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Climax Control Archives / First sign of madness....?
« on: May 19, 2016, 09:43:14 AM »
  Even champions can have a rough week. Everyone expects a champions life to be happiness and highs but that makes the lows seem to hurt even more. It's been one of those weeks for J2H and the story can be told on how low it's been judging by his looks. He sits alone, the room darkened in his Beverly Hills mansion, just the light from a source outside creeping through the window shows his hair unkempt and messy, a week old beard covering his face in to set shape as he sits in a chair wearing sweat pants and a white shirt, a far cry from his usual stylish self. A whiskey bottle is gripped between his fingers.

J2H: I fucking hate life.

His words leave his lips, aiming at no one in the empty room, but a carbon copy of himself stands before him, a second J2H. This J2H is wearing a grey suit, black shirt, his hair perfectly in place without a beard. He stands and looks disappointed at the scruffy looking J2H. For the purposes of not confusing you, we shall call him James. James is the well groomed side, J2H is the real messy J2H.... got it.

James: Boy, aren't you a basket full of puppy dogs?

J2H looks up at himself, before looking at the whiskey bottle in his hand.

J2H: I've clearly drunk too much, I'm seeing things.

James: Yes, you are seeing things, but I'm here to help you out. You don't get it but it's for the best. I'm the good side of you. The caring, thoughtful side of you that doesn't make rash choices and actually thinks before acting.

A scoff comes from J2H

J2H: I don't have a side like that.

James: I feel ya pain buddy, I didn't think you did either, but here I am.

A smile comes from James as he ruffles J2H's hair. J2H pushes away his arm.

J2H: Ok, say I believe I have that side of me and shit. In this state where clearly I'm drunk and you're not actually here because it's impossible, why would my apparent good side be standing in front of me?

James: Have you seen yourself lately? Look at you, you're a mess, you're a disgrace, you make me disappointed that I have to be here and try and shock some life in to you, all over what's going on with Melody.

A soft growl comes from J2H as he looks at James through narrowed eyes.

J2H: It's not because of her!

James smiles and rolls his eyes.

James: Hellllllo, you do realize I'm you. I know what this is all about. You've nose dived because of all this shit with Melody. All because you lost your mind over an old picture.

J2H: It wasn't an old picture! I knew she was around Drake Green, because of this stupid movie. Come on, if you're my more thoughtful side, even you need to see something wrong. Melody hasn't professionally acted in her life, yet boom, cast in a movie with Drake. You know he's put in a sex scene just to get up close to her.

James shrugs his shoulder at his real counter part.

J2H: The guy has fucked half the bombshell roster.

James: So it's Drake you don't trust or is it her? Is it the entire world.

J2H: I don't trust anyone when it comes to her. Look at her Twitter thing, she's on there talking to everyone, but sitting there trying to show she gives a damn about me?

James: What do you want her to do? Shut down her Twitter just to show she cares?

J2H shrugs his shoulders.

J2H: Couldn't hurt but chances of that are zero. She loves the attention.

James: And that's why you don't trust her and look where it's got you. If you actually opened your eyes and saw yourself through her eyes, you will see things so differently.

J2H: If I saw things through her eyes, I'd probably be more concerned about getting likes on my Twitter posts than who I'm meant to give a fuck about. You're part of me, you know what's been going on.

James: About people getting in your ear telling you to end everything with Melody, friendship and all?

J2H clicks his fingers and points at James.

J2H: Yeah! And why were people doing it? Why have people been telling me for months to cut ties? So they can move in! They think I don't know what they're doing but I ain't that stupid bro. I know exactly what they're doing. This is all part of a conspiracy to get me away so they can move in. If you're me, you already know this.

James slow claps his counter part

James: And you play in to their hands by using weak excuses. Photoshop? Really bro? That was pretty weak.

J2H: What am I meant to think?

James: You're meant to stop ignoring things like her tweeting that she loves you.

J2H waves his hand at James

J2H: Come on! How am I meant to believe that shit when she disappeared on me? How the fuck do I know who she was fucking while laughing behind my back. She told me the story, she had no reason, NO REASON to go to Norway, she had no link to Derek Thorne but hey, let's run off to a stranger. Think about this, other me, think of the facts. I know she was with Drake Green, I know that movie is gonna have sex scenes, she's too busy tweeting people, she won't drop from the movie, she won't drop the social media shit, she won't stop bouncing around to meet random guys. She stays away from me but everyone else comes first. I'm not even in her top ten when it comes down to things. I'm listening to the love shit, but words are words until you prove it and she don't prove a fucking thing to me. One bold move and maybe shit changes.

James: So dropping the movie and social media is a way to prove things to you? That's where ya going?

J2H: Pointless to talk about because we both know that's not gonna happen. Makes ya think she cares but doesn't prove it.

James: Then stop being a bitch and wake up and walk away. Do what everyone wants you to do.

J2H: She proves fuck all! If she did...

James finishes his sentence

James: Then things might be different. Yeah, yeah, I get it. What if she does though? What if she makes a bold move?

J2H: I don't believe it will happen.

A roll of the eyes comes from James as he moves around J2H. J2H takes a gulp from the whiskey bottle.

James: I didn't ask if you believe it will happen. We both know how close you was to giving in and sorting things out with her before this shit with Drake Green came out. You was this close to give it in and a combination of Drake Green and Tommy Knocks changed that. You was that close!

James holds his thumb and forefinger and inch apart.

J2H: Maybe I was but it doesn't matter now.

James: Of course it matters. Look at you.

James points at the rough looking J2H, his hand moving up and down.

James: I'm you, I know if she did start trying to prove it, made that bold move, everything would matter for you again.

J2H: Can't you see she's fucking up my life with these stupid fucking games? How am I meant to take her fucking seriously when she spends her time with people she meets off Twitter and hanging with a guy who fucks his way through a roster?

James: You're beating that horse to death there buddy boy.

J2H: Because it's the way not only I see it, but the fucking world. People have been trying to get me away from her, and not just the bastard who wants to make his move on her. There's like one person who came to me to tell me she's making me look fucking stupid and if I told you who, you'd be shocked.

A smirk crosses James' face.

James: I know who, I'm you, remember? How many times do I have to keep telling you that?

J2H stands up, walking towards the window and looking out, his back to his cleaner self.

J2H: They told me how stupid she is making me look more and more by the day.

James: Yet you care enough to stop looking after yourself and become this train wreck because deep down, you care and want the world to fuck off and leave her alone, so you can be happy with her.

J2H: Bullshit!

James: Dude, again, I'm you! How are you  not getting this.

J2H sighs, continuing to look out of the window.

James: No world, no one to sit there and hurt you by tempting her away, I get that but you're only fooling yourself if you think you don't care. Look at you, you're a mess, I'm the James you want to be, but this shit is dragging you down. That's why I'm here.

J2H: You're here to put more doubts in my head?

James: Here's to get them out of your head and make you go for what I know you want.

J2H waves his hand backwards as if to shoo his thoughtful self away.

J2H: Yeah, because you're me, I get it.

James smiles behinds J2H's back.

James: Finally!

J2H: You're me, you're looking for the big bold move too.

J2H spins around, moving closer to James, looking at him in the eye

James: And if it doesn't happen, you need to accept the fact that she is not gonna be on her own for long. How many times do you think she's been asked out already because of your rant on Climax Control last week? I bet her phone was lighting up all over the place, from everyone past, present and never was in SCW.

J2H waves his finger in James' face.

J2H: You're not helping.

James: Trying to snap you out of it. Fact is, if nothing happens there, she's gonna move on pretty quick and you need to accept that and look to your own future.

J2H: My own future?

James: Have you told anyone about that injury?

J2H turns his head and sighs

J2H: No.

James: Have you done anything to get it fixed?

J2H: I'm fine.

James shakes his head and turns away

James: Fine? You pop like ten pain pills a day to get through it and when you're not, you're drinking. Just one bad fall, just one and you know it's....

J2H holds his hand up to his thoughtful self.

J2H: Career over, I get it.

James: Career? How about walking over? Or doing everything under your own steam over, or worse.

J2H puts a finger up

J2H: Don't say it.

James: Well you're thinking it.

J2H: Look, I got bigger things to deal with at the moment, like my match on Climax Control.

James smiles at his real self.

James: You're actually looking forward to this because you're teaming with Crystal Millar, aren't you?

A wide smile crosses J2H's face.

J2H: Of course! Crystal is the best bombshell in SCW right now, maybe in the world. Me and her seem to be very much on the same level. We're both good and we both know it. If she wins the Bombshell title, SCW will be represented by the two best wrestlers the place has to offer by miles. If I could have picked anyone to team with, it would be her. It's rare you find someone with as much talent as me, and she has it.

James: That sounds like the old you people despise.

J2H: Whatever, but fuck yeah, I'm excited to have a partner I don't have to worry about. I don't have to talk about Sam Marlowe because Crystal's got this. The girl is on fire and will breeze through Sam, but to me, I got something to prove to Despayre.

James: Oh?

J2H starts to walk up and down the room.

J2H: Despayre! He's been a thorn in my side for so fucking long. Thinking that I'm constantly talking about the match to build it up and we are friends, but no, we're not friends and I have to build it up because he has done nothing at all to do it! He finally gets a World championship shot and he's too busy playing poker with idiots and thinking we're friends. It's fucking lazy. I bust my ass to build up everything like a true champion does and his sits around doing nothing, like the shot is not gonna happen. He's headlining a show in Japan, a supercard and he's sitting there like he just killing time till his next crazy, hairball scheme.

James: So because he hasn't worked as much as you over the last couple of months, he don't deserve to be the champion?

J2H wags his finger at his smarter self.

J2H: Exactly! Exactly that. Most people would be running around bragging to the world at what a great chance they have, what a golden opportunity they have but Despayre? He can't be bothered. If he actually got lucky and won the title, could you imagine what would happened? He'll probably forget the belt constantly or forget that he is world champion, but me, I work to promote everything about the title. Despayre won't and this proves it so when it comes down to it, this shows that he will not be a good champion now, he will never be a good champion, so come Sunday, when I get in the ring with him, I will give him a lesson in what it's like to be a real champion. I will give him a harsh lesson in what it's like to go all out to win.

James: He did earn his shot, it wasn't just handed to him by you.... Well, me really being as I'm the good side and you are.... Well, you.

J2H tilts his head, looking towards himself.

J2H: Big fucking deal, he was carried to victory by my very own tag team partner for Sunday. He didn't exactly do it on his own. He did it cause he had help, and wasted his time since by making out this match isn't gonna happen. It's gonna happen and so is Sunday, but Sunday will be my time to show him just what kind of a fight he's in for. It's my time to show him that this is not like one of his usual matches where he walks in and things he can act like a clown in the ring. Sunday is just a little taste for what Into The Void is gonna be like. It ain't gonna be pretty for him bro. It's gonna be more than a little shock for that annoying idiot, and no amount of pictures he posts on social media of us around each other is gonna change my mind.

James: If only you had this fighting spirit when it comes to other things in your life.

J2H: I do, but Sunday isn't about anything else, it's about showing Despayre what he has to deal with in a few weeks time. He's been slacking, I have not. For him to win the title will be a disaster for SCW. I won't let that happen and if I have to hit him harder than anyone has hit him in his life on Sunday, then fuck it, so be it. It's time he learned this is not a game, this is life and life is hard. It's time to bring him crashing down in to reality that Into The Void V is no normal match. It's for the biggest prize in the world and I'm gonna give him a little taste on what's to come. Maybe then he will take things seriously.

James: And Sam Marlowe?

J2H: She is gonna be too busy getting her ass kicked by Crystal to worry about me.

James: Well at least your focused on something other then the last week, which is partly why I came here. I'm gonna leave you with a little bit of wisdom, because clearly, you don't get it. If Melody makes a bold move, stop being such a dick, you, well we, shouldn't work but it just does work. Secondly, don't blame her because of shit Tommy Knocks has been spreading, and Drake Green's past record. Yes, he's a thoughtless dick at times who doesn't care who he hurts, Lyah Lindberg, Desiree Drake and we know it's gonna happen with Mikah too, leopard don't change his spots, right?  But if Melody cares, she'll show it and Drake won't stand a chance, the rest of them that you know about, that we know about, fuck them, they have no chance anyway, even the overly tattooed ass that you know is trying to make a move on the quiet, thirdly, get that injury looked at properly. You don't want everything to just end in the ring. You know ya hurt, so do something about it instead of waiting for what will happen if you don't. Pills and booze to mask shit, doesn't work.

J2H turns around for a second, his eyes diverted from himself

J2H: Thanks for that Dr Phil.

J2H turns back in the direction of where his other self was standing, only to see an empty place. J2H runs his hand on his chin, his hands running across the hairs on his face and blinking his eyes rapidly.

J2H: Did that just happened, or is the whiskey and pills getting much stronger?

J2H breathes deeply, letting out a sigh as the camera fades to black.

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Climax Control Archives / *Sigh*
« on: May 06, 2016, 03:54:35 AM »
 OOC notes: First off, this is meant to go after Melody Grace's RP, so stop reading at this point and wait till hers is posted, then come back to this one. I had to post early, explanation just below.

Secondly, I'm sorry for the no coding, and the sub par RP, but a family emergency has thrown me very much through a loop and my mind isn't with it today.

Third, Good luck to Connor, hope you guys enjoy it anyway.




Ok first, you need to go and watch Melody's promo because this one continues right on from that. Go on, read it.

She was only kidding about only kidding about this not being continued, because it is being continued.

Melody breathes deeply, looking at J2H, his eyebrows lowered after hearing everything that Melody has said. He runs his hand along his chin, thinking thoughtfully.

J2H: All that happened in the time you was away?

Melody nods slowly, her head covered by the covers in a hoodie shape, covering her blonde hair.

J2H: So you upped and left and all that crazy shit happened?

Another slow nod comes from Melody as she looks at J2H with sad eyes. He runs his hand over his head, troubled look on his face.

J2H: It's just...

Melody: You don't have to say anything, but you asked.

A mumble comes from J2H's lips.

J2H: Wish I never now.

He clears his throat.

J2H: Ok, so now I know where you went, what happened, all that shit but I still have no idea why you'd walk in to that life instead of sitting there and working out our shit storm of a life, you went and got involved in someone else's shit storm. Fuck if you wanted drama, I think you coulda seen enough of it with me.

Melody rolls her eyes as J2H can not stop himself from turning in to the old him. She pulls the blanket around her face to avoid the stern stare moving it's way across the room to Melody. J2H moves to the base of the bed, sitting down and keeping his eyes on Melody. He waits patiently as Melody pulls the blanket from her face.

Melody: I just told you about one of the most disturbing times of my life and you turn this about you!

J2H: More like us, but whatever.

Melody: Ugh!

Melody covers her head with the blanket as J2H looks through the window behind her, the morning sun breaking through. A yawn escapes his lungs and he looks at his watch.

J2H: Look, I thank you for telling me about that. I thank you for opening up at last and I'm sorry if you don't like the fact that that raises more questions than answers. I can't help it if it makes me sit there and wonder why you left and run to Derek. So many questions that need answering here.

He runs his hand over his head, looking towards the covered face of Melody.

J2H: I mean out of all the people you knew, Odette, Gabriel, Roxi, Misty, fuck, even Candy, you upped and went to Norway. You ran away not only out of the city, not only out of the state, state, not only out of the country, but off the continent to a place you've never expressed any interest in before, a country you never once mentioned, a country full of snow and shit, I mean that makes no sense to me at all, not one little bit, I mean come on.

He stands up, walking away from Melody, his hands on the back on his head as he faces the opposite direction.

J2H: Even though it was a phony wedding, with a phony idiot calling it, was it that bad that you ran to a country that had no meaning?

He throws his arms up in the air.

J2H: I mean you had everything that you wanted, ok, we wasn't married but you had the guy you wanted to be with. You had the guy you fantasized about taming, you had the guy you wanted to settle down with so why would you do that? Why would you run and hide so no one could find you instead of fighting for what we had so maybe...

J2H shrugs his shoulders

J2H: Just maybe you could have had the friend you wanted now, the friend you're fighting to keep, yeah, I said keep because God knows there's times I wanna run and say fuck this, but no, you had to make things more complicated by running away and not working on what you're trying to get now. If you would have stayed, maybe we coulda got through it, but not you, noooooooooo, you had to make it harder than it should have been, you had to make it tougher because that's what you do. Your mind is so running fast, you don't even come up with the dangers or the consequences.

A smug look crosses J2H's face as he tries to shock Melody in to the unthought of realities of her leaving.

J2H: No thought of the people around you, no thought of anyone, and you expected to be let back in to people's lives? Just cause Roxi, and all those Twitter clowns let you back so easy, never meant I was, cause I was the person you was actually with for a long time.

J2H mutters under his breath to himself as a smirk crosses his face.

J2H: If this doesn't open her eyes, nothing will.

J2H: You got to go off and be happy go lucky Melody, skipping in to that horror story for no reason, while I had to sit here and deal with people laughing at me, they were laughing at me everywhere I went, people were pointing at me for falling for this trick that you and that idiot Despayre dreamed up. Little kids were laughing at me when I worked so fucking hard to look good and be the best. I came back to SCW with one of the greatest minds in wrestling with James Ringo, and a former World Champion in Giani Di Luca. I was set to fly to the greatest highs of my life with those guys and you came along, you started to fit in brilliantly and then boom, took away my motivation to even breathe. For what?

Another smirk on his face, clearly trying to push Melody's buttons.

J2H: To go star in a strangers horror film. Well bravo, great choice Melody, run off and do something you never expressed interest in before. Fuck, it wouldn't have got to me much if you joined the circus but Norway... What have you got to say for yourself?

J2H spins around on his heels, looking at Melody's face still covered by the blanket.

J2H: Nothing? That's what I expected.

J2H moves towards Melody, bending down and opening it to see Melody fast asleep, breathing in and out slowly. J2H sighs deeply

J2H: And you didn't hear a word of it...

He sighs once more.

J2H: Finally get everything off my chest and ya fall asleep. Fuck this!

J2H turns around, walking towards the room door, reaching his hand out for the door handle and grabbing hold of it, pulling it down. He stops and inhales, looking over his shoulder towards Melody and turns towards her. He walks over, leaning down putting her arm over his shoulder, and his other arm under her legs. He lifts her off the floor and moves her towards his bed, gently laying her down on the bed, resting her head on her pillow. He looks at the blanket on the floor and moves over, picking it up and moving it towards her. He pulls the blanket over her and Melody subconsciously reaches out and pulls the top of the blanket over her, breathing deep and slow. J2H turns around and heads towards the door.

J2H: I need a drink...




Somewhere in Okayama, Japan. The sounds of an out of tune singing male voice is heard. The camera moves around to show J2H sitting at a bar in a karaoke bar. He sits alone as the awful sounds of a Michael Jackson song being butchered, makes him wince. He slowly shakes his head as the music fills the room and he places his hand around a frosty glass of beer, picking it up and raising it to his lips, the weight of the world on his shoulders, as the story from Melody earlier burns deep in his mind, adding more weight...

Again, Melody's promo... see it!

The story troubled him greatly, although it explained so much about the change in Melody. On the outside, you see that bright, bubbly blonde that's always been there but underneath, there's a darker side, a much more forward side than ever before, that alone was troubling, but the reasons behind it trouble him more. Who should have to live that, why should she have to live that. I know you people listening to my voice right now don't know what I'm going on about but it isn't my story to tell, this is Melody's and she'll tell it in her own time, but hearing it weighed down on the young SCW World Heavyweight champion.

Through the story of Melody's disappearance, came some sort of explanation for J2H about what happened that drunken night where he became a 'husband' for the first, and only time, trust me, it is the only time. If all he knew it would take was a big bowl of ice cream for her to spill the beans, he would have done this ages ago. Ok, maybe pushing Melody to the edge since her return, and a little hashtag Twitter blow up might have helped but if it was just ice cream, she'd have got all the ice cream in the world for these answers.

The trouble look from the events of earlier are clearly etched in the young man's mind since he left Melody asleep in his room, and the trouble translates to the look on his face as he stares in to the glass. His patience starts to thin as the karaoke loving singer starts to increasingly get on J2H's last nerve.

J2H: Can someone please tell that fucking clown he can't sing? It's ten in the morning, who comes here to sing at ten in the morning? Don't these people have jobs? Why can't they just be here to drink like normal people.

Irony much?

He reaches for the glass, picking it up again and taking a gulp from his beer, when Simpson approaches J2H from behind.

Simpson: There you are sir, I've been looking all over for you, I did not expect to find you in a place like this at this time of the morning.

J2H: What's wrong with the place? Other than the shit music, the people who should be working, the smell and the bad beer?

J2H picks up his glass and looks around as Simpson moves to his side, sitting next to him at the table.

Simpson: What's wrong sir? You don't seem yourself.

J2H: I'm not myself Simpson, I've been thinking way too much lately, there's just way too much going on and it makes me wonder Simpson. It makes me wonder what life would have been like if I wasn't actually a wrestler.

Simpson: Think of all the things you would have missed sir

J2H picks up his glass of beer, taking a huge gulp.

J2H: What I never had, I wouldn't have missed, I wouldn't have known it was there so I wouldn't have missed it.

Simpson: You wouldn't have seen so many places.

A raised eyebrow comes from J2H as he looks at Simpson.

J2H: Of course I would have. I'd have seen the world in my own time without getting people bruising me. I'd have seen everything I wanted to and not been to these god awful places I have to go to just by being an SCW employee. I mean why would I go to the ass end of Africa by choice? No one would, let alone me.

Simpson: How about the people you've met sir? You'd have never have met them if you was sitting at home watching on television.

J2H: The people that drive me away from being normal? Oh yeah Simpson, I so need them in my life.

A sarcastic tone falls from J2H's mouth as he cocks his eyebrow towards Simpson as he runs his hand through his hair.

Simpson: These people have grown to be your friends.

J2H: Pfst! Friends? You can see all my friends around me right now.

J2H points around him to spaces where no one sits.

J2H: Could you imagine my life without wrestling? I have always had money, I've always been able to do what I want, when I want. People flock to me anyway, always have.

Simpson: But sir, they may have flocked to you for the money and because you wasn't slow to spend, they wasn't real friends.

J2H: And these people are my real friends?

Simpson: I would hazard a guess that Ms Grace, Mr Williams and even Mr Despayre would count you as their real friends.

J2H: Three people who are pains in the asses at times. I have had Despayre running around telling people we're friends, but the guy has contributed to some of my worse days. Casey runs around chasing whoever has gold, and Melody, ah Melody.

Simpson: She has been there for you sir.

J2H: Even when I don't want her to be. You know Simpson, I spent all night with her, and I thought we was getting somewhere and then something happened and I spent hours talking to her about something completely different. I feel like I'm two steps forward and five steps back.

Simpson: Ok, what about the respect you're earning. Did you hear Tommy Knocks earlier calling you the best wrestler there is at the moment?

J2H: Well he's stating the obvious, so mad props to Tommy, but I worked hard for it. He also told me my stock was down this week. Guy gets confused way too much but just think Simpson, if I never stepped in the ring. Just think I could have left Beverly Hills, I could have bought an island and gone there and not had to deal with some people.

Simpson: But would you have been happy sir?

J2H runs his fingers over his head, his mind wandering.

J2H: I'd like to think so.

J2H tilts his head as if he's thinking.

***DAY DREAM!***

J2H looks up at the sun, laying on a sun lounger on a beach. The clear blue ocean licks the golden sand of the beach where J2H rests, his eyes covered by expensive looking sunglasses. On his right sits a drink, clear in colour. He reaches out his hand and pulls it in, taking a sip before replacing it on the little white table. Two bikini clad women walk past him, looking at the young man rested and relaxed on the beach. He stares at the women, lowing his sunglasses and meeting their gaze.

J2H: Man, I love this life of mine.

***Back to current time***

J2H: Sort, sweet but year, beach James loves his damn life and I wanna be beach James some time in the near future.

Simpson: So what does that mean for your SCW career sir? Are you going to walk away from it all?

An arrogant look crosses J2H's face.

J2H: Fuck no! I didn't give this title belt up when I got injured, I ain't no Drake Green but when I lose it, I'll be thinking of being beach James then. Till then, I have some people to prove wrong.

Simpson: Like who sir?

J2H: Well for a start, I wanna show Tommy Knocks that if my stock is down, it's temporary. Form is temporary but I got class and class is permanent.

Simpson: Yes sir.

J2H: And then there's Connor Murphy, I'm sick of listening to him, sick of him talking about me not pinning him and on Sunday Simpson, that changes... In fact I got a lot to say about Connor Murphy....




Sitting in the gardens of the Koraku-en, J2H sits on the north bank of the Aashi river. His eyes look on the calm flowing water as it passes him by. He runs his hand across his head, underneath a black baseball cap. The rest of his body is covered by three quarter length khaki pants and a white sleeveless shirt, resting behind a thick gold chain handing around his neck and the SCW World Heavyweight championship sitting across his lap, the sun's midday rays reflecting off the gold and sending streams of light bouncing all over the nearby grass area. He looks at the water, inhaling deeply as he sits lost in his own mind.

J2H: If ever there was a week I should have said fuck it and gone home to avoid all the drama and shit, this week was it.

The words fall from his mouth as he mumbles to himself, still lost in his own mind. Slowly he looks towards the camera.

J2H: Casey Williams, Ben Jordan, Travis Nathaniel Andrews, all came and tried to take what's mine, all three failed miserably, yet there's that one, that one nagging voice in my head, that one little mixed accent that sits ringing in my ears telling me  I haven't pinned him. Just the one voice out of thousands and that is the voice of Connor Murphy.

J2H let's out a sigh, turning away from the camera and looking at the water running past.

J2H: I've had James Tuscini sit there and make eyes at my belt, made his voice heard, and for the record Tuscini is not getting out of the match with  me just because he has a belt behind him, he's being offered an upgrade right here without me even taking his title from him. I've heard Rage ramble on and on about getting a shot at me. Why when he's asked me knowing he was a champion, gotta be jealousy cause he really thought he was gonna win my title and he just can't stand that I have it, no shot for you little jealous bitch. Hell, I think even that Dmitri idiot inadvertently declared his interest in a shot at my title by saying on the show last week that it didn't matter if he was booked against Rage or me on this show... Very subtle way of saying "I've been here five minutes but I don't care, I want a belt." Your self entitlement makes me sick Dmitri, but still, your voice is not as loud as that one voice, that voice of Connor Murphy.

A short sharp head shake from J2H shows his disappointment.

J2H: From day one I've done something different, I've lifting things up to a whole new level by taking on everyone before me, by offering shot after shot to people, yet apparently, that makes me weak. Apparently that makes me a bad champion, by letting things that are meant to happen, just happen. That makes me someone who is not worthy of the belt, but I have taken care of everyone put in front of me. I have responded to everyone who wanted to make a move for my big prize. How many other champions would have done that? How many other champions would have a film crew constantly around to respond to each and every person?  Go challenge Team Hero for a shot at their belts, you won't get an answer from them ever, but me, I was on the spot all the time to respond to everyone crawling out of the woodwork and trying to get undeserved shots at my title belt, which begs the question. Why did I break the mould and go and put a challenge out myself? Why did I sit there and actually come down to the ring to challenge Connor Murphy?

A slight growl passes his teeth and in to the open air.

J2H: Because of that voice, that voice that rings in my head telling me that I have never pinned Connor Murphy. That voice that constantly bugs the ever living shit out of me saying that I can not defeat this man, just because he got lucky not once, but twice. Yeah, the little bitch beat me in a match a while ago, that was the first time he got lucky. Then he was lucky enough not to be pinned at Blaze of Glory V when Travis just wasn't good enough to kick out of anything, but believe me, if I caught you with my move Connor, you wouldn't have been kicking out either, you wouldn't be able to tell me in that stupid mixed accent of yours that you've never been pinned by me. The only way to shut up that annoying whiny voice is to take it away from you, to take away your only justification in your head, the only hope you have by finally putting that ghost to rest. I have to silence that voice and leave you with nothing Connor. I have to stop it now so I can move on to better and more deserving people.

J2H tilts his head towards his left shoulder.

J2H: I'm not saying Tuscini is more deserving with his "Let's recap everything" style but he is a champion, what are you Connor? Where's your long list of achievements? Where's your list that rivals my two Roulette Championships, my Tag Team Championship, or my World Heavyweight Championship?

A cocky look crosses the young man's face.

J2H: Well, I'm waiting Connor.

J2H looks at his watch on his left wrist and back towards the camera.

J2H: I could be waiting here forever for you to catch up with what I've done. Well done, you've won the Tag Team titles, with Tim Staggs. I know Tim Staggs, I helped turn him in to a stronger less caring man by selling his soul to Brother Grimm. I made him in to a stronger person while he had those belts, so I think it's pretty clear who the stronger man was in the team and that you were lucky to have him as a partner, your title run was down to the fact that Tim Staggs was your partner.

A smile crosses J2H's face as he lowers his head, tilting it to the side and letting his eyes meet the camera.

J2H: Your entire claim to fame, the strongest thing you have going for you at the moment Connor is the fact that I have never pinned you. That you hold a victory over me before I took things to a level you will never, ever reach, that you with never get to bro. The level I'm at is way beyond anywhere you'll get in your career and I'm there in my early twenties. Sucks to be you bro.

J2H turns his head away from the camera.

J2H: After I beat you, pin you for all the world to see, what ya gonna say then, huh? "Hey, I'm the guy that's only been pinned once by J2H, but I can have another title shot because I've only lost once to him". Is that what it's gonna be bro? Is that where ya gonna go? Let me tell ya this for free, this is your last shot Connor, cause I beat people and move on, I kick their asses and I tick them off the list and move on to the next challenge, not that you're a challenge, you're more filler till I defend my title at Into The Void V. Seriously, you're filler, you're nothing more than someone to help me get ready to sell out a big Japanese arena where I can show this fans living in the dark ages, what wrestling really should be. Don't get me wrong Connor, I'm looking forward to shutting you up once and for all to get that stupid fake Irish accent bullshit to shut up and drop down to the lower levels where you belong, so you can go talk shit about people on your true level, but trust me, you are not walking out with my title.

J2H looks back at the camera.

J2H: There's nothing, not a thing that you can actually do to even get near me, you're not even in my league, you're not on my level, you're at the top because I let you be at the top. Do you really think anyone, including the staff here would have gave you the chance if I didn't step out there and hand it to you? You wouldn't be in the main event, you'd be chasing the Roulette title or something but I put you here, I let you step in to a place you don't belong. I pulled you up to a level that you shouldn't be at, just so I can knock you down again. Everything about you annoys me Connor, the fact that you're a Canadian wishing he was Irish annoys me, the stupid accent annoys me, the unfunny stuff you do with Pussy Willow annoys me, your hair annoys me, your face annoys me, your dress sense annoys me, your friends annoy me, your best friends sister, who is obviously trying to get her foot back in the door and will probably use this as an excuse for air time, annoys me, fuck, even your childhood pets annoy me!

J2H grits his teeth, talking through them.

J2H: There's not a damn thing about you that doesn't annoy me about you.

Ungritting his teeth, he raises his eyebrows confidently.

J2H: I've never met ya parents either, but they annoy me too.

He turns his attention to the river, his eyes looking towards the water.

J2H: There's not a thing on earth about you that doesn't annoy me Connor, not a thing and I want you to remember that the only reason you're where you are, is cause I let you be. I let you stand up that high on the card, not because you should be, but because I have all the power. I won't let you be this high up the card again after Sunday, I won't let you anywhere near me. You're gonna have to go someone else to annoy, or get ready for a nothing match at into The Void V, MY show, no one else's, my show, you should probably get ready for a match against a no one, to open the show with cause you're not coming anywhere near my main event match.

J2H inhales deeply

J2H: Stick to your drinking title, it reflects you so perfectly. It's meaningless, it's pointless, it's petty, it's not worth the little stick on name plate, it's so much like you, you should stick to that. You're proud you can be hungover in the morning, well big whoop, I'm proud I can kick ass and wake up as a real champion. I give out shots with my fist, you drink them from a glass, our titles reflect who we are, you are never gonna be worth my World title, stay at your level bro and mess around for a drinking title that has nothing but bragging rights, while I sit here with the respect that comes along here with my title.

He runs his fingers across the World Heavyweight championship.

J2H: I did hear everything you had to say about me at the show. A soap opera life on Twitter, huh? Guess what genius, my little time on Twitter keeps people interested in me, they couldn't give a fuck about you. People know my name, they know who I am, I connect with them, but you, no one cares who you are, no one is interested in you. If you got lucky to somehow take my title, people would still wonder who you are. This is why you could never be a top champion Connor, cause the only thing you can connect to is a shot glass. No one wants to see you as a champion and thanks to me, no one will have to see you as a champion, cause I will do all I can to stop you and send you back to that obscurity that you belong in.

J2H looks seriously down the camera.

J2H: But have no doubt about it in your mind Connor, none at all, that Sunday will be your last shot at glory. This will be the last time you get a chance to put your hands on my title, because I will put you in the same place as Rage and laugh every single time you mention my belt. I will laugh like I haven't laughed before because you're just gonna be like him, you're just gonna be as boring as Rage is, you're just gonna be a nothing in my eyes. You're going to be less than James Tuscini in my eyes, less than Dmitri and those guys have been here like five minutes. You'll go down to opening cards with the likes of Ryan Keys and Alex Rush before you know it.

A smirk crosses his face.

J2H: No matter how much you come at me bro, no matter how much you bring to this party, I'm sending you home with a shattered career and nothing left to hope for.

J2H stands up, pulling the SCW World Heavyweight championship over his shoulder.

J2H: That's real talk bitch!

J2H turns and walks away as the camera fades out.

23
Climax Control Archives / Watch and You Might Learn Something
« on: March 24, 2016, 10:14:47 AM »
 And on to title defence number two for the SCW World Heavyweight Champion, J2H. Casey Williams was a tough test, but he knew in his mind that they would keep getting tougher and tougher. Some might say his word, calling out the whole of SCW might come back to haunt him, the unexpected... Well, not so unexpected if you knew him, challenge from Rage has already got people talking. The freshness of Connor Murphy throwing his hat in to the ring, and the lime light stealing, anything to be on TV Travis Nathaniel Andrews also making their intentions clear. To J2H, it didn't bother him as we can instantly see by his relaxed demeanour.

In the SCW Studios back in Las Vegas, Nevada, production people buzz around J2H as he looks calm and peaceful. A male clips a microphone to the front of his white T-shirt, just hanging above his black, loose leather style pants. Around his neck sits a thick gold chain and on his head, a baseball cap, pushed slightly to the left. Ms. Rocky Mountains quickly approaches him.


Ms. Rocky Mountains: Ok J, let's go over this one more time.

Cue an eye roll from the champion as he fastens the World Championship belt around his waist.

Ms. Rocky Mountains: Basically, you sit in the chair in front of the laptop and do the introduction and Jerry there.

Ms. Rocky Mountains points to a man sitting behind the laptop that J2H will be sitting at, his eyes looking at a laptop in front of him.

Ms. Rocky Mountains: He'll filter through questions from the fans that will appear on your screen. You'll have cameramen either side of you and production will switch from camera to camera. You'll see what people online see on your laptop.

J2H: Rocky, it's answering questions online to a bunch of fans. It's fine. I knew when I won the championship, I would have to do this kinda shit to keep people happy and so far, I've gone above and beyond that. Can't imagine anyone else working this hard.

Ms. Rocky Mountains: Alright. Just remember there's all ages in there waiting for you, and we were looking at five thousand people watching as it is, so to give Jerry time to pick out good questions, give slightly longer answers. When he gives you the X sign, it means wind it up, thank people for watching and show off the magazine.

J nods as he moves to sit down at the chair set up.

Ms. Rocky Mountains: If this is a success, we can have more people come in and do this. Just give your honest opinion on this, be the guy we see on TV and not the guy off of TV and answer through all questions that pop up.

J2H looks at Rocky with a smirk.

J2H: Please! I am the same guy on TV as I am off TV. I'm just more tolerant off TV than on. Can we get this thing started now? I don't have a whole lot of time. Since I won this thing, Christian has been making me jump through loops to promote this company.

Rocky nods as J2H takes his seat. He looks towards Jerry, who points at him and he starts the introduction.

J2H: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls who should be at school right now, but ya doing the smarter thing by listening to my wisdom. My name is J2H and I am the SCW World Heavyweight champion. Right now, you people are witnessing the first of what could be many SCW interviews where you ask the questions. Don't worry, Rage will probably see this and come running in to the studio to do one himself later cause that guy is so uncreative and needs to be a thief, but until he does, it's time for you to type a question in to box on your screen, it will go to a guy you can't see, which is good, cause he's not great looking and then the questions will come to me. So let's see what you got SCW fans.

J2H leans back in his chair as the first question appears on the screen.

Question: What has been the highlight of you SCW career so far?

J2H: There's been great moments, but winning championships has been highlights. The Roulette when no one took me serious, the tag titles when everyone thought Giani Di Luca carried me, which was bull, and winning the title I have now. All highlights but the best is yet to come. I ain't no fool being all close minded like that masked German idiot. I want to win championships all the time, so I think my bigger moments are yet to come, but looking at the fans faces when I pinned Goth to become World Champion is the highlight so far, but I ain't done yet.

Question: What was the most important thing Austin Parker taught you?

J2H: To respect the business. Careers end with one screw up, or pushing the body one step too far. People have ended their careers just so that people like me can have a career and push forward with it, so respect that fact. Also taught me to see what I want, get what I want and do whatever I can to hold on to it. He said there's always gonna be someone out there trying to take my spot, so do what you can to keep it.

Question: What ever happened to Giani Di Luca and Jimmy Ringo?

The question brings a smile to J2H's face.

J2H: Probably hustling pool down on the Jersey Shore or something. I think the breakout star of the group is obvious, but without those two, I wouldn't be here. Everything happens for a reason.

Question: Do you see yourself as an inspirational leader?

J2H: Well I am. I won the title and that instantly put me in a place to lead and some would have buckled under the pressure by now, but I am happy to lead everyone. I'm the one who ends up in corporate meetings and on shows and radio stations everywhere. It's my role to encourage people to step up. I must be an inspiration, cause I know Rage is sitting in the back nervous as all hell now because I told him he had to win to face me, which will inspire him to be better and hopefully less dull.

Question: What do you think of the people who have answered your challenge?

A smirk crosses J2H's face as he leans back in the chair.

J2H: Let's cut the crap about it all. Travis is a loser, he will always be a loser. The guy can't even win the Roulette championship, he can't beat an egg. Him jumping up is no big surprise because he can't do it like I did and win against people who matter. Travis is just in it so he can stand in a main event at a supercard so his ego can be stroked once more. Connor saw an opportunity there and took it, first one to do so and as much as I hate to admit it, he has a point. He has beat me, he had a good run with the tag titles and can step up. I think it's a step too far and he should be looking at the Internet title but I do want to beat everyone here, so might as well tick his name off early. As for Rage, he already thinks he has it in the bag but truth is, no one wants to see him win it, so if he gets lucky and wins Blast From The Past and I have no choice, I will do you all a favour and stop him being a champion.

Question: Is there someone you wished stepped up to answer your challenge?

J2H runs his hand along his chin, thinking about the answer.

J2H: Yeah, but it wouldn't have mattered anyway. I would still come out on top so it really didn't matter to me.

Question: Who do you want to win Blast From The Past?

J2H: Anyone but Rage, next question please.

J2H sits forward, waiting for the next question to appear on the screen.

Question: What do you think of the new people SCW has hired lately?

J2H: Chris Burden is a joke. Sorry but go win a match before teaching people the art of a promo. Who wants advice from people who can't win? Alex Rush is confusing to me. The guy is a rockstar, got enough money to buy this company but chooses to turn up in to comedy skits with a drag queen? James Tuscini, can you get more stereotypical? Hey ho, eh oh, I'm Italian... Been done and Matt Spears don't know his ass from his elbow. If this is the new bunch that's meant to do something here, I'd be worried for the future.

Question: What advice would you give someone just breaking in to the wrestling business?

J2H: Submerge yourself in everything. Watch EVERY promo, learn everything you can about opponents before matches. Be on every show if possible, doesn't matter if you're booked. Don't be close minded like people we can talk about, but why give them the air time? If you just sit there, record a promo, go wrestle and go home, it shows that you couldn't care less about things. No ambition that way. I know all there is to know on my opponents, I watch every promo, I watch the shows from top to finish the next day. I don't just fast forward to my match, I watch everything, and that's why I am a champion and people who think they deserve to be champions, have done nothing to show they deserve it.

Question: What is your pet peeve in SCW?

J2H: I got two. Gonna sound like a broken record here for the first one, because I've said it before, and others have too, but lazy damn champions. You work to win the titles, plaster your face over SCW screens. If not, you become a champion to forget, a champion not worth remembering. Years to come, people ask if they remember wrestler X being a champion, chances are the answer will be no, because all they did was show up, wrestle and leave. It's embarrassing to a division to me. Every belt I've had, I've been on the show constantly to promote it. Some SCW champions are a joke because they don't do that.

J2H breathe deeply, clearly annoyed as he speaks about it.

J2H: Secondly, people who sign up, have one match, lose and run away crying. Stealing spots from people who want to be on the show. You just make yourself look stupid by doing that. You make yourself look like an idiot and steal someone else's spot. People like that should be pretty ashamed of themselves. Might wanna give me the next question there Jerry, because talking about this stuff is pretty annoying.

Question: Do you watch bombshell promos?

J2H: Yeah, every single one of them. I watch everything around here.

Question: If you could bring back someone from SCW's past for one match, who would it be?

J2H: Now that is a good question.

J2H presses his hands together in thought.

J2H: I would say either Nick Jones or Jordan Williams. Old school there against new school here. Maybe even Drake Green cause I never got a chance to go against him one on one. Options are endless at this point. Maybe even Kain just to prove a point that I can hang with some of the violent people in SCW history. Next question please.

Question: When are you and Melody gonna get back together? You guys are so cute!

A frown crosses J2H's face as he reads the question in his head.

J2H: Look, I know she has the biggest crush in the world on me, but that just ain't happening. We're kinda rebuilding a friendship, probably because of the history we had but that's it. She still bounces around the country to hang out with people for a day, I still spend my time in Beverly Hills. Us getting back together is just a fantasy in the fans heads.

Question: Are you Dexter the Duck's real dad?

J2H rolls his eyes at the question.

J2H: No! I am not! He's a duck, do I look like a duck to you?

Another roll of the eyes from J2H as he waits for the next question to appear.

Question: Since you sold out Tim Staggs, he's changed. Do you feel guilty for that?

J2H: Can we not talk about that? What you gotta ask yourself is has Tim Staggs changed for the better or worse? I needed to do what I could to shake Grimm off my back so I could go on and become the SCW World Champion, and I did just that.

Question: You face Ben Jordan on Sunday, do you think he has a chance of walking away with the World Heavyweight championship? Also why is it called the Heavyweight championship when you're not a heavyweight?

J2H: For your second part of the question, I have no idea, short sighted staff?

An arrogant look crosses his face

J2H: As for Ben Jordan. I haven't got a worry in the world about taking on a guy that no one can understand. It took him over two years, two years to even get a shot at anything while jokes like Casey get title shots every other week. What does that say about Ben Jordan? Even when he did get a title shot, you saw what title he got a shot at? Tag titles, yes, the freaking tag titles! Wins them and his partner retires. Either Ben is the king of bad luck or no one wants to be around him. The thing is, you're gonna need a whole lot of luck if you wanna take the biggest prize there is and Ben just don't seem a lucky enough guy to get this belt and take it from me. He was a big deal elsewhere but he's not in SCW. He's more of a guy that just can't break through the glass ceiling and will always be the nearly guy.

J2H shrugs his shoulders.

J2H: We all know this is the biggest chance he will ever get in SCW and I'm not willing to give up my belt without a fight. This simply means Ben will not be walking out of here with my title. He is the nearly man. Nearly getting a shot at titles, nearly being a star, and maybe in the future, he will stop being the nearly man and win something worth winning but this is not gonna be it. This belt is staying with me.

J2H looks up to see Jerry lifting up the X sign with his arms.

J2H: Anyway, the guy you can't see is telling me to wrap this up, so I hope you've all learned something from listening to me and if Rage does run in here later to do one of his own as he tries to keep up with me, don't tune in to listen to him talk about his brother, or the fact Kittie makes him miserable, no one cares. What you should do is get outside now and pick up your copy of SCW's magazine.

J2H reaches towards the table and picks up the SCW magazine, holding it towards the camera.

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J2H: With yours truly on the cover. Don't worry about Team Hero on the cover. They're not that important, and you forget they're even Bombshell Tag Champs these days. Until next time, this is the only champion that matters saying join us on Sunday where you will see me defeat Ben Jordan and walk out with the SCW World Heavyweight Championship.

J2H nods at the camera as the scene fades.

24
Climax Control Archives / #22
« on: March 04, 2016, 01:07:36 PM »
 The following takes place during the party thrown by Melody Grace. You can find that right about here.

The party is thumping as SCW stars, former stars and other wrestling world celebrities yet to step in to an SCW ring the rooftop bar in the London Hotel in West Hollywood to celebrate the 22nd birthday of SCW World champion, J2H. Indeed, Melody Grace has outdone herself as amazing decorations fill the outside area, including the initials of J2H reflecting peacefully off of a pool, the humming bu
of a smoke machine flicking out the dry ice mix to the air within the beats of the music and balloons and streamers of black and gold randomly fill the area. The area is alive with noise as chatter from SCW stars like the Seven Deadly Sins standing to one side chatting amongst themselves, to the pairing of Mercedes Vargas and Joshua Acquin deep in conversation, to the bosses Christian Underwood and Mark Ward surveying the scene before them, the party was indeed in full swing, except...

Where exactly was the birthday boy?

Nowhere to be seen amongst the crowd of well wishers or party goers, the SCW World champions absence was clearly noted. The camera moves to Simpson, talking to Jason Adams, again, J2H nowhere to be seen. Melody Grace moves around the scene, talking to people and handing out drinks in her role of organizer/host. She too looks around the scene, unable to see J2H. She turns to Ben Jordan, standing nearby with Samantha Marlowe.

Melody: Hey Ben, Sammi, have you guys seen James?

Ben: I've seen him, not lately but he's a little fella with a bunch of tattoos.

Melody and Sam can't help but smile as Ben grins widely.

Melody: That's the guy! Any idea where he might be? I haven't seen him in ages.

Melody's eyes widen as she gulps hard.

Melody: I hope he hasn't left! All that money, getting all these people here! He can't have left!

Ben: Calm down sweets, he's probably here somewhere.

Indeed he was, looking down at the whole proceedings from way up high. Looking down at the party from a balcony, J2H watches his party in full swing, his eyes moving around from various guests but always returning to Melody. His hand grips a bottle of cold beer as he watches the action from ten feet above the main crowd, a slight smile on his face as he watched Melody speak to Ben and Sam. He lifts the beer to his lips before taking a gulp of the cold beverage. Removing it from his lips, he breathes deep before turning around and moving through a doorway and towards the top of a staircase, watching people move past the bottom of the stairs and sits at the top of the stairs, looking down them.

J2H: All these people here for me, when I should be focused on taking on a giant.

He wraps both hands around the beer bottle and breathes deeply.

J2H: I shocked the world by telling people I'm keeping what I won and yet friends, rivals and anyone who wants my gold have turned up here to celebrate my day when my mind should be on keeping the belt longer. I asked for the biggest person they could find and the bosses, they came up with Casey. Long time friend, long time rival and I'm fucking glad they came up with Casey.

J2H continues to talk to himself.

J2H: This title has been around the waists of people I can not respect for love nor money, people have got shots at the belt that didn't deserve it but Casey on the other hand, he does actually deserve a shot at the title. He's been here from day one, he's been here to take on everyone and never complained about jack shit. Out of all the people that came to me when it came to me talking about me giving up the title, Casey was the only one that came to me with respect about what I'd done in my career to get where I am, where other little assholes came to me asking if I would just give the belt to them. This is why Casey Williams is different, he didn't want me to hand him the belt, he'd only take it if he could rip it directly from my hands. Something about that I have to respect. I'm glad he is my first title defence. He is the kinda person you want to make a statement with and I know everyone's gonna say I've beat him constantly and well, honestly, yeah, I have beat him constantly, but this is different. I watched his title shot against Drake Green and Drake Green don't know how lucky he was to have friends around him to help him through that. I know I'm not dealing with any kind of animal here, I'm dealing with Casey Williams wanting the biggest prize there is. I'll be stupid to think he won't up his game and come at me like a wild animal, but I know I can beat him.

J2H lifts the beer to his mouth and takes another gulp before continuing to talk to himself.

J2H: This is no different from when I've beat him before, there is no added pressure to this one because there is a title on the line, my title, a title I had to earn by beating the whole damn roster. Absolutely no added pressure for me, just another match, except this time, I get to celebrate by holding the title belt above my head.

J2H turns his head, looking away from the bottom of the stairs.

J2H: Although I do get this weird feeling about this match, like something is gonna happen that I don't expect. I know I won't lose, everyone knows I'm gonna take this one and go out and impress but maybe I should get the hell out of there right after the match.

He turns his head back to the bottom of the stairs as he spots people walking past.

J2H: Probably should shake Casey's hand after the match or something because I don't hate him anymore. He backed the wrong horse when he sided with Drake Green and I told him it would all end in tears but friend, rival, pain in the ass, he earned my respect for being in SCW and not bitching every week when a card goes up. That puts him ahead of everyone else and don't get me started on the people who fuck off when they don't win. Blame everyone except the only person who could change that.... Themselves.

He quickly shakes his head.

J2H: This is why the right man has the title, the right man to lead the company, the right man to take SCW up a level cause I'm gonna hold my title forever and fuck anyone who don't like it.

J2H takes a gulp of the beer from the still cold bottle before continuing to speak to himself.

J2H: I'm not gonna be one of those champions who underestimate anyone cause their win loss record looks like shit, I'm gonna take everyone seriously, starting with Casey. Everyone wants to hold the title forever, but my goal is different, my goal is to beat every single person on the roster, every man that is here, hell, every son of a bitch who signs up. Come Sunday, I will be ticking Casey off the list as the first person I beat. It's unfortunate but I don't plan on being one of those champions that lose in defence one. I plan on taking this title through to the end of SCW, I don't care if it's a year or ten, this belt is going nowhere fast. I will be known as the greatest champion to ever step in a ring and I will go out there on Sunday and taking care of business and firing a message to the entire roster that this is mine, it will always be mine and poor Casey will be in the wrong place at the wrong time. I have to prove a point on Sunday, I have to start as I mean to go on and that is something I will do.

J2H smiles.

J2H: This is my time and I will shine. Casey is number one, and all the respect in the world is not gonna stop me from putting on a show, sending a message to the roster and moving on to the next challenger. Casey is not winning this, trust me. This one is mine all over. Nothing Casey can do will ever get the title out of my hands, nothing he can do will ever drag this one away from me.

J2H looks up at the bottom of the stairs to see Melody Grace Carpenter-Huntington-Hawkes Number 1 looking up at him. J2H looks down the stairs at Melody.

J2H: How much of that did you hear?

Melody starts to walk up the steps.

Melody: Nothing Casey can do to take your title, blah, blah, blah.

Melody smiles at J2H, who rubs his hand on his forehead.

Melody: I should get back to the party and hand out drinks.

J2H: Sit down for a minute, all I've seen you do is run around playing party mother, handing out drinks and talking to people.

Melody looks at J2H with lowered eyebrows before walking up the steps and turning around, squeezing herself on to the same step as J2H, wiggling him over a little.  

Melody: Now why aren't you down there enjoying your party?

J2H scratches the side of his face.

J2H: I'm enjoying it, I'm just taking a breather from it. I've shook so many hands and I don't know so many of these people. Thought I'd avoid the handshaking for a bit. I have a question.

Melody: I might have an answer, unless it's a math question, I might not have an answer for that.

J2H: It's not a math question.

Melody: Oh good, cause all those numbers.

J2H: My question is why did you do all this for me? Considering other than a few tweets, we're not exactly besties. This has been the most we've been around each other since... Well, you know.

Melody bites her lower lip before turning to face J2H.

Melody: Well it's your birthday, you like parties, you just won your first world title so you deserve this.

J2H: But it must have cost a fortune and that car you bought me for my birthday. How can you afford these things?

Melody: It doesn't matter how I got these things, the point is you deserved this. Plus I probably owe you for the whole disappearing thing, so it made sense.

J2H: Surprising that you remembered my birthday, you got one over on my parents at least.

Melody: You mean they didn't....

J2H raises hand and shakes his head firmly.

J2H: Nope, they didn't. Doesn't matter anyway, not the first time, sure as hell won't be the last time they forget something like this, but this isn't your responsibility.

Melody: So you're telling me you wouldn't have done this for me?

J2H tilts his head, looking at Melody with his lips pressed tight together.

Melody: Stupid question.

J2H: I didn't say anything. I mean I would have maybe done something if things were not who we seem to be, hell, I don't even  know what we are meant to be right now.

Melody: So I did wrong?

A disappointed look crosses Melody's face as she turns her head away from J2H, but J2H instinctive grabs her hand, wrapping his fingers around the top of her hand, causing Melody to hold her breath. He quickly sees his instinctive move and pulls his hand away.

J2H: No, not at all.

Melody exhales with relief

J2H: You went above what you should have done for someone in our situation. You did good, even though you didn't have to. You're popular, you coulda been anywhere other than here and throwing this thing for me, but you're here.

Melody: Wouldn't want to be anywhere other than here.

J2H looks at Melody as she closes her eyes tightly as the words unintentionally fall from her lips. Melody starts to turn a shade of red as J2H smiles.

J2H: You're going red, starting to look like a traffic light.

Melody starts to fan her face with her hands.

Melody: No, it's just really hot in here.

She moves her hands more rapidly, causing a wider smile from J2H as he looks at her.  

J2H: Must be really hot in here judging by the shade your face is going.

Melody: Maybe we should get back to the party. I'm sure you  haven't shaken everyone's hand yet. There's got to be more people out there.... Have you met Ted?

J2H: An How I Met Your Mother reference?

Melody stands up, ignoring J2H's comment as she starts to move down the stairs, dragging J2H with her as she goes.

J2H: Pretty strong when you're determined.

J2H moves in front of Melody, reaching the bottom before Melody. Melody tries to speed up in heels but misses the last step and stumbling forward. J2H reaches out and catches her in his arms, their upper bodies pressing against each other. The two stare at each other for a few seconds, keeping eye contact before Melody speaks in a soft voice.

Melody: Thank you.

Derek Thorne stands behind the two, watching their actions.

Derek: All you two need is Michael Buble singing Lost and she wouldn't have to tell you what she really should. Actions would speak louder than words.

J2H turns to see Derek standing after hearing his comment. He turns his head back towards Melody.

J2H: What's he mean?

Melody's eyes widen.

Melody: Doesn't matter, let's get you back around the party people and get you some booze, lots of booze.

Melody glares at Derek.

Melody: Mind numbing booze.

Melody takes J2H by the wrist and leads him in towards the party as the scene fades on Derek Thorne's smiling face.

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Climax Control Archives / Frustration
« on: January 15, 2016, 12:48:45 PM »
 No one said this world wasn't a roller coaster, ups and downs and this week for J2H, it's been exactly that...

A very well lit gym is seen, rows of work out machines are seen side to side, a very modern style of set up, up there with the top gyms in the country, but this isn't a public gym, this is located in the house of J2H, SCW's young superstar, used by the likes of wrestlers from SCW's past whenever SCW has rolled through Beverly Hills, and of course, J2H likes them enough to let them in to his home. The camera moves around to show a replica SCW wrestling ring near the center of the space, before turning towards the far side, where two heavy boxing punch bags are seen and a speed bag. At one of the heavy bags, we see J2H. The camera moves in to show his hands taped up, no boxing gloves, and sweat pouring from his head as he hits the bag with a triple left hand jab, before following in with a heavy right hand. He breathes deep as he rests his head on the heavy bag, the same words pouring through his mind as he breathes deeply.

Do you take, do you take, do you take, do you take...

His jaw tightens as the words move through his mind like a steam engine roaring down a track before the voice of Austin Parker snaps him harshly back to reality.


Austin: No one told ya lazy ass to rest.

J2H snaps his head around, looking at Austin through tired eyes.

J2H: Sorry, I haven't exactly been sleeping right since she made a reappearance on Twitter. I mean who the fuck does that? Disappears forever after messing with my head and comes back to talk to people on Twitter and throw a tweet in my damn direction like we're just meeting again. Who does that?

The young man is of course referring to the recent reappearance of Melody Grace, his ex(?) wife, on Twitter recently.

J2H: This is Mikah's fault, she said her fucking name and out of nowhere, she appears! I know Mikah likes to fuck with people but come on!

Austin breathes deeply as he looks towards the man young enough to be his son (Sorry, Austin!) chewing on his lower lip before shaking his head.  

Austin: Do I look like your counselor? I'm here to train ya, not sit there and talk to you about how you got tricked my an idiot and his teddy bear.

J2H turns away from Austin and back to the punch bag, aggressively throwing lefts and rights towards the hard object. He holds it with his left hand and starts to fire off big right shots before turning back to Austin.

J2H: But like seriously!

Austin holds up his hand at J2H, stopping him in his tracks.

Austin: Ah couldn't give a shit if she came back to Twitter, if she came back to ya front door, I couldn't give a shit if ya bumped in to her in Vegas again and got married again. Ah'm here to kick your ass in to shape to take on this CJ Share guy because you've disappointed me lately.

J2H fire a look towards Austin, his eyes narrowed as he wipes the sweat from his brow.

J2H: What's that meant to mean?

A smile crosses Austin's face, knowing he now has his full attention.

Austin: Y'all be losing for fun lately. Everything you thought you had, everything you thought y'all could do, you're throwing it away cause you're lazy. Simon Jones was there for the taking and ya couldn't beat him. You beat him before but not this time. You're getting slack and ya letting me down.

A look of surprise crosses J2H's face as he stares at Austin.

Austin: And now you're letting this get in to your head, ya gonna get ya ass kicked by a guy who like you, can't buy a win in SCW. Difference is ah trained you, losing to him would go against all a've done for you.

J2H turns to face Austin, once again looking at him through narrowed eyes.

J2H: I'm letting you down? I'm letting myself fucking down. I'm sitting there working hard for nothing, I get booked against these losers after I took probably the biggest win of my career against Simon Jones the first time around, they had chance after chance to book me against better people, but no, I got the shit end of the stick and I'm now facing this loser.

J2H takes a step closer to Austin.

J2H: It's good for you, go tell people what to do, because you've won a world championship. I get out there and can beat anyone when I want to and see what happens with me? I get shafted and put against people who are lucky to even be here. I put on a wrestling master class with Despayre, I beat Simon Jones.

Austin: He also beat you last week.

Austin smirks at J2H, causing the young man to raise his tone.

J2H: When was the last time you beat anyone?

Austin taps the side of his cheek.

Austin: That'll be against some guy called Hot Stuff Mark Ward, heard of him?

J2H raises a finger towards Austin, but no words come out of his mouth.

Austin: Yeah, that's what I thought.
J2H: This isn't about you Austin, it's about me, it's about where I should be. You're the past, I'm the future.

Austin: Boy if I didn't like the fire in ya right now, I'd slap it right out of ya!

J2H: Your slap would be the least of my problems right now.

Simpson, watching the exchange from off camera, moves towards the two, holding a bottle of water in his hand. He hands it to J2H who nods his head towards him. He takes the bottle cap off from the water and takes a huge gulp. He points towards Simpson.

J2H: Just the person I wanted to see.

Simpson: Sir?

J2H: I think it's about time we upgraded security, changed the locks, get sniffer dogs, snipers if need be.

Austin and Simpson exchange a look of confusion, while J2H continues to look seriously.

Simpson: May I ask why sir?

J2H: No, don't question me, just do it.

Austin: He's scared a little blonde the size of your arm is gonna get him while he sleeps.

J2H rolls his eyes at Austin and turns back to Simpson.

Simpson: The cost sir....

J2H: Fuck the cost, sell the house instead if you're worried about cost Simpson!

Austin spins J2H around, his hands on his shoulder.

Austin: Boy, forget all this stuff and get yer head in the game. Take five minutes then get back out here and focus on CJ Sharpe!

Austin points towards a door at the side of the room. J2H looks towards it and marches off, walking in to the room, a small shower room, with a shower to the right, a sink and mirror directly in front. He walks towards the mirror and turns on a tap, letting the cold water run on to his fingers before splashing it on to his face. He looks in the mirror at himself.

J2H: Get my mind in the game? Get myself ready to face some no talent bum who thinks he's better than he actually is? Seriously Austin? You doubt I can beat this guy cause my past rears it's head and thinks it can mess with my head again? It's not happening that way, it will never happen that way. I'm going to beat this guy so bad, he's gonna run back to whatever fucking rock he came from underneath! This guy isn't in anyone's league, he sucks!

He casually flicks water through his hair.

J2H: He's already in a bad place cause after this week, I'm in the mood to go out there and destroy the world if I had to, let alone this loser who has done nothing since showing up. It's that bad, I had to actually research who this clown is and dear God, how the fuck did he even get hired? There's not potential there, there's nothing, just a guy to beat up on and that's it, nothing more, nothing less. Just someone to use more than that punch bag I was just on!

He looks at himself in the mirror seriously.

J2H: These people are wasting my talent putting me in the ring with this guy. They're using me to try and make this joke look good.

He quickly shakes his head.

J2H: All that's gonna happen is I'm gonna go out there and use him to just beat on over and over because that's the mood I'm in. This is gonna be a bad week for CJ Sharpe, because he didn't know this was gonna happen, he didn't know something would happen this week that would make me wanna beat the living hell out of someone.

He clenches his fists tight as he looks at himself.

J2H: I almost feel sorry for this guy cause I could end his SCW career on Sunday, I can beat him so bad, that he will never be able to wrestle professionally again, no one will hire him. The face paint will have to go and he'll have to be just a normal average nobody. This guy has no idea how bad it's gonna get for him because my weeks frustrations are going to be taken out on him.

J2H breathes deeply

J2H: CJ Sharpe should enjoy this spotlight while he can, because after Sunday when I destroy him, his spotlight will fade faster than anything he could ever imagine. I'm not coming to be nice, I'm not coming to just win, I'm coming to hurt somebody and he's the unlucky piece of shit that stands in my way. He's getting hurt, there's no other words for it.

J2H hammers his fist down on the sink.

J2H: CJ Sharpe is well and truly fucked! That's real fucking talk, that fucking simple!

J2H turn around, grabbing hold of the shower room door and ripping it open, before slamming it behind him as the scene fades out.

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Climax Control Archives / About damn time!
« on: November 06, 2015, 09:11:15 AM »
 A large looking white door is seen as the scene starts, painted with panels squared off and giving the illusion of 3D. A brass handle is seen halfway down the door. A sigh is heard off camera and the camera turns to see the man known as Simpson, bodyguard, servant and whatever else J2H decides to give him in his job title. A trouble look crosses the big, bald mans face as he reaches with his left hand towards the brass handle. With the outside of his right hand, he raps his knuckles on the wooden door panel. No response can be heard from the other side of the door. Simpson sighs as he calls out.

Simpson: Sir?

Still no response from behind the door as Simpson runs his right hand over his head, feeling the clammy skin underneath his meaty fingers. He knocks on the door once more, more at head height, his knuckles bouncing off the wood three times.

Simpson: Sir?

He tries again, but is met with the same silence as before, not a sound passes through the door. A thoughtful look crosses Simpson's face, debating his next move. With a slight roll of his shoulders, he pushes down on the brass handle and pushes the door open slowly. A creaking sound comes as the door opens a little more. He peeks his head around the corner, his eyes trying to adjust to the darkness in the room.

Simpson: Sir, are you in here?

The door opens wider, the light from the hallway cutting through the darkness and in to the room. Simpson reaches his right arm around the frame, reaching his hand out for a light switch but a voice cuts him off.

J2H: Touch that switch and I will cut off your fingers.

Ah, a not so empty room anymore as a serious sounding J2H's voice rips through the darkness and towards Simpson. Simpson's hand hovers over the light switch as he contemplates his next move.

Simpson: Sir, this is ridiculous. You've been locked up here since High Stakes V. You have rarely left this very room since we got back home. You can't stay in here forever.

J2H: I can and will if I want. It's my fucking house and if I only wanna stay in this one room, in the dark, I will do it. I will stay here, I don't have to be anywhere. Who's gonna stop me?

The shadow of Simpson at the doorway is seen inhaling sharply as he looks around the room.

Simpson: One defeat....

J2H: It was NOT a defeat!

The elevated tones of J2H's voice makes Simpson stop his vocals in it's tracks.

Simpson: Sir...

Again Simpson doesn't finishes his sentence as J2H snaps back once more.

J2H: It wasn't a defeat, it was luck, it's because my head was all over the place, because I didn't know what he was, I made the mistake of thinking he was human, but he's not Simpson, he's not, and I didn't know what I was dealing with but now I'm figuring it out.

Simpson: It's all in the past now sir.

J2H: IT'S NEVER IN THE PAST!

His tone changes to a higher, more squeaky shout as the sentence rolled on. Simpson breathes deeply before taking a chance. He reaches up and quickly switches on the light switch, causing J2H to snap his head up towards him as he sits on a bed. A two week old scruffy looking beard sits on the youngsters face, aging him instantly beyond his years. His eyes bloodshot as he glares angrily towards Simpson, while clad in grey shorts. Simpson's face looks stunned at the usual prim and proper well groomed man as J2H looks at him like the proverbial deer in the headlights.

Simpson: Sir.

J2H: What did I tell you about the fucking light? I said no!

He barks towards Simpson, who's face doesn't change from the shocked look resting upon it.

Simpson: Sir.... You look terrible.

J2H: I look terrible one time, you look terrible all the time!

Simpson observes the room, his eyes peering around to see many objects covered by long sheets, as well as the curtains pulled tightly to a close.

Simpson: Sitting in this room is not going to help you. Sitting in the darkness won't help you feel better sir. You need to be back out there, you need to be looking around at the world, you need to be around people. Feeling sorry for yourself is not the answer.

J2H lowers his eyebrows, looking through narrowed eyes at Simpson.

J2H: I don't feel sorry for myself, I feel stupid because I didn't know what I was dealing with.

Simpson: Like I said sir, it's all in the past now.

J2H moves to the end of the bed, waving his finger from side to side at Simpson.

J2H: It's not in the past. I beat him in the past, he still came back. Now he's beat me, he's not gonna stop there Simpson, I know he's not. He's going to continue till he goes one up on me, and then he's gonna try and control me, but I can't let that happen.

Simpson moves in to the room, moving towards J2H.

Simpson: Sir, if he is a supernatural being, then wouldn't he prefer the darkness rather than the light? Wouldn't you be putting yourself more at a risk.

Simpson's attempt to humour the young man falls on deaf ears.

J2H: You'd think that, but...

Simpson moves towards the curtains, placing a hand on them.

Simpson: Every legend told from supernatural creatures have been connected to the night, so let's banish them and let the light fill the room.

Simpson pulls at the curtain, pulling it back to show a huge bay window. He blinks rapidly as he looks at the window, covered in writing in red.

J2H: You're an idiot Simpson. Not every supernatural thing is connected to the night!

Simpson looks at the writing on the window, his eyes narrowed and focused on the words. He turns back toward J2H.

Simpson: What is all of this sir?

J2H steps off the bed and moves towards the bay window, shielding his eyes from the first piece of daylight he has seen in a while. He points an open palm at the window.

J2H: This is me trying to figure out what Brother Grimm is so I know how to stop him. I started thinking, if I knew what he was, then it would be easy to stop him coming after me. First I thought he was a vampire.

Simpson: A vampire?

J2H: Yes Simpson, a vampire, but then it hit me. He couldn't be a vampire, because he has no signs of blood lust, he just wants to eat people. This made me think he could be one of these.

J2H points his finger to a word on the board.

Simpson: A wendigo?

J2H: Yes, a wendigo Simpson, a flesh eater. Someone that hunts people in wooded areas, keeps them alive for days and then eats them. He makes no secret of his taste for human flesh, but then he couldn't be, because wendigo's don't come out of the forest, they stay there and let their food come to them. He couldn't even be a day walker.

Simpson: A day walker sir?

A look of confusion crosses the big man's face as he continues to humour J2H.

J2H: They're like vampires but can walk in sunlight. If he's not a vampire, he's not a day walker, they're linked.

J2H nervously ticks his head as he runs his fingers through his unkempt longer than usual hair. Simpson scratches his bald head as he look at J2H.

Simpson: So what is he sir?

J2H: He's a mirror person!

J2H throws his finger up in the air, a smile on his face as he looks like he's just found his eureka moment.

Simpson: I don't...

J2H snaps his head around looking towards Simpson.

J2H: A mirror person Simpson. Like bloody Mary. He moves through reflections. He needs something that reflects the light to move in to places without a door. He can't haunt my dreams, he can't get inside my head just like that. To stalk me, he needs something that reflects the light. He needs it to haunt me. That's why there's no reflective things here in Simpson. Go on, have a look around.

Indeed J2H is telling the truth as Simpson turns his head around. Mirrors are covered by long sheets, anything that could give off a reflection has been covered. He turns back to J2H, the young man with a crazy look in his eye, and crooked smile on his face.

Simpson: So how does one defeat such a thing.

J2H: Ah...

J2H puts a finger in the air, pursing his lips out.

J2H: That is something I'm still trying to figure out, but I will do soon. Then I will return to SCW and put this thing to bed once and for all!

An uneasy look crosses Simpson's face as he looks at J2H.

Simpson: Actually sir, you will be needed by then. Your presence is required in Kingston, Jamaica this weekend.

J2H: Great booking there SCW. Take SCW to an island paradise, and then drop people in the middle of the crime capital of the Caribbean.

J2H quickly shakes his head, before looking back at the window, pointing at certain words written on the window in red pen.

J2H: Besides, I'm far too busy for that stuff, I have to work out how to end this monster before I go anywhere near SCW. Way too many reflective surfaces to cover there to stop him from sneaking out on me.

Simpson: But sir, this is billed as the biggest match of your career.

J2H: Unless it's against Drake Green and I'm gonna take that title off him, I'm not interested.

He continues to look at the window, his mind tipping over in thought as he rubs the side of his head.

Simpson: It's against Simon Jones sir.

J2H slowly turns his head and looks at Simpson, not a word falling from his mouth as he stares at his bodyguard slash servant.

J2H: Simon Jones? Ex SCW World Heavyweight Champion Simon Jones?

Simpson: The one and the same sir.

A slight smile creeps over J2H's face as he brushes his hair from his face. He scratches the side of his cheek as the smile grows wider.

J2H: In that case, start packing some stuff and call Casey right away.

Simpson: I believe Mr Williams might be slightly busy sir.

J2H: Why? The guy has very little interests other than beating on someone's face for the sake of it.

Simpson: And that sir is what he may be doing. He has been working more for AWA as of late and he is now an official part of the ACW movement to rebel against Mr Ward.

A sour look crosses J2H's face after hearing the news that Casey has switched his allegiances towards 'The light side'.

J2H: That big, bald, ape type creature.... No offence Simpson.

Simpson: Why would I take offence sir?

J2H: Because you and him look alike. How could he do this? I mean I was making him famous and now it's official that he jumped ship to join Drake Green and his band of merry men to play Robin Hood? This does not sit well with me Simpson!

Simpson: I don't see how it could ruin a friendship sir.

J2H: Oh you don't? I do Simpson, because if it comes down to it, I will be on the SCW side to this whole thing and I will stand against him if I should. I will speak to him later and try and snap him out of this whole thing with Drake Green and ACW. Doesn't he realize that SCW always wins these things? I will get him back on the right side Simpson. I have to for his own good before he becomes a laughing stock with the rest of the former ACW losers.

Simpson: If you say so sir.

J2H: Say so, I know so! He might been sold something by Drake Green to get him on that side, but that's only so Drake Green can hide behind him. I vow to make him see this Simpson and come back to the side where he doesn't have be tamed by being part of the flavour of the month group.

J2H looks at Simpson firmly.

J2H: Well, get along and start packing Simpson. I need to go and make myself look a lot better. I wanna look like the superstar that I am for when I beat Simon Jones.

Simpson: Right away sir.

J2H: And don't forget the bullet proof vests. Jamaica isn't all sunshine and people smoking that disgusting smelling shit.

Simpson nods his head before quickly exiting the room. J2H smiles to himself.

J2H: Simon Jones... About time they gave me someone to face with a little bit of credibility around here.

J2H walks away, exiting the camera shot as the scene fades to black.  




A black limo comes to a slow stop on a tarmac looking road. The camera moves around the car to show a shiny finish to the car before it comes to a complete halt. The camera focuses on the bottom of the back door as the sound of another door opens up, unseen by the camera, and footsteps are heard walking along the ground. With another click, the door swings open and the camera focuses on the black shined shoes, sitting below the pants leg of a grey suit. The camera moves up the person to show the bottom of a matching jacket with a black shirt and higher still. The now clean shaven and shorter haired J2H confidently looks at a small private jet. Another set of feet are heard hitting the tarmac and Simpson joins him within the camera shot. The two walk towards the private plane.

J2H: You told them to have the laptop set up, right?

Simpson: I did sir.

J2H: Good.

The two walk towards the plane, towards where the captain waits to greet them, but J2H ignores him and quickly bounces up the steps. Simpson follows behind as J2H sees a laptop, already bright with power sitting on. J2H quickly takes a seat in front of the laptop and starts to hit on the keys, opening up programs as fast as the computer allows. A video recorder pops up on his screen as the light by the webcam springs in to life, shining a pale blue to indicated that it's on. Simpson takes a seat on the other side of the aisle to J2H. The pilot steps aboard and the door shuts as J2H presses the record button on the laptop, capturing himself on video.

J2H: Oh SCW, now is the time for your highlight of your night because you get to listen to me talk to you. I would have done it in Jamaica but no one goes to that place to want to work, they go there to party and try not to get shot, so this is the best you will get. Still, it's me so it's already amazing.

A confident look crosses the young man's face.

J2H: It's been a rough few weeks for me, I've been stalked by some chick who I am no closer to finding, and had that freak actually get a lucky win over me, but it's amazing how hearing one little thing can kick you in the ass and make you see that there are bigger things to deal with and I heard that the second Simpson opened his big mouth and told me about who my next opponent is.

He tilts his head slightly to look down the webcam.

J2H: Simon Jones... As soon as I heard that, it hit me that now I'm taking on the stars of SCW, and not just there cause some painted face bitch like Brother Grimm has an unhealthy obsession with young men...

A look of disgust crosses his face.

J2H: Dude, seriously, seek help! But anyway, it made me see that finally, I get the chance to take on someone better, someone who has actually done something here, rather than someone that has done nothing. Do you know what this means?

He pauses for a second.

J2H: It means when I beat Simon Jones on Sunday, everyone will have no other choice but to push me higher, to get me in bigger matches, against better people, because not many have the long list of achievements Simon Jones does, and when I beat him, people are gonna be taking me more than seriously, people are gonna know that I am going to be the rising star here. Beating Simon Jones instantly puts me on the top level of SCW, it puts people like Sean Jackson and Drake Green on notice. This is where I deserve to be, so Simon, on Sunday, you're in a whole lot of trouble because it's time to take your spot in the upper half of the SCW rankings.

He his head away to look out of the plane window before looking back towards the screen.

J2H: This is just like being out in the wild Simon. In a pride of lions, when an elder, a senior member of the pride starts to not be very useful anymore, a young lion will step up to take his place to lead. That's me Simon, I'm ready to take your place and lead SCW when I want to and I'm not a patient man, I want to lead now and that means knocking you off that rock and taking your place. The second the guys in the office booked this one, they gave me a shot at opening their eyes and beating you will finally get me out of the shit matches and in to something good. My career will change for the better after Sunday, after the butch female referee, or the wimpy guy referee, or the guy referee no one cares about, or the he she living the lie referee slam his, her or its, hand down the canvas for the third time, that will be the beginning of a brand new era, it will be my time.

A cocky look crosses his face.

J2H: That's right, my time. You're the tip of the iceberg, because once I beat you, I will go through this rosters top stars like a bullet through a chest. Lord Raab, Sean Jackson, Despayre, Goth, Drake Green, all of them will be shaking in their boots. They'll be praying you get lucky and beat me Simon, just to keep me out of their paths, they will be hoping against all hope that you stop me progressing just to save their own worthless asses.

The roar of the engine catches J2H's attention, he turns to look out the window before looking back at the camera on the laptop.

J2H: And that's my cue to disappoint you all and say goodbye, but I will be in Jamaica real soon. Congratulations Simon Jones, you will be remembered as the man who fell first in my great rise to stardom.... That's real talk bitches!

J2H leans forward, clicking a button to stop the recording. He pushes down on the laptop, closing the lid as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / Got ya! Well... almost.
« on: September 11, 2015, 07:56:19 AM »
 Montevideo, Uruguay is where our scene starts - the beach on the River Plate to be exact. The surrounding area, lit brightly in the midday sun, has a whole hosts of modern looking buildings ranging from hotels, to bars, coffee shops and even a museum. J2H is seen sitting outside a cafe, wearing combat shorts, and a white vest top. A thick gold chain rests gently around his neck and on his face, sunglasses shade his eyes from the brightness. On his head sits a baseball cap turned backwards. He surveys the scene, looking at the people on the beach, already comfortable on the golden sand. He watches the waves roll in, softly kissing the sand when Simpson moves next to him, grabbing the young man's attention. J2H looks up at the casually dressed man in black slacks and a white T-shirt. He places a drink in front of J2H, looking like a Coke or Pepsi, and one on the opposite side of the table. He moves around the table and pulls out a seat, sitting opposite J2H, and turning to admire the beach.

Simpson: Beautiful, isn't it sir?

J2H looks towards Simpson, wrapping his hand around his cool drink and pulling it closer.

J2H: It's definitely something. I mean who would have thought on the worst leg of this stupid tour, going through third world shit holes, we'd see something like this.

His head turns as he speaks, watching a bikini clad woman walking past him. He lowers his sunglasses and focuses his eyes on her rear.

J2H: I've seen worse.

He casually shrugs his shoulders and pushes his sunglasses back on to his eyes. Simpson turns his head to view what J2H has just seen, giving a nod in approval.

Simpson: Indeed sir.

J2H: It makes up for this stupid, pointless, boring, dull match they've put me in. I mean making me travel to South America, only to give me a match with a loser who can't even buy a win in SCW. I'm expected to give this guy some help to make him look good, if not, I look shitty. I think whoever books this shit, needs their head examined.

J2H reaches to his drink, lifting it to his lips and sipping from the glass.

Simpson: I think you underestimate Mr Acquin sir.

J2H: You do, huh? I underestimate a guy who could possibly be the worst wrestler on the roster. This one is gonna be so easy, I don't even have to turn up to win this match. The guy is awful.

Simpson: He's a former champion sir.

Simpson's words fall on deaf ears as J2H shakes his head slowly at Simpson's comment.

J2H: Please, have you seen some of the jokes that have been champions here? His last little run as a champion was with Steve fucking Ramone! They took two losers, threw them together and they got lucky to win the titles. This guy shouldn't even have a job in SCW and I don't know why I'm even wasting my time being over here to face this guy. Would have thought they'd have given me more of a challenge than this.

Simpson: If you say so sir, but I will warn you about complacency. Mr Acquin has been known to pull of a surprise win from time to time. You'd be foolish to just write him off so easily.

J2H turns to Simpson and lowers his sunglasses, looking at the bigger man and staring at him with lowered eyebrows, causing a serious look to cover his face..

J2H: Whatever drugs you've been taking, just stop, you're fucking embarrassing yourself by even thinking this guy might stand a slight chance against me. I'll tick to what I'm good at by beating these no named losers and you stick to what you're good at, carrying bags and calling me sir.

J2H breathes deeply, flicking the sunglasses up and above his eyes once more.

J2H: When it comes to this match, eyes closed, handcuffed, whatever. I got this one easily. This guy, absolutely meaningless to me.

J2H trails off as his eyes catch a woman in a pink bikini, tattoos cover her upper body, her dark hair shaved on one side, and other side of her hair pushed over, she turns around to look in the direction of J2H and Simpson. He eyes widens as he points.

J2H: Simpson! That's her, that's the woman who has been everywhere since Dubai!

Simpson looks closely at the woman, his eyes narrowed and focused.

Simpson: I believe it is sir. As it seems the young lady has been following you from country to country, would you like me to call authorities?

J2H: No, I'm gonna deal with this shit right here and now.

Simpson: How sir?

J2H: Watch me!

He quickly stands to his feet, knocking the table to the floor, spilling the drinks all over the place. J2H ignores the crash as he yells out.

J2H: HEY! YOU!

His yells cause people to turn and look at his angry face as he points towards the woman. The woman also turns to stare as he takes a step away from the fallen table and towards a small wall. The woman turns and starts to move away from him, moving down the beach but J2H quickly leaps the small wall, landing firmly on the sand. Simpson moves in the same direction of J2H but the woman moves at pace away from him. He starts to run, skimming over the light sand.

J2H: Stop!

Another yell causes people to turns and look, including the woman, but she continues to move away. J2H starts to pick up his speed, cutting down the distance before reaching out a hand to her, pulling her around on the sand. The woman gives up running and stops moving, breathing fast as she looks at J2H.

Woman: Hi.

J2H: Don't hi me!

An angry tone in J2H's sets the mood for the conversation. The woman looks taken back by his tone. He looks at her with narrow angry eyes.

J2H: Since Dubai, you've been fucking everywhere! Everywhere I've gone, every country I've been booked in, you've been there lurking around, watching me, watching everything I'm doing, who the fuck are you.

The woman looks silently at J2H.

J2H: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!

Woman: James...

J2H: Don't fucking call me James! Only people who know me can call me James! What are you? Some crazy stalking bitch?

He roughly grabs her by the shoulders, a hand on each.

J2H: Who are you?

Woman: I'm...

Before she can finish, two men pull J2H off of the woman, pulling him to the ground. Simpson, just catching up with the group reaches down, pulling them off and pushing them away. J2H gets to his feet, looking around for the woman but she is nowhere to be seen.

J2H: Son of a bitch!

He quickly looks down at one of the floored men, reaching down and putting a hand around his throat.

J2H: You fucking do-gooder prick! Do you know what you've just done?!?!?! That woman has been stalking me for months and you wanna play hero and saved the damsel in distress? Fucking idiot!

J2H picks up a handful of sand and throws it in the man's face.

J2H: Hope it blinds you, you dick!

Simpson pulls J2H to his feet and away from the man. J turns around, looking at the heavily breathing Simpson, looking him up and down.

J2H: You need to hit the gym more, you sound like an asthmatic rhino.

J2H looks around the beach, looking for the woman but she is nowhere to be seen. He lets out a soft growl under his breath.

J2H: I may never get answers! Ugh, let's go Simpson. I was starting to like this place, now it can go back and join the third world country list, populated by clowns.

J2H and Simpson walk away as the scene fades out.

*********

Later that night, an aerial view of the city is seen lit up brightly, as the lights from various buildings cut in to the darkness. The camera moves up the side of a high building and stops on a balcony, where a shirtless J2H sits looking in to the night sky and around the lit up buildings. The camera moves to his face and he stares deep into it.


J2H: I was gonna go out there tonight and sit and publicly tell the world, just what I think of Joshua Acquin, but after the shit day I've had, the people of this rat hole don't deserve me to even grace them with my presence. Bunch of backwards wanna be heroes, with nothing up here.

J2H points to the top of his head.

J2H: So all you little people that are watching me live, in the club I was meant to be in right now, to talk to you all there and in the flesh, all I can say is I don't give a fuck that I let you down, you're not worth my time.

J2H leans back in his chair and smirks at the camera.

J2H: Don't act too pissy though, because you all have something in common with a certain SCW star. He, like you, is not worth my time, but sadly, I have to be there against that poor excuse for a human. Yeah, Acquin, your ears must be burning cause I'm talking about you. What the hell was the staff thinking when it come down to booking this week? You haven't won since the days George Bush was in charge of the country. The last time you won a match, a black and white television was the hottest new toy.

J2H puts his palms out flat.

J2H: Ok, maybe not that long ago, but it feels like forever since you last won a match or done anything noteworthy here. Why the hell do the people in charge still continue to pay you when you truly can't be bothered anymore? Don't they see that this is a mismatch, because I'm not in your league.... I'm like ten leagues ahead of your worthless ass. I'm like a king and you're not even worthy of being my court jester. How the hell they think this is gonna be a competitive match is beyond me. I know I have been off my game lately, I've been distracted, but I'm not distracted anymore, because after the day I've had in this sorry excuse for a country, I'm gonna use that against you on Sunday.

He leans forward, putting his hands together and looking away from the camera.

J2H: It's your fucking fault I'm in this place, because you had to be employed here when all you give a shit about is taking the money and getting in to Amy Marshall's panties, a place where many has been before, and not about wrestling. It's your fault for wanting the money and Amy moaning that I'm sitting here in this country when I could have been somewhere better, facing a better opponent. I blame you for this mess we're in. Trust me, it's a mess because you have a way of dragging down your opponents because you don't care anymore. I won't let you drag me down, I won't let you pull me to your levels.

J2H looks at the camera.

J2H: I refuse to look at you like Ben Jordan did last week, kissing ass and praising you to the heavens, I'm gonna look at you for what you are. I don't know what Jordan was smoking, but it should be banned if it makes you that disillusioned, because for as long as I live, you will never be seen as a champion in my eyes. You will never be seen as anything more than a jobber, a man who shows up and takes a beating. Maybe you do it for sympathy or some shit but you're not a legitimate threat to me or anyone else. There's five year old kids that could stand there and beat on you. That is what you are, that is who you are, that is who you will always be, a loser that will always show up and do nothing people will remember, then disappear again.

He looks in to the air, a more thoughtful look on his face before he turns back to the camera.

J2H: Come on, tell me I'm wrong, tell me I have no clue what I'm talking about, tell me that everything I've said about you is grade A bullshit?

J2H puts up his hand.

J2H: Oh wait, you can't. You can't tell me that anything I've said is false, because you are a loser, you don't stand any chance in the ring with me, and it is a serious embarrassment to be in the ring with someone who won't even give me a slight challenge.

J2H stands up.

J2H: Fuck it, I'm done talking but I'm gonna promise you this Acquin. Come Sunday, I'm gonna break my own personal best on how quick I can beat someone. You're not lasting a minute with me. That's real talk bitch!

J2H turns away, exiting the balcony as the scene fades out.

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Character Building Roleplays / Lots of luck... all bad
« on: July 19, 2015, 11:25:34 AM »
 OOC: So this was for the match against Connor Murphy and was written 24 hours before the deadline, but I was too lazy to code it. After sleep, I forgot to post it, went out and well, you can guess the rest. Figured I didn't wanna waste it, so here it is.




Mid morning in Hong Kong, China, a beautiful city, is where we start. Streams of light bath the pavement and water as the scene looks out on Victoria Harbour, one of nine harbours in Hong Kong. Looking down on a row of yachts from a high wall is none other than J2H and Simpson. A puled look crosses Simpson's face as he gazes down on the shiny blue water. In his hands, he holds two large looking suitcases.


Simpson:  I'm confused sir.

J2H, wearing three quarter length, beige pants and a white sleeveless shirt, looks up at Simpson through sunglasses covered eyes.

J2H: Understatement of the century. It's simple, when Christian Underwood told me I had to be in Hong Kong, that I was on the show, which obviously means more ratings, a thought hit me.

Simpson:  Hopefully it didn't leave a bruise sir.

J2H lowers his sunglasses with his left hand, his right hand moving down his thick, gold rope chain hanging from his neck. Simpson's face instantly turns to regret.

Simpson:  Sorry sir.

J2H: You're a laugh an hour, you know that? If I ever get tired of having you around, you'd make a fantastic comedian.

Simpson's face lights up with a smile.

Simpson:  Really sir?

J2H: No.

The young man's bluntness wipes the smile from his bodyguard's face as quickly as it appeared.

J2H: Anyway, a thought hit me.

He quickly raises a finger to Simpson.

J2H: No jokes this time please, I don't think I'd be able to stop my sides from splitting.

A sarcastic tone rings through the air before switching back to normal as he continues.

J2H: The thought was why should I be stuck in some crummy little hotel, where members of the public would probably try and break in, in this crime haven, when I can just get one of those beautiful boats and stay away from the great unwashed, stinking masses? That is luxury and we have no chance of being run over by one of those midgets fools on bicycles pulling one of those big baskets behind it.

He looks back over the luxury yachts, long and shiny in the mid morning sun.

J2H: I wonder what one is ours, they all look so great.

A wide grin crosses J2H's face as he walks away from Simpson. He stops and turns back, looking at the bigger man.

J2H: Well.... hurry up!

His barking order snaps Simpson to life, turning him around to follow J2H.




 Minutes later.

The camera shows a long, luxurious white yacht, two decks high as it stretches beyond the camera view. J2H off camera can be heard.

J2H: What the fuck is this?!?!

The camera turns around to see J2H and Simpson standing on a wooden jeti, looking at a much smaller boat, dwarfing in comparison to it's larger neighbor. Unlike it's neighbor, the shiny white has turned a shade or two darker. J2H looks at Simpson, a look of disgust on his face.

Simpson:  Don't look at me sir, you arranged it. I'm sure it's just fine on the inside.

J2H's mouth opens wide, before slamming shut. He talks through gritted teeth.

J2H: Are you fucking joking, it's a damn mess, it will probably sink the second we step on to it.

Simpson:  We won't know unless we try sir.

J2H points his arm out, pointing to the yacht and nodding his head firmly in the same direction.

J2H: After you then, big mouth.

An apprehensive look crosses Simpson's face as he looks unsure of his next move. He reaches to his side and picks up the two heavy looking suitcases and moves slowly towards it, walking along the jeti and putting the suitcases on the boat first. He looks back at J2H, who waves him on to take the first step. Simpson turns back to face the steps leading on to the boat, taking a deep breath, he walks on. He plants his right foot on, his eyes closed as he pauses for a second, before pulling his left leg over and plants it on to the tail end of the yacht. He lets out a sigh of relief as he turns around to face a sarcastically clapping J2H.

Simpson:  Nothing to it sir.

A proud smile creeps over Simpson's face as J2H stops his sarcastic clapping.

J2H: Looks like someone up there heard your prayers, because your face came across as someone who was shitting themselves.

Simpson pulls on his white shirt collar as he looks at J2H, clearing his throat as he does. He waves J2H to step aboard and an equally apprehensive look crosses his face as he approaches it.

Simpson:  It's perfectly safe sir.

He puts one foot on the wooden boards and pulls himself over, stepping on to the yacht. He nods his head confidently and walks beyond Simpson.

J2H: I knew it would be ok! I had a gut feeling it would be fine!

Simpson turns his head, rolling his eyes at J2H before turning back

Simpson:  Very good sir. Would you like a drink? I can see if there's anything aboard here.

J2H nods his head.

J2H: There should be. I ordered it to be fully stocked. I paid extra for this piece of shit.

Simpson moves away from J2H, moving in front of a wooden door. He stops in front of it and looks at it.

Simpson:  Sir, their appears to be a note pinned to the door.

J2H: Well, don't just stand there! Bring the fucking thing over to me!

Simpson pulls the note from the door and turns on his heels, moving quickly towards J2H. He holds the letter in front of J2H, who snatches it out of his hand.

J2H: Drink Simpson, drink!

Simpson:  Right away sir.

Simpson moves away and J2H examines the letter, quickly noticing that the writing is written in purple crayon. He tilts his head up, looking at the sky, muttering under his breath and looking down at the note and reading out loud.  

J2H: Dear James, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

He quickly shakes his head.

J2H: Did I really just say hiiiiiiiiiiii? Ugh!

He looks back down at the writing written in crayon.

J2H: A little teddy bear told me that you was going to be in Hong Kong and that you was going to get a shot at my title next week. I don't know how he knew but when I asked him, he wouldn't say. So we thought maybe in case there's a chance you might be a champion again, you should live like a champion, so Angel hacked thought you might be staying on a boat, so we thought you should get an upgrade, so he called the boat people and pretended he was you.... he does a great J2H impression when he shouts out SIIIIIIIIMPSON! And we thought staying on a boat called the Seven Seas sounded yucky, so we got you an upgrade to this boat.

J2H pauses and turns his head, looking at the much bigger yacht behind him, reading the nameplate. He grits his head as he reads it as the Seven Seas.

J2H: That damn bear!

He looks back down at the letter.

J2H: See you in Japan, enjoy the boat.... Despy and Angel.

J2H screws the note up, throwing it behind him and in to the water, a look of anger on his face. He grits his teeth.

J2H: I.... hate.... that.... fucking.... bear!

Simpson:  What bear?

J2H jumps in the air as Simpson stands to the side of him.

J2H: That damn bear!

Simpson looks around, looking for a bear but shakes his head.

Simpson:  I regret to inform you sir that there is nothing on board in the form of a drink.

Before J2H can get made, the sound of a huge shipping horn is heard in the background. He jumps around in complete shock and surprise as he sees a container ship, piled high with different colored shipping containers.

J2H: What the?

Simpson:  I thought you knew sir

Simpson's comments causes J2H to stare intensely at him.

J2H: Knew what?

Simpson:  This place doubles up as a commercial harbour sir. Right over there is a dockyard.

J2H spins around, to see where Simpson's arm is pointing to see a very busy dockyard on the other side of the water, full of tall cranes and people.

J2H: So basically, the bear has screwed me over and put me in this floating bath, there's nothing to drink on this thing and I'm right in a dockyard?

Simpson stays silent, but J2H's eyes start to wander at someone walking past the boat.

J2H: It's her Simpson!

Simpson:  Who sir!

J2H points at the short dark haired tattooed woman on the dock walking past, she turns and waves towards J2H with a sweet smile.

J2H: The woman from Dubai, the one I met and kept seeing everywhere, it's her Simpson!

J2H moves towards the edge of the boat, jumping over and on to the wooden jeti. He raises his voice loudly.

J2H: Hey! Wait up!

The woman turns back to smile at J2H, but keeps on walking towards a crowd. He moves towards her but something distracts him in his pocket. He looks down and pulls out his phone to see a message on it.

J2H: Bad timing Christian!

J2H looks up but the woman has disappeared in to the crowd and from out of sight of the young man.

J2H: Fucking hell!

Simpson:  Are you feeling ok sir?

J2H looks at his phone, clicking on the message before letting out a soft angry growl. He diverts his attention up towards Simpson.

J2H: No I'm not feeling ok Simpson! I'm on this shitty boat, dockyard there, no booze, the woman who I have seen everywhere for weeks was just right there and I couldn't get any answers on why she's everywhere I am, and to top it all off, I just read Christian's message. I've come all this way to Hong Kong, just to face this fucking joke of a wrestler called Connor Murphy! A guy not worth anyone's damn time!

J2H spins around, walking away from the boat before spinning back to Simpson.

J2H: I got so much luck today Simpson, and all of it's bad!

J2H turns around, storming away from Simpson as the scene fades out.




So the days activities have come and passed and J2H looks thoughtfully over Victoria Harbour, sitting at the far end of the yacht he was sitting on earlier, as well as a lot more calmer than earlier. The moonlight has now set in and the bright beams burn through the night sky, adding to the lights on the dark looking water, from the nearby towers. J2H, wearing three quarter length pants, and no shirt, looks down at the water, the light reflecting off of it and a calm look crosses his face.

J2H: You'd think the bosses would learn by now, don't you?

A roll of the shoulders causes J2H to lift his head up and look down the camera.

J2H: I put on an outstanding display against Tim Staggs and Johnny Tsunami, a display that not only out wrestled, but out smarted them. I had those people in Dubai eating out of my palms and yet, I'm repaid by giving me a match with another Nobody, the latest Nobody, the man who really is a Nobody, Connor Murphy.

He rolls his eyes.

J2H: This man is actually the meaning of the word nobody, the legit, one hundred percent meaning of nobody. Why I hear you ask, and you know I will tell it to you straight because it's the kinda guy I am. Connor Murphy has been an SCW star for a while, but can you think of one thing he's actually achieved in SCW? Like just one little thing?

He raises a finger for effect before waving it at the camera.

J2H: Anyone?

J2H pauses for a second, turning his ear as if someone is going to answer.

J2H: No? No one at all. Good, now you see exactly what I see. In all his time here, the man has done absolutely nothing noteworthy at all, he's done not a damn thing to be remembered, not a thing anyone can even think of. While I was winning the tag titles and a couple of roulette titles, what has Connor Murphy been actually doing other than losing matches? Seriously! The guy has done nothing worth knowing. He's more than an outsider, even when he somehow got offered a spot in those New Extreme jokes, he did nothing. He stood in the background along with Steve Ramone and did nothing while others took the spotlight, people like Spike Staggs took the spotlight. The only reason Connor was there was to make Spike look like he cared about new stars when it was all about him.

J2H nods convincingly.

J2H: This is what this guy is, a support character to make others look better. Joining these Nobodies prove the point further. Think about it, I know it's hard for you to think about anything other then alcohol and cigarettes Connor, but try your very, very hardest. Johnny Tsunami was in the Nobodies and did less than nothing, Kris Halc is probably crying on his mother's shoulder after losing the title, both of them was in the Nobodies for a reason, both of them are not anymore. So they bring in some silly little girl that talks on Twitter like she's Rage with tits and long hair, and they turn to you... Can't you see why?

A cocky smirk crosses J2H's face.

J2H: It's not cause that stellar win record of yours, is it?

The smirk continues to stay on his face as he continues.

J2H: It's just another case of history repeating itself. Have you worked it out yet Murph?

He flattens his hands out in front of him, looking at the camera.

J2H: Let me tell ya then... You're just a bitch again to another man called Staggs!

J2H taps the side of his head, in the classic "I'm smart" sign.

J2H: Let that sink in for a minute, because you've probably never worked it out before.

He leans back with a smirk on his face, letting some time pass before leaning back in towards the camera and pressing his hands together.

J2H: First you played background guy to daddy Staggs in his stable and now he's just passed you to juniors stable so you can be another Staggs background guy bitch! That's what it is, I mean come on, I know you're a bit slower than the rest of us, but how could you have not seen that? How could you have not seen that the Staggs have had you wrapped around their little finger for years. You'd have to be blind as well as incredibly stupid not to see that, because I did, I saw it. You are the guy who simply just makes up the numbers in groups, the guy that's never a breakout star because those damn Staggs boys just won't let ya. They want you to be the guy who gets your ass kicked, while they 'tactically retreat'. That's what you are, their own personal punch bag there to make up the numbers. While Staggs goes and wins, and you continue to lose, who looks like the heartbeat of the group? He's the one who claims the glory? It won't be you, because you'll be there to lose, making Staggs look better.

He places his palms on the side of his head in mock shock.

J2H: I can't believe you didn't see this before! Some groups go for strength, The Seven Deadly Sins, even the Rejects went for strength where every member was strong and could beat ninety percent of people, but that's not how a Staggs group works Connor. They bring in people like you to lose in the group so that they actually look better. Everyone remembers the winners, no one remembers the losers. That's why no one remembers you, or will remember you when these Nobodies fade out and you're back to standing there on your own. No one will know who you are once more.

He rests his elbows down on to his legs.

J2H: Someone had to tell you eventually Connor, it might as well be me, cause I'm the guy who starts to make another Staggs look good, just by kicking your ass. Tim will be shaking my hand after the match knowing his record would have just improved compared to yours.

J2H ducks his head slightly before raising it up and looking in to the camera.

J2H: You're what they call cannon fodder Connor, You get thrown to the wolves constantly and you will do here again, because unlike you, I got something to aim at here. Didn't you hear? As much as these bosses have made me face a loser like you, but this is a formality in their heads because I am getting a shot at Despayre's Internet championship...

 He tilts his head to the side with a smile on his face.

J2H: What will you be doing next week while I'm walking out with Despayre's Internet championship?

He puts his hand on his chin, straightening his head and smiling.

J2H: Probably sitting in doors with an ice pack still on your head from this resounding beating I'm going to give you, or walking around backstage having Staggs push you in to more people to beat on your while he hides.

J2H stands up, pressing his hands together and looking down the camera.

J2H: Enjoy this beating Connor, because it's coming from a future champion. That's real talk bitch!

J2H turns to walk away as the camera starts to fade out.

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Climax Control Archives / A vampire? Really?
« on: January 30, 2015, 03:01:00 PM »
 "Did she really just say that?"

The words slowly fall out of the mouth of J2H, as we return to Glasgow, Scotland last week at The Grill on The Corner. J2H looks down at the now empty table, his eyes blinking rapidly as his mind works overtime.

J2H: Did she just ask me to...

Talking to no one, J2H reaches in to his pocket, pulling out a bank note and placing it on the table, his movements almost robotic as he stands up, moving towards the door and past other diners. Reaching the street, he looks out, looking in all directions for Melody, but the young blonde is nowhere to be seen.

J2H: She knows this isn't real, right?

He mumbles to himself.

J2H: Like she knows that this is just a big mistake we made while being drunk, and that she really doesn't HAVE to stick around and act like a wife, doesn't she?

J2H turns to his right and starts to walk down the street, his hands forced in to his pocket to protect them from the cold Scottish air, as he starts to walk down the road. He continues to talk to himself as he buries his face in to his jacket.

J2H: I mean this woman confuses me so much, it's like I'm always looking out for hidden messages in all she does, cause she's not always up front with me. I mean come on!

J2H walks past a couple, who stop and look at him, he lifts his head up slightly to see them.

J2H: Wasn't talking to you.

He continues to stroll along.

J2H: One minute she's stuck to Twitter flirting with every guy that's friendly to her, next she's trying to sit there and get me in to bed to perform her wife duties?

J2H shakes his head, continuing to walk.

J2H: Then expects an answer from me about something like that when she confuses the hell out of me. Maybe she's doing this on purpose, maybe she's trying to draw me out or trying to prove to the judge that this doesn't work...

J2H stops in his tracks, looking up as if a light bulb has appeared in cartoon fashion above his head.

J2H: Maybe she's intentionally flirting with these people to show the judge we can't work out and that she don't wanna be with me and get this thing over and done with when the time is up.

J2H smiles, as if he's just figured things out.

J2H: Maybe she's smarter than what people give her credit for... but then again...

He stops talking as the doubt and confusion starts to drift in to his mind and over his face.

J2H: Why would she offer what she just offered me? I know I'm hot and can take my pick of anyone in the world, I know I can click my fingers and have women come running at me, that's obvious, but...

He breathes in deeply, slowly shaking his head.

J2H: This woman confuses the fuck out of me. Will always confuse the fuck out of me. Gah! Just say what ya feel already!

He walks down the road with purpose, quickly passing people by as he moves, some turning to look back at him as he moves past them. He continues to ignore them as the scene fades out.




Belfast, Northern Ireland.

A week passsed by like a breeze, but nothing has changed in the mind of J2H. Still not given Melody an answer, still confused at the actions of the last week. J2H sits overlooking the city of Belfast from the top of Cavehill, a Basaltic Hill. The camera moves in to his face as he starts to speak.

J2H: Yeah, this promo is a piece of shit already before I even start it, because I have other things on my mind and I really couldn't give a fuck, but hell, it's better than the ten second piece of shit Gabriel Asar gave you last week.

Arrogance drips from the young man's face as he looks away from the camera and over the city.

J2H: Last week, Asar learned that Power Play will always do what the hell they want, including randomly beating the hell out of a nobody, and this week, I get to beat the hell out of a nobody in the form of... Sep... Seth...

J2H stops and disappointedly shakes his head.

J2H: Who comes up with a name that no one can prounouce? Idiot!

He turns back to look at the camera.

J2H: Du Lac, you've already have a little bit of steam behind you, getting to the final of the Roulette title, that should have stayed around my waist and in the possession of Power Play, but you just wasn't good enough to win it, you just wasn't good enough to get your hands on something that I have had not once, but twice. That already shows that I am better than you and will always be better than you. Plus I'm not as boring as you.

He fakes a yawn.

J2H: Another one of those boring, dark-ish kind of characters. It's been done to death before, hell, before you, there was a guy called Brother Grimm, now he was a scary bastard, but you, you're just a watered down version of him. In fact, you're not even that good. This could be the quickest victory of my career, this could be the easiest match I've ever had, the easiest match in SCW, even easier than beating Steve Ramone. You should be ashamed of yourself pretending to be a vampire. Too much Twilight and True Blood for you and that doesn't make you a good vampire or a good wrestler, it makes you another one of those wannabe nobodies that think a splash of face paint makes you something special, but it doesn't. There is nothing special about you, there never will be anything special about you.

He looks back towards the city.

J2H: There will never be anything note worthy of you in SCW, and you will become another victim of what Power Play can do. You will be the next one I destroy and put out of SCW. I don't fear you, I will never fear you. Anyone who does fear you need to look at themselves in the mirror, because they need a fast reality check. Monsters, warewolves, little things that hide in the closet and under the bed, and more than anything, especially vampires, do not, nor will the EVER exist.

He stands up, looking down at the city.

J2H: I don't fear you and I will beat you Du Lac. You will be the next to will knell before power!

Behind J2H, clapping is heard. he turns around to see his wife, Melody Grace standing applauding.

J2H: What are you doing up here?

Melody: Well I was walking round the city and I ended up here.

J2H points to the city behind him.

J2H: The city is down there.

Melody: I can see that, there's lots of buildings down there and everything.

She pokes her tongue out at her husband in a mocking way.

J2H: I'm actually glad you're here.

Melody's mouth opens wide.

Melody: Really?

J2H: Yeah, or I wouldn't have said it.

Melody: Why?

J2H: Because we need to talk...

Ok, let's not be rude here and let the young couple talk, shall we?

(TBC maybe...)

30
Climax Control Archives / From James Huntington-Hawkes III to J2H
« on: October 10, 2014, 10:28:09 AM »
 You thought you knew me....

It's been a while since you saw the man known as James Huntington-Hawkes III. A long time, going back to almost a year to the day. In fact, Sunday will be one year to the day that you last saw James Huntington-Hawkes III. Do you remember him from exactly one year ago? A man regardless of what he achieved, picking up two out of three SCW titles, he was ridiculed by the fans as a whining baby who got lucky. No classic underdog story, just a man looked down on because of age and looks, which, when you look closely enough, was a story of mass bullying from the fans in James' own eyes, was he really that wrong?

Last week, Climax Control 95, James' returned to the ring, attacking Equinox, clearly a very changed person. Gone was the undefined body muscle mass, replaced with a more cut body, gone was the clear skin, replaced with a tattooed look, gone was the boyish looks, replace with a more rugged style. Our boy had truly become a man over the last year. So much can happen in a year, want proof? Look at your life one year ago and tell me that it hasn't changed dramatically. I bet you can't even pin point what made it change so much, but James can, and you will hear the story over the coming weeks. Your saw one attack from new James, but let's see if he's really changed.

Remember that poor little bratty kid who completely sucked at straight up promos... let's see if he still does.




SCW PRE-SHOW - Fort Benning, Georgia.

A small training field next to the fort, usually reserved for maneuvers is a very different place tonight, as like all shows on the tour, Friday night becomes about fan interaction with the members of the military and their family. Most companies turn up, put on their show and move on, but not SCW. If you're in the area, then you go to these things, it's all in that small print of your contract. The fans are the people that put bread on your table, right? So you have to go put a little bit of joy back in to their lives.

People swarm the small field, many in military uniform, as loud music pulsates across the grassy area. A huge tent in set up in the middle of the field, clearly for fans to meet their favorite stars, as well as shelter from the October winds, should the need arise. The camera moves in closer to a second tent, where a sign hangs above the opening with the words "Refreshments" printed in big, bold, black letters. A wrestling ring is set up outside both tents, slightly away from them, where no doubt, exhibition matches will entertain the crowd, a cover and small lighting rig sit high above the ring, protecting it from the possibility of rain. Amongst the crowd, superstars are seen posing for pictures, signing autographs and shaking hands. An engine roars in the background, loud and full, cutting across the evening air and an inaudible song starts to play in the direction of the engine sound. As the engine get closer, the song is heard to be "Power" by Kanye West. The crowd turns towards the sound as the song gets louder and a US Army Jeep is seen speeding through towards the ring, shooting past bystanders. The camera moves in as the jeep slows down to show Mr J N Ringo, James Nathaniel Ringo, formerly known as Jimmy Ringo, behind the steering wheel, standing behind him with his hand in the air is none other than James Huntington-Hawkes III.... now known simply as J2H. J2H is wearing camouflage combat pants, a white tank top, showing off his newly formed upper body definition, and dog tags around his neck. Ringo stops the jeep outside the ring as crowds start to gather around the six sided battleground. Ringo hits a switch in the front of the jeep, ending the music as J2H climbs past him in the passenger seat and over on to the hood of the car. J2H steps over on to the ring and through the ropes as Ringo exits the car and pulls himself up on to the ropes. Boos are heard coming from the military personnel as J2H is seen a little closer, showing he has a microphone earpiece attached to his ear, with the thin microphone resting along the side of his face. He moves to the center of the ring, pressing a small button on the side of the headpiece and starts to speak to the crowd.

J2H: My name is J2H, this is Mr James Nathaniel Ringo. When we're around, you shut up and listen closely.

J2H points to Ringo with a thumb over his shoulder, not looking at his friend.

J2H: Now, Mr Ringo would like to speak to you all and tell you how worthless you all are, but he decided you are beyond worthless and don't deserve to listen to his words.

Ringo nods in agreement with J2H, his head slowly moving up and down as an arrogant smirk crosses his face.

J2H: But because I made this awesome impact last week, I think it's time you all shut up and listened to the man who is going to change the face of Sin City Wrestling.

J2H paces up and down the ring, looking out at the individual faces in the crowd in front of him.

J2H: Yeah, I'd be miserable like you lot if I had to wear these stupid clothes to go to work in too.

J2H grabs the leg of the camouflage combat pants, just to prove his point.

J2H: Now I know since I put this face back on camera last week, the questions have been flying around more than you lazy people have been moving. Oh why did James attack Equinox? Oh where has James been for a year? Why is James back? Let's get things clear. Number one.

J2H holds up a finger on a free hand, pointing it towards the crowd.

J2H: My name is no longer James, it's J2H, you will address me by that and only that. Number two...

A second finger from J2H's free hand goes up.

J2H: Where I was or what I did, is none of your damn business. I will tell you when I'm ready to tell you and not a minute sooner. Clear? And three.

A third finger cuts through the night air.

J2H: Why did I come back? It should be obvious even to you clowns who have no discernable skills other than to run and shoot at the same time.

Cheap heat brings the boos from the military crowd as J2H mocks their profession.

J2H: It's easy, we are here to save you from meritocracy, the embarrassment of what you've put up with over the last year. Have you seen this lame roster lately? You have a champion in the form of Drake Green that sticks his dick in anything with a pair of tits, a Roulette champ in Equinox, who thinks it's Halloween every day of the year, you have tag champs, who one still hasn't evolved past childhood stages and the other who hasn't evolved past caveman stages! Look at the supporting cast these people have too! Sean Jackson, all hype and no end product, Steve Ramone who looks like an extra out of the Bill and Ted movies! Rage, who clearly had someone shave his ass and super glued it to his head. Gabriel, who believes in so much conspiracy, he's forgot about reality, Jon Dough, who hides behind a mask because he's too damn ugly to take it off and these new guys! Don't get me started on those, an old German fighting with himself, and a man who you wouldn't trust to look after your pets while you're on vacation! It's not just the male roster, look at the Bombshell one too!

J2H takes a deep breath, looking at Ringo, who nod encouragement at the younger man.

J2H: You have Misty, who wouldn't know what a tan was if it slapped her in the face yelling 'Hi! I'm a tan!', A superhero who couldn't take a title away from a bunch of Mean Girls with one hashtag between them, thus saving the whole women's division. One of those Mean Girls even has a dodgy French accent, but don't be fooled, she was probably born in Wyoming or something. You have a mob boss in Joanne Canelli, who can barely hit a finisher on someone let alone put a hit on someone, a mummy lady in Necra that let's more souls go than she actually controls. You have Amy Marshall, who has had so many of the SCW roster up her, you could probably send a marching band up her and they wouldn't even touch the sides. Jessie Salco, who has the worst taste in music known to man, a freakin' nurse! A nurse wrestling!

J2H shakes his head in disappointment.

J2H: These are the people you call your heroes, these are the people you pay to watch. This forgetting about those idiots that show up for two weeks, and can't hang out here so they go crying all the way home, never to be seen again.

Another shake of the head from J2H further shows his disappointment.

J2H: We're here to save you from this shit that you're forced to watch all the time. Look at the old days, Jordan Williams, Nick Jones, Tom Dudely, these old geezers could wrestle and keep you interested. When Casey Williams and Kain were beating the hell out of everyone, they made things interesting, but the people on your screen these days are killing everything people before them created and you are letting them by accepting their meritocracy and complacently! You're to blame!

The people watching boo J2H, but J2H just paces up and down the ring.

J2H: We're back to save you from that, to give you some real talent in the ring. SCW turns three years old, but without us, it won't make it to three and a half because these people you have in front of you have got lazy, they just don't care anymore. They turn up, they take their money and they go and fuck someone else on the roster. We returned to save you from those, we returned to make things interesting instead of the baby drama soap opera that Gabriel, Odette, Spike and Vixen are about to create. Oh yes, they will do that. They're probably planning a feud already before they've even popped out. Staggs Vs Stevens, who will win in 20 years time... We are saving you from that! You ungrateful people should be rejoicing in the fact, that we're saving you from watching Days Of Our Lives with chairs!

J2H walks over to the ropes and puts a foot on the middle rope, elevating himself higher than the ring canvas. An arrogant look crosses his face as he looks around at the different faces.

J2H: So why Equinox, what made him target number one. You Equinox, you have destroyed something that was once so precious to me. You have taken it and ruined the legacy of it! You ruined my damn Roulette title Equinox! Everyone looks at you as a champion that has done well, well I call bullshit Equinox, I'm calling it now, I'm calling it because it is bullshit. When I was champion, I defended it over and over and even in non title matches, I still won! In tag matches, I still won! You only ever win when the title is on the line! You're a joke! You are making a title I gave credibility to, look stupid! You! You!

Ringo steps forward, putting his hand on J2H's shoulder, causing him to snap his head around to Ringo, looking at him as he listens to soft spoken words coming from Ringo's lips. J2H nods his head, the words stopping him from turning in to the J2H of old. J2H steps off the ropes and in to the middle of the ring.

J2H: You're right J N, focus.

J2H takes a deep breath away holding his hand over the microphone, before lifting removing it once more and continues to talk.

J2H: I built something special with that title belt Equinox, I overcome huge odds to hold on to that title when no one gave me a chance and you think it's cool to just show up and put on a show when you want? This is not how it works, it works by giving people a real champion, but you're a fraud, a phony, a loser with a capital L, yet you walk around trying to be the face of that division. Well that stops soon, because I will do everything in my power to make sure you lose that title to someone else, and I don't care who. You are undoing all the work I did with that title, you're making it look as stupid as your face paint! You drew the target on yourself because you're the worst champion ever! In the history of champions everywhere, you're like the worst there's ever been.

A serious look passes on the twenty year olds face.

J2H: There's been a lot of people who can wear that crown but it's you that wears it Equinox because you're a loser and that title deserves to be with someone better, anyone better. Every day you wear that title, you rip apart any hope of that title being serious again. Even these gun toting, too dumb to get a real job people know that.

The military men and women instantly respond with boos towards J2H, but he rolls his eyes.

J2H: Like I didn't expect that reaction. You people hated me when I was the underdog, because you knew how special I was, now I'm dripping with bitches, and making bitches drip, I don't expect anything less from a bunch of people programmed to hurt another man's family.

More boos echo at J2H as he turns to Ringo. Ringo nods his assurance to J2H and he continues.

J2H: People like Equinox should not be involved in SCW or anywhere else. He is poison to a company, he loses matches he don't see as important, this is the crap you're paying for people, this is the crap you're accepting as gospel. You should all be embarrassed to be you for supporting worthless people like him. This is what our power...

J2H points to Ringo, standing cross armed near J2H.

J2H: Will save you from. If you think Equinox is the only one we'll be targeting, you can think again because no one in SCW is safe. No one can out run any target we choose to go after and Equinox will be the first example of exactly what we can do. He will be the first to see up close and personal what this new and improve me can do.

J2H casually runs his finger across his head, wiping a bead a sweat from his forehead.

J2H: I didn't change because it had to be done, I evolved because that's what real stars do. They evolve, they get better. On Sunday, we shall be reborn. There will be no more mention of Jimmy Ringo or James Huntington-Hawkes III, there will only be Mr James Nathaniel Ringo, and J2H. When I'm done with you Equinox, you won't forget my name and neither will anyone else in SCW, the wrestling world, heaven or earth, because we're bringing the power, and you, you face painted freak, you won't be able to handle what we bring.

J2H moves over to the top rope, leaning an elbow across it.

J2H: That's real talk bitches, deal with it!

J2H smirks towards the booing crowd and turns back to Ringo, as the scene fades.




Party like a rockstar...

Well, I think we can safely sit here and say James... ahem, J2H's promo skill have vastly improved since you've last seen him. More of an edge, more of a point, not just random babbling thoughts from a teenage mind. Did that answer the question of what changed him? Not in the slightest, nor does it answer where he got those promo skills from. I'm sure he'll answer those questions himself at some point, but now it's time to look past that and catch up with what J2H is doing right about now.

11.58pm Friday night.

The thumping beat of heavy music blasts through the dimly lit building that the scene starts in. Green neon lazer lights cut through the darkness, instantly giving the distinction of a nightclub of some sorts. The thumping baseline to Ed Sheeran's "Sing" plays in the main room as the camera cuts towards it, showing off more green lazer lights switching through the room where party goers dance their night, and their stresses away. A foursome of women down clear shots at a bar before letting out a high pitched screeching sound in celebration, a common thing around the world for women who seem to think that they are the only one to have ever partaken in such a task. The camera turns to the dance floor, showing a couple getting hot and heavy towards each other, hands moving up and down each others sweat ridden bodies. The camera moves to a more secluded area of the club, a more quieter area to the left hand side of the room. A red velvet rope covers the door opening and a huge looking bouncer, complete with black suit and earpiece stands to one side. The camera moves past the man and in to the room where scantily clad waitresses, dressed in shorts and very tight shirts move drinks to table, surrounded with sofa's. The camera spies familiar faces at the end, in the form of J2H, Mr James Nathaniel Ringo, and handing behind J2H, tall and rigid, we see Simpson.

You remember Simpson, right? The only man stupid, or loyal enough to stand next to J2H from birthday, he is to J2H, what Alfred is to Bruce Wayne, except not English, and a whole lot bigger.

The huge bald man, known as Simpson, J2H's bodyguard, plus man servant stands tall, his chest barreled out and hands held together, left on top of right as he stands behind J2H. The camera moves closer to the trio, moving past other patrons who sit at their private tables around the room, deep in conversation. The camera stops next to the three, looking down at the table to show a bottle of champagne in an ice bucket in the middle of the table, with two half filled glasses, plus an orange juice near J2H. J2H reaches down and picks up the closest champagne flute and raises it to his lips, taking a sip before placing it back down, and looking across the table at Ringo.

Ringo: How did you know about this...

Ringo looks around the private VIP section, his eyebrows lowered.

Ringo: I wanna call it a shit hole but that's being too kind to this third rate place.

J2H smiles back at Ringo, as Ringo reaches down to the glass in front of him.

Ringo: Guys like us deserve better than whatever the hell this place is trying to be.

J2H: I found it a while ago. I spent some time here in Georgia, and well, this place was the only place to see how cool J2H is. This place was the only place that saw it needed a guy like me to lift it's image up higher.

Ringo: Only place that would let you in, eh?

J2H rolls his shoulders back, tilting his head to the right as he looks back across at the smirking Ringo.

J2H: Not the only place, but the only place worth going to.

Ringo raises his glass to his lips, sipping the cold champagne.

Ringo: I doubt that man, I mean look at this place, there's only two celebrities in the place and they're both sitting at this table.

From behind J2H, Simpson clears his throat, causing the two men to turn around, James looks up at the big man.

J2H: No Simpson, you are not a celebrity, I'm a celebrity, J N is a celebrity, you or not a celebrity. People only know your name because they see you riding my coat tails all the time.

Simpson: No sir, I was just wondering if.

Simpson points down to the glass of orange juice next to J2H with a sympathetic look across his face. J2H waves his hand around, before pointing to the glass. Simpson nods his head and moves his beefy hand to the glass, picking it up and taking a gulp. He places the glass back down on to the table.

Simpson: Thank you sir, most refreshing.

J2H rolls his eyes as he looks away from Simpson.

J2H: Yeah, yeah, whatever Simpson.

Ringo: Yo man, maybe you should be getting on your phone about now and checking out to see if that punk Equinox has a promo airing now. The deadline has like just passed, should hear what the condemned man has to say.

J2H squeezes his lips together, pressing them tightly together as he shakes his head firmly.

J2H: What's the point? That bitch is always late with his promo work, I'll check back in like three hours and he might have it already sent in.

Simpson: If I can interject sir, Mr Equinox may already have a promo airing. It has been some time since we checked the SCW site.

J2H snaps his head around at Simpson, looking up at him through narrowed eyes and his jaw tightly clenched. He speaks through gritted teeth.

J2H: No one asked you Simpson! Did you ask him J N?

J2H turns to Ringo who throws his hands up in the air, feigning innocence. J2H turns back to Simpson, still with a stern look on his face.

J2H: See, no one asked you Simpson, but if you're so interested in knowing what that loser has to say, then if that five year old phone, that you have in your pocket has any kind of Internet on, go on it and check for yourself, because it doesn't matter what that freak has to say, it's not gonna stop me from kicking the paint right off his face!

Simpson: I will check out of the interest of yourself sir.

J2H: Oh believe me Simpson, I have no interest in this guy, but you check anyway, we'll call this your break.

Simpson reaches in to his pocket, pulling out a mobile device and turning away from J2H and Ringo and looking down as he hits a button to light up the screen on the old looking phone. J2H turns back to Ringo, before the conversation can continue, a waitress moves next to them, her long dark hair running loosely over her shoulders and on to the front of her body, resting freely on her ample chest. She looks at Ringo first.

Waitress: I hope you're having a pleasant time gentlemen, is there anything I can do for you.

Ringo: That's a loaded question if ever I heard it, but you can bring us another bottle of this.

Ringo points towards the champagne bottle, still resting in the watery ice bucket.

Ringo: And bring two more glass, we're expecting a couple of business associates to be here very shortly.

The waitress nods and attempts to walk past but J2H put his hand up, stopping her dead in her tracks.

J2H: Where do you think you're going?

The waitress stutters with her reply, clearly taken off guard.

Waitress: I'm sorry, ummm, is there anything I can do for you?

J2H: Yeah, first, you can move your hair out of the way, it's covering up something that you've obviously paid serious money for. If you pay for them, you should let the world see them. Secondly, your phone number would be good because I can think of lots of things we can do, and none of them clean.

The waitress blinks her eyes, not dignifying J2H with a response as she walks past. Ringo covers his mouth, holding in a laugh, but J2H just leans back on the sofa, his arms spread across the top. Ringo tries to straighten his face and looks across at the younger man.

Ringo: I think that's called striking out my friend.

J2H confidently shakes his head before turning his face away from Ringo, a smile across his face.

J2H: You'd think that, huh?

Ringo nods confidently back, reaching in to the top pocket of his shirt and pulling out a pile of notes, folded together by a gold money clip.

Ringo: Five hundred says you just struck out.

J2H turns back to Ringo as he pulls out a five hundred dollar bill from the money clip and placing it on the table. J2H reaches in to his pocket and pulls out a five hundred dollar bill, leaning it forward and placing it on the table next to Ringo's note.

J2H: You don't expect to come to a club and walk out with a profit, but I'm gonna tonight.

Ringo: Yeah, yeah, keep talking little man, that note will be joining the rest of mine very soon.

As the two men exchange confident looks, a random man, about six foot two, stumbles towards the two, clearly under the influence of alcohol. The man stumbles in to the table, causing Ringo and J2H to look up.

Ringo: Whoa! Easy man!

J2H: Watch where ya going idiot!

With both J2H and Ringo instantly on guard, the man talks to them in loud, slurring words.

Man: I know you two.... two... shorry excuses of humans! I whas at the show earlier and yoush two shuch so bad.

Ringo puts his arm on the side of the sofa, ready to stand up, but J2H puts a hand up to Ringo, stopping Ringo from standing to confront the inebriated man.

J2H: You have two choices drunky, you can walk away now or get thrown away now.

The man reaches down to J2H, grabbing his hand.

J2H: That's a mistake.

Man: Whosh gonna make me?

J2H: Him.

J2H points his free hand behind him, jetting his thumb in the direction of Simpson, who has moved directly behind J2H with a very angry look on his face. J2H calmly speaks.

J2H: Simpson. This idiot has just puts his dirty little hands on me.

Simpson: No need to say another word sir.

An unusual angry tone rolls from the mouth of Simpson as he reaches towards the man, putting both hands on the man shirt and lifts him with one quick movement and throws the man behind him. A loud sickening thump is heard.

Ringo: I guess you wasn't the only one to learn a trick or two in the last year.

J2H smiles and shakes his head.

J2H: Simpson did learn something in the last year.

Another off camera thump is heard as Ringo, who is facing the action, winces in mock pain.

Ringo: That one had to hurt.

Seconds later, Simpson returns to the side of J2H and Ringo, dusting his hands off. The camera turns slightly to see the man being carried away by bouncers.

Simpson: I'm sorry you had to see that gentlemen.

Ringo: That was impressive stuff.

J2H: He touched me Simpson so...

Simpson: Of course sir.

Simpson reaches in to his jacket pocket, pulling out a small bottle of hand sanitizer. J2H puts his hand out and Simpson sprays the clear gel on to his hands. J2H viciously rubs his hands together, letting the gel sink in. Ringo leans back in to his chair and looks at J2H.

Ringo: Really... with the hands thing....

Ringo holds his hands up to prove a point.

J2H: Of course. How do I know he didn't just come back from the bathroom and pissed all over his hands? I don't want his piss on my hands because he is too lazy to take less than a minute to use basic human hygiene measures.

Ringo shakes his head as J2H looks serious. Before more words can be exchanged, the waitress from earlier returns with a fresh ice bucket with champagne in and two extra glasses, balancing evenly on a tray. She looks at J2H as she walks past, placing the tray on the table for balance, and removing the glasses one by one. Ringo grabs the bucket with both hands lifting it off and placing it on the table, and giving the dark haired beauty a wink. She stands up and looks at J2H, walking past him, causing Ringo to smile. He reaches over to the two five hundred dollar bills, but J2H put a finger up. Ringo rolls his eyes at J2H.

Ringo: What now?

J2H: Wait for it...

The waitress returns to the tab, her hair visibly removed from her chest now. She reaches down, placing a folded piece of paper in to J2H's hand. She turns and walks away as J2H unfolds the paper and turns if to Ringo, showing a phone number.

Ringo: Mother fucker!

A smug look crosses J2H's face as he reaches across the table and picks up the bank notes, holding them up and looking at them.

J2H: This is what power does, it attracts them all, leaving us dripping with bitches.

Ringo: Yeah, yeah.

J2H: Now, how to spend this...

Ringo clears his through, pointing behind J2H. Both he and Simpson follow Ringo's finger, looking in the direction it's pointing.

J2H: Ah, they're here, must have shared a taxi or something.

The camera turns around but fades out before we can see J2H and Ringo's companions for the night.

So SCW, you've seen just who this young man has matured in to. This does leave more questions than answers if you watched closely. You won't see the answers but who knows, maybe next time, you just might. Until then SCW...

31
Climax Control Archives / Another freakin' "King"?
« on: September 09, 2013, 11:36:56 AM »
 A quick exit from St Thomas was needed for James after the latest Climax Control. It's wasn't young James' best night. First the news that All-Pro Championship Wrestling's roster was merging with SCW's after owner J.J Dixon lost the company playing poker of all things, seeing all the stars of ACW one by one inking deals with SCW, a chance meeting with not one ACW star in Trauma, but with now next weeks opponent, Cyrus King, but the announcement from Christian Underwood that at the next SCW Supercard, James and Giani would have to defend the SCW Tag Team Championship against two of the most successful tag team wrestlers in previous years, Sinful Obsession.

James looks over the ocean from the beach of the next shows location, the Cane Golden Bay in Tortola, leg number three on SCW's Carribean tour. His eyes dart over the water as people swim in the crisp blue ocean. James, just wearing blue swimming shorts looks around, his eyes narrowed and breathing short. Simpson approaches his from his right, strangely wearing long black shorts and a white tank top. James' tilts his head, looking at the larger man, before turning his head away.


JHHIII: Why do I even bother with this place Simpson? What's the damn point?

Simpson: It's an Island paradise sir, full of wonderful things to do.

James looks up at Simpson, his eyes more narrowed than before.

JHHIII: I don't mean this place Simpson, I mean stupid Sin,, stupid City, stupid Wrestling! I sit here and bust my balls for this stupid, two cent flea ridden company and how do they bother to repay a superstar like me? That bring in all these half life idiots from ACW to try and take my spot, and not only that, the most stupidiest one of them all, tries to trick me in to a street fight!

James looks serious, the irony of his comment about being tricked by the stupidiest member of the ACW roster, not completely hitting home. Come on James, if the stupidiest one tricked you, what does that say for you?

Simpson: I think that Cyrus King was doing what any wrestler would like to do and try hard to hit the ground running. He saw you as the target cause of your highly rated ranking in SCW.

Good old Simpson, always knows the right things to say.

JHHIII: Really?

James' face brightens up, looking at the bigger man with a much wider smile.

JHHIII: You're right Simpson! He had to come in and target me, because he knew if he could beat me, he could get a step up on the ladder, but he's not gonna beat me, is he?

Simpson: No sir.

JHHIII: So he's just gonna look so stupid! He's gonna look like he's come over here acting like the big tough, military man and will get his butt well and truly beaten in this street fight. I'm not gonna look stupid. I think this shows what kind of man this loser is. I mean he's twice my size and picking on me. Out of all the people on the roster, he decides he wants to pick on me, being a foot taller and twice my weight or something like that. Big tough solider boy and he wants to pick on the smallest guy on the roster cause I'm the best guy on the roster.

Simpson: It would appear that way sir.

James and Simpson start to walk along the beach, the soft white sound crunching beneath their feet as they take step after step.

JHHIII: I mean he turns up looking like a member of the great unwashed and challenges me, like he knows me.

Simpson: Tricked you in to it sir.

JHHIII: Yeah! Tricked me! Wasn't even man enough to challenge me, he just pulled the same card crap that Hot Stuff Mark Ward did a little while ago. Talk about uncreative and idea stealing because he's too stupid to come up with his own stuff. He basically tricked me in to the ring the way someone else did not long ago. What a loser.

Ever heard of the saying "Once bitten, twice shy"? Sadly James hasn't. Maybe if he had, he wouldn't have fell for the same trick twice.... third time lucky hopefully.

Simpson: Just see this as a warm up to your match with Sinful Obsession sir.

James slowly shakes his head.

JHHIII: These two have done nothing for a long time. Gabriel must feel so wanted right now. Last supercard, he was going for the top title, and now he's been forgotten in that division and sent back to the tag team division. Last supercard, Despayre and his daddy took on two jobbers, so I guess this is a step up to them, but one match at a time Simpson, let's focus on this overgrown ape man who is trying to make a name off my reputation. The loser cuts his promos from hotel rooms like others do here, so lame!

Simpson: It does seem like a popular setting with the young couples of SCW sir.

James scoffs as a little smirk crosses his face

JHHIII: Yeah, whatever you say Simpson, but still lame. Lame like those people who vacation in tents, lame like people who only stay at four star hotels and not five star like good people. This guy is lame from top to bottom. Former military, like we haven't seen that before. Probably been to prison by his scruffy looks.

James stops talking for a second, scratching his head

JHHIII: No wait, he couldn't have been, cause every movie I've ever seen, in prison, they're meant to go for the biggest guy around, not the smallest. This guy is a six foot eight, two hundred and eighty pound sack of crap. Why was he even hired, he'd that stupid, he probably can't even spell his name right!

James continues to walk side by side with Simpson, stepping on a sandcastle as he walks by. He looks down at the upset child, his masterpiece destroyed. James shrugs his shoulders and continues to walk on by.

JHHIII: Might as well call this guy Mr Generic Simpson, because that's all he is. Same old character with a different name. Same old big man gimmick. At least the funny looking guy in the cage had something different about him but this guy, just another big man, with a background that's been done a gazillion times before, trying to be all Mr Tough, flaunting off some woman to try and make himself look cool. It's been done Simpson. I've beaten better than someone who claims to be something special when he did nothing to prove it.

Simpson: If you say so sir.

JHHIII: I do, I say so and will say so again and again Simpson..... Oh crap.

Simpson: What is it sir?

James shades his eyes, looking in the distance at a camera crew on the beach.

JHHIII: It's that same guy from the cruise ship who made me do that interview on the deck. I hate those things Simpson.

Simpson: Unfortunately sir, everyone has to do one to build their matches for upcoming shows, as it gets aired on SCW Television spots through the week.

James looks at Simpson, his eyebrows arched low.

JHHIII: I'm not stupid Simpson, I know that, I know I have to do this damn thing, but I hate that camera crew. They give me funny looks when I talk, they put me off Simpson. Let's just go back the way we came and avoid these idiots.

Simpson: Too late sir.

The director slash producers waves towards James, instructing his crew to move towards James.

JHHIII: Go away!

James raises his voice but the crew gets closer, before stopping in front of him.

JHHIII: I don't want to do another interview with you. You guys suck worse than my opponent.

Simpson lowers his voice.

Simpson: Sir, if you get this out of the way, you can enjoy the rest of your time here without being hindered by interviewers.

James huffs, stomping his right foot at the same time.

JHHIII: Fine!

James straightens his hair with his fingers, casually moving through the sides as the camera crew sets up. The director holds up three fingers, dropping it to two, then one, to count James in. James clears his throat.

JHHIII: I'm sure you're all wondering where my SCW Tag title is right now. It's all under lock and key and safety, because you never know what pirates are lurking around the corner to steal them, so I decided I'm keeping it from these.... people.... to stop them from trying to put their grubby hands all over my gold.

James looks around, looking at a crowd gathering to watch.

JHHIII: These are the kind of people I mean, the kind of people that would cheer on my stupid opponent, Cyrus King, the loser from All-Pro Crappy Wrestling. It's people like him, why ACW closed down. Cause this loser couldn't draw if you gave him a pen and a piece of paper, or a stick and some sand. He sucks, he's awful, he's like the worst wrestler ever to step in the ring and more than anything, he's just a big bully!

The director puts his hand on his head, knowing this isn't coming across too well.

JHHIII: See what I mean Simpson? These people, him!

James points at the director

JHHIII: Always trying to put me off!

Simpson looks at the director, flashing him a sympathetic look.

JHHIII: It doesn't matter what you think, Cyrus King is another bully, trying to pick on me cause I'm smaller then him. Well screw you Cyrus King you boring man. Everything about you stinks of being boring. I'm bored of all these kings. King of this, king of that, boring old bow to the king. It's junk, it's trash, it's unoriginal and that's exactly what you are. You're a copycat of so many other people, everything about you stinks copycat. The way you bullied me in to this match with a stupid card, copycat move, your little promo, copycat of other stuff I've seen. The military big man, copycat. The boring King thing, copycat. Is there anything about you that's original and hasn't been done before? You are just a copy of so many others, others that I have defeated. I've defeated the damn heavyweight champion before and you think you're something special cause you've got a piece of tin from a place no one has ever heard of? Well big deal! I'm still better than you!

The camera crew look around each other.

JHHIII: What? Your opinion doesn't even matter, mine does, because I am a two title champion! I have won two titles here and this dude thinks he's special cause he has a title somewhere else. That title is as worthless as his two dollar haircut. He might have got his own way getting this to be a street fight but he's gonna regret that, cause I'm tougher than I look, I'm better than Mr Copycat is. I'm gonna prove it and move on to take care of Sinful Obsession.

James nods confidently at the camera.

JHHIII: Any of you idiots think Giani has been carrying me, are in for a bit of a shock on this beach on Sunday cause I'm gonna bury Cyrus' career in SCW, before it's even begun. Buried in the sand where no one will ever find it again. I'm gonna make people forget your name quicker than they remembered it. You're going down Cyrus and I know it, you know it. You're gonna wish you never wrote out that stupid card, and you spelled street wrong, you freaking idiot. I just covered you so I didn't sound as stupid as you look.

The camera crew shake their heads in disappointment as James continues to use tired lines. James looks at them all, one by one his head moves around.

JHHIII: You know what? Screw you all, you're not here for me, I'm here for you! Come on Simpson, let's go before I have to bury these clueless people's careers in the sand.

A collective grown comes from the group as James turns away, huffing and puffing as he storms off, the sand crunching beneath his feet as the scene fades out to black.

32
  We join James Huntington-Hawkes III inside the bar of his own home. If you don't what bar, you need to go back a little in James' promos to see. James sits at a barstool, looking at the bar. A little angry look crosses his face as Simpson comes in view.

Simpson: It will be fine sir.

JHHIII: It's the freakin' Bogeyman!

Simpson: Sir, I told you many years ago, that the bogeyman does not exist. It's a figment of peoples imagination and legends.

JHHIII: He's in SCW!

Simpson: Gimmick sir.

JHHIII: Nu uh Simpson! He's like me, he's not a gimmick, he really believes in this stuff. People have told me they've seen him skulking off and being all mysterious and stuff.

Simpson sighs at young James, looking at James serious face.

JHHIII: He's probably under someone's bed right now, ready to pop out and scare them or something.

James' face changes to horror.

JHHIII: He could be under my bed! Simpson, give me a beer and quick!

Simpson looks strangely at James but turns around, obeying the young man by reaching in to a nearby fridge, taking a bottle of beer. Simpson turns around, pulling the cap off and putting it in front of James. James quickly picks up the beer with a shaking hand, and drinks from the bottle before making a strange face.

JHHIII: I don't know how people can drink more than one of these a day.

Simpson: Sir, Brother Grimm is not under your bed.

James raises his eyebrow.

JHHIII: And how would you know.

Simpson: Because you upper security since the bounty thing happened. No one can get in here.

James stands up.

JHHIII: Are you freakin' serious Simpson?

Simpson: Pardon me Sir?

JHHIII: I'll say this slowly for you.... he's.... the.... bogeyman! He's like Santa Claus for God's sake! Does Santa Claus walk up to the door, ring the bell and say "Hi, I'm Santa Claus, can you go back to bed while I put presents under your tree?"

James shakes his head.

Simpson: I don't see the connection sir.

JHHIII: Well the bogeyman isn't gonna ring the damn door bell, and say "Hi, I'm the bogeyman, I'm here to hide under your bed!"

Simpson: I see your point sir.

JHHIII: Thank god for that, or I could be here all night explaining everything to you.

James smiles

JHHIII: In fact, that's a good idea, we can discuss this all night, just so you can understand Simpson!

Simpson: Unnecessary sir.

JHHIII: No, I want to do it.

Simpson: Are you using this as an excuse not to go to bed Master James?

James tries to look as innocent as he can.

JHHIII: No.

James' innocent face cuts no ice with Simpson.

Simpson: Sir, would you like me to check under your bed for the bogeyman?

James nods fast but stops quickly.

JHHIII: If you insist.

Simpson walks away and off camera as a bell ring in the distance. James grips the bottle of beer with hands.

JHHIII: Maybe Simpson is right, the bogeyman could be a myth, a legend that people have made up, like what those guys in Supernatural hunt. Just all made up by everyone to scare little kids to go and brush their teeth or something. It's nothing.

Footsteps are heard in the background. James stops talking but the footsteps stop moving. James returns to talking to himself.

JHHIII: This is a myth. He don't go around scaring children.... does he? Nah, that's stupid, he would have been arrested and put in prison. Even if he was all spooky, they could put him in a prison like Dr Freeze from Batman and he wouldn't get out.

The footsteps start behind James once more, James turns around to look at the doorway, but no one is there. The footsteps behind James stops, but no one appears at the door. James turns back to the bar.

JHHIII: It's just Simpson coming back. It's got to be. Coming back to tell me there's no bogeyman under there and it's all in my head.  

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

JHHIII: AHHHHHHHHH BOGEYMAN!

James jumps up, scrambling over the bar and to the other side, hiding behind it. Footsteps come closer to where James is hiding and a thump is heard on the bar. James springs up.

JHHIII: Please don't kill me!

Giani Di Luca stands looking at James strangely, James stands with his hands up and his eyes closed. James opens one eye to see it's Giani.

JHHIII: Oh thank God!

Giani: Yo bro! What's with the not killing you stuff?

JHHIII: I thought you the Bog.... nevermind. How did you get in here?

Giani: Door was unlocked.

JHHIII: Great security we have here my butt!

Giani: Yeah man, no one came to answer, so I let myself in here. You need a little tracking device on you, I searched through a lot of rooms for you.

JHHIII: Nu uh, I don't like people knowing where I am, especially with that bounty stuff.

James looks nervous and uncomfortable.

Giani: Are you ok bro? You're looking more nervous than usual. That bounty thing got you worried?

JHHIII: Um... yeah, that's it.

Simpson enters the bar walking towards the two.

Simpson: Good evening Mr Di Luca.

Giani: What's up S?

Simpson: Nothing much sir.

Simpson turns to James.

Simpson: Sir, I happy to report that there are no Bogeymen under your bed. Just some magazines

Giani stifles a laugh.

Giani: Bro, just use the internet like normal people who can't get none.

JHHIII: Not those kind of magazines Giani!

Giani: Sure bro, sure and bogeymen?

Simpson: The match with Brother Grimm is playing on master James' mind.

Giani shakes his head.

JHHIII: I'm not scared!

Giani: Bro, you are, but you get a chance to be a hero next week.

JHHIII: I do?

Giani: Yeah bro! You get to be a hero to all those kids out there. You get to kill the Bogeyman!

A wide smile crosses James face.

JHHIII: Yeah! I get to kill the Boogyman. I get to drive a stake through his heart and kill the Boogyman!

Giani: Dude, he's not a vampire.

JHHIII: Doesn't matter cause it's through his heart. No matter how big and tough you are, a shot to the heart and your dead! I can do that this week Giani! You're right, I can kill the bogeyman, and they'll throw me parades and, and, and, they'll make me a sir in England, and I'll be a legend all over the world that people will write about me, about the man who slayed the bogeyman, just like the man who slayed the giant. There will be fairytales about me, and everyone will look at me differently. People will fear the man who kills the bogeyman as well as love him, because he is more powerful then he! Yes, I will be the hero, yes I will kill the bogeyman, I will be the one who destroys him, me, me, me. Everyone will know the name James Huntington-Hawkes III and they will never forget it!

The camera fades out with James looking very pleased with himself

33
Climax Control Archives / Mystery partner.... revealed
« on: April 05, 2013, 04:55:01 PM »
 Time to focus on what matters most

The scene shows Casey Williams relaxing on his Fat Boy before Climax Control.  He thinks about what has happened the last few weeks, between his loss to Derek Thorne, and the battle between Team Erik and the co-owners, to the situation regarding his house. He turns his attention to his first opponent, Thatcher Rex

“Thatcher, a man who I have not faced, but I have been watching you since your debut, and you remind me a lot of myself.  A big man with a lot of power.  A threat to be reckoned with.  Don’t mistake my praises of your abilities as a sign of weakness.  I may be a prick, but when I see someone with talent, I acknowledge that talent for what its worth.  I know you will give me a fight for my life, and I welcome the challenge.  I am not going to let you stop me from finally getting the monkey off my back of always falling short to Sinful Obsession.“.

Casey then breathes, and enters the arena to prepare for the show, but before he does, turns his attention to Despayre

”Despayre, you think I lack confidence due to the fact I haven’t revealed who I am for this match.  But isn’t that the fun of the game though, not knowing all your opponents, especially when it is one you have faced plenty of times before.  And speaking of those who lack confidence, at least my best friend is not a FUCKING TEDDY BEAR.  That is just pathetic.  All I need to say is best said by Linkin Park in the song “In the End” which I will play for you now “

Casey then goes over to the stereo system in the corner and hits play.  

”’It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but you didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try,
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme,
To remind myself of a time when
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter.”


Casey then turns his attention to Despayre’s partner, Gabriel.

”Gabriel, a man who I know as well as I know the back of my hand.  You think it better for me to remain a mystery.  For your sake, you are right.  You know I am gunning to get a win over you and Despayre, no matter the cost.  I will do just that because I will prove that I am just that damn good, and that having Giani and James on my side, all three of us being former Roulette Champions, and me being a former tag champ as well.  You and I are the only guys in this match to hold 2 of the 3 available titles that SCW has.  I am going to prove that I am as good as I say I am when I defeat the longest reigning tag team champs here in SCW.”

Casey walks into his locker room to put on his wrestling gear as the scene fades to black.

34
Climax Control Archives / Not in a good mood!
« on: April 04, 2013, 09:48:30 AM »
 The voice of Simpson is heard speaking.

Simpson: Life has not been rosey lately for the man (?) who's promo you are about to sit and watch, the man known as James Huntington-Hawkes III.

The camera shows James face as he overlooks downtown Santiago. Cars race past, and life fills the street below.

Simpson: First, the Roulette title finds it's way around the waist of Thatcher Rex, a man who has been none too friendly to Master James since the days of his signing with SCW, secondly, Mr Ward decided that because of an attack on Mr Rex, Master James can no longer attempt to bring back the title to where he feels it belongs, which has set Master James in a foul mood. It has been a very trying time, as Master James tried to reason with Erik Staggs but to no avail, instead, Mr Staggs sent Master James and I, with Roxanne to Canada to accompany Misty. Why Ms... wait, does she even have a last name? Not to worry, while Ms. Misty was competing in the Super J Cup tournament, unsuccessfully, we were there to show unity. This has also been contributing to sirs bad mood. Now we find ourselves in Santiago, on the SCW Capitol Punishment 2013 tour, in a city of over five million people, diverse in culture, but Master James refuses to leave this wonderful penthouse suite and soak in the wonders of South America. It's a shame really, such a beautiful city, such a beautiful place.

James continues to stare in to the pool of life below him, a bitter look on his face.

Simpson: It's very rare to be in such a place, a million miles it seems from the harsh nature of the Las Vegas strip, and we have certainly been to worse places in the world, but I believe Master James once again feels like he doesn't fit in. The faction known as Dream Chaserz, that still embarrasses sir to this day, only Ashton Gibbs reached out to him then, he felt like a forgotten man, and Team Erik seems to be having the same effect on him.

James turns around, looking inside the penthouse.

JHHIII: Of course it does Simpson! My own team are worse than Matthew Kennedy costing Ace Baldwin a match. These people have cost me a chance to get my title back! It should have never left me Simpson, and these people cost me that. Have I got an apology? No! They just sent me to that God awful place called Canada. It has to be one of the worst places I have ever been, just to sit around and watch Misty lose to that Ben Jordan guy, and listen to her complain the whole way here! That's as much as they think of me. Also, why are you standing there talking to yourself? It's the first sign of craziness Simpson, and I'm the one who should be going crazy!

The camera turns around to see James' man servant, slash butler, slash bodyguard, Simpson, standing a few feet from the balcony door.

Simpson: I'm sorry sir, I must have been thinking out loud again.

JHHIII: Well your thoughts were accurate Simpson, I don't feel I fit in there. Erik Staggs can't even get me a shot at what was mine to start with! He's so far up Kevin Carter's butt, he's forgetting the rest of us.

Simpson: I don't think that's the case sir, Mr Staggs is the general in this war, he has to plan every little detail if he wants to achieve his goal. He is building from the top sir.

James fires an angry look towards Simpson, his eyes narrowed and his nostrils flared.

JHHIII: I SHOULD BE AT THE TOP SIMPSON! I SHOULDN'T BE LEFT TO GO TO STUPID PLACES LIKE CANADA TO SIT AROUND AND JUST GET COLD!

Anger fills James's voice as it flies off the balcony and in to the cool Santiago air.

JHHIII: HE IS MAKING ME LOOK STUPID! DOING WHAT THAT OTHER STUPID GROUP WAS AND TREATING ME LIKE A JOKE! I AM NOT A JOKE SIMPSON, I AM NOT A JOKE!   

Simpson: You are not a joke sir, and you should take a moment to breathe. I merely meant that Mr Staggs has a plan for you, he must have a plan to get you involved in a big match this upcoming weekend.

James moves towards the door, stepping just inside.

JHHIII: You think putting me in the ring with that stupid old dinosaur, the magician and the crazy guy who talks to bears, is a PLAN?!?!? IT'S A DISGRACE!

Simpson: I believe Mr Staggs is planning on this one to be a way to show what you can do. In the grander scale of things, you will be facing three champions, two of whom are NWA tag team champions and the third, the roulette champion. A win here is all you need to fire you and possibly one of your team mates in to the tag team ranks and the other in to the roulette ranks. When you win this, not even Mr Ward or Mr Underwood will be able to ignore your talents sir. Mr Staggs has made this happen to show you that you can possibly step up in to higher divisions and stick it to his enemies that he has the talent on Team Erik.

James rubs his chin and walks further in to the room, walking across to a rather large bed and sitting on the end of it. James looks at the floor and back at Simpson.

JHHIII: How do you know this Simpson?

Simpson: Judging from the kind of man Mr Staggs is, it feels like this would be the way he would think about this matter. I may indeed be wrong sir, but for all everyone says about Mr Staggs, he seems to know what he is doing in this situation.

JHHIII: So why did he send me to Canada? I didn't have to be there to listen to Misty swear vengeance the whole way here, I follow her on Twitter you know, I didn't need to hear it face to face all the time. I wasn't in that ring when the NXT guy beat her.

Simpson: I feel Mr Staggs think you can learn a lot from both Ms Misty and Ms Roxanne.

JHHIII: Why do so many people have one name around here? That whole thing got ruined with Madonna and Cher.

Simpson: People just call me Simpson sir.

JHHIII: That's because no one cares what your first name is Simpson, not even me half the time. I'm sick of being the SCW joke! The joke of Team Erik!

James lays back on the bed, looking upwards at the bright, white ceiling.

Simpson: I think you should see this as a way to learn Master James. Team Erik is full of champions, former champions, full of people who have done so much in the wrestling business. This should be a golden opportunity for you sir to open your eyes and take in as much as you possibly can, to learn all you can about everyone, learn all you can about the wrestling business and how it can put you in good steed in your future.

JHHIII: I'm good enough now for this! I don't need to wait for the future or learn from anyone. I need to do this stuff now and show them all that I'm better than people. I should be the one handed a shot at Spike Staggs. I should be out there and beating everyone now Simpson, NOW!

Simpson runs his fingers over his bald head.

Simpson: Maybe you should start with this first sir, and see how we do.

James sits up sharply, looking across at Simpson and shaking his head slowly.

JHHIII: See how I do? Please Simpson, I'm not a child, I know the score, I know I'm going to win this. Despayre will be too busy talking to Angel to care, Gabriel will be trying to come up with the next thing to impress his girlfriend and Thatcher Rex will be too busy playing with his little dinosaur toys. In fact, maybe Rex and Despayre can have a play date. Despayre can bring his teddy bears, Rex can bring his dinosaurs and they can all re-enact Godzilla or something.

Simpson: Very witty sir.

JHHIII: I know, that's why I said it. I didn't say it not to be witty Simpson. I'm a funny guy, but these people don't appreciate that. They just look at me and make short jokes and ageist jokes, all because they're getting old and crumbly and I'm young and in my prime. That's what these people do Simpson, because they're not funny and I am.

Simpson: Indeed you are sir. Maybe we should go out and get some fresh air.

James looks across the room at Simpson and stands up, walking back to the balcony and stepping outside. He turns around to look at Simpson.

JHHIII: I am outside Simpson, this is fresh air. Why would I want to go out there with all the poor people and the people that smirk, and think I'm that idiot singer?

Simpson: To take in the splendor of the city.

JHHIII: I don't need to do that Simpson, if I want to look at this hell hole, I have Google maps on my phone. I could Google map Canada right now, doesn't mean I wanna be there again, it was cold. I don't know how anyone would want to wrestling in a place like that.

Simpson: You're no longer in Canada sir, this place is much hotter than Canada.

JHHIII: I don't care Simpson, I need to focus on my match cause these people take me as a joke. I don't get the advantage of most because they're jealous of my wealth and great lifestyle. They don't see that even if I didn't have that kind of money, I would still be much better than they are.

Simpson: Well sir, if you feel you should be focusing on your match this week, at least you have two very good partner.

James looks up at Simpson, his eyes narrow.

JHHIII: I have ONE very good partner Simpson, ONE. I have Giani, who will be a very good partner.

Simpson: Yes, it's always a good thing to be teaming with your friend.

JHHIII: I wouldn't call him a friend.

Simpson: Yes you would sir, you have done in the past and you missed Mr Di Luca when your little rivalry ended.

JHHIII: You was never to mention that to anyone Simpson.

Simpson: My apologies sir, but this could be the start of something good. A Huntington-Hawkes III slash Mr Di Luca tag team could dominate SCW sir.

James runs his fingers over his chin.

JHHIII: And what about this other person, the mystery person, what if he drops the ball and screws this up for us?

Simpson: Sir, you know who the mystery person is, he isn't known for screwing up.

JHHIII: Yes, but I can't say his name! There's lots of spies in South America and I wouldn't be surprised if that teddy bear is here hiding somewhere and listening.

Simpson: Teddy bear?

JHHIII: That Angel thing, he just appears when you don't expect him to.

Simpson frowns at James.

Simpson: Sir, maybe you need to relax for a while. I hardly think a teddy bear will be here listening in to our conversation.

JHHIII: That's what he wants you to think Simpson, then he just appears!

Simpson: I think I'll go get you a drink sir, something to calm you down and help you think clearer.

As Simpson turns away, James turns to face the city once more, looking down.

JHHIII: Help me calm down and think straight! I don't need to calm down and think straight, I know what I need to do. I need to get hold of Thatcher Rex and beat him and show them that I might not be able to get a shot at the title that should be mine, but I can beat their champion and make team SCW look stupid and weak. I will show them that their champion looks stupid and I should still be their champion, me, not Rex, me, no one else but me, me, me, me, me! I shall and will be beating Rex, that old man got lucky last time when he took my title, he will not get lucky again. I could beat him again, I did it before and he cried like a baby, it's the only reason he got another shot at my title, yes, my title, not his, mine. If he didn't cry and sulk, he'd have never ended up with the title, or getting lucky.

James looks down on the city below.

JHHIII: If all these people down there watched the show, they'll know how lucky he got against me. Very, very lucky. Well I'm gonna show that he can't get lucky like that again. I saw the preview, he picked Sinful Obsession to be his partners. He's clearly picking them because he knows they're better than he is so he's hiding behind them, being a baby and hiding behind better people. Once Giani and the mystery man distract those two, Rex will have nowhere to run. I will beat him, and then SCW will have to take away that stupid ruling of me not allowed to go for that title again. They have no choice when I beat him!

James smiles and looks in to the bustling city below him.

JHHIII: He can't hide behind the magic man and the teddy bear whisperer forever. I know Sinful Obsession have done so much and I watched them defend those NWA title in Canada but beating those guys, being on the winning team against those two guys, will show everyone that I can be on the top of this one. I watched the little love triangle with the magic man and that was meant to win matches.

Simpson: I believe that was to be on television and be noticed more sir.

James jumps around in shock, holding his chest.

JHHIII: Damn it Simpson! You nearly gave me a heart attack!

Simpson: Sorry sir.

JHHIII: You will be if you do that again Simpson.

Simpson: Understandable sir.

Simpson hands James a drink, who sips at it. He looks at Simpson in the eye.

JHHIII: It doesn't matter who he picked as partners Simpson, it doesn't because on Sunday, the whole of Chile will be chanting my name, the whole of Chile will have seen me defeat three champions in one go. NWA tag team champions and SCW roulette champion, hasn't got a damn thing on me. Giani, mystery partner and I will show the wrestling world that we are the ones to keep an eye on, us, not these poor excuses for champions. I make a name for myself by beating these people Simpson, within an inch of their lives and everybody will love me for getting rid of the old dinosaur man, the guy who has his best conversations with a teddy bear, and the man who thinks magic is cool. Magic is for kids parties, not for wrestling rings. He should go make a living entertaining kids in stupid poor peoples back gardens, with cheap run of the mill party food, weak Walmart value juice and fat kids covered in spit covered cake! This is my night Simpson, this is the night my star rises and everyone will know I am just awesome. Everyone will finally sit up and take notice that not magic, not teddy bears, not dinosaurs can stop me. You hear me Simpson? You hear what I'm saying here? I'm going to win it all, and be loved by everyone in the world like I deserve. Everyone will know my name, everyone will see my face on T-shirts, everyone will be tuning in to Climax Control to watch me, not these other people.

Simpson: Indeed sir.

JHHIII: Then they will stop treating me like a joke.

James smirks, raising his glass toward Simpson, as the scene fades out.

35
Climax Control Archives / Meeting the new boss
« on: March 13, 2013, 06:40:03 PM »
 James Huntington-Hawkes III stand in his bedroom, watching Simpson putting clothes in to a suitcase. The camera moves in to a walk in closet, with long rows of clothes lining each wall. Underneath the row of clothes is a stand for shoes. About one hundred pairs of shoes in all different styles line the walls. James strolls through the closet, pulling a thick, fur lined jacket off the wall.

JHHIII: How about this Simpson?

Simpson puts his head in to the closest, looking at the jacket James is holding up in front of him. Simpson shakes his head

Simpson: I don't think you will need it sir. South America, even through March and April, is a very warm continent.

JHHIII: Wait... I'm going to be there in April too?

Simpson: Indeed sir, the announced dates went up until April twenty eighth.

James stomps his feet.

JHHIII: I don't want to be in South America for six weeks Simpson! There's snakes, spiders, rapid dogs and tree there, lots of trees.

Simpson: You mean rain forests sir?

JHHIII: I mean trees, lots of trees. I don't even want to go to the first stop on the tour, I mean Caracas, Venezuela? Who in their right mind would ever want to go to a place like that!?

Simpson: It's a very popular city sir. It has nearly three million people in the city, has some fantastic history, lots of places of culture.

JHHIII: Blah, blah, blah! Aren't you just a walking Wikipedia?

Simpson: Thank you sir.

JHHIII: It wasn't a compliment Simpson!

Simpson sighs and picks up a T-shirt from the side near where he is standing before leaving the closet. James looks along the row of shoes, picking out three pairs of shoes and placing them on top of the polished wooden shoe rack. Simpson returns to the room and moves towards the shoes, looking at James' choices.

Simpson: Are you sure on these Master James?

James looks up at Simpson, his eyes focused in on his man servant.

JHHIII: Why would I put them out there if I didn't want to take them? What would be the point? I'll tell you the point Simpson, IF THERE WAS ONE!

Simpson nods and picks up the shoes, piling them on top of each other.

JHHIII: Careful with those things Simpson! They cost more money than you make in a....

James stops to think about it for a second.

JHHIII: Week...

James curls his lower lip downwards.

JHHIII: Do not tell anyone how well I pay you Simpson, or the rest of the staff will want a pay rise and that just won't do.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

Simpson carries the shoes out of the room and to the bedroom. The camera stays on James who turns to browse suits. Simpson returns to the closet and stands behind James.

Simpson: Which evening attire would you like Master James?

James looks up at Simpson, slightly confused by the question.

JHHIII: Why would I want evening attire?

James points at the suits hanging up.

JHHIII: Do these countries even have high class dining or Michelin starred chefs and restaurants? They have food stands by the side of the road, with flies and stuff buing around there. Maybe we should take our own chef with us, just to make sure and fly stuff to the dire countries from here so they we don't catch something there.

Simpson: If you wish sir, I could arrange for Chef Henri to accompany us on this journey.

JHHIII: Good. Tell him to bring enough things for all the time we're in those god forsaken hell holes and tell him to leave his wife and kids at home and when we return, I will give him every third Sunday off.

Simpson runs his fingers over his bald head.

Simpson: I shall do my very best sir. Would you like a suit just in case you are asked to a big event?

JHHIII: Simpson, every event is big because I'm there.

Simpson turns away from James, stifling a laugh.

JHHIII: Simpson! Don't turn away from me when I'm talking! That's just rude of you!

Simpson: My apologies sir. Would you like one just in case?

James runs his hand across the suits, pulling down a black one with light blue shirt and red tie and a silver one with a white shirt and silver tie. He hands them to Simpson.

JHHIII: I like this system Simpson.

Simpson: What system sir?

JHHIII: Every suit having it's own shirt and tie. It shows class rather than these poor people who have one tie they try to make work with everything.

Simpson nods at James and moves the suits in to the other room. James follows Simpson in to the other room and looks at the suitcases on the bed.

JHHIII: That should be enough Simpson. If I need anything else, we'll call the housekeeper to send them over to whatever horrible place I'm in.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

A thumping knock on the door is heard from the distance.

Simpson: You'll have to excuse me sir.

James flicks his hand towards the door and Simpson moves out of door and towards the hall.

JHHIII: Whoever this is, this better be important. Security don't let in just anyone.

A cackling sound is heard coming from an intercom system. Simpson's voice is heard coming through clearly.

Simpson: Sir, Mr Staggs is here to see you

James walks over to the wall and leans against it, his thumb presses down on the intercom button on the wall.

JHHIII: Which one? There's million of them in SCW.

Simpson: Mr Erik Staggs sir, your boss.

JHHIII: Oh.

James straightens up a little.

JHHIII: Take him to the bar room Simpson and get Mr Staggs a drink. I will be down in a few minutes.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

JHHIII: Ok, meeting the new boss. Well, my new boss, my new out and out boss. I can do this.

James straightens up, breathes deeply and leaves the room.

*******

A bar setting is seen, with a long oak bar, with working beer taps, a pool table, games machine, a slot machine, a stage and three wide screen televisions. Tables and chairs are set up all around, as well as barstools along the bar. Upon these stools, Erik Staggs sits, with Simpson behind the bar, placing a beer on a napkin on the bar.


Erik: His own bar?

Simpson: Yes Mr Staggs. When Master James and Mr Di Luca were trying to party on many occasions, Master James was denied access to local bars who had a very strict over twenty one policy, not even Mr Di Luca's influence could get him inside these establishments so Master James decided to build his own bar in his home.

Erik grips his fingers around the beer bottle.

Erik: Kids with money will do anything, huh?

Simpson: So it would seem Mr Staggs.

James walks in to the bar, his Roulette title proudly around his waist, and sits next to Erik, looking at Simpson.

JHHIII: Get me a beer Simpson!

Simpson: Are you sure that's wise sir?

JHHIII: It's my bar Simpson, you will do as you're told!

Simpson: If you insist sir.

Simpson turns around, bending towards a fridge and lifting out a beer, using a bottle opener attached to the bar to pop the cap off. He places down a napkin in front of James and puts the beer on to the napkin. James picks up the beer and takes a huge gulp. James puts the bottle down, his face changing to a sour look.

JHHIII: I don't know how anyone can drink this stuff!

James looks at Erik raising his bottle and his face changes to a serious look.

JHHIII: No offense Mr Staggs.

Erik: None taken James. It's a nice place you have here, maybe this should be our official headquarters for Team Erik meetings. What do you say?

JHHIII: Uh, sure, it can be arranged.

James looks at Simpson.

JHHIII: Arrange it Simpson!

Simpson: I will make a note to do so sir.

JHHIII: Good, now go and clean some glasses or something.

Simpson nods and walks away from James and Erik. James looks at Erik, slightly nervously shifting in his seat.

Erik: Don't look so uncomfortable James. Team Erik is about unity, about strength, you have no need to be nervous around me or any of your new comrades.

JHHIII: Some of them make me nervous.

Erik: No need to be.

JHHIII: Oh good. What do I owe the pleasure of you dropping by unannounced?

Erik: I saw that silly little Twitter thing with you and Thatcher Rex and I came to speak to you about it.

JHHIII: Thatcher Rex is a loser, I beat that guy already.

Erik: You did, and it was very creative, my hat is off to you. Also a very wise move to have a plan B. I like that about you James, you seem to always have a plan B. Tell me, what is your plan B on Sunday?

JHHIII: Well it was to have you call off the match, tell them no, I'm not doing it, I've beat that loser once and Christian shouldn't be signing matches because of someone cries because they couldn't beat me. It's the only reason he's getting a rematch, because he cried like a baby on Twitter to his little friends to bash SCW.

Erik: Sadly James, I can not stop that match. Christian signed it before I could even make a move. It was announced to the world very quickly.

James lowers his eyebrows staring at Erik.

JHHIII: So there is nothing you can do to stop this animal trying to take my title? Did you see what he did to Simpson? He should never be allowed another title shot ever, ever, ever because of that! Ever Mr Staggs! Ever!

James looks irate

Erik: I did and there may well be some retribution because of this, but as it stands, you will be facing Thatcher Rex on Sunday in Venezuela.

JHHIII: I don't wanna fight that big baby again! All he did was cry like a little girl because I out smarted him! I was cleverer than he was and he cried about it! He hasn't earned a rematch! You should be marching up to Christian and telling him no! I work for you now and you have to agree to this.

Erik: Christian has Hot Stuff's backing, when Christian signed it, a drug induced Mark Ward, probably high as a kite on medication after that painful ass whooping he took at the hands of Billy James quickly agreed to the match, but you're seeing this from the wrong side James.

JHHIII: I am?

Erik: You are.

JHHIII: How so?

Erik: Think of it like this. If... no once you beat Thatcher Rex, then no amount of taking to social media and crying will get him a shot. You will have a two to zero record against him. He will be done chasing you and will have to go right back to the bottom of the pack. He will have to start down low, which for a man like Thatcher Rex, will break him. He'll have nowhere to go and probably cry off in to the crowd with the rest of the ex SCW stars who didn't have the balls and the drive to make. You, James Huntington-Hawkes.... The third, could made that happen. You could make Thatcher Rex disappear.

JHHIII: Back to sitting in his retirement old man's home playing with his dinosaurs?

Erik nods, with a very serious look on his face.

Erik: Yes James. You could be responsible for getting rid of Thatcher Rex.

An excited look jumps on to James' face as he rubs his hands together. He looks up at Erik Staggs with a grin on his face.

JHHIII: James Huntington-Hawkes III, The man who rid the world of the last ever dinosaur.

Erik nods slowly

Erik: I will drink to that.

Erik raises his bottle to James, who looks confused for a second, but quickly figures out what Erik is doing. James picks up hit bottle and knocks it against Erik's bottle. Both men drink but once again, James' face turns sour.

JHHIII: I'll be right back.

James hops off the bar stool and disappears. Erik holds his beer before his face, the top about an inch from his mouth. He looks at Simpson.

Erik: Do I know how to motivate or what?

Simpson: You are indeed a puppet master sir.

Erik: Yes I am Simpson, yes I am.

Simpson nods in agreement as a smirk crosses Erik's face as the camera fades to darkness

36
Supercard Archives / Worst... day... ever!
« on: March 01, 2013, 01:50:30 PM »
  A private jet, cruising through the air at three hundred plus miles an hour is where today's story starts. The camera switches from the outside, to the inside to see James Huntington-Hawkes III sitting in a white leather seat, wearing a baggy hoodie and huge headphones. A television screen in on in front of him as James looks very unimpressed. Simpson steps up next to him and places a champagne glass full of orange juice in front of James on a table. James picks up the glass and sips from it before putting it back on the table and taking his headphones off in anger.

JHHIII: This is too cold Simpson! Make me another!

Simpson nods and picks up the glass, before turning away.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

 Simpson walks away, moving through the seats and out of view. James puts his earphone back on over his head, his mind in thought as the plane glides gently through the air. Simpson returns less than a minute later, placing a glass, the same in style as the first, on to the table in front of James. James reaches out, wrapping the fingers on his right hand around the glass and picking it up, placing it to his lips. James sips before putting it back down on the table.

JHHIII: Much better. Thank you Simpson.

Simpson: You're welcome sir. Is there anything else I can get you sir?

JHHIII: An explanation might be nice.

Simpson: On what sir?

JHHIII: On why I'm sitting on a plane at this time, heading down to a place called Atlanta, Georgia. It sounds like a redneck place full of stupid people, drinking things out of jugs instead of glasses, because they haven't got glasses there yet.

Simpson: As I have explained Master James, we are taking you to the home of a wrestling legend, the man who worked with Mr Ward to help turn him in to a world champion. The same man who lead another to Roulette glory. It took a lot of effort to get him to agree with this sir, he doesn't really train many people anymore.

JHHIII: I already have a trainer Simpson, I do not need another one, especially one that I'm already better than!

Simpson: Sir, who told you that you were better than the legendary Austin Parker?

JHHIII: Nick Jones did on Twitter! He told me that I was better than him and that he was a broken down, past it wrestler. I think maybe I should train him.

Simpson: Sir, I think Mr Jones may have been pulling your leg.

JHHIII: Why would he do that? He's Nick Jones! He's a former heavyweight champion Simpson. He wouldn't lie to me.

Simpson: If you say so sir.

JHHIII: I know so. Why would he lie to me Simpson? He says he knows this Parker man and that I have absolutely nothing to worry about.

Simpson turns away, gazing thoughtfully out of the plane window. He quickly turns his attention back to his young charge.

Simpson: Mr Parker is an excellent trainer sir, he knows how to make champions.

JHHIII: I am a champion, duh!

James picks up the roulette title that's sitting next to him and holds it up for Simpson to see.

Simpson: I know sir, but we have a very tough challenge on Sunday, a very tough challenge. Mr Rex is not an easy man to defeat, so Mr Parker will help you get ready for this one.

JHHIII: Well why am I doing the traveling here? One minute I'm in Beverly Hills, the next I'm going to the back end of America. It's not cool Simpson!

Simpson: Mr Parker rarely trains outside of his own home.

James eyes widen.

JHHIII: I am not going in to a basement with a creepy cowboy I've never met before! I've seen those movies and I just won't do it Simpson.

Simpson: I believe Mr Parker's training area is set up in a barn.

James face changes to disgusted.

JHHIII: A real barn? With chickens and horses and hay?

Simpson: Maybe hay sir, but I highly doubt chickens and horses will be a part of this training area.

JHHIII: This better be worth it Simpson. I was going to take this week easy, I was going to actually give Thatcher Rex a chance, make it a lot more interesting. Then he starts flapping his mouth like a horse and gets his little female friends to call me uncreative, when she's not even in SCW! She probably works for a little poor federation where twenty second promos get aired! She can't call me uncreative while no one's ever heard of her.

Simpson: I'm sure it was just friends supporting friends.

JHHIII: It doesn't matter what it was Simpson, because I don't take kindly to people talking about me like that! I'm better than that. I've got more creativity in my little finger than Thatcher Rex has his entire body. It made me mad Simpson, so just for that, Thatcher Rex gets to pay for it. Maybe he should tell his little group to just be quiet, because now he's gotta pay for it.

Simpson: If you say so sir.

JHHIII: I just did.

James bounces his fist off the table, causing his drink to jump in the air, but landing in tact.  

Simpson: I'm sure Mr Parker can help you reach your goal sir. He is very highly skilled in this wrestling business. One of the best trainers around.

JHHIII: But I'm still better than him.

Simpson: If you believe Nick Jones sir...

JHHIII: I do Simpson. I'll just go there and teach him a few things and leave with him saying he's learned something and me, I'll leave that place vowing never to return to that place.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

James smiles and picks up his orange juice glass but the plane suddenly drops, causing the juice to fly in to James' face and down his shirt. James stays frozen, his mouth open wide.

Simpson: I'll get a towel sir!

JHHIII: Hurry Simpson! It feels colder than it is!

Simpson darts off

*******

Let's have a change of scene, shall we?

A limousine pulls up outside the gates of a ranch in Atlanta, Georgia, old wooden sign posts form the top of the gate. The driver cuts the engine and steps out of the car, walking to the back door and opening it. Simpson steps out of the car, shortly followed by James. James looks around in disgust at the grassy fields laid before his eye. The limo driver shuts the door and moves to the front of the car, stepping back inside. The engine fires up again and the car moves away.


JHHIII: You've brought me all the way here to train.... here?

James looks around at two barns, and a nice looking ranch house, slowly shaking his head at what he sees before him

Simpson: Indeed sir, this has been the training ground for many wrestling superstar. Many of the current roster often comes to this very ranch to sharpen their skills with a technical master such as Mr Parker. He is very well known for his hard training techniques. It's enough to whip anyone in to shape for any type of match. Mr Parker has seen and done it all in wrestling.

JHHIII: And yet he still lives out here? Why can't he afford a real house?

Simpson: It's the lifestyle Mr Parker chose.

JHHIII: It's a bad choice Simpson.

In the distance, the sound of hooves against dry mud can be heard. A horse appears in the distance, charging towards the direction where James and Simpson stand. James shades his eyes as the horse gets closer, stopping in front of James and Simpson. The two look up to see Austin Parker sitting on horseback.

JHHIII: I know you! You bumped in to me at an SCW show.

Austin: Other way around kid. You bumped in to me.

JHHIII: I did not!

Simpson: Mr Parker, so wonderful to see you again.

Austin: Howdy Simpson. How bout you take that skinny ass kick to that barn over there. Your workout partner is waiting there already.

JHHIII: I'm not skinny! I'm perfectly built.

Austin: If ya was a woman, I'd agree.

JHHIII: Simpson! This is not funny! I want to go home, or at least a place with running water!

Austin: This place has running water, you think the horses like that bottled water crap? Just get over to the barn already and stop waiting mah time.

James reluctantly looks at Simpson, who gives him a reassuring nod. Simpson pushes open the gate and starts to walk towards the barn.

Simpson: Mr Parker will make you a better wrestler sir.

JHHIII: I can't see why we can't do it in a place with lights and more modern stuff than this.

James and Simpson get to the barn. Simpson pushes the door open and much to James' surprises, lights fill the wooden building. Bales of hay rest around the building, stacked on two levels, with an old looking ladder leading up to the second floor. A man stands in the center of the ring, his back towards the door. Austin appears behind James and Simpson.

Austin: You already know Bo Dreamwolf.

James jumps as Austin intentionally speaks down his ear. Former SCW Roulette champion, Bo Dreamwolf turns around and walks towards the edge of the ring to where the trio have just walked to. Bo extends his hand to Simpson, reaching out and shaking it.

Simpson: Mr Dreamwolf.

Bo: Mr Simpson.

JHHIII: Is it just me or is it weird to hear someone calling you Mr. Simpson.

Simpson: It does happen rarely sir.

Bo looks at James, but James just stares right back at Bo.
JHHIII: I know who you are. The Indian trained by a cowboy.

Simpson: Native American sir.

JHHIII: Ok, ok, the Indian trained by the native American.

Simpson: Other way around sir.

JHHIII: Really?

Simpson: Yes sir.

JHHIII: Oh the native

Austin: Enough!

Austin's voice echoes around the building.

Austin: Just get in the ring with Bo already.

James steps up the makeshift steps and in to the ring, looking at Bo laughing.

Bo: Something funny?

JHHIII: I remembered something then.

Bo: Would you like to share?

JHHIII: You lost YOUR title to Primetime! Ha!

Bo: You lost yours to a teddy bear.

Austin: Double ha.

James' face turns to anger

JHHIII: That wasn't funny.

Bo: Are you sure you want me to do this Mr Parker? He doesn't look like he's worked out in a while.

JHHIII: I don't need to work out!

James strikes a bicep pose

JHHIII: Just feel that right there!

Bo steps up and takes the kid's bicep in his hand. Bo waits a moment, then pats the kid's back.

Bo: Make a muscle.

James growls at Bo.

JHHIII: I could lift that hay over there!

Bo: No, you can't.

JHHIII: This isn't a casino, you won't win this bet!

Simpson: Sir...

JHHIII: No, I got this Simpson.

James jumps out of the ring and towards the hay. Austin walks to his side.

Austin: I wouldn't do that if I was you.

JHHIII: Why not? I'm a big boy.

Austin stoops down to stand face to face with James.

Austin: Compared to who?

James grits his teeth

Austin: Get back in the ring.

James let's out a soft grown and moves back towards the ring, climbing back up the make shift steps and in to the ring. James looks at Bo and the two circle, Bo steps in but James raises his hand in front of him, stopping Bo in his tracks.

JHHIII: Wait!

Bo: What?

JHHIII: I don't wanna face you, I wanna face him.

James points at Austin

Simpson: Sir.

JHHIII: No Simpson, I think I can beat him.

Austin: And who told you that?

JHHIII: Nick Jones.

Austin bursts out laughing.

JHHIII: What?

Austin: That's the best laugh I've had in ages.

Austin steps up in to the ring and looks at James.

Simpson: I think you should reconsider this one sir.

JHHIII: I don't, I think I can teach him a thing or two.

Simpson: Sir...

As James turns to face Austin, Austin plants a huge shot in to James' eye, sending the kid on to his back. James rolls out of this ring looks up at Austin, holding his eye.

JHHIII: You punched me!

Austin: Barely even grazed ya.

JHHIII: You hit me!

Austin: Welcome to the world of wrestling kid!

JHHIII: That wasn't a move! You hit me!

Austin just stares at James with a smile on his face.

JHHIII: Well screw this and screw you!

James walks out of the barn, but quickly, his voice can be heard.

JHHIII: Whoa!

SPLAT!

The sound of James falling in to something is heard outside, seconds later, James walks in the barn, covered in...


JHHIII: What the hell is this?

Austin: Around here, we like to call that horse shit.

James looks sick as he throws his hand down to the ground, sending manure flying in the direction of the ring.

JHHIII: I'm out of here!

James walks out of the door, leaving Austin, Bo and Simpson laughing.

*******

Back on the private plane, heading in the opposite direction, a beat up looking James sits slumped on the leather chair, covered in... well, you saw. A black eye forming under his left eye is seen and his hair messed up, looking nowhere near the rich kid attire you usually associate James with. Simpson sits across the aisle, his hand partially covering his face as the smell moves through the cabin. James sighs sadly.


JHHIII: I can't wait to get back home Simpson, today has been the worst day of my life.

Simpson: I hope you've learned something from today.

JHHIII: Yes, I learned not to listen to that Nick Jones guy. He lied to me Simpson. He told me I could beat up Austin Parker and instead, Austin Parker gave me a black eye.

Simpson: Sir, I did try to tell you that Mr Jones may have been playing a joke on you.

JHHIII: It doesn't matter Simpson, now I have to focus on the old dinosaur man. The same dinosaur man that wants to go and meet people, people who carry germs, people who are disgusting, people who smell.

James sharply looks at Simpson

JHHIII: Do not say a word Simpson.

Simpson: I wasn't going to say anything sir.

JHHIII: Right. Anyway, this man is gone out and been around these random strangers, who probably took the bus to see him. He better make sure he gets rid of those germs before getting in that ring with me, I don't want to catch anything from him or those people. Simpson, make him shower before he wrestles me!

Simpson: I don't think I can make him do that sir. Mr Rex's own personal hygiene is his own concern.

JHHIII: Fat load of use you are. He seemed to think he was all special cause people showed up to see him, but if I did that, you'd have to hire out whole stadiums to fit the people in to come and see me, real stadiums, that holds thousands Simpson, not a damp little store, that's made to look busy because it's so tiny.

Simpson: Indeed sir.

JHHIII: I like that kid who told the old man that he was gonna get his wrinkly old butt kicked by me, that guy speaks the truth, we should find him and send him something. That kid knows true talent, he knows talent like me. This dinosaur man fools no one trying to be hip, he fools no one trying to still be able to handle younger talent like me.

Simpson: Sir, that young gentleman over stepped the mark in my opinion. One has to respect the amount of work Mr Rex has put in to this business. Without superstars like Mr Rex, talented individuals would not have followed him in to this business to make a name for themselves. Mr Rex has helped pioneer the way for others to follow.

James looks at Simpson, for a second, the tired face of the Prince Brat turns to anger.

JHHIII: And that is why your opinion doesn't matter Simpson! Because it's a pointless opinion! That guy was right. Rex is an old dinosaur that shouldn't be in a wrestling ring with the younger generation. He's had his time and now he needs to shuffle off quietly in to the sunset and let people like me take over.

Simpson: We will have to beg to differ on that one sir.

JHHIII: No we won't Simpson. He implied I paid that person to trash him, when all that kid was doing, was saying what the whole world wants to say to Thatcher Rex. Everyone wants to tell Rex that it's time to give it up and take up shuffleboard and dominoes and all the other old man games, but didn't have the guts to tell him like I do. That guy should be given a medal. In fact Simpson, do just that, find out who he is, track him down and give him a medal.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

JHHIII: Also, while you're at it, track down that Diamondback guy and tell him he sucks and after Sunday, both he and Thatcher Rex will have a new hero. Me! I will be their hero, they can look up to me and see me win all the time! Cause that's what champions do, and I am a champion Simpson.

Simpson: Indeed you are.

JHHIII: This guy Rex was a bit stupid in his promo thing Simpson. He said I have to prove myself as champion, implied I had to prove myself but I won this belt, therefore, my worth is proved. He wins one match and becomes challenger, who really does need to prove themselves Simpson? Who really does need to prove to the world that they're good. It's not me Simpson, the whole world know I don't stink!

Simpson: Well...

JHHIII: I mean in the ring!

James snaps towards Simpson

JHHIII: I don't suck in the ring Simpson, I'm the youngest legend in the game! If I was a fluke, Giani would have beat me, cause Giani has talent and Rex doesn't, but I beat Giani! I beat him! I won! I won! I won!

James stomps his feet on the floor.

JHHIII: But I bet you dino man couldn't beat Giani, Giani would eat him for breakfast. Giani would slaughter him. I've proved my worth to SCW. I wasn't hiding in my mansion, I was relaxing, planning, I want you to tell him that when you see him Simpson.

Simpson: I will make a note of it.

JHHIII: Good! He thinks I was begging Goth, but was a tactic Simpson! A tactic to make Goth think he was gonna win and bam! I beat him. Goth couldn't deal with me. Goth couldn't beat me and I know Thatcher can't beat Goth. I earned this belt by making good use of everything around me. I earned this by beating people. A real champion uses everything around him to try and keep the title. A true champion thinks of a plan B and C. Speaking of which, is plan B in place?

Simpson: Yes sir, it is.

JHHIII: Yay! See, nothing can stop me Simpson, cause champions think like me. Champions plan like me and I planned it well Simpson. You know I'm getting under Thatcher's skin cause he's going low brow by cursing. Cursing is a sign of being common street trash and not being smart enough to use better words. I bet I can say a word Thatcher doesn't know the meaning of.

Simpson: What word sir?

JHHIII: Vocabulary

Simpson: What makes you say that sir?

JHHIII: Cause all he does is talk like a common man. Swears and insults blatantly, because he's too stupid to be clever with them. His vocabulary is so limited, it's almost sad that you can see his education was a poor one. Even if I didn't have all this money, I'd still be great, but I'd have to involve myself with people you associate with Thatcher Rex to try and be great. Just because I went a different route to greatness, doesn't take away the fact that I truly am great. Just because I could afford training by doing legal things, doesn't make me any less of a wrestler than he is. He thinks I look down on people because I have money, but he looks down on me for the exact same reason. He thinks I look at people differently because I could buy his entire home state, but he looks down on me because I can. If I gave Thatcher one million dollars tomorrow, he'll claim it wouldn't change him, but I bet he will look down on everyone he meets, I bet he will change his friends faster than a cheetah.

Simpson: He seems very grounded sir.

JHHIII: Everyone seems grounded till you give them more than they've had before Simpson. He thinks looking down on me because I have money, fame and success has already put the title on his lap and already celebrating it in his mind, but not the way it's going to go. He can sit and day dream about how he's gonna celebrate, but that too will be a waste of time. The simple fact is, I'm a champion, I have beat bigger and better to win and keep this title, I will beat bigger than this old man. I will be a champion forever.

James slumps in his chair.

JHHIII: I don't care what kind of match it is, all I know is that I will beat him Simpson. It doesn't matter what it takes cause his mouth, his potty mouth and constant stream of junk that falls from it, has made me want to beat him Simpson and come Sunday, I will.

James' tone seems quiet than usual.

JHHIII: He's been talking a lot Simpson, he's got his little friends to imply I'm boring, and I know there's only one way I will shut him and his silly little friends up, and that's by beating him without your help. I will beat him without a doubt. I will make sure that every word that's fallen out of his mouth, he will eat, he will chew and swallow them all. This title gives me respect Simpson and when that wheel stops spinning and people stop holding their breath, it truly doesn't matter to me what it lands on, because I came for this title knowing the full story. I came to it knowing at eighteen years old, I could end up in something that could really, really hurt, but I did it anyway. Maybe people need to respect that fact, rather than nit picking pointless little things, thrown at me to distract me.

James looks directly at Simpson, a look in his eyes of sheer grit and determination.

JHHIII: While he's making stupid jokes about being a kid, about having baby's nuts, having a unhealthy obsession with my private parts, I'm getting ready to show him that just like Goth, just like Giani, I pull people in to a comfortable zone where I force them in to making mistakes. While Thatcher Rex is coming up with cutest lines, I'm working on ways to win.

Simpson is slightly taken back by this oddly mature tone James is showing.

JHHIII: I couldn't hit puberty? Thatcher Rex couldn't beat an egg.

James slumps back in his chair, his eyes determined. He closes his eyes as the scene fades out.

37
Supercard Archives / You're like 100! Grow up!
« on: February 21, 2013, 11:42:12 AM »
  A gym setting is seen and James Huntington-Hawkes stands proudly in the make shift ring as a man lies in the middle of the ring. Simpson and Ashley Jameson stands outside the ring as James waves his arms in the air in celebration.

JHHIII: I am so the greatest champion that's ever lived. Woooooohooooo!

Simpson: Indeed sir.

Simpson's words boom out above James' celebrations at what only can be described as a successful training session. James picks up his title belt from the corner and yells at the downed opponent.

JHHIII: You just got beat by the best ever!

Ashley looks at Simpson.

Ashley: Is it me, or has the arrogant little twit grown more of an ego since he got that title belt?

Simpson: It would appear so Ms. Jameson. Having seen his Twitter lately, he and Mr Rex are in a bit of a war of words, to which James seems slightly more bolder than usual.

Ashley: So basically, he's being a bad ass while hiding behind his phone.

Simpson: Not too put too finer point on things, yes.

Ashley shakes her head.  

Ashley: What an idiot.

Ashley says with a roll of her shoulders.

Ashley: I think we need to get in to his head that Thatcher Rex is the most experienced opponent he will have met to date. He is a dangerous man and held his own in that tournament.

JHHIII: He's experienced cause he's old!

Simpson and Ashley look up at the ring, to see James with his arms on the top rope, leaning over and looking at the pair.

JHHIII: Old men usually have experience at something because they're old.

James nods and moves over to the corner and picks up his phone.

Simpson: One has to wonder where this ego has come from. It's very unlike Master James to be so egotistical.

Ashley: I got a fair idea. Beating Giani last month might have something to do with it.

James looks at his phone, browsing his way down Twitter, his face changing to bright red. James stomps his feet and looks at Simpson.

JHHIII: Can you believe this Simpson?

Simpson: Believe what sir?

JHHIII: Can you believe this idiot Rex thinks he could beat both of us? What a moron! He said about winning matches with chairs. Hello stupid old guy, most roulette matches involve chairs. God, if he don't know this, how does he expect to win!

Ashley rolls her eyes at James.

Ashley: He could still beat you, idiot.

JHHIII: I am not an idiot! I'm the SCW, Roulette champion, because I earned it by beating people, more people then he beat. If it wasn't for Misty, he would have a loss record longer than his arm. He couldn't beat all those guys one on one. He's a fraud and a phony and I will prove that by beating him. Never been pinned, I don't care, I'll still pin him. I'll beat him, you know I'll beat him, right?

Simpson: Indeed sir, you should be able to dispatch Mr Rex with minimum fuss.

JHHIII: Yeah!

Simpson turns to face Ashley, a complete different look on his face to the look he had while looking at James.

Ashley: He pays you to say that, right?

Ashley whispers

Simpson: Yes, but he pays well.

James ignores the two of them chatting at looks towards the center of the ring.

JHHIII: This guy isn't gonna concern me much, but gonna need to cut a promo thing, now where can I cut it to mock this old man? This man obsessed with toys. Oh, toy store.

Simpson: Master James.

Simpson interrupts. James turns around, glaring at his bodyguard slash man servant

JHHIII: Why would you interrupt me Simpson? I'm busy thinking!

Simpson: My apologies sir, but I have come up with the perfect place for you to cut said promo

JHHIII: Toy store?

Ashley: I'm gonna guess no.

JHHIII: Oh

James sounds slightly disappointed.

Simpson: I was thinking somewhere slightly different sir.

********

The Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County is the location where Simpson had in mind. James looks around The Dinosaur Hall in disgust. He looks up at Simpson standing beside him.

JHHIII: Really Simpson? You brought me to a place where kids sneeze over everything, cough over everything for me to talk about a man who plays with these things?

Simpson: It could show an insight in to his mind sir.

JHHIII: I don't get it.

Simpson: It's quite simple sir. Mr Rex seems to have a borderline obsession with these fearsome creatures from the past. He seems to think like one.

JHHIII: Well they did have small brains.

Simpson: I don't mean in that way Master James. I meant in terms of Mr Rex and his fighting style. He bases his in ring moves on the aggression, the power of what these beasts embody. Learning a fact or two about these creatures may help you know your opponent more.

James thinks about Simpson's words for a few minutes.

JHHIII: Is this really gonna help Simpson?

Simpson: What harm can it do sir?

JHHIII: Fine.

James huffs and walks towards where and exhibition of T-Rex dinosaur bones are set it the original believed shape. Simpson stands in front of a board with dinosaurs facts. He reads them out loud.

Simpson: Tyrannosaurus meaning "tyrant lizard", from Greek tyrannos meaning "tyrant," and sauros. meaning "lizard" is a genus of coelurosaurian theropod dinosaur. The species Tyrannosaurus rex - rex meaning "king" in Latin - commonly abbreviated to T-Rex, is a fixture in popular culture. It lived throughout what is now western North America, at the time an island continent termed Laramidia, with a much wider range than other tyrannosaurids. Fossils are found in a variety of rock formations dating to the Maastrichtian age of the upper Cretaceous Period, 67 to 65.5 million years ago. It was among the last non-avian dinosaurs to exist before the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event.

James looks at Simpson confused.

JHHIII: I didn't understand much of that at all Simpson.

Simpson: What did you understand?

JHHIII: That he should be calling himself a lizard king and not a tyrant king.

Simpson: Well it's a start sir, maybe we should look at some lesser, more understandable facts.

JHHIII: What's that supposed to mean?

James looks firmly at Simpson.

Simpson: Oh nothing sir.

Simpson leads James to another board that says "Dinosaur facts for kids". Simpson points to the board.

JHHIII: Is this some kind of joke?

Simpson: No sir. Even the simplest of facts could prove to be useful.

JHHIII: If you say so Simpson.

Simpson reads out the first fact.

Simpson: The name means "Tyrant lizard". T-Rex is short for "Tyrannosaurus rex".

JHHIII: Well duh! And I knew he should be called a lizard. He has the look of a lizard Simpson, all greasy with a funny face!

Simpson reads out fact number two.

Simpson: They were predator dinosaurs.

JHHIII: So they stalk, hunt on things they thought was weaker than them with their silly little pea brains. That's exactly what this guy is trying to do! He thinks because he's bigger than me, he's better than me! He thinks I'm his little mouse and he can just swallow me up! That's not gonna happen, we all know that I'm better than that!

Simpson: Indeed sir.

Simpson clears his throat and reads out the next fact.

Simpson: They lived seventy million years ago.

JHHIII: I keep trying to tell the dude he's old on Twitter, but he doesn't listen. He needs his hearing aid turned way up. I tried to tell him Simpson. He's taking this being like a T-Rex thing way to seriously. Old, stupid, picks on who he thinks is weaker than him. What else?

Simpson: Their weapons were considered to be massive jaws with fifty to sixty blade-like teeth, some up to nine inches long

James scratches his head.

JHHIII: Not sure he's allowed to bite me Simpson. That not right. I mean who bites anyone in wrestling anymore.

Simpson: Correct sir, biting is illegal and I doubt Mr Rex will resort to planting teeth in you sir.

JHHIII: Good, cause if he does, I will have to get vicious Simpson!

Simpson: I expect so sir.

Simpson reads the next one from the board.

Simpson: They lived in open woodland and ate meat.

JHHIII: So does half of America Simpson, that doesn't make him any more special or dinosaur like.

Simpson: Some random facts now sir.

JHHIII: Oh goody.

James' tone indicates boredom and sarcasm.

Simpson: T-Rex's head was about five feet long. Its skull had holes in it which made it lighter and easier to carry around.

James looks at Simpson with confusion.

JHHIII: I guess he could have holes in his skull under all that hair. It's possible, but if not, he's making a pretty sucky dinosaur copy.

Simpson: I doubt he does sir. Mr Rex doesn't strike me as man who would have holes in his head. I have my doubts that hair would be covering anything.

JHHIII: He's old, he could be covering up a bald patch.

Simpson chooses to ignore that comment and continues to read.

Simpson: T-Rex was one of the best known dinosaurs, but it didn't live all that long. T-Rex came along just before the dinosaurs became extinct.

JHHIII: Typical. He picks a dinosaur to model himself on who did nothing but show up and get blown up. What a loser.

Simpson: You often see T-Rex pictures with his tail stretched out behind him. He did this for balance.

JHHIII: Thatcher doesn't have a tail, so he'll be easy to put on his butt. This guy is impressing me less and less about being based on a dinosaur, totally not good enough to be in the same ring as me.

Simpson: T-Rex had a very good sense of smell.

JHHIII: What was the point of telling me that Simpson? I mean really, a good sense of smell is not going to help him in this one at all. Not a chance, no way, nu uh.

Simpson: Last one sir.

JHHIII: Oh thank God. Maybe we can get away from this germ infested hell hole then.

Simpson: When T-Rex ran, he could go 20 miles per hour and could cover 15 feet in one step.

James looks up at Simpson.

JHHIII: Well good Simpson, that means he can run away from me when I start to beat him. He can run crying back to his little toy collection and stop playing around in matches he clearly can't handle Simpson. Blaze Of Glory, Thatcher Rex becomes another person I get to beat on my way to becoming a legend in SCW. In fact, if these people ever do a Hall Of Fame, I should be in the first every one, the first person in it, cause after I beat Thatcher Rex and everyone else in SCW, I will be the best wrestler ever. This one's going to be easy Simpson, very, very easy.

James confidently smiles and the camera switches to black

********

James sits tapping away on an Ipad, his eyes looking in to the screen in intense focus. James looks up and around the limo that is transporting him back to his home. Simpson looks at James.

Simpson: Something troubling you sir?

James looks up from his Ipad and towards Simpson with a glare.

JHHIII: Quiet Simpson! I'm trying to play a game here.

Simpson: Sorry sir.

James throws the Ipad on the seat next to him and looks up.

JHHIII: I'm bored of this piece of crap. PS4 was announced yesterday, I want one of those Simpson.

Simpson: I'm afraid they're not released till at least the end of the year sir.

JHHIII: I don't care, call Sony, give them what they want for one, and games. Get it to me before the week is out Simpson.

Simpson: I will do my very best sir.

JHHIII: Did you see the games on those things? They're better than anything I've ever seen before. Other than myself when I look in the mirror with the Roulette championship around my waist. I look awesome with that title belt and I've decided Simpson, that I will not let that Rex thug take this title belt from me. He looks like he smells and always looks like he just stepped out of the rain. I can't let this poor excuse for a human being take my title. I took it to make it credible and I beat Giani and the belt got more credible. That stupid old man holding my gold would be embarrassing. I won't let him take it Simpson. Make sure he doesn't take it Simpson!

James points towards Simpson with a nod to prove his point.

Simpson: I will do what I can sir.

Simpson sighs, his moral upbringing always fighting in his conscious. People class Simpson as a bad guy because he takes orders from James, but Simpson would give you the shirt off his back, without a second thought. Often a mistake people make, to confuse Simpson with a bad man, rather than a man under orders from someone he held in his arms as a baby.

JHHIII: Simpson!

James snaps.

Simpson: Yes sir.

JHHIII: No drifting off in your own little fantasy world about people not understanding you. Well boo hoo Simpson, we need to think about keeping my title on me. Giving it to that ape, that old ape, would not be good for SCW, SCW want to see me as champion Simpson, they love me as champion. SCW would never be the same without me holding the title belt here.

Simpson: You will have no problem Master James. Ms Jameson has prepared you well, and you should have no issues in defending against Mr Rex.

Simpson tries to look as convincing as he can in his role of trying to boost James up.

JHHIII: I want a back up plan Simpson, I want you to come up with something to help me get through this one to keep this title. If Rex takes it, that's the beginning of the end for SCW. That's like SCW finished because of him. You don't want that Simpson, do you?

Simpson: No sir, I have always wished many successes on Sin City Wrestling's staff and superstars

JHHIII: Then don't let this happen. Don't let this happen. Make as many calls as you have to. This man representing the whole division would be a crime, it would be like putting a rat in charge of cheese, you already know the rat is gonna eat the cheese. It's gonna be boring to watch, and him with my belt is going to be boring. It is going to be dull. I can't let the whole of the division look up to that phony.

Simpson: Phony sir?

JHHIII: Yes, phony Simpson. He acts all friendly but we all know he's got a hidden agenda. He needs to be stopped, he needs to be pinned just to shut up that annoying man up. Never been pinned is boring to listen to, so I have to stop him from talking like that.

Simpson: Sir, we must not let that cloud your mind. Just need to think about winning rather than a reason like being the first man to pin him.

James looks firmly at Simpson.

JHHIII: I want it though Simpson! I want to be the first man to pin him and I always get what I want. You know I always get what I want and I want to pin Thatcher Rex, I want to be the first to do that, I want to keep my title and you know what Simpson?

Simpson: What sir?

JHHIII: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna beat Thatcher Rex and everyone's gonna see that I am the real leader of the Roulette Division and this guy will be gone quicker than he got here.

James scratches his head.

JHHIII: But get a back up plan just in case Simpson.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

James picks up the Ipad again as the scene fades out

38
Supercard Archives / I do not need Giani!
« on: January 01, 2013, 10:42:58 PM »
 In the home of James Huntington-Hawkes III, James is seen in the living room in front of a huge TV, a PS3 controller in his hand. James looks at the screen, mindlessly shooting away at Black Ops II. Simpson stands close by, looking at James as he fires away, ever ready for the young man's call. James glares at the TV, his usual optimism for shooting enemies, no longer with him. Simpson shakes his head slowly, when James's trainer, Ashley Jameson appears next to Simpson. Simpson looks down at the smaller woman

Simpson: Happy New Year, Ms Jameson

Simpson's tone is slightly quieter than usual.

Ashley: Happy new year

Ashley replies also in a lower tone.

Ashley: What's wrong with him? He isn't jumping and screaming while shooting like usual.

Ashley flicks her hair behind her ear, glancing over at James.

Simpson: Master James hasn't been the same since before Christmas Ms Jameson.

Ashley: Why? Didn't Santa bring him his own private island or something?

Simpson: No, I think Master James has been like this since he found out Mr Di Luca will be challenging him for his Roulette championship.

Ashley looks confused for a few seconds

Ashley: Doesn't he know he has to defend it against people? He doesn't just get given the title and get to walk around with it forever.

Simpson smiles

Simpson: I don't think that's the case Ms Jameson, I think Master James was actually starting to like Mr Di Luca.

JHHIII: I was not!

James calls across the room, not taking his eyes from the screen. Simpson points to a door and walks towards it, leading Ashley in to the hallway. Simpson closes the door behind him and looks towards Ashley.

Simpson: Contrary to what Master James has just said, I think he started to look up to Mr Di Luca. James's parents haven't been around at all for a long time now, I am the only male figure that is a permanent fixture in James's life. He doesn't have many normal friends. Many of his friends are people of great wealth, and people of great wealth can not be very close friends. They are a fickle bunch who continue to try to one up each other. You can not trust people built in that mold.

Ashley covers her lips with her hand, trying to cover a wide smile. After a few seconds, she lowers her hand.

Ashley: You know, I think that's the most you've ever said to me in one go. Usually, you get a line or two, but I think you said maybe five lines there Simpson.

Simpson runs his fingers over his hairless head

Simpson: I must be becoming more interesting Ms Jameson. As I was saying, I think that James doesn't have many around, near his own generation. Mr Di Luca was one of the first.

Ashley: Other people have tried though to be friends with him. Casey Williams, Despayre and Odette spring to mind. Also that thing to try and get him on television, a lot of people gave up their time for that and it worked.

Simpson: You are correct, but James inevitably pushes people away, he doesn't do well with others, but even if he won't admit it, I think he looked up a little to Mr Di Luca.

Ashley: Maybe Giani started taking a shine to him too.

Simpson: How so?

Ashley: Giani flies solo to a lot of places, he doesn't need people, hell, he didn't even need to offer to help James, but he did it before he won the title shot.

Simpson: But he didn't stick around much after he won that shot.

Ashley: Probably told not to. Come on, how would it look for the fans if champion and challenger was seen hanging out together all the time?

Simpson: A valid point Ms Jameson, but we can't have young master Hawkes in this mood if he wants to keep that championship title around his waist. James may be devastated at losing that for not being in the right mind set.

Ashley: So take him out and cheer him up again. Take over from Giani.

Simpson: I don't believe I have the personality of Mr Di Luca, he is one of a kind in terms of his personality.

Ashley: One of a kind? I take it you've never been to Jersey.

Simpson: Not that I can recall.

Ashley: Look, take him out, cheer him up, put him in the right mindset and I'll get his ass in the gym and working off that turkey and the rest of the crap that comes along with Christmas.

Simpson: Where would I take him?

Ashley: I don't know, take him to the park or something.

JHHIII: I'm not a freaking dog you know!

Simpson and Ashley jump around to see James standing there looking at them, leaning on the door frame with an angry look on his face.

Simpson: Master James, can I get you anything?

JHHIII: No!

James's snappy tone fills the hallway

Ashley: How long have you been there?

JHHIII: Long enough.

Simpson: Sir...

JHHIII: Can it Simpson! Let me explain this to both of you. I do not miss Giani. I didn't even want him around anyway, his hair gel used to leave stains all over this house. I do not need Giani around to help me with anything. He made it look like he was helping me, but he wanted to be on television more. He wanted to be at the front of something instead of stuck behind Spike. He tried to get himself more known because of me Simpson. I do not miss him, I don't need him to take me out for me to meet people and be a better champion or raise my image, because everybody loves me Simpson, I'm a hero to them all just for being their champion. Giani just wanted to know what it was like to be around a champion like me.

Ashley: Can you even hear yourself talk?

JHHIII: Yes, but if I couldn't, I have the best doctors in the world to make me hear me again.

Ashley: You're not funny

James shrugs his shoulders, looking at Ashley

JHHIII: I do not need Giani following me around to be popular, I'm already popular, people love me and I'll prove it. I'm gonna go out and come back perfectly fine, without Giani!

Simpson: I'll get my coat sir.

JHHIII: And without you too Simpson!

James walks past Simpson in a sulk, Ashley looks up at Simpson

Ashley: Well this should be fun.

*******

A little while later, the Hollywood sign is seen in the background, before focusing on to the busy streets. James Huntington-Hawkes III is seen standing on the walk of fame, looking down at the stars on the floor. James's envious eyes cross the names written on the floor.


JHHIII: Shrek? Seriously, Shrek has a star? That's so stupid, he isn't real.

A young kid looks at James's mini outburst, James looks back at the kid.

JHHIII: Well, he's not. He's a cartoon or a guy in a stupid suit! How does he even have a star when I'm the SCW Roulette champion? I should have a star, not some fake thing. Fake things don't deserve stars.

James walks away, leaving the kid to look at his parents with a look of sadness on his face. James walks further along the street, looking at other celebrity names.

JHHIII: Elton Britt? Who the hell is Elton Britt? If I've never heard of him, he can't be that important! All these nobodies have a star and not me! This is disgraceful. I demand a star here for being the best roulette champion of all time! I deserve to be a legend in this world! I should have a star.

A small crowd gather around him, looking at his outburst, but James eyeballs them with a touch of hesitation.

JHHIII: What? I should, you should all know who I am. You know me right?

A young teenage girl steps forward.

Teenage Girl: You're Justin! You're him.

She jumps up and down excitedly but James instantly yells.

JHHIII: NO! I AM NOT HIM! HE LOOKS LIKE ME, I AM NOTHING LIKE HIM! GO AWAY! ALL OF YOU GO AWAY!

James stomps his feet and looks at the crowd, slowly dispursing as James moves on, talking to himself.

JHHIII: What's wrong with these blind idiots? Can't they tell the difference between the best wrestler in the world and some stupid punk who keeps copying my style!

James stops and stomps his feet on the floor, his foot bouncing off another star on the Walk Of Fame. A voice calls out to him, but James turns around to see Charlie Sheen.

Sheen: Hey, hey, hey kid! Mind jumping on someone elses star? Go jump on Chuck Lorre's star, just up the road there.

James lowers his eyebrows.

Sheen: Justin! Hey man, I haven't heard from you, I accidently posted my number on Twitter for you to call, boy was that a mistake.

James shakes his head, an angry glare on his face.

Sheen: Wait, James? I'm sorry little man, you two look so alike.

JHHIII: Thanks a bunch Charlie.

Sheen: Where's that bald dude? He's usually so close, he blocks the sun from ya.

JHHIII: I left him at home.

Sheen: Hey congratulations, your balls must have finally dropped to go out on your own!

James lets out a soft growl.

Sheen: You know, I haven't seen you since that party at your place after that SCW show I was on. Man, I was so wasted that night, I woke up in a dumpster with a hooker.

JHHIII: Like your character would have on that TV show?

Charlie looks slightly uncomfortable

Sheen: Right.... character. So what are you doing out here?

JHHIII: I'm tired of everyone thinking I need them to go out with. I can do this on my own. I'm not a kid anymore. Everyone thinks that I can't have fun without Giani Di Luca, it's not true!

Sheen: Oh, I know that guy, fun guy, knows how to party.

JHHIII: You're not helping.

Sheen: Not trying to.

James folds his arms across his chest.

Sheen: Look little man, I'll give ya some advice, ok?

James looks at him sceptically

Sheen: Make up your own rules. If you like partying with Giani, party with Giani, if you don't, than don't. Life is much easier when you play by your own rules kid. When you make the rules, you can't lose. Know what you're doing than?

JHHIII: What?

Charlie smiles

Sheen: Winning.

James rolls his eyes.

Sheen: Time to wake up now.

JHHIII: Huh?

Charlie Sheen taps James on the back and the whole scene changes, back to the chair in front of the television. The controller of the PS3 in his hand. James blinks his eyes as he wakes up, shooting up straight in the chair, looking around the room, seeing no one in there.

JHHIII: What the hell? Is Charlie Sheen like my guardian angel?

James stands up

JHHIII: I like the whole make up my own rules thing, but the "winning" thing was so last year.

James walks over to the door, opening the door and watching Ashley Jameson and Simpson talk.

Simpson: Where would I take him?

Ashley: I don't know, take him to the park or something.

JHHIII: I'm not a freaking dog you know!

Simpson and Ashley jump around to see James standing there looking at them, leaning on the door frame with an angry look on his face.

Simpson: Master James

James stands looking confused.

Simpson: Are you ok sir?

JHHIII: Deja Vu.

Ashley rolls her eyes.

Ashley: And how does this all turn out?  Be so much easier if we just skip to the end.

James smiles

JHHIII: Doesn't matter. I got some good advice from Charlie Sheen, it's time to start playing by my rules. I don't care if Giani tried to help me before, that was then, this is now, this is my game and I control it. Now Simpson, call an SCW camera crew, I got some things I need to say.

James turns around and strolls back in the other room. Ashley looks at Simpson.

Ashley: Charlie Sheen?

*******

A while later, James is seen in the same chair he was in earlier as the camera crew start to record. James presses his hands together in a pyramid and looks at the camera, with his SCW Roulette championship over his shoulder.


JHHIII: Hello, it's me, the best roulette champion ever, ever, ever in the history of the universe, James Huntington-Hawkes III, not J.H.H.I.I.I, no, it's James Huntington-Hawkes III. I was sitting playing Black Ops II earlier and something came to me, something opened my eyes. Charlie Sheen came to me in a dream, and told me that I should make up my own rules. Well I am the champion, people should have to come and play whatever game I choose, right? Right! Because I say so! Giani tried to play his own game on me and now I see it. Giani was playing by his own rules. He was trying to get under my skin, he gave me tissues for Christmas and I still haven't had a cold. Everyone thinks Giani is super cool, but he's not. Giani might have the muscles and might have a lot of baby oil but he's not all that.

James shakes his head.

JHHIII: I see right through him. He knew he was gonna get a shot at my title! That's why he offered to help me, it all makes sense. I bet he went to the boss man and asked him, and got everything set up, so he can have a shot at my title but I see it all now. That's why he wanted to help me, but because I'm the champion, I changed the rules. Giani Di Luca has made me look stupid for the last time! He made me wear feathers and stupid gangster suits, with stupid haircuts, it's not gonna happen anymore, because I'm the champion and Giani should be doing what I say!

A stern look comes across James's face.

JHHIII: So it's time to do what I say Giani. Giani, I'm telling you I'm gonna keep my title. I'm telling you I'm gonna win at New Year Rising. I'm telling you that your attempts to get under my skin didn't work. I'm going to beat you "bro"

James looks away from the camera to behind the camera.

JHHIII: Did I use that right?

The camera turns around to show Ashley nod slightly.

JHHIII: Hey! Get that camera back on me! It's me you came to see, the SCW Roulette champion! Cameraman, get used to talking to me while I'm holding the title, because I will be holding it for a long time to come! I will be keeping my title forever and ever and ever! I won't give up this title and Giani, you're gonna be another to see it. Cause this title is going nowhere, it's mine, mine, mine and you can't have it!

James stomps his foot on the floor.

JHHIII: Now get these people out of my house Simpson, they're messing up the carpet!

James steps up and walks towards the camera, putting his hand in front of the camera as it fades out

39
Climax Control Archives / Lessons
« on: November 29, 2012, 08:33:36 AM »
  The camera opens with a shot of a huge Christmas tree, at least twenty feet high in the main hallway of a grand looking house. Huge stairways lead up either side of the house, with the tree somewhere in between. Bright decorations cover the tree, tinsel of all colors drop down from the branches, as lights poke out in between, the branches. A man either side climb tall ladders to continue decorating the high tree. James Huntington-Hawkes III stands below the tree, with his SCW Roulette championship title over his shoulder. Behind James, Simpson stands admiring the work being done. James shakes his head at what's going on.

JHHIII: I don't know Simpson.

Simpson: Know what sir?

JHHIII: This tree.

Simpson: What about this tree Master James?

JHHIII: Is it grand enough?

Simpson looks up at the tree, looking at the lights hanging down and the elaborate decorations. James sighs deeply

Simpson: It looks fantastic sir.

JHHIII: But is it fit enough for an SCW champion? I mean I am an SCW champion now. That roulette title has never been so credible because of me. I think everything here needs to be fitting for a champion like me.

Simpson: I think the tree will be perfectly adequate sir. It is one of the finest that money can buy, flown in especially to be here.

JHHIII: I think it needs more, because I'm James Huntington-Hawkes III. I deserve the very best. SCW should be paying for this anyway. They should keep their champions special and living a lifestyle so much more than the average idiot that turns up, wrestles and goes home.

Simpson: Sir, you've lived comfortably all your life. No matter if you're a champion or not, you will always feast on the finer things in life.

JHHIII: Yes but I'm now better than all those people in Sin City Wrestling too. Even that Lucian Frost moron trying to say I'm not good on Twitter. What does he know anyway?

Simpson: He was the first ever SCW Roulette champion sir

JHHIII: In Jesus times maybe Simpson, but this is about being young and fresh and I am young and fresh and add more credit to this belt. Look at the past champions, not one of those guys gave the belt any credibility, I do. I should be paid more.

Simpson: Mr Williams was a deserving champion

JHHIII: What Mr Williams? SCW has more Williams, than Mexicans have Sanchez'.

Simpson: Casey sir.

James rolls his eyes at Simpson, looking up at the much bigger Simpson

JHHIII: Good karaoke singer, but I'm a better champion than Casey was. I get to prove it this week when I beat the joker again.

Simpson: Indeed sir.

A knock on the door is heard echoing through the hallway.

Simpson: Excuse me sir.

Simpson walks away from James, but James looks up at the tree, his fingers resting under his chin as he looks up at the highly decorated Christmas symbol. Muttering to himself as looks up.

JHHIII: I think I can do better, I think I can buy better, I should have better, I deserve so much more. I need to throw a Christmas party, but who would I invite. I mean half these guys on the roster are either low brow, or just not good enough to ever come near my house. I wouldn't want their muddy little boots bouncing around my house. I could invite those Sin guys, cause Despayre did help me get on television. I could invite some of the NXT lot.

James rubs his chin.

JHHIII: Either way, it will be a great party, because it's hosted by me.

The camera moves behind James, to see Giani Di Luca standing next to Simpson.

Giani: Bro, did you mention party? You know I'm there!

James snaps around to see Giani and Simpson.

Simpson: Mr Di Luca to see you sir.

Giani looks behind James, staring up at the tree

Giani: Cool tree bro, thought you woulda had a bigger one here, considering you got more money than sense.

James lowers his eyebrows at Giani.

JHHIII: This coming from a meathead?

James looks towards Simpson and whispers

JHHIII: I told you I should have got a bigger tree.

James turns around and looks at the tree one more time and shakes his head.

JHHIII: Get rid of this and get me a bigger tree!

The two men decorating stop in their tracks and look down at James, looking slightly confused.

JHHIII: You heard me! Do it! SIMPSON! Make them stop and get a bigger tree.

Simpson steps towards James and moves slightly past him.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

Giani lowers his sunglasses and looks at James.

Giani: Are you serious bro?

JHHIII: Yes, why wouldn't I be?

Giani: You might as well take a big wad of cash and just set fire to it man.

JHHIII: Only poor people say that.

Giani: You think I'm poor?

JHHIII: I think you're poorer than me.

Giani rolls his eyes at James.

JHHIII: Why are you here?

Giani: Keeping true to my promise. You were sitting backstage crying about how no one takes you seriously as champion, so I'm here to help the little people.

JHHIII: Are you calling me short?

Giani: I think you're shorter than me

James stomps his feet and glares at Giani.

JHHIII: One more time as things are probably not going through that hunk of beef you call a head, but why are you here?

Giani puts his hand on James' shoulder, causing James to glare at Giani's hand.

Giani: We are gonna go out, and make people know who you are.

JHHIII: Everyone knows who I am.

Giani: I can tell by all the people here.

Giani mockingly points around the empty hallway.

Giani: So get your jacket and ya money bro, time to show people who you are.

James looks at Giani skeptically and shakes his head.

************

Fast forward to the Plush Nightclub, in Beverly Hills, California. Happy dancers jump around in the flashing lights, getting mixed up in the DJ's smoke machine. The thumping beats of "Blow Me" by Pink echoes around the building. James Huntington-Hawkes, Giani Di Luca and Simpson are seen walking through the door in to the main hall. James shakes his head.


JHHIII: This song is filth.

Simpson cups his ear and leans in to James.

Simpson: It's about blowing one last kiss sir.

JHHIII: Oh ok.

Simpson stands up and turns to Giani shaking his head and smiling. Giani leans in to Simpson and shout's above the music.

Giani: Maybe if we got the little guy laid, he might smile more.

Simpson: There are huge possibilities that he will dance around for weeks on end. I have been around him for many years Mr Di Luca and I think I've seen him smile twice.

Giani: How do you put up with him?

Simpson: Easy sir, I ignore ninety percent of what he says.

James tugs on Simpson's arm.

JHHIII: Are you even listening to me Simpson?

Simpson looks down at James.

Simpson: I am sir

JHHIII: Good!

James turns around and Simpson and Giani look at each other shrugging a man approaches James and talks to him.

Man: Mr Huntington-Hawkes, wonderful to see you.

JHHIII: Who are you?

Man: I am head of guest relations. We received your call about booking a VIP area an hour ago.

Simpson looks at Giani and points to himself. Giani nods.

JHHIII: Oh uhhh, good. Well, what are you waiting for? Show us where we are going.

The man points towards a velvet red rope and James, Giani and Simpson follow him to the rope. The man lifts the rope, passing a huge looking bouncer and in to a VIP area. Other tables are set up, and people stand and sit around them. The creme de la creme of the nightlife scene, enjoy the night as James, Giani and Simpson are lead to a table. On the table sits a bottle of champagne sits in an ice bucket. The trio take a seat at the table where glasses are seen.

Man: If there's anything else I can get you, don't be afraid to ask.

The man wanders off to another table.

JHHIII: So how's this meant to make people respect I'm a champion?

Giani: Because people are gonna know ya for more than being the whiny little bitch on TV.

James glares at Giani.

JHHIII: I am not a whiny little bit.... I am not!

Giani: Whatever you say bro. Look at all these people here, celebrities, people who live the high life, people respected for whatever they do, ya hear me?

Simpson turns a glass upside down and takes the bottle out of the ice bucket, popping out the cork and pouring out a glass for Giani, putting it in front of him.

Giani: Bro, have a day off, pour yourself one, and one for the lightweight here.

Simpson: I'm not sure that's a wise idea.

Giani: It might loosen you two stiffs up.

Simpson turns over two more glasses and reluctantly pours out two extra glasses and places one in front of James. James looks at it slightly nervously before picking in up and taking a sip. James nods slowly.

JHHIII: Not bad

Giani: So bro, time to start getting that face of yours out there.

Giani points to two women standing near a table.

Giani: Go talk to them.

JHHIII: Don't want to!

Giani: Stop being a bitch and go on. You want people to know who you are, stop sitting there and being shy. People are never gonna respect you if they don't know you bro.

The thought of not being respected drives James to his feet. James looks nervously at Simpson and Giani. Giani points to the duo and James slowly walks towards them. Giani and Simpson converse.

Giani: You need to get some action while you're here, S.

Simpson sips from the glass and looks at Giani.

Simpson: I am only here to keep an eye on master James.

Giani: You mean he sulked and cried for you to come along and hold his hand, eh?

Simpson nods.

Simpson: Something like that Mr Di Luca.

Giani: Bro, call me Giani.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

James returns them, holding his face

Giani: What happened?

JHHIII: She asked me when my latest album is out and said she love the song Boyfriend. I called her blind and she slapped me.

Simpson turns his head, trying not to laugh at James' misfortune. Giani shakes his head disappointingly.  

Giani: Ok bro, we're gonna have to bring them to you, being as you going to them isn't working so well.

JHHIII: How?

Giani: Dance

James shakes his head fast, refusing.

Giani: Stop being a baby. You dance in front of people every time you get down to the ring. You danced the night you won the title.

James nods.

JHHIII: I did, didn't I?

James grabs the full glass from the table and downs it in a few quick gulps, James holds his head, the room slightly spinning for the usual non drinker. James whispers to himself.

JHHIII: Moves like Jagger James, you can do it.

James steps in to the middle of the room and starts to dance. Moving first to the left, then a step to the right, moving his arms out in the opposite directions then he steps. He takes a two steps forward, dipping his shoulders, before leaning back and doing a 'Jagger strut' and raising his arms, just like his ring entrance. People look across at James, shaking their heads at him. Giani looks at Simpson.

Giani: Boy this is gonna be a long night

Simpson nods in agreement and the camera fades.

***********

Let's head to the following morning. A huge bedroom is seen, with a big four poster double bed. James Huntington-Hawkes III is seen laying face first on his bed. Simpson walks in to the room, walking over to the curtain and opens up the long red curtains, letting the sunlight in to the room. James moans as the light creeps across the room.


JHHIII: Close the damn curtains, my head hurts.

Simpson: But you only had the one glass last night sir.

JHHIII: One is all it takes.

Simpson: Sir, the camera crew are here for you to speak about Goth.

JHHIII: Ugh, I don't wanna do it.

Simpson: If you don't sir, they may take your title away from you.

James rolls over and sits up straight.

JHHIII: I'm up. Just go tell them to wait half way up the stairs and I'll will see them at the top, because I'm not going all the way down there to talk to them, cause I'm going back to bed when this crap is done and out of the way.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

Simpson leaves the room and ten minutes later, James is seen walking towards the top of the stairs, with his SCW Roulette title belt over his shoulder. James sits on the top step and looks down at the camera.

JHHIII: I know you want me to come down and talk about Goth, but this is the best you're gonna get so you can sit there and like it. If you don't like it, I don't really care, because this match is gonna be the easiest match of my SCW career. I already proved I can beat Goth anyway because hello! I beat both Goth and Argento at the same time, so how does this Goth guy think he can beat me on his own? He must be getting high on that face paint fumes if he thinks he can take away my title from me, he's crazy. I proved I am better than Goth a few weeks ago. Who makes these matches? Whoever made this match must really hate Goth to make him face me again because I'm sooooooooooo gonna win this one.

James takes the Roulette title off his shoulder

JHHIII: This title, I worked so hard to get this belt. I had to fight idiots like Hope Heelcum to get this, I got disrespected by the bosses and the fans but I still got out there and won this title, I still got out of the disrespectful matches, the disrespectful junk to rise above everything to get what I deserved and you think I'm gonna give it up again, to a guy who doesn't deserve it? No! Never! I've had to overcome it all. I've been thrown in trash cans by magicians, squashed by drag queens, treated like I was nothing since I showed up here, and now I finally get the chance to show that I am legit and you give me a painted face freakazoid who is one smile away from being the joker with a bad hair day.

James shakes his head disappointed.

JHHIII: Here's a lesson for ya, I'm the champion, I will always be the champion until I say otherwise. I'm not gonna let Goth take it. I'm not gonna let you take this title belt back to the dark ages with the stupid Gothic castle and the candles and the stupid dark clothes. This title belt will not lose credibility because of someone who doesn't have light switches in his house, wants it.

James rests the title belt on his lap.

JHHIII: I don't care what kind of match it is, all I know is I'm gonna win the match and keep my title belt, cause I'm awesome and I think this gold thing shows I'm the best, I'm the greatest, I'm awesome.

James springs to his feet, holding the title above his head. James closes his eyes quickly, as if the room is spinning a little. James blinks rapidly.

JHHIII: Ugh. Look, I'm going back to bed, but I'm gonna leave you with this. I'm James Huntington-Hawkes III. Not J H H 3 as morons call me. I'm James Huntington-Hawkes III and I am the Sin City Wrestling Roulette champion. Get used to hearing that, because I'm gonna be James Huntington-Hawkes III, Sin City Wrestling's Roulette champion, forever!

James turns around and starts to walk away.

JHHIII: Now get these poor people out of my house Simpson!

The scene comes to an end as the camera backs down the stairs. The camera turns to see a shot of a larger Christmas tree than earlier.

40
Supercard Archives / I don't know what I've been told...
« on: November 08, 2012, 03:04:12 PM »
 An army assault course is seen in the camera shot, various walls, ropes, nets, mud pools and beams stand on this course. The camera moves down to James Huntington-Hawkes III, a look of utter horror on his face as he looks at the course in front of him. James is dressed in camouflage clothing of green and black. He turns to his side, towards trainer Ashley Jameson and bodyguard/servant Simpson. James rapidly shakes his head at the duo.

JHHIII: I am not doing it!

Simpson: But master James....

JHHIII: Shut up Simpson, there is no way in hell I'm running through this stupid course, covering myself in crap, climbing and jumping on things. I am not a prized dog doing tricks for fun you know!

Ashley: You're not a dog? Why are you acting like a little bitch right now?

James glares at the smart, quick witted Ashley

JHHIII: I get it, female dog, yeah, yeah. Doesn't matter, I am not doing it!

Simpson: Sir, if you do this, you improve your chances of becoming a champion more so, because you put the effort in, you're training to become a champion.

JHHIII: Do you think Argento is doing this right now? No! He's probably sitting in his house, scoffing his face on pizza and singing mambo Italiano! He's not doing this, so why do I have to?

Ashley puts her arm around James shoulder, looking down at him.

Ashley: Because while he's sitting at home, as you say, eating pizza, you're out working James, you're out putting in the effort to become SCW's next roulette champion, you're making yourself better just by training. Now quit whining and start running.

JHHIII: No!

James folds his arms across his chest, stomping his feet on the floor

Simpson: Just think of the prize at the end sir

James stops stomping and turns to Simpson

JHHIII: Prize? What prize?

Ashley: The prize of not looking like a bitch.

James glares at Ashley again.

JHHIII: No one asked you!

Ashley blows a kiss at James, forcing the brat prince to stomp his feet on the ground as he turns away from Ashley.

Simpson: The prize of knowing you have completed the course run by many American heroes, out there fighting for freedom.

James shakes his head disappointingly

JHHIII: Sucky prize.

Simpson: And you'll be one step closer to winning a title in SCW.

JHHIII: I had a title Simpson, I brought it here myself! Then that bear stole it from me!

Ashley: A real title genius, not one you bring in yourself. You can whine all you want, you are gonna do this course and then you're going to Angel's birthday party.

JHHIII: I am not going to that bears birthday party! Who has a birthday party for a bear anyway?

Simpson: If it wasn't for Master Despayre and Mr Angel sir, you would not have had a strong enough campaign to be on television. Those gentlemen helped you get back on TV with the hashtag #PutHawkesOnTV thing.

JHHIII: Simpson, does this face look like it cares?

James looks at Simpson with an unconcerned look on his face.

Ashley: You're still gonna do it.

JHHIII: Make me!

Ashley: I won't, but they will.

Ashley points behind James, and James turns around to see a squad of soliders standing in formation, standing to attention. James raises an eyebrow to the men in military uniform as a man steps forward and towards James. The man, is well over six foot tall, towering over James.

Ashley: This is drill Sargent McKenna and his squad, you're holding them up.

McKenna: Is this the whinging pansy you told me about Ms Jameson?

JHHIII: Hey!

McKenna looks down at James.

McKenna: Listen here son, I got a bunch of real men waiting to run this course.

JHHIII: Don't let me stop you.

McKenna: Son, when you address me, you add the word sir to it. I don't care if it's after acknowledgement to an order or after you give me your mothers phone number, you call me sir, do you understand me boy!?

James looks taken back by this rant.

JHHIII: Ummmm, I am not running this course.... ummmm sir.

McKenna: You son, are what's wrong with America today, too many pansy bitches and not enough men.

JHHIII: Hey!

McKenna: Hey what?

JHHIII: Hey sir?

McKenna: Well done, at least that tiny little brain of yours can remember something. Now you're gonna run this course, or me and my men are gonna take you behind enemy lines and leave you there.

JHHIII: You can't do that!

James turns to Ashley and Simpson

JHHIII: Can they?

Ashley nods at James but McKenna gets in James' face.

McKenna: DO IT NOW!

James lets out a little scream and heads towards the start line at pace, looking at the first obsticle, a wall with a rope hanging down it.

McKenna: GO!

James runs at the wall, as Simpson and Ashley walk along side the course. James grips hold of the rope, planting his foot on the wall and starts to try and pull himself up and over, but struggles to get up and over the wooden wall.

JHHIII: Hellooooooo, little help?

Simpson turns to Ashley

Ashley: You might as well or we'll be here all day.

Simpson jogs across to James at the front of the wall, pushing him over by the legs. James flies over the wall and grabs on to the top of the other side, falling down and landing in a heap, as Simpson makes his way back to Ashley.

Ashley: You should have pushed him harder.

James scrambles back to his feet and looks at the next obstacle, tires next to each other. James runs towards them, jumping on to the tires and on to the next one.

McKenna: Nice try idiot, feet goes in the tires, back and try again!

James huffs and walks around to the side of the tires and back to the front of them. He looks down at the ten rubber circles and jumps at the first, his foot jumping in the middle of them. James puts his foot in the next one, jumping in to it. James quickly moves on to the second row, then the third, placing his foot in the forth row.

JHHIII: This is easy!

As James puts his foot in the last tire, his foot gets caught and the young man falls flat on his face! James holds his nose as he pulls himself away from the tires.

JHHIII: Ummmm, I meant to do that cause the nets are next!

Scramble nets, close to the floor are James' next challenge. James crawls from his fallen position to the nets, pulling himself under the twelve foot long net. James gets his body directly under, but his foot gets caught in the net as he moves.

JHHIII: Damn it!

James rolls over, struggling to get his foot free of the net. James pounds his arms on the ground.

JHHIII: Little more help?

Simpson runs over, moving across to where James' foot is tangled up, and eventually releases James.

JHHIII: Simpson, hold the net up, I can get under easier that way.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

Simpson lifts the net higher and James pulls himself through with relative ease and stands up at the other end, his arms raised in victory. James looks at the next object, a balance beam. James runs at it, stepping on to the first part of the beam and moving slowly across it, his arms out wide as he tries to balance on it. James gets about half way across, his arms out wide as he wobbles either side. James steps forward, his weight pulling him closer to the end as he stumbles along, falling off the beam at the end and landing on his knees. James looks at the next object, hanging hoops.

JHHIII: Simpson, you might as well get close for this one.

Simpson nods and moves towards James. James points up and Simpson lifts him. James grips on to the rings and holds on tight, while Simpson holds on to the young man's waist. Simpson carries him forward and James moves his hands from ring to ring.

McKenna: That's cheating!

JHHIII: Hey! You only said I had to do the course, I should get points for being smart here!

Simpson puts James down at the end of the hanging rings and James looks at the next object blocking his path, a see-saw.

JHHIII: Army people train on a see-saw? Really?

James runs over the lowered part of the see-saw, his weight shifting the balance and James runs off the other side.

JHHIII: Now if they were all this easy, people would do this course in no time.

James looks at the next one, a net climbing high in to the sky. James gulps deeply as he approaches it, putting a foot on the bottom and a hand as high as he can possibly get it and pulls himself up. James wraps his arms around the net, not looking down.

JHHIII: You can do this James! You're better then this waste of rope.

James pulls himself up a little further, slowly moving on up step by step, reaching up high with his right arm, taking as big a stride as he possibly can. He grips hold of the roped net and pulls himself over half way up.

JHHIII: Don't look down, don't look down.

James pulls himself up a little further, now almost at the top. James looks down.

JHHIII: I said don't look down!

James sees the ground, a fair distance from where he is and scrambles to the top of the net, fear motivating him to pull himself on to the wooden platform above. James gets to the top, laying face down on the platform at the top of the net, breathing hard. James slowly stands up shaking, looking at the zip wire ahead of him and gulps deeply again as his shaking hands attempt to clip a safety harness to his belt. James clips the harness on and takes a hold of bars above him. He looks down and quickly closes his eyes as he steps off and flies through the air.

JHHIII: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

James tumbles to the earth at speed, dropping closer to the ground. He opens his eyes as he gets near the ground.

JHHIII: I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm awesome!

As James feet touches the ground, he stumbles forward and trips, landing face first in a pool of mud! James pounds the ground with his fists as Simpson and Ashley moves to the finishing line. James unclips the safety harness and gets to his feet, covered head to toe in thick brown mud. James wipes the bud from his eyes and starts to walk forward, sulking his way to the finish line. He crosses the white line drawn on the floor, shaking mud from his body.

Simpson: Well done sir.

JHHIII: Thanks

James sulky tones fill the air as he looks at a laughing Ashley.

JHHIII: Don't say a word!

James sulks away from Simpson and Ashley as Ashley bursts in to laughter and a smile crosses Simpsons face.

*******


Despayre's and Angel's party....

(Side note: please watch Despayre's promo to see more from this party. Anyone is allowed to do a scene from this party, I took advantage of the offer, you should too!)

"The Teddy Bears Picnic" plays in the background, as people move around mingling with others at the birthday party of Despayre, well, in his eyes, Angel. Many SCW superstars move around from area to area. James Huntington-Hawkes III is seen walking in with a huge box in his arms, struggling under it's weight. Simpson and Ashley follow behind.


Simpson: Sir, would you like me to carry the box?

JHHIII: No Simpson. I want to carry this in to this party. I bought it, I should carry it.

Ashley: You buy a lot of crap you don't carry yourself, why is this so different?

JHHIII: Because it's a birthday party, I don't want you two trying to claim credit for this one. I stand by the fact we should have got him a jetski or something. A house for Angel seems cheap, especially as someone has to build it.

Simpson: I don't think Mr Synn would have been too appreciative of Master Despayre and Mr Angel having a jetski in the house.

JHHIII: It wouldn't be in the house you idiot, it would be in the pool, or in the sea. Why would you have a jetski in the house?

Simpson: I stand corrected sir.

James struggles with the box as he moves towards the table full of gifts. He places it on a big open space on the table, wiping the sweat off his forehead and looks around. Gabriel and Odette Ryder are seen hand in hand in one corner of the party. Synn is in another area, talking to Shane Boswell. Spike Staggs and Christian Underwood converse in another area. Nick Jones and Hot Stuff Mark Ward are seen talking over a beer. Austin Parker and Bo Dreamwolf talk to Ms Rocky Mountains and Pussy Willow, Melody Grace and The Surf Boys chatting too.

JHHIII: Simpson, can we go now? I didn't wanna be here to start with.

Simpson: You at least need to at least see Master Despayre.

JHHIII: I can't see him.

Despayre jumps up behind him, holding Angel in his arms.

Despayre: I'm right here!

James jumps in the air as he turns around to see Despayre standing behind him, clutching Angel in his arms.

JHHIII: You're like Beetlejuice!

Despayre: Who?

JHHIII: Nevermind.

Despayre: Angel thanks you for the house, but said you could have at least got him a jacuzzi or something.

James looks at Despayre curiously and looks down at Angel.

JHHIII: How did you know?

Despayre: He knows everything.

JHHIII: Does he know I'm gonna become the Roulette champion on Sunday?

Despayre: He says don't hold your breath on that one.

JHHIII: No jacuzzi for you!

James points down at Angel.

Despayre: I wouldn't get your finger too close, he bites.

James pulls his hand away from Angel.

JHHIII: He wouldn't.

Despayre: He would, just ask them.

Despayre points towards Gabriel and Odette, getting close to each other. James turns back, but Despayre has already disappeared and talking to Melody Grace.

JHHIII: Well that was rude.

Ashley: He could be talking to you or a hot chick, even I'd prefer to be talking to the hot chick rather than you.

JHHIII: So why are you talking to me?

Ashley flicks her hair back behind her ear.

Ashley: Good point.

Ashley turns and walks away from James, leaving James opened mouth. James turns to Simpson.

JHHIII: Now can we go?

Simpson: Why wouldn't you want to be here? You and Master Despayre should hang out more often. You're both around the same age.

An angry look crosses James face

JHHIII: Wash your mouth out Simpson. I have nothing in common with Despayre! Why would I wanna hang out with him? I have something more important to deal with than hanging out with Despayre. I have a title match to deal with. I should be focusing on that instead of being around this lot of people I really don't care about.

Simpson looks down at James

Simpson: It's a good thing to socialize with your fellow superstars and bombshell.

JHHIII: I should be focusing on Argento and Goth. I mean Argento is a superstar in this business.

James smirks

JHHIII: I nearly said that without smirking. Argento is a bum who got lucky winning that title in the first place, but he's still in the ring with me. I still need to focus on exposing him for the loser that he is. I need to  beat him so bad that he runs off crying and never ever comes back. I need to be working on my plan to show him to everyone for exactly what he is, a nothing, a loser, a guy who won't even finish in second place compared to my greatness.

Simpson: Maybe sir should be more concerned with the champion than?

JHHIII: Halloween is over Simpson. Goth has no power anymore. He's just a weirdo walking around with a stupid painted face. He's not a worthy champion Simpson, he never has been a worthy champion, he came here to look big and scary but he don't scare me! That title belt can't wait to come and join me. You know what, we're gonna have a huge home coming party for that title belt, because come Sunday, that belt is gonna be mine. Mine all mine Simpson, mine all mine! I'm gonna be the champion, and we're gonna show everyone exactly how to party!

James smirks as the camera fades out

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