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Climax Control Archives / I'M GOING TO WIN THE TRIPLE THREAT ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

« on: January 10, 2025, 09:44:45 AM »

I AM GOING TO WIN THIS TRIPLE THREAT ROULETTE RULES CHALLENGE AND THEN I WILL WIN THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE NEAR FUTURE

Narrator:  Felix has been assigned to another Triple Threat Roulette Rules match, against Justin Smith and Daniel Morgan, where the winner of the match goes into the Roulette Championship match in the near future. Felix told me he wants to win this match and then move on to the Roulette Championship match and win the Roulette Championship so that he can silence the doubters.

The camera shot changes to a shot of the dressing room door where Felix Hernandez is relaxing for a bit. The camera person knocks on the door and Felix opens the door and invites the camera person into the dressing room. He then informs the camera person to set up their camera and to let him know when they are live broadcasting. When the camera person is done setting up they let Felix know that they are live broadcasting.

Felix:  I wish to welcome those who are watching to my dressing room. On January 12th I enter the ring to have a Roulette Rules Triple Crown Challenge match against Justin Smith and Daniel Morgan. Bea will be at ringside with me as she is my Manager and since I have two opponents for this match I want her to keep an eye on the action to ensure they do not violate the rules and that the Referee for my match calls the match fairly.

Felix pauses his comments for a moment then he continues.

Felix:  The two opponents I have for our match are Justin Smith and Daniel Morgan. I have no match history with Daniel Morgan so I am not sure what exactly to expect from him. Then again he is just another wrestler so I am sure he will not be difficult to defeat in our match. The other opponent in the match is Justin Smith. I am 2-0 against Justin so I assure you he will not be a factor in our match.

Felix pulls out a small piece of paper that he open and begins to read what is on the paper.

Felix:  I enter our match at 6 feet in height and 165 pounds in weight. Justin Smith comes into our match at 6 feet four inches and 260 pounds. Daniel Morgan comes into our match as ____ feet in height and _____ pounds of weight. I know I can easily defeat these two wrestlers but the three of us know this is a Roulette Rules match and that means any match type or stipulation for the match could pop up on the Roulette Wheel that would cause us to have an extremely difficult match. We just have to wait to see what the rules and stipulations of our match is after we arrive at the ring.

KNOCK…KNOCK…KNOCK…

Hearing the knocking on his dressing room door Felix stands up and walks to the door and opens the door. He sees the visitor is Bea Barnhart who serves as his Manager and she is married to Bill Barnhart and also serves as his Manager. Felix invites Bea to join him on camera as he is presenting comments for his match at Climax Control 414

Felix:  I know you also have a Roulette Rules Triple Crown Challenge match like I do but I wasn’t expecting you to come to my dressing room but I am glad you did. Please join me on camera as you are officially my Manager in addition to being Bill’s Manager.

Bea:  Thanks Felix.

Felix: I haven’t seen Bill here at the Reno Events Center. Did Bill come with you for this event?

Bea:  No. He stayed in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend time with Iris. Even though we went directly home after the last event since I got assigned to a match at Climax Control 414 Bill decided to stay and spend extra time with Iris. I have to tell you that Iris really missed me and Bill. I am going to have a talk with Management to see if we could be allowed to have Iris travel with us as a lot of our fans keep asking us why we don’t bring Iris with us.

Felix:  That would be nice to have Iris tour with us. Are you able to stay on camera with me until I finish my comments? I know you are going to present your match comments soon but I don’t want to take some of your air time.

Bea:  Not a problem Felix. I can broadcast comments on my match when I am ready as there is no set time schedule for the camera person to do their assignment.

Felix:  When I win my match I will be one of the contender in the next Roulette Championship match. For those of you who are not aware of it yet Bea is also assigned to a Roulette Rules Triple Crown Challenge match like I am. Bea’s match comes two matches after my match. I want to see both of us win our match and head off for a shot at the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  You know I want that Roulette Championship big time. I will just do what I do in all my matches and that is to give it my best shot and see how everything comes out.

Felix:  Going into this Triple Crown Challenge Roulette Rules match I am facing Justin Smith for my second time. In our two previous matches I defeated Justin so that proves that even if I go up against an opponent who is taller and heavier than I am that I still come out winning the match. As for Daniel Morgan? I haven’t been in Sin City Wrestling long enough to have had the opportunity to wrestle against Daniel Morgan. Since I have no in-ring history against Daniel Morgan I am going into this match having to treat him as an unknown wrestler against me. But that is okay as every wrestler has experienced having to face off against other wrestlers where they have no in-ring experience against them. The bottom line is that the winner of any match is the wrestler who can face off against anyone, with any skills, and any height and weight, and even wrestlers who have held numerous Championships, and win. That, my friends, is exactly what I am going to do against Justin Smith and Daniel Morgan.

Bea:  Do you have a different approach to Daniel Morgan than you do against wrestler you have faced off against? Does the fact that you have not faced Daniel Morgan in the ring before cause you concern?

Felix:  There is no reason for me to be concerned just because I haven’t faced that wrestler yet. I will go into this match as I have with all my other matches and that is to go into the match with the intent to win. Everyone who is a doubter of my abilities needs to talk with Kris Ryans to ask him if facing him for my first time was detrimental or beneficial to me. And the answer to that question? All the doubters out there need to talk to Kris about how I walked into Climax Control 402 as a challenger and walked out of Climax Control 402 with a win over Kris Ryans by pinfall. Same concept applies to my upcoming match against Daniel Morgan and Justin Smith.

Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Felix:  I am not saying that I am different than most of the other wrestlers. I am not saying that I am better than most of the other wrestlers. What I am saying is that I do things differently than most other wrestlers do. I will be honest with you that in the nine matches I’ve had in Sin City Wrestling that I am 3-5 in Singles matches and 0-1 in Triple Threat matches. Overall that gives me a record of 3 wins 6 losses and no draws. Some of those losses was due to me taking opponents lightly. Some of those losses came due to interference perpetrated by friends of my opponents which caused me the loss. But the three wins I have came due to me giving a better effort and performance than my opponents. Just a simple matter of me being one step ahead of my opponents so that I can take the advantage before they have a chance to counter what I am doing. I got this match won before the bell to officially start the match rings.

Felix notifies the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that Felix is finished with his comments for his upcoming match and the Network cuts the feed to the camera and they return to regularly scheduled programming.

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Climax Control Archives / TRIPLE THREAT VERSUS PRUDENCE PIERCE AND BOBBIE DAHL

« on: December 20, 2024, 08:12:35 PM »

TRIPLE THREAT TRIPLE CROWN CHALLENGE ROULETTE RULES MATCH PRUDENCE PIERCE VERSUS BOBBIE DAHL VERSUS BEA BARNHART

Narrator:  I just got off a video call with Bea Barnhart and I will inform you that you are in for a hell of a presentation by Bea leading up to her match at Climax Control 413. I will now turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is in Las Vegas, Nevada, where she is getting ready for her Triple Threat Roulette Rules match with the winner of her match going on to Inception VII where they will be in a match to determine the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion.

When the scene shifts we see Bea sitting at a desk and it appears she is in a Broadcast Studio. Bea is wearing faded blue jeans and a black pullover shirt. When the Studio crew let Bea know they are now live broadcasting Bea looks up and into the camera.

Bea:  I wish to thank everyone who tuned in today to hear my comments leading up to my match at Climax Control 413. Before I talk about that match, and the two wrestlers I will be competing against, I want to let you know what really happened at Climax Control 412 where I was accused of interfering in the match between Alexandra Calaway and Harper Mason. I simply went to ringside to observe these two in their match. The next thing I know I was accused attacking Alexandra. So since I was falsely accused of attacking Alexandra I figured since I was already accused of something I didn’t do then I might as well attack her and I did just that. Then with that incident I guess the Referee felt that Harper hired me to attack Alexandra. Well you all need to stop listening to the lies and start listing to the truth I am about to tell you.

Bea smiles to the viewers watching her broadcast.

Bea:  To start my comments concerning Alexandra Calaway and Harper Mason let me introduce you to my Singles matches win-loss record against both of them. I have two wins against Alexandra to her one win over me. I have one win against Harper to her one win over me. Let me make something perfectly clear. Why would I want to interfere in their match and attack only Alexandra when I am already 2-1 against her? Then you have to ask yourself why I did not also attack Harper in that match as I am 1-1 against her?

Bea gives a questioning look into the camera.

Bea:  Here is the answer to the question I put to you a moment ago. I did not want to attack Alexandra or Harper due to them having more wins over me since I am one win up on Calaway and even in wins and losses against Mason. The reason I felt the urge to beat these two worthless wrestlers was due to the treatment they give me because I don’t have the type of overall win-loss record as they do. So what really happened in their match at Climax Control 412?

Bea:  After being fed up with their arrogant attitudes against me I felt the urge to beat both of them down and show them that they can run from me but they cannot completely hide from me. When I entered the ring I charged both Alexandra and Harper but Mason dropped to the mat and I ran full speed into Alexandra. When I reviewed the replay of the match I noticed that the Referee immediately called an end to the match and he also issued a Disqualification on Harper as he assumed she hired me to attack Alexandra. Nope. I was not hired by Mason to attack Calaway. I came into the match because I wanted to and not because someone asked me to. Although it is unfortunate that the Referee called a Disqualification on Harper stuff happens and this time it happened to Harper.

Bea laughs loudly and then continues with her comments.

Bea:  The Referee got me and Alexandra separated then Alexandra started to attack me while Security personnel tried to escort me to the backstage area. We ended up beating on each other in the backstage hallway until enough Security personnel held us apart from each other.

Bea glares intently into the camera.

Bea:  So what do you want now Alexandra? And what do you want now Harper? I have a match at Climax Control 413 and when I win that match I will be assigned to the Bombshell Roulette Championship at Inception VII while Management will assign both of you to Janitorial duties at Inception VII. HA HA HA HA HA!!! You two are pathetic! Watch me at Climax Control 413 and watch me shoot to the top of the rankings.

Bea informs the camera person that she will take a break for a few minutes then when she returns she will discuss her upcoming Triple Threat match against Prudence Pierce and Bobby Dahl.

After her short break Bea returns in front of the camera to continue her comments on her upcoming match at Climax Control 413.

Bea:  In case you were not listening to my opening comments I will mention again that at Climax Control 413 I am in a Triple Threat match against Prudence Pierce and Bobby Dahl. The match is a Triple Threat Challenge and it is a Roulette Rules match and the winner moves on to Inception VII to be in the Bombshell Roulette Championship match. I will win this match against Prudence and Bobbie and I will go on to become Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion at Inception VII.

Bea pulls out a sheet of paper and she starts reading the information on the papers.

Bea:  First up is our information as wrestlers. I am 5 feet 8 inches in height and 130 pounds. Prudence is 5 feet 3 inches and 112 pounds. I have proven to be superior to her in the wrestling ring as I soundly defeated her when we had a match against each other. Bobbie, on the other hand, is a different story. Bobbie is 5 feet 4 inches which places her 4 inches shorter than I am. However, since she apparently loves to pig out at the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet, Bobbie comes into our match at a weight of 240 pounds. Now some of you are going to claim that although I have the height advantage over Bobbie I cannot overlook the fact that she has 110 pounds of weight over me. But, seriously, are you actually going to claim that being obese and slow on your feet to be an advantage in our wrestling match? Sorry to say this but regardless of what Bobbie and Prudence think I am walking into our match as one of the three competitors and I will walk out of our match as the winner of our match who moves on to Inception VII and get my shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship. If you have a problem with that then shut up and walk away with your pathetic attitude.

Bea stretches her arms out then she returns to presenting her comments.

Bea:  In closing I want to inform everyone what the hell is going on. For years, here in Sin City Wrestling, I was attacked and accused of doing illegal things that I never did. I had others interfere in my matches to cause me losses. The others on the roster, most of them on the Bombshell Roster, were disgustingly mean and violent toward me. That is how their jealousy concerning me works. Today you are seeing a renewed and revitalized Bea Barnhart. You watch as I will never take crap from you all again. You watch as I destroy opponent after opponent after opponent and move up in the rankings to get shots at Championships that I have previously been denied. If you want to try to get to the ring and attack me during my matches you need to remember that Bill and Felix are watching and they will do whatever they need to do to take out those who wish to harm me or interfere in my matches. You can try to cry and whine about what I just said but the bottom line is that if you try to harm me or interfere in my matches, and you get taken out by whatever manner is necessary, do not cry and whine about it because you started the problems and me and Bill and Felix will resolve the problems. This is your warning that I will not take crap and attacks by others again. If you are not able to deal with that then either leave Sin City Wrestling and go to some other Wrestling Federation or just outright quit the sport. However, to prove I am a nice person, any of the Bombshells who want to team with me to clean up the Bombshell Division please contact me and let’s have a talk about it. I have had my say. You have been warned. Try some crap with me and find out what happens to you.

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments for Climax Control 413. The camera person informs the Network that Bea Barnhart is finished with her comments and the Network switches back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / BILL BARNHART VERSUS CONNOR MURPHY VERSUS THE TROLL ROULETTE RULES MATCH

« on: December 13, 2024, 07:05:31 PM »

BILL BARNHART VERSUS CONNOR MURPHY VERSUS THE TROLL ROULETTE RULES MATCH

Narrator:  Thanks to everyone who tuned in to listen to my opening comments concerning Bill Barnhart’s upcoming match at Climax Control 412 where he is involved in a Triple Threat match against Connor Murphy and The Troll. This should be good match to watch, and probably a rather amusing match to watch, when The Troll is involved in the match. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his upcoming match.

The camera shot switches from a shot of the Narrator who gives opening comments to the viewers to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in their hotel room at a hotel that is fairly close to the Walter Pyramid in Long Beach, California. As the camera person pans around the room we catch glimpses of Bill and Bea Barnhart setting a few things up to get comfortable for this broadcast. When the two have the items set where they want them to be the two take a seat on the couch and they inform the camera person they are ready to go live broadcasting. After a few seconds the camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are now live broadcasting.

Bill:  I wish to thank everyone who tuned in today to hear my comments leading up to my Triple Threat match with the winner earning a shot at the Roulette Championship at Inception VII. The winner of my upcoming match at Climax Control 412, ME OF COURSE, will then go on to Inception VII and earn the Roulette Championship for my third time.

Bea:  I don’t mean to sound bitter or sour over you going after the Roulette Championship again but it is hard for me to not get the chances I feel I deserve to go after the Bombshell Roulette Championship.

Bill: Bea I have been in that situation dozens of times in numerous Wrestling Federations. That happens sometimes and when you next opportunity comes for you to challenge for the Roulette Championship I am sure you will win the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  You are correct Bill. I am at your match at Climax Control 412 as your Manager.. I am not there to get involved in the match. I am there to ensure your opponents don’t violate the rules and the Referee didn’t catch them cheating. I need to keep these Referees in check as some of them are not the most competent in the business.

Bill:  Be careful what you say and where you say it. Although I feel the same way you never know when one of those less-competent Referees might get assigned to one of your matches and then they might make calls against you that shouldn’t have been called.

Bea:  Just remember I am at ringside to ensure you get a fair and unbiased Referee in your match.

Bill and Bea pause their comments with Bill walking over to the table and snagging a can of Classic Coke and Bea grabbing a wine glass and pouring herself some Red wine. When Bill and Bea have their drinks they return to the couch to continue their comments.

Bill:  When the Card was posted for Climax Control 412 I was surprised to see that the two wrestlers I will be facing in this match are Connor Murphy and The Troll. I am also surprised that I have yet to have a wrestling match against Connor Murphy. I know little about him but I do know he is a good wrestler. But the Troll? Oh come on! Why The Troll got assigned to this match is beyond my level of comprehension. I guess Management wanted a bit of amusement in the match rather than having me, and Connor Murphy, and another good quality wrestler in the match.

Bea:  I cannot remember the specific match that involved the Troll but I do remember some of what took place in that match. The Troll was bumbling around the ring during the match then some of the fans started throwing Snickers bars into the ring. I remember the Troll was not able to be effective in the match because instead of focusing on his opponent he dove onto the Snickers bars and devoured them and he was then incapacitated in the match and he lost.

Bill:  I will not have any problem winning this match. The Troll is nothing more than an amusement factor and he gets worn out in a few minutes of being inside the wrestling ring. Slow and weak and obese is not what wins matches. As for Connor Murphy he is someone I respect and we are closer in weight and abilities so the match, for sure, will come down to me and Connor. I always state that if I have opponents who do not violate the rules and cheat, and if I have a Referee who actually knows how to pay attention and properly call a wrestling match then I will easily win.

Bea:  You have defeated the Troll in two matches so we are positive that he is not going to be a factor in this match. As for Connor Murphy he will be a good opponent for you to go up against.

Bill:  Bea something has been on my mind since the Climax Control 412 card was announced. In my Triple Threat Roulette Rules match against Connor Murphy and The Troll the announcement on the Card doesn’t state if the winner of the match, who will become a contender for the Roulette Championship, has to defeat only one of their two opponents or both of their opponents in the match. I guess we will find out when the announcement of the match and spin of the Roulette Wheel has been made. Regardless of what the Roulette Wheel lands on, and no matter if the winner of the match has to defeat both opponents, or only one opponent, to win the match.

Bea:  Interesting. That is not something I thought about.

There is a knock on the hotel room door so Bill and Bea suspend their comments while Bill gets up and opens the door to see who is there. When Bill opens the door they see it is their friend Felix Hernandez so Bill invites him and he explains to Felix that he and Bea are currently airing comments for Bill’s match against Connor Murphy and The Troll with the winner getting a shot at the Roulette Championship at Inception VII.

Bill:  We appreciate your visit but we are currently airing comments for my match against Connor Murphy and The Troll. Before I go into further comments I want to know how you feel after your match against Helluva Bottom Carter.

Felix:  Carter in an outstanding wrestler and I knew going into that match that he is known for being put into situations by opponents that would lead people to believe that Carter was going to lose the match only to have him turn it around on his opponents. Carter got the win over me in the same manner he has against other wrestlers. I have no hard feelings about losing the match to a wrestler who is awesome.

Bea:  Felix are you sure you never want to deal with the Briefcase or the Entity that controls the briefcase again?

Felix:  Absolutely! I thought it would be fun to be selected by that Entity and have them work their magic to help me get out of losing situations. After numerous matches nothing happened to I am done with the Briefcase and all who are associated with it. By the way Bea what did you do to get rid of the Briefcase and the Entity that was controlling it?

Bea:  Let’s just say that a forge that metal workers use came into play and the Briefcase is no more.

Felix:  Thanks Bea. I need to take care of some things and I apologize for interrupting your broadcast. We will see each other around. Bye!

Felix Hernandez walks out of the hotel room to leave Bill and Bea to continue with their broadcast concerning Bill’s upcoming match for a shot at the Hardcore Championship.

Bea:  I still believe Felix feels bad that he told me to destroy the briefcase and that he didn’t want me at ringside as his manager for his match against Helluva Bottom Carter. I told him that I am good and that when things calm down and he asks me to work as his Manager in his corner during matches that I will be there for him. We need to get back to commenting on your upcoming match against Connor Murphy and The Troll.

Bill:  I am not sure how The Troll got assigned to this match. I guess Management felt the comedy factor of The Troll being assigned to this match was worth wasting a spot in the match to allow The Troll to again make a fool out of himself.

Bea:  I still feel that with The Troll being slow and incompetent in the ring if you and Connor ignore him and just go after each other that would leave an opening for The Troll to do something you really don’t want him to do.

Bill:  You mean like The Troll eating too much fatty and spicy food before the match and then blasting toxic farts onto me and Connor?

Bea:  Yeah. . .something like that. . .ha ha ha!!!

Bill:  You know I have a secret weapon I could use against The Troll to disable him.

Bea:  Such as. . .

Bill:  Do you remember some time ago, where I was in a match against The Troll, that I tossed a large bag of Snickers candy into the area where the fans are seated and they started throwing Snickers bars into the ring? There were several bags of Snickers I tossed to the crowd and I estimate that there were probably fifty or sixty Snickers bars thrown into the ring at The Troll. It was hilarious to watch The Troll dive on top of the Snickers bars like a hungry animal who has had nothing to eat for weeks. If I arm the fans with bags of Snickers candy and they decide to launch the Snickers candy into the ring at The Troll I cannot be held accountable for what the fans do.

Bea:  Now I remember that incident when you just mentioned it. It would cause the match to end up being between you and Connor.

Bill:  I wouldn’t think it would totally eliminate The Troll so I did have something pop into my head that would make it work even more effectively.

Bea:  Such as?

Bill:  I get The Troll distracted by the Snickers bars and then I have total focus on beating down Connor Murphy. I figure once The Troll sees what I am doing he will waddle over and try to break it up so that I won’t get the win at that time.

Bea:  And…?

Bill:  Then I slam Murphy to the mat then before Connor can try to get up off the mat I drag The Troll over and body slam him on top of Murphy. That will not only knock the wind out of Connor but the weight of The Troll would prevent him from getting up off the mat.

Bea:  Then what happens?

Bill:  I jump on top of the pile and the Referee makes the pin count and I end up pinning both Connor Murphy and The Troll at the same time. I win. . .they lose. . .and I move on to the Roulette Championship match at Inception VII.

Bea:  Now I have the full mental picture. Thanks.

Bill informs the camera person that he will make his closing comments at this time. Bill looks deep into the camera and begins his closing comments.

Bill:  The Troll is as worthless as Monopoly money. As for Connor I don’t have a lot of information on him except that he’s been around for a time but I have no clue what he is about or what he thinks he is about. What Connor is going to be about is that he is about to lose to me. Connor goes home a loser and I move on to the next Roulette Championship match. And when I have the Roulette Championship Match at Inception VII I will emerge as a three-time Roulette Champion. Yes it really is as simple as that.

Bill give the CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes to black.

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Climax Control Archives / I WILL BECOME INTERNET CHAMPION AT CLIMAX CONTROL 411

« on: December 06, 2024, 08:37:06 PM »

FELIX HERNANDEZ WILL BECOME INTERNET CHAMPION AT CLIMAX CONTROL 411

Narrator:  Wow!!! Things have taken an interesting turn for Felix Hernandez. After his recent win over Kris Ryans we see that Management has placed Felix into a match against HELLUVA BOTTOM CARTER. But not just any match against Carter for a match with the Internet Championship on the line. If anyone doubts that Felix can achieve the win to become Internet Champion then make sure you watch Climax Control 411 so you can watch Felix Hernandez make history.

The camera shot switches away from the Narrator to a shot of Felix THE CAT Hernandez in a large lobby and we assume it is the lobby of the hotel where Hernandez is staying while working at Climax Control 411. We also notice that Bea Barnhart, who serves as the Manager for Felix, is standing next to him. When the camera pans around the lobby it becomes clear that Felix is at the Double Tree Hilton Hotel in Denver. Felix and the camera person take up most of the lobby area but there is room for other clients to pass by. The camera person informs Felix that they are now live broadcasting to the Network and that the Network will be showing the comments from Felix live.

Felix:  I wish to thank everyone who tuned in to hear my comments leading up to my match at Climax Control 411. If you are not yet aware of the match I am involved in it is an Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter and, yes, with the Internet Championship on the line. Before I go into comments directly related to this match, and how I ended up in this match, I wish to clarify several things.

Felix looks over at Bea.

Felix:  Bea I will no longer have the Magic Bag Of Tricks Briefcase with me and as of today I want no association with the Briefcase or the Entity associated with it. After what happened in my match against Kris Ryans I am turning my back on the Entity that controls the briefcase. Also, Bea, I have to ask you to stop coming to ringside to serve as my Manager for my matches until I am ready to have you do the Manger thing again for me. Until I get away from the Entity, and the briefcase, to where I know I will not be troubled by them again, I ask that you remain in the backstage area in case the Entity tries to get the briefcase involved in my matches. At that point you need to stop that from happening by any means possible.

Bea:  I understand Felix. We have discussed this numerous times and I am supporting you in your decision.

Felix:  Since that item is out of the way I would like to ask you to leave the lobby area so that I can conduct the remainder of my comments by myself. Please do not take that as a personal attack upon you. I simply want everyone watching this broadcast to pay attention to what I am doing and saying and to not have them focus on you or the damn briefcase.

Bea:  I would never think that you would turn your back on me Felix. Turning your back on the briefcase and the Entity associated with it I fully understand. I will be on my way now and whenever you need me for something give me a call and we will get together the create our strategy.

Bea turns and walks out of the Lobby area. The camera person returns to focusing on Felix as he launches into further comments concerning his upcoming Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter. Before making his comments Felix walks over to a table and picks up a can of Classic Coke, pops the top, takes drink, then he sets the can of Classic Coke on the table. Felix then looks into the camera and begins his comments.

Felix:  Most of you are aware that I had with me most of the time a stainless-steel briefcase called the Magic Bag of Tricks. I do not control and briefcase and I cannot open it as it is controlled by an Entity that latched onto me for some reason as I didn’t go looking for this Entity that controls the briefcase. Recently I had a match against Kris Ryans who is a damn tough competitor and I ended up winning the match. I am not exactly sure what happened in the match but when I reviewed the video of the match it appeared to me that I was getting ganged up on which is not allowed. From what transpired that evening I took it that Kris Ryans was trying to cheat me out of the win. I also assume that the Entity of the briefcase placed the briefcase in my hands and shoved me into Kris which caused me to knock him down enough for me to get the win. The next thing I know I am scheduled for a shot at the Internet Championship against Helluva Bottom Carter. With that out of the way my next comment is that I will no longer reach out for anything from the Entity of the briefcase. I want nothing more to do with them. I will not bring the briefcase to the ring. Bea, when acting as my Manager, will not be allowed to interact with the briefcase. It will be all me, with Bea overlooking my matches to ensure my opponents don’t cheat me out of wins, and the Entity and the briefcase is no more.

Felix walks to the table to drink more Classic Coke then he continues with his comments.

Felix:  I am fully aware that Helluva Bottom Carter is a great wrestler and that he finds ways to get into dominant positions against opponents for the win. With that said my goal is to be the one who maintains the advantage in this match so that I win the match and I walk away as the Internet Champion. I know what most of you are thinking as you think Helluva Bottom Carter cannot be defeated by me. I have no record against Helluva Bottom Carter so all he knows about me is what he has seen so far in my matches in Sin City Wrestling. When our match starts I assure you that Helluva Bottom Carter will immediately realize that I am going to win and earn the Internet Championship.

Felix picks up the can of Classic Coke. Felix finishes it then he walks over to a couch in the lobby area to continue his comments.

Felix:  Since I am new to Sin City Wrestling, and also new to most of the fans and others who watch Sin City Wrestling, I would like to give you an A to Z description of myself so please sit back, relax, and let me educate you who I am from A to Z,

A  I am AMAZING

B  I am BOLD

C  I am CAUTIOUS

D  I am DAMGING

E  I am ENERGETIC

F  I am FAST

G  I am GREAT

H  I am HELL

I  I am INTELLIGENT

J  I am JUST

K  I am KIND

L  I am a LION

M  I am MEAN

N  I am NICE

O  I am ORGANIZED

P  I am PERSONABLE

Q  I am QUICK

R  I am RAGING

S  I am SHOCKING

T  I am TERRIFYING

U  I am UNDERESTIMATED

V  I am VILE

W  I am WARRING

X  I am XCEPTIONAL

Y  I am YOUNG

Z  I am ZEALOUS

Felix:There you have it. I am all what I stated and more.

Felix informs the camera person that he will finish his comments from his hotel room so that the hotel can keep the Lobby area free of obstacles. The camera person tells the Network and they inform the camera person to move to the hotel room of Felix Hernandez to finish the broacast from there. When the camera person cuts their camera feed the screen goes dark.

A short time later the camera feed is reestablished and the shot we see from the camera person is a shot of the hotel room where Felix Hernandez is residing in Denver, Colorado. When the camera person informs Hernandez that they are again live broadcasting Felix picks up where he left off with his comments.

Felix:  Before I return to making direct comments for my Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter I pre-arranged for anyone who is watching to call in and ask me anything they want. I will take a few calls then I will return to discussing my upcoming Internet Championship match. The Network will put up the phone number you can call to talk with me or ask questions so let’s see how this goes.

Immediately the phone rings and Felix answers the call from the first caller.

Felix:  Hi and welcome to my call-in session. Could you describe yourself for the viewers?

Caller Number One:  My name is Mike and I am a wrestling fan. I don’t like you and I feel you are a pathetic cheater. I hope you lose big time to Helluva Bottom Carter! *bleep* you!

Felix:  Thank you for your comments. Just so you know attitudes are like assholes. Everyone has one but most people don’t care what others think. Your opinion of me doesn’t change my approach to wrestling and it doesn’t change the fact that I am going to win the match and become Internet Champion. Not everyone can get along. Thanks for your call.

The phone rings again and Felix answers the call.

Felix:  Welcome to my call-in session. Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

Caller Number Two:  My name is Rebecca and I am a huge fan of yours. Even though I am your fan I want to know why you hit Kris Ryans with your Stainless Steel briefcase during your match against him on November 3, 2024, at Climax Control 409 to win your match against him.

Felix:  Although you state that you are one of my fans I am curious why, if you watched that match, you think I whacked Kris Ryans with the Briefcase to win the match. I watched the replay of that match numerous times and it reveals that the Entity of the Briefcase was trying to do something with the briefcase during the match and I was not expecting that to happen. I dove at the Entity to try to stop them from swinging the briefcase but I wasn’t able to stop them in time. The briefcase hit Kris Ryans and when Kris hit the mat I took advantage of the situation by pinning him for the win. That is one of the reasons I am facing Helluva Bottom Carter at Climax Control 411 for the Internet Championship. Thanks for your call.

The phone rings again and Felix answers the call.

Felix:  I only have time for this last call. May I ask who I am speaking with?

Caller Number Three  My name is William and I am your biggest fan. I will be cheering for you to win the Internet Championship from Helluva Bottom Carter.

Felix:  Hmmm. . .your voice sounds familiar. You are Bill Barnhart Right? This is classic eh?

Caller Number Three:  I wanted to wish you the best in your match against Helluva Bottom Carter. I am being honest that in two Singles matches I’ve had against Carter he won both of them. We both were also involved in three multi-wrestler matches and the team Carter was on also won those three matches. I will be watching as I want you to be able to do something I have not yet been able to accomplish against Carter.

Felix:  Thanks for the call and the words of encouragement Bill. I will do my best to enter the match as the challenger and exit the match as the newly crowned Internet Champion. Well that’s all the time I have to take phone calls. I will return to comments concerning my upcoming match against Helluva Bottom Carter.

Felix puts his phone away then he returns to gazing into the camera to continue with his comments concerning the Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter.

Felix:  There is a misconception in every factor of life, and even more in the sport of wrestling, that the bigger you are the more successful you are compared to other wrestlers. I find it pathetic to see so many people believe that size is all that matters in the sport of Wrestling. When you take into consideration that many of the largest and strongest wrestlers in the sport of Wrestling have been legally defeated by smaller and lighter opponents my point is clear. There is a saying that goes IT IS NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN A FIGHT THAT IS THE DETERMINING FACTOR. . .IT IS THE SIZE OF THE ATTITUDE OF THE DOG IN A FIGHT THAT COUNTS.  Carter you are a great wrestler and you have proved it on many occasions. What I feel you are doing, though, is making a mistake in taking me lightly. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us. I come into our match at 6 feet in height and 165 pounds of weight. You, Carter, come into our match at 5 feet 9 inches and 171 pounds. Where you are making a mistake is that you are taking me lightly and failing to realize that you are going to lose the Internet Championship to me.

A huge smile comes across the face of Felix Hernandez before he continues with his comments.

Felix:  Carter. . .Carter…Carter. . .you take too much too literally and you end up getting into a rut by doing so. If you face an opponent and you win then in your future matches you automatically assume you will win again. That is a mistake. . .a HUGE mistake. I will explain it to you by using a fishing incident I had many years ago.

Another huge grin comes upon the face of Felix.

Felix: Carter I don’t go fishing these days but many years ago I went fishing at a lake that had a dam where the water cascaded over the dam and the water filled a large containment area that was about 50 feet wide and about 30 feet from the dam to the shore where I was standing while I was fishing. Just like with wrestlers like you who want to negatively critique everyone else, instead of being critical of your own abilities, there were some people fishing at the dam that day who felt they needed to be critical of what all the other people who were fishing were doing. In that containment area below the dam there were dozens of Carp in the containment area. Some were really small and others were the average size for Carp. There was no way for the Carp to get out of the containment area as they were unable to leap up and over the damn to return to the main lake and they were not able to get out of the containment area on the downward side of the containment area since there was a wall with a spillway there and the spillway was too high for the Carp to get over it and move on down the river.

Felix looks into the camera and gives a questioning look into the camera before continuing with his comments.

Felix:  Most of the other people fishing used bait such as worms and doughballs but I always did things differently than the others. I did, however, notice that nobody was catching any Carp that ware larger than their hand. So I did my standard routine when fishing for Carp and that was to bring a can of whole kernel corn and slide numerous kernels of corn on my hook. I did what people normally do to try to catch Carp which is to place a weight on the hook to make it on the bottom on the pone, lake, etc., asCarp are bottom feeders so sitting your bait and hook on the bottom usually results in a Carp sucking the bait and hook into their mouth and you reel them in.

Felix pauses for a moment then he continues commenting.

Felix:  At this particular lake, at the area below the damn where the people fishing, most of the people fishing were White, Black, or Asian. One of the Asians fishing came over and gave me a sarcastic look and then he asked me what I was using as bait. When I showed him the can of whole kernel corn that I was using as bait he laughed loudly and told me that I am an idiot for trying to catch Carp with whole kernel corn. I told him that bait is bait and Carp will eat anything. Then when I asked him if he caught any Carp that day he turned even more sarcastic, because he had not caught a single Carp yet that day, before he turned around to returned to his fishing line.

Felix shrugs his shoulders to show how he responded to the comments the Asian man said to him.

Felix:  I decided to reel my line in as it didn’t appear that any fish were taking the bait of whole kernel corn. Often the movement of the water causes bait to fall off the hook, regardless of what bait you are using, so it is always a good thing to reel in your line and check if the bait is still on the hook.  It was extremely hard for me to reel in my line so I assumed that my hook got snagged on a log and that is the reason it was hard to reel it in. When I finally reeled my line in enough to see if it was snagged on a log I saw the head of an extremely large Carp pop up to the surface. I tried to pull on my line to get the Carp onto the land where I was located but it was way too heavy and I didn’t want to break my line or my fishing pole. I asked other fishermen to assist me and many of them came over to help me get the Carp onto the land. And before you ask I will answer. Everyone but the sarcastic Asian man came to help me bring the Carp onto land. One of the fishermen who helped me bring the Carp onto the land measured the Carp and it came in between 5 and 6 feet in length and around 50 pounds of weight.

Felix laughs into the camera.

Felix:  Once the sarcastic Asian man realized that I managed to catch a Carp he walked over to where I was located and he was probably ready to demean me for catching a very small Carp. When this guy saw my huge Carp he silently turned around and walked away. I mumbled that I wonder where the sarcastic Asian guy went. One of the fishermen who helped me land the Carp commented that MAYBE HE WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY A CAN OF WHOLE KERNEL CORN!!!  We all had a great laugh over that comment.

Felix gives a look of being in deep thought then he return to gazing into the camera.

Felix:  Carter why do you think I mentioned this story of fishing for Carp? I presented this true story so that everyone who is watching my comments today, especially you, realize that you don’t have to be arrogant or sarcastic to accomplish things. You simply need to keep things simple and come out on top. That is how I de-throned that sarcastic Asian fisherman and that is how I will de-throne you as Internet Champion.

Felix informs the camera person that he will take a quick bathroom break and on his way back he will get a can of Coke to drink before he continues his comments for his upcoming Internet Championship match. After a short pause Felix returns to continue his comments.

Felix:  Carter I wish to add more comments concerning how to win when everyone else feels that you are losing the fight. What people need to observe is that it isn’t the amount of times you are knocked down during a match that is a factor. It is not how hard your opponent, or opponents, knock you down during a match that is a factor. What matters is how often you get up after getting hit hard and you continue in the match. The solution is that you always manage to get up after you get knocked down and that you never give up. That is how you prove that you are bold and brave. It proves you are in the game to win. It proves that your opponents are not as good as they claim they are because they are unable to take you out. Trust me on this Carter. No matter how many times you knock me down I will get back up every time. When the end of our match comes you will lose the match, and the Internet Championship, to me, because I never gave up in our match and I always got back up after getting knocked down.

Felix pauses his comments to take a drink of Coke then he gives a direct and stern glare into the camera.

Felix:  Carter the person who loses our match is not the person who gets knocked down the most amount of times during the match. The loser of our match will be the person who gets knocked down and refuses to get back up. The person who wins our match is not going to be the person who knocks down their opponent the most amount of times. It will be the person who knocks their opponent down to the point where their opponent is unable to get up again.

Felix does a fist pump into the camera.

Felix:  In closing I will give you additional items for you to think about. Carter here is the bottom line where I stand concerning our match. Unless you can knock me out to the point where you can pin me or I am unable to respond to a ten count from the Referee then you will lose the Internet Championship to me. If you are unable to damage me to the point where I cannot continue in our match then you are going to lose the Internet Championship to me. Carter I know you are an arrogant jerk and that you think you have what it takes to successfully defend the Internet Championship against me. However, Carter, I know that you do not have what it takes to successfully defend the Internet Championship against me. Please ensure that you are mentally ready to hand the Internet Championship to me because I AM GOING TO WIN OUR MATCH!!!

Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person sets his camera to a slow fade to black while Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera while flexing and posing for the camera. When the camera is done fading to black the camera feet is turned off and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I AM TEAMED WITH BILL BARNHART IN A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST KEVIN CARTER

« on: November 08, 2024, 08:06:47 AM »

I AM TEAMED WITH BILL BARNHART IN A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST KEVIN CARTER

Narrator:  I spoke with Felix Hernandez after the Card for Climax Control 410 was announced and on the card Bill Barnhart and Felix Hernandez are teamed together to take on Kevin Carter in a Handicap Match. Felix told me he doesn’t fully understand why Carter is being punished like this but he trusts Management in their decisions.

The scene changes to a camera shot the assigned camera person who has been assigned to air the comments of Felix THE CAT Hernandez. We see Felix casually dressed in blue jeans and a white pullover shirt. Felix looks into the camera and begins his comments for his upcoming match where he is teamed with Bill Barnhart to face off against Kevin Carter.

Felix: Let me clear the air on several items before I go into other comments related to my upcoming match at Climax Control 410. I am hearing rumors that people are accusing me of deliberately asking Bea Barnhart to interfere in my match against Kris Ryans so that I could get a cheap win over him. Before anyone else spews forth false accusations I need to make some items clear. I did not ask Bea to bring the Briefcase to my match against Kris so that I could use it as a weapon. I did not deliberately take advantage of the Referee being distracted to grab the briefcase and whack Kris Ryans with it. If you who are accusing me had any sense you would realize Bea is legally my Manager, in addition to being Bill Barnhart’s Manager, and she is legally able to be at ringside for our matches. Also for those of you who are claiming that I made an agreement with Bea for her to bring my Briefcase to the ring so that I could whack Kris with is I call your bullshit and I will remind you of the facts. The Briefcase is not controlled by me. The Briefcase is not controlled by Bea Barnhart. The Briefcase is not controlled by Bill Barnhart. The Briefcase is 100 percent controlled by the Entity that inhabits the Briefcase. Both myself and Bea have no clue how the match deteriorated to the level that it did but it happened and both myself and Bea had no control of the incident. Now with that truth out of the way I can get on to other items.

Felix pulls a small notebook pad out of his pocket and he opens it and starts reading from it.

Felix:  For those of you who are claiming that I rigged my match against Kris Ryans here is the truth. I went into that match with the expectation that I would likely lose. After the first few interactions with Kris even I was giving in to the concept that I would lose the match to Kris.

Felix turns to the next page in the notebook.

Felix:  I had no idea what happened in my match against Kris Ryans until the match was over, my hand was raised in victory over Kris, and I had returned to the dressing room and I watched a replay of our match. I am honest that when I saw the action Kris put on me, and that I was unable to counter most of what he gave to me, I could see why everyone expected me to lose the match. If you are intelligent enough to watch the entire video of our match then you will see that it was the Referee who allowed themself to be distracted to the point where Kris was able to return inside of the ring while I had possession of briefcase as Bea threw the briefcase into the ring when she thought Kris was going after her to harm her while she was on the arena floor. When Kris returned inside of the ring, but the Referee was still on the arena floor arguing with Bea, I was concerned that Kris would do something illegal, or use some sort of weapon to cause a violent major injury to me, that I did what anyone would have done in my position. I swung the briefcase and it hit Kris and knocked him out. Out of habit when an opponent is down on the mat I jumped on top of Kris and went for the pin. When the Referee realized a pin was taking place they returned inside the ring and made the count on the pin and I won the match by pinfall.

Felix turns to the next page in the notebook.

Felix:  The final item I will talk about is the match where myself and Bill Barnhart are a tag team entered in the match but our opponent, Kevin Carter, is a single opponent against us. Whereas me and Bill can tag in and out during the match as you do in a regular tag team match Kevin Carter is on his own. To be honest with everyone listening to my comments I firmly believe Carter is capable of taking on two wrestlers, even when those two wrestlers have to follow regular Tag Team rules, and winning the match. Of course myself and Bill are going to do all we can to win but however the match turns out then so be it.

Felix informs the camera person he is done with his comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST KEVIN CARTER. . .THIS IS GONNA BE FUN

« on: November 08, 2024, 08:03:41 AM »

A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST KEVIN CARTER

Narrator: Well. . .Damn!!!. . .I don’t think anyone saw this match teaming Bill Barnhart with Felix Hernandez which places their opponent, Kevin Carter, in a Handicap Match against them. This should prove to be an amusing match for Bill and Felix but more like a nightmare for Kevin Carter.

When the scene shifts we are taken inside the Walkup Skydome in Flagstaff, Arizona, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 410. This is where Bill Barnhart is teamed with his friend Felix Hernandez as they take on Kevin Karter in a Handicap Match. After a short time Bill Barnhart walks into camera range and he stops and looks into the camera to present comments for this upcoming match. A moment later his friend Felix Hernandez steps into camera view.

Bill:  Well, Felix, could you tell me what in the world happened in your match against Kris Ryans at Climax Control 409? Everything kinda just kicked into overdrive and the next thing I know you are whacking Kris over the head with your Stainless Steel Briefcase.

Felix:  I will be honest with you and the viewers. The match was going well for Kris Ryans. Then the next thing I know Bea is running to the ring yelling something about the Entity that controls the Briefcase sent her down to the ring. That’s all I know about what happened.

Bill:  That’s it? I still want to know why you grabbed the briefcase and whacked Kris Ryans with it. Yeah you won the match but to be honest with the Referee distracted by activity outside of the ring. I guess the Referee when they turned around saw you pinning Kris and calls the match in your favor.

Felix:  The way things were going at ringside I thought that either Bea was getting attacked by people siding with Kris Ryans or that Kris was trying to attack Bea. Since there were different ways things were going I took the initiative to use the briefcase on Kris but it wasn’t to be malicious it was that I just wanted to match to end so that we would go our separate ways. Bill I would love to stay and chat with you more, especially while you are on camera, but I need to get to the location where I will be presenting my own comments. See you at Climax Control 410.

Bill:  One more thing for you to remember about our upcoming match Felix. This is not a tag team against a singles wrestler match. You and I are not allowed in the ring at the same time to take on Kevin Carter. If we are on the receiving end of the assault by Kevin then we have to tag out to the other to bring the fresh wrestler into the ring.

Bill and Felix part ways as Felix walks out of camera range to get to the location where he will air his comments. The camera person with Bill returns focusing their camera on Bill.

Bill:  So many people call me quirky but I have to tell you that Felix Hernandez is a very quirky person and wrestler. His best quality is that he gives all he has in every match whether he wins or loses.

While Bill is presenting his comments we see Bea Barnhart walk into camera view and she stands next to Bill while they are on camera.

Bill:  Nice to have you with me for the remainder of my comments for my upcoming match against Kevin Carter with my tag team partner Felix Hernandez.

Bea:  Sorry I showed up a bit later than I wanted to but on my way to the arena I couldn’t help stopping into a few stores to see what I might want to purchase.

Bill:  Bea I need to talk with you while we are on camera as I don’t want a repeat of what happened in the match Felix had against Kris Ryans. I don’t want you bringing the briefcase to ringside when you are in our corner as our Manager. You must leave the briefcase in our dressing room. That way if the briefcase magically appears at ringside and the Entity of the briefcase had a job for one of us to take care of then the incident is on the Entity and not on you or me or Felix.

Bea:  I will do what you said and honestly I hope the Entity does not get involved in your match but we have no control over that.

Bill looks intently into the camera.

Bill:  So let’s get some shit out of the way eh Carter. You think your shit don’t stink but I’ve heard the backstage chatter that when you are taking a dump in your dressing room the Toxic Control team has to show up to decontaminate the facility. But you won’t have to worry about that after our match because when me and Felix beat the shit out of you there won’t be anything left inside you to poop out. You can call me mean, cruel, disgusting, and other things if you want, but I am free to say what I want, when I want, and to who I want. You are not an exception to that rule.

Bea:  Damn Bill! I thought I was the one with the explosive attitude and who goes off on others. You just out-did me big time.

Bill:  Thanks Bea. Well that’s all I have to say concerning my match coming up this Sunday. Make sure you tune in to enjoy our match and watch me and Felix work our magic in the ring.

Bea gives a sign that they are done presenting comments for Bill’s next wrestling match. At that signal the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING A LEGEND IN KRIS RYANS

« on: November 01, 2024, 06:24:38 PM »

I AM FACING A LEGEND IN KRIS RYANS

Narrator:  I just got off a video call with Felix Hernandez who will be facing off against Kris Ryans who is currently the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship. Felix told me he is excited to have this match against a great superstar in Kris Ryans.

The scene changes to the hotel room of Felix THE CAT Hernandez. Felix walks into the living room area of the hotel room and takes a seat on the couch and he looks into the camera to begin his comments concerning his upcoming match against Kris Ryans.

Felix:  Welcome to my hotel room in Phoenix, Arizona. My hotel room is near the Global Credit Union Arena so I am short drive to the arena and back or I can walk there and back if I decide to do so. Before I go into comments on my upcoming match against Kris Ryans I would like to present some information on where I used to work as a wrestler and why recently I decided to come to work in Sin City Wrestling.

Felix excuses himself to walk into the Kitchen area where he brews a cup of coffee in his Keurig K-Cup brewer. When the coffee is done he grabs the cup of coffee and returns to the couch and continues his comments.

Felix:  When I signed up with Asylum Wrestling Alliance where Goth ran the Federation I knew I was with a good wrestling federation. After being there for a few years Goth decided to close the doors on Asylum Wrestling Alliance. Goth went off into other wrestling federations while I returned to Athens, Georgia, to do other things until I decided to return to the sport of wrestling. Several years ago I was contacted by Bill and Bea Barnhart and they told me they moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is about 40 to 45 miles between us. Bill asked me to talk with Sin City Wrestling Management to see if I wanted to join and after speaking with Management I joined and here I am.

Felix sips his coffee again then he continues with his comments.

Felix:  My first match in Sin City Wrestling was on June 26, 2024, I have had a total of six matches so far. My Singles matches record is 2-3-0 and my multi-wrestler match, which was a Triple Threat, put me at 0-1-0 in that category. Now I am sure a lot of you, including my next opponent Kris Ryans, are asking why I am plodding along here in Sin City Wrestling when I am overall with a record of 2-4-0 and that is a good question. Remember I stated that Asylum Wrestling Alliance was a good wrestling federation? I came to Sin City Wrestling even though I realized it was an outstanding wrestling federation. I do what I do and I work on different ways and means to get wins over opponents. You need to be patient in this line of work and not rush things.

Felix finishes his cup of coffee and he excuses himself to brew another cup of coffee. After a short time Felix returns to the couch with his new cup of coffee.

Felix:  I took my name from the cartoon Felix The Cat. I loved watching Felix do his thing with the Bag of Tricks and watching the crazy Professor stalk Felix to try to steal the Bag of Tricks from him. For those of you who don’t know Felix did not control the Bag of Tricks and he has no say what was in the Bag of Tricks. The Bag of Tricks was a magical and mystical thing and it always provided Felix The Cat the right item to use at the right time and that is why The Professor tried to steal it from Felix The Cat every chance he got. Although I mentioned this before I will mention it again. I do not control my briefcase which I call my Magic Bag Of Tricks. There is a magical entity that resides in the briefcase and I cannot open or close the briefcast and I have no say about what items are inside the briefcast at any given time. The only thing I can tell you is that the entity in the Briefcast has total control. They will open or close the briefcast when needed. They will provide me an item I need when I need it. So if anyone is trying to make the claim that I put weapons into the briefcase to draw them out when I want to use them I will call you an idiot as the Entity controls the briefcast. . .not me.

Felix drinks about half the coffee then he continues with his comments.

Felix:  As most of you know Bea Barnhart serves as my Manager in addition to serving as Bill’s Manager. Bea is not at ringside to interfere in matches or to cause problems. Bea is there as my Manager to ensure the Referee calls the match fairly, that my opponents do not hire interference to cheat me out of a win, and to ensure my opponents do not try to use illegal things as weapons to harm me during the match. As with me and the Briefcase so it is with Bea and the Briefcase. Bea cannot open or close the briefcast and she cannot withdraw an item, or place an item into the briefcase, without the permission of the Entity that controls the briefcast. Enough of the general comments for now but I had to inform everyone what the truth is about me and the briefcase.

Felix finishes his coffee and he excuses himself to run to the kitchen to place his coffee cup into the sink then Felix returns to the couch to continue with his comments.

Felix:  My next opponent is Kris Ryans. I am coming into our match at 6 feet in height and 165 pounds of weight. Kris comes into our match 6 feet in height and 185 pounds of weight. Having 20 pounds more weight than I do is not an advantage for Kris over me.  Kris is an accomplished wrestler and he has held numerous Championships including Internet Championship, Mixed Tag Team Championship, Roulette Championship two times, and Heavyweight Championship two times. I applaud anyone who can obtain a record like that.

Bill claps his hands in a gesture of appreciation for what Kris Ryans has accomplished in Sin City Wrestling.

Felix:  I took notice of a comment on the Climax Control 409 card where it states that Kris Ryans is scheduled to challenge Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Championship at High Stakes XIV. Here is how I see a twist in this situation. The match between Carter and Kris is already scheduled. But what if. . .I mean what IF…I mean a HUGE IF…I defeat Kris Ryans in our upcoming match. By defeat of Kris Ryans I mean a legal win and not a win accomplished by interference or cheating by me or on behalf of me? Oh, holy shit, that would make everyone in the wrestling world take notice! Obviously Sin City Wrestling Management would not run to Kris Ryans and tell him that since he lost to me he is being withdrawn from the match and that Felix Hernandez will face Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Championship. Nah! You know Management would not do that. But…and this is a huge BUT…they could declare that since I legally defeated Kris Ryans that the Internet Championship match at High Stakes XIV that I should be included in that match and it would become a Triple Threat match for the Internet Championship. If you do not believe that miracles happen then pay attention to my match with Kris Ryans at Climax Control 409 and when I win and what I stated would happen does happen then come back to me and apologize for not believing me.

Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Felix:  One last item of information for you Kris. Unlike the cartoon character Felix The Cat who had complete control of his magic bag of trick where he could conjure up the exact item he wanted I do not have control over my Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless Steel Briefcase. I have mentioned this many times but since some people don’t listen I will mention it again. There is an entity that resides in the briefcast and that entity has total control of the briefcase and the contents in the briefcase. Even if I wanted to open the briefcase I cannot because the entity controls it, not me. If the entity has opened the briefcase and I want to close the briefcase I cannot close it as the entity is in charge of the briefcase, not me. If I wanted to withdraw an item to use as a weapon, or return an item into the briefcase after using it, I cannot do that because the entity controls the briefcase, not me. Same goes for Bea and Bill. They are bystanders who cannot do anything with the briefcase as the entity controls everything. So, Kris, if the entity feels you are cheating and trying to steal the win from me and the entity opens the briefcase and throws Karma into your face then you have to deal with that as me and Bea have no control over the entity and what it does. That is all we know about the entity and the briefcase so that is all anyone else can know.

Felix looks sternly into the camera.

Felix:  Well, Kris, what in the hell are you thinking about when  you hear my comments and my presenting possible scenarios that could take place in our match? Are you over-confident that you can defeat me? Are you someone concerned that I will win our match and make you look not as good as you think you are? Or, perhaps, you are scared to think of having to be in a Triple Threat match for the Internet Championship that includes Helluva Bottom Carter and me? Hmmm??? Only you know what twisted and scared thoughts are going through your brain. I know what I am thinking. I know what I am capable of doing in the wrestling ring. I know who and what I am. See you at Climax Control 409. I sure hope you are ready for one hell of an exciting match because I am not coming into our match to lay down on the mat and allow you to pin me for a cheap win.

Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to ask them if they want them to cut their camera feed or if the Network will control it. The Network informs the camera person that they will control it by switching back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. There is a short time delay then the screen shifts to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING J2H FOR THE SECOND TIME

« on: October 25, 2024, 07:09:19 AM »

I AM FACING J2H FOR THE SECOND TIME

Narrator:  Today I am with Bill and Bea Barnhart as they bring up comments on Bill’s upcoming match against J2H at Climax Control 408. I will turn you over to them at their hotel room in Primm, Nevada.

The scene shifts to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart. Both are casually dressed in blue jeans and matching yellow tee shirts. The camera person notifies Bill and Bea they are now live broadcasting so the two launch into their comments concerning Bill’s match against J2H for Climax Control 408.

Bill:  Thanks for tuning in with us today. I have a match against J2H at Climax Control 408. Bea, who is my wife and Manager, will be at ringside serving as my Manager to ensure the match is called properly by the Referee and that no interference will happen in my match by people who want J2H to win without earning the win.

Bea:  I am in the opening match for Climax Control 408 against Prudence Pierce. Since we are the opening match I am damn sure going to put on a fantastic performance to ensure the entire Climax Control 408 is an amazing show as my performance will inspire all the other wrestlers to step up their game.

Bill:  You mentioned during your comments that you are hoping we could challenge for the Mixed Tag Team Championship again as we are former Mixed Tag Team Champions. Do you have any further comments on that subject?

Bea:  Our first run as Mixed Tag Team Championships didn’t last as long as were anticipated so I would like us to get back into that Division for a time so that we can prove to everyone that our first run as Mixed Tag Team Champions was not a fluke.

Bill:  Having a very short Championship run is never a fun thing to have on your record. We will see what Management does for us.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. Sorry I took some of your camera time.

Bill:  Not a problem Bea. We are a team. Now I would like to start my comments with my history against J2H in the wrestling ring. We have had one match against each other and that was at Climax Control 365 on June 18, 2023. J2H got the win over me by pinfall and I admire that he was able to achieve the win since I am 10 inches taller than him and 65 pounds heavier. That truly shows that J2H is an amazing wrestler and that his smaller size is not a disadvantage for him when facing larger opponents. Just because I come into my match against J2H at 0-1-0 doesn’t mean I exit my match at 0-2-0. I am in this match to win and exit at 1-1-0 against J2H.

Bea:  Well, Bill, there is only so much you can do as the wrestler assigned against J2H and there is only so much I can do as your Manager at ringside. You can rest assured that if anyone attempts interference, either to attack J2H to give you a cheap win, or to attack you so that you lose, I will be on the Referee’s back in a flash.

Bill:  The bottom line is what it is Bea. The bottom line when it comes to wrestling is that I never have a problem when a great wrestler gets the legal win over me. There is nothing to be ashamed about losing to a great wrestler. I will go into this match, as I do in every match, and that is with confidence and ability and however the match ends up then so be it. Let’s go out to a restaurant and have a nice dinner.

Bea:  Yeah!!!

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person cuts his camera feed and the scene goes to black.

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Climax Control Archives / TIME FOR ME TO BEAT DOWN PRUDENCE PIERCE

« on: October 25, 2024, 07:07:01 AM »

BEA 99 TIME TO BEAT DOWN PRUDENCE PIERCE

TIME TO BEAT DOWN PRUDENCE PIERCE

Narrator:  Bea is coming off a break to return to action in the wrestling ring at Climax Control 408 and her opponent is Prudence Pierce. This will be an interesting match and since it is the first match of Climax Control 408 this match will set the tone for the entire show.

The scene changes and we get a shot of Bea Barnhart walking around inside the Start Of The Desert Arena in Primm, Nevada. Bea is casually dressed in jeans and a black pullover top. Bea sees the camera person approach her and she invites them to walk with her while she presents comments leading up to her match against Prudence Pierce.

Bea:  I wish to thank those who are watching today while I present comments on my upcoming match against Prudence Pierce. First I would like to address my opponent Prudence. So, Prudence, it appears that you feel you are the THING everyone is looking for in a Bombshell wrestler. Apparently you think more highly of yourself than the other wrestlers and the fans think of you. Just because you think you are IT doesn’t mean everyone else thinks the same way as you do.

Bea continues walking down the hallway then she turns the corner and heads off down a different hallway.

Bea:  Prudence I would like to get the presentation of the obligatory information out of the way before I talk about other items. I come into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds. You, Prudence, come into our match at 5 feet 3 inches and 112 pounds. Having 18 pounds of weight over you and 2 inches of height is not what anyone would call an ADVANTAGE but my wrestling abilities compared to your wrestling abilities puts me way higher than you in abilities in the wrestling ring. I will get into comments on that aspect of our match shortly.

Bea stops to look into one of the venues inside the arena.

Bea:  Prudence I would like to enlighten you as to what I am about when it comes to the sport of wrestling. I am what you call a Neutral alignment wrestler. That means if I have an opponent who wants a clean match so that both of us can highlight our wrestling skills then I am up for that. However that also means that if I have an opponent who wants a filthy dirty violate all the rules match then I am damn sure up for that.

Bea turns from the venue she was looking into and she continues walking around the Arena.

Bea:  Along with the more common wrestling holds and maneuvers I have some things I bring to the match that works in my favor especially in the area of making opponents submit. It is always more fun, and amusing, to make my opponents beg for the match to stop as I am inflicting severe pain upon them.

Bea arrives at the venue where the wrestling ring is set up for Climax Control 408. Bea walks up to the wrestling ring and she takes one trip around the ring before settling into one of the chairs at the table where Jason Adams and Belinda Simone provide comments on the wrestling matches.

Bea:  So, Prudence, are you ready to know what painful and devastating moves and holds I plan on using on you to make you submit to me? Some of my favorite punishing moves and submission holds include the following items. BEA BULLDOG where I bulldog you face first into the mat. THE PRETZEL Figure Four Leglock. And the other one is the SLEEPING PILL which is my sleeper hold. Now, Prudence, you can let out a sigh. . .you can roll your eyes and give me your mean girl stare. . .but you cannot overlook the fact that I have won many matches by wearing down my opponents then inflicting one of my punishing submission holds. If you think you are immune to what I can do to you as my opponent then you really are a air-headed moron.

Bea lets out a loud laugh.

Bea:  Prudence it isn’t just the fact that I enjoy making opponents submit rather than me just pinning them. The real enjoyment I get is when an opponent talks crap leading up to our match and then when I put one of my submission holds on them and they know they are going to lose to hear them begging and pleading for me to release them is. . .well. . .extremely amusing and satisfying to me. Make sure you have your voice ready to issue your submission to me. Ha ha ha!!!

Bea walks around the venue some more and then she arrives at the entrance of the venue and stops to look into the camera.

Bea:  Before I go I want Prudence, and everyone else in Sin City Wrestling, to know that me and Bill have been talking and we are hoping to be assigned to challenge for the Mixed Tag Team Championship as we are former Mixed Tag Team Champions. It would be fun to hold and defend that Championship again.

Bea smirks into the camera.

Bea:  That is all I needed to say today leading up to my match against you Prudence. I am returning to the hotel where me and Bill have a room as we both have matches at Climax Control 408. I will be with Bill when he presents his comments for his match against J2H as I will be at ringside as Bill’s Manager so I have comments to make during Bill’s presentation of his comments for his match. Bye!

Bea turns and walks down the sidewalk away from the camera person. When Bea is out of camera range the camera person cuts their feed and the scene goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / AIDEN REYNOLDS AGAIN. . .BUT I WIN THIS TIME

« on: October 18, 2024, 07:54:18 PM »

I AM FACING AIDEN REYNOLDS AGAIN BUT THIS TIME I EMERGE THE WINNER

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart had a Street Fight Match against Aiden Reynolds at Violent Conduct X and Bill lost the match to Aiden. Bill told me is he out to even the score by defeating Aiden at Climax Control 407. Bill, being a two-time Roulette Champion, also told me that he wants this win so that he will get into the Roulette Championship match so that he will become a three-time Roulette Champion.

We get a camera shot of Bill Barnhart walking along the streets around the Reno-Sparks Convention Center. We do not see Bea Barnhart so our curiosity is up. As Bill is walking around the streets lots of fans are approaching him to ask for an autograph and if they can take photos with him and Bill graciously agrees. After greeting fans Bill turns to the camera to start his comments.

Bill:  I want everyone to know that Bea is not with me on this tour in Reno, Nevada. Since Bea was not assigned to a wrestling match she asked if she could fly back to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend time with Iris and of course I told her to enjoy the trip and to let me know how Iris is doing. Looking at the time I am going to return to my hotel room as Bea is going to do a video call with me so I can talk to her and Iris at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. There will be a short break and then I will be broadcasting again shortly.

Bill hails a taxi and returns to his hotel room which is not far from the Reno-Sparks Convention Center. After Bill gets set up in his hotel room the camera person arrives and sets up. When they are live broadcasting again Bill comments. Bill received a notification sound from the Zoom Video Call app and he connects and he can see Bea and Iris at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and Bea and Iris can see Bill. We listen in on their conversation.

Bill:  Hi Bea! Hi Iris!

Bea:  Hi Bill! Iris sure was happy when I came home. So glad I decided to come home and check on her. Iris! Daddy Bill is on the computer!

Iris perks up and walks over to where Bea is on the computer and when Iris sees Daddy Bill on the computer screen she is so happy.

Iris:  *doggy language* (Translation:  Daddy! I miss you so much! Please come home soon!)

Bill:  Sure thing Iris. The next time Bea is involved in a match and I have that event off I will fly home to spend a week with you.

Iris:  *doggy language* Thanks Dad!

Bill:  Has Uncle Andy been taking good care of you?

Iris:  *doggy language* Yes Uncle Andy takes great care of me and he takes me for walks and when we are tired we relax together on the couch and watch television or we fall asleep on the couch or bed to rest then after we wake up we play more and watch more television or take walks.

Bill:  I have to get back to airing my promo for my match against Aiden Reynolds. Iris is there anything else you want to talk to me about?

Iris:  *doggy language* Nope.

Bill:  Bea is there anything else you wish to comment on?

Bea:  Just that I want you to win so you get into the Roulette Championship match and win and become a three-time Roulette Champion.

Bill:  Okay. I will end our video call now and I will go back to making comments to Aiden Reynolds about our upcoming match.

Bill turns off the Zoom Video Call app then he returns to looking into the camera to continue his comments about his upcoming match against Aiden Reynolds.

Bill:  No, Aiden, I was not done with presenting comments for our upcoming match just because I needed to do a video call with Bea and Iris. So please sit back and relax and enjoy what I have to say.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  I will start with some basic information. My father’s name was William Barnhart and he named me William Barnhart Junior. When I started work in wrestling I preferred to use the name Bill instead of William because it allowed me to do multiple use of the letter B. But there are other uses for B in descriptions of myself. I sometimes used Bulldog Bill because I am like a Pit Bull in a dog fight where I never give up until there are no more options left. Brutal is another B word description of me and at our match on Sunday you will find out how brutal I can be. I am also Brave and back down from nothing or anyone. I could give you several more definitions using the letter B but I feel I gave you enough to know what you are getting yourself into concerning our upcoming match.

Bill puffs out his chest and pounds his fists on his chest.

Bill: Listen up to my closing comments Aiden so that when what I state ends up happening you will be unable to say that I didn’t warn you what would happen. I am a two-time Roulette Champion. In both reigns I held the Roulette Championship a long time. It is not an easy Championship to retain for a long period of time but I was able to do it anyway. Since I earned the Roulette Championship twice that tells you I know what it takes to become a Roulette Champion. Since I held the Roulette Championship twice and successfully defended it during those two reigns that tells you I know what it takes to remain as the Roulette Champion. I have the desire to earn the Roulette Championship for a third time and I need to defeat you first in order to get into the Roulette Championship match that is coming up.

Bill gives a stern look into the camera.

Bill:  Once again our match is a Last Man Standing rules match. In our previous match I wasn’t able to get into a standing position and lost the match as it was also a Last Man Standing rules match. But in our match this weekend you need to know my mindset. You can beat me down as many times as you want and I will get back on my feet every time. Even if I have only one percent of my abilities remaining I will still get back on my feet and continue attacking you. Unless you are able to knock me out, totally unconscious, I will continue to get up to continuing attacking you.

Bill glares into the camera.

Bill:  I want to get a few more comments out in the open before I close my comments for today. Let me get everything in perspective for you Aiden. In a Last Man Standing match the winner is determined to be the wrestler who is able to beat down their opponent to the point where the opponent is unable to get to their feet within a ten count by the Referee. Since our last match I have had time to think about that match and the fact that in our current match the winner gets a chance to become Roulette Champion. Since I am a two-time Roulette Champion you know damn well I want to become a three-time Roulette Champion.

Bill pounds his fist into his other hand then he continues with his comments.

Bill:  So, Aiden, you are probably asking what all I just said means to you right? Well it be like this Aiden. If you can beat me down to where I am totally unconscious then you have a remote chance of winning our match. However…and this is a huge HOWEVER if you can only beat me down 99 percent, which means I still have one percent left, then I will defeat you. And, Aiden, say you were able to beat me down into the mat and you see me struggling to stand up and you feel you have the match won. Oooooo…not so fast…even if you think you have me beat down at 100 percent if I am still able to open my eyes, or even just one of my eyelids, and see your face, I will get up off the mat and destroy you and win the match. Yes, Aiden, I am that sure I will win our match that I will never give up in our match until the Referee rules against me. However the Referee will rule ME as the Winner as he or she will have no other option when I destroy you.

Bill informs the camera person he will present his closing comments and then the camera person can cut the feed to their camera.

Bill:  And, Aiden, when I win our match and get a shot at the Roulette Championship you can be assured I will emerge as the winner of that match and as a three-time Roulette Championship. With that said I say SCREW YOU AIDEN as I am tired of talking to you on camera. The next time you hear me talking to you is when I am destroying you in our upcoming match.

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments and the camera person cuts the feed to their camera and the Network quickly switches back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / FACING JUSTIN SMITH. . .AGAIN. . .

« on: October 18, 2024, 07:51:34 PM »

I AM FACING JUSTIN SMITH AGAIN AND I WILL DEFEAT HIM AGAIN

Narrator:  When the Card for Climax Control 407 was announced I made a call to Felix Hernandez to ask him what he thinks of facing Justin Smith again. It took some time before Hernandez stopped laughing so he could answer my question. And what was his answer you ask? His answer was that he defeated Justin Smith by by Pinfall on August 4, 2024, and he will defeat Justin Smith again at Climax Control 407.

The scene shifts from the Narrator to a shot of Felix Hernandez who is inside the Reno-Sparks Convention Center in Reno, Nevada. Felix is walking around the venue taking in the view when he noticed there is a camera person taking a shot of him. He invites to camera person to follow him as he comments on his upcoming match against Justin Smith at Climax Control 407.

Felix:  The first thing I want to mention is that since Bea Barnhart was not scheduled for a match at Climax Control 407 she decided to fly back to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend a week with Iris as both she and Bill have been on tour with Sin City Wrestling for a long time.

Felix continues walking around the venue while the assigned camera person keeps focused on him.

Felix:  The second thing I want to mention is directed as you Justin. We had our first match against each other on August 4, 2024, and I defeated you and won our match. You thought that having a height and weight advantage over me was going to get you an easy win. You quickly found out that although I am shorter and lighter than you I am a better wrestler than you will ever be. Nothing has changed from our previous match except for the venue where our match is being held. I already know how to defeat you as I proved to you on August 4, 2024. If you come into our match at Climax Control 407 thinking that I will be unable to defeat you again then you are sadly very wrong in your assumption.

Felix continues walking around the venue while the camera person stays focused on him. As Felix is passing a doorway he looks inside and sees this is the room where the wrestling ring is set up where he will be opening Climax Control 407 in his match against Justin Smith. Felix walks into the room and he looks around ringside to get the layout of the area.

Felix:  Justin I want you to listen to me for a moment. Do you think someone in heavy construction will try to pick up a huge object that is larger and heavier than them and risk an injury or do you think they would use items that provide leverage to manage even the heaviest objects? If you answered that you would try to pick up the larger and heavier object rather than using items that provide you with leverage then you are an idiot. Think of all the huge wrestlers over the years. Think of some like Haystacks Calhoun or King Kong Bundy or Kamala or Andre The Giant, or some other wrestler who easily weighs in around 300 pounds or more. Smaller wrestlers who get assigned to those wrestlers who are huge will not last long in a match trying to lift something they cannot lift or to push and bully around the ring when they don’t have the size or weight to be able to do that to the larger wrestlers. The key item in a wrestler where a smaller and lighter wrestler is facing off against a larger and heavier wrestler is simple. The smaller and lighter wrestler simply needs to break his larger and heavier opponent into smaller pieces and work on those smaller pieces until they have managed to disable or damage their opponent to where they can take the advantage for the win.

Felix walks around the ring for a bit before returning to the camera to focus into the camera to finish his comments.

Felix:  Yes, Justin, you are larger than I am but you are also slower than me and that works to my advantage. Yes, Justin, you are heavier than I am but by working over various parts of your body to wear you down in those areas it causes you to lose any size or weight advantage as I whittle away at those so-called advantages you claim you have. If you want to run around the ring to stay away from me the simple thing for me to do is work over your legs so that you cannot run around to try to stay away from me. If you think your height is an advantage then the thing for me to do is to work over your legs and arms and then take you off your feet where you will be unable to maneuver back up on your feet. Once I have you on the mat disabled then getting the pin or submission is easy.

Felix informs the camera person he will give his final comments and then they can turn off their camera.

Felix:  I don’t want to hurt you Justin but if that is what it will take I can make an exception on that item. I don’t want to injure you Justin but if that is the direction you want to take our match, meaning you want to deliberately injure me, then I will defend myself and when you get disabled and injured don’t complain about what I did to you while countering your attempt to deliberately injure me. Justin I will defeat you within the rules of our match and I will walk away from my second win in Sin City Wrestling with both of my wins being against you. This win I am going to get over you will bring my win-loss record to 2-4. Have a nice day Justin because when our match at Climax Control 407 begins there will be no more nice days for you. Har har har!!!

While Felix is laughing hard he waves in the direction of the camera person to let them know he is done with his comments for today and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our scree goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / LYLE KASEY JUNIOR IS GOING TO LOSE TO ME

« on: October 11, 2024, 06:55:02 PM »

LYLE KASEY JUNIOR IS GOING TO LOSE TO ME

Narrator:  I had a talk with Felix Hernandez before I came on camera to give you lead in comments for his match against Lyle Kasey Junior and Felix told me he is excited and pumped up for this match. I will now turn you over to Felix who is relaxing in his hotel room near the Gold Coast Casino.

When the scene shifts to the hotel room of Felix Hernandez we see him in the kitchen area of his hotel room preparing some coffee with his Keurig coffee brewer. When Felix’s coffee is done brewing he grabs the cup and walks into the living room area and he sees that the assigned camera person is already set up and broadcasting. Felix takes a seat on the couch and begins his comments for his match at Climax Control 406 against Lyle Kasey Junior.

Felix:  I wish to welcome everyone who has tuned in to hear my comments leading up to my wrestling match against Lyle Kasey Junior at Climax Control 406. As you can see I have a simple hotel room as I am not one of those wrestlers who demand fancy over-blown and very expensive hotel rooms. I just need a place to return to after going out and a place where I can relax and plan on my attack scenario on my upcoming opponent. I will begin by giving the history I have against Lyle Kasey Junior, then I will go into statistics, and then I will provide pertinent information that proves I have the advantage in our match, and then I will smile confidently into the camera as I know I will win this match.

Felix takes a drink of coffee before continuing with his comments.

Felix:  I have no history against Lyle Kasey Junior as we have not yet had a match against each other. That changes on Sunday, October 13, 2024, because that is the date of Climax Control 406 and I have been assigned to a wrestling match against Lyle. This is not a simple Standard Rules match we have been assigned to. This is a LAST MAN STANDING match where we get to beat the crap out of each other until one of us. . .Lyle Kasey Junior of course. . .can no longer get to his feet and I win the match.

Felix finishes his coffee then he walks into the Kitchen Area to drop a K-Cup into his Keurig coffee machine and he brews another cup of coffee. When the coffee is done Felix returns to the couch in the living room area and continues with his presentation.

Felix:  First I would like to let everyone know that Bea Barnhart not only serves as Bill Barnhart’s Manager as she is also my Manager. Bea will be at ringside, legally serving as my Manager during my match with Lyle Kasey Junior. Bea is not there to interfere in the match. Bea is at ringside to ensure Kasey doesn’t hire interference to get a cheap win over me. Bea is at ringside to ensure the Referee calls a fair match for both wrestlers. Bea is at ringside to ensure that I don’t get cheated out of the win.

Felix takes several sips of his coffee and he moans with pleasure from the taste of the coffee.

Felix:  I will now present how me and Lyle Kasey Junior measure up. I am 6 feet in height and 165 pounds. Lyle is 6 feet 4 inches so he has 4 inches of height over me. I am at 165 pounds and Lyle is at 210 pounds which gives him 45 pounds more weight to carry than I do. Do not immediately assume that just because a wrestler carries 45 pounds more weight than their opponent that it automatically translates into an advantage for them. Although Lyle has four inches of height and 45 pounds more weight over me the fact is that he is coming into this match damaged from his match against Helluva Bottom Carter at Violent Conduct X. At best Lyle can hope that with his injuries from his match against Carter that he is even-up against me. However we all watched his match against Carter and we all know that Lyle is so damaged that he is not even up to half my abilities and endurance due to his injuries against Carter.

Felix stands up and walks around the living room area for a short time while drinking more of his coffee.

Felix:  So, Lyle, let us take a bit of time to factor everything going on in our match so that there is absolutely no confusion on your part. I am at 100 percent while you are, maybe, around 50 percent capacity due to the injuries you sustained two weeks ago against Helluva Bottom Carter. You can come into our match and claim you are not injured but everyone saw how much in the way of injuries you sustained against Carter. You can try to make the claim that over the past two weeks you got back to perfect health but nobody believes you as we all saw the beating you took in your Ladder Match You can come into this match and try bragging that you are not nervous and scared to enter this match against me but everyone, including you, knows that is a lie as you know how damaged you are and how un-damaged I am.

Felix finishes his second cup of coffee and he returns the coffee cup to the Kitchen sink then he returns to the living room area to make closing comments.

Felix:  Lyle you can talk all the shit you want but the only thing you are accomplishing is lying and having breath that smells like shit. We are both walking into our match at Climax Control 406 as competitors bit I will be leaving our match as the winner of the match and you will be leaving our match as the loser. That loss to me will drop you down in the rankings and my win over you will catapult me up in the rankings. Please, Lyle, do everyone a favor and accept the fact that you are damaged goods, you are broken and not healedt, and you are going to lose to me. You have no choice in the situation so just deal with it. See you at Climax Control 406.

Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and that the camera person can cut his camera feed if he wants to. The camera person contacts the Network and they tell them to cut their camera feed and they do so and immediately the Network returns to broadcasting the regularly scheduled programming for this time slow.

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Climax Control Archives / I WILL DEFEAT HARPER MASON AGAIN

« on: October 11, 2024, 11:11:28 AM »

I WILL DEFEAT HARPER MASON AGAIN

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart is assigned to a match against Harper Mason at Climax Control 406. This will be the second time Bea faces off against Harper with Bea winning their first confrontation. With that said I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart in Las Vegas, Nevada.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bea Barnhart at the Starbucks Coffee location near the Gold Coast Casino where she is enjoying her coffee which appears to be a basic cup of coffee. We see that Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans, and a regular white pull-over shirt, and white sneakers. The assigned camera person walks up to Bea to inform her that they are assigned to broadcast her comments and Bea acknowledges them and asks them to set up to that they are not blocking customers from getting their drinks. The camera person does so and when they are set up and their camera feed is live they inform Bea and she launches into her comments for her upcoming match against Harper Mason.

Bea:  I thank everyone who is watching today for tuning in to hear my comments on my upcoming match against Harper Mason at Climax Control 406. Before I jump into those comments I need to make a quick video call to our English Bulldog Iris who is at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where our friend and neighbor, Andrew, is taking care of her while we are on tour.

Bea launches the video calling app on her cell phone and Andrew, who is taking care of Iris in their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, launches the video calling app on the cell phone he has so Iris can talk with Mommy Bea.

Bea:  Iris!!! How are you doing? Is Andrew taking good care of you while me and Daddy Bill are on tour?

Iris:  Ruff. . .Bark. . .Whine…Snort. (Translation:  I am doing fine. . .Andrew is taking great care of me while you and Daddy are on tour. . .I miss you and Daddy so much and I hope when you get a break and return home you will stay for a long time instead of rushing off go another wrestling event…snort!)

Bea:  I am so very sorry Iris. Me and Daddy Bill have to perform our wrestling obligations with Sin City Wrestling when we are assigned to matches. Also it isn’t always an easy thing for the two of us to return to Lawrenceville, Georgia, while we are on tour as a lot of events are back-to-back and we are half way around the world from Lawrenceville. We will see what we can do the next time we are home. By the way how are you and Pete The Cactus getting along recently? I know he lives on the other West Coast of the United States so with you being in Georgia it isn’t easy for you two to get together and have a data. We will get that arranged for you after we return for a time as me and Daddy Bill will have a talk with Senor Vennie to have him visit us with Pete.

After Mommy Bea informs Iris that she and Bill will arrange with Senor Vinnie some dates with Pete The Cactus Iris begins running full speed around the living room of their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When Iris gets exhausted running around she drops on the carpet and she is panting heavily.

Bea:  I figured that would get you excited. Me and Daddy Bill will be home soon. Just enjoy having Andrew taking care of you. And, Adrew, I cannot close this video call without thanking you for the care you give to Iris and the fact that you love her as much as me and Bill do.

Andrew thanks Bea for the nice comments and he promises he will continue to take great care of Iris. Bea then closes the Video Call app and she returns to looking into the camera to continue her comments on her upcoming match against Harper Mason.

Bea:  With Iris at our home in Lawrenceville, Geogia, and with Bill relaxing at our hotel room, and when me relaxing in Starbucks, I can continue my comments for the enlightenment of Harper Mason.

Bea finishes her basic cup of coffee and she calls over one of the Starbucks servers to order another coffee. This time we hear Bea order a large Jave Chip Frappuccino.

Bea:  You might be wondering why I ordered a Java Chip Frappuccino instead of another regular coffee so I will tell you. I love the Java Chip Frappuccino as it is chilled and creamy and has added cream. I find it a nice drink to have when you are talking to your next opponent explaining to them why you are going to thoroughly kick their ass and walk away as the winner of the match.

The Starbucks server returns with Bea’s Java Chip Frappuccino and Bea thanks them, gives them a tip, then she takes a drink, then she looks into the camera to talk to Harper Mason.

Bea:  Well, Harper, here we are again. What’s that? You are asking what I mean by the term here we are again? Did you forget that we had one match against each other already? I guess with you taking losses in four out of five matches you have blocked those matches, and those losses, out of your memory. Our previous match was on September 24, 2023, at Climax Control 373. I defeat you by pinfall. That means I am 1-0 against you and you are 0-1 against me. I promise you, Harper, that when the bell rings to end our match at Climax Control 406, you will again take a loss to me and you will sulk back to your dressing room with an 0-2 record against me while I strut back to my dressing room at 2-0 against you.

Bea pauses her comments to take another drink of her Java Chip Frappuccino before continuing with her comments.

Bea:  So, Harper, are you coming into our match thinking that you have the advantage over me? You thought the same thing on September 24, 2023, when I defeated you. Knowing that I took you out before and will take you out again must be driving you crazy. And, Harper, before you start bragging about all the so-called advantages you think you have over me I will shut you down.  You come into our match at 5 feet 5 inches in height and 125 pounds. I come into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds so we are basically even in weight but I do have a few pounds of weight advantage over you.

Bea pauses her comments to drink more of her Java Chip Frappuccino. When Bea is done she places the cup on the table then she wipes her lips with a napkin.

Bea:  Harper I am one of those people who hear what others say ad then I evaluate what they say and what they do to find out if there are contradictions or errors in what was said by them. One of the things I noticed about you is that from the day you stepped into Sin City Wrestling as a wrestler you have claimed that you are the best thing to come to the world since sliced bread. However, Harper, all I have seen from you has been pathetic excuses for your numerous losses in the wrestling ring. You have not proven that you are a great wrestler. You have not proven that you are a good wrestler. You have not proven that you are an average wrestler. What you have proven is that you are a pathetic wrestler who cannot get the job done.

Bea finishes her Java Chip Frappuccino and looks into the camera again.

Bea:  Since your name is Harper and the term of HARP and HARPING means to whine, bitch, moan, and complain, I feel that your name is appropriate since you whine, bitch, moan, and complain, about everything, and blaming opponents for your losses, instead of improving yourself so that you can actually win a few wrestling matches here and there.

Bea starts to walk to the door of Starbucks to go outside and walk to where her hotel is located. Bea looks at the camera occasionally, while also keeping her concentration on where she is walking, so she can make comments for the benefit of Harper Mason,

Bea:  Harper you are damaged goods. Let me give you some examples of damaged goods. You go shopping and drop a container of eggs on the floor and the eggs break and splatter all over the place. . .that is damaged goods. You pick up a carton of milk and it slips out of your hands and hits the floor and milk splatters everywhere. . .that is damaged goods. You put food into either the oven, air fryer, or microwave, and the food burns to a crisp, or the food explodes, and creates a horrible mess you have to clean up. . .that is damaged goods. Yep. That’s you Harper. You are damaged goods and I promise that you will be further damaged after I soundly destroy you in our match.

Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  Now, Harper, I am going to tell you exactly what I am going to do in our match. That way you cannot come up with any excuse that you were not informed and warned ahead of time. In our first match I defeated you by pinfall. In our upcoming match I want a more dramatic and damaging win against you. I will defeat you either by submission or knockout so I wanted to let you know that ahead of time so that it will not come as a shock to you when I defeat you in the manner I stated. Please enjoy the time you have remaining before you have to step into the ring against me because once the Timekeeper rings the bell and our match is officially underway you are doomed to lose to me.

Bea informs the assigned camera person that she is done with her comments for today and that they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that Bea is done with her comments and the Network cuts the feed to their camera and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I HAVE A CHANCE TO EARN A SHOT FOR THE INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

« on: September 13, 2024, 06:46:53 PM »

I HAVE A CHANCE TO EARN A SHOT FOR THE INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Before I came on the air I had a talk with Bill Barnhart. He told me he just had a match at Climax Control 404 and that he was surprised he was booked for a match at Climax Control 405. He said he was even more surprised when he saw that he is in a five person match with the winner becoming the Number One Contender for the Internet Heavyweight Championship. Bill assured me he will not let this opportunity slip through his hands. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The scene changes from a camera shot of the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart at an undisclosed location. We take note that Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans, a pink pullover shirt, and black sneakers. We also take note that Bea, his wife and Manager, is not with him at this location. When the camera person informs Bill that they are now live broadcasting Bill stands in front of the camera holding a sheet of paper in his hand.

Bill:  I would like to first mention that when the official Card for Climax Control 405 was posted I was surprised that I had a match. . .a match that is the Main Event for this edition of Climax Control. . .even though I was on the Climax Control 404 Card in a Six Man Tag Team match. Although my tag team didn’t win the match it should also be taken into consideration that I was not the wrestler on my team who got pinned for the loss.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  At Climax Control 405 I am included in the Main Event match which is an Aces Wild Gauntlet match. The first two wrestlers drawn start the action and when one of them is eliminated then the next wrestler drawn enters the match. The cycle continues until the final two wrestlers remain and the one who eliminates the other is the winner. What does the winner of this Aces Wile Gauntlet match. . .ME OF COURSE. . .get for the win? I will become the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship against Helluva Bottom Carter.

Bill pauses his comments to flex for the camera then he continues with his comments.

Bill:  Now I will give you a run-down on how I have fared in the wrestling ring against LJ Kasey, Justin Smith, Eddie Lyons, and Aiden Reynolds. I have no history against LJ Kasey at this time. I have defeated Justin Smith two times in two matches. I am one win, one loss, and no draws, against Eddie Lyons in Singles matches. And, finally, I have no history against Aiden Reynolds in Singles matches.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Do I have concerns over facing any of these wrestles? Nah! I am going to easily win this match and earn the shot at the Internet Championship. But I know what you are thinking so let me address your thoughts. You are thinking that if I get lucky and win this Aces Wild Gauntlet match and then face off against Helluva Bottom Carter that I am walking face-first into a match I will not be able to win. I expected you would think like that because I have two losses against Carter with no Wins or Draws and, of course, you are so mentally deficient that you cannot think outside the box. I’ve had more than two matches where Carter was involved in the match but not all were Singles matches. I have been honest that in Singles matches with Carter I have no wins and two losses. What you fail to take into consideration is that I am a two-time Roulette Champion and I held the Roulette Championship a long time during both reigns. If you all, and Carter, want to take me lightly and make fun of me then please enjoy your laughing at me now because after I defeat Carter and become the Internet Champion your laughing will stop. I will take a break from my comments from this undisclosed location and when I return to continue my comments on my upcoming match at Climax Control 405 me and Bea will be broadcasting from the Marriott Hotel La Porta De Monaco.

After a break the scene comes on our screen and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart relaxing on the couch in their hotel room at the Marriott Hotel La Porta De Monaco which is located a short walking distance from the Stade Louis II where Climax Control 405 is being held. We notice Bill is wearing his normal wrestling outfit, which consists of pink wrestling attire with black trim and a black heart sewn on the chest of the outfit for this presentation while Bea is wearing her light blue dress which indicates she is in a mellow mood. When the camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are live broadcasting Bill and Bea look into the camera and begin their comments concerning Bill’s Aces Wild Gauntlet Match for Climax Control 405.

Bill:  Thank you for joining us today. As you see I am adored in my pink wrestling attire that has black trim and a black heart sewn on the chest of the outfit. Bea is adorned in her light blue dress which is the color she wears when she is in a mellow mood. Bea would you like to kick off our comments by informing the viewers why you are wearing your Mellow Mood light blue dress for when you serve as my Manager during my match at Climax Control 405?

Bea:  I decided to wear my light blue dress as this is the dress I will be wearing, as your manager, during your Aces Wild Gauntlet match where you will win and earn a shot at the Internet Heavyweight Championship. I know you will easily win the match so I am mellow.

Bill:  Thanks for the vote of confidence Bea. A lot depends on the order of the draw the wrestlers in the match get. However regardless if I am the first wrestler drawn for the match, or the last wrestler drawn for the match, I am going to win.

Bea:  Some people think that in a Gauntlet match if you are one of the first wrestlers involved in the match that by the time the last person enters the match you are drained of energy and the fresh wrestler has the advantage however that is not the case.

Bill:  What Bea means is that a match like this always comes down to the wrestler who has the best in-ring abilities, the endurance to last in the match, and the ability to overcome items such as energy drain and enduring blows from opponents. Sometimes the first wrestler who enters the match has the advantage until the end of the match and at other times it works against them. As for me it doesn’t matter if I am the first wrestler drawn for this match or the last. My ability to perform well in the match has no bearing on when I enter the match. I am such an awesome wrestler that I easily overcome those items that other wrestlers feel are disadvantages.

Bea:  Tell them what you told me before we came on live broadcasting.

Bill:  Before we went live broadcasting I was talking with Bea and I told her that I have the drive and determination to win this match and then go on to defeat Helluva Bottom Carter. That is not bragging…that the truth.

Bea:  So, Bill, are you ready for us to close our comments for today?

Bill:  What everyone needs to understand, and by everyone I mean the wrestlers involved in the match and the fans watching the match, is that it doesn’t matter what draw you get for your entrance into this type of Gauntlet Match. In a regular Gauntlet Match additional participants are drawn to be allowed to enter the match after a given length of time has elapsed until everyone has been drawn. In our match at Climax Control 405 the first two wrestlers will go at each other until one is eliminated then the next wrestler is drawn to enter the match.

Bea: I like this type of Gauntlet Match because it is always one-on-one until one of the two are eliminated from the match.

Bill:  Due to the fact I am a two-time Roulette Champion that means I have a lot of endurance. I held the Roulette Championship twice and both championship runs were longer than most Roulette Champions hold the championship before losing it. I assure everyone watching today, especially LJ Kasey, Justin Smith, Eddie Lyons, and Aiden Reynolds, that I have more determination, drive, ability, endurance, and wrestling skills than the four of you combined. All of us will enter the match but only one of us will endure to the end and walk away with a shot at Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Heavyweight Championship. Sorry to inform you four that I am the only wrestler in this match with the ability, drive, determination, and wrestling skills, to take the four of you out and get that Internet Heavyweight Championship match. If you don’t like what I say. . .if you don’t like my attitude. . .if you don’t like the fact that I am positive that I am going to win our match. . .I honestly don’t give a damn what you think or how you feel. I win. . .you four lose. . .there is no other outcome for our match but that. Probably one of the best lyrics from a song are the lyrics from Don Henley’s Dirty Laundry. The lyrics go…KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP. . .KICK ‘E, WHEN THEY’RE DOWN. . .KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP. . .KICK ‘EM ALL AROUND. I want you four to remember those lyrics while I am kicking you when you are up and kicking you when you are down. I will have no mercy on you four.

Bill motions to the camera person to inform them that he is done with his comments for his Aces Wild Gauntlet match for Climax Control 405. The camera person informs the Network that Bill is done with his comments and the Network cuts the camera feed and the scene shifts from a shot of Bill and Bea back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

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Climax Control Archives / I HAVE TWO DRAG CHUTES AS TAG TEAM PARTNERS

« on: September 05, 2024, 10:35:13 AM »

Narrator:  Wow! All I can say is Wow! I cannot believe that Bill Barnhart was assigned to a Six Man Tag Team match and his assigned tag team partners are Justin Smith and The Troll. Talk about having two drag chutes attached to you to hold you back and drag you down.

The camera shot changes from a shot of the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart sitting on a couch in the hotel room where he and Bea are staying for Climax Control 404. This event is taking place at the Avicii Arena in Stockholm, Sweden. From the grumpy look on the face of Bill Barnhart it is apparent he is upset about something.

Bill:  I guess you are wondering why I have a grumpy look on my face, I am upset so I will tell you why I am upset. I have been assigned to a Six Man Tag Team match at Climax Control 404. Our opponents are J2H, Kevin Carter, and Alexander Raven. All three of them are great wrestlers and great opponents. However that is not the reason I am upset as I am always happy and thrilled to face off against great opponents. The reason I am upset is that my assigned tag team partners consist of Justin Smith and The Troll.

Bill shrugs his shoulders.

Bill:  I have no idea if this match up was designed to piss me off or if this is just how the luck of the draw of team members and opponents came out. Not to sound insulting or demeaning to my two partners in this Tag Team match but both Justin Smith and The Troll have redefined the term JOBBERs when it comes to wrestling. I believe that both of these guys combined are ten times the jobber Frankie Williams was.

Bill throws his hands into the air.

Bill:  I end up with the sour draw of Justin Smith and The Troll as my tag team partners while our opponents got the sweet draw that gave them a tag team consisting of J2H, Kevin Carter, and Alexander Raven. I feel as though I have two drag chutes attached to me to keep me held back, dragged down, and out of the action. It is like having a Boeing 747 Airliner having two huge drag chutes attached to it, and with the flaps in full drag position, and then expecting that the Boeing 747 can take off and fly with two drag chutes and full flaps applied.

Bill snarls into the camera.

Bill:  The way I see this upcoming match I would fare better in the match if, instead of trying to beat down J2H, Kevin Carter, and Alexander Raven, I would be better off turning on my two partners and eliminating them from our match. If anyone thinks that is a cheap shot on my two opponents then you are right.

Bill laughs into the camera.

Bill:  Justin and The Troll should not expect support from me as both are as useless as a screen door on a submarine. They are as useless as an udder on a Bull. They are as useless as a toilet paper holder in a bathroom that has no toilet paper on the toilet paper holder and there are no rolls of toilet paper in the bathroom. The Troll and Justin should get together and make a sequel to the movie DUMB AND DUMBER as they are perfect fits for the roles.

Bill roars in uncontrollable laughter and it takes Bill a bit of time to recover from his laughing.

Bill:  I have to endure the insult I am feeling having to be teamed the the top two jobbers in Sin City Wrestling. If you think that I come across most of the time as having a bad attitude and a desire to destroy opponents then get ready as my attitude is going to increase a hundred fold after this match. I pity those wrestlers who end up getting assigned to a match against me after this Six Man Tag Team match at Climax Control 404.

Bill glares into the camera.

Bill:  Although I have two tag team partners, both who cannot beat off properly, with them assigned to my team they know they cannot defeat any of our three opponents. But there is a glimmer of hope for our team in the match. I am 0-1-0 against J2H but having just one match against each other does not adequately tell the story whether he could defeat me again or if I would defeat him if we had another Singles match. I have no history in the ring against Kevin Carter so there is no way for either of us to predict how the two of us will fare against each other. However, when it comes to Alexander Raven, I am 2-2-0 against him. Yes I do, in fact have two wins over Alexander Raven and he has two wins over me. What I plan on doing in this match, despite me being teamed with two Jobbers, is to get the opportunity for me and Raven to be in the ring at the same time, with no interference from the other four wrestlers, and for me to pin Raven or make him submit, to prove to the world that I can get the job done even when the odds appear to be against me. You all have a nice time leading up to our match because the nice times end the instant the Timekeeper rings the bell to officially start our match.

Bill tells the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person immediately cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / I WILL SING A SONG OF VICTORY OVER SONG

« on: August 30, 2024, 05:01:33 PM »

I WILL SING A SONG OF VICTORY OVER SONG

Narrator:  I spoke with Bea Barnhart before I came on the air and I have to tell you Bea is fired up and ready to beat down Song. Speaking of songs...oh never mind...I will keep my opinion to myself and let Bea comment as she sees fit.

After the Narrator has finished with his opening comments the scene shifts to the hotel room where Bea and Bill are staying for Climax Control 403. The hotel it not far from the ING Arena so Bea and Bill have a short walk to get to the arena. The assigned camera person pans around the hotel room and they stop panning when Bea walks into the room to get before the camera to air her comments on her match against Song. Bea informs the camera person that she will sit on the couch in the hotel room while presenting her comments for her upcoming match. Once Bea is seated the camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting.

Bea:  It is interesting that my opponent’s name is SONG. That leaves a lot open for me to talk about things related to songs. Before I do that I will present general information.

Bea brings out a small piece of paper which she holds in her hands and she looks at the paper and comments on the information on the paper.

Bea:  The first item I want to get out of the way is how me and Song measure up against each other. I am five feet five inches in height and I am one hundred thirty pounds in weight. Song is also five feet five inches in height but she is listed as one hundred twenty pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us in this match.

Bea glances into the camera then back at the paper in her hand.

Bea:  There is no match history between myself and Song. However after our match at Climax Control 403 I will be 1-0 against Song and Song will be 0-1 against me.

Bea again glances at the paper then back into the camera.

Bea:  The last item I will talk about is that it appears the main concept of Song’s wrestling is Martial Arts. With the exception of a few moves and blows that are specific to Martial Arts normally in a Professional Wrestling match the wrestlers use wrestling moves, maneuvers, and holds, and often the Martial Arts moves, maneuvers, and holds, are not allowed under the rules in Wrestling. However the final decision on what is, or is not, allowed in our match lands with the Referee who will be assigned to our match.

Bea pauses her comments for a moment to grab a drink. She quickly runs into the Kitchen area of the hotel room then she returns to the couch with a Classic Coke can in her hand.

Bea:  Song. . .I see your information states you are from China. Did you know that I am originally from the Philippines but I immigrated to the United States when me and Bill got married. All over the world there seems to be a lot of Asian hate especially against Asians from the Philippines. I assume the hatred comes from the fact that most people from the Philippines, especially the Filipinas, are beautiful, intelligent, and extremely well educated. Taking note of the feuds that the Philippines has had with China, especially the dispute with China when they came over and claimed ownership of an island off the coast of the Philippines that has been a long-standing property belonging to the Philippines, that gives me the impression you are probably one of those who are jealous of me and hate me because I am beautiful, intelligent, and a great wrestler. To bad it has to be like that. All your jealousy is going to get you is to be defeated by me.

Bea glares into the camera.

Bea:  Oh, Song, I know you cannot help but be jealous of me. I am beautiful. I am extremely intelligent and I carry a 130 I.Q. which is Genius level. I don’t know if you watched wrestling matches from Sin City Wrestling around the time I started wrestling here, which was January 2020, but if you did watch then you know what I accomplished. If you did not watch then I will tell you what I did to the majority of my opponents. I made many of my opponents submit to my submission holds. There was one wrestler, but I will not glorify her by stating her name, lost to me five times and four of those were by submission. If you think I cannot do that to you then you just damn sure are not thinking.

Bea snarls into the camera.

Bea:  There is one nice thing that came out of China. . .NO NOT YOU SONG. . .and that item is fine bone China in the form of plates and other items. So, Song, you may think you are high and mighty and of superb quality as with the items made of bone China. Let me tell you that although bone China items are nice looking they are also extremely fragile. Say you are setting your table with bone China dishes and one of the dishes slips out of your hand and lands on the floor it will easily break into so many pieced that you are not able to put them back together again. That description I just gave you is what I am going to do to you Song. I will slam dunk you and you will break like fragile bone China.

Bea:  There is no grabbing a glue bottle and trying to blue the pieces back together. All you can do with broken bone China, and a broke Song the wrestler, is to grab a dustpan and a broom, sweep up the broken pieces, and throw them into the trash. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

Bea takes time to recover from her loud laughing.

Bea:  Song if you think you can intimidate me and make me back down you are wrong. There is a song by Tom Petty titled I WON’T BACK DOWN and that song applies to me and my wrestling as I never back down from my opponents. The lyrics go WELL I WON’T BACK DOWN. NO I WON’T BACK DOWN. YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL. BUT I WON’T BACK DOWN. And since I am on the subject of music let me give you another comparison. One of the worst singers in the history of the world is, without a doubt, Yoko Ono. Nobody can stand to listen to her horrible screeching and mumbling for more than five seconds. Well, Song, when I am beating you down and making you submit to me you will be making horrible noises that will equal the horrible singing of Yoko Ono.

Bea laughs loudly again.

Bea:  I hope you give me your best in our match Song. I would hate for you to lose to me and they claim that my win was a fluke because you did not try very well against me. Please enjoy yourself leading up to our match because there will be no enjoyment for you after I soundly defeat and destroy you.

Bea tells the camera person she is done with her comments for her upcoming match and the camera person cuts their feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / FACING A MULTIPLE CHAMPION

« on: August 23, 2024, 07:55:23 PM »

FACING A MULTIPLE CHAMPION

Narrator:  Although Felix THE CAT Hernandez is currently at one win, two losses, and no draws, in Sin City Wrestling he does have a successful wrestling history in another Wrestling Federation. At Climax Control 402 Felix faces off against an accomplished wrestler by the name of Kris Ryans. With that said I turn you over to Felix Hernandez.

When the scene shifts we see Felix Hernandez is in the venue where the wrestling ring is set up for the wrestling matches. We can see the wrestling ring set up off to the side of where Felix is standing and we also notice he is holding his Stainless-Steel Briefcase, which he calls the Magic Bag Of Tricks, in his hand. We also notice that Bea Barnhart, who is a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling, but she also serves as the Manager for both Bill Barnhart and Felix Hernandez, standing next to Felix. When Felix is informed by the camera person that they are live broadcasting Felix faces the camera to present his comments.

Felix:  I wish to thank the viewers for tuning in today to see what I have to say about my next wrestling match, which is at Climax Control 402, and my match is against Kris Ryans. Standing next to me is Bea Barnhart who is not only a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling she is also the wife of Bill Barnhart and she serves as Bill’s Manager and as my Manager.

Bea:  I know there is a lot of behind-my-back talking going on from both the male and female wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling concerning my duties serving as the Manager for Bill and Felix. Well you can talk all the crap you want but the bottom line is that I am a licensed Manager for Bill and Felix. I have the legal right to be at ringside during their matches to ensure their matches are called fairly and that none of their opponents violate the rules or hire interference in their matches to get cheap win over Felix or Bill.

Felix and Bea walk over to where the wrestling ring is set up. They stop in front of the ring half way between two of the ring posts.

Felix:  As I have told everyone many times when the entity that resides in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase, that I call my Magic Bag Of Tricks after the cartoon character Felix The Cat, took up residence in the briefcase it took total control of the briefcase. My keys can no longer unlock the locks to open the briefcase. I am unable to force the briefcase open due to the entity inside having total control of the briefcase. When the entity in control of the briefcase wants the briefcase to open then the briefcase will open. If the entity in control of the briefcase doesn’t want the briefcase to open then not even a crowbar or a stick of dynamite can get the briefcase open.

Bea:  During matches where Felix Hernadez is wrestling I will have possession of the briefcase to keep it close to me in the location where I am serving as the Manager for Felix. If there is a need for the entity in control of the briefcase decides to come out and do something then I am stepping back and letting the entity do their thing.

Felix:  Wise move there Bea. You do not want to get between the entity and their target.

Bea:  Maybe we have talked enough about the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase for now. I feel we should start presenting comments concerning your match against Kris Ryans.

Felix:  I agree with you Bea.

Felix picks up the briefcase and places it on the ring apron behind where they are standing. Felix then returns to looking into the camera with Bea by his side.

Felix:  So I am facing Kris Ryans at Climax Control 402 on August 25, 2024. I am sure most of you watching want to know how I feel going into a match against Kris Ryans. I feel great that’s how I feel. Now your next question is why I am feeling great facing Kris Ryans when he is a multiple Champion in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea:  Felix you are a multiple Champion when you worked with Bill in Asylum Wrestling Alliance so you two are even on performance and achievements.

Felix:  From what I have been able to find in the archives about Kris Ryans is that Kris was a multiple Champion in Sin City Wrestling. I believe Kris held the Heavyweight Championship and the Roulette Championship twice and the Mixed Tag Team Championship once. Unless I missed something that is the history I was able to locate on Kris.

Bea:  Although you did not hold that many Championships in Asylum Wrestling Alliance you did hold most of the Championships so there really isn’t a lot of difference between you and Kris in the performance category.

Felix:  I had to do some searching since Kris Ryans has been off the active Roster for a long time but I was able to come up with a bit of information on him. The last bit of information I was able to find is that Kris is around 6 feet tall as I am and his last known listed weight in Sin City Wrestling was around 185 pounds. I am listed on the Roster at 6 feet tall and 165 pounds. So there is no height advantage for either of us and the 20 pounds or so of weight that Kris carries over what I carry is not enough to give him an advantage. Bea are you ready for our demonstration to the viewers concerning the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase?

Bea:  As ready as I will ever be Felix.

Felix moves the briefcase from the ring apron and he places it on the arena floor. He then searches around under the ring and he finds a hammer, a crowbar, and a steel pipe and he brings them out and places them next to the briefcase.

Felix:  Bea I have mentioned numerous times that there is an entity that resides in the briefcase and that I do not control the entity and the entity has fixed it that nobody can open the briefcase unless the entity opens it. On the opposite end of that is that nobody can close the briefcase unless the entity closes it. Let the demonstration begin!

Felix and Bea stare at the Stainless-Steel Magic Bag Of Tricks briefcase on the arena floor. Felix picks up the hammer and he whacks the briefcase in an attempt to force it open. No matter where on the briefcase Felix slams the hammer the briefcase will not open. Felix then picks up the steel pipe and again he begins to whack and briefcase but it will not open. Bea then picks up the crowbar and she slams the crowbar onto the briefcase on the top, sides, and even where the locks are located, but the briefcase will not open. After the two get tired from trying to open the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase they look into the camera and shrug their shoulders. Felix looks down at the briefcase then he talks to the entity that controls the briefcase.

Felix:  I want everyone to know that, as you can see, the entity inside the briefcase has control of everything. I will now politely ask the entity to show to the world that they are in control of the briefcase instead of me being in control of it. To the Entity in the briefcase please open the briefcase and show everyone what is currently inside the briefcase.

The entity that controls the briefcase opens the briefcase and we see inside the briefcase brass knuckles, a dog collar, and a stun gun.

Felix:  To the Entity in the briefcase would you please close the briefcase and then quickly open it again to show everyone how quickly you can change the items inside the briefcase.

The entity that controls the briefcase closes the briefcase and then in less than 10 seconds the entity that controls the briefcase opens the briefcase again. This time we are shocked that even that quickly the items within the briefcase have been changed by the entity that controls the briefcase. This time we see a pair of handcuffs, a steel chain of about 6 feet in total length, and a spray can of mace.

Felix:  Everyone saw how quickly the entity that controls the briefcase can change the contents of the briefcase to suit the situation at hand. So, therefore, I don’t want to hear the fans, the other wrestlers, Referees, other Managers, or anyone else, claim that I am cheating, or that Bea is cheating, when neither of us can open or close the briefcase, or remove or add things inside the briefcase, and that we are simply at the mercy of the entity that controls the briefcase.

Bea:  So, Felix, what does that mean for your opponents including your next opponent Kris Ryans?

Felix:  A win for me and a loss for Kris.

Bea:  Well that sure was a short and to-the-point answer Felix.

Felix and Bea burst out in loud laughter. After they recover from their laughter they continue with their presentation.

Felix:  Well, Kris, what the hell are you thinking right now? Are you thinking that I am crazy, insane, or just outright stupid? Think what you want but I know that I am in my right mind. While I was researching your history in Sin City Wrestling where I found out you held Championships numerous times I also found other information that, most likely, you were trying to keep hidden. Information such as the fact that you suffered an injury, I believe to your knee or leg, and that is when you went from being an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling to your retirement from active wrestling.

Bea:  I didn’t know about that injury Felix.

Felix:  Now you know Bea. So, Kris, do you believe you can come out of retirement, a retirement you were forced to take due to an injury, and take me on and defeat me? Everyone is entitled to their opinions and I guess your opinion is that you, being damaged goods, can easily take out me who is in full 100 percent capacity to enter the wrestling ring and defeat you.

Bea:  Go, Felix, Go!

Felix:  Kris you need to be aware of something before you make your entrance for our match at Climax Control 402. I am entering our match at 100 percent capacity. You are entering our match at an unknown capacity. I am quick. . .I am aggressive. . .I am intelligent. . .and I am a talented wrestler. If you come into this match against me and manage to get a legal win I will be the first person to shake your hand and congratulate you on your win. However, Kris, I have no intention of losing this match to you. So when I win I hope you will show the same respect for my win and shake my hand and congratulate me on my victory over you. See you shortly in the wrestling ring. Enjoy your freedom you have now, Kris, as I plan on taking your freedom away from you in our match.

Felix is about to tell the camera person that he is done with his comments but he stops and looks back into the camera.

Felix:  Kris something just came to my mind and I feel it relates to you. It is pathetic when a wrestler who had to stop wrestling due to an injury tries to make a comeback only to fail miserably. To be honest the only thing I can think of that is more pathetic than a wrestler who had to stop wrestling due to an injury and then failing on their comeback to wrestling is watching Erik Estrada performing in a Spanish Telenovela and him trying to speak Spanish. Good luck in our match Kris. You can obtain all the four-leaf clovers and other good luck charms but they will not help you get a win over me.

Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments and that the camera person can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell him to cut his camera feed then they will return to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. The camera person cuts their feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / THE ADVANTAGE GOES TO THE BARNHARTS

« on: August 16, 2024, 09:32:59 AM »

THE ADVANTAGE GOES TO THE BARNHARTS

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bea Barnhart before I came on the air to give my lead-in comments for the Mixed Tag Team match that Bill and Bea have against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway. Bea is just as pumped up as Bill is to have chance to earn a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Champions on September 1, 2024, in Brussels, Belgium. With that I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

The scene shifts to the hotel room Bill and Bea Barnhart are staying in while in Tokyo, Japan, for Climax Control 401. Bill finished his match comments and now it is Bea’s turn as Bill goes out of camera view and Bea takes a seat in front of the camera.

MATCH COMMENTS FROM BEA BARNHART

Bea:  I will not go into all the statistics that Bill already presented as that would be redundant. I will, however, remind Alexandra Calaway that we’ve had four matches against each other and both of us won two matches. We are in a tie with wins over each other and at Climax Control 401 I break the tie with Alexandra as our team is going to win the match.

Bea pulls up a can of Coke and takes a drink.

Bea:  So, Alexandra, how in the hell does it feel knowing that your Mixed Tag Team partner had three matches against Bill and lost all three of them. Can you honestly come into our Mixed Tag Team match and expect that Miles is going to be able to carry the match and help your team get a win? Wouldn’t that be like expecting a Dachshund dog to dive into a torrent of waters from a flood and be able to save the life of a huge dog who is getting swept away by the floor waters? The Dachshund wouldn’t have a chance in Hell of being able to rescue the huge dog. Yes, Alexandra, I really did equate your tag team partner to that of a Dachshund dog trying to save a huge dog in a flood. While you are drowning in the beat-down I put upon you in our match you will be expecting that Miles might be able to rush in and save your team from a loss. There’s nothing wrong with someone, you by the way, expecting that your pathetic tag team partner can save your team from losing to me and Bill, but you really need to grasp reality because you know you can never defeat me and Bill in this Mixed Tag Team match.

Bea takes another drink of Coke and due to the carbonation Bea lets out a huge burp.

Bea:  Alexandra since you are a coward and I know you will not tell the viewers the truth I take the liberty of telling the viewers the truth. Alexandra do you honestly believe you can get the win over me in our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match? Do you? You can “think” you will get the win if you want but even you know the reality is that you cannot get the win over me and Bill in this match. Alexandra we had four matches against each other and I won two of those four matches. Have you presented to the viewers how you lost those two matches to me? You lost both of those matches to me by submission. There! Now the viewers have the truth. Deal with the truth Alexandra.

Bea drinks the remaining Coke then she tossed the can into the trash can.

Bea:  Alexandra I have a few things to ask you and a few things to tell you. First I would like to know if you are familiar with the game WHACK-A-MOLE where you are given a mallet and every time a Mole pops out of their hole you whack them in the head with the mallet. Fun stuff Alexandra. Not to put stuff into perspective you and Miles are the Moles in the holes and me and Bill are the players who are holding the mallets and whack you two in the head when you pop up out of the holes. WHACK!!!  CRASH!!! CRUNCH!!!  Hope you two enjoy popping you head up out of the holes only to have me and Bill whack you over the head with a mallet and give you a headache!

Bea bursts out in loud laughter.

Bea:  Alexandra everyone including you and Miles have been told by me that I have two wins over you and both were by submission. Everyone including you have also been told that you have two wins over me. We are even at two wins against each other. On the Male side of our match Bill has two wins over Miles and Miles has no wins over Bill. Now, Alexandra, that means that Bill has an overwhelming advantage over Miles and you have an equal chance against me. What do you think I will do in our match to ensure that Bill’s advantage is used to our advantage? When you are the wrestler on the outside of the ring the only LEGAL way you can get into the match is for your partner to tag you into the match. What do you think me and Bill are going to do Alexandra? All we need to do is keep you from legally getting tagged into the match and all we need to do is keep Miles from being able to tag you into the match. It is that simple Alexandra. We keep Miles, the wrestler who lost twice to Bill, in the ring and the match is easily won by us. Try to get out of that situation Alexandra.

Bea glares into the camera.

Bea:  Alexandra there is something you two are just not understanding. Me and Bill are going to beat you two down so hard you may retire from wrestling. There is nothing like beating down opponents when they are up and beating them down some more when they are down. Don Henley stated it best in his song DIRTY LAUNDRY. Let me remind you what the lyrics state.

Bea motions to the camera person to inform the Network that they need to put the words from the song DIRTY LAUNDRY by Don Henley. They quickly put the lyrics on the screen and we read the lyrics.

KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE DOWN
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE DOWN
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE DOWN
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM ALL AROUND

After the lyrics from DIRTY LAUNDRY by Don Henley has been up long enough for everyone to read Bea closes her comments for today.

Bea:  Not only will me and Bill beat you down when you are up. . .we will beat you down when you more when you are down. . .and this cycle will repeat and repeat and repeat until one, or both of you, submit int he match and me and Bill walk away the winners of our match and with a contract to face the Mixed Tag Team Champions for the Mixed Tag Team Championship.

After Bea finishes her comments the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / ME AND BEA HAVE THE ADVANTAGE IN OUR MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

« on: August 16, 2024, 09:20:45 AM »

ME AND BEA HAVE THE ADVANTAGE IN OUR MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

Narrator:  Bill and Bea Barnhart have the advantage in their Mixed Tag Team Match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway with the winner obtaining a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship on September 1, 2024, Brussels, Belgium. With that said I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

OPENING COMMENTS – BILL HAS A VIDEO CALL WITH FELIX HERNANDE

When the scene changes to a shot of Bill Barnhart we see Bill in the hotel room that he and Bea are staying in near the Ariake Arena in Tokyo, Japan, as the assigned camera person is already set up and they are broadcasting Bill’s comments for the Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 401. After Bill finishes with his comments he will go off-camera and Bea will come on-camera to present her comments on their Mixed Tag Team match. Bill looks into the camera and flashes a smile to the viewers.

Bill:  Before I launch into comments concerning the Mixed Tag Team match where myself and Bea take on the Mixed Tag Team of Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway at Climax Control 401 I will have a video call with our friend and fellow Sin City Wrestling wrestler Felix Hernandez. Felix did not travel to Tokyo, Japan, with us as he had something to take care of in Athens, Georgia. Felix said he will be at the next Sin City Wrestling event.

Bill opens his laptop computer and he logs into Zoom to have a video call with Felix Hernandez. It takes a bit of time for the connection to be fully active but the video call is live.

Bill:  Hi Felix! How are things in Athens, Georgia?

Felix:  Hot and humid and the damn Cicadas are buzzing so loud, both day and night, that a person can’t even hear themself think. Oh well before Summer came around we were told that this year was going to be a bumper crop of Cicadas coming out and mating so there’s nothing we can do about them except to wait until mating season is over and they did off.

Bill:  Were you able to stop by our house to check on Iris and to make sure our friend and neighbor, Andrew, was there taking care of Iris?

Felix:  Yes I did. Andrew is doing fine and I know he loves taking care of Iris. When Iris saw me she got so excited that she squatted down and peed on the carpet in your living room. I told Andrew that I will pay for him to have a carpet cleaning service clean the carpet.

Bill:  Yep! That’s Iris when she gets excited! You didn’t have to pay to have the carpet cleaned. It wasn’t your fault Iris got over-excited and peed on the carpet. Have you seen the Card for Climax Control 401 yet?

Felix:  Yes I did and I see you and Bea are in a Mixed Tag Team match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway with the winner getting a hot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship on September 1, 2024. I wish you and Bea the best of luck.

Bill:  There is no luck involved in me and Bea winning this match. It is time for me to end this video call with you so I can present my official comments for that match to everyone watching. Please turn on your television and listen to my comments, and the comments Bea makes, and it will clear to you, and everyone else watching, why me and Bea are going to win this match and earn a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Championship.

Bill and Felix end their Zoom video call and he returns to focusing into the camera to address the viewers and both Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway concerning their upcoming match.

WHAT IS THE TAG TEAM RECORS FOR BILL AND BEA?

Bill pulls out a sheet of paper and he begins reading from it.

Bill:  I will start comments on our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway by presenting the Tag Team records for myself and Bea. I am currently 8 wins, 18 losses, and zero draws in Tag Team matches. Bea is currently 4 wins, 15 losses, and zero draws in Tag Team matches. The reason I have more Tag Team matches than Bea is that Bea became an active wrestler after I had already served in Sin City Wrestling for many years. The information I just gave you concerning the Tag Team records of myself and Bea is for ALL Tag Team matches both myself and Bea have been involved in so please understand those are the records for myself in Bes in ALL Tag Team matches.

HOW HAVE ME AND BEA FARED AGAINST MILES KASEY AND ALEXANDRA CALAWAY?

Bill:  Bea’s win-loss record against Alexandra Calaway is 2 wins and 2 loses and no draws. My win-loss record against Miles Kasey is 3 wins, no losses, and no draws. That means Bea is 50-50 percent against Alexandra while I am 100 percent to zero percent in wins over Miles. So when you combine the wins and losses Bea has against Alexandra to my wins and losses against Miles it comes to a combined 5-2-0 record. That means our team has a winning percentage of 71 percent.

Bill laughs loudly before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  Oh, man, what wrestler who is involved in a Singles match, Tag Team match, or a Mixed Tag Team match, wouldn’t be overjoyed to have a 72 percent chance of winning this match? Did you get that clearly? OUR TEAM HAS A 72 PERCENT CHANCE OF WINNING OVER MILES KASEY AND ALEXANDRA CALAWAY!!! On their side of this match Milex and Alexandra have 28 percent chance of winning but they do have a 72 percent chance of losing. I sure do love being on our side in this match.

HOW CONFIDENT AM I AND BEA GOING INTO THIS MATCH?

Bill:  Please grab a snack and a drink and sit back and relax while I inform you on how confident me and Bea are going into our Mixed Tag Team match against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway. Have you ever played the card came of Poker? There are only so many combinations you can get to make a hand that might win you a bet. The concept in a Poker game is to obtain what you believe is the best hand that others cannot defeat and then you bet all you have and walk away the rich winner. The highest hand in the game of Poker is the Royal Flush.

Bill pulls out the cards that represent a Royal Flush and he holds the cards up to the camera where they give the viewers of the winning Royal Flush hand.

Bill:  Well boys and girls, men and women, Miles and Alexandra, me and Bea are positive that what we bring to this match is the equivalent of holding a Royal Flush in a Poker game. You two can try to discard cards and get other cards to replace the ones you tosses away but it it will never be enough for you two to overcome our Royal Flush. Me and Bea are so confident we are going to win that we will bet all we’ve got and you would not be able to match our bet. The only two options at that point is to concede the game to us or we bankrupt you. Choose wisely. . .but it honestly doesn’t matter because no matter what you two do. . .you will lose to me and Bea.

Bill grins a huge grin into the camera.

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