London Brawling II ended badly for the Metal and Punk Connection as Jessie and Amy lost the Golden Promise match to Crystal and Seleana and Kate lost the Bombshell Championship match to Alicia Lukas, now SCW was back in the states and Jessie was opening the first Climax Control of the current Supercard period as she was taking on her old enemy Amanda Cortez who was looking to avenge her loss in the opening round of the Blast from the Past Tournament too Jessie’s team, and on top of that, Jessie also had a meeting with Christian on the same show, can Jessie win?
Big Bus Las Vegas Night Tour, Las Vegas, Nevada
Friday the 17th of May 2018, 16:00pm
Same shit, different continent.
As fun as the UK tour was last month (and I’m being generous by calling it fun considering I wasn’t booked for several of the Climax Controls in a row, even if I did get to attend Lords of the Land during the stay in Scotland) it’s back to business as usual now that I’m back in the states! Granted I’ll be going back to England for Bloodstock in August but still.
And that means that I get to kick a porn star’s ass again, no, I’m not talking about Amy, did you even see the promo I taped for the Golden Promise Tag Team Match?
No, instead I’m facing Amanda Cortez because apparently the bosses have hard ons for talentless bitches who now suck cocks for a living! Well, at least Mark does, Christian doesn’t for obvious reasons but it’s clear to me that they’ve forgotten the damage the Mean Girls did to the Bombshell Division during their reign of terror, and as a bombshell who survived both reigns of terror, I have two words for any Mean Girls reunion.
Never again.
I’ve already spoken at length about what Amanda’s been up too since she originally left SCW, if you need a refresher course, go back and watch the promo I did for me and Andrew’s Blast from the Past Match against her and Jamie but that isn’t the only thing I have on my mind going into this match because the card mentioned that there was going to be a meeting between me and Christian at Climax Control on Sunday.
A meeting I didn’t find out about until I read the card, and when I tried to get some answers about what that meeting was about, I was told to wait until Climax Control, great.
“And on the left, you’ll see the Gold Coast Casino, host of this Sunday’s Climax Control wrestling event hosted by Las Vegas’s own Sin City Wrestling.” The tour guide announced breaking my concentration as the other tourists gathered around to take pictures, me? I just rolled my eyes, why did I get talked into this again? I lived in Las Vegas for six years for fuck’s sake! “So, if there are any wrestling fans on this tour, be sure to check it out if you are around on Sunday.”
“I think if there were any wrestling fans on the tour, they would’ve booked their ticket already.” Shane commented as he glanced towards the Gold Coast Casino. “And you would’ve gotten a few autograph requests by now.”
“Either that or the fans don’t recognize me because my tattoos are covered up.” I responded as I glanced up at Shane from my phone. “What was the point of going on this tour again? Did you guys forget that we lived in Las Vegas for six years before moving to California because of SCW’s hiatus.”
“I’ll still take a state that gets frequent wildfires over a state with a dead music scene.” Jake shrugged his shoulders in response, and I rolled my eyes again. “As for your question, it was something different from metal bars and restaurants.”
“I still say we should’ve gone with the helicopter ride.” I responded with an annoyed sigh before I shifted my weight. “I know we’re trying to save for Bloodstock and just over three hundred dollars is a bit steep, but it would’ve been something we’ve never done before, though squeezing Jake into a helicopter would’ve been an issue.”
“Hey, if I can fit in army barracks, I can fit in helicopters, that’s all I’m saying.” Jake responded with a laugh and I shook my head in response. “We’ll have to see if we can remember to do that the next time SCW’s in Vegas but at least the tour’s almost over.”
“Thank god, I don’t think I could’ve been more bored.” I responded with a sigh of relief before pausing. “Well, that or if I actually bothered to watch Amanda’s promo, why Christian brought her back I don’t know, especially after I pointed out her favorite twitter activity.”
“To be fair, it seems that she deleted her twitter account not long after her return, either that or she blocked you.” Jake responded but before I could answer the bus came to a stop and as the other passengers filed out of the bus Jake checked the time on his iPhone. “7:00pm, if I remember correctly, there’s a really good restaurant near here.”
“Didn’t we choose this bus ride to avoid doing a promo at a restaurant?” I asked with an amused look on my face and Jake grinned sheepishly before we got off the bus, once we were off Jake started searching for the restaurant in question. “If you guys are going restaurant hunting, I’ve got a promo to do.” I commented and the boys nodded.
“We’ll text you if we find the place.” Shane responded and I nodded before they walked off, I was in one of the quieter parts of the Las Vegas strip and that makes this a good spot for my promo.
“Bright lights, loud noises and a match against Amanda Cortez that’s opening this week’s Climax Control, it’s almost as if SCW never left 2013! But yeah, as I mentioned, this week I’m taking on Amanda Cortez in this week’s opening match, does that mean I’m going to repeat the same points I made when I faced her during the Blast from the Past Tournament? No, for one thing her twitter account seems to have been nuked, certainly explains the lack of pornographic content on my twitter feed since Amanda’s returm.”
Don’t worry, you won’t suffer long.
“Was anyone really clamoring for Amanda’s return? Aside from Christian who apparently thinks that posting porn on Twitter is A-OK but calling him out on his bullshit isn’t, yeah, I didn’t think so! Amanda, the way I see it, there’s only one way your current run is going to end, you get your ass kicked week after week, by some miracle you get a title shot against Alicia Lukas who proceeds to drop you so hard that you see cocks spinning around your forehead before going to Brazzers or some other porn site where your “talents” can truly be “appreciated”!”
Here’s a hint, her talents are on her chest.
“Why do I keep harping on about you posting porn on your now inactive twitter account? Oh, I don’t know, maybe because no one wanted you to return and yet, here you are stinking up the airwaves again! Do us all a favor Amanda and stick to that Foxxy Boxing shit or whatever the fuck it’s called, the Bombshell division has passed you by Amanda and it is a lot better off without your worthless ass in it and if you still don’t believe me, just ask Alicia Lukas!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up as I got the text from Shane.
“I don’t know what the meeting with Christian is about on Sunday, in fact the one thing I thought off when I saw that part of the card was “ugh, what now?!” but if the card is to be believed, I at least get to kick your ass first Amanda! This is the “Heavy Metal Angel” Jessie Salco signing off, Amanda if your were that strapped for cash when you came back to SCW, well, you should’ve made use of your real talents and gone to Brazzers instead!”
I walked off in search of the boys as the scene fades.
