RP Title: “Metal Wars Episode V – The Ego Strikes Back!”
Ever since Into the Void VII Amy and Jessie have been at each other’s throats starting when Jessie cost Amy her match against the now injured Courtney Pierce at the first Climax Control of the tour from Disneyworld and only escalating from there, it came to ahead at the second to last Climax Control of the tour where Jessie challenged Amy to a ladder match at Summer XXXTreme with a World Bombshell Championship contract on the.
Naturally it didn’t take long for a furious Christian to shut down the idea and the following week at the last Climax Control of the tour a new challenge was issued this time by Amy, The Hellraisers had interrupted Wyatt Peterson’s goodbye speech seeking someone to take out their (more likely Jessie’s) frustrations out on but the Country Punkins were one step ahead as Amy arrived on the scene to back up Wyatt, once the ensuing brawl had been broken up Amy issued the challenge for a tag team match between The Hellraisers and The Country Punkins to take place at Summer XXXTreme VI which she readily excepted, can The Hellraisers get their first win as a team?
On the road to Kingston, Ontario, Canada
Friday the 13th of July 2018, 11:00pm
The sacrifices I have to make for my yearly trip to Bloodstock.
You’ve probably heard this by now but I’m taking on one of the participants in the Bombshell Ultimate X Match tomorrow night over at Honor Wrestling and whilst I won’t be talking about Christina that much during the promo because I’m not here to talk about that match, it is the main reason why I’m currently being filmed in the backseat of the car.
That came out a lot dirtier than I expected……...
Basically, me and the boys are on a road trip to Kingston, Ontario for SuperNova and yes, we have all the correct documents ready for when we run into the Canadian Boarder Patrol, as for why we’re going by car, well it was the cheapest option and no, we’re not making that same mistake on Sunday when we heard out to California to board the Cruise Liner, we’re flying out early Sunday morning (around 4:00am) so that we can get to California, board the ship and head straight to our cabins.
What? You expected us to hang out with the fans? You try having any social interactions on barely a few hours of sleep! Anyway, the whole reason we have a cameraman with us is because we figured it was easier to take him with us about halfway and once we stopped at a hotel to rest (which should be soon), drop him off and have an SCW employee pick him up in the morning, and yes, we will make sure that he has a hotel room as well.
And now for the reason we have him with us.
It’s the return of the Metal Wars, my little nickname for the series of matches I had against Amy Marshall last year only this time, because the bosses are vindictive idiots who don’t like being called out on their bullshit, there’s no title on the line and it’s starting with a Tag Team Match between me and Josh and Amy and Wyatt and all because we chose to interrupt Wyatt’s glorified rage quit last week on Climax Control!
Oh, and just for a little bit of extra fun, it’s a street fight, on a cruise liner, a match like this hasn’t happened since Vixen’s infamous match against Parand Ara a few years ago, and it’s fitting considering that this whole mess started because I was the only one willing to speak the truth about Parand and Ben Jordan!
“Shane, next time you suggest driving to Ontario from Texas by car, remind me to strangle you!” I groaned as I leaned back in the seat as the newest Obscura album Diluvium was being blasted out. “I know we’re doing this to save money for Bloodstock, but you’ve had control of the CD player since we left Kemah!”
“Gee, maybe it has something to do with the fact that I’m the one driving?” Shane responded, and I rolled my eyes. “Besides, Jake said that the nearest hotel isn’t that far away so at least we can stop for the night!”
“Ignoring the fact that the last five hotels had no vacancies, makes me glad that we thought to fill up the car before leaving.” Jake responded as he consulted his phone for roadside motels, yeah, we’re not expecting five-star hotels or anything but its better than sleeping in the car by a wide margin! “Besides, once we find a hotel, you can start your trash talk Jess.”
“Either that or I’m doing it in the car.” I responded as I glanced over at the cameraman who seemed to be just as bored as I was. “How long until the next hotel anyway?”
“Five miles according to TripAdvisor, so we should be there in a couple of minutes tops.” Jake responded with a nod after checking his phone again, still those couple of minutes felt like an eternity and at one point I was wondering if I would be awake enough to do my promo but after a few minutes my train of thought was interrupted by the car stopping and I looked around realizing that we were at a hotel.
“Don’t move, I’m heading in to see if they have enough vacant hotel rooms for one shared room and two separate rooms.” Shane said to all of us before undoing his seatbelt and leaving the car, I glanced out the window at the hotel and it was just what I was expecting, the kind of place where cheating husbands would meet with their mistresses for a night of fun under assumed names and I was sure that there were going to be plenty of drug addicts there are well, still it was better than nothing at this point as Shane returned to the car.
“Any luck?” I asked my husband as he opened the driver’s side door.
“You could say that, we managed to get the last three rooms, we’ll probably have to push two beds together in our room Jess, but it shouldn’t be that big a deal.” Shane responded and we all breathed sighs of relief before we got out, since we had packed light for the trip (the idea being that we’ll stop by our home in California on the way to the cruise liner so that we’ll pack more stuff) the boys left me to do my promo.
“I’ve been called plenty of things since I aired that now infamous segment at Climax Control 203 back in April, some I can repeat on TV and others I can’t for obvious reasons, but I will say this, my time in Honor Wrestling had made me realize that I wasn’t getting the respect I deserve from the higher ups at SCW and that whole #BenDeservesBetter campaign? I guess you could call that the straw that broke the camel’s back! And now Ben Jordan’s competing for a title that, frankly, he doesn’t fucking need at this point in his career and if Caleb is right the title will just be vacated again if Ben does win it and me? Well not only have the morons in charge banned me and Josh from getting title shots because, quote, we don’t deserve any, we’re the facing the Country Punkins instead in a Tag Team Street Fight!”
And now to get something off my chest.
“So Christian, I don’t deserve a title shot huh? And who does exactly? Portia Alexander, someone who hasn’t even had her debut match yet?! Aviana Faith and Dani Weston? Two girls who have yet to win a match in SCW? Apple Coren, someone who had their debut match last Sunday, won it and that’s it? And least I forget her opponent Selena Zdunich who has won exactly one match in her career and that was back in April against Parand Ara? Hell, I have a win over her for fuck’s sake! And Crystal? She’s proven time and time again that she can’t beat Mikah, but you still give her chance after chance? Is it because she’s willing to suck Mark’s tiny dick?! Either way, this whole match proves that I’m right about you being a hypocrite!”
But back to the topic at hand.
“Sorry, I had to get that off my chest and there was no way I was going to fit all that in a tweet! Next Sunday I’m teaming up with Joshua Acquin to retire Wyatt Peterson whilst Amy watches on in the newest episode of the Metal Wars, that’s right, I’m bringing back that old name so welcome to Metal Wars Episode V – The Ego Strikes Back and before Christian chimes in, no I’m not talking about my ego, I’m talking about your ego and how your precious plans can’t be messed with, tell me, how well are those plans going for you?”
First up is Amy!
“Anyway, if you didn’t predict that I was going to start with Amy then take my advice and don’t go to Vegas, with predicting skills that bad you’d bankrupt yourself by the end of the night! As for you Amy, if you had just not let your professional jealousy of my success in getting title shots cloud your judgment we wouldn’t be here and frankly I don’t know where we’d be on the card otherwise, actually knowing Christian he’d stick you in the Bombshell Ultimate X Match replacing Portia in the process just to spite me but I digress, next Sunday I’m taking my revenge on you, both for the attack and costing me and Josh the titles last month at Into the Void VII!”
Next up is Wyatt.
“As for you Wyatt, frankly I’m surprised Amy chose you for her Mixed Tag Team Partner considering you two didn’t make the finals of the Blast from the Past tournament but the fact that your rage quitting after one title shot gone wrong just proves to me that Amy was wasting her time with you! Here’s the facts Wyatt, Josh might be smaller but he’s quicker more athletic and can wrestle circles around you blindfolded, a fact that he’ll prove next Sunday at Summer XXXTreme!”
It’s that simple.
“This is just a prelude to the match the fans actually want to see, me vs. Amy in a fortnight on Climax Control but apparently the bosses are content with giving away big money matches like that on Free TV but what do I know? I don’t run a successful fed that I decided to put on hiatus just because I could and then told every employee that the fed was closing! In any case Amy, I won the Best of Three series last year and this year I’ll defeat you in this tag team match and at our singles match!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up because I’m fucking tired!
“The Metal Wars have begun anew with Metal Wars Episode V – The Ego Strikes back and next Sunday I’ll take great pleasure in showing just how much better I am than Christian’s precious Hall of Famer when I beat Amy in the middle of the ring and you know what else? I’ll do the same when we meet up during the first week of August for Climax Control 211’s Main Event and maybe then the bosses will realize how idiotic the title shot ban is, not that I’m holding my breath on them admitting a mistake! This is the Heavy Metal Angel Jessie Salco signing off, Amy, Wyatt, you’ll be walking onto the Cruise Ship but after we’re done with you? You’ll have to be carried out on stretchers!”
I headed into the hotel as the scene fades.