RP Title: “Justice will be served!”
Seven months ago, during SCW’s Japanese Tour James Tuscini beat Steve Ramone in controversial fashion for the Roulette Championship ending Steve’s title reign on its second defense, how was it controversial? Both men were knocked out and James happened to land on top of Steve leading Jacob Summers to count the pin-fall and since then Steve has held nothing back on his thoughts on the matter calling James a thief and Summers an incompetent referee who should’ve declared the match a draw.
Since then Steve has had only one other shot at the Roulette Title alongside Ryan Keys and Matt Spears and after spending most of the summer on the hunt for the Internet Championship, held by Rage at the time, Steve was back in the Roulette Title Scene and with the last Supercard of the year just two weeks away Steve found himself in the same position he found himself all the way back at My Bloody Valentine II, challenging for the Roulette Title but since the title isn’t vacant this time around and James, aside from briefly losing it to Johnny Tsunami at the last Climax Control before Violent Conduct III, has held an iron grip on it but can Steve end the year as champion?
The Jeremy Kyle Show (US Version)
Thursday the 10th of November 2016, 09:00am
Oh, my god, I can’t believe that I’m going through this shit again!
You may remember my last appearance on The Jeremy Kyle Show several months ago right when my hunt for the Internet Championship was starting, yeah, the show that pretty much ended my relationship with Charlotte and led to me introducing Kaylee to the world just a few weeks later, I’m not exactly thrilled about my return to the show.
And like last time, this wasn’t my idea.
You may remember back during SCW’s Canadian Tour where I said to Kaylee that my private investigator had uncovered that Charlotte had been cheating on me all this time, even worse was that the dates match up to Marcus’s birth which made me think that I’m not his biological dad, well I don’t know what took Charlotte so long but she caught wind of it and contacted the Jeremy Kyle show for a Lie Detector and DNA Test only this time she’s taking the Lie Detector and Kaylee’s actually appearing on stage.
I can’t wait for this.
I’m also convinced that the timing is no coincidence, she must know that I have a huge match coming up at High Stakes VI in two weeks’ time where I’m finally getting my one on one rematch against James Tuscini for the SCW Roulette Championship and she’s doing this as a way to get back at me for throwing her plans for getting full custody of Sophie and Marcus out the window by potentially throwing me off my game.
It’s not going to work, that’s all I’m saying.
“Good morning and as ever a big, big welcome to the show.” Jeremy greeted the audience as he walked on stage before turning to the camera. “Now you may remember our first guest Steve from a previous show, watch this my friends.” Jeremy started before highlights of my previous appearance on the Jeremy Kyle Show played, mostly highlighting my conflict with Charlotte, the incident with Andreas and Cyrus being in the audience and the Lie Detector result that ended my marriage. “Now Steve is back and the shoes on the other foot! Not only is Charlotte doing a lie detector but there is a DNA Test result on his one year old son, Steve’s on the Jeremy Kyle Show!”
As soon as I was given my cue I walked out on stage and this time I didn’t even bother pretending to be happy, I just marched out on stage and sat down on a chair. “Can we just get this shit over with? I have more important things to do than put up with your pompous ass!”
“Nice to see you too Steve.” Jeremy muttered under his breath before consulting his notes. “Right, first, don’t swear.”
“What am I, twelve?” I asked as I rolled my eyes. “I know the country’s about to go down the crapper because of that idiot who’ll be occupying the White House in a few months but why the fuck can’t I swear?!”
“Because we’re on daytime TV.” Jeremy responded with a deadpan expression on his face and I rolled my eyes. “Let’s get down to business, why is your baby having a DNA Test done and why is Charlotte doing a lie detector?”
“I can answer both of those questions at once, she’s a hypocrite!” I responded as I shifted my weight. “She ended our marriage because I cheated on her with the woman I’m currently seeing, well during our divorce proceedings in September I hired a private detective to see if he could dig up any ammo I could use against her, to make a long story short, she’s been cheating on me for the past two years including around the time that Marcus was conceived.”
“Are you sure about that?” Jeremy asked and I nodded in response.
“I’d say that I wouldn’t be here if I wasn’t but Charlotte dragged me on again.” I responded as I folded my arms. “But I will say that she agreed to shared custody of the kids after I brought it up in court so there’s some truth to what I’m saying.”
“Whilst we’re on that subject, you mentioned that your now in a relationship with another woman.” Jeremy said as he consulted his card. “Her name’s Kaylee and Charlotte had a few interesting things to say about her, didn’t she?”
“If by interesting things you mean “she’s a porn star” then yes, she did.” I responded as I shifted my weight. “And before you get on my case about letting someone in that profession around my kids, before she met me she spent most of her off time looking after her niece and nephew and I’ve seen her around those kids, in my opinion she’d make a great mom.”
“Well you are entitled to it but let’s hear things from the other side.” Jeremy said and as soon as I heard that I got up, picked up my chair and moved it across the stage. “Oh dear, he’s getting ready for it! Charlotte’s back on the Jeremy Kyle Show!” As soon as he said that Charlotte marched out with an unhappy look on her face, however before she could sit down Kaylee came out and got into a shouting match with her that had to be broken up by security before either woman could throw a punch. “Get back backstage, sit down and come out when I call you.” Jeremy told Kaylee and she walked to the backstage area glaring at Charlotte the whole time. “Charlotte, welcome back to the show, now Steve’s made some damning accusations, what is your response?”
“Yes I made some mistakes whilst Steve was out on the road but as far as I’m concerned he’s made a bigger one by hooking up with that.” Charlotte responded as she pointed to the side of the stage Kaylee had emerged from. “She says that she’s STD free but she hasn’t been tested since the beginning of the year and I’m not about to let someone in that profession see my kids, I don’t care how good she is around her niece and nephew.”
“You cared enough to agree to shared custody after her testimony during the divorce proceedings and after my lawyer brought up the fact that you had been cheating on me.” I pointed out as I turned to her. “Say what you will about her profession but she’s been loyal to me ever since I moved in with her, yes she gets paid to have sex with other people on camera but sex isn’t that big a deal to her.”
“That may be true but that’s only because I didn’t want my name dragged through the mud, hell it certainly explains some of the stuff you two have been getting up too since Summer XXXTreme IV back in August.” Charlotte responded before realization hit her. “Just to clarify, Summer XXXTreme is an annual event held by the company he works for and not a porno.”
“Someone just had to clarify that a wrestling event isn’t a porno, what has become of daytime television?” Jeremy grumbled under his breath getting a laugh out of the audience. “Back on topic, what do you have to say about the DNA and Lie Detector Tests?”
“Like I said, I haven’t been faithful but Steve spent most of 2015 on a World Tour with SCW, the company he works for, leaving me alone with the kids and what can I say? I needed some company that my kids couldn’t provide.” Charlotte responded as she shifted her weight and I went to say something. “And before you say it Steve, yes I cheated on you before then and I can understand why you’d be suspicious but there’s no way in hell that that’s not your son.”
“You’ll forgive me for waiting for the DNA Test Results before I believe you.” I responded before turning to Jeremy. “Is that even any point to doing the Lie Detector Results? She just admitted it on TV!”
“I did but that’s because I did what you did last time.” Charlotte said as she turned to me. “I mentioned those incidents to the examiner and he changed the question, didn’t he Jeremy?”
“Yes, he did but we’ll get to them in a minute.” Jeremy said as he checked his notes. “There’s one last side that I want to hear and that’s from the woman who was here last time but she never showed up on camera due to time constraints, Steve’s new girlfriend Kaylee is here on the Jeremy Kyle Show!”
As soon as Jeremy said that security mobilized and Kaylee came out with a frown on her face, fortunately nothing much happened aside from some nasty glares between the two women. “You know, for someone who says that she doesn’t want her name dragged through the mud you have no trouble saying that you cheated on Steve when he was on the road.”
“At least I’m honest.” Charlotte responded and I scoffed in response. “How many men and women have you slept with as part of your job?”
“If I had to make that list Jeremy wouldn’t have a show because I’d be finished by the time the half hour was up!” Kaylee responded as she leaned forward. “But you want to know why I don’t have a problem with saying that? Because for me sex is part of my job and whenever I’ve slept with Steve I’ve always made sure that he’s wearing a condom.” Kaylee added before smirking. “You on the other hand? You’re only admitting to cheating on him to save face!”
“At least I didn’t have one of my porno clips played on the screen at an SCW event!” Charlotte responded before it hit her. “And no, I’ve never starred in a porno, unlike you I have self-respect!”
“That’s rich coming from someone who couldn’t keep her legs closed when her husband was working overseas!” Kaylee retorted getting a laugh out of the crowd and Charlotte went to respond before hesitating. “What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?”
“You know what? I didn’t like you at first but you’ve just gone up in my estimation by pointing that out.” Jeremy admitted and Kaylee grinned at that. “Can I have the results please?” Jeremy asked and a stage hand passed him the results. “Starting with the lie detector, as Charlotte already stated she admitted to the examiner that she cheated on Steve on several occasions so they changed the question, happy with that?” Jeremy asked and we nodded. “We asked Charlotte, aside from the incidents that you admitted to, have you ever passionately kissed someone, she said no, why did you say no?”
“Because I was telling the truth.” Charlotte said confidently and Jeremy shook his head.
“This test says you’re a liar.” Jeremy said as he showed her the results and the crowd gasped in shock. “In fact I’ll cut to the chase, you failed every single question.”
“For how long have you cheated on my Charlotte?!” I demanded as I leaned forward. “Seriously, you got on my case last time about cheating on you but now this comes out? I’m glad I divorced you because I know for a fact that Kaylee will be a much better mother than you…….” Before I could even finish Charlotte lunged at me but was restrained by security. “You’re not helping your case, just saying, Jeremy, can you get to the DNA Results so we can get this over with?”
“Smartest thing you’ve said all morning.” Jeremy responded before taking the other envelope and looking at it. “I’m sorry, I only get paid to read the results, your Marcus’s biological father.”
“Son of a bitch!” I yelled out before storming offstage and Kaylee quickly ran after me, I was upset to say the least but unlike most examples I was angrier than anything else, made even worse than when Jeremy and Charlotte chased after me. “We were married for seven years and you couldn’t keep your legs closed? I wasn’t even an active wrestler for most of that time so don’t even bother trying to use my choice of profession as an excuse!”
“Steve, just listen to me.” Charlotte pleaded with me as I glared at her. “I don’t know who Marcus’s dad is, I just assumed that since he had your eyes that you were his dad.”
“That’s not an excuse for playing god with my kid’s lives when we were going through the divorce proceedings, hell I’m glad that you already divorced me because otherwise I’d take my wedding ring and flush it down the toilet!” I responded as I ran a hand down my face. “Just for this I’m going to fight for full custody, if you couldn’t keep your legs closed for anyone other than me then how am I supposed to trust you around my kids? She may sleep with other people as part of her job but at least she’s honest!”
“Good luck with that Steve, I’ll fight back with everything I’ve got.” Charlotte responded with a grin and I shook my head before storming off, I’m done with this fucking show and I just want to get back to my hotel room.
“Steve, we saw what happened in the dressing room.” Cyrus said as he and Andreas caught up to us with concerned looks on their faces. “Are you going to be okay?”
“I will be after I channel my anger into my promo, for now let’s get going.” I responded as I continued to walk down the hallway. “Oh and Andreas?”
“Yes Steve?” Andreas asked as I turned to him.
“As soon as we’re back in Vegas get the private investigator to investigate just how far back the cheating goes, I need all the ammo I can get so I can use it against her in the coming months.” I told him and he nodded in response, when we reached the car we hopped in with me sitting in the back with Kaylee and the cameraman squeezed in between us. “You guys don’t have to worry about us having sex back here, I’m not in the mood!”
“Normally I’d wonder if you were feeling alright but after what happened back there I can’t blame you.” Kaylee nodded in understanding as the car drove off and I got started on my promo.
“I was supposed to be in high spirits heading into this match against James Tuscini at High Stakes VI, I’ve been owned this match ever since that thief stole it from me during the Japanese Tour earlier this year and aside from a brief detour to fight for the Internet Championship its always been at the back of my mind especially after I watched inferior challengers fight for the title like Ryan Keys but because my ex-wife is a cheating, lying whore and I’m not the biological father of my second child more fuel has been added to the fire that’s already been lit under me!”
And that fire was raging enough already.
“Most men would be an emotional wreck after they heard news like what I just heard but me? I’m pissed off and that’s given me more motivation to end the year the same way I started it, as SCW Roulette Champion! James, you’re a thief, I’ve said that until at least two herds of cows have returned home but I will admit to you being a tough competitor in the ring, you’d have to be to survive not one but two matches where I made up the rules as I went along! Granted the second time around you only won because Ryan Keys wasn’t the one who I wanted to face for the title so I had to screw him over somehow but my point still stands!”
And Ryan Keys isn’t important right now.
“To be honest, I don’t care what match type we get thrown into but as far as I’m concerned it must be something brutal, Jamie Dean has already pointed out on Twitter that there’s a good chance that it could end up in the type of match you’d normally expect to see women who wrestle for companies who aren’t worth mentioning compete in and whilst he might enjoy that I won’t and I’m pretty damn sure that you won’t enjoy it either! But at the end of the day the only thing that’ll matter is how the match ends and we both know how it’ll end!”
Spoiler alert!
“It’ll end with my doing what I should’ve done months ago, beat you for the Roulette Championship and pick up my reign where I left off! This time James they’ll be no laughably incompetent referee around to ensure that you walk out with the gold and I’m pretty fucking sure that this match won’t end the same way that it did months ago but more importantly the world will see that the only reason that you held the belt for so long was because I set my sights higher for a few months!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“James, when this is all over the world will see you for the fluke champion that you are because by the time the bell rings to signify the end of the High Stakes VI Main Event I’ll have won the Roulette Title that I never should’ve lost in the first place! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone, the champion who never should’ve lost the Roulette Championship and te champion the fans deserve!”
The car drove off as the scene fades.