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Climax Control Archives / MIXED TAG TEAM CANDYLAND MATCH

« on: July 18, 2024, 12:27:08 PM »

SCW 139 MIXED TAG TEAM CANDYLAND MATCH

MIXED TAG TEAM CANDYLAND MATCH

Narrator:Bill Barnhart has a rather interesting match at Climax Control 400. He and Bea are in a Mixed Tag Team match against Despayre and Candy in a CANDYLAND MATCH. This should prove to be an extremely interesting, and possibly amusing, match. With that comment I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The scene shifts from a shot of the Narrator to a camera shot of Bill Barnhart, along with his friend and fellow wrestler, Felix Hernandez, inside the Kia Forum in Inglewood, California, and they are having a meal at Carney’s restaurant. Carney’s is very well known for serving the best hamburgers and hot dogs in the State of California. The assigned camera person informs Bill and Felix that they are live broadcasting at this time.

GENERAL COMMENTS

Bill:  I’m happy that Sin City Wrestling sent a camera person to where I am located rather than me having to search all around the Kia Forum to try to find out where the assigned camera person is. As you can see I am in Carney’s restaurant in the Kia Forum along with my long-time friend, and fellow wrestler, Felix THE CAT Hernandez.

Felix:  Hi to all our fans watching this broadcast. Although I do not have a wrestling match at Climax Control 400 I am on tour with Sin City Wrestling and I am providing my support to Bill and Bea on their upcoming Candyland Match against Candy and Despayre.

Bill and Felix eat some of their food before continuing with their comments.

Felix:  What is your history against Despayre and what is Bea’s history against Candy?

Bill:  There have been matches between us but it was far back in history so I don’t recall most of what took place. I can tell you this, Felix, that Despayre is one of the most unique, talented, and unpredictable wrestlers to ever grace a wrestling ring. Plainly stated he is an amazing wrestler.

Felix:  I have heard talk and rumors about him but I wasn’t sure what I heard was true so I felt I should ask you directly. By the way I hear rumors that Despayre has a Teddy Bear named Angel and that Angel is classified as mystical and magical. What can you tell me about Angel?

Bill:  You heard correctly. Although Angel is a Teddy Bear it is like he is a mystery creature with magical powers. Do you remember when you and me and Bea were walking the hallway at a wrestling event and I told you and Bea that I saw Angel the Teddy Bear sitting on a chair in the hallway? Do you remember that I had the three of us stop and I asked you and Bea to see if you saw someone or something sitting on the chair?

Felix:  Hard for me to forget that situation. I didn’t see anyone or any thing. Apparently Angel the Teddy Bear left a deep imprint in your mind.

Bill:  Leaving a deep imprint in my mind is an understatement. That is one creepy, magical, and mysterious, Teddy Bear.

Felix:  Are you teasing me with these comments about Angel, who supposedly has some sort of magical powers, or are you being serious?

Bill:  Let me give you an idea of what I mean. You told me and everyone else that you are not in control of your Stainless-Steel Briefcase that you call the Magic Bag Of Tricks right?

Felix:  That is correct. The entity that is inside my Briefcase I call the Magic Bag Of Tricks is in total control of the Briefcase. Unless the entity controlling the Briefcase allows me access then I am unable to open the Briefcase on my own. That equates into the fact that without access granted to me by the entity controlling the Briefcase I cannot open the Briefcase to put something inside and I cannot open the Briefcase to take something out.

Bill:  You just nailed it Felix. Angel is like that entity that is inside your Magic Bag Of Tricks Briefcase. Let me put it to you in the simplest terms I can think of. You may be walking around at one of our wrestling events carrying your Stainless-Steel Briefcase you call the Magic Bag Of Tricks. You see something out of the corner of your eye, as I saw something out of the corner of my eye when you and me and Bea were walking down the hallway at a wrestling event but you and Bea didn’t see anything. While you are walking around with your Briefcase you may see something that looks like Angel. Then when you look away then look back where you thought you saw Angel there is nothing there. But then, later on in the day, you may be asked by the entity inside your Briefcase to stand back from the briefcase while they unlock the Briefcase so that you can open it. Then when you open the Briefcase you are surprised when Angel the Teddy Bear pops out. If that is not classified as creepy, magical, and mysterious, then I wouldn’t know what is.

Felix:  Are you teasing me Bill? The entity that controls my Briefcase is in control of the Briefcase. If I am not able to open the Briefcase to put things inside or to take things out of the Briefcase then a silly Teddy Bear wouldn’t be able to do it.

Bill:  Whatever you want to believe is up to you Felix. I do have q request for you during the match Bea and I have against Candy and Despayre. There is likely going to be some attempt at interference in our match and I would like to ask you to stay close to the ringside area in case something happens and you need to intervene.

Felix:  Just focus on your match Bill. I have your back in case someone tries to interfere in your match.

Bill and Felix are done with their meal and Felix excuses himself as he has come things he wants to take care of. Bill remains in Carney’s restaurant so he can continue his comments concerning his upcoming Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 400.

WHAT DOES THIS MATCH COME DOWN TO?

Bill:  I can already tell you that facing off against Despayre is always an interesting situation. I plan on doing the best I can in the match. The benefit of this type of match is that it is a Tag Team match so if any of the four wrestlers involved in the match get into trouble they can tag out to their tag team partner. That gets their tag team partner into the match and it gets them out of the match to recover and get back into the action of the match when they are ready.

Bill gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Before I continue with direct comments to Despayre I would like to talk about Bea’s history in the wrestling ring against Candy. The reason I want to do this is that Candy is going to talk so much crap you would think a sewer line just broke and flooded the streets with crap.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  Bea has been in three wrestling matches against Candy. Bea lost the first match, which was on April 12, 2020, at Blaze of Glory VIII, in a Ladder Match Bombshell Roulette Championship. Then on June 20, 2021, at Climax Control 303, Bea defeated Candy AND Char Kwan when Bea pinned both of them at the same time. Then the third match Bea had with Candy was on September 25, 2022, at Climax Control 342. In that match Bea defeated Candy by submission using her SLEEPING PILL Sleeper hold. So for the benefit of Candy, who might not be able to count that high Bea defeated you TWICE in THREE matches. So, Candy, you better hope that Despayre can pull your ass out of the fire and get the win in our match or you will end up 1-3 against Bea. However the match turns out that’s the way it goes.

Bill motions to the camera person that he is done with his comments and the camera person cuts the feed to their camera and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / A CANDYLAND MATCH? THIS WILL BE FUN!!!

« on: July 18, 2024, 12:22:22 PM »

A CANDYLAND MATCH? THIS WILL BE FUN!!!

Narrator:  At Climax Control 400 Bea and Bill Barnhart are in a Mixed Tag Team match against Candy and Despayre. Adding to the match is the fact that this is a Candyland Match. The basic concept of this Candyland Match is that it is classified as a HARDCORE match which consists of weapons such as pillows, stuffed animals, pool noodles, squirt guns, water balloons, inflatable hammers, and other items that fit that description. With my opening comments out of the way I turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is relaxing in the hotel where she and Bill are staying for Climax Control 400.

The camera shot switches from the Narrator to the hotel room which is located near where the Kia Forum is located in Inglewood, California. When the camera person focuses on Bea in her hotel room we see that she is along as her husband Bill is not currently in the room. When the camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting Bea launches into her comments for her Mixed Tag Team Candyland match at Climax Control 400.

GENERAL COMMENTS

Bea:  Welcome to the hotel room where me and Bill are staying during Climax Control 400. It is near the Kia Forum in Inglewood, California. Bill is out having a conversation with our friend, and fellow wrestler, Felix THE CAT Hernandez. Once Bill is done having the conversation with Felix he said he will arrange for air time to give his comments on our next wrestling match. Before I launch into comments concerning our Mixed Tag Team Candyland match at Climax Control 400 I have several comments to make that will put things in perspective for everyone.

Bea holds one finger up to indicate her first comment.

Bea:The “average” price for a hotel room like the one Bill and I have, which is close to the Kia Forum is around $150 per day. There are cheaper hotels further away from the Kia Forum but they are in fairly crappy and crime infested areas. If you want a hotel room closer to the Kia Forum it will cost you $300 and up. Hotels near sporting events venues in the Atlanta area a bit more reasonable. The average price for a hotel room close to the State Farm Arena where the Atlanta Hawks play is around $130 per day and if you are not concerned about having to travel a longer distance to get from your hotel to the State Farm Arena the cost for a hotel room that is nice is around $125. Way less costly than being in California.

Bea holds up two fingers to indicate her second comments.

Bea:  I want to mention gasoline prices for cars comparing California with Georgia. In California the current cost of a gallon of Regular gasoline is from $4.75 to $5.00 per gallon. However in our State of Georgia the current cost of a gallon of Regular gasoline is from $3.45 to $3.50 per gallon. That means for every gallon of Regular gas you purchase while in the State of Georgia you save $1.30 to $1.50 per gallon of Regular gas over the high price of the same gasoline in California. Think about that if you are capable of logical thinking. If you purchase 10 gallons of regular gas in California you will end up paying from $13.00 to $15.00 more for the same amount of gas that you purchase in Georgia. Now you know why me and Bill moved from California to Georgia.

Bea is done giving a comparison between the costs of living in California compared to the cost of living in Georgia. Now Bea moves on to comments about her upcoming match Candyland Match.

COMMENTS ON CANDYLAND HARDCORE RULES MATCH

Bea:  Sometimes I feel that our opponents in wrestling matches are missing most of their brain cells. This applies to Candy. Now me and Bill are involved in a CANDYLAND HARDCORE MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH against Candy and Despayre. The stupidest thing about this match is that the so-called “weapons” available for this so-called “hardcore” match consist of items such as pillows, stuffed animals, pool noodles, squirt guns, water balloons, inflatable hammers, and other items that fit into that warped description.

Bea shakes her head side to side to indicate how silly the rules of this match are.

Bea:  Candy doesn’t stand a chance of taking me out when the two of us are in the ring. Unless Candy cheats, or hires someone to interfere in our match, or they come up with some other way of cheating me and Bill out of a win, then Candy’s team is going to lose. Let’s take a look at my win-loss record against Candy so you all know what the hell is really going on here.

Bea presents a sheet of paper where she begins to read the information on the sheet.

Bea:  I come into this match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds while Candy comes into this match at 5 feet 6 inches and 125 pounds. Since there is no height or weight advantage with either of us what, then, is the advantage that I have over Candy?

Bea rattles the paper around then she continues providing information that is on the paper.

Bea:  I’ve had three wrestling matches with Candy. The first was on April 12, 2020, at Blaze of Glory VIII. I lost the Ladder Match for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. The next match we had against each other was June 20, 2021, at Climax Control 303 where I defeated Candy AND Char Kwan when I pinned both of them at the same time. The third match I had against Candy I also won. That match was on September 25, 2022 at Climax Control 342. In that match I defeated Candy by Submission by using my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold. And the final tally of wins and losses between myself and Candy? Bea with TWO wins over Candy and Candy with only ONE win over me.

Bea crumples the paper into a ball and tosses it across the room.

Bea:  Awwww!!! Poor little Candy got her ass handed to her two times in three matches by me. I can hear Candy crying, moaning, complaining, when she realizes that I soundly defeated her twice in three matches.

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Climax Control Archives / ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY

« on: July 12, 2024, 04:32:20 PM »

I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO EARN A SPOT IN THE ULTIMATE X ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT SUMMER XXXTREME XII

Narrator:  Wow! I’m happy for Felix THE CAT Hernandez! Although he did not win his debut match in Sin City Wrestling his second match assignment he has an opportunity to obtain a spot in the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme XII.

The scene shifts from the Narrator to a shot of Felix Hernandez who is relaxing in his hotel room which is located near the Toyota Arena in Ontario, California, where the assigned camera person is already broadcasting the comments Felix will present for his match.

OPENING COMMENTS

Felix:  Imagine my surprise, being a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling, and having lost my debut match in Sin City Wrestling, that I am in a Triple Threat Roulette Rules match at Climax Control 399. The match consists of myself, Aiden Reynolds, and Justin Smith. The winner gets the fourth spot in the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match scheduled for Summer XXXTreme XII. I intend on winning this match and then proving to everyone that I am a force to reckon with in Sin City Wrestling when I win the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme XII.

Felix flashes two thumbs up into the camera.

GENERAL COMMENTS

Felix: When I joined Sin City Wrestling I made it known that I used to work with Bill Barnhart in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. Bill earned every Championship Asylum Wrestling Alliance had except for the new one they created a few weeks before they closed Asylum Wrestling Alliance. I, on the other hand, only earned half the Championships available in Asylum Wrestling Alliance as they closed the Federation before I could obtain the other Championships. Here at Climax Control 399 I have the opportunity to defeat two wrestlers in a Roulette Rules match. And when I successfully defeat Aiden Reynolds and Justin Smith then at Summer XXXTreme XII I will be in the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match against Alexander Raven, Helluva Bottom Carter, and Bill Barnhart. Do you want to know what the best part of the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match? I don’t have to defeat all three wrestlers by pinfall, submission, or count out, since the concept of that match is that the winner of the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match is the wrestler who can climb up the scaffolding, grab the Roulette Championship Belt, and drop into the pool. For me that is easier than shooting fish in a barrel.

Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Felix:  Let me give you some comments concerning my Stainless-Steel Briefcase which I call my Magic Bag Of Tricks after the Magic Bag Of Tricks the cartoon character, Felix The Cat carried around with him.

Felix reaches down and grabs the handle of his stainless-steel briefcase and he places it on his lap for the camera person to get a shot of it.

Felix:  Since I refuse to tell others what I have in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase, which I call my MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS after the Magic Bag Of Tricks Felix The Cat in the cartoon, people are upset for me not telling them what is in my briefcase. What you need to know is that what comes out of my MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS Stainless-Steel Briefcase is the decision of the entity that inhabits the MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS and I have no control what goes into, or comes out of, my MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS briefcase. I will explain that to you later in my comments.

Felix returns the briefcase to the floor then he looks into the camera to continue with his comments.s

Felix:  Let me tell you how things are so you all will stop harassing me to try to get me to reveal what in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase. If it is Easter season then the entity that controls the Briefcase may have an Easter Bunny and some Peeps in the Briefcase. If it is Independence Day, the Fourth Of July, the entity that controls the Briefcase might have fireworks in the Briefcase. If it is Halloween there is a chance the Briefcase might have a Jack-O-Lantern, Halloween costumes, and for darn sure some Candy Corn created there by the entity that controls the Briefcase. If is is Thanksgiving there may be a Thanksgiving Turkey and a Ham in the Briefcase at the whim of the entity that controls the Briefcase.. If it is Christmas then the entity that controls the Briefcase may have a Santa Claus doll, some candy canes, and some of Santa’s Elves in my briefcase.

Felix lets out a round of hearty laughter.

Felix:  Then again. . .maybe. . .just maybe. . .I am bullshitting you to throw you off balance. There’s only one way to find out. If your curiosity is is high then go talk with Sin City Wrestling Management and ask them to schedule you for a match against me and then you might just find out what amazing things the entity that controls the Briefcase has created in my Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase.

Felix looks deeply into the camera which comes across as creepy.

Felix:  As with the Felix The Cat cartoon character and his Magic Bag Of Tricks my briefcase serves the same purpose which is to support and protect the owner of the briefcase. In my case the entity that controls the briefcase is there to protect me. The cartoon character Felix The Cat did not purchase the bag in a store and then stock it full of items he could use to defend himself. Felix The Cat never manufactured anything that came out of his Magic Bag Of Tricks. If you research the history of the Felix The Cat you will find out that it was the Magic Bag Of Tricks that came to Felix and attached itself to him to protect him and provide him items he could use to defend himself against attacks. Felix The Cat never put items into the Magic Bag Of Tricks as it was the bag that had the powers to manufacture whatever Felix The Cat needed to get out of a sticky situation. So please remember that it was not Felix The Cat the cartoon character who chose the Magic Bag Of Tricks. . .It was the Magic Bag Of Tricks that chose Felix The Cat.

Felix Hernandez picks up his Stainless-Steel Briefcase and again holds it up for the camera to get a shot of.

Felix:  So you all need to remember something. I did not select the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase. . .it chose me. I am not able to put items into the Briefcase for me to use against others as it is the Briefcase that provides the exact item, or items, I need to fend off attacks. I can tell you something and you can take it at face value. Most of the time having the Magic Bag Of Tricks Briefcase provide me the exact item I need to overcome an attack. . .it is also a curse for me as I am not able to open the Briefcase whenever I want to retrieve an item to use against an attack. There! You have the entire story so I will leave those comments for everyone to digest. I need to comment now on my match at Climax Control 399.

STATISTICS ARE STATISTICS AND THEY OFTEN MEAN NOTHING IN THE SPORT OF WRESTLING.

Felix:  Statistics are just that. . .statistics. They are often used to try to get others to believe things that are not 100 percent accurate or even. One example is the assumption that a small size wrestler cannot adequately compete against taller and heavier wrestlers. Without naming names, because I am not here to promote other Wrestling Federations, one of the smallest male wrestlers of all time has taken on, and defeated, wrestlers who were over a foot taller than them and around double their weight. There is a saying that goes something like this. It isn’t the size of the dog in the dog fight...it is the size of the fight in the dog. With that said I will now present information on myself, Aiden Reynolds, and Justin Smith.

Felix looks into the camera with a look of question on his face to indicate what someone might look like when they are trying to figure something out.

Felix:  Aiden Reynolds has been fairly successful in the sport of wrestling so I can honestly say he is not an easy opponent to defeat. That doesn’t mean he cannot be defeated. It simply takes the right moves at the right time and he loses. As for Justin Smith he is taller than Aiden and 30 pounds heavier but since he started in Sin City Wrestling it appears that he has about as much chance of winning a wrestling match as a blind and deaf person can see a person in front of them and hear what they are saying.

Felix pauses his comments for a moment then he continues with his comments.

Felix:  Now you are wondering how I fit into the wrestling thing against two wrestlers who are taller and heavier than I am. Aiden is one inch taller than me and Justin is four inches taller than me. Not a difference in height that would equate into an advantage for them against me. With Aiden at 55 pounds more weight than I have, and with Justin with 85 pounds more weight than I have, you might question if their weight advantage would be a negative factor against me. Just as with the smaller wrestlers who were able to defeat much larger and heavier wrestlers so I have been trained to be able to overcome any height and weight differences opponents have over me. It is a very simple matter of taking advantage of their height and weight to keep them off-balance. Once that has been accomplished then causing them to lose by pinfall or submission is an easy thing.

AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS. . .

Felix:  I would like to speak directly to my two opponents, Aiden Reynolds and Justin Smith. So, guys, what is the bottom line in our match? The bottom line in our match is that I WIN and YOU TWO LOSE and I ADVANCE TO THE ULTIMATE X ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT SUMMER XXXTREME XII and you don’t. What did you two say? You say that I cannot defeat you two? You say that I will go home the loser and one of you two will win the match and be assigned to the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme XII. I wish I could send my Family Doctor to visit you two do conduct a blood test to see if the two of you are under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs because for damn sure you two are hallucinating if you think you will win our match.

Felix picks up his Stainless-Steel Briefcase and he places it on his lap.

Felix:  Aiden. . .Justin. . .If our match comes up as being a full-blown Hardcore match with no rules then that means ANYTHING GOES and EVERYTHING will be legal and that means I win the match. However if the match has restrictions and you violate those restrictions, including hiring interference to attack me during our match, then I assure you. . .I promise you. . .I will go so far down the dark twisted road to attack you and beat you down so hard your own family members will not be able to recognize you. The actions I take depend on your actions and that means you two need to choose wisely.

Felix informs the camera person he will make closing comments then the camera person can cut their camera feed.

Felix:  I want you two to do whatever you think it takes for both of you to be at 100 percent capacity when the bell rings to officially start our match. I don’t want you two to slack and come into the match at 50 percent, or less, and then whine that I would not have defeated you had you two been at 100 percent. Your failure to come into our match at 100 percent capacity is your fault. . .not mine. . .so own up to your incompetence and stupidity and take the loss I give to you are a learning item. Thanks for tuning in with me. I’m done with my comments. Bye!

The camera person cuts their camera feed after the last comments by Felix Hernandez and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / WHAT? AM I WRESTLING KELLY BUNDY?

« on: July 05, 2024, 03:48:21 PM »

AM I WRESTLING KELLY BUNDY?

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bea Barnhart before I went live on camera and I about laughed myself unconscious. Want to know what Bea said? She said when she looked at the Climax Control 398 card and saw Erika Moore she couldn’t help but blurt out “WHAT THE HELL? AM I WRESTLING KELLY BUNDY? With that thought on your mind I will sign off now and turn you over to Bea Barnhart for her comments on her upcoming match with Erika Moore.

The scene shifts and the camera person assigned to Bea Barnhart is broadcasting from the hotel room Bea and Bill are staying in for Climax Control 398 which is being held in Pueblo, Colorado, at the Southwest Motors Events Center.

OPENING COMMENTS

Bea:  Thank you for joining me today. I’m broadcasting from the hotel room where myself and Bill are staying while I work Climax Control 398. Bill is in the other room relaxing as he said he didn’t want to get on camera as he might distract the viewers from my comments on my upcoming match. However I’ll call Bill out shortly for him to add to my comments on my next wrestling match. Excuse me for a moment while I get a cup of coffee.

Bea walks into the kitchen area and she drops a Keurig K-Cup into the brewer and quickly Bea has her cup of coffee. Bea takes a sip of the coffee then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Ahhhh!!!!! I really enjoy a hearty and dark roast coffee. The taste is great and the dark roast perks you up. Most of us in Sin City Wrestling are enjoying the tour we are doing in Colorado. There are some jerks on the Roster who are upset we are in Colorado but they can go f***k off for all I care! Those of us serving in Sin City Wrestling should be happy we have careers in Wrestling instead of them whining and complaining about everything including where our events are being held.

Bea drinks more of her coffee before looking into the camera again to continue her comments.

Bea:  Let me call Bill out her so he can give a few comments concerning my upcoming match against Erika Moore. Bill! Could you please come out and get on camera with me for a short time so you can comment on my upcoming wrestling match?

We hear the bedroom door open and Bill walks into camera view and he takes a seat next to Bea.

Bill:  I told you that I would rather remain off-camera so that you can present your comments on your match instead of having me comment on your match.

Bea:  You won’t be here with me on camera for very long I promise.

Bill:  Okay. So what is up?

Bea:  What do you think of my upcoming opponent Erika Moore?

Bill:  I see her as a clone of Violet Amelia Holt. I believe you had six matches with Violet, and you won all those matches against her, and one of those matches was a mixed tag team match. If memory serves me correctly I believe you defeated her four times by submission and the other two times by pinfall. Violet talked a lot of smack about you, and to you, and yet she was never able to defeat you. That is what I see between you and Erika Moore.

Bea:  I had no idea what you were going to say when you got on camera but what you did say was way more detailed than I expected. Thanks for your comments Bill. I’ll let you return to the bedroom area so that I can finish up my comments on my upcoming match against Erika Moore.

Bill thanks Bea for calling him to join her on camera then he turns and walks back to the bedroom and he closes the door behind him. Bea returns her focus into the camera to continue with her comments concerning her upcoming match against Erika Moore.

WHO AM I WRESTLING AT CLIMAX CONTROL 398. . .KELLY BUNDY???

Bea:  I keep getting assigned to low-card matches against lame opponents such as Erika Moore. I should be assigned to Championship matches for the Bombshell Championship, the Bombshell Roulette Championship, and the Bombshell Internet Championship. But. . .NOOO!!! I end up in low-card matches against worthless opponents. Oh well. I am not on the Roster to try to tell Management what to do. Management will give me those Championship matches when they feel it is my time.

Bea lets out a loud *sigh* then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Listen up and pay attention Erika. The moment I saw an image of you the first thought that entered my mind was that you look like Kelly Bundy from the television sitcom Married, . . .With Children. I’m also sure you’re as air-headed as Kelly Bundy. Good looks and a lot of attention from the boys does not equate a person into being a genius. . .it just means they are easy. . .if you understand the meaning of that term.

Bea lets out a chuckle.

Bea:  Please allow me to demonstrate what I mean by showing you a short video clip of an interaction between Kelly Bundy and her father Al Bundy and the interaction was about Kelly being called stupid by most of her friends.

Bea sips a bit more of her coffee then she informs the camera person that they can run the video clip now and the video pops up on our screen. We watch and listen.

Kelly Bundy:  Daddy. . .am I stupid?

Al Bundy:  Gee, Pumpkin, why are you asking that question?

Kelly Bundy: Because most of the kids tell me I’m stupid.

Al Bundy:  Well. . .STUPID is a relative term.

Kelly Bundy:  Yeah. . .you’re my relative. . .that’s why I’m asking you.

The video ends and we return to a shot of Bea Barnhart in her hotel room.

Bea:  I’m sure the concept of the conversation between Kelly Bundy and her father Al Bundy was too detailed for you to understand what took place but I’ll let that go as you, and everyone else, know you are mentally and physically slow so let’s leave that item for now.

Bea finishes her coffee and she excuses herself to go to the coffee maker and make another cup of coffee. When the Keurig K-Cup coffee maker is finished with the brew Bea returns to the couch, then she takes a sip of her coffee, then she glares into the camera to present her closing comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Erika I’m going into our match at 5 feet 5 inches in height and 130 pounds. You, on the other hand, are coming into our match at 5 feet 2 inches and 110 pounds. You’re at a major disadvantage being 3 inches shorter than me and 20 pounds lighter. Oh well it is your loss and my gain.

Bea drinks a bit more of her coffee.

Bea:  Since you are shorter and lighter than me I seriously doubt you can inflict much damage on me and for damn sure you will not be able to toss me around the ring as you think you can. A good comparison of you being thrown into this match with me would be throwing a Chihuahua into a dog fighting ring against a Pit Bull. The Chihuahua would be yappy as hell but it will only take less than minute for the Pit Bull to eliminate the Chihuahua. For clarification, Erika, since you are slow in processing data, you are the Chihuahua and I am the Pit Bull in the fight.

Bea finishes off the remainder of her coffee.

Bea:  Erika, if you think I’m stupid. . .if you think I’m scared of you. . .if you think you can easily take me out. . .you really are more stupid than Kelly Bundy! Have a great time, and try to have fun, leading up to our match because once we step into the ring and the bell rings there will be no more fun times for you. Just as I made Violet Amelia Holt tap out to my submission holds in 4 out of 6 matches so I will make you tap out to me. See you on Sunday. . .that is if you are not too scared to show up. Ha ha ha!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

As Bea is laughing loudly she waves to the camera person to indicate she is done with her comments for her upcoming match against Erika Moore. The camera person then cuts the feed to their camera and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / A DOG FOOD MATCH IS MY TYPE OF MATCH

« on: June 27, 2024, 10:27:53 AM »

A DOG FOOD MATCH IS MY TYPE OF MATCH

Narrator:  Well good grief I don’t think they could have come up with a match better to drop into Bill Barnhart’s lap than a Dog Food Match where you win the match by slamming your opponent’s face-first into a bowl of dog food. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is at the Broadmoor World Arena in Colorado Springs, Colorado where Sin City Wrestling will be holding their event Climax Control 397.

The scene shifts and the assigned camera person gives us a shot of Bill Barnhart and his wife Bea Barnhart at the Broadmoor World Arena in Colorado Springs. We notice that Bill casually dressed in Blue Jeans, a pink pullover shirt, and white and black sneakers and we also notice that Bea, who is his wife and Manager, dressed casually in black slacks, a white shirt with a frilly collar, and she is also wearing white and black sneakers. The two continue to stand in front of the wrestling ring at the Broadmoor World Arena as Bill launches into comments concerning his Dog Food Match against Justin Smith.

A DOG FOOD MATCH IS BILL’S TYPE OF MATCH

Bill:  Before I launch into devastating comments for the benefit of Justin Smith who is my victim. . .I mean opponent. . .for our Dog Food Match at Climax Control 397. . .I would like to comment the match of Felix Hernandes versus Jack Daniels from Climax Control 396. I have known Felix for a long time and we worked together for a time in another Wrestling Federation. Although Jack Daniels won the match that does not take away from the wrestling abilities and talent of Felix. Although Felix did not win his match his performance was great. Keep your eyes focused on Felix Hernandez so that you can be entertained and thrilled by his wrestling talent.

Bill launches into his comments concerning his upcoming Dog Food Match against Justin Smith.

Bill:  Greetings from the Broadmoor World Arena in Colorado Springs, Colorado. For those of you who may be new to watching Sin City Wrestling I am Bill Barnhart and this beautiful woman next to me is my wife, and Manager, Bea Barnhart. Bea is also an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. The KING FOR A DAY, who is the Guy With A Cape, assigned me to a Dog Food Match against Justin Smith, where the winner is the first one to slam their opponent’s fact into dog food, I decided I would open my comments by holding a video call with our English Bulldog Iris on our laptop computer. Our neighbor, and good friend, Andrew, is doggy sitting Iris for us at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so he will get her online for our video call in a moment.

Bea:  I know Iris misses us but it is difficult to travel with Iris as not all hotels allow pets to stay with you in your room. We felt it was better to leave Iris at home and have our friend and neighbor, Andrew, stay with her to take care of her, feed her, and take her for walks in the park.

Bill:  The video call has been connected and I made sure the network broadcasting my comments on my upcoming match will air our video call as it is taking place. From the indication I am getting from our assigned camera person the image of Iris should pop up on the screen now.

The image of Iris on the video call comes up on the screen.

Bill:  Hi Iris! How int he world are you doing? I know you miss Daddy a lot and I miss you too.

Bea:  Same here Iris. I miss you so much and I know you miss Mommy. Soon we will get a break and be able to come home and spend a week or more with you before we have to travel again.

Iris:  Whimper. Whine.

Bill:  I know how you feel Iris. We both miss you so much. But Daddy Bill has a surprise for you and Andrew already knows about it. I have a wrestling match at Climax Control 397 against Justin Smith. It is called a DOG FOOD MATCH and the winner is the first wrestler to slam their opponent’s face into the dog food.

Iris:  Bark. Growl. Snarl. *translation:  Why would you humans waste perfectly good dog food by slamming someone’s face into it?*

Bill:  Well, Iris, there are a lot of gimmick matches in the sport of wrestling and this one just happens to involve dog food. You can watch my match against Justin Smith on television. Andrew will make sure you can watch my entire match.

Bea:  Sorry we have to move on, Iris, but we have a limited amount of air time available so we have begin presenting specific information concerning Bill’s match at Climax Control 397. Thanks, Andrew, for taking care of Iris and keeping her feeling loved and protected.

Bill ends the video call and the image of Iris on our screen is taken off and we return to a shot of Bill and Bea in front of the wrestling ring at the Broadmoor World Arena in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

SPEAKING OF DOGS AND DOG FOOD

Bill:  I will be honest with you that feeding our English Bulldog Iris is a major chore. Why? Iris is a normal-size English Bulldog. The last time I weighed Iris she was 50 pounds. There are times when Iris isn’t feeling well and she eats less where she drops to around 45 pounds. Then there are other times when Iris turns out to be a bottomless pit and she eats so much that she can get up to 60 pounds.

Bea:  We try to maintain Iris at 50 pounds to help her avoid health issues from being overweight.

Bill:  With Iris we usually feed her Beneful dog food kibble. The way Iris practically inhales her food without chewing it much we found out he hard way that feeding her dog food that was bulky caused Iris to have a sour stomach and she often had a hard time to poop.

Bea:  We take good care of Iris. Now, Bill, it is time for you to launch into your comments concerning Justin Smith and your Dog Food match.

Bill:  We will begin our comments in a moment as I need to use the restroom quickly. I will be back shortly.

Bill excuses himself and the camera person informs the Network that Bill is taking care of business so they switch the broadcast over to commercials. A short time later Bill returns in front of the Wrestling Ring and the camera and the camera person informs the Network that Bill has returned so the Network switches back to the live broadcasting of Bill’s comments for his Dog Food match.

BILL COMMENTS ON HIS DOG FOOD MATCH AGAINST JUSTIN SMITH

Bill:  I will start with statistic information. Both myself and Justin are 6 feet four inches in height. I am 240 pounds and Justin is 250 pounds. What that means is I have the advantage in our match. After I made the claim that I have the advantage in our match the first thing that probably comes to your mind is that there is no advantage as our height and weight is equal and that you assume I don’t know what I’m talking about. I can hear the viewers, and Justin Smith, screaming WHATCHA TALKIN BOUT WILLLIS from the television sitcom Different Strokes. Don’t worry as I shall enlighten you.

Bea:  Tell them the truth Bill.

Bill:  So, Justin, would you like to tell me what in the hell you did to the Guy With A Cape to piss him off to the point that he assigned you to a Dog Food Match against me? I mean, come on, nobody ends up receiving an assignment against me with this type of stipulation unless they totally insulted, demeaned, and pissed off King Guy With A Cape. Damn!

Bea:  Damn! Indeed Bill!

Bill:  Justin we may be equal in height and weight but I have a huge advantage over you in wrestling skills and intelligence. You think you are tough while I know I am tough. You think you are intelligent while I carry a Genius level IQ of 130. I’ve watched enough of your matches to know you are slow, inept, off-balance, and hesitant, in your wrestling matches. All of those attributes cause you to be damaged goods and you cannot defeat me.

Bea:  Tell Justin what you told me about him being damaged goods.

Bill:  Justin Smith you are about as effective as a screen door on a submarine trying to stop water from getting into the submarine. You are about as effective as a NASCAR Race Car that has four flat tires and the Race Car is out of gas. You are less effective than a parachute that has rotting material on the parachute and the cords are frayed. You will be even less effective than those items against me in our Dog Food Match. There’s no way you can stop me from driving your face into a pile of dog food. Deal with that, Justin, as you have no other option than to deal with me beating you down and winning our match! But, Justin, if it makes you feel better I will try to win the match very quickly to end your suffering.

Bea:  Great comments Bill.

Bill:  I am done with my comments for my upcoming match at Climax Control 397. Thanks for joining us today. Bye!

After Bill’s final comment the camera person calls to the Network to let them know that Bill and Bea are done with their comments for Bill’s match at Climax Control 397. The Network quickly switches from that camera feed back to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / FELIX THE CAT 1 OLD HISTORY AND NEW HISTORY

« on: June 21, 2024, 06:15:02 PM »

OLD HISTORY AND NEW HISTORY

Narrator:  Thanks for joining me today. We have a new wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. His name is Felix Hernandez. His nickname is FELIX THE CAT. He wrestled with Bill Barnhart way back in the days of Asylum Wrestling Alliance. With those comments out of the way I turn you over to Felix for his direct comments on his upcoming match in Sin City Wrestling.

When the broadcast comes on our screen we get a camera shot of Felix Hernandez, who has the nickname of FELIX THE CAT, sitting on his couch in his living room at his house in Athens, Georgia. The camera person assigned to Felix informs him that they are going live broadcasting right now so Felix launches into his comments.

BACKGROUND INFORMATIONs

Felix:  Thank you for joining me at my home in Athens, Georgia. I am starting out my comments with background information so that you know who I am and where I used to work in the wrestling business. My name is Felix Hernandez. Growing up I loved watching the cartoon titled FELIX THE CAT. Although it was an old cartoon it was quite entertaining. Felix carried a bag with him that he called his MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS. When Felix got in a bind, or people were chasing him, or he was about to get injured, he would open his Magic Bag Of Tricks, reach inside, and when he pulled his hand out it always provided Felix it was always the item he needed to fend off the attack. So since my given name is Felix Hernandez, and I loved the FELIX THE CAT cartoon, I use the name Felix THE CAT Hernandez when I wrestle.

Felix is done presenting his first item of information.

Felix:  I am friends with both Bill Barnhart and Bea Barnhart. I became friends with Bill when both of us worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. Bill held every Championship they had and I held several but not all of them. After Asylum Wrestling Alliance closed their doors me and Bill went to different wrestling federations with Bill finally ending up here in Sin City Wrestling. When Bill found out that I moved to the State of Georgia and that I am living in Athens, Georgia, which is about 40 miles East of Lawrenceville, Georgia, where Bill and Bea live Bill called me and now I am an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling.

Felix flashes a smile into the camera.

Felix:  As you know, if you read my Bio Sheet, that I am from Athens, Georgia. Athens is the home of the University of Georgia. They have held so many College Football National Championships that all the other teams are jealous. Want to know something really interesting? Several months ago all the football experts are already predicting that The Georgia Bulldogs of the University of Georgia will win the Championship this season also and this is way before the College Football season starts. Just like the Georgia Bulldogs continue to win games, and win Championships, you will watch me win wrestling matches, and win Championships, here in Sin City Wrestling.

Felix finishes his second item of information. He excuses himself to walk into the kitchen to get something to drink. He returns in front of the camera with a Classic Coke in his hand.

SPECIFIC COMMENTS

Felix:  Now that I am done giving you background information on how I came to know Bill and Bea Barnhart I will now present information that is specific to my assignments here in Sin City Wrestling. The first item I wish to present is that Bea Barnhart is officially serving as my Manager in addition to her serving as Bill’s Manager. I know with Bea in my corner as my Manager that those wrestlers who want to interfere in my matches or attack me backstage that Bea is watching my back and will take them out.

Felix pauses his comments and takes a drink of his Classic Coke.

Felix:  The next item I wish to present is that I am not one of the biggest wrestlers in the business, by size, but I am also not the smallest in the business. I am 6 feet tall and I weigh around 165 pounds as listed on my Bio sheet. I am 35 years of age which is 5 years younger than Bill Barnhart and one year older than Bea Barnhart. My alignment in wrestling in Sin City Wrestling is NEUTRAL. What that means is that I am in the middle between a FACE and a HEEL. That simply means that since I am in the middle I can lean either towards being a total FACE or a total HEEL depending on how my opponent acts.

Felix again pauses his comments to take a drink of Classic Coke.

Felix:  The final general items I will present is my association with Bill and Bea Barnhart and general items concerning Sin City Wrestling. As I already mentioned Bea is not only the Manager for Bill but she serves as my Manager also. Since the regular Tag Team Division is in what I will call in an ON-HOLD status then teaming with Bill for a Men’s Tag Team match is not in our immediate future plans. However there is still the possibility of teaming with Bea in a Mixed Tag Team event. Did I come to Sin City Wrestling to challenge for Championships? Nope! I am not the type of wrestler who demands shots at Championships. When Sin City Wrestling Management feels they want me to challenge for a Championship such as the World Heavyweight Championship, Roulette Championship, or Internet Championship, then I will accept their offer.

SPECIFIC COMMENTS CONCERNING MY OPPONENT JACK DANIELS

Felix:  Well, Jack, you seemed to have been selected to be my victim at Climax Control 396. I already told you where I used to work as a Wrestler. I already told you that I have held numerous Championships so obtaining Championship Gold is not a rare thing for me. I honestly don’t care that you are three inches taller than me and you carry 85 pounds more weight than I do. Your height will not be an advantage for you. Although you carrying 85 pounds more weight than I do, which means you may be able to maneuver me around somewhat the fact remains that I am quicker than you as I don’t have to carry extra weight around the ring.

Felix gives a thumbs-up into the camera.

Felix:  Awwww...you don’t like it when I insult and demean you? To be honest I don’t care if you feel put down and insulted considering the vile comments you hurl around at everyone. If you want to hurl insults my way I could care less. But when you hurl insults on people who did nothing wrong. . .well. . .that crosses the line in my eyes. I’m not here in Sin City Wrestling to say nice things about opponents to appease their desire to be noticed by other wrestlers and fans. Too many wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are just looking for attention because they know the fans don’t care about them. If you can take the good comments from others, but not the bad and insulting comments from others, then maybe you need to walk out the door and get out of the Wrestling business.

Felix stands up and walks to the front door of his house. He then opens the front door and while holding the door open with one hand he motions to the open doorway with his other hand.

Felix:  Feel free to willingly walk out of the door of Sin City Wrestling if you can’t deal with negative comments. And once you have stepped through the door when you leave Sin City Wrestling I will make sure that I give you a hard kick in your ass and then slam the door into your ass!

Felix lets out a loud laugh.

Felix:  What else would you like to know about me Jack? You can look at my Bio Sheet to see what moves and holds I have available. However you need to know that by looking at my Bio Sheet that I only listed half the information about myself. There’s a lot of information on moves and holds and several other things that you and the other wrestlers are not being told and you will find out what those other items are during matches against me.

Felix returns to the couch in his living room where he sits down on the couch to continue his comments. He picks up his can of Classic Coke and finishes drinking it. Felix then returns to looking into the camera to continue his comments.

FINAL COMMENTS

Felix:  Well, Jack, what in the world are you thinking now that I got some comments sent your way? I make the assumption that you are upset because I am standing up to you and throwing your insults back into your face. On top of that you, along with everyone else, want to know what, if anything, I have in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase which I call my Magic Bag of Tricks. Sometimes it is better for a person to be ignorant of the facts than to know something they are not entitled to know and the facts would devastate them and drive them into insanity. So, Jack, there is a lot about me that you don’t need to know. Then again if you really want to know then come talk to me and I will tell you those devastating things and your head will explode.

Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Felix:  So what, if anything, do I have in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase? Inquiring minds want to know right? The briefcase might be empty. Then again it might not be empty. It might contain weapons. It might contain items that mentally disables my opponents. It might contain nothing so that I can drive others insane with them trying to figure out what is in my Briefcase. For damn sure I am not going to open the briefcase and reveal the contents while I am live broadcasting. For damn sure I am not going to bring my Stainless-Steel Briefcase to the ring for our match, open it up, and reveal to you what is inside of the Briefcase. Why am I being like that you ask? For eternity writers who write horror stories, or scripts for horror stories, have relied on a basic principal and that principal is to make the viewers think of what might happen rather than to flatly showing them what is going to happen to them anticipating that something is about to happen is far more terrifying than knowing what is about to happen.

Felix quickly stands up and gives a horror movie monster pose into the camera. He then lets out a sinister laugh before sitting down on the couch again.

Felix:  Jack there are a few more things I want you to know. I do not fear anyone or anything. I may not be the biggest wrestler around but I more than make up for it with dedication, determination to the sport of wrestling, and a brilliant mind. You may have several good moves and holds but I have many better moves and many counters to your moves and holds. Facing me makes you, as my opponent, lose your confidence to the point where you will be moving away from me more than you try to move towards me. You will try every move and hold you have and I will counter every move and hold you try. Yes, Jackass. . .I mean Jack. . .I really am that awesome.

Felix gives two thumbs up after he delivers those demeaning comments towards Jack Daniels.

Felix:  So, Jack, in closing I would like to comment that I’m glad we are opening Climax Control 396 with our match. This allows me to thrill the fans and put the scare into the other wrestlers who are watching while I easily destroy you. I am one of those wrestlers that other wrestlers tend to consider as a joke and that they feel they can easily take me on and defeat me. You all can dream on all you want. Your dreams will not come true as I am your worst nightmare! Why would I say that? Go watch several of Felix The Cat cartoons. Every time thugs, punks, or criminals, go on attack against Felix The Cat he opens his Bag Of Tricks and the Magic Bag Of Tricks always provides Felix The Cat with the perfect item with which to defeat the thugs, punks, or criminals. Think I cannot do the same as Felix The Cat? Pay attention during our match so you can watch and learn how I obtain and use what is necessary to win the match against you. Have a great time leading up to our match because once I soundly defeat you there will be no more great times for you.

Felix stands up and motions to the camera person to walk with him to the sidewalk in front of his house. When the two arrive on the sidewalk we notice there is a bottle of Jack Daniels and a Cat on a chair. Felix walks over to the chair then looks into the camera.

Felix:  Jack. . .In closing I want to give you a demonstration. Everyone knows that when you hold a cat in your arms while holding your arms out in front of you, with the cat’s back facing the ground, when you drop the cat it will always manage to flip itself upright and land on their feet without injury. Please watch and learn.

Felix picks the cat up and turns the cat so the cat’s back is facing the sidewalk while holding the cat at arm’s length. He drops the cat and the cat flips and lands safely on the sidewalk. Felix does this with the cat two more times and the cat successfully turns upright and lands safely on the sideway those two additional times. Felix then looks into the camera while picking up a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Felix:  Watch this and learn from it Jack.

Felix holds the bottle of Jack Daniels at arms length over the sidewalk. Felix then drops the bottle of Jack Daniels and the bottle slams into the sidewalk shattering into dozens of pieces and spilling all the whisky onto the sidewalk. Felix looks into the camera to comment.

Felix:  So, Jack, what is the lesson you learned today? You learned that when a cat is dropped it will always land on their feet when dropped. You also learned that when you drop a bottle of Jack Daniels whisky onto a sidewalk it is shattered and broken and the whiskey is destroyed. Not a total loss though because Jack Daniels is literally one of the worst whisky on the market. So the lesson learned here is that cats are high quality and Jack Danials is cheap and low quality whiskey. So what you have is ME equals a high quality CAT and YOU equals broken bottle of Jack Daniels cheap whiskey. Lesson has been learned. Class dismissed!

Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that he will be cutting his camera feed. Then the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / EARNING MY SHOT AT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

« on: May 24, 2024, 08:45:44 AM »

I WILL BE EARNING MY SHOT AT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN AN OVER-THE-TOP BATTLE ROYAL

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart has an amazing opportunity to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship in an Over-The-Top Battle Royal. I know Bill is approaching this match in an interesting way so I will turn you over to Bill to get his comments directly from him.

GENERAL COMMENTS

The scene shifts and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart inside the Musselman Stadium in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Both are standing between the wrestling ring and the announcers table where Jason Adams and Belinda Simone present commentary on the matches. Both Bill and Bea are casually dressed and in blue jeans, pullover shirt, and white sneakers. When the camera person informs the two that they are live broadcasting Bill and Bea take their seats at the announcers table.

Bill:  Bea before I launch into my comments for my Over-The-Top Battle Royal to determine who gets a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship is there anything you wish to comment on?

Bea:  I would like to start by stating I feel bad that me and Bill did not get as far in the Blast From The Past Tournament as we wanted to but that is how that type of Tournament works.

Bill:  That is all you have to say at this time?

Bea:  Of course not. I want to comment to Nakita Niles. Nakita we will have a Grudge Match at Into The Void XII. Although the only information we have been given is that our match is a Grudge Match I am hoping that they will make it a Hardcore Rules match so that we can put our feud behind us. I want a match where there are no limits so that when I defeat you then you will stop hurling insults and accusations my way. And, NO, Nakita, I am not going to be at ringside for your match against Victory Lyons. I will watch your match from the dressing room. That way, when you lose to Victoria, you cannot try to accuse me by claiming I distracted you and interfered in your match.

Bill:  Are you done Bea?

Bea:  Yep! The camera time is all yours.

OPENING COMMENTS

Bill:  I am in the Main Event which is an Over-The-Top Battle Royal with the winner getting a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. Currently. . .and I say currently as things could change and substitutions of wrestlers may take place, the participants in this Over-The-Top Battle Royal include ME, Caleb Storms, Jamie Dean, Justin Smith, Lyle Kasey Jr., Rodrigo Afonso, and Teddy Warren.

Bill gives a wide-eyed stare into the camera.

Bill:  What the. . . My six opponents combined so not add up to one Bill Barnhart so this will be an extremely easy match for me to win. I could go over all the matches I have had against these guys but there is no need for me to do that. The only thing that matters is who the last wrestler in the the when the match is over. And, of course, that last remaining wrestler will be me and I will go on to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Bea:  Bill? Do you know if the elimination portion of your match requires that a wrestler gets thrown over the ring ropes and that they must land on the arena floor to be disqualified or if just throwing them over the ropes to the ring apron is enough for the disqualification?

Bill:  Most matches like this require that the person thrown over the ropes must land on the arena floor to be disqualified from the match. That is how I am approaching my match. This match will be an easy win for me.

Bea:  Please allow me to make something clear so that nobody in Sin City Wrestling will be confused. I will be at ringside for Bill’s match as I am legally and officially Bill’s Manager for his matches. I am not at ringside to interfere in the match. I am at ringside to ensure that, if by miracle or warp in time, someone manages to toss Bill over the ropes that the Referee does not automatically disqualify Bill from the match when he has not yet landed on the arena floor. I will not tolerate an on-the-take corrupt Referee cheating Bill out of a win.

Bill:  Thank you Bea. When there are seven wrestlers in the ring at the same time and there is always a chance the Referee might make a mistake. If they do make a mistake then you, as my Manager, have the right to challenge the Referee. At that point the Referee needs to stop the match for a short time to review the video of the action of the match. Replays on close or controversial calls is common in other sports so it should also be a common thing in the sport of Wrestling.

Bea:  Well, Bill, from what we have seen in the past we already know that several of the Referees have a bias against certain wrestlers so they tend to not see things that are so clear that a blind person can see them. I will ensure that whichever Referee is assigned to your match that they will call the match fairly and equally for all the participants.

Bill:  Thank you Bea.

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO WIN THIS OVER-THE-TOP BATTLE ROYAL?

Bill looks sternly into the camera.

Bill:  I will now tell you what is will take to win this Battle Royal. Does it take being the largest wrestler in the match? Nope! Does it take being the quickest wreslter in the match? Nope! Does it take being the most intelligent wrestler in the match? Nope! Does it take being the most cowardly wrestler in the match so they can hide from the assaults from the other wrestlers? Nope!

Bea:  So, Bill, if all those items you mentioned are not determining factors on who will win the Battle Royal then what is the item, or items, that define who the winner will be?

Bill:  It is simple Bea. I had Satan come after me to obtain my soul for a long time. I finally got him to commit to a face-off I knew I would win and he would lose and the dipshit took the bait, agreed to the face-off, and he lost to me. Since the stipulation was if I won against him again that he would never be able to challenge me for my soul again for eternity. My half-brother, Chris Shipman, vowed to kill me and he tried dozens of times to accomplish that. But look at the current situation. I am still here. I am still alive. I am still active in the sport of wrestling. But where is Chris Shipman? Nowhere to be found. I have no clue if he is still along or long deceased and to be honest I do not care. I’ve also had incidents where biker gangs, gang members, drug dealers, and other criminals, tried to take me out and my intelligence and agility took them all out of action.

Bea:  How do those incidents relate to your upcoming match?

Bill:  Simple. The wrestler who will win this Battle Royal will be the wrestler who is able to easily fend off attacks while at the same time aggressively attack the others. It will be the wrestler who can take the blows and hits and give the other wrestlers ten times more hits and blows than what they did to him. It will be the wreslter who does not allow distractions to take his attention away from the match. The bottom line, Bea, is that I will win this Battle Royal and I will face the World Heavyweight Champion and and I will defeat him and become the next Sin City Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion.

Bea:  Glad I will be at ringside to witness your win first hand.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  For my opponents let me enlighten you. Caleb Storms? Yesterday’s trash. Jamie Dean? Tomorrow’s trash. Justin Smith? A moment in time that turned out to be a failure. Lyle Kasey Junior? A joke of a wrestler. Rodrigo Afonso? The man with the special briefcase but he does not know how or when to use it. And, finally, Teddy Warren. The wrestler who is probably the most unliked wrestler in the sport of wrestling.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  I enter this Battle Royal as one of seven participants but I will leave this Battle Royal as the winner to face the World Heavyweight Champion for the Championship. It does not get easyer to understand than that.

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for his match at Climax Control 395, The camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / ME AND ROUX WILL ADVANCE IN THE BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT

« on: May 17, 2024, 03:09:27 PM »

ME AND ROUX WILL DEFEAT LUNA PASILNO AND SEAN PARKER AND MOVE AND WILL MOVE CLOSER TO THE BLAST FROM THE PAST FINAL MATCH

Narrator:  Welcome to my opening comments for today concerning the Blast From The Past Tournament match where Bill Barnhart and Roux face off against the team of Luna Pasilno and Sean Parker. This should prove to be an interesting and exciting match. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments concerning his upcoming match.

OPENING COMMENTS

The scene shifts and we are taken to the lobby of the Courtyard Hotel located in Troy, Turkey. As the camera pans around the lobby the camera person stops panning the room when they see Bill and Bea Barnhart sitting in the lobby. The camera person sets up their camera to that the camera shot will be steady. The camera person informs Bill and Bea they are live broadcasting.

Bill:  Before I launch into comments concerning my upcoming Blast From The Past Tournament, where me and my partner Roux take on Luna Pasilno and Sean Parker, I want to share a video with you of a recent interaction I had with our English Bulldog Iris, during a video call, once my Blast From The Past Tournament match for Climax Control 394 was announced..

The video begins to play and we watch to see what happens.

Bill:  Iris are you ready for a question and answer session?

Iris:  Woof!

Bill:  Iris what do you think of my opponent Sean Parker?

Iris:  RUFF!

Bill:  Iris I agree with your evaluation of Sean Parker. I see Sean as rough around the edges and I also see that this match is going to be rough on Sean as I am going to be extremely rough on him during the match. What else do you have to say about Sean Parker?

Iris:  *Iris squats and pees* She then stands up and kicks her feet back like she does when she covers her pee or poop when Bill takes her for a potty break walk.

Bill:  Ahhh!!! You are telling me that Sean Parker is terrified to be facing me in this match and that when he realizes what he got himself into he is likely to piss in his wrestling trunks. Is there anything else you wish to state Iris?

Iris:  *Iris lets out a growl and a snort*

Bill:  Oooooo!!! You really do not like Sean Parker eh? I also do not like him and I plan on making quick work of him in the match. Thanks for your time to answer my questions Iris.

Iris: Iris lets out a Woof! Bark! and a Yip! Then Iris rolls on her back to ask for a tummy rub but since Bill is on a video call with Iris he cannot reach out and rub her tummy.

Bill:  Sorry Iris but we are half way around the world so you have to get our neighbor, Andrew, to rub your tummy and hug and kiss you as he is the one taking care of you until we return from this tour. Thanks for your time Iris!

The video call video ends and the camera person returns to a live shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart.

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS ON BILL’S BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT MATCH

Bill:  Well, Sean, soon we will step into the ring and finalize this Blast From The Past Tournament match. We do not have any history against each other in the ring. However there is important information I wish to relate to the viewers. I come into this match at 6 feet 4 inches in height and 240 pounds in weight. You come into this match at 5 feet 10 inches in height and 215 pounds in weight. With me having a 6 inch height advantage and 25 pounds of weight advantage over you when you are in the ring against me you become a major liability for your team.

Bea:  Yep! Poor Sean is not going to fare well against you in the match.

Bill:  And, Sean, if you somehow manage to get away from me and tag out to Luna for her to get into the match she will end up getting the stuffing beat out of her by Roux. So regardless of which one of you is the legal wrestler in the match you are going to be defeated by our team.

Bea:  As the official, and legal, Manager for Bill I will be in the corner of Bill and Roux to ensure the Referee calls the match properly, that there is no cheating from Luna or Sean, and that their team does not hire interference in the match.

Bill:  If you see poor calls by the Referee you need to inform them where they are failing. If you see Sean or Luna cheating and violating the rules then you need to inform the Referee of their cheating and rule breaking. And for sure if you spot people trying to interfere in the match you have to inform the Referee of the interference then you have full authority to beat down those who are trying to interfere in the match on behalf of Lune and Sean.

Bea:  You know I am always aware of what is going on in, and around, your matches while I am serving as your Manager.

HOW DOES BILL BARNHART SEE OPPONENTS?

Bill:  I will address you first, Sean, since Luna is not facing off against me in the ring as she has to face Roux. I am going to relate a situation that happened while I was driving around Lawrenceville, Georgia. As I am driving to get to the various locations I had a driver make an unusually stupid maneuver in their car. This idiot driver nearly hit several cars including mine. Then they tried to maneuver their car to get back into the correct lane of traffic but they were in such an odd position that it was taking them a long time and they had traffic backed up in both directions.

Bea:  There sure are a lot of stupid drivers out there Bill.

Bill:  Just like there are a lot of stupid wrestlers out there Bea. The next thing I know with this dumb ass driver is that they open their car door and get out of their car. So instead of trying to get their car back in the correct lane, to help clear up the traffic jam they caused, they are just standing there looking around like they did not do anything stupid.

Bea:  Tell the viewers, and Sean and Luna, what you did next.

Bill:  I got in the face of this idiot driver and gave them a verbal ass kicking. I screamed at them IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF YOUR CAR, THROW YOUR CAR KEYS AWAY, RETURN YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TO THE GEORGIA DEPARTMENT OF DRIVER SERVICES, STHEN TAKE UBER INSTEAD OF BEING A HAZARD ON THE ROADS!!!

Bea:  What did the driver do after you verbally kicked their ass?

Bill:  They tried to turn it around to make me look like the person causing the trouble. I reminded them that they are causing the trouble and I am resolving their stupidity. They got back into their car and made a phone call. I yelled at them to make sure they call UBER to drive them around since they have no clue how to drive and they are a hazard to other drivers. Then I turned around and got back into my car and managed to get back into clear traffic.

Bea:  How does that incident relate to your wrestling?

Bill:  When I have to wrestle against moronic, stupid, inept, incompetent, and downright stupid, wrestlers I give them basically the same comment I gave to the stupid driver but it goes like this:  IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRESTLE THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WRESTLING RING AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THE SPORT OF WRESTLING INSTEAD OF BEING A HAZARD IN THE WRESTLING RING!!! I mean, come on Bea, if someone is an incompetent wrestler then their mistakes can cause harm to those they wrestle against. So they need to get out of the sport of wrestling and go into a safer line of work like maybe being a vendor of snacks at the wrestling events.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! The mental image I just got from your comments has me amused.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Bea is there anything you wish to add to our comments for today before I launch into my closing comments?

Bea:  Yes I do have an item I wish to bring up. For Into The Void XIII Management booked a Grudge Match between me and Nakita Niles. There is a saying that you should look before you dive into a swimming pool because there may not be water in the pool and you will crash and get hurt. Well, Nakita, you got the Grudge Match at Into The Void XIII and another saying goes BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR AS YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT. And, yes, you got it and will get it when I destroy you in our Grudge Match. My desire is that Management makes it a Hardcore Rules match so I can prove how great I am in Hardcore Rules matches. Thanks, Bill, for giving me time to present the truth to Nakita Niles. The rest of the air time is yours Bill.

Bill:  Sean. . .you have no idea what your involvement in our match is going to mean for you. You are likely to have your wrestling career ended by the amount of damage I put on you. And NO, Sean, your Tag Team Partner, Luna, will not want to get into the ring and go one-on-one with Roux. If Luna does get tagged in then she will most likely immediately tag out to you so that you will be the one who receives the beat down to cause your team to lose the match instead of her.

Bill motions with a fist slamming into his other hand to show that he will squash Sean Parker like a bug.

Bill:  Sean I ask you to please do not be upset when your Tag Team loses to me and Roux. If you are going to get upset over a loss in the sport of wrestling then you need to get out of the sport of wrestling and do some other line of work.

Bill laughs loudly.

Bill:  I promise you that me and Roux will defeat you and Luna quickly so that your pain and suffering will not last for a long time. You will thank us for the quick loss you take to us once you realize we did you a favor of saving you from additional humiliation in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Your team’s loss to me and Roux will be so quick it will be quicker than a flash of lightning that knocks out the power. It will happen so quickly that you and Luna will have to watch the replay of the ending of our match as you will not be able to remember what happened to you two. I want you two to enjoy your lost as Roux and I are damn sure going to enjoy our win over you!

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for his Blast From The Past Tournament match. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that Bill is done with his comments and they cut the feed to that camera and return to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / KALLIE REZNIK & ARTIE ARE LOSERS

« on: May 03, 2024, 06:29:32 PM »

KALLIE REZNIK AND ARTIE ARE LOSERS

Narrator:  I had call with Bea Barnhart before I came on camera to give my opening comments. Wow! Bea is extremely fired up to be in the Blast From The Past Tournament. One of the reasons is that her husband, Bill Barnhart, along with his partner Roux, won their match and moved up in the Tournament. With that said I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is at the event center which has been set up in Normandy, France, where Sin city Wrestling is holding Climax Control 392.

The scene shifts and we get a shot of Bea Barnhart, along with her husband Bill Barnhart, and both are sitting on beach chairs in Normandy, France, where some of the main action during World War II took place. Bea is relaxing in a nicely fitting, and revealing, bikini, while Bill decided to wear a regular loose fitting shorts type of swimsuit, along with a tee shirt and flip flops. The camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting.

COMMENTS ON HARPER MASON

Bea:  I wish to thank everyone who has tuned in today to listen to my comments on my Blast From The Past Tournament match at Climax Control 392. Before I go into comments concerning my Blast From The Past team, with my partner Konrad Raab, and our opponents who are Kallie Reznik and Artie, I want to address something that was said about me at Climax Control 391.

Bill:  Considering what she said about you I am sure you have some nice things to say about her.

Bea:  Nice and sarcastic my comments will be. Harper Mason. The self-entitled little brat. So you decided to grab a mic and get in front of the camera at Climax Control 391. Seems you are still upset over your loss to me at Climax Control 373 on September 24, 2023. What the hell did you think would happen when you signed up to wrestle in Sin City Wrestling? Did you think you would automatically win every match? You came in with high expectations and when you faced me I beat some reality into you. You have to learn to take your losses in the wrestling ring as you accept your wins. Trying to blame me for your loss to me is idiotic and moronic. You failed to get the win because you could not defeat me one-on-one. Then you even rambled on stating you were hoping the drawing of Blast From The Past teams would get your team facing me and Konrad Raab. Sorry you did not get your dream draw to face us. For sure me and Konrad will defeat Kallie Reznik and Artie but also for sure is that your team consisting of you and Lyle Kasey will lose to Diamond Steele and Jayden Harris. Try to prove me wrong if you dare.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea.

OPENING COMMENTS ON BEA’S BLAST FROM THE PAST MATCH

Bea:  Oh, trust me, there is a hell of a lot more nicely stated stuff by me coming. Okay Kallie I will start with the normal information of how we measure up against each other. I am 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds and you are 5 feet 6 inches and 128 pounds. As far as height and weight goes we are even. But when it comes to wrestling abilities and wrestling record I far out-shine you. I am a submission specialist and for damn sure I want to make you submit in this match so that you will learn you are well out of your comfort zone when you are in the ring with wrestlers like me.

Bill:  You go Bea!

Bea:  Kallie you are teamed with Artie. Now follow me in my comments for a moment so you will understand why having Artie as your partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament will result in your team losing to my team. Why would I say that? I am being extremely honest when I tell you there is only one wrestler on the Sin City Wrestling Roster who sucks more than Artie does and that is The Troll. I guess I can give Artie credit that he doesn’t suck as much as The Troll does but they are both trying to earn the honor of the wrestler who sucks the most in the wrestling ring.

Bill:  That is a hell of a burn Bea! I think the burn from your comments can reach all the way to the end of our Solar System.

Bea:  Kallie I will give you more information to prove to you how doomed you are in being drawn to face me and Konrad Raab. I am an accomplished wrestler and I love to make opponents submit for the win. While you are teamed with a drag chute of a team member I am teamed with Konrad Raab. I had an amazing conversation with Konrad Raab recently. He explained to me his distinguished auto racing career in many of the main racing promotions. Konrad has always been successful in the sport of racing. Konrad is also an extremely accomplished wrestler. Unfortunately he, like me and Bill, had numerous experiences of jealous wrestlers harassing him, threatening him, or attacking him backstage. I am happy to announce that Konrad is coming into our Blast From The Past match with a win on his mind which is also my mindset. Although I have not previously worked with Konrad in the sport of wrestling I can tell you that Bill has worked in several wrestling federations where Konrad Raab also worked. From what Bill told me of the wrestling talent and abilities in the wrestling ring Konrad possesses. . .well. . .your team has no choice but to lose this match to our team.

 Bea informs the camera person that she will make closing comments then they can cut their camera feed. The camera person acknowledges what Bea stated and then Bea launches into her closing comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Kallie I wish to ask you to do something for me. Actually two somethings for me. First I want you to go find Violet Amelia Holt. I defeated her SIX times in SIX matches with FIVE of those victories by submission. Ask her how damn tough I am. I dare you! Then go and talk to the little whiner Harper Mason. Ask her how easy it was for me to defeat her. At least she is easier to find than Violet Amelia Holt since Harper is active in Sin City Wrestling and I guess Violet went into retirement.

Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  So, Kallie, regardless of what you think of me here are some words that describe me so that you will not have to assume what you think I am as I am giving you the facts of who and what I am. Here is my list from A to Z. I am Amazing. . .Brilliant. . .Cunning. . .Deadly. . .Evil. . .Frightening. . .Gorgeous. . .Happy. . .Intelligent. . .Justly. . .Kind. . .Lovely. . .Mean. . .Novel. . .Optimistic. . .Pretty. . .Queenly. . .Rash. . .Stunning. . .Trouble. . .Unwavering. . .Violent. . .Wonderful. . .Xtra. . .Young. . . and Zoom! You, Kallie, are not half what I am. But do not be jealous of me. Not everyone in the world can be a BEA BARNHART.

Bea laughs loudly into the camera then she continues her closing comments.

Bea:  I honestly want to win our Blast From The Past Tournament match by making you submit like I did to Violet Amelia Holt. However with the overwhelming advantage Konrad Raab has over Artie the more expected end to our match is likely to be Konrad pinning Artie or making Artie submit. Only a short time remaining before Sunday, May 5, 2024 for our Blast From The Past Tournament match.

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / CALEB STORMS WILL MEET HURRICANE BILL BARNHART

« on: April 25, 2024, 08:18:01 AM »

CALEB STORMS WILL MEET HURRICANE BILL BARNHART

Narrator:  The Mixed Tag Team of Bill Barnhart and Roux are facing the Mixed Tag Team of Caleb Storms and Nakita Niles. I equate the team of Bill and Roux as a pot of gold while I equate the team of Caleb Storms and Nakina Niles as a bag of shit. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart at the Hastings Battlefield in Hastings, England.

The scene shifts and we get a camera shot of Bill Barnhart standing in the Hastings Battlefield in England. We take notice that Bill is sharply dressed in a dark gray business suit, instead of his normal casual attire. We are surprised that Bea is not with Bill during his presentation of comments for his match in the Blast From The Past Tournament but we are sure Bill will explain Bea’s absence.

BACKGROUND INFORMATION

Bill:  Before I launch into my official comments concerning my Blast From The Past Tournament match I want to tell you why Bea is not in front of the camera with me at this time. Although Bea will be at ringside during my match, because she is my Manager and has the right to be at ringside when I wrestle, I asked her not to be on camera with me while I am commenting on my upcoming Mixed Tag Team match. Bea may have something to say just before our match starts on Sunday but that is up to her. Bea wanted to take the time to do some sightseeing since she has never England and she wanted to take in the sights and the history. With that said I will move on to my comments concerning my team consisting of myself and Roux and our opponents is the team of Caleb Storms and Nakita Niles.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  So, Caleb, how the hell are you doing? Considering that you and Nakita are about to step into the wrestling ring against me and Roux and get you asses kicked I would say you two are not doing well at all. You are old news Caleb and a new edition of the news has been printed and I have been declared the current news. Old news needs to be thrown into the and you need to be thrown in trash also.

Bill pulls out a small piece of paper and he begins commenting on the information on the paper.

Bill:  Caleb let me remind you of several things. I am a two-time Roulette Champion and you are also a former Roulette Champion but there are significant differences in our reign as Roulette Champion. Caleb you won the Roulette Championship on May 13, 2028, and then you lost it 14 days later on May 17, 2018, Damn! Can you spell pathetic with a capital P? I can! That two week run as Roulette Champion was PATHETIC Caleb! Myself, on the other hand, have had two reigns as Roulette Champion. My first reign as Roulette Champion was earned on October 3, 2021 and it ended on April 3, 2022, for a six month reign. My second reign as Roulette Champion was earned on October 30, 2022 and that reign ended on January 15, 2023 for a three month reign. I have a combined reign as Roulette Champion of 9 months. Did you hear me Caleb? Did you understand what I am trying to get you to understand? You had a two week run as Roulette Champion and I had nine months of being a successful Roulette Champion. The information I presented shows that I am a better wrestler than you could ever hope to be. Since your super-short reign as Roulette Champion was in 2018, while my two reigns as Roulette Champion were in 2021 and 2022, that proves to the world that I am current news and you are yesterday’s trash.

Bill lets out a sinister laugh.

CURRENT INFORMATION

Bill:  Sorry for laughing in your face Caleb but when hilarious stuff like your pathetic two-week reign as Roulette Champion comes out I could not hold back my laughter. Speaking of amusing things shall we now do a quick review of our two teams for the Blast From The Past Tournament? With your team I see something that I am sure you are not able to see. I see you, Caleb, as a failure in the wrestling ring. As for your partner I have no clue who she is or where she came from but with you are her partner your team is doomed to lost to my team. Speaking of my team we already know I am so awesome that I glow in the dark. My partner, Roux, comes from a great wrestling background and the two of us are coming into our match with you and Nakita to quickly defeat you and our team will advance in the Blast From The Past Tournament.

Bill looks deeply into the camera.

Bill:  I have been involved in many Blast From The Past Tournaments. Most of the time I had jerk partners assigned to me when teams were drawn and these jerk partners did not care about the Tournament at all so all they did was deliberately cause our team to lose. In the few times I had a great and supportive partner we advanced significantly but ended up being eliminated and that’s how things work in this type of tournament. You never know when the draw will get you a great partner, an incompetent partner, or a partner who sabotages your chances because they simply do not like you.

Bill again grins into the camera.

Bill:  Caleb while I have an amazing partner for the Blast From The Past Tournament you have team consisting of you as a washed up and worn out wrestler and you are teamed with a wrestler who is not much more capable than you are. When our team eliminates you in this first round of the Blast From The Past Tournament you will, in the end, thank us for ending your pathetic attempt to participate in the Tournament because your team getting eliminated early in the Tournament saves you from continuously being humiliated in the remainder of the Tournament.

Bill lets out a loud roaring laugh.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Well, Caleb, I have reached the part of my air time to present my closing comments concerning our match on Sunday. Do you think your team can defeat our team? Nope! Even a snowball has a better chance of surviving in Hell than you and Nakita have in defeating us. Our team eliminating your team in the first round is actually doing you a favor so you will not have to endure taunts and teasing from the other wrestlers and fans. Will Bea be at ringside serving as my Manager. Of course she will be there! What is her job as my Manager? To make sure that you and Nakita do not violate the rules, or cheat, or use weapons, during the match to try to screw me and Roux out of our win.

Bill gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Caleb I need to tell you how our father taught us to be tougher than everyone else. As you probably know, but probably forgot, that there were three kids in our family. Me, my half-brother Chris Shipman, and our sister. Father taught the three of us to be tough as he did not raise wimpy whining little brats. Father served in the United States Navy during World War II and it was damn hard work. When we three kids were playing, or riding our bikes, or playing sports, and we got hurt or injured, Father would get on us to get up and keep going. He told is there will always be hard times in our lifetimes but laying down and crying about the hurt and the pain only makes you weaker. That is why, Caleb, when you have watched me wrestle over the years you never see me lay down and stop fighting in a wrestling match. No matter what an opponent dishes out I dished out more back to them. Of course I lost wrestling matches and every wrestler has. But I did not roll on my back and give them a cheap win. I fought all the way until the Referee made their official decision on the match.

Bill stares a deep stare into the camera.

Bill:  Why did I tell you that information Caleb? Do you think I did it to intimidate you? Do you think I did it as a lie to get you to believe what I am saying? No, Caleb, I told you that information to enlighten you to the fact that you are not facing the regular type of wrestlers you used to face. I told you that information to enlighten you to the fact that you are facing me as an opponent who will not back down no matter what. That you are facing an opponent who will send you back into retirement.

Bill growls into the camera.

Bill:  Caleb I am happy you decided to return out of retirement to participate in the Blast From The Past Tournament. It had to take a lot of courage for you to come out of retirement and attempt to wrestle in the tournament. After me and Roux defeat your team you will be overjoyed to return into retirement. Me and Roux will not have any compassion or pity on you two. You two are a joke team from a comedy skit while me and Roux are superstars in the sport of wrestling. Enjoy your time leading up to our match because the instant the bell rings to officially start our match we will be on you two, and destroying you two, and we are likely to defeat you in record time.

Bill gives a mean look into the camera.

Bill:  Caleb you remind me of weather forecasts. The Meteorologist will present their forecast for the weather and tell everyone there is a vicious storm coming. A storm that will out-do a storm like Hurricane Katrina. Then when the storm arrives it ends up being little more than a quick rain shower that does nothing except to make people laugh at the moronic weather prediction the Meteorologist made.

. . .

Bill:  Yep, Caleb, that is you in a nutshell. You brag how great you are but you are also coming off a several year absence from Wrestling. While you were away from Sin City Wrestling doing. . .well whatever the hell it was you supposedly were doing. . .I was still here in Sin City Wrestling and firing up the crowd with my wrestling.

. . .

Bill:  In my eyes you are like an uninformed Meteorologist who makes a grand prediction for the pending disastrous storm, calling it the storm of the century, only to have nothing more than a drizzle of rain. So I say to you Caleb that you are a weak rain drizzle while I am a Category Five Hurricane. Welcome to your worst nightmare.

Bill grins a huge grin and then he laughs loudly. He then informs the camera person that he is done with his comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I WILL EARN ANOTHER SHOT AT THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

« on: March 29, 2024, 08:54:32 PM »

I WILL EARN ANOTHER SHOT AT THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart told me he is thrilled to have this Roulette Rules match at Climax Control 390 against Eddie Lyons. Bill is a two-time Roulette Champion and he wants to earn the Roulette Championship for a third time.

BILL BARNHART BACK IN THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA WHERE HE WAS BORN AND GREW UP IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNNIA

When the scene changes we see Bill Barnhart, along with his wife and Manager Bea Barnhart, at the home of Bill’s Niece and her husband Ken in Vallejo, California. The camera person assigned to Bill Barnhart notifies Bill and Bea they are live broadcasting.

Bill:  Before I get into the main comments for my upcoming Roulette Rules match against Eddie Lyons let me introduce you to my Niece Kathy, and her husband Ken, as we are at their house in Vallejo, California. They are huge wrestling fans and they were sad when my previous match against Eddie Lyons was cancelled and was rescheduled for Climax Control 390. I decided to stop by the Bay Area again to include them in my comments on my upcoming match against Eddie Lyons which will take place at Climax Control 390 in Phoenix, Arizona, on Sunday March 24, 2024.

The camera person points their camera at Kathy and Ken and the two wave and smile into the camera but since they are camera shy when it comes to speaking into the camera they turn down Bill’s suggestion that they make comments. After they wave and smile they move to the side so that they are not in camera view when the camera person is focusing on Bill and Bea.

Bill:  For those who are watching and wondering why me and Bea are in the San Francisco Bay Area again, instead of already being in Phoenix, Arizona, for Climax Control 390, I will inform you what is going on. I was born and grew up in Oakland, California, which is about 25 miles from Vallejo where we are now with Kathy and Ken, and I lived at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in the East Oakland hills. The house was modest with three bedrooms and two bathrooms and it was around 1,800 Square Feet. The nicest feature of this property was that it had about a one acre property and the backyard was huge and there were lots of fruit trees in the backyard. We enjoyed apricots, plums, nectarines, apples, pears, and peaches. We would pick the fruit and Father would can the fruit. Then when Winter came and we wanted fruit with our ice cream we opened one of the canned fruits and had a great time. The sad thing is that Father sold the home and I believe the selling price at that time was in the $200,000 range. I checked on Zillow before I came in front of the camera today and today the value on Real Estate sites say this house at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in Oakland, California, is $1.3 Million. Would have been nice to have kept that home but Father needed to sell. Oh well.

Bea:  People cannot move ahead in life if they continually look into the past and try to figure out what could have been. We all have to work with what we currently have and succeed with what we have available to us.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea.

Bea:  We promised our friend and neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, that we would do a short video call with Iris. Andrew told us Iris misses us while we are on tour and since her boyfriend, Pete The Cactus, lives on the West Coast and Iris lives on the East Coast, she is sad not being able to see him in person even though she sees him during their video calls.

VIDEO CALL OF BILL AND BEA TO IRIS THEIR ENGLISH BULLDOG

Bea logs into her laptop computer and connects to a video call with Iris their English Bulldog in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bea:  Bill and I will provide translations of what Iris is saying so know what is going on.

Both computer screens are being shown on the screen so we can see Bill and Bea in the San Francisco Bay Area and Iris at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, along with their friend and neighbor Andrew.

Bill:  Hi Iris! How is my baby girl doing?

Iris:  *moan* *whine* *snort* (I am sad. . .I miss my boyfriend Pete the Cactus. . .and I am upset that I cannot go to see him or have her come here to see me.)

Bea:  Iris once we get to a situation where either myself or Daddy Bill can stay at home with you while the other is actively wrestling we cannot make the arrangements to have Pete come to visit you.

Iris:  *woof* *bark* *whine* (Okay Mommy. . .I will be patient...But it still hurts not being able to see Pete the Cactus in person.)

Bill:  Take care Iris. Andrew is taking care of you and he will feed you and take you for walks. Bye!

Bea ends the video call with Iris and she logs out of the video call program and then she closes her laptop computer.

Bea:  I feel bad for Iris but she will understand some day.

Bill:  Hard to have a crush on someone and not be able to visit with them in person.

BILL FOLLOWS UP WITH BEA CONCERNING HER MATCH AGAINST KRYSTAL WOLFE AT CLIMAX CONTROL 389

Bill:  Bea before I go into my comments on my upcoming match against Eddie Lyons I would like to ask you how you feel about your match against Krystal Wolfe at Climax Control 389 went.

Bea:  Ask me anything.

Bill:  How did you feel going into that match against Krystal?

Bea:  I felt confident. It never benefits wrestler to be nervous about an upcoming match or to doubt their own wrestling abilities.

Bill:  Krystal called you a joke as a wrestler. What do you have to say about that?

Bea:  Well her only claim that is valid is that she was the Bombshell Roulette Champion. Outside of that she has not held other Championships. She tried to make it an issue that I held only one Championship since becoming a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. Although my reign as Champion was short it still means both of us have obtained only one Championship and we are both looking for our second one.

Bill:  How do you feel you did against Krystal in your last match?

Bea:  There is a lot to consider. One item is that Krystal violated the rules to attack me while I was in the ropes, or outside of the ring, but even with that there was a good thing that came out of it. The Referee for our match allowed both of us to stretch the rules since Krystal started it. He could have just called a Disqualification on her but that would have only caused Krystal to whine even more. Both of us did well in the match. Both of us obtained the advantage over the other and both of us ended up on the receiving end. I was reading the face of Krystal and I was able to see the fear in her eyes when I got the advantage on her way more than she expected me to do. But I am not a lying asshole like Krystal is so I honestly state that we had a great back and forth and either of us could have ended up with the win. However it was Krystal with the win. It happens. There will be other matches between us in the future and those matches will turn out in my favor.

Bill:  Well stated Bea.

BILL EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED TO CAUSE HIS MATCH WITH EDDIE LYONS TO BE POSTPONED UNTIL CLIMAX CONTROL 390

Bill:  I was taking Iris for a walk in Sweetwater Park, which is near where we live in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and she saw a Squirrel and charged after it. The unfortunate thing was that Iris was in front of me and the Squirrel ran opposite of the direction where we were going. Iris managed to run full-speed through my legs and her leash, and hear hard head, whacked me in the family jewels. When you take into consideration that Iris weighs around 50 pounds that meant there was a lot of energy transferred from her and her leash to my groin.

Bea:  Bill is doing fine now and he is at 100 percent for his upcoming match against Eddie Lyons.

Bill:  It was a simple matter of applying an ice pack and taking some Tylenol and everything is fine now. Of course having some great massages from Bea was the most satisfying therapy.

Bea:  Bill!!! You are making comments that suggest something sexual and we are live on television!

Bill:  You are my wife and you give great massages so there is nothing wrong with me commenting on that.

Bea blushes.

COMMENTS ON BILL’S UPCOMING MATCH AGAINST UNBREAKABLE EDDIE LYONS

Bill and Bea get comfortable in their chairs for the presentation of their comments leading up to Bill’s Roulette Rules match against Eddie Lyons. Before the two launch into their comments they look over at Ken and Kathy to see how they are doing while watching Bill and Bea present comments and we get a quick shot of Ken and Kathy giving two thumbs up to Bill and Bea. Bill and Bea then turn their attention into the camera.

Bill:  Bea I am not being rude but your interference in my last match, which was against Peter Vaughn, caused the Referee to ban you from ringside as my Manager, went a bit too far. As my Manager I expect you to offer advice, ensure the Referee is calling the match fairly, and to ensure that if my opponents hire people to interfere in the match that you would cut them off to prevent their interference. The way I saw my match there was no illegal activity on the part of Peter Vaughn. I guess you just got caught up in the excitement of the match and reacted.

Bea:  That is exactly what happened Bill. From my view standing at ringside it appeared to me that Peter Vaughn was violating the rules and that the Referee was not taking action to stop it. Later when I reviewed your match I was able to see that there was no violation of the rules and the Referee did not need to take action on him. Oops! We all make mistakes but, unlike me and you, most people refuse to take ownership of their mistakes.

Bill:  That is enough talk on that subject. Now I need to get into direct comments to Eddie Lyons who is my next victim. . .I mean next opponent. . .ha ha ha!!!

Bill and Bea enjoy a hearty laugh then continue with their comments.

Bill:  So, Eddie, did you honestly think you would get a FREE PASS and not have to face me before Blaze Of Glory 12? Well you thought wrong! Did you think I was injured to the point that I would not be able to face off against you? Well you thought wrong again! Although I have the nickname of BULLDOG after the walk in the park with Iris where she whacked me in the groin I have another nickname of STEEL BALLS BARNHART. If you thought that whack to the groin was going to take me out and force me to retire from wrestling you were wrong. I am still here and I am going to defeat you at Climax Control 390. Trust me Eddie that if you had been whacked in the nutsack with a dog leash and with the head of a 50 pound Bulldog head butting you in the groin you would have retired from wrestling. Not only did I not retire from wrestling but I am facing you at Climax Control 390 AND it is a Roulette Rules Match. I cannot tell you how thrilled I am that Management made our match a Roulette Rules Match.

Bill flashes a thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Eddie. . .Eddie. . .Eddie. . .you are like a piece of lightweight pottery that, when dropped, immediately breaks into dozens of pieces. I find it extremely amusing that your nickname is UNBREAKABLE Eddie Lyons. Since I already defeated you in a match and broke you maybe you need to stop using that nickname. Either that or you can change your nickname to BROKEN Eddie Lyons. I will explain to you and the viewers why I made those comments a little bit later. I am sure that you have tried to erase the incident of your loss to me in our only match against each other from your memory but I know the memory lingers in your mind. Also presenting the information helps those fans who were not able to watch our previous match will help them understand what happened in that previous match and what is going to happen in our next match at Climax Control 390.

Bea:  Go Bill!!!

Bill:  Eddie I will take you back to January 21, 2024, at Climax Control 383. We were in a match against each other that evening. I defeated you by pinfall. I walked away from our match as the winner and you walked away from our match as the broken loser. On that day in history you, the self-proclaimed UNBREAKABLE Eddie Lyons, was broken by me. With my win over you the comparison of when I broke you is like when Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and all the King’s Horses and all the King’s men were unable to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Yes, Eddie, you were broken by me and you will never be able to recover from the fact that I broke you.

Bea:  I would hate to be in the shoes of Eddie Lyons having to face you at Climax Control 390.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Kathy. . .Ken...please excuse me for a moment while I retrieve something from our rental car.

Bill stands up and walks out of Ken and Kathy’s house to get something from his car and he returns in a short time carrying a medium size burlap bag in his hands.

Bill:  Ken. . .Kathy. . .Bea. . .I want the three of you to come outside in the front of the house as I have a demonstration for the enlightenment of Eddie Lyons.

Bea. . .Kathy. . .and Ken exit the house and go to the sidewalk with Bill walking behind them carrying the burlap bag. When the four of them on are on sidewalk Bill starts his demonstration.

Bill:  You three know that I broke Eddie Lyons in our first match and that I plan on breaking Eddie again at Climax Control 390 and then break him again in the Roulette Championship Match at Blaze Of Glory 12. In this burlap bag I have three items and each item represents Eddie Lyons who is the so-called Unbreakable one and I will give you, the viewers, and Eddie Lyons a demonstration.

Bea. . .Kathy. . .and Ken watch as Bill pulls out the first item which is a ceramic flower vase. The three look on as Bill begins his demonstration. The three watch as Bill raises the ceramic flower vase over his head and throws it hard onto the sidewalk where is smashes into dozens of pieces.

Bill:  That is what I did to Eddie Lyons during our first match. I broke him into so many pieces that he was not able to be put back together fully just as this vase is useless now as it cannot be put back together again.

Bill takes out the second item in the bag and he holds it up. What we see is a nice high-quality wine glass. Bill holds it up and then throws it onto the sidewalk where it breaks apart into dozens of pieces.

Bill:  Just as with my first demonstration with the ceramic flower vase where it broke into so many pieces that it can never be put back together again I just broke a very nice wine glass into dozens of pieces. This is what I will do to Eddie Lyons at Climax Control 390. I will break him for a second time and he will not be able to be put back together again.

Bill reaches down into his burlap bag and he brings out an item that is totally different than the two previous items he brought out. This item is a regulation 16 pound bowling ball. This one is black in color. Bill holds the bowling ball in both his hands and he raises it over his head and then Bill drives the bowling ball so hard into the sidewalk that the bowling ball shatters into hundreds of pieces. Bill flashes a huge grin as he watches the bowling ball shatter.

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! That is what I am going to do to Eddie Lyons at Blaze Of Glory 12 when I face him in a match for the Roulette Championship. Eddie may THINK he is glorious and shiny like the flower vase and wine glass I destroyed so easily but he will face the same destruction I placed on those two items and this bowling ball. Eddie you may also think you are a tough as a regulation bowling ball but you just saw me shatter the crap out of a regulation bowling ball which leaves that bowling bowl impossible to repair. I will easily destroy you as I destroyed these three items today. You can run. . .but you cannot hide from me any longer.

Bill thanks Bea. . .Kathy. . .and Ken for observing his presentation. He asks them to return inside the house while he cleans up the sidewalk. After Bill is finished cleaning up the sidewalk he returns inside the house to continue his closing comments on his upcoming match against Eddie Lyons at Climax Control 390. Bill sits down and delivers his final closing comments.

Bill:  Let me ask you a question Eddie. Did you read the comments on our match. You know which match I am talking about. Our Roulette Rules Match at Climax Control 390. The comments state that when I defeat you that I will be the wrestler to face you at Blaze Of Glory 12 for the Roulette Championship. Yes, Eddie, you heard that correctly, and if you understood the implications of the comments on our upcoming match then you already know I will defeat you at Climax Control 390, and then again at Blaze Of Glory 12 in Flagstaff, Arizona, to become a three-time Roulette Champion. And, Eddie, not only did I previously defeat you at Climax Control 383...I will defeat you again at Climax Control 390...I will go into Blaze Of Glory 12 with the Roulette Championship on the line and I will defeat you at Blaze Of Glory 12 to improve my winning streak over you to THREE IN A ROW and I will become a three-time Roulette Champion. Damn sure sucks to be you Eddie with your new nickname of BROKEN Eddie Lyons.

Bill and Bea indicate they will make final closing comments and they ask Ken and Kathy if they want to make comments but both of them continue to be camera shy and decline their offer.

Bill:  Eddie it will be soon that we show up at the GCU Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. Well I will show up anyway. Not sure if you lost your courage to show up and step into the ring with me and you will end up as a no-show for our match. It does not matter where the Roulette Wheel lands for our match at Climax Control 390. The only thing that matters is that when the bell rings, and our match is officially underway, I will break you again like I did at Climax Control 383. I defeated you, and broke you, once and I am going to defeat you and break you again. I could say that I feel sorry for you having to be taking another loss to me but I would be lying if I told you I feel sorry for you. Want to know how I view you? I view you as more pathetic than the actor Erik Estrada, a Puerto Rican actor from the television show CHIPS,  trying to speak Spanish in a Mexican Telenovela! Eddie I would like to wish you to have a nice time leading up to our match at Climax Control 390 because once the bell rings and our match is underway there will be no more nice times for you as I will defeat you and face you at Blaze Of Glory 12 for the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  You know what Bill? It is pathetic that some people are so damn stupid that they not only do not know what others are saying, or what is happening around them, and they fail to understand the truth.

Bill:  You are correct Bea. Some people are so stupid that they do not even know they are stupid. Damn! That’s stupid! In closing I wish to thank everyone, including you Eddie, for tuning in for my comments on my upcoming match. Me and Bea will fly to Phoenix shortly and we will meet you there. . .that is if you still have the courage to show up for our match! My final comment is to tell you that The Rolling Stones had the concept nailed when in their song the lyrics go:  YOU DON’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT...BUT YOU WILL GET WHAT YOU NEED and you, Eddie, want to defeat me but what you need, and what you will get, is me defeating you!

Bea informs the camera person that they can cut their camera feed now. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and the Network cuts the feed to the camera person’s camera and the Network returns to the regular programming for this time slot and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

« on: March 22, 2024, 08:16:33 PM »

I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart has been scheduled for a match against Krystal Wolfe to open Climax Control 389. Bea and Krystal have only one match against each other so this will be an interesting match to see who will come out of the match as the winner.

OPENING COMMENTS

When the camera feed cuts to the camera person who has been assigned to follow Bea Barnhart we see Bea walking in a lobby area but it does not appear that she is inside the TCC Arena in Tucson, Arizona. As the camera person follows Bea we can see people entering and leaving the location carrying luggage so we make the assumption that Bea is in the hotel where she is staying while working Climax Control 389. We do not see Bill Barnhart with Bea so we are not sure if Bill is in their hotel room or if he is in another location. The camera person gets Bea’s attention and they inform Bea they are live broadcasting. Bea invites the camera person into the main lobby of the hotel where she takes a seat in a comfortable chair while the camera person stations their camera to get a clear shot of Bea without interruptions.

Bea:  Thanks for joining me today. You are probably wondering where Bill is and that is a good question. Bill is not performing at Climax Control 389 so he flew back to Georgia to hang out with Iris for the week since he has the week off. Bill wants to give Iris some walks and cuddles and he also wants to have a deep discussion about the relationship between Iris and Pete the Cactus. Bill’s trip back home also gives our friend and neighbor, Andrew, a week off from taking care of Iris for us. Now back to me I am in a hotel located close to the TCC Arena. I am hyped for this upcoming match and nothing is going to stop me from winning.

I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

Bea:  I will start with the history between myself and Krystal. We have only had one match against each other. That match was on April 11, 2021, at Climax Control 296. That was three years ago and that was also when I was new to being a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. Although I am 0-1 against Krystal in our one match I will be 1-1 against Krystal after I defeat her on March 24, 2024.

Bea flashes a grin into the camera.

Bea:  Both of us have held a Championship in Sin City Wrestling. Mine was the Mixed Tax Team Championship and Krystal held the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I admit that the run of me and Bill as Mixed Tax Team Champions was very short but that does not take away from the fact that we were Mixed Tax Team Champions. Kristal has also held only one Championship that I can find information on. I give Krystal credit that she held the Bombshell Roulette Championship for around 9 months which is not an easy thing to accomplish. However coming off a 9 month reign as a Champion and accomplishing nothing after that is pathetic.

Bea points a finger into the camera during her pervious comment.

Bea:  One more thing I want to present is how me and Krystal measure up to each other. I come into this match at 5’5” and 130 pounds and Krystal comes into our match at 5’5” and 125 pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us in this match. The only difference I can think of is that I carry a Genius IQ while I feel Krystal has the IQ of a potato. Looks like it is time for me to make Mashed Potatoes.

At her comment Bea bursts out in very loud laughter and it takes her a bit of time to recover and stop laughing at her comment concerning Krystal. Just as Bea is about to give additional comments concerning her match she receives a notification of a video call on her laptop computer so she picks up her laptop and sees the video call is from Bill.

BEA TAKES THE VIDEO CALL FROM BILL AND IRIS

Bea:  I apologize for the interruption of my comments on my upcoming match but I have a video call from Bill and I need to take it due to the difference in Time Zones between us at this time. This will not take long. Hi Bill! How are you and Iris doing?

Bill:  I am doing great and I feel good that I was able to give Andrew a break from taking care of Iris for us while we are on tour wrestling.

Bea:  Speaking of Iris where is she?

Bill:  She is in the other room sulking because I told her she cannot make a trip to visit Pete The Cactus since he lives around 3,000 miles away. Then Iris got more insulted when I refused her request to allow Pete The Cactus to travel here to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to visit with her. She sill get over it. I will give Iris some pizza and lasagna and while she is stuffing herself she will temporarily forget about Pete.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! The mental image I just had concerning Iris is too much. Before we end the video call I got word that Sin City Wrestling Management will allow us to bring Iris on tour with us but with the understanding that the permission to do so depends on whether Iris will behave and not soil the carpets and furniture.

Bill:  Iris will be fine, Maybe we can use the Blaze of Glory XII event to re-introduce Iris to the fans. There are a lot of new fans who have not yet seen Iris with us during wrestling events. Thanks for taking my video call. I apologize that Iris is being a jerk right now. I will close the video call so you can continue presenting your comments for Climax Control 389 for your match with Krystal Wolfe.

Bill exits the video call and the video call screen on the laptop of Bear goes to the main screen. Bea closes the laptop computer then she continues with her comments concerning her match against Krystal Wolfe.

BEA RETURNS TO COMMENTING ON HER UPCOMING MATCH AGAINST KRYSTAL WOLFE

Bea:  So, Krystal, what are you thinking? Oops! I must apologize to you. Why? Because you have pathetically weak brain so the concept of you thinking means your would probably end up burning out your brain in a matter of seconds. Rather than me asking you questions that would cause you to fry your brain cells trying to calculate what your answer might be. As for me I carry a Genius IQ of around 130 and since that is ten times what your IQ probably is.

Bea points to her head to indicate that she has a superior brain and that her brain will not fry responding to questions.

Bea:  As you may already know I was born and grew up in the Philippines. They take education and heritage seriously. I know the history of Australia and as I researched the history it turns out the majority of the people from Australia are descendants of criminals who were sent to the penal colony there. Must suck to know that your ancestors were criminals and their DNA is in your system. Hmmm. I wonder if. . .  Nah! I will not go there with the comment that came to my mind.

Bea flashes a sad face into the camera.

Bea:  There have never been any criminals in the history of my family. We obey the laws. We respect others. But when we are threatened with harm, either from criminals, thugs, or mean girls like you, we fight back. And when I say we fight back against threats of harm made to us I mean we fight back ten times more than those who are attacking us. I have left a trail of criminals, thugs, and mean girls, behind me after I kicked their asses and you are not an exception to that rule.

Bea waves her finger into the camera to show Krystal she does not take crap from anyone.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Krystal you held the Bombshell Roulette Championship for nine months. Although that is not an easy thing to do when defending the Roulette Championship you did manage to hold onto the Championship for nine months. You know damn well that I have the desire to become the Bombshell Roulette Champion but I have not yet achieved that goal but it will come to me in the near future.

Bea informs the camera person that after her next comments she will be cone commenting on her upcoming match and then they can cut their camera feed. The camera person acknowledges what Bea told them.

Bea:  Oh, Krystal, how I wish our match at Climax Control 389 was a Roulette Rules match. That way I can prove to the world that I am worthy of a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I will not talk more on that subject at this time as none of us truly know what tomorrow will bring. However, Krystal, I do know what Sunday, March 24, 2024, will bring. It will bring me a win over you and it will bring you a loss to me. Just remember the classic line from the movie DIRTY HARRY where he confronts a punk on the streets and while pointing his gun at the punk he states to the punk:  You've gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk? Seriously, Krystal, do you feel you are lucky and that you can overcome me? Get real! Your luck ran out the instant Management placed your name on the Climax Control 389 Card as my opponent! If you do not like what I am saying in my comments today then at Climax Control 389 I dare you to shut me up! I friggin’ date you to shut me up! Good luck with that punk!

With the final comments of Bea the camera person informs Bea they will cut the camera feed at this time and Bea gives her approval and when the camera person cuts the camera feed our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME

« on: March 08, 2024, 08:37:32 PM »

THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart called me to let me know that his upcoming match against Peter Vaughn will be different than the previous matches he had where Peter Vaughn was involved in those matches. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart, along with his wife and Manager Bea Barnhart, in Santa Barbara, California.

BILL AND BEA IN SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA

When the camera feed changes to the camera in Santa Barbara, California, we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart dining at Longboard’s Grill on the Stearns Wharf which is located about five miles from the UCSB Events Center where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 387. We take note that Bill is having a Burger and Fries for his meal while Bea opted for a Seafood Combo that contains Shrimp, Crab, and Clams. Bill is having a beer with his burger and Bea has decided to go with a Sauvignon Blanc which goes great with all seafood items. When the camera person lets them know their camera is live broadcasting the two make comments on Bill’s upcoming match while they are eating their meals.

Bea:  Hi and welcome to our table at Longboard’s Grill on Stearns Wharf in Santa Barbara. That is wharf as in it is a pier and not Worf the Klingon from Star Trek. I had to clarity that since there are a lot of low IQ people out there who are always confused.

Bill:  Wow! You seem like you are in a bad mood today Bea. Are you upset that you lost your Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl?

Bea:  You know me better than that Bill. The rules were straight up when the Roulette Wheel determined the type of match we were to have. The rules were that a wrestler can get the win by climbing out of the cage that was surrounding the ring and landing on the arena floor first, or they could get a pinfall or submission on their opponent inside the cage. When Bobbie charged me her momentum slammed us both into the cage and the cage collapsed. I ended up on the part of the cage that stayed on the wrestling mat and Bobble landed on a portion that was hanging over the arena floor and she rolled off of the cage and landed on the arena floor for the win. I am not going to complain about that as it was totally within the rules of the match.

Bill:  I know you really want to earn the Roulette Championship since I have held it twice and I know you are doing the best you can in those matches. Keep up the great work. Do not over-do the matches. Just get in the ring, do your thing, and emerge the winner.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. If you will excuse me I will continue my meal while you present comments on your upcoming match against Peter Vaughn. I don’t want my seafood to get cold.

Bill:  Although I just started on my burger I am okay even if the burger gets cold. I am having fun wrestling and supporting Bea in her matches. I will get into my comments shortly but I want the viewers to see a video I took when I returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, after my Blood Bath Brawl match at My Bloody Valentine V, where our Family Doctor, Doctor Kim, examined me and gave me full clearance to wrestle. While the viewers are watching that video I can finish most of my meal.

The camera person informs Bill and Bea that he will cut his camera feed so the Network can show the video Bill sent to them concerning his visit with his Doctor Kim who is his family doctor.

VIDEO OF BILL BARNHART VISITING HIS FAMILY DOCTOR, DOCTOR KIM, IN DULUTH, GEORGIA, AFTER HIS BLOOD BATH BRAWL MATCH AT MY BLOODY VALENGINE V

When the video starts we see Bill Barnhart in one of the examination rooms where his family doctor, Doctor Kim, is examining him to ensure he is okay after his Blood Bath Brawl at My Bloody Valentine V. Doctor Kim finishes the examination and he talks to Bill about the results.

Doctor Kim:  I cannot find anything in the way of injuries on you Bill. Even though your Blood Bath Brawl match was a brutal one you came away from that match is outstanding condition.

Bill:  That is great news Doctor Kim.

Doctor Kim:  Getting hit with a Kendo Stick, especially to the had, is usually a debilitating injury Bill. The fact that you have a hard head prevented you from serious injury. I was concerned when I watched your match and saw that you also got hit with a lead pipe to your head. There is a major difference between a Kendo Stick and a lead pipe. Even though I did a CAT scan and other types of scans I could not find anything classified as damage that would prevent you from wrestling. I give you a full clearance to wrestle whenever you feel like it.

Bill:  Thanks Doctor Kim. Always good to see you.

At that last comment the end of the video arrives. Once the end of the video passes the Network returns the feed to the camera person assigned to Bill and Bea Barnhart. When the scene comes back on we see that Bea has finished her seafood meal and Bill is nearly done with his Burger meal. When informed by the camera person they are again live broadcasting Bill continues with his comments.

THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME AGAINST PETER VAUGHN

Bill:  Well, Peter, here we go again. But before you get a big ego and hurl insults my way I wish to inform the viewers about the three previous matches we both were involved in. One was a Singles match. One was a Triple Threat match. And the other one was a Four-Way match. I did not win any of those three matches but things will be different this time around. Why would I state that this time around things will be different? It is easy for any wrestler, regardless of how pathetic they are, to win in a Triple Threat or Four-Way match. All they have to do is cower in a corner while the other wrestlers in the match brawl and then when the other wrestlers get worn down the coward wrestler can take advantage of them. No, Peter, that crap cannot happen in our upcoming match at Climax Control 387 because it is just you and me. If you are looking past me to your match scheduled for Blaze Of Glory XII against Miles Kasey for the Internet Championship then you are more ignorant than I thought. If you want to look past me to your Internet Championship match against Miles Kasey then please do so. It only hurts you while it makes me happy that you are distracted during our match.

Bea:  Rest assured that while I am at ringside serving as your Manager I am there to ensure there are no distractions by people associated with Peter Vaughn and that none of his friends or associates try to interfere in your match. I am disgusted with your opponents running scared to the point where they need to use interference from their friends to illegally win matches.

Bill:  Nice that you have my back in my matches and that you ensure the Referee assigned to those matches adheres to the rules and keeps focused on the match in progress.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Oh, Peter, how arrogant and bragging you are. Obviously you have a way better opinion of yourself that others have of you. You have only had ONE Singles match against me and you won that match by Pinfall. The other two matches were a Triple Threat match and a Four Wrestler match so your wins in those matches apply to all the wrestlers involved in those matches. . .not just me.

Bea:  Peter I will let you know now that when the match starts if there is any interference on your side of the match. . .or illegal activity. . .or violations of the rules of the match. . .I will ensure you get called on it and, if necessary, the Referee assigned to the match will Disqualify you. Time after time after time I have to endure Bill getting disrespected by pathetic wrestlers who are afraid to be in the ring against him. They know if they adhere to the rules of the match, and refrain from hiring friends to interfere in the match, that they will lose to Bill. Get used to us ensuring the Referees adhere to their contracts to call matches in accordance with the rules as we are not going to take that crap any longer.

Bill:  Me and Bea recently started looking into the names people have to determine what the meaning of their names mean. Here are the meanings of my name and the name of Bea. The meaning of the name Bill or William, is RESOLUTE PROTECTOR and the meaning of the name Barnhart means AS STRONG AS A BEAR and the meaning of the name Bea means BRINGER OF HAPPINESS. Wow! That’s some great stuff! Bea would you present what the meaning of the names Peter and Vaughn mean?

Bea:  Sure thing Bill. The name Peter means a...uh...you know...a male thing that is between his left. The name Vaughn means small. Ohhhh!!! That means the name of Peter Vaughn means. . .uh. . .a small male sexual appendage thing. I will leave it there Bill.

Bill:  Har har har!!! Are you being serious with those meanings of his name?

Bea:  Yep! Damn serious! If anyone doubts what my research revealed then go look it up for yourselves.

Bill:  Well, Peter Vaughn, I have had my say for today. Leading up to our match I am looking forward to defeating you so that when you finally have your match against Miles Kasey for a chance at the Internet Championship you will automatically be at a disadvantage against Miles. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news but life sucks at times and life is going to suck for you in our match and your life will suck again when you face Miles Kasey for the Internet Championship at Blaze Of Glory XII. Enjoy your trip down Loser Lane because I am the one driving you down Loser Lane to bring you to the Trash Landfill. Har har har!

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their comments and they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and the Network takes control of the broadcast and they cut the feed to the camera person assigned to Bill Barnhart and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / THIS IS MY TIME TO BECOME ROULETTE CHAMPION

« on: March 01, 2024, 08:59:05 PM »

THIS IS MY TIME TO BECOME ROULETTE CHAMPION

Narrator:  After the official Card for Climax Climax control 386 was announced I spoke with Bea Barnhart and I’m telling you that Bea is confident she will easily earn the Roulette Championship against Bobbie Dahl. Bea also had some choice words for Bobbie Dahl but I will let Bea present her comments to you rather than having me step on her comments. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is in Long Beach, California, for Climax Control 386.

When the scene opens we see Bea and Bill Barnhart at The Stand Up Comedy Club in Long Beach, California. We see a sign that says that their friend and neighbor in Lawrenceville, Georgia, Andrew, is doing a short stand-up comedy routine so they came to see him perform some new material.

Bea:  When Andrew called to let us know he was coming to Long Beach to perform at a Comedy Club I was so happy. Andrew told us he placed Iris in boarding at Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so she will be fine until Andrew returns to Lawrenceville.

Bill:  Andrew told me he is trying out some new material to see how this crowd reacts in areas outside of the State of Georgia. Depending on their reaction to his material he said he will either continue to use it for a time or change out the material to be more interesting and amusing for the different audiences. He said he asked to be the opening act as he has a short presentation and then he needs to catch a flight back to Atlanta to return home to Lawrenceville.

The Emcee for this stand-up comedy event steps to the mic and introduces Andrew.

Emcee:  Our first stand-up comedian for tonight comes from Lawrenceville, Georgia. He asked to be the opening act as he is presenting some of his new material to see what reactions he gets, so his time at the mic will be short. Please give him feedback during his presentation and please give a rousing welcome for Andrew Eide!!!

The crowd applauds and cheers as Andrew steps up to the mic and we can only hope that his material will be enough laughs so that Andrew will continue to include some of his new material in his future stand-up comedy routines.

Andrew:  There are some songs where people thought the lyrics said a certain thing and then they found out the real lyrics were something else. One example is the Rolling Stones song ANGIE. My friend told me he always thought the lyrics said IN JAIL. . .IN JAIL...then twenty years later he found out the lyrics said ANGIE. . .ANGIE.

Audience light laughter.

Andrew:  In the Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody the true lyrics are “Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me” and my friend told me he always thought the lyrics were “Beelzebub is the Devil’s disciple” and I am going HUH! Because I knew what the real lyrics were.

Audience moderate laughter.

Andrew:  They say that Owls are extremely smart. If that’s the case why are they always going WHO? WHO? WHO?

Audience moderate laughter.

Andrew:  My closing item is one of those cross the road items. So why did the Cow cross the road?

The audience yells out WE DON’T KNOW! WHY DID THE COW CROSS THE ROAD?

Andrew:  To get to the Udder side!!!

The audience bursts out in loud laughter. Andrew ends his stand-up comedy routine by thanking the audience then he steps off the stage to join Bea and Bill at their table.

Bea:  Nice new material Andrew. I like that you jumped to different topics and with items that make the audience members think.

Bill:  Nice work Andrew. Are you staying for Climax Control 386 where Bea is wrestling Bobbie Dahl for the Roulette Championship?

Andrew:  Sorry I can’t stay as I have a stand-up comedy assignment to do in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so I have to return to Lawrenceville this evening. I also have Iris in boarding at Camp Bow Wow and I want to bring her home where she is more comfortable. Thanks for coming to see me run some new material to the audience. From the reactions I got from the new material I may include some of it in my upcoming stand-up comedy routines.

Andrew stands up and excuses himself so he can catch his flight back to Atlanta, Georgia. Bill and Bea again thank Andew for inviting them to the stand-up comedy club to see him present his new information.

Bea and Bill look into the camera and they inform the viewers they will return to their hotel room and that Bea will continue her comments leading up to her Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl at Climax Control 386 from their hotel room. The Network puts up a notification that they will return shortly to continue with Bea’s comments concerning her upcoming match at Climax Control 386. The Network then cuts back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

AFTER A SHORT TIME THE NETWORK RETURNS TO BROADCASTING BEA AND BILL AT THEIR HOTEL ROOM IN LONG BEACH WHERE BEA CONTINUES HER COMMENTS CONCERNING HER UPCOMING ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH.

The camera shot shows Bea and Bill sitting next to each other in comfortable chairs. The camera person lets them know they are again live broadcasting.

Bea:  I would like to welcome everyone back as we are again live broadcasting. This time we are in our hotel room in Long Beach, California. Do you want to know something Bill?

Bill:  Sure. But I want you to know that I’m on camera with you to provide support for your Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 386 against Bobbie Dahl. It is your match so I would like to keep my comments to myself if that is okay with you. That is, of course, unless you ask me a direct question and want a response from me.

Bea:  Actually I would like you comment on what I’m about to say. You remember Andrew’s comedy routine where he uses the joke WHY DID THE COW CROSS THE ROAD? TO GET TO THE UDDER SIDE right?

Bill:  Of course I remember that joke from Andrew.

Bea:  Well I have one for Bobbie Dahl.

Bill:  I may regret this but please present your item for Bobbie Dahl.

Bea:  WHY DID BOBBIE DAHL CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE I PICKED HER FAT ASS UP WITH A FORKLIFT, DROVE HER TO THE OTHER SIDE, AND DUMPED HER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!

Bill:  Oh, my! I wasn’t expecting that one Bea! Just be careful as Bobbie Dahl is 110 pounds heavier than you. Bobbie could trip over her boot laces and fall on top of you and you might get hurt.

Bea:  I don’t give a damn how much taller or heavier any of my opponents are. Nothing will stop me from earning the Roulette Championship this time!

Bill:  Nice for you to be confident. Now if you will please excuse me I will sit off to the side as this camera time is for you to present your comments for your Bombshell Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl.

Bill stands up and moves to the side where the camera cannot get a shot of Bea and him at the same time so that Bea is the focus of the presentation.

STATISTICS

Bea:  Well, Bobbie, it won’t be much longer when the two of us step into the ring with you as the defending Bombshell Roulette Champion and me as the challenger for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. You defeated Alexandra Callaway for the Roulette Championship. So with that said let me tell you my win-loss record against Alexandra Callaway. I am 2-1 against Alexandra Callaway. You also recently defended the Bombshell Roulette Championship against Harper Mason. Want to know what my win-loss record is against Harper Mason? I am 1-0 against Harper. I admit that way way way back in May 2020, I had a match against you and I lost that match by pinfall. Also I was new to being a wrestler and our match in 2020 was only my ninth match as a wrestler. A hell of a lot has changed since then. I wouldn’t be opposite you in this match as the challenger for the Bombshell Roulette Championship if I didn’t earn my shot. If you think I am going to waste this opportunity then it proves you are not thinking clearly. I am walking into our match as the challenger and I am walking away from our match as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion.

Bea pauses her comments to ask Bill if he wishes to add to her comments and Bill informs Bea that he will not comment at this time Bea is free to continue with her comments.

THE BOTTOM LINE AND THE ONLY VALID OPTION FOR THE OUTCOME OF THE MATCH

Bea:  Bobbie I want you to listen intently and pay attention to what I’m saying. I know. . .I know. . .you focus on the dinner bell instead of other things as your weight proves that conclusion. You may think you will be able to waddle your fat ass into our match and easily dispose of me and walk away as still the Bombshell Roulette Champion. Well, Bobbie, what you think doesn’t mean a damn thing to me as I’m the one who is going to easily dispose of you and I will walk away as the newly crowned Bombshell Roulette Champion.

Bea flashes a smile.

Bea:  Bobbie you may be heavier than me but you do not have an advantage over me simply because you are obese. You are also one inch shorter than I am. The downside, for you anyway, is that with you carrying 110 pounds more weight than me you will get tired, exhausted, and worn down, quickly because you have to use most your energy to lug your fat ass around the ring. Knowing how people with your condition are maybe all that is needed to get the win over you is to have one of the fans toss a Snickers Bar into the ring and you will knock yourself out diving on top of the Snickers Bar for a quick snack. HA HA HA!!!

Bea takes a bit of time to recover from her laughing over her comment about Bobbie Dahl diving onto a Snickers Bar.

Bea:  Let me put this straight up to you. . .of course by using simple phrases and terms so that you will understand what I’m saying. . .because you need to be well informed of where you stand when facing me. I will try not to talk too fast so that you will be able to understand what I’m saying. I am quicker than you in the ring. I will run rings around you since you have to lug around extra weight and I don’t have that weight problem. I have a 130 IQ which puts me in the Genius category which means I can out-think you as fast as the speed of light. I have many maneuvers and holds that result in opponents submitting to me. Oh how I enjoy an opponent getting locked in one of my submission holds and listening to them beg me to release the hold, and begging the Referee to make me release the hold, and listening to the Referee tell opponent that I’m not doing anything illegal or against the rules.

Bea chuckles.

Bea:  Trust me on this one Bobbie. You are not able to intimidate and scare me. However I’ve heard people talking that when you walk into an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet the owners of the Buffet are intimidated because they know they will go bankrupt after you finish eating. Har har har!!! Try to intimidate me Bobbie! I dare you to try! Let me give you a Tagalog phrase to let you know what I honestly think of you. That phrase is IKAW AY ISANG MATABANG BABOY and the literal translation is YOU ARE A FAT PIG and if you take offense to that then try to shut me up. Good luck trying to shut me up Bobbie.

Bea lets out an sinister laugh.

Bea:  Bobbie people have asked me questions about how I feel being in various wrestling matches and I have always given them my honest responses. Here are a few of those questions and my responses to them. I am often asked if I feel bad having a 130 Genius level IQ while facing opponents who have an IQ level lower than a pile of dog shit. My response? Nah! I don’t feel bad being more intelligent than my opponents. I am often asked if I feel good when forcing an opponent to submit for my win in the match? Absolutely! Positively! Without a doubt! I feel fantastic when I have an opponent locked into a submission hold and they whine, cry, scream out from the pain, and beg the Referee to stop the match! Recently I’ve been having everyone ask me if I honestly believe I will defeat you to become the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion and my response is a resounding HELL YEAH I WILL DEFEAT BOBBIE DAHL AND BECOME THE NEXT BOMBSHELL ROULETTE CHAMPION!!!

Bea gives a sad look into the camera before flashing a huge smile into the camera.

Bea:  I’m sorry, Bobbi, that I verbally slam dunked you. . .verbally humiliate you. . .and verbally reveal the truth about how pathetic you are. Then again someone had to do it so I took the opportunity and verbally slam dunked you. You were warned by many people that I’m not someone you should take lightly but of course you failed to listen to the warnings. What happens to you in our match will be because you failed to listen to me and everyone else.

Bea informs the camera person she will make her final comments and when she is done they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Bobbie you think you are a mean girl but you don’t know what a mean girl is. I defeated a gang of mean girls from my High School and College in the Philippines and I walked away without a scratch but all the mean girls left the scene as damaged goods. After me and Bill moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia, I was shopping in Sugarloaf Mills Mall in Lawrenceville. A gang of around 6 to 8 mean girls got themselves into their mean sarcastic mode. I tried to ignore them but they started pushing and shoving me and demanding a fight. I told them I don’t feel like fighting 6 to 8 of them at the same time but I would love to fight them one at a time. Those mean girls at the mall didn’t like that suggestion, as they prefer to work together as a pack, so they rushed me. Guess what happened Georgie? I whupped all their asses and left them on the floor of the mall with bruises, cuts, and broken bones. Those mean girls tried to convince Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police that I started the fight but the security camera footage proved they started the fight and they were arrested. Me? I left Sugarloaf Mills Mall and went free of charges as I was in self-defense mode.

Bea roars with laughter.

Bea:  When the Roulette Wheel gets the spin for our match I honestly don’t care where the wheel lands. There isn’t a stipulation or rules on the Roulette Wheel that intimidates me. Whether the Roulette Wheel stops on a spot that states the match is with brutal weapons. . .or a street fight. . .or a bar room brawl. . .or all of the items listed on the Roulette Wheel combined. . .or absolutely no rules or disqualifications. . .I will still win our match as I adapt to the type of match and I will win. Bobbie please have a nice time leading up to our match because the instant the bell rings to start our match you are doomed!

After Bea delivers her final comments she turns to look at Bill who is giving Bea two thumbs up as his approval rating for Bea’s comments concerning her upcoming match. Bea returns her look into the camera and after a short time the Network cuts the camera feed and our scree goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING SELEANA ZDUNICH AGAIN

« on: February 02, 2024, 08:08:46 PM »

I AM FACING SELEANA ZDUNICH AGAIN

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bea Barnhart and I asked her how she feels facing Seleana Zdunich for the sixth time and Bea responded that after facing Seleana five times and losing five times to Seleana that this is her time to turn those statistics around by defeating Seleana at Climax Control 385.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bea Barnhart who is out shopping, along with her husband Bill Barnhart, and the roving camera person asks if they mind if they broadcast what they are doing and both Bea and Bill consent to allowing the camera person to broadcast what they are doing. Bea and Bill accept and the camera person thanks them for this privilege.

A WOMAN ALWAYS NEEDS MORE CLOTHING

Bea and Bill walk down the street, with the camera person following them, and Bea spots a high end store that has nice dresses on display. Bea quickly enters the store dragging Bill along by her holding and pulling on his arm. Being a typical male Bill isn’t thrilled to be dragged into a store to look at dresses for women. Now if it was a Sporting Goods store Bill would be thrilled to be dragged into the store to browse.

Bea:  Ooooooo!!! Bill!!! I’ve been utilizing my light blue dress when serving as your Manager for several years. Now that I see these dresses on display I can get several different color dresses to wear when serving as your Manager. That way I can wear a color that fits my mood I am in when I am going to serve as your Manager for your match. If I’m in a mellow mood I can continue to wear my light blue dress that I’ve been using up to now. If I’m in an angry mood I would wear a red dress. If I’m in a dizzy or silly mood I would wear a yellow dress. And if I feel totally evil and mean I would wear a black dress. Nothing works to perk me up like purchasing three new dresses to use when serving as your Manager.

Bill lets out a *sigh* and Bea knows that Bill is not much for clothes shopping so she moves ahead with the purchase of the Red, Yellow, and Black, dresses. Bill is shocked when the total cost of the dresses comes to nearly $500.

Bea:  Oh, Bill, I know you’re a typical male who doesn’t enjoy shopping for anything and even more so when it comes to shopping for clothing for women. I’m paying for these new dresses with my business Credit Card. For those who are watching, and don’t already know, as a side line of work as a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and serving as Bill’s Manager, I continue to do my consulting work. I make good money in my consulting work so, Bill, I’m paying for these dresses with MY money, from MY consulting work, so relax okay.

Bill:  Yeah. . .okay. . .but you should owe me something for dragging me into a woman’s clothing store where you’re purchasing new dresses even though the new dresses will be used by you when serving as my Manager. Maybe you can treat me to a huge meal at an all-you-can-eat buffet?

Bea:  Of course! Let me get my dresses purchase completed then we can return to our hotel and drop off the dresses and then I’ll search for an all-you-can-eat buffet nearby.

Bill:  Thanks.

Bea informs the camera person that they will return to their hotel to drop her newly purchased dresses off and then she and Bill will have dinner at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Bea asks the camera person to remain at their hotel, in the lobby, until they return from their dinner. Bea tells the camera person when they return she and Bill will invite them to their room where Bea will finish the remainder of her comments for her upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 385. The camera person cuts their camera feed to grant the privacy that Bea and Bill have asked for.

BEA AND BILL HAVE RETURNED FROM HAVING DINNER AT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET

Bea and Bill walk into the lobby of their hotel and greet the camera person assigned to them. They invite the camera person to come to their room and to get their camera set up so they can continue live broadcasting.

After a short time the camera person has their equipment set up and they fire up their camera and their camera is now live broadcasting and they inform Bea and Bill of that fact.

Bea:  Before I go into comments for my upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich I wish to address an issue that took place during Bill’s match against Rodrigo Afonso at Climax Control 384. During the match there were several times where the Referee failed to call a foul on Rodrigo Afonso for violating the rules. This included things such as throwing Bill outside of the ring then attacking him outside of the ring. When I confronted Rodrigo Afonso for his offense he threatened to hit me also. When I complained to the Referee they told me to shut up or they will remove me from ringside as Bill’s Manager. A short time after that incident Rodrigo was pulling stuff again so I again confronted the Referee and they banned me from ringside even though I did nothing wrong and I’m legally Bill’s Manager for his matches. If anyone wishes to review that match and see what Afonso did to Bill and how poorly the Referee treated me then go for it.

Bill:  Unfortunately not all the Referees have the right mindset to be in the ring officiating matches.

Bea:  Do you care to name those Referees you are referring to?

Bill:  Nah! I don’t want to jeopardize my future matches by calling out certain Referees and then have them screw me over in my matches because I told the truth about them. Management needs to watch what the Referees do and they are the ones who need to take disciplinary action against offending Referees.

Bea:  Okay.

BEA BEGINS HER COMMENTS ON HER UPCOMNG MATCH AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea thanks the camera person for how quickly they got their camera set up and that they are live broadcasting now.

Bea and Bill position two chairs in front of the camera and when the camera person lets them know they are getting a good shot of both of them Bea starts the comments.

BEA’S HISTORY AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea pulls out a small sheet of paper which she unfolds and holds in front of her.

Bea:  On this piece of paper is my win-loss record against Seleana Zdunich. That is the only information I will present about my record against Seleana. There’s no need to mention our heights and weights as, to be honest, most of the time the height and weight of the wrestlers facing each other has little effect on the outcome of the match.

Bill:  Yes I found that out when I lost my match to Rodrigo Afonso who is way shorter and lighter than I am. I got cocky and arrogant and that distraction cost me the match. Sorry to interrupt you Bea. Please continue with your comments concerning your match with Seleana.

Bea:  Here is my history in matches against Seleana Zdunich. Since I started wrestling in Sin City Wrestling I’ve had five matches against Seleana Zdunich. I am honest in that I lost all five of those matches by pinfall. I could try to explain it away as all of those losses were due to me being new to the sport of wrestling. However I will not do that because some of those matches took place after I have been in the sport of wrestling for over one year and into my second year. Being honest about it Seleana proved to be a better wrestler than I was during those five matches and what I need to do is step up my game, take the match to Seleana, defeat her at Climax Control 385, and walk away with a win against Seleana on my record.

Bill:  Are you sure you can do it Bea?

Bea:  Absolutely. . .without a doubt. . .I got the win in this upcoming match!

Bill:  Please inform the viewers what you are doing, with my assistance, to ensure a victory over Seleana Zdunich.

BEA’S STRATEGY AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea:  So. . .what is my strategy going into my sixth match against Seleana Zdunich? Me, along with Bill, are going to review my previous five matches against Seleana. We will review those matches at regular speed. . .then review them again using slow-motion. . .then review them again using a stop-action feature and zooming in on the action. This way I can see what Seleana does to get ready to apply a move or hold and create a way to counter those moves and holds before she can use them, or apply them, on me.

Bill:  There have been numerous wrestlers over the decades who always did something before delivering what some would call their winning move. I won’t mention names as I don’t care to mention wrestlers from other wrestling federations who had this happen against them. However I will tell you that when we find out the quirks of Seleana, and the numerous things she always does before she delivers a move or a blow, then Bea will be one step ahead of her for the entire match.

Bea:  Thanks for your assistance in this Bill.

Bill:  I’m always here for you.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea informs the camera person that she will deliver her closing comments for her match against Seleana Zdunich. She tells the camera person that when she is done she will let them know so they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Selena. . .after the card for Climax Control  385 was published, and I saw I again have a match against you, I started thinking of what this match means in the area of how fans support you and how other wrestlers seem to want to bow at your feet and worship you as a wrestling goddess. While I was running concepts through my mind I happened to come across a news article concerning Crypto Currency, which is also known at Bitcoin, and I felt what the article stated was a perfect analogy to use.

Bill:  Bea told me what she was going to talk about. I do the same at times but my comparisons did not include the subject matter Bea is using.

Bea:  The article stated that everyone needs to jump on the bandwagon and invest in Crypto Currency, also known at Bitcoin, because they state that the value of the Crypto Currency is likely to go up 400 percent in 2024. This caught my attention due to the fact that everyone is pushing each other to the side to get to you, Seleana, to get on your bandwagon, because they buy into your bullshit.

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  After reading that article I had to ask why people continue to invest in Crypto Currency. This is not real money people. It is just someone going online and telling you if you invest your real money in Crypto Currency with them, instead of investing real money with a legitimate and legal company or organization, they will give you shares of their Crypto Currency. You need to know that the Federal Government doesn’t regulate Crypto Currency as they regulate other financial institutions that handle real investments of real money. International Law doesn’t regulate Crypto Currency either. It cannot be held in your hands to physically make purchases.

Bea again gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  Let me enlighten those of you who have been sitting in the dark for so damn long that you don’t even recognize the light and the truth when you see it. Ask yourself this question. How many times over the past ten years has someone who managed Crypto Currency, from those Sheep-people who gave them millions of dollars, with the guarantee of doubling the value of your money, or more than doubling the value of your money, from those people and then they claim the value disappeared world-wide and you have no money left. Straight up these scammers changing your real money into Crypto Currency, then making a guarantee that your money will double, triple, or increase even more. It happened at least four times recently that I know of. Get real people! Stop falling for scams!

Bea motions to the camera person that she will make a final comment and then they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  The fans who always support you, Seleana, are like those Sheep-people who blindly follow the lies of the scammers who manage Crypto Currency. While the people who manage the Crypto Currency scam people out of their money by making guarantees that their money will increase in value immensely, then they steal the money, you, Seleana, are like those Crypto Currency scammers who lie to get people to follow them. You can trust me on this one, Seleana, that when I soundly defeat you at Climax Control 385 the fans will come running to me as they know I’m not the scammer. . .you are. They know if they support me I will not turn my back on them as you have done. They know that the value of their investment of time and support of me as a wrestler is a fantastic investment that will reap for them more than TEN times what they put into supporting me. Deal with all I have said today Seleana. You have no way out of a loss to me.

Bea motions to the camera person to let them know she is done with her comments and they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network and they Network lets them know it is okay to cut their camera feed and they do so and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT I CAN RESPECT BUT...

« on: January 26, 2024, 08:20:33 PM »

RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT I RESPECT BUT...

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bill Barnhart, before I came on camera, concerning his upcoming match against Rodrigo Afonso at Climax Control 384. The official Card for Climax Control 384 states that Bill is still a bit upset he lost the Golden Briefcase Match, that Rodrigo Afonso ended up winning, and that he wanted another match, this time a one-on-one match instead of the multi-wrestler match. Apparently Rodrigo Afonso accepted the match request as the one-on-one match between Bill Barnhart and Rodrigo Afonso takes place on Sunday, January 28, 2024, I will now turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart at the Dollar Loan Center in Henderson, Nevada.

RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT BILL BARNHART RESPECTS BUT. . .

The scene comes into focus as the roving cameraman person focuses their camera on Bill and Bea Barnhart as they are relaxing in their dressing room at the Dollar Loan Center in Henderson, Nevada. Both are casually dressed and when the camera person informs them that they are live broadcasting Bill and Bea start their comments for Bill’s upcoming match against Rodrigo Afonso.

Bill:  Rodrigo I want to get several items out of the way early in my comments concerning our upcoming match. First I will talk about how we measure up to each other in the height and weight categories. I come into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. You come into our match at 5 feet 6 inches and 170 pounds. Wow! Since this is a one-on-one match, so that you don’t have other wrestlers involved in the match to help you get a win, like you had in the Golden Briefcase Match, what does this mean for our match? It means that I have 10 inches of height over you and 70 pounds of weight. With that height and weight advantage I have over you I find it amusing. I mean, come on Rodrigo, if you just look in my direction, and then you think about how you might be able to try to pick me up and body slam me, you will sprain your back and get a hernia just visualizing our height and weight differences. Me, on the other hand, look at you like a dog looks at their squeaky toy that they bite, chew on, and toss it around the house because, after all, beating the stuffings out of your squeaky toy is fun and amusing. I am The Bulldog Bill Barnhart and you, Rodrigo, are my squeaky toy that I will beat the stuffing out of.

Bea:  Nicely stated Bill.

Bill:  Rodrigo when you enter the ring for our match you need to understand several things. This is not a Golden Briefcase match where you climb up a ladder and remove a briefcase that is hanging on a hook over the ring. No, Afonso, there is no briefcase to pull off a hook to win our match. No, Rodrigo, there are no other opponents in the match to run interference for you. No, Afonso, there’s no way in hell you are going to pick me up and body slam me when I weigh 70 pounds more than you do and I am ten inches taller than you. As I mentioned previously for me to toss you around the ring is like a dog attacking their squeaky toy and throwing it around he house. For you trying to pick me up and shove me around would be like you trying to pick up a car and trying to shove it around.

Bea:  I wish to remind Rodrigo Afonso that I am in your corner as your official licensed Manager and that I will not tolerate any cheating by Rodrigo or his friends.

Bill takes a look at his watch and he realizes there is a short time left for his air time to present additional comments for his match against Rodrigo Afonso.

Bill:  Bea it appears we have a limited amount of time to close up our comments for my match at Climax Control 384 so I will launch into my closing comments but please feel free to add your comments if you desire.

Bea:  Okay.

Bill:  At this time, Rodrigo, I wish to restate something I stated earlier. Although I congratulate you on the win in the Golden Briefcase match I did, in fact, ask to have this match with you at Climax Control 384. You probably want to know my reason and I will tell you my valid reason why I requested this match. One of the reasons you were able to grab the Golden Briefcase that was hanging above the ring was that you need to take into consideration that there were FOUR wrestlers in that match. Had that match been just me and you I would have won so easily that you wouldn’t even be able to remember that I defeated you as it would have happened so quickly.

Bea:  That was a nice, and amusing, comment Bill.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Now, Rodrigo, here’s how our match is going to go at Climax Control 384. I’m telling you this now so that when what I state here does, in fact, happen you will not be shocked. Coming into this match you know that when you lose this match to me you still retain possession of the Golden Briefcase. So the only thing you will lose when I soundly defeat you, and totally humiliate you in the process, will be respect from the fans. . .respect from the other wrestlers. . .and you will lose your confidence and have doubts about your wrestling ability from our match until you finally cash in the Golden Briefcase and lose that match also.

Bea:  Dang Bill! Hard comments there!

Bill:  I previously mentioned that I respect you, Rodrigo, for being in a four-way match for the Golden Briefcase but you only won due to have four wrestlers in the match. I can’t change the match, the rules of the match, or the fact that you took advantage of having four wrestlers going at each other, and you were the one who gained possession of the Golden Briefcase. Yes. . .for that I respect you. . .but also I cannot have the ultimate level respect for you as you did not defeat me one-on-one in that match.

Bea:  You told me about having a unique sense of where you are at all times during a match, and what your opponent is up to, and that it allows you to counter before your opponent can act.

Bill:  Yes I will present that information before I make my final closing comments. Rodrigo I have a very unique sense of where I am at all times during a wrestling match. I have a very unique sense of where my opponent is and what they are up to. The definition of my unique sense while wrestling means I have common sense. . .uncommon sense...and you could even say I have Spidey Sense. . .in that I know when something is coming my way and I am able to react before that something hits me. Simply put, Afonso, you are at my mercy in our upcoming match but I will show no mercy towards you.

Bea:  Anything else you want to say to Rodrigo before we end this session?

Bill:  Yes, Bea, I have additional closing comments to make and then I’m done. Rodrigo have you noticed the actions of Orcas, otherwise known as Killer Whales, and Sharks when they hunt down their prey? Orcas tend to hunt Seals and they also tend to toy around with them like they are playing with them before eating them. Sharks, on the other hand, are more likely to just come at prey and gobble them down. So, Rodrigo, now that you have those mental images in your mind now you need to understand that you are the prey and I am a combination of a Shark and an Orca. I may play around with you for a bit before destroying you but I will destroy you. Have fun Afonso. . .while you can still have fun. . .while leading up to our match at Climax Control 384. . .and please enjoy the wild trip I will put you on during our match.

Bill gives a CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / FACING THE BROKEN LYON

« on: January 19, 2024, 08:46:15 PM »

FACING THE BROKEN LYON WHO WILL BE MORE BROKEN WHEN I GET DONE WITH HIM

Narrator:  When the official Card for Climax Control 383 was announced Bill found it odd that they put “Unbreakable” Eddie Lyons up against him. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is at his hotel room near the Bank of Colorado Arena, in Greeley, Colorado, where Sin City Wrestling will be holding Climax Control 383.

FACING A BROKEN LYON WHO WILL BE MORE BROKEN WHEN BILL BARNHART GETS DONE WITH HIM

When the scene in Bill Barnhart’s hotel room at a hotel near the Bank of Colorado Arena located in Greeley, Colorado, we see both Bill and Bea Barnhart. They are in the main area of their hotel room and they pull up two chairs from the dining area and sit in front of the camera.

Bill:  Welcome to another edition of me speaking the truth to you and you accepting the truth. However if you do not wish to accept the truth that’s your problem and not mine. At Climax Control 383 I am facing off against an opponent named “UNBREAKABLE” EDDIE LYONS. Since the official Card for Climax Control 383 has been posted it is now public knowledge so I wish to comment on what it says on that card about my match against Eddie Lyons.

Bill holds up a copy of the official card for Climax Control 383 and he reads the comments on his match.

Bill:  I will read directly from the official Card for Climax Control 383. If you doubt anything I state you are free to check with others to see if I am telling the truth or not. On the official Card for Climax Control 383 here is what it says about my match against Eddie Lyons. “THE UNBREAKABLE ONE” IS DETERMINED TO CLAW HIS WAY BACK INTO CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION AND MAKE THE MOST OUT OF EVERY OPPORTUNITY HANDED TO HIM.” Then the comments go into general comments about him facing me.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  Let me ask you all a question. If Eddie Lyons is, in fact, UNBREAKABLE then how come he needs to claw his way back into Championship contention? Wouldn’t he already be in the contention category and be receiving Championship matches? Ahhh...there ya go! Bill Barnhart has, once again, told you the truth and the truth I tell hits hard, especially on Eddie Lyons. Sounds to me like the UNBREAKABLE Eddie Lyons is already broken. You know the story right? Like Humpty Dumpty. He was broken and they were unable to put him back together again.

Bea:  And to ensure everyone knows what is going on I am the official licensed Manager for Bill and I will be in his corner for this match to ensure that the Referee calls a fair match, that Eddie Lyons doesn’t cheat and violate the rules, and to ensure nobody runs in to save Eddie Lyons from his defeat to Bill Barnhart.

HOW TO BILL BARNHART AND EDDIE LYONS MEASURE UP FOR THIS MATCH?

Bill:  Well, Eddie, how are you feeling today? I’m feeling fantastic knowing that I will defeat you and drop you further down in the rankings. For the benefit of our viewers I would like to present our height and weight statistics so they can see what our match consists of. I’m coming into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. You, Eddie, are coming into our match at 5 feet 10 inches and 230 pounds. Shall we do some evaluation of that? You are 6 inches shorter than me but you carry nearly the same amount of weight that I do. That means you will wear down quicker than I will. Awwww. . .doesn’t that make you cringe? Well at least that makes me smile.

Bea:  Nothing like a wrestling opponent coming into a match looking like they swallowed a few whole watermelons eh Bill?

Bill:  An interesting observation Bea.

Bill and Bea burst out in loud laughter at Bea’s comment. When they stop laughing their comments continue.

WHAT IS NEXT FOR EDDIE LYONS AFTER BILL BARNHART DEFEATS HIM IN THIS MATCH?

Bill:  Eddie when I started my comments for my presentation today I read to you the official information off the official Card for Climax Control 383. It flatly stated that you have failed a lot recently and you are struggling to return to the top in the rankings. Unfortunately, for you anyway, you are assigned to face me in a wrestling match and that simply means you are going to drop further down in the rankings and maybe far enough that you will consider permanent retirement.

Bea:  Want me to ask the Network to put up the graphic you sent to them?

Bill:  After I provide lead-in comments to the graphic. Eddie you are like an old, worn out, beat up, and rusty car that has served out the usable lifespan of the car. The car no longer runs. The car is rusting away. The car is broken and filthy. And do you know what they do when cars get to that stage in their life?

Bea motions to the camera person to tell the Network to put up the graphic Bill sent to them for this purpose and the graphic pops up on the screen.

The graphic is up on the screen and we see an automobile junkyard filled with old, worn out, broken, rusty, and dirty automobiles.

Bill:  Well, Eddie, let me welcome you to your new home after I defeat you and send you so far down in the rankings you would need the Hubble Space Telescope to see up to my level. You will be sent into retirement, just as the automobiles in this graphic on the screen. You will be in permanent retirement without any hope of returning to active wrestling. Enjoy your retirement Eddie because I’m damn sure going to enjoy sending you into permanent retirement!

Bea informs the camera person that they will take a short break and that the camera person can meet them at the Starbucks location at 2000 16th Street in Greeley, Colorado.

BILL AND BEA ARE AT STARBUCKS LOCATED AT 2000 16TH STREET IN GREELEY, COLORADO

The camera person is set up and they are focused on Bill and Bea Barnhart at Starbucks. Bill and Bea are sitting at a table and both are drinking Java Chip Frappuccino. The two look into the camera and continue their comments concerning Bill’s upcoming match against Eddie Lyons.

Bill:  Me and Bea decided to come to Starbucks for our coffee drinks and to be able to allow fans in this area to ask us questions while we are enjoying our coffee.

Bea:  That offer by myself and Bill is rare in the sport of wrestling. Most of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are arrogant and unapproachable. We, on the other hand, are nice and friendly and approachable. We want the fans to know that we are real people just like they are.

Bill spots some people walking to where they table is. Bill greets them and lets them know they are welcome to ask anything they want of myself and Bea.

Person One:  Bill I hope you defeat Eddie Lyons and keep moving up in the rankings. I would like to see you earn the Roulette Championship for the third time but I am also looking forward to the day you become World Heavyweight Champion.

Bill:  Thank you for the kind words. I hope those things come about soon also. By the way do you and your family have tickets to Climax Control 383?

Person One:  No. Unfortunately the event is sold out so we were too late to obtain tickets.

Bea:  Today is going to be a good day for you. As wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling we are often given the pleasure of obtaining extra tickets to give to someone in need. How many people are in your family?

Person One:  Just myself and my spouse.

Bill:  Congratulations! Bea please present to this nice person two tickets for Climax Control 383.

Bea hands two tickets to the person and they are very thankful of the kindness of Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Another person approaches Bill and Bea but this person doesn’t seem to be in a good mood. Even so Bill and Bea are polite and ask them if they would like to ask a question to either of them.

Person Two:  No I do not want to ask you a question! I don’t like you two! I want to see Eddie Lyons beat you down and toss you in the trash Bill! How does that make you feel?

Bill:  It makes me feel good when I have an affect on someone even if that affect is negative. Do you have tickets for Climax Control 383?

Person Two:  Yes I do. When I saw the Climax Control 383 Card and saw you have a match against Eddie Lyons I immediately purchased tickets for the event. No price to too high for me to pay to watch you get your ass handed to you!

Bill:  Glad I am able to inspire you. Thank you for your comments.

The angry person walks out of Starbucks as they are obviously upset that even with all the negative things they said Bill Barnhart was nice and polite to them.

A family of four persons, consisting of a Mother, Father, and two children, a girl and a boy, both around 10 years of age, approach the table where Bill and Bea are located.

Person Three:  Thank you for being open with us fans of wrestling. Me and my family love watching both of you wrestle. We heard you were giving tickets to Climax Control 383 if fans didn’t have their own but we are okay as we purchased four tickets for Climax Control 383. What my two kids want to ask for is if both of you would be willing to place your autographs on the backs of their hands.

Huge smiles come on the face of Bill and Bea.

Bea:  That is so sweet. Of course me and Bill will sign both hands of both of your children.

Bill:  So nice to know we are having a positive impact on young kids.

Bea begins by signing the hand of the man’s daughter while Bill begins by signing the hand of the man’s son. Then they switch children so Bea and Bill can sign their other hands. The two children are thrilled to have met two wrestling superstars and that they were able to be autographed by them. The family thanks Bill and Bea for their kindness and they turn and exit Starbucks.

Bea:  Wow, Bill, we don’t usually get requests for autographs on their body like they asked. That was a nice change.

Bill:  I agree. Since we are done with our coffee let’s return to our hotel room to close up our comments for my upcoming match against Eddie Lyons at Climax Control 383.

Bea informs the camera person to return to their hotel room and get set up so they can broadcast their closing comments leading up to Bill’s match against Eddie Lyons.

After a short break the camera person fires up their camera in the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart and the two launch into their closing comments for Bill’s match at Climax Control 383 against Eddie Lyons.

Bill:  Well, Eddie, how the hell are you feeling leading up to our match at Climax Control 383? As far as I know at this point in time our match is scheduled to be Standard Rules with a win obtained by pinfall, submission, knockout, count-out, or disqualification. What that means, Eddie, is that I will obtain the win against you by pinfall, submission, knockout, count-out, or disqualification. Honestly I don’t care which way I win as I already know I am winning our match.

Bea:  Just a reminder for you Eddie. I am the legal and licensed Manager of Bill Barnhart. I have the right to be in Bill’s corner during his matches. My purpose serving as Manager in Bill’s corner while Bill is involved in a match is to ensure his opponent doesn’t violate the rules, use illegal weapons, or they hire interference in the match to try to cheat Bill out of the win. I will do everything I can to counter any of these illegal actions by an opponent Bill is facing.

Bill:  Thanks Bea! Nice to have someone watching the match as the Referees are not always able to see everything as once.

Bea:  I’m always here for you.

Bill:  Well, Eddie, in a short time we will be at Climax Control 383 and our match will begin. As soon as the bell rings to officially start our match you are doomed. Doomed to failure. Doomed to lose our match. Doomed to receive a beat down you will remember for decades. I can just imaging you rushing off into retirement and sitting around the retirement home telling stories about when you were a wrestler. Just make sure you tell the other retirees how hard I beat you down and defeated you at Climax Control 383. And think of the benefit of being in the Retirement home Eddie. Most of the other retirees probably can’t remember what was said to them an hour ago so if you continue to tell them the story of how I soundly beat you down and caused you to go into retirement to the other retirees it will be as if they heard that story for the first time.

Bea:  Ha ha ha! Oh, my, Bill! That’s some funny stuff!

Bill:  We will find out how funny Eddie Lyons thinks it is after I force him into retirement.

Bea informs the camera person that she and Bill will present their last comments in a moment then the camera person can cut their camera feed and the camera person acknowledges Bea’s comment.

Bea:  Eddie please don’t start talking crap and complaining that you feel the only reason I’m in Bill’s corner as his manager is to interfere in his match with you. For damn sure you know I don’t do that and my purpose at ringside is as I previously mentioned.

Bill:  So what about me Eddie? When you violate the rules such as hitting me with a closed-fist punch and I return the punch are you going to whine to the Referee that I hit you with an illegal blow? Hah! You can try to accuse me of hitting you with an illegal blow first but our Referee will have seen you hit me first so you will be on the Referee’s bad side. When you violate the rules such as the Referee calling for a break because I am on the ropes and you punch me on the break and handing you a warning what are you going to do? Are you going to tell the Referee that I hit you during the break first? Nice try but that shit isn’t going to work in our match. The bottom line in our match is simple. If you use illegal blows, punches, or maneuvers, or use weapons on me, then for damn sure I will retaliate. In every instance, even if the Referee issues a warning to both of us, you will be the one in trouble because the Referee saw you doing the illegal behavior first. And, finally, if you attempt to do illegal crap during our match with the intention of injuring me to try to put me out of the sport of wrestling I will be on you so quickly, beating the piss out of you, for trying to end my wrestling career. I damn sure hope what we have said has gotten deep in your head and you have enough sense not to violate the rules in our match. Otherwise what happens to you will not be held against me. See you on Sunday at Climax Control 383.

Bea gives the CUT sign to the camera person and they cut their camera feed and the Network returns to the programming scheduled for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / I AM GOING TO BE YOUR NEW WORLD BOMBSHELL CHAMPION

« on: January 12, 2024, 08:43:18 PM »

I AM GOING TO DEFEAT JULIANNA DIMARIA AND BECOME YOUR NEW WORLD OMBSHELL CHAMPION

Narrator:  I just got off of a phone call with Bea Barnhart. She told me the official Card for Climax Control 382 is posted and that she is in the Main Event against Julianna DiMaria and it is a World Bombshell Championship match. Although Bea told me she would love to challenge for more Championships during 2024 she wasn’t expecting a shot at a Championship, especially the World Bombshell Championship, this soon in 2024. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart, along with her husband Bill, in Loveland, Colorado where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 382 at the Blue Arena on Sunday, January 14, 2024.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Loveland, Colorado. We notice that both Bea and Bill are in casual attire but we are not sure yet where they are broadcasting from. When the camera person pulls back on their shot of Bea and Bill and we notice they are standing in front of the wrestling ring where the wrestling matches for Climax Control 382 will be held.

WHEN AN OPPORTUNITY IS HANDED TO YOU THEN YOU NEED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT OPPORTUNITY AS YOU DON’T KNOW WHEN THE NEXT OPPORTUNITY WILL COME YOUR WAY

We get a camera shot of Bea and Bill Barnhart sitting at the Announcers Table in the Blue Arena. We take note that Bea is wearing her trademark light blue dress that she normally wears when she serves as Manager for Bill during his matches. Bill, however, is casually dressed in blue jeans and a yellow pullover shirt. Bea, realizing the camera person is now live broadcasting, smiles into the camera and she begins her comments leading up to her World Bombshell Championship match against the current Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Champion Julianna DiMaria.

Bea:  I wish to thank the viewers who tuned in today to listen to my comments leading up to my World Bombshell Championship match against Julianna DiMaria at Climax Control 382. This upcoming edition of Climax Control takes place on Sunday, January 14th and it takes place at the Blue Arena in Loveland, Colorado.

Bill:  Were you surprised that you were assigned for a shot at  the World Bombshell Championship this soon in 2024?

Bea:  I was sure that during 2024 I would get a shot at numerous Championships, including the World Bombshell Championship, but I’ll admit I wasn’t expecting a shot at the World Bombshell Championship this early in the year. So before I go into comments concerning my upcoming match I wish to thank Sin City Wrestling Management for assigning me to this World Bombshell Championship match early in 2024. You know how they say that you should never question something good when it drops in your lap. And, Julianna, trust me that I will take advantage of this opportunity and I will defeat you and be crowned the new World Bombshell Champion in Sin City Wrestling.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea.

HOW DO BEA BARNHART AND JULIANNA DIMARIA MEASURE UP AND DO THEY HAVE PREVIOUS HISTORY IN THE RING?

Bea:  I come into our match at five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds and you, Julianna, come into our match at five feet five inches and one hundred twenty-five pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us in this match. That means this match comes down do who performs the best in this match and that will be me of course.

Bea points to herself then she gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bea:  Now, of course, Julianna, I expect you to focus on the only match we’ve had against each other. That match was on September 10, 2023, at Climax Control 371. It was a good match between us and you managed to get me into a position where you managed to win by submission. That, however, was a one-time fluke win for you. That was a one-time event where you got lucky. That was a one-time glitch in the time matrix that you managed to use to your advantage. People do get lucky once in a while Julianna. You’ve probably heard the comment that EVEN A BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS AN ACORN OCCASIONALLY. Okay, so YOU as the blind squirrel managed to find an acorn at Climax Control 371 but you will not find anything during our match at Climax Control 382 except for an ass kicking at my hands. There will be no fluke win for you in our match. There will be no quirky lucky stuff to get you a cheap win over me. The time matrix has been fixed so there will be no glitches in the time matrix to allow you to get a cheap win over me. There can be only one winner in our match and that winner is ME!

Bill:  Damn, Bea, you’re on a roll. . .way to go!

Bea:  I learned a lot being married to you and I’m not done yet Bill. I still have a lot of information to present to Julianna so that she knows where she stands when in my presence.

WHAT OTHER THINGS DOES BEA BARNHART BRING TO THIS MATCH?

Bea:  Julianna I want to present information for you to process in your brain. Well. . .okay. . .I understand that with your limited brain processing power that most of what I will tell you will just cause your head to hurt. . .and you still won’t have the slightest idea what I ‘ talking about. . .but I will still present the information so that maybe. . .just maybe. . .some of what I say will actually make sense to you.

Bea lets out a loud laugh then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Julianna I know that I don’t have an overwhelmingly great win-loss record in Sin City Wrestling. That happens at times but I’m a person who takes her career one match at a time. The concept isn’t how many matches you win. The concept is to make the most of the matches you have won. Since the time I started wrestling in Sin City Wrestling I have made opponents submit six times for my win. Did you understand that Julianna or do you have problem comprehending numbers? Not only have I won six matches by submission four of those submission wins were against a wrestler who claimed she was the best in the business. So where is that wrestler who claimed she was the best wrestler in the business now? Nobody knows. She left the sport of wrestling I guess. No loss to Sin City Wrestling that’s for sure. Take what I told you about my six submission victories because that tells you how awesome I am.

Bea points to herself before continuing her comments.

Bea:  So, Julianna, perhaps some of what I have said actually entered your brain and you were actually able to process the information and now you realize that you are going to lose the World Bombshell Championship to me at Climax Control 382. While your brain is slowly processing that information I will toss something else your way to see if that additional information causes your brain to explode.

Bea flashes a smile.

Bea:  The current plan is for you. . .as the World Bombshell Champion. . .to defend the World Bombshell Championship against Alexandra Calaway at My Bloody Valentine IV. So now we have a very interesting. . .and for me a very amusing. . .situation. When I defeat you at Climax Control 382 this Sunday then I become the reigning World Bombshell Champion and you become a former World Bombshell Champion. And as the newly crowned World Bombshell Champion I have no obligation to give you a match for a chance to regain the World Bombshell Championship before My Bloody Valentine IV. With that comment flying around in front of your face I will tell you what that means. It means that while I am defending the World Bombshell Championship against Alexandra Calaway at My Bloody Valentine IV you will be watching our match from your dressing room. If that doesn’t burn you up and burn your ass Julianna then I guess nothing will. For damn sure I will enjoy defending the World Bombshell Championship against the opponent you were. . .but are no longer. . .scheduled to defend against.

Bill:  Bea you’re in super bitch mode today! Your comments have been outstanding! The in-your-face attitude toward Julianna is in overdrive mode. You have learned well from me.

Bea:  Thank you Bill. You are an outstanding teacher.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Well, Julianna, what they hell are you thinking right now? Do you think I’m crazy or insane because I present the truth? Then you are the crazy and insane person to think stupid stuff like that about me. Do you think I’m delusional? Then you are the one who is delusional. Do you think I’m stupid for stating I’m going to defeat you and become the next Bombshell World Champion? Then you’re the stupid one for not seeing the truth. Do you feel that I’m over-confident coming into our match? Then you’re the one who is delusional because I’m not falsely over-confident because I’m truthfully confident about my wrestling abilities and my ability to defeat you for the Championship.

Bill:  Damn Bea! And to think I’ve always been the one accused of delivering the hard truths to opponents!

Bea:  The saying goes that THE TRUTH HURTS and I don’t care if Julianna’s feelings are stomped on. Julianna needs to know the truth no matter how much it hurts her. Julianna I’m coming into our match to out-wrestle you. . .to out-think you. . .to out-smart you. . .to humiliate you. . .to beat you down. . .to laugh at you. . .to hurt you. . .and to walk away as the newly crowned Bombshell World Champion. Is there anything you can to do change what I’m going to do in our match? Well there are two cowardly things you can do to make your way out of this situation but I don’t think you would risk your entire wrestling career over it. What are those options you are wondering? Please allow me to enlighten you. Option ONE would be for you to deliberately get yourself disqualified which means you would lose the match but not the Bombshell World Championship. Option TWO would be for you to hire interference to attack me during our match which would also result in you losing the match by disqualification but still manage to retain the Bombshell World Championship. However, Julianna, I’m sure Management would take appropriate action against you if you did those things including stripping you of the Championship. Why don’t you use your last remaining working brain cells to realize that your best choice is to take the match as I bring it to you and when you lose the World Bombshell Championship to me then you walk away a loser and come back at some later date so that I can humor you with the obligatory re-match for the former champion thing. Deal? Good girl!

Bill:  If Julianna had any sense. . .and we know she does not have any. . .then she would bring a fair match and keep interference out of the match. If she does anything else then she has nobody to blame but herself for the end result. Anything else you wish to present in your closing comments?

Bea:  Yes, Bill, there are several items I wish to talk about. Julianna I know you are not on a diet but I’m giving you a heads up that when I get done beating you down you will end up weighing 10 to 20 pounds LESS than you do when you come into the ring for our match as I’m planning on beating the shit out of you. After I defeat you and become the World Bombshell Champion I honestly hope you are so upset about your loss that you will go into retirement. . .far far away into retirement. And, finally, unlike most Champions in Sin City Wrestling when I become World Bombshell Champion at Climax Control 382 I will be a fighting champion which means I will accept any defense of the Championship against anyone at any time. I won’t be like most Champions who barely manage to defend their Championship once per month. Now, Julianna, please have a good time leading up to Climax Control 382 because after I defeat you then you may never have another good time again.

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell them they will switch back to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot and then our screen goes dark when the Network makes the switch.

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Climax Control Archives / A Dog Collar Match Is My Type Of Match

« on: January 05, 2024, 08:36:54 PM »

A DOG COLLAR MATCH IS MY TYPE OF MATCH

Narrator:  For those of you who either don’t know. . .or you are too damn stupid to remember this type of information. . .Bill Barnhart has probably participated in more Dog Collar matches than any other wrestler. That tells me that Justin Smith is in way over his head in this match against Bill Barnhart.

AT THE HOTEL ROOM OF BILL BARNHART LOCATED NEAR THE DENVER COLISEUM IN DENVER, COLORADO

When the scene opens we get a camera shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in their hotel room located near the Denver Coliseum in Denver, Colorado, where Bill is assigned to a Dog Collar Match against Justin Smith who was one of the four participants in the Golden Briefcase match at December 2 Dismember V. Bill and Bea smile into the camera then their comments for Bill’s upcoming match begin.

Bill:  To Justin Smith let me enlighten you. Yes you were in the Golden Briefcase match with me at December 2 Dismember V, but neither of us were able to obtain the Golden Briefcase. I came closest to obtaining the Golden Briefcase but it was Rodrigo Afonso grabbed the Golden Briefcase first. Oh well stuff like that happens and it happened to the three of us when Rodrigo obtained the Golden Briefcase.

Bea:  It was a great match and I thought Bill was going to get the Golden Briefcase but sometimes wrestling matches turn out different than what you expected.

Bill:  Justin let me inform the viewers how we measure up against each other in our upcoming match. I stand in at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds and you stand in at 6 feet 5 inches and 250 pounds. You may be smiling right now and thinking that being nearly even in height and weight with me will work to your advantage. Nice line of thinking, Justin, but your thought process is flawed. The deciding factor in this match is not our height and weight. The deciding factor in our match is that I love Dog Collar matches and I’ve been in more Dog Collar matches than probably all the male wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling combined. If that doesn’t give you a reason to worry about our upcoming match that either you are an idiot or a fool as a Dog Collar match is my favorite type of match. I would wish you good luck in our match but I figured why waste a wish on something that will never happen?

Bea:  I can confirm that Bill’s favorite type of wrestling match is a Dog Collar match. Bill loves this type of match as it allows him to beat down opponents and his opponents cannot get away from him due to being joined by each wearing a dog dollar and their collars are attached by a chain. And, yes, Justin, that chain can and will be used as a weapon by Bill on you.

Bill:  Justin there’s one more item I wish to discuss before I move on to other items concerning wrestling. I feel that where a person comes from means a lot in the real world. I see you come from the State of New York. Yeah, okay, you don’t come from New York City where the majority of jerks come from but you are from the State of New York. I grew up in Oakland, California in the 1980’s and 1990’s. Although at that time Oakland, California, was becoming a worse place to live it still ranked better than at any time during the existence of New York. Me and Bea moved to the State of Georgia in August 2012 and this is where we have enjoyed living since that time. However I’m here to tell you that with my dislike of people from New York you need to come into our match knowing that I don’t like you. . .I probably never will like you. . .and I have a desire to hurt and destroy you. And what better type of match can I ask for than a Dog Collar match where we are attached by a steel chain attached to the Dog Collars which are strapped around our necks? I’m so excited that we have this upcoming match so that I can prove my superiority over you.

BILL AND BEA TAKE A SHORT BREAK FOR A VIDEO CALL WITH IRIS THEIR ENGLISH BULLDOG WHO REMAINED AT HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA WHILE THEY TRAVELED TO DENVER FOR CLIMAX CONTROL 381

Bill and Bea inform the camera person that they have a pre-scheduled video call with Iris, their English Bulldog, who remained at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and she is being taken care of by their friend and neighbor, Andrew, while they are traveling with Sin City Wrestling. The camera person acknowledges this and the Network connects to the video call Bill and Bea are conducting with Iris and we can see both laptop computers so we have a view of Bill, Bea, and Iris.

Bill:  Hi Iris! How’s my baby girl?

Iris:  Woof! Bark! Whine!

Bill:  The translation of what Iris said is roughly translated as she is doing somewhat okay but she misses me and Bea, who are Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea to Iris, and that she misses talking and having dates with Senor Vinnie’s friend Pete The Cactus.

Bea:  Iris you know that we set boundaries concerning you and Pete The Cactus. You know that having video calls with him, and physically going out on a date with Pete, are only allowed when me and Daddy Bill are there with you. So you have to put your urges behind you and stop whining.

Iris:  Whimper. . .Moan. . .Snort!

Bill:  Loosely translated Iris stated that she feels deprived not being able to see Pete The Cactus and go on dates with him. Her moaning was her way of saying she knows why we put restrictions on her and Pete The Cactus. Her snort was her way of protesting the restrictions we put on her. Sorry Iris. . .just deal with it as you have no other choice.

Bea:  We will be back home soon Iris. Enjoy your time with our neighbor, Andrew, as he loves you and takes care of you while we are traveling. Talk with you again shortly Iris. Bye!

The video call between Bill and Bea with Iris is done and the call is ended. The camera person then has full control of his camera by the Network and Bill picks up his comments from where he had to stop to conduct the video call with Iris.

ANALOGIES. . .DEMEANING SAYINGS. . .ETC. . .

Bill:  As most of you know, or should know, I am often referred to as THE ANALOGY KING. . .THE KING OF DEMEANING SAYINGS. . .and I’m here to offer up a few of them for your enjoyment and enlightenment the viewers and my next opponent Justin Smith.

Bea:  What is your first item to present?

Bill:  The first one is a statement most people should already know. It goes THAT PERSON IS SO DAMN STUPID THEY CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEIR ASSHOLE AND A HOLE IN THE GROUND. Justin that statement is for you. You couldn’t tell the difference between your asshole and a hole in the ground. Being that you are that stupid how can you possible dare to compare yourself to me as a wrestler?

Bea:  What is your next item to present?

Bill:  This one is also fitting for our upcoming match. DON’T HIT A HORNET’S NEST. Justin I am like a Hornet’s nest in that I am full of speed, agility, and a low tolerance for stupid people. In case you have never seen someone either hit a Hornet’s nest with a stick. . .or throw rocks at the Hornet’s nest. . .or they try to smoke out the Hornet’s nest. . .let me tell you what happens when idiots try those things against the Hornets. The Hornets get mad. . .extremely mad. . .and all the Hornets in the nest. . .and there are a lot of them in a nest. . .come out and aggressively attack the person attacking their nest. Add to the conflict the fact that, unlike regular Bees who lose their stinger when they sting someone, a Hornet’s stinger stays attached to their body and each Hornet can sting you multiple times. So the comparison between me and you in our upcoming match is like a confrontation with Hornets. If you stir me up, like stirring up Hornets by attacking their nest, then as with the Hornets I will attack you, beat you down, and sting the hell out of you. Doesn’t that sound like fun Justin? Well it damn sure sounds fun to me!

Bea:  Do you have another analogy or statement to present for the education of Justin Smith?

Bill:  Thanks for asking Bea. Yes I do have one additional item I wish to mention for the education of Justin Smith. Justin there is a saying that someone who is incompetent and stupid that they are AS USELESS AS A SCREEN DOOR ON A SUBMARINE and for damn sure that saying fits you perfectly. Just as a screen door on a Submarine will allow water inside the submarine and it will sink to the bottom of the ocean so you are open to all that I throw your way dragging you down down down to where I win our match is one-sided, with me on the winning side, and I walk away with a smile on my face while you try to hide your tears flowing down your face from taking a loss to me.

Bea:  Great comments Bill. Are you ready to make closing comments?

Bill:  Yep!

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Justin please understand that I don’t hate you. Please understand that I don’t want to beat you down so hard that you have to early retire from Wrestling. I don’t want to hurt you to the point where you are afraid to step into the wrestling ring again even if your match is against a Jobber. Other than entering matches against my half-brother Chris Shipman, I have never gone into wrestling matches with the intent to break arms and legs of opponents or otherwise damage them to the point where they make the decision to leave the sport of Wrestling rather than getting hurt and damaged again. I am a fair and honest person and wrestler However, Justin, you need to know that I have more tricks up my sleeve than a Magician has. Remember that when it comes to facing another wrestler. . .anyone. . .then I always go into the match with the intention of winning the match even if it means my opponent gets hurt in the process. Are you man enough to step into the wrestling ring with me at Climax Control 381 and give it all you’ve got or will you get half way to the ring and chicken out and return to your dressing room and hide behind the couch? Your decision to make. I’ll be waiting for you in the ring. Have a nice day Justin.

Bea informs the camera person that Bill is done with his comments on his upcoming Dog Collar Match against Justin Smith. The camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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