrists to subdue her as he tangles his body around her to subdue the rather strong young woman.

Bouncer:  Jesus H. Christ, woman!  Where'd you learn to hit like a man?

Delia:  You... ugh... get your hands off... of... meeee!

Delia uses her wrestling skills to break out of the hold, though the bouncer's size definitely gives her a challenge.  She looks at him, her dark eyes on fire as she glares up into his soft eyes.

Delia:  You will NOT put your hands on a lady as such, Mister... Bouncer Guy!  First you...

Bouncer:  You hit me!

Delia:  FIRST YOU sexually harrass me!  And z'en you subdue me?  I don't s'ink so...

Delia looks at the name badge on his chest, flicking it for emphasis as she continues on.

Delia:  Oliver!  Do you know who I am?  Obviously you do not read Italian Vogue...

Bouncer:  No... I'm a guy, and I'm not Italian, so I can say yer right there, Delia.

Delia:  You name a magazine you've read, and I've probably been on z'e cover of it in z'e last few years.

Oliver:  I read Jugs just last week.  I'm a sucker for the articles.

Delia growls in frustration as she rears her hand back, ready to smack him once again.  However, cooler heads prevail as she simply clinches it tightly, letting it fall back to her side.

Delia:  Don't you wish, you disgusting pervert...  I am a woman of class, but do not make z'e mistake of s'inking I am unable to defend myself.  I will slap you and spend z'e night in jail if I have to defend my honor.

Delia paces back and forth, having gotten herself worked back up to tears.  She wipes at her face, trying not to give Oliver the satisfaction of seeing her cry.  He watches with a bit of intrigue on his face as his colleague watches on in shock.  He blinks as the corner of his mouth lifts up.

Bouncer 2:  I don't wanna jump in and save you from this one cracking the shits over here, being it's a bird and all, but I can if you like?

Oliver:  No thanks, I've got this.

Delia purses her lips as Oliver walks over to her.  He places a hand on her shoulder gently, to which she shrugs it off.  She glares at him as he strokes his stubbly face and goatee.

Oliver:  I wondered if you might want to grab some amber fluid with me now?  I know this great place down the street, and...

Delia:  I would s'ink not!  You told me to eat your... your...

Oliver:  Me gibber?

Delia:  Oh, honey, don't flatter yourself... You are intolerable, and I would never... EVER have a drink wi's someone like you.

Delia folds her arms across her chest as Oliver stares at her, almost pained.  His replacement walks up, tapping him on the shoulders, giving him the right to leave.  He tries to reach for Delia's hand, but she is being persistent.  She shakes her head and scoffs in her usual bitchy manner, though it is quite justified at the moment.

Oliver:  Listen, in my line of work, I deal with people trying to put one over on me to get inside all the time.  I can't give in to every lovely face I see, or I'd be out on my arse in a minute.

Delia:  Yeah, well in my line of work, if a man puts his hands on me, he gets a lot more z'an a slap to z'e face, so...

Delia snubs her nose at him as she begins to walk off.  Oliver follows after her closely, despite the fact that she is refusing to acknowledge him.

Oliver:  I can't let you leave thinking I'm some ignorant Bizzie.  You seem like a woman who could use a shoulder right now.

Delia:  No, I have two, s'ank you...

Delia tilts her head to each side, implying that she, in fact, possesses two shoulders of her own.  She reaches up and wipes the tear from the corners of her eyes as she sniffles, playing it off as if it were no big deal.  Oliver follows at her side before seemingly coraling her to the side where an Irish pub stands.  He grabs onto her shoulders as he leans down to her eye level, making her take a moment to rest.

Oliver:  I'll admit, I've seen some crazy shit in my time, but that...

Oliver points back toward The Met, letting out a bit of a chuckle as he continues to look into her eyes.

Oliver:  That takes the cake, sweetheart.  I'm not trying to get into your pants.  I just want you to listen.  It's not every day I see a Lindsay Lohan style melt down, and I would feel like shit if I let you walk off this way and something happened.

Delia purses her lips, not wanting to budge one bit.  However, she tilts her head back, and allows a single tear to roll down her cheek.  Before she can reach up and wipe it away, Oliver does it for her.  She quivers at his gentle, yet forceful touch.

Delia:  I spent z'e better part of seven years being a world renowned celebrity, clubs sending me invites, being z'e center of attention in every aspect of life... Now, I am like a D-List wrestler, and people act as if I never existed.  I fell hard from my pedestal.  I'm still getting used to being on z'e back burner so to speak.

Oliver:  A beauty such as yourself deserves to be at the front.  I don't know if you can wrestle, but having a look at you, I don't know how anyone could take their eyes off of you.

Instead of being comforted by the fact that this man is paying attention to her, she scoffs and shakes her head.

Delia:  I am what all of z'ese os'er bitches wish z'ey were.  I am z'e premier Bombshell, z'e first Platinum Bombshell.  Z'e longest reigning Bombshell Champion, a former Tag Team Champion wi's my friend, Mercedes.  Yet people hate me.  I've tried being nice.  I've tried being fun and happy to please z'em, but z'ey demanded I not be on screen any more.  I oblige, and z'en z'ey s'ink I am shit because I don't appear on screen any longer.  I can't please anybody, and I'm not even sure why I'm trying!

As Delia strains, a trickle of blood comes from her neck.  She groans in irritation as she pulls her scarf tighter around her neck, just enough to apply pressure.  Oliver points to it, and she rolls her eyes.

Delia:  You don't even want to know, Oliver.  Some crazy vampire bitch bit my neck.  And z'at is not z'e worst s'ing z'at has happened to me in z'is business!  I've been run over wi's a monster truck, had an iron put to my forehead... z'e list goes on and on.  I always have to face z'e witches who have done it to me, and z'is time is no different.  I'll be facing off wi's Gos'ika in just over a week to get my tag titles back wi's Mercy.

Oliver:  Now THAT sounds like a conversation I'd like to hear over a drink.  Would you care to join me inside and we can talk about it further?  Av-a-go-yer-mug!

Delia nods her head as Oliver lets go of her.  He opens the door and holds his hand out, letting her lead the way as a proper gentleman should.  Delia smiles as she enters the establishment, quickly followed by Oliver.

[*Fade*]

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Climax Control Archives / Hong Kong Garden
« on: July 17, 2015, 11:22:06 AM »
 "Revenge is a dish best served by force feeding it to your enemies, making them gag on your eleganza!" -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. O.N.E. -- Victory Lap
LOCALE: Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum's Palace; Dubai, United Arab Emirates



The sounds of "Break Free" by Ariana Grande featuring Zedd, plays over the speakers set up in the ballroom of the palace.  Delia Darling and Mercedes Vargas are celebrating their victory over the Mean Girls.  Both ladies are all smiles as they exchange an embrace, throwing their titles high into the air.  After their questionable... more like distasteful... entrance, all done with the best of intentions, the crowd isn't giving the best reaction.  However, a hatred for Amanda Cortez and Veronica Taylor seems to gain them some measure of cheers, which is good enough for them at this point.  They step to the outside of the ring as they walk along the barricade, shaking hands with the crowd members who are willing.  Delia makes her way over to the Sheikh and his son, almost seeming nervous as they glare at her.  Mercedes glares at Delia as if she were crazier than Twisted Sister, and there was a good chance she might be.  She bows before him in a showing of respect, which gains a large pop from the crowd.  The son looks to his father, and as Delia rises up, he motions for her to come closer.  As she does, he stands up and extends his hand to Delia as a sign of good faith.  Delia graciously accepts, and even goes one step further to kiss him on the cheek tenderly.  He blushes as the crowd seems fully won over.  He waves Mercedes over, as well as a camera man, getting a picture with the lovely Anti-Mean Girls planting a kiss on each of his cheeks.  The music restarts as the ladies make one last round with the crowd.  As they walk up the entryway, they see Veronica Taylor having a total meltdown in the ring all by herself.  Delia and Mercedes blow her a faux friendly kiss, which only serves to aggravate her more.  Giani Di Luca finds his way back inside of the ring to comfort Veronica, only for her to shout at him, and point to Delia and Mercedes.  Delia rolls her eyes as she turns around, pushing the curtains aside.  It is amazing how serene the palace is compared to the chaotic backstage areas at most of the venues.  Delia actually feels like she can breathe for a minute.  She pulls her purple wig off of her head, and the subsequent stocking cap that housed her natural chestnut locks.  She sighs as she looks over to Mercedes with an excited squeal escaping her mouth.

Delia:  Oh... my gawd, Mercy.  We've done it.

Mercedes:  Did you ever actually have a doubt?

Delia's smile fades slightly as she nibbles on her bottom lip, almost nervously.  Mercedes scoffs at the idea, flipping her hair in a Mean Girls mockery.

Mercedes:  I said all along that we should all just stab Caesar.  Of course, when I said that, you were kind of the Caesar, but she wanted the position so badly...

Delia:  Yes, yes, she did, and... Hey, wait a minute... You actually wanted to stab me?

Mercedes shrugs her shoulders as she adjusts the championship belt that still feels so at home on her shoulders.

Mercedes:  If I didn't, I probably wouldn't have a pulse, now would I?

Delia:  Ohhhh you bitch...

Delia's French accent lingers in a nasally fashion as she chuckles deviously.  However, she concedes to Mercedes' estimation, smiling and shrugging her shoulders.  She looks into an arabesque mirror hanging on the wall nearby, fluffing her hair about as she tries to restore volume.

Delia:  But, to answer your previous question, yes... I honestly had some doubts.  I mean, I knew we could destroy z'em, but z'ey are quite resilient when it comes to finding outside sources to help z'em win matches.  I've never been one to team wi's people, because women seem to dislike me no matter what I do.  Z'is just seems... too good to be true.

Delia finishes with her hair as she turns around to face Mercedes, almost seeming awestruck.  However, before she can say anything, her face sours slightly as she watches Amanda Cortez walking around the corner.  The normally cute, and arrogant, fiery redheaded Bombshell stares with pure contempt written across her face.  Mercedes looks at Delia questioningly as she turns around to see Amanda standing there with a cigarette between her lips.  Mercedes and Delia prepare for a fight as Amanda walks toward them, tauntingly seductive as her hips sway.

Delia:  You don't want to do z'is, Mandy...

Mercedes snorts as she folds her belt up neatly, setting it on a nearby speaker.  She cracks her knuckles as she readies herself for anything Amanda can throw at her.

Mercedes:  You reeeeeeealllllllly don't want to do this, Mandy...

Amanda:  Oh, I think I do, Delia.

She cracks her own knuckles as she brushes right past Mercedes and up to Delia.  She grabs a fistful of Delia's hair, yanking it back as she leans into Delia, planting a big, lingering kiss on Delia's lips.  Delia's hands extend, stiffening up as she tries to fight it.  However, between the shock, and Amanda's strength, she can't.  Mercedes almost doesn't know what to do about this as she simply blinks.

Mercedes:  Well, I have to say I sure as hell wasn't expecting that...

Amanda pulls back, letting Delia go.  Delia wipes at her lips, sputtering, all while a look of confusion comes across her face.  Amanda bites at her own bottom lip as she takes a few steps backward.

Amanda:  This is my way of saying "thank you."

Delia:  Ummmm...?

Amanda:  If you do not pin Veronica in that ring tonight, maybe I don't see how worthless she is until she drags me down to her level.  It really is embarrassing to be seen with someone who is such an idiot, and who doesn't fight well.  She was holding me back.

Delia nods her head while still seeming completely shocked by the kiss, rubbing at her lips with the side of her hand.  Mercedes shakes her head, snickering about it.  Delia's eyes narrow as she looks at Mercedes.  She purses her lips as she points in a very demanding manner.

Delia:  Quiet, you!

Mercedes pulls her fingers across her lips in a "zipping" motion, though a few snorts of laughter escape her nostrils.  Delia looks back to Amanda, but before she can respond, Amanda cuts her off.

Amanda:  I wish for us to be friends once again.  I don't feel it should be too hard without Veronica's pathetic ass hanging around us.

Delia:  What?  No... No?  No!  No way in hell.  You had your chance.  It's not even about picking sides here.  You broke my trust when you chose Veronica over me.  You proved to moi z'at I cannot trust you.  Gold and ambition is more important to you z'an friendship.  You made s'ings personal, you know?  Z'at is not somes'ing I can just get over so easily.  Sorry bout it, but it will take time.

Amanda nods her head, though she seems a bit disappointed.  She sighs, but then gives Delia a warm and cute smile.

Amanda:  Okay.  I can deal with this.

She walks away slowly, though just as seductive as she came.  Delia tries not to see rude as she wipes away at her lips.  Amanda turns around and sees Delia doing this, and she winks.

Amanda:  Don't act so shy.  You know you liked it, hehe...  Your entrance was nice, by the way, Rainbow Brite.

Amanda chuckles as she walks off, leaving Delia and Mercedes standing there in confusion.  Mercedes slowly looks over to Delia, as if there was something she wasn't telling her.  It is done in a joking manner, though Delia simply growls as she walks off.  Mercedes shrugs her shoulders as she follows suit.
[*Fade*]




"When presented with a true test, you have two options.  You can buckle under the pressure of the test, or you can push yourself to your limits to pass the test." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. T.W.O. -- Hong Kong Garden
LOCALE: Nan Lian Garden; Hong Kong, China



The sun shines brightly upon the majestic garden known across all of China for its radiant beauty.  It is built in the style of the Tang Dynasty, amidst the Diamon Hills myriad, it is a tranquil spot that feels much like a safe haven from the hustle and bustle of the surrounding city.  The public park is built according to the strict rules of feng shui.  Every fountain, every piece of timber used for construction of the bridge and building in the center of the park, every plant, even down to every rock placed inside of the park, is in place to harmonize.  We come to the short red bridge leading from a walking path to the center of the pond where the building is placed.  The way the sunlight hits it on this mid afternoon day, it almost seems to be dipped in gold.  Soon, we hear the sound of footsteps walking across the bridge.  The heels click firmly against the red wood until it meets the larger planks of the structure surrounding the building.  As the camera turns slightly, we see that it is none other than Sin City Wrestling reporter, Mz. Holly Wood.  She looks quite different considering the scenery, as she is wearing a jade green kimono and matching Haori.  Her shoes are platform high heels, fashioned in similar style to the okobo wooden sandals.  In her hair, she has what appears to be fortune cookies surrounding a take out box dripping with pearlesque jewels meant to look like white rice.  She has thick black eyeliner that stretches up the sides of her face.  She thinks she looks cute and very fitting for the occasion, and honey she is ser-ving!  She holds her hands together steeple style as she gently approaches a bench overlooking the small pond.  Sitting there, looking rather pedestrian, is Delia Darling.  She is wearing a white sundress with purple orchid print, and is barefoot.  Her natural chestnut locks flow freely in the hot, humid breeze.  She quietly approaches Delia with her microphone at the ready.  Before she can say a word, Delia sighs softly, turning toward Holly with a faint smile.

Holly:  Domo arigato Mrs. Roboto...

Delia:  Wrong country, darling.

Holly shrugs her shoulders as she waits for Delia to stand up, but she doesn't.  Instead, she assesses Holly's outfit, and gives a weak, yet playful smile.

Delia:  Not just your comment, eis'er.  I s'ink you are a week early, Holly.

Holly:  What?  It's Geisha chic.

Delia:  It's racist is what it is.  Geisha's are Japanese, not Chinese.

Holly:  Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees...

Delia nudges Holly as she looks down to see, in fact, her knees are a little dirty.  Delia's jaw drops as Holly shrugs her shoulders.  Soon, she realizes who she is talking to, and her face sinks some.  Holly rolls her eyes, scoffing as she looks at Delia sternly.

Holly:  So, you must have forgotten that you scheduled an interview with me today considering what you're wearing...

Delia shakes her head in the negative, moaning a little as she adjusts her hand, still in a cast.

Delia:  No... no, I didn't forget.  As a matter of fact, I don't even wish to have an interview today.

Holly scoffs even more loudly this time as she folds her arms across her chest, tapping her feet almost angrily.

Holly:  You're cancelling on me?  Oh no she betta don't!

Delia:  Oh yes, she better did, hunty... You see, I requested you specifically, because I wanted to have a talk wi's you.

Holly:  Oh, and you didn't think calling me and asking would have been better than wasting my time?  Bitch, you got some nerve...

As Holly shakes her head, turning to walk away, Delia gently grabs onto Holly's hand, stopping her.  Holly turn back around to look at Delia, fire in her eyes.

Delia:  Had I asked you to come talk to me, would you have come?

Holly:  Hmmm, well considering the last time I saw you, you and your crew was bashing my face in with mirrors, pink chairs, and your fists, so... probably not...

Delia:  Exactly.  Now you see z'at I had no choice in z'e matter.  I needed to speak wi's you.

Holly laughs at the absurdity of it all as she pulls her hand away from Delia.  She places one hand on her hip, and the other out in front of Delia's face, telling her to talk to the hand.  However, this only lasts all of two seconds before Holly raises her index finger, waving it in front of Delia's face.

Holly:  Will the nerviness never cease?  Gurrrrl, you are so damn lucky that Pussy Willow still refuses to be in the same room as you, and you have that complaint against Scott Oliver for the smell, or I would walk off right now.  Hell, if I did, you would probably put in a complaint against me too and try to get me fired.

Delia's face twists into horror as she gasps.  She shakes her head while repeating the word "no" over and over again.  She tries for Holly's hand once more, but Holly balls her fists up, ready to knock Delia into next week where her outfit apparently belongs.

Delia:  No, I would never...  I know what I did was wrong.  Z'at is exactly why I've asked for you to come here today.  I wanted you to see z'at I have truly changed.  I wanted you to see z'at I feel true remorse for what I've done.  To you... to everyone... except Veronica...

Holly:  Hmmm, Veronica did deserve far worse... But I'm not sure I'm buying this...

Holly runs her finger around the outline of what we can only presume is Delia's body.  She sucks at her teeth as she shakes her head.  Delia lowers her eyes, accepting Holly's read of her.

Holly:  Mmm mmm, not for one second, hunty.  Just because you let yourself go, gained about ten pounds in your ass, it doesn't mean you've changed.  You just became lazy, gurl.  That don't mean shit to me.  I know you too well for that shit.  It's a great merchandising angle, but just because you and Veronica are at each other's throats does NOT suddenly make you a good person.

Delia:  No, it does not.  You're right about z'at part.  Would z'e old me just accept you going off on her?  Would she not pull some bullshit from s'in air just to get under your skin?

Delia pauses, waiting for Holly to answer.  Instead, she just snubs her nose at the question, turning away so Delia can't see her rolling her eyes, but at the same time, hoping she does.  Her wish comes true, as Delia growls in frustration, however it is with herself, and not Holly.  She sighs as a sign of conceding to Holly.

Delia:  If it is your wish to leave, z'en you are free to go.  I won't force you to hear any more from me today...

Delia hopes that saying this will appeal to Holly's overall good nature, but she gets one helluva "Peace out, bitch" as Holly quickly turns on her heels to walk away.  However, her shoe gets stuck in a plank of wood, and she falls backward.  Delia lunges forward to help Holly regain her balance.  Holly wiggles her foot as she winces in pain.  Nothing serious, but it is enough for her to take off her heels, and sit down on the bench next to Delia, keeping some distance though.  Delia respects this as she sighs, watching the gentle waves lapping at the stone, some splashing to the lower level of the square pond.  She takes a sip of water before wiping at some sweat on her forehead.  She lets a minute or two go by, remaining silent, until she feels there is one last thing she must get off her chest.

Delia:  I am no saint, and I doubt I ever will be.  I may not be perfect, but I am doing my best to change for z'e better.

Holly wants to say something negative, but considering Delia very likely just saved her a trip to the hospital, she refrains.  Instead, she joins Delia with staring at the rippling waters.  She quickly finds her place of peace within the waves, remaining quiet for a moment.  Something just seems to click at that moment.

Holly:  People can change, I guess.  But, there is always a part that never will.  This right here?  This is the part that never changed.

Delia:  Look, I said I'm sorry.  I...

Holly:  I'm not talking about that, Delia.  I'm talking about the good that was always there.  The part of yourself that you tried to snuff out the minute you became friends with Angelica.

Holly smirks a little, trying her best to listen to herself and choose to see the good within Delia.  She chuckles as she looks over to Delia, watching the inner beauty glowing in her cheeks with that genuine smile.  Something about this is almost heartwarming.  The way she is just letting herself be... herself.

Holly:  You tried so hard to destroy that humanity because you felt it was weakness.  I guess now you see that it was always your greatest strength.

Delia:  I don't know about z'at...

Holly:  I do.  Everyone has their light, and their dark.  It's a constant fight within themselves, and for the longest time, your darkness was three times the size of your light.  You were bitter, angry at the world.  You were a jaded bitch.  But, even when the dark tried to destroy the much smaller light, it never could.  It's a strength.

Delia shrugs her shoulders, finding the idea of this a little soothing.  She slowly exhales through her nose as she look at the reflection of the sun in the water.

Delia:  Maybe you are right.  I mean, I came here today, because I wanted to apologize, but I also wanted to talk about how badly I am going to beat Z'e Fallen.  I wanted to read Gos'ika and Raynin to fils', like I do every os'er opponent.  But, z'e trus' is z'at I cannot.

Holly:  Oh?  No Twilight jokes?  No manjaw comments?

Delia slowly shakes her head from side to side, her upper lip raising as she, too, seems surprised.

Delia:  Somes'ing about z'is lake is mystical.  It has helped me find a certain inner peace.  One I have not felt in a very long time now.  I find such s'ings to be trivial, now.  Z'e trus' is z'at no matter who wins at Climax Control, z'e SCW World Bombshell Tag Team Championships will be represented well.  Raynin and Gos'ika bos' have World Bombshell Championship reigns to z'eir names.  Z'ey are some of z'e toughest fighters in SCW.  I actually... respect z'em...

Holly:  Kay, where is Delia Darling?  What have you done to her, cause hunty, this is NOT the Delia Darling I know.

Delia:  Girl, please.  I'm trying to be serious here.

Holly:  I know, and that's why I'm getting scared here...

Delia laughs as Holly gets a satisfied smile on her face.  Delia gently ribs her with her elbow.

Delia:  I'm sure z'e feeling is not returned.  I'm sure z'ey still see us as Z'e Mean Girls, no different z'an z'e ones who took z'e titles from z'em in z'e first place.  Probably because, at z'at time, I was no different.  Many people have chosen to write off what Mercy and I are doing, trying to turn over a new leaf, and I wouldn't expect Z'e Fallen to be any different.  However, I do wish z'em z'e best in our match on Sunday.  I really do.

Holly:  It almost sounds like you're giving up.  Please tell me that you're not doing that...

Delia laughs loudly at such an absurd assertion.  She shakes her head from side to side as she bites at her bottom lip.

Delia:  Don't be absurd, darling.  Delia Darling does not give up.  I've been run over by a monster truck.  I've overcome deas'.  I've gone up against z'e toughest of z'is industry.  I love a challenge.  I am not going to give up so easily against Z'e Fallen.  Just because I respect z'em enough not to rip into z'em as if z'ey were nos'ing, does not mean I intend to lose.  Nos'ing could be furs'er from z'e trus'.  Even z'ough I respect Raynin far more z'an any Bombshell to hold z'e World Bombshell Championship since me, I don't intend to let it cloud my judgment.  I don't intend to fight one of z'e biggest, most personal battles of my career, just to lose z'e belts to Z'e Fallen, two women who haven't teamed toges'er in mons'.

Holly:  So, you doubt that they will be able to work together to defeat you and Mercedes on Sunday?

Delia:  No.  I did not say z'is eis'er.  Z'e Fallen are an amazing tag team.  Z'ey are just as fierce toges'er as z'ey are alone.  Z'ey are like a perfect storm, leaving destruction in z'eir wake.  But... Mercy and I did not come all z'is way to get blown to Oz.  Z'is is make or break time for us as a tag team.  It could be our defining moment z'at separates us from every os'er one hit wonder to hold z'ese belts.  I mean, we could eis'er gain notoriety akin to Z'e Fallen, or we could be Metal and Punk Connection, el oh el.

Holly:  There's the bitch within. I was starting to worry about you a bit there.

Holly and Delia share a laugh as Delia takes another slow sip from her water bottle.  Noticing that Holly appears to be parched, she offers the bottle to her without question.  Holly gently accepts, choosing to drop the water into her mouth rather than put her lips to the bottle.

Delia:  I'm sorry if z'e trus' hurts, but Amy can only be blamed due to purposely taking on dead weight in Jessie.  Jessie can't help z'at she sucks so badly.  I mean, she's tried everys'ing, and it just doesn't work... Anyway, z'at is a discussion for anos'er day.  Z'e Fallen better prepare for a fight, because Z'e Anti-Mean Girls are bringing everys'ing we've got.  Hopefully z'ey do z'e same, because I don't want to hear excuses.  Z'e better team will win, and whatever z'e outcome is, I will not complain.  I do wish z'em luck.

Delia smiles as her eyes go back to the pond below.  She takes in a deep, relaxing breath as she watches the ripples from the fish within spreading out.  She seems very much at peace, but Delia Darling is an expert at luring people into believing what she wants them to believe.  There is only one way to know for sure...
[*Fade*]

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Character Building Roleplays / Behind the Scene: Into the Void IV
« on: June 30, 2015, 11:17:40 PM »
 OOC Note: The following was supposed to be a segment for the show, and does not work for a future show, so read and enjoy \'smile.gif\'


We fade elsewhere inside of the spot Bombshell Tag Team Champions, Mercedes Vargas and Delia Darling, known by some as the Anti-Mean Girls.  They have their titles over their shoulders, as well as authentic hijabs draped modestly over their heads.  Delia is wearing a white one where Mercedes is wearing an aqua one to match their outfits.  They are chit chatting quietly as they approach an open doorway where two guards are standing.</color>



Mercedes: Do you actually think this will work?</color>



Delia: Of course it will, darling.  No one can resist z’e charms of women as stunning as ourselves, no?</color>



Before Mercedes can object any, Delia straightens her posture as she approaches the guards.  Both men are dressed in traditional Arabic clothing from head to toe.  The first guard is the youngest of the two, barely looking a day into his twenties, other than his short but thick beard.  The second guard is a little less of a pretty boy, but gruff in his stance and his burly beard.  They can’t help but notice the tag team champions standing in front of them, and the young guard puffs out his chest to make up for his obvious lack of experience as a guard.</color>



Guard 1: Excuse me, ladies, but you can no enter.  It is off limits to all who are no part of royal family.</color>



Guard 2: Yes, even for women as stunning as yourselves.</color>



He flashes them a rough smile that causes Mercedes to roll her eyes.  Delia, however, bats her eyelashes hopefully as she pretends to stare him up and down.  She bites onto her bottom lip as she then looks down to the ground in disappointment.</color>



Delia: Such a shame, Mercy… Z’ey actually s’ink we came to get inside of z’e luxurious spa behind z’em.</color>



Mercedes: I’m almost insulted, actually. I mean, aren’t we allowed to want to talk to some...</color>



Mercedes nearly gags as she stares at the rougher of the two guards until her eyes land on a much more plausible example of her words to follow as she drinks in the first guard.</color>



Mercedes: … incredibly handsome men?  This seems insulting to me.</color>



Delia: Now, now, Mercy, darling…  I’m sure z’ese men get hit on all z’e time, and we are probably not z’e prettiest of z’e women to bat our eyes at z’em, no?</color>



The guards’ eyes light up as they look to one another, almost seeming to ask if they are dreaming, or if this is really happening.  The first guard, now showing his age and naivety, scratches his head.</color>



Guard 1: What?</color>



Guard 2: Oh, um, he means to say yes.  Women always flirt with us.  Many times a day, actually.</color>



Delia: Yes, I can’t believe you aren’t surrounded by swarms of girls as we speak. I mean, I’m sure many exotic Western women… say from Argentina… or France… fall at your feet?</color>



Mercedes walks up to the second guard, ready to wrap her arm around his neck from behind, but something about him just seems to make her skin crawl.  She scoffs and shakes her head as Delia sulks for a second before switching guards.  They sink into a warm embrace from behind as they sigh in exasperation.  The guards look to one another with wide, toothy grins as the ladies pull away.</color>



Guard 2: You… you two are pretty enough for us.</color>



Guard 1: Barely, but you will do.</color>



Delia scoffs, unbeknownst to the guards, but Mercedes holds her hand out to stop Delia from reacting.  Delia flips her hair as if to throw some silent shade at the guards as Mercedes steps back.</color>



Mercedes: In America, guys usually offer girls drinks when it’s hotter than hell outside.  It’s call chivalry.  My friend and I will guard the doors if you would be so kind as to bring us some water or something?</color>



Guard 2: WOMEN?! GUARDING DOORS?!?</color>



This time, it is Mercedes who looks enraged by such an assertion.  She balls up her fist, ready to show them how well she could guard this door when Delia widens her eyes, stopping Mercedes from doing something hasty.  Mercedes laughs it off as she props her belt up higher on her shoulder.</color>



Mercedes: We are champions, which means we’re pretty good at defending things.  I’m sure we could stay off Ali Baba and the forty thieves for two minutes, right Delia?</color>



Delia: Perhaps not as good as z’e big, strong muscle men wi’s z’e best beards we’ve seen in Dubai… but I’m sure we will do just fine.</color>



The guards quickly converse in Arabic with one another, so Delia and Mercedes have no idea what is being said, until the second guard smacks the first guard’s shoulder, laughing.  They nod their heads as Delia and Mercedes smile widely.  They turn their backs to the door, putting on their best flirty, yet tough chick poses.  The guards lick their lips as they scurry off in search of a drink, any drink.  Delia flexes her good arm, kissing her bicep jokingly.  She and Mercedes stare with their necks stretched out until they are sure the guards are out of sight.  They drop the act, removing the hijabs from their heads to wipe away the sweat forming on their foreheads.</color>



Delia:  Oh s’ank GOD!  I s’ought I was going to have to kiss him for a second.  S’ank you for tossing me over z’e grenade, by z’e way…</color>



Mercedes: If I had to curl up in that one’s arms, I would have blown chunks, and I don’t think that would have been good for our cover.</color>



Delia:  Ugh, whatever… I so need a mineral ba’s after z’e last two weeks...</color>



Delia and Mercedes begin stripping off articles of clothing until they are in bikini’s that cause a catcall to resonate from ringside.  They disappear inside of the room as the splashing in the water can be heard.  A moment later, the guards return with about six bottled waters, and grins from ear to ear.  However, the grins disappear when they don’t see the girls waiting for them at the doorway.  However, one gaze inside of the spa, and their smiles double the original size.  They chuck the waters behind them as they lean against the doorway, watching in complete amazement as we fade elsewhere.</color>


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Supercard Archives / DELIA/MERCEDES v VERONICA/AMANDA
« on: June 23, 2015, 10:19:18 AM »
 "Sometimes, you can say oh so much with the smallest of gestures.  After all, they do say that actions speak louder than words." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. O.N.E. -- Middle Finger Salute
LOCALE: Hamad bin Khalifa Stadium; Doha, Qatar



There is a loud whimpering heard coming from the medical center inside of the stadium where the latest Climax Control was being held.  After a moment, there is a slight pause in the whimpering, as the person in pain replaces their moans by hissing breaths inward.  After a moment of this, the whimpering slowly returns.  We pan around toward the door to see Delia Darling sitting on the medical bed while an unfamiliar face is seen sitting in a rolling chair next to the bed.  He is an older man, his hair slicked back, and a tastefully clean goatee.  We can assume that he is a medical professional based on the white coat and the stethescope dangling from his neck.  He gently reaches forward, motioning for Delia's hand, and she reluctantly extends it forward.

Delia:  Doctor Ford... I am fine, I assure, I-yyyyyeowwwwwwwwww!!!

Ford:  Did that hurt, Ms. Darling?

Delia nearly has tears in her eyes as she glares at him, almost angry as she jerks her hand back toward her body.  She holds it close to her, nursing it gently as she nearly hisses at him.

Delia: Nawwww... What z'e FUCK do you s'ink?!?

The doctor doesn't appear to be amused as he once again reaches forward for Delia's hand.  She rapidly shakes her head, causing him to sigh as he reaches into his jacket pocket, pulling out a red sucker in a shiny wrapper.  He extends it out to her, and she scoffs at him.

Delia: What do I look like, a s'ree year old?

Ford:  Delia, come now.  I've treated you for numerous injuries this year. I've been on tour with you for months now.  You always ask for the sucker, and I've found that it keeps you from rupturing my ear drums during examinations, so would you please...?

Delia:  I... I do not... except z'at one time, but I was having low blood sugar because I was a Mean Girl, and I rarely ate, so...

He spins the sucker around between his fingers in an almost sarcastically tantalizing manner.  Delia glares at him for a second before snatching it out of his hand, whimpering in pain once more.  However, the look in her eye is that of a small joy, thanking him with a forced smile.  She sticks the plastic between her teeth and yanks the sucker back.  Spitting the plastic out onto the floor, she then places the sucker in her mouth, groaning in pain while moaning in pleasure.  While he has her distracted, Doctor Ford gently grabs her hand, feeling around slowly.  After a few seconds, he hits a painful spot as Delia groans loudly, pursing her lips around the sucker as a tear rolls down her cheek.

Delia:  Mmmohhhh ferrrrk! Ferk, ferk, ferk... Gr-at hurgts...

Ford:  How about this?

The doctor presses down on another finger, causing Delia to whimper lightly.  She nods her head as she looks away to see Mercedes standing in the doorway, watching her friend.  This adds a level of comfort to Delia as she sinks into the bed slightly.

Ford:  I've got good news for you, Ms. Darling.

Delia:  I... I told you I wers fine.

Delia sucks on the sucker, swallowing a bit as she pulls it out of her mouth.  She tilts her head to the side as she notices his expression doesn't seem to live up to the good news promised.

Ford:  Your middle finger is broken.  I'm going to need you to make a trip to the emergency room for casting.

Delia:  Ugh, z'at is supposed to be good news, Doc?

Ford:  Well, it is good news considering the force of two chairs smashing against your hand could have crushed it to dust.  I'd call that a win, Ms. Darling.  I'll be accompanying you so that we can get you seen immediately.

Delia groans as she places the sucker back in her mouth.  Doctor Ford looks over toward Mercedes, just now noticing she is there.

Ford:  Will you be accompanying us to the hospital Ms. Vargas?

Mercedes:  I didn't have any other plans for tonight, so why not spend it in a hospital?

Ford:  Great. I will get the car if you wouldn't mind helping Delia with her bags. She's likely got a hundred of them as usual, so...

The doctor snickers a little as he nudges Delia's good arm.  He rolls her eyes before shaking her head at his statement.  Mercedes sighs as she places her hands on her hips.

Mercedes:  That would be the understatement of the millenium.

Delia:  Hey!  I travel much lighter z'ese days, I assure. I only have about fifty bags...

Delia does a sarcastic sneer toward Mercedes who winks with a smile on her face.  She holds her hand out toward the door, motioning for Delia to lead the way.  Delia gingerly gets up from the bed, cradling her arm closely as she walks past Mercedes.  Doctor Ford pulls his cell phone out of his pocket and dials a number, placing it to his ear as the girls exit the room.  Delia watches the spectators, some of which smile at her misery, while a pleasing amount of people give her nods of condolence.  She crunches down on the remainder of the sucker in her mouth, throwing the stick away in a nearby trash can.  They walk over to the Bombshell Locker Room, and Mercedes opens the door, holding it so Delia can pass, and she quickly follows after.

Mercedes:  Do you care to explain, Deelz?

Delia stops, her eyes wandering around the surprisingly empty locker room as Mercedes' words resonate with her.  A look of confusion washes over her face as she titls her head to the side, waiting for an explanation.  However, Mercedes waits for an answer, almost looking impatient.

Delia:  What?  What are you talking about, Mercy?

Mercedes:  Don't play dumb, Delia.  We both know what I'm talking about.

Delia:  Ummm... no?

Delia raises an eyebrow, blinking her eyes slowly as she is genuinely confused.  Mercedes scoffs as she walks past Delia and toward the lockers.  She pulls open one door, as she begins to unload a few bags onto the bench in front of her.

Mercedes:  Those bitches attacked you, they broke your finger, and they tried to do so much more.  They tried to take you out.

Delia:  Obviously... and?

Mercedes:  You might have turned over a new leaf, but don't expect me to buy the fact that you are just going to roll over and take this.

Delia shrugs her shoulders as she reaches with her good hand and picks up two of the bags, slinging them over her shoulder, despite a silent protest from Mercedes.  Delia waits as Mercedes flings the remaining four bags behind her as they walk toward the door once more.

Mercedes:  Revenge?  I know that if I'm thinking it, you've got to be plotting something big in that pretty little head of yours.  You haven't changed THAT much.

Delia:  I don't know, Mercy.  I'm feeling sort of forgiving, actually.  Z'ey needed to make a statement, and unfortunately for me, it happened to be at my expense.

Delia shrugs her shoulders once more as she walks through the open door.  Mercedes follows after her, closing the door behind them as they walk in the opposite direction of where they came from.  Mercedes seems utterly shocked as she studies Delia's unwaivering expression.  After a moment of silence, Mercedes stops and turns to Delia, causing her to stop as well.  Mercedes seems almost disappointed as well as shocked.

Mercedes:  Are you being serious right now?  Not even a tiny prank?  A twitter bashing?  Nothing?  I know I said this already, but it bares repeating... Seriously?!

Delia:  Oh gawwwd no!  Z'ose bitches are going to get somes'ing special courtesy of Delia Darling Enterprises...

Delia winks, a bit of a wicked smile coming over her face once more.  Mercedes sighs in relief, and soon, an equally wicked smile comes over her face.  Delia looks directly to the camera following them, and she sets her bags down on the ground, getting closer to it so that she takes up most of the view.

Delia:  Tell Mandy and Ronnie z'at we...

Delia points from herself to Mercedes, back and forth rapidly a few times as she nods her head.

Delia:  ... we're coming for z'em in two weeks, and I've got a special message for z'em in z'e meantime...

Delia lifts up her injured hand, struggling as she hisses in pain.  She closes her fist slowly, groaning and gritting her teeth until only one finger is raised up.  She gently waves her broken middle finger back and forth across the screen, despite the very obvious amount of pain it causes her.  She centers the salute for a moment until the screen begins to go black.
[*Fade*]



"Sometimes, you can say oh so much with the smallest of gestures.  After all, they do say that action speak louder than words." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. T.W.O. -- A Heavy Reunion
LOCALE: Delia's Penthouse; Las Vegas, Nevada



"I Want You To Know" by Zedd featuring Selena Gomez begins playing over the speakers on the rooftop deck outside of Delia's penthouse suite.  The Vegas skyline is brightly lit against the dark night sky as the party guests dance the night away.  Some make their way into the pool, while others sit in deep conversation, or as deep as most models are capable of.  Sitting in the center of the action is Delia Darling.  She has a cocktail glass in her hand, but by the looks of the condensation, and completely melted ice, she hasn't even taken a small sip from it.  She cradles it in her good hand as she talks with her other hand, though her fingers don't move in the cast covering her arm.  She stops and laughs as one of her model friends says something humorous.  She waves her hand at the lovely Latina, sporting a ponytail that makes a fountain of caramel colored hair down her shoulders.  In a breathy Marilyn Monroe-esque voice, she speaks again.

Friend:  It might sound funny, but it was soooo unprofessional.  I mean, check a compact mirror or something, am I right-ugh?  Coke is so last decade, mamas...

Delia: She always did do vintage better, Fabiana, so...

Fabi:  Oh my gawd, Delia, you're such a bitch...

Fabi acts as if she is serious in her accusation, though her protruding tongue lets us know otherwise.  Delia shrugs her shoulders as she walks over to the edge of the pool, slipping her shoes off as she sits down on the side, dipping her feet inside.  She hikes up her dress just a bit to avoid it getting soaked by the water, and Fabi sits down next to her, giggling as she is starting to feel the effects of the alcohol.

Fabi:  So?  Where is this hot piece of man candy you've been telling me about?  What's his name?  Jimmy?

Delia:  Ugh, no... He's not a hillbilly.  His name is Johnny, and he's not *air quotes* man candy.  He's just a guy I've seen a couple of times...

Fabi:  Oh em gee, you slut!  

Fabi shoves Delia's arm as she howls with laughter, giving off the impression that she might be... well, and airhead... even by modeling standards.  Delia rolls her eyes as she scoffs.

Delia:  I never said I slept wi's him.  We went on a couple dates.  He's totally adorable, but I don't know... I mean, he's been so quiet lately. I mean, we've been busy I guess, what wi's z'e world tour and all, but... I don't know.

Fabi rubs Delia's arm gently as she makes a face that looks as if she'd witnessed a puppy getting kicked repeatedly for being too friendly.

Fabi:  Awwwwwwwwwwww!  I'm sure he'll come around. I mean, he'd be stupid not to, especially when you're so into him.  I mean, you obviously are. I haven't seen you so into a guy since...

Fabi's voice trails off as she looks down at the pool, hoping Delia hadn't figured out where she was going.  Delia bites onto her bottom lip, hoping to avoid the awkward direction of this conversation, until she just shrugs her shoulders.

Delia:  I am used to being let down by men. I don't hold any expectation of z'em any longer.  If it goes somewhere, great, but if not... I have never been one who needed a man to feel validated.

Fabi:  Oh, lucky you...  If Bryan doesn't call me when he says he will, I start thinking the worst.  It's like... "Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that Sno Ball. Now my ass is jiggling."  and it's just so sad...

Delia:  I am so glad I don't give a shit any longer.  I mean, I was always s'in, but I wonder if hanging around Veronica Taylor so long might have synchronized our hormones, and if I eat a cheeseburger, I'll gain a hundred pounds like her.  She did used to be fat as a kid.

Fabi: Nuh uh!  Shut up, mama!  Like, are we talking Jessica Simpson 2011 fat, or Kirstie Alley post-Cheers fat?

Delia thinks about it for a second, tapping her chin as she groans at the strain of this tough decision.  She then casually looks over to Fabi with a wicked grin on her face.

Delia:  Biggie Smalls fat...

Fabi howls in laughter, kicking her feet up and down rapidly as she nearly chokes on her own saliva.  She coughs as she leans into Delia, practically shrieking as she talks.

Fabi:  You are soooooooo bad!  Oh my gawwwd...

Delia:  I mean, we always were like Biggie and Tupac.  She was always second to me, and she couldn't take it, so she started beef wi's me.  Z'en, she sent her *air quotes* crew to assassinate me.  But, unlike Tupac, I'm not dead, and I'm very public.  Ugh, z'at bitch...

Fabi:  It's like so cool that you're a wrestler. I mean, I wish I could wrestle so I could smack Veronica around a little bit.  She's so annoying.  But, unlike you, I still have so much I want to accomplish in the modeling world. I can't ruin my face like...

Delia runs her finger across the mild scar on her forehead.  Despite it being covered up very well, she can still feel it, and the words of her good friend sting, even though they weren't meant to.  Delia sighs as she looks down to her watered down drink, tipping it back until she swallows it in just a matter of a few seconds.  She sets the glass down next to her as she gently kicks her feet around.

Fabi:  ... sorry...

Delia shrugs her shoulders again as her face sinks in disappointment.  She looks across the large crowd, spotting a girl she'd never seen before walking out onto the deck.  She Is wearing the most intriguing outfit.  She is in a lavander dress, corseted against her stomach, fitting loosely around her chest, and the straps tie behind her neck, and a pair of white strapped, open toed heels.  She is wearing an understated gold necklace with a small cross on it, but her crown of red, white, and blue roses is what draws the attention to her, from Delia at least.  Her make up is understated, except for the bold eyeliner and eyeshadow.  She looks as if she couldn't care less where she was, or the fact that no one was paying attention to her.  She didn't need it to feed her ego.  She casually scans the crowd before walking over toward the open bar.  Delia can't seem to take her eyes off of this woman, and she taps Fabi on the arm rapidly before pointing in the girl's direction.

Delia:  Fabi...?  Who is z'at?

Fabi:  Who?  Amber Rose?  Girl...

Delia:  Duh, no, not Amber Rose. Of Course I know Amber Rose.  I'm talking about z'e Queen of z'e County Fair over z'ere...

Fabi looks around for someone who wasn't dressed in the latest fashions.  This was like playing "Where Is Waldo" for her, until her eyes rest on the girl who leans against the bar, sipping on the thin red straw in her drink.  Fabi's eyes light up as she quickly stands up, flicking water at Delia, causing her to flinch and scoff as she tries to flick it all back off.

Fabi:  That's the girl I was telling you about.  Celeste North.  Hey, Celeste!  Over here!

Fabi shouts as she jumps and and down, waving her arms around in the air.  The girl catches sight of this, the corner of her mouth curling up into a smile  She casually walks up to Fabi, placing her lips to the side of her face, kissing the air, before repeating the same on the other side of her face.  Fabi does the same, and then skips all formalities, pulling her in for a tight hug as she squeals.  Celeste simply blinks as her eyes rest on Delia for a second, something piquing her own curiosity, though she's too cool for school, and won't admit it.

Celeste:  Fabi... it's great to see you.  I told you I wasn't doing the modeling thing anymore, so I don't know why you invited me to this Bulimia freak show.

Fabi:  Oh my gawd, Cece... You can't call my other friends a Bulimia freak show.  Especially in front of the hostess of the party.  Talk about rudeness...

Celeste looks over to Delia, and though her expression doesn't show any remorse, she offers an apology, one that hits too close to home for Delia's own comfort.

Celeste:  Sorry bout it...

Delia:  You know, every time someone says z'at, I get paid a dollar and ninety-six cents.  Seriously.

Celeste opens her mouth as if silently saying "ahhh" as she nods her head.  She runs her hand down her dress as she lets the red straw hang loosely from her lip.  She can't stop staring at Delia, though she chooses to ignore her as she speaks to Fabi.

Celeste:  Chad wants to hit the casinos while we're here, so I don't know how long I'm going to stay.  But, I said I'd be here so... here I am.  Lame...

Celeste begins to walk off slowly, as if waiting for Fabi to chase after her.  Fabi looks back to Delia with an apologetic glare.

Fabi:  I'm gonna go show her around the room a little bit, but I'll be right back, kay?

Fabi nods her head in reassurance.  Delia rolls her eyes a Fabi chases after her friend.  She leans in to talk to her as Celeste looks back over her shoulder.  She gives Delia one last glare, almost as if tempting her into some sort of game.  Delia catches a hint of this and it rubs her in a strange way.  She maintains eye contact for a moment until Celeste turns back to Fabi.  Delia looks around, seeing this enormous group of international models, and other aspects of fame, and she can't help but feel completely alone right now.  She stands up from the edge of the pool and she picks up her shoes, walking through the crowd toward the door.  As she makes it inside, "Blame" by Calvin Harris, featuring John Newman begins playing.  As much as she loves the artist, she just needs to retreat for a moment.  She walks straight to her room, pushing the door open, but as she does, she hears two men moaning.  Her mouth hangs open in shock as she shakes her head, rolling her eyes.  She leaves the door open, but the intimate pair doesn't seem to care.  Delia walks across the crowded open dining area to another bedroom.  She jiggles the handle and then jams her shoulder into the door, popping it open.  She closes it behind her as she leans against the door, sinking down to the ground.  Across the room is Delia's father, Christopher Darling.  He is watching an old noir film on the big screen television, but turns to see the intruder, seeing it to be his daughter.

Chris:  Ma petit, are you feeling alright?  Is it time for your medication?

Delia sighs as she brushes her chestnut hair out of her face, and tucks it behind her ears.  She just stares silently at her father for a few seconds as she tries to formulate the words to describe what she's feeling.

Delia:  No, I'm fine, it's just... I don't feel as z'ough I belong at my own party.  After z'e weeked I had, I felt I deserved a Wednesday night party wi's my model friends, but... it feels like I am someone's "plus one" instead of z'e hostess.

Chris:  Maybe you don't.  Did z'is ever occur to you?

Delia:  Um, no?  It's not like I'm so irrelevant troll.  I'm Delia Darling.

Chris stands up from the brown leather couch and walks over to Delia.  The fact that he is in his underpants and a Mean Girls t-shirt (with all members but Delia and Mercedes marked out with a black marker) is a bit disturbing to Delia, but not enough to go out there and face this crowd.  Chris sits down next to Delia on the floor as he tries to cradle her head against his chest, but this is just a little too much for her.  Chris shrugs and then retorts.

Chris:  You have been focusing a lot on your wrestling career over z'e last year or so.  You haven't done a photoshoot since Denmark, mon's ago.  You made a big enemy in z'e modeling world in Veronique.

Delia:  Ugh, not helping papa.

Chris:  It is z'e tru's.  I mean, I have barely seen you since January, so imagine your non-wrestling friends.  As time goes on, people change, and z'ey grow apart sometimes.

Delia sniffles a bit, thinking about this.  Her father was right.  As time goes on, she has grown distant to pretty much everyone, shy of Mercedes and Despayre.  They were the only people she spoke to on a regular basis.  She was always a social person, so this has been especially difficult.

Chris:  You are entitled to a break, darling.  It doesn't mean you have lost anys'ing, but you need time to take care of yourself.  You wanted to be a champion in wrestling, and now you are.  No one blames you for doing z'is.

Delia:  But, I... I miss my friends.  Is z'is really what I want?  I mean, it never mattered much because I had Veronica, Angelica, and Mercedes... and z'en Amanda.  I had Liz, Tessa, and Alex... I had so many friends on z'e road.

Chris:  And now instead of so many good friends, you have one best friend.  Someone who proved to you z'at z'ey aren't just looking to gain somes'ing from your friendship.  She gave up just as much as you when she sided wi's you.

Delia wants to argue this somewhat, because she couldn't bare the thought that Mercedes could possibly feel the same way she does right now.  The thought of Mercedes depending on Delia had just now sunk in.  Of course she knew she depended on Mercedes, but the mutuality of it sink in now, causing Delia to sniffle once more.  She reaches up with her good hand and wipes a tear from her eye.

Delia:  I know, papa... I just wonder if I am good enough.  I don't know if I am a good friend.  I mean, I push everyone away when I feel stressed.  I am too proud to ask for help.  I am so used to being independent.  I mean... I am so far out of my comfort zone, and I'm not sure I'm strong enough to keep going.

Chris doesn't give Delia a choice this time as he pulls her head against his chest.  He runs his fingers through her hair, knowing this soothes her.  She doesn't fight it this time.  He shushes her for a moment as she lets a few tears drop down her cheek and onto her arm.

Chris:  You are strong, my precious Cordelia.  You have done so much on your own.  It is unlike you to shrink back from a challenge.  You will do just fine against Veronique and Amanda.

Delia:  I haven't trained or sparred in like a mon's.  I'm not sure if I can actually handle it all, and wi's Angelica lurking around... I'm just not sure.

Chris:  Z'en train.  Spar wi's someone.  You can afford z'e best trainers on z'e planet, anyone you choose.  And if you don't win, z'en you have more options...

Delia nods her head, when suddenly a thought occurs to her.  She seems to calm down with this thought, and a sort of smile comes over her face, through her tear soaked cheeks.  Chris smiles at this as Delia leans up and kisses her father on the cheek.  She quickly stands up and opens the door, exiting quickly as Chris is left to wonder exactly what he did to fix the problem.  He shrugs her shoulders as he walks back over to the leather couch.
[*Fade*]



"The best choices in life are usually the most difficult.  There is no gain when there is no pain.  You have to face the difficulty in life if you wish to become stronger." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. T.H.R.E.E. -- All Apologies
LOCALE: Suburbs of Las Vegas, Nevada



"That was 'Last Friday' by Robert Scorpio, here on Now 104.3, and up next, we've got 'Blank Space' by... you got it!"

The familiar Taylor Swift song begins playing as the radio DJ continues on.  However, Delia can barely focus on that as she pulls into what appears to be a slightly upscale neighborhood somewhere in the suburbs of Las Vegas.  She slows down as the neighborhood kids run around, enjoying this summer day, using water guns on each other as they run through the neatly manicured lawns.  Delia looks out for her destination, though her mind is in about a thousand other places right now.  She turns onto the next street, following it down to the stop sign.  She waits for a group of elderly walkers to cross, waving to them as they do the same to her.  She smiles softly, before slowly turning the corner and pulling up to the curb.  She puts the car into park before turning it off.  However, she doesn't quite want to get out of the car yet.  She sits there for a moment, contemplating if this was even a good idea.  She places her fingers on the keys in the ignition, ready to turn it back on, when she stops.  She takes a deep breath, and then pulls the keys from the ignition, sliding them into her purse.  She opens the door and slowly gets out.  She is dressed much more casual than usual, her natural chestnut hair flowing in the light breeze.  She is wearing a pair of form fitting jean shorts and an SCW tank top with tasteful black high heel boots.  She clutches her purse against her as she closes the door to her car.  Taking a deep breath, she straightens out her shirt before turning to look at the house... the red brick home with black shutters... a house we've seen many times in the past, and have come to know it as the home of Spike Staggs!  Delia lowers her head as she walks up the walkway.  Her sunglasses are on as always, and dressed this way, she almost doesn't seem recognizable.  She walks onto the porch and then rings the doorbell.  She folds her arms together in front of herself as she waits.  Everything in her wants to turn around and run back to her car, but she's ready for this, or as ready as she will ever be.

The sound of a baby crying gets closer and closer as she hears footsteps approaching from within the house.  She leans up as the front door opens, and we see Vixen standing at the door with a baby boy in a St. Louis Cardinal's onesie and bib.  Vixen stares at Delia, almost not recognizing her.

Vixen:  Can I help you?

Delia:  Well, I, um... Is...

As soon as Delia speaks, Vixen's eyes narrow and she slams the door right in Delia's face.  Delia laughs nervously at this before giving it a second.  She then rings the doorbell once again, folding her arms in front of her politely once more.  A few seconds pass before Vixen opens the door, this time with force, and no baby in her arms.

Vixen:  Was I not clear enough before?  You're not welcome in my home, chienne.

Vixen's French-Canadian accent is thick as she spits venom at Delia in the form of French vulgarity.  Delia bows her head politely.

Delia:  I... I deserve z'at.

Vixen leans against the doorway.  Though she is angry, she keeps her voice low enough not to draw any attention from anyone inside of the house.

Vixen:  Oh, you deserve a lot more than that, Delia.

Delia:  Most definitely.  You deserve to snap me in two, right here, right now.  I was... horrible... to you.

Vixen chuckles, though there is sinister intent in her laugh.  She rolls her eyes and turns back to make sure that Spike isn't within earshot of any of this.  Once she's sure, she steps outside, gently closing the door behind her, but leaving it cracked ever so slightly in case she is needed inside.  She steps up to the taller Delia, looking deep into her eyes with fire in her own.

Vixen:  I'm a big girl, and I can take anything you dish out to me, and so much more.  But, do you know who was not a big girl?  Hm?  Eden.  That...

Vixen nearly shakes with anger at the mentioning of this.  She lets out a nervous laugh, afraid that she might be on the verge of losing it, but the laugh seems to aliviate the pressure somewhat so that she might continue.

Vixen:  ... that was unforgivable, Delia.  She's just a little girl, and you kidnapped her.

Delia:  Well... kidnapping might be a bit of a strong word, but...

Vixen:  I would say it's pretty accurate, actually.  It might even be an understatement.  You forced her to sit down with you while you trashed someone she looks up to, in the most vulgar way.  She had nightmares about that for weeks, and if she were here right now, I would call the cops to get rid of you.  But, since I hear you've turned over a new leaf, I'm going to ask you nicely, once more, to leave...

Delia looks back toward her car, contemplating leaving, but she turns back to Vixen, unfolding her arms as she puffs her chest out confidently.  She straightens her back up and sighs.

Delia:  I came here because I have some s'ings to say, and I feel I should say z'em before I leave.  Would you afford me z'e opportunity.

Vixen:  What?  No!

Vixen can't believe Delia's audacity as she laughs in response.  She steps up to Delia, but Delia takes a step back as well, holding her hands up in a sort of surrender.

Delia:  I didn't come here to be confrontational, but I want to apologize to you, Spike, and Tim for everys'ing I've done.  I feel genuinely sorry for all of it.  I guess I felt I had to impress z'at wicked bitch, Veronica, so I did... s'ings... I am not proud of, and my biggest regrets of all are s'ings done to z'is family.  I want you to know z'at I am so... so sorry.

Delia purses her lips together, sniffling a bit.  She reaches up and wipes at her eyes.  The tear are real as is evident by the watery mascara residue on her finger.  She adjusts her glasses, sniffling once more.  Before Vixen has the chance to enjoy this any further, the door opens up and Spike steps out onto the porch, looking a bit confused at this.  He has both twins in his arms as he studies the person and immediately, he gets what is going on.  Though, trying to remain calm with the babies in his arms, he looks to Vixen and speaks in a low tone.

Spike:  What is going on out here, ladies?

There is a silence as Vixen glares at Delia, almost as if having a silent conversation with Spike, who seems to be getting every bit of what she is saying with body language.  Spike hands Kit to Vixen, as he glares at Delia as well.

Spike:  It would probably be best if you left, Delia.

Delia:  Yes, I imagine it would.  But, as I was telling Vixen, I came here to apologize for everys'ing I've done to your family.  It has been quite a while, and I assumed while cooler heads prevail, I could express it to z'e bo's of you.  From z'e bottom of my heart, I am truly sorry for all of it.

Spike:  Yeah... *chuckles* I don't believe your charade.  Not even one bit.  Sell some more t-shirts, and feed off of the trusting, but ever so fickle fans, but don't expect me to believe you've changed.

Delia sighs, breaking her confident stance.  She looks back toward her car once more, feeling it pulling at her almost.  She bounces on her foot as she waves at her face from the effects of the hot sun flaring over the horizon.

Delia:  I would have expected you to be more reasonable, Spike.  You forgave people for a lot less, and z'ey weren't truly sorry as I am.

Spike:  Oh... you're sorry alright.  Look, I don't know what your motive is here, but I'm not in the mood for bullshit right now.  You did the one thing Mark Ward could never do, and you got rid of me and NXT.  You shoved me out the door completely.  Honestly, I should thank you, but you're too vile even for my sarcasm.

Delia:  You're right.  Trust me, I've beaten myself up over all of z'is for mon's now.  As a matter of fact, I've beaten myself up over z'is since it happened last year.  I don't know what else I can do besides apologize.

Spike seems to pick up on her sincerity, causing him to loosen up slightly, though he remains cold in his stance.  Delia takes her sunglasses off, tucking them into her shirt as she shows off her true vulnerability.  She shrugs her shoulders.

Delia:  I'm going to make you an offer, a one time deal.  If you afford me fifteen minutes of your time to discuss a possible business proposition, no more apologies, because I am not a broken record, I am Delia Darling...

Spike:  Business...?  I'm listening.

Vixen:  You can't be serious.

Spike looks to Vixen, shrugging his shoulders as they say a few more things to one another via body language.  This brings a glimmer of hope to Delia's eyes.

Delia:  I want you to train me, Spike.  You are z'e best trainer in z'e business as I understand.  You just need a student wi's z'e potential

Vixen:  No... no!

Spike:  What do I get in return.  You don't have anything to offer me besides money, and as I once told Mark Ward, I'm not for sale.

Delia holds her hands up, pointing a finger in the air, as if she were about to drop a bombshell of an offer on them.

Delia:  Wi's no reprecussions... if you allow me fifteen minutes to speak to you about z'is... I will stand by and allow Vixen to slap me as hard as she wants, for your enjoyment.

Spike smiles wickedly at the thought, but it fades quickly as he shakes his head.

Spike:  No... I don't think she would go for...

Before Spike can finish what he is saying, Vixen hands Kit back over to Spike, and in one fluid motion, she hauls off and slaps Delia so hard that Delia spins around, nearly falling off of the porch.  She is shocked, her eyes bugged out, as she clutches her cheek.  She scoffs, but doesn't protest it too much.  She shakes it off and then straightens her shirt out as she prepares to enter their home.  However, before she can take three steps, Vixen repeats the slap, this time, knocking Delia off of the porch and into the bushes.  Delia kicks her heels as she struggles to get back to her feet.

Delia:  What?!?  I said ONE!

Vixen shrugs her shoulders and winks at Spike, though she is clearly still hesitant.  Vixen takes the twins back in her arms as she walks into the house.  Spike laughs as he watches Delia struggle for a moment before shaking his head.  He walks over to the bush to help Delia back onto her feet.
[*Fade*]



"We are all creatures of destiny.  We can fight it all we want, but we will always come back around to what we were meant to do." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. F.O.U.R. -- Synchronicity
LOCALE: Sunset Boulevard; Beverly Hills, California



"Are you sure you really wanna do this, Deelz?"

The bright California sun shines down upon Delia and Mercedes as they walk across the neatly kept sidewalk, adjacent to Sunset Boulevard.  Delia passes a security guard, flashing a form of identification at him as he nods, pressing a button to cause a wrought iron gate to begin opening.  Delia holds her hands in front of her, clutching her purse against her body.  Her hair is done in a straight, blonde free-flowing style that gently waves in the breeze, and a fun sundress with Japanese Cherry Blossom print on it, with black pumps.  Mercedes has her usual hair style, but looks stunning in a form fitting aqua dress.  She blows a kiss to the security guard, waving at him as a blush comes over his cheeks.  Delia giggles and whispers to Mercedes, but Mercedes just shrugs and winks back at him.

Delia:  Look who learned to be flirty...

Mercedes:  He's cute... but how long do you think it will be until someone realizes we don't belong?

Delia waves off Mercedes' concerns as she tucks the identification back into her purse.  She lets the purse hang at her side as they approach a white brick building that seems to be much more well kept than the surrounding areas.  Delia waves kindly to the doorman as he opens the door for the pair.

Doorman:  Ms. Darling, Ms. Vargas.  Long time, no see.

Mercedes appears to be slightly nervous, which says a lot for the stoic Bombshell.  Delia gently nudges her with an elbow, smiling sweetly as she looks directly at the doorman, pausing for a brief pleasantry.

Delia:  Yes, Clint, it has been quite some time.  Sin City Wrestling has been on a World Tour, so we have not had time to stop by recently.

Doorman:  Well, it is great to see you both.  Where are Amanda, Angelica and Veronica?

A smile creeps across Delia's face as she simply chuckles, waving off the compliment as if she is surprised he would need to ask such a question.  Deep inside, however, she is relieved to hear that they are not here.

Delia:  Oh, you know Veronica... she can't resist a day of shopping.  I just wanted to come back and rest my hand.  Mercy and I have a big match coming up in a few days.

Clint:  I'll have to tune in.  Who are you facing?

Mercedes nearly stomps on Delia's foot, trying to urge her to move along, but Delia places a hand on Mercedes' shoulder, letting her know it is alright.  She flashes a polite smile at the older gentleman with the Midwest accent.

Delia:  Oh, just some basic, busted, ratchet whores... Business as usual, I assure...

Clint:  Well, good luck.  It has been months since I tuned in.

Mercedes:  Clearly...

Mercedes does a fake friendly laugh as she pulls Delia along.  Clint gives a suspicious look in their direction, though he simply raises a hand to wave at them.

Clint:  I'll be cheering for you...

Delia:  You better, bitch...

Delia blows him a kiss, flattering the gentleman as he returns to his post.  Mercedes drags Delia along toward the elevator rapidly punching the "up" button.  Delia scoffs as she turns Mercedes to face her.

Delia:  Five G's... Good Gawd Girl Get a Grip!  

Mercedes:  I'm sorry if almost getting caught ten times in ten seconds has be a little worried.  This is serious.

Delia:  If anys'ing, Clint hates Veronica as much as we do, so it's whatever.  But, could you have been any more obvious?

Mercedes goes to respond, but the elevator door opens, and Delia brushes past her.  Mercedes follows inside and Delia presses the number eight button.  The door closes behind them as they begin their journey.

Delia:  Look, it's going to be fine.  We're just here for a quick visit, z'at is all, darling.  

Mercedes:  Yeah, like I believe that.  Not even for a second.

Delia shrugs as they hit the eighth floor and the door opens.  The two exit from the elevator, making their way down the hallway, all the way to the end there they hit a second elevator door.  Delia pulls out the identification card once more, sliding it into a slot next to the door.  As she pulls it back, a green light and a pleasant tone pop up as the door opens.  They walk inside, and Mercedes seems to ease up some now, pressing the button to close the door.  They have a much shorter trip this time before the door opens, leading down a short hallway.  Delia nearly squeals with joy as she charges down the hallway.  Mercedes casually follows behind her until they reach the door.  Delia pulls a key ring out, opening the door just a crack.

Delia:  Are you ready?

Mercedes:  Ready as I'll ever be...

Mercedes brushes past Delia, opening the door all the way.  They walk inside, and stare around in amazement.  The walls are a deep salmon pink, with black and white furry seating in front of a large window.  They look around at the wall, showing off extra large posters of Veronica Taylor, Angelica, and Amanda Cortez.  This gives away the location to be the Mean Girls clubhouse.  Delia looks over a few paces to see the poster of Mercedes Vargas, painted up to look like a clown, with the phrase "uggo" written underneath.  Delia lets out a hearty chuckle, though Mercedes doesn't find the same charm to be involved.

Mercedes:  What maturity...

Delia:  Z'is is Veronica Taylor we're talking about.  Since she was a fat cow as a teenager, she is living out her adulthood as Regina George.

Delia studies the defaced poster of herself, bruises drawn onto her face, a couple of her teeth blacked out, and something that is supposed to be random French that spells out "I sont des cornichons sales"  Delia chuckles once more as she points to this.

Delia:  I "are" dirty pickles?  It's just sad really, but whatever helps z'em sleep at night, no?

Delia sets her purse down on the nearest black furry chair as she walks around, soaking in the beauty of the clubhouse.  It really had been too long since she had been here, so she was taking her time drinking it in.  She walks over to the large window overlooking Sunset Boulevard, sighing at the beauty of it all.  She turns around to see the defaced posters of Liz Smalls, Tessa Flannigan, and Mz. Holly Wood, giving her a brief memory of the old days, but it is a fleeting moment as Mercedes pulls out a bottle of champagne, popping the cork.  Without even looking for a glass, she takes a sip straight from the bottle.

Delia:  Ugh, rude much?

Delia scolds Mercedes who shrugs in response.  Delia shakes her head in disgust, before taking the bottle from Mercedes' hand.  She takes a large gulp, letting out a loud belch that almost startles Mercedes before making her laugh a bit.  Delia hands the bottle back as she covers her mouth in a faux showing of manners that is only momentary.

Delia:  Look, we didn't bring the camera with us for nos'ing.  Can we move z'is along, Mercy?

Mercedes:  Me?  You're the one procrastinating.

Delia:  Oh, whatever wi's you...

Delia turns to face the camera as she slowly backs up to the chair with her purse.  She collapses on the chair, making herself at home as she stretches out, finding the sweet spot in it.  Once satisfied, she brings her foot up onto the couch, letting the other dangle off of the side.

Delia:  Mean Girls clubhouse... it truly has been too long, darlings...  I wish I could say I love what you've done wi's z'e place, but unfortunately, Veronica Taylor lacks originality.  Z'at is what I brought to z'e Mean Girls.

Mercedes sits down in a nearby chair, taking another drink from the bottle before turning her attention to Delia.

Delia:  Wi'sout me, Mean Girls are just a hot mess.  Z'ey are nos'ing.  As I brought originality, Mercedes brought talent.  Somes'ing I learned greatly from.  Veronica brought ego, and Amanda brought... what did she bring?

Mercedes:  Besides the onslaught of the English language?

Delia:  Burn...

Delia licks her finger and reaches back toward Mercedes, making a sizzling sound with her mouth before slowly retracting it.

Delia:  Angelica brought... well, she brought z'e idea to rip off a movie z'at came out over ten years ago, and z'at is about all.  See, when z'e Mean Girls kicked Mercedes an myself out of z'e circle, z'ey lost anys'ing z'at set z'em apart from z'e stereotype.  Now, z'ey are just ditzy, bitchy models.  Nos'ing more.  Sales of Mean Girls merchandise took a serious nosedive while Jealous Janis merchandise spiked.  Do you see where I'm going wi's z'is?

Mercedes:  It's obvious.  People hate the Mean Girls.  They don't love to hate them, either.  They just generally despise them.

Delia:  Right?  We owe z'em s'anks, because z'ey basically rescued us from z'e sinking ship, no?

Delia waits for some kind of verbal response, while she can't see Mercedes nodding her head.  After a moment, Delia proceeds.

Delia:  Don't get me wrong.  Some habits die hard.  Z'ere is one s'ing I have missed most about being a Mean Girl.

Delia reaches into her purse, pulling out a pink bound book with ranson lettering on the cover, spelling out "Burn Book".  A wide, almost sadistic grin comes over her face as she waves the book around as if rubbing it in their faces.

Delia:  Z'at's right, bitches!  I took z'is wi's me when I was kicked out.  I looked at everys'ing I've put in z'is book since Angelica turned it over to me just over a year ago, and some of z'e s'ings I put in here are just... terrible.  I have been tempted to release my tensions into it, but no one seemed truly deserving of it.  Z'at is... until about a week and a half ago when s'ree cowards attacked me in z'e Bombshell Locker Room, breaking my middle finger.  Z'en, it became very clear what needed to be done.

Delia pulls out three photos from her purse, along with a pink sharpie marker and a purple glue stick.  She taps the photos on the Burn Book before lifting the first one up for the camera to see.

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She removes the cap from the glue stick and runs it across the back of the photo.  Using her one good hand, she gently presses the photo into the book before biting off the cap of the maker.  She spits it to her side as she begins scribbling next to the picture.  After a few seconds, she turns the book around to show the words "Dirty whore."

Delia:  Trust me, I know it is a basic insult, but she is a basic bitch, so she deserves no more.  And I mean, how fitting is it?  She sucked a dick to get me a contract wi's Sin City Wrestling.  She sucked a dick to get just about everys'ing she's ever gotten in SCW.  When I met her, she tried to sleep wi's me.  If anyone ever calls Amanda Cortez a whore, z'ey need to take a look at Angelica.  She sets z'e standard for whores across z'e world.  She likes to act like she is responsible for z'e Mean Girls being what z'ey were, but really, I made all of z'e important calls since I entered.  Angelica showed me a few basic moves, but it is only a small portion of what I learned during my time in wrestling.  I could beat her blindfolded, wi's bo's arms tied behind my back.  She is wors'less, so she is in like minded company.  While I could go on for hours about her, I won't bore everyone wi's minor details, which is her career in a nutshell.  I've got bigger fish to fry as z'ey say...

Delia looks to Mercedes who feigns a yawn, gently tapping at her lips before taking another sip from the champagne bottle.  Delia pulls up the next picture, slowly turning it around and waving it with a sweet smile on her face.

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Delia pastes it into the Burn Book slowly before picking the marker up once more.  She scribbles quickly onto the page before setting the marker down to turn the book around once more, revealing the word "Idiot" printed on the page.

Delia:  Amanda Cortez is a moron.  Z'is much is clear.  She says she is z'e best, and s'inks she can defeat me on any given day.  Hunty, I pinned you in z'e middle of z'e ring wi's more integrity z'an z'e majority of your matches since last December.  Z'e sad part is z'at Mercedes clobbered you wi's a chair before I pinned you.  Yet, it was still more honorable z'an any win you've gotten since joining z'e Mean Girls.

Mercedes:  She just couldn't stand the fact that you and I turned their tactics around on her, and it cost her the match.  Turnabout is fair play.

Delia:  Exactly, but you can't convince stupid.  Stupid believes what stupid is taught, and nos'ing can change it.  Amanda believes she is God's gift to wrestling, yet who has z'e Bombshell Tag Team Championships?  Is it her and Veronica?  No, it's Mercedes Vargas and Delia Darling.  Not because we had to cheat to win, but because we outwrestled you.  Z'at makes twice in two weeks, darling.  Call it a fluke win all you like, but facts are facts.

Delia props the book up against her chest as she leans back, almost seductively as if drifting off into thought.

Delia: See, a smart person would have followed me out of the Mean Girls locker room z'at day.  A smart person would have done what Mercedes did, because a smart person knows z'at Delia Darling...

Delia lifts one hand up high into the air, cupping her hand to show a plateau.

Delia:  ... is above...

Delia takes her hand that is in the cast, and she places it just a few inches above her stomach.

Delia:  ... Veronica Taylor.  It is as true as one plus one being equal to two.  Basic deduction should have told you z'at Veronica Taylor and her impulsive reactions would sink Mean Girls, and eventually cost you z'e tag titles.  But, z'e stupidity doesn't stop z'ere.  See, Mercedes and I decided to turn over a new leaf.  We decided we wanted to be better people, and we gave you a chance to walk away, and act as if us and Mean Girls had never been a s'ing.  What did you two do?  You came out and cost Mercedes her opportunity at z'e Bombshell Championship.  Z'e title z'at z'e watered down version of myself went on to win.  So, in essence, you cost her a Bombshell Championship reign.  You z'en went on to... *chuckles* to challenge me over Twitter.  Yeah, we saw how z'at turned out... but, we clearly stated z'at you could walk away from everys'ing wi's no reprecussions should you and Veronica play fair.  Of course, z'at was too much to ask, because you were flailing against me, and Veronica had no choice but to try to save you.  Too little, too late, I'm afraid.  But, z'e fact is z'at you ignored our second warning.

Delia looks down to her purse, trying to resist the opportunity to rub something into the faces of Veronica Taylor and Amanda Cortez, but she just can't.  She reaches into her purse and pulls out her half of the Bombshell Tag Team Championships, holding the leather strap up in the air for them to take in.

Delia:  We went on z'e very next week to take z'ese from you.  You were stupid enough to s'ink z'at we would not react.  You, of all people, should have known better, Mandy.  You have seen what I was capable of, and honestly, it was z'e only reason you joined Mean Girls to begin wi's.  You declared a war on us, and we responded in kind.  Sorry bout it...

Delia lets the belt linger in the bright sunlight for a moment longer before resting it on the arm of the chair, still very visible in the camera shot.  She takes the last photo, and anyone could guess who it is of.

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Delia quickly repeats the process of pasting the picture inside, and scribbling something into the book with the pink marker.  She holds it out for a second to admire her handiwork before smirking and turning the book around to show that she has written "Suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder... A Former Fatty".  Delia winks before setting the book down against her chest once more.  Mercedes snickers as she reads the message, and Delia continues on.

Delia:  Veronica Taylor is z'e first person to tell you what is wrong wi's you.  Unfortunately, she can't see her own flaws.  She goes on about how beautiful she is while putting os'ers down.  Z'ese are classic tell tale signs of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.  Since you are not smart enough to know what z'at means, Ronnie, allow me to explain.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder is characterized by a long-standing pattern of grandiosity, eis'er in fantasy or actual behavior, an overwhelming need for admiration, and usually a complete lack of empas'y toward os'ers. People wi's z'is disorder often believe z'ey are of primary importance in everybody’s life or to anyone z'ey meet.

Mercedes:  So, Veronica Taylor in a nutshell.  Cool, is her picture next to the definition?

Delia:  It is in z'e Burn Book...

Delia snickers as she reaches across to Mercedes, grabbing onto her hand in a showing of cohesiveness, and also to celebrate her small quip.  She returns her hand back to her lap as she continues on with her roast of Veronica Taylor.

Delia:  You see, Veronica... you like to believe z'e world revolves around you, because when you were younger, you were overweight.  You probably had pimples and coke bottle glasses, but since you burned all evidence of your ratchetness, z'is is merely speculation.  What has been confirmed is z'at you used to be a hefty girl, and were a victim of bullying in school.  See, normally I would feel sorry for someone who went s'rough such s'ings, but I do believe you have more z'an made up for z'is.  Z'ere is a reason nobody likes you, and it is because you have amplified what z'ose girls did to you in school by like... a million times.  As you liked to put it back when we were friends... You used to be ugly.  But now?  You're gorgeous, right?

Delia lets out a loud buzzing sound with her mouth, before shaking her head from side to side.  She gives a stern look to the camera as she continues on.

Delia:  Wrong, Ronnie.  You are z'e ugliest person I have ever met, honestly.  Don't get me wrong, you are pretty.  You have z'e most beautiful blue eyes.  Your skin is pretty flawless, somes'ing not even I can boast about since Twisted Sister ironed my face out like it was a pair of slacks.  You keep your hair looking on point, and sometimes I s'ink you wake up looking as if you've just come from a salon.  Your make up is perfection, always.  Your outfits... well, z'ey are no Delia Darling originals, but z'ey are always stylish and z'is season.  So, if all of z'is is true, z'en how can you be z'e ugliest person I've ever met.  Please, brace yourself, because I am about to drop an abstract concept on you, somes'ing you do not do well wi's...

Delia pauses, holding her arms out as if to help build the anticipation.  She gives a silent count down, nodding her head with each tick of the internal clock, until finally she drops her hands slowly as she proceeds.

Delia:  You are hideous on z'e inside.  You are a terrible person, and no amount of bullying or being raised by a mos'er who was just as terrible as you are could justify your actions.  Even when I was being a total bitch to anyone and everyone, I knew it was wrong, but for you?  It is like second nature to you.  You are disgusting, and you don't even know it.  Z'at is z'e only reason you have someone like Giani Di Luca, because he uses his own victim mentality to justify his douchebaggery.  You are a match made in heaven.

Delia pauses for a moment as she gets choked up on her words.  She doesn't want to go off on a tangent right now, so she stops herself, honing her train of thought and focusing on the timeline she has in her head.

Delia:  You know, when I decided to wrestle, it was because of you, Veronica.  You inspired me to learn to wrestle.  A little history lesson for people... I used to wrestle for New York Divas Wrestling.  It was z'e closest I could get to Sin City Wrestling wi's z'e roster cap at z'e time.  It was a short stint, and I wasn't nearly as good as I am now, but... I joined, because I wanted to tear Veronica Taylor down.  I wanted to destroy her bland modeling history in comparison to my own.  I wanted to take her down and rid z'e wrestling world of her.  It was really my one and only reason for joining wrestling.  But, after a sabbatical, and a few conversations wi's Angelica... s'ings turned out differently.  I built z'e dynasty known as z'e Mean Girls.  You can ask anyone, and z'ey will tell you z'e same s'ing.  I wanted to play nice so z'at we might continue our dominance, and soon, you just left my radar altoges'er

Delia lets her hand soar slowly through the air until it passes over her head and behind her.

Delia:  You were, and still are, nos'ing to me.  Nos'ing but a pest.  Mercy and I took your tag titles, z'e only s'ing keeping you important.  On Sunday, we're going to defeat you and keep z'em, so you will be forced to step it up and do somes'ing important, or you will fade into obscurity.  Z'at is not some arrogant, empty s'reat.  It is a fact z'at everyone knows.  Z'ere is no way in hell z'at you will defeat us.  Not wi's all of z'e chairs at ringside.  Not wi's all of z'e mirrors in z'e shiek's palace.  Not wi's every bottle of Veronica's Secret in z'e world.  We know your game better z'an anyone, and we will be prepared for all of it, and so much more.  So, do me a favor, Ronnie.  Get in z'at gym wi's Angelica, and train.  Train you little ass off.  Bring somes'ing we are not prepared for... an actual fight.  Z'en, and only z'en, will you two stand a chance against us and take back z'e titles.

Delia holds the title up one more.  She gently closes the Burn Book, setting it to the side.  She stands up from the chair, and she straightens out her dress prim and proper.  She ties the belt around her waist, giving a half twirl from left to right, and then right to left to show off the belt.  Mercedes puts her belt around her waist as the two raise their hands together, showing unity.  Delia picks up the Burn Book and her purse as they turn toward the door.  Delia stops, causing Mercedes to stop as well.  She slowly turns back to the camera, holding her finger up as if to say "and just one more thing..."

Delia:  ... If you need a little drive for your training, I s'ink I might be able to help you some...

Delia pulls the champagne bottle from Mercedes' hand, and she hurls it right at the poster of Veronica, causing it to warp a little, with shards of glass sticking out from it.  Mercedes gets a gleeful smile on her face.  However, Delia is not finished.  She walks over to the wall and rips Veronica and Amanda's posters off of the wall.  She crumbles them up and stomps viciously on them as she roars in fury.  Mercedes laughs almost maniacally as she knocks a vase off of a nearby table, shattering it.  Delia walks over to the memorial case of all of the Mean Girls accomplishments, and she dumps it over, causing it to shatter, spilling the contest over the floor.  Delia then grabs a large shard of glass from the ground and she walks over to the couches, stabbing them violently as she rips them apart.  Stuffing flies everywhere as Mercedes walks along the walls, knocking anything and everything in her path to the ground.  She comes to a table with an inactive champagne fountain, and she knocks it over, shattering all of the glasses in her wake.  Delia picks up a wooden chair and slams it into the wall, causing the legs to stick into it.  The chair hangs there, as Delia walks over to the trophy case on the ground.  She pulls the Burn Book out as well as a lighter.  She lights the Burn Book on fire and watches as it quickly catches flame.  She drops the book onto the broken trophy case.  Mercedes tosses something through the large glass door leading to the deck where there is a hot tub.  Delia walks to the remainder of the door, knocking it out as she walks through it.  She walks to the hot tub, and climbs the stairs.  Mercedes looks a little awkwardly at Delia, who drops her panties to the ground.

Mercedes:  I'm all for destruction, but...  Oh, god...

Delia:  Z'e posters!  Now!

Mercedes squints in confusion, but Delia's urgency prompts her to grab them.  She runs them out to Delia, still keeping her head turns.  Delia drops them into the inactive hot tub, squatting down as the camera quickly turns away.  However, the tickling sound that soon follows tells us exactly what she is doing.  It is a clear omen of what Delia plans to do to Veronica and Amanda at Into The Void IV.  As the tinkling tapers off, Mercedes shakes her head, pressing a button on the camera that causes the screen to slowly go black.
[*Fade*]

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Climax Control Archives / Step One
« on: May 28, 2015, 08:13:02 AM »
 "In order to overthrow or decapacitate an evil establishment, you cannot go in with guns blazing.  You cannot go in blinding.  In order to effectively dismantle, you must take certain calculated steps first." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. O.N.E. -- Step One: Take Away Their Relevance
LOCALE: Ras Banas, Egypt



The sweltering, humid heat off of the peninsula dipping into the Red Sea is enough to bring most to their knees, or at least to their undergarments.  Not former SCW World Bombshell and Bombshell Roulette Champions, Delia Darling and Mercedes Vargas, respectively.  As we pan along the edge of the beach, we see Delia and Mercedes marching along the bay with stiff postures, their hair tied up under hats as they come closer to the perspective point.  Approaching us, we notice that they are in full US Military fatigues, down to the combat boots.  Delia is carrying a board of some sort while Mercedes has some sort of lightweight metal contraption tucked under her left arm.  Delia comes to a stop just shy of the camera, causing Mercedes to march a half circle around her, turning to face the camera as well. She firmly shakes the metal contraption, causing it to pop out into some sort of stand.  She digs the three legs deep into the sand as Delia places the board onto it securely.

Delia:  HO!

Mercedes:  Um, Delia, we're dressed in Army fatigues, and... well, that's for the Royal Navy, not...

Delia:  Ugh, no... I was referring to Amanda Cortez, of course.  Anyway, Aten-HUT!

Both ladies straighten their posture up as they salute toward the camera, acting as if it were their superior officer for effect.

Delia:  At ease!

They slightly loosen their posture, as per the command, lowering their hands at their sides.  After a moment, Delia turns slightly, having made her point.  She pulls a baton from inside her jacket, flinging the pointing device to full extension.  She taps her foot for a moment until Mercedes takes a deep breath and turns to write a message along the board with a dry erase marker.

Delia:  Now, soldiers... Z'is is war.  No, not one of z'ose lame attempts made by z'e Bombshell locker room for z'e better part of 2014, but a real war...

Mercedes:  I know you're playing commander, but... may I offer you a little bit of advice, Deelz?

Delia:  Z'at is COMMANDER DARLING to you, maggot!  El oh el, sorry, I just had to.  Yes Officer Vargas, please feel free.

Mercedes gives Delia a glare that is part comedic, but also part threatening.  Delia smirks, winking at the closest thing to a best friend she has ever had.  Mercedes breaks her tense glare for a moment.

Mercedes:  You've mentioned to me that you don't understand why our fellow Bombshells enjoy hazing us, and all but mauling us like a pack of grizzly bears... It's comments such as "Not one of z'ose laaaaaaame attempts made by z'e Bombshell locker room... he he he"

Mercedes places her hand over her chest, doing an overly dramatic impression of Delia's French accent, while batting her eyelashes and rolling her eyes.  Delia places a hand on her hip, scoffing at this before flipping the air where her hair normally would be.

Mercedes:  Yeah, that's not going to make our case any better.

Delia:  It was supposed to be tough love.  You know, since I'm a stunningly beautiful Army Commander.

Delia smiles sweetly, taking note of Mercedes pinching the bridge of her nose as she sighs in exasperation.  Delia sighs as well, but coughs on the particles of sand that blow into her mouth.  She spits and sputters for a second, going as far as to gag on it before covering her mouth and bowing politely.

Delia:  I wish we could have done z'is inside of z'e military base of Ras Banas, but apparently you need moderate level military clearances, and American's aren't exactly favored by Egypt at z'e moment...  So, we settled on z'e beach just outside of said base.

Delia nods her head toward the structure to her side.  Off in the distance is a large naval port with a single ship at the docks.  The camera turns back to face the two formal Mean Girls, and Bombshell Tag Champion hopefuls.

Delia:  Now, we're not out here to mock z'e US Military, because z'at is not what we do.

Mercedes holds her index finger up with authority as she stares ahead at the camera, a look as serious as a heart attack upon her face.

Mercedes:  Not anymore!

Delia slowly turns her head at Mercedes, as it must be her turn to do the evil glare.  Mercedes shrugs her shoulders and mouths "Sorry, not sorry."  Delia slowly returns her stare to the camera.

Delia:  It is Memorial Day in z'e United States, so we were hoping to pay tribute to z'e troops who serve our wonderful country, putting z'eir lives on z'e line day in and day out.  America is z'e land of z'e free, and z'e home of z'e brave, according to our national ans'em.  But, it is not wis'out a cost, no?  It is z'e land of z'e free, BECAUSE of z'e brave.  Z'e men and women serving in all branches of z'e military protect us from evil tyrants.

Mercedes:  WE SHOULD ALL JUST STAB CAESAR!

Delia:  Precisely.  Exactly my point... well, sort of.

Delia raises the corner of her mouth as if to say "not even" before taking a stray strand of hair blowing in her face and tucking it behind her ear.

Delia:  As Mercedes has illustrated here, wi's a ras'er... disturbing image of Veronica Taylor, her head lying on z'e ground next to her body... We have devised a plan to take down z'e Mean Girls.  Z'is is our battle plan, Bombshells and fans alike.  You see, we've wisely chosen z'is set up for z'e promotional video because we view z'e Mean Girls as a group of tyrants, terrorists of z'e Bombshells division even.  Z'ey need to be taken down.  On a group based off of a stupid movie...

Mercedes:  It's honestly a future classic.

Delia:  Ugh, right?  Anyway, z'at is besides z'e point.  Z'e group is based off of a movie, and what no one was smart enough to pick up on beforehand... or maybe z'ey just never saw z'e movie?  Whatever z'e case is, z'ere was one weakness embedded in z'e group long before I ever joined.  Everys'ing has an Achilles Heel z'at will take it down.  Z'is metaphoric Achilles Heel comes right out of z'e movie.

Delia smiles almost wickedly as she reaches into her fatigues, pulling out a copy of the movie, though for copyright reasons, it is blurred out.  However, the iconic movie's cover of salmon pink, with four fabulous girls on the cover, is easy to spot to most.  She looks over to it, and her face twists into what can almost be considered a stink face.  She looks back to the camera.

Delia: I mean... it's not like it's even hidden.  It's a key plot point of z'e entire movie.  Janis Ian and Cady Heron, along wi's Damian Leigh... sort of... devised a plan to take down z'e Plastics.  What was z'e first step?

Delia pauses as Mercedes scribes the words "Cut off their resources" on the board, befor quickly drawing and amateur characature of the Bombshell Tag Team Championships.  Delia extends her baton to the board, running it slowly across the words as she begins speaking.

Delia:  Now, traditionally, we should get rid of z'e "man candy" el oh el, but nobody actually cares about Giani Di Luca. I mean, he was so 2013. And Amanda doesn't "do" men, so... We're going to improvise wi's an equally effective plan.  Anyway, our first plan of action is to take away z'e only s'ing z'at Veronica, Angelica, and Amanda have to hold over everyone's heads... Yes, z'e Bombshell Tag Team Championships.  It is z'eir only source of relevancy, z'eir only real resource besides Angelica blowing Mark Ward.

Mercedes looks at her in disgust over what was just said, though she can't argue the truth in it.  Delia looks back at her as if challenging her to argue the point.  When Mercedes remains quiet, Delia turns back to the camera.

Delia:  Unfortunately... once a ho, always a ho.  Sorry bout it, hunties...

Delia leans forward, cupping her hand around her mouth as she whispers.

Delia:  Trademarks of Delia Darling Enterprises, bitches...

With a wink, she removes her hand from her face and lets it rest back at her side, while using her other hand to tap against the board with her baton for emphasis.

Delia:  We can't remedy SCW of z'at disease, but we can take away z'e only tangible resource z'ey have, and we will do so on Sunday.  Mercy and I have experience as a tag team also.  Fortunately for us, our tag experience didn't involve feet on ropes, chairs, running around z'e ring to avoid beat downs, and so on.  And we took down top players.  Now, tag gold is somes'ing completely new to me, but Mercedes here has held z'ose belts twice.  You ladies might have experience in learning to avoid confrontation as a team, but we're experienced in getting legitimate wins as a team.  We know your games, so we'll be prepared for you.  I know you bo's like z'e back of my hand.

Delia looks at the back of her free hand for a moment, before rethinking her comparison.  Upon shrugging her shoulders, she moves on.

Delia:  I don't have to sit here and tear down your generic looks worn by any and all Fashion Week models, because it's so evident.  No, people aren't so vapid z'at z'ey don't already know z'at you couldn't come up wi's an original concept if your life depended on it.  Feel free to call me "ratchet" "busted" and "basic" all day long on Twitter, because I could care less.  My resume speaks for myself, and my originality far exceeds your own.  Unlike you, I am not all bark and no bite.  I bite first and bark later.

Delia bares her teeth as she snaps at the camera, Mercedes chuckling a bit afterward. Delia joins in, though her laugh seems just a bit more sinister.

Delia  And let's not forget your latest insult.  I "had to cheat to win"... How fucking ironic is Z'AT?!?  Z'e logic alone makes me laugh.  Let's touch briefly on z'e fact z'at Amanda and yourself... you s'ought she needed a chair to put me down, because, try wi's all her might, z'is bitch just would not stay down.  Z'e reason z'e chair was in z'e ring in z'e first place was because you, Veronica... you put it z'ere.  You z'en got up and distracted poor Holly while Amanda went to put me down.  If I wasn't a real s'reat, why would Mandy need a chair at all?

Delia runs her fingertips across her neck as if to say "enough of that", shaking her head in disappointment.

Delia:  Eh, no, z'e real paradox of z'e situation is z'at you have z'e nerve to point it out z'at Mercedes knocked Amandy out for trying to cheat.  In essence, yes, it was cheating on my part.  But, it happens when you fight fire wi's fire.  I mean, z'e amount of times I've scored a cheap victory is probably equal to z'e amount of times you've had a fair victory.

Mercedes:  That doesn't make sense considering what happened last night, Deelz.  That would mean they would have needed one clean victory to their name.

Delia:  I can't even right now wi's z'at one. I just can't.  My point is z'at playing dirty is in your repertoire, somes'ing I tried to move away from long ago to avoid complacency.  You use it as a crutch.  Try as you might, but we will be prepared next Sunday.  We know your game, and we are bitches on a mission.  Oh em gee, tag team name?

Mercedes:  No... just, no...

Delia nods her head quickly in understanding before looking back to the camera one last time.

Delia:  Okay... we'll work on z'at later.  Mandy, Ronnie... I would like you to do me one last favor.  For old times sake.  I would like for you two to polish z'ose belts up nicely.  I want you to be able to see your reflections in z'em.  Z'en, I want you ladies to put on your best lipstick.  Apply it generously.  Don't skimp...

Delia pushes her lips out almost seductively as she acts like she is holding a tube of lipstick between her fingers.  She runs it close to her lips in multiple circles before smacking her lips.

Delia:  You two will want to leave some sort of a mark on z'ose belts when you kiss z'em goodbye.  Z'en, I want you bo's to kiss our asses goodbye, because we will embarrass you so badly, you won't want to show your faces around SCW any longer.  All z'e shit you've been talking will be all for naught, coupled wi's z'e fact z'at we will bust your already fucked up mugs so badly, you will wish you had only gotten z'e *air quotes* Delia Darling Treatment, bitches.  See you Sunday, kiss kiss.

Mercedes hits a few free standing jabs to emphasize her words.

Mercedes:  Bang, bang...

Both ladies straighten their postures for a moment before Delia looks straight ahead into nothingness.

Delia:  Stand easy soldiers!

With this, both ladies completely relax their postures before they turn and promptly march out of the picture, leaving us to focus on the board ahead of us.  There are two more numbered spaces available, but both are left blank.  Slowly, the screen begins to go black.
[*Fade*]

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Climax Control Archives / Judas
« on: May 21, 2015, 08:22:49 AM »
 "Fear is not a weakness unless you allow it to be.  Fear will destroy you.  However, you can remain a burning ember, waiting to be snuffed out, or you can rise from these ashes like a beautiful phoenix." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. O.N.E. -- Judas
LOCALE: Paris, France


We come in to see a pair of black Louboutin heels with edgy spikes on the toes clicking against the cobblestone.  Each step is more and more demanding than the last as we leave the cobblestone to the cracked blacktop of historic Paris.  We move up the legs, covered mid calf in tasteful black sheer hose, moving up the milky flesh to a knee length tan khaki skirt, black corset, and white blouse.  Bouncing on the woman's shoulders is a large beauty queen hairstyle indicative of Delia Darling.  She lowers her sunglasses to peer around for a moment as she crosses the street, headed toward the park where she had spent much time in her younger years.  The luscious greenery is in bloom on this sunny spring day, and Delia seems to truly feel at home.  She walks along the path, passing housewives walking their dogs in their best fashions, showing off more than taking in the beauty of the day.  Delia walks around a bend on the path, looking at the flowing geyser fountain.  She watches the fountain for a moment as it seems to mentally wash away her normal demur facade.  A crack in the foundation is as evident as the crack in her black half mask, covering her scars sustained just a few short months ago.  She adjusts it nervously as she gulps.  This was real.  It was really happening.  As soon as this reality washes over her, a masculine hand gently grips her shoulder, causing her to jump.

"Ne craignez pas , ma chérie . Il n'y a que moi...

Delia looks down at the rippling of the fountain, unable to force herself to look into the face of the man standing behind her.  The brutishly charming man gently walks around her, his shaved head covered in a dark stubble that matching his five o'clock shadow nicely.  He flashes a meek smile at her, even though she still doesn't acknowledge him verbally.  He is wearing a white muscle shirt underneath a black and blue flame printed button up shirt, a humble cross hanging from a chain around his neck.  He places his hand under Delia's chin, lifting it slightly as he winds around to look into her eyes.  His dark eyes stare into hers for the slightest of seconds before she jerks her chin from his grasp.

"Ma petite... Maybe I should speak en Anglais to capture your attention, no?"

Delia closes her eyes, her jaw clinched tightly, though her anger is a very faulty cover for the fear bubbling within.  She takes a deep breath and looks into his eyes.

Delia:  Guillaume, I've come to listen, not to speak.  You've gotten my ear, now use it.

Guillaume looks a bit hurt by the way she speaks to him.  He leans in close to her, causing a small gasp to escape her mouth as she jumps back a few inches.  He holds his hands up in surrender as he takes a step backward.

Guillaume:  I do not wish to cause you... discomfort.  I just wanted z'e opportunity to show you how I've missed you... how much you have changed me.

Guillaume nods his head to assure her, but she has not quite taken to this notion.  He purses his lips as he takes a breath through his nose, as he pulls a long black velvet box from his pocket.

Guillaume:  I've gotten you a gift...

He holds the box out toward Delia with a hopeful smile on his face.  Her eyes lower to the box with contempt written across her face.  She narrows her eyes as she folds her arms across her chest in an almost defensive manner.  Guillaume sinks once more as he opens the box to reveal a white gold charm necklace, a pair of white gold angel wings in the center with the words "Mon ange" on them.  He removes the necklace from the box and holds it out for her to see it in the glory of the bursting sun.  He reaches over with his free hand to gently remove her blonde waves from her shoulders as he prepares to wrap the necklace around her neck.  She rips it from his hands, turns around, and tosses it into the fountain, much like a penny into the wishing well.  His heart practically sinks, and anger boils inside of him.

Delia:  You do not get to give me gifts, you fils'y swine!  Your charming lies do not affect me any longer, Gui.  

Guillaume:  Do you have an idea of how many euros z'at necklace cost?

Delia:  Perhaps you should have used it to buy yourself a clue!  I came here to listen to what you had to say, but under z'e condition z'at you not feed me your bullshit!  Clearly you cannot handle z'e terms, so you've made me waste twice as many euro on z'e trip here.  By my estimation, you still owe me.

Guillaume:  You act as if people cannot change, ma...

Delia's eyes flare up as she shoots daggers in his direction.

Delia:  I have not been yours for eight years now, so you do not get to call me "ma" anys'ing!  As a matter of fact, I have come to tell you z'at you no longer hold any power over me.  My days of fearing you are over, and z'at was z'e last emotion z'at ever belonged to you.  I have taken an interest in someone, and I wish to hopefully give z'em all of my emotions.

Guillaume:  When you said you had matters of z'e heart to attend to... you did not wish to get back toges'er?

Delia chuckles, though there is a hint nervousness still present in this.

Delia:  As much as I have hated and feared you, I never took back z'e piece of my heart I gave you nearly a decade ago.  I have been unable to move on.  Maybe it is z'at I have not wanted to move on?  Z'is has now changed.  I will no longer live in z'e shadow of... you.  Wea'ser it be wi's Johnny, or...

This time, it is Guillaume that chuckles.  Delia gives him an irritated questioning look.

Guillaume:  You are leaving me for some in-bred Yankee named "Johnny"?

Delia:  Z'e nerve of you!  A man who courted a girl fifteen years younger z'an him... a pedophile... dares talk of anos'er man's character in such a way?  Z'is proves you have not changed one bit, and z'at I am making z'e right call to leave you, fully.

Delia unfolds her arms as she turns to walk away.  Guillaume grabs onto her wrist, spinning her around as he attempts to pull her into his arms in a romantic display for the ages.  However, Delia rips her arm free and kicks him right in the crotch with her spiked heels.  He practically cries from the pain as he sinks down to one knee.  Adrenaline takes over Delia as she stares down at him.  Through the pain, he gives one final attempt.

Guillaume:  How to you expect people to believe you've changed when you cannot afford me z'e same?!

Delia glares at him for just a moment before she turns to walk away.  She looks straight ahead as if she is on a mission now.

Delia:  Because, unlike you... I actually have changed...

Delia pulls her phone from her pocket and goes through her contacts.  She lands on a picture of SCW's latest signee, Johnny Tsunami, and she presses the dial button.  She places the phone to her ear as she nervously fluffs her hair with her free hand, continuing to walk away as the scene winds down.
[*Fade]



"Be careful what you wish for, because it just might come true.  When you wish for the wrath of Delia Darling, it is not a dream, but a nightmare." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. T.W.O. -- You Want War...?
LOCALE: Cathedral of St. Vincent de Paul; Tunis, Tunisia



"Silver and Cold" by AFI begins playing through the speakers, against a totally black screen.  All other sound is drowned out as the screen fades into a foyer with double wooden doors to the left and right.  In the center is a fountain, lightly trickling water from a stone spout on the wall.  We pan around to see Delia walking through the doors.  She is wearing a black dress suit that looks as if she were attending a funeral, sheer black stockings tracing up her thighs to a short but classy skirt.  Her hair is black and done up in a side bun with a bonnet and veil that covers her face.  Her crimson red lips parting as she straightens out her skirt, walking toward the door to the right.  She walks through it, slowly removing her earbuds, causing the music to die down mostly.  She tucks the earbuds away as she turns to a stoup of holy water.  She dips her three inner fingers into it, signing the trinity before bowing her head, clasping her hands together.  She turns around to stare down the aisle at the row of black and red chairs, leading to the never ending line of pews.  Her eyes fall upon the altar, and the art surrounding it.  The sun shines through the vaulted ceiling, as the only true source of light.  The stone pillars leading down the sides of the room of worship seem to bring her closer and closer to the front without her even realizing it.  Before she knows it, she is at the edge of the altar.  In front of a thin wrought iron cross, she genuflects, bowing her head further before standing and turning toward a line of large wooden booths.  She walks over to one of them, entering the darkness.  She sits down on the bench, and opens a door that reveals a screen leading to another seemingly empty booth as the music fades out.

Delia:  Forgive me fas'er, for I have sinned.

Delia pauses as she looks over to the screen.  She reaches into her blouse slightly, pulling out her rosary beads, letting them slip between her fingers for a moment, waiting, only to go unanswered.

Delia:  Before z'is turns into a scene from Easy A, I assume I'm all alone in here... and it is perfectly fine.  I've always felt I have a deeper connection to z'e Lord in private.  I don't need some old man full of rhetoric to tell me you forgive me.  I just need to feel z'at you have...

Delia slowly removes her beads from around her neck, gently wrapping them around her hand in a very traditional manner.

Delia:  I have sinned against my fellow man... many times over z'e last year and a half.  I know violence and brutality is in my job description, but I've been... utterly contemptuous.  I was blind and ignorant to z'e fact. I just s'ought I was defending myself, when I was practically asking for it.  After a year of tormenting, and even encouraging a young man to commit suicide just to fit in wi's my supposed friends... I feel...

Delia purses her lips as her eyes lower to her hand.  She tries her best to fight it, but a deep sob escapes her lips as tears trickle down her chin.  She stumbles for a moment, but picks back up where she was.

Delia:  I feel ashamed of myself.  I've done so, so many despicable s'ings, I couldn't even begin to list z'em all here, but you know.  You know every detail.  I've come here because I seek forgiveness.

Delia sniffles and pulls a tissue from the inner pocket of her dress jacket.  She dabs at her eyes, adjusting her face just enough to ditch the stinging within her cheeks.

Delia:  I know I am supposed to admit to each s'ing I wish to be forgiven for, but unfortunately, I do not seek your forgiveness for my past actions.  I feel it defeats z'e purpose of confession to only go out and repeat z'e same actions.  No, z'is is but a mere promise z'at I shall come and seek repentance.  If I am going to sin, at least I shall use it to become a martyr.  You see, Mean Girls have declared a war on z'e Bombshell division, and z'e Bombshells have answered in a less z'an effective manner.  Being blinded by power, I couldn't see z'e serpants tightening around me, controlling me.  My eyes have opened...

Delia's eyes clinch as she takes a deep breath, pursing her lips.  As she opens her eyes back up, there is a look of anger and conviction.

Delia:  Mean Girls are as z'e girls in z'e locker room call z'em... a disease.  Unfortunately, you can't s'row random pills at an ailment and expect it to go away.  No, you can't hope for a miracle cure.  Sometimes, you have to cut into z'e matter and get to z'e root of z'e problem.  Consider me an x-ray to every broken inner workings of z'e Mean Girls.  Z'ey want war, and I will give it to z'em.  I will be part of a two woman army, and it starts on Sunday, it will all begin...

Delia's eyes lift slightly as she narrows them, looking right into the camera.

Delia:  Amanda Cortez has offered herself up as z'e hero to show Veronica her loyalty.  It shows bravery, and quite honestly, I am impressed.  Oops, sorry Lord... I shouldn't lie in church.  I'm mildly intrigued at best.  Amanda calls everybody and z'eir sister out on Twitter.  Unfortunately, she is but a fool.  She is z'e jester and she doesn't even realize it.  I used her own ignorance to pull her into z'e Mean Girls, so it is my job to take care of her.

Delia nods her head, sure of herself as she clinches the rosary beads between her fingers tightly.  She hisses in a deep breath of conviction before continuing.

Delia: I've created z'is monster, so I must be z'e one to defeat it.  I am z'e one who unleashed z'e Mean Girls on z'e world, but I am personally responsible for Amanda Cortez.  Hopefully by my taking her down, z'e girls in z'e locker room will see exactly how sorry I truly am for everys'ing I've done.  I know it is only z'e beginning, but one has to start somewhere, no?

Delia sighs as she loosens up a bit.  She rests her eyes on the beads between her fingers, gently sliding each bead between them as she pauses for a moment.

Delia:  Amanda is a pest.  She is a sickness, and I have no option but to put her down.  She is a walking pestulance, and I will not let her off z'e hook so easily.  She s'inks she will walk right over me wi'sout any problem, but do you know who else s'ought it would be so simple?  Misty... Necra Octavian Kaine... Amy Marshall... Roxi Johnson... practically every person I've faced over z'e last year and s'ree mon's.  Why should I expect z'e biggest idiot of Sin City Wrestling to be any different.  She reminds me of a Nicki Minaj song... "Starships"?  No... "Anaconda"?  Bitch please... I have her beat in z'e rear view, darling...  Why, isn't it obvious?  "Stupid Hoe"...  She could have accepted z'e mercy I was kind enough to grant her, being a good Cas'olic girl.  She could have just stepped aside when we decided to part ways, but no.  She couldn't do z'at, and it is why she has to be z'e dumbest Bombshell to ever grace z'e roster, and z'ey've employed Liz Smalls... sorry, Lizzy...

Delia bows her head in regret for having to go there, almost as if giving an immediate apology to Liz for this.  She then lifts her head to look back into the camera.

Delia:  Mercedes and I gave Veronica what she wanted.  We gave her control of Mean Girls.  We allowed her to take control of z'e ship to inevitably crash it into an iceberg and sink z'at it.  But neis'er of z'em could accept z'at.  Z'ey have taken one of my golden rules, targeting z'eir biggest competition to take z'em out.  Sadly, z'ey are way out of z'eir league on z'is one, because... Delia Darling? Mercedes Vargas?  Need I say more?

Delia lets out an arrogant laugh, though she quickly tries to stifle it by placing a hand over her mouth.  She quickly recomposes herself as she looks over toward the screen to her side.

Delia:  My point is z'at we bowed out gracefully, leaving z'em to have z'eir fun wi'sout taking part in it any longer.  Z'at wasn't enough as Veronica and Amanda decided z'ey wanted to take away my runway.  Z'e one I paid for?  Z'ey insist on using my taglines?  Enough is enough!  I can only turn z'e os'er cheek so many times.  I mean, I'm not Jesus...  Now, before Mercy and I really stick to z'is war, I am going to give Veronica and Amanda one last warning... "Back off bitches!"  Accept your defeat on Sunday, and maybe I can talk Mercy into calling it even.  But...

Delia holds her index finger up very pointedly as she glares into the camera, pausing silently for dramatic effect.  She purses her lips for a moment before licking at her bottom teeth, savoring the moment.

Delia:  But, if Veronica or Angelica so much as sticks z'eir nose into z'is match, it will go from a mere punishment, to all out attricion.  Amanda, I would advise you to spread z'e warning to your sisters, because if Veronica so much as sticks a finger inside of z'e ring to tickle me... it's going beyond, hunty...  Grow a pair of lady balls, Amanda, because you do not want to truly see my bad side.  It's all fun and games when you watch it happen to os'ers, but I assure... you will not be laughing.  Z'is is not some tickle fest as you might s'ink, Mandy.  Z'is is real.  Real anger.  Real violence.  Real betrayal.  It's like a Catfight Cocktail, a murderous moltov of bitchiness just waiting to explode.  See, you will bleed, Mandy.  Z'at is a guarantee.  However, you can accept it z'is once, or you can truly get on my bad side, and we can make it a regular s'ing.  You know I am good for my word, deep down.  I will leave z'e decision to you... meaning Veronica, since she s'inks for you.  Let's just hope she makes z'e right one, because it really would be a shame to see everys'ing I created go to a total waste...  Sorry bout it...

Delia smirks almost wickedly, letting out a slight chuckle as she neatly stands up from her seat.  She un folds her hands from over her lap as she stretches out.  She seems as if a weight has been lifted from her shoulders, despite not having a true confession.  She presses her hand against the wooden door, ready to leave before she gasps.

Delia:  How perfectly impolite of me... in z'e name of z'e Fas'er, of z'e Son, and of z'e Holy Spirit... Amen.

Delia signs the Trinity in correspondence with her words.  She does a polite curtsy before opening the door.  Light floods the once dimly lit confessional as she slowly exits.  As the door slams, we see a hand touch at the screen from the other side.  Peeking through the screen in confusion, there is a priest.

Man:  What... what is a hunty?

He slowly shakes his head as he ponders what has just taken place in his confessional booth.  He slowly retracts his hand from the screen, disappearing back into the shadows.  We pause for a moment inside of the confessional before the screen slowly goes back to black.
[*Fade*]

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Supercard Archives / DELIA DARLING vs TWISTED SISTER
« on: April 30, 2015, 07:43:42 AM »
 "In the blink of an eye, everything can change.  You might not realize it at that exact moment.  You might not see the wheels beginning to turn, but every action has an effect." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. O.N.E. -- Oh My GAWD!
LOCALE: Jose Maria Martin Carpena Arena - Malaga, Spain



There is a loud ringing of the ears along with the sound of a quickening heartbeat.  There are scarce sounds of fans cheering, but it sound much like it is coming from the other side of a very long tunnel, fading in and out along with the heartbeat.  After a few seconds, we see what appears to be hands parting from over out view.  We are met with an eyeful as we see Veronica Taylor and Amanda Cortez looking around as if they have no idea what to do.  Next up, we see Mercedes Vargas  shouting and nudging what appears to be the camera.  Her words go unheard, but the urgency is written all over her face.  We turn slightly, just enough to see Mad Maxxine kicking the holy hell out of Angelica.  The camera pans out slightly to see Delia Darling from behind.  She looks to the scene, and then to her Mean Girls sisters, as if she were just as clueless as they are.  She tries to speak, but it seems that nothing comes out as her jaw hangs open.  Her glossy pink lips shimmer in the light as she silently pleads with Maxxine to stop.  Her silent words are met as such as Maxxine continues to shout, hammering away at Angelica who looks up at Delia as if she has felt the deepest betrayal.  Delia reaches out to grab onto Maxxine's shoulder, but she narrowly misses.  Maxxine looks over to Veronica, Amanda, and Mercedes, shouting something.  Delia's hearing slowly returns, and Maxxine's words are finally heard.

Maxxine:  I only work for THIS STUCK UP BITCH! I WON'T take ANY of your SHIT!!! Are we FUCKING CLEAR?!?

Delia almost doesn't know how to respond to this.  Part of her is flattered, and feels safer than ever, but the other part of her realizes that her sisters might not feel the same sentiment as Delia in this situation, especially Angelica.  She looks at her sisters who are not writhing in agony on the ground, and as they nod in response to Maxxine, they slowly shoot daggers over at Delia.  This is when any sign of flattery has fallen from Delia's face.  Maxxine lays one final boot to the back of Angelica's head, crashing it against the ground, knocking her out cold.  Veronica, Amanda, and Mercedes wince a bit as Maxxine storms off in a huff.  Delia looks back at them, refusing to tuck her tail between her legs.  Another failed attempt at speaking causes the verbalization from her sisters.

Veronica:  What the hell was that, hunty?

Delia:  I, ummm...

Amanda:  That's seriously fucked up, Delia.  I feel it was a bit excessive.

Delia winces a bit, her stone-like structure starting to show some cracks.  She runs her hands through her blonde hair, brushing some of the colorful peacock feathers from it as she tries to come up with a response.

Veronica:  That psycho is supposed to protect you from other psychos?  That BITCH just laid out Angelica, my BEST friend!

Veronica, the normally even toned one of the group, looks as if she is on fire right now.  The Cubana side of her is shining through as she shakes in anger.  She leans down to check on Angelica, seeing that she's out cold.  A gentle touch is the only sign of mercy as she leans up and shoves Delia clear across the hall and into a wall.  Amanda quickly grabs onto her, holding her back.

Amanda:  Please calm down, Ronnie. I am sure she will be okay.

Veronica:  It... doesn't... MATTER!  That fugalicious jungle freak just knocked out my best friend while Ms. Darling practically cheered her on over there!

Delia is still stunned, to the point that she can't even argue the fact that she was frozen in fear.  Or, perhaps she didn't want to admit to that.  Either way, she just bows her head as Veronica tries to get out of Amanda's grip.

Veronica:  What should I expect from someone who has been trying to rule the Mean Girls since the day she joined?  She thinks she can do whatever she wants.  She thinks she can walk all over each and every one of us, using us to further her own agenda.  Well, that stops right now.  Delia, you can't sit with...

Mercedes:  I agree this is a messed up situation, but this seems a little extreme to me.  Shouldn't we calm our heads before making any decisions?

Delia:  Excuse me, Veronica, but I do not have to try to rule anys'ing.  Open your eyes, darling... I already do!

Veronica's jaw opens as she points to Delia, looking to Amanda and Mercedes, but before she can ask them if they are seeing this, Delia holds a hand up.  Her confidence has returned full on as she takes a step forward.  This time, Mercedes wraps her arms around Delia, holding her back, but her and Veronica come nose to nose and Delia lets out an arrogant chuckle.

Delia:  You do not have to ask if z'ey see anys'ing, because z'ey have eyes.  Z'ey signed on knowing I run z'e show.  Z'ey are not blinded by z'eir own arrogance as you are, darling.

Veronica:  Ohhh, I don't think s...

Delia:  Clearly, hunty, because if you were so concerned about working for me... z'en you would have stayed under whatever rock you disappeared under right before your best friend had her career ended because you weren't z'ere for her.  I have been ruling z'e show since I came to SCW.  If you don't like it, z'en I beseech you to step up and do a better job z'an I have done.

Veronica sneers, trying to wiggle free from Amanda's iron clad grip.  Delia holds her hands up in surrender and Mercedes lets her go.  She takes a step backward, laughing as not even Veronica can argue what Delia just said.  Delia places her hands on her hips as she looks directly at Veronica.

Delia:  But you cannot, because you lack vision.  Angelica was z'e face of z'e Mean Girls.  You have improved greatly under her, but you will never be on my level.  Now, I suggest you fall back in line like a good little soldier, or else.

Veronica:  Or... else... what?

Veronica glares right at Delia, pure contempt written all over her face.  If looks could kill, Delia would have been dead about ten times over by now.  Delia stares back, arrogance written across her face as she leaves Veronica to hang on her response for a moment.  She licks playfully at her bottom lip before she points down at Angelica, who is just now beginning to move on the ground.  She then narrows her eyes at Veronica.

Delia:  Or else, you wind up like our dearest Angelica.  Or perhaps worse.  I have not decided yet...

Delia gives a light, yet sinister giggle as she smiles sweetly to cover up the bitterness.  Veronica uses Amanda's shock to break free from her arms.  However, Veronica remains composed as she straightens out her blouse and skirt.  She looks back to Amanda, muttering something to her to assure her that she won't try anything.  Amanda nods and steps back, and Veronica tilts her head to the side, her eye twitching slightly as she sizes Delia up.

Veronica:  Do your worst, Delia.  Come on, I dare you.

Delia stares at her, her wicked smile growing as she watches the confidence in Veronica's eyes grow.  She almost commends it, but she wouldn't dare let it be known right now.  Instead she shrugs her shoulders, causing Veronica to laugh, turning around to look at Amanda, all while taunting Delia with her back wide open.  She practically shimmies away, looking to Amanda and Mercedes.

Veronica:  Come on ladies.  Let's leave the former Queen think about that for a minute.

Amanda reluctantly turns around to follow Veronica while Mercedes stands still.  She looks to Veronica and Amanda for a moment, and then over to Delia.  As the other two leave, Delia's arrogant glare fades to a look of pure worry.  She looks to Mercedes with an apologetic look on her face.

Delia:  I'm... I'm so sorry, Mercy.  I... I do not really s'ink I am z'e Queen of Mean.  She just, she knows how to get under my skin sometimes, and I've had enough of it.  You are friends to me, not subjects.

Mercedes:  I know, Delia.  It isn't our fault that you and I stand out above the rest.  Here, I know exactly what will cheer you up right now.

Mercedes walks closer to Delia, and she clears her throat, fully straightening her posture as she reaches into her jacket pocket.  She acts as she she has pulled something out, despite her hand being empty.  She takes a quick breath, exhaling it as she looks into Delia's eyes.

Mercedes:  I'm sorry that every other Mean Girl is so jealous of us.  We can't help that we're pretty and popular.

Mercedes does an airheaded style curtsy before she turns around.  Delia smirks as Mercedes falls directly into Delia's grasp as she hooks her arms under Mercedes.  Mercedes bounces back, wiping a few invisible beads of sweat from her forehead.

Mercedes:  For a minute there, I wasn't sure you would actually catch me.  You know, because you're such a bitch and all.

Delia scoffs playfully as Mercedes snickers.  Delia folds her arms across her chest, pretending to pout as she turns away.  She looks back with a sly smile on her face.

Delia:  If I got ass hurt every time someone called me a bitch, I'd be on suicide watch by now.

Delia turns back around, leaning against the wall she was just recently pushed into.  She looks at Mercedes, the worry still ever present in her eyes.

Delia:  So, how long until Angelica and Veronica forgive me and we go back to business as usual?

Mercedes closes one eye, trying her hardest to come up with an accurate prediction.  She turns and leans against the wall, next to Delia.  She, too, crosses her arms over her chest as she slowly looks over to Delia with a disappointed look on her face.

Mercedes:  It was pretty bad, Deelz.  I hate to say it, but even I agree that they have the right to be pissed off at you.  So... I would say it might be a while until things go back to normal with them.  I'll try to smooth things over though.

Delia turns to Mercedes, letting her arms fall loosely to her side as she is hit by Mercedes sentiment.

Delia:  Really?  You would do z'at for me?

Mercedes:  Of course I would.  We're sisters, in all of our Mean Girl-dom.  Besides, somebody needed to knock Angelica up a little.  I don't trust her, with those eyes...

Delia chuckles a bit as Mercedes looks down at Angelica stirring on the floor.  She leans in and cups her hand over her mouth as she whispers to Delia.

Mercedes:  Seriously, they're kind of creepy.  One is green, and the other is hazel.  It's just freaky.

Delia playfully smacks Mercedes shoulder as she tries to hold back her laughter.

Delia:  You bitch... stop it, she's right z'ere...

Mercedes:  I imagine her bell is still ringing courtesy of Maxxine.  Besides, it's more fun talking about people when they are right in front of you.  I find it therapuetic even.

Delia giggles as she looks down at Angelica who is gently pushing herself up to her hands and knees, shaking the cobwebs out as she stares at the floor, confused.  Delia purses her lips together, holding in the laughter as Mercedes places a hand on Delia's shoulder for a second.  Delia nods her head and begins walking off as Mercedes kneels down next to Angelica to check on her.  Delia turns the corner, looking around for Maxxine.

Delia:  Maxxine?  Maxxine??

She begins walking along, searching for her bodyguard.  She passes a cameraman who steadies his camera to catch Delia walking along.  She peeks inside of a room, not finding Maxxine.  She sighs as she walks along, pulling a feather from her hair.  She runs the feather along her arm out of boredom as she turns a corner, seeing the hallway empty.

Delia: Maxxine? Darling, where are you? Maxxiiiiiiiiiiiine?

She checks a few more rooms before entering the Bombshell locker room.  She hears the shower running as she continues to call out.  She walks inside and leans against the wall, deciding to wait for Maxxine to finish her shower, until the humming begins.  She looks caught off guard as her nostrils flare up.  The ringing returns to her ears, drowning out the demented nursery rhyme being hummed.  She turn and pulls open the shower curtain and anger fills her entirely.
[*Fade*]



"Expect the unexpected.  People will surprise you, especially when you doubt them. I've made a career of doing exactly that." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. T.W.O. -- I Hate Everything About You
LOCALE: Somewhere in Casablanca, Morocco



Darkness.  A black abyss that leaves the viewer wondering what could be lurking in the deepest, darkest of shadows.  We find ourselves waiting for something, anything, only to go moments in disappointment.  That is, until we hear the sound of metal rattling.  The sound is so light, an so vague, that it only proceeds to reignite our intrigue.  Once our curiosity is piqued, the sound fades into the abyss, leaving us empty once more.  In our disappointment, we almost don't hear the sound of shuffling.  Paper of some sort, scratching against one another before the light tapping of wood can be heard.  Second later, we hear a loud *SCRRRRRRRRRRRRATCH* followed by a failed spark of white that fizzles out just as quickly as it had appeared.

"Shit..."

The soft sound of Delia's voice trickles through the darkness, her French accent ever present.  After another second, the *SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRATCH* noise is met with a small flame that flickers on the tip of a match.  We can see the neatly manicured fingers pinching it tightly, and the silky smooth skin that leads down into the darkness.  As the match burns down slowly, we see a pair of lips as black as the shadows surrounding them, lean in closer, smirking.  A hearty chuckle resonates from the light traces of the nostrils above the lips, until the lips pucker up, as Delia gently blows out the match, shrouding us in darkness once more.

Delia:  You can't see me, for I am not me, you see?

The riddle is followed by a snorting laugh that trails off into the abyss.  Her light riddle is uncharacteristic of her, but nothing about her current situation aligns with her usual behavior.  Something has been off with Delia since Twisted Sister had burned her face, but until last week, she was in complete denial of this.  However, these changes have exposed a darker side of Delia.

Delia:  You see, I am not me, z'erefore, you cannot see me.  Are you following?

*Pause*

Delia:  Good.

We can hear the sound of high heels clicking against a hard, most likely concrete, surface.  *Click, clack, click, clack*  The sound echoes off of the walls, also very likely concrete by the sound of the acoustics.  After a second, we hear the metal sound once again.  It rattles as the footsteps come to a stop.  The rattling is almost rhythmic, music to our ears.

Delia:  I could go on a dreadfully boring rant about how I'm not weakened, how I am stronger z'an ever.  I could tell everyone z'at I will walk out of Mayhem in Morocco as z'e victor.  I could rip Twisted Sister to shreds, but... I'm not in z'e mood for it.  I'm feeling a bit more... fiesty.

A light chuckle preceeds the sound of the matches rattling before scratching upon the rough surface to ignite it once more.  The blackness continues to engulf everything but the fingers pinching the match.  However, it rises up slightly to catch a glimpse of Delia's eye, surrounded by a black feathered mask.  The flame dances in her eye, reflecting off of her dilated pupils as she watches it carefully and silently.  The flame shimmies down the match until it nips at Delia's fingertips, causing a light groan of pain, followed by the quick flick of the wrist that puts it out.  We see a momentary glow of the ember before it drops down out of our sight.

Delia:  First off, Twitter seems abuzz lately.  Apparently people see me as z'e underog of z'is encounter.  Who could blame z'em?  Shy of an occasional pink chair, or z'e swing of a pink baseball bat to Misty's skull, I have not much experience wi's weapons.  I am a professional wrestler, not some insane backyard wrestling reject.  I am, quite honestly, out of my league.

Delia pauses, tones of disappointment and humility present in her words, causing her to trail off at the end.  After the brief pause, Delia retrieves another match, lighting is quickly.  However, the flame dances upon the glass of a lantern.  She brings the match through the door of the lantern, carefully igniting the wick.  As the flame dances along the fresh white wick, it grows enough to see Delia standing in front of a work bench.  She is wearing a strange, morose dress made of satin, lace, and oversized black feathers.  Her dark locks are only known to our eyes by the gleam from the lantern.  Atop her head is what appears to be a taxidery vulture.  She looks down at the lantern as the flames once again dance in her eyes.  Her jaw is ajar as she becomes intrigued by the flame.

Delia:  Fortunately for me, I am also out of my mind.  A few screws are clearly loose upstairs, and I'm sure people have gas'ered as much by now.  I am not in z'e right frame of mind.

Delia's eyes finally part from the flame as she looks directly into the camera.  Something dark dances behind the flames reflection as she stares silently at each and every one of us.  Her dark lips come back together as she takes a deep breath through her nostrils.

Delia:  Who can blame me?  My entire world has crashed down upon me.  I was once z'e top haute couture model s'roughout z'e entire world, gracing magazine covers such as Vogue and Italian Vogue.  I lived on an airplane far more regularly z'an my own apartment.  I was hot shit, and trust me when I say z'at is very humbly stated.  I had it all.  I was a queen who was feared by all.  Only z'e craziest willingly stepped up to me.  Most hid behind a microphone or a computer screen, but never once confronted me to my face.  Z'ey knew it would be career suicide, because I had z'e looks.  I had z'e power.  I had everys'ing.  But most importantly, I had z'e talent to back up every word I ever spoke, and I've proved it time and time again, against heroes such as Roxi Johnson, Vixen, Misty, Odette Ryder... Any top name in z'e business, I have put down.  My confidence came from z'e power I commanded outside of z'e ring just as much as z'e power I commanded inside of it.

Delia's eyes narrow from behind her mask as she glares at us once more.  A wide range of emotions trickles through the normally demur Bombshell.  Anger, sadness, betrayal, fear, confusion.

Delia:  Z'at was taken away from me when Twisted Sister put a FUCKING IRON to my FUCKING FACE!!!

Delia leans forward, shrieking.  She has lost total control as she knocks a few items off of the tool bench she is standing in front of.  Delia sucks in shallow breaths through gritted teeth as she tries to calm herself down.  She picks up the lantern and then she holds it close against herself as she slowly sinks down to the floor.  She hovers over the lantern as it casts an eerie glow over half of her face.  She breathes in quick just short breaths as she slowly loosens her tense posture.  She leans a hand on the ground, ignoring the pain of the fallen nails that dig into the palm of her hand.  As it slowly scoots across the concrete floor, a trail of blood follows after it.  She shoots an angry glare back up toward the camera as it looks down upon her.

Delia:  She took everys'ing from me.  She ruined my life, she's a life ruiner!  Through all of the admittedly stupid s'ings I have done in my wrestling career, I should have suffered a career killing scar by z'e hands of Necra Octavian Kane, or Amy Marshall, or even Misty.  Perhaps my luck had run it's course, but I s'ought I was invincible getting past z'ose s'ree unscas'ed.  Twisted Sister found herself in my blind spot, and she exploited it.  Bravo to her.  She got me.  It might be a bit delayed, but she's humbled me.  Wis'out my exceptional good looks, my friends don't talk to me any longer.  Z'e Mean Girls hold meetings behind my back.  Z'ey pity me... Pity?  Me?  I'm Delia Darling.  I... I pity os'ers. I do not garner pity.  No.  No!

Delia snaps out of her momentary trance, once again consumed by anger as she shakes her head, talking to someone off in the distance, or so it would seem.  She continues to repeat the word "no" over and over again in different tones of urgency.  After a moment of this, she stops and looks back over to the camera, having calmed down once more.

Delia:  For z'e first time in a long time, people truly doubt me.  Z'ey aren't just saying it to make me angry.  Z'ey are saying it genuinely.  Z'ey truly mean it, and for some reason, z'ey even understate it.  No one actually believes I stand a chance.  Not my enemies, not z'e fans, my friends, or even myself for z'at matter.  You know, I was once in some midwestern city, like Cousinfucker, Missouri or somes'ing, and I heard a phrase z'at applies more now z'an ever.  I am up a shit creek wis'out a paddle.  No, it's true!  Z'is match is z'e end of my career.  It also puts z'e final nail in z'e coffin for any hope of one day returning to my modeling career.  I will fade into obscurity after z'is... I'm done, finished...

Delia stands up, a nail protruding lightly from her palm, just enough to make us shiver a little.  Like a stigmata, blood drips from the center of her hand as she raises the lantern, catching a glimpse of a series of chains hanging behind her.

Delia:  Don't mistake z'is admission of defeat to mean I am going to lie down and let Twisted Sister make me bitch du jour.  Oh fuck no...  I might be a few mon's late for z'is, but if I'm going to go out, I am going out just as I came in... in a blaze of glory.  My old friends might have left me in z'e dark, but it is exactly here z'at I discovered my new friends.  Friends who accept me as z'e tragically scarred woman z'at I am.  Z'ey do not discriminate me.  Would you like to meet z'em?

Delia has a sweet smile on her face as she gently nods, as if hearing us say we'd love to meet these people.  She gently turns around and looks at the chains before gently unhooking one.  She hugs onto it for a second before holding it up in the air.

Delia:  Making her offical debut is Charlize z'e Chain!  Say hi, Charlize...

Delia (High Pitched, muffled voice, as Charlize):  Hello darlings!  I cannot wait to meet each and every one of you bitches.  Especially Twisted Sister on Sunday!

Delia:  Oh *chuckle* z'e energy wi'sin z'is one...

Delia places a kiss to each side of where she imagines a face would be, right before hanging the chain back on the hook it was hanging from.  She holds the lantern out before placing her hand against her brow as she searches through narrowed eyes across the abyss.  Her expression softens up as she turns slightly to her right and begins walking through the shadows until she comes up to the next new friend.

Delia:  Barb Wire, z'e sharpest of my new friends, and is she ever tough.

Delia (gruff yet feminine, as Barb):  I am ready to cut a bitch, just for you Delia, darling.

Delia places her hand against her chest thoughtfully as she turns to look at the camera with a playful eye roll before waving a hand at "Barb".

Delia:  Darling, you make me blush so...  Loyal to z'e end.

Delia hugs onto it tightly, letting the barbs tear at the fabric of her dress.  Her bare arms feel the barbs tear at them lightly.  As she pulls back, the wire sticks to her arm in certain spots as the blood gently flows from the punctures.  She pulls them out methodically, holding onto the last bloody barb, studying it before dropping it.

Delia:  Ugh, so clingy...  But z'ere are plenty more, such as...

Delia motions over to a large orange and silver ladder that is set up to her right.  She looks at it in admiration before speaking her name.

Delia:  Lacey Ladders.  She stands at eighteen feet, wi's a maximum weight capacity of s'ree hundred pounds, so I know Twisted Sister couldn't climb her.  Sorry bout it...

Delia (deep, neandrethal style voice, as Lacey):  I will take you to new heights, Delia.

Delia even has to roll her eyes at this pun.  She pats it gently, letting her fingers linger on one of the rungs near the middle before she moves along.

Delia:  We also have, Batty Betty, Lexi Light Tube, Tarah z'e Table... ugh, she's more like a frenemy z'an a close friend, and Sally S'umbtacks, Beatrice Blowtorch, Glenda Glass, and my bestest friend of all...

Delia makes a full circle around the small room, filled to the brim with oh so many hardcore style weapons, until she comes back to the tool bench she started out at.  She sets the lantern down, and she picks something up from out of the faint shadow.  She holds it in her hand, bringing it closer to the light as she looks at it in awe, softly muttering the name.

Delia:  Sandy Staple Gun...

Delia (slightly higher pitched voice, as Sandy):  Oh come on darling, shall we get to z'e points?

Delia:  Darling, your tone seems ras'er pointed right now.  Save it for Sunday, bitch...

Delia winks and she holds the staple gun pointed out to her left, away from the camera.  She gives it a few squeezes, sending silver staples flying out with a loud *click* noise.  She smiles wickedly as she hears the sound.

Delia:  I am not selfish.  I intend to share every one of my new friends wi's you, Twisted Sister.  I want you to get to know z'em up close and oh so personal.  I want you to feel z'e many hugs and love taps as z'ey leave black and blue marks of z'eir undying friendship all across your skin, Twiz.  Your bodies coming toges'er as one, and all you must do to gain z'eir loyalty is shed some blood in z'eir name.

With that, Delia presses the staple gun to her arm, and without hesitation, she squeezes the trigger.  This is instantly followed by a loud, blood curdling scream that fades off into a whimper, and then a light, pained chuckle.  She looks down at the staple in her arm, and the evenly spaces trickles of blood on the otherwise clean arm, matching the blood on the other arm.  She hisses in pain before muttering that it will be alright.  She sets the gun down on the table next to the ladder and then leans against the table, every bit of crazy that had been plastered across her now gone, and replaced by a pain induced reality check.  However, the adrenaline is rushing through her veins now as she looks deep into the camera.

Delia:  Twiz, you might have impressed all of z'e Jealous Janis girls in z'e back.  You might have turned my friends away from me.  You might have ruined my flawless face. You may have rendered me FUBAR'd, but each of z'ese was a mistake.  You have broken me, yes... but you have also taken everys'ing away from me.  Congratulations, because you've left me wi's nos'ing left to lose.  A person who has hit rock bottom has no fear.  Wi's no fear comes no regrets.  You've turned me into somes'ing far more sinister z'an even yourself.  Even if I am out of my element, I have no fear of ruining my already flawed looks, so nos'ing... NOS'ING is off limits on Sunday!  If I'm going to hell, I'm going to drag you wi's me, bitch!  Z'at is not a s'reat, but a fucking promise!

Delia slams her bloodied palms against the table, shaking it as she roars at the camera.  She slams his palms a few more times before closing her eyes.  Her nostrils flare out as she takes a long, deep breath.  As she exhales it, she looks back to the camera with nothing but disdain etched across it.

Delia:  Sorry bout it...

Delia snatches the lantern off of the table by the handle.  She looks at it once more, only briefly, because she chucks it behind her.  It collides with Tarah the Table, and immediately it goes up in flames.  Delia turns on her heels, her black locks fanning out.  She walks past the table, the lacy edge of her dress catching the flame.  She walks along as the dress slowly goes ablaze, and as she goes, the flames catch something on the ground.  Delia walks toward a door, opening it as the room is left illuminated for a brief moment before closing behind her.  As it does, the camera slowly approaches the strange flame design on the ground, where a message is left.

3rd of May, 2015

The camera focuses on the message for a second longer as the sound of wood crackling in the fire is the only thing heard.  Slowly, blackness begins to overtake the screen once again.
[*Fade*]

8
Climax Control Archives / Step It Up Bitches!
« on: April 17, 2015, 09:38:01 AM »
 "Thinking outside of the box is not insanity.  Insanity is doing the same thing, over... and over... and over... and over again, and expecting different results." -Delia, darling if you must...


S.C.E.N.E. O.N.E. -- Step It Up Bitches
LOCALE: La Rollerie, Madrid, Spain



The streets of Madrid are alive in the very mild weather, the sun shines down upon the many tourists as they walk along the Calle de Atocha, taking in the beautiful spring day.  There is one man wearing a khaki colored floppy hat along with dark shades that reflect the brightness of the sun.  He is slender in build, but tall in stature.  He is extra clean shaven, almost unbelievably smooth appearing from the gleam on his face.  He is wearing a plain skyblue t-shirt and khaki shorts with black shell toe ADIDAS shoes.  No matter what time he is from, he is one giant fashion faux pas.  His black leather man bag doesn't do him any justice, but he looks no worse than many of those surrounding him.  He has his cell phone in his hand, looking down at it as he looks across the street.  He sees a white table with matching chairs in front of a large glass window that says "La Rollerie" in cute cursive lettering.  He double checks his phone, and then shrugs his shoulders as he jogs across the street at his earliest convenience.  He walks past the table, checking out a couple of women in sun hats.  They glance up at him, and share a friendly laugh as they admire him, despite his choice in clothing.  They speak in their native tongue, which practically goes over his head.  He places two fingers against his forehead, saluting them with a half smile before he walks into the door... literally.  He crashes against the glass, thudding backward.  This causes the girls to laugh a little louder as they return to their own conversation as if he'd disappeared into thin air.  The man rubs his forehead, shaking it off as he lifts the shades up to reveal a pair of snarky looking glasses.  He opens the door and enters inside of the bright, naturally lit cafe.  He looks around for a second before walking up to the counter.  He looks inside of the pastry display, debating for a moment.  A woman walks up to him on the other side of the counter, with a high pitched voice, she speaks with a light Spanish accent.

Woman:  Welcome to La Rollerie. What can I get for you this morning?

Man:  I...

Delia:  He'll take z'e lemon cupcake... and a ham and cheese toasted bagel.

Delia wraps around in front of him, looking him up and down to make sure she's made the right call.  Without even letting him respond, she turns to the woman and pulls out her wallet from her silver handbag.  She slides a few euros across the counter and the woman puts a smile on her face.

Man:  How...?

Delia:  What can I say?  I am so good wi's people...

The man snorts a bit with a light laugh, which causes Delia to sour immediately.  She grabs the cupcake from in front of him, and she takes a bite from it before placing it back down.  She licks at her lips to emphasize how delicious it is before rolls her eyes and spitting it into a napkin.

Man:  Well, that's just... rude?  It definitely wasn't nice.

Delia shrugs her shoulders as she disposes of the napkin in a waste basket before walking toward a set up steps with black wrought iron railing.  The man picks up his sandwich, leaving the partial cupcake in his wake.  He slowly follows after Delia who is seated at a small table next to the balcony area, with a bottle of Fiji water in front of her.  He pulls out the chair opposite of her and takes a seat, silent at first, waiting for Delia to speak.  When she doesn't, he sighs and places his bag on the table next to his sandwich.  He takes a second to drink in her beauty, her hair like deep, rich gold strands that seem to bob in a non-existent breeze, almost taking the attention away from her white half mask that covers her forehead and the left side of her face.  Her simple white sundress and pearls give a calming effect, despite this Bombshell's reputation.  Once he is able to break his trance, he clears his throat.

Man:  So, you are staying in Madrid?  Isn't the Sin City Wrestling show in Malaga?

Delia scoffs at this, as if to say she shouldn't even need to answer such a question with words.  For a second, she even wonders if he is being rhetorical, but ultimately settles on the fact that he is serious.  She doesn't peel her eyes off of the sidewalks outside, busy with pedestrians.

Man:  I certainly do hope you don't respond to all of my questions this way, otherwise it might make for a boring interview.

Delia:  Yes, well we get what we give, no?

Man:  Then give me something.  Make it so I don't regret ditching one of the biggest stories of my career to come to some small cafe in Madrid to talk to a condescending bitch.

Delia winks, forcing a sweet smile onto her face, but anyone who truly knows her, knows that wickedness is bubbling underneath her.  We hear a chair scoot heavily across the floor, and the man turns to the direction of the noise to see Mad Maxxine getting up from her seat.  She is in no mood for warnings today, but Delia waves her down as she turns to face the man for the first time since they've seated.

Delia:  Yes, z'e woman up front did not sound convincing when asking what you would like, was she...?  Look, z'ere is no story bigger z'an Delia Darling Candid.  You are like Doros'y Gale, getting a peek behind z'e curtain at z'e wizard.

Man:  So, what you're saying is that the big head you carry around is just an illusion, put up as a front to cover up the fact that you are a powerless coward with just a smidge more intelligence than most others?

Delia:  Ohhhh... Z'at is one trait I never would have expected from you.  Usually z'e gays are better dressed, especially in Europe.

He looks confused and insulted at the same time as he looks up at Delia, while messing around with a tape recorder.  He sets it on the center of the table, recording their conversation.

Man:  Sin City Wrestling, Delia Darling Interview, April 15th, 2015... No, I am not gay.  I think my last girlfriend can atest to that.

Delia:  How long ago was z'at?  Z'e second grade?  I don't s'ink your knowledge of cinema is a real panty dropper, darling.

Man:  Hey, hey, hey... I ask the questions here.  Just sit there and look like a cunt faced witch monster.

Delia's jaw drops open.  I mean, how could someone who looked like that talk to her this way?  She was used to it from the trailer trash in SCW, but this man was supposed to be a professional.  He had 300,000 plus followers on Twitter for his Independent Wrestling e-zine article alone.

Man:  Ha, I got you there.  You're really pretty.

Delia snaps out of her anger spell and smiles lightly as she looks over at him in appreciation.

Delia:  S'anks... I...

Man:  So you agree?  You think you're really pretty?

Delia:  No, I...

The man lets out a growling sort of laugh to enforce his sarcasm.  Delia thinks on it for a second before her face lightens up.  She points at him and nods her head to let him know she's picked up on his witty quote.  She reaches down and picks up her water bottle, taking a sip.  She purses her lips as she stares at this awkward, nerdy guy sitting across from her, trying to maintain the illusion, but it cracks just slightly as she smiles.  But, that could be from the very obvious spot of mayonaise and ham hanging from the corner of his mouth.

Delia:  Well, um... I have chosen to stay in Madrid for z'e week, because I have close friends who live here, back from my modeling days.  Wi's z'e mask, I... I don't do z'is any longer.  Luckily not all models are, as you elegantly put it, *air qotes* cunt faced witch monsters like myself... Some of z'em are just as beautiful on z'e inside as z'ey are on z'e outside.  Plus, it... it's only a two and a half hour ride on z'e train to Malaga, so it still works.

The man reaches down and picks up a napkin, wiping at the corner of his mouth.  He rids himself of the mayonaise, but somehow doesn't notice the large piece of ham still dangling there.  Delia licks at her lip to stop herself from saying anything.

Man:  Mmm, so your mask brings up a plethora of obvious questions.  How did it feel to see the end of your main source of income, your modeling gig?  How are you going to get revenge...

Delia:  We got revenge already.  I ruined her face pretty good.  You just can't tell because she was already like totally busted... El oh el.

Man:  See, if someone were to break my hands, ending my beloved career, I don't think I would be happy with just breaking their hands.  I would want to make their life a living hell.  Maybe I'm just a sadistic prick like that, but I would.  I would do everything in my power to bring them down to my level of misery.  I would let the flames of my vengeance flicker against their skin slowly.  I mean, I know you called her out last week, right?  But that seemed more like you were doing it to prove a point to the other Bombshells than it was to exact revenge.

Delia takes a breath to respond, but she can't really deny this, as much as she would like to.  She simply forces a momentary half smile onto her face before looking down to the condensation dripping from her bottled water.

Man:  Speaking of, you've got a match against Twisted Sister and her old tag team partner, Iron Maiden.  Give us the deets.

Delia:  Ugh, nobody says z'is anymore.  "Deets" makes me s'ink of cheap bug repellant.  As far as Dee Snider and Bruce Dickinson here, z'ey don't stand a chance.  I could choose any Mean Girl, and we would be victorious, even wi's one hand tied behind our backs.  I could take Angelica, and we could beat z'ese losers.  I mean, even Jessie Failed-Abortion Salco defeated her.  Jessie is like...

Delia leans in to whisper so that the recorder might not pick up what she's about to say, even though she knows it will.

Delia: ... half retarded.  No, not like "just kind of stupid" retarded, but like... "retarded" retarded.  I s'ink it had somes'ing to do wi's her bir's mos'ers attempt at trying to abort her wi's z'e saline solution.  I mean, yeah, it's quick and more humane, and much less scary z'an a coat hanger, but... obviously not as fail proof.  Not to be mean, but Jessie Salco is like z'e worst wrestler in history.  I was scared of her at first, but z'en Angelica told me z'at I was reading her win-loss record wrong.  I had it backwards...  Z'en I understood why everyone else laughed at her, and I felt bad for her, you know?  I mean, she's retarded, right?  Z'at is not right to make fun of z'e retarded.  I took a different approach, and I tried to be nice to her, but because I'm pretty and stuff?  She assumes I'm an airhead generic Barbie doll.  I mean, she's retarded right?  I tried to spell it out for her, because she's z'e kind of retarded who doesn't realize it.  She was a paycheck to her foster family, so she did not receive help to be less retarded.  Looking back, I do feel sorry for not making her understand in a nicer way, but...

Delia shrugs.  The man in front of her has his jaw gaped open, finally allowing the piece of ham to fall down to the plate.  His fingers are outstretched, and a light funk causes Delia to look underneath the table to see his shoe and sock off, and all of his toes curled up except for his big toe.

Man:  Wow, I've never heard someone call another person retarded so many times in one entire conversation, let alone like three minutes, as you just did.  What does that have to do with...

Delia:  Oh, right... You see, if someone as handicapped as Jessie Salco can defeat Twisted Sister, z'en I will have no trouble handling z'e pair of z'em.  Because she must be full retarded.  It's z'e only explanation how Half-Retarded Jessie Failed-Abortion Salco... her legal name by z's way... beat someone wi'sout a tag team partner to carry her on z'eir back, no?  Sometimes z'e simplest explanations are z'e only explanation, and Twisted Sister is as simple as z'ey come.  I can only assume her partner is no different.

Man: Well, the last time you assumed something, you wound up on your back for a three count, and you lost your Wolrd Bombshell Championship to Amy Marshall.

Delia:  Yes, a fluke proven when Raynin unseated her immediately.  Not to mention, she got by wi's a little help from my old friend, Holly Wood.  You certainly cannot be snowed like z'e rest of z'ese ladies.  If SCW knows what is best for z'em, Holly Wood will not be allowed near z'e ring for z'is match.

The man picks up the stray piece of ham, nibbling on it in a manner that almost makes Delia's stomach churn.  He swallows and then points out to her for emphasis.

Man:  Holly Wood.  Great topic.  Is she single?

Delia chuckles in a confused manner as the man stares at her curiously.  She tries to think of how to respond to this, but stumbles on her words.  The man looks a little disappointed as he lowers his eyes, and his finger.

Man:  Kidding.  If i was going to go for a drag queen, I'd go for one with a vagina such as yourself.

Delia:  Oh, in your dreams, darling!

Man:  The deepest, darkest, wettest ones... I assure.

He winks, having used one of Delia's catchphrases against her.  There is a blush tone to her cheek, but the coldness battles it bitterly.  Before she can retort, he lifts his gaze through those awful nerdy glasses.

Man:  Now, before I go too far off topic, fans of Sin City Wrestling are wondering about your match.  Iron Maiden is confirmed to be teaming with Twisted Sister, but people are flinging so many different theories around the web about who your partner will be.  Any official word on who you will be teaming with?

Delia:  Yes.  I will have a partner, even z'ough I feel I do not need one.  Mark Ward has been very kind to me lately, and he seems to s'ink z'at I need back up, so I will humor him z'is week wi's one.

Man: Ohhhh-kay?

Delia stares at him as if she is waiting for him to ask the next question.  For obvious reasons, he stalls.  Delia reads his body language, seeing he wants more, and she simply rolls her eyes.

Delia:  Must you journalist types always ruin z'e surprise of everys'ing?  I really wanted to shock everyone, but I've talked wi's Jessie Salco, and she will be by my side...

Man: ...

A series of dumbfounded noises escape his throat as Delia sighs, lowering her gaze.  He tries to find the words to express his utter shock and confusion, but the series of sounds continues to diversify.  Delia looks up and winks with a hearty, deep chuckle.

Delia:  Ohhhh, get serious man!  I am kidding.  If I wanted a handicap, I would have agreed to tie my hands behind my back or somesing...  She's mentally challenged for crying out loud!  I assure you z'at my partner will not hold me down.  All I will say is z'at she hyas proven her wor's to me, and we're close as sisters.

Man:  So, it's a Mean Girl?

Delia shrugs her shoulders, smirking as if to say such a thing goes without saying.

Man:  Is it Mercedes?  You two have a brief history of teaming together, and a successful one at that.  Or could it be Amanda Cortez?  Veronica Taylor?  Oh!  Will we be seeing the in-ring return of Angelica?

Delia:  You will have to wait and see just like everyone else, darling...  Rest assure z'at we will not disappoint.

Man:  That's not fair.  I travelled all the way to Spain to sit down with you, and you can't give me even just a little more than that?

Delia winks and shakes her head from side to side, pursing her lips.  She runs her fingers across her lip as if she were zipping them, locking them, and then throwing away the key.  The man sighs in frustration and then looks down to his notes.

Man:  Well, that's all I have for you today.  Is there anything else you would like to say?

Delia:  As a matter of fact, yes.  I enjoy giving people their fifteen minutes every now and z'en.  Just a few days ago, we heard yet anos'er declaration of war on z'e Mean Girls.  Ugh, yawn bitches...  How many times must we prove z'at we are better z'an any girl on z'e roster?  Shy of a single hiccup at Blaze of Glory, we have proven it over and over again.  We've proven we are z'e hardest working ladies in z'e business.

Man:  That seems a little biased, doesn't it, Ms. Darling?

Delia looks up, disgust in her eyes as she simply stares at him for a moment.  She licks her bottom lip for a second before placing her hands on the table.  She laces her fingers together and then leans in closer to the tape recorder.

Delia:  Does it?  Does it really?  Let me ask you somes'ing, assuming you pay close attention to Sin City Wrestling programming.  Name one Bombshell z'at shows up just about every week, taking little or no breaks.  Name one for me who makes z'eir presence felt, even when z'ey are not contractually obligated to show up.  Who held championships until, frankly, z'ey got bored of z'em and passed z'em along?  Who commands air time every week wi'sout fail?

Man:  Well...

Delia:  I can name four ladies who go above and beyond, week in, and week out.  Amanda Cortez, Veronica Taylor, Mercedes Vargas, and Delia Darling.  Some of our mes'ods might not be z'e most honest at times, but we've proven we are more z'an capable of winning cleanly.  Mark Ward knows we are money in his pocket.  He was quick to back us from z'e very beginning... well, z'e beginning z'at matters, when I relaunched Mean Girls.  He did so, because he sees our work es'ic, and any bitch z'at denies we work our asses off is obviously blinded by z'eir own failure to do so.  Sorry bout it.

Man:  Are you saying you ladies work harder than everyone else?

Delia slowly nods her head with an arrogant smirk on her face.

Delia:  It is exactly what I'm saying.  Now, you will hear me say z'is once, and only once.  Amy Marshall is z'e only current Bombshell who is not a Mean Girl who knows how to make her presence known.  It stung a little less knowing someone who is not lazy took my belt from me, albeit as unfair as it was.  I'd take z'at loss over a fluke loss to z'e likes of Jessie Salco or Raynin.  You see, it is people such as Mean Girls and Amy Marshall who saved a floundering division.  Wi's z'e loss of Odette Stevens and Vixen, z'e Bombshell Division was as dead as z'e New X-Tremes stable, and it was being kicked like z'e dead horse it was.  We looked around and we waited for people to step up and save it.  We went out of our way to spark a fire wi's every bombshell in SCW, and nobody gave a shit!  Not one single lady cared.  Not a fucking one!

Man:  You actually believe your stable saved the Bombshell Division?

Delia:  Take a look at z'e ratings.  Odette's fairweas'er dedication, and Misty obviously being worked to dea's carrying z'e division for two and a half years, it left only Vixen as z'e crown jewel.  She was supposed to lead people, but you can't lead a pack of retarded banshees on z'e rag wi's kindness.  We had one spark when Amy Marshall and myself had a feud.  She had fight in her.  We brought attention to z'e division.  When I was done wi's her, I set my sights on z'e top, and in a few short mon's I knocked Vixen off of her pedestal.  I led z'e division wi's an iron fist, and still... nos'ing!  We showed tough love, and if people weren't going to come after us, we would take it to z'em.  Champions who picked on z'e challengers was a refreshing change.  We even pulled talents in just because of how fucking fab and fierce we were, men and women.  We got SCW ranked on many indy rankings.  Girls like to see z'e worst in us, but z'ey should pay respect to z'e only fucking reason z'ey still have a job.  Z'ey should show respect to z'e ladies who put Bombshells back on z'e map, and in Main Event matches, instead of being a tits and ass division meant for piss breaks and wet dreams for teenage boys.  Deny it all you want ladies, but z'ose are z'e plain and simple facts.  Check your SCW history books.  Ask your bosses why we have not been fired.  It is not blowjobs and bareback bull rides.  Z'at is for you whores.  We do what we want because we are z'e reason z'e Bombshell Division exists any longer.  Instead of declaring pointless wars on us, do somes'ing z'at matters for a change.  Sorry, not sorry...

The man nods his head as his tape recorder clicks off.  He look shocked and mutters a curse under his breath.  Delia licks at the front of her teeth, feeling satisfied enough.  The man looks apologetically at Delia.

Man:  So sorry, Ms. Darling.  I guess I should have put in a fresh tape for this. I forgot how poignantly spoken you are.

Delia:  It's a talent... I do hope you don't make me appear to be too big of a bitch when you transfer z'at to writing.

Man:  No worse than you deserve, Ms. Darling.

Delia:  Ah-ha, touche.

Delia winks as she picks up her bottle of water, pressing it to her lips.  She takes a sip, refreshing herself.  She seems to catch a different sort of glimpse of the man, and she taps her chin for a moment in contemplation.

Delia:  You know... Cal, was it?  Have you ever tried pushing your hair back?

Delia reaches across the table, pushing his hat off, and feathering his hair back.  She giggles in a bit of a playful manner  as the scene comes to an end.
[*Fade*]

9
Climax Control Archives / Life Support
« on: March 20, 2015, 01:57:14 PM »
 The Fallout
Copenhagen, Denmark; Post Blaze of Glory IV
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The crowd is still roaring in approval after Delia Darling's first loss.  Yep, you heard it right.  She... lost!  I know it sounds impossible, but whatevs... The point is that she got pinned, and no longer has her title.  Obviously, she is furious.  After a wonderful rendition of the classic Steam song "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye", Delia might possibly have steam shooting out of her ears and nostrils.  As she walks backstage, she is met by the Mean Girls, headed by a hopeful Angelica, holding her arms out for a hug.  Instead, Delia shoves Angelica out of the way as she lets out an ear shattering shriek.  She knocks over a few lights set up near the entrance before ripping some cords off of the wall.  She whips them around wildly, barely missing her friends and a few stagehands.  Security comes shortly after her, making sure Delia keeps her distance from Amy, but now they are more concerned for SCW's equipment as Delia is going to town knocking things over while throwing her tantrum.

Delia:  No, no, no, no, NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!

Delia pays them no mind as she begins storming down the hallway.  She flips over the catering table, spilling punch and snacks all over the floor as she moves on, looking for more mayhem to unleash.  She walks right up to a stagehand and rips his clipboard from his hand.  She flings the papers behind her before beating the poor guy over the head with it.

Delia:  STUPID, STUPID, STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!

Security catches up to her and they grab onto her arms, holding her back as the poor geeky looking stagehand adjusts his glasses and stares at her wide-eyed.  Delia kicks her legs back, trying her best to kick the guards so that she can break free, but they are prepared in their stance.  She whips out of their grip and spin around as she huffs and puffs.

Delia:  Don't FUCKING touch me again, or I will have your BALLS on my mantle in a New York minute...

Security 1:  Ms. Darling, if you don't calm down, we're going to have no choice but to ask you to...

Delia:  I will NOT leave until I have been given back my property.  If you wish to go after a criminal, why don't you go after z'e woman z'at stole my title from me like two seconds ago?!

Security 2:  She defea...

As Delia's eyes go wide, and threats of more mayhem are silently made, Angelica steps between Delia and the security.  She gives them a sweet smile, something that is rarely seen from one of the founding members of the Mean Girls, and she holds a hand up as a sign of peace.  She turns to Delia and gently holds onto her shoulders.

Angelica:  We need to get you to the nurse to get those wounds taken care of.  If they aren't properly cleaned and exfoliated soon... they might...

Angelica looks around before holding a hand up in front of her mouth, so that any deaf person in the general vicinity wouldn't be able to read her lips.  She gets very secretive as she leans in against Delia's ear.

Angelica: ... scar...

As she pulls away, her face shows worry and disgust all at the same time.  The threat of a scar seems to catch Delia's attention and she does her best to bottle up her anger.  She bites onto her bottom lip as Angelica strikes while the iron is hot.  She walks with Delia down the hallway as Veronica is seen behind them.  She is clearly seething but trying her best to keep quiet with her boyfriend, Giani Di Luca, following closely behind her with his arm around her waist.  Amanda doesn't seem thrilled, but she's a bright sunshine day compared to her fellow stable mates.  Mercedes hides her anger the best as she follows closely behind, but there is a clear elephant in the room, and tensions are thick enough to cut with a knife.  As they reach the nurses station, Angelica opens the door and lets Delia in first.  The rest file in after her for support.

Giani:  Ey, you want me to wait outside er somethin'?

Angelica:  Ugh, it's not like they're going to give her a pap smear or something...

Veronica:  He's just trying to be nice.

Delia:  Yes, well z'at would be a first, no?

Mercedes:  Unless you count the time he was pretending to be nice, only to turn on Equinox...

Amanda:  Who?

Angelica:  As if it even matters!  Giani, get us some waters or something...

Giani's eyes widen as he simply laughs at this request.  Angelica takes a step forward as he folds his arms over his chest.

Giani:  Whadda I look like, ya slave?  I ain't tucking my balls to my ass and puttin' couch cushions in a bra.  I ain't in ya posse.

Angelica:  Well I don't want to see your busted face right now, kay?

Veronica:  Angie, I suggest you back off.  You act like you're the one who got robbed out there tonight.

Angelica:  No, I'm acting like I lost... wait, I'm not acting, because I did lose.  Four fricken times!  Every time you losers lose a fucking match...

Delia:  EEEEEEEEEEEEEENOUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!

Delia growls, letting it linger in a dominant tone.  She rubs her temples as she begins doing breathing exercises to calm herself quickly.  After a second, with all eyes on her, she stands up and walks over to the door.  She opens it and motions for everyone to leave.  Mercedes kindly obliges, with Amanda contemplating trying to stay behind with her closest friend in the Mean Girls.  However, the look on Delia's face says otherwise.  Angelica taps her foot as she looks at Delia.  However, Delia doesn't budge, nodding her head as if to let Angelica know that this is also for her.  They engage in a stare down for a moment before Angelica flips her hair.

Angelica:  Whatever...

Angelica scoffs and then she walks out of the room.  Veronica gives Angelica time to walk out as the two have had their first ever almost argument.  She starts to walk out, but Delia holds her arm out for a second.

Delia:  You and I have not always seen eye to eye... but out of everyone in z'is room... I s'ink you and I are on z'e exact same level... Let's talk later...

A wicked smile comes over Veronica's face, cutting through the annoyed expression that was there mere seconds ago.  She nods her head and then reaches her hand back for Giani's.  He doesn't take it right away, but when he does, he brings her hand up to his lips, kissing it softly, bringing a bit of a blush to Veronica's face.

Giani:  Babe, gimme a second in here.  I'll be right out.

Veronica:  Just come on.  I don't think Delia wants to be bothered right now.

Giani:  It ain't nothin' bad, I promise.

Veronica nods as Delia places her hands on her hips, giving Veronica  glare that begs her to have him follow her out.  However, she walks out of the room and closes the door behind her.  Delia rolls her eyes and walks across the room, sitting down on the medical bed.  She laces her fingers together as she refuses to look at Giani.  Giani, however, walks closer to Delia, standing in front of her as if beckoning for her to look up at him.

Giani:  It ain't the end of the world, dollface...

Delia:  It's just some stupid piece of leather and gold z'at never matched a single outfit I've ever created.  It's hideous... but it's mine.  It's like z'e time I lost my six's favorite earring.  It sucks, but I will live.

Giani nods his head as Delia's scornful eyes search past Giani, beyond the door, as if she were trying to visualize hurting someone.  A good bet would be Veronica, for not pulling Giani out of the room, but at this point, almost anyone would do.  Giani turns and sits down on the bed next to Delia, keeping a safe distance from the natural brunette.

Giani:  It's aw'right.  I been there before, Deelz.  I know what ya goin' thr...

Giani goes to place a friendly hand on Delia's shoulder, but she immediately deflects it, brushing it aside as annoyance comes back over her face.  She twitches as if to tell him to never touch her again.

Delia:  You know nos'ing, Giani.  You never went over one year wi'sout being defeated.  You never held a title for six mon's.  When you did lose your belt, you lost it properly.  I was robbed by a jealous he-bitch who, as you so delicately stated earlier, tucks his balls to his ass, who wears stuff from like four seasons ago.  Ugh, does she even realize stripes make her look fat?

Giani isn't quite sure how to respond to the latter portion of that as his eyes widen slightly.  He tries not to be too obvious, but his jaw hanging slightly ajar gives him away as Delia shakes her head, returning to her cold demeanor.

Giani:  I know we ain't never been friends.  I mean, I checked out ya ass a couple times back in the day, but that's about as friendly as we ever got.

Delia:  I am not, and will never be some piece of... meat, which you can drool over.

Giani:  That ain't my point here, Deelz.  Look, believe it or not, I fell for ya friend.  V is my... how do I say this without soundin' like a fa....

Delia jabs him in the stomach, cutting him off.  He brushes it off, but takes note of the gesture.

Giani:  I care about Veronica.  A lot.  What's important to her, is important to me.  You girls is what's important to her.  Not just the branding, but you as people. That kinda means I gotta give a damn about ya's too.

Delia:  Oh please... save z'e bullshit for when Ronnie is in here.  At least z'en, it might have some sort of effect...

Giani:  It ain't bullshit.  If it was just about the sex, I wouldn't put myself out there for her the way I do.  I wouldn't-uh put my career on hold to support her.  Do ya know what I left behind for her?  Everythin' I did since before my return to SCW, was for her.

Delia sneers as she shakes her head.  She is clearly holding something back, which is a new experience for her.  She looks down, and he senses exactly what she's thinking.  However, he does his best to veer back onto the original topic.

Giani:  Look, the point is that you might be doin' a good job of bottlin' up that anger inside.  I mean, after ya took out half of the backstage area... but I ain't buyin' that ya suddenly calmed down.

Delia places her hands on her knees, gently rubbing them out of necessity to keep them occupied.  She keeps her eyes focused on the floor for a second before looking up with a shockingly sweet expression on her face.

Delia:  No.  I'm fine.  Injustices happen every day.  Mean Girls will be finished, and z'e Bombshell division will return to shit.  It's okay, we've had a great run...

Delia chuckles kindly as she reaches up and places a hand on Giani's face.  Her kindness almost comes as a shock.  Giani pulls away, giving her an odd expression, not sure if she is coming onto him.

Giani:  Uhhhhmmm...

Delia retracts her hand and rolls her eyes.

Delia:  Don't flatter yourself, darling... Despite what everyone keeps saying, I am not a whore.  I am not a slut.  But, none of it will matter, because I'm sure I will be moving along to anos'er company.  I can have a new set of women shouting z'e same boring, inaccurate insults at me.  It will be great.

Giani:  Ya gonna give up because ya lost?  That's retarded, dawg...

Delia:  Well, I am taking a page out of your book.  Having a stronghold on a title.  Oh, but z'ere is a difference.  Delia Darling does not crawl back.  Once I am gone, z'ese bitches can s'row a big fucking party...

Giani shakes his head, as if he hadn't picked up the insult on him.  He folds his arms across his muscular chest.

Giani:  Nope.

Delia:  Ummm, nobody tells Delia Darling "no" and gets away wi's it.

Giani:  Well I just did.  Ya not goin' nowhere.  I won't let ya make the same mistakes I made.  I won't let ya give those two bit, disease infested, leaky-crotched, fish-market smellin' bitches the satisfaction of ending you.

Delia abruptly shrugs her shoulders and looks toward the door, waiting for the nurse to finally come in.  She sighs loudly and rubs her forehead, causing some of the dried blood to flake off, causing the wound to reopen.

Delia:  Well, you can give z'ese little speeches, your pas'etic excuse of a pep talk, and for what reason?  Because now z'at you no longer have your buddies to back you up, you need your girlfriend to do it instead?

Before Giani can respond, Delia holds a hand up in his face. If he wanted her trust, he was going to have to work a lot harder than this to earn it.  She studies his eyes, focusing on the few specks that look like amber shards, but it is as if she is reading his soul.

Delia: I don't trust you, Giani.  Someone once called you a snake... and it's true...

Giani: Right, because ya Mother Theresa, right?

Delia:  I am far from it.  I am a sinner, amongst sinners... but z'e difference between you and I, is z'at I am honest wi's myself.  I don't talk myself into wanting somes'ing one minute, and totally disregarding it wis'in z'e next.  You are fickle, weak-minded.  You seek out what benefits you at z'e moment.  No friends to have your back.  No one who trusts you wi's z'eir life.   Z'e one shred of decency wis'in me z'at stops me from slapping sense into Veronica to ditch you before she becomes z'e next Dixie Waters... is because it is a cold and lonely life you live.

Giani:  Coming from the Ice Queen herself, eh?

Delia chuckles and brings her hand to her messy hair, pushing the chestnut locks from her face as she studies the building anger within Giani's face.  It is almost as if she is feeding off of it.  She sighs and looks over toward the door.

Delia:  And my point is proven.  We have nos'ing furs'er to discuss, Mr. Di Luca.  But, if it helps, I will tell Veronica you cheered me up so she will fuck your brains out tonight.  She needs z'e release, I'm sure...

Giani:  You gotta be...

Delia:  YOU... can go now, Giani.  Just like your wrestling career... you are finished.

Giani glares at Delia in a sour expression.  He clinches his jaw, but before he can respond, the door opens and the nurse walks in, looking completely flustered.

Nurse:  I'm sorry Ms. Darling, it's been a hectic night.  Your friends told me you may need stitches?

The nurse sees the tension and holds her clipboard down at her side.  Giani quickly stands up and walks over toward the door.  He takes one look back at Delia, who simply responds with a gentle wave of her hand, and a convincingly sweet smile as she sees Veronica peeking from around the corner.  Giani narrows his eyes at Delia, but makes the wise decision to turn and walk out of the room.  He closes the door behind him as the darkness overtakes the screen.
[*Fade*]


Life Support
Rechts der Isar Hospital in Munich, Germany; 19th of March, 2015


We quickly scan the outside of a block style building of white, with black frames around the windows.  The sidewalk is lined with Volkswagen vehicles galore, as well as a few emergency vehicles.  However, today, we are focused on one Volkswagen Passat, in a sleek and elegant silver tone.  The door opens, and a single black heel steps out onto the pavement, with proper black sheer hose leading up to a pleated black skirt.  The other long leg swings out of the car, showing a quick glimpse of a tasteful silver charm anklet with the letters "M" and "G".  As the female slowly exits the vehicle, her face is blocked out by a bouquet of red roses, and baby's breath sprigs fluttering in the light breeze.  Leading up to this is a fancy black blazer with white and black floral print lapels leading up to the neck line, with a tasteful white blouse underneath.  The woman has dark hair in big waves, done up beauty queen style.  She places the keys into the pocket of her blazer as she reaches her neatly manicured nails into the car to retrieve her hand bag.  She turns her wrist slightly to get a look at the time before putting a move on it.  Her heels click against the pavement as she walks up to the building, bypassing the first cube structure and on to the next one with a red arrow pointing, and the words "Notaufnahme" and a red cross.  She walks through the automatic doors where she spots a nurse.  Without seeing her face, we see her lean in to whisper to a nurse.  The nurse nods her head as she leads the woman back toward a set of doors.  They weave through triage and toward the numbered rooms.  Once we reach number 7, the nurse opens the door, giving a nod toward the woman who mutters.

"Danke schoen, fräulein..."

As she turns, we see it is none other than... Mercedes Vargas?  She walks over toward the temporary bed, where a table sits, and she places the bouquet down.  She sits down on the edge of the bed as she looks down at Delia, who looks as if she's seen much better days.  Delia is wearing a mint green hospital gown, with tubes sticking out of her arms, and wires connected all over her body.  However, the most notable "accessory" to her ensemble is a breathing mask that is wrapped around her jaw.  Her brunette locks give a solemn tone to the scene as they are matted to her head.  There are visible cuts on her face, even more than the last time we saw her.  Mercedes purses her lips angrily as she reaches down and brushes a few locks of hair from Delia's face.

Mercedes:  Those bitches...

The low toned words come out with a slight sharpness to them, filled with about a thousand metaphorical subtitles to express the anger, hurt, sadness, and everything else she was feeling at that point in time.  However, there is only one emotion that is strong enough to stop this momentary war within, and it takes over within a second of silence.

Mercedes:  Those bitches!  How is it that they are able to get away with this?  They practically got away with murder.  Is there some unwritten rule that says killing is okay if it is against the Mean Girls?  First Necra, and now....

Mercedes closes her eyes tightly as she begins to rub her temples.  She breathes in sharp breaths through her nostrils as she tries to keep herself calm.  She shakes her head as she can't believe she's sitting in this position, again!

Mercedes:  People don't die when being robbed of their possessions, but when they are robbed of their lives... No, I won't stand for this any longer.  Murder is not okay!  It's not!

Mercedes looks down at Delia.  Most would see a subdued demon lying there, but to Mercedes, it is like watching an angel being slowly drained of it's essence.  She fights back what appears to be a tear as she  gulps.  In the hopes that Delia is still able to hear her, she does her best to keep her emotions in check, to stay strong for her friend.

Mercedes:  Who do you think you are?  What gives you the right to murder, pillage, and destroy?  Oh, that's right.  You write us off as morons who have no business inside of the ring.  You call us cheaters, liars, harlots, and just about every other name under the God given sun.  Because you don't like us, it's okay to pick us off one by one?  If that were the case, there would not be a Bombshell Division.  It would have become the Mean Girls division.  But we have something that you don't have, ladies.  And I use that term in the loosest of ways, sort of like Jessie Salco's disgusting band tees with puke stains from Headbanger Harry in the circle pit... or Amy Marshall's vagi... no.  No, I'm not going to stoop that low, even though I want to so badly right now...

Mercedes clinches her fists together as she tries her best to remain classy, despite the hard times she's had over the last few weeks.  She turns away from Delia, because the sight of her in this state seems to make Mercedes want to go ape shit in two seconds flat.  She looks up at the ceiling instead.

Mercedes:  We are clearly the victims here.  We stood by while we were robbed of our titles.  We turned our heads while people defamed every single accomplishment we've made over the last year.  We have class, which is something you ladies will never have.  And now, because of you...

Mercedes doesn't even look to Delia as she points at Delia with her scarlet nail.  Her hand shakes with anger, despite how hard she fights to maintain her composure.

Mercedes:  Call it what you will, but I'm done standing by and letting you lie to yourselves, ladies.  This is murder.  This isn't some honorable crusade like you're making it out to be.  It's bullying at it's finest.  It's jealousy.  No... that is not completely true... Do you know what it really is, ladies?  Oh, don't hurt your tiny little minds too badly trying to come up with and answer, because after a dramatic pause, I'm going to tell you...

Mercedes keeps true to her word, closing her eyes as she retracts her hand.  She looks right in the direction of the camera, letting us study the perfect make up that covers her face, flawless in its execution.  After she is satisfied with her pause, her fiery Latina eyes burst open, with the cruelest of intent before she slams the dagger into the heart of the matter.

Mercedes:  It is fear.  Plain and simple.  My friends, no, my sisters, are too kind to sugar coat it by labeling it as jealousy.  Jealousy is when you call a girl a slut behind her back because you wish you had her top, or her Jimmy Choo's, or her slender thighs.  Fear is the number one motivator for murder.  Fear causes otherwise decent human beings to do things they never thought they were capable of doing.  Greed is another, but you ladies aren't smart enough to be greedy.  This is fear, pure and primal, and...

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Mercedes is caught off guard as the machine next to Delia goes off, signifying that her heart as stopped.  Mercedes looks back at Delia, her face draining of any color as she shakes her head.  She walks over to the door, ready to call for help, but they don't come fast enough.  The machine goes off louder and louder, ringing through Mercedes' ears.  She looks around the room and finds something that doesn't belong there... a difibrillator.  She flicks the switch on and places the pads together.  Hoping that she doesn't botch it up, she says a soft prayer to herself in her native tongue before placing the paddles to Delia's chest.  Delia's body jolts, but the beeping still continues.  Mercedes tries it once more, but still nothing more than a violent jolt of Delia's body.  Hoping the third time is the charm, she goes to try it once more, when Delia's hand reaches up and grips onto Mercedes' wrist.  Mercedes drops the pads as relief overtakes her face.

Delia:  Alright, I s'ink we've taken z'is analogy to z'e limits, don't you darling?

Mercedes:  Well, I do find electrocuting you to be strangely theraputic...

Delia clears her throat as she slowly stands up from the bed.  She picks up the pads of the difibrillator and places them to her temples, showing them to be but a mere prop.  The camera turns to show that this was an elaborate set in an abandoned wing of the hospital.  Delia and Mercedes both look pleased with their acting skills, but the purpose behind it is much greater, and it is not like Delia to not address such matters for herself.  She pulls the face mask off of herself so that she can be heard more clearly.  The loud beeping stops now as Delia looks back down to the bed, where "Mean Girls" is spray painted onto the sheet.  Delia places the oxygen mask between the "n" and the "G", as if she imagined this is where the face of this metaphorical person would be.  She turns back to the camera in all of her raw, untouched glory.

Delia:  You see, people have been celebrating for two solid weeks now, and I've heard many times over z'at z'e Mean Girls are on life support.

Delia waves her hand with panache, as if she were a certified hand model, showing off the life support devices surrounding the bed.  She looks over to Mercedes, and the two share a sinister glare as if plotting something big.  Delia gives a half smirk as she slowly turns back to the camera.

Delia:  I've heard it more z'an once.  As a matter of fact, I have heard it so much z'at I... I almost believe it.  I mean, we did lose z'e top two female titles in SCW at Blaze of Glory, no?

Mercedes:  Indeed we did.  It was a...

Delia:  A travesty?  No, it was much more z'an z'is, Mercy, darling.  It was, as you said, first degree murder of z'e Bombshell Division.  It was meant to demoralize us, but z'ese short-sighted fools didn't not realize one s'ing... When you take out z'e heart of somes'ing, z'e rest dies wis'in minutes.  Z'e Bombshell Division was hanging on by a s'read called Misty for far too long.  She could not handle z'e pressure, and z'e division was clearly falling apart.  Enter one Delia Darling, a woman of refined taste, and not some overplayed dark, dead girl or some heavy metal bullshit.  Not some "Punk Whore", but a real lady.  Somes'ing z'at SCW had only one of at z'is time.

Delia winks over at Mercedes who smirks and winks back at her while turning her head to fake blushing.  Delia shrugs her shoulders before turning back to the camera once more.

Delia:  SCW was, and still is littered wi's psychos, ingrates, over used and poorly executed gimmicks z'at are a dime a dozen, s'ree for a quarter.  One might even say z'e model gimmick is overdone, but z'ere is only one Delia Darling.  Z'ere is only one Mercedes Vargas.  Z'ere is only one Veronica Taylor, only one Amanda Cortez, and only one Angelica.  Better yet, z'ere is only one collective Mean Girls, and like it or not, we saved SCW's Bomshell Division.  Os'er z'an Misty, what Bombshell had ever Main Evented more z'an 90% of z'e male roster, hm?  Was it... Jessie Salco?  Was it Amy Marshall?  Roxi Johnson?  Kittie? Brandi Shotze?  Dare I even say... Odette Ryder?  No, it was us.  S'e Mean Girls.  I, alone,  have been in four times as many Main Events in my one year here, z'an Amy Marshall and jessie Salco combined in all of your tenure in SCW.  If you don't believe me, look it up.  I implore you.

Delia folds her arms across her chest, giving a momentary break for anyone watching to do a little research... or throw whatever they have in their hand at the screen and shout obscenities.  Once she is reasonably satisfied with the amount of time wasted, she continues.

Delia:  Paint it any way you ladies wish.  Make a name for yourselves by trying to destroy z'e Mean Girls name.  It's okay, it's z'e latest trend, and probably z'e only one you would ever stand a snowballs chance in hell to ever pull off.  If we didn't have your asses to kick, z'en people wouldn't see how dominant we were over z'e last year.  We've done our part, but you still deny us.  It's okay.  Z'e world has seen what we're capable of.  But, how quickly did we get z'ose titles around our waists, Mercy?  As a collective unit?

Mercedes:  Six weeks...

Delia: SIX WEEKS!  Six weeks after we decided we even wanted to hold z'em, we had z'em in our grasps.  You can say we cheated to get z'em, but z'e two of us?

Delia points quickly between herself and Mercedes to emphasize the obvious.

Delia:  We won z'ose titles fairly.  Look back at z'e replays.  Fair and square.  Now, some of our retentions might have been a little... ethically questionable... but if you are going to point z'e finger at me, Jessie Salco, take a look at your side, and see z'e woman who made a career out of cheating when she came here.  Look at z'e woman who asked for a title match against Gos'ika, hearing z'at she was having trouble making it to bookings, and fighting a minor injury.  Z'at move is as cheap as her eyeliner, hunty.  Don't you dare bite z'e hand z'at feeds you, Jessie.  Pass z'e note along to all of your friends, Amy, Roxi, Keira... We're war veterans now, so we know how to play z'is out.  We might have had a slip up at Blaze of Glory, but we won't let z'at deter us from maintaining dominance in SCW.  We are dangerous wi's z'e titles, but when we are wi'sout z'em?  We're fucking les'al...

Delia points her index and middle finger at the camera, aiming them as if they were a loaded gun, and her words were the spark to send the bullet through the camera, shredding the minds of every person who thought for even a second that the Mean Girls were dead now.  She brings her fingers to her lips and blows on them softly, as if blowing the smoke off of them.

Delia:  Now, z'is is not just a response video to z'e claims z'at Mean Girls are a dying breed... We have a *air quotes* match on Climax Control.  Z'e internet knows who will win, but for z'e sake of humoring people, let's discuss, Shall we?

Delia gives a nod to the camera as she steps forward, ready to get intimate with her thoughts.

Delia: Jessie... what can I say about you?  Many s'ings... If you were to go into a hygeine contest wi's a bum, you would lose.  If you were to go into a beauty pageant wi's a pile of dog shit... you would lose.  If you were to compete against a paraplegic in an ass kicking match... you would lose.  If you were to enter an intellectual decas'alon wi's a mentally challenged mute... you would?  Hm?  Lose!  And do you know why?  No, of course you don't... it is because you, darling, are a loser.  No, I'm not s'rowing some generic insult your way.  I am being honest wi's you.  You lose, constantly.  Z'e fact z'at you defeated Twisted Sister only speaks to how terrible she is.  She won't last anos'er mon's in z'is company.  But you?  You are SCW's Bombshell Jobber.  You win in tag team matches where your partners carry you to victory, unless z'ey are not quick enough to stop you from getting your ass kicked like z'e semi-finals of z'e Blast From z'e Past II tournament...

Delia covers her mouth, acting as if she had a slip of the tongue as she gasps.  A soft chuckle escapes from behind her lips as Mercedes playfully smacks her arm as if to tell her to cut it out.

Delia:  Oops, sorry bout it.  No, not really.  I've kicked your ass more times z'an I can count, and Mercedes has done z'e same.  Z'at is because we are winners, Jessie, darling.  Just as you sometimes slip up and win a match from time to time, we have slip ups too.  Well, one to date for me, but still... You're shit.  Shit in z'e ring.  Shit backstage.  Shit in your every day life.  You're just bad... and z'e only reason you are Main Eventing z'is match is because z'ey needed anos'er name to put next to Amy's for when Mercy and I kick her ass for stealing my title.  Don't shoot z'e messanger, darling.  It is simply facts...

Delia yawns, clearly bored of talking about Jessie.  She sighs as she looks down to her waist.  The title is no longer there, but the memories of that cruel night still linger freshly in her mind.  A hint of anger washes over her, but quickly disappears.

Delia:  Allow me for one moment, to talk about how closely knit z'e Mean Girls are.  Z'ere is not a word to describe our bond more accurantly z'an to say we are sisters, but even z'is seems to not do our bond justice.  We have each os'ers back always.  For example, Mercedes and I could have taken each os'er on in September of last year when she nearly defeated Vixen for z'e title.  If I were z'e jealous type, I could have sabotaged her.  I did not.  I was at ringside, cheering her on, helping her to her feet, and... well... you know. I wanted her to have a chance to hold z'e belt I eventually made famous.  We support each os'er, and we've proved it time and time again.  We're... sisters, best friends, heterosexual life mates.  We are bonded by our trust and admiration of one anos'er.

Delia reaches over and takes hold of Mercedes' hand for a second.  She squeezes it gently as Mercedes swings their hands back and forth.

Delia:  I am honored to tag wi's Mercedes once more.  If we had better opponents, I might even call it a dream match...

Delia lets go of Mercedes' hand and looks as if she has gone off on a tangent.  She  gasps and then brushes her hair from her face.

Delia:  I have a point, I assure... You see, Mean Girls have proven we can be trusted.  Amy, I can tell you from experience z'at being a champion can be very lonely.  I was fortunate enough to have friends who were trusted enough to not have to worry, but you?  I mean, you've done a lot of s'ings to people backstage in your time here.  Z'e ones you haven't, still see z'e target on your back.  You formed z'is cute little ensemble wi's Jessie a few mon's ago, z'e Metal and Punk Connection... oh em gee, z'at does not roll off z'e tongue like at all... Horrible, but anyway... Your questionable team has been toges'er a short time, wi's two short lived title reigns to your terrible name.  What makes you s'ink you can trust Jessie?

Delia tilts her head to the side slowly as she holds her hands out at her sides, waiting for an answer before responding to what she expects Amy would say.

Delia:  I'm being nice here... What kind of legendary Bombshell, and first to hold z'e World Bombshell, champion would I be if I didn't impart some wisdom to you, and trust me when I say you need it, hunty.  If you honestly believe you can trust Jessie, z'en I hate to tell you z'at your title reign will be even shorter z'an eis'er of your Bombshell Tag reigns...  Sorry bout it.  Just make sure you keep your eyes on all sides of z'e ring, because if Jessie doesn't screw you over z'e way you screwed over Karina Koji, z'en Mercedes and I will be present to knock you z'e fuck out.  My advice is z'e extent of my kindness toward you, Amy.

Mercedes:  Are you done talking about our next victims?  Say what you came here to say so that we can do something better with our time...

Delia shoots a momentary evil glare to Mercedes, but this fades quickly as she clears her throat.

Delia:  Es ist nun , dass die Mean Girls erfüllen ihren Untergang ... aber sie werden steigen, stärker als zuvor!  And true that is... You see, maybe people were right when z'ey said z'e Mean Girls were doomed.  Maybe z'ey are truly dead.  Perhaps we have met our demise.  But, as the phoenix, we will rise from z'e ashes of defeat, and we will be stronger z'an ever!  Amy and Jessie are not z'e only ones who need to watch z'eir backs.  Every one of you bitches should, because just as Amy has a target on her back, each and every one of you have a bright pink bullseye on yours...

Delia looks over to Mercedes, who nods her head before stepping up to the camera.

Mercedes:  Sorry... not sorry.

Delia and Mercedes high five as Delia pulls off the tubes sticking out of her arms.  The blood that comes out shows that they were truly in her skin rather than just adhered to her skin for effect.  She removes some of the wires as well as her hospital gown, revealing a short black skirt with stockings, and a Mean Girls t-shirt.  Mercedes sheds her blazer, opening the blouse to reveal the same shirt.  Delia kicks off the hospital slippers and gets into her Alexander McQueen's, pulling a blonde wig off of a nearby table.  She quickly slides it on as she picks up a handbag, and the two ladies walk off of the set, laughing together.
[*Fade*]

10
Supercard Archives / DELIA DARLING (c) vs AMY MARSHALL
« on: March 02, 2015, 10:14:14 AM »
 Balls!
Stockholm, Sweden; 22nd February, 2015



Blah, blah, blah... boring, pointless words.  Blah, blah, blah... Oh, Delia's name is mentioned.  Blah, blah, blah... more boring, pointless words.  Blah, blah, blah... something about Delia's next victim.  Blah, blah, blah, reach into some cheap Bingo bucket to pull out a name.  I think something about a midget?  Either way, more pointless words.  Delia just wants to leave to get back around people who don't smell like canned herring and clinical depression.  She looks back down to her phone, because the text from her agent, Declan Krause, was far more important.  It was about a modeling gig, something Delia hadn't been a part of in quite some time.  She has a gig taking place in about a week and a half, and it was taking place in Copenhagen.  How perfect!  These other girls didn't need to see her smile, because this was saved for the cameras.  She acts uninterested as she responds to her text.  However, before she can get too far along with the response, she feels Christian nudge her in the side.  She shoots him an evil glare as he prompts her to pick again.  Inside of her head, she wants to say so much more.

"Z'e midget was my pick.  Why should I have to pick again? I've beaten most of z'ese girls already...   ugh whatever... It's not like I'm going to lose any time soon anyway..."

Delia snickers to herself as she reaches back into the bag to pull out Amy Marshall's name.  While she seems rather uninterested, Delia has a mixture of emotions brewing on the inside.  There is disgust, because... um, Amy Marshall!  Duh!  There is confidence, because... Amy Marshall!!  There was also this feeling that the string of basics Delia would have to defeat to keep her title was nearly endless, hopeless even, because... need I repeat it?  What the hell, AMY MARSHALL!!!

Delia shows the ball to Christian who goes on with some more boring words.  Whatever, Delia didn't care.  Her Mean Girls were all champions, except their manager, Angelica.  None of them were in the room, so she had no reason to pay attention to anything going on from here on out.  She returns her attention to the phone, as most of the room erupts into cheers.  Delia rolls her eyes, scoffing at this notion as she finalizes her text.  She presses send and prepares to move on to more important business.  She finds a text waiting for her from the man she was sponsoring in ASW, Owen James.  She smiles sweetly and genuinely as she taps away at her phone.  She finishes and goes to press send when Amy Marshall knocks Delia's phone right out of her hand!  Right?  How disrespectful.  The phone is clearly ruined now, and not only because Amy Marshall touched it either.  The screen is totally cracked!  Amy makes some kind of snide remark to the WORLD Bombshell Champion, but Delia doesn't even care right now.  She flips her hair over her shoulder and looks to the midget woman in front of her.

Delia:  Pick it up...

Miss Minnie looks at Delia with a bit of confusion on her face as she places both hands on her hips.

Miss Minnie:  I do not work for you, Ms. Darling.

Delia licks at her bottom lip as she tries to be nice and ignore this.  She's so nice.  I mean, because she tried not to go off like any rational person would do.  Of course it didn't work, but it's the thought that counts, right?  Wait, let's hope not...

Delia:  Yeah, well you work for my boss, right?

Miss Minnie nods her head.  Meanwhile, Delia glares over at Amy who has walked off, proud of herself for what she's done, because destruction of someone's personal property is "so cool", right?  Ugh, how basic of her.  Anyway, Delia looks back to Miss Minnie and narrows her eyes.

Delia:  Okay, so you work for z'e guy who pays me for selling out every show I appear on, right?

Miss Minnie:  Well, I don't think that's the best way to...

Delia:  Right?!

Delia's sharp tone and intimidating posture causes Miss Minnie to nod her head quickly.  Delia nods her head and closes her eyes as if she is trying to think of a more modest way to say what she's thinking.  She can't, so she shoots straight.

Delia:  So, you work for z'e man who benefits from my girls and I?  Z'e one who would be bankrupt if Mean Girls were to walk out on z'e company?  Yeah... so, basically, you do work for me.  Pick it up...

Miss Minnie glares up at Delia angrily.  She looks down to the phone and then back to Delia, shaking her head in the negative.  Delia gasps at this disrespect.  I mean, it's totally disrespectful for someone of her stature and social standing to refuse to help someone like her, right?

Delia:  Ugh!  You're closer to z'e ground z'an I am!  Pick it up before I pick YOU up and drop you in z'e trash can!

Miss Minnie sees Delia's eyes widen, and the seriousness in her tone.  Delia gives a silent three count before she reaches for Miss Minnie.  This is when Christian Underwood steps in.

Christian:  Is there a problem here, ladies?

Delia:  Uh, yeah... Z'is one has attitude, and she's refusing to pick up my phone z'at is right in front of her.  She's a *whispers* little person... and she is much closer to it z'an I am.  Do you see z'e problem?

Christian rubs his chin, deep in thought for all of two seconds.  He surveys the situation carefully before nudging the phone closer to Delia with his foot.

Christian:  Now it's closer to you.  Problem solved.

Delia:  Ugh!  She's still closer to it because she barely has to bend over to pick it up.  I shouldn't have to bend over or else I'll walk like...

Delia gives Christian a wicked look, while feigning innocence and ignorance.  She covers her mouth with her neatly manicured hand and gasps.  Christian smirks and tilts his head to the side as he folds his arms across his chest.

Christian:  Do continue.  I'm hanging on your every word here, Miss Darling.

Delia:  You and everyone else in, like, z'e world!  No, don't flatter yourself.  I would never care to compare myself to you.

Christian:  I thought I saw your name at the forefront of this years international LGBT support committee.

Delia:  Well, you see... most of you gays are fabulous.  I love fabulous people.  I fully support z'em.  However, you?  You are NOT fabulous.  Sorry bout it.  Now, if you would please have Honey I Shrunk the Assistant pick up my phone so I can go see my girls, and you can... do whatever it is z'at you do?

Christian gives it some serious thought, but ultimately he shakes his head.  He and Miss Minnie walk toward the door, leaving Delia inside of the locker room alone.  She reaches down and sweeps up her broken phone angrily as she growls.  After a few seconds, she turns around to see Mercedes, Veronica, Amanda, and Angelica walking through the door, looking a little confused.

Mercedes:  Why was everyone cheering?  We heard this loud commotion, and then Amy Marshall walked out of the room.  Did she get fired?

Amanda:  Is she pregnant too?

Veronica:  Oh, hunty, those guts are so rotted, it would be a miracle if she could conceive.

Angelica:  She can't even conceive a half-way intelligent thought, hunty...

Delia sighs as she realizes her phone had also fallen into a puddle.  She holds it out to her side as the water slowly drips from it.  Amy's two dollar porn studio was going to go bankrupt to fix her phone, but it had to be done.  After a second, the words of her friends sink in, and she snaps back to the here and  now.

Delia:  Hm?  Oh, no... we should be so lucky if she were gone.  No, she's apparentlyt my next *air quotes* challenger... for z'e World Bombshell Championship.

Angelica, Veronica, Amanda, and Mercedes (In Unison):  WHAT?!?

Delia:  Right?  Z'ey had me pull a ball from a bucket to determine your next challenger.

Everyone seems shocked by this as they scoff with Delia.  However, Angelica thinks about it for a second and then tilts her head to the side as she looks at Delia.

Angelica:  Oh my gawd, they pulled that on you too?  So lame...

Delia:  Um, when did you pull a ball from a bucket?

Angelica gets a bit red in the cheeks with embarrassment as Veronica places a comforting hand on Angelica's shoulder.  Angelica nods her head and takes in a deep breath as she looks down to the ground.

Angelica:  When I was trying to convince Erik Staggs to give you a contract with SCW.

Everyone else, including Veronica, looks confused by this as they all look at Angelica curiously.  Everyone is thinking it, but Mercedes is the one to ask it.

Mercedes:  Why did you have to reach your hand into a bucket of balls to get Delia a contract?

Angelica:  Duh!  To determine how much money Delia would make.  It was totally weird!  Erik made me fumble around in that bucket for like ten minutes before he let me pull the ball out too.  What a freak.

Delia:  Huh?  I... I don't understand...

Angelica:  Of course you wouldn't.  It's manager stuff.  You're not supposed to understand... Look, all I know is that the bucket was on his lap, and there were tons of balls in this thing.  He told me the best numbers were at the bottom, and then he kept saying "Oh yeah, lower baby.  Lower."  I almost don't think that the entire bucket was full of balls either...

Amanda:  Oh, I think it was, Angie...

The rest of the girls look to one another and burst out laughing.  Angelica stomps her foot angrily as she shouts out in response.

Angelica:  Um, no!  I think there was a raw bratwurst in th.... Ohhhhh.... OH!

The laughter around the room gets louder and louder as Angelica fumes in embarrassment and anger.  She crosses her arms over her chest, but she remains quiet.  Delia is laughing the hardest as she tries with all of her might to catch her breath.  She spatters as she stumbles over to Angelica, leaning on her shoulder as she hisses to catch her breath.

Delia:  Darling, z'at is rich!  Oh!  I guess since Liz Smalls is gone, we do need a new stupid one, right?

The rest of the Mean Girls grin from ear to ear at this, trying hard not to laugh, but Angelica shoves Delia away from her, punching her shoulder with all of her might.  It stings a bit, but not enough to overcome Delia's laughter.  She  closes her eyes and counts to five as she manages to catch her breath.

Angelica:  Whatever.  At least you know how good of a friend I am.  Who else would inadvertently give Erik Staggs a hand job for you?  None of these stingy bitches would, that's for damned sure!

Angelica sneers as she looks around the room at the Mean Girls, who all agree, with the exception of Amanda, who averts her eyes, not saying a word.  Angelica gives an ornery sneer especially for her before flipping her long brunette waves over her shoulder.

Delia:  You are right... but, I wonder if z'ey are z'e same balls z'at Christian just used.  Hand sanitizer, now!

Delia holds her hand out as Amanda fumbles around in her bag.  She pulls out a bottle and generously squirts it into Delia's palms.  Delia rubs it in, trying her best to work off all possible bacteria and... yeah... that could be on her hands.

Delia:  At least I know z'at Christian had z'e bucket away from his crotch.  Plus, I'm definitely not his type.  Let's all make a pact right here, right now, kay?

Delia gives her hands one last rub as the sanitizer seaps into her skin.  She looks around to all of the ladies as she walks toward the center of the group.  She places her hand out in front of her and motions for the others to do the same.  Amanda goes first, and then Mercedes.  Veronica goes next, and Angelica cautiously places her hand on top of the pile.

Delia:  From z'is moment on... we will never reach our hand into a bucket of balls under any circumstance.  Do we agree?

They all look to each other with a very serious expression on their faces.  As if having a silent conversation that lasts all of ten seconds, they each nod their heads and raise their hands with a resounding "Sha!"

Delia:  Good. Z'en it is settled.  Any testicles we may or may not touch will be purely by choice, and not by deceit of some pervert who clearly needs to watch the sexual harrassment videos again...  Can I get an AMEN?

Mercedes, Amanda, Angelica, and Veronica:  AMEN!

Another nod of Delia's head lets us know that this moment is now over.  Delia leaves the group as she walks over toward the make up table, picking up her purse and travel bag, flinging both over her shoulders as she walks over toward the door.  The rest of the girls gather their belongings and do the same.
[*Fade*]


Light, Camera, Exaction!
Langelinie Promenade, Copenhagen, Denmark; 4th March, 2015



The sun shines brightly despite the cold breeze cutting through the air.  Spring is on the horizon, but it has not quite arrived yet.  The sunlight glistens off of the water as we scan the bayside area.  Eventually, we find our way over to a cameraman in a black cardigan, and a leather jacket.  He has a handheld camera, snapping pictures wildly.  He is kept warm and toasty in his attire, which is much different from the object of about 100 frames so far.  Despite the chill of her pale skin, Delia appears to be completely at home as her long blonde hair flutters in the wind.  She looks off into the horizon with her eyes squinted.  She is wearing sky blue contact lenses, which cast a brightness to her that we are not used to seeing.  She is wearing a white seashell bikini top, as well as an aqua colored set of fins.  This is her depiction of the Little Mermaid, oddly enough, it is being shot just about twenty feet from the infamous Edvard Eriksen statue.  Delia flaps her fins as she leans back, gazing into the sunlight elegantly.  For a split second, she would lead you to believe she was beautiful on the inside as well as the outside.

Cameraman:  Aaaaaand cut!  Beautiful darling!

Delia:  Yes, well it is not my first rodeo cowboy.

Delia winks as she stands up, and an assistant quickly brings her a robe.  She wraps it around herself quickly, but she refuses to succumb to the cool sea breeze.  She lets her own body warm her skin as she walks over toward an equipment van, followed by the cameraman.  His thick Dutch accent  is ever present.

Cameraman:  You say that as if you are an American.  Do you even have citizenship yet?

Delia: Next mon's I can take z'e citizenship exam.  Until z'en, I represent chez Paris...

Delia accepts a warm cup of broth from one of the stagehands and brings it to her nose, smelling it and allowing the warmth to hit her face.  She puts the foam cup to her lips, but then stops herself.

Delia:  Z'is is fat free, no?

Cameraman:  Of course it is, Delia.  What do you think we want to see you blow up as a balloon?

The two share a chuckle as Delia pats his shoulder.  She reaches both hands up and tips the hot liquid back ever so slightly, sipping on it.  The cameraman places his jacket around her for added warmth, being a true gentleman.  His phone rings, and he holds a finger up, pulling it from his pocket.

Cameraman:  Hahhhlllooooo...

He continues on in conversation that not even Delia herself understands.  She shrugs her shoulders as she wanders over to her car.  She had been away from her phone for all of fifteen minutes, but it felt like a lifetime.  She pulls it from her purse and leans against her black Prius rental.  She fumbles through the threads of texts when one sticks out above all else.  She sees a text from Owen James, from about ten minutes ago.  Her expression softens as she opens it, glancing over the words.

"I will be in Copenhagen soon. Thank you for the first class tickets."

She snaps her fingers and Angelica comes around the corner.  Delia hands her phone to Angelica.

Delia:  Arrange for transportation to z'e hotel for Owen, please and s'ank you.

Angelica:  Ew, seriously?

Delia nods her head as if she is trying to be nice, but she fails greatly.  She scoffs as she flips her hair over her shoulder.  Angelica begins to fumble around on the phone until she looks up, right at the camera, looking a bit confused.

Angelica:  What is he doing here, Deelz?

Delia looks up curiously to spot the cameraman also.  She rolls her eyes and sighs aloud.

Delia:  I guess he wants to hear some words about my match wi's Amy Marshall.  I've got two seconds to tell exactly how much of a fuck I give...

Angelica:  Two seconds?  That seems like two more than she deserves...

Delia:  Yes, but I'm so nice.  I can't say it enough, because some people seem to want to talk about how much of a bitch I am.  It's sad, and feels like listening to a broken record.  Amy is one of z'e biggest perpertrators of z'is.  She's just going to be anos'er notch in my long reign as z'e best Bombshell Champion in z'e history of ever.  And z'e first to be recognized as a World Champion.  You see, Amy is not World Champion material.  No offense to Mercy, because she's much better z'an her title belt, but Amy is barely Roulette level.  She's barely fit to stand benea's my feet.  She's lower z'an dirt.  She's a joke, and nos'ing will change my mind of z'e matter.

Delia places her hands on her hips for emphasis.

Delia:  We've been here before, and I'm sure even Amy remembers how z'at turned out.  I walked out victorious.  Amy time we have had any dealings, I've come out on top, except z'e time she blindsided me in a dark Bombshell Locker Room.  Z'is match won't take place in a locker room.  We're in my ring.  I'm going to put Amy down like z'e miserable, wor'sless bitch z'at she is.  It's a simple fact.  Everyone knows it, even z'e friends of hers z'at cheered when it was announced she was lucky enough to face me.  Z'ey just don't wish to admit it.  Z'e only person who is fooled z'at she stands a chance is herself, and even z'at is questionable.  Sure, she's going to give it everys'ing she's got, but it won't be enough...

Angelica:  Why are you even wasting your breath?  She doesn't deserve to be read to filth by you, hunty.  As a matter of fact...

Angelica steps in front of Delia and walks toward the camera.  She shoves the handler back a few steps.

Angelica:  Cut that thing off.  Delia Darling doesn't waste her time with this stupid shit, kay?  Buh-bye.  Shoo...

Delia smirks as the cameraman shuts the camera off abruptly.  We fade out on a bit of chatter from Delia and Angelica.
[*Fade*]

11
Character Building Roleplays / BFTP Thoughts
« on: January 26, 2015, 11:46:24 AM »
 The following is available courtesy of MeanGirls.org

"Amazing" by Hi Fashion plays over the screen as a short vignette plays, showing off each of the Mean Girls separately for a moment, ending with them together, laughing and pointing.  After a second the music fades out and we fade in to see a webcam feed of World Bombshell Champion, Delia Darling, sitting at the make up table backstage after Climax Control has ended.  There are still staff members hustling around in the background, but it appears that most, if not all, of the other (Non-Mean Girls) wrestlers have left for the night.

Delia:  Hello Darlings!

Delia blows kisses left and right to her faithful fans, the ones she's clearly made up in her head.  For having not won her match this evening, she seems to be in very chipper spirits.  She gives a gentle wave with her right hand before adjusting herself in her pink directors style chair.  She reaches up to her ginger hair, pulling out a few pins as she removes it from her head, revealing a brown stocking cap on her head.  She pulls it out, shaking her somewhat messy hair out to give it volume back.

Delia:  You will have to forgive me, darlings, for I'm a frightful mess right now...

Delia runs her fingers through her hair, fluffing it out as she continues to add as much volume as she can.  She reaches over to her right and pulls a gold case from her purse, opening it to reveal cigarettes.  She pulls one out along with a lighter, igniting it and taking a deep breath.  She sighs, exhaling it slowly as she calms herself down some.

Delia:  Oh, what a night we had tonight... Sin City Wrestling travels to z'e wilderness of Scotland, God's blind spot if you will... I was actually surprised z'at I got a signal out here.  Bless us for donating our time to visit s'ird world countries for z'e duration of 2015, ugh...

Delia takes another long drag from her cigarette as she turns her head to the right slightly, showing off her favorite side.  She gently expels the smoke from her lungs as she looks back to the camera, the glow of the screen turning her face a slightly blue tint.

Delia:  But, one does not do good deeds for recognition, no?  No, we do it because it is here, in our hearts...

Delia brings both hands up to her chest, clutching at her bosom for a second before rolling her eyes as if she even has to explain herself for moving on so quickly.

Delia:  So tonight was not about wins or losses.  It was about turning over a new leaf for us, z'e Mean Girls.  One where we do not let competition go to our heads.  Ronnie and Mandy proved z'is tonight when z'ey refused to let z'eir mascara be ruined for z'e sake of bruising one anos'er.  I mean, at least z'ey did try to fight each os'er, unlike some os'er... hmmmm... dickless?  Is z'at a word?  Perhaps I should skip z'e pleasantries... Pussies... z'at is z'e proper term... Pussies, yes.  Unlike two pussies who decided z'ey didn't want to compromise z'eir friendship by actually wrestling one anos'er.  Yes, Mean Girls know z'at no matter what happens in z'e ring, we will take on any challenge, and leave business where it belongs, in z'e ring.  It is what we are to do in z'e sport, no?  Wrestle our opponents?  Whatever, z'at is unimportant now...

Delia waves her hand in the air as a sneer comes across her face.  She rolls her eyes as she mouths What a fucking joke" away from the camera, but it comes across clear as day due to her state of the art microphone.  She sighs in exasperation before forcing a bright smile onto her face.

Delia:  As a runner up, and z'e only active member of z'e roster from z'e finals of last years tournament... making me like z'e representative, I felt it was my duty to give my s'oughts on z'e tournament z'is year.  I know, I know... so nice of me.  I mean, it's not even for a promotional video.  I'm not getting paid.  Don't ever say Delia Darling doesn't give back to z'e fans...

Delia nods her head with a serious look on her face as she organizes her thoughts.

Delia: Tonight we kicked of z'e first round of travesties... er... matches in z'e tournament.  Alex Kaelin and Jade Manendez-Arcador defeated Joanne Canelli and Lucian Frost.  I am an Alex fan as I subscribe to z'e big deal...  Now, everyone s'ought Joanne would lose, because, well, she's Joanne, and... yeah, z'at is all.  But Lucian Frost?  He's like... a legend.  I guess it just shows how dominant Kaelin is in his short time here.

Delia raises her hands, clapping them softly, but with a genuine smile on her face.  She ignores the ashes falling down behind her as she focuses once more.

Delia:  I fangirl'ed myself at z'e next match.  I guess I'm bound to have a normal reaction now and z'en... Despayre and Amanda Cortez!!! ... defeated Blue Balls, er, Blaque Hart Bruce Evans... I can't even say Veroncica lost, because well, she's a winner.  Love you bitch.

Delia winks and then blows a kiss into the camera.

Delia:  Love Mandy and Despy as a team.  They work great toges'er.  Despy was just too much for Evans, and he scored z'e win.  Veronica was in z'e same boat as me, so we bo's know not to take it personal.  Now, let's fast forward a little as Mercedes Vargas and JT Midas defeat Roxi Johnson and z'e future Caleb Smalls.  While Roxi didn't stand a chance to begin wi's, she gets teamed wi's Caleb, who can be ras'er impressive when he's not trying to work around getting his ass kicked by his best friend.  I guess he doesn't want anyone to know z'at JT wears z'e pants? I don't know... But, congrats to Mercedes as she pulls a special trick from her sleeve to secure z'e second Mean Girls win of z'e night, a feat not even I was able to accomplish.  Z'at is my Mercy, always s'inking outside z'e box.  Ugh, my girls make me so proud.

Delia shakes her head as she almost tears up.  She wipes at her eye, sighing but it is clearly just for show, as she immediately moves on.

Delia:  Now, for my match... Travis Nas'aniel Andrews defeated Steve Ramone.  You're welcome, darling.  Had it not been for me, you would not have been so lucky.  Now, I know you're all watching because you want to hear why I did what I did, but... well, not everys'ing in life is free, so I'll save my comments for Climax Control next week.  Sorry bout it... Anyway, Travis defeated Steve, because Steve doesn't know how to concentrate to save his life.  His win-loss record here proves z'is.  Ohhhhhhhhh...

Delia growls as she clinches her fists together, snapping the remainder of her cigarette between her fingers, burning them a bit as she flinches, dropping it.  She glares, but calms herself down as she looks back to the camera, trying her best to move on.

Delia:  But, z'is was only half of z'e fun.  SCW is presenting z'e next half of opening round matches next week.  I'm even going to be objective here.  Joshua Acquin and Amy Marshall take on Bo Dreamwolf and Crystal Hilton.  I'm going to predict z'at Bo and Crystal win after about s'ree minutes...

A voice comes from behind Delia, belonging to a stagehand.  Delia shoots her attention back and shoos his away.  She growls as she shouts at him.

Delia:  Z'at was objective!  I didn't say s'ree seconds like it actually will be!  Em why oh bee!  Gawd... Whatever... Patient #078 and Darknyss will take on Erik Staggs and Necra Octavian Kane.  Z'is one is easy.  Patient and Darknyss, because Team Death... Goddess of z'e dead, and z'e next soul she will claim, living on borrowed time... It doesn't take much to defeat dea's... I proved it two weeks ago.  So z'ey get my nod for z'is week.

Delia picks up the piece of paper, having a hard time remembering the next match.  She scans through the card and finally finds it.  She nods and mouths "ahhh, yes..." before placing the paper down as if she never had it at all.

Delia:  Dark Tiger Sebastian Hardin and Candy Overton versus Andrew Garcia and z'e female Steve Ramone, Jessie Salco.  Seriously, I mean, I bet he's fucking her, like obvs...   But, what male on z'e roster hasn't?

Delia shrugs her shoulders as she asks this question.

Delia:  Sorry bout it... And we all saw how Steve does it.  I just feel sorry for my friend, Garcia.  He's going to have to pull double duty, and unfortunately, since men can't fight women, he has to let Jessie wrestle.  I don't know anys'ing about Candy, and I find Sebastian to be atrocious, but... I have to be objective and give Sebastian and Candy z'e nod because yeah, Jessie is a choke artist.

Delia is about to wrap things up, but in true Delia fashion, she does this with her version of a bang.  Without picking up the paper, letting us know she's doing this intentionally, she laces her fingers together and leans back in her chair.

Delia: And last, but certainly not least... We have Andrew Watts and Misty, versus Patient #026 and Mikah.  Great, just what we need in Sin City Wrestling... more mental patients.  And management wonders why we have such a high turn over rate in z'is company.  Don't recruit in mental asylums!  Whatever, I s'ink I knocked some sense into Misty when I defeated her a few mon's back.  She's been kind of normal I guess lately, and she looks heals'ier too, like she got her anemia under control or whatever.

Delia tries to think of what could have changed about Misty since their last encounter, but she doesn't give it much thought, waving it off.

Delia:  I just have to say, I like z'e REJECTS.  I mean, Alex Kaelin and Andrew Watts are a big deal, and Gavin Stephens knows how to make an impact, even if it isn't in z'e ring...  And Mikah?  Love her... like, if she wasn't such a big slut, she might even be invited to sit wi's z'e Mean Girls, like unofficially, but still.  Now z'at is a big deal... But, yeah, sluts don't sit wi's us.  If z'ey did, Amy Marshall and Jessie Salco would be at our table... Wait, z'ey ar butt fucking ugly... Never mind.  Anyway, We've got Andrew Watts, z'e only established and undefeated wrestler in SCW next to myself... and Misty.  She's a legend.  Yeah, I said it.  Le-gend.  She can't help z'at she lost to me, I'm a legend in z'e making, so we can't hold it fully against her right?  Ugh, I'm too nice for my own good sometimes.

Delia opens her gold case once more, pulling a cigarette out, but she doesn't light it.  She holds it between her fingers as she contemplates for a second.  She taps her chin as she looks up at the ceiling.

Delia:  I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings here, because bo's sides are equal...

Delia laughs as she pounds the palm of her hand against the top of the table, shaking her head as she tries to catch her breath.

Delia:  Totally kidding.  Andrew Watts and Misty will take z'is one, and... if I'm honest... z'e entire tournament...   Andrew Watts is z'e only one I could see even coming close to breaking my running record of one year undefeated by pin, elimination, or submission since debuting.  And wi's someone such as Misty on his side?  Misty and I have our differences, but z'is team is gold.  I'm calling it now.  As we learned from my match, one can't carry z'eir partner... unless you're Mercedes Vargas...  and Mikah can't carry her tragic partner against z'e dream team.  Sorry bout it, hunty... Z'e only s'ing people can do z'at I cannot is suck at life, and lose.  I couldn't so you cannot... Facts, sweetie.  If I had Watts as a partner, they'd skip z'e tournament and hand us z'e trophies tonight, but Misty is like...

Delia counts on her fingers as she mouths "Delia", "Amanda", "Mercedes", "Veronica"...

Delia:  ... fif's best.  Z'at is it, I'm calling it... Watts and Misty to win, end of story.  You heard it here first... Well, I've got a life, and s'ings to do, so...

Delia looks as if she regrets having to cut this short as she averts her eyes to the left, clinching her teeth together as she mouths "Sorry bout it" before reaching down in front of the camera.  With a few key strokes, the feed ends with Delia groaning, leading into "Amazing" once more.  We focus on a still frame of the Mean Girls pointing and laughing with a salmon pink background, and the Mean Girls logo behind them.  This, too, fades out to blackness as the feed ends.</color>

12
Climax Control Archives / Dark Paradise
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:51:28 PM »
 Delia shrugs her shoulders, allowing the Bombshell championship to slide down her arm and onto the podium.

Delia:  Sure, I've got Steve Ramone, but z'at is a handicap more z'an a benefit.  At least your partner is some no name who just signed... or at least I s'ink he did?  Whatever.  You have Terrence.  We don't know what he's capable of.  We already know what Steve is capable of, and it is sucking... and choking.  Sorry bout it.

Delia winks at the camera.

Delia:  But, despite what people s'ink of me, Melody... I am a good Cas'olic girl.  I believe in making dreams come true.  I'm nice.  Like... so nice.  I've decided I'm going to make your dreams come true.  You see, you want to be like Odette?  Sorry, I didn't mean to phrase z'at as a question.  Obviously you do.  Well, I'm going to give you a gift.  I'm going to give you somes'ing z'at will make you feel like Odette for just one night.  And no, darling, I'm not going to knock you up.  You might have to wait until your hubby reaches puberty for z'at one.  No, I'm going to make you feel like Odette, by giving you somes'ing in z'e ring.

Delia smiles sweetly as she closes the black Burn Book.  She places both hands on top of the book firmly as she tilts her head to the side.

Delia:  No, I can't teach you to be ept in z'e ring, because you are beyond help z'ere.  No, I can't make you interesting eis'er.  You will remain some Japanese ideal of what an American teenage girl is.  Ditzy, boring, energetic, shitting sparkles, and vomitting copuous amounts of pearl jam to keep your figure.  No, I can't improve you, but I can give you one s'ing z'at Odette has to her name.  I can give you a mark in z'e loss column, courtesy of yours truly.  I am willing to knock you out of z'e tournament single-handedly, embarrassing you in front of z'e fans in attendance.  Ohhhh, imagine it, please.

Delia tilts her head back, envisioning it for herself.  She takes a moment to imagine the fans surrounding her as she stands victorious over Melody.  Her chest heaves as she feels the adrenaline pumping through her veins.  Looking around, each falling raindrop reminds her of a flashing camera, and she want to strike a pose for each and every one.  After a moment, she returns to reality.

Delia:  Of course, I don't plan on taking z'e easy way out wi's a count out on you, so it won't be exactly z'e same.

Delia nods her head as the sweetness fades from her face as well as her voice.  She looks back out to the empty seats for a second, and then back to the camera for her final words.

Delia:  I will prove to be z’e dominant Bombshell once again, Melody.  You can continue to dream of defeating me and celebrating wi’s unicorns and sparkles like a bad Kesha music video, but when you’re ready to join me in reality, z’e closest you will come to victory is z’e one you will give to me.  When z’e stars have faded from your line of vision, you will see me standing above you wi’s my arms and my title held high in z’e air, celebrating z’e victory I’ve earned for myself and Steve.  You can go and apologize to Turk or whatever for costing him z’e win, but if he were smart, he’d already know wi’s a partner like you, he never had a chance against z’e likes of myself.  Yeah, sorry bout it darlings...  Oh, and I will see you on Sunday for z'e true dea's of your careers... Ash to ash, dust to dust...

Delia picks up the roses from the podium.  She walks over to the first open grave with a large picture of Travis Nathaniel Andrews.  She holds one of the roses up in the air.  In a sign of respect, she signs the trinity with her fingers before dropping the rose into the grave.  She nods her head and then walks over to the second one.  She looks to the picture of Melody Grace and signs the trinity once again before dropping the rose into the open grave.  She sighs as she looks back to the camera.  Pulling a black handkerchief from her pocket, she dabs at her eyes as she feigns a sniffle.

Delia:  Z'eir careers were so young... Such a shame...  Oh, and Steve?  Since you are clearly dense, allow me to give you one last warning... If you enjoy having a career, z'en stay z'e FUCK out of my way, or else...

Delia looks to the third open grave with a picture of Steve Ramone.  She looks down into it, but instead of dropping the rose, or signing the trinity, she throws the rose at the camera.  She walks back to the podium and picks up her Burn Book and World Bombshell Championship.  She tucks the book under her arm and slings the belt proudly over her shoulder.  She places the veil over her face once more as she walks out into the rain.  As she walks off into the distance, the rain picks up quite a bit, but Delia doesn't change her pace.  She walks along in joy as if it were a bright, sunshine kind of day...
[*Fade*]

13
Climax Control Archives / Dark Paradise
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:49:11 PM »
 
"I am an old soul which craves the innocence, the spontaneity, and thelonging for life that comes along with youth.  I am far too jaded to ever taste this zest, but that doesn't stop me from trying." -Delia, darling if you must



"Delia Darling, world class couture slash shock model, the Donatella of our generation, one of the main draws to the Mean Girls clothing brand, and... professional wrestler?"

The excited feminine voice goes unknown to the viewer for a moment until the camera finally fades inside of a news studio with the Fox 11 logo behind the raven-haired entertainment reporter.  After a moment of staring at her bewildered face, the name "Julie Chang" appears at the bottom of the screen.  She shakes her head with a baffled laugh as she turns to the side, where the camera switches angles.  She clasps her hands together in front of her, neatly manicured nails gleaming in the light, clearly Nails by Liz quality.  Her black hair cascades down her shoulders like finely feathered fountains against her white blouse.  She takes in a deep breath before continuing.

Julie:  This elusive model has slipped through our fingers many times before, but after her recent appearance at the RuPaul's Drag Race pre-screening party, which Darling is confirmed as a guest judge, we were able to get a few words with her...

The feed switches to catch Delia, Angelica, Mercedes, Veronica, and Amanda walking away from the Belasco Theater in Los Angeles, the spotlight of the camera shining brightly on the group of Mean Girls.  Each one places a hand in front of their face as they walk by.

Veronica:  Hunty, you don't get a shot of this mug for free.  Sorry bout it...

The cameraman finally stops on Delia as Julie Chang comes on screen, trying to shove a microphone in Delia's face.  Delia pulls her hand down to her side and growls.

Julie:  Ms. Darling, could I get a few words...

Delia's eyes widen as she stares daggers through the Oriental beauty standing before her.  She clinches her jaw, and her eyes closed as her nostrils flare out.  She shoots her eyes open and flips her long chestnut curls over her shoulder.

Delia:  Get z'e *BEEP*ing camera out of my *BEEP*ing FACE!  Z'ere, a few words for you to choke on, Julie...

Delia sneers as she turns on her stiletto heels, walking off with the rest of the Mean Girls.


Back in the studio, Julie shows a hint of disdain as she pauses, pursing her lips as she rubs them together.  She plays it off with a chuckle and a pearly white smile that dismisses any hard feelings to anyone who doesn't read deeper into things.

Julie:  After many attempts like that one, we were finally able to get Ms. Darling to sit down and dish!  Please welcome, Delia, darling if you must!

She smiles sweetly as she turns to her left, where Delia is sitting in a black bob cut wig, a deep V-cut dress with a stuffed crow sewn onto the left shoulder, as well as her signature sunglasses, and a cigarette between her fingers.  Julie looks off screen as if asking someone why she hasn't been reprimanded for this.  After a second of nothing, she shrugs her shoulders and continues on.

Julie:  Delia, thanks for sitting with us today.  We've got so many... *cough*

Delia blows a plume of second hand smoke right into Julie's face, causing the reporter to hack as she waves her hand in front of her face.  Delia rubs her black lips together, seemingly pleased with the reaction she's received here.  She turns to face the camera now, plastering the most fake smile she can muster.

Delia:  S'ank you... If you have not made it on Fox news, you simply... have not made it, no?  Ha!  I told you I would say it, Mercy!

Delia chuckles heartily as she points off camera, clapping her hands together as a wicked smile comes over her face.  She sighs as she looks back over toward Julie, while not directly acknowleding her, as she sighs in delight.

Delia:  I'm a b*eeeeeep*ch, but z'at one... she's a true c*beep*t z'at one...  No, if you are on Fox news, you are eis'er a rape victim, or you robbed a liquor store.  Consider z'is my charity for z'is mon's.  I'm... so nice...

Julie:  Yes, thank you for being here.  You have been rather elusive to all media.  Why?  And why change this now?

Delia continues to stare past the camera, nodding her head as she listens to a voice coming off camera, but the words are indistinguishable to us.  She takes another puff of her cigarette before placing it inside of a nearby coffee mug, the sizzling sound resonating in the microphone as she gently exhales a stream of silvery smoke.

Delia:  When one is Delia Darling, or even someone of z'e caliber of Veronica Taylor, one simply does not stop to talk to someone representing a company one step above public access.  We are not some Midwestern Playboy models.  We're national treasures.  We must be choosy about who we allow to represent us on television.  Some news sources chop and edit us to make us look bad.  Can you believe z'at?

Julie:  Not at all, Ms. Darling.  Sometimes, what you see is what you get.  But that's doesn't answer the latter question.  Why here?  Why now?

Delia runs her tongue across her top lip as she thinks about her response ever so carefully.

Delia:  I was bored today...

Julie:  Oh... We were expecting some sort of brilliant revelation.

Delia:  Oh?  Well, I am ever so sorry to disappoint.  If I had some brilliant revelation to make, it would not be to some two bit Asian Barbie doll reporting for Fox News, I assure...  No, I would talk to Diane Sawyer or Barbara Walters, because z'ey carry tout, much like I do in bo's industries I am involved wi's.

Julie is clearly fuming, but the professional that she is, she refuses to show it.  She takes a deep breath, forcing her smile ever harder than before as she waits for Delia to finish insulting her before she continues delicately.

Julie:  Yes, we all know that you have appeared on countless fashion magazines, including seven centerfolds for Italian Vogue...

Delia:  S'ree of which, I also graced z'e cover.  Z'e top s'ree best selling issues to date.

Julie:  You have taken Paris, London, Milan, New York, AND Los Angeles runways by storm, so much so that you've decided to take your talents to... Las Vegas?

Delia nods her head as if Julie were simply stating well known facts.  Julie looks a little confused, of course, playing it off despite her knowledge of Sin City Wrestling.  For the sake of continuing to uncover the "scoop", she feigns intrigue, very convincingly.

Julie:  And in a much different form as you literally go straight from the runway to a wrestling ring?

Delia:  Mmm-hmm.  Yes, I am actually a champion wrestler in Las Vegas, and z'e surrounding territories.  Independent wrestling has such a broad range of fans, especially in z'e Sou'swest.  You know, it started out as a joke?  Like, my friend Angelica dared me to spar wi's her one day or whatever... z'at is when you fight in a controlled environment.  Yeah, I kicked her ass, and she claims she let me, but... if anyone has ever seen one of her matches, a falling broomstick could knock her out... sorry bout it, darling...

Delia tilts her sunglasses down long enough to wink off camera before blowing a kiss.  Delia waves sweetly before bringing her glasses back up her nose as she composes herself once more.  She folds her hands together in front of her as she looks toward the camera.

Delia:  It was such an exhilerating experience.  Gawd, you couldn't even imagine.  Z'e savage beauty in beating z'e ever living f*beeeep*k out of anos'er person wi'sout z'e fear of going to jail?  Ugh, unmatched by any chemical found in all of Los Angeles, I assure.  So, I decided... why not?  Like, z'e pay is horrible, but I'm already rich, so why not?

Julie:  Aren't you afraid of breaking a nail?

Julie sneers as she asks in a passive-aggressive manner, playing it off as a friendly joke, but both ladies know the true aim of it.  Delia claps her hands together as she chuckles, gently pushing Julie, who returns the forced laugh.

Delia:  Darling, I wouldn't know.  I have been wrestling for just short of a year now, and I have not been pinned, or forced into submission, or os'erwise eliminated.  If you pay attention to Twitter, which I'm sure you don't because z'is is not TMZ... you would hear everyone laugh at me.  Z'ey tell me z'at I am some Barbie doll plastic, talentless... I don't even know because I lost track of all z'e basic insults z'ey s'row at me on z'e daily.  Yet, not one of z'em has defeated me.  Each one s'inks z'ey will end my career, and z'ey simply cannot.  Sorry bout it.

Julie:  Well, I don't understand wrestling, but I would assume that they find you a hard pill to swallow, and... I just can't figure out why.  You're so charming.

Delia:  Ugh, right?!  I used to spend a lot of time on Twitter, giving FREE fashion tips to z'e less fortunate.  I took a coworkers daughter for ice cream once.  I did Amy Marshall's make up z'e first day I was in Sin City Wrestling.  Oh, and I recommended a good plastic surgeon for a girl who suffers from a little bit of a man jaw... Roxi Johnson.  I'm so nice, but whatever...  Z'ey're just jealous because I'm a champion, and z'ey aren't.  Like, work b*tch, get it like I did...  Z'is mentality of wrestlers attacking champions to get shots instead of actually earning shots is ridiculous.

Julie nods her head, though she lost interest in Delia's words, and imagining the horror she put people through, justifying that horror with the excuses she's dishing out now.  Once Delia's voice stops scratching at her ears, gnawing at her mind, she realizes it's time to talk again.

Julie:  I can imagine.  Now, we're being told that, for all of the wrestling fans out there, your promotion of Sin City Wrestling is hosting a tournament called Blast From the Past, which honors one man and one woman from wrestling's past.  This year is the Fabulous Moolah, and "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers?

Delia:  Whatever... I just want to pick my next challenger.  I want someone wor's my time for once el oh el.

Julie:  I don't know much of the industry, but isn't that disrespectful to those who paved the way before you?

Delia:  Z'ey are in z'e past, hence z'e name of z'e tournament.  I am happening now.  Surely in twenty years when I retire, z'ey will honor me in one of z'ese tournaments, and some hot young star will take my place when I'm ready to give it up.  Moolah would not mind if I show z'e world how it is really done.

Julie frowns a bit as she watches Delia sink into herself even further than she already was.  She shakes her head, but tries not to show her disgust too much.  She takes a deep breath before continuing once more.

Julie:  I'm sure you will do great.  Now, this is a tournament that pairs one male and one female together.  Tell us about your partner.  Is he dreamy?

Delia's face sours into pure and utter disgust as she sneers at Julie.  She waits for some hint that Julie is joking, but she doesn't give this hint.  Delia shakes her head slowly as she looks past the camera where a light amount of chuckling can be heard.  She juts her thumb out at Julie as she silently asks if she's serious before turning back to Julie.

Delia:  Ugh, no!  Not even close.  He's like almost s'irty, yet he looks well into his sixties.  He has long hair, and I'm pretty sure it's a grown out mullet, and don't EVEN get me started on z'e chest hair... ugh!  No, I'm pretty sure he has a daughter my age anyway.  Of course, looking s'ree times your age could run in z'e family because he looks like an in bred cousin kisser.

Julie:  Will you be distracted by some stud standing on the outside of the ring?

Delia:  If you are referring to my opponent, Trenton Nelson Andre or whatever the f*beeeep*k his name is, z'en probably not. I don't even know who he is, but he sounds boring.  Trenton?  What kind of a name is z'at anyway?  He's clearly a masic...

Julie looks curious as she peeks down at her notes, thumbing through them before looking up to Delia with a bit of confusion on her face.

Julie:  But his name...

Delia:  Masic...

Julie:  His name is...

Delia:  Uhhh, masic...

Julie:  His name is Travis Nathaniel Andrews.

Delia:  Oh?  Hmmm, he still sounds pretty masic to me.

Julie looks off camera as if she's begging for mercy, but she is given an off screen cue to keep going for a few more minutes.  She sighs and clasps her hands together again.

Julie:  Please tell me that you at least know who you're facing.

Delia:  Uhh, of course I do.  I'm not retarded.

Julie:  That's not politically correct...

Delia:  I don't recall asking you if it was, Tricia Takanawa.  Im facing z'at... one girl... wi's z'e... s'ing.  Okay, I don't know, but once you've defeated z'e entire roster, you start forgetting names and faces because z'ey all blur toges'er.  Whatever, I'm bored talking about z'is now.Watch RuPaul's Drag Race, debuting...

Julie:  I'm done... I'm seriously f*beeeeeeeeeep*ing done.  I'm done with the abuse. I'm done with sucking up to prima donnas.  I'm done. I'm just done...

Julie stands up from her seat, on the verge of shouting angrily as she stares right at Delia, who has an amused smirk on her face the whole time.  She gives a half smile as she stares at Julie.  Julie notices the smirk and she clinches her fists at her side.  She raises her hands toward the camera before censor bars come over her fingers, letting us know exactly what she thinks of this situation.  Delia giggles lightly as she covers her mouth.  Julie then exits the shot and Delia scoots her seat toward the middle, lowering her sunglasses and clasping her hands together professionally as she sighs to compose herself.

Delia:  Before we move on to z'e depressing news, lets check in wi's Maria Quiban for z'e weas'er... Maria?

The camera pans over to the lovely Latina standing in front of the weather map, looking completely stunned at what has just taken place.  Her eyes are still planted firmly to her right as her jaw hangs open in surprise.  We quickly cut out to commercial break.
[*Fade*]







"Sometimes, doing the right thing doesn't make sense.  Sometimes being completely selfless, expecting no recognition for your good deeds, just makes sense.  It isn't always about you, you know?" -Delia, darling if you must



After the events of Sin City Wrestling's Inception, the Mean Girls had taken their time in celebrating, or stewing in their own hatred and anger, respectively.  There were many champagne bubbles tickling their cute, perfect noses and numbing them to the words of hate being spread about them all over social media.  Despite the fact that Mean Girls managed to keep the Bombshell and Bombshell Roulette Championships within the stable, a feat that should have been celebrated by all five members, there was still a dark, ominous feeling in the room any time the five ladies convened.  It was almost too much for Delia to bare as she booked a separate flight from Los Angeles to Glasgow.  Her and Mercedes had something in common, gold which they both retained at the show... by winning matches.  But, Veronica and Amanda had lost, and Veronica especially has been going on and on about conspiracy theories that not even Delia's self-aborbed mind could justify, and it had been wearing thin on her.  When Delia heard that referee, and former Mean Girl, Holly Wood would look like a British man if her hair were cut off, Delia couldn't take it anymore.  She had to get out of the Mean Girls LA Clubhouse, and fast.

This is where we find Delia driving through down town Los Angeles, alone.  She is in her natural state, her long, curled chestnut locks are blowing through the wind as she puts on a "Golden Oldie" from... get this... 2012!  "Summertime Sadness" by Lana Del Rey plays as her dark eyes scan the smog-filled city for something that speaks to her.  Something that calls her name, beckoning her to come closer.  She has a few hours before she has to be at LAX for her flight, and she is in one of the most lively cities in the country.  She seems to fall into a trance as the mild air blows across her face, through her hair, and the pink lace scarf.  She runs her tongue across her cherry lips as she stares into the setting sun.  What should call her name comes as a surprise as she begins to follow signs leading east.

"What am I doing?  Driving into z'e night like I was Misty or somes'ing...  Obligations, darling... obligations.  Take z'e next exit, and turn back around..."

Delia begins to merge to the next right lane, when a loud horn startles her.  A semi truck zooms past her as the driver shouts out obscenities.  She swerves back into her lane, growling under her breath.  However, the music seems to sooth her again, bringing her back into a thoughtful lull.  She rests her elbow against the window frame of her car, gently tucking her fingers into her hair as she uses her other hand to steer the car.

"Okay... maybe I will just go to z'e next exit and turn back toward z'e airport..."

"Are you certain, cherie?"

Delia's eyes narrow as she slowly looks over to her right.  Sitting in the driver's seat with a Super Gulp from 7-11, and a variety of snacks spread out on his lap, is Delia's first love, Guillaume.  She rolls her eyes and then turns back toward the road, narrowing her eyes as she tenses up heavily.

"Who asked you, Guillaume.  Why don't you find anos'er fifteen year old to corrupt?"

"Ma petit, why must you aim for z'e heart wi's z'e first shot, always?"

"Z'e better question is... why must I always miss?  Bad luck, I suppose.  C'est la vie, no?"

Delia sneers as she stares over at Guillaume.  He uses his free hand to clutch at his chest before reaching into a bag of Twizzlers, pulling a stick from it and placing it to his lips.  He grips it with his teeth as he speaks through gritted teeth.

"Direct hit, cherie.  At least I have owned up to my mistakes.  I've learned to accept z'at I am not perfect.  I have even allowed you to place all z'e blame on my shoulders, because I know z'ey are broad enough to carry z'e load.  But, don't you s'ink it is more z'an just a little pas'etic?"

"But you laid your hands on me, Gui!"

Guillaume looks as if he wants to respond to this with just as much urgency as she had dished out to him.  She glares over at him with a hint of tears in her eyes, losing focus of the road.  She starts to swerve, until Guillaume veers her back on course.  She sucks in a deep breath while returning her eyes to the road, but her attention is still firmly on Guillaume.  He sighs as his dark eyes look down to the floor of the car.  After a second, they slowly look back up to Delia, pangs of regret ever present.

"As I said, I am not perfect.  I made mistakes, and z'at, ma cherie, is one of z'em.  Nos'ing compares to z'e soul of a tortured artist.  You are ageless, timeless, a classic beauty rivaled by no os'er.  It was not my intention to corrupt you.  I only wanted to love you wi's everys'ing I had."

Delia chuckles as she once again rolls her eyes, though she doesn't give Guillaume the satisfaction of looking directly at him.

"So, I suppose you tripped, and your penis fell into z'at os'er girl's vagina?  Or did you go blind for a moment, and s'ink she was me?  Please do explain.  Z'is should be good..."

"Anos'er mistake.  Z'e way you tried to control my artistic integrity by telling me who to work wi's, it caused a lot of frustrations.  You don't understand...

"You're right, I don't... Clearly she wanted to fuck you, and guess what she did?  Oh wait, you already know.  No matter what words fell from my mou's, I did not deserve z'e abuse you dished out to me."

"Nor did I deserve what you gave me.  I will accept z'e blame for our ending, but I will not do you a disservice by allowing you to make yourself out to be completely innocent, petit.  It does you no favors."

Delia continues to glare at the road, her headlights gradually glowing brighter as she puts distance between herself and the city.  Time and distance is a blur to her as she keeps going.  However, Guillaume places his large hand over hers delicately.  He rubs the back of her hand with his rough, slightly calloused hand.  She slowly begins to melt into it, softening as her breaths become shallow and forced.  She slowly turns her hand over to lace her fingers between his, but before she can fully fall into this, she growls and rips her hand away.

"GET... OUT!  Get out of my car, get out of my life, and get out of my FUCKING HEAD!"

"But.. petit?"

"NOW!"

Delia speeds up as she notices a bit of a desert terrain drowning out the city lights as the stars light her way in the dry abyss.  Guillaume lowers his eyes once more as he takes a deep breath.  He wipes at his face, and as he does, a five o'clock shadow, and a few extra years of wear come over his face.  He looks back over to Delia, and she has to do a double take.  "Guillaume" looks up to her, raising a dark brown bottle to his lips, rather than the Super Gulp, which seems to have disappeared.

"Oi, Delia!  Must've gotten pretty pissed, cause I don't remember getting in a car with ya."

The French accent has faded entirely as the slightly older, rougher looking version of Guillaume becomes apparent as former SCW star, "Exile" Ethan Brody.  He reaches up, pulling the skull cap from his head as he tosses it out of the window, showing off his close buzz cut, shaking his head as he watches the hat flutter through the wind in the distance.

"Aren't you going to bat those pretty little eyes at me again?  Melt me like butter and spread me out?"

"Guh-ross!  I already told you, Es'an... we were tag team partners, and nos'ing more.  I carried you to victory after victory until you became too much dead weight for even me to handle.  And, it looks as if I'm going to have z'e same problem z'is year.  Ugh, I swear I'm done carrying weak men and making z'em look good..."

"Always liked them with a bit of attitude.  The look in your eyes says otherwise, love.  I can play along though.  Say, where are we going?"

Delia looks around, finally taking notice that she is no longer in Los Angeles.  The darkness settles in as she sees the glowing city lights off in the very far edges f her rear view mirror.  She looks down at the clock on her dashboard, seeing that it is now 7:15pm, nearly an hour and a half later.  She growls as she merges over to the right, nearly cutting someone off as she goes.  She ignores their honking as she looks over at Ethan in annoyance.

"Back to LAX. I have a flight to catch so I can go repeat history.  Hopefully he is lighter z'an you so we can actually win z'e tournament..."

Ethan clutches at his chest, but in a much more joking manner.  He chuckles a bit before emptying the remainder of the pint into his mouth.  He tosses the bottle out of the window as it crashes into a thousand pieces behind them.

"Ouch.  It doesn't feel so nice when it's aimed at me.  I always liked your cheeky attitude, and look where it's gotten you.  You didn't need to win some tournament to get that Bombshell Championship around your waist.  It might have taken some extra time, but you did it all on your own.  You proved everyone wrong by keeping it for four months and counting, too.  You're really something, love..."

Ethan reaches over, brushing a lock of hair from Delia's face tenderly.  He runs his rough fingers to her cheek, feeling her warmth on his fingertips.  There is something comforting about this as she briefly closes her eyes.  Her head falls onto his shoulder, while still paying attention to the road.  He places his chin firmly on the side of her head in a comforting manner.  The mood is broken when a voice comes from the back seat.

"Oh yeah..."

The voice comes off much like that of a pervert, getting his kicks while watching someone else have something that he cannot.  Delia lifts her head to look into her rear view mirror to find Eric Paisano leaning over to stare directly at them.

"Don't let me interrupt.  I'm just happy to watch you two.  I won't ask to join... unless you two are into that sort of thing?"

Ethan reaches back and punches Eric in the shoulder.  Eric narrows his eyes, but respectfully lets it go, rubbing his shoulder.

"Terrible timing, bruv."

"I couldn't help it.  She just turns me on so much..."

"Enough!  Bo's of you!  I didn't sleep wi's eis'er of you, and I don't ever intend to...

"Yeah, guys... she left that all for me."

Delia glares into her rear view mirror, and sitting next to Eric is Drake Green.  He shrugs his shoulders apologetically as he takes a sip from a glass fo scotch.  Eric and Ethan begin bickering while Drake seems uninterested at this point, but before he even has a chance.  Delia screams loudly.  She clinches her eyes closed as she shouts.

"ENOUGH! I don't need a man in my life!"

Delia's tires screech as she slams on her brakes.  As her eyes open, she sees no one in the car with her.  However, cars around her swerve, honk, and shout as they avoid hitting her.  As she slows, she pulls onto the dusty shoulder of the road.  She takes a few deep breaths, feeling extremely tense from the mind tricks being played on her.  She grips the steering wheel firmly before looking back up to see red and blue lights behind her.  She rolls her eyes as she reaches over to her purse in the passengers seat.  She digs through it, pulling out her lisence, and then goes to her glove box to pull out her registration papers.  She places them firmly in her lap as the big, broad officer slowly walks along the side of her car.  He taps on her window with his flash light, prompting Delia to roll down the window.  She looks up at him, but he shines the flash light right in her eyes.

"Evening ma'am.  Have you been drinking?"

Delia clinches one eye closed as she tries to focus on the face through the blinding light.  The voice sounds very familiar as she tries to piece it together...

"Des... Despy?"

"What?  Lisence and registration ma'am..."

Delia obediently hands the papers over as she shakes her head a bit, knocking such a ridiculous idea from her head.  As the beam of light leaves her face and focuses on the papers in her hand, she looks at the face, and while it does not match the body, it is clearly Despayre, with a buzz cut.  She smirks at the sheer ridiculousness of the situation as she leans her head back, chuckling heartily as the officer stares at her with concern.

"Let me run these through my super secret police car computer thingy, and I'll be right back."

Delia winks, knowing that she's officially lost her mind.  She finishes laughing with a long winded sigh as she turns over to look around for any sign of more familiar visitors.  None appear, and after a moment, she is brought back to the present when the flashlight taps her window once more.  She rolls the window down again as the officer hands her the paper back.  She tosses them onto her seat as she looks back to Officer Despayre.

"Your prosthetic stomach is so realistic, Despy..."

"I beg your pardon?  My name is not 'Despy', it is Officer Richard Lickey."

"HAAAA!"

Delia continues to poke at his stomach until she hears his name.  She then leans forward, slapping her knee as she laughs hard at this.  However, the officer doesn't find the humor in any of this as he scowls at Delia.

"Is there something funny about the proud Lickey family name?  Do you know who my father and grandfather are?  Peter and Johnson Lickey?"

"Yes, Amy Marshall and Jessie Salco, at least z'at is what z'e os'er Bombshells call z'em behind z'eir backs, I assure...

Delia winks as if she is letting her best buddy in on the secret.  However, he doesn't seem to get it.  He shakes his head and places his hands on his waist.

"Ms. Darling, please step out of the vehicle.  I'm going to need you to perform a few field sobriety... test... thingies..."

"Oh... Oooooooooooooh-kay..."

Delia winks once more as she opens the door, stepping out of the pink Corvette.  She closes the door slowly to see another officer step out of his vehicle.  His light brown hair blows in the wind, while his hat rests between his ears.  Delia snickers at the sight of "Officer Angel" as he saunters over to the back end of the police car, leaning against it for back up.

"Okay, Ms. Darling. I need you to walk in a straight line toward Officer Oliver Klozof, and then back to me."

Delia chuckles wildly in an immature manner as she walks the line as if it were a runway presentation.  She does so very authorative, causing Officer Lickey and Officer Klozof to snap their fingers at her demanding walk.  She turns on the balls of her heels, leaning back to bat her eyelashes at Officer Klozof before walking over to Officer Lickey, spinning her hair around as she turns to face him.

"Now, if you will excuse me, I have to get to LAX to catch my flight..."

"Oh... Ohhhkay then.  You do that, ma'am.  When is your flight, in seven hours?"

Delia chuckles, thinking it to be another of Despayre's jokes as she gets back into the car.  Officer Lickey tips his hat at Delia and then rolls his eyes behind his black frame glasses as he juts a thumb out at Delia.  Officer Klozof shakes his head at this as the two step back into their car.  They drive off slowly, passing Delia as they roll down their window.

"Welcome to Arizona, Ms. Darling. I hope you enjoy your stay."

Delia's stomach churns at the thought of being in Arizona, until she sees the emblem on the side of the state trooper's vehicle.  She looks around, noticing the familiar cactus that looks like comedy actress Octavia Spencer spanking Oprah Winfrey, and the realization comes to pass that she is, in fact, in Tucson, Arizona.  She blinks, before noticing the sun starting to rise off in the distance.  She places her forehead in her hands as she groans, wondering why she woke up from a dream, into a nightmare...
[*Fade*]






"When one has acheived a level of success such as myself, everyone comes for you.  It doesn't matter if you have gold or not, they will come for you.  Success is like nectar to the vicious hornets." -Delia, darling if you must...



"No!

The single word cuts through the air like a whip, with it's venomous tone.  It gives us a small taste fo what we are in for, but it pales in comparison to the look of anger on Delia's face as she sits in a booth with her hands clasped around a virgin strawyberry dacquiri in a small coctail glass.  Her mouth sits ajar as she glares across the table, looking from her left to her right.  A masculine hand reaches across the table to clasp onto one of her hands, but she quickly withdraws it, resting it on her lap as her angry look intensifies.

Chris:  Petit, please...

Delia takes in a deep breath, as if she were thinking of a more clever way to say what she's about to say, but it is all for naught as she practically hisses once more at her father.

Delia:  No!  No fricken way, papa...

Chris:  I'm... I'm so sorry I gave you z'e impression z'at z'is was a request.  I was, however, hoping z'at you would be more open to z'e idea...

Delia seems to throw a fit like a three year old as she crosses her arms and begins shaking her head from side to side rapidly.  Her father groans before running his hands through his feahered grey hair, all in an attempt to hide his frustration.

Delia:  I am not a toddler, papa, and I refuse to have a babysitter...

Chris:  Babysitter?  Don't be ridiculous, darling.  Z'at is not at all what I was suggesting.

Delia sneers as she looks over just a touch to his right, staring a hole through whatever, or whoever, is next to her father.  She narrows her eyes and clinches her jaws as if she is trying to whis[er a secret to her father.

Delia:  It's... hideous... No, I will not accept z'is. I am a grown woman, and I can make my own decisions.

Chris:  Like hell you can!  I allowed z'is, and you literally died because of it... TWICE!  S'ank z'e Heavens z'at you were able to be revived.  I am putting my foot down on z'e matter, Cordelia...

Delia unclinches her jaw, but her eyes don't leave her target as we pan out slightly to see a rough looking ebony skinned woman who is staring just as angrily back at Delia.  However, she remains much better composed, though her messy curls flow over her face just enough to cover the wicked intent from behind her eyes.

Delia:  No.  Z'is...

Delia extends her hand, pointing right at the woman sitting next to her dad.  She holds out her finger as if she shouldn't have to explain any further what she means by "this", before rolling her eyes.

Delia:  ... z'is is unacceptable.  Couldn't you find a strapping young man to compliment my beauty?  I mean, it... it is a "she" is it not?

Chris:  You're being ridiculous.  I s'ought you told me you were an adult...

Delia:  Ugh, whatever!  *Air quotes* SHE... is hideous.  Z'ere has to be some sort of pretty girl who could watch my back, right?  But it's disgusting!

Woman:  I have a name...

Delia:  "It"... will suffice, I assure...

Delia glances over at the woman before returning her glare over to her father finally.  She closes her eyes, rubbing at her temples as her blonde locks flick around her fingers.  She opens her eyes once again, as if to settle with her father.

Delia:  I mean, what is her name anyway?  Raggedy Anne?  Basic Betty?  Even Natalie McKinley is prettier z'an z'is mess... Couldn't you hire her instead?

Chris:  Who?

Delia:  Right?  But still, at least she could add some make up and get her hair done and look somewhat of a woman... Z'is looks like somes'ing you would find on bumfight dot come.  Urrrrrgh!

Delia growls as she brings her drink up to her lips, chasing the straw with her tongue.  She sucks at it as if it had copious amounts of alcohol in it, despite the fact it has none in it at all.  She continues sucking it in as her father places a hand on the woman's to calm her down.

Chris:  Your attitude brings out z'e worst in os'ers, you know, darling?  Maxxine here is a lovely person.

Delia:  You... you fucked her, didn't you?

Chris:  What?  I don't see how z'at is...

Delia:  You did!  Ugh!  You have no taste!  How are we even related?  At least Tessa was somewhat pretty, but... Oh, I'm going to be sick.

Maxxine finally smashes her fist against the table, shaking everyone's drinks hard.  This causes Delia to straighten her posture up.  She tries to hide the fact that this startled her, but it doesn't seem to work on anyone else at the table, or beyond.

Maxxine:  Listen up, princess!  I will do my job, by keeping you safe from others, but if yu don't curb the attitude, I can't promise to keep you safe from me.

Delia gasps, followed immediately by a scoff as she points across the table.  She looks at her father with desparation in her eyes as her lip quivers angrily.

Delia: She's s'reatening me!  If you really want to keep me safe, you will fire her and find someone actually wor's a damn!  Now, daddy!

Chris:  It was sarcasm, darling.  You're being quite unreasonable.

Delia:  No, you are papa!  You heard her s'reaten my life.  Even if it were a joke, which it wasn't I assure... it is unprofessional, and I require everyone in my entourage to be professional at all times...  No, z'is will not do at all...

Maxxine:  The contract is signed, sweetheart.  You're stuck with me whether you like it or not.

The sarcasm dripping from Maxxine's tongue is very apparent to Delia, but Chris seems to have missed this one.  He crosses his arms over his chest in a showing of his authority.  Delia stares at him, telling him otherwise, but he doesn't waiver.  She tries her best to intimidate him, but it doesn't work whatsoever.  Once she realizes she's losing this battle, she pushes her bottom lip out as she attempts to work over her father with the pouty routine instead.

Delia:  I'm sorry, papa... I'm willing to look at os'er options.  I bet Natalie could use employment after she fell from z'e face of z'e planet.  I wondered if she might be pregnant wi's how quickly she disappeared... but z'en I remembered what she looked like, and yeah...  I'll see if management still has her number.

Chris:  I'm afraid not, petit.  Maxxine comes wi's amazing credentials.  I just have a gut feeling about her.

Delia:  Yeah, me too... it's called nausea.  I'm going to freaking puke all over her two dollar Goodwill blouse...

Delia points her finger at the back of her throat and makes a gagging noise as she looks down at her drink, finally admitting defeat.  Maxxine chuckles at Delia's child-like behavior, something most people don't get to see from her.  In a way, she sort of likes her in this state, mostly because she's not speaking.  Maxxine picks up her pint as she sips on it.  Chris looks around with an optimistic look on his face.

Chris:  Darling, won't you dance wi's one of z'ese strapping young gays?  It is what you enjoy, is it not?

Delia looks around, the weak house music playing in the background is almost nauseating as she sees the less than fabulous gay men hitting on one another.  Delia simply sighs and folds her arms on top of the table, resting her head on her arms as she groans, but otherwise remains quiet.

Chris:  Underground is z'e highest rated gay club in Glasgow according to my my google application on my phone.

Delia: You sound like an old man, papa... Nobody admits to using google anymore, and z'e certainly don't say "application"... "App" is much lazier, and hence trendier.  Plus, z'is place is boring.  It's like z'e worst fricken day ever......

Delia whines as she lets her eyes wander over the mild crowd.

Chris:  Come now, sweetheart... you love z'e gays.  

Delia:  Yeah, z'e pretty gays.  Z'ese gays are like z'e rejects.  Doesn't Wales have at least one or two pretty gay boys?

Maxxine:  We're in Scotland.

Delia:  Ugh same difference!  Some feeble country which succumbed to England, which would collapse independently... Gross food, no fashion sense... we might as well be on z'e African safari again...  Worst day ev-arrrrrrr, s'ank you papa...

Delia rolls her head over, burying her face in her arms as she murmurs.  Maxxine snickers a bit at Delias misery as her father simply shakes his head.  Her attitude is starting to draw attention from the patrons of this club.  He holds his hand up apologetically to them before returning hus attention back to his daughter.

Chris:  Chaque nuage a une doublure d'argent, petit.  Look at z'e bright side.  According to my Google "app"... your favorite singer is from Scotland.

Delia:  He isn't a "singer" papa... Gawd, you're impossible!  And even he had z'e sense to leave z'is God-forsaken place to sing wi's Rihanna and Ellie Goulding.  Nobody admits to being from Scotland, just as I'm ashamed to admit I'm even visiting!

This draws plenty of attention from the patrons of the club as they turn and start to walk toward her all at once.  Delia sneers as if telling them to bring it on.  This only draws more hatred as a couple rather large women make their way over toward Delia.  Without so much as a word, they pull her from the booth, raising their fists to give her a beat down.  Delia swings her hand forward, slapping one, but the other catches her with a hard fist to the stomach.  Her father looks stunned, but Maxxine immediately shoves the table a few feet to the right as she steps out of the booth.  She grabs the one who is wailing on Delia, and she slams her into a nearby wall, so hard that it knocks a few pictures off.  She then turns to the other one and delivers a Big Boot to the side of her head, knocking her to the side.  A ballsy boy comes charging at her, but Maxxine lifts him up onto her shoulders.  She disposes of him, right through the table as if it were nothing.  She dusts her hands off, looking around at the others who are ready to come at her.  She rubs her hands together and goads them, but they give in to caution.  Chris walks over to Delia and helps her up to her feet.  Delia looks around as if she doesn't even know what just happened.  Once it all settles in, she puffs her chest out proudly as she catches her breath.

Delia:  Z'at's right bitches!  Nobody messes wi's Delia FUCKING Darling!  Try waxing your chests, and you might be pretty enough to be in my crew...

Delia doesn't even waste any time as she walks off, acting like she handled this all on her own.  Chris nods at Maxxine who quicly covers her on her way out the door.  Chris follows, nodding his head in apology to everyone, backing through the door to join his daughter and bodyguard.
[*Fade*]







"When life hands you lemons, squeeze them into your opponent's eyes, and then bitch slap them into next week.  Or, add some vodka, and forget all about your troubles." -Delia, darling if you must...



The sky is dark and dreary for being mid afternoon, as the rain pitter patters against the grass, and concrete pathways as we find our way into the Glasgow Necropolis.  The rain slowly picks up more as we hear the clicking of heels against the ground at the large stone entrance.  Off in the distance, we see a mausoleum resting on top of the highest hill, with a large cross that threatens to tear at the sky itself.  We turns to the large gate to see Delia Darling, dressed in a black business style dress suit.  Her legs are covered in tasteful black pantyhose, tracing up her legs to the knee length black dress and blazer combo.  Ruffles of her blouse stick out from her blazer, revealing a small amount of cleavage, just enough to get a good view of the silver and diamond encrusted snowflake charm of her necklace.  She is hearing a blonde bob cut wig, and a black hat with a veil to shroud her face.  Clutched in her right hand are three black roses as she wastes no time in walking along the pathway, toward her destination.  She bows her head respectfully as she passes the many resting places for the deceased, something we wouldn't expect from her.  She makes her way to a side path where a blue tarp is flutters in the wind a few yards in the distance, held up by four metal poles.  It seems to be quite large, but she isn't surprised.  She walks over to it, careful once she reaches the grassy part.  The ground sloshes against her heels as she trends slowly.  Once she reaches the tent, she lifts her veil and rubs her cherry lips together softly.

Delia:  People would expect z'e Queen of z'e Go's, Misty, to be in a cemetery, but me?  I assure you all z'at z'ere is a purpose to z'is...

Delia looks around at all of the no one who is surrounding her.  She lowers her eyes in a fake showing of disappointment.  She shrugs her shoulders as she walks past three open graves.  Walking along the blue carpet set on the ground, she makes her way to a cherry wood podium that rests in front of several vacant chairs.  She places a black book on the podium, as well as the three roses.  She opens the book and then clears her throat as she stares at the empty seats.

Delia:  Z'e following is from z'e second Maccabees, 12:43 s'rough 46... "And making a gathering, he [Judas] sent twelve thousand drachms of silver to Jerusalem for sacrifice to be offered for the sins of the dead, thinking well and religiously concerning the resurrection, (For if he had not hoped that they that were slain should rise again, it would have seemed superfluous and vain to pray for the dead,) And because he considered that they who had fallen asleep with godliness, had great grace laid up for them. It is therefore a holy and wholesome thought to pray for the dead, that they may be loosed from sins."

Delia nods her head as she looks from one side of the seating area to the next.  She flips the page over nd then clasps her hands together as she looks ahead toward the middle of the seating area.

Delia:  We are gas'ered... er, I am gas'ered here today, to remember z'e careers of a star and a bombshell wi's potentially bright futures ahead of z'em, all brought to a halt much, much too early.  Tru's be told, nobody really cares.  I wouldn't, but I am paid to care... sorry bout it.

Delia shrugs her shoulders with a playful chuckles.  She licks her index finger as she begins thumbing through a few pages of the black book.  Despite the fact that it is shrouded in black, upon further inspection, we see that it is the Burn Book, hidden by a black book cover.  Delia studies the many pages of the book that had been filled over the last year or so, before coming to a page with a new entry.  There is a picture of Travis Nathaniel Andrews pasted into it.  In pink writing next to the picture, it has his name printed, along with the word "Who?"  Delia nods her head slowly as she holds the book up for the crowd to see.

Delia:  Exactly.  If you know who z'is man is, I beg you to inform me, because I haven't z'e slightest idea.  Trenton Norman Anderson... I mean, are you new?  It's a good possibility you could have been around for years, and accomplished fuck all, because SCW is filled wi's wastes of space such as z'is.  Not one s'ing original about z'em.  Masics by definition.  Z'ey all make claims z'at z'ey are z'e best z'e world of wrestling has to offer, as if z'ey were some kind of wrestling God.  Title reigns from promotions nobody has ever heard of to justify z'eir Napoleon complexes, yet when it comes time to back z'is up here, z'ey can't even get lucky enough to get z'e Roulette Championship, a belt held by so many no-namers and newbies.  Z'e divisions have been saved wi's two excellent champions now, but fuck... it doesn't take talent to pin someone in pudding, or rip off a tuxedo...

Delia shakes her head in disgust as she groans in displeasure.  She clicks her tongue once she is finished, just to add emphasis to her disappointment.  She takes a deep breath and then clasps her hands together once more.

Delia:  Let's assume you are new.  As I said, I wouldn't know because you are a dime a dozen as z'ey say.  You are no gift.  You are a pest, a tumor on z'e very spine of z'is business.  Your only purpose is to make real champions look better by comparison.  Nobody would care if champions such as myself defeated z'e same people over and over again, or else I'd be facing Roxi Johnson and Derek S'orn or somes'ing...  Sometimes we need fodder, and z'at, sir, is all you are, Mr. Ans'ony or whatever...  Someone to make us look better.  Sure, my partner fits in z'e same category as you, but...

Delia shrugs once again as she flips to the next page.  She stops at a picture of Melody Grace.  She chuckles as her eyes seem to sparkle in delight, however, she moves past it to an entry with a picture of Steve Ramone.  She looks down at it, tracing her finger over the pink wording written next to his picture.  "Proof that drugs are bad."  She giggles as she holds the book up, showing it off to all of the people who are not there, acting as if there were hundreds of them.  She takes her time showing it off before she sets the book down on the podium.

Delia:  I'm one who saves z'e best for last.  While Melody Grace is far from z'e best... which is me of course... she is better z'an Steve Ramone.  She got a win at Inception, which is much more z'an Steve can boast.  Of course, you can't account for biased refereeing, but a win is a win, isn't it Mel, darling?  But, I am being nice and giving Steve his time to shine.  Z'e mere mentioning of his name makes him somewhat relevant, or in his eyes, it will make him a star.  Z'ere will be time for you shortly, Mel.

Delia winks and then sticks her tongue out slightly, biting onto it playfully before she looks back down to the page, being reminded of what she's meant to be talking about.

Delia:  Steve Ramone... a man who faced a boy who barely has peach fuzz on his scrotum, a half retarded Italian, and a man who had all of s'ree matches in his year and a half of being in SCW... and still lost!  You could have been partnered wi's a brick and a flaming bag of dog shit, and should have still won, yet... you still found a way, didn't you Steve?  Bravo, z'at is an accomplishment.  Let's not forget, just under one year ago...  You drew z'e luckiest partner you could have hoped for in Odette Ryder.  Everyone s'ought she would carry you to being a potential Heavyweight Champion.  She could have to, but wait...  Oh, does z'is seem familiar to you yet, Steven, darling?

Delia sneers directly at the camera as she cackles wickedly.  She relishes in this memory, knowing that Steve is as well, but she wants to let everyone in on their little inside joke.

Delia:  I ended z'at dream, didn't I?  I got into Odette's head.  I conspired wi's Gabriel to move past you two like a stepping stone, all while screwing you over in z'e end.  Sure, I didn't know I was playing you at z'e time, but it does make for interesting conversation during our strategy meeting, doesn't it?  How I knocked you out of z'e tournament last year, and how I ended z'e only chance you could have had at z'e SCW Heavyweight Championship?  You were so confident z'at you would walk past z'e drunk and z'e new girl, but... it was not to be.  And here again, fortune smiles upon you as you've drawn z'e best possible option for a partner in z'e tournament.  A woman who carried a talentless drunk to z'e finals last year.  And guess what?  I have improved, and I have a championship reign of over four mon's to prove it now.  Who knows, I just might carry you to a trophy, and a shot at z'e SCW Heavyweight Championship, which you will inevitably botch in true Steve Ramone fashion, no doubt?

Delia winks and then looks down at the picture.  She shakes her head in disgust as she looks at what should be considered a handsome smile from Steve Ramone.  She literally shudders as she places her hand over her eyes.

Delia:  No... no, I can't do z'is.  Steve, don't even get in z'e ring at all during z'is tournament.  If my female opponent tags out, do z'e smart s'ing and tag me right back in.  Don't wrestle, because you are not good at it.  Stay out of my way, because I was robbed of z'e trophy last year, and I refuse to be robbed of it again.  Be smart about z'is, because we only get one shot, and I won't let you fuck z'is up for me.  I've given you enough mention, it is time to move on, because... yeah... you're useless.

Delia turns the page back to the picture of Melody Grace, but before she can say anything about Melody, she immediately places her hands over the page in the book.  She looks up and into the camera with narrowed eyes.

Delia:  Before we get on to our C-List version of a Main Attraction, I want to take a moment to ask a genuine question to SCW management...

Delia tilts her head to the side, sucking in a sharp breath as she looks to be a mixture of hurt and angry at the same time.

Delia:  Why do you hate me so much?

Delia gives pause, as if she is waiting for a response.  She tilts her head to the other side, softening up her eyes a little.

Delia:  No, it is a legitimate question.  Why do you hate me?  Why do you take every opportunity to sabotage me?  I assumed z'is was because I single-handedly drove Vixen and Spike Staggs from SCW, but no... z'is has been going on since z'e day I signed my contract to compete.  I was given Es'an Brody as a partner last year in you *air quotes* random pairings.  Am I just unlucky, or do you hate me?  I've been given z'e gift of true beauty and talent, so I know I'm not unlucky, or else I'd look and wrestle like Jessie Salco or Amy Marshall.  No, so why do you pair me wi's people such as Es'an Brody and Steve Ramone?  At least Es'an had an excuse for being a piss poor competitor, but Steve?  He's not on drugs, according to his Wikipedia page anyway... It is debatable...  No, I bet I pulled a good partner like Caleb Houston or Andrew Watts, or even Alex Kaelin, but you couldn't stand z'e fact z'at I would win z'e tournament wi'sout a doubt.  So yu reached to z'e very bottom of z'e bag and z'e SCW roster, and you pulled out Steve Ramone... I bet you got even took a break from pulling names to pull your pas'etic, flaccid cocks to my expected misery.  You sick, twisted fucks...  Well, guess what?  I'm still going to win, just to spite you ungrateful bastards...  Sorry bout it...

Delia spits venom at the camera as she glares down at Melody's picture.  She goes silent for what seems like hours, though it is only about a minute of intense staring.  She sucks in a deep breath through her nostrils as she studies the picture, organizing her thoughts.

Delia:  Melody, you cunt...

Delia quickly covers her mouth up as she gasps.  She looks around as if she were embarrassed by what she'd just said.  She slowly removes her hand from her mouth as her head sinks down a bit.  She shakes her head as an apologetic look crosses her face.

Delia:  I'm... I'm sorry.  I don't know what came over me.  Z'at was completely uncalled for.  It was honestly ignorant of me to say, and quite inaccurate.  I apologize for my mix up, Mel.  Forgive me?  I mean, to be a cunt, you have to be smart...

Delia's apologetic look slowly drains from her face as she once again sticks her tongue out, biting onto it as she tries to stifle her own laughter.  She slides her tongue tenderly back into her mouth as she bites onto her bottom lip, groaning as she does her best to hold her laughter back.  With a slow breath, she looks back to the camera, her eyes sparkling with devious intent.

Delia:  Let's face it, Mel... you're not smart.  Z'e last book you read was Doctor Suess.  And, I'm not talking about somes'ing as complex as Green Eggs and Ham or Cat in z'e Hat... I'm talking somes'ing as simple and basic as One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish; a concept z'at you can at least grasp... debatably of course... No, you see... you are nos'ing but a cliche, and a boring one at z'at.  You are an unintelligent version of Odette Stevens.  At least she can be proper cunty and fun to argue wi's.  But you?  You started out at her biggest fan.  Decent enough taste, I suppose, but you decided you wanted to be just like her... How is z'at working out for you?

Delia reaches under the podium and pulls out the SCW World Bombshell Championship.  She places it on her shoulder, looking over to it with a smile that goes from ear to ear.

Delia:  Not so good, I see... But, to argue in favor of you, Odette never had to go s'rough someone such as myself, except when I knocked her from z'e tournament.  You won a tag match due to partial calls from a referee who is mad z'at she cannot sit wi's us any longer.  Odette won z'e Bombshell Tag Team Championships... twice.  You defeated Necra Octavian Kane, a woman who had a shot at my belt just two weeks ago.  Odette won z'e Bombshell Championship... twice.    Do you catch my drift, Mellie?  You are no Odette Stevens, nee Ryder.  You will never be in her league, and you most certainly will never be in mine.  Z'e only benefit you have is z'at you aren't going into z'is match alone like I am.

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Supercard Archives / DELIA DARLING © vs NECRA OCTAVIAN KANE
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:24:26 AM »
 
"In the land of Gods and monsters, I was an angel living in the Garden of Evil.  Screwed up, scared, doing anything that I needed. Shining like a fiery beacon." -Lana Del Rey


It's so hazy here, where ever "here" is...  Os'er than my time at z'e River Styxx, I have been unable to see anys'ing clearly.  I found myself floating s'rough a fog, confused and afraid.  I'm still not completely sure of what is going on, but I have come to terms wi's z'e fact z'at I am dead.  Z'e entire world will weep, and I am very sorry for such a tragic loss.  Delia Darling was just... for lack of better words... amazing.  She could do it all.  She could burn up a runway.  She could ruin any wrestlers career wi's so much as a blink of an eye.  She was so nice, and understanding.  She was z'e epitome of what a lady should be... of what a Bombshell should be.  Gone in z'e blink of an eye.  No greater tragedy had ever existed.  The potential had all but gone, z'ouhg.  For I had stood up to Hades and earned his respect, and his blessing to dwell z'e underworld, free of consequence.  Determination glows wis'in me as I search for som way... any way... out of here.  I owe it to z'e world to make a return.  Z'ey need someone such as myself to look up to... My gift to z'e world is my never ending life...


The dust blows around a glowing blue light as the wind whistles through the land of skeletons and dead remnants of trees, dried up, and breaking apart in the harsh wind.  Across what was once a vast lake, reduced now to a murky, muddy puddle with empty turtle shells and bones of various marine life, there is a black wrought iron gate where the light approaches.  The light reaches it, and as we slowly pan in, we see the white robe of Delia Darling blowing in the wind.  Her chest is now seen as the source of the blue light, her life force changed, and glowing stronger and brighter now as she places her hand on the gate.  She pushes on it, but it doesn't budge.  However, as her hands rest on the gate, she feels a sizzling pain shoot through her hand.  She hisses as she retracts them.  It isn't until now that she realizes the gate is free standing, and that she could walk around it to make it to this elusive land.  As she follows her instinct, she bumps into an invisible wall.  She traces it around for several feet, realizing that she has no way into this land unless it is through that gate.  She is very intrigued by this, knowing that whatever is on the other side must be good if it is protected like this.  She walks back to the gate, seeing the design at the top of the gate, reading what most closely resembles "VTU" in Hebrew lettering.  She takes a deep breath, wanting nothing more than to pass the gate.  A hissing sound trickles through the air along with a rattling noise as a low whisper of a voice, drags along a simple word...

"Liiiiiffffffe...?"

Delia hears the voice, and as offputting as it is, she simply closes her eyes, focusing on the gate.  She raises her hands up as a blast of icy crystals flows from her fingertips, blasting the gate open.  Delia's eyes open as she sees the frozen gate, and she tilts her head to the side in a bit of confusion.  However, with a glowing chest, and having conversed with Hades just hours before, nothing surprised her any longer.

"Hoder?"

Delia looks around for the source of the voice, but she finds nothing that resembled anything alive.  Delia looks around, clearly not impressed with the landscape.  She scoffs as she holds at her nose, the smell of rotting meat filling her nostrils.

Delia:  ugh, I would ras'er smell Hades' sulfury B.O. z'an... z'is...

Delia's eyes scan the landscape for anything of interest, but it is just death, even in a land of the undead.  That is, until she notices a single tree in the center of this baron land.  Her eyes light up as she quickly approaches it.  The dark red fruit fills the immediate area with a sweet, and slightly spicy sort of scent.  Delia's stomach begin to growl as she walks closer to the only other living thing around, feeling the warmth as she hears a deep voice whispering from behind, one that is much more masculine than the other one.

"The fig does not fall far from the tree... Take it, devour it..."

Delia looks around once more, not seeing the source of the voice.  She reaches up toward the fruit, pulling one down as she looks at it, the tempting flesh calling out to her.  She raises it up to her lips, ready to take a bite, so much so that she feels the perfume of the fruit touching her lips, leaving a sweet, tempting taste in her mouth.

Delia:  Wait a minute... Z'is is just too easy.

"Eat it, and you will have power that is unparalleled."

"Stay with me..."


Delia hears both voices whisper from behind her.  As she turns around, she is startled by the dark winged, horned angel known to many as Lucifer.  His white eyes glow with the intensity of the fires of hell as his white hair blows around wildly in the wind.  He is standing next to the most vile looking creature not even your worst nightmare could dream up.  The dry scales of her skin glow in Delia's light as her glowing red eyes stare right through Delia.  Her serpant tongue dances wildly at the sight of Delia.

Delia:  Let me guess... The devil, and... Amy Marshall?  No, you're far too pretty to be her.

Serpant:  Thank you.

Delia:  That wasn't a compliment, el oh el... sorry bout it.

The serpant creature sneers, baring her fangs in protest as Lucifer laughs heartily.  His eyeas focus instensely on the fig in Delia's hand as he smiles his charming smile, nudging Delia's hand back toward her mouth.

Lucifer:  Eat.  Learn.

Delia has half a mind to toss the fruit just to spite Lucifer, but it is far too tempting.  She licks at her lips as the sweet aroma fills her nostrils.  She raises it back toward her lips, ready to tear into the sweet flesh.  However, she is startled by several loud booms.  She looks over toward the now closed gate, seeing yellow flashes as several nightmarish beings crash into it, trying to get inside, only to get repelled back.  They continue to try, but to no avail.  Delia juts a thumb back toward them, and Lucifer nods his head.

Lucifer:  You are safe in here.  The bounty on your head must be high.  That is what happens when you cross Necra Octavian Kane.

Delia:  Ugh, even in dea's, I cannot escape z'at name!  She killed me, isn't z'at enough for her?

Serpant:  You are either a pure soul, or you did something terrible to her.  In case of the latter, I applaud you.

The serpant warms back up to Delia as she smiles, winking at the serpant.  The fruit in her hand calls out to her once more, but something seems off about this as she looks around at the surroundings.  The serpants tongue dances around her lips as she sees the fruit still fully intact.

Serpant:  You are a daughter of Eve.  You are fallible.  Who doesn't seek knowledge?

Lucifer: Lilith!  That is enough.  You know that it only works if it is by choice.

Delia immediately drops the fruit to the ground, watching as it shrivels up, turning black upon touching the ground.  She watches as the ground hungrily absorbs what little life remained in the fruit, and things become clear to her now.

Delia:  I s'ought z'e Garden of Eden was z'e only unspoiled land outside of Heaven.

Lilith:  It was until He abandoned it.  He forgot about it, and me.  As his favored "children" began to show him what free will truly means, he didn't have time for the garden.  Leave it to humans to destroy everything with their selfishness and vanity.

Delia:  I don't mean to sound like Doros'y from Wizard of Oz, but I really just want to go home.  I'm sorry for your troubles, but it's not really my problem.

Lilith narrows her eyes as Lucifer smirks.  He takes a step forward with his hooves kicking dirt about the dead ground.  Lilith pouts at this as she sighs loudly.

Lucifer:  I'm sure we could come to some sort of agreement if you would like to return for a decade or two?

Lilith:  Do you really think she wants to spend an eternity in your Hell as yoru servant, Lucifer?

Lucifer glares over at Lilith, who sneers in response.  Delia rolls her eyes as she looks around again, noticing a slight spark of life coming to the land as a green tint starts to take over the grass, a couple of flowers sparkling off in the distance.

Lilith:  Clearly she does not.  For a female human, she seems to have some intelligence.

Lucifer:  Don't be mad at me because Adam chose Eve over you.  Eat the fruit, Delia...

Delia looks down at the ground, but is caught off guard as another fig is placed gently in the palm of her hand out of nowhere.  She looks at it and rolls her eyes, tossing it back down to the ground.  This one shrivels even faster as the ground soaks up the life force from it.  By a single percent, the life comes back to the land around her, though there is still a long way to go.

Lucifer:  You are far too defiant for your own good.  Are you sure you aren't willing to make a deal with me?  You would fit in quite nicely in my kingdom.

Delia:  You mean your farce of a kingdom?  Who do I look like?  Misty?  Please...  If you will excuse me, I'm clearly not getting any answers here, it's been so... nice...

Delia speaks the last word with little sincerity as she turns to walk away.  She hears a soft sigh followed by the sound of hooves dredging across the dead ground.

Lucifer:  It is too bad, because you never got to meet your true love.  That was supposed to happen a few weeks after your premature death.  I'm sure he will find someone else.

Lilith:  No!  She must stay here to restore the garden.  With two life forces, it shouldn't take too long.

Delia:  Who is he?  I want to know.

Lucifer shrugs his shoulders before fanning a contract out for Delia.  The glowing piece of paper flickers in the wind as Delia reads over it for a moment.  She knows what doing this would mean, but she can't ignore the quill pen that has just appeared in her hand.  She watches as it pricks into her finger, drawing a spot of blood.  Lilith shakes her head in the negative as Delia looks back to the wide grin on Lucifer's face.  She bites onto her bottom lip in contemplation before signing a blood oath on the paper.  Lucifer lets out a booming laugh of excitement.

Lucifer:  True to my word...

He extends his clawed hand, opening up a portal of sorts to Delia's right.  She smiles as she looks through the nearly blinding light.  What she sees puts a smile on her face, but she is reluctant in walking through it as she hears Lilith calling out to her.

Lilith:  Delia?  Delia!  Can you hear me?

Delia nods her head as she leans against the Tree of Knowledge, trying her best to stop herself, but she feels the pull of life, tugging at every fiber of her being.  Lucifer's smile slowly fades as he looks down to the page.

Lucifer:  You signed this... Your Face?

Delia:  Sorry bout it...

And with that, Delia disappears into the light, feeling herself becoming heavier and heavier until she sinks down to a horizontal position, the screams of demons, the pleas of Lilith, all become deafening to her as she feels as if she is being turned inside out.  The light gets brighter and brighter until... blackness...





"My life is a novel, and I am the author.  I do not intend to write a sequel, so I have to make sure I tell a compelling story in one installment." -Delia, darling if you must...


The blackness causes Delia to tense up.  She can't see anything, but the sound of a loud buzzing noise alarms her.  The sound of people rushing around her slowly echoes in her ears as she tries her best to move, yet she can't.  She hears cries in the distance as the static buzz sizzles, cutting through her like a knife.

"CLEAR!"

With a jolt of her entire body, she desperately sucks in a deep breath as she leans up.  her eyes shoot open as she grabs at her chest, looking around in utter confusion.  Her lips quiver as she tries to talk, but the doctors rush over to her, forcing her back down to the bed.  She tries to speak again, letting out the closest thing to words that she can muster up at the moment.

Delia:  Nuh-whuh-goo-huh?

Doctor:  Ms. Darling, you need to relax.

Delia claws at his scrubs as she takes every breath, desperately feeling as if it would be her last.  Her eyes shoot around the room, spotting her father standing, crying tears of fear and joy simultaneously.  He tries to brush past the nurses to get to his daughter, but they hurriedly push him back as he protests.  Delia is still in shock as she looks at the doorway, seeing Angelica standing there, looking like an absolute mess.  I mean, her hair is flat, and she has bags under her eyes.  And the sweatpants?  Forget about them! Hideous!  However, all Delia can do is smile as she sinks back down into the hospital bed, closing her eyes as she fades once more...




As Delia's eyes open up once more, the room is much darker... and a new room altogether, and she is all alone, save for the woman sitting up in the bed next to her.  The woman is reading a month old issue of People Magazine, thumbing through the pages with a crinkle of the paper.  Delia looks around, but the shock of a new surrounding isn't nearly as severe as she lies her head back down in protest.  She sits there quietly, while the crinkling of the pages slowly gets on her nerves.  She rubs at her eyes, yawning before gritting her  teeth as she looks over at the lady next to her.

Delia:  Could you read any louder, lady?  Like fuck!

Delia growls as the woman slowly looks up from her magazine, glaring at Delia with her lips pursed.  She glares at Delia for a moment before exaggeratingly turning the page, even louder than she had been.  She smirks, feigning politeness before giggling.

Woman:  It appears I can.

Delia:  Z'at is just rude... Like, I s'ink I died or somes'ing, and z'en I come back to life, to get tormented by your outdated People Magazine, and z'at shitty attitude?

Delia picks up her bedside remote and begins rapidly pressing the button, trying her best to remain nice to the poor woman who simply responded to Delia's rudeness in kind.  Delia gets more diligent with pressing the button until finally a nurse walks into the room.  The nurse looks delighted to see Delia awake.

Nurse:  Good morning, Ms. Darling.  I'm glad to see you up and about.

Delia:  Yes, well if someone would learn to be a quiet reader, z'en maybe I would not be awake yet.

Nurse:  Ohhh, would you like some earplugs?

Delia growls as she folds her arms over her chest, ruffling her hospital gown in the process.  She winces in a bit of pain, but doesn't let it on too much as she purses her lips together.

Delia:  No, I would not like earplugs. I would like to be brought to a private room, and I would like to know what z'e hell is going on.

The nurse's eyes sparkle in the dim light of the hallway as she is taken aback by Delia's forwardness.  She pauses, trying to think of the most diplomatic way to respond to that.  She smiles sweetly as she walks back over toward the door leading to the hallway.

Nurse:  Your doctor is here, doing his rounds.  I'll let him know you're awake, and we'll work on getting your moved to another room as soon as possible.

Woman:  Thank God.  This girl sounds like a  buzz saw when she sleeps.

The nurse smirks with her back turned to Delia as she enters the hallway.  She disappears as Delia sinks down in her bed.  Her chestnut locks are somewhat matted as they fall down onto her pillow, and down over her shoulders.  She picks at her nails, disgusted at the shape they are in with the cuts that seem to cover the majority of her body.

Delia:  Ugh, I'm going to need a spa day like no os'er. I feel like I got hit by a... Oh...

Woman: I wouldn't be surprised if the bus driver went out of his way to mow you down with that attitude of yours.

Delia:  Yes, she did, but s'ank you for pointing z'at out, bitch.  Go back to reading your Angelina and Brad nonsense...

Delia rolls her eyes as she throws the covers off of her body, slowly setting her lets over the side of the bed and planting her feet firmly on the ground.  She grimaces as she holds onto her ribcage, slowly standing up.  She pulls a few stray cords off of her, causing the heart monitor to begin screaming at her.  She takes a few slow steps out into the hallway, dragging one of her legs behind her as she goes.  She looks over at the wall calendar over the nurses station, seeing that it is January 4th.  She is almost flabbergasted by this, placing a hand over her mouth.  This turns into a bit of a rare look of depression that crosses her face.

Nurse:  Oh, Ms. Darling?  You need to rest in bed.  Dr. Swanson will be in shortly to see you.

Delia:  I... I missed Christmas?  New Years Eve and day?

Nurse:  Yes, hon.  You really shouldn't be up and walking around.

Delia holds a hand out, silencing the nurse, even from half way down the hallway.  Even with this display, Delia is clearly still in shock with how long she was out of commission.  She looks around at the red paper hearts, and white cupids littering the walls where there were once green trees with rounded ornaments strategically placed around them.  She reaches her hand from the nurses direction, and places it over her mouth as she shakes.  This lasts about five seconds before the anger takes back over.  She lets out a high pitches screech as she picks up a candy dish from the nurses desk and she tosses it across the hallway, shattering it against the wall as she stomps her bare feet.  Another nurse at the desk picks up the phone, quickly pressing a few buttons, but Delia doesn't even stop to notice as she grabs a few pieces of paper, growling as she rips them to shreds, letting them fall slowly to the ground in a mess.

Delia:  Z'at FUCKING BITCH!!!

Delia screeches once more, causing technicians and some patients to poke their heads from the room to watch the dramatic spectacle that only Delia Darling could put on.  She leans out as she growls, looking at each and every one of them.

Delia:  What z'e FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?

She huffs and puffs as a few men dressed in white come through a set of double doors at the end of the hallway, with restraints at the ready, as well as a needle of sedatives.  Delia turns around to see this, and she begins throwing random medical supplies at them, anything in her reach, as she quickly backs up.  They approach her as they dodge her attacks, until Delia grabs onto a stray wheel chair, shoving it forward and tripping one of the orderlies up.  She backs up against a wall, but she isn't done fighting yet.  She reaches around for something, but there is nothing left to throw.  She turns her head to look for something, anything, but there is nothing.  Then, she feels a slight prick in her neck as she starts to feel dizzy.  She turns her head slightly, gritting her teeth at the orderly before her head starts to spin, and she falls right into his arms, into a blackout.
[*Fade*]






"The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury." -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations



It had been weeks since we heard anything from our Bombshell Champion, via Twitter, or any other media outlet.  The Marie Antoinette of wrestling was not one to keep quiet for very long, and the rumor mill known as the internet had been circling news that Delia Darling had, in fact, died.  Of course, the whole "Wrestling is fake" argument held up for the first week of her silence, but once week two was well into effect, people had begun to wonder now.  Questions of why Necra Octavian Kane was not in jail for her heinous attack were circling, and it seemed that there was an air of sympathy for the meanest Mean Girl.  The unofficial Queen Bee had somehow garnered a candle light vigile outside of SCW headquarters in Las Vegas, though it was comprised mostly of fans who had been puked on by Delia, or sprayed with Veronica's Secret, or personally victimized by one of her avantegard displays of "art".  People really felt bad for hating her, as they shared stories of having Delia Darling punch them in the face, and exactly how... awesome... it really was.

Today was the day that these rumors ended.  January 9th, 2015, at 11am, meangirlswrestling.com saw an unusual name logged onto the website, and people quickly began to whisper.  DeliaXxDarling!  Could it be?  Of course, they did not have to wait long, as within the hour, the following video blog was uploaded, with 1,496... 1,499... hits within the first ten minutes of being posted:

The camera fades in to see the outside of the Birmingham National Indoor Arena.  This would be the site of Sin City Wrestling's first stop on their 2015 World Tour, the spectacle that is known as SCW Inception.  In just two and a half days, it would be bustling with fans and talent.  Fourteen massive matches, including 8 title defenses, and the crowning of three other titles.  There was doubt about one title defense, but those quells are put to rest as the blonde bombshell, Delia Darling, steps in front of the camera.  She is wearing a black waist coat, with a grey checkered skirt, and black stockings.  She has her usual sunglasses on, with a black beret strategically cocked just a few inches to the right of where it belongs.  She adjusts the lacy scarf around her neck as her cherry lips part ever so slightly.  She lets out an intrigued chuckle as she presses a cigarette to her lips.  She takes a deep drag from it before dropping it to the concrete.  Her hair is still, even in the light breeze that waves her skirt and scarf around.  It is fanned out to the sides, chin length, which is rare for the one who normally lives by the creed of "bigger (hair) is better".  She relishes in the surprise of the potential viewers for a moment before looking directly into the camera from behind her shades.

Delia:  As one of z'e most influential poets of our time once sang... "I'm not dead, just floating... Just like z'e ink benea's my tattoo, I hide my scars from you."  Well, no longer.  Z'e Goddess of z'e dead could not kill me, no matter how hard she tried.  Here I stand, in decent hel's. I admit, she did quite a number on me.  Allow me to take a moment to give z'e masters of make up at Nyx Cosmetics some promotion.  I was run over by a monster truck, but I still look like a fucking rock star... Bitch, I'm flawless...

Delia giggles as she primps slightly, giving a view of her seemingly flawless appearance. Conveniently, a pop up ad for Nyx Cosmetics appears at the bottom of the screen.  Once Delia is finished showing off, she runs her fingers down her face as she takes a step closer to the camera.

Delia:  SCW Inception takes place in two days.  In just a few hours, the fans will line up fir the usual meet and greet events that will kick off for z'e weekend.  Z'ey will get to meet z'eir favorite Stars and Bombshells from SCW programming... well, most of z'em since I will not be z'ere.  I have more important matters to attend to wi's my lovely and supportive sisters, Angelica, Veronica, Mercedes, and Amanda.  We are in a land of culture, so why would we waste our time hanging around wrestling fans?  British societies least refined will be z'ere, mostly Irish and Turkish immigrants, as well as z'e kissing cousins.  Yeah, no s'ank you.  We left America to escape z'at...

Delia chuckles as she goes to flip her hair over her shoulder, out of sheer habit, though it doesn't budge an inch.  Her steamy breath floats through the chilled morning air as she pauses, thinking carefully on her next words.  She totally veers off course, changing the subject with a smile on her face.

Delia:  Z'is show will be huge.  Every Mean Girl is in action.  Amanda Cortez and Veronica Taylor will take on Melody Grace and Misty... yawn.  Like, is Misty even still around?  I s'ought she disappeared after I kicked her ass six weeks ago or whatever.  And Melody Grace?  She wrestles now?  Since fucking when?  No, z'at is a legitimate question.  Wasn't she z'e one who wiped Odette Stevens', nee Ryder's, ass for a living?  Whatever... Two of wrestling's "It Girls", z'e biggest s'ing to ever happen to z'e Bombshell Division, ever, will be taking on a has been, and a never was.  Is it even a wrestling match, or just a way to make Mean Girls look better?  S'ank you SCW management, but we don't need help to look good.

Delia smirks, running her tongue across her bottom lip deviously.  She pauses for a second before turning her head slightly to the left, looking off into the distance.  Soon, she begins shaking her head in disappointment before she removes her sunglasses for just a second so that we can visibly see her rolling her eyes, before she replaces them.

Delia:  Eis'er z'at, or you really want to insult us by feeding us z'e bottom of z'e bucket.  Is it my fault z'at z'e bosses don't know how to hire competent talents?  Any stray mutt z'at wanders into z'ere office wi's a resume gets hired?  Everyone gets lucky sometimes, z'ough.  I mean, z'e did sign z'e Mean Girls, Sean Jackson, and Andrew Watts, but... what else can you boast about?  You have s'ree champions out of eight who are wor's a damn.  Moi, like obvs.  Sean Jackson, duh... and Mercedes Vargas.  Despayre carries Big B on his back, so z'at "team" is a joke.  Punk and Rock Connetion or whatever?  Amy Marshall and Jessie Salco?  I don't need to say more.  Z'e Roulette title is a mess since z'at masked freak got his hands on it, and z'en he got clusterfucked by z'e two mongoloids and z'eir pretty little Twinkie boy J2H.  Even to name one of z'e s'ree as a champion is ridiculous.  But z'e s'ree champions wor's a shit, you feed z'em bottom of z'e barrel talents such as Necra Octavian Kane, Drake Green, and z'e worst of all, Traci Patterson?  Poor Mercedes is growing stagnant in her reign, because she gets D-List talents on z'e regular.  Bitch please... We're better z'an z'is.  Mercedes is definitely better z'an z'is.  Inception might be z'e biggest show in some time, but for z'e Mean Girls, it is just an overglorified, pretty polished turd.  Fourteen matches, but only four even matter, and z'at is only because of z'e one-sided level of competition in z'em.  Ugh, sorry bout it...

Delia's arrogant smirk has gone by the wayside as her furled brow and protruding jaw let us know that she's now angry.  She takes in a few deep breaths through her nose, allowing her nostrils to flare out slightly as she slowly nods her head from side to side.

Delia:  Let me ask somes'ing to z'e bosses.  Your inarguable top talent is in z'e hospital, in a coma for two weeks, surrounded by bouquets of flowers from everyone and z'eir bros'er... yet you don't so much as give one phone call to your Main Event starlet to see how she is doing?  Z'at is bad business.  If I wasn't such a nice person, I would walk out on z'is company right now, leaving you wis'out a Main Event for your supposed biggest show of z'e year.  Z'at is poor business etiquette.  I'm a professional.  I don't take too kindly to z'e disrespect I've been shown.  Z'e lack of concern for not only me, but for your own company, is appalling.  And allowing a murderer to possibly take over your most prestigious title in SCW history?  What if I had died, Erik?  What if I lost my life z'at night, Christian?  What if your biggest star was snuffed out, Mark?  If my fas'er suing you for every dirty dime you own did not sink z'is floating pile of shit of a company, z'e fact z'at your "Future Star of z'e Year 2014" award winner was murdered on television while her murderer gets to destroy all of z'e hard work said "Future Star" put into taking a title z'at meant nos'ing, and turning it into z'e most prestigous champonship belt to ever grace z'e timekeepers table... z'at would definitely sink SCW.

Delia tilts her sunglasses down, showing off her fiery brown eyes.  Her anger resonates within each and every viewer as they can't help but continue to watch... She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a silver cigarette case, opening it to retrieve a cigarette and a lighter.  She clicks the lighter, sparking the cigarette as she attempts to calm herself down.  It helps some, but not very much, as she continues her rant.

Delia:  I expected z'is kind of unprofessionalism from z'e amateur Christian Underwood, and z'e back alley tactics of Erik Staggs, but I never would have expected z'is from you, Mark Ward.  I'm not sure when you decided you hated me... hated my sisters... but you could have at least told me.  You could have granted us z'e freedom from z'e sinking ship known as "Hot Stuff International".  I mean, we were keeping z'e name afloat, even z'ough it was always basically Mean Girls plus Sean Jackson.  Wait... is z'at it, Mark?  Are you jealous of us?  Do we s'reaten you?  Does female dominance intimidate you?  I'm sorry to say z'is, but perhaps if you hired talent z'at knew how to draw interest, Mean Girls wouldn't be z'e focus of each and every show for z'e better part of a year.  Honestly, we coast.  We're not giving our best to you, because you are not z'e best.  You are simply a platform for us to promote our brand.  I mean, we wrestle for a s'ousand dollars a night, or five hundred for appearances.  I make z'at kind of money wi's z'e simple click of a clever stock option.  But, z'e Independent circuit is where z'e fans are.  So, we figure, you scratch our back?  We scratch yours?  It took me until now to realize z'at you were scratching our backs wi's knives, waiting for z'e proper time to sink it deep.  Well played, Mark... well played.  Z'ough... tell me... Did you orchestrate z'is attack wi's Necra?  I bet you were...

Delia grits her teeth as she lunges toward the camera.  Her eyes are more fiery than ever as she clutches at her stomach.  She practically snarls as she growls angrily.

Delia:  Snuffing out your brightest star is bad for business, but killing an unborn child like some Socialist Obama supporter?  Z'at is vile.  It is disgusting.  What kind of a person can call for a hit on an unborn child, and z'en curl under hsi blankets to sleep at night?  I've been called all kinds of s'ings.  People often s'ink of me as z'e Anti-Christ, but you?  You take z'e cake, Mark Ward.  I inspire controversy.  I draw money from z'e pockets of your idiotic fans.  You bleed z'em dry, and I can no longer support you.  I cannot speak for my sister, your girlfriend, Angelica, or z'e rest of z'e Mean Girls, but I will no longer associate wi's a child killer.  As of z'is moment, I am finished even mentioning your name, because it makes me want to vomit...

Delia's face twists into a sickened expression as she draws another puff of her cigarette.  She taps the end of it, causing ash to fall to the ground, completely ignoring the irony in this.  After a few huffs and puffs of anger, she closes her eyes, taking in a deep breath to calm herself down.  Once this has worked, she opens her eyes, and forces a smile onto her face.

Delia:  For z'ose who have supported me, albeit s'inking I was dead... I would like to give you hope by explaining z'e extent of my injuries.  Not to sound like Liz Smalls, but I did suffer some head trauma, and my memory of z'at fateful night is hazy.  I suffered a "cuncuuuuuuuushin" if you will.  I have a few bruised bones, cut z'e rest of z'e damage is mostly cosmetic.  Z'e internal bleeding healed while I rested peacefully in a coma for two weeks, missing Christmas and New Years, a time meant for toges'erness wi's family and friends.  Z'at part hurt z'e most.  But, I'm sure z'at it was meant to, because z'at is what a heartless bitch such as Necra Octavian Kane does best.  She's a life ruiner.  Sorry bout it.

Delia shrugs her shoulders as she plays the worlds smallest violin for the viewers.  She plays it off as if it weren't a big deal, but her demeanor lets us know that she is fuming on the inside.  She takes one last drag from her cigarette before dropping it to the ground.  She turns around toward the door of the National Indoor Arena, pushing it open as if she owns the place.  The camera follows her inside as she wanders inside the lobby.  It is darkened as no one is here to start the day yet.  There are banners for Inception hanging from the wall, including the match promo for Necra Octavian Kane versus Delia Darling.  One of her favorite shots of herself, invoking the most thought with newspaper clips and small cuts being the only thing covering her bare skin.  Such a sight is sullied by the image of Necra on the other side, causing her eyes to narrow as she turns around to face the camera, not allowing the sting to affect her any more than it already has.

Delia:  Perhaps Necra should have stuck around to make sure z'e job was finished, because I am alive, and I am well.  I might not be at one hundred percent, but ninety-nine is not bad, no?  Fifty percent would be substantial enough for me to take Necra out and retain my championship belt.  Sure, I am being kind wi's z'at estimate, but what can I say?  I'm so... nice...

Delia sighs, shaking her head as if she is amazed by her showing of kindness toward Necra.  She looks up at the ceiling as she does a half-hearted chuckle.

Delia:  Anyone who knows anys'ing about... anys'ing knows z'at I could take care of Necra Octavian Kane as if she were but a mere gnat, buzzing around my head, annoying me, but not truly a s'reat to me.  A simple swat, and she could be out of my life forever.  But, z'ey also know z'at I hold grudges.  Yes, I, Delia Darling, can sometimes forget logic.  I can toss caution into z'e wind, blinded by a quest for revenge.  And why would I not want to?  Don't I have every reason in z'e world to want to?  Z'e bitch did try to kill me brutally.  She did try to take my unborn child from me.  She ruined my holidays.  But z'e worst s'ing she did was show me complete and utter disrespect.  She tried to kill SCW, a company I worked hard to build from z'e dirt in one year.  She tried to ruin z'e Bombshell Division.  I have every right to call for her head on a silver platter, but...

Delia taps her chin as she walks off toward the double doors, leading to the arena.  She pushes them open, looking down to the half-assembled ring, shrouded in shadows from the sparce lighting.  She stands at the top of a set of steps, leading down to the arena floor, her silhouette blocking out part of the dim view as she stares down at the ring.

Delia:  ... who would want such an ugly head?  Z'e blemishes, and z'e half retarded dead eyes staring at me?  And where do I even start on z'at hair?  It's bad enough I actually have to touch her in z'e ring.  What she did to me will haunt me for quite some time I'm afraid, but what I will do to her will haunt her for eternity.

Delia turns around, letting the light pouring in from the lobby catch the glisten of her eyes, and her pearly white teeth as she smiles.  She turns back around and begins walking down the stares slowly, running the tips of her fingers over the top of the banister as she goes.

Delia:  I have every right to lock her Daughters of Darkness in their locker room while I trick her into thinking we will have a clean match.  I could put up a beautifully crafted smoke and mirrors entrance, distracting z'e imbecile as Angelica, Mercedes, Amanda, and Veronica jump over z'e barricade and beat her down, strapping her to z'e ropes wi's no escape as we systematically beat every last living FUCK out of her, making her wish she could cease to exist, only to give her anos'er harsh kick to z'e head to remind her of her immortality.  I could kindly ask Mercedes to hold Necra's arm still as I pry each nail from her figners wi's pliers, one by one, listening as she cries out in pain.  As she begs me to stop, I could snap each finger.  I could pull every last split ended hair from her head.  I could bleed her dry across z'is entire ring.  After what I've been s'rough, I'm twisted enough to do it.  She has me z'at blinded by fury...

Delia comes down to the floor of the arena.  This is where the handheld camera turns on a small light.  Delia slowly walks through the empty flooring where the steel chairs will be set up in the next day or so.  She walks down to the ring, running her fingers across it with a sick smile on her face.  The absence of ropes is noticeable as she slowly circles around the ring.

Delia:  Believe me when I say z'at z'is is not a title defense.  Roxi Johnson was a title defense.  Traci Patterson was a title defense... hell, even Misty was a title defense.  It was much more to her, just as z'is match wi's Necra is to me.  I'm sure Necra feels it is mostly just a chance at gold.  I mean, she would have to run someone over wi's a monster truck, and hope z'at z'ey die in order to attain gold when two Mean Girls hold z'e only singles Bombshell gold...  Necra is so much more z'an a title defense to me.  Z'e injuries I suffered from at her hands and z'e complete disregard for z'e life of my child have made some pretty sick s'oughts run s'rough my head z'is week, I admit.  But, z'e best idea, z'e one I know will cut z'e deepest came to me earlier today.  She wants z'e world to know z'at she ended me and my reign.  She needs z'is validation.  It is why she sunk to such desperate lows to try taking me out, no?  Obviously I stand here before you today.  She did kill me, but my spirit is too strong for her, and I came back from it. I... conquered dea's, and I did not need z'e help of my Mean Girls sisters to do it.

Delia comes around to the opposite side of the ring, where the entryway is set up and ready to go.  She stands on the edge of the ramp, looking into the ring as the camera catches her from across the ring.  She stands there silently for just a second before continuing.

Delia:  At SCW Inception, I will conquer dea's one more time.  I will let 2015 start off z'e same way 2014 ended... wi's Mean Girls dominance.  2014 belonged to Mean Girls, and z'e 2015, z'e year of z'e World Tour will be no different, I assure... Necra, darling?  I wish to leave you wi's anos'er profound tidbit from Pink... "I'm not dead... just you."  See you Sunday, bitch... Sorry bout it...

With that, Delia turns around and slowly walks up the entrance ramp to the stage.  She marches up to the curtains, turning slightly as she opens her jacket to reveal the Bombshell Championship draped over her shoulder.  In a foreboding manner, she parts the curtains, letting the light from the camera reflect off of the belt as she blows a kiss to the camera before disappearing through the curtains.
[*Fade*]

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Supercard Archives / DELIA DARLING © vs NECRA OCTAVIAN KANE
« on: December 31, 2014, 08:25:16 AM »
 It's foggy... It's so foggy. I... I can't see.  I mean to say, it is like... Silent Hill foggy.  I don't even know where I am.  I barely know who I am, but it is all coming back to me ever so slowly.  I am Delia Darling;  World Class couture model; unofficial leader of the Mean Girls; Bombshell Champion; flawless...  All s'ings z'at should be obvious to anybody wi's access to a local news stand or computer, yet... I barely remember z'em?  I need time to remember?  I simply do not understand...

Was I not wearing red lingerie with a santa hat just moments before?  I am dressed white as snow now.  Many s'ings do not make sense to me right now.  I... I remember I was having a shit night, so I decided to leave Climax Control.  I stormed off after yelling at Angelica, and z'en I went out to z'e limousine I reserved for z'e girls and I.  Arizona!  I was in Arizona, which is like... totally fucking disgusting... yet I was z'ere.  I remember I was sitting in z'e limousine, waiting for z'e driver to show up after I paged him.  Z'en, some Western cowbilly redneck was being like wayyy too loud wi's his monster truck.  I couldn't focus on touching up my make up!  I yelled out at him to stop, but z'e uggo masic s'ought it would be funny to test me when I was clearly not in z'e mood for his shit.  I continued to yell, and he decided to play Chicken wi's me.  I don't remember what happened next, but...  Wait... No.  No FUCKING way!  Could I be...?  No. NO!  No? No...

But, since when is it foggy in Arizona? Is it not like z'e dryest place in z'e United States of America?  Models whose career has gone off to die always warn us relevant models to bring plenty of skin therapy lotion if we're going to be here for more z'an a day.  No way it should be foggy here.  Did I wind up in London, perhaps?  Z'at has to be it, because z'ere is no way I could be dead.  I'm too young.  I'm too popular.  I'm Delia FUCKING Darling.  I'm like... immortal!





Delia can be seen making her way through the intense fog, her brunette hair is flowing as she slowly spins around, trying to figure out exactly where she is.  Despite the daylight, she still cannot see past arms length.  She is in a white, flowing gown as her doe like eyes wander around the cloudy scene.  She spots a faint light off in the distance, the first thing she's spotted in hours.  She places a hand over her mouth as a thankful smile comes over her face.  She gasps before running toward the light.

Delia:  Hello?  Hello!

Her thick accent, and her somewhat coarse voice shatter the silence, as the light is seen moving away.  The voices of a million lost souls cry out, and the crowd is almost deafening.

Hello?

Delia!

Where are we?

I don't feel the pain anymore.

Whose there?

I miss my family...


Delia clinches her eyes as she tries to tune it out.  She sees a silhouette off to her right, and she frantically grabs onto the arms, pulling the person close to her.

Delia:  What is going on?  Where are we?

Man 1:  You mean... you don't know?

Delia:  No! I don't!

As she pulls the man closer into her light, she sees that he is bleeding profusely from his mouth.  She gasps and covers her mouth in horror as he smiles, showing many of his teeth missing, shattered.  Delia tries to take a step back, but each one she takes, he follows just as fast.  He cackles at her as blood spatters from his lips.

Man 1:  It's over.  All of it is over! The pain, the suffering, the angst.  We've escaped it all.  What a glorious day!

Delia shakes her head as her worst fears had just been confirmed.  Her eyes clinch as she stifles out a cry.  The man's smile widens as he steps in closer, getting in her face.  She refuses to look at him, waiting to wake up from the nightmare.  But, his grip lets her know that this is anything but the works of her vivid imagination.

Delia:  No, it can't be... I won't believe it.

Man 1:  Rejoice!  Oh holy night, we're free...

Child:  Excuse me, miss... have you seen my mommy?  I'm lost...

Delia opens her eyes as she feels a young child tugging on her gown.  The man turns around, and a gaping wound is seen oozing on the back of his head just moments before he disappears into the fog.  Delia tries her best to focus on the young boy who is standing before her, fearful tears in his eyes.

Delia:  I am too, darling... I'm... I'm scared...

Child:  Me too.  But I don't hurt anymore.  That's good, right?

Delia:  Yes.  That is good.

Delia offers the young boy a friendly smile, even though the dread has her shaking in her skin.  She looks off in the distance to see the faint light glowing, but getting smaller.  She looks down at the child, not even having to utter a single word as he nods and they begin running together as the clouds swirl around them.  She eventually scoops the young child, maybe five years old or so, and she carries him so that she can catch up the the light easier.

Delia:  Wait.  WAIT!  Hello?!  Excuse me!  Hello!

Delia gets close to the light to see a man holding a lantern. His hair is jet black in appearance, with scruss covering the lower half of his face.  He is shirtless, despite the wintery cold nipping at Delia's face.  he gives her a warm smile as he leans in, his body exuding a tremendous amount of heat that instantly warms her.

Man 2:  I've been looking for you.  Come with me.

Delia:  Where are we?

The man's dark eyes twinkle warmly as he tilts his head to the side.  He waits for her to clue him in on the joke, but the punchline never comes.  He tries to think of the most delicate way to put this.

Man:  You're on the other side, Delia.

Delia:  Passed on?  And how do you know my name?

Man 2:  Not much of this land is a mystery to me, Ms. Babineaux.

Delia:  Am... Am I...?

The man nods, giving her the warmest of smiles as the child at her side cries.  He leans into Delia, and she can't help but join him, sinking down to her knees as she cradles the child. Selfishly, she uses the child to comfort herself some, but this only inspires anger within her.

Delia:  What kind of GOD would allow such you's to be wasted?  The beauty and innocence, everys'ing holy, should not be s'rown away like z'is!  I mean, I still had so much life left in me!

Man 2:  So did the child you caress, but his purpose on Earth has been fulfilled, and now I get to lead him back to Father.  The suffering is over.  Take solace in that.

Child:  But I miss my mommy, and my brother.  I wanna see them again.

Man 2:  You will, my child.  Just be patient.  They are still doing work on Earth, but they will join you eventually.

The child sniffles as he nods his head in understanding.  The man reaches out his hand, the source of the glow, rather than an actual lantern.  The child looks to a confused Delia.  Delia shakes her head in the negative as she glares up at the stranger.

Man 2:  Have faith in Him.

Delia:  And why exactly should we?  Who are you, anyway?

Man 2:  I am he Whom God Helps, known by many names.  For all intensive purposes, you can call me Azrael.

Delia narrows her eyes now, staring up at him through her tears of anger and fear.  He shakes his head, leaning down to wipe the tears from her eyes.

Azrael:  I would not expect you to know me by this name, but it is much better than the one that you are most likely more familiar with.

Delia:  Oh?  And what might that be?

Delia tilts her head to the side, speaking this much like a statement rather than a question as she glares at Azrael.  His peaceful, friendly smile remains intact as he nonchalantly answers her question.

Azrael:  I am the Angel of Death.  He who has never been tainted by death.

Delia:  You never died, yet you gather the dead, symps'izing wi's z'em?  You have GOT to be kidding me...

Delia's voice drips with sarcasm as she looks down at the child who is quivering in her arms.  She gently strokes his dark bristly hair before planting a kiss on his ebony forehead.

Azrael:  You are clearly not ready to receive judgment, but there are many who are looking for you, waiting to rip your soul apart by order of the Goddess of the Dead.  Please, allow me to take you somewhere safe?  Both of you?

Delia hears the bone chilling howling and snarling of the monstrosities that seek her out.  She watches as a dragon-like being scurries past her, sniffing her out, though under Azrael's shield, it does not find her.  She covers her mouth so not to scream, and she quickly takes his hand.  Azrael reaches out his other hand to the child.  With less hesitation, he grabs onto the hand, and they quickly disappear into thin air, leaving the monsters and lost souls to scurry around, seeking to devour Delia whole.  They are left with only her sweet rose-like smell.  They snarl as they crowd around the area, chomping at the ground where she once stood.




I don't know how it happened, but z'e world's greatest tragedy has taken place.  I expect to look down from my personal cloud in Heaven to see an international holiday declared in my honor.  You know, in my own dea's, I've become wise to my old ways.  I've learned to be humble in z'e... how long has it been?  Whatever. I've learned to be humble in z'e short amount of time z'at I have been dead.  I've realized how nice I was in my time on Ear's, but I could have been nicer.  Right?  I know!  How?!  But, maybe I could have told Misty z'at I respected her contributions to wrestling, and z'at her hair looked pretty z'at one time, and only z'at one time.  I could have let frauds like Roxi Johnson and Odette Stevens, nee Ryder, continue on wi's z'eir charades to z'e blind fans.  I could have ignored Amy Marshall's overwhelming body odor, and not told her she was a disgusting filbircow.  I could have told Electra Styles z'at I did not want to cost Brandi Shotze z'e Bombshell Championship, keeping it around her waist, because a true champion does not do z;is.  I should know since I'm z'e best our company has ever seen.  Not z'at it says much, of course...  But, I have s'ree major regrets.  

Regret number one?  I regret z'e incident wi's Spike Staggs, forcing him into retirement.  I should have just called Child Services, and let z'em see what a lunatic he is wi's his drunken child beating rages.  In my defense, I was just being a good friend to Timmy.  I mean, he grew up in z'at environment and he's so damaged from it...  Not to mention his mom faked her own dea's in order to shirk her responsibilities as a mos'er.  Misty played mommy for like half his life, and z'en he's forced to watch her aim for Spike's almost non-existent "nards" as z'ey were referred to.  Talk about an emotional wreck.  But, still... it was not my place, and I regret it.

Regret number two... I never should have played coy wi's Gabriel Asar.  I mean, had I been honest wi's z'e fact z'at I was infatuated wi's him, he would be free of z'e many sexually transmitted diseases z'at Amy Marshall gave him, AND he would know what it was like to finally be wi's a real woman.  Now he might never get z'at chance.  It is indeed a travesty of z'e highest order.  But, it is even worse because I never gave myself z'e chance at a real love, one z'at is true.  I wasted any opportunity because I found flaws in everyone who approached me.  In my defense, z'ey made it way too easy.  I was Delia Darling, and I could afford to be picky.  But, maybe if I had given some masic z'e chance, I might have been a little less of a frigid bitch.

Regret number s'ree?  I regret Necra Octavian Kane.  Yes, I regret her entire existance.    I regret z'at she was ever allowed to sully Sin City Wrestling wi's her bony ass and her washed up insults.  I regret z'at I did not take her out before z'e psychotic bitch ran me over wi's some moonshine swilling, Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe monster truck.  I mean, who does z'at?  To me?  Obviously a psycho.  Now, she might actually have a chance to hold my belt.  Z'e belt I was never defeated for, and all of my hard work wi's updating z'e image of z'at drab championship belt will have been lost, all because yet anos'er boring anti-hero, working for z'e dark side, has taken possession of it.  Z'e fans will cheer, but only because z'ey are mindless sheep.  Z'ey will get bored and stop coming to shows, and z'e company z'at I singlehandedly built up to worldwide status will sink.  I love SCW, and I love everyone in it... well, everyone who matters... which is Sean Jackson, Despayre, and Gabriel... and obviously z'e Mean Girls... Did I even need to say z'at? Because it's totally obvious.  People don't tune in to see confused little girls who watch My Little Pony running around holding onto championship belts for two weeks before losing it to some os'er dumb little girl.  Z'ey tune in to see fighting champions such as myself.  So, when Sin City Wrestling sinks like z'e Titanic, you can s'ank Necra Octavian Kane for singlehandedly destroying z'is company.  Allowing her z'e time of day... z'at is my biggest regret...





The foul stench of rotten meat and sulphur immediately smacks us in the face as he pan in over a winding staircase that seems to stretch on for miles, completely filled with people who have met their demise.  There are people of every age, gender, and ethnicity, standing around in torment as they stares ahead at a ledge where the foulest of beasts stand in wait.  Horned creatures with bat wings, and eyes that glow with the deepest of evil stares down obediently, waiting for their opportunity to devour the most vile of souls.  Crows and vultures fly across the sky as red as blood, searching for the leftovers of the horned creatures latest feasts.  They also keep watch to maintain order with the billions of people winding down these stairs, and to a murky river.  The river is filled with lost souls who have not been allowed into the Heavens, but have not been condemned  to the fiery pits of their deepest hell.  As a flash of light exlodes onto the dreary scene, it quickly fades away.  In place of the light, Delia Darling is standing in her white garb.  If she were actually alive, and seeing this, she would have hunched over to the ground and spewed the contents of her stomach, wretching at the vile smell, and the sheer horrors that await her.  However, she is not of the Earth any longer, and she is far too tired of the fear of death to care.  She simply crosses her arms over her chest as she huffs and puffs.  She looks around as the line behind her quickly fills up with what appears to be a large portion of a Middle Eastern village.  She need not ask any questions, as their shredded and charred flesh lets her know that some religious zealot seeking to appease Allah had strapped some C4 to his chest, and blew them all away.  Her questions are answered as a flash of dark blue lightning crashes into the tall building ahead of them.  There is a disruption throughout the line as word travels quickly that someone had been afforded the opportunity to "cut in line".  Within seconds, there is a sinister laugh that echoes over the barren land, before a booming voice accompanies it.

"WITHOUT QUESTION YOU ARE MINE!!!"

The shrieking of a man can be heard as a couple of the beasts turn and enter into the building, flying off just as quickly with a man screaming in his native Arabic tongue as they dig their claws into his flesh, taking him off into the black horizon.  The people behind Delia cheer for this, while the others are still rubbed the wrong way that this man had been given the chance to learn his fate sooner than them.  Delia brushes a rogue strand of hair out of her face as she taps her foot.  What seems like an eternity has passed, and then the line starts to move.  Delia rolls her eyes as she lifts up the sides of her garb so not to trip over it as she walks along.

Delia:  Ugh!  Finally...

Before she can get too far ahead, she bumps into the person standing in front of her, a pale woman with jet black hair cascading down her back.  Delia covers her mouth, finding comfort in the fact that she might actually know someone.  She reluctantly taps on the woman's shoulder, with a hopeful smile on her face.

Delia:  M... Misty?

The woman turns around, showing stitches from a plastic surgery gone wrong.  She makes Frankenstein look attractive, and Delia shudders, shrinking back a few steps.

Delia:  Sorry, you are far too pretty to be who I s'ought you were...  Carry on.

Delia flips her hair over her shoulder as she begins to preen her nails, as if there were any dirt under them, which is not the case.  She begins humming as a crow dives down, cawing loudly in her face as it wraps a claw around a strand of her hair, ripping it out as she shrieks in pain.  It flies off into the distance as Delia glares at it.

Delia:  Z'at hairdo took hours, you fils'y beast!  Now I have to spend eternity, standing in z'is stupid line, waiting for some stupid Archangel to tell me what a nice person I've been before letting me into Heaven!  I do hope God will restore my hair to it's former glory...

Delia kicks at a jagged stone with her bare foot, knocking it into the river of souls, known to mythology as the River Styxx.  She watches as the hands graze the surface, trying to grab onto any source of lifeforce that they can.  She snubs her nose at the condemned as the line now moves the length of two people.  She shakes her head, growing more and more agitated by the forced wait.  She bumps into the prettier Misty, cutting in front of her as she shouts in protest.  Delia shrugs her shoulders.

Delia:  Sorry bout it... I'm sure z'at heaven cannot wait to give me my wings, for I've been a perfect angel.  It is probably some mistake z'at I have been forced to wait in z'is never ending line for...

As Delia continues to move forward past about thirty people, knocking them out of the way, she is interrupted mid sentence as a horned beast lands right in front her her, his hot, rancid breath blowing in her face with the heavy snarl as he gives her a warning not to come any closer.  Delia holds her hands up in surrender.  

Delia: Okay, Jessie Salco... As you wish...

She finds her way back in line, closer than before, but with a very long wait ahead of her still.  The old man behind her glares down as Delia snubs her nose at him.  This causes him to finally break his silence.

Old Man:  Look here, Princess!  I've been waiting in this line for a lot longer than you.

Delia:  How did you die?  Drowning?

Old Man: No, a heart attack. Why?

Delia gives the man a hard shove into the River Styxx as the condemned souls drag him underneath, refusing to let go of him.  Delia flips her hair before stepping back in to act innocent, though this charade isn't lost on anyone.  They all whisper about her as the line slowly moves once more.  The crow with her hair flies overhead as the light catches the glowing lock tied around it's leg with a small piece of paper attached.  Delia growls under her breath as she sees this.  The perfect shine and bounce of the hair lets her know that this is indeed the same crow, because her hair is... flawless!  She narrows her eyes as she cups her hands around her mouth.

Delia:  Hello!!!  Can we get on wi's z'is any faster?  People are lining up faster z'an you can... do whatever it is you're doing!  I have places to be, you know!

Delia grunts as she shoves past the horned beast, as well as several other people.  She sees that the horned beast cannot touch her before judgment, so she wastes little time in making her long trek up the winding staircase.

An Eternity Later...

Delia seems out of breath, even though she still looks flawless!  She comes to the wrought iron doors of this hellish gateway that leads to the heavens of to Hades.  The angry mob behind her shouts out at her in protest, but she turns around and flips them off while sticking her tongue out.  She does a little dance before smacking her backside, giving them all a taste of how little she cares about their struggles.  She brushes past the beasts guarding the door and walks into a dark room that smells at least ten times as bad as it had outside.  She holds her nose as she groans.

Delia: Ugh, gross!  Have you NOT heard of Fabreeze?

She looks around at the dark, damp stone surrounding her as she walks down the hallway filled with others awaiting their final judgment.  The walls drip with a green slime as Delia walks forward, trying not to get splattered with it.  She walks toward the end of the hallway where a blue-green glow is coming.  She can hear someone weeping  on the other side of the glow.

Male Voice:  Time has no meaning here, but if it had, you would have waited two hundred years for this moment.  The moment where your fate has been decided.  Will it be eternal damnation...

There is a loud snarl, followed by the sounds of ultimate fear emitted from the defendant.

Male Voice:  ... or eternal salvation...  We've reviewed your time on Earth, and we have come to a decision...

Delia lowers her head in determination as she storms through the blinding glow to enter a room.  She sees minions standing in front of a throne made of human skulls, where Hades himself sits, wearing a horned helmet and a loin cloth made of human flesh.  His dark beard hangs down as his eyes glow with a sinister white flame, hotter than the flames of Hades itself.  He holds a staff in his hand with a glowing orb as he stares down at a thin, pale man in his late twenties, who clearly died of a drug overdose by the foam around his mouth and dripping from his nose.  He quivers on his knees. as Hades breaks his stare to look up to Delia.  He snarls as the guards look back to her as well.  It is now that a three headed beast looks from behind the thrown, steam bellowing from it's three mouths.

Hades:  What is the meaning of this?

Delia isn't exactly sure what to do now as she hadn't thought this far ahead.  She tosses any fear aside as she places a hand firmly on her hip.  Her dark brown eyes glare forward at Hades as she raises a hand up to her side, pointing her thumb back at the line.

Delia:  Excuse me, but could you go any faster?  I mean, how hard is it for a God to tell someone whether they deserve to go to Heaven or Hell?

Hades sighs in annoyance as he raises his staff off of the ground.  He stands up from his throne as the beast behind him also rises, appearing to be about thirty feet tall.  Delia gulps, but doesn't back down any.

Hades:  Of course, only a Christian would be foolish enough to think of things being so simple.  Allow me to speak candidly for a moment when I say that Yahweh's philospohy of compassion and mercy holds no place in my throne room!  The God of the Israelites has not claimed you, because he does not rule over you.  He does not favor you, foolish girl!

Delia:  A test, of course... Well, z'e Bible says z'at Lucifer will...

Hades:  Lucifer wishes he were me, bitch!  He is nothing but a fallen servant to Yahweh, while I am a God!  This is MY kingdom!  You will play by my rules, or else...

Delia:  Or else what?  I've been to Arizona.  I DIED in Arizona!  Do you really s'ink z'at it could possibly get any worse z'an z'at?  Maybe it is you who is foolish...

Delia rolls her eyes as she takes a step forward.  The guards let go of the man on his knees and they turn to walk over to Delia, who stands her ground.  She doesn't move an inch as she takes her surroundings in.

Hades:  If you truly believe that, then you are even more foolish than I had originally thought.  Bring this one forward...

The guards seize Delia and they drag her toward the throne where Hades sits back down.  He holds his staff out toward Delia as a glow is emitted from it.  Within seconds, a wicked smile crosses his face as he lets out a booming laugh that echoes off of the walls.

Hades:  I should have known.  This is the work of my lovely wife.  I'm just wondering why you are here instead of licking the dirt from her lovely bare feet.

Delia:  If you s'ink any part of z'at woman is lovely, z'en you are clearly delusional... Wait, wife?  You're married to Necra?  Even you could do so much better. Sorry, not sorry...

Hades growls out in frustration as the guards force Delia to lift her head and stare directly at him.  She has a wicked smile of her own now.  The two engage in a stare down of epic proportions, but Delia finds herself with a slight advantage, having struck a nerve.  Despite Hades ruling the underworld, there are certain rules he must abide by, and Delia's seen Disney's Hercules enough times to know this.

Delia:  Look, your wife broke z'e rules she is bound by.  She did not wait for my natural dea's to occur.  She forced it.  I shouldn't even be here, honestly.  So, if you'll just wave your magic wand and send me back to Ear's, z'at would be like super...

Hades:  I won't hear any more of your wicked lies, woman...  I should send you to the back of the line, making your wait five hundred years for judgment, but your putrid soul is far to tantilizing to me.  And, I'd assume that if my wife had taken such extreme measures to ensure your death, that she would fancy coming home to find you gift wrapped and waiting at the foot of her throne.

Delia's face sours as all of the wind had been taken out of her sails.  She lowers her head as a tinge of regret fills her voice.

Delia: I'd ras'er wait at z'e back of z'e line...

Hades:  As you said, your time is far too precious to squander, waiting in line for the inevitable.  Guards, please do show her to our most vile chamber.  Necra will be quite pleased when she returns home.

Delia: Wait, no!  No, you can't!

The guards yank her up by her arms as they prepare to lead her off to a side hallway, one that is almost never used in this castle.  Delia growls and screams in protest as they turn.  She uses her flexibility to escape from their grasp, and in a surprising turn of events, she grabs the staff from Hades' hand!  She charges off toward the door she came through as the guards and the beast quickly follow behind her.  She makes it to the crowd waiting outside, who all shout at her angrily.  Once they see the disruption, they all grab onto Delia, holding her in place as the guards catch up.  Delia turns around and smacks the people with the staff, loosening their grip before she slams the staff to the ground, causing a boom as she shouts "Guilty!"  The man to her side bursts into blue green flames as he seems to evaporate.  Delia's eyes widen, and in desparation, she repeats this with a nearby woman, shouting a judgment call at her.  She does this rapidly as she stares at the crowd, until about eight others has gone the same way.  Eventually, the guards grab onto her and they wrestle the staff away from her.  They pick her up, squeezing her tightly so that she cannot move as they carry her forward.  They make it to the doors of the castle where Hades stands, wide eyed in shock.  The first guard hands Hades his staff as he reluctantly takes it.  Delia screams in frustration as she pounds on the hefty guard's back.

Guard 1:  This one is fiesty, your majesty.  Are you sure that she belongs in a cell?

Hades:  No...

The guards, and Delia look at Hades as he removes his helmet to reveal a head full of hair that looks like ashes.  He narrows his eyes as he looks at Delia, who gives the guard one last meaningless club to the back.

Guard 2:  Should we carry her down, then?

Hades:  No.

The guards look completely awestruck, unable to speak a word.  Not that they would defy their ruler, but even if they wanted to, they could not.  He takes Delia from their grasp, setting her back on the ground.

Hades:  Every one of those souls she claimed for me was deserving of their place.  A serial murderer, a pedophile, and a woman who has has claimed far too many riches by swindling them from the less fortunate, with no remorse for her actions... A man who pumps narcotics to children... all of whom are the lowest of the low.  She cast their judgment without batting an eyelash.  I'm impressed.

He places his staff against Delia's chest, causing a bright light to flash as she jolts and screams in agony.  She knows that this is her final breath, so she takes it in, savoring it before she finds herself reduced to nothing more than blue embers, floating in the putrid winds off of the River Styxx.  Hades smiles wickedly as he removes the staff from her chest.  Delia's eyes are clinched as she reflects on all of the mistakes she's made in her life, like that one time she wore a red halter top to a party that was semi-casual, and the perm she got when she was ten.  She apologizes, and makes peace with it before she realizes that she is still there.  Her eyes slowly open as she looks around, questioningly.

Delia:  What?

Hades: The winter months get dreadfully lonely down here without my Goddess by my side.  It might be nice to have the company.

Delia:  Yeah...  no thanks.

Hades: I find it humorous that you thought of that as a request...

Hades leans down and strokes Delia's chin as she retracts, making a disgusted face.  She looks around at the castle in front of her and sighs.

Delia:  First off, z'is place would need like z'e best interior decorator of the underworld... like HGTV's David Bromstadt...  We need a queer eye for the dead guy.  Secondly, I don't share men, especially wi's someone like Necra Octavian Kane.  Guh-ross!

Delia pulls herself off of her knees, dusting off her gown as she looks directly at Hades.  She gives him a gentle pat on his cheek.

Delia:  It's not me, darling... it's you, I assure...

Delia looks around as she starts to walk off.  The guards ready themselves to take her when Hades puts his hand up to stop them.  As Delia walks off, he smiles and speaks to them quietly.

Hades:  She won't last long out in Purgatory.  And if she does, my lovely wife will surely bring her back here when she returns.  She is already looking for her, I hear.  I just hope that she doesn't discover the gift I've given her, or else Hell might actually freeze over...

Hades turns around with a wicked laugh as he disappears back into his castle and the scene fades out to complete blackness.




Where z'ere is a will, z'ere is a way, z'ey say.  My will to live is far to strong.  Much like z'e child growing inside of me, we refuse to give up s'rough all adversity.  I'm too much for z'e underworld to handle anyway.  But what is next?  I don't know z'e lands of z'e dead like some people.  Will I ever find my way back?  Or is Hades right?  Will I just wander aimlessly until Necra finds me?  If she does find me, she better bring my Bombshell Championship, because I refuse to let her have it.  Not even over my dead body will z'at happen, I assure...

16
Climax Control Archives / My Little Bundle of Joy
« on: December 12, 2014, 10:34:07 AM »
 There is a soft cloud of smoke that filters through the room, causing the view to become blurry at a quick rate.  We focus in on the source of the smoke, a pair of blurred, crimson red lips.  As soon as the smoke slowly dissipates, the lips become more prominent.  Within a few seconds, a pair of neatly manicured nails brings a half finished cigarette to the pair of lips, taking in another deep drag.  The cigarette withdraws from the lips as they open partially.  A small plume of smoke exits the lips, before being drawn back in quickly.  We pan out slowly to find our Bombshell Champion, Delia Darling, wearing a pair of sunglasses over her usually doe-like eyes, her hair cascading down her back in a platinum blonde fountain.  Her red ruffled blouse gives us a feel of Christmas come early when combined with the thin gold chain, sporting an antique bell charm.  However, the most prominent part of the shot, besides Delia herself, is the Bombshell Championship that is resting upon her shoulders.  She brings the cigarette back to her lips, taking a slow, seductive drag as she sits in an office chair at a desk.  She appears to be impatient as she glares down at the name plate on the desk, reading “Erik Staggs”.  She tips her cigarette toward it, ashing upon it just as the door opens.  She sighs out in relief, billowing out a large cloud of smoke as an after effect.  She doesn’t bother turning around to acknowledge SCW’s Head of Talent Relations.

Erik walks into the room, immediately hit in the face with the smell of cigarettes filling his nostrils.  His face sours as he straightens the silver tie around his neck, running his hands down his light blue dress shirt.  He closes the grey jacket to maintain a sense of professionalism, despite the scowl upon his face.  Delia sets her arm on the arm rest, holding her cigarette in the air.  Erik immediately walks over to her and snatches the cigarette from between her fingers.  He walks with firm authority around his desk, dropping it into  coffee hug before picking up a manila envelope, fanning the smoke around as best he can.

Erik:  What the hell are you doing?

Delia forces her lips over to one side, letting out the last bit of smoke from her lungs as she likely calculates Erik’s reaction from under her sunglasses.  Her lips comes back around, before curling into a smile.

Delia:  Why, I was having a cigarette, darling.  What are you doing, aside from wasting my valuable time?

Erik narrows his eyes at Delia before slamming his palms against the top of his desk.  He wraps his fingers underneath as he glares at her with the Staggs signature icy glare.  This only causes her smile to intensify as she shows her pearly white teeth.

Erik:  You think you’re really something, don’t you Ms. Darling?

Delia:  I don’t have to.  Everyone else does enough of z’at for me.

Delia shrugs her shoulders as she gently lowers her sunglasses from over her eyes.  She slowly closes the ear pieces together before tucking them down into her purse, all while her eyes never once look away from Erik’s.  Her lips slowly meet once again, though the left corner of her lips stay curled into a smile.  Erik is not amused as he slowly lowers himself into his seat.  Disgust is plastered across his entire face.

Erik:  You’re so full of it, Delia.  Trust me.  I know when I’m knee deep in bullshit, and this reeks of your own special brand of it.

Delia winks at Erik before offering him a chuckle.  She reaches down into her purse, pulling out a pack of class A cigarettes.  She dares to pull one out, closing the pack together before reaching into her pocket to pull out a book of matches.

Erik:  Don’t you fucking dare…

Delia:  I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you quit.

Erik:  I didn’t, but this is a no smoking building.

Delia flicks her tongue out from between her lips as she slides it across her lower lip, itching for her nicotine fix to be fulfilled.  This is when the pleasantries are brushed side for Delia.

Delia:  Z’at is funny, because I could have sworn z’at I walked past z’e Men’s restroom a few hours ago… you know, after “Stoner” Scott Oliver walked inside, and… I saw smoke coming from under z’e door.  And it was much more foul of an odor z’an z’ese.  You know, I s’ink it might have been a marijuana cigarette… such as z’e ones which are illegal in Nevada…

Erik:  That’s none of my business, actu…

Delia:  Oh, no z’at is where you are wrong.  You see, cigarettes are not illegal.  By smoking z’em, I am doing nos’ing z’at could land me behind bars.  Z’e putrid smell z’at resonates from z’e Men’s LOCKER ROOM z’ese days, as well as z’at disgusting stoner fuck of an interviewer… is very much your business.  Is it not your job to force people to piss in a cup before z’ey sign z’eir contract?  Z’e very ones who plaster Twitter wi’s z’e details of z’eir very illegal escapades, and even pass out drug filled brownies backstage…  S’ank GOD I do not eat chocolate, or who knows what might have happened to me!

Erik’s lip curls up into a bit of a snarl.  Delia snubs her nose at him as her eyes flare up, having officially made her point.  She presses the cigarette between her lips as she pulls a match from the book, striking it on the red line on the back of the book.  She brings the match up to the cigarette, taking another deep drag before dropping the burning match into the same coffee cup on Erik’s desk.

Delia:  Now, I don’t suppose you called me here for a lecture about how terrible smoking is for my heals’?

Erik:  No, I called you here, because there is a more pressing matter.  You have something that belongs to Sin City Wrestling, and with the ethical dilemma you’ve put us in, we have no other option but to…

Delia holds her cigarette between two fingers, but curls one around the cigarette as she holds the other up to stop Erik in mid sentence.  She shakes her head from side to side as she blows out another plume of smoke in his face.

Delia:  Because I am so nice, I must stop you before you make a complete and utter ass of yourself, Mister Staggs…

Delia adjusts herself in her seat before reaching up to the belt on her shoulder.  She clutches onto it with her free hand, in a very possessive manner, almost daring Erik to try to physically take it from her.

Delia:  Z’ere is no es’ical dilemma here.  You have a letter faxed from my primary physician, explaining z’at I am not pregnant, and z’erefore, I can still wrestle.

Erik:  Bull… shit!

Erik pounds the top of his desk once more, so hard that, combined with how fast his voice raised, it even makes Delia jump somewhat.  She scoffs to hide the fact that she was intimidated for even a second, but Erik doesn’t afford her a chance to make a snarky, sarcastic remark.

Erik:  We both know that the letter is a fake.

Delia:  Call him.  I assure you Jeffrey would be more z’an happy to share z’e test results wi’s you once I’ve given him written consent…

Erik:  I did call him, and do you know what his response was?

Delia shrugs her shoulders, though she returns the same venomous stare that he is giving her.

Delia:  No, I do not, because I wasn’t on z’e phone wi’s you two, nor was I even in z’e same room as you, and do you know why?  It was because you made me sit in your office while you took forever to get in contact wi’s my doctor.

Erik:  First off, it is a Sunday night, and he took a while to return my call.  Secondly, his response was rather confusing.  He said “Yeah, I mean no… whatever the letter I faxed over said.”  He wasn’t even clever about the bullshit he was trying to feed me.

Delia stares, her left eye narrowing slightly as she clinches her teeth together behind her lips.  After a moment, Delia finally breaks the stare as she looks away from Erik.

Delia:  You have my letter, so I do not understand what z’e big deal is, Mister Staggs…

Erik shakes his head as he lets out a laugh, though there is a very obvious sense of disgust to it.  He tilts his head to the side, studying Delia, waiting for her to show some sign of remorse, or understanding of his way of thinking.  When it doesn’t come, he does a sarcastic scoff at her, mocking her before he proceeds to explain.

Erik:  â€œI do not understand what z’e big deal is, Mister…”  Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!  Are you certifiably mental, or are you just a complete fucking moron?  It’s a legitimate question, because if you really don’t see what is wrong with this picture, then those are the only two options!

Delia shrugs her shoulders before flipping a few loose strands of hair over her shoulder, keeping it off of the Bombshell Championship.

Delia:  I did not ask for your sarcasm, Staggs.

Erik points from across his desk, becoming much more animated than we are used to seeing him.  He laughs abruptly, which only makes Delia roll her eyes.

Erik:  You asked the idiotic question of what was wrong with this picture.  What ISN’T wrong with this?  You’re PREGNANT, and you’re so wrapped up in your own personal interests that you can’t even set it aside for your CHILD!!!

Delia: Are we finished yet?  I would like to leave z’is shithole before it gets too dark.    Z’ere are a lot of desperate people in San Jose…

Erik:  Almost…

Erik reaches over the desk and abruptly snatches the belt off of Delia’s shoulder before she even has time to try to protest.  She gasps, but is too late to try to grab onto the belt.  Erik sets it down in his lap, and with a daring facial expression, he snarls at Delia.

Erik:  Now we’re finished.  You can leave now.

Delia:  I will NOT leave wi’sout my…

Erik:  YOUR what?  It’s not YOUR anything.  It is Sin City Wrestling property.  Pack your shit and get the hell out of here.  I’m tired of looking at you.

Delia glares at Erik, practically snarling back at him as she digs her nails into the arm rest of the chair.  She leans forward, ready to leap over the desk and tackle Erik, and he gives her an expression that dares her to.  She bares her teeth at him before standing up, pushing the chair back.  He leans back in his chair, calming down while Delia leans over the desk.  Delia breathes heavily in anger as she stares down at Erik.  After a moment, she pushes herself off of the desk and reaches into her pocket, retrieving her cell phone.  She begins dialing a number, which causes Erik to become intrigued.

Delia:  Let’s see what my lawyer has to say about z’is, shall we? … Hello?  Yes, z’is is Delia Darling… Yes… Yes… I have a very important matter to discuss wi’s you.

Erik:  Go ahead.  I always loved a good battle between lawyers…

Delia:  I have given my employer an official statement from my physician, clearing me to wrestle, yet z’ey still insist on stripping me of my championship, and forcing me out of my job.  I am not familiar wi’s American law, but I assume z’is is against z’e law? … Yes, I s’ought so… Yes.  I s’ink I am suffering from mental anguish because of z’is as well… Yes… Yes… Sin City Wrestling… Yes… s’ank you…

Delia taps her foot as a snarky smirk comes over her face.  She turns to face Erik as her smile widens with what she is hearing.  Erik rolls his eyes as he looks down at the belt in his lap.

Delia:  It appears I have a strong case.  I do hope z’at you can explain to Mark and Christian why you are going to bankrupt z’is shitty promotion by forcing one of few actual talents from z’e roster, while bringing on a major lawsuit in z’e process?

Erik just glares at her angrily as she slides her phone back into her pocket.  She slowly saunters around the desk as she reaches down into Erik’s lap, slowly taking the Bombshell Championship back into her possession.  She places it back on her shoulder where it was before, only to glare down at Erik once more.

Delia:  Try z’at again, and I assure you… I will OWN Sin City Wrestling… FOR REAL!

Delia lets out the last part with a very shrill, demanding shout that echoes off of the walls.  She turns around and walks over to the door.  As she exits it, she slams it behind her, walking into the hallway.  Standing against the wall is Mercedes Vargas, also sporting her Bombshell Roulette Championship.  Her eyes gravitate toward Delia’s belt as a smirk comes across her face.

Mercedes:  I assume things went your way?

Delia is flustered, but she immediately forces herself into a calm, composed form as she puts a smile on her face.  She takes a deep breath before sighing it out in relief.

Delia:  Always, darling… always…

Delia and Mercedes begin walking down the hallway when they are almost immediately stopped by Holly Wood.  The three ladies share an intense stare down before Holly slowly brings a microphone from behind her back, bringing it up to her lips.

Holly:  So, Delia… It appears that you still have the Bombshell Championship?

Holly’s voice comes out as a mixture of sarcasm and surprise.  Delia immediately flips her hair in a showing of disrespect to Holly as she looks down at the belt draped over her shoulder.

Delia:  It would appear to be so, would it not?

Holly:  Well, Erik always did have a hard spot for the Bombshells.  I’m not sure how you pulled that one off… but I’d love for you to give me the juicy details…

Holly winks at the camera, giving us a hint at what she’s picturing mentally.  However, Delia and Mercedes don’t find the same humor in it that Holly does, both rolling their eyes at her.

Delia:  Is z’ere a point to z’is all?

Holly:  Yeah, there is but… Never mind.  So, I guess the Main Event for next week is still happening?

Delia:  Well, I figured you would know since you blew your way into z’e SCW inner circle.  How would I know?

Holly:  Well, you’re in it!

Mercedes:  Naturally.  She’s Delia Fucking Darling, why would she not be?

Holly looks over at Mercedes, tracing a finger across her own cheek as she gently brushes a strand of blonde, springy hair from her face.  She gives Mercedes a fake friendly smirk before looking back to Delia.

Holly:  You’re defending your championship next week, but most of us were wondering if that was still happening since you got knocked up by Drake Green.  How are you still allowed to wrestle?

Delia:  Z’at is between management, my physician, and myself.  Let me guess, I am going to defend against Roxi Johnson z’is week?  Figures…

Holly:  No…

Delia:  Misty?

Holly shakes her head in the negative, causing Delia to scratch her head in a mixture of surprise and confusion.

Delia:  Z’e cleaning lady?  I mean, who else is z’ere?

Holly:  Necra Octavian Kane.

Delia:  Who?

Holly:  The Goddess of the Dead?  The woman who came out and challenged you to a Sarcophagus Match.

Delia tilts her head back and chuckles.  She looks over to Mercedes, who smiles, but nods her head.  Delia playfully snarls as if that couldn’t possibly be true.  She shakes her head and then slowly stops herself from chuckling more.

Delia:  Really?  Z’at is a real s’ing?  I mean, Sarcophgus Match AND z’e fact z’at Necra challenged me?  Why would she do somes’ing so stupid…?

Mercedes:  We did kind of beat the hell out of her servant girl about an hour ago.  She seemed kind of angry about that.

Delia:  Yeah, but does z’at instantly make her wor’s my time?  She’s not.  She never will be.  Her Daughters of Doldrums have been like a s’orn in our sides for mon’s, but suddenly z’ey get to demand title shots?  I don’t walk around here making demands, and I’m one of s’ree Bombshells around here wor’s two shits.  She must need to feel like a big shot or some’sing.  Well, I’ll indulge her, but only because I’m… so nice.  I’ll see her in z’e ring next week, but I’ve got an appointment after z’e show, so I won’t have much time to make her feel as if she has a chance of actually winning.

Holly:  What if she does stand a chance of actually winning?

Mercedes and Delia laugh at the sheer thought of what Holly just said.  Holly narrows her eyes until a sly smirk comes over her face.  She joins in with the laughing for just a second before talking low into the microphone.

Holly:  Maybe if she doesn’t take Necra serious, we could finally see a new Bombshell Champion.  Who doesn’t want to see that?

Holly immediately begins laughing with Delia and Mercedes again before the two Mean Girls start to walk off.  Delia pats her title belt firmly before her and Mercedes walk into the Mean Girls locker room, shutting the door firmly behind them as the camera fades out.

17
Supercard Archives / DELIA (c) vs MISTY
« on: November 07, 2014, 12:01:53 PM »
 Delia:  *Chuckle*  Oh, z’at is rich.  Consider it stol-en hun-ty

Delia snaps her fingers as she chuckles once more, this time in a very genuine manner.  Kittie closes her eye, wishing she could fast forward through this free meal and get out of here.  She raises her eyebrow as she continues to look over the menu.

Delia:  And what important s’ings have you got going on at z’e moment?  Managing SCW’s own resident jobber clobberer?  He’ like two steps away from being a maintenance man around here…

Kittie:  Oh fuck you, Deelz…  He does clean this place up though.  He keeps undeserving assholes away from championships.  It’s too bad there isn’t a female version of him for the Bombshell Division or you wouldn’t be shitting over the one thing I ever did right in my career…

Delia should be offended by this comment, but the puppet master seems to have elicited the exact response she was hoping for.  However, a gentle stroke of her finger through a loose strand of hair lets us know that she is going to put the final nail in this coffin.

Delia:  It is too bad no one even remembers z’at you are a former Bombshell Champion.  No one remembers z’at, and no one remembers z’at you also inaugurated z’e championship z’at Mercedes Vargas currently holds.  I mean, of course z’e Mean Girls do, but everyone else?  No, z’ey only see Misty as z’e be-all end-all of z’e division.  So sad really.

Kittie wants to object, but the snarl forming on her face keeps her silent as she stares daggers into Delia.  Her nostrils flare out as she is getting visibly angry.  She pounds her fist against the table, rattling the glasses and the silverware in the process, only causing Delia’s smile to widen.

Delia:  I mean, aside from myself, you were z’e prettiest, most deserving Bombshell Champion, like, ever.  People don’t realize z’at you were one of s’ree Bombshells z’at started off z’e division.  Z’ey don’t give you z’e credit you deserve, because you were z’e one z’ey hated.  Do you see z’e similarities?

Kittie:  Fuck!  There’s this scale I use to judge people and their manipulation skills.  At the beginning, there are people who couldn’t convince a starving man to eat a free sandwich, and then there’s those who I admire, who could sell ice to an Eskimo.  And then, at the very end, there are people who I want to go ape shit on because they are disgustingly twisted to the point it’s just sad… and that’s where you stand.  I actually had to create a new depth to this mental chart just for you…

Delia sighs in desperation as she looks at the blonde former Bombshell.  She pouts as she looks down at the menu once more.  The waitress is seen coming over toward them, but Delia waves her off discreetly.

Delia:  So, you’re not going to help me?

Kittie laughs out loud at this suggestion.  She shakes her head, trying to catch her breath from the hard laughter erupting from within.  She tries to talk, but it only comes out as broken syllables at first until she takes one last deep breath, replying in the hilarity of it all.

Kittie:  Ha!  NO!  Oh GOD NO!  No, no, no, noooooooooo… Nope, nuh-uh, fuck you for even asking… Heh, um… no, not a chance, bitch.  It’s just not going to happen.

Delia stomps her foot angrily under the table as she tries her best to stop herself from giving in to a total melt down temper tantrum that would rival a spoiled two year old.  She bites hard onto her bottom lip as she curse in her mind, vocalizing as a deep growl.  Kittie takes her turn in torturing Delia, winking in response as she waves the waitress over.  She prepares her order mentally, but Delia isn’t done.

Delia:  And why not, exactly?

Kittie:  I might be the Sin of Envy, and I might believe about ninety percent of what you said, but I couldn’t live with myself if I agreed to help you.

Delia:  You seriously sympas’ize wi’s Misty?

Waitress:  What would you ladies like to…

Delia’s eyes widen in anger as she holds a hand up in the waitress’s face while keeping her glare locked on Kittie.

Kittie:  I’ll have the Grilled Chicken Paillard Sa…

Delia:  You will have nos’ing until you explain to my why you actually feel sorry for Misty.  Why are you willing to let her get away wi’s hijacking z’e division for like a million’s time?

Kittie: … lad, can you make the chicken blackened, like this bitches eyes are about to be in five seconds?

The waitress slowly scrolls the order down on her pad, though her jaw hangs open as she stares at Kittie.  Kittie lunges forward menacingly as if to tell her to mind her own business.  The waitress steps back before walking away, and Kittie looks back to a seething Delia.

Kittie:  Don’t you fucking get it, dumbass?  This has absolutely nothing to do with Misty.  Hell, I might even help you if you weren’t… you!  Your friends Veronica and Angelica did their best to make my life a living hell when I wrestled, because I was a “fugly emo slut” among a hundred other generic insults.  They butted into every piece of my business even though they were never even close to being good enough to come near me competitively.  Misty can go to hell for all I care, but so can you Mean Girls.  So, I’m going to sit here and eat my Chicken Paillard Salad, which you are paying for, and you’re going to drop the issue.  Deal?

Delia furls her brows in defeat as she glares helplessly at Kittie, who enjoys ever second of it.  In a brash display of words, Delia snarls in response to Kittie.

Delia:  You might dress emo, but you’re too pretty to fall aside like z’is.  But, at least you have z’e sense to stay irrelevant, unlike your ex-bestie…  I mean, Veronica and Angelica are my friends, but sometimes z’ey have no idea what z’ey are talking about.  I just can’t believe you’re going to hold z’eir actions against me.  I mean… Ugh!  Maybe I should have asked Despy for advice before jumping in head first.  I just assumed you had more sense z’an z’is.

Kittie:  Well, I don’t, so fucking drop it, princess.  It’s done and over with now.

Delia:  Are you really going to let Misty get away wi’s z’is?  Just to spite me?

Kittie smiles sweetly, with no enthusiasm whatsoever as she nods her head with an “mmm hmmm” response.  Delia roll her eyes as she whispers her order to the waitress, who still look cautious of Kittie.  Delia folds her menu and hands it to the waitress as she sighs, staring right back at Kittie once the two are alone once more.

Delia:  Well z’en… I guess you don’t value your secret very much, do you?

Kittie:  Oh?  And what secret is that?  I’ve got so many, I’ve lost track of them all.  I don’t have anything that would keep me from respecting myself enough to tell you “no”.

Delia:  Maybe, but… what about Rage?  I mean, would he want me telling everyone about you two?

Kittie immediately looks up at Delia with a look of shock in response to Delia’s confident smirk.  Her face drains of all color as she gulps, sweat starting to drip down her face.  Despite her nervousness, she is also shocked that Delia knows about this.  She struggles to vocalize her concerns at first.

Kittie:  How… how did you know about that?

Delia’s eyes light up as she lets out a “HA!” that echoes throughout the empty restaurant.  She smacks the table in victory as she looks around the restaurant, unable to believe what she’s hearing.

Delia:  Nuh uh!  Oh my GAWD!  Z’at was totally a lucky guess!  I don’t believe it, you two actually…?  Priceless.

Kittie:  Um, no!  No we didn’t!

Delia:  Oh, darling… I’m not retarded!  Ohhhh… we need to get you a steak because you are looking ras’er weak since you’ve been out of z’e ring.  I need you in top shape to train me.

Kittie clinches her eyelids together as she growls loudly.  She is about two seconds away from flipping the table over in anger.  She takes in a deep breath as Delia clasps her hands together in front of her.  She looks incredibly proud of herself as she sighs.

Delia:  Okay, so dish it out, bitch… We’ve got so much to discuss!

Kittie tangles her fingers in her blonde hair, fumbling with the blue streaks as she slowly shakes her head, still in disbelief.  The waitress brings their plates out to the table as Delia quickly picks her fork up, ready to dig into the food as well as the juicy details.
[*Fade*]



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”Sometimes, you just have to trust your instincts.  When they tell you that, without a shadow of a doubt, you should do something, then do it.  Even if it makes you unpopular, or hated, stand up for what you believe in, because you are left with your conscience at th end of the day…”–Delia, darling if you must



”I know I said I would support you through this battle, but I’m not going to support this… I’ll wait in the car…”

Kittie’s voice is heard, speaking with pure conviction as Delia’s signature scoff is heard.  We fade in to see Delia collecting her purse in a huff as she places her Dior sunglasses on her face.  Kittie is begrudgingly wearing a pink Mean Girls ransom printed t-shirt with pink streaks in her hair to match.  She looks over at Delia who is still wearing her gym clothes underneath a beige waist coat which she pulls closed around her to hide the atrocious fashion faux pas.  She runs her hands over her recently styled, yet somewhat messed up, chestnut hair before she picks up a white rose.  She clutches it firmly in her hand, ignoring the sting from the thorns as she shakes her head.

Delia:  I s’ought somes’ing like z’is would be more your speed. I guess I was wrong.  Grow a pair of lady balls, hunty…

Kittie:  Rumor around the locker room is that you have plenty of balls for the both of us.

Delia rolls her eyes, throwing the door of the pink Hummer open as she steps out.  The camera stays close to her as she steps into the blustery wind.  Her tennis shoes tap against the pavement as she steps onto the grass.  Her face soon becomes devoid of any color, and she looks as if she is about to be sick.  In an effort to get past this, she takes a deep breath and begins walking across what appears to be a front yard.  The few trees in this yard have shed beautifully tinted leaves of radiant reds and gorgeous golds.  They fall slowly, and for a moment, Delia feels as if she is trapped inside of some sort of mediocre fall themed snow globe.  She closes her eyes, taking deep breaths as she comes to a black wrought iron gate.  She opens it and begins walking through the back yard, and we can’t help but feel that we’re somewhere quite familiar.  Delia stops and looks around, carefully taking in the swing set that is posted into the ground, and a trampoline that is about ten feet from it.  She walks between the two, cutting diagonally through the yard as she passes the back deck.  She takes a moment to look inside through the kitchen, finding no one there, and she feels a bit relieved. She continues on her journey until she reaches a marble slab that is posted in the middle of a Zen rock garden.  A hint of green comes over her face as she stares at the slab, and anyone who has figured out where she is has probably already thrown something at their computer screen, or stopped the video feed.  Delia turns around, with her back to the rock garden as she shakes her head, turning to walk away.  She takes about two steps before she mutters the word “no”, turning back around.  She marches right over to the marble slab, and she pulls out her pink bound Burn Book.  She takes a seat on a small bench just to the side of the slab, turning to face the slab as she continues to clutch the white rose.  After a few breaths, Delia finally acknowledges the camera’s presence.

Delia:  Z’is is not easy for me.  Some will look at me as z’e monster z’at z’e Jealous Janis girls try to make me out to be, but z’is is far from it.  Z’is is not a self-serving act, as I have nos’ing to gain from z’is, and everys’ing to lose. Z’is… z;’is is not easy for me…

Delia removes her sunglasses as a tear rolls down her cheek.  She runs her thumb across her cheek, sweeping it up immediately, followed by a sniffle.  She takes a few more deep breaths setting the Burn Book on the bench, next to her.  She looks down at the rose as she slowly spins it around between her fingers delicately.  She takes her time looking up to the marble slab.

Delia:  No one believes in me.  Everyone s’inks z’at I am some fluke champion, much like almost ever girl who has held the title before me.  Z’ey s’ink z’is match against Misty is just a formality, leading to her for’s reign as z’e Bombshell Champion.  It is to z’e point z’at I almost don’t believe in myself eis’er.  I mean, it is somes’ing z’at you and I have in common, petit… We are bo’s victims of Misty’s selfish drive to exact revenge.

Delia shakes her head, a hint of conviction finally finding it’s way to her voice.  She has trouble making herself continue to look at this marble slab.  The words written on it are hard for us to make out, but they keep Delia’s attention.  She purses her lips as she tries to hold back any further tears before continuing on.

Delia:  One would have s’ought z’at Misty would have learned when it cost someone z’eir life, no?  I mean, did she not feel remorse for killing someone?  And to s’ink, people call me a calloused, cold-hearted bitch, and z’ey boo me for it, yet I could never live wi’s somes’ing like z’at on my conscience, let alone continue to let my bloodlust get z’e better of me.  She is sick.  She is twisted.  She is incapable of feeling anys’ing for anyone but herself…  I will get revenge for you, petit. I will make sure z’at justice prevails when I defeat Misty at High Stakes IV.  I won’t just defeat her.  I will remind her of what she’s done.  I will remind her z’at your blood is still on her hands, even after two years, it is still dripping from her fingertips.

Delia is getting more and more intense with her words as she squeezes onto the rose.  The thorns pierce her hands, but she doesn’t even notice, even as small trickles of blood fall from her clinches fist.  Her breaths become shallow in her growing anger as she lifts her glasses to show the fire in her eyes.

Delia:  How many times did Misty tell me z’at I was a monster when I took her daughter for ice cream about six weeks ago? How many times did she make me out to be a monstrous bitch?  She made sure to tell everyone I *air quotes* kidnapped Eden.  If she cared so much, z’en why did she abandon her own daughter all z’ose years ago?  And why has she tried to do it yet again?  She shed z’e tears, and everyone felt sorry for her, and z’ey were ready to send z’e lynch mob after me.  She is a manipulator of z’e highest order.  At least I admit I’m a bitch.  At least I admit I can be vicious.  At least I can admit z’at I am a mean girl, but she runs around, playing z’e victim.  She shows off z’e scars on her wrist, self inflicted signs of hallow regret, simply for show.  She seeks attention.  She is like some gos’ic version of Alanis Morrissette.  Dark… brooding… strangely likable… Yet, she is a retired Suicide Girl wannabe who tramples on everyone around her, using people close to her as stepping stones and door mats.

Delia clinches her eyes closed as another tear rolls out of the corner of her eye.  She somehow finds it in her to force out a laugh as she looks over to her right.  There is an empty space on the bench, and Delia inspects it before shaking her head, and returning her gaze back to the slab of marble.

Delia:  I brought a friend wi’s me who can testify to z’is fact, but she insisted on staying in z’e car.  Misty does z’at to people.  No matter how badly she treats people, she still has a way of appealing to z’e human in z’em so z’at z’ey find forgiveness for her.  I’m not blind, and I refuse, but Kittie was one of Misty’s most notable victims.  Just s’ree years ago, she robbed Kittie of an opportunity to finally make somes’ing of her career, one z’at was barely hanging on to begin wi’s.  Misty was supposed to be her friend, but at z’e first ever High Stakes event, Misty entered a seven woman guantlet battle royal for MY Bombshell Championship.  She was number seven, while Kittie was number two.  Kittie fought s’rough many tough opponents such as Raynin, Angelica, and even Fantasia.  Kittie eliminated many women, and it came down to her and Misty in z’e ring.  Wouldn’t a friend who actually cared about someone maybe s’ink about taking a small tumble over z’e top ropes?  If it meant solidifying someone’s career, when yours has already been solidified long before?  Ugh, I know I would…

Delia nods her head, though some could speculate that she isn’t being one hundred percent honest, but this doesn’t stop her from claiming she would do something selfless.  She flips a strand of hair over her shoulders as she rolls her eyes.

Delia:  But Misty?  Noooo… are you kidding me?  No s’ought in Misty’s head ever puts someone before herself.  I had to rescue Drake Green from her, even to z’e point of compromising my own Christian morals.  He wouldn’t listen to reason, so I had to feed into his sin to make him see.  He had to see z’at Misty did not love him.  She loved his looks.  She loved his status, and how it matched her own.  Much like her relationship wi’s your fas’er, Spike Staggs… one day she would have realized she couldn’t s’ink of anyone beside herself, and she would have left anos’er one at z’e altar. She would have moved on past me, and found someone else who was younger, faster, better, prettier, or whatever os’er reason your mos’er is jealous of me, petit… and she would find someone else to hate, a bright star to snuff out, or a past rival who she wants to nearly kill.  Who will save z’at possible child from being murdered z’e way your mos’er murdered you?

Delia speaks harshly, but with more conviction that ever before as she holds the rose out toward the young unnamed, unborn Staggs child with tears rolling down her cheeks.  They are not just tears of sorrow, but tears of pure anger.  She nearly shrieks at the slab next.

Delia:  Who will stop your mos’er from risking anos’er innocent life to exact her meaningless revenge on someone else?  Let’s pray to GOD z’at she is not pregnant right now, because I have plans for her.  She needs a hard lesson, and I’m more z’an prepared to give it to her.  I’ve been busy training wi’s z’e Sin of Envy herself, and I have picked up a few tricks.  Very dangerous tricks.  I should petition SCW to administer a pregnancy test beforehand, because unlike your mos’er, I am not a child killer.  I am not a monster.  I am simply a woman who knows her own wor’s, and I don’t settle for less.  While your mos’er seeks attention, I command it.  I don’t have to feel irrelevant, and attack z’e next big s’ing, because I AM z’e big s’ing, and I will not be going anywhere, any time soon.

Delia narrows her eyes as she clinches her jaw, remaining quiet for a moment as if she were waiting for a response from beyond the grave.  She slowly nods her head, as if actually hearing something that we don’t.  She snarls with a bit of a residual laugh as she sets the rose down on the ground in front of the slab.

Delia:  I have stated many times before, z’at I am fine wi’s playing z’e villain. Just because I’m portrayed z’at way does not make it true.  It does not define me.  I define myself, and right now, I am defining z’e entire Bombshell Division.  Me and z’e Mean Girls, Mercedes Vargas and Veronica Taylor… we have worked so hard to take a division z’at was left in ruins from one too many selfish champions who didn’t give a shit about anyone os’er z’an z’emselves, and we’re adding dep’s to it.  I’ll be DAMNED if I am going to let some shriveled up bitch who is in denial of being a wannabe Mean Girl, come in and destroy z’e work we’ve put into z’e division.  I mean, people are actually talking about SCW’s Bombshells again.  Is z’at a coincidence z’at people start giving a shit while Mercedes, Veronica, and myself are champions?  I s’ink not!  Misty is old news.  She was a dominant champion, I can admit z’at.  But she was nos’ing new or exciting.  She was just some relic who people s’ought defined z’e world of Women’s Wrestling.  Z’at was until Mean Girls proved you can be beautiful and fierce.  We’re not done, and no Jessie Salco… no Cyns’ia Warren… no Zuri Chastain… and certain as FUCK no Misty is going to tear down our legacy before it has relly even begun…

Delia chuckles at the thought of these women dethroning Mean Girls.  She shakes her head as she forces the laugh to continue.  However, it is very obvious that her attention is brought back to the slab in front of her.

Delia:  Young Staggs… you deserve justice.  I deserve justice.  So, how about I make you a promise.  I WILL make your mos’er pay for being so wreckless.  She WILL s’ink twice before letting her own best interests take precedence.  If not, I will hang up my wrestling boots.  Z’at is right, petit… If I don’t beat your mos’er, I will give up, and I will not compete.  But I assure you… I will not lose.  I will not rest until your mos’er is destroyed.  I will break her at High Stakes IV, and who knows… maybe z’ere will be a little family reunion?

Delia smirks wickedly as she winks at the slab.  She giggles a little as she adjusts herself on the bench.  However, she gasps and covers her mouth, perhaps realizing that what she said was clearly in bad taste, or…

Delia:  Oh, silly me… I don’t s’ink she is going where you are.  Somes’ing tells me z’at her wicked ways will land her somewhere a little warmer.  Perhaps instead of z’e present I got for her, I should have gotten her some suntan lotion?

Delia fumbles around in her purse as she pulls out a small box with a bow around it.  Upon further inspection, we see that it is a pregnancy test.  Delia sets it down in front of the slab as she lowers her shades once more.

Delia:  I suppose I should get on before your fas’er comes home.  Somes’ing tells me he wouldn’t be too happy to see me…  I came here to do a Burn Book segment.

Delia reaches over and picks up the pink book.  She flips it open, passing people such as Roxi Johnson and Jessie Salco, before finally landing on a page with Misty’s picture on it.  We see the writing on the page from the previous encounter Delia had with Misty.  Delia stares at the page before pulling out a pink sharpie pen.  She bites the cap off, spitting it out to the ground as she thinks of exactly what she wants to write.

Delia:  Oh… what to add to z’e novel z’at has been written about your mos’er already?  What would do proper justice for her character… or obvious lack z’ereof?

Delia contemplates for a few moments longer before a smile crosses her face.  She places her finger behind the page as she steadies the book, the perfect thought having crossed her mind.  However, before she can write anything, she rips the page from the book altogether!  She stares at the page and snorts, spitting on it before crumpling it up and tossing it down in front of the slab.

Delia:  What better way to address Misty Waters, to really state z’e true dep’s of her character, z’an nos’ing at all?  She is irrelevant to z’e wrestling world.  Aside from her obvious hatred of me, she has nos’ing to make people talk about her.  Where her page once rested in my Burn Book, z’ere is an empty hole, much like her chest cavity.  I won’t even dignify her wi’s z’e likes of Roxi Johnson and Odette Ryder-Stevens, because unlike z’em, she is nos’ing… not anymore.  I will no longer feed her ego by mentioning her, or making her even remotely relevant, because z’at is doing you no justice, petit…  Much like her time in z’e Burn Book, her time in Sin City Wrestling will come to an abrupt end.  I will break her body, but I will also break her spirit.  High Stakes IV, will be where Misty’s miserable career finally comes to an end.  We will no longer be forced to cheer for a monster.  We will no longer be forced to stare over our shoulders, waiting for z’e jealous psychopa’s to attack us for being better z’an her.  Z’is is my solemn vow to you, young Staggs.  Who knows, your mos’er might even s’ank me for opening her eyes… Sorry bout it…

Delia shrugs her shoulders as she stands up from the bench.  She walks over to the slab and runs her finger across the top, making sure to show her morbidly honest intentions as she gives it a few gentle pats.  She turns and begins to walk away, scooping up her Burn Book.  She places it into her purse before flinging the purse over her shoulder.  She lowers her head as she walks with pure determination across the yard.  She stops just short of the fence, and turns back around to face the marble slab in the back corner of the yard.  She gives it a sweet, genuine smile before blowing a kiss toward it.  She turns back around and opens the wrought iron gate, disappearing through it on her way out.
[*Fade*]

18
Supercard Archives / DELIA (c) vs MISTY
« on: November 07, 2014, 11:59:25 AM »
 
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”As much as people try to deny it, image is everything.  How people see you is your true identity.  Therefore, you must make sure your image is worth a thousand words, because you may not get enough time to convey that many words to those who view you.” –Delia, darling if you must



As embarrassing as being “Carrie’d” in front of the men and women in the armed forces in Fort Bragg was, it was a true blessing in disguise.  The Mean Girls were not known for their tact by any means, but they… Delia in particular… had truly crossed a line on October 26th, 2014 on Climax Control.  The other four were simply guilty by association.  Or perhaps it was a culmination of their clear bullying tactics over the last several months that made it easier to throw chairs, batteries, military issued boots, and there was even a popcorn machine that had caught the Bombshell Champion in the left side of her abdomen, and various other random and quizzical objects at them.  One thing was very clear after the Halloween edition of Climax Control… The Mean Girls wanted to be hated.  They wanted to draw heat.  They learned a hard lesson in wishing, because they got exactly what they had wished for, and oh so so much more.

At this particular moment, we find ourselves backstage as the Mean Girls are being escorted off of the military base in a rather rough fashion.  Despite the embarrassment and pain they had endured tonight, they are focused on one thing and one thing only.  Revenge.  Cold, hard, revenge.  Frustrations abound as Delia simply shrieks angrily.

Delia:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

She sounds like a wounded banshee as the security team shoves them about the backstage area.  Superstars stare at the scene, but they can’t even taunt them.  The consequences for their despicable actions didn’t even earn a satisfied chuckle, or taunt from those they sought to torture.  No, they simply got a shake of the head, and looks of pity.  Delia plants her feet firmly against the ground as the crimson tinted corn syrup drips from her curvy frame.  She shakes her head, refusing to be carted off like this.  The guards shove her along, causing her to leave a red streak on the ground as she slides with relative ease.

Delia:  NO!  I am NOT finished! I have s’ings to say about America z’e UN-Beautiful!  I had a song to sing!  I wanted to read every asshole in z’is building to fil’s!

Security Guard 1:  I think you did more than enough, lady…

The burly bald man who looks more like a bouncer in a skeezy east side strip club than an SCW security guard, continues to shove her along forcefully.  Veronica continues to fling the fake blood off of herself as she scoffs at seemingly every drop.  Mercedes simply laughs as Tessa and Angelica stay silent.  Delia shoves at the man, but doesn’t make a single bit of an impact.

Mercedes:  Oh! Oh this is rich.  How, oh HOW can this night get anymore… fabulous?

As if right on cue, the girls are shoved out of the door, having it slammed in their faces.  Before they can even turn around and shake the handle furiously, there is a soft laugh.  Delia has her jaw clinched as she turns and stares right into the innocent doe eyes of Holly Wood… Mz. Wood if you nasty, darling.  It only now seems possible for her expression to sour even further as her eyebrows furl, and her eyes narrow even more.  She points at Holly, shaking her finger before digging it into Holly’s fake breast plate.

Delia:  You… you… TRAITOR!  I bet you are z’e one who orchestrated z’is entire s’ing!  And now what?  You want to come and rub it in all of our faces?  Huh?

Delia begins rubbing her crimson soaked hand in Holly’s face, smearing it up with the fake blood.  Holly has every right to be angry, but she only laughs in response.  Her make up is a mess, and her top is now stained, but for the first time in a very long time, she doesn’t have to care!

Holly:  Honey, if only I could take credit for it, I damn sure would!  But, I’m more of an upfront and personal type.  I’d rather slap you with a bucket of fake blood from right in front of you so I could see the look on your faces when I ruined your Gucci and Prada.

Angelica:  In case you didn’t notice, we’re dressed like Jealous Janis girls, so you only ruined disposable Walmart clothes. Sorry bout…

Holly:  Don’t you even steal MY catchphrase right in my face, baby girl.

Delia:  Consider it stolen, hun-TY!  Now, I assume you want an interview so you can show z’e fans z’at we have in fact not been defeated?

Holly cocks her head to the side and laughs sweetly as she looks down to the microphone in her hand.  She shrugs her shoulders before showing off a cigarette in her hand, dropping it to the ground before putting it out with her black pumps.

Holly:  No, I just wanted to laugh at you, cause it looks like you girls finally got what you deserved.  If *I* couldn’t even handle your shit anymore, you know it had to be bad.

Delia smirks sweetly, shaking her head from side to side as she moves in closer, getting right in Holly’s face.

Delia:  We haven’t gotten a damned s’ing, darling, I assure… We’re not broken.  We’re not defeated.  We still have s’ree pieces of gold in our possession.  We’re still z’e talk of z’e show.  You can try to cover us in fake blood, and run us out, but we’ll be back in two weeks.  So, why don’t you run and tell z’is disgusting cesspool z’at we are not beaten.  We’re only more driven.  Go ahead, jump on your horse, and try to warn z’em all… Z’E MEAN GIRLS ARE COMING! Z’E MEN GIRLS ARE COMING! Z’E MEAN GIRLS ARE COMING!…..

Delia pats Holly’s cheek once more before walking past Holly.  The rest of the Mean Girls follow suit, giving Holly a glare, pronouncing her a failed Benedict Arnold as they each nail a perfectly executed hair flip for good measure.  Though, their looks are not only shrouded in fake blood, but also in pure doubt.  Their faith in the unofficial “leader” in Delia has faltered some, in different ways.  Surely she was leading them into a slaughter, and not at the hands of the Jealous Janis clique, but one that would ruin them in every way imaginable. Where is their shiny beacon of hope?  Where is their deliverance from the clearly egomaniacal Delia Darling?  Be careful what you wish for, ladies…

Man:  Excuse me?  Excuse me! HEY!

The smooth southern accent cuts through the chilled wind, hardening the fake blood covering them, causing them to feel a bit encapsulated.  They slowly turn to find a dark haired, blue eyed man standing against a silver Lexus, with a clove cigarette pressed between his fingers.  He takes a single drag from it before dropping the black flaming stick to the ground, extinguishing it as he slides his foot casually against it.  Delia rolls her eyes, but a smirk comes across her face.

Delia:  Autographs are $25 each, or a group package for $75.

Man:  Oh, don’t I get a discount for being ravishing?

Delia looks at him, up and down.  She might be an ice queen, but she still knows how to appreciate a stunningly handsome man when she sees one.  She flips a matted strand of hair over her shoulder as she looks back to the other four Mean Girls.

Delia:  Z’at is wi’s z’e discount, darling…  I assume you have your own photographs in hand?

Delia gestures down to the manila envelope in his hand.  He looks confused for a slight second before uttering an “Oh!” followed by a chuckle.  He opens up the envelope as he glances from each one of the Mean Girls.

Man:  Why yes, I do believe I got one of each of y’all, and one as a group.  Why I even got one of y’all, with me in the shot too. It’s one-uh my favorites I must say…

He chuckles once more as he distributes the pictures to the appropriate Mean Girls.  They each whip out a salmon pink sharpie pen, ready to scroll their signatures on them until sour looks befall each of their faces.  They are stuck staring at the pictures like they were a train wreck, until finally peeling their eyes off to stare at the smiling man who is holding out a candid photo of himself, making a goofy face, with the Mean Girls standing in the ring, covered in fake blood and pieces of trash.  This was when the latest incident was fresh.

Angelica:  Ummm, why the fuck would you show us these?  Is this some kind of sick joke?

Veronica:  Yeah, no photos like these should ever exist. I mean, I do NOT look like a deformed space cow. Clearly photoshopped.

Man:  Clearly not, ma’am.  Each photo, a P.R. disaster that coulda easily been avoided.

Delia crumples her photo up and tosses it in the man’s face as she grabs onto Mercedes’ hand, pulling her along, who in turn grabs onto Veronica, starting a chain.  The man turns around and continues to smile as he pulls his hat off, holding it to his chest as he bids them farewell.  But, of course, not without saying one last piece.

Man:  I am Gavin Davenport, Image Consultant Extraordinaire, and you ladies are exactly what I need to prove my talents.

Delia:  Well, Gavin… Your parents must have had problems to rhyme your names… Not… interested…

Delia pauses only to turn and let him know of her intentions before turning to walk off once more.  He speeds up, coming to head them off by standing between them and their destined vehicle.  Delia growls as he reaches into his pocket, pulling out five business cards.  He fans them out in their direction.

Gavin:  And don’t crumple those up as they cost me a mighty fine penny apiece.  Their embossed, and the number is worth, oh… a million dollars.

Delia cackles as she defies him by crumbling the card and tossing it in his face.  The others take the card, almost caught by his southern charm.  He shrugs his shoulders before reaching into his pocket.  Before he can pull anything out, Delia places her hand on his wrist, stopping him.

Delia:  Oh, no need, Gavie… I assure you, Delia Darling does not change her mind… ever…

Gavin:  No?  Why don’t we make ourselves a friendly little wager here?  I know Veronica owns the Mean Girls brand name, but you run the show…

Veronica:  I do own it, but there is no leader…

Gavin:  *Chuckle* Oh… how naïve.  It’s cute, but cut the bullshit.

Delia:  Excuse yourself…

Gavin loosens his tie a little, taking the southern hospitality bit down a notch as he clasps his hands together.

Gavin:  I’m a fan of Vegas, even though I’ve only been a handful of times.  I’m a bettin’ man, and I will give you a million dollars if I lose a bet with you lovely ladies.

Delia:  Yeah right.  As if a man wearing a cheap last season Alfani suit even has a million dollars to wager… Please don’t insult my intelligence, Mr. Davenport.

Gavin:  I do have other talents I can use to repay my debt, I promise you.

Gavin glances down at his hand as it traces down his stomach and toward the nether… Delia laughs out loud as she rips the wig from her head, exposing the only clean spot on her entire body, before flinging it at the man simply for such an absurd assumption.

Delia:  Please!  Z’at talk is better suited for Amy Marshall…

Gavin:  Then I will work for free.  You lose nothing.

Delia glares at him, waiting for him to falter in the slightest.  When he doesn’t she begins stroking her chin as she looks back to the other Mean Girls.  They all have a minute long silent conversation before Delia returns her calculated gaze upon the man.

Delia:  What are your terms, Gavie?

Gavin:  Well, after tonight’s debacle, I’m willing to bet that you see a significant drop in merchandise sales, royalties, and various other personal gains, totaling at least one million dollars combined.  Excluding Ms. Flannigan’s, considering she is only worth roughly $10,000…

Tessa:  Ohhhh my gawd!  I’m worth that much?!

Delia glares at Tessa, motioning for her to be quiet.  She bites onto her bottom lip, but bounces happily.  Delia continues to think it over as Gavin continues on.

Gavin:  Image is everything in the business you ladies are in.  I guarantee after you made that speech about Michael Brown, and the US Government, you will lose significant amounts of money.  But, if you accept my services, I can earn it back tenfold.

Delia:  Promises, promises… As if we haven’t heard a million of them.

Gavin:  Not a million, Ms. Darling… TEN million promises.

Veronica: We accept!

Delia and Mercedes both look over to Veronica in shock, questioning her as she tucks the business card into her pocket.  She shrugs her shoulders and walks over to Gavin, ready to shake his hand.  Delia steps between them, looking right at Veronica.

Delia:  What do you s’ink you are doing?

Veronica:  I’m doing what I do best.  I’m making money, and making us look good in the process.

Delia:  But we don’t know him from Adam, and…

Veronica:  This isn’t a dictatorship, Delia, and I see dollar signs.  We’re doing it.  Welcome aboard Mr. Davenport.

Gavin laughs as he hugs onto Veronica.  He nearly picks her up off of the ground, ready to spin her around when she tenses up and breaks free from his embrace.  He clears his throat, regaining a professional composure as he pulls a black book from inside of his jacket.  He begins dictating to himself.

Gavin:  Make a dry cleaning appointment for Monday morning…

Delia: Ugh, like what do you even do?  Veronica, you’re not s’inking z’is s’rough all z’e way…

Gavin:  I’m going to sit down with each of you individually, and then as a group, and we’re going to put together a plan to improve your public images all around.  Do what Veronica is doing, and just trust me!

Delia rolls her eyes and sighs.  Of course, she isn’t losing anything, but she still doesn’t fully trust the man standing in front of her.  She pinches the bridge of her nose as Gavin slides another business card to Delia.  She gently accepts it, but she is nowhere near convinced.  He nods his head as he bows quickly in each of their directions before heading back to his silver Lexus.  The rest of the Mean Girls are ready to get inside of the pink Hummer, opening the doors which causes alarm for Delia.

Delia:  No!  NO!  Put towels down first!  Z’at is genuine leas’er interior!

But, she is one second too late as the doors close, leaving her to glare around her in a “What the hell just happened” sort of manner, in regards to the entire night.  She throws her hands up in surrender before storming over to the driver’s side door.  She flings it open, stepping inside before she slams it shut.  The engine roars to life as it is thrown into “drive” and the vehicle speeds off and into the distance.
[*Fade*]



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”Trust is a five letter word.  Yet, we have so much trouble giving it away.  We can write it so easily, but it is our most treasured gift we can give to someone.  When someone gives you theirs, you should not take it for granted.” –Delia, darling if you must



The music is pounding heavily against the walls of The Monster, nightclub in West Village as the many red and black lights reflect off of the disco ball hanging from the middle of the dance floor.  Shirtless men are scattered throughout the club for “Shirts or Skins Saturday”.  Their bare chests glisten in the lights as they move in closer to one another, feeling the music as it forces it’s rhythm into their bodies.  We scan the dance floor, seeing one man leaning into another as a third kisses on his neck, swaying his hips to the music.  A few feet away, there are two women, dressed in typical club clothing of glittery vinyl skirts, and yellow tube tops.  One pulls a lollipop from her mouth as she circles the other one before going in for the hottest kiss imaginable.  Lust is on everyone’s mind tonight… well, except for SCW’s resident Ice Queen, Delia Darling, who is seated at the bar, nursing a virgin banana daiquiri.  She stirs the frosty yellow drink with her straw as she looks out onto the dance floor, admiring step up from the dive bars she had visited in South Carolina.  She sighs as she places her hand against her cheek, swiveling in the chair to smirk at a few guys who are rubbing on one another’s chests in a very open display.  A rough looking woman strolls up to Delia, holding up two fingers as she points to Delia.

Woman: Buy you a drink, hot stuff?

Delia rolls her eyes as she turns around, staring at the very butch woman standing in front of her.  The woman gives her a seductive (or we can only assume that’s what it is meant to be) sort of look.  Delia licks at her top teeth as she tries to think of a delicate way to handle this.

Delia:  Yes, I’m not interested, s’ank you.

Woman:  Ah, so lipstick girls must be your type?

Delia:  Wrong gender, darling, I assure…

The woman stares at Delia as she runs a hand up and down her faded cut before fixing her faux hawk.  Delia has so many things running through her mind, but bitchiness wasn’t on the agenda for the evening, so she tries to leave it at that.  However, the woman doesn’t leave it alone.

Woman:  Don’t knock it ‘til ya try it, sweetheart.  Say, what kinda accent is that?  It’s sexy as fuck.

Delia:  Ugh, really?  I said I wasn’t interested.

Woman:  Look, girls don’t just waltz in here by themselves, not lookin’ for a lickin’, so…

Delia hauls back and slaps the woman across the face, widening her eyes in anger as she stands up to the woman.  Despite the woman’s stature, Delia still towers over her by about five inches.  She stares at the woman, seething as she finds a way to intimidate the formally confident woman.

Delia:  No one talks to Delia FUCKING Darling as such!  Many women have tried to bully z’eir way into my panties, and you won’t be z’e last.  Why don’t you go and find someone wi’s no self esteem who want some Giani Di Luca wannabe to lick z’eir loin raw, because it certainly is NOT FUCKING ME!!!

The woman holds her hands up in surrender as the men around her applaud, whistling and shouting in approval.  Delia flips her hair to emphasize her point as she turns back to her drink.  She places the straw to her lips as a sweaty gentleman does a half circle around her, sliding the drink away from Delia, sending it falling down to the ground.  Delia scoffs as she turns and glares at the man.

Delia:  What z’e fff…

Man: Jersey Turnpike Dyke slipped a roofie in there, so unless you’re the dominant type that likes to be conquered, you might wanna thank me instead of taking my head off.

Delia thinks it over for a second as she spots a small white speck on the spilled drink, and she slowly nods her head as she sits down on the stool next to the man.

Delia:  S’ank you, darling.  It’s been… such a hard week.  Ugh, I can’t even…

Man:  My name’s Stephan.  I recently broke up with my hag.  She wasn’t quite as beautiful and stunningly fashionable as you, but what can I say?  I aim high.

Delia:  Obvis… I mean, I would be flattered if I wasn’t z’e only straight woman in here tonight.  I’m Deee…

Stephan:  Delia *air quotes* FUCKING… Darling, wasn’t it?  Yeah, I think they heard that in Buffalo, sweet thing.

Delia chuckles as she lightens up quite a bit.  She looks over as he pushes his hand over his blonde spiked hair, taking a deep breath as he seems to spot a few delightful hunks dancing on the floor.

Delia:  Coke whore, ecstasy junkie, and small penis.

Stephan:  Wait, really?  Which is which?

Delia points them out left to right, and he tilts his head to the side, inspecting them carefully for signs of each, before his mouth gapes open and he laughs in surprise.

Stephan:  How did you…?

Delia:  You’re… British, right?  London, I’m guessing?  Obviously a rough bottom, 6.5… Maybe 7 with a booster?  Honey, this is not my first time in a gay club.  Besides, Coke’s ribs are showing, Stacy’s obviously tripping balls right now wi’s z’e way he’s going at z’e water bottle, and humping everys’ing z’at walks by, and Tiny Tim is wearing loose pants.  No one wears loose pants to a club.  Tops want to show off z’eir members while bottoms want to show of z’eir bubble butts, no?

Stephan opens his mouth, contemplating this as he stokes his stubbled chin.  He is ready to object to the size assertion when Delia holds up a hand in his face, snapping her fingers three times, waving it around before finally dropping it down to her side with an accusatory expression on her face.

Stephan:  Bloody fuckin’ ‘ell, Delia.  I fooled everyone tonight by saying I come from a small town in Mississippi…  You know me so well.

Delia:  Don’t flatter yourself.  I’ve been to London many times, and I can spot a London Queen from a meter away, bitch… And I’m not talking Charli XCX.

Stephan:  My personal theme song, bitch…  I’m falling in like with you.  Will you have my surrogate babies for me and my stupid but sexy American husband?

Delia laughs as she slaps his arm playfully.  She looks down at her size zero slim fitting black dress, and scoffs sarcastically.

Delia:  And ruin z’is beautiful figure?  You might as well ask me to eat like a bunch of Twinkies or somes’ing.

Stephan:  No, leave that job to me, honey.  But seriously, we’re plutonic soulmates, I think.  And you’ve obviously broken up with your fag.  It’s written all over your face.

Delia:  No, but close.  My boyfriend and I just broke up.  I racked him in z’e middle of a wrestling ring in front of like s’ousands of fans and stuff.  I’m such a bitch…

Stephan cackles in an almost nasally, flamboyant laugh as he brings two daiquiri’s around, handing one to Delia.  Delia takes a small sip, her eyes lighting up when she sees that it is virgin.  However, Stephan has more pressing matters to discuss.

Stephan:  No, you got the look of a hag who just lost her boy.  What was he like?  Was he pretty?

Delia:  I have not lost such a s’ing…  I have never been exclusive to one fag, el oh el sorry bout it…

Stephan:  I bet he was blonde, and tall, with impeccable fashion.  Oh, maybe even a drag queen?

Delia tilts her head to the side as she thinks it over.  Alex Jeffries, AKA Holly Wood, springs to mind.  She sighs as she thinks of the times she and Alex dressed one another up. As quickly as the smile comes to her face, it leaves just as quickly.

Delia:  He was a traitor, like he was way too nice to hang wi’s me and z’e Mean Girls.

Stephan:  Who?

Delia:  Ugh, you’re so cute.  You’re like a martian…

She reaches over and pinches Stephan’s cheek before patting his face.  He smirks and sinks his head down, beaming with joy as Delia wraps an arm around him.  She pulls him in for a side hug as she sighs.

Delia:  I’m a wrestler for Sin City Wrestling.  We’re on some stupid military tour, and our big show is at West Point Academy.  I’m z‘e Bombshell Champion, and I run wi’s a group of z’e best wrestlers z’ere, called Mean Girls.  We’re also like a name brand around z’e world.

Stephan:  Oh, I thought it was only the best movie ever made, but…

Delia gasps and pulls Stephan in to plant a kiss on his cheek.  She ruffles his hair as she reaches in to take another sip from her drink.

Delia:  Oh, it seems so impulsive to find my plutonic soul mate in a New York gay club, but… Our hearts beat as one, I feel.

In a dramatic display, Stephan stands up from his stool.  He looks around for something, anything that fits the occasion, pulling a rainbow necklace from around his neck.  He bends down on one knee in front of Delia as dramatic music plays in the background.  Delia places her neatly manicured hand over her chest as she gasps, her face showing signs of tears of joy as Stephan looks up into her deep, dark eyes.

Stephan:  What do you say, sweets?  Let me be your gay life partner?  Make me the happiest queen in New York… nay… the world?

Delia:  Oh, Stephan… do… do you really mean it?

Stephan:  Is the sky blue?

Delia:  Actually, z’e sky has no color.  It is transparent, but…

Stephan looks at Delia as if she were crazy.  He thinks it over for a second, and then waves it off as he extends the seven ring necklace out toward Delia.

Stephan:  Don’t complicate this more than it needs to be.  By accepting this necklace, you are promising to tell me when I’m doing something stupid like wearing black socks with sandals, or dating a jerk.  Babycakes, I’m asking you to be my hag for life, through thick and thin.

Delia:  Yes… Yes!  I will be your hag until death do us part!

Stephan smiles as he places the necklace around Delia’s neck.  The music gets even more dramatic as Stephan stands up from his kneeling position.  He wraps his arms around Delia, looking to lift her for the most romantic spinning hug imaginable.  However, he strains his back and winces in pain as he grabs onto his back, groaning.

Delia:  As my first official act as your hag, you’re getting a gym membership, darling… ugh, even *I* could kick your ass…

Stephan:  I… deserve that… ughhhh…

Delia rolls her eyes as if to say “Duh!”  She lifts Stephan over her shoulder as she carries him over to a booth so that he could lie down and rest his back.  As she does, the music continues to boom all around her.  Soon, the crowd envelopes them, and the camera goes back to a birds eye view of the club.
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”People are so easily swayed.  From the beginning of my wrestling career, I’ve learned how to play people like an instrument.  The only difference between then and now?  Now, I admit it.  I relish in it.  I do as I please, and I still elicit the reaction I’m after.  You can hate to love me, or you can love to hate me, but you will always think of me…”–Delia, darling if you must



Egomaniac

…

Sycophant

…

Narcissist

The words appear, handwritten on cue cards that take over the entire screen.  We pause on each for about five second or so before a well groomed male hand switches it over to the next for our viewing pleasure.

Self-Aggrandizer

…

Braggart

…

Blowhard

…

The camera switches view after about five seconds of the last word.  We see Delia Darling sitting in a black office chair, about seven feet away from a desk where Gavin Davenport is holding up the cards.  Delia slowly absorbs each word, nodding her head as Gavin licks at his bottom lip in a bit of frustration before switching to the next card.

Gascon

…

Wind Bag

…

Bitch

…

The last word causes a chuckle to erupt from Delia’s throat, though it is rather abrupt.  He places a hand over her mouth, though she doesn’t seem too concerned with discontinuing her laughter.  She leans over, placing her elbows on her knees as her eyes light up.  Gavin blinks his eyes slowly, letting his nostrils flare out as he takes in a deep breath, sighing as he drops the rather large deck of remaining cards down on the desk.

Gavin:  Is there something funny about people seeing you as an egocentric bitch?

Delia purses her lips, letting out light laughter through her nostrils as she tries to contain the laughter now.  She shrugs her shoulders as she can’t keep it in any more.  She bursts out into laughter as she brushes her chestnut tresses out of her face and tucking them behind her ears.

Gavin:  You honestly find this funny, don’t ya?

Delia:  Ummm… no?

Delia bites onto her bottom lip innocently as she continues to convulse with her attempts at choking back her laughter.  The sad part is that she is trying, honest to God, she really is.  Gavin shakes his head again and picks the cards off of the desk before reaching around to drop them right into a waist basket next to his desk.

Gavin:  I really did think this would be some sort of a wake up call for you, but instead of trying to better yourself, you’re cackling like a giddy little school girl who heard her parents cuss for the first time.  You’re so naïve, it’s disgusting…

Delia:  I beg your pardon?  I am not naïve.  I am not Liz Smalls.  I don’t need a vocabulary lesson, and I don’t need you to tell me what people s’ink of me.  I’m not stupid.  I have ears, and I have my finger on z’e pulse of all s’ings z’at matter, from SCW to Twitter to z’e entertainment world…

Gavin:  That’s even worse, Ms. Darling.  You know that people think you’re the Devil incarnate, and you still find way to sink to new lows?  That’s fucking disgusting.

Delia rolls her eyes as she reaches into her Prada handbag, pulling out a gold cigarette case.  She opens it up and draws out a cigarette as she fumbles around for a lighter.  She gently lights her cigarette, puffing on it elegantly as she crosses her legs the opposite way, letting the cigarette hang out to the side.

Gavin:  Seriously?  Inside of my office?

Delia:  Yes, seriously darling…  In case you didn’t notice, I’m Delia F. Darling.  I do what I want, when I want, where, to whom, and how I want.  I invite anyone who takes offense to my actions to address it wi’s me.  If my win-loss record in SCW is any indication, I can be ras’er persuasive.  Or, z’ey agree to disagree.  It’s simple, really. I’m incapable of tasting true defeat, and I intend to prove it against my next challenger, whoever it may be.

Gavin:  You’re supposed to take on Misty, right?

Delia chuckles as a simple pleasantry, disregarding his statement entirely as she presses the cigarette to her glossy lips.  The flaming ember burns prominently as she takes in a deep, long drag.  She gently removes the cigarette from her lips, breathing in before releasing a large cloud of smoke into the office.

Delia:  I’m facing z’e next best challenger.  I mean, if z’ere is one.  Roxi Johnson is busy wi’s some nobody, but if she is open for a second match…

Gavin:  No, the card still says that you are defending your Bombshell Championship against Misty.  I don’t think they have any intentions of changing th…

Delia:  Z’en I will have my lawyer make anos’er phone call.  I will not defend my championship against some has been who makes her only claims to fame by attacking me from behind.  It’s ridiculous, it’s unfounded, it’s sad… just so, so sad…  I expected people to step up z’eir game to face me, but what can I say?

Gavin rolls his eyes as Delia touts herself.  He laces his fingers together as he leans back in his chair.  Delia rolls her ankle slowly, showing off her neatly manicured toenails in her Alexander McQueen toe-less strapped heels.

Gavin:  Perhaps we should start coming up with plans for you to find another avenue to reach out to the fans, because after this coming Sunday, you won’t be a champion.

Delia:  *Chuckles*  Oh, you can’t be serious.  How stupid would it be of SCW management to actually strip me of my championship?  Z’ey haven’t had a champion wor’s z’eir weight in like forever…

Gavin:  That Erik Staggs seems to have a hard on for dethroning you, so I’m sure it’s a lot more likely than you’re bettin’ on sugar.

Delia presses the cigarette to her lip once more, drawing in a good amount of smoke as her eyes rest firmly on Gavin, not letting up for the life of her.  Even as a bird flies into the window, causing a loud thumping noise to echo through the office, she only narrows her eyes at him.

Delia:  If management wants to see z’eir company sink wi’sout me as z’eir champion, z’en let z’em.  Z’ey need me a lot more z’an I need z’em.  I’ve had companies pounding down my door, and I would happily move along, and I’m sure my sisters would agree.  Let z’em make z’eir bed…

Gavin:  Let’s just cut the bullshit, Ms. Darling.  No matter where you go, your in-ring promo from last week has spread all over the wrestling world thanks to Twitter, so you’re going to have the same fucking problem.  Instead of telling me how important you are, why don’t you zip your fucking lips and listen to me for a moment, hm?

Delia licks at her bottom lip in a facetious manner, ready to let out one of her infamous quips, but Gavin reaches forward with a hand, clinching his fingers together as he forcefully signals for her to keep her mouth shut.  She scoffs as she leans back in her chair, obviously taking offense to this, but before she can object, he continues.

Gavin:  I’m not doing this out of the goodness of my heart, Delia.  I’m proving to the world that I’m the best image consultant there is.  If I can make you girls look good, just imagine what I could do.  So, instead of wasting my time, how about you listen, and take my pointers to heart.  Earn yourself some money in the process.

Delia:  I don’t need money.  Z’at, I have.

Gavin:  Then why don’t you retire and live the lavish life you’ve always dreamt of?  What is it that makes you put your body through hell in an independent promotion?

Delia taps the butt end of her cigarette as she stares at Gavin, intrigued by his question.  She had never given it much thought before.  She tilts her head to the side as she continues contemplating it, thinking aloud.

Delia:  Z’e fame?  Boredom?  Z’e level of competition is far superior to any os’er company I’ve considered.  Perhaps I just want to prove I can do it, and in doing so, I can make my mark on z’is business… z’e world?

Gavin:  Do you really want the chance to create a legacy?

Delia thinks it over carefully as she continues to nibble on her bottom lip.  She slowly begins nodding her head as her eyes light up, finding it more and more true as she reflects upon it.  Finally, she speaks, more sure of this than anything else in her entire life.

Delia:  Yes. Yes I do…

Gavin:  Then you need my help, because the next time you step out in front of a crowd, you’ll be lucky to escape with your life, let alone an opportunity to leave a legacy.

Delia:  Z’en what do I need to do?

Gavin smiles, having finally gotten through to Delia.  She picks up a Styrofoam cup sitting to her right, and she drops the half finished cigarette into it as she leans forward, ready to hang on Gavin’s every word.  He taps his fingers against the desk as he prepares to get right to the point.

Gavin:  Well, moving forward, you need to suck it up and face Misty.  Hiding behind that restraining order is only going to make you even more unlikable.

Delia:  Ugh, do I really have to?  I mean, I’m trying to prove a point z’at she is unstable and doesn’t belong in z’is business.  People like her and Chris Shipman are just beyond help, so z’ey need to go…  It’s unsafe.

Gavin stops tapping his fingers against the desk as he look over at Delia with a warning look.  Delia’s gaze sinks a bit as she takes in a contemplating breath.  She clearly doesn’t want to lift the restraining order, especially after what Misty just did about a week ago.

Gavin:  Yes, you need to lift it by Sunday.  Now, I’m thinking we need to really get down to the root of the problem to get the fans on your side.  They find you completely unrelatable.  Not in the way they can’t relate to rappers and actors, because they idolize them… but in a way where they would rather cheer for the Devil over you.

Delia:  You know, when you put it z’at way, it sounds very unflattering.

Gavin:  You’re even worse than Hitler in their eyes.  They need to see that you’re a human being.  I’m thinking we need to do PSA’s for all of you ladies, but especially you.  We need them to see you as relatable so that they can start to sympathize with you. It will do wonders for the brand, making you plenty of money, but also spreading the word.  That’s exactly what you need.

Delia thinks it over for a second before nodding her head.  She slides the golden case from her lap, back into her purse.  She scoots the chair closer to the desk as she tries to get more involved, showing her interest now more than ever.

Delia:  Money is money. I have enough to last me a lifetime.  But you really s’ink a public service announcement will help our brand spread?  Like, enough to make us really famous?

Gavin:  I do.  We need to make it sincere, and show people that you’re just like them in some ways.

Delia:  Even z’ough we’re so much better z’an z’em like seriously…  If it helps z’em to feel better about supporting us, z’en I’m willing to try it out.

Gavin:  Good.  Now, you also need to keep your Bombshell Championship around your waist.  I’m thinking we need to find someone to train you.  Maybe even someone who has had experience with Misty?

Delia rolls her eyes as she thinks it over.  She flips her hair over her shoulder as she scoffs at the idea.

Delia:  Really?  If Misty is z’e defining Bombshell of z’e division, do you really s’ink anyone can show me somes’ing useful?  I mean, z’e closest one around is Odette Ryder, and she’s like knocked up right now or whatever.

Gavin:  There’s got to be someone who knows Misty.  What about that Staggs kid’s mom?

Delia:  Ugh, she would kill me if I ever asked her.  Z’e last time we were around each os’er, I smashed a mirror over her head.  Face it… it’s hopel…

Delia takes a deep breath suddenly as her face lights up.  Her trademark wicked grin comes over her face as she reaches into her pocket, pulling out her phone.  She fumbles through it until Twitter starts to initialize.  Gavin looks at her with a strange expression.

Gavin:  Who are you thinking of?

Delia:  Excuse me for a minute. I need to get in touch wi’s someone.  It’s very important, and z’ere is no time to waste!

Delia uncrosses her legs as she quickly stands up.  She flings her purse over her shoulder as she continues to fidget with her phone.  Bowing her head, she is focused on the phone as she heads toward the door.  Gavin wants to object, but if she can manage to find results, then it is worth cutting the meeting short.  Delia opens the door and disappears through it as Gavin kicks his feet up on his desk, shaking his head slowly.
[*Fade*]



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”Secrets are like the web of spiders.  They hide in the darkest recesses of the mind, clouding it to the point that you weave a totally separate web of deception in order to keep your secrets safe.  The sad part is that you are not the spider weaving these webs. You are the fly that gets caught in the web.”–Delia, darling if you must



” If you were smart, you would show up at Balthazar at 2pm sharp… 80 Spring St. Be there or be sorry bitch”

Delia stares down at the direct message feed on her phone.  She chuckles at her rather direct approach on this one.  She glances up slightly to look at the time, seeing that it is 1:58pm, and the lunch rush of Balthazar Restaurant has cleared out for the most part, leaving a quaint, but more importantly QUIET atmosphere for this meeting.  When Delia had informed Gavin of her plan, he was skeptical and let this be known right away.  Delia assured him that she knew what she was doing, and despite the time, she was calm as she sips on her sparkling water, waiting for some sort of excuse as to why her guest couldn’t make it.  She runs a finger through her blonde hair as she puffs it up some, shaking it out to leave her best impression.  The nippy air trickles through the open doorway as a ringing of the bell can be heard.  Delia smiles wickedly without even looking up.  Instead, she places her phone into her pocket, grinning as she looks up.  Her guest I kept a secret for now as she offers them a kind chuckle.

Delia:  I see you had no problem finding z’e place?

Guest:  This isn’t my first in in New York City, bitch.  It might be impossible to find anything around this place, but there are two things you’re sure to find on every corner of the city… Smack and Bistro’s.

Delia winks as she picks up her flute glass of water once more.  She takes a sip as she motions politely for her guest to take a seat.  The sound of the chair being pulled out is heard, and the guest presumably takes a seat.  The voice of the past sounds so familiar, yet it leaves us wondering a little longer as Delia gently hands a menu across the table.

Delia:  S’ank you for joining me.  As a token of my appreciation, lunch is on me, darling, I assure…

Guest:  It better be.  I don’t take too kindly to orders, so it’s the least you can do in exchange for me not beating the fuck out of you right here, right now.

Delia tilts her head to the side before forcing another friendly laugh, reaching across the table to pat a feminine hand that rests near a beige cloth napkin.  The hand quickly withdraws and goes out of view of the camera.

Guest:  Don’t fucking… touch me…

Delia:  My, my… such language.  Didn’t your mos’er teach you better manners z’an to curse in public like z’at?  It’s very unbecoming of a lady.

There is a light growl, followed very quickly with a giggle.  This intrigues Delia much as she crinkles her nose in a cute manner.  She raises her menu up and begin scanning the selection with a proud look upon her face.  The moderately priced French cuisine makes her feel at home, in a warm manner.

Delia:  I hear z’eir salade nicoise is exquisite.  And z’e macaroni au gratin… My stomach is rumbling just s’inking about it…

Guest:  Oh, yeah.  Hey, you know what else sounds good?  You telling my why the fuck you dragged me away to have lunch with you when you’re probably the last person on earth I’d want to have lunch with.  Maybe we could get that with a side of “hurry the fuck up” to split?

Delia giggles in a friendly manner once more, despite the very serious and urgent tone in the guest’s voice.  Delia reaches across the table and picks up a piece of French bread, placing it on a small plate as she fumbles around for a small packet of butter.  She opens it up and begin basting the bread with the spread, seeming more interested in that than what she’s about to say.

Delia:  Why, isn’t it obvious?  I mean, even someone as mentally deficient as yourself should be able to figure it out, darling.  It isn’t exactly rocket science.  You and Misty have a past wi’s one anos’er.  One I wish to exploit in any manner possible.

Guest:  You know, I really should have expected that.  I feel like a real dumb shit right about now.  What if I told you that I couldn’t give two shits… no scratch that, one shit about your little battle?  It’s your business to handle, not mine.

Delia:  But, I assumed wi’s your past involving Misty, you would love an opportunity such as z’is…

The guest can be heard scoffing, and we can only assume there is an eye roll with their reaction.  The hand reaches onto the screen again to pick up a spoon, which is lifted to presumably where their mouth is before a gagging noise can be heard.

Guest:  You can’t be serious right now.  Who hasn’t that bitch pissed off at some point or another?

Delia thinks about it for a second, tapping her chin as if she weren’t already locked and loaded with a response.  She hums in a sing-song manner as she looks up at the ceiling, feigning innocence.

Delia:  True, but… I mean, she’s made up for z’at by apologizing to most of z’em, and kissing z’e asses of z’e fans.  Well, all except for you and another Sins affiliate.  I mean, obviously she doesn’t respect you enough to seek you out to make amends.  It’s sad, really.

With this clue narrowing down the possibilities of who the guest is, and the lack of an Aussie accent, we’re left with only one option.  The camera pans around to see the Sin of Envy herself, Kittie, sitting in the chair across from Delia with a less than enthused look on her face.  She shrugs her shoulders, lacking all charisma in her posture as her bright, blue green eyes glance back down at the menu as a distraction.

Kittie:  Like I said, I couldn’t give half a shit if Misty ever talks to me again.  I wasn’t exactly innocent in our last falling out either.  But, I have more important things to worry about than SCW’s own Gothic Alanis Morrissette…

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Climax Control Archives / All Part of the Plan!
« on: October 03, 2014, 10:17:22 PM »
 
>[*Scene One – It’s All Part of the Plan!*]

“Our face is our identity.  It is how we connect with the world around us.  People have a need to connect, so I’ve developed a second face for them to connect with.“ –Delia, darling if you must


*Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah…*

There is a clashing of voices inside of Delia’s head as she plays it over all at once.  Every segment from Climax Control.  Every Tweet since Violent Conduct II.  Every word, every, syllable, every letter seems to stream through her head all at once.  This was like the reverse of the Burn Book done on audio from every favorite SCW star and Bombshell.  Gene Banton Junior, Misty, Necra Octavian Kane, and Roxi Johnson… just to name a few… were among the voices racing through Delia’s mind rapidly, and on repeat.  So many war threats.  So many mentions of the word “luck”.  So much hate rained down on the Mean Girls, as well as Delia personally.  With how often the Mean Girl tries to make people angry, you would think that she would be happy about this, but she isn’t.  Happy would not be the word to describe it as the usual demur has been wiped off of her face.  There is a blank, zoned out look upon her face as she sits down in a furry pink chair.  We pan out slightly to see that she is spread out across it casually.  She runs her fingers through her brunette hair, still done up in curls from Climax Control, despite the fact that they have made a trip back to Los Angeles.

“War…”

“Luck…”

“Wager… first defense…”

Delia narrows her eyes as she purses her lips together tightly, looking as if she is about to scream.  However, instead of screaming, she lets out a laugh.  â€œHappy” might not have been the right word, because something along the lines of “elated” or “ecstatic” would be much more fitting.  She tilts her head back as the sound of a cork popping can be heard off in the distance.  We pan out further to see that Delia is seated in the Mean Girls clubhouse with all current Mean Girls present.  Alex Jeffries, better known as Holly Wood on stage, has popped a bottle open as he pours it over a pyramid of glasses.  Mercedes has just finished touching up her make up in one of the many mirrors, while Angelica and Tessa talk while wheeling out trays of snacks, a variety of vegetables and low fat dip… I mean, why not?  It’s a celebration!  Though, you wouldn’t know it the way Veronica is storming about.  She has ripped down a poster from the wall, leaving a bare spot on the pink walls.  She tears the lengthy poster to shreds as she throws it on the ground.  She pulls a marker out and walks over to another wall that sports the same posters, only in place of the bare spot, there is a poster of Liz Smalls.  Veronica pulls a black sharpie pen from her pocket and she begins to alter Liz’s face some, drawing the dirtiest looking mustache and goatee that she can on such short notice.  She’s prepared to write her own Burn Book Entry on Liz directly on the feature wall itself when Delia speaks up.

Delia:  Five G’s, darling… Good Gawd Girl Getta Grip!  I mean, it is because of her z’at you have twice as much gold as Mercedes and myself, no?

Veronica:  That whiny little ba… BITCH…she could have stopped me from getting embarrassed out there.  I mean, I hate to tell you girls that I told you so, but… Sorry bout it.

Alex:  You coulda stopped it too by not getting locked in a submission hold, hun-ty.

Veronica turns around and glares a hole through Alex.  The room goes quiet as everyone stares at the situation that has just arisen.  Everyone seems to be shocked, or trying to act as if they can’t believe that Alex has just said this, except for Delia, who has a wicked smirk on her face as she waits for the fireworks to start.

Veronica:  Don’t make me slap the taste out of your mouth, ladyboy!  You are still on my shit list for what you said about me after Violent Conduct, and unless you want to see a real bitch appear before your very eyes, I suggest you shut up, unless it is to apologize to me!

Alex:  Too late, sweetheart…

Alex raises his eyebrows as he turns away from her.  He acts as if he is trying to keep it under his breath, but he obviously meant for this one to be heard as there is a mysterious “oooooooh!” that has come from at least two of the other Mean Girls.  Veronica balls her fists up and takes three steps toward Alex when the tallest Mean Girl wraps her arms around Veronica’s waist, stopping her and pulling her back about ten feet.

Angelica:  Girl, it’s not even worth it.  MEN aren’t lucky enough to escape their shitty, irrational moods after a week..

Angelica practically drags Veronica over to the balcony doors where they disappear.  Delia sighs as she uncrosses her legs and stands up from her chair.  She walks over to where Alex is standing, and she grabs the first glass of pink champagne, letting the bubbles tickle her nose for a second before taking a small sip.  Mercedes grabs one as well while Tessa inches her way over toward the door to eavesdrop on the other conversation.  Mercedes downs the flute glass and slams it back down like a frat boy asking for more. Alex smirks and pours her some more before raising his glass in the air.

Alex:  Everyone wanted to say that Mean Girls winning was a fluke.  The only fluke that SCW saw was that this didn’t happen so much fucking sooner…

Mercedes:  Amen to that, sister!

Alex:  Liz might be gone, but she is not forgotten, and like it or not, she was part of this movement during the biggest part of it, and she did help us get yet another belt.  If not for her, then we wouldn’t be toasting to this occasion here today.  Can we give a toast to Liz?

Mercedes:  Yes, of c…

Delia clears her throat loudly as she glares with her deep, dark brown eyes, stopping Mercedes dead in her tracks, though it is more out of intrigue than it is of fear of retaliation.  Delia narrows her eyes as she stares at Alex, letting her nostrils flare out some.  Alex raises an eyebrow as his mouth opens, ready to speak.  Delia shakes her head from side to side, warning him not to make another peep before she finally speaks.

Delia:  Liz was a part of z’e plan, and nos’ing more.  Lets not glorify her for more z’an she actually was, okay?

Alex:  What the…?

Delia rolls her eyes as she opens her mouth, sliding her tongue back and forth over her bottom lip, trying to think of the most polite way to say what she has to say.  Mercedes chuckles as if she somehow caught wind of what Delia was thinking, while Alex is still in shock.

Delia:  What z’e what?  Did you actually s’ink z’at she was my best friend?  After what we went s’rough in z’e beginning?  Girl, please…  Liz was nos’ing more z’an a whining, sniveling attention whore, emphasis on WHORE…

Mercedes:  I’m hearing it, but I don’t think I actually believe it yet.  Could you repeat that for me?

Delia:  Liz Smalls served her purpose.  She had a certain base of followers who were beneficial to us, whes’er z’ey loved us or hated us, or in many cases, bo’s.

Delia shrugs her shoulders as she traces her hair line, gently pushing one of hr curled bangs back behind her ear.  She bats her eyelashes, as if she is about to drop a major truth bomb on the crowd before her.

Delia:  When I hated her, people loved us.  When I loved her, z’ey hated us.  And z’ey hated us even more because we “pretended” to hate her, only to let her join, and parade her and her problems around on a bigger stage.  I got back to New York where I made some contacts, s’anks to my short time in Uncensored as her manager.

As if her intentions have just become clear, when they should have been clear the whole time, Delia winks to Alex and Mercedes.  She gives a gentle nudge to Mercedes before doing the same to Alex.

Delia:  In exchange for doing exactly what I said I would do in officially ruining Liz Smalls, I double crossed people, which brings us to a completely new level of controversy.  Controversy sells, and now we have more money coming in, and we have everyone talking about us.

Delia looks from Mercedes to Alex with a wide smirk on her face, a new level of evil genius having just been achieved.  She waves her long, wavy pony tail around behind her, making sure that it is flowing perfectly before she seems to lock attention with both at the same time.

Delia:  So, instead of toasting Liz for being a pawn in my little game… why don’t we toast to z’e evil genius who orchestrated z’is whole s’ing?  To Delia FUCKING Darling, for being such a stone cold bitch…

Delia extends her glass forward as both stare at her, unknowingly, and admittedly still in quite a bit of shock.  Delia widens her eyes and scoffs that they don’t immediately clanks glasses with her.  She rolls her eyes at Alex and looks directly to Mercedes.

Delia:  Who said z’at you were z’e only one allowed to be cold and calculated, darling? Call me Black Mamba if you like…

Mercedes smiles as she can’t help but toast the dirtiest trick she’s seen in quite some time.  There is a genuine respect for the egocentrics displayed by Delia, something that perhaps could rival her own.  Both ladies look to Alex, who looks pained at what he’s just heard.  He hesitates until Delia grabs onto his wrist firmly, pulling his hand forward to clank glasses against his will.  He lowers his eyes to the ground as the two ladies take a taste of their champagne, sharing a laugh as Alex just shakes his head.  He takes a sip from his glass, but it is not one to remember… it is one that he hopes will make him forget what he’s just heard.  Instead, it sours his stomach.  However, Tessa squeals from across the room as she charges forward, leaping onto Delia’s back, which annoys her until she covers Delia’s face in kisses.

Tessa:  Ye wasn’t lying, then?!  I knew ye didn’t like the bloody fuckin’ prat!

Delia straightens up her posture, holding up Tessa’s weight as if it weren’t anything.  She finally sighs in annoyance, though it is only for show as her face glows with pride.  Tessa smacks Delia on her backside as if they were football teammates and Delia just scored the winning goal for their team.  Delia raises an eyebrow as she places a hand in Tessa’s face.

Tessa:  No joke.. I fuckin’ hated that bird with every fiber of me being.  I wanted to slap her any time she opened her disgustingly deformed beak and…

Alex:  Tessa, would you please shut the hell up?  I guess I was the only one here who actually cared about Liz.  But then again, I was the one who got her clean, and helped cure her eating disorder by making her eat a damn burger while Delia got all the credit for playing nice on Twitter.

Delia:  To be fair, darling, wi’s z’e trouble Liz got into on Twitter, I had two full time jobs on my hand wi’s z’at one…

Tessa and Mercedes chuckle at Delia’s quip, but Alex only narrows his eyes before doing the unthinkable.  He splashes his glass of champagne in Delia’s face, ruining her perfectly done make up, and getting Tessa and Mercedes with some side splash.  Alex drops the glass to the ground before turning to leave the room.

Delia:  Um, ex-CUSE YOU BITCH!  Who do you s’ink you are?

Alex turns around only long enough to shoot Delia the dirtiest look she has seen since convincing Misty’s daughter to sit through a Burn Book entry about her beloved step mother.  Alex lets it linger for a moment before letting out an angry chuckle.

Alex:  I know who I am.  I’m the most fabulous out of this entire group because I’m beautiful on the inside and out.  That is more than any of you can say, only I didn’t see it until now.  So, I think you might want to let Veronica know she can take down my poster too, or draw mustaches on it…

Delia blinks for a second as she takes everything in.  However, as Alex trails off and turns back around toward the door, Delia opens her mouth, letting out a dramatic “uhhhh” to emphasize what she’s about to say now…

Delia:  Too late… there is already a mustache on your poster hun-TY…

Delia chuckles while the others seem uncomfortable.  Alex shakes in anger as he pauses, thinking about rebutting, but he walks over toward the door and flings it open, taking his leave toward the private elevator just outside of the suite.  Delia looks over to Tessa and Mercedes with a deadly serious look on her face.

Delia:  If you two agree wi’s Mr. Jeffries, he has just shown you where z’e door is.  I don’t want to see one of you leave in a week, or in a mon’s.  If you didn’t know who I was when you joined, z’en you have just been re-introduced.  If you harbor any bad feelings, by all means, walk out of z’at door.  No hard feelings.  No wars, because I’ve got enough of z’em right now.  Liz is gone now, so I refuse to let Mean Girl be seen as a joke.

Delia stares both of them down with a sinister look.  Mercedes’ look of shock fades to one of joy, sighing in relief as she takes another sip of her champagne.  She looks over to Tessa who seems to be twiddling her thumbs, thinking it over carefully.  Delia intensifies her look, causing Tessa to quickly pick up a glass, taking a sip of her own.

Delia:  Anyone?  Z’e “no war” clause expires in like ten seconds, ladies…

Mercedes:  If anything, I actually respect you more now than ever.  You can count on me sticking around for the long haul.

Delia:  Tessa?

Tessa has just taken another sip, but she nods her head and mumbles something into her glass.  Delia’s sinister look breaks and a instantly turns to that of pure joy.  She claps her hands together, lacing her fingers as she turns around toward the stereo.

Delia:  Excellent!  Now, what kind of party is z’is z’at we don’t have any music playing… Shall we revisit “Champion” by RuPaul?

Delia begins rattling off other songs and artists that she favors as Mercedes and Tessa share a “wow” expression before turning to follow after Delia.  Delia picks up an iPod that is connected to the stereo as she cues up music.
[*Fade*]





>[*Scene Two – Relaxation*]

“Every now and then, you need to take time for yourself.  All work and no play makes Delia a dull girl.“ –Delia, darling if you must



We can hear the soft, sensual moaning coming from inside of a hotel suite in Waco, Texas.  The lights are all off inside of the room, but there is a nice glow coming from the many candles spread around the room.  Delia’s deep, almost raspy moans seem to echo through the room as we look around, yet we see no one.  We can hear the soft panting of a man along with it, but it is completely overrun by Delia’s moans that are getting louder by the moment.  She gasps and then shudders as we turn to see her head poking out from under a sheet, with a lump of a person underneath the sheet.  She grips onto the bed frame as she leans her head back, gasping.

Delia:  Right z’ere, just like z’at, darling… Ohhhh yeahhhh…

She groans once more as she closes her eyes, letting them rest for a moment as she flings the sheet off of herself.  However, we are focused only on the look of pure ecstasy on her face for now.  The door slowly opens, but she can’t hear it over her own groaning.  She bites on her bottom lip hard as she scoots up slightly.  We pan over to see her father walking into the room.  He is distracted with a small bouquet of flowers in his hand, as well as a plate of “French” pastries.  He sets them down on the table and then turns to see the scene going on in the bed.  He pauses and his eyes widen for a second.  He stares and then finally, his expression softens up into a warm smile.  He sighs and reflects on his memories of such activities with his own wife.  He nods his head as his smile widens, before he finally speaks.

Chris:  Z’at is z’e sweetest s’ing I’ve seen in a long time.  Do you mind if I join in?

Delia:  I could use anos’er set of hands, papa.  Please do…

WHAT?!?!?!?!

We slowly pan over to find Delia, fully dressed as if she had just gotten in from an evening out.  The only thing bare on her is her feet, which her boyfriend, Eric Paisano is gently rubbing.  He raises his hand slightly as he waves his hand at Chris to let him know that he’s got this.  Chris nods his head as he walks over across the room to a small partition that separates the room from a living area.  He disappears through the doorway as Delia resumes her moaning.  Eric smirks widely as he really gets in there.

Eric:  Just think… this is only a small taste of the pleasure I could give you.

He whispers beneath his breath as he tries to say this so that Delia’s father doesn’t hear it from the other room.  The thrill of possibly getting caught turns him on, and this shines through his voice.  However, Delia’s moaning stops and turns into a long, drawn out negative “mmm mmmm…”  Eric’s face lights up with this challenge as Delia lifts herself up slightly.  She looks at Eric as if to drive her point home.

Delia:  I’ve already told you z’at I don’t want to ruin what we have wi’s somes’ing as messy as sex.  Not right now.  Not until I know we’ve built somes’ing greater.  I don’t want…

Delia stares down at Eric, but what she sees is not Eric.  She sees Drake Green’s tattoos on his bare arms and chest.  She sees him thrusting toward her, and she gasps before pulling her foot away from Eric.  She can hear her own words and moans echoing in her mind, and it nearly turns her stomach as she brings her knees up to her chest.  Eric looks confused as he slowly crawls up toward Delia.

Eric:  It’s okay.  You don’t need to explain any further.  You’ve already told me about the Drake thing, and it’s okay.  We weren’t together yet, and I can’t say that I didn’t have a fling or two before we got together either.

Delia:  Yeah, z’at really makes me feel better…

Delia rolls her eyes as she pulls away from Eric’s attempt at embracing her.  She sits her chin on her knees as she looks sullen.  Her expression is so wounded that it makes Eric look saddened just by looking at her.  He tries to embrace her again, but she brushes his hand away from her body as she lies down on her side, facing away from him.

Delia:  For you, z’at is normal.  For me to have done what I did was just… I’m… I’m so ashamed, and I don’t even know how to explain it to make you understand.

Eric:  Then don’t.

Delia looks shocked at Eric’s statement.  Eric thinks it over for a second, realizing how calloused that sounded before he lies down behind her, wrapping an arm around her gently, cradling her against himself.  He brushes a strand of her dark hair out of her face and plants a kiss on her cheek.

Eric:  What I meant was, don’t try to make me understand, because the chances are, that I won’t.  But that doesn’t mean that I won’t still support your decision.  Plus, the anticipation building up will only make it that much better in the end.  I’m a patient guy, and I know you are worth the wait.

Delia’s angry expression fades to a sweet smile as she wraps her hand in his.  Feeling his big, warm hand around hers was a comfort that she hadn’t felt in a very long time.  This moment right here was something she never thought she would have ever again, yet here she is… it wasn’t a dream, because she felt every inch of his body pressed against hers.  She feels his warmth enveloping her, and she could almost fall asleep just from the soothing tone in his voice right now.

Eric:  Liz and I have talked about this and…

Delia:  Really?  Liz again?  Ugh, she’s gone now, so could we please not talk about her anymore?  I’m so over it anyway…

Eric:  Yeah, I’m sure you are.  But you do know that Liz and I are very close friends, and that’s never going to change, no matter how hard you try to convince everyone that you don’t miss her too.

Delia chuckles and rolls her eyes before closing them and sinking further into Eric’s embrace.  Eric slowly shakes his head and smirks at Delia’s attempt to fool him.  He gently strokes her hair, running his fingers through it slowly as he feels the silky smooth locks fall from between them.

Eric:  You might be able to lie to everyone else around you, and manipulate them, but I’m not buying it.  You and Liz were close, and it’s okay to miss someone that you were close with.

Delia:  I don’t miss Liz, honestly.  I admitted z’at I used her star power to elevate my own in z’e United States.  If it helps you accept it easier, z’en you can pretend I miss Liz.

Eric:  Then say you do, and let’s see if I believe you.  Convince me.

Delia opens her eyes as she turns over onto her back, staring right into Eric’s wide blue eyes.  She giggles before playfully shoving him.  He snickers before hovering over Delia, daring her to try.  She licks at her lips playfully before looking him directly in the eyes, putting on a playfully dramatic voice.

Delia:  Oh, how I miss my dearest sister, Elizabeth Nicole Smalls…  Not a day has gone by z’is week where I did not miss her wi’s every fiber of my being…

Delia giggles as she rolls her eyes and then she tries to flip over onto her side once more, but Eric holds her in place.  He winks at her before gently running his index finger along her chin and jaw line.

Eric:  Now, tell me what you’re calling “the truth”…  Tell me how you used Liz.  Convince me.

Delia gets a serious expression on her face, the one that we are all familiar with.  She stares into Eric’s eyes silently for a few moments before taking in a deep breath.  At the last second, she avoids eye contact with him while narrowing her eyes.

Delia:  I was glad when z’at immature, sad, naïve little girl left our group of sisters.  I never liked Liz, and I made good on my promise to ruin h…

Eric:  *Chuckles*  You’re lying!  I thought you were supposedly a great liar, but you’re clearly the worst!

Delia:  You wouldn’t know z’e trus’ if it bit you on z’e…

Eric:  On the what?!

Eric playfully raises his voice, challenging her as Delia leans up and nips at his nose playfully.  Eric looks shocked as his mouth opens.  Delia laughs, and the laughter only escalates when Eric rolls over on top of her, holding her prisoner.  However, Delia’s defiant nature causes her to sit up slightly, taking another gummy nip at his nose.  He lifts her chin up and passionately kisses her lips.  She falls deep into the hypnosis of his kiss, of his enchanting eyes, of his pure essence.  He literally takes her breath away as he gently lays her back against the pillow.  He rolls off of her, and off of the bed as he makes his way over to the mini fridge.  He pulls out a can of Coca Cola, and a mineral water.  He pops the can open and then sets the water down in front of Delia.  As she is catching her breath, he leans down over her, ready to kiss her again.  As she puts her lips together, Eric pulls away and says one word.

Eric:  DeLIAR!

Delia playfully slaps him as she laughs again.  Eric sets his soda down on the night stand next to Delia’s water and then he slowly backs up toward the bathroom.  Delia shakes her head as she softens her expression.  She looks down at her phone, reading the last Tweets that she shared with Liz.  Her expression saddens up slightly as she stares at the picture of Liz.  No one is around, so she doesn’t fight the single tear that rolls down her cheek.  She sniffles, and then goes to wipe it away from her face.  She is startled when her phone rings.  Angelica’s picture comes over the screen and Delia rolls her eyes, ready to set it down when someone takes the phone from her.  She scoffs and looks over her shoulders to see Drake sitting there once more.  He sets the phone down behind him as he leans in, tilting Delia’s head back, ready to kiss her when she pushes his face away.

Delia:  Ugh!  I told you before z’at it was a mistake!  I only did it to piss off Misty, but I was so disgusted wi’s myself, I couldn’t even rub it in Misty’s face!  You disgust me…

”Drake” *In Eric's voice*:  You can always tell when you’re lying because you refuse to look people in the eyes when you’re lying.  You liked every minute of him ravaging your body.  It’s okay though.  I’ve had many a night like that myself…

Delia reaches back to slap “Drake” when he fades once more.  When Delia snaps back to reality, he phone is still ringing.  She immediately slides her finger across the screen as she listens prepares to speak, but she is cut off.

Angelica:  Oh em gee… you seriously let Alex walk out the other night?  That’s so fricken messed up!  Luckily I talked to him and…

Delia slowly feels a few tears streaming down her cheek as she can’t help sniffling.  He whimpers into the phone, causing Angelica to immediately stop talking.  Delia tries to catch her breath as she begins speaking.

Delia:  Angie, I… I really need someone to talk to.

Angelica:  Oh my gawd, what happened?  Did that Eric guy…

Delia looks toward the bathroom door as she hears the showerhead running.  She takes a few shallow breaths before sighing once again, almost choking on her breaths.  She sits up in the bed, letting her feet hang off of the edge as she tucks the phone against her shoulder.

Delia:  No… I did somes’ing a few weeks back, and I didn’t tell anyone because I was ashamed.  I s’ought I was over it, but clearly I’m not…  It… it was after our fight before Violent Conduct.  I was so mad, and I just needed to blow off some steam.  So I had a few too many drinks, and bought a bottle of scotch.

Angelica:  I know you’re like trying to be sober and stuff, but a few too many drinks is nothing to be ashamed of…

Delia:  But, I took z’at bottle to Drake Green’s hotel room and…

Angelica is heard gasping as Delia continues on.  However, her voice trails off as the camera pans out slightly.  She motions with her hands as she talks, but the screen slowly starts to go black…
[*Fade*]





>[*Scene Three – Let the Fierceness Begin!*]

“Respect is something given.  People say that you have to earn respect, but they give it away so freely.  Yet, when someone actually earns their respect, they find reasons not to give it.  That is why I have respect for very few. I don’t have enough to give away so freely.“ –Delia, darling if you must



The runway was somewhere that Delia hadn’t seen in quite a while.  She had been focusing mostly on wrestling as of late, perfecting her move set, and proving all of the haters wrong.  The latter was a full time job in and of itself, so it leaves one to wonder how she improved her wrestling skills at all, let alone becoming the Bombshell Champion!  Today, she had double booked herself, and it was definitely going to be difficult, but if anyone was capable of multi tasking, it was SCW’s first Haute Couture Model.  Delia is nowhere to be seen as cameras flash wildly in front of the SCW Camera Crew that is present.  The head photographer, a man with frosted blonde tips, spiked up and to the left slightly, black horn rimmed glasses, thin, and short walks to the head of the runway and taps his foot impatiently as he looks down at his Swiss watch on his wrist and scoffs loudly.

Hans:  What is with these models, ja?  My time is just as valuable if not even moreso…

A brunette woman walks up to Hans, wearing a pink sweater and a black dress, sliding her glasses up her nose before nervously trying to think of how to properly get Hans’ attention.  She lets out a simple “ummm…” as she tries to think out loud, but this only draws Hans’ attention as he narrows his eyes through his glasses.  He stares daggers at the young woman.

Hans:  WHAT?!  Out with it, frauline…

Woman:  My name is Bernice. I’ve been your assistant for *silently counts to self…* six years?  Maybe closer to seven, but we’ll say six for simplicities sake, and…

Hans:  Is there a point to this, or do you just like to hear yourself talk?

Bernice blushes as she looks down at the floor, which causes Hans to growl at her.  She tries to look up at Hans again, but it is to no avail as her gaze goes back down to the ground as she runs her foot across the floor, back and forth.

Bernice:  Ms. Darling has run into a problem with her scheduling, and…

Hans:  WHAT?!?!?!

Hans is angry beyond belief as he throws his camera down against the ground, stomping it in a fit of rage as he kicks the pieces all around in every which direction.  Bernice jumps back just in time to avoid a lens to the face.  He straightens up, though anger is still etched over his face.  He raises his hand into the air and snaps his fingers together three times until someone places a new camera in his hands.  Bernice clears her throat and speaks once again.

Bernice: … and she’s just finished her make up, and is waiting for her cue from you.

Hans:  Delia, darling… because I MUST!  Please grace us with your FUCKING presence!

Bernice:  Her contract specifies that her cue is “Let’s get fierce!” and…

Just then, Delia bursts through the curtains, throwing them to the side as she walks out in a long blonde wig that is supposed to be blowing in the wind, however there is no fan.  She is covered up by a small dress that appears to be made of pages from the Burn Book.  Holding it all together is a large Burn Book logo that strategically covers up the front of her as the pictures trail down her back and backside.  Her shoes are black and white ransom letter printed Mean Girls heels.  She is wearing an almost cheesy smile that quickly fades as she looks around, her face quickly turning sour.

Delia:  Z’is… is… NOT what I was expecting!  Who is in charge, because z’ey will never work in z’is town EVER AGAIN!

Delia growls as she kicks a few pieces of the broken camera from the runway.  She points down to it and then she lets out a low tone shriek of aggravation before throwing her hands up in the air in a faux sense of surrender.

Delia:  Z’is is why I would ras’er punch some fugly, Jealous Janis in z’e face instead of working a photo shoot!  Photographer’s z’ese days are sooooo unprofessional!

Delia rests her mean glare right on Hans, only she is locked in a stalemate, seeming to have met her match.  The two of them remain locked on for what seems like at least two minutes, and neither one seems to want to budge as they take a few steps closer to one another.  Delia narrows her eyes as she looks down her nose at the smaller man, given her slight advantage due to her six inch heels putting her just a little over six feet.  He stands on the tips of his toes as he narrows his eyes too, balling his fists up angrily at his side before the two of them break into a mutual laugh and embrace.

Delia:  Oh, Hans, you silly bitch… I should have known z’is was your doing.  You always did have a flare for z’e dramatics.

Hans:  Are you calling me a drama queen?  You’re one to talk, hun-TY!

Delia:  Queen is right, darling.  We’ll just leave it at z’at.  And who do you s’ink I learned it from.

Both of them snap their fingers together before laughing once more.  Delia flips her long flowing hair over her shoulders, one side at a time before rolling her eyes, having wasted a good reveal on something like this.  She walks back over to the curtains and holds them open as she steps part way through, looking to her left with an almost snooty expression on her face.

Delia:  Z’is would be where you turn on z’e fans, imbecile.

Delia looks forward and locks eyes with Hans as a smirk comes over both of their faces.  Hans raises the camera and snaps an unflattering photo of Delia before sticking his tongue out at her.

Hans:  We’ve got our cover photo…

Delia:  At least I can look imperfect and still hold a cover, bitch…

Delia gives a slow twirl, letting the pictures fan out, showing off her bare skin underneath as they fan out.  Her hair fans out as well, as the shutter snaps another picture.  Delia wraps the sparkling pink curtain around her face slightly, hiding one eye as another photo is taken.  She finally acknowledges the SCW camera for the first time with a quick glance to her right.

Delia:  Hello SCW fans and admirers…  I seem to have overbooked myself once again, but fear not… I have made time for you to hear me speak.

Delia pauses again as she lets the curtain slowly slide down her body, another photo being taken.  She begins walking forward on the runway, flipping her hair out as the wind causes it to slowly fall.  Not looking to the camera she still addresses it.

Delia:  In just a few short days, we get to see yet anos’er Jealous Janis who has declared war on z’e Mean Girls get her shot at me.  Yes, Roxi, I am talking about you.  You see, I am going to acknowledge your words, only because I’m tired of talking about how basic, ugly, and untalented you are compared to me.

Delia winks as a bit of fog blows past her, serving us 80’s “Cherry Pie” realness for a split second as her face smolders behind the light screen of fog.  We freeze frame on it for just a second to show the perfect picture before coming back to real time.  Delia continues her slow walk down the runway before she continues.

Delia:  Honestly, I am bored of you altoges’er.  In z’e last two mons’ I’ve faced you twice.  I faced you at Into the Void III, where I unveiled my Villainess persona.  I proved z’at evil can defeat good, because, guess what?

Delia pauses as she places her hands on her hips, swaying from side to side as she shakes her hair around, closing her eyes as she leans forward.  She lets her hair hang down before flipping it up into the air.  The camera flashes once more as Delia raises a hand up in the air toward the SCW camera.  Once we return to real time, Delia takes another second or two in order to address the camera directly.

Delia:  I defeated you.  Call it a cheap victory all you want.  Claim z’at Angelica is z’e only reason I beat you.  Claim z’at I got lucky.  Call it whatever you wish, because z’e only s’ing z’at matters is z’at I hold a victory over you.  No one saw you cover me for z’e One, Two, S’ree, and do you know why?

Delia lets an arrogant smirk sneak past her look of demur, but she quickly reels it back in as she places her fingers to her lips, sliding them slowly down her face before caressing her chin.  She glances back over toward Hans as the camera snaps another picture.  We freeze on it, letting it pan out slightly before coming back to real time.

Delia:  Because it never happened.  Any time z’at we have faced off, one on one, six woman tag… I defeated you, or your team mate.  You have not been able to defeat me.  I’ve proved it twice recently.  I must admit, z’at it feels just like a bad Bill Murray film.  I’m stuck in a loop.  You would s’ink z/at wi’s all of z’e haters z’at Mean Girls have, z’ey could s’ink of someone different for me to face, yet z’ey s’row you at me.

Delia shrugs her shoulders before she turns completely to face Hans.  She raises a hand up, pointing at him as she flips her hair back, walking forward with her other hand on her hip.  She bites at her bottom lip as we snap another photo.

Delia:  Maybe z’ey wanted me to get an easy first defense?  Obviously I’m going to win yet again, because you have a history of being unable to get z’e job done.  You couldn’t beat me at Into Z’e Void S’ree.  You couldn’t beat me on Climax Control last mons’.  What makes z’em s’ink z’at you can beat me z’is week?  Z’ey don’t have fai’s in you, darling.  Z’ey were probably having a good laugh in z’e office when z’ey booked it.  Almost as hearty of a chuckle as I had when you declared war on us…

Delia lets out a sort chuckle, even though she obviously wants to laugh even harder.  However, she can’t break her pose that much, so we are left to take what we can get.  Delia walks down to the end of the runway where they have set up a set of ring ropes, stretched out around a white chair, and attached to two turnbuckles off to the side.  Delia walks over to the chair and collapses, letting her legs fly up into the air, where we snap another picture, freezing on it.  In real time, Delia flicks her legs to the side as she rests sideways in the chair, elegantly sprawling out over the chair before reaching out with a faux look of desperation on her face.

Delia:  Just like I told Misty when she did z’is like s’ree mons’ ago… no one gives a shit, darling… Honestly, no one does, and do you know why?  Because, even z’ough you capitalized on a win over Misty when she was grieving z’e loss of her grandmos’er, which no one called cheap or lucky z’en… you haven’t done anys’ing here.  Oh, except z’at time you were wi’s z’e guy who beat you on camera, and interfered to cost Vixen z’e Bombshell Championship for like two seconds.  How could we forget about z’at?

Delia winks and chuckles as a stagehand walks over to the chair, handing Delia her Burn Book.  She opens it up in the middle and presses it to her chest as she lets her hair hang down the side of the chair.  We snap another photo and freeze on it, panning out slowly as Delia speaks, despite still freezing on the photo.

Delia:  Yet, because you have just as big of a superiority complex as I do, you hold onto z’ese accomplishments as if z’ey mean somes’ing.  Yet, z’e Bombshell Championship I’m not holding holds no weight?  Even z’ough I defeated Vixen fair and square?  Somebody is showing z’eir jealousy, but let me tell you somes’ing, Roxi, darling…

We return to real time now.  Delia turns her head ever so slightly in the chair, opening her eyes as she holds the Burn Book down at her side, letting her arm dangle from the chair.  She has the sweetest smile on her face, one that makes her appear angelic, even if only for the slightest of moments.

Delia:  Green is not your color… even if you like to s’ink so.  It does fit, because your envy of me, or any of my Mean Girls, is z’e greenest I’ve seen, except Misty’s of course…  But, it is okay.  Z’e fans are blinded by your deceit, and z’ey s’ink z’at you are coming after Mean Girls because we’re bad.  We have sins to atone for.  But, who doesn’t?  You certainly do.  Cyrus was just z’e tip of z’e iceberg, darling.  But, if I went into z’at, no one would believe me, so what is z’e point?  You know exactly what I’m talking about, and z’at is good enough for me.

Delia slowly raises the Burn Book up above her, letting it hover as she reads over the pages carefully.  We snap another photo as Delia slowly turns the book to show off Roxi Johnson’s recent entry.  Delia flashes it, and the camera snaps another picture.  Delia holds her hand innocently over her mouth as she puckers her lips together.  A third picture is snapped as Delia slowly brings herself up to sit upright in the chair.

Delia:  By z’e way, you are welcome for my making you famous by even talking about you so in deps’… You are not wors’ it, but why not take a moment to remind people of z’e obvious trus’ of s’ings.  You know, z’e s’ings z’at z’ey know are true, but for some reason, z’ey pretend are not.  Or z’ey conveniently *air quotes* forget about z’em to focus on my flawless looks.  I mean, I can’t help z’at I am so pretty and rich and popular.  You know, evers’ing z’at you are not? Sorry bout it…

Delia shrugs her shoulders as she flips the page.  We freeze for just a second to catch the image of Vixen on the next page.  The page next to it should be blank, but we see an image that is certainly no surprise.  Traci Patterson has been glued in already, and in pink lettering next to her picture can be seen, though we can’t make it out.  That’s okay, because Delia is… such a nice person, and she reads it to us.

Delia:  â€œTraci Patterson… z’e lucky new girl who clearly gave Erik Staggs a ‘BJ’ during her contract signing last week or whatever.  She blew her way to a Bombshell Championship title shot against Delia Darling.”  Ugh, so true!  I mean, who else gets to come right in and get a shot at any championship like z’is?  I know I didn’t!  I was a runner up in z’e Blast From z’e Past II tournament, I am undefeated to z’is very day, and I’ve defeated almost every single woman on z’e roster, and I only JUST got a shot less z’an s’ree weeks ago!  Traci must have a very persuasive mous’…

Delia turns the book around, waving it at the camera as it snaps a few photos that we freeze on individually for a split second.  Delia tosses the book behind her, and we freeze on it as it flies through the air, Delia looking over her shoulder at it before we return to real time.

Delia:  I mean, seriously?  Z’is whole s’ing stinks of Christian Underwood’s own personal brand on nonsensical logic.  I mean, he pushed some new guy wi’s really bad hair to a title shot because z’e kid flashed his ass cheeks to him.  I would swear Christian was behind z’is, but if a s’ree dollar bill is queer, z’en Christian is a buck fifty note… Sorry bout it…

Delia shrugs her shoulders as she stands up from the seat.  She turns around and places her foot up on the turnbuckle that is doubling as the arm of the chair.  She runs her fingers up her leg as she lets her hair hang over her face just enough to add an air of mystery to the photo that is snapped next.

Delia:  It could have been Mark Ward, but he is a good businessman.  He wouldn’t want to piss off his top earner, would he?  I mean, he’s got people like Sean Jackson who bring in money, but why cut his earnings in half?  Seriously, half!  And merch sales?  Forget about it…  No, Mark wouldn’t sign such a match.  I bet he even objected to letting Trish join z’is match…

Hans  I thought you said her name was Traci…

Delia:  Ugh, don’t remind me.  Trish sounds so much prettier.  It makes people s’ink of Trish Newborn.  You know, someone who has held gold here and elsewhere.  Someone who is pretty.  Not some rookie.  I mean, it is an improvement, no?

Delia finally flips her hair out of her face and over her right shoulder.  She extends her hand once more, getting another great photo opportunity.  However, her intent isn’t to get a good picture.  She growls as someone quickly brings her the Bombshell Championship belt.  She sighs as she places it over her shoulder, getting the picture she was wanting to begin with.

Delia:  I mean… I didn’t bust my ass to let some newcomer like Trudy come along and take my belt from me.  I guess z’ey want me to give her z’e warm welcome z’at she deserves by beating her.  If I didn’t care about looking like a serious competitor, I would pick her off right away and pin her to retain my belt, but no… Roxi has at least held gold here before, and…

Just then, a voice comes from behind the camera, one that is feminine, and a bit fiery at Delia’s comment.

Mercedes:  Traci was my tag team partner, and we held the Bombshell Tag Team Championships twice.

Delia looks confused as she taps her chin.  Hans snaps another photo as Delia rolls her eyes in annoyance.  She waves him off before holding a finger up to stop him from taking pictures.  Delia goes back to looking completely confused again, trying to think it over.

Delia:  What?  No, z’at can’t be right.  I mean, your tag partner was… obviously irrelevant because I can’t remember z’em, but it wasn’t Tammy.

Mercedes:  No, it wasn’t Tammy, because it was Trudy, er Trish, er… Traci Patterson.

Delia:  Whatever.  We’re not talking about Traci.  We’re talking about Tammy Peterson.  Like what kind of a name is z’at anyways?

Delia stares past the cameras to Mercedes who comes walking into the shot.  She looks around at the cameras as if she is trying to pardon herself for the interruption.  She has the Burn Book in her hand and she opens it up to the page with Traci Patterson’s picture, holding it up to Delia.

Delia:  Ugh, why is your former tag team partner in our book?  I mean, she deserves to be, but I don’t get it…

Mercedes:  Because you are facing her this week, along with Roxi Johnson.

Delia:  What?

Delia scratches the side of her head as Hans clears his throat in annoyance.  Delia raises her middle finger to him, leaving it extended toward him as she looks back at Mercedes with confusion once again.

Mercedes:  You’ve been hanging around Liz Smalls too long… Traci Patterson has held gold twice in SCW, with me.  She’s been around longer than you have been.

Delia:  Seriously?

Mercedes:  Seriously, Deelz.  I mean, I clearly carried her to success, but still, facts are facts.

Delia blinks as her mouth hangs open for a second.  She is clearly still confused, but she rolls her eyes and gently takes the Burn Book from Mercedes’ hand and sets it down on the chair in front of her.

Delia:  Whatever… She’s still no challenge to me.  Z’e only reason I haven’t achieved more z’an she has is because people couldn’t deny our greatness any longer.  Now z’at people see how good we really are, her achievements won’t mean anys’ing.  She still doesn’t stand a chance against someone of my caliber.  At least she is kind of pretty, and she could do somesin’g wi’s her talents if she applied herself.

Mercedes:  If you say so.  Are you sure she doesn’t just appear to look pretty because the only method of comparison that you have is Roxi Johnson?

Delia goes to object, but then she shrugs her shoulders, nodding her head as the two share a laugh.  She finally lowers her middle finger and Hans snaps a very unflattering picture of her before sticking his own middle finger out in front of the camera, giving a blurry view of it extended toward Delia.

Hans:  Gossip Girls… can’t we get back to the photo shoot?  I’ve got a date in half an hour.

Delia:  Don’t worry, darling… I hear your right hand is a very patient man…

Delia pushes the middle finger out of her face as she props the belt up just a little higher on her shoulder.  She crosses it over her chest, looking down to it with a hint of pride on her face as we snap another picture.

Delia:  Anyway, Traci Patterson… Apparently you’ve been around Sin City Wrestling for a while now.  Such a shame z’at someone who researched z’is company before joining it, didn’t know your name.  Not even a close call to being a champion before leeching off of Mercedes and her talents.  Why does z’at sound so familiar?  Oh yeah, people are claiming z’at my sisters and I are doing just z’at.  Yet, z’e fans cheer for you, no?  Don’t z’ey?  I mean, I honestly don’t know.  Let’s assume z’ey do, because it would go along wi’s z’e s’eme of z’e fans ignoring obvious facts in favor of people like yourself.

Delia flips her hair over to the other side, letting it drape over the belt slightly, just leaving the light to shine brightly off of the faceplate of the belt.  Delia looks almost wantonly down at the belt, and then up at the camera as we freeze frame once more, panning out before returning to real time.

Delia:  Z’e fans are hypocrites, and z’at is exactly why I do not pander to z’em like you do, Traci.  Just like Roxi, your dreams of becoming Bombshell Champion will fall short on Sunday.  Just like Roxi, you will be defeated by moi.  Just like Roxi, z’e fans will cheer your name, all z’e way to z’e end where I pin one of you.  And just like Roxi, you will get to watch me celebrate in z’e ring after our match, and you will get to watch me walk away wi’s my belt held high above my head.  Sorry bout it…

Delia shrugs her shoulders as she slowly pulls the belt from her shoulder.  She turns to face the camera as she holds the belt above her head.  Behind her, lights flare up in the shape of her name, three times.  This is to signify the fans cheering her name, but as most know, these lights are the closest thing to cheers that Delia will ever have.  We flash one last photo of Delia standing proudly with the belt, freezing on it for about five seconds before it slowly starts to go black.
[*Fade*]

20
Character Building Roleplays / Whack-A-Mole
« on: September 21, 2014, 08:50:53 AM »
 
”Sometimes, it is the imperfections that make us unique.  But, God gave us make up to cover those up. I am perfection and that makes me unique all on my own.” –Delia, darling if you must


Breath in… breath out.

Sigh.

For someone who hasn’t had a stitch since she fell off of her bicycle at the age of five, Delia seems to handle the pain rather well.  She just takes in soft breaths as Angelica places a hand in Delia’s.  She leans down and whispers to her.

Angelica:  If you need to squeeze, it’s okay.  We’re here for you, sweetheart.

Despite their differences lately, Angelica shows her hidden motherly nature.  Delia opens her eyes slowly as the doctor stitches away slowly at her forehead.  From behind his hands, Delia gives Angelica a sweet gaze.  Angelica brushes one of her faux blonde locks away from her forehead as Delia closes her eyes once more.  Liz glares at Angelica, but she doesn’t have the strength to separate herself from Holly’s embrace to comfort Delia herself.  This role was usually reversed, and there is a good chance that Liz sees her figure of stability in a vulnerable state as she rests her head against Holly’s ample fake bosom.  Tessa is tapping away at her phone, a look of rage spread across her face.

Tessa:  I can’t believe that twat got to us that way.  Doesn’t she know that I have a medical condition, and being trapped in a room like that could have put me in the hospital again?  Like oh em gee…

Veronica:  Of course she didn’t think, because she’s so blinded by her obvious jealousy of us that she didn’t see past her own twisted plan to ruin our night.

Angelica:  She didn’t ruin our night, okay?  Who has all of the Bombshell Championship gold?  Is it those busted, ratchet Jealous Janis girls?  Is it Amy, Jessie, Vixen, or the rest of the Whogivesafuck Clan?  No, so don’t you dare say she ruined our night.

Angelica turns around to glare at Tessa, Liz, and Veronica.  She scoffs as Delia pats the back of Angelica’s hand, slowly calming her down.  Angelica narrows her eyes at everyone before Delia speaks out in an almost weakened tone.

Delia:  It is fine, darling.  Z’ey have every right to be mad.  She made a statement to all of us, not just me.  But she did not act alone.  She told me that our mole promised to keep you girls in our room while she locked the door and *air quotes* ended me…

There is a resounding gasp heard throughout the room, followed by short murmurs.  Angelica quickly shakes her head, as her face turns a pale shade of white.  Holly snaps her fingers as a resounding “Oh hellz no!” escapes her lips.  Tessa flips her hair over her shoulders as she begins speaking up as well.  Liz stomps her foot, but her words seem drown out by the shouting of the others.  Tessa speaks up louder so that she comes out above the rest of the Mean Girls.

Tessa:  Kinda funny how someone leaves the room, innit?  I mean, maybe she couldn’t handle seeing the results of her dirty deeds. I told ye not to let her sit with us…

Angelica:  Oh hell no… are you saying that Mercy is the mole?  That’s like so fricken basic and ratchet of you, Tess…

Tessa:  Since when is looking out for me sisters “basic and ratchet”?

Holly:  Hun-ty… you was like the first one with her nose up Delia’s ass when she wanted Mercy to join us.  Just cause she’s the new girl don’t mean you get to write her off like that.  Trust…

Veronica quietly lets her voice squeak out a passive aggressive objection to Holly’s statement.  She does it in a manner that leads most to believe that she is politely trying to keep her opinion to herself, but anyone who knows the First Class Model can figure out that it is only a ploy.

Veronica:  I didn’t vote one way or the other, so honestly, I was only outvoted.  She is the new girl, and that is exactly why it could be her.  I mean, this mole business didn’t start until she came around.

Liz:  I know we just won tag titles together, but if you talk about MY sister that way, I swear I will *think about* slapping you…  This mole business didn’t start until Mercy joined, and you got JEALOUS that Delia is obviously the leader of Mean Girls now.

Veronica:  Oh hunty…

Delia:  ENOUGH!  If I didn’t already have a fucking headache, you ladies would surely have given me one.  I’m having surgery right now.  Could we discuss z’is at a later time?

Angelica turns to face the other girls again, quickly sliding her fingers across her throat in a way of telling them to cut it out.  She shakes her head and rolls her eyes as she turns back to Delia.  She purses her lips like a floodgate, but there is a tiny leak that comes in a backhanded, under her breath, sort of way.

Angelica:  Plus, it’s totally obvs that Holly went soft on us.  Girl thinks everyone is a poor misguided soul who needs help.  Like just leave if you don’t realize you’re better than everyone else… Gawd…

Holly is polite enough to allow Angelica to finish her thoughts, as her mouth gapes open.  She lets go of Liz and places her hands on her hips as she bobs her head from side to side with each passing syllable.  She allows the silence to linger for a second after Angelica finishes reading her, before breaking the silence with a scoff.

Holly:  Ohhhh shit just got real up in here… So…Tessa is Tessa.  That’s why everyone thinks she’s the mole, because she’s your self proclaimed lap dog.  Real cute.  I’m too nice to be a Mean Girl, so it should be me, right?  Liz wants to be the leader so bad, she’s willing to throw all us bitches under the bus, right?  Mercy is new, so she’s the mole, am I getting this correct ladies? you wanna talk about obvious-nessssss?  Okay, let’s break this down so even Jamie Fuckin’ Staggs could understand…  Miss Ronnie T and Angie Ang, the girls who started this movement, with my help no less… You ladies call yourself the founders of Mean Girls.  You two wallow in the under card for like six months…

Angelica:  Excuse yourself, bitch…

Holly:  That’s really fucking rude to interrupt me, but since I’m more ladylike than you, and I have a penis, I’m going to forgive you and continue on… You two job out to people like Azz n Class and Trish Newborn for a living, until Ronnie disappears to go to Fat Camp or whatever… She lets you down, Angie, and that big ass redhead breaks your knee cap.  So, you decide to manage some girl and try to collect royalties on OUR hard work…

Veronica:  This is a lot more insulting that…

Holly turns on her heels and takes a deep breath as she holds a finger up at Veronica.  She holds the breath and the pose for a second before tilting her head to the side, making an exaggerated expression of surprise.

Holly:  And you excused too, bitch… So Angie finds Lil Miss Thang over there, and decides to cash in on her fame.  Good call, honestly.  I ain’t gonna lie, I enjoyed some of this too.  BUT, then Ronnie T, baby girl… you saw this cash cow, and you returned to Mean Girls.  This Nice Girl got dirty in the ring, showing how I do… Liz comes along, and we blow up.  We have to hire Tessa for her friendly services.  Mercedes comes around, and Mean Girls collects the Bombshell gold, all four belts.  So, if you wanna get nasty and talk about who is a fucking mole, why don’t the both of you look a little closer at them compact mirrors, kay?

Angelica:  So, Delia is the only one who doesn’t get blamed here?

Holly:  She could be the mole, because she’s Delia FUCKING Darling!

Holly does her best Delia impression, shouting in a raspy, shrill tone.  This causes Liz to clap her hands before snapping her fingers and looking right at the two of them, shouting out a firm “YASSSS!” as she pats Holly on the back.  Veronica slowly removes two strands of hair from her face as she looks over at Angelica, licking the inside of her cheek as she tries to stifle an angry laugh.  Before she can say anything, Holly licks at her bottom lip, almost seeming regretful of the hurtful things that she’d just said.

Holly:  Sorry bout it.

While the term is meant to add insult to the injury of any dig, this time, there is a slight measure of sincerity to it.  Holly looks away from Veronica as Liz wraps an arm around Holly’s waist, pulling her in closely to her.

Liz:  You just dropped a truth bomb on these girls.  Just because, like… you know that you’re not the mole, that doesn’t mean that you’re not the mole, right?

Tessa:  Did ye forget to take yer vitamins today, Liz?  That made no sense at all…

Liz:  Well, you’re obvs the mole because you’re the most jealous one of the group.  You prrrrobably wear a #JealousJanis tank top under your shirts at all times.

Liz waves her head from side to side as she rubs it in.  Tessa grits her teeth as she contemplates getting into a battle of wits.  Normally this would be her weak point, but with Liz, she could feel like Einstein.  However, she looks over to Delia, and respecting her wishes, she purses her lips and turns toward the door.

Tessa:  Instead of talking about people behind their backs, I’m gonna go check on Mercedes.

Liz:  Oh my gawd, you were the one who accused her in the first place.  And people call me dumb?  THAT was the dumbest thing said today…

Delia:  I’m the mole, you’re the mole… right now, I don’t give an airborne FUCK!  SHUT… UP!  Ugh, I swear if z’at bitch makes me scar up, I’m suing her for her whole life savings, even if it is only like a hundred dollars…

Angelica nods her head as Delia speaks.  Tessa rolls her eyes and then steps out of the room as Liz and Holly walk on the other side of Delia, almost as if she were some sort of fault line between two plates of Earth that are inevitably going to rub together and cause mass destruction within the movement.  The doctor finally finishes up the stitching, and he places a bandage carefully over Delia’s forehead.  He goes to speak, but Delia waves him off as she sits up slowly.

Delia:  I’m willing to bet z’at z’ere is no mole at all.  I bet one of our phones is bugged.  Would it not be z’e perfect Jealous Janis crime, watching us destroy ourselves?  I mean, we’re z’e only ones who can, obviously…  For now, I say z’at we step to z’e side, and ignore z’e *air quotes* mole…  It is z’e smartest s’ing to do, no?

Before anyone can respond, the door flies open, and an angry Chris Darling enters the room as if he were on a mission.  He stomps up next to the bed and places his arms on his hips as he sinks a bit, glaring at the ladies surrounding Delia.

Chris:  Why was I not notified of z’is situation sooner?  I had to watch my daughter get maimed on z’e internet?  Z’at woman is certifiable, and my lawyer will be speaking wi’s Mr. Staggs, Mrs. Underwood, and Mr. Ward promptly…

Delia shakes her head from side to side as a man walks into the room, handing her a line up for the next edition of Climax Control.  Though her name is not on it, she simply scoffs and rolls her eyes as we pan out slowly.
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