CALEB STORMS AGAIN?
Narrator: Bill Barnhart has a match against Caleb Storms at Climax Control 314. There appears to be no reason for this match to be scheduled except to have a similar Champion versus Champion match for the men as they did for the Bombshells at Climax Control 313. Neither Championship is up for grabs so this is more for bragging rights and we already know Bill has the bragging rights being Roulette Champion.
The scene changes and we catch up with Bill and Bea Barnhart at a Starbucks near The Pavilion in Philadelphia. The camera person focuses their camera on the duo as they enjoy their food and drinks.
Bill: Don’t be upset with your loss to Seleana. There are times in the career of wrestlers where there is that one wrestler that seems to get in the way and they manage to get wins over you. It doesn’t mean you’re not talented. It doesn’t mean you failed. You did well in your matches and came up a bit short. It happens to everyone but some never admit it.
Bea: You’re right Bill. You have a similar situation with Caleb Storms. You are one win and four loss against him so we have a similar situation with a particular wrestler in our careers.
Bill: The last match was a Triple Threat but it was still Caleb Storms who pinned me. This match coming up is Champion versus Champion but neither Championship is on the line. We’re simply going at each other as champions as Andrea Hernandez and Krystal Wolfe did at Climax Control 313. You win nothing by winning and you lose nothing with a loss.
Bea: I’ll be in your corner as your Manager for your match with Caleb Storms. Never know how desperate he might be to get the win so he doesn’t look like a chump so I have to ensure there’s no interference or violations of the rules on his part.
Bill: Thanks, Bea, nice to have you keeping an eye on my matches. Let’s get to The Pavilion as we have a Press Conference for me to answer questions from the news agencies. After we’re done with the Press Conference we need to get back to the hotel so we can comfort Iris for being left alone while we went out for food and drinks and I’ll continue my comments for my match with Caleb Storms at that time.
The camera person cuts their camera feed and the screen goes dark.
PRESS CONFERENCE
Shortly the scene comes on our screen and we see Bill Barnhart at a podium in a conference room at The Pavilion with various reporters from various news agencies waiting to ask him questions.
Bill: Thanks for coming to my Press Conference. This Press Conference is easy. You ask questions and I answer those questions. If you go outside of that I’ll have you removed from the conference room. Go ahead and ask your questions.
Reporter from ABC Network: You are a pathetic piece of crap Barnhart! I hope Caleb Storms whups your sorry ass!
Bill: Apparently ABC stands for Asshole Broadcasting Corporation. Since you don’t want to ask legitimate questions Security will now escort you out of the Conference Room.
The reporter from ABC protests their removal from the venue but they have no choice as Security escorts them out of the Conference Room shutting and locking the door behind them.
Reporter from NBC Network: Your actions prove you are a jerk! May the bowels of the Earth open up and swallow you!
Bill: Another jerk from another bogus news organization. What does NBC stand for? Nothing But Crap? See ya later jerk!
Security escorts the reporter from NBC out of the Conference Room.
Reporter from CBS: Why are you so sure you are going to defeat Caleb Storms when you are 1-4 against him?
Bill: Because I’m confident of my. . .
The reporter from CBS cuts Bill off while he is answering their question and that ticks Bill off.
Bill: Didn’t you hear the rules of this Press Conference where I said you can ask questions and I’ll answer them? You interrupted me while I was answering and you cut me off. Bye!
Security escorts the reporter from CBS out of the Conference Room.
Bill: Apparently CBS stands for Crap Broadcasting Network.
Reporter from CNN: I hope you get seriously hurt in your match against Caleb Storm and that you have to retire from wrestling!
Bill: Yet another asshole from a bogus news organization to be escorted out of the Conference Room. I would say CNN stands for Cheapshot News Network. Security! Do your thing!
The reporter from CNN loudly protests their removal from the Press Conference but they are still dumped in the hallway outside of the Conference Room.
Bill: There appears to be only one reporter left. I know this person well. He is Anthony Amey from WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta.
Anthony Amey from WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta: Bill I am very sorry my fellow reporters were so rude to you. I admire you for your hard work and dedication in the wrestling ring and the fact that you earned the Roulette Championship in Atlanta recently. Please tell the viewers why you feel you are going to easily defeat Caleb Storms at Climax Control 314.
Bill: Thank, Anthony, for asking an intelligent question and waiting for my response. I’m confident that I’ll defeat Caleb Storms because he comes into the match thinking he’s better than me. He can think whatever he wants but I know what is behind both of us. Since neither Championship is up for grabs there’s nothing to lose by going all out. My intention is not only to defeat Caleb but to leave him humiliated and shaken that I easily defeated him. Thanks for attending my Press Conference. We have to get back to our hotel to see how Iris is doing.
Bill and Bea exit the Conference Room through the same door that Security threw the obnoxious reporters out into the hallway. When the exiled reporters see Bill and Bea they start shouting out questions and insults but Bill just shoves them out of the way and he and Bea exit the Pavilion and head for their hotel.
ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY
When the scene comes on the screen we see Bill and Bea Barnhart, with their English Bulldog Iris, sitting on the couch in their hotel room. Iris missed Daddy Bill so much that she is reclining on the couch with her head on Daddy Bill’s lap so that Daddy Bill can pet her. Iris moans in delight of the petting from Daddy Bill.
Bill: That Press Conference I had was messed up because the biased reporters there were jerks with the exception of Anthony Amey of WSB-TV Channel 2 out of Atlanta. I told them the rules were they could ask questions and I would answer them and they violated the rules and I had Security take them out of the venue. Oh well. Not everyone is intelligent like me so they act like the fools they really are. So, Caleb, we’re not wrestling in this match with both Championships on the line. We’re not wrestling in this match with your Internet Championship or my Roulette Championship on the line. Just like at Climax Control 313 where Andrea Hernandez and Krystal Wolfe faced off in a Clash of Champions match neither Championship was on the line. It was for bragging rights only and Andrea walked away with her right to brag with her win over Krystal.
Bill pets Iris some more and Iris flops over onto her back to ask Daddy Bill to run her tummy and he does so and Iris lets out a moan of pleasure.
Bill: So, Caleb, the history we have against each other is that we had five matches and I won one of them and you won four of them. One of those matches was was a Triple Threat but you still got the pinfall on me. Now, Caleb, I’m not here to talk about your Internet Championship, which you’ve had possession of for about six weeks. What I want to discuss is your history with the Roulette Championship because that’s the Championship I currently hold and plan on holding for a very long time. I searched the record books and I found that you defeated Jon Dough on May 13, 2018, to become Roulette Champion but you also lost the Roulette Championship two weeks later, on May 27, 2018, back to Jon Dough. You’ve been non-existent in the Roulette Division since May 27, 2018. What the F...k!!! Three years and five months since you held the Roulette Championship and you walk into our match thinking you’re going to defeat me? What drugs are you taking Caleb? For damn sure you are hallucinating!
Bill lets out a hearty laugh.
HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL CALEB?
Bill: Come on Caleb. Level with us okay? Tell us how you really feel about holding onto the Roulette Championship for a mere two weeks before handing it back to the person you previously defeated. Come on! Tell us! Oh you want to be silent on the issue eh?
Bill again releases a hearty laugh.
Bill: Let me relate an incident that happened to me when I was a little boy growing up in Oakland, California. The incident represents exactly how I know you feel about not being able to hold onto the Roulette Championship. The incident also represents why I’m the Roulette Champion now and you’re not. The town of Santa Cruz is about seventy-five miles South of Oakland. Our family went there a lot during the Summer as they have an historic Boardwalk and many great rides, games, and several outstanding restaurants on the pier. During the incident I’m relating to you I was probably five or six years old. I remember standing and watching a ride where the humans on the ride dictated how fast the ride goes around. I was holding my father’s hand and then when I looked up I see that I’m holding the hand of a stranger. I ran around for ten minutes trying to find my parents and then suddenly there they were. That event taught me to keep focused on what is going on around me at all times. I took that focus into the sport of wrestling and the Roulette Championship I have around my waist proves that.
Bill reaches to the coffee table and picks up the Roulette Championship and holds it up for the camera to get a shot of.
Bill: So when I was a child I learned a valuable lesson to stay focused and not to lose track of where I am at all times. Unfortunately you never learned that lesson Caleb. If you had learned that lesson you would not have defeated Jon Dough for the Roulette Championship only to let him defeat you, and regain the Roulette Championship from you, two weeks later. That’s not a shame on Jon Dough for regaining the Championship he lost to you. It is a shame on you for allowing him to earn it away from you two weeks after you obtained it.
Bill returns the Roulette Championship to the coffee table.
Bill: I have no clue what you’re doing Caleb and apparently you have no clue what you are doing. I know you’re likely to repeat, over and over and over again, that you defeated me four times in five matches and that makes you superior to me. Maybe in your mind that’s the result you come up with but in my mind. Since I’m holding the Roulette Championship, that you’ve not held again since you last held possession of it three years and five months ago, I have bragging rights so that ends that conversation.
WHAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE?
Bill: What’s the bottom line Caleb? I know what my bottom line is but the world is curious what you think your bottom line is. Maybe instead of it being your bottom line I suppose we could classify your demise in our match as your rock bottom. Har har har!!!
Bill recovers from his laughing to continue commenting to Caleb Storms.
Bill: Caleb since there’s nothing involved in this match, except bragging rights on who can perform better in the ring, since our Championships are not up for grabs, this match comes down to one thing. That one thing is which of us can pound their opponent into defeat and walk away with the focus and attention of the other wrestlers and the fans? I’m not a bad guy Caleb. I try to get along with everyone. Although I’ll greet you when we are passing each other, I’ll talk with you leading up to our match, and I’ll be nice and shake your hand before our match starts and wish you luck. . .as you’re damn sure gonna need luck to hang with me in this match. . .when the bell rings I’m launching myself into full attack mode. I’ll be on you so fast you won’t know what happened and I won’t lay off you until the bell rings and my hand is raised in victory. To give you a mental image try to imagine you’re a smart ass kid and you see a Hornet’s nest. So you grab a stick and start beating on the Hornet’s nest. Of course the Hornets go into attack mode and you cannot run fast enough to escape their assault and they continue to sting the crap out of you until you go unconscious. Yeah, Caleb, my beat down of you is gonna go just like that.
Bill looks over at Bea.
Bill: Bea will you please tell the viewers, and Caleb Storms, if I’m a nice person or a mean person?
Bea: Bill is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Bill helps others with their wrestling. Bill obeys the rules of the matches he’s involved in. But on the other end of the scale Bill is one of the most dedicated wrestlers in the business and you’re in for a match from hell from Bill at Climax Control 314. Just giving you a heads up what you’re about to get yourself into so that you can’t complain and claim that nobody told you what was coming.
Bill: Thanks Bea.
Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments for this presentation. While the camera person begins shutting down his camera feed we watch as Daddy Bill continues to caress Iris and rub her tummy much to her enjoyment.
